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sharp like this. It doesn't seem like a lightning the light will probably work. Oh my god, you don't, like Mr Science crises, There was so scared because you can see in the video but there's like blue light use of art lying among them over to the How are you happy people don't understand, as this is in the dark and ok he's chauvinists Guineas got it would look at blue when those Tesla machines- yes, I did something. So let's go is going to test them. She's got it's not a big laboratory either. Now it's it's. It's a little work space that he built the other that recently G built the whole we dislike tore down. I, like the sight of his house like like with us,

when hammer and built that humongous workshop for him in the other day is accompanied by new cars by new cars. We extended his garage by two to comforts personal married. Their divorce. They he's been remarried for, like out of fifteen twenty years on my phone. Thus a lot like you, I guess the Euro, you like that you, like the two figures, shut out yeah, he pretty much. If there was computers when he was my age, you'd be doing the same thing with computer to date and what do you like your creativity with computers and then just hear your mind? It resisted all from high, never sent railing. That's. Raising, as you know, how that can be trends. The government like the children of singers hooking just now, really saying Oda Bahia smoke, like kids, are naturally I genuinely say my kids are naturally volley will owe percent like my kids are like they make other. Laugh like like how will digits five, seven and therefore fucking funny

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every one is no whimsy I'll. Look it up, so they said in the. U S: government decided to go after Wikileaks. Examined is basically fuckin come through this dude life, Bradley Manning's, guy's name, he's he's still, and I believe is in solitary confinement. I think he has years. Finally, they caught him and they just stuffed him in a sound. And that's it. It's really scary ship. The Julian Assange job is the dude who leaked it.

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If she just that you're a good I mean, but to call that rape is crazy. That's a nice deception, but the sex was voluntary, so cannot be rape and just because you feel bad about something that you word coerced into doing that wasn't illegal, nobody come really that's my point. I don't ever want to be good at it and I ve never been good at it sees, but it's not illegal. It's sex rape. The illegal, so you can't make sex rape you're turning it into rate. It wasn't rape, there were tricks, yes, but it was thanks, you, you had voluntary sex. I too call that rape. That is anybody that would even think that that would be an acceptable idea is an anti human. And that's why human I will go in our, or else goes far to say that, like I believe, a medium, if you had me to put it down, I believe that Ray is when a man assaults, woman, salt, woman and and make sure do something makes her have sex when she does not want to end

do believe. There is a great line that were date. Rape does is involved the jubilee their guys that that force it the woman saying no, but they do it. Yes, and I believe there is also a great line where women are drunk too drunken guys. Think a badge Mamma do have been reduced. My whole life- and I know that happen at present have done. That and they any an egg lies. They walk you through the night. You like several rapier me, but but but the truth as they would you do that you like whom you did what a guy. Maybe I should report you so, but I do believe that His unending. This is not the subject of airlines art about, because it's like. I went to college when the word rape became flip floppy. Unlike chicks, are sending a rape when they genuinely didn't do you know I mean like the word. Rape was a buzz Third, it's a women were using the word. Rape like thrown out their right and then I think right. Right after that is when comics gotta hold the word. Rape likes heiress overman and made it a joke and took it. That's why

Sarah man of fallen always or that chick cause? She took things that I think would you go about with my friends and, as a woman said the most stage- and I thought I was like fucking gangster- do this with a fucking roles? Devlin gangster, she's funny man, Jamaica, Supreme Court Judge whatever she says, is right. There should be a like there are women a million on what am I talking about words. Human beings have to have the should together in order to be able to judge people, it's been pretty obvious of the system that their judging people under right now, just so flaw in locked up and don't know, no one saying that it should all be dismantled and then that's what's going to have to happen going to have to do it have to dismantle the whole system to make an anything fair. You know Cream Court Justice Supreme Court you crazy fuck and laws. Jesus man, I herding honeycomb of Bullshit IRA Chris rocks each other one time, a kind of fuckin. Redefined. Everything, then I'd have like things redefine for me within the last few months

so big man, like so big moved about Ego and my ego is- is that concept of Vigo ever understood. I fucking now understand, but Chris rocks had something about was sadly not live. Racist unaware heard it on and he was saying no its, not racists, but there is a short hand with it to white guys. Have that a black Anna Like- don't have like to work as a lawyer Michael and Sacred Farley, there's a short him. They have that a black. It is not borne with We heard that women's what you mean by shorthand okey like gum like likely never got into a meeting with a bunch of ideas, and you just kind of you understand them and like we're not going to die, goes mad about the fucking. Diaz Fight fight and then the also knew him a short annual meeting. You like we have something in common. We can cut talk without

We know each other without having to re you're, not saying we re induce love, doing shit like guns when they play golf together and stuff, where exactly two white guys look at more than any other black eyes, let it too, but what happens? Is you're shorthand come from the people. You grew up with a guy know why dues who are fraternities like I don't even need a fucking word than I could tell you what they do I can tell you how to act when the cameras on on you today. I can tell you anything about them, rather black Jews. My my shorthand is based on like pretty much like the Deuce a party with a New York excited. No brothers right and, like I know, Le Godfrey already Tony woods that knife Tracy Morgan, like those are my that's my shorthand, so I see what you say so you say, and that is that one guys, Ancyra live, have more connected nests right. They always Harvard wanted. Colleagues, there already

Comedy they all had the same comedy upbringing like they all had parents, that's probably either divorced like their part of the system, right law, making Michael's being ahead, wish Christophersen as a kid from Brooklyn. His shorthand wasn't there so when he met lawmakers, he didn't hit another. Like I mean. Ultimately, you know like when you meet a network executive can know what to say and what not to say. I know how to act and nowhere college shirt if, if its bright may know not too, because I'm wine have done I've had to deal with white men. My whole fucking life, I quit wrought, never if he d. Why men gum guessing this speculation, based on an interview whose I got a cop or a job like on the premise that you never arrested. But you know I mean like when he saw a white men aims of Madeira place his average bargained with my dad or friends. Tat right. Those guys are running southerner alive, running heads of business that blew me away that counts.

Of of of racism, not being how people act, but just being like, as communism. Shorthand like you know, like does very students to prioritize fucking genius. Mannlicher blows me away consistently because where he sees lifelike. I was this here and also one of contractors and whose, like his contractors, Ike Putnam, though, in this house, then this is the direction negroes rock the rot, the windows, twenty thousand dollars and has put his house, I'm sure- must pose Redonda this. Why are you doing here? I done it your egos attic and just no anyway, the window on its initiative story, So he puts a window in the twenty thousand acres. Hey! Look! Our computer, when I ll give you the window, if you let me fucking point my tv show or whatever and like show that I'm doing Chris Rocks House Chris Rocks hike man. If I show family, I'm putting in a twenty thousand dollars window into a house they're going to want to stay in that house, like I can't just fucking put that on tv

where I was like white book and put that shit on tv. Could my ego come and if you like, fucking ban, let's go what I mean why we sang before the you're having a problem with you. I just M M genuine, you you're, not you, and I are going to ask you to go back for fifteen years and try to connect you, of that. Ok, ok, you got a lot of work. I think on yourself that a lot of you haven't done so you know what people just go when people say like the: U Sharp, robots, comics and was the year in which opportunism succumb. Unless I get Sycamore yea and then you just you, I was in a plane. You just can't we try to slide in what you are doing casually like also go a bright young, doing a thing with them like and then, and that to me is fucking. It's so unhealthy delighted accept bragging so brag it on you. I like it so

in its so disconnects your heart. This is what I ve been thinking, disconnects your heart from manatee right it is it what it does. Is it put your brain in it cause your brains, are starting your heart, goin him and were hurtin in your in your hearts like why he's got what he's doing you don't want to show you to shut up. Fucking starting also me, so you you hear other people talk about the stuff there doing an you want a pump yourself up. As always. Egg Yarmouth had to do a better hand. Cards like I, let you try to what I'm try to one of them. I had a conversation recently, the friend and he's a nice guys comments and I ran a domino said: hey what's up and he just went on this embarrassing run about some development deal on this, and if it doesn't go out, I have a buyer and did the and they ve said that this is their number. Unlike what really enough

and then, if that doesn't work, they are going to develop, will and it just when I am. I a man I am. I good to you. Happy your hearts connected to him. There's gonna sound good, just capitalism, she'll, India, music and the Benelux goblet told you that today is your hearts connected with him. When you said how are you doing, you are genuinely asking see his head was connected to you. What is his geronium he's got this going on proved him see like keep. I left the conversation on that perfect. I think one of the nicest things easy too

puts leaned. I start fucking well under the table. I'd like doing a lot of different things. I wanted to have my whole entire identity, connected to one thing, whether it's one thing in my life, whether it's one thing in what what my occupation is. I just think this. This there's a lot to be gained inflexibility and in our and in being able to do a bunch of different things and not having a rely on one have been able to like not how to define myself. You know what the fuck do you want to do. You know to worry about the world of comedy or worry about the world of them a may, whereby I just do my shit. We IBM that's you and then there's that you are not the average of people you have it. I think everyone, We can do it. I think everyone can do it, and I totally agree that none of you, when I heard you talking

was in Europe a night. You know I fall asleep. I listen to show when I sleep, I put a plate all night long and I just have it on repeat so I hear it all night long. Greatest things. If you don't already do that that I'm telling you what is it greatest way to fucking, listen upon podcast, because you feel your hand, friends in another room in your safe, I on the road out seamen better when it's you wanna podcast, and you hear my heard me talking to euros. I would like all- and I'm in my own dream with you and I may be so, but there no like like, I was a city talk about ego, destroying ego with drugs with with with getting into the tank getting runner ego and, as a member and I started thinking about ego- and I was like where's my ago, I saw myself fuckin, arguing the people like not arguing but being argumentative being difficult about ego bay. Shit like someone Satan

I was grey host on this show my crew and I'll, be like in my head, my head for the girl you better than him, but I have not. Yeah. So I've been doing a lot of work on my ego and trying to like I'd, didn't from our last night, but not on this shit I saw our lessons when you say you doing work on you. You know what you mean like we ve done biting my tongue and I'm letting myself feel the fucking disgusting feelings. When you you gotta tat, when you feel like when you feel like a knock, your statement is directed at you like last night. Some This is the bags on only one. For example, there are mine, I'm begging. You set examples of a really bad example, but are he was already saw me fucking bite my office. I started saying to afford to break a start to say something to break, and then I went I stop myself allow. What am I doing that and argues? What am I saying? What am but thinks it's a fucking stupid. This is stupid. So that's what I'm trying to do. I'm trying to be more correct to two people by their mama heartening

He was saying as a human just what some of us him and how? What are you up to come? If you hear that you're like? What do I do I have this going on at this going on now, like oh, my gizzard good them. While in recital tomorrow, like not like real shit. You know, while in acting as a human being, when you have something, that's your occupation or something your obsessed with. I think there You build up a lot of stress when you're pursuing something, and a lot of that stress can be evacuated physically and that's what a lot of people are unaware of, like I guph around in an hour and talk to people about about your gun and Guph on younger people, but yoga is like a brilliant way of managing your emotions and your body and end the idea. The word centred, I hate the eye. I hated it. I hate crystal ta

You know saying I hate you know about my yogi, I'm going on a retreat, there's a cleanse by the way I hate crystal. I hate Crystal talk. I trust me nuts. I hate. I hate it when I know that it's you're just that you've accepted this, this new age ideology the sooner and there's a lot of yoga talk. The goes along with that, but yoga as a practice is brilliant. Practise it's fucking hard to do man, but people. They like They owe you you work out you're doing yoga. That's not working out the facts, not man, youngest hard, some of the worst ass kings of her hand, Jujitsu, was when I did in the morning and encourage it to night? The extra beat I'm fuckin bait in know. I didn't I did it it like. I can fucking do yoga in the for digital factor, not man. Some of those poses a really difficult

and they're designed to like ring all the stress out of your body, and they they humble you. You walk out of there when you eat, you have to go through physical exertion, physical exertion, like to the point where your body is failing. That is very humbling. And then, when you get a speech at the end, that's what I love about yoga. Did you get into child, pose we're just land there and they taught you men. I changed. My life really will ya I was in a relationship. I wasn't happy with this is probably ten years ago right before nine hundred and eleven or right after, but is that area, and I was in a relation I wasn't into I dead- did not love her. I didn't even like her and I was drinking a ton of bucking as bad as I now. I mean I've gotten back, but I was as fat as I am now night and one morning I was up. I was just fucking angry and depressed at like six or more my buddy Corey called me.

Like Haiti, one go: you're gonna, fuck, yoga, macaroni yoga. He was too good work up manual enjoy it did yoga at the end of it and I did every pose with integrity. I like did them swelling up each laid down in transposing this dude fuckin sleeve, and tat too, is cool. Mother fucker like just walked around and yoga pants and his Ike. What in any talking to cross? What do you hate your life today? What bothers you and gentle, because Unexhausted unexhausted? I am tapped out physically my brain just went fog and Rachel He goes. You can change that and I was like a Kansas to Hard Migos decide to change that today. Decide to make that decision today and tomorrow will be better. You do that right now and I was like I guess I could break up with her Just go! Yes, you can. You can do that. Nose like I could bring up other, unlike the dumbest thing, was in fact bring out of their way up.

Big fucking. God bless us like four issues like one is that we should have been thought plague, but yeah. I fucking. We had a vote. I was nor Damer. We were like data like couple years. We are living with. No, no, no! It's like a fuckin broke up with her literally, and I was like the whole thing about that. One class was Ike, lose weight, man I can lose weight. I just know how to lose weight. You gotta work out like a beast. You healthy, that's the way to lose weight, fuck a book, start losing weight. I got one hundred eighty five pounds do. I was a gangster Brian. If you pull up my might my facebook page it on my Pham Facebook page of Mercosur, I'm saying on the Joe you'll see this gear at all waiting for your reaction of what you think I love my seeing a super healthy for Africa met my wife good place. Fucking fell in love, changed my life on the happiest man in the world.

I think it's attributable to that one young to fuck Us Reagan, guy speech that one dude and isn't it funny like. I hate that oppression. The wings of a butterfly can be the first steps in. Men and women become a herd. Came theres many wings on me. My girlfriend of Mister MC governing gods also fuck my best friend, who gave me the clad set. So that Y know so that of talk to me. What is this? She firm about one thousand Russia she's talking about Roma who had been taken world. Like any new amendments friend, while you best friend, function girlfriend, it happened to me in high school and then they went to my graduation, like with his family, with her family brain go to my pictures. I know your and my thanks go to my pictures on my fan page from singing on top of the Braves array out. That's it and you'll see known that pay. And then just scroll through an you see one of me shirt less at the Euro. Are you fucking

getting me so so this was the wings the butterfly this turned you One of the many wings of the butterfly you don't you have a few uncomfortably dumb, but this is a big one, o Brien. What will your wings? my wing dismay winds. Gimme some moments where you went well. This is what I do for now on.

I am really good at committing to shit like one. If I like to do something and real good at like throwing my and entire brain added and becoming obsessed with it. It's probably not. Health is probably like a lot of success. I think- and this is my belief about like a flax- that a lot of success in F Lennox comes down to almost like a psychosis. You know, like there's, did like a real high level of anything, there's a certain amount of almost skirt, crazy behaviour to to get to this incredible position like Michael Jordan or in our Mohammed Ali or any any like Elite Highland MIKE Tyson in his prime, and this is a madness. You know, and I.

From the time that I was a kid I was involved in martial arts, so we'll see like it was like a choice that I made when I was like fourteen or fifteen, and that was a choice I was on it. So I was like twenty one enough, but when I realized that I had to stop fighting and stop teaching- and just do comedy was- I was talking to a kid. His name is Jonathan. I wish you remember the last time we were open mic together about six months in a comedy I'm still dabbling in, and I still have my feet and all my other world trying to find my place, and this dude, who I done open mics with truck six months, goes you're really funny. And this kind of petered out after awhile, and also- and I couldn't say anything because I knew he was right- owes yeah. I couldn't say anything I couldn't say think, as in my head, you know like if someone says you don't work hard enough. My my instinct, you know is always to go fuck you, but I

Oh as a person whose you know benefited greatly from very uncomfortable criticisms, therefore, like some of the biggest growth moment, you can have was where someone just knocked. You dig into the dirt and, as you know, the fuck is already state and then you step back, and so I recognise early onto you now to be able to step back and objective. We have set, went challenged like that so little neck. I said that I said I wanted to go, that's it tat things say because you know he was my friend, but I was like he's right. Ah, I couldn't say anything so I said this: is it fuck this I'm a bug in professional comedian amount. Haven't one foot in the door. I closed my eyes. I quit my job must be young, people's teaching take window bars university and I had a school in Revere, Nautilus, plus desperate I sure Sandra Crusher do you're a fucking. Oh yeah. Well, you saw the picture. Jesus do there's another,

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fucking time having they have any money. Do you use and it gives me a bribe many times higher than the average that did not operating at that three of us we're like fucking Purple Egypt's. So I guess I got the sybil. This figure is fucking culture. Yours, Does your calories, your your flights of stairs? You walk it's it's. The best thing you put in your pocket is walk around with it. It just keeps you active culture coast near the days. Did you have a butterfly moment too costly to get a flip fit You know it wasn't you'd be dead ass, it is I bought it like can like. I was Kennedy and I brought it here. I could February here to the other studios Adam I had it Brian was, I call me, get one in a bright got one any email me: here's like him follow your fit. At that moment, I was like fire killer I swear to you I started like and then and then all this day there was a death squad page, I guess

and they were all like fuckin and I was like I'm gonna get glenmont. You guys do this. Would you both be interested in getting in shape? Upset Brian in writing by member states on. Let me I'm really krajina. If you don't get your life in order now, I'm gonna Fuckin paper when you're thirty nine. That's only a year away. I know. Let's talk about started today, like I'm, I'm trying to fix my life health wise now. Well, that's certainly good because you know gonna end at last year's, depending on how much poisoning it now depends on how we can work and allows so fucking good watch poison feels good. We put our goal. What kind of come come about drink is becoming a lot. You know what else people is still not a volume, real podcast, your fuckin, this gas yeah. Those other project supposes forget targets, they are good.

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I have stop saying it and I thought a lot and its reason. I don't call sometimes when I want to thank you, but this podcast has been like changing for a bunch of us. Putting a lot of us should have done. This have been fantastic, as this has been one of the greatest experiences more lives of professional careers and because of this podcast, your boy wrote a book, you wrote a book. I got a book deal son, why asylum book deals coming out in the year and it is because of this paragraph and it is like one of my coolest life achievements ever it is something I'm so proud of it is. It is something I will dedicate this next year to it more than anything, I'm working on that's enormously. Look at look at if you're going to talk about yet so put a, but I gotta thank you man, because I got the book deal not only recently Erin interesting do in a book is because of this pact while unique

the book? Dick has an interesting. Do, there's lots of meetings. You know this better than it has your? U man! You know that a meeting showed up because people heard this park out. I appreciate that it's beautiful, it's often hear word, but it would not mean meant anything if you weren't downturn. I do see that I appreciate that, because you have said this your number times what man distinctly this, I mean the whole reason. The whole thing came up as this fucking Parkhurst. I can watch how can people heard this park ass? They were like him in her that machine story on just podcast. Can you do a book, and this is the that from your podcast tape not passed all another way of looking at it is how lucky am I that I get to be on a podcast guys, like you, have such great stores and make people want to listen again so because your egos and check that fucking. Really we to say Joe, but I will genuinely not its northern Sweden, mean to say, is a hundred percent. How I feel, like, I think,

we're all real lucky. You know this podcast has been a lot of fun. It's it's it's! We got a connection with people that we never thought would take place. You know, and I respected and O Brien respects it now, and I know the people that going to show the the We are all aware that this is. This is really cool we're all rail aware that we have really cool. We have legal, it's like the impact of the regular show, and yet you just someone out of my fucked up office is bizarre. It's it's. It's like showing up to San Francisco when the first dues Ike Haymaking, just he keep a secret, it's fun. In connection with people that we did a show last night s house, and it was fuckin amazing, incredible places pair we we we saw that out. Unlike one days notice, Would you said we're gonna do a show there. I was mobbed with the coolest fuck and people better research or less noble, ass amazing

audiences at what is a late night. Show too we did at ten p M show didn't you know. I didn't get started ten thirty day were totally changing that whole entire ice housework, we're bringing that funding club back, because I mean a lot of the comics ass. I said like ice like Doug Benson, I used to love coming to the ice house, but then something weird happen and in just like that and I started getting kind of differing wasn't that to go to anymore sake, but, like tonight is like that was one of the finest times every one of the best crowds with ever had ever, and it is it's almost like hard to believe you would assume that You know, you don't think that people have really that different crowds. You don't think that people like being you know what I mean you feel like well, Chicago's different than New York and New York is different in San Francisco, but what's been what's changed recently for us, is it everywhere we go? The clouds have been amazingly really nice people agreed enthusiastic and you gotta go how the fuck does happen like

Can you pull that off? I would is no one ever thought that there was a formula for doing that: no one here, there was a formula where you can go and ensure that you would have a huge percentage of the population that kind things long same way that you think be nice to people be generous, a mule when you think about where we think about the way. You think, though, can you imagine you found those people that when you go hey there, the blue collar? the door they found each other will know. Shit like you mentioned that a bunch of people that are indeed he mushrooms and I may fuckin spiritual lake vitamins being held they like, although people do you showed up at once and you're like shut the fuck up links and love comedy like love, good, fucking, friends. Good stories enjoined each other like there's a camaraderie. That is this network. I think everybody likes good comedy. I think I can't you are good comedy less like it's funny. Unless you why those assholes will be will enjoy bag like some people enjoy counted, it's not good for everyone,

I've ever heard on your part. Ass, I don't think I'll be there is one exception, is a comment that I would welcome policy. Genuinely that's a large statement there that we dahmer era. Ass. I got that's enough. He saw he was our lives, are not Olympus, but he's like one of the gods that deals with light traffic or whatever, like he's a woman, the fuckin, twelve gods and integrate com he's his pockets. I listen on repeat, whereas Embossings thousand Boston and I was like I'm going to bed Alison dams Rovard over God, man. He was on Tuesday, too you did too they do yeah he's talking monster man like everyone. I claim you couldn't name one comic there. I will say it out I will go. This far. Is that I've become friends with them, the majority people that have done that are regulars on this past? Through this passage,

we d as right again, Brian ARI, that doesnt know my number friends. My life has expanded exponentially friend was like that just to have those guys in my life. You know tat dark at my house, you the day the man gave we're talking about Fuckin Duncan Shit, you not Duncans brain works and you tell him something, and he was always thinking- that is this right. Coral young book like theirs. And then you like whole Yoda, sonorities, exactly what they are buying a guy. You know, like I hears bosom, I heads like and have already and looked out all these people in your life yeah we're very fortunate man we're all very fortunate. You know it's. It's been really interesting. It's like Iowa. You know, I'd we try to do some stuff before we did that these other things called Joe shows what we did. As always and everywhere we would go call out Jellia Jamb assembly about being or not did not

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and then they taken take out to tilt the loom, and you can just air these bitches out and seeing that video online, the guy in a Mercedes era, and yet I regaining he goes sideways around a corner. Yes, yes, and we actually have you not say, do you think that's a fake video like and I think it's a fake video, a cab ill, give my things very quickly. One of those videos. It's like wine, wise guy, just a recording The people did. I now know that all the time and it is likely that we will leave it shit that he was barely going. Fastening loses control in. Did you notice that, like you just can't you wanna go like super fast? He disliked kind of sped up as like. How did he loosed troll of his Lamborghini that bad and then, when how it was placed in between the two cars. It's like, This is some kind of weird fake video like Michael, whose behind it, though, who knows Amber gain well, but I would say you probably got a good point, but lamborghinis are notoriously hard to control of four wheel. Drive cars.

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That uncontrolled there's, no fuckin brain. It taught us that. Well, it's hard aegis. You have to know how to drive, there's a great video of two guys in corvettes and this guy behind him of films and their sugar land, not Chauvelin woodlands. I think in Texas, one of us and they take off the light. One guy fuckin completely loses control. T bones: right in front of him and then it's Liz, a real video, that's the super real cuz. It the guy that watching videos all right. Let's see what these assholes do yeah and he got What that guy's gonna be filming everything from now on. I would like very much on film and here's another thing always think about when you look at these videos. It's, like you, know the majority of people. You know, like I'm a little different if I were to a filmed it below different Georgie people, you know when you're you're in a car, you're films He's your Iphone your steering you're doing all this shit we're going around a corner. He was really good with making sure he caught every single thing that happened. While

driving in filming and adjust too good of, like ok, yeah you got the money shot where, in reality, with private, this fund be flop and around looking at fucking ceilings and a very good plan. It's like a kind of forget that, yes, it's filmed on a shitty camera. It looks realistic, but the money shot was recorded perfectly. Everything was recorded a little bit too perfectly and as somebody does, that kind of shit it's it's kind of like. I know without the reality is that this is just some guy filming at you had been filming his girlfriend crotch. If you know like it, had been just like yeah, maybe, but if that had been you, you would have gotten the shot perfectly you have my there's a lot of use out their yeah. You got to realise this. Guy is a guy who's, filming things well by just having a guy who's like no. Who knows who knows, but thank you

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now he's so heated and is that it has a business there as a business. He decided to take all its cars that that he wasn't into or not driving, send can't Coon pair Federalist, and you can just take him out for the day when you gotta go with like you, you gotta go in a group. You can't just it's not like you just let labour gate area, but it's fucking fun. I've never driven anything honour. Forty miles an hour race, raising cars, it's fun, Gabby, very directive. Fuckin do all we can to get your body to go fastened its postal small. You feel achieve forces when you going around corner and you make we won't corners of seventy miles an hour. That's fucking, said yeah, like put them perspective. What you doin interstate taking corners, attach it does. When you make your real face, like you, there's no cool vase run, you drive a car that fast do make a real It's like that that, like I did s like, I that's what I do when I do. That's me Did you feel a rear and sliding on Euro X? It was raining. Oh

strives for the morning. It was raining. You have to be careful with a car. That's got down much power to stamp on the gas. You know like like, like that stupid car them how they shall be the Mustang, I every time I had second gear. I can't you gotta, make sure you don't stop on the gas too much It will get sideways on you and second gear. A worse yet Berger, I shook and car I guy doesn't mean that that that their ads at that guy, in that very In our view, a volume dragnet girls. I should like to say that though, but some a lotta people buy cars and they don't necessarily know how to handle them. When those ass an goes out on an idea would not be able to recover that car tarred man it's hard, and sometimes you dont want to let go steering or you don't want to let go of the gas either. Sometimes you have to give two power oversteer you have to you have to fight it with the throttle. You know you, you have to keep your foot on the gas cuz if you, if it snaps,

but tat is graph, and then you know why you're already and eternal it you didn't even get fucked. Oh, we drove that's entirely on a car to those cars, are meant to be driven like that. Like portion notorious for, like devil, we're, we're biased sailing an engine in the rear, when you're gone around corners like sideways you're dealing with the physics of this engine hanging out back, it's like sixty percent of the weight is, isn't the assent of the car. So so, if you had a friend who came to your was like Manna just got a big deal, I need some. I wanna buy a car, so one car would you get with depends on what I personally would signal. Did the ABC Asean Animal Z right? Has the calmed fella that you know, lady is comfortable car, no he's in a who is a Dame cook, because I'm never forget. It comes at your ordain. What Dane talked about his Montserrat? It was eleven

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visually wise, I don't think it's anything special, but neither is the Lexus Legged Alexa sell us, for, sixty. I think it is the new and whatever is beautiful car but real sedate. It's all about luxurious transportation. In those cars like Alexis those cars or so and peaceful. I'm loans like yeah, if you're into their manners, I get Alexis those Lexus, those Lexus Ford, oars, I like the most relaxing com, they absorb camps, they stay not handling cars, so car

go on a corner on the gas and get a fuckin good feeling your balls care about Gary Valentine when we were working on the actual had green Lexus from this whole thing. Was it Joe? You did it with a member here, and he had a green lectures in this whole thing is how silent it was. We got the car what time are be, or members of a country that got Robinson ranch me Guerin having his brother and a few other people, so what I'm gettin valet we get in the car and he just shut the door and looks at me as party how fuckin quiet as its car was prepared, is prefect, quite rightly oriented gets put in driving the volume totally drawn during our time. Is that mother fucker he d never might burden my burden might burden, we will remember, MIKE Burden Comic from L, a hung round the communist accommodated. In broad terms, Europe. Yet now it teaches crop problem, a guy, but my burden is my favorite Gary Thou hast

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gravity is legit, legit forms of funds. How my generously yum you know. I got you now that, like street stuff, I show you correct applications of techniques in self defense actuation, as opposed to like just doing jets. You just don't take boxing some long. Those lines it's more applicable to like getting attack has its, but it's all the basic techniques of all. You know all the effective martial arts, you know they did they go over chokehold go over arm locks the goal for all sorts of different. It's not just in our self defence. There they they incorporate. All not a different thing. Such a system of you now taking like. What's the most useful, martial arts in a real life situation, that's what it is all just seen. Others room for that I am, We have the school that in our people, say what you like. I've had these arguments with the so called like street defence. People and I will we learn- is how to defend yourself on the street. There are no rules on the street in the.

The mix, martial arts dough Joe, you know those rules are while ago. We appreciate that this, but with no will there's no rules on the street. So that's why I ask us what is different now, so I like trying to buy you grab your ball or something that my might take is always been that the most effective techniques aren't the techniques that work on people. Dont know what they're doing and all the techniques almost all of them in that you see in so called self defense courses, the only work if people dont know what they're doing liked the grabbing hands and pulling in you. You ain't brand, my hand bitch. You know I'm going to be a wildcat. We got. We got some crazy shit going on right here. Are you grabbing me just holding on to me? That's nonsense. When I see any of that self defense nonsense, I go. There is a reason why this does work and the reason why doesn't workers whose doesn't work on killer? You need everything you need to do in. If you wanted to learn true martial arts, you should learn what

works on killers, learn what works on the best fighters on the planet, learn what works on my time fighters learn wars on hundreds of fighters, learn what works on a guy who knows how to fuck people out, but he's been training at it, years, learn how to deal with back. I don't learn how to deal with some do white pulling out your keys and gone for his eyes, because most likely will not get the fuck out of here get close enough to do that. In other words, the learned had a would do what works on killers. That's my opinion. So I know I'm not a big believer in self defense courses. I'm a big believin, martial arts. I think, if you want to learn Jujitsu, you should learn at thy budgets where you know, if you get a hold of someone who doesn't matter, that's it you? U own them! Now, that's your world and he strangled them. And you get to that point and that's it! That's a beautiful tool to have in your tool box. It's a beautiful thing to do to to be in possession of martial trials were saying you don't ever get that if you're in self defense course, because first volume

can I have the amount of proficiency and doing these techniques like me, breaks and attacks of the Broncos you're not really doing them full blast and training against people who are resisting so a lot of what you're doing you're drilling repetition and you might get better at completing those movements but the odds of you doing it on a guy who knows how to fight, is pretty fucking. Small Anderson Silva type. Dude will knock your fucking dumb off your neck, and it's that simple, you know you're never going to get I got him, let you whose, like you gotta get it that way. I my opinion. So wrong from God. It's a good way to work out. It's a good with a train. You know it's a very effective system, martial arts Duma. You worked with Marshall at the love laughing school, he does it did. He talked about Mars. You too to know he does Jujitsu yeah like while gradually tucked aluminum, but he's is definitely an. He said that exact same thing that it just was like a nice set of

abilities to have in place and that he gave became more relaxed wrong people? Yes, he never forgive smaller roller but smaller, and he just never felt like can never get hurt because he knew how to get out of it. While you so did her? You got always be careful. People is first of all those knives and guns and gangs and sticks, and in aid can her like the idea of a year. Invulnerable now needs walk through any bad neighborhood crazy. You know, but the less leaving you certainly have less apprehensions, because you know that you ve reached a physical proficiency when it comes to defending himself. The vote

Do people have ever reached so some ship goes down most likely you're going to be fine, horrible, rude awakening, which most people don't know how to fight her into if they, if they get in there with a guy who knows how to fight they're in for a terrifying awakening of? What's the difference between someone to spend zero time, training on a fight and some of those dedicated a lifetime of doing it is a different than regular guys going to own you and it's a terrifying feeling to get owned by someone So we get on in the street wool specially to get industry in you're the one who started it. Oh, thank God, video that dude oriented to kids were though it's like a masking care with his soft pulled up to his knees. And yes, I like it. In the end there are common and then they white the waking clearly nose like some sort of asian defence. It lay starts to its steps and kick in practice. And the girls ignore Na Street fight to prevent only No there's one annuities acknowledge our man. I knew that kind of shit no foggy vice just regular rights is all my is all my as one

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