Hello, sweet freak bitches from space we are here. We are queer used to it, I'm here with where get used to it right, Jesus Martian, where ten problems. That is what about other people that were used to it: You have to get off work and agro. I'm happy for you here, I'm used to it, I'm used to it. Do you have to Yosemite windows. You walk by with a million of your friends, you know if you live in San Francisco and you're on that Fucking parade route boy, that that route is that our, don't you. I don't take it and now that the West Hollywood revalued one is is on it might be the bigger one less I would might be. The biggest gay spot is San Francisco still has a reputation, is the biggest gaze bought, but how can it fuck with? How could a fuck with her what is more people here. Man in that area is all gay. There's, no one area in San Francisco words all gay yeah,

in others. Areas deserves this. Growth is allow gay folks live, but Wes Hollywood, is that once rats or Santa Monica over with other gay bars on the think they just own an uneven hood that and that she is its on logs, like mafia naps, a lawyer, and if you go anywhere near there be prepared to soccer deck sums can stuff on your mouth. I mean it's gonna happen. There's only one way to find out. Let's go together like be geronium questions. Everything for the gave, a parade. How should we view, as will give you the madam? I definitely fucking do that should go. You to go in like some real bs em like leather shit, why I don't want to question that absolutely, but I feel, like I don't know dude. I think there are neighborhoods, isn't What's the San Fran, I was just handed something move over New York Franciso, go in LOS Angeles, Columbus Ohio is now the nations number one gay setting letter

that's a good move! I mean, if you're, gay and you're on a budget. Why fuck around you can get a really nice spread and Columbus? You know yeah why the fuck? Would you want to pay la prices for a house? La prices for houses are goddamn ridiculous. They are so stupid and the money in the city too, that you like you, don't I re rent a place. I rent a house, the house across from me just sold and it's sold for like eight fifty, which I'm like wow, that's a lot of money. Man, eight hundred fair, I was tearing it down the teardown started yesterday and they're gonna put up some damn right, but I'm saying that's the money that, like They put into my mind where I got Jesus is like Not only do I not as an eight hundred fifty thousand our house just out of my life, my that's a nice going to get there like now we it a tear that shit down and I'm gonna build some shit. I want we spend eight fifty just to get though the latter land fuck the house now spend money to build my house. Well, you know what Arnold did. He lived

the Palisades he bought the neighbour and then just level this house should I want a yard that He bought like a four million dollar house and just fucking leveled it he's like. I want a place to kick my bowl, I mean he didn't even buy it like move his mom in or something you know. I just leveled that bitch she didn't want to have family closer. No, no thank you that just puts to see that takes us another level, yeah, that's Balling we're supposed to do commercials commercials at this points feels like we shouldn't do. Commercials was just keep doing down, but I have a certain amount. We got you. Yes, I have to do run your smile. I do I just shoved them all in tomorrow. Fuck commercials.

no commercials at all I'll shove them all in tomorrow and tomorrow we got Matt Ultron. That should be a bad podcast, full charges in the house and then on Wednesday. We got Kathleen Madigan Old School. All time. Women's great, I put her top ten all time. Women, comedian of all time and people say, like you, shouldn't- do that shouldn't categorize men and women like, but you do Zog Data, so tough shit this time, black guys, he's all time white ears, all time, drunk guys all time. Gay guys who was on your alltime drunk list stand home number one for sure. Not even close. It's not even close. Second a tells number two when he was in his prime yeah when the tell was in his prime and he was out there fucking hammer in it on a regular. He was hammer hard and he's a brilliant brilliant comedian. On top. He has so his lines that are in our lexicon my personal one I mean like he had at one time about poppies and he was like

these p you up is just a year. said like Sally Shit to this day, I still they pee you up he's. He did an album, he recorded it at the comedy, works in Denver, spanish for them yeah, one of my all time, favorites, and one of the reasons why I want to record my next special there I mean I, to call Wendy and ask her if she's cool with it. My next comedy central special. I want to record in Denver, that's fine. I want to record in that little spot, because that call I don't think it seats, even even three, people right is it about two? Fifty perhaps the downtown one is probably, I would say it's probably geologist under and and then the other one is much larger, other one a little little over four hundred, but that one is per,

that one downtown it's like the perfect comic club, it's like literally impossible to get a better club. It's fantastic everybody's locked in their seats. The seats don't move all over the place like you're in your spot. That's your spot boom, the tables welded to the fucking floor yeah. This is that and because of that, they've gotten all these people in and it's plenty of room like to enjoy a show, but everyone has their own little table. It's a dope set up Wendy's a badass, bitch she's, bad motherfucker, she's a badass, and I call her bitch with all due respect. I love her she's, a very nice person she's. One of the reasons why I moved to all, or in the first place she does had to run a club man. Well, I knew she had a real community. I was like, if I'm going, to live somewhere outside of LA and still do stand up. I need to go to a real community and the about Colorado. Is there really fucking around there? There is a lot of people there that are trying out share. There's a lot of people there that are you now there's there's good comedy there. Like David, bring their own good, real cavity way before comedy I did comedy now is my number one choice for college really for University, I had so beautifully, didn't get in the casino

flooding there. It's crazy dude dude, like roads, washed away completely five people dead. Hun is missing. Hundreds of people unaccounted for. My friends, basements are flooded like yeah. Well, we saw some people on the Rogan Board. They posted photos and I saw on CNN some other different places. It's insane man, it's really crazy. Shit like that that look at that age. I ain't chunk of ST missing. There was a video that they had on line that had this giant chunk a street just wash away in front of these people and their cars fell into it and they were videos like the waterfall smashing into these cars. It was like why that used to be a street just ten minutes ago. What was happening there, where I feel I didn't we knew floods were coming like there is like really I thought there was like news about these floods coming. Do you remember that or no I don't

I don't pay attention until it's too I'm like what, if there's a typhoon in Japan, it sucks yeah a typhoon is gonna hit Fukushima they're already releasing radioactive rain water into the ocean, what they call low level radiation. It's a low you been to Japan. I don't want to go anymore because of that yeah. I think that that situation look obviously, I'm an idiot Obviously, on paranoia. Take those two things into account, but I'm more about what happens if, while you're there, another earthquake hits You know what it is another earthquake it hits while you're there. and they get hit with another fuckin, soon Army GINO, look that it happened once just a couple of years ago. It can happen again, of course, and I think that situation is very unstable, like they're, coming up with all these unique and novel ways to try to contain the radioactive water like for folks who don't understand it and I'm one of them, but I'm gonna reiterate some shit that somebody said that does understand it. What they were as basically saying: is you can't cool

shit down. You have to continue. Pump water on it in order to try to cool that area down, it's already melted through its containment area. The radioactive waste is already somehow another in the ground, so there's that know, and then there's they're pouring millions of gallons of water. On that thing, millions and millions and millions and a lot of it, is seeping right back into the ocean. So you're getting all this intense radiation entering into the ocean at unprecedented levels in mankind, there's literally never been a moment in human kind, were the earth had us? spill like this, where we irradiated an ocean most that's it's on land is much more containing like Chernobyl's, more containment, it's fucked up place. Please dark, dark situation, Chernobyl, but its internal- This shit is gonna, go over the whole ocean. It's gettin out there and its floatin and people again, man, you're fucking. You know you

a prophet of doom, and you don't even really know when you talking all this crazy, yes, you're right but might be reading like really it is not reading like any crazy. You know Piracy new sites that are giving me this information, I'm reading like pretty much all the mainstream sites. No one is saying it's going to be. Okay, and I haven't heard anybody that says: relax about Fukushima everything's going to be cool They don't know now trying to build a giant, a hole in the ground and then stick these combs all around it and then freeze these cones to make a wall of ice. So they have to have all this radioactive water contained in this fucking enormous. Several mile wide containment area just for water, just radioactive water that they're pouring on these rods to try to cool it off. Again, I don't know exactly This has to effect

every food from that area too right they've already shown a recent rise in the radiation of some fish really and that just happened. I mean it takes a while to get to it might even not even get to us for a year or so but a year, so they might be telling you hey. It's probably the best idea to go in the water. That's real like the you're talking about a massive spill that doesn't end and it's gonna be like that four hundred thousands of years and I've had people. I tweet me about this new. Like whilst all deluded- and you have to realise how big the ocean as a you're totally right, absolutely its problem, probably looking at it wrong- I'm proud possibly being an alarmist, but never gonna, stop leaguing! You get that yeah, it's never gonna stop. What might not be a horrific catastrophe today could easily be one fifty years from now they can ever never get it to stop. Part of the reason why people aren't freaking out is because we always have this optimism about like human ingenuity as it were,

a figure out a way right, we're going to figure out a way. We have our welfare when to figure out a way with that. Ok, the nuclear thing is a weird thing: it's weird thing, because it does work most of the time, and everybody wants to stress that, like listen, you're being an alarmist about nuclear power, it does work most of the time people have only been alive for how long would it agreement? Is it a hundred thousand years or something like that would say, a million in this form right, let's say: we've been around a million years, In the last one hundred we ve made, three spots where you can never go again. As long as they've been human beings alive. That's how long into the future it's likely that area is going to be rating. What are the three chernoble for my island and then this one Fukushima since those those great three spots are gone. We don't know no spots anymore. The universe owns, though spots physics on those spots, the the insanity of atomic power. Oh no spots, and is this

very weird situation, where nobody wants admit that that's a striking number three in the sixty plus years that it's been active three places are useless. What is it what's a thousand years, who now you mean just take the time and do the math? You can't stop it unless you come up with some insane new technology to figure out a way to contain that radiation. always going to deal with a really bizarre problem. A problem in that you use it you! The area around you

unsafe for life forever or for a hundred thousand years mean what is a hundred thousand years. You can't even wrap your head around that. No, there was no civilization a hundred thousand years ago. Zilch, none, nothing! Everybody agrees. Even Graham Hancock agrees, all even the the craziest theorists about backdating civilization. They all go a hundred thousand years ago, oh Jesus yeah, we were fucking, throwing spears that you know wooden sticks, so we sharpen the end. We probably didn't know how to use fire yet could imagine life here? A hundred years go due. There was no life language. One hundred thousand years ago, they'd, language is forty thousand years old, really yeah. It was all just just wants and points in shit and showing by example, screaming to be really successful com. Yeah would be like the best time ever for a lot of trouble. Words would only really were a Yo Yo, Yo Yo, that's it

it's hard to believe that we're willing to gamble that we're going to fix that. Do you ever read about how many I was fascinated by how many languages go extinct like every year, there's languages that you know this obviously like the huge languages that millions and even billions of people speak. Then every year there are lacking is that they're trying to prove by continuing to speak them and people learn languages to have it like an indian species and their needs. goes away. Yeah I saw an article recently in the sky was like the last guy to know this language really in the area. They had studied this dude and he tried to communicate with them. Then you fuckin died. Yet that's enough for how it happens with a lot of the native cultures native american tribes that had a specific language and like the pass along pass along and then it becomes like not important or not cool, to pass the language like it's, not useful, yeah and then fewer and fewer people speak it like they found languages. I think even

South America of in, like in the jungles that they thought like this grew been language had ago gone, whatever extinct forever and founded there still living. You know in the jungle it's. You know, I don't know anything but English, but you know Spanish. She speak Spanish fluently pretty well I've seen you talk to people pretty fluid, especially to me that doesn't speak anything so how much Different are those two as a language like you have to think, differently right. That's what the! it's a reason why, like a lot of people who were from it The country make the same mistakes over and over again, whether its german people, brazilian people, a lot of them, make the same kind of mistakes. It's a structure of sentences is it's true, yeah like the like in Spanish, you say something like you know. You say chocolate, milk in English and there you would say milk of chocolate right. That's how you say that Literally trouble at this sight, but so I guess you're

you're, trying to literal translations, sometimes the way that you would say it you have to reconstruct it but comes easier to you. If your hearing it all the time her spanish. Every day I mean for the first eighteen years of my life, because that's what my mom spoke becomes. You realize, like the way to say that is its automated Tis Evans's it ever fuck with your English that effect with your English as a kid like the Jew like mix up the wrong, like would accidently user dispatch word for it actually say something in a way that you would say English, but he said in Spanish. I think that came more when I was learning to speak more like for the for the longest time. My mom spoke spanish to us and we just spoke English to her.

it was I who turned so weird and she spoke. I mean who said everything in Spanish and we were flying completely anguish and she completely understood, as we can clearly understood her, but are speaking Spanish wasn't as good and her speaking. English wasn't is good, but then she started what my parents and like me to spend my summers in Peru, and then that's when it greatly like, as you already understand so much more exposed to it, and then you are forced to speak it, but you when you're forest, Big to everybody gets way better. John Peru go to school just because our summers are their winners, so I have a ton of cousins stop, I would stay with one eye. Nang ankle came, speak English.

not gone I'll, go look here and they had three boys. There were like my age basically, so I will go there, go to school and just fuck around mean we just you know just twelve thirteen fourteen years old, just you know, living in lemme and then they would come to United States one by one for their summers. to get better at English. Why? Yes, we take turns at each others. They see that's one of the best ways to improve your mind really here that the the learning other languages and speaking in other languages and then also when you start to dream in light in those languages that yeah that happens, yeah happened, when I was in college, I I went to spend a semester in Spain and at that point I had already Irae spoke pretty pretty well, and then I started to do like college term. In Spanish. You know where you're writing twenty page papers for a class on comparative.

Mix in Spanish Jesus Christ, Sun and then at that I mean my spanish now is not nearly as good as it was like, though, the year after I left Spain, or that I was there and that's all you're after because it was level I drought was dreaming. Spanish, while it was my first thoughts came to me, spanish you know like, as it was just so much at such a high level. How long do you think it would take you if you were immersed in a spanish culture to start speaking like that again I think, a couple years Willie, I would be, I mean, I speak the people now spanish and they ask me what country him from so confused, say it confused close this weird mother, here's the weirdest thing- and I know it's funny like if people who speak Spanish, know exactly what I'm talking about, I don't speak Spanish I speak Spanish like a South American and you would you would know that it's probably from omby Amby Peru, that area is very specific. Little

accent details just like here when much from New York from Boston taxes from you, you pick up with someone from Maryland. You know someone even like specifically Baltimore has a very specific accent So when you speak Spanish, it's the same deal right. You pick up on these little details right and people who are native spanish speakers. Well, are you from Argentina to me all the time, even though I have nothing of an argentine accent, but they do it because I look like I'm more from Argentina than I am from Peru. Is an interesting Geier, their associating what they see and not what they hear. Argentina is more like Spain or more for rule is more like Mexico. Well, I look them like features wise, there's, a way bigger native Indy, in population, poorer re, more and there's a there's, a white like caucasian population to adjust the great minority.

Argentina. It's the opposite. I didn't know a lot of Nazis go down there when the fan yeah, they did right yeah, they have the most famous of all abstractions the the story, the house on Gadi Badly Street, is about, like I say that yeah the man man moved to inside and he was living in a house had his family there right his wife, his kids, one of his kids told somebody in school about like it as a secret told the girl he was dating about the truth. Family, oh no, girl, rapid amount and what Israel did, which is like considered unacceptable. When you talk about the way countries interact with one international standards and the treaties in the way that we all have a kind of a diplomatic process

go about is day came in and Jason Bourne style took that motherfucker kidnapped them. Flew back to Israel is like we got the sky and they were like one like that Instead of trying to go about hey, we want to write a whole extradition. They came in snagged M brought him back yeah added the Israelis don't play fuck. No now they don't play when it comes to that shitty. There. Some girl at meets a kind of a fucked up story, but some girl was a photographer and she had gone on the West Bank She took some photographs and when you going through is really customs. Some of the gradually of spray. Paying graffiti want em said like fuck, the Jews shit, so the dude your laptop down the ground I'll, be right back. He takes a gun, come back and shoots the fucking laptop wow shot laptop. And gave it back to the bullet hole in it. and

like what the fuck? I'm a photographer, I saw this I'm taking pictures of chaos. You now she's a Jew by the way she's a Jew ass. She was a Jew Jesus. they don't forget, play for the Jews? Ok, there really, no, explaining it either. Yesterday, they took it over, don't do doom like the guy handed it, or did you see that guy do that online dad? Would he do his daughter has nothing to do with lake racism, anything, but his daughter was complaining about her parents on Facebook and like these chores. I think I'm like at their slave like telling me I these shores, so the guy is like I've been. She entered her facebook page locked, so her family can see it. Her dad's like a software guy he's like You forgot like what I do for a living right. He made a video his leg, so I saw will you says we think we mystery? You eat your slave in this

Okay, well, here's your lab. I just spend a few hundred dollars upgrading it and he puts it on the ground. He empties like a forty five into it. Oh my god he's like I'm gonna put this on your facebook page. So your friends can see this shit like extreme yeah. But he was like daddy, don't play holy shit. He shot it. No, he just and the videos that she would see it on her facebook page like her laptop when she got home from school, I got confused. I thought he was doing it in front of her. No, no! No! No, he did it like, like, as a you know, a message to or that she did so she would go online later and see that on her own, her own facebook, page yeah, you, you know man, man, first of all, think This guy understands he's putting his daughter out there, like that. It's shaming her, it's a Dooshy thing to do. You're, raising a human being. You don't do that in front of the whole fucking world by shaming them. Humiliation has a really profound.

It does man and it's intense and the guy's, a father, you a father, it's pretty funny, I mean I recommend, but if you do it, I watch a video. This programme should, though, he's a shithead, but I imagine that she's. Opposing Manon. Even though is a shithead because part of raising kid now want to sell doktor ass, but pottery. kid is laptop one. Two, three, four: five, six, oh yeah comment: you made about your mom. Your mom told me to be sure I put one in for her, so that is from her. That's that's now, I'm out alright Well, that's disturbing that guy's, a knucklehead That guy is a serious, not glad. He might not even know he's, not glad people think that you're raising a child that you spoke to you now,

that somehow or another their development isn't your responsible. They just want you to grow up on your own. They don't want sort of guide you along the way and explain a nice healthy way. Why were you doing is incorrect and here's where we're really coming from you know and people just work they work and they leave their kids alone yeah and then, when they get home, they're tired, they stick them in front of the tv and then they wonder why this girl is ranting and raving and saying stupid shit. A lot of the reason why kids say stupid shit is just because they're getting older, they're getting a mind of their own. They think they got a figured out yet are now a lot of it is also because are being raised by morons church shoot computers effect. Is the computer shooting really gonna have one, because I'm more on that's a more on move! She's gonna have a gun. You know, like she's, gonna, think that you could just shoot lapped. Well, she might shoot him. Man yeah that guy's a dick. That's that's a dick move to not just do that to do that, to Dick move, to put it on her fucking Facebook. That's a super dick move

yeah or she might learn that like the way to handle like somebody upsetting you, is to shoot their shit? I don't think so, but my dad told me not to take no guff it s. My daddy tell me how to get back on a mother fucker of forty five here I'll show you fuckin football about light. Should up new Yorkers project from those wild redneck pitches, is West Virginia gonna get some DEC You see that the while the new anything that's right. You gave me that my favorite part of that movie is like one of the one of the Viking. disasters of that family, this re she's like I got these annex godlike sick. Down street piece for eight bucks a piece a little bit

It's good buddy read their money with you, showing for two dollars more one. That's all you can to head right busy, lonely mega cash. You that's how we do we get sixteen bucks now bit there's not much room there That's just incredible, plus jail like all your profits, are gonna get eaten up by attorneys and court fees. You're gonna be out of work, but they never out of work cuz. They never work in which is hilarious, the best part yeah. When they talk to the politicians. If you the wild and wonderful white to West Virginia, I believe Johnny Knoxville directed at a product there some his company is accompanying produced that movie and he just was embedded. Who is bet it in their their lifestyle and you get a chance to see them like for real, a jet one hundred percent where they are, and there are some people, that's so depressing you can decide suppressing or you can decide it's like the human zoo. That's awesome, yeah, there's a

wait, you're watching that movie and you go. There's no way they can contain like there's no way, there's another character after this family and that's about ten minutes, Justine and all of us and then like an hour, and you like you, ve gotta, be shit me right now, and the next guy shot him in this chest near like what How about that one do who had escaped the state who move?

to Minnesota family, just sitting there they're all sitting around drinking going man they're just too fucking crazy, yeah he's too fucking crazy yeah. He does not belong. That's good! The black sheep he's a guy with a job and a family like he looked at all responsible and hole in that family they're, like he's a fucking asshole shit together and yeah he's a fucking look. He he won't sell out at work for your money, but he had a store to it as he had done at least one or two crazy things. I think right, like yeah. If you don't believe that this movie is, you think we're exaggerating you just kind of hear this woman Bobby so talk, of you see if you can find Bobby Seale from wild and were wonderful, Wes, its Bobby, Seale right listener to Bob Sue. Bob's pursue Bab, my name's

come on the sexy. My family and he's been serious thereof: He's kind of sexy and it kind of a crazy way, yeah yeah a little bit it probably the one you'd want little muggle moonshine. If those were your options, I think you wouldn't do if you were living up there, that was your life and you're selling pills for two bucks over for a living and want to throw down like hold on. Let me put the pos away: yeah they're, fucking, epic disaster yeah, and No, I don't wish they were like this absolutely. I wish that they were really nice. People were normal. That's that not the one? That's a woman, a fifteen to two thousand dollars a night. My move. I've always been a tactic one in the family. I

thousands of people. You got to do what you got to do if you're trapped in West Virginia and you're on a horse and there's no way out, you got to do it. do about the two sexes worry about that jeez she looks like a female version of world Pool champion. Johnny, Archer, as you must sex is one important yes and she's the sexes, one family. I don't hate. This is what it is man LAO. a sexy it's one, her voice is it's it's a. You wonder if life is real, it makes you wonder if, like when you see that or you see grizzly man or yeah any of them, it makes you wonder man that clip also lets. You know it makes you wonder if life can affect your voice. You know what I mean cigarettes yeah, but I mean like that. Has imagine the impact yet had her voice was not always like that.

couldn't have been right, no way, no way. Man that is alarm at that's a lot of sleepless nights. That's a lie. To being up to that. That's two middle, like two pack pills just that very far living living in the mouth. Don't be scared, don't be scared! Pussy, don't act like you, don't think someone sounds like a pussy and then there's the mom, who runs everything yeah. That mom is badass. Boot scoot buggies her she's, the one dealing. What was your name fuck? I don't remember man, man, that was a goddamn good movie and agrees depressing, but it is it's out there. It is what it is highly talk about. Stevie, you saw Stevie Stevie them documentary know what sites Super its health. Hilarious, It's also like this, but people are like this bomber like it. Phil, hysterical isn't about it follows This guy Stevie, who the film actually was like

big brother to him like the big brother program or something and goes back and revisits him like twenty years later. He is like he belongs in the whites were Virginia family. You know he's one of those guys and he gets its he's fucking retarded there's no other like do you have a Stevie clip. This is the only thing I've came up. A Stevie, really needed it arrives. This is not acting No, it's the same guy that made whom dreams gypsy hoop dreams are really getting no never saw that either it's a really good documentary yeah. I heard it was really good at so many films that I never get to man yeah. I don't have the time me too, I'm like married to them, and then I don't really even there's so many out there that are so good, is very solitary, not involved with other people in a

he grew up, abused and neglected. That's kind of the ammo for somebody who moles kids there is you've got to look at it really cold, because if you start looking at the human individuals and well yeah he's really not that bad a guy. Well one of them, you look at the victim. You know victim. Wasn't that bad of a person either. I mean you've, given him chances in the past and now he's got himself in a load of trouble and you give them another chance that guy's a smooth, talker yeah. So do you think Steve's innocent? No because he said he told me what he did do, but I mean he's gonna he's already gonna get enough with that. I think that's being added on after a young sister's daughter, his niece yeah, oh jeeze, they might call you as a witness if this ghost of

this: isn't the funniest cliff actually the flooding in Japan? This is when I talk about the funny stuff in this movie before you think, I'm insane it's because of the little things like before it all goes down like he's here, they call me snake design, afraid of him. You know they always come snake the guy with the glasses, yeah, Steve and you're, like no one will know where everything went down before it gets like create like before he gets arrested and stuff and they're just following him around, and is that him on the left wearing a tidy sure? Yes, yes, last the kind of the I'm saying that you laugh at justice. S resolve here, go ahead and get it here. Well, your sister's discount wait much at once he's just a fucking mill and we didn't get it either idiot you know, and of man, who the fuck, would leave that guy alone, your kid yeah, it's a great great question. one of his share piece of peace pieces.

Shit unless kids man- that's it. That's a real special piece of shit. It's like yeah yeah, that's the rest. that is rate, is so high amount of fucked. Up in this, you have to have gone on to do that is so high. That's a really bad one! That's one is really hard to forgive and that's. That's too thy gum, even when they give in to like acknowledging what they did wrong. If you give them the space to justify it, they will. Did you hear this door got in a got of trouble for talking about mile pedophilia now was really weird what he said Hoddan. Finally, for you, he he said that there's? If, as long as it's not it's smiled touching up there Why you're psychology would would erase it heralds, remarked provokes out

yeah. He's, like your mind, would protect you from it. As long as it was just a mild touching up now really weird. Does that the quotas really weird. He says that he experienced mild Ophelia in ink school when he was a child, and ninety fifties refer to his early days at boarding, school and Salisbury. He recalled one one of the masters masters pulled me on his knee and put his hand inside my shorts. He said Children in school peer group had been molested by the same teacher but concluded. I didn't think you did any of us lasting harm, I'm very I'm very conscious that you'd can't condemn people of an earlier error by the standards of ours. Just as we don't look back the eighteenth and nineteenth centuries and condemn for racism. In the same way, we would condemn a modern person for racism. I look back a few decades and by childhood, I see things like canning, like mild, pedophilia and

find it in me to condemn it, but the same standards as I or anyone would today said that's interesting this kind of minimum, it's very brave. For them to say, because it's very it's very controversial obviously yet mean I dont totally disagree with him as far as holding people to different areas of different standards. Yes, I dont think that he should be the one necessary come on how that might have affected service classmates, though right when he says that I don't think any of us really too affected by that mean. You don't know that some of those guys might have been completely traumatized. Well, you know quite honestly, some people would say that he's been damaged by and he just doesn't realize it absolutely You know. Maybe that would make sense for why you know he's gotten into some. Some of those situations he's got into something that he said in the past have been fairly controversial. Sure. Maybe it was about this now, but

Think it's like super irresponsible, the the main, let anybody to go out there and say: oh, it's not that big a deal for a little mild, pedophilia projecting will ya, and not will not only that, but it also could almost encourage mild pedophilia as being nothing, of course, and then you know, do you go back to like what I was saying where he, the guy that is doing this then justify using I'm not really like AIDS, so minor, I'm just you know right now. Clearly he sang that this different era and he's he's talking about a different era right and that we can't judge the people of that era today. But he says still talk about it as if there's like a mechanism to protect you right from this kind of these are. I felt a code. Man I was over- you know happen.

clean my nose, hairs out yeah. I got little nose, hair trimmer and sometimes they get some strays up there and you just can't resist those sneezes when they're coming there. Oh yeah, you get, did you get them from light? No When I look at light it'll make me say them saying: yeah yeah yeah, I knew was common and I guess there at the percentage of the population. Does that really at? Let's call the light induced pleasing yeah. That's interesting like I am one of those two well give, and I've told people like that about it and like Emily perfectly talking about and You, have never done that NER heard of that, because if I outside our just be sneezing all like crazy. You know, but look it up like look up like sunlight, induced or light induced using. You see that, like it's, you like that yeah. As for you, walk out like a myriad area, like is like a great year every time So what people are saying people really pissed at him.

His name is Peter Watt is director of the child protection and then of the national society for the prevention of cruelty to children. He said Dawkins marks, were a terrible slight on those who have been abused and suffer the effects for decades. Mr Daul, and seems to think that, because a crime is commented a long time ago, we should judge in a different way what We know that victims of sexual abuse suffer the same effects, whether it was fifty years ago or today. I probably you know correct. I mean the thing that you have to examine is like Dawkins statement and you have to think you're considerate case. By case I don't mean pedophilia case by case I mean like the whole idea about judging people based on. era by name. You know that too, to a degree you kind of well in a certain area. Certain certain point of view these were allowed right, but I do know that that really applies to. Failure year, two thousand

like that's, always been a really dark thing to do, but what's really fun, job is when you go way back, like the classics like if you go back to you know like. Socrates was gay like. There was a lot of guys back then that were not just gay but took on young boys is lovers right. That was very common amongst samurai samurai took on young boys as lovers. That applies to what he's saying right. Your examples are: are people in not this happens to be much long time ago, but it's What's very it's it's. You know it's very dear when a person whose alive today in the content of our society. Right now speaks about pedophilia. If it's not that big a deal when it happened to him yeah and someone talking about like almost an imperceptible difference. I mean that not imperceptible but inconceivable difference between them the culture of Japan and the twelfth century was, and the culture of

United States in you know two thousand and thirteen mean they're, not even the same planet right, it's so hard to you're dealing with a Japanese. They have a completely different language, different culture and they're. this is a long long, long long long, fucking time ago, when people couldn't even it took a long time to get anywhere yeah you can get by boat or by horse, but for the most part people fucking stood still yeah and they developed their own culture, sort of away from the rest of the world and it's one of the more fascinating aspects about it. But when you look back- is the common theme. The car theme in almost all these cultures is gay sex gay sex and pedophilia, like they did it throughout Rome throughout the world, to all the Spartans were gay samurai like there was so much gay sex our ideas, of what like sex is into them. and thirteen like, we think back, then you know if you got lots of prison and yet, if I could do no big deal now, nothing

banging each other. They were banging everybody yeah like. I want to know when people like settle down and stopped just fucking guys all there was no. There was no judgment about that, one. No, that was like hey man, dicks hard, you got an asshole, let's do it. It's almost like it was too hard to get laid back. Then yeah, you know and like sometimes you just had to do what you had to do. I got to Imagine that if you go back far enough, lot of sexual behaviour went unchecked. It was, as Europe has an acting on it. Yeah went into whatever sex act. You wanted desired that like you're, you're, fuckin monkey brain was dictating, and you didn't really think about. You know like the way that your culture looked upon it, people just did stuff right, and then that was it there was no. I mean it Somebody about you made me uncomfortable. You just did what to do there's no hr impact and in no way like unchecked civilization, like that clearly is a different form of civilization, has different world its wild

less type share, yeah to the fag, an tenth power, though we talk about hundreds of years ago, oh yeah. Well, when you get really violin diet, now, yeah, Org or the are all avenging Europe. Have you ever had a lady battery ever her this evil bitch Elizabeth Battery? She was a a royalty and fifteen sixty, in hungarian hungry and this bitch killed like they don't even know how many women she started getting ass. She got older sister, killing younger women, didn't want them around caprices. She would cut them up and torture them kill and she killed hundreds hundred you're, already vets and they didn't even kill her when it was over. They convicted her and put her in like a room for life they dislike.

during this room, Hungarian yeah, well she's royalty, so because of the fact that she was royalty, they just decided not to kill her yeah the level of brutality when you go back for it. Like you read about lad the impaler. Yes, he would impale enemies and people in his camp who didn't like who He heard spoke against him yeah and two impale them, and he would do it and sometimes when Europe how'd. You know it could go right through a vital artery, Oregon and you'll die, but there's a lot of times when get impaled. It can literally miss every vital artery and oregon, and you bleed out impaled just in the sun for a day how we share with with a fuckin wooden rod. through your asshole, going through your butt. In coming out, like your shoulder mouth and you're, just bleeding means a pretty gruesome way to go.

the result of bad set those I think it was an Persia steak and Persia hello. do you see this picture a story? There's a about these people, back in the One days were, there was miles of bodies on stakes to warn people as they approach So, as these people approached, I need to find the exact story, but as these people broached. I guess there's approach near approaching. Persia, there miles of bodies on stakes let you know like you're coming in here and trying to fuck with us. This is what we're going to do to you and you get that stench about five miles before you saw it. You know what is that smell man, but just the idea here that housing people would do that they would just run, rose and rose in rows of bodies. You think that that

The only reason that doesn't go on today is because there's like that, morally checking thing or because that would suggest that there is like way more either. Acceptance of that behaviour or there's just like ice cream sociopath just running shit, all the time is it well, I think, probably are today I it's it's it's way they their way better at, like hiding the more fucked up things that people do today. That would be like way out in the open in like it's this situation is going on right now in Syria, where everybody saying that this is the most important thing that we have to step up and we have to go. We under a taxi Syria has done this thing and in these these people have have died in these innocent, sir or being poisoned There is no mention whatsoever in the mainstream news of the irony of the guy. who is the head of the United States? We now

military commander in chief talking about innocent people die right. I mean it's kind of crazy right. It's like this idea that there's a certain amount of innocent people that must die and those are okay right, but when innocent p, die and this guy did it Dennis bad and especially the way he did it right. You know the way he did it with poison and we just we can't take that. That's we're drawn along we're. Gonna have to kill some more people because of that right. Right and innocent people will die because we have to protect innocent people. We, to go in there. This guy killed innocent people will probably kill way more innocent people than if we went in there. The army, the United States Army, unless Syria just said fuck this and they laid down their guns and went face down and put their hands behind their heads immediately, someone's going to die, people are going to die It's crazy! It's like the idea behind it is like one of the weirdest measures ever with the perspective. You're talking about is is pretty much purposely kept out of R. U S

kind of mainstream news, then not even allowed to photograph coffins. That was something that was passed during the Bush administration yeah. You couldn't take photos of coffin because yeah sure that would have an impact, but how we can carry people how and saying it's ok to do that. But the reality of it should never get back home cause. It could weaken morale who you are you you're stopping information like information is critical for people to understand the actual parameters the situation are involved in and if you that information or change? How much of that information gets out. You greatly alter If you can't see evidence of not seeing bodies are not seeing the not seeing the damage enough focusing on the bad stuff you're, not you not being accurate horse, you're giving a really fucked up version of what you're talking about governments are good at that, but that should be illegal. That should be highly illegal like to do that. Say to someone you can't take a photograph of something that's actually happening, yeah, because that

idea behind the weakening of morale. That's crazy morale only weekends when it's supposed to be weekend. Okay, if we were off there, fighting werewolves and bodies were coming back like that, we would salute them and praise them in their there. Their quest to save the human race from the werewolves they died would celebrate. We would celebrate them, we would fuckin have parades for them, no believe celebrate them, but that's our doing were hiding where you were hiding the photos. We don't shoot anybody, because the whole thing is chaos, and if you really boil it down, as it was worth it that your child died to promote this agenda. No it's not it's not it's not that the only way could have been done. That's crazy, it's. The only way it could have been done. Is absolute bananas, yeah to say diplomatic strategy works out, so, but I mean I can't believe that we're still committed to fucking years and years of war in two thousand and thirteen it just doesn't make any sense anymore. I know it's interesting two of you, like you really any real

is up to you to figure out stories. You you have to like it's interesting, go to different sites to see how they present the story, the story. Oh you, you go CNN and then you read like if you go to drudge, to see how they report it and you go to like BBC Guardian Al Jazeera, you get the same story reported in six different ways: yeah and you got to kind of decipher. You bet you got here. Do you have to pick up on the fact and know that everybody has Yes, even when they don't have a buys, you know you're a built in bias to every angle, every story. Oh yeah, you have to be able to break that down to whatever degree, because you have your own biased. That wants to Lena, certainly right and you go. This is the story. What I'm gonna run with the one day this person reported and that's a big one. Whenever you've got anyone, that's pushing a left wing or a white wing agenda. Oh yeah, whenever you start hearing around what the Democrats want to do is give everybody this, take all your hard earned money and, like you,

Oh you're, not even being honest here, you're just putting on this puppet show and you're probably invested in winning, puppet show or in the make puppet show very convincing. You got lobbyist that are counting on you to get me to believe your perspective on this right now for sure, they're filling up your pockets, man yeah, whatever a ridiculous way to run a government. The idea That's how we run it and I was money and influence there. All always always only thinking about their next election all sorry, we are thinking of you know nothing of all this money. These people that have this morning that got me into this position. I don't think about them. I think people? I don't know who ate me. That's what I'm concerned His fuckin is favourably rating is like Bush like now so is there that alone is popular let's find out so Obama's. While I know rating Obama's approval yet yeah. What was the worst, the worst yeah I bet the worst was probably Emily

ass. It was something like eighty years ago and then Bush would be like second if my prediction, first of all, how crazy there's something called the approval rating has a care for the president. Ok here it is forty, seven percent of likely who s voters, approve of Obama's job performance- ok, I mean the fifty two percent disapprove. Ok, that's not horrific! It's definitely. it's definitely lower than it's been right. Listen to this. Two percent of the Democrats, like the job, the president is doing eighty five percent, the Republicans and fifty percent. Fifty seven percent of the voters not affiliated disapprove. Ok, come on man? You look Democrats. How silly could you be to say, I think, he's doing her job yeah yeah number one is, is number two is number one,

Bush, that's the lowest approval rating ever lowest approval rating, his lowest approval is twenty five Bush yeah. What's the next lowest Do you remember when Bush's approval ratings were fucking high, like right after September, eleventh really high? You weren't even allowed to make fun of Bush. It was really high Truman. I told you and then Nixon what's what was Truman's down to twenty two. Ok this is this is this is what is approval rate is on foreign policy, forty percent, while, while that's really low man, I think, Obama its like every other thing that happens in this world. You probably they go into it agreeing that you're gonna change it and you're gonna fix it, and did you think great president- did you have high hopes for him yeah I mean, I think, he's a brilliant

You know, I just don't know how much the president honestly gets too. I don't want to even speculate on how much of an effective present actually gets too to push right, how much you know: how much influence does this one human being actually have you in out of it behind closed doors is like here's. What's going so much money involved, man you're talking about people that run banks you're talking about, people that demanded that they get bailed out by, the United States taxpayer after fucking, the United States, experts sideways into a point where the economy eroded radically in all businesses. These people cause this and they stood up witnesses. Ok, the sick. These evil causes and Obama went on tv and said that they're gonna get we're. Wisdom would limit.

the amount of money that they receive as a bonus to five hundred thousand dollars a paltry sum for such rich folk, command. Even is saying that as a statement going limit the bonuses of the companies where we have to pay millions of euro dollar we're gonna limit them. They steal two. Five hundred thousand we ve put a cap on it now go to bed. and then I, like your hopes that there might be one of the naughtiest things that guy has ever set on television, we're gonna limit the thieves who the economy, half a million dollar bonus. Like the people that we asked to watch over. Hey you guys the financial guys right please, over this fuckin thing with numbers, because I have kids and I got a job. I have time to do so. You do have. We do have a guy, we ve got a guy, he went to Harvard, and then, if you ever watch that documentary inside Job watch that area holy shit. It's not about nine eleven fox! It's about it's about this

economy crash and unbelievable. It's incredible and the guy who is doing it is brilliant and he catches these dudes in corners them and ask them questions and you see them squirm and panic, and- and then you find out like that, a lot of these guys that were working in universities that were responsible for these studies. They leave the universities and get these awesome jobs, the banks who policies that they recommended promoted this sort of like free range, wild. makai, swashbuckling capitalism yeah that cause all these fucking people lose their homes. It causes these guys. Get jobs working for those firms after they leave yeah, so they're like educators and they're like this should be no problem. I see this should be no problem and then they pass all this shit. It's the most obvious shell game of all time. It's it's! So in your face, yeah yeah! It really is it's it's! It's really look! It's kind of Admir

but I want to look at it from a gangster point of view. I mean it's: almost gangster should ever win. We glorify gangster rap gangster, Rob can fuck with gangster banking, novel gangster Wall Street, most gangs, who should have all time they ve done some gangsters, shit, yeah and would it mean is that works then the gangster shit that's been going on right now and from beginning of the Iraq war. That's pretty gangster too mean that this one one destroys lives and finance Stacy other one kills lives, it kills. People destroys everything like that is that that ganking that gangster that we saw how come that's like less offensive than this financial gangster ganking their poor. Pretty. Gangster Fox people are bad look at it's madness, man, it's! We are mad, mad mad mad race, And I think we're getting less man, but we gotta figure this out. Man we can't escape.

when, as we can just keep going to war as a lot of financial people, lately say that lake, the worse is yet to come and in it coming soon got away, as far as like oh h, collapse that's just going to go way further downhill. What I heard is that the commercial real estate crash is a really dangerous one, really heard that one's a real, dangerous one that commercial like when you have residential real say crash, like that one there's, a commercial one, that's much larger, apparently allegedly, I don't understand it, though, so you me saying that just bullshit, I don't know Keeps it up. I don't know how the fuck they rescue the economy or did they even rescue the economy? Should the thanks been allowed to fail whose right Peter Schiff is Peter Schiff right I don't know, I don't understand it. I don't understand any of it. I don't know man I'm not the mind to put that together, but it's pretty bad I think you know what I know for sure, though this is not the only way to do it right.

not the only way to do it. This holds oxen bonds and derivatives and like you have created fucking chaos, you have a chaotic system and that system is I awful? It's like windows and tee from like ninety. Ninety seven, let me in go inside of it and stern fuckin with the registry and bed yourself in Euro What the fuck is in this crazy economy, the amount of influence that affects the politicians, which affects the laws being passed, which affects the judges being elected, which affects the decisions being made that literally changed the entire scope of the nation and it's all motivated by money yeah. It is, and the other thing that the big advantage that those guys have that work in that field is they have a specific knowledge that, basically, the overwhelming majority of people can't grasp like not because we're not capable we're just not.

well versed in this right. People start talking about derivatives and short sales, and all this and most people go, I don't know ha the fuck. Your talking about yeah, I dont know I'm talking about when I said it that goes, but then that makes things go. Unregulated uncheck, this like when doctors have a conversation or pilots and they start getting to the specifics of their field at a certain point, if you're not one of those people, would you like to know you talking about? Yeah is not over you and you like. Ok, except this, one really affects most of us a great deal, but we don't know what the fuck is happening yeah to me. It might as well be when people start talking about golf scores sure he has six under and the five and like what get two birdies and eagles. What are you saying yeah and they took a mulligan? What has a golf guy? No I've never even played guy shot Jim Fur a fifty nine. Last week I have no idea

May I see you just send it right there. You are that the numbers thing is scary, want to not be turned out to be math illiterate, like I am with you quite frightening, I'm with you. What do they have one fourteen one, fourteen that a good score for what for a boxing if you watch May, whether Jesus Christ, that woman, who also scored Apache are losing to Bradley suit. Me item. Bradley fell he's crazy. She has a different view. of boxing than most people I got lucky man. I was at a show in Lauderdale and I was doing at the it the improv, which is connected to the hardware casino. so I knew the files like. I commend MR fight right ever had to shows. I mean I take my time. I so I get paid I'm just like hanging out. I walk back to my room and I enter the casino is in Hollywood Florida. There are a fuck, an extra three thousand people in the casino my eyes

going on and every monitor in the casino showing the fight. So it's all great only the end of the third round, so I got to watch from basically round for on the whole casino showed the fight. That's incredible! Everybody stop. There were so many people stopped in like in in between slot machines is like looking up just watch this fight. It was. It was incredible to see that spectacle the people watching it and yeah. My watch, like I said the rest, the after the end of around three on, and you know, I think, even turn like novice boxing people like pretty much planet clinic yeah. I was ridiculous. I mean this one. Squared, even even it's crazy. I think even I think so. but he who didn't know what's going on my we're talking about here would note that it wasn't he well, I think, there's some crazy people out there There is also the possibility of corruption, and both of those

to be considered as irons, either she's, crazy and or she just likes to judge professionally that she has no idea about. I mean I never talk to. I haven't talked to a single person that thought it even made a bit of sense. It's not like one of those we well. You know what she favours: defence and the Shell defences very impressive: any deadline, a couple, hard counters like no known another, those there was no one say and now this is, if you thought that he won that fight or you thought it was a draw you're crazy person. The fact that your track record now includes the patio Bradley Endless dazzled. Those are both. On your resume. Their lady does not pay attention either. She does not pay attention. Oh she's crazy orgies getting paid, right. I don't wanna say that you did. I'm glad brine Read said that and not me, because I, sometimes Brian. I work in the presence of involves data state, Athletic Commission and I wouldn't accuse them of such a thing, however, I was an investigator. I would look into it sharply yeah. This

something wrong whose there's something wrong and if its not corruption, which I hope it's not it's just incompetence and either way it shouldn't be tolerated. You did So no one deserves their job right in, especially when it's that kind of a job you don't deserve that job. You have that job because you supposed to be a professional advice, was we really good at it and one year unbelievably unbearably bad unbearably unbearably, but I went invariably to she's bad its criminal yeah criminal, like me teaching spanish lessons, but I don't know how to speak. Spanish right, so you speak Spanish that she would be criminal. It would it's nice that bitch is criminal. It's not! It's! Not! Okay, snoop log. We jackpot wins winds, pound of we'd. After me, fight. Oh, he bet a pound of weed. Oh that's hilarious! Look at him with a pound of weed and the captain. America shirt on yeah he's bad as look at this guy. Who did he bet it with a You know how much is a pound of weed these days.

guiding LU, LU, that's hilarious, I've. Never a pound, a weed in my life. It's about thousand dollars. That's insane, I've never even heard more than announce gonna to carry a lot of weed around. I don't understand. I've seen a quarter, a quarter pound p. If I saw bag that big, I would assume. The next thing I want to hear is boots. Kick the door guy volcano, my alone. Ok, what's comedian drug deal with scary and Ohio, allegedly my dealer going up in college. That's what how much he would have Mozilla Ohio. That scary, like you, would have like three peoples Charles and just like, You'd come in this house and like all these crazy dog, you plot the human his bag and put it right there and he like trusted me, so he like showed me all the shit he had and I all the secrets like pounds of weed that

he has been in iran- is crazy. I'm a guy robbery carry so with a guy soldiery area. Who did you deal that here had em like a big suv, Lego escalate and he had compartments built in there where the way was rigged? Was it the radio station had to be tuned to a certain channel, and that would unlock he would be able to unlock the compartment, so it had to be like ninety ninety point, seven seven and then he would go That's crazy! That's crazy as to transport, do you know that a guy went to jail for a long time because he was constructing those oh really yeah, he went to jail for like a real stretch and they take used him of aiding and abetting somehow they set this guy up. Ok, I mean like, can partly hidden compartments jail check. This did you ever

it's one of my model. This has to do with a city drive and a secret compartment one of many of my inventions. and I know they use cd drives before, but not vehicles, and as far as to my knowledge and not like this and what I've done is. This is a key. I know you're Thinking you a battery. Stick you don't Europe it would. I don't do that stupid. Anyways, and these are two tabs. It is really nine will bury in the power supply. Goes through this open up my bit, which reveals my secret I basically took the Cd Drive Park used the the bay. Six two novices dongle extricate fire change. How do you do it so he pushes resolve battery it's just a regular nine volt batteries holding up. He puts it right there. Oh, that is so come on that Guy James Bond is awesome. You know your wallet. Your keys

He said. Oh you know you want. I thought he said Pino you keeping pen on the war. You know that keep it glasses Pino was ready, glasses shield, you know an riches, seven was trailing not in palace it again for the sure, then it closes in the flip it to go in and flip it to go out. That's insane! You change on the battery that is insane thinking in inspired by super boy there are some very development under you, ve seen a right

man so long ago, those Jean Hacking, it's fucking, awesome movie. Man, I don't know, I don't know, I don't remember a thing about it. I remember it was awesome, but I watch it to watch it again. Termism Ging, yes, and it's so good. It's like a classic. You know in common bad guy movie from that era. I think it's the late seventies movie. It's so good! You see you, got to see it. Is it about like something like this like drug smell, it's a heroin. This is the guy I was talking about. His name is Alfred Tenaya, and it says he was a genius at installing secret compartments and cars, and and so they were used to smuggle drugs without his knowledge and how he's in trouble if they were used to smuggle drugs that his knowledge figured, it wasn't a problem. He was wrong and it said, nay, they locked him up. Man. Eleven in the Valley he would say These compartments, like the drugs back, see that trucks

see where he would he rigged up. A set of drugs cylinders that linked to the vehicles electrical system, the only way to make the seat slide forward and reveal its secret was by pressing and the force which is simultaneously to for the power door, locks and two for the windows, so press all four of those the same time. It would open up the back seat, so awesome yeah. He said the seal was no longer responsible to the switch combination and no amount of jiggling could make it budge. I depleted the guy to take a look. You know this is how Bieber rolls he's got the the tech tech, the most high tech, whenever only if Bieber yeah yeah they pull that motherfucker over All the time in like there's, never has anything this car, but yet like teams, he always has pictures of him like holding bogs out windows and brilliant water into the. So they set this guy. Wasn't this the guy's name was not right, and so there was this do Name Esteban, and you say the switch

combination Doesn'T- anymore and and no amount of jiggling could get it to work again, and so this guy shows up to fix it he's a little suspicious because it's nothing elicits nothing illegal about building traps, which commonly used to hide everything from price joy to legal handguns, but the activity, the FAO of Carrier California LAW, if installer knows for certain that is compartment will be used to transport drugs, so I told him that it's going to transport drugs, then he has responsibility to either call the police or not builder. What have you the max from penalties three years in prison, and so this guy Anaya, the guy who got arrested. He thought it was wise to deviate from his standard. No questions asked policy before agreeing, so he suspected this guy and he's there's nothing in there I should know about. Is there to buy assured him. Did you needn't worry I'll, say this is fine,

man so he's saying: don't worry about it yeah, so the guy didn't give in to saying hey, I'm going to use it for this, and the guy goes alright I'll. are you anyway yeah. This is weird man. This is like that They they ve. They fuckin set this guy up, because this guy was making compartments for people, but not asking any questions, that's what it was, but think that's illegal. I think you loud to hide shit, cause you gonna Lena. What have you have money? They you want, leave you now something expensive. You own a jewelry store yeah well yeah. If you have expensive stuff on you all the time yeah you should be that you own a business, it's a cash business. You want to transfer yeah. You can't assume that if someone can hide something in their home that they shouldn't be able to hide something in their car. Of course, that's just that's your property too! There's that weirdness of like searching people's cars man, you know, because you don't come to

the person's house and search their house like why you searching their car yeah like you, because you know that people, transport drugs and things with their car, but at the end of the day, it's fucking private property. and whether there's a thousand dollars in cash in the backseat that you're gonna steal from us, because you think that we're buying drugs with it. That's happened before where people like there was a stripper who had like a million dollars in a trunk. This crazy big like made a million dollars and was going to buy a business and she had this money. She got arrested and the cops had to give the money back to her because they suspected her of being a drug dealer, and then she had to document, Oliver pay our heroine and show all a hole in the ground. I decided as but the you know the cops took that money as if you can't have money. If you have money has to come from drugs, a lot of money, but why can't

don't worry, don't people have houses? How do they buy? A house yeah who's to say you can't just go to a guy with a fucking trunk full of cash and buy a house. You can, you know just because everybody else uses a fucking credit card. If you decide you hate credit cards, you want to store it all safe in your house, and I only know the combination. The cop has to look in there and see if there's anything wrong, and if he sees there's money in there hey. What are you doing with all this good stuff? What are you doing with all this stuff that everybody earns you have? Why do you have to declare? I was thinking about the border thing. I mean, I assume that you have to declare money big so that they can investigate. Yes. Well, what's the source of that money, what you have that money for this whole thing you have to declare. If you have over ten thousand that's going into can or coming back and United States, right. What? If you have a lot of money and bright? Why do you? Why do I have explained to you that I don't have this problem right? I've thought about it before like we're, like you know, obviously there they're asking so so that, if somebody does like they don't say they,

than they do things than they find that they have fifteen thousand unkind but maybe I'd worry of this much cash for was. I do I wonder if you have to like when you report it has our work. If you have your report- yeah, let's say: you're some crazy ball or type character and you're like who would you be like? If you were going to be a baller type character, you have to be a black guy right. Who would you be which rapper would to be the Walker on two kids. Let's say your Floyd man with her because he would ground suitcases for two, absolutely Why can't fly may whether people the problem, let em Canada because he's got some domestically its charges against Russia. He did his thirty days they might not even let in the guest Canada's pretty strict about. Let me know shit like that they don't fuck around, but if he did get through probably get through like a hundred grand in a backpack someone. Gucci sack of Le Loup. Did you see the all access for him, Canelo. Now I didn't. I didn't dude,

before, but I didn't see this time. He sends one of his girls to go pick up some of his big gambling money that he won. She goes in is like ostrich skin. I don't fuck at some super expensive bag and the guy four hundred and eighty thousand dollars in the bag, and then she oxidize their gets in a car and drives its money? May whether deployed yeah he's united to his house. But you you want on Duke, do Crazy, Duke Maryland, she's saying he's he's gambling that kind of money- oh yeah, I mean He always takes photos better known here. Crazy is four hundred and eighty thousand dollars he won and they're, not even like it. Sometimes his bets are like these by kind aside, bat like Prob bets there like words like I'm betting, on whose the first twelve points in this basketball game

I mean not even like the outcome of the game, like it shit like that, where it's a total gambling rush kind of be like twenty five grand that it's the seventy Sixers. Well, you want to know what's interesting. They have found a direct correlation between head trauma and I kinda gambling really yeah Dana White Dana White was in here and Dan Dan used to be a boxer was talking but as gambling Dana gambles, like insanity NOS one, seven million one night, what he lost a million. That's the most he's ever lost is one million. The Moses ever won a seven million, and it's it gambling always on like on sporting events. I don't know what the I think he's playing cards he's, one seven million dollar. Yes, yes yeah. I came I he he goes off. Is it poker, I don't know. I think he plays black jack know what lucky boy went like Jack. To their high stakes room once

I saw a guy and people stopped or to watch him to do black check. He was doing ten thousand a hand and we were all to dust and grandma and they were like burst, take ten thousand. He would put ten thousand and ships back there and was I mean super entertaining to watch, but I was like I can't imagine doing that man freaking, I just talking about ten thousand, and it goes like that. I mean it is going in seconds, and so Dana must do it that style, where it's like twenty five grand a hand that kind of show. Yeah. That's that's really unique with gambling. You now gambling fur like money like and vague Steve Gambling is that you can do that, can shift within seconds If you're gambling on a game, it's a whole game. You have one hour for this game to take place, I kind of like gambling on games because I don't even like sports, but if I Had some money invested yeah, you would make it more excited, it absolutely does it has that effect to the um tenth degree. It's like

If I go to Vegas like say, if you and I went- and there was some kickboxing going on because they're doing this new thing for spike tv yeah glory glory. Is this super highlevel Kickboxing league? It's like the best kick boxes on the planet, earth and the fucking. The fights are incredible. MIKE go con Saki and Daniel Guitar and sparks Spong fucking assigned since you right out, like goods, should see that shit life to see that shit live and ring side. You know we're get some money Tommy buns now. Would you bet based not knowing anything about the guys? No, I would that said, I would if I want to defer Guph yam email, but let us not forget that over time at this particular, would you know about the guy? You know those guys you. They are the highly the high level Gaza, nobody, so many more kick boxers than there. I may guys there's a lot of Emma make eyes and I dont know real, This is a certain number. We can only keep so many in your brain. You know that this, like they say,

close friends or people who are in contact with on a regular basis, and you have a hundred and fifty names the kind of yeah yeah. It's the one hundred and fifty people that you have relations with everything after that is just like yeah. You know you have a lot of. I mean you in particular, store lot of data about guys fighting who they fought, and you remember the fight where they thought how the how he wants that particular fight. That's a lot of extra knowledge, You know in there, but that's because there's nothing else in there right, but there's no other sports in there. I see what you mean yeah. You know there's no room, there's no room for Oghee. There was no four basketball yeah, so all like, when I start talking about like fights like, oh you know, he lost either change ending entailed in the first round came back for a few times. What we never saw him again at that

there's, no basketball and they're confusing. I see what you mean, I'm kind of that to a degree that way with college football. I have a lot of data in there and I remember names and I remember games, and I remember the year- that's way more numbers and though crazy thing is like what sometimes maize, that I remember who recruited the guy and what high school he went to oh migrate. Well, that's hunters, Thompsons famous story about talking to Nixon, have you ever heard that now thinks that link so dude? he spent time in a car with Nixon, really Hunter S Thompson. Yeah back away this president, no Nixon was president and he rode with him in a car and Nixon and him just talked football. He knew that Hunter was a football fan I'll. Let you ride with me. If we only talk football because football fans loved football in football fans and higher was a huge, a flat fan so God in the back seat with Nixon, and they talked about

football he said. He was amazed that, like he knew about one guy who played one year with one team and he knew where he went to college and he he's like. I was blown away like he's a real legit. He goes might be the only thing that he didn't lie about. Didn't hunter kill himself after football season. Yes, it was right. He was like he waited for sure it kills. Like February. He had been apparently talking about, kill himself for a long time. He was in some pretty serious pain. He had hip replaced and on top of it the boozing and the coke he had red line is brain if you ever listen, the hunter like later in life, pull up Hunter S. Thompson on Conan, O Brien Show really sad and this is from someone who's, a huge ponderous Thompson fan and in fact my favorite out. Documentary if I have to, if I have to tell people one,

Guph. I always go with grisly MAX Chris emails hilarious. To make you mean, could it demeanor Letterman, whereas Icon India, now Conan answer Conan, there's one trust me cause he's it's much he's much older when he's doing the one I crazy man? You find hysterical, it's hilarious. I love it. I watched again last week, funds in a hundred times, but gonzo the life and work of Dr Hunters Thompson is fucking, brilliant it's an amazing amazing, a major why documentary was very there. You can find a good area. Hunters, Thompson, setback, copy, listen to talk, talk, barely understand them. hear that go, go to the one where they're at the desk. If you go further further back he's sitting at the desk with Conan and he's they're, talking- and it's like Jesus Christ can't put the

you don't understand a word. He says: mumble slur, mumble, mumble mumble, but then, if you go back his early start. You go back to the documentary, it's absolutely brilliant. It's when he's running for sheriff of aspen and they start start stock about the laws that are in place today, and whites engendered this disrespect for law enforcement operators, law enforcement officers because they know that these laws, especially marijuana laws, are bullshit, cops, know their bullshit, the kids on their bullshit, and he was like you know. We got to put a stop to this or there's gonna be a revolution in this country. You know, and like it's pretty fuckin intense man was up here. He does a shot throw up I said that was pretty good. That's and beautiful,

guy with you for a month some whiskey and we need a machine gun do you remember he fires yeah in Arizona that was awesome. I went to the Arizona Gun Club, so what's called Phoenix Drive Club, it's amazing, those two same yeah. We fired some crazy ass machine guns, they're fun, man, yeah, we're shooting at some. I need to get a place where to shoot guns. That's what I need. Next It's so much fun to see. But the problem is: whenever you get a big piece of land that you can shoot guns on, they assume you're starting to cut yeah in order, what ensure they they go up there and they just shoot guns. You happening I've wanted? They do then. Sometimes your stuff, you need to shoot with a gun which is another problem, I gotta, go higher living longer.

Because they're number one look at number one. Now, if all of a sudden, I start moving there, you know it's kind of weird that you guys are both columns. Well, there's more barns and basements to fucking in Ohio, easy to see. Is it a prison type thing where there's just not as many girls? Oh no is that what goes down? Let's go creepy. I think those guys there would you guys are resistible, I think they're, just smart. They figured how to start their own community in West Hollywood. They figured out to start their own community in Columbus. You know what doesn't happen like that, though lesbian lesbians don't really form very many lesbian neighborhoods. I guess not. I don't really think of. I don't know right. I don't even know of one not I I can't think of one I'm sure they exist yeah. I can't think of one Gay people have a whole islands, fire island yeah, big over New York is almost all gay. Ireland gets it's. It's like ninety. Eight percent gay, then there's a few hangers on some old people

know it's up. Oh the neighbors are strange. They Russell Lesbians have the dino sure get together right. Oh well, there's a lot of lesbian golf pros for sure yeah yeah! You know what else pool Yes, high level, women, professional players, on top of it. If you really supper. Oh yeah what is it about girls and sports that make them gay? I guess the natural assets by not as girls all over the country. I think we're serious because it maybe get you fucking. I mean you look like a guy and you play like a guy. That's not what we're saying for you can, without a doubt, absolutely be a beautiful woman in Vienna, sports Shore and doing sports in capacity and sports. Don't get me wrong. I saw Gabby recent airport. Woe that's a lot of women who I did a celebrity volleyball game with her and Jonathan

Taylor, Thomas SIRI, that's his favorite way back in the disease was many many many moons ago. She's dead, beautiful woman, yeah, making fuckin warrior. Babies were absolutely husband's, a big beautiful man, national surfer. Oh, he looks like right out of a fucking nineteen. Fifty s movie above the Beach of California, hairs like amazing, dip down beautiful yoke, big Yoke, beautiful man yeah, the two of them have pretty sick. Oh I'm sure it's. They should study it yeah. They should study it and, like you know, one day when they have an artificial people. Would you want to be one of these more official frail little fuck an insect like nurse and Colombia, anywhere Laird and Gabriela floating well as National gives birth sponges reaches in grabs a clear, strong, it is. My guess is no scrutiny and they're both the US and in their fortys, and they look

they were together. The whole family together sounds like his family, looks amazing it was straight out of magazine in Did you hear they get Herpes infected monkeys in Florida? I believe it. I was there this week, The floor is now play games, Tommy bonds by the way developed in floor, true. It's one of the few things good. Besides Herpes infective, monkeys, yeah that have come straight from Florida, Tommy Buns, that's right! High school throw beach Florida. They said that there's a fucking slew of Herpes and fretted wild monkeys this as many as a third of a thousand of them, many as a thousand of them. There can be spread a lot. There's a lot of fucking going on in the monkey world. Yeah monkeys, don't stop monkeys, don't ask each other. Do you have anything I should know about before they fuck it's one hundred of Herpes? They fuck everybody yeah of course monkeys every monkey fucks every monkey. The only thing that they don't do is will chimps at least his mother and son. Don't have sucks

a common primate restriction them They won't have sex with the sun, but the dad everybody else for dad. Fuck the sun. Really everybody fuck everybody. They fuck the dad fucks daughters there they fuck cousins, fuck sisters, everybody fucks, some of them are more fuck, some very interesting, mom yeah. This is, well, I mean this is really funny how many endangered dangerous invasive species. There are in Florida when you stop thinking about. They start to find no crocodiles. They found pythons that are so big. They eat Alligators Jesus yeah and now they're finding these fucking crazy. He infected monkeys, there's a thousand Pharaoh rhesus monkeys living in Florida right now and among those scooped up by wildlife officials over the years most were found to be carriers of her these be this way:

The colony was declared a public health hazard. It's believed that a small handful of the wild animals originally landed in the state in nineteen thirties, courtesy of Colonel Tony, a tour operator who wanted to give the visitors a Tarzan, inspired experience of Florida Silver River State Park. Two pointedly kept the monkey sequestered on an island, but they learn to swim to shore. Easily reaching the mainland and moving out putting down as far as Jacksonville over a hundred miles away This is amazing, and these are bees. Are they contained roaming around or their contained? MT another Romania just raise a thousand of them Romanians. It says purpose doesn't cause serious symptoms in these particular animals. In fact, it's early common amongst them, but

in humans? It can lead to neurological impairment or fatal encephalitis? More poor surf flow. My only my Linus Acephala, my Linus. What do they do that? What are they insist on making? Words are fond of that's his religion for these moments in southpaw loads of my life. This, let us my lateness adjusts. Let us now would be I because no e after tea for an eye. Or is there an inflammation of the brain and spinal cord leading to death. Florida's racist monkeys are known to act aggressively towards people the racist they're biting people, yeah they're, probably racist, they probably hate whipping the by people in you get, you get a murderous form of herpes that barely affects them fairly example will kill you. This is so essentially toxic. It's me

there's very little. Difference between that. Having that and being toxic mean you're talking about something that you can give a person that will fuck them up mean how the different poison, and because it's a bacterial great winners in Florida, failure to say does a cuban tree frog problem in in Florida too, are, there's really noisy So these animals- they they move into these areas and the people like have a real hard times sleeping because they're really really fog and loud and their there try to to find out like of the research some of doing research on human beings, recently happiness, human beings and peace, one of the peace is there showing is that we need quiet. I people need quiet, it's not just. I would like to get some quiet. No, you actually do need certain amounts of quiet in case you sleep and during sleep. You need! be able arrest and if you're fucking,

honestly inundated with sounds. You might not ever totally rest my drift in and out or in the and and they can fuckin redline your mind. It can really fuck you up. So these frogs, they move in their there. cuban tree flogged there, and if tree frog there, central and South Florida and there they double the rate of their calls native green to foster. Oh in the presence of this, is so crazy there so loud that in the past, Some of them, the native frogs, have doubled their rate of causes. Well, I'm so just insanity, theirs Super loud and crazy and then the other frogs have doubled their rate of calls because they have to try to keep with these crazy new they're, basically Joey DA as a frog, it's a big, loud, crazy, cuban frog, that's insane yet as nuts they have

unforeseen ecological effects Tennessee and says that by doubling its call rate, the green frog makes its power since more obvious, which is likely to make it more vulnerable to predation. While they're gonna kill off the other frogs by making them stupid They actually they got outcome competitive about the frog calls, yeah well, makes sense course it must be sexual right when they make calls what are they doing sexual or it's like territorial. You know about like threatening my territory right and what's the territory about, as guess they're. I guess that Chinese, their frog freak on freaks they found The largest wild burmese python in Florida recently captured in euthanized the further the largest whenever cod Florida seventeen feet long do

a lot of the stuff going to mean part of it is like that. It's made up the place is a swamp when he states a swamp, but then it's also proximity to like where a lot of people end up going like people from the islands right coming up with shit. It's a perfect Yeah Florida is the perfect storm. Yeah. First of all, you've got the highest level of Oxycontin addiction and prescription on the planet: earth, that's Florida, Lord has ten times more oxy con prescriptions than the rest of the country combined. Really, yes, that's a lie. So then, okay, so you got that right. You got this crazy number of people who run on oxy cons, then you've got cuban immigrants, including a slew that Castro released Castro, sent out because their prisoners that's a scarface, is based on yeah. Then you get cocaine in M a little patience to oh yeah, Marina dammit.

From Florida. From he's from now, who play for the Miami Dolphins. So you you got that ok, you've got the amount of banks that were set up with cocaine, money, whoa Jesus that's when you start getting really crazy. Does you find the numbers? Neither oh my god. This is insane. Why there's only banks more banks cabin in Miami than anywhere else in the country. Then you guys, state income tax. What does that attract no income, and it's like this reputation of being a place where eastern gangsters, eastern gangsters went south. It's always been there like. They go south dump bodies, they go south and hide out. They goes on. would get in a cadillac and they would drive from New York to Florida. I'm going to give my mother a nice house in Florida, and then they would also the big thing before Florida was they would take boats or jets or whatever to Cuba before Cuba fell like in the nineteen fifties. And he would go to where they were going to kill people virtue, but she was the shit. They would go and

Anson and and and drank in, and it was supposed to be fuckin incredible, yeah and then, when the shit hit the fan and everybody had a let's. just stay around Miami fuck it we don't need to go here and Miami is basically is nothing about. It looks like any american city as uber totally it. I mean it's great diameter a great city, it's fun, fun city, but its varied international oh yeah, it's very international! You are an asshole. Sometimes, when you walk a store there and speak English again literally, are like who'd, you doing yeah so There's that you know And then there's its attached to the southerly parts of what Georgia and what else is it attached? You drive to South no Alabama yeah. I guess you go. Bama

in its interesting, because the other thing is interesting. Is that the further south you go? The more international cosmopolitan when you're in like Northern Florida nor thought you might as well be in Alabama. Definitely You really don't have to go that far north now, no more than four central. Now you do not nor the floor is to recall tree. It means indifferent out Tallahassee that she is country. I remember when I was in high school and we would go to this place called Bell. Glade. Belgrade is basically inland from palm beach eyes upon. Beach is billionaires. Row re West Palm Beach has nothing to do with that. It's just. You know like poor, and you know what we're has Emmy obviously has a nice areas, but then you have like rednecks and then you go further in that Lake Okeechobee Bell. Glade is sugar cane. You can smell

You could smell Bell Glade Way before you get there like the draft like burning sugar cane and it smell sweet sweet. It doesn't smell good and you get out there and you're like this is like an entirely different world. Like it had nothing to do with anything. It was so rural and you know, is all about the soil. Their muck city in and the place you would think you were in Alabama or in some real part of Georgia, and that was just like, I said, a a couple hours in from West Palm Beach that cartoon of bugs Bunny sawing off Florida. What year was that from looks like about sixty thousand really what he did so and create that too, for a joke in the new day and age Oh? No, no, no that's from a cartoon, so It is our way forward. I am so

Florida where Elmer Flood lived? I can't remember that He so hating on floor was Florida shitty back then too where, where did Lucien Ricky lived, they live in Florida. because he was cuban right he was given. Was that my own question Leveluess area. Isn't it funny that they like no one any? problem with that as like in interracial relationship or inter cultural relationship like back down being a cuban man was very sophisticated. I wasn't like if you try to do a Mexican when and her like the people have a problem with that It was okay to to have it that way, wasn't even considered. I mean not different races, but hispanic

lot of people. Actually, all racists do look at hispanic, sure and hispanic people is being different than what course, of course, but that back then do you know. that big bunny. But why did they do that? Why is bugs metaphor? That's why I need to know, though, do you know that Does he had such a massive ego that desert asteroid yeah yeah real problem with the name of the show being highlighting Lucy, so they he was like the should be like you know, I love does right, but they told yeah but who sang? I love Lucy, she's, an idiot yeah and he, like oh yeah, convinced him. Oh my This showed basic is its you saying. So those shows really about you know We know that this truth, that's it it's all yours, Producer could be a.

tell stores by you some day, Tommy Bonds, the highlight the fuck? I said I didn't fuck and say that shit fuck. I said that meanwhile, ok, that was a big fuckin popular shown here. I think the most I think the most watched episode of television ever is I love Lucy. When she gave birth everybody tuned into see if it was boy or girl, like it's crazy numbers, and like basically most of our country, watch that it was from six years from nineteen fifty one, nineteen, fifty seven and then after the series ended a modified version, continued for three more seasons with thirteen one hour specials running from now. Fifty seven nineteen sixty known as the Lucille Ball Desi. Our Nez show and then reruns as the Lucy Desi Comedy. Our my name show that this

this bullshit and coming back yeah. I guess as actually eighteen, forty nine macbooks bunny curtain, but I think it is. He he's gone credit? Basically for syndication, really does arnez. He figured it out. Well he's the one television used. Just air life, but you just well and they were just shoot it, and then he asked for like the Prince one time and they were like yeah. You can have the voting prince. What we can do that shit. Fucking idiot you dumb cuban piece of ship, hilarious and then whoops a little while later he was like. We could re air this and they were like oh yeah. We could rear that. That's actually quite yeah originally set in an apartment building in New York City. I love Lucy Centers on Lucy Ricardo, Lucille Ball and her singer: bandleader husband, Ricky, Ricardo,

not me, along with their best friends and landlords, Fred Mirth, the landlord and Ethel murders. Why Those shows like the honeymooners, that's a window into another time, sure They watching Lucille Ball, watching the honeymooners the honeymooners every week, Ralph crammed threatened to beat the fuck out of his wife Much is occasionally every fuckin week you like right, tenor mon. He would talk punching her in the face and knocking her to the moon. She deserved it. But sat silent. Think about culturally how crazy people were not there. We need to understand what it Giant change has happened in our culture. I think one of the best ways to really document it is to watch old shows why what they would

accepted back then and watch they accept today. Theirs newspaper article I just saw from somebody posted it, I think on twitter- and it was it was they asked pulled. Guy is an old newspaper article pull guys whether it's okay to spank, a woman and the answers they pulled like five or six guys is an old article and they were all Absolutely she needs it outlines she's doing you're just a helper, and this is a new favorite thing when they were like c guys, it was to make you feel okay about spanking list. I tweeted that, oh you tweeted that yeah, okay, I don't know, I just saw it- I might have retweeted it be the way I definitely tweeted it. I thought that was hilarious, hysterical, If a woman needs it should she be spanked the best part about it was writs reader, the three dead, so fucking funny? Why not

Jesus Christ. If they they don't know how to behave by the time are adults. They should be treated like children and spanked that ought to make them grow up in a hurry if it doesn't first they'll soon get the idea. This is in all get the idea- hey yes, when they deserve it as a barber, I've got a lot of faith in the hair brush. God? I think there are certain cases when it is advisable when it is? There is no reason why you shouldn't go right ahead and do it. I can't MAC. Idea in my business, a man sets a lot of store that's a lot of store by the results he can get with it. Hair brush properly applied merciless

now here's a counterpoint, though, sets a lot of store. Maybe what's the business term back then and sets a lot of store? Are you ready for the counterpoint? Yes, there's none! Everybody is the best part. Is everybody takes the point of view? Look at this guy parking lot attendant from Brooklyn you Teddy Gale. You bet you bet. Teaches mmos boss, a lot of tend to forget this man's world and a lot of men who step down as boss of a family wish, they hadn't spanking might help get back. Some the respect they lost. Look at Teddy legged joy, deities, cousin, Firefox, listen, cocksucker they want. It will M Davis. What is William Toy Factory owner? Yes, most of them have it coming to them anyway. If they don't, it will remind them of how well off they are. I subscribe to the theory that

So prevention is worth a pound of cure holy shit. Look at him! Look at that evil. Looking fuck, it looks like Ruter how's brother wow. does he really Rucker how're and Robert Janeiro Fox Hillocks evil exams that one spokesman, yeah, he does a little like house on. Imagine that guy spanker, my wife, let's see what he Oh that's awful. with that sort of like what you know. Dawkins is kind of alluding to tell that weird. Dealing with a totally different time, and he probably we didn't really get over. It he's probably saying that to appear look, it's no big deal. I got over it, but the reality is that guy probably needs mushrooms and a hug yeah. I still he's like avoided psychedelic. You know where that came into play. Big time with with that Kate, like that specific world at was an initial

was the Joe Paterno thing, Sandusky nobody's arguing that it was different air he's, a rapist and a pedophile right. People were saying that the way the paternal handled it was just an all old school guy way of doing it, because he was eighty something years old, his health. was like you know, I didn't know, I am, I know my way in the way of doing things when, for a guy from his era was like Just you know, come around you anymore, yeah yeah. I mean he added It was his way of his of policing. That type of behaviour was in. That probably was what people would do to somebody like you here with what Jerry did Jerry is now welcome anymore. You know that kind of thing. Yet that's that's considered the discipline for that guy right. Not let's call authorities in, and it was like jeer he's out here.

yeah Jerry, you can't fuck, my kids, you got to go away. Stop that's wrong! You can't come to the to the cookouts anymore, Jerry Jerry's twisted fuck yeah. yeah, one of the things that Dawkins will get this guy pranking his check. You know acting up, we joined, get wow, he's really beating on her mouth separating lighter I'll. Do you think you're doing he's drunk try to grab the glass and smell it he's drunk similar case. It's funny. Under my own, mother, Dr Darling, The grandmother's is lacking you catch me, the nerve coming into my house and trying to tell me what to do and hitting me what you think you're important of you, but you're, not you're

how do you You didn't go anywhere. She did mercenary it's back to target shit about the guardian clerk. Absolutely for she forgot how good she has a joke, that's got a good like That's so weird when you look at stuff like that from another time and you go, that's that far go! No. You know in terms of the the amount of time that human beings have been alive. It's not that far and in terms of the life of the planet, you know, obviously you get back further and further and wider and wider, it looks tinier and tinier, but it's it's really strange. Is that a guy getting spanked? That's a girl wow wrestling they spank. Now she has a very firm booty too, but the fun spanking. This guy's, like I got your baby, I can't believe spank, my wife he's gonna go back there and why he's banging her he's gonna close his eye and take a hit that guy banging her? That's so wrestling the. Since such a Are you talking about? It's amazing best. I think we have so it's so absurd.

You mean pro wrestling. You don't mean real wrestling, nothing weird, that real wrestling is like one of the greatest fucking sports, most difficult sports, the world's ever known and super effective in combat, but that fake wrestling, it's like it was it is the upfront to american civilization. It is the thing where if the aliens come down and they turn on the tv, that's the first thing they watch. You got a real problem with your hands and I get that like it's a soap opera for basically for dudes yeah, and I watched my I like I almost an icy away more for like a kid. You know that actors and all that stuff yeah. I have adult friends. I have a lot of friends at all. Still it and love like SAM from and Anthony fucking in love and Tony Hinchcliffe and you're, just like Hinch Cliff loves wrestling, is one of the biggest wrestler guys ever. That is I I know a comic in Chicago Marty. Derosa fucking, like

talking about this shit. Like did you see that? What are you talking about man, That is how could you even into new- I don't know- I don't know, and I tried, and I realize loved everybody as there. Maybe a nostalgia thing: maybe it's because yeah I like it back, then maybe I spoke with that's gonna, be there there are the classics like I grew up with, like you know how co again and an ovum are like dead or retired. Yet these new guys- it's like. I know, but I'm u thing like the excitement. I can I get to accept in for an eleven year old. like now, when you have real sports, We and I love Linda guys, gonna get real defensive, like the guys that are in it. they're, always doing their act, no matter what they're always do you think the shit's real step in the ring mother fucker? what did you ever see Johns docile, get beaten up by the ressler? Yes, because I got the idea that a classic we tonight, as Emma Johns, docile gets beat up by wrestler key

He got really fucked up eruptions here and his hearing and he had like long term effects. yeah. That was really not nice. No, but he was get a little cocky with the guy sure he could have asked him in a more respectful way. Well, I'm not going into the ring to tell these guys that I think the shits lamb, who was the guy who beat him up. I asked she question Dave Schultz is a good business. It's a good business went beat one. Why is it a good thing because only the tough survive? That's reading, you ain't in it and this park holding the camera and he ain't in it. Reading these red necks out here, ain't in it, because it's a tough business, that's terrific! Is that all you got I'll. Ask you the standard quest standard question. I think it's a fake. You think I bike all right. What the hell is wrong. We that's open hand slap. Do you think it's

whoa. Second one. The second one is, I think, the one that did that. Well, in all fairness, he was a little mousy. Yeah sure is a little mouse with the wrestler. You know Would you is this a good business? First of all, in all fairness as an interviewer yeah, that's a sucky interview. If I interviewed a guy like that, I would expect them to be upset with me too. Is this a good business yeah? Why would you ask if it's a good business, a horrible tell me, you know, tell me about wrestling how'd, you get involved in this like how long been doing it. How do you respond to people that say that this is not real? Not me, I'm not saying that you got to be nice to the guy, don't be a dick. I think it's fake. We What are you why you so cocky like wine? You could say that to a man like inches in front of him just insult what he does. It's all it's stupid and it's worth it's fake. You fucking dope. It's it's arranged. But it's

they're hitting each other for real they're slamming each other for real that angle. That guy took us so Stute because it just in life, you always size up who's in right and I think some enormous dudes are fucking idiots, but I'm not going to be, like, I think, you're, a fucking idiot. I don't want to get my ear can smash not only there. It was unnecessary to create drama that didn't draw anything, but he had a different idea of how that was going to turn out. He thought I'm gonna ask him these questions. Yeah make him look stupid because I'm way smarter than this fucking clown exactly and then he got it exactly, and you know I He lives. He learned his moustache and is a white guy stable docile and he's got a giant bert, old old style, and he still has it. Does he really? He had that he he hasn't shaved. Yet he still rocks that it's a fucked up thing to happen. to have a guy, like man handy like that in front of a camera. No one gives a shit. No one does anything. Oh yeah, everybody moved everyone backing away from the

Maybe right, then. What are you gonna? Do that guy's enormous here, because this a giant man, the real problem Mr Stossel you're not being protected. A lot of those guys are absolute scary, fucking. Of course they are yeah, they're fucking, huge rock rock lezar, that's an enormous human, the SEC. I want to beat the fuck out of in front of the camera. Man, I mean he might get arrested for it eventually right but like while it's going down like no one's gonna help you that's just a fact, it sure rock is a beast too he's enormous is bigger than for now, now is like really in a party building. He puts a lot of videos and tweets alot about like all it got he's doing like four o'clock in the morning lands five, a at the hotel. The hotel society is doing like two hours of cardio and then three hours of snow animal is an animal.

And then you'll get has cheat days that he puts on line. Services should eat suckin hundred doughnuts plates of doughnuts giants, stacks of brownies jugs, several gallons of milk. I've seen a lot of the like super athletes posts sugar plants like a lot of like guys that are doing like the and super you know cross training prospect guy, but that their chief thing is always. incredible amounts? Should I think it's probably because caloric intake, like their programme as extreme desire for Heaven, caloric in lieu coastguard Yan have you do like crossfire, show the plus. Also when you you go with like really healthy diet on Iraq. for the most part, it's so tempting to go off the rails. You still you still gluten free, yeah, yeah how's, that going great. You have no problems with her who d bread is really good bread to try so much for that. and then there is apparently the gluten free bakery the sun's once census.

Wants to send us some stuff nice. That's in la you know, I don't miss it. how much I tried some gluten free pasta, tastes, fine, the thing to me is: I feel way different after eight, when I would eat bread, and I always assumed that was just how I felt after eight ate, because I was a bread- I always had Brad or pasta. like always, and then when I stopped was like oh like, like I- was being poisoned. Essentially You know, like lonely, you know. Is it hard to do gluten free when you travel like? Is it hard harder, but when I say poison, obviously I'm being melodramatic, but what I really mean is that your body doesn't digest that shit. Well, it takes a long time. It feels like shit. It feels weird and it's breads, it's breads and pasta when you're eliminate that stuff it eliminates a whole level of after meal crash. I do still bit of an after meal slow down like I won't, have a big meal and then go on stage. For that very reason. Sure I wouldn't want to have a steak and potatoes then run right up on stage, but the difference between I

taken potatoes, stake, potatoes and pasta is significant state tales and bread is significant. That extra level of fuckin coma that you go until a new disaster, it's gone that love. God. I don't get it I will use potatoes yeah. You can have any carbs identical, you'd have rice, it's the the idea is all bay. I get some people say it's hooey and a little ho. You know it's psychosomatic, I'm not. I don't think it is. I think, there's enough people that are pointing to some research, it has been done on it that it makes sense and is also research done on actual, we itself that we'd itself apparently like the nineteenth sixties, they altered it, make a little tougher, so they could survive. pesticides and bug, attacks and shit better and when they that it made it much more difficult for people to consume than the old school week. The people have been eating for thousands of is essentially all animals should about you. Just give it a wheat right, yeah yeah that sets a breads some alcohol

because it's what appears but not Heineken Heineken, which I drink anyway is is gluten free but like that stuff, that I love that black due porter that's got tons of gluten in it. There's there's a lot of gluten beers. There's a lot of gluten in like things like clam Chowder has gluten in it So our stuff, I've? U unexpectedly, powder you edge. Media is always really now tat you can eat yards I just completely quit a step back and said blood say if it's worth doing I'll, do it and if it's not worth doing, if I don't feel any different at all I'll, go right back. You feel great, but I feel a difference. There's definitely a difference. There's a book called wheat belly that I still haven't read, but a lot of people point to that as being a good source of information as to why there was a change in in wheat itself

and we are saying- is that whole grains are two thousand twelve or not the whole brands of nineteen fifty the nineteenth century, the Bible, pre biblical times. Modern wheat in particular, is genetically D. From its predecessors, thanks to extreme genetic changes, inflicted on wheat in the nineteen sixties, in the nineteen seventies, in the name of increased yield per acre, okay, so

The healthy whole grains have been repeatedly shown to reduce risk in diabetes, heart disease and colon cancer. It's true, but if whole grains are compared to process white wheat flour, its guilty of the kind of flawed logic that dominates nutritional thinking, blah blah blah blah blah. So apparently the grain that people used IE is a much better tasting wheat or much better for you weep, but it just dozen doesn't we don't have any more wow. Do you of protein? Oh yeah, I eat Almost all protein like fish or chicken meat or in a lot of vessels. And I still eat potatoes and I'll still eat rice, but there's a difference in the way. I feel I just think digestion wise, I think, there's an issue with resources. I think when

You when you're eating, we want things happening. Many more resources than are used for other things are used. Digestive must come down to like what it is when you think about a play deposit. to that shit up mash up swallow it and pack it altogether its glue. You got glue, you got a big water, glue yeah, you know, whereas your stomach acids are sort of designed to digest other things like vegetables and meats, and I think it's a grind man I think- and this is obviously coming for. Someone is not be nutritionally sound. I don't know what I'm talking about, but I think it would just makes sense, and then once I noticed it, I just still doing dairy I tried to cut way back, but I still like it. I like chocolate, milk like ice cream too, but I cut back. But still delicious. When you don't, I don't eat cereal anymore, because the gluten free cereals are not that yummy. I like raisin bran, I haven't, found a gluten free raising brand as

might exist, but I haven't found one yet so stop it. My cereal. I eat cereal, like sometimes late at night yeah. Like my my cheat meal yeah in front of the tv, I got a big fucking, Bull Kellog's, raising brand, go off sun. I cut that shit out entirely So I don't really have as much milk, but there's a lot of companies. Now that is catered to the gluten free right, there's always new things coming out to milk and cookies or another one. I miss I used to get these uncle eddies Vegan, whatever the fuck it is cookies. Is that what it is uncles? I think these vegan cookies for whole foods they're so good, peanut, butter and chocolate chip? Hey! Listen to me! If you're still eating gluten, don't don't you know don't pass up on these? Please go get because they're the most delicious thing ever these vegan. chocolate chip cookies, the oatmeal chocolate chip with coal glass of milk- I would eat, doesn't I felt sick trainer jobs trader jobs made a crazy

really good they're. So so good, don't know why they don't tell us bad, because they're vegan, they say fine, is there gluten free version, Well, I think vegan just lacking the eggs, I don't know what they bind it with, but is there one that you can get? I haven't seen one I've seen chocolate chip cookies that are gluten free, they're, pretty good, pretty good. They can't fuck with those oatmeal chocolate chip. Cookies Those are incredible. I would go pick them over non vegan ones, that's how good they are yeah. I always thought that for me to Tj One amazing. I would sit in front of the tv like say if I was watching a really good movie and I would eat a whole bag of those feelings. It was probably several thousand calories, a giant glass of milk. I love there's so many times. I've just been decadent, but when you hear about how many calories so people can consult Leggum, Michael Phelps type dude. That should sofa saying I wanna watch meets while his training, yes,

so do I mean said why in Amerika you know work out are so intense tat. His I get going first thing in the day might be a few big, an egg and cheese sandwiches yeah and then, like everything, goes down. Psych art you're in the full and it's just training, train training its get out and you eat, like a ball, passed a link. You know that's enough to fill five people stomachs yeah. I think he probably blows off so much insane energy, it's not even Wrap your head around that what kind of shits this guy taken for real. I see funders all the time number six I got to go somewhere. It's got to be in we're sixes research with a number six on the Bristol stool chart. What is this torture? It's, how they rate you shits, Sir one through seven one and two are like your grand em out, like the pretty difficult. Most of my ships are not impressive

every now, and then I will give birth to Godzilla Is it a nice slider? Oh yeah, that's a four four, even giant. That's what you want a six takes its really sloppy lots. Little pieces blue you yeah, and that happens, Levin is all liquid, are these bad or good on a scale good wander enforce! That's what you want three and four! where it's a three or four three and four I'll tell you what man a really good shit that you've held in for a while is incredibly pleasing like if you be holding it in holding it in far got to get to a to. And finally, even if you're in a public bathroom me sit down just

and it's so good that it doesn't bother you that you're taking a shit in a public bath yeah you just unload that dragon right out of your ass, just swims out, destroys there's really no like it really. No feeling like it number six is are fun, though, because it's like your butthole sneezing, but the seven one with the blood is the one that's good. There's a one with a blood is seven: even blood. Seven is just a no solid material, the thing is you ever have when you hold it in a you know, it's gonna be a five or six. I have like it's like. If you have two greasy a breakfast, it's the first thing that enters your stomach. And you know when you get up. Are you feeling You're like this is going to be unbelievable in the next. Whenever you can find a place to sit down, this is going to be a disaster, and then, if you're in a hotel, you get up to your room and it is like, like

a religious experience. Yeah I had a recently had a gluten free vegan, cheese pizza and the vegan cheese doesn't die just in your body. Your body is like what do you want from me and then just like the next day, it was like asteroids fireballs and it weren't coming out, even though it wasn't even spicy cheese. It was just because it was vegan cheese, stung a little bit, yeah be stingers, beating You need to go to a doctor. You know that right told just remind I'm fear by then I've acts. Are you as soon? As I have said it is go to so many of you are there in the world. Has nothing. I've got a fool. Physical and everything is perfect. I wanna hear everything with perfect speaking too crazy doctors, a nigerian guy working on his college, this, is a college paper. that gay marriage is impossible

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he's just and it's just like listen. I know what to do here. I just tell them. There is no gay marriage. When you tell me you're attracted to a dick suck up on my dick, I do not believe oh you're, sucking up on my dick. I can't even believe you pretend to like this that do not like to suck up on my dick. I will come in your mouth, but only this one time. He should hold a press conference this guy. Just so people can be like I'm attracted to arm pits which magnet can you show me just prove my hard on yeah kind of thing, with, like a of gay they're into like stinky yeah. I for you hated autonomy, the boundaries, you know: yeah! Do you ever get it to act or picked on or rather run hit on by? Yes sure? What are they doing? What's the number one move hug, you did

think for while we offended deal, I get a look tat gay. No, I wasn't offended. I mean I've been I've been so had on. Like I really feel bad for women. I can put it in prospect you know. Oh right, right, yeah, like she's, a real pig man like another piece of me, Jesus I had a comic corner once get really goofy with me, yeah Montreal Drunk and was so vile kind of total understood like what it must be like for a woman to get hit by some sleazy do leaves a guy had a sleeping. I do it too, and he was what did he say he was a comic and he was bringing me on stage and he had been like that's a good shirt on you and all this little com. I was like all right man and then he's like when I bring up, and I could tell he was hammered what, if I kiss you on the mouth, don't do that dude? Oh all, right all right! Oh my god! Don't do that a comic! I bring you on stage. I the Mai it to gaiety,

been than some of us alive or getting the earth but I've, but he was just like he was a creep rights. I was like that's that's what a creepy dude is to do an aim names now, don't do it what if it's the same guy, it could be. What's the name of the guy, I can't first first initial, no bra on the camera. No no oh er put on me Oh no, no, no people are forensic with that. I made up, don't worry about it, folks You wanna hear some than that in a restaurant. The other day on this is it's not even gay? Okay, it's just disgusting, okay, a woman, nothing to do with gay. I don't even say why is gay than the

woman brought in a dog, a giant dog like a lab, right and she sat down to restaurant restaurant and the lab sat down next to her table, and I go with the fuck's going on, and the waitress told her me that she has an emotional needs dog. Oh yeah, yeah. You know about this. Absolutely Tom Tom got it yeah, yeah emotional, these dogma, and am I get it to take our will to promote it. Taken on the airplane, for get the fuck out of here. Wait a minute. So if you have an emotional needs, dog accept, if you get your dog and emotion, needs dying license, you could take their dog on an airplane for free for free for free, yes, for free for smart. Every airline has like a different policy, a mean you'd like what, if someone's massively allergic to dogs are sitting in front of you, I have a dog is dirty clown, like fucking dogs get on planes whereas, like this is a joke right like a fuck,

Basset Hound and to the point we're all like. What's going on like the same thing here and they were like it's, their fucking emotional needs dog, an emotional needs dog and I've seen I've seen a what's. It called an english bulldog. You know, I'm a big bulldog get on Sunday night most. Now that is credible. You couldn't imagine that it would be illegal in a restaurant out. That is so crazy. We especially one that has an outside patio. She wasn't even using the outside patio, really is done, Jerry, open ass, all just sitting there in the middle, the dining room here, not war. no mean the dog takes shits nobody's hosing his ass off before they bring him out in public and make it presentable he's just farting right in front of everybody, his lab man. It was a big golden lab, crazy, bitch yeah and I think, did you tweet

yeah. Yeah yeah is a notable yeah, yeah famous person, famous woman, funny ridiculous, broken bitch bring a fuck a dog that is so it's so rude to bring a big dog into a restaurant like that and act like your king shit and just sit there with the dog and pat it. Like the idea of emotional needs. Dog is so crazy. it's so crazy. The problem is that there are people that are absolutely devastating their pub pilot people that, if it wasn't for the dog they prize want to be alive, there is a lack of that. Nothing really applies to various yeah. Guess what you don't you to bring your dog? No fuckin restaurant doesn't matter, you don't get to bring a big do bid Harry Animal in a restaurant, and then someone touches something that your dog's butt touched and they get worms cuz. I usually get happened. You don't know if your dog has worms, you don't know what the fuck is going on there. Yet I really take care of that thing. How many check ups, you give your dog

Can't even talk. It's a no you're going to be that paranoid, though you're going to be more as paranoid just opening the door to get to the bathroom, not about paranoid have dogs. My own, you just don't bring your dogs near fuckin dinner table. It's that simple when you're you're out there in a restaurant. The dog is literally at the tail police face on the table. The persons and the dogs right here, she's touching it and then she's touching the table, she's rubbing the dog's hand and she's picking up the forks she's touch. I mean she's a dirty bitch. If she wants to do that, I don't do that at home. I don't allow my dogs to fucking fit right near the off my ice cream, cone. Well you're an idiot, that's a dumb thing. You probably have toxoplasma but you know if people want to do that at home. They choose to do that at home. That's one thing, but if you have that all around where other people eat inside a building. Its is a reason why everybody can't do it yet she just wants her dog with her yeah. Well, there's a reason why everybody can't do it, because this, if it was totally sanitary anybody

would be allowed to do it. We wouldn't even care. The reason why it's not allowed is cause it's unsanitary so dear, to put other peoples health concerns, behind your need to be with a fucking thing that loves you all. The time is incredibly selfish, yeah to bring that into a restaurant and know that you are violating the standard health procedures with a loophole and those health bees were put in place to make sure that people don't get sick, other people's dirty ass stinky. Don't what about what about when it's a service dog where you know the person needs it, but it's still a dirty it's a really there's a problem. It's it's makes more sense at least right, but it still that NATO that it still as well that I think they should take precautions and the people who work there is public clean up extra good anywhere around the animal. But if I get your a blind person yeah, I hear it makes sense to snub not that

just needy, crazy, California, it's California and crazy famous speed. But California is the first remember when I moved here and I was getting like post production jobs working in different places, right and staff people on staff from the post production supervisor to a producer, a writer to editors. They were fucking like eleven dogs right, the and I was like what's going on and it was like. You know: we bring our dogs to work and I was like I've never seen. anywhere where in every place I gotta gig? After that always had ten fucking dogs and their ugly? I mean people just bring their dogs work. Yeah, I used to bring my dog to news radio yeah, Frank Sinatra: the pit bull is to bring him to work, and I used to bring squeaky squeaky from my other pit. Bull used to bring her to fear fact: it's a health, it's California, yeah squeaky from creepy little bitch. I couldn't leave her at home with the other dogs. Oh really, she start some shit. What kind of dog was a pit bull said: bring her with me to work.

The cautious sweetie with people s, Israel, sweetie with people who love people she hated. The dogs, though She didn't like them because they would take attention away from her. She was a rescue dog, and that is a great thing rescuing dogs and then you get to save a dog from you know most likely being put down. But the bad thing about rescue dogs is When I got her, she was almost a year. She had been a really bad. The abused and so that that almost a year of her life. She had been treated like share and when I came along and treated her with love anybody that between that was like very dangerous to her, like another dog came in and try to get the love like she would snap like you, better, get the fuck away from my man. I she wanted only me to pet her like when I, she would come running with the other dogs should go let them and snap at them to get out of the way so that she could get pet. So back everybody else off, yeah she's, just gangster,

and were you able to never that at all? No, she killed my dog. She killed one of my dogs. Did she really? She actually killed. Two of them. Yeah, she killed one of the dogs and then she gonna fight with the mail and upon we're here to be put down. Oh my god, yeah she's crazy, though their crazy dogs, the problems it bulls is you're dealing with I'll people who get mad at me for saying this listen, nobody loves those dogs more than I do. I've had a few of them in my life and Frank was an amazing dog. He was a beautiful smart sweetheart with people with all my friends? was so kind whose angelic sweet loving dog, but he was hawaiian bore fighting dog like they use them to, hunt boars and those dogs were so animal aggressive because they were bred to go after, wars and hold onto them. There were so smart because a man they were really clever and it is really high pray drive and

of times and dogs high prey drive is also with high intelligence, like a lot of those dogs that get through, especially because nature of both dog fighting and using for animals for hunting and stuff, like that. You have to have like only the best while this crazy as strong as brave, is dogged breed, and that's all Like a strong bloodline, so the the problem is like their their bread to do you don't want to do, their bread to fight the bread did want to kill animals right. So it's even if you're really good at training them, which I was really good. At training dogs. I've been training dogs, my whole life, I'm pretty good at it. I mean I'm, not a professional. I'm not like you know guys to train dogs for shuts in, but I'm pretty good at getting a dog to explain what I want and I know not to be cruel to them and always give them love and when you get a new pop, spend more time with the big dog than you do with the puppy to let the big dog know that Little little dogs you're going to get more attention going to get more attention, I'm good at that shit, but they

they have a nature. They have a nature from thousands of years of breeding and it's really hard to to change. Really hydrogen the wiring right like. As you know a bit I mean certainly can develop dogs at a more aggressive because it promoted, but I did the opposite of promoting a try to discuss. Whenever possible and trying to encourage love whenever possible, enlightened and make him be sweeties, get again plenty about a big yardsticks, have plenty of room for them to run around and went on to be contained They want to fuck up other dogs, man go go to war, she fight to the death. You know yeah, it's crazy, but there's means she just slept in my bed, sweetest dog, ever she's, my baby. She would go on trips with me and she would sit right beside me and my car seat like if I drove some more and take it with me all the time I took her to work all the time she would sit right next to me, stupid. Face head out. The window are amazing. I love dogs, but tampering. Bring the restaurant you fuckin crazy cunt.

Dirty asshole out there, with my little kids are touching shit on my one side of the restaurant. There's a dog, the other sides of three year old, with a vulnerable immune system and your dirty stinky asshole. Do you bring your dog me yeah? No, I don't take my dog to restaurants, but I'm more concerned about just fucking restaurants, these waiters and with their dirty poop hands. that could ha. I mean I worked at restaurants, so I saw shit like oh that got pissed me off. I might take his hamburger. Patty put it against my balls and put it back on it. I saw that shit all the time. I've done it a few times. I've seen how dare you you should lie about that. Really it's been seven years is that statue of limitations, legal people put on their balls, did I do that I did this one where this guy Kepler, He said he wanted a medium rare steak, and so I

I'm a medium. It was perfect. He goes that's too wrong. I'm like do you even know what a medium rare steak is, so we brought it back medium and then he came is like. Oh, you overcooked it. I was like all right. You know anything so like when they gave us the Store back? I just it all over my asshole and and put it back on the plate. You Framatome, oh yeah, well, brine all of your asshole, what's your feel like. I think you lost there. The guy didn't even know I mean, while you had steak juice, all of your abs, hot steak on you. Yes, I did you're a problem. Didn't someone that seasoning kind of give it a little kick that steak suck. They know you can. It takes them with your ass off. You get around that everything. There is definitely a thing where you, when you're a waiter and in that the path to table, is treating you like it sure it's like you fuck you dude. I don't give a fuck that you non working at this restaurant. How you're talking to me right now and it's a yield there's that happens more than ever s white like when you complainant, restaurants, unless you're cool about it. You gotta watch the fuck out, because a lot of people do crazy

yeah. No doubt no doubt. I think that restaurants, like when I go, and I try to be like super nice to everybody, I'm super cognizant of that. You dont want to treat somebody like shit. It's about to handle your food. You got to be careful about that man. I've seen people do things. I worked at a restaurant, I saw a dude spit in someone's ice cream. Shake took a big hack, Alois and stuck it in there. Oh man is for no reason he just decided to be cute. He thought it was cute. He would try to be funny. I was working as a dishwasher and he was working as a cook and he would go and spit on the cheeseburgers and shit flip up that's about that man, what's this Jesus there was this restaurant I worked at and there was a band aid that was in the tomato basil soup and one of the waitresses brought it back, and it's like somebody put a band aid in the soup, and I just remember they never replaced the soup?

They just got her more soup. From the same thing that the band I was in, I was in this one place in Hawaii, and these people were trying to scam the waiter they were trying. and a scam the waiter, by saying that the waiter has to do something about how their bill, because the rice was too high, like first he brought the rice over. It was cold, then you bring it over and it's so hot it burns her mouth. I mean you guys got get it together here and like they were being like reviews in English Guy NEWS being loud and village, it was bad and so blatantly was almost like. He was doing like some undercover camera like showing how someone could scam a waiter So then the guy brings over the the the manager, the restaurant in our insists on speaking to the manager like he feels like like time. The manager gets her. The mages wants com everything down. Can we comp your meal, sir yeah yeah and they're working on trying to get the meal comps, but you could tell the manager knows this guy's full of shit, of course, so he like lets the guy talk out, but the guy was he

didn't even try to calm him down where the guy was talking like really loud in this restaurant. So it became a really strange thing where, like everybody was like paying attention to it, it was theater, but the manager, stayed comic, sir. What are you trying to do like? What would you like Well, I'm saying you guys have got to make amends here. This right. was cold and out so hot she burned or mouth like. I am burn, my mouth and he's, like, and you know you Didn'T- have one of the specials on the menu. I go to order it you're out Man in from London, if this happens in London, you know they do something about it and somebody's. What is suggesting sir, he goes. Bomb, suggesting that you, you know, take care of our bill or something along those lines and the Gaza I'm gonna happen Sarka hours a week and the absolute another waiter comes over and then they just hovering over this guy. While he pretends to like be outraged right about this race, trying to put together a scam, it just doesn't have any ammunition area, but they are there. one for it and has seen it countless times. Atomic helps so many times:

How many clubs, oh yeah, mark indignation and it's always like it's like a lingering group like people have left the show what's going on there? Why are they here? like mandatory. What is good about who you brought like you ate it, and I gave it up. It was bad, you ate it, I didn't say anything: then they all out of order a shit load to like they always order like three appetizer like they just go crazy and then, at the end they tell you I've seen a rest. I've seen a restaurant, a guy with a big party, those swimmer, terrible man, you're bad, like the ones you a nerve, this. This guy go man. I can't I mean you know, there's another problem too, that people do and that's when a bunch of people go out, no a bunch of people go out and one person gets stuck

paying the majority of the bill like a lot of people, don't chip in and then they start well what the fuck man and then then people start complaining. Well, this wasn't even any good I've seen that happen so many times where people don't pay their share, or they conveniently ignore the fact that the check has gone there and start getting up and grabbing their keys. They don't even act like they're gonna contribute right like I've. Seen that happen many times where people like one person, shells in like twenty and a while mom I'll put in forty, but mine, was only twenty and then there's like well, then he put in forty. Shit out put an eight people. Have I got the weird logic went I'm, not paying a bill that happens every night, gonna norms, you know all comics, like twenty comics, all sitting there you're like wait. A second. I gave forty bucks. Why did you know? That's not good all the time I've learned of this being where half the time our days I've done. I was reason where I was planning on. You know everyone chip in something like a really. I have to bust out credit card and pay yeah right

the amount more yeah that that can become a problem and it also become a problem if they expect you to pay like. If you pay a couple of times, you like you, have read, bound pay and then the start of order and omelettes and sheds hash browns and, like you, I wasn't going to get orange juice, but fucking red bands going to put a cat, my back's going to have nice water, but I'm pretty sure red man is going to pay I'll, get that steak and eggs yeah. I just throw down a twenty at that wait wait Disease in five dollars more than I should have bigger ears. Might you know you have to do that? You can see people do in that, if you're around long, especially comics, so opportunistic man, the strike in comic is one of the sleaziest. Most least trust where the animal in all of entertainment, because they, like part criminal, part artist, yet now all wrapped up together, like how many struggling comics do we know that our hair from being a criminal or their homeless. People they live in their cars. There is allowed in Hollywood hills. You always take Arusha, though, like I've been turned them, but to paste up by you every time

yeah, but that's more working together. We that's where women we worked together. I take care of everything. That's the deal that the real I'll, take care of all the hotel to call the meals Carroll, the It's the I think sways was to deal with it. It's not your job to be there with me. You know your job to do. Your show saw their time, all the other stuff during the day like that, takes away from the amount of money, that you make it a gig enough. You have to. About paying all your meals and paying for a hotel and paying for this or paying for that. That seems just like bullshit to me: and you're on the road. You know you're my guest treated. I have that's very nice. I have friends that I brought on the road Who assume that I'm in that position to well really didn't. I didn't bring yeah. You know I got you this week and then like they're, just like go out to eat they now and then the girl comes in, and you like, hey man, yours was fifty bucks. You really want to do. I don't have a three day: and what are they would you say

Yeah, I mean you know certain point you dislike. I am not going to make a blackened seen it unless it were like real significant. I'm just like our right man a day. So they just assume that you're gonna pay have had that happened for sure. That's Lerius force it doesn't seem like something would be normal. In fact, one of the reasons why I chose to do that from the get go is all the people that would complain about like being road with someone and how much money would cost right and we got to pay for all my meals so like at the end of day. I don't make any money and I'm like yea. You know why you don't make any money, because you can't even If you have at home eat out every meal right and there's no reason for that. I think you for guys doing well. Did you see about that guy? This is not a comic, but there's a guy. It was a video. It was a clip we played on my podcast on your mom's house of the guy who's, like

hands off my penis that guy that guy, my my dad so funny, though is that your hands off my people, this guy, if you look at this guy does, is, is doing exactly what we're talking about. He became famous for this in Australia, which, as he would go to five star meals, restaurants and then, when the bill came, he would just go. I don't have any money and they are like what any like. I just don't have any money like I'm. I don't have any money and most the time they didn't want to create scenes in these places, so he get thrown out. Sometimes he would figure heart attack and the car ambulance visit, so the priority was on getting him to like a hospital. He became like the most famous guy for doing this to the point we have multiple court appearances, unlike judges would, like you know that you're a disgrace to you know humanity in the way. This is such a

like I'm a terrible person, I know it's one of the funniest videos in the world. This is out of coming out of a restaurant, just the time that you just assured me that I could speak and in order showing any Raimundo watching man is is about Baracy man. I think he's fighting ass, the cops they headlong cap with a job like this. I got me on the painters before by what right, what is that eighteen may all popular Chinese. Alleging headway oh I see You know your attitude,

No, you Judy waiting Island Venus. it even farewell that guy was for the hundredth time. They all knew him that's what is going on there they're, like you're the same fucking asshole, what a crazy fucking but if you were in a restaurant pain the hours ago, it that would be takes advantage of the people being nice and the rules. Anyone else order, like extraordinary bottled, requires a gas suppliers and, of course, probably also runs red lights. It's not for me chest master here, she was he's dead, really What's his name that I die

yeah he's dying anytime? I don't made I'd, know three. I think his last anything was those deal. You see a deal using, I think so I may think he might have been. Mentally ill. Nowhere, Robert Hey, can you reminds me of Robert its to Sousa Ok D. S. U S a hungarian guy yeah in Australia, yeah that was his scent chinese mill, a suckling chinese mill, the pains, I think that's the man and Tommy are going to be on the road hold on a second, let's figure this out. No, that's not

Man, man, I'm coming up the wrong name, your wrong name, yeah! That's not him! What does it say on that video you just play Brian. I see a man. Australian man get your hands off my penis man, that's not the guy, not to Susa sure this is australian man. Here it is, I see the guy there. It just doesn't say in Indiana Videos on Youtube Ellis that I see I see the video on live leak item info, get your hands off my pay nice. So apparently he was a chess master. Paul do right, Paul Paul, Charles dose dubbed the rest.

front runner. He was a chess master check night, a former Jeff, dines, expensive restaurants and then pleads poverty has been convicted for the fifty fourth time. Freezing to pay for a meal can parks are all those that he was only forty eight there dumb the restaurant runner by local newspapers was fined hundred and eighty dollars on Monday for refusing to pay a fifty dollar bill at a chinese restaurant, the following day he die doubt her he dined out five star shared and Wentworth Hotel then told the staff that he could not pay the forty eight hour check whose fine tune rash that offence Wednesday and ordered to come and see the restaurant doses pleaded guilty, but the charter saying that he was in a state of inebriation,.

He was a hungarian master chess player and the leading junior drawing with portage exam- in between and out in their bracken wholesalers and nineteen. Fifty six while says that he sometimes he would eat drink say he was very ill asked for an ambulance be called out of concern. They would take him one night he was caught when the same ambulance driver picked him up different restaurant, that's so funny and he sometimes rented a luxurious apartment, paying advance, rent, hired, expensive furniture. I just rented that sold the furniture and then disappeared wow the other people who don't play by the rules. Man in this field there just fuckin crazy till I come I mean this guy easily could have been some sort of a sociopath could have been just completely nuts

though, that someone would be a chess master and now be something though be into doing. Can I get that night. I mean it really. If you can deal with the actual shame of being told that you're, you know, you're the link went you're, not paying. If you can that. You just got an amazing meal. You can never afford doing it over and over again it doesn't bother you in the slightest now yeah, you don't say that's fucking hilarious, the world's end. Oh yes, I mean Pub Crop Simon, Peggy Area Falcon, funny: movie delayed fuck you guys are ongoing. Gather tat was the best one, I like shot of the dead child. That was good. This was better. This was really fucking funny. It was really good and it was interesting. It's like I don't they too much and will give it away, but it's like two different movies. It's like you, watching one moving us in the movie changes sort of like a duck. Till dawn. the beginning of dust down like supersede. Like serious like that

thriller, and then it becomes wacky, zany vampire movie. I this is not white is extreme but very varied to two very distinctly different films and fucking great man. It's eight. I really enjoy the shit. I laughed out loud, like really hard a couple of times and in the theater. Yes, yes, it's where it's right now I laughed like relax like good stuff man like him, I, like the other guy to the big guy. Ah, the big guy is amazing. He steals the movie, the big guys to shit yeah. It was incredible. Man is incredible and they're, always together. Those two make a lot of movies together, right, they're, always doing stuff together, yeah they did Shanda Dead was the one they did with the It was like a hot first furs, yeah, that's when there was like the killer in TAT. I love that metabolic shot him. I don't want my pyramids yeah he's about mother Fucker, the cautious funny

funny I mean his sensibilities is really good at being funny for whatever reason, which when I put it on twitter and what is like? Don't you mean this? the end right like the same or similar South Rogan they'll correcting me like no fuck heads, and yet I want to see that our centre yeah. It looks good, are good things about that yeah. It looks good James Franco, yeah agents were never got a lot of cameos in that area, but one Craig Robinson that whole crew Jonah Hill, Michael Sarah, like all the guys that you ve seen in those movie separately, all make appearances So when a chess player crazy, mothers and we should put up a photo of Bobby Fisher he's not all my Gaza, crazy races to write anti semite like yea time and if so, what was said about his head a whole thing about, like he hated Jews, and then they found out that he

was actually part jewish, jewish, nor junior public. So he's trying to throw him off the tracks of like how TED Haggard we talk bad about gay people yeah, but he wasn't like he was the older. He got, I think the crazier Fisher Guy, He wasn't even subtle about it, man. He was very much like well Now I think, he's also an issue with a guy like Bobby Fisher that he's just so fucking, smart and so crazy, too smart for his own good If you're seals, videos Bryce, You pull this up were body Fisher would late multiple games of chess simultaneously, who in a room and they would playing and he would walk down the aisle and make his moves like sixteen, different tables tables. At the same time, then, just kind of playing them on his head at the same time is playing them all. He had, the games calculated up in his head run. Simultaneously, all he did, was chessmen for a clearer and hurts my dick. I feel it in my dick

to base it's too much. You work here is craziness when I see someone who just completely engulfed by something like that, that's just like some super master, that's completely engulfed in something like chess kind of freaks me out, yeah, it's scary! It freaks me out. I don't know where the I search for multiple chess Games Bobby fish? That's not it because you know you don't watch the actual game itself. You watch him walking into a room is he's playing all these games. At the same time, Great documentary about him doesn't leak did look on multiple, simultaneously programmes. I put Bobby Fisher, multiple chest e M, who like took him in and the anything it was like Iceland, or something I said, someone did. Somebody gave him yeah. Ok, Kasparov who pull up Kasparov. You could find him doing it. Kasparov

simultaneous chess game. There's Kasparov walking in a room is another super genius, and act like a gang of people here is crazy. Man does is walking down this huge table on all his genius. Is there note books and pencils and shit. There are studying each move and Kasparov walks, and, like literally within seconds, he's made a move? Look at this boom bitch, your dad you're foxed here fuck that what you gonna do here, you ain't gonna, do ship itch suck on that. What about this? Oh! You can go fuck yourself and how about oh bitch? Are you crazy? Oh, I see what you're doing Bam slam check me suck it wow. This is like dozens of people he's playing insane yeah and Caspar off with just you do this on a regular basis. It mean logical tables of people, the three the hue long tables of people and he looks over each

chess board, no more than fifteen seconds. He disliked. that oh, this is actually a long way at this one got a huge boner. getting hard fuck he's playing a guy, that's good! The guy must be good. Yeah look he's paused, he has to pause, he moved. Oh shit was a little kid right he's like not that good fuck face. Look at that killer. Hell are you I wonder if there is a limit, I wonder if he gets like a hundred tables in his fucking exports president, a certain amount of tables he could do. Is he just like it like? I don't play chess on chinese triggers, but like many looks at it does he is it like a man the equation almost to him. Is he really thinking it in his head or is it something that he can just look at the table and go or I see what's going on here is a guy. You know them at that level. Here has played thousands of chess games like that many thousands and knows the possibilities had his level is like he has played them here.

also done them himself like. I want to try this route, and that is like it's. A map to him you should be the angry all thing: Ngos I now this can go to do this yeah! I agree. It seems like there's a certain level that they get where they see. Things is completely differently only you and I would it's almost like Wait it out for him. He sees the possibilities play out there. Also games where their place three chess game. Simultaneously. It's like a separate board. Have you ever seen there I'll I've seen this. A much larger board, three, three different set of pieces are going out and at the same time yet again showed all of it is too much man style than of time. The world I would like to see chess masters first, is how much? They get like chart like how great you have to be like Kasparov at its best. How little

she was getting like. You can't be getting any well. We would like to think they don't get any. We would like to think as men who can't play chance to be like yeah being getting any pussy yeah. That would help us right yeah. I would feel better about that. Yeah I want him to think that he's waste more than me and he gets a lot of us. I think he, I think, I'm a guy, though, at that level, what he's doing his time to to indulge in into his interest of pussy is not that great. Why think is probably such a ban, motherfucker two. He probably can't even talk to regular people right if you were if he was gay and he had to fuck you the conversation he would have with you would be like Jesus Christ. We just shut up and suck it talking to you Tom, you don't know shit and I don't care about football. I have a hundred games going on right now in the basement, they're waiting for me suck my car. The biological functionaries I've got emptiness, maybe low right now. will. You know that was the story of Nikola Tesla, Nikola Tesla, allegedly

destroyed his sexuality. That was the other quote, and the idea was that he got so flabbergasted by a relationship that he was having whose it was emotionally taxing decided just his deck really yeah to shock it. I don't know. There is an ambiguous term that he used that he killed a sexuality. You don't think eyes like a throne Fisher connected with girls or allow your relegates asked. Maybe there s ideology, moves yeah, I'm tunnel beside him. He I need to find that quote good. It's a really weird quote, Is sexual desire yeah? He said he was a weird guy man, but that they are saying about Nikola Tesla man is that he was so fucking smart. You would have to be Cray,

to be that smart and when is really no way around it. Yet I think everybody all these guys fish of guys were they were what is it like? Em savants there they weren't you know you can have regular conversational tesla. Also had some strange quote about pulling signals from the you know he was receiving communication from other worlds and was getting some ideas from from other worlds. He had a really tsar mind, but thing about it is. You can't deny the effectiveness of its real weird when someone is an obvious, genuine one hundred percent bona fide super genius to the point where A guy like me can't even understand how this guy could come up with something. Patents mediates so many fuckin patents. So many different like

light and illumination based systems designed by Tesla, dynamic Electric Jeanne communicators. The first patterns issued is too Tesla and the? U S head. He just aid Did it amazing shitty developed alternating current before there was just direct, you couldn't a toaster and lag or car log and the same port He designed it designed alternate current, so that would work with different shit. Do you think that, like we are designed, so that it doesn't frustrate us how much smarter people like that are Agnes yeah, what the math thing that talking about, I think I think does it giant spectrum human beings. First of all- and I think that there's a reason why personalities vary so much. I think it's part of the whole machine that keeps society moving. It's like that. There has to be jokers and there have to be serious people and they have people that obsessive about things, and they have to be people who are lazy. There's had through. She will accept

shitty jobs and people that want the best of every in all ways of this insatiable desire to get the most expensive car and the most expensive wife there. Also like machines pushing entropy there almost machines, pushing momentum at cycle these various different very and personality from the full spectrum of incredibly lazy to insane the ambitious yeah. That's almost like that's an portent that at all mixed up together and acts like a machine. That's what I think I mean that it makes sense to me that everything that we see a natural, all behaviors natural, its behaviour, moves or honey bees or you know, cause these whatever it is behave year of animals as natural, including almost all the behavior, that human beings exhibit including materialism, and then it's Most like materialism is just another way that we can show our peacock feather. In our domination outside of actual physical contests and fighting, and that we feel fear this variable where a guide

does not have to be. Handsome does not have to be have great genetics, but if he's got a brilliant mine like a bill gates, character he could rise to the top and be like one of the sex. is catches? A woman could ever hope for peace. Supermodels would love to go bill gates? Oh my goodness, gates with single lets. You say bill gates of sale and just society. You know what I'm saying: is tat. The slight dick bill gates, Just went on a goddamn tear if he could get the hottest most perfect women and they would be flabbergasted were with bill gates just below. How do I want to be yours, honey, baby? I'm Catholics with important in pursuing what you're, so amazing, you're so kind to me just once a cottage and take cock and diamonds and just get dying everyday new diamonds and diamonds here and everything is made of diamonds or whole house can forget to. cal, pretty whips e government, the aiming in which sees us

Insurance policy lowered yeah, but that's that's part of like this whole evolutionary system. It's almost like it's designed way. It's designed as being another outlet, the even get the Laird Hamilton thing wages, slickest beautiful man is gigantic, or you know it could be Wasniack a little chubby guy with a billion dollars in the bank. Sure you know makes them quite attractive. Oh, my god, I'm so in a circuit. You know it's weird: it's these weird variations of what makes someone attractive, and these variations in personality disorder push push you now the whole machine homeland. Culture materialism also applies like what you, what your sense of self worth people get. You get things right up to make yourself feel to pump pump yourself up in a year. This is inexpensive thing. I got it. Therefore, people associate me with this thing: do tassel invent.

X rays and I'm investigating. Did you really national? That's your shit that's test There may have been the first person North America to accidently capture an x ray image when he tried to photograph mark TWAIN illuminated by an earlier type of gas discharge, tube the geyser tube in an ninety five, the only thing captured was an image in the image as the metal locking screw on the camera lends soon after much of since early research, hundreds of invention models plans, no, its laboratory ideas tools, photographs value to fifty thousand dollars was lost in the Fifth Avenue laboratory fire of eighteen. Ninety five, like laboratory in wink, wink yeah they came in towards that place. she was not created x rays. multiplayer games many times over for sure that's incredible, credible yeah. He had something to do with the invention of radio waves to Jesus man.

A radio. Rather, he I think he had the first radio controlled, remote, controlled car or a boat, etc. told boat, yeah, eighteen. Ninety eight Tesla demonstrated a remote controlled boat. Eighteen, eighty eight dude, I mean what the fuck in eighteen. He called it. Teller, automation and credit, It was in mass and square garden. He demonstrated his electric radio, rolled boat in mass square garden. That's what a big deal it was. The guy had a remote control boat and everybody Jeff That's so long ago to come up with that? It is an incredible incredible he'd he invent a lot of fuckin spaceship to those people he was also in love, the pigeon really using those pigeon

Get a special relationship with a pigeon like iron MIKE, I think it's different reincarnate, whose aren't like title ties and now I think his relationship with apparent the pigeon model more romantic, safe life lighted by the way when it did a flashlight, yeah, cleaner stuff in the pool He had a lot of weird shit with pigeons really at such a year, one to be down for yeah. I love that pigeon, as a man loves a woman and she loved me as long as I had her. There was a purpose to my life. S pre spelled out right there became a vegetarian later years, living on only milk, bread, honey and vegetable juices, or about bird feet. No bird feed and sad that's first, first pigeon he loves one. He bought injured pigeons back to his hotel room to nurse back to Hell. So he's basis,

kind of a crazy guy live in a hotel. He really couldn't like take care, himself. He was just a Duddy dude got some pigeons made a lot of shit on you. Look at a lot of cool shit. Listen there's! No need to be mean to each other, all right! This podcast basically over? If you love Tommy bonds, like I love Tommy bonds and you live in Toronto, tough shit sold out last facets actors very little turtles, really, a scimitar a handful, but it would be me Tommy, bonds and brow encounters Thursday night, and I just signed up to do the comedy and magic club next week the twenty seven and twenty Eightth big fun. I love MIKE. It's great guy owns that place most beach baby and then, after that, I'm at the Ontario Improv. It happening people trying to do a last stand up now, I'm really enjoying the shit out of it. Now that my tv shows do,

I, ideally a weight is lifted off my shoulders, a breath of fresh air under my wings like a butterfly yes or nice, Donovan's creative, liner, foot and exciting as can be awesome, I want to go with Brian. Next week we will have an that's right to Colombia. Lumps right up. The number one new gay spot on our delegation, air has landed, can be found working Tony Hinge, quivering, Christina Yathrib, their heels and then Christine, and I go to a bunch of like one night when she webs so they can find a day, a cigarette com, Tom Cigar S, e g. U r a dot com going everywhere, Nashville Birmingham Charlotte Atlanta, all over the world, itches all over the world worldwide tomorrow, Podcast Matt, full tron he'll, be in tomorrow the whole charge, and then Wednesday, Kathleen Madigan and then Thursday, we'll see you Fox north of the border right.

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