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#408 - Todd Glass

2013-10-29 | 🔗
Todd Glass is a stand-up comedian and also hosts his own podcast called "The Todd Glass Show"
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an old school comedian, meaning that I've known him for more than a decade or so he's been around for a long time, a very funny guy he's if you ever gone to an improv, Improv Jane. They have a thing they run the beginning of every show where they have a guy who says: listen: here's, the rules shut up laugh shut up, laugh, don't don't talk to me is don't Haeckel ennoble. I was just tried to shut up just shut up either. This is really funny rant, and so, if you never seen a stand up. You probably seen that if you ever gone to an improper uses, they played at all of them great guy and he's here right now, there's a gentleman, the one and only Mr Glass the job Rogan experience Forgit will displacing commercials later. Tar, glasses, there's no reason to get all crazy. It will just my have old school article
that's, not even old school. That's Newscorp! We're just started about this teacher that somewhere, which is from CAP City comic governors and one of the great american comic clubs like without a doubt one of the top three for clubs in our country. Now we're too about like places that have you known hearings of a little hard, it's too high, too low to know who is in here that my beautiful at some, I have worked so hard people always say like. Why did you have see broadcasts? I cut why you fuckin screaming all the time you scream on tv issue there- you can't hear anything. People are so loud like there's. Nothing like one of those environments itself, fuckin loud some we're talking before beginning to show. I have to talk about our came in here. The fuck, I'm saying you care even know it's hard to imagine. Ok. I know that every autumn talking hostile arising weekend, but
What I wanted to talk to you about is, I know that you had a hand in designing one of the other great comic clubs, the country you had a hand in designing helium didn't I did and you know what I give him a lot of credit I just saw that fake head out this aliens funding to turn to the other agony dope has now. I can hold a conversation that cat is making me. I am he's making me another thing: a zombie that guy's bad ass, oh by the way, so I should say hit my opinion means anything is only about a little off there. This is one one insult the other podcast, it's not something they care about. You know. Let me look at it that way, but, like this cool a studio. I've ever seen like you, took a lot of time creatively to make this a cool space, the brick wall, the Red curtains, the black, sealing the lights with them. Stars in the lava lamps, the rocks. It's late. Why fuckin right why I wanted to do something that make me comfortable like if that, if why don't we,
yeah. If you have an average, I'm very childish with what I like. You know like aliens and second bigfoot knew a werewolf in the further is a very childish, but I dont our farming and environment. That's not like me! If I'm clean, sterile environment, those be like, little bit hesitation, even if it's a fraction little something they keep what's it makes you want to keep it pc right or or not be so honest or what office environments, I think, ultimately, the Gaelic hypnotize people think just the idea that you're in an office all this, Nobody becomes something that not everybody puts this bullshit attitude. They are this this this weird way of behaving. No one swears. No one talks about sex. No, you know knives wellspring of religion. Politics must like everything supposed like super fake. When you deal with customers superfluous, no personality and really ultimately make it like super predictable for the person you talkin to you, go too far.
A very strict pattern of thinking and behave, you're a gentleman at best in doing business will yeah? That's why? Even when I see managers offices, I won't say whom, but like this is your way to express yourself creatively which people than like my walk into a managers offers, and he gets it creatively, and I dont know in that well, some points for that. This guy gets it right. This manager could have anything. He won't tell you. It looked like hurts yeah we still behind his back, go what this is, what he pointed like this is like, if you had the fog it look at me, I work it hurts look at my office. He goes I want that, look the story is available in store. Ok did sort of people just don't give a fuck that right it's something they don't put in writing zeal to analyze. Most of all, I'm worried about when you learn story was horrible. Remember what the story is. That's what I'm out. I swear to God. I swear that's how I get lost while anomaly just talk about wherever I did. We have book
What do you know why you have to worry? We'll always refresh you and let you know what we're talking about and ever conversation were ready raise, high persons that we saw professional light comes to be, and I were excellent at the door my question which undermine helium? Actually we're talking. Now you having a say in the design, because somebody told me like before I ever worked there. It's like the best club in the country. They were like displaced, perfect, so everything you want to club low ceilings. People are packed in tight, a great neighbourhood, it's really cool neighbourhood is lot other bars jazz clubs and, like dissolve funky shit in that area, and that club is just perfectly sat up and then they told me you had a hand in designing it. Your mark, call me, and here through Louis Leir, somebody from Minneapolis an end said your opening up a club, and now you know- guy from Acme yeah he's zones well back to backtrack, a little which I thought was called Mark even knew to do. I go Did you know to call loosely? He also called him and Louis base.
They taught him out around the clock while Acme's another example. I've never worked at acme, but I was there recently. I was hanging out with Orange Barker. He was worded in there. It's a fucking amazing play. It is it's perfect. All comedians, like Silver March, did the guy who open appeal. Michael how'd, you know to pick him up ahead. You know acme use. I went to a comedy, festival, as a non club own or just a guy thinks he wants to open up a club, and he has reconvening what's your favorite club was negotiated. Acme allotted is that sounds like a guide. Wanna talk to yeah. I got that brilliant goes just common sense, eagerly evidence every
most Villon, have it. We were talking about Cobb's day and I love Cobb's causes San Francisco. I started at the old cars which is really tiny place, no mention Cobb's to me. It was until he could get you down. There's people, no matter what you don't know. Maybe I can mention around we. Then you have to ask them why and then it becomes about them. That's really what you guys are annoying, that's exactly what it is determined and something about them does not do what you're about to say. That's do a separate air, but our links with the look like I think was recalled that I counted every seat in room. Two hundred and eighty nine seats formats. A hundred seventy see rumours. Do you intend to guide those guys are the worst, those guys again robbed everywhere they go and I'm not going
people haven't been rounded for legitimate? It's when it had, obviously that come on in every story, these people, so whether you have somebody stories like TAT glass hasn't been ripped off. Why have you didn't know what the fuck is going on, that you keep getting ripped, no hurry. Imagine ovine abandon spots are whether certain areas that had to be at least two thousand people that gives me a czech eighty bucks fuck that shit this certain guys it just have an animosity towards club owners deserve almost like a natural animosity because of the fact that the beginning didn't want to have anything to do with you. You are elected, rejected girl. You know that isn't mature, yet you now get real emotional about a very upset and then when the guy comes round like where the fuck were you- and I was eighteen- you people get crazy I think comedians get their way to when they have them in the beginning, their fuckin terrible's. Nobody wants to use you, you can't work anywhere near slowly, leg, work your way into a position or summons, actually willing to pay you too,
their customers. Here you talk and that's a real, kind of a special relationship in the beginning. Part is so bad that we develop this you're sort of contentious relationship, sometimes with lab owners, I think that's like really ridiculous, I think, you're right. I think you're right leg, can cause I'm overly paranoid. We're not in that certain people haven't legitimately. Been ripped off shore, then, when that happens, that sucks, what we say and like a lot of animosity comes from exactly what you just said. It's like you. Maybe you were better than me maybe this may be that maybe you know but they're they're, not all bad people, while not a good one. I took me a while to get the respect of the people that I came up with in Boston, like the clubs in Boston, I was headlines on the road before I was headlines back in Boston again because they saw me when I was terrible. I mean it,
what they saw me as an open microbes. I should never been allowed to go on stage so once when you see someone just fuckin stinking up hard core for like you, a year or two in the beginning of their career, its is it makes sense that you wouldn't want. Like five years later, you like see man, I'm not buying it. There's gotta be so terrible. You know I saw many was an open maker we're comedian sort of says that they have to like leave your town and get success elsewhere, and then they respect it and recognize it, but if they see when you suck their mind you suck like Peter hard for people to adapt it worse, that we was at the latics to was fighting. It works that way, those guys that believe that this guy can't beat them, there's no way that guy could beat me Miley. I just beat you like: it's craziness we're thinking, but they know back when the guy sucked and they it refused to admit that people can figure things out that people can improve yeah Ivan. That happened, but I try not to lag I'll, think I'll figure somebody's where thought about them.
In summary, I mean wanted to do middle in Philadelphia, and I and I really think Are you probably don't we have I take the time only whom I got stuck in this mindset, but at least I got out of it. I love that aim in mind. That is about don't fuckin, find it everything. You know it. You don't answer sure he might again be. You know it without a visa issue. They somebody then, has to be learned from Phil. I work with hard and fairly wasn't just say my name Gimme a plug people too damn sensitive about, people's assessments of them of zones. Those assessments are polite. Shouldn't take it's a fucking. Personally, you can learn from those things community wants you, don't I am glad that I just luckily wasn't stupid because he goes. I could have easily been offended. Early in my career, he goes were hung out. The day and then he goes. He said this affection, I remember as a twenty three, maybe twenty four years here's funny hang out here. What are you doing
I knew he was spoken right when he knew I can handle it. Some years, that's what you want to be doing, but I remember thing, and I could have you been with full turco- that's my story. You know my story could have been than this. Fuckin idiot tells me forty all stage, but I'm not fuck you. I was doing better than you every night when she might have been he was man but whatever he was honest with me, random Instead, the story is thank you yeah. I appreciate it. He said that it made me consciously try to change that. There was a. I did said something to me when we were both start now together. We have been both doing it about six months and I was still like. I still have my foot in another world I was still teaching martial arts and are still competing, and I was really confused and he said to me because you know who's been Dick totally being the deck Yossi start off. Pretty funny man are, you are you lost promise seem to be and I didn't argue with them- that was the weird private I didn't like fucking bitch. You know there was
like you lost momentum, and I was like why and I didn't argue with them. That was the weird private I didn't like fucking bitch. You know there was none of that. I swear wow I gotta agree with you, like I'm now, really paying attention a comic, an open micro that I worked with, that we know we would all sort of competitive young guys and he's gonna try to big have some camaraderie, but there was always glad we're all young we're retarded. We need not communicate with each other. We didn't be honest and express ourselves and we're insecurity, fuck we're trying to be standard comedians, most insecure world, probably in showbiz as he created all yourself said on. That was totally true and I remember it stone for sure, but it aid may make a clear decision to tissues and in the other world to completely removing I quit my job just get get jobs like paying for things just because, as well One thing is one guy said that it helped me a lot
I could say like that he has been a dick when he's doing it. I m sure he was sure he's gonna hurt my feelings, but he was right, and because he was right there was really beneficial. It was real, important, and I The important like for me as a comedian first of all, to be aware that that this has to apply this way, although it's like very difficult to do so, emotionally is very difficult to accept criticisms very difficult to see. People see yourself as other people see, but it's so fuckin important If you can't do that, like ear you you're gonna, you gonna never continue to grow, you gonna hit her arrest spot and then then in tailspin, then that's it. Here you see that alot fouquet a dome, It's funny people too, that's what's yeah, shame like it's all you, the money, but they get caught in this sum goes wrong or like in it like. We said before the ones that
member comedians that had fuck this business attitudes. I'm not kidding like now presented sea like them in doing comedy along tumbling eight years into the business right fuck this pocket busy rightly decided is or two years in our member comedian. Having a joke, I gave you say: really so silly that may well that's the same thing. It's like a rejected boy or rejected girl rejected young person. I so it doesnt have emotional maturity and they get angry. That's really what it is like that Jackson sometimes is the best fuckin thing that can ever happened to it might feel like shit. But you'll figure that out because of it you either going to quit. Are you going to figure it out? You gonna have a new inspiration to do so that you know what I would never want to club. When I learned about club owners I realize I'm not changing similar regions are not at all you right, I'm going. I know exactly because I do make fun of the bad clubs
Do I spend a lot of time making fun of the big clubs and they should be made fun of some of them are fucking their horrible, but right now, who defend the good clubs. I wouldn't want to own a good club. You know why merging the Falcon whacker doodle comedians hearkened, bothering them in getting mad at them unnecessarily like you know, not all of them, but I wasn't. I was I member, thank God, and I did a lot wrong. But I always knew that like I, I forget. I completely we're sorry clubs and like getting along with clubs. You may never not adding landowners who never get over the years. When a club wouldn't use me, you know what our at all like this when they told the story- and I can think of a specific club. That said this, I wasn't what they wanted. They said you know he was nice and needs staff like them, because it is not my thing, but he tried to point out that I a decent guy and you know what I accepted it
I remember a summons like sulky. Am I gonna know he's a ride. He can't love every comedian, but it Lisi retold. That's not the story could it all I could have been legally. I get have been that same story could have been, even though the guy did it right and tried to. I could have been less fuck him. You. Nobody tells my manager, the staff flight, do the footsteps. Opposed to me. You not only like single ingredient around negative down earlier. So it was so, and there was a few clubs over the years that would hire me and guess what some do now and I see it. You don't wanna be that, in fact our club there will now they want you. So what he's gonna teach Eliza love the fact that they exist me. One of the best things about being a comedian is the ability to work and clubs. I do some larger spots now and I break he'll do like the ice housing that duty. I saw some war Wednesday night we want a hundred. Fifty people are hundred ninety push on with that, like an amazing to magical room. Magical it's time
the ice houses dark in its got fifty fucking years of laughs burned into it. You know me that's luxuriate, that place. If, if an area or space killing code, a memory can somehow another capture a memory. I give you good. My dad went to Gettysburg, Nay said when he was there. He felt sad. He said really was overwhelming feeling of sadness because it was really hard to describe peace. The fairy so whew kind of guy and when he said at about caddies brings an architect, and I said that about Gettysburg. She was like something about and adjusted does she could feel it in the air. I really leaves out. I believe, a club like the last stop in Houston. Give work, that's thought that place all year. A place, you walked in use. You felt it in your fingers, you like well, hasn't lands on fire Mark Bab. It is the reason that club, you study nation and I love limited.
The honor wish anybody ill and wish anybody ever I don't care what they do. I do not wish anybody'll, but I do wish to your empire would fall apart does mean anyone be sick or homeless, but your I do wish your empire would fall apart like it did not realising more Babbitt was why you they never knew that he has the sole of that place. So when he left it went down hill and they have no idea to this day. Do you think they have the intelligence to go? What happened there we made a huge mistake: wait a manager who fuckin basically gave that you know No, how important was fired em in the business slowly those now they're just tone some others. Bullshit story was there a matter of. I don't know there was some sort of a legal matter. I want to mention what might or might not have happened. Could honestly I've just rumours. That is what I heard from fuckin. Ralphie Myers knew that fuck. I totally tat. He was, you know, a guy who really love comedy and that's a historic fucking.
Bob and Bill Hicks Recorder, didn't Billings Stanhope, specials, sane man. I think I'm not sure, but I know that one of his early Sri Lanka said sure, but I wasn't path. I think it was there and that's that used to be where the heat the annex was. You know where- Kennison started out and Hicks sorted out like you'd. Talking to that last. Stop in river oaks, where there was two laptops was one and then they moved it when they move that that's one thing start again squarely with. The original one you'd want into their place and you would feel the fucking energy that has been pumped up in that room like these people, like years. There's a fucking hysterical land there like impregnates the walls you you wanna, hear new place, didn't have that you want to hear what you're talking about, but someone took advantage of this and works it for them when they sell homes. I swear to. God knows what a girl told me: it goes back to exact well we're talking about. She was you want to know my line. I say when I'm so in someone's a sound summer house, she was, I say,
had souls. I don't you feel it. This is a good one and she is most. People are especially if they like the house, she's Fulla Shit, she's, lying she's just about every handles such a headline that people there I don't have a good soul, but but she's working on something that does exist as we're talking about, because I agree: there's no, those laughter. It's not just in our head. That's somethin there, that's some energy when a room has had that much. You know No doubt that much soul, I don't mean it sounds like horse sense, but a sure any reasonable scientists would tell us a torture, but maybe maybe it. Does for us symbolically. Because you know what that like. When I walk into the punchline Atlanta, Jesus Christ mean that place has been around for ever. It's a fucking masterfully bill club, another one, perfect, comedy club and use. Those pictures. The wallet Richard Jenny when it was like thirty,
while these fuckin head shod silly all these old old head chance anxieties in Nashville. You do that place. I look all you can do is look at those pictures. Every night and find something new to the figure at that time I know, You're tired, I read, look at them. I looked at them any of those clubs. I know there's a brief. Club, you tell him it's not helium, because they don't haven't been opened his right, but its those thirty five year old, thirty five year old clubs and year, your clothes yeah, those holes I'm saying I remember the person. I thought I look up at the war- anybody that had a gimmick. I thought they were gonna, be really successful. Like one I was The coach you narrow whistle when I was Thinkin eyesight nineteen, I believe fuck. I wish I were such ass. I get it blows the whistle and a coach god dammit that I was always so jealous of those and then they turn out to be doing comedy. You know what I was merely jealous of the due to have liked, though the big full page ads and that comedy guide. Remember the comedy guide. I
do the comedy guide was this? Was an industry comedy guy that would come Alec every year, like all the managers would have it and they would. These committees will take these giant full page ads and show like what Knacker conference you know they perform dad and perform because they had like this. Professionally done, photography and shit like that, I'll comedians got the word. About the necessary market, at least have to buy time in the industry guide and then put together. Some the age s tape and send it out the cards. Did you ever a comedy card. No never have we had a card wants to promote a website that I put out to promote my website. You there's too that there was never one for arc. You again I'm appearing in this town leg with pointing to the right and the pigs. Someone told me. What am I come to you? Someone told me that I'm gonna might
record, is this and then I'll tell you what somebody told me George currents, but at least I wish I could say, never had a card, but I'm I have to say if I'm gonna be Two percent honest. I had one for like a month and then like the smell of it, so I got rid of it. Does I know years ago, toddlers comedian? I think I saw some other community with a car? To my I should have cards and then I go rhythm. So now I'm glad because someone said somebody at the egg, call him was talking about cards, backstage comedy magic club and basically said he was Keyser Communion, doesn't have often cod. And then the comedian that had the cord sort of fellow you took them very quickly over the trappers because he had just gotten cards yeah There was a thing about Headshot back in Boston. Anybody was any good. Had a shitty headshot, didn't you fuck about the headshot.
Very right and see that soon that same path, they would talk about a leg of you hire photographer to do your headshot, you fuckin suck on things like that, Just such an unspoken are the exception. Yes, but no, mostly that such agree what they something that makes you. Why take a picture of yourself and be our sexually working methods are overdue. She images in translating the comedy now I'm gonna get hammered out. Like remember, Kevin Knox had like a really zany TED job word for him, because that was like his act. Accuser, a wild, their Jeddah guy? What if I got, talk about how bad that is- and I agree with you, but then you guys pull online. A picture of me with my picture of you that, with the shoe you I was, I value is a phone. Nobody did there, then no, it was really the verse veto. My favorite is guys who do characters and they have like multiple characters and they had shots.
Is the hillbilly this is doctor. Does anyone need still do the old? No man? I know no, some almost on the park ass. I I don't know who to credit for this, but they were Are we about? How are you I would now you guys remember about the genre of prop com he's gone character, removed it you can't be. Rob guy anymore, but when we were I doubt that was an option? It was like prop guys, there's a regular stand up common extras, dirty guys. It was prop guys the promptly exist anymore, you never see the proper anymore Karen, essentially just dumb the market so thoroughly that everybody else abandoned let me say this if somebody out there was willing. This is a real offer. Like the city had money, they think it's a good idea and then I give up. I will give them forty percent of all my income. If somebody goes, I will pay for it Todd. We build him, a great back late. We hire writers and its though its regularly- and
I promise I will go tour with it. I have some was willing to put money into like producing, though you we're gonna higher we're gonna build this. It's gonna, be a troika tuna go and you're gonna do it, but put money into somebody out there, promoter half creator promoter. Thanks fucking do that you would not only be prevented record, but we will talk about. You would actually be the perfect guy to put together, like a fake, prop act like a prop act as modest try and ass you like, but no disrespecting IRA, the respective known as it would be just like the opposite of it. Late there'd be like these weird, like you just make it shity the way you know what to do. If you're going to make fun of a comedian until about two
jokes, Ella, punchline out! It's you not disrespecting comedy right. You do shitty common right, as that is what you would do. You'd be disrespecting a shitty proper. Yes, and it would be this almost a mark of a project that didn't put a lot of time. It is probably a tape. You know these appalling things out there. Obviously, and not. Even the use that used to be tape together shows the crowd. There was a few guys that we're like combination they would, I have a few products and they would do comments. Do member Dennis Madeleine, he lay Schulz Demur, Lazarus, Crazy, Lenny Christ. He would He would pick up a fuckin smoky. The bare ok had a smoking to bear doll. Only you can prevent forest fires, they go fuck you and posted there, Oh ridiculous. We would not have to bear like through the crowd like fuck, you put peaches,
completely silly does not only on a does. A prop back are used with little Hobo wireless happy. That's a little different, though that is another level. That's the other level. That's the puppet master Guy, a pub is another vondra that kind of Jeff Dunham is pretty much dominated now mean this is still a few other guys like this, the guy of fate, or was his name Vader Terry Phaedr Terry, fade earlier, a big one in Vegas as well, and that's the star, like many young guns out there with a fuckin ticket out of these guys that Iraq in their language, I see no heed the visual they had just instantly. I just picture the comedy club. I was just how do we go? What are they it's a guy who would workable and stayed seriously and you put your hand up and made the fake poppies were badly of all time. Best of all time, in my opinion, is ATO and George, the best of all time. I worked with
Are we did a gang gigs in danger? builds in New York we did prom shows. Which relations the ever done. The prom show lived. I've done no one or two when they have him in New York City, where they just keep following the people into the club. Think they get these kids from high schools and they know not bring the men and they don't in the show they take. To do new material every time and they do or they tell you not to do new material it. So I tell you the same material every time so that they would realise at the show, is over because they never clean the place out. They just kept packing kids in their vital every fire, color in existence and wood would go on to five o clock. In the morning I mean you start work in an eighth night and you would do shows until five o clock in the morning. They just keep rotating the line. I would leave and it would be light out. It was man this, but like a young comic. It's pretty goods like seventy five bucks, a sad or something like that. You pack and although sets together to it was it was a good Chicago money for four comedians. So a lot of us did it
and honour when I did than we did. I topical you. I never got to work within that much I'll to seem like three times live sirens. Burgess punching a you know it's nice. When you go to see someone like that, people around you like are in same as much as you do like a ton of people in really fuckin enjoyment, then I feel it there's like people like me. They go it's fucking I can't handle. I won't be around those people and I we were the last time. I saw him the couple next to me, husband and wife, and they were We I we distorted punching each other and we're glad we had some on the punch, you know and the people, thus was shorter. The same way. Everyone else was loving it, but we were definitely going. I'm gonna die. You know it was just shows it is with a comedy festival and he was saying how desperate overcome Many when I understood I feel you never saw my whole life when he'd when he goes something happens and then to George
Yet it mixed up right now, I'm talking about oh and George Otto would say elites ass, the woman in the crowd lay hey how warrior and then he Papa would Markham could air travel is early Sheeta. You shitting me, that's what you failure. He stopped a joke, you, oh yes, I would like to see a puppet really dig into human beings. I'd never see that. For me that was fucking. Unbelievable! We used to have a fucking thing was work. It was Kennedy, get shot in the head and so the puppets Ed wood flip back like a flock of scalp Wyndham egos, and I want to figure out how to put a brain in There- maybe square blood out of it.
He was so funny and people get mad, they would go. I see lips move in pity, untried than his lips and like what he is now understanding these dealing. Guess what that has to be certify ably note? Note no bullshit a problem of the mental, the mental this it's a fucking puppet. Of course his lips are moving, does pay attention what he's doing, but that someone there there was taken ever face. While there was lighted and hard to get past the lips, I saw his lips moving as others out of duration is he still doing club daily eyes a maniac basis? crazy. Otto so he's a fucking Larry's. What was a picture of me? You're gonna prop. What was it you in a bag, Oh, did somebody delays to Dupe
I just did they photoshop. What looks like it was a red carpet event you from an american beauty, arson like them. Wonder if I wonder this hope for the what were they com Puppet act, That could be fact with you now Duncan did it, but he only did a just one bit the wonder yeah I mean it feel I feel like that's a genre that could be fact with you now. Donkey did it, but he only did a free one bed, which it's hilarious. Little Hobo little Hoboes is evil puppet show. This grand for any does is one bear these fuckin genius, but is not a lot like young guys. Gonna club is very rarely see a young guy. That's puppet act. Yeah yeah, I don't care. What is anything else were not big.
Willie Tyler Lester. He was another famous. How I know I mean that you don't think of any another type, a comedy allow any silent. When I think of someone doing it, I think if somebody as may be marking it that's what? But what about not mark it could somebody come back and make it. It was just that good and they right. Why cannot be good banter between the public and the private sector and the boy is with ATO? Well, but that's what I'm saying but words I am guys he's got some jokes where he goes back and forth with the public, I confirm it. Then they lead to me as always amazing, but I know that the the cliche stuff it's Leon, I evaluate, I think you have done and does it like more like family friendly tries intentionally disorder, is our good psychic doesn't exist where I mean, like comedian, psychics, I've, never even heard of one I've heard of a comedy hypnotists Juve agenda that never, I meant even opinion on that, though it works. It definitely works,
common hypnotism is ahead area. Ok, here's what I'm sort of not the ear, the all knowing but united You probably broke it down without even getting in detail. You probably shredded the fuck out of any. So I think you probably know the right answer. So I'm glad because here's what my problem with as if it was fake thought now I can't explain it, but here's what I used to say. I can't explain it. I dont, but here's the one thing: if its fake, How come you never do those audience, members on stage break, never never so are they in some hip what's happening? If he can tell, they can tell a good guy whether someone's underneath and some people just can't hypnotize, I think, there's really some people that have brings that are easier to hack agree. I think you just get anyone I'll tell you this for a fact, because I worked with a guy named Frank. Santos too, are rated hypnotist. I work with them. Many many many many many times back in the Boston days when I was an open mind and I was a hot
two percent skeptical, the first time I saw it. I like this. Bullshit he's keyboard is vague in it. Then, when you watch a guy actually come and his pants and you watch people do things that it he's telling them to do. Then you realize all wait a minute, I'm a control freak. You would never work on me, but it works some people some people, especially in the in that context. It actually might work better because there for this and they get on stage and is a bright light and guy just knows how to lock you and tell you what to do today, which do you gonna, breathe you gonna, breathing on account of five, you gonna just go. You gonna go to sleep, lacks almost nobody, one, two three four five and he would touch these and they would fucking collaboratively for me. I just feel it I know I'm just ride in three seconds ago. Someone is counting down, let your shoulders down just so, but he was a real hypnotist first and then he got into common hypnotists. Let let me ask you this and some it knows a lot about. This might even say: well no time, that's not hypnotism, but what even? If it's, this look, they get laughs, and
the average personally get lamps. If how's it feel to get. It feels unpacking believable. So let's say even if the naysayers said try to answer the question this way. I still my Newgate its hypnotism, but what of the naysayers said, other just getting laughed and when people get those table if they get comfortable, so they get let their guard them because everything they do is getting a laugh, they're, getting a laugh cause, there's a professional they're, making it happen, so maybe they get more comfortable more comfortable, so the more weirdness is thrown out of their cutting the laugh. It feels good and they go to the years. I'll take him somewhere as if through laughter their duty giving them somewhere to do some shit there not doing in their normal lives yeah. I do. I dont know what the conscious logo, Termination of the person is actually doing this. And see whether dawn to other one see something does not even there. I don't. I don't understand that because one of em he did He said he was. He had a we're, we're talking in reversing Jackson
hey it's a! U about to make love to Madonna Madonna's on the ground. She's naked you're up over you, gonna make love to Madonna, and this guy starts fucking. I mean he starts fucking and the crowd we're? How is its stitches stitches comedy? in Boston this. Just to the second stitches. There's one those attached to the paradise was this old school places, the first post that ever performed an open mic night that place when under and They opened up a new place and this was at the new place guy came in his pants, come on his pants. Like me, I going to look at, but I mean it was pretty obvious. The guy came his pants and he was embarrassed and everyone was laughin and he didn't know what the fuck there were laughing at. He gone. He was in a weird other place and when he snapped him out of it, you could tell the guy. Is. I dont think that their that good of an egg
I think that you are sceptical because it wouldn't work on you at all and I don't think it would work on meter, but think about some of this shit that people are willing to do think about cults. Think about people jobs. In calls that they think about people. We did some some guy lives in Siberia is Jesus, so they're gonna set up these huts and live up there with Jesus Christ, Jesus back any lives in Siberia. You have to be like, doesn't have to be weak, really wrong with your brain feed, except that I think people brains are given just like people's dicks or different. That's what I think I think people, you can just tell them what to do and they'll just lock to it and just do it yeah, because if you will, we know that, like the first part of what you said is true, as has happened in the past people, fire hold so like sort of that light light light light as someone just doing that for an hour late. We'll do that. Why don't you just go? You know, there's people yeah, there's a lot of you
like I always some. I reserve forget that I'm. I really believe you think that you are thinking of me yeah the enemy. You can't think EU because you have an extraordinary job. It's very very unusual amount of people. The come in contact with share your ideas with your on stage all the time. This, like your gear, four level with humans is different than the average persons comfort level could experience humans in this really stream state a state over stand of common club, so it's it's real hard to just couldn't hypnotize a guy like you, but there's some p, out there that have nine volt brains and Everybody else is of a much those lithium ions ease Tesla, not this mother fucker. He's nine Niver brain just like God, give some men to inch penises. This guy has a nine volt brain, and that is why he's got you Know- and I say this from murdering- whose voice
acutely aware how smart I am or how lack of smart. I am you put a math in front of me. I start fuckin drooling, I'm an idiot. Bad. When comes to math, like I'm shockingly bad. We this is his shit. I'm not good at even slightly, but. I know that it's confused, you know I mean, could it lit able to know where you're you're right. I got what you're saying: So why not theirs different levels and other people that are way smarter than me. I just know it of men. We could mathematically. I feel like I've, Horrible Mass to write- and I know I didn't choose that yeah- that so using there might be people that get the math thing but then socially or light, given these nine- Both batteries nets. You think it's not changeable. I think it is. I think, if I had interested in mathematics, but what I'm saying is I don't and because I don't I don't have any knowledge of it, so Billy DOM when it comes to that subject: it's not something I've ever pursued so because of that. I completely lack any comprehension of
really advanced, calculus and isolate just physics, guys. I have knowledge of what that is its because when I was a kid I associated it very early with something incredibly boring and because did that I just never put any effort into whatsoever, wasn't rewarding to me. I think that's what yes, that's what makes things You should have a comprehensive knowledge how to count and divide and all those things the absolutely but doesnt appeal to everybody and to make it like you or me guide me chase. After all, really complex math. It's not really beneficial because its now Can I do anything more than let us know that we don't really like math, especially in this day and age, because there's not a mile. There's a finite amount of time to learn things when you're in high school fanatic. Our in college and fundamental time when you have a job, like a small amount. So cut out all the shit you're, not really that interested in this working calculators. Others, Mr Renaissance man, when it comes to knowledge, is accountable,
Putting those numbers get it done. It's really easy, even how bored I dont or be a mask. I am so bad at Mount now granted. This looks Saturn. This looks out. This is gonna tell sadder than it is, but it is a true story, so at all to do with math and how bad I am And I have to tell you that I, like Bubbletop, there's a reason sat on the high, but our Bible they pop pop stunner, that's comes it. Is it's a baseball, taping pupil, apiece out, you can make ten feet long. It's it's all I gonna it's late. But all of your about with its eye on big long piece of gum, and then you pull it out its gum, Yankee, chew, gun about level Ok, it's hard are most people listening or probably they'll. Do now, ok, unladen! That's my that's! It get me a nice way of me going. Everyone knows what you think. I could be wrong. I bet you're right of the Manila, so
so anyway, so I am on the plane and I'm horrible numbers- and I have like this. I have a cheque book and opening it up. You know Kelly was my fingers, I'm figuring somebody I am also. Then I take a peaceable taken. I at the same time, and then I there's a guy my breath and I look at my oh, my god, I thought and instantly what he had just sanely now a man? My age carry with his fingers, the bubble tape. There's no way think that I have any amount of success. We have to think other poor guy good for him on a plane and one of those known I swear, we write a loss, very archaic, but I don't know where its value. They did that's eccentric, though, to eat. So I urge a childish son of candy that we have laid categorize like this. Can you for children?
I give the God forbid and I dont so don't worry about. Judging me, those big lollipop you can get now. What? If you really like that, you gave me the full grown ago, eating move. I think you should be doing the fuck. You want knickers. Only. I think it's so stupid. Can I tell you, I wish you like those lollipops, now tell you. Why did you ever see anyone gave you shit? I would love to see. What's the matter you I like these lollipops lose, you would address it. Lollipop industry would love you. Basically, it's nice show Rogan. Do they give him shit about it in a big lollipop? He tells them. We go from single handedly, bringing back the Fanny Pact, our glass, you go, handedly aware it everywhere. I, where every time I go on the rope, your point to invoke it to forget tat, go yeah. We're unafraid spoken, easy, it's easy to travel with. You know it love it I know of Oliver, where one, but I've said this a million times. Why can't to Fanny Pact be called aware? It is I know I have shit learn alone might just with where to put part lullaby.
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listen, stop at stop it. You confusing everything yeah, I think, like lollipops, like anything else man but of the fuck you like this. We are here for a long time. If you like somethin just say like say why you like it and when I Why sales bring back the fanny back in our people? Photos jokingly, really never stopped wearing one. What's your hardware to build constantly marked man like care, it's a fucking its! I think it's insane, but we're backpack unknown gives a shit, but everywhere a path here all descended something. That's funny like that there's nothing in the years to think you're right. Here's the problem appears the problem, which I know you're right. Not only do I know you're right, but the gear comes. There's the input I've set it over the last year so many times, especially via. If you have a pipe key not only to have my phone if a god damn it, why can't vapor?
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It's a walk: it's like swimming naked and in a bathtub in a pool, probably there just walking around with all that, just This double share right, useless because you're saying why can't walk around and yeah. Why, the Owen in a fairly with any back ever wanted, fancy said elsewhere like nothing more comfortable in sweat, meant something that one point we're giving up anything we ve developed, the most comfortable Bear Panzer is, but we choose to go with debts so many gaily share of these slippers that are like kind of like borderline between slippers. In a shoe. It's real close. I think they are. Eggs from manner something the insight is all I got fleecy. Culture, so comfortable, and so a friend of mine came over and I put them on and I go hey man what's up and he goes when you were fuckin. Slippers is ready to cry
the ones that now there were crocs there there like they're like leather on the outside, but they have legally aligning line. Is like, like fleece like Lamps, Ghana, where the hell they have loser I like it's fucking, chew or somethin, but to him was like. I was even slippers from here, why are you wearing what are have? Second, you feed, be our soft, Would you get where you why something good when you weren't slippers realize it that's the thing he does rose but breaking down. That's what I'm saying you something this more comfortable than everybody else. You weren't slippers anyone affair, packed, I might even say the same thing, but at least unwilling to you what I'm not. Now, if I see more slippers, your Macdougall too great idea, so fucking If I do have a right to know me, I mean he that's why I'm an ice
I want to live to be the age where I can shoulder the impact in problem. My pajamas idea for granite. When I used to seem doing that, he would then you, Sir, where but jobs and slippers yeah. He would weigh bathrobe onstage with nothing underneath it. I was work. This is when I was working. I was it. I saw him. I was getting paid work Irina, I was working group
would send for the performing arts and nineteen raw meat was their backstage. He didn't give a fuck. You know underwear on no clothes on who fuckin bathrobes everybody's like his Kok. Is this fucking hanging out? He doesn't give a shit right is what do you say that there is great and fired up on weed and he would go on stage in his bathrobe any fuckin destroy, there's a humanist bathrobe. That's how you dress backstage bullshit. You don't give a fuck, he didn't give a fuck man, he didn't want to wear anything but a bathroom. I saw you go and things like tat. He would feel so funny because he was a fucking, make it up there and it was of the fine words I will show you never do the math rope they all pajamas, but that's just viewed I'll, never forget man. I was about, I guess I'll, probably nineteen years old and I was in his back area where, though the performers go right before they go on stage, I got a glimpse of Rodney like pacing before I went on in his bathrobe, and I wasn't even I had no comedic aspirations back then whatsoever like zero.
But I always love, stand a comedy, and so I remember looking in the ongoing holy shit. That's fucking, Randy Danged, real right there and he's in a bath robe and then They would all tell me, like the guys we're backstage security was doing back there. They will do its balls are hang party and he's he gives zero foxes like seventy or something I don't know how you already was back then, but he had to be in his sixties like deep in the sixties. He was here will do and blow he didn't give a fuck. It was a maniac. You know where waste the, where explain what it was like explain what it was like to me. Rodney US trying to explain this. I think over the years I think once on us somebody, my family or something else. I was very hard, but I think I can do about it
but now, but that you now will never get to meet Homer Simpson. Yeah he's a character. I mean we do not get to meet Peter from the family. These it'll get to meet them, but you get to meet Rawdon like you, don't you're not supposed to get to meet him. He saw larger than life the guitar. Yet I have seen other people that are on tv when I was younger and when I saw them and public yes, I oh yeah, there's no person but rod me different. It was what the fuck that fat red because he was such a cartoon character in autumn And a good where he was a in the movies to anyone who oranges in life- I don't know it just is disrespectful, but no notice, I'm sorry! I got it all he was he was he was it was. It was amazing and then in any new and capitalized on it later with the suit and red tie- and here you see this- oh my god so anything he said I went, wants to see Bob Nelson open up for him. So a great story, but it's all I've got so any little peace that I happen to have anything him with random happy. So never seen him and be unlike that was just weird.
And then Bob goes aid. This is thirty from Philly. You that's good food over needs. Him we live so are now saw because it was funny but later when he left, I went out of that mean I don't know, no one, no matter what it meant. It was robbed me in an italian or fake laughing. It was just him fucking in that funding Volovya needs, it was fun. You haven't got a chance to see him alive. Then, and then, several years later, at the laugh, stop laugh act, or rather I get seamen laughter and sends a couple times that, like wind like what year, would say it was the nineties and I want my Louis did- he go up into a pretty tight serenading whose killer whose killer in back then I mean who he didn't, go on stage and half ass it that's for sure he was crushing. He was really fun anyway. Just Chillun hanging, his wife was with him attractive woman's life. You know thirty, forty years younger them, we just
like you have a great fucking time. He wrote that thing right into the fuckin rocks. He took the boat and just and wrote a right into the rocks these seventy years. All these crushing onstage party in hanging out with a hot senorita Jesus Christ is that animals? Look. That's that's so much! You know. That's when you look at it from perspective. Is they just amplifies what you already knows, Bulgaria Falcon he really did. Yeah. He really doing you know the holder, or you know, I'm sure, a lot of its true, but the thing that most people know that by the time you couldn't joy he felt it was too late, but still had a lot of fun where he had a yeah. He was Annie Dangerfield Minors, nice to people to that was the other thing about ride me. He helped comics out his we specials were legendary like a lot of people. Don't really even know why, but a huge stand up, he was. He was a huge comedian like great work, where I worked well
he performed me, I don't know how many thousands of people it is. It has to be at least like seven or eight thousand people in the in the parts covered and then there's like this ban. Like he'll area, that's like the ground, which is all like been wandering around. It was really crazy, like what did their idea is ridiculous, because the eye it was you would take these people and some of them would be seated in his beautiful amphitheatre and there? pass them you just stuff, the grass, with its enormous patch of grass, with savages who couldn't hear anybody who is talking on stage so was really unfortunate because I note what you saw him yeah. I get to see him close though I heard it, but then I would the grass is people are complaining. They were coming down there to hey. We can. We can understand a fuckin wordy saying we get tickets, the grass, and so I went out to the grass. Those like, oh no, you can hear anything. It was this weird echo we thing so when it
the Abbe Theatre, you had no idea what is talking about you hear people laughed and you'd go of fuck. This is terrible. So will they like ripped all these people off, and so they? You know that Fortunately didn't get a chance to see him, but he was in its prime and he was this. Is he was a really fuckin really funny guy? but his big thing was help another comedians, those atrium calmly vessels launched Kennison large die clay launched bill hex here, and you know what I'm gonna give him a huge compliment. It's not like I'm complementing myself, because I dont know if we only live to see. If I got to that point, if I did were rightly didn't, but up to now, I haven't so not doing it from place a judgment, so it's nobody's job to come. And help other comedian? So we are not saying from that point of view known, and I know I'm sorry it's just sometimes you get some that loves comedy so much they on their own. They go. You know what there's some people I know are fucking funny that you know back then
even tv there wasn't a lotta avenues of Rodney specialists working on the tonight show some did both, but a lot more like this vehicle. So no one since Rodney has ever done that no, no one and if I'm wrong, I want to Know- and I want to be on that. Certainly if somebody look something up and goes this comedian did, I believe, will they are cool to Martin Lawrence did need no, no, no! No, no Robert Townsend did a few of those. He did a few. Those any do a few. Those where he brought up different comics idea, winds. Member did one. Then they are so I like that. That is the kind of disappeared Robert hounds and remember that guy here, whatever happened, I gotta that's good question his sword whenever he was really respected, whose hilarious he's really funny dinner what did he do wasn't? How would shuffle was it I dont It uses movie, I'm not good move, you're a robber Townsend. Oh my god, but he was hilarious, man would have happened.
Eminent special where he came with what was the special where he came out and he was talking in the accent and indeed oak. We broke character after, like a man, I don't know, I don't want to Rodney. Maybe wasn't here anyway. How about here earlier this week? That's just very admirable that Rodney DIN and you know what made it even more admirable because he was so big. It's not like he needed it soon. Mediums, may have done it when there at a point in their career when it needs them or they need it? Rodney didn't need that right. I think he used his power to get. Special and do something you wanted to do. I don't think he needed that lay Rodney. They called you. They want you to host this. It was something he perpetuated, by a sort of move past that if I was sort cool this our towns rain? Here? Is this how you would shuffle heads meteor man, meteor man? He did a lot of really funny movies man and he was a funny comic to yeah. What's he doing now, I don't know Where is a, maybe just so you know, I'm good is only fifty six
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stood after ravages a pair of boots and after not wearing for Waigel. What am I in? What's a family material forward here, so familiar are willing to do that. Do you think that yes, gonna take from that to this, but I'm curious of your opinion on this. You think light from women wearing high heels, might hurt them more than they may be. Think because it's a terrible thing to do to yourself. I think it's probably, and it is really difficult to do every day. Women who wear them every day is to do their job like the way our heels around the office costly, that's all you wear it worked pool. I gotta think that's too brutal and punishing on your feet. I gotta think that yeah I don't see how couldn't be Could you be dont? Let me ask you this: somebody will go. Could you be we just for yourself instead of voting from you, she could and I dont you could be damn big for other girls is what it is, misperception by women that everything they do is to attract men in that that certainly has some merit to address, not everything they also
to show up other girls yeah I girls and into be like impressive to other girls- are that's that chinese thing that foot binding thing that they do whoa? What they smash their feet down, they want that. To be small people, so crazy, the size of the fleet. In so much to them after buying their feet up into his eyes and positions that some crazy at all the things that people do, that is one of the weirdest ones. Are the body codification things that people do culturally, like really common body modifications, the foot binding one is so bizarre. I really really fucking weird here: that's not just respecting other cultures that come on. That's for their Lord problems, torture. London sane about it, women in Africa, that are the Surrey women who were they sent it Surrey where they make that that big plate and their fate The young ones are rejecting it now they're gone,
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body modifications foot binding, will either foot binding. What I've seen and in this area to be one of your listeners. Good, could look this opera, you guys or you could there's gotta be so living today that did that but move past. It world is gonna. Be one story: do your foot, I think Windsor Foots bound up your facts or did it, but then you're right I'm so I did it and then tells the story like move past mentally as a point going. That was what am I doing, and how do you know? People know how you do that can be somebody who is stuck like that forever. No, no undue your thought like explain the thought process them. Whilst I think this cultural conditioning in a desert. We have We really weird problem as you, beings that once again of us start doing a thing. Even if that thing is ultimately detrimental once again group of us start doing it. People want to join in at sea normal we can rationalize, has other ones are doing it. It makes sense, that's how the thing. Get started D. Put this giant play your lip and the bigger the plate, the morgue
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I've only seriously of their happy, I guess all users, but I don't I think, it's impossible to be happy in this world. I died. You know, I think that there's a lot of people that don't get there, but I think it's possible. I think it's well for anybody to be happy in this world. I think did this world, though, is insanely complex, and it requires a much more rigid idea of what you gonna I do not accept in your life and what what you're gonna put out there and which going to try to get back, and I think that that It's very, very, very complex, isn't insanely, intricate and woven society, and these cultural tribes strictly. We're designed for were designed for these in our these environments is places words. Five hundred of us live in a village together, that's that's what we're design for psychologically at our brain, are designed for when we you get up to seven billion people in contact with each other is going to require some adjustments and that's it we're going through it. Now, it's not that it's
be impossible for people to be happy in this crazy day and age, just a little bit more difficult to manage, it brings you just move there just watched, I wanna play income. From England- and I watched on summer time in Paris, think it that's what it is that Woody Allen moving. Was summertime affairs only save it? its own Wilson movie. So how I'd out here? That's what I was. What was really funny he was. Doing Woody Allen Movie Woody Allen, move it come on. What's the movie springtime Paris? Forget your trouble loose come on get when you go the woody I made knight in Paris: that's what it is midnight pair, sorry, not summertime dirt. And it was hilarious. In this weird. What was well good movie, first of but it What's it about it's about a guy, it's basically a Woody Allen movie he's Woody Allen.
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What do you look for it? Then you to see every single job here doing what here any desert brilliantly. It's brilliant he's, really amazing in this move button. Is that perfect? What would would would his contemporaries? Thank you should just sort of the damage to it are you have the mentally now I'll know if you do, but that's what he's doing, I didn't buy think he wrote it for me- is playing a character. Obviously not Plano, unwelcome Rodya. Would any wrote it Data Woody Allen Film so now you know somebody out: ok, yes, it's woody, I felt so I've see. If would if I ran out crying and what gives you now, he rightly radioactivity out. It's so obviously Woody Allen movie that basically Owen in him agreed that he would do it as Woody Allen. So it's like you. Yet do those movies anymore, but he's? two minutes head and also But what can we star and movies anymore people who want to see him anymore? That whole with his daughter and is just it got so we with so many people that the regardless of what they're happy or not. It's so tight boot taboo that these
of Austria him they allow him to be behind the scenes. But if he said in front of the camera, like people really sketchy about, unfortunately, or fortunately could this one for him? And yes, we do should get on Wilson. Do every fuckin movie and do it as Woody Allen and Woody crank out a million fuckin hits. There would be amazing, I'm telling you this movie did not get nearly much credit. Illegal seven point- seven, the I am Db Eleanor that's good about but I thought it was. It was a Woody Allen movie. If you take a again, some people are not willing to take away their feelings of him as an individual. I need to know that Russia has work. I No, I know there were some madness with him and his wife and the other no mention is wife. Yeah see you know woman makes it look like. I know what was your name.
Woody Allen and knows me affair me affair and look bans are couple finale. Would people who knows what the fuck? The truth really is there, but many people, but ultimately he wound up, leaving with her doktor. Yes, I know that. That's the you that's crazy man, when he was with her from the time when she was like two, don't you We finally have an opinion about that. That's I knew where Israel too that's fucked up. Here I mean I think they adopted her when she was a baby shoes. Wasn't his biological daughter so now, It's true obviously judgment all the judgments oak judgment is fine, but if it's not what if, when he was a relationship with her is zone. I realise it is where there are. No, you, wouldn't you say, is true or not. If it's true, it's definitely try to write that it's the moral judgments like if she became a woman and that's what she really wanted. That's what he really want is that a bad thing, we know everybody wants to decide that it is- and I think you know ultimately
It's the snap judgment and that's the one that I would take I'll go always for concrete. That's his daughter I hate to say this, but when you were dealing with what you shouldn't shouldn't, be able to do, and if ultimately this is what to do People want to do. It sounds suggesting to me I don't feel like its within my jurisdiction to tell adult people what they can and cannot do. Whether it's a brother and sister brother and sister in the forties new stars, decide to start fighting each other. Why do I care? The only reason why I would care as decided to make children and they can be some harm to the children Why is it a war against them fucking each other I mean I don't want to do it's my sister. I love my sister she's, my sister. They make me feel disgusting to have sex with her, never thought about it once put it You do what do I give a fuck? Can I tell you why I don't care if I had Delay guy called gun to my head garage ways better your way or the way we do it now that I always
they go on that way because every time we evolve? We don't look past and make think we made any mistakes, and you know I mean everyone in other one group we were to fair to who knows it just seems like it always. The stories gonna be most likely everything you're saying in likes. Who knows what you will be like they'll? Be some Are you aware that used to be wrong to date? yeah. I mean years that they would. You know, they'll tell the story and she about who you for not to me and its funding. That mean you both need to say because it doesn't has it doesnt have interesting its respect. If it's interesting, though one of us to think of having sex with my brother pocket I don't get were met by the get by that's. What else does they think? Well, I wouldn't want have sex with that persons. That must be gross. That's what began so am I turning around doing that to another group right now. I don't know but fuck it. I'm errand on your side and gone leave. Everybody the FARC alone, I think, is long. You deal with two sober adults,
whenever I'm high- and I talk about seven, get nervous. That would be the one detail that I would look like an idiot. If I go wait that was between this age analogy. Oh my god. I know I was thinking of sending don't assaults and went consenting adults yeah Eighteen it over you, you know, missed eggs from no mistakes. Your you certainly going to make them you're sponsible for a certain amount of your actions from certain aid, new e should if it should be very difficult to trick you, that's a witch Do we try to make illegal the fuck you and it's really difficult to trick you really people should be able to fund until their thirty. Ok, it should be illegal to fuck until under that standard, petrified right now, I'm sorry I wasn't listen and because I'm petrified the thing did I just say that be.
Gay was like fucking here brothers. No, no, no, you say that's how some people would feel about being gay. The you you as a gay man, repulsed by the idea of fucking your brother, but some people would think about that as gay sex. You know just just how, rather than MR make it brother and sister reality, no it's a perfect analogy because who Why does anyone care what to people that are adults aside to do with its two women and men, or for women in and six met? Who cares if they are all in agreement and the hour consenting everybody sober and mild, and no one gets trip, because there's plenty of people making psychological mistakes by who they date? whether I was so other, even if it's because it's a guy in a girl there there's another year, Amelia reasons. So this is one more. Maybe you shouldn't do. It invites them
I was sort of half we knew. I was gonna get with the idea of someone being able to tell someone else what they should enjoy, whether it sacks of music or anything right. Even if we wait, if you, if you are a person who likes getting here, beat sucked you loved, and everybody else thinks it's fuckin disgusting, big somewhere else like sucking feet and you to get together. That's awesome. You know media might freak you out of that's your next door. Neighbor laggards just sucks feed all the time. The goal of the guys houses feed all over the wall. This fuckin feet, phones he's just a crazy put sucker, you know You know that you know what I sort of the one I should get from what you're saying right now is that like and its good, I like to remind myself, I think, of myself leave everybody, the fuck alone and don't judge, rebuilding interest on late. Islam is a neighborhood house myself. Do we, of course you can have a limitation is where you can see. There is obviously that's too can Indeed, following adults, man,
be, even though I think I'm open minded. You write like that. You know if I thought why, make judgment on someone you right, maybe or make stupid jokes like that or you are just talk- ran around the foot Saki, what wonderful person he likes feet. Some people like second feet- I don't know you didn't hear you know that it's where we all do it. I think we do it also because we're in secure and because it's also not even make necessarily in its is a jump reaction that people have to someone is very different from them and guess what have you found it out? And I'm saying maybe someone hearing this we like in order to do that, but now I'm not going to here's what it is like you gonna be that personally goes for no reason at all he soon found out about the person. Two years later, we are still going yeah he's a good guy found slogan feed. How do you know some picture got publish? Did you not? Why would you want to prevent what is to keep telling everybody here? Why do you not only sucking feed onawandah below when they get nervous
nature me? That's a joke. I was doing a sketch several feet. God, you are you, you had a picture, was an old ass, an hour dish, and that means that this is due to the various Wanna Jesus, some leaving eminently the dominant leave more people alone. All I wanted to a dozen it's fine, you not alienating anybody will foot soldiers earlier that I, as a small segment you dont, have to worry, could laugh at that's my rule, like I think I do how did hear that, like someone did succeed, listen to this area and last year I think they're gonna be invented. I think we're pretty much given the green light. Thank you were given everybody, the green light. You not hurt anybody out, but it's one. Things were like
we're told someone that you're like a certain thing and they go fuck and socks, but it doesn't suck to me. Do you know I like it? I actually do like it. I like this band. I like that, will you food sake, so many things that we're comfortable to talk, that we don't like? No one has to be lie. They like italian food, but some areas- sickly him. She put you like, can't get the fuck out of here. You can t get mad at you, you like empty and I'm gonna buy it. I, like it still is, leave me alone normally, would you brought your legitimacy over there? It would never do that. Someone goes you gotTa You like it when people like to read is a little tricky ready. Total duty Y Y know red car. He read a sports car. I was wondering if never at government level college, one now you're going about getting a red core college over. I still get silly like white white, we're gonna car proportion and is it of Kuwait.
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the cool sleek like it. I like the way they designed it. I think it's a beautiful piece of engineer. You know twenty mention that, because their Sunday, I probably do like I sometimes like we ve, talked about on the show that I wouldn't want to pull up. There's a lot of where I do my show. I learned on these cars there are so many that I fucking love like I could just at the sight lines are morbidness uv guy. I think, but I can. Good? So many those but I wouldn't I wanted the improv, because I have said this on my showing go because I don't know you, but what the FUCK Y Y know and that's it exactly the opposite of what I preach to duty and I prejudge I prejudge. Yet we still but, but I know, that's person might drive it up for the same reason: I sit upstairs and looked down at the cars and go far. Look at that one that we over we touch in the paint feels different things, but yet I would be afraid to do it Can I have your? Could your rogaine these inside of its causes,
both gloomily little exposed drive around with that convertibles the one I'm crazy, Joe Rogan job me. It's all right paint whenever fuckin colleague illegal taboo machine. I've got a job rogue in this inside of its consulate, blowing bottles, gloomily little tat. Glass, ladies and gentlemen, spot and would talk to you know. This is usually when winter, you are present I thought you might like an old porch anymore, it's gonna get. That is blaming me. I mean S technically by doom bug you with a full role age I wanted. I was so jealous my neighbour when someone had doom buggy disguised doom buggy at the bottom of the ocean. So this is the YAP Beetle cage car where they can drive around on the bottom of the ocean,
other to Larry s ears. A caged sharks can kill him. That's incredible! Oh my god. What a genius idea would have a little shark swims in their bite. You written a dick is playing a holding out a fortunate thing that crazy. Yet I will mean weapons and kevlar Will you do I've I've. You know the whole Seaworld thing that's going on the hate it have you. I hate the idea. I've spent too much time paying attention to killer whales and dolphins and reading about them. I hated it was issued its slavery, it's late. Ray to an alien animals. We all understand. What do you do with people that like if they can look there some things. I do that made me hypocritical. I woman I'm asking you to help me find the fight. What do you do it? This? Is you know someone other what about so? I agree with the agreed one hundred percent safe, no come on
like what the way we will treat them as the way we treat each other it's more than that, even if it is not that it has to do with it, but it does even if it ended right there that animals pain and it didn't effect quitting wonder right. So I want to do the same thing with the meat just because I'm lazier whenever it is right now, but that's not also, if you have the ability to do that, you're not bring in homer good energy to your kids, those people that fuckin do that they go the children they passed to some vile and unaware of a human thing to log in now. What do I do with people to go you mean: that's the way it was. Set up till now is this I go. I dont want to be a smoker that smokes and because I can't quit, I wanna be the smoke I was used to smoke and while I smoke databases such as I knew it was violent disgusting I didn't Why dont have the ability to quit? So I may put and give a public outward thing of going. You know you have you, can you can either candy bars tuna in others that right and I quit I just called it vile and that led to meet quitting one day right
So I want to do the same thing with the meat just because I'm lazier whatever it is right now and I might be partaking in some of that slaughtering, whereas in the way I eat every day, it doesn't the gate that I know it's wrong right and see world thing like come on in tat. Can someone think that's? Ok, Joe and some of your listeners, you know, might disagree with us just like the sea world thing you just when you hear the facts and the size and you get it it's a math up and that they take so take away from its family in all and what listening person or not, I mean that wholeheartedly and sitting home going would see world come on now. Europe, too, ridiculous, it's worse than prison, ok, because is being imprisoned by an alien species. Present At least you could talk to the guards it's an insane relationship that they have those killer. Whales have with those trainers and its the atrocious the ideas insane their incredibly intelligent, they have a very complex language that we can't decipher. They have different accents.
Different regions. They recognise each other, they have very tight. Knit colonies, stay together forever. We just kidding appreciate the way they live their life, but their work old is a magical wonderland. Were there the top dog of the sea? They kill sharks, man they got there now killer whale because they kill whales, they kill small whales, they'll gob till I got a humpback, we'll have a child and they'll tearing apart. Is I watched a horrible video over the other day with these would mean like to think of orchids. Is being these like really sweet things jumped for fish, their murderous machines when they're out there in the wild they killed dolphins on a regular basis, but for them the spoils of the real world. That's how they got to the top of the food chain. By being these ruthless super intelligent, motherfuckers that live in this play ground of the ocean and they each they I grew up and down the coast near dunce over thousands and thousands of years until this in tiny blip in time. This
does generalised age is age of aquariums as age were they figured out how to capture this fucking things and stuff, I'm into fuckin swimming pools? It is slavery it should be highly illegal, the people that want to do it. What should should without doubt they should tax them out a fuckin business. There should be no way you should be able to profit of, making a thing and making it do tricks and when you find out how they train them- and you do here the things they do, the isolate them and put him in small tanks they put it's way crazier than putting a person in solitary confinement. They have more stuff together, physically, they can't fucking move, they wonder biting each other, an aggravation, its slavery, it's the slavery of a non human, but equal level intelligence. We have this idea that, just because they can alter their environment with their fingers that their right to intelligent, but that's all biases their insanely intelligent, in fact their cerebral cortex.
Forty percent larger than a human beings that we don't know what the fuck there go what's going on in there, my, but their absolutely aware that what we're doing them is not what they want. They want to be back in free and just you charge monies what's gonna go to conservation. You know it also go to conservation awareness. Let people know what tangible, Antonio peaceable donate, but wait. Whenever I hear more on podcast. Where will ask those type of questions I go? Who always go if I had a show and pivotal you do of Chicago yet, but I mean got near the people that I want asked two questions not come. Nobody has told them yet in better way than could tell ass this, but no one. I've never asked so one interviewer when their interviewing. These people that say what we give a lot of money. Would you would you be able to molest a group of children but then give seven million dollars a year to the cause of molestation Turkmenistan erase? It know it's like they think they're such at length, doktor vehicles of paper, argument later you're, making an argument. That's not really being had like you're tryin accolade. The argument is, why do you
give money to the well. That's the argument also for hunting the art. Meant for hunting. Is that when you hunt either hunters pay for tags, those tags pay for conservation and, in fact, hunters do put like better, they there's more money that comes to conservation for preserving animals that come from hunting that I think or any other source is hunting bad. No, no, not only is it not bad, it's important or that's. What I thought so too is the levels of the com. If you ve ever been on a road like Wisconsin or some shit like that, like late at night, demands that a cripple. And die unless you introduce predators into the environment, unless you introduce wolves which is equally dangerous, were starting to see the results of that results, people that are getting attack by walls- a guy hunting with his friend, and they had a fight off. Fuckin, Wolf Pack has really recently and there we're trying to fight over an l carcass and it becomes a real issue and they, they dominate areas, and they don't take kindly to some new hunter coming in there's a video I put up on twitter
Guy runs into wolves while Elk hunting. I put up a what ago, just look up on Youtube ran into wolves, while L Cog, Elk hunting and theirs I'm always spot on crazy video. These dude elk hunting in these wolves around them people in them? Are women in shit? It's fucking eerie and they like oh shit, they have guns were not freaking out too much but d like oh shit. This is crazy, like the wolves following them. Looking around Adam, I like it, you want over there and they would one would run through the in front of them, it was really folk and weird coyotes, that's what we see in LOS Angeles, whereas it wolves ionian. When I see a coating on my street, if it its anywhere near my house, and especially in front of the house. I will read If the money I would go check in a hotel, cuz, always afraid and out of the car they're gonna be lurking out of every tree round my house. So it's like. I just picture that I get creep and I the ILO,
bolt from my house my front door, you should they give me the book will guide you get bitten Colorado. A guy got attacked by code is at a bus. Stop I liked her large eyes and wolf hunting, surrounded by wolves with a bow. That's. This is the first one university, this Brian just hunting, yeah, listen fuckin sounds. These things are making these guys. We're out their hunting and the wolves started circle in them and finding out where they were and like communicating with each other. They Lou would like one of them would pop out and they were like staring at the dunes and then they would go through the forest. Another one will come from a different direction there, all making these crazy noises man, it's really fucking bad ass, their hungry and very oh they'll kill you for sure if they think they get away with it, but they. Very aware these deeds, and so there there let these dudes know why they have their guns. Now their bows and arrows how different or they from this sketchy Dana much much bigger, much better,
much stronger, much scarier, much smarter I owe you ok, islet, goldfish, none and sneaky Fox man. They're very I figure out how to get overs over and citizenship. Figure out a lot of ways to get into your they get into my argument. They got into my own rather over the big one yeah, so he's up blowing in Elkhorn to try to get them to come over and that might have been what they responded to in the first place. They blow these horns of a sound of two different ones, one of them that sounds like a male elk, which is kind of scary, the another one that sounds like a female or a baby. That's what brings around so. These guys are really soon have walls around the goes around right. Now they get their making these. Still these financial system, making these calls cuz their elk hunting going to get an elk, but you're not gonna, get now right now, because his wolves everywhere theirs, thing going on right now in part of the country where they re introduced, wolves because the
population the decimated, so they reintroduce wolves, but they used a larger canadian Wolf silica. You know like using Germans? Instead of pygmies and like they're, both wolves, but one of them, the mother fucker. That gets to be about two hundred pounds, and so these things, these big ass wolves, have been decimating these elk populations. So that's your options. If hunting, if you dont, want hunting, you have to bring in wolves, I'd, say we're probably safer with the hunting know. I always knew benefactor surprise, as I always thought I couldn't hunt myself, but I always knew that. I thought that that was always a good way like that's. That's it that's an earnest and animal has a life doesn't suffer. I know I couldn't they get killed, but do you talkin about in the plants where an animal's whole light? The dates killed is the best dates life, and not only that the other life is absolutely. You know absolutely wild as nature intended. Nothing changes until that one moment and ragged shot, or so it is the freest, a free range possible and a lot of times have never seen a person before.
A lot of times also you're dealing with environment, especially I went hunting in Montana and they lose a giant amount every year. Just they freeze to death. They get killed by predator, they face death or they get lame, and if they get lane, they get killed by predators mean that their a lot of different predators in that area. We found mountain line shit and was a log of Mount line shit and was filled with hair, so dear deer, so vague, that's how they get the girl the freeze, the death of a chill by mountain lines, the knock I make. No one makes it. No one, no dear die of old age doesn't happen, doesn't exist, so it's just a matter of who kills them, whether its predator, whether its human, this fuckin thing is dying. You know, there's a horrible weren't! You know I didn't realize what you just said. Until I don't remember what year was ruined my adult life like ours, This visualize, you know of visualizing animal certain age girl go what you just said, I sort of realised. What am I went all they did you any
mean suggestively analogue. Do not have no one will know making names you know be, elephants leaves, and we saw so just- and I don't know if you know the fino just get me in the right area, be happy, like so, let's say: you're gonna, wanna pickin animal too far with problems a deer live of its lucky it gets five years and to be really lucky that are mainly lucky. Superman and now, as it gives like six and seven, they get old and haggard, and then some take them out either they break a leg, hop an offence and the freeze to death. That happens all the time. All the time, especially northern areas or predators, get they break a leaden California, then going to war. To death, but you know they'll probably get killed by something that comes along. It finds them you now they say it's cool shades, true yeah nature, be cruel natures, as you ve talking as you too. They have this. I never think of, as I forgot about the they get all they fall overtake. Nature can be fucking,
Finally, there is also the amount of limited food supply depending upon the area. That's one of the things that conservationists do best and including these game wardens and other the fish and game they figure. How much land there is, how much food there is, how many animals can be sustained and then what is the population? And then they release tags based those estimate, so it the whole idea behind it as men populations and they pull the pull hunting back. If there's a sort of a problem of this. Any species are being extent, in fact, like bighorn, cheap, we're in Montana these fuckin things are everywhere else everywhere. If you went hunting for dear but well, where there was some more sheep than we saw dear, but it's really hard to get a sheep tag to kill a sheet even though there's a lot of them because they trying to build up. Population, because they they were decimated at one point tat. It was also visit. They went with his wolves, there's well Montana,
there's Carruthers, Coyoats, there's more lives, there's plenty of predators out there, so they didn't necessarily need humans to take care of this population. They want to build it out to substantial sized see that Nevada as well. What the most remote sensing, a weird question, but what's the most amount of animals you, you know, I mean like what you could say. Fifty four hundred were running together in nature. Not only the Elk, you can see hundreds have you know, I've never seen it, but in Colorado, there's a town called evergreen and we were visiting and there's this area of evergreens where this main street is, and they have a phone I think it's under webs treat their website. What's the most, you ve ever seen seemed several like dear together, like foreign five dear together, the think, probably the most diverse and I've seen many times I've seen moose seen from five moose total in our, but not more than who together I've never seen a moose
I saw no anyway, and we were saying disregard what we were talking about: the moose, how we thinking or we think of that cartoon Moser. We actually think into the real moose, and we decided that no even the real moose got some crazy characters. Yeah like You know I mean obviously amplify, but even the Russo we pulled one up online. As I said earlier, that looks like someone that shouldn't be real. I thought so and told me that the nose, the law for the nose. Did you tell me there's no, the law the nose is, because it warms the air up before it gets to the brain is your dealing with something so fucking called the air so fucking cold. They have their long nose as they breathe in the air. It gets heated up slowly along the way before it gets to their head because they deal with like
DE below zero, rather than a hybrid. That's what we're I forget about that we're due moose, where the asker their level ask not eleven Montana too in Colorado, whereas the summons someone had moose droppings that they had discovered today they get into Colorado, theirs most several states several states, but in Alaska Plentiful, really plentiful, I wonder know I mean keep in mind like you know that a lot of people aren't that break lot or but rather more so these are the ones and talking like how many border with moose killings. When people people would see would be higher than other animals has done, people going to moves and not getting its of Roche's animal people ever get to be near, misses their people die in moose, Taxol, atossa, true yeah. Maybe someone died recently in anchorage on the school campus a moose, gonna, kill somebody panic and stop you to death. If there were there baby, all in vain of his the happy moose, and I can't imagine them in a fit of while twice
We stumbled upon moose that had a child and we were super care for a bit there to GM rights of the child is big like, like a fucking great Dane already, though, it's yeah the size of a great now, but it was when we saw it was. It was obviously a baby, but it was still was a big fucking animal and even those maybe but the mother was huge. The mother was absolutely massive, and she just locked eyes with us, they're, pretty acclimated to human beings and their they're pretty. Sure of when people danger someone there not, but they also know that this occurs a bang, sound that comes from people and then one of the friends disappears light there, where the not sure what the fuck is going on, but aware of how can people? In our view, if you ever in a place, it has a lot of hunting pressure, the deer super skittish, but when you're in garlic bolder Colorado. We drive around dear just Chillun on a corner like as the cars go back and forth a ten point buck just chill the core eating grass cars
fuckin foreign around all around him. Didn't you packages, zero pressure from hunters and they said yeah they acclimate right, I mean budget, boulders crazy. I've, never in a place like that. I got out with my kids. And you know I'm a made sure that I stood in front of them. If the dear got very sketchy, but usually they run away, did not do not. Try to be aggressive and the males, especially, when they're looking for girls, that's and they can be dangerous towards the winter towards the fall. The rot when they start getting really horny. If you get caught block dear the fuck, you up, I wouldn't cared little chicken of If I could drive in the car would appreciated by a summer. I would to be near it. I'm scared, you know, and we should be it's a healthy intelligence is when it is every time I see up, you don't like it, makes me personally of yourself, you ok I'll, take it does not. Why do we not need a distraction? Newscast her hair? Yet? Would you just shut up and not a logo on or something
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sing. I you know their score, maybe there's let notion Well, then, if it does not exist like it shows you like the magnitude of wages. That's what happens in other animals. I love notice it or from a disk for so to my mom? Had a squirrel, but she new that when it was at a certain age, had to let it go she's like smart enough, you're, not gonna, be one of those people with an animal, the belongs in nature, but she nurses, to health. She found it in a garage and then she just let alone a patio, but it wouldn't go anywhere, and it would just stay there and you know I forget what happened every time. I've told the story two times and each time I forget what happened, what she had for a long though she gave to a friend Couldn't I wouldn't leave her house and she couldn't take it anymore, why your directorate became the Mama Am I a thing and then, after that I don't know about it by bus getting
why would I forget that its excellent we're thing that happens with wild animals? Don't you take him in? Is that to reintroduce him back to being a while the super difficult? They grew up getting food for free. Now we gotta go. Look for you! That's why it is. It is what you should do, squirrels, visions of the road and world. Oh they don't you We naturally not that's, why they're so sweet? That's why you have to worry about them those concede everything shit daily condoms, though you Deca errors in front of a rather assholes to me, what you just go, the genoa see now look by see any road and I get a little freaked out. But when I see a rat New York sitting, here's what I think of their bellies filled with trash. They found our fellow dead rats, yet only lead other ral, fuck yarly, well wrapped in Siena didn't see. No, and I have read my garage rat, probably put my garbage in my garage before we put it outside, and
rats, this apartment, those hills up there and then see no they're infested with rats, and this fact I go to bed I get up in the morning in it's gone, the only thing that's left is its tail. They didn't meet the tale. They'd everything, The third, MRS about twelve inches long there was a huge wrath rat splat everywhere it was. It got a big ass rat trap and adjust smash his head and kill them, but it was so big and I went out there was like Oh, I was caught freaked out. Why said? Ok in the morning I a bachelor lazy, bitch I shut light off. I shut the door. I go to bed I get up in the morning in it's gone, the only thing, left is its tail. They didn't meet the tail aid? Everything else they ate the whole rat they found now they felt they found. I was fresh meat. There was there. Buddy goods goes Dick anyone, it's easy and they ate him and that's rats or scary I don't even wait for you to be cold before the you of your their friend. They cannibalize like on the NASH, its normal, that's how the
by this. No like stigma about. Why would he do in squirrel? This girl puts golf Kennedy took a squirrel out of another guys. Boy was Does it have a squirrel? His pants regulate just get that's great. Voting is pretty nice about about the fucking. Swirl of my friends maybe there's a girlfriend is never surrender offering. I think that's his girlfriend she's a squirrel over Peter Working say yes, acceptable, rodent mean you can have a pet rat. Don't get me wrong. Guinea pigs little sketchy but squirrels like their free and while? But you did your view that the only rodents we see in the while we go up to which one squirrels, resided rude about, and we have this- that Chile is Thursday. I'll say it does exist. Their tail chimings are actually even cuter adore, but when I was in boulder there was a lot of chipmunks out there and we will get worse double by them is no, we don't get into again same thing, but today eat
same thing: Ratsey added! No, no! No! No! The chip! Monks, varied nuts knots in the the rats or maybe just maybe if they will need so much trash, we wouldn't. Maybe we should tell them. Stop eating trash and people be scared. He will they carry diseases to they absolutely care diseases. They carry rabies. It wasn't in rats. Have submitted the black play debt research that once I don't think I could. I know I couldn't that's the thing I couldn't if I buy set a rat trap, I could never go near them like they used chicken in the world that stuff- and I hate it like I hated One time I saw bird fly into a pool at a house. For ass, those living in when I first Mozilla and the jump it got into the water and I could run and save it, and I couldn't it was a bird I We have reached in and gotten it, and I couldn't so. I screwed yet for somebody else. My hey cool down, little pool, there's a Burgess fluent in Nepal and at that, because I was
scared shitless to go over and touch the birth. Other people walk over scooped up like that about my you should go to where you should volunteer for illegal patting zoo get over that share one the betting really practical animals through so numb need to hang out with leg while he's down, I was gonna. Save crocodile hunter really how bad it was a dream, but I like it may not be screwed. So this is this: the black death, which is the this, is the rat disease killed an estimated seventy five to two hundred million people, I'm peaking in Europe through the years, one thousand three hundred and forty eight to one thousand three hundred and fifty, although as several competing theories as to thee it at all Ariel Ology ye. I t I, oh oh, oh gee, I'm one of the active death analysis of dna from the victims of northern and Southern Europe, published in two thousand ten and eleven indicates that the pathogen responsible,
but blood year, she now perceive actor. Had somebody rats spread for through rats trend out what I hear this Ok, it was carried from fleas, actually that lived in the rats oriental rat fleas that work living on black rats that were regular passengers on merchant ships, so it spreads throughout the Mediterranean in Europe. That's why they were so scared, rats and black death, decimated. You ready for this thirty two six. Sixty percent of yours total population the time. So the reason they have this reputation: food, some of the other airlines, sixteen percent of their total population. Imagine something came along and wiped out. Six. Ten of all of us.
You should have a mean a reputation and does oh, my god, you're a rat words. Are that bad, as you mean despicable, it should be very bad, Janina levity. She just be that you told on somebody. You read my arm, I think that's gonna, listen all in all the plague reduce the world population from an estimated four hundred and fifty million down to three hundred and fifty million in the fourteenth century, years, this fourteen centre thirteen hundred, so he killed that's insane man. It killed a hundred million people at least. Seventy five to two hundred million people, that's insane So hard for me even think about those years in an apparently lasted forever. I mean it couldn't cure things back. Then would last for years and years and years, nears nears people kept dying of these horrible fuckin disease and some people had barely get through it and there,
Noone system should strengthen and some people, just can drop off like flies. Did you know the washing of you know your hands over? There was sort of not agreed upon by first I babies were giving birth, they didn't surgery and wash their hands, and it was almost like the people it wash their hands, that's what I'm saying Joe everything leads down to the same thing. Just as people didn't do it like, there's those today don't be on the wrong side. Gives you every time in history? Look stoop. There was a group of people arguing over washing your ends, where there's that thing today. So err on the right side of the story is going to be about what a more on you work with this word weird denial about global warming. That to me is absolutely fascinating cause. It's really one of the few arguments. Have anything to do with nature and the new of the world Have these ideas? is tat to a liberal ideologies and conservative ideologies battling it out and when I
here. Conservative people say that it has been proven that humans are responsible for global warming, that it's just a cycle of life. Often times I talk to them. And they are even paying attention to the actual effects of global warming. They have as vague idea of what the impact Global warming is their main concern, is defending conservative business practices and conservative ideologies and that's like where they go to immediately to strengthen up the gate and battle down for argument, and it's the ok we'll who could do for those who do it look at what open it. How much do you know about what's happening and that's when you kids miniscule, these people have very little idea. For the most part, people like really passion about the subject. Sure there's a few experts. Other disagree the right now, but I'm just saying that by my personal experience, a lot of people I meet and opinion onyx, I'm not a fucking climate scientists, but I've talked like twenty five year old guys they now they're like in a hard ass, is like look for it.
Earth temperatures been Trajan Fer, you know a million years. It goes up and down the dinosaurs live in a totally. If that doesn't matter, you know it hurts me now do we know these to be an ice age to do you know that you know that half a North America was unwilling a mile high she device, but we do know is happening right now for sure well, but it ll amiss in this might be a notion of a thing. Isn't the argument you would think on the on the people to think that's. It lets us do what we need to do to do whatever we can do, isn't what you should do the same, whether you believe in we could change it or whether you can't. Let's say you think you can change it. We can't fix it, you would still one of respect. The planet will were here, so you cannot, believe in it and still respect. I don't understand what the argument is to not acknowledge because the whole fight till I try to be more aware of how much gas we use in writing the ultimate goal to prove that it's happening this year might does that make you need to know. I told him. I thought we were trying to prove, let's
we use less because look. The global warming is our way approving it may be making people believe it. So that's so, where I'm confused, so even if it's not even if we can't perverse it. What's downside, of doing everything they say to do right at making. The downside is that businesses would have to change some of their parameters like car businesses. You know what do they do? They have coal burning plants where they do like there's a real problems in parts of China that the pollution has gone so bad from coal burning that they lay low. We can't go outside there was this insane video that they, that was on tv the other day, they pull a sub smog in China itself It's fuckin knots man. These people are walking down the street and they d of their their faces covered. With like masks and stuff no trudging through, and it looks like therein they apocalypse movie. I mean it's. Worse than the road.
Gloomy. Look that mood the road this gloomy apocalyptic world. This is way worse than people live, yeah dude, it's insane like you, couldn't make a movie like this, unless you added in later, because you couldn't expect to actors to work and economic conditions of no later than the apocalypse they have that, whereas this China look at that long right, No doubt they can't live long at all, it's just too it's killing them for sure. There's no doubt about it is no doubt about it's killing people at a rapid pace, it's probably taking DEC. Aids after life really smog level shut down city of Harbin this is it pull up Brian? lab smog in China, and it's the first video and under videos in Google is fuckin crazy man. You see people walked on the street. You like, oh, my god, you naughty fox, have Poisoned your city to the point where people can even breathe. The air and still ever tolerating still everyone
its jobs. Still everyone needs to feed their kids latest. Let these businesses continue to operate the way they are everything they should divide. Other food everything should be shut down for a fuckin month, does lead to our clear out Jesus Christ. Look what you're doing pull up the video Brian look with there you're doing. Look at this look at this time. Glass. Ok, wanted member to look behind you. Look behind you. Look behind. You could see it. This is fucking mad. Now I saw this. This is incorrect. Apple, incredible man know what was to be no more than twenty The thing about three hundred is considerable, and I'm so that that makes sense that will he's describing what's wrong with the content organization recommends daily levels of particulate matter with the diameter of two point: five micro metres to be no more than twenty Anything above three hundred is considered dangerous levels around a thousand were recorded in some parts of Heaven
schools were shut and the airport was closed way. What school, hardliners home to some eleven million of them are nowadays this little girl and I'm really California, people understand that we learn nowadays. Snow days is a great thing ever number that ninety eight hundred and one one hundred and two hundred and three and will be built, shut. The fuck up, you would call a number the added number to call for school closing when would tell you all the school clothings into recording that where these tweet it probably shows a problem within the parents, email just on a mass emailed all students that such a great want to think of, like oh shit, that a second fuckin snow days, some did you that I never like school. You know you don't realize the yellow buzzer stomach ache. What
University of Iowa teacher teacher assistant sent out her whole entire class was pushed this year and out, like the answer, sympathy but sent out of her boyfriend masturbating websites, the disaster hit. I'll. I'll websites sees what happens when you fuck around with email. You don't know you do, and the snow days were fuck and also the ones, and do you think that woman I'll I did on purpose? No, do you think she should get fired me? Why should she? What would you think the masses thing is a yak immune ashore people are demanding, a judge. Democrats is taking a picture reminded in so what yes, definitely an accident and obviously she's problem. Unless you can love, we might be wrong or can we be assuming its an accident and she might be just be like really a crazy attention. Person is like the way I wanna get attention on the sand. Pictures of me jerk off. That's why
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well, I wouldn't I wouldn't say pants on, I would say no panty skirt kids do seriously not to be funny, but worrying out. They would free get rather dry cry. Girls would scream- and this is not wrong- that I warrant asking is known around and I don't think they say you horror, I rings in some girls, it would say or girl, and I grew up with, would say you or what age we were you fourteen target but eyes, oh yeah, they would definitely no that's on ya. Think it that's what it's like that I brought this, I think, is an important rather viewpoint. Gentlemen. Media answer made me. Look crazy. No! No! No! No! No! I didn't know because if, if Good question, ok notes. If it's interesting, it's weird What would you do? Would you do you think, take out I do say that though, but I think you might be like the desire to get close to her. If, like this, is happened more than once, ok in high schools more than once some young attractive teacher has
with two or more boys from school, either on campus, like locking the door or taken back to your apartment. It happens. It happens all the time, the habits of and say all the time, but it happens chattering several times in history or hearing about it more more. It's probably been half a dozen or so that's being really conservative examples of this that have made it onto the news. So we know that people are doing it in a. We know that we it's not like so to say that someone sends these naked pictures themselves. Whoopsies. I don't know what I did, but she could be some crazy freak. It wanted to beat off in front of class
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after that, thank God for keeping exercise it again. I can't believe I accidently sent my policy to everyone again for the first time. You are clear record. I think everybody the benefit of the doubt they should you. Can you imagine, but the way wearily saying the one percent chance that it happened with some create or three percent, because we know Ninety seven percent she's horrified she's a decent person that just got out it's like fuck and then there's people to judge you wishing you don't wanna, be that got accolade we definitely or take a brain will be ripe. Rogan is my will ask him what he thinks of the new health care programme and we come back and get in the love above and I liked at clarifying. Your point is very important to you. Like me, It is not, as I waited all its thoughtful. I think you very thoughtful about it. Yeah I try to like yeah, it's the it seems like I go backwards. Sometimes now mean you. Sometimes you just thinking about things like you. Don't you shouldn't odd Merrick automatically have a very fully formed opinion on certain subjects. Everybody thinks suppose do and if you don't you're an idiot, but this
nothing wrong with not having a fully formed opinions on these your honest about it. I always say that always say the same thing again lose your careful to say like because- and I do I try to go- look I'm still taken in stuff, because I think it lessens the anger of people at home that really genuinely might know you're wrong. Yes, I feel like they always tell them be comforted, because if I get an email, nuts intelligent and somebody breaks it down, you know what I think, the first I already emailed it educates. May I go only I I wanted to an earlier podcast cuz. I want come back home to tone you didn't think about that rights are knowing that. I will do that. Always let me think. Ok, I'm comfortable to sometimes speak before I have formulated my opinion yeah important. I think in its import to be honest about what you actually know what you don't know. There was one of the funny things about this midnight. Paris movie was that his wife in the movie was There was a guy on the clear was like super intellectual guy was, like you, know, judging wines and whose real dude and throughout the film
he saw Woody Allen like Woody Allen Character like a battle with the sky, about, like fact, and and deal with his by, but that by bullshitting him now, so I think I think it's in port to. Let people know what you actually do now and worse movie. It was perfect, it was funny, but really I was always pretending that he had facts in have was at that. They're not argue with this guy about some things that he had nature, is really find. It was funny because you didn't laws, you're gonna do come back, is what a great and that that movies outweigh now. Yes, by watched it our plane, but it's two thousand eleven movies. You could probably get it on. You now probably get on apple tv or something that we all loans we ve all done. We ve all done that yeah, especially the young bullshit. You, your brains out somebody posted on the message board night in the pollution and
aging, is pretty much identical in Pittsburgh. Had in sixty years ago and posted these photos, that's crazy, but that could be fun. I'm assuming its, not though there's that there's a Jesus Christ. Yet that's real! That's nineteen. What sixty years ago, what's the guy's name, vinegar taster. They are linked to an article one. Was Pittsburgh not long a world as nuts. Oh, my god look at it on a map that look at it from the sky. That's insane or a guide over the when you look at it from when you look from the top like from an airplane. It looks like a big boy a cloud or a great cloud over the city. That's it Nana sought, any more men. They cleaned
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ok, the history of locks and need to know this, ok ready this. The first serious attempt to improve the security of the lock was made in seventeen. Seventy eight, the fur Lock was asked well ready for this estimated before a thousand years ago. It was a foreigner to opinion, tumblr type of lock a common. Dipshit locked for the time? That's insane? lock work using a large wooden bolt secure a door which a slot with several holes in its upper surface in the holes were filled with wooden pegs that prevented the bolt from being opened. So that was the first invention of the law, proving people that have been stealing shit for years. But there's no here to go now stealing about also figure figuring out. They do you need a gang of people working on this kind of stuff in order to get things happening. You know if you gotta figure out how to make a wheel or make a call
or maybe you need a lot of other fuckers. Do knows how to make tyres figured out how to make robber. You need to do to understand suspension components needed due to understands combustion engine. How do you get that into a card may go? We need a transmission guy has a lot of different variables and one person's duck an inventor car here, but even with a yellow, That's funny to think about. Like someone I dont think about back, then process goes into it like someone invented the wheel, because that was the forward. Think of that time. Where was he? Writing is stuff download? What year was that we understand that, when invention, the wheel so that they didn't have run they couldn't have written then by the way my history is atrocious. So if I ask any questions like what or I might be beaten inopportune to be, an expert rush talk and thank you came in time. Is we all right? I don't know man is a good question. That's what I'm saying you know. I always picture the worst for some reason in my head, though, that every listener like even I know, I'm crazy, is this now he's talking about
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so they probably gonna. Forget this everywhere work at a year. Getting your horse and shut your fuckin hall is as good as we got brow worrying to see what you really interesting. Did they just take horse pass and just kind of madame wider? Now they had to fuck. You re use tools, there's a lot of times these tools me, you look it also, those old California, roads were you're going up the coast, the utility carved, in other words, that of the row the wall, though it carved curve. Tunnels are ignoring, California, especially It holds true, though, through the buildings, its authority through the rocks and we're talking time ago who did they should a long time ago they carve pass around mountain tops too, three hundred years ago. Did it along ass time ago they did before. There was any cars, they did it was wagons. They were just they were, they would read the ground, they would cut it. Nino smash it down and roll it with things they pulled things with horses. They try to get the groundless softened or as a flat and straight as possible, but barely, namely
it like here's, where the food is here's where we go to sleep, and this is where we gonna work. Let's get this than this, and then everybody stay in that area. Are you kidding go anywhere back? Then? You can get your fuckin horse and buggy and go to Arizona where'd you get. The key elements are gonna. Go to California. For the weekend, you receive those bells on the side of the one. A wine have you ever seen it there's a bit. These bells are like they just hanging on the side of them when a wine in your Diane. Because that wing every mile really yet and it's like, I always wondered what it was and that's the actual original path. The day they had dug now finding him the bells there, and that was when was hoarse and buying buggy they made some roads and horse and buggy, but you know people live The coast
that's all there is some some towns in the middle or somehow, and other people got there, because the trains or something along those lines, but when it was both pre train like way way back seventeen hundred than they can in boats. Let me ask you this then select. Let's say this bizarre: they start this village somewhere in Iraq, was there's still a hierarchy of who doesn't do as much work as other people are, of course, I'm sure that's always existed, this clear, easy to think. So, what like the exertion Harsenet would stop and not maybe they get the right the horse on me like a may, pretend job I think people died off easier that way because people who want to breed with them- and I think it's it's- it's certainly always been a look down upon aspect of people personality, but it's also super fucking common while lazy bitches out there is a lot of people. I don't understand how that being lazy like that is so bad for you and everywhere unity ever achieve anything. You ever want to. U never gonna meet your expectations. You never gonna improve in
I feel like a real sense of like accomplishing things, AEGIS, lazy, you never gonna put it you never gonna really go for it and that's it's it's there for you to see. So they could see. A gross. It looks to other people. So when you meet someone, I Thank you. You meet. Someone is troubled. Often times that that's one of the best things you could see without having to go through it yourself. If you plot what you see what makes weird it feel weird about. Don't remember who said this, I think was Mark TWAIN or one of those guys. He said a fool learns from the mistakes that he makes a wise man learn from the mistakes of others. I love those was agreed if their great, because they say so much now, that's a big one, and I was when I was a great long enough. I think it was Mark TWAIN Enemy who the fuck now was might have been Benjamin Franklin, somebody It's an old bad mother. Fucker lived a long time ago, wrote shit, crappy paper.
Is it? Did you ever even think or would even be something you'd want to think of If somebody said like you know, what's a quote, you know you can get it to go down either. A wall, a close and they call you and you get to have one you caught up there with all the Golden River picket over a million. Oh that's right. You can't pick you'd, never actually giving yourself a nickname, Rahul Outta, the comedy medicine man, hey, I envy and feathers had to do a charming ceremony, comicality medicine man. We can't nickname is Joseph. Those guys got some thought. My thing be: that's why both bothers me there's somebody in the business and maybe we can pick your own quotes. Any can I want to state is one thing now I put. This item and some people still keep wow retweeting. It there's a thing that somebody attributed to me. That was not my quote at all. It was a quote by drag Geraldo and I tried it too.
People like when it when it happened, I tweeted it, but the quarters. A picture of me- and it says this homeless guy asked me for money to the day and I was about give than I thought he's agonies and on drugs he's just gonna use it on drugs now gone. Why should I give to him? Then I realized that's what I'm going to use it on. Why am I judge this poor bastard, that's x is actually Gregg Geraldo somebody got more. Gotten him confuse of me and attributed cheery their quota, but it's not like he's a really really fucking funny. Guy too great Geraldo was a good do too knew him way back in the ninety nine. These he was out here do in his own tv, show right next door, I was doing news radio, so you know we are super friendly. Really nice guy real Fuckin, smart guy to it's a greater degree
Joe Tee ass. Fine, while you know that's, his style is totally even sounds like our Geraldo joke. I didn't know him well, but it's almost says more about that type. A comedian in and the good part of our common cause, I'd love, community, amateur and other. I loved means loved me as to its it's. It's a guy I appreciate that because it is, it is somewhat I really try to be aware of how lucky I am to be like even all complain about some of the ones that I dont like it's never knew comedians. I complain about it's just really old bag comedians adieu. I have no desire to age. I'm not sorry! That's my number one problem, not it's not a new guy that might change. I don't I don't judge a new guy. The acts like another comedian. Could you know what he grow out of it. I've seen comedians emulate other comedians, and then you look at him. Two years later came into their own. Judge in the beginning. I just route for it all and on positive, very similar musicians. Do that really YAP visit so it's only when I talk about that guy, that's doing it for that, but this all are positive, but overall
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the fuck up just go and do it there a drag man. They're fucking drag this such a big difference from complaining, because I know someone taking this out of context, including me going. I loved complain about I don't get it when they don't set an upright, but that's not my majority. I also Andy shit turn a time talking about good and positive things, but the other as there will have to work hard to be around them because you like have to do a lot ahead nodding and you think a one point: don't they realize I'm not agreeing, because they get to the point where I can agree or physical ear beating you taken a near media that is being down. What is like, do you deceive him? A little bit of that at that a brutal there's a guy that our friends or that I have to stop this back in the dance friends and for a long time like I met him in the nineties and he not do well, he moved out to LOS Angeles and anti surreal, insecure guy and real problems with you know. Try I'll, go in addition to try to be a community actor
the guy. I enjoyed him like a person. There was a percentage of the time that I loved being around him alive, when we're laugh and and joking and talking about things I love being around him, but then there was another part was maybe was only ten twenty percent of the time it was bearable. Was torture and I tried to let him know I tried to say lit man. You know I approve he ate the struggling IP appreciate your out here and California. You know it's hard to make things happen, but here's what you man you're a talented guy you're, a talented guy you're funny guy. Just keep doing it and you'll figure out what it is. You ll find a marriage, you do an audition you'll make a that goes on. Did you gonna find the most and things that you are enjoying yourself in your out here. Doing what you love to do for live, that shit never flew with him. Why is this fucking guys fucking guys on tv? How can this fuckin guy got a development deal? You know what man I'm turn the tv I'm seeing this fuckin guy will show, and am I maybe this is another business museum in the wrong business. Not african guy set
often goes terrible. Let me tell you something I mean he was like open might night terrible. I can I can I tell you what I told someone who, by the way there not that case yet more effective. The have have my it is being afraid of saying our mapped out say it is this? Isn't even a bad thing like this is actually giving this person? You know credit right, but on that day aware of it, but has to do with what you Talkin about a complaining, but but not not that not that bad yet, but could be gone down the path of. Maybe I want to help a little. I said. Let me ask you a question: I'm celebrity offered you What for you to make up a good ten thousand dollars a month right now? Decides that isn't a week exactly right, funny tweets. He adds a weird make pretend thing, but they call you on the phone it does. I washed are tweeting more and you know my voice, you given to me at the end of each day, I'll pick a few I like you know so good to good paycheck, but ok I'll give you ten thousand hours a week. Whatever would would you be able to do that? You know no eyes,
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our friend Kathleen up in Toronto, slash lean on twitter she's, we hung out with her in Toronto, she's just a twitter comedian and she wanted to do stand, but she never really did at home with me and dug Benson and who the fuck out with us up there. I think of talent, Maybe it was in Toronto, member with an airy whatever. Whatever moment, our whatever was surely she's really funny now scattered development deal. To show an empty Vieira all from too When we know people who was it's either notwithstanding, It must be an attack Nina. What are you doing this? I don't know man even can tell me what I done and I don't know I'll get whenever they know peoples is mob. My point agenda, like fifty thousand twitter. Followers are sometimes it's hilarious. Yet people are gonna again. It's not me say that about myself, because it's for a tweeting is I tweet and I like it. It's not my strong suit, but this post.
If you're claiming you're right or anybody out there that lose says there are writer should ask themselves the same question like a fuckin you're right it. What does it mean if three million overnight, but it will, you will see your numbers grow and obviously we, wheat, I just said we see a lot of these people so just applying what certain people, duty or friends that don't realize you could here's what she said his earliest tweet, her name on Twitter is princess anus and she writes turned on the little heater under my desk at work, crunching numbers and cooking pussy. You show your policy like your pants. Looking down at the heater. It's right under neither shall live in Toronto. Call this work for the picture, o Brien two areas its slash lean on Twitter. How did you find out about this girl some tweeted, her so Seventy one thousand followers now and she's, not like a famous person, scares you shoulda vigil woozy above the eater.
She's, just a funny girl. She says a lot of funny shit. It's approves it works Chris Carmona. He reads like a lot of money to eat and people were he to start. Soon. After, while someone of words to you, she had a great joke about blowing a guy who like blown so many drunks, that she didn't pass her breath attests test, protect its s, Cassius, sucked, drunk guys dish. It really funny man child, When somebody like that, you know said this a million times but, like I don't mind, jealous when people verily success in size? We have to remember the people are doing it anymore, but I also try to turn the Josiana motivation is opposed to late bitterness. Just try to lake get. Ok, that's yet all Johnson and they work. Can I be fuckin? Do an urgency says here? No matter what the letters are all knuckle, tat to say: Dad's gone, that's so rude.
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The person- and I dont want to do what I want to do, because I have to come down porter doing what I want. I don't wanna talk to them at the end of the day. By wanting to what is wrong with you seriously, who are you I? Let's when I look at some of those who are you, you read that Margaret, yellow yonder. When you read it, you saw those spoken say is really that you were motivated to fix ray, Are you are you would seriously like? It sounds silly, I get it, but then there's also like Yahoo. Aren't they? We'll worry, what do you do to everyone else in your life? If that's what you the first thing, I am trying to be funny. I'm a comedian amount of good speller, but your go. Get it people are angry- Drang angry Glass, life, is not what they wanted to be. Well, let's say they said this with China. Help nice still go just making yourself the victim is allow that What there is this pass this
ways you manage life in this path to go down and if you go down I've, I'm a victim path by instinct by automatic reflexively lot of people. Do goddamn as people annoying, though, he bore so fuckin annoying this it's a real problem. I tend to agree with you on most of the things you say you know always in the pretty the same area. Sometimes you say in a better way than I say so it still helps to listen to excite helps me fight the fight so I'll region requires good. I don't like it's a wasted time, we're doing a figure that move freely. Folks, listening, guess I think sometimes it's getting here because you it's like, I say they hit it from another perspective. I'll drop, an analogy I use. If someone gives me a better one. Oh my god, it's better my! I love that one. I think we naturally, which we were talking about culture earlier in and then you know, people arguing over ideologies. I think we naturally form tribes. I think there's some tribes are form just based on behaviour and belief, systems and geography, and we get these. We
things in your very dangerous. You might think I swear to you. I think this genuinely has to do with what we're talking about. I'm not trying to less. If I am you'll know from my God, I didn't think I was, I believe you represent Dorothy, I wrote them. I wanted to talk to you about was not here. Anymore was the when people you said they will need these said they will form trudge people will do so yeah sick. So ok, here we go so podcasting as originally basically taking radio and making it is just getting rid of the middle management. Just you is pure stand. So that's what it's getting rid of that person, so does this thing that happened by a think, if you're right, that people will naturally Crete the rules, so we got the person. I just do what you want and then their became. The sun was your. We do in our podcast by people they did. But they decided that and I felt a little bit of a new, surely do and then you with, which is why I'm begging you somewhat go on your work and he does. I threw up, I guess, and we thank Fucking Guy
this was. It was like yours, I wanna do three hours limited so, but that whole Lee was made by the here's. This great institution get rid of all the this radio, it's great to get rid of all the business get rid of any one. Tell me what to do. It's just us now, and so I decided to go yea only. Do it as an hour. Here's one thing I want to put out there too. This is really important. You don't do commercials and Amelia Fuckin podcast you don't I dont do it. I won't do it. I never will do it, I'm not interrupting the fuckin shot because its brutal its brutal it it it fuck with the conversation it puts a hitch in the conversation. Unless you we remain yourself afterwards in post here, but if you and
the conversations are reading of a page we're starting from scratch again with data. Certainly, we ve certainly heard good people that had to do it when they had radio do it and it's not the best part of it, but we love them didn't have to doing. And what now you don't have to do that. So I totally in one of the reasons you don't have to do. It is because, if you are selling things are you actually believe and we have a series of different products that we agree to. We ve turned down a lot of products and, like I have no use for that. I wouldn't use and realize I don't agree with and unlike what it is, that of turned down its progress, two ships to promote things that are not believe in movies and unbelieving shows that I don't believe in Once you make that sort of an agreement is people will say for the things that support your show automatic. They would want to if it really is a good product whose that's me, Don't you know that is bitches with this? Is his assent, our galaxy note three. Then super. Have you with all my goodness how away
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the cameras little whether we got off the air and you go to peace. If there is a third money, this is just so much stuff. You can do with these things that an Iphone would never let you do. There's so much weird shit that you can get done with these things is acting big, big, though, to carry around in your pants. Now you know: what's not big of it's a matter of getting used to look I've, a magazine that I choose on my own, I choose other. Content in school. Through it every day, and it gives me stories based on interesting shit, come standard with the phone theirs it's so easy to cut and paste images and put him in a scrap book pays urls save website you saved documents, you can actually download and say things which the item for. Never let you do you don't want to download things in the Iphone. Just put it in a file on this. You could put put in files when you play music. You describe he's a good dragon in there that six three seconds enough load? I tunes or anything weird like that. It's way more gives you weigh more freedom.
In a lot of ways, that's bad and for some people it's probably not what they want. They want something that just works. You know but if you're a person like me, that's a really in the technology and finds it fascinating to fuck around what new things you can't be. Screen son, that's gigantic. When you go and watch we'd websites. On this. It's it's almost like allow. Why don't you get it just level Ipad? Why would I want? I want to have this year, but in my time get super big syndrome are easy to use its easy fits right, my pocket, it seems big, then it really is. I mean it is it's big to the point where it's not like? I'm sure it's big to the point, like if you had it in your pocket, you wouldn't want to sit down. You would want to do like this with it back pocket, but if I'm just like walkin around it fits fine. This is Here too, it is huge, but it fits the difference being to me first, fascinating, like fucking around the new operating system, are playing with it.
Things used to work, really easy: the processors, the Fuckin pictures or Annabelle. The pictures thing takes our blue. Their magical made it's just What is it twelve the pixel or some other way. I still think it is largely funny because I know just gracefully happen, but we're tired, but I would never do sponsor and then I know you're feeling. Well, that's sun spots are now known as ITALY. Now this cell phone as its motto might know, that's what I mean sometimes in life I'll, say something I would be so passionate about. Something like you are, and I go there's no way if that was, they feel that they can ever play that because there's no fuckin way anybody would believe that was real, but it is only through some product. I'm talking about. I go off on how good guys outcome. Nobody abbot know either there's no way. Someone will believe that, but that's a passionate I am, but I believe you because I know that you wouldn't do that, but there's some people that you know would where some people you know it's sneak in a commercial and pretend that they really loved their galaxy note phone and resilience to commercial just somebody and silly person, but the lino the
The idea of commercials interrupting things is unnecessary and it's not just unnecessary. It's it's not for the product. It's it's not good for the experience just get good sponsors, laid in the beginning played the an say. Thank you to your sponsors. Let everybody knows you're sponsors we ve had a lot of like really loyal sponsors like teaching in squares base and as we can will mention them even when we're not doing commercials. We really do both Irene we believe in squares recently might be one of the ads for this show, but they're fucking great, it's a beautiful design to great weight. Websites. If I find something cool, I would let you know. Even if it's not paying me money to, let you know you know, you know some, the universe,
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how to cook a roast outside like smokey hardwood. I took it feel like three hundred degrees like four hours or something like that. You do that. You just said it. It's amazing. I didn't know that there were pellet grills Gazette my parents of in an old home in Philadelphia and they had a pellet stove in the living room that would come in bags and are like would end in a very natural order, says compressed hardwood natural sugar of seeing the world look like rabbit food. A little does it looks like that kind, cat litter I used to have a green stuff. These Esta Times task is the best stuff. It kills the smell the Basque or haven't you ever how many cats to to what are they just cats or they how one of them is a rag doll cap nor those are these their legal, limp and pickles. There are grossly, no really yeah and the other one is she's part pushes amount, she's part Persian in part like Tom TAT she likes. Eighteen years old, she sexting is also faces, a kittens crazy. She says totally healthy. So
come on. You talk to you now now Mouth House thinks it's hilarious, have cars with this cat, why now sometimes annoying like ally, but she could get difficult my friend Andrews Meeting, my friend Andrew, has a cat, and it crazy. Not only does it which I've seen a lot when you go, and sometimes I like, if a cat jumped up and you have an extra monsieur- I love so a but it eats data chips. Whenever you want state and vetches, Larry, you shitting me. I still gather fetches see I would to me of your home alone, and you have a dog or cat anything just to have it. It just It is a bonus when you ve got virtuously, gives you can do so in the potato chips, because it's a good. Maybe your home by yourself and you just sitting there the fact that this other thing want something you give it wanted leads you don't give too much of it. This cat hated everybody with me, though it was great because effect it fettes balls. They take
little ball paper crumpled up in a ball toss in chase after swatted, then it would bring it back to me and throw it again play games She hated everybody with me. She hissed at me when I saw in the past or like all the kittens rental, pet store and she's? histamines like give Gimme that one. She's crazy, that's one that needs these wild notches dies, I'm always been akin to the wild creature of the dog to have two dogs, It was evident tat she buoy new English bulldog mix and a massive I ever master I know the other one, I'm not sure what it is, but a messed. Yeah he's he's a small mastiff he's a hundred forty pounds, Collar Regency Mastiff there, it's half neapolitan mastiff and they breed them. Pebbles to make this dog cigar really ask.
Eric Mastiff, but they there late there big too big one hundred forty point on, but it moves like a Panther crazy how fast it things are and how powerful there, but soon her sweet. I like these sweetest dog. I gotta his personality. His dad was on fear, factor and couldn't believe how sweet the dog was, we would use them as an attack dog would put people may suit and he would send amount to attack, but to the dogs the game. He was a mean to people at all, but when the donor told to do that was the game was to go. Do it and then you got rewarded for that. So we put these people these giant taxes in this dog just grab them and boom thrown to the ground. Was never mean when it was over. They out, he stops backs up. I go. How is this talk so cool yours? I don't at the assholes breed. He goes I just I make sure that all my dogs, they never have any dog aggression than ever many people aggression system was, is Chillun with all these other dogs he's a looks like a lion like this black lion and its
nurture his? He was even bigger. He was a hundred ninety pounds. His father was very big please just sitting there and I'm like one. The dark, so nice, like this doesn't make sense, is everybody would combine, would like look at two ways: I did that's why I remember my mom bread, dogs, when we were growing up and like one, not like a popular, and she said. Levin dogs bite out of fear, they're, not gonna bite when someone really happens anyway was mean that somebody takes a shovel and lifted up in the air were either hand. Those dogs cower yeah, so the dogs at their train, from like something like what you're saying my friends a cop and to see the dog help, it is. I know what that dogs capable of a minute so does soup confident it doesnt bite out of fear exact. Isn't by that? I fear you that's the thing about these mastiffs when the reasons why the such great dogs, because they are the real like relaxed and calm around people are not worried about you. What are you gonna do liking? You have a gun what're, you gonna do to a hundred. Ninety pound Mastiff, not alive
MA, am does not isn't gonna, take long, they listen to us out of love, and you know when you have a dog erase from a puppy and really love this guy named Joe in here, this doesn't has probably know it all near the opposite, like he read the call Regency Mastiffs and it's a breed that he created himself that has been working on for like decades, and so he's like super specific about what dogs he lets breed and, at the end of the day, he has. This amazing companion exists Johnny Johnny Cash. My dog he's asleep. This document have my life. He just did and all big giant who just he loves everybody. He loves my three year old. He loves my five euro lives. Other kids, other kids come over these immediately like happy. He doesn't get weird around them he's like but any friend the comes over. You met Johnny. You super friendly right, like immediately. You don't feel sketched out by him at all. Right now. I love your dogs, both em or undue those very sweet to diverse we dogs Time is too, I was about five years,
watching a friend's dog, and I saw one day in the street with the dog did to another day. He went I've never seen him like that. That type of a growing areas- and I just gotta- nothing- happened. Animals leastwise. I never saw a member thinking, it was it. We know that when I had my would bite is fair and just love em and by- and I thought I'd be afraid to do that now, but guess what? But that night I did because he was so like I go. That's never and I'm a chicken I'm a chicken, but I'd just I get it when people are comfortable around animals because those sense it cause. I don't know why I just thought: no he's that way with that dog solemnly going back Finally, while he's also probably protected you, he doesn't trust that dog. He does no one. I dogs near him that dog is violating its territory by being a stranger near him like instinctively. So unless he's socialized, unless you take them around dogs, our time, it's a natural instinct to want to ward off other dogs. That's why I'm raising a dog You can raise a dog, that's really sweet with people which my dogs were, but then we have real problems with other dogs, especially its genetically pitfalls or someone who wants to see
it is no way you avoided. You can avoid. The only thing you can do is socialized those dogs, bring them around a lot of other dogs and cats gently reprimand them, stop them from from attacking start them and keep them exercised. You gotta, wear them out. I throw the ball with them. Haven't play in only like make it a positive experience when they meet other dogs but still run and some other dogs the test so next time, another Goin out it, but they don't. That to use up like Why does it have ever had whether they had problems with other dogs or not? They evolve and sweet to people. All of this can't wait to jump up and kiss because that's all they get all they get a sweetness at home. You know they get. Hey, don't eat that! Hey, don't you that no bad, but they don't you be they don't get yell that they get kissed and hugged. You know you have an animal like that. You know that You were saying the you know there when they get around other animals. If they haven't seen. That's why a long time ago made this ruling obi like a bunch of was rent
maybe how suddenly arrowhead or something you where people go taken, we bring the dog. I would trust them, they would go he's gonna he's so kindly so come. But then some I would ask if there were two dogs, they weren't they and they would all apologies or we can do not normally like that. I know, but they are here, yeah you're, bringing them around eighty and therefore lighten or there now even if it's not somebody, even if their dogs common home, sometimes it cannot become at another place, because it's not comfortable news noises, some men at the door, but only in theirs these exceptions. I get it. But overall my feeling is: there are exceptions, but overall leave your dog. I totally agree brought my dog places and selfish. It selfish. I was a fish when I did it and people would do they don't think you're being selfish, but me you could do it it's one of my friends, dogs and I love the dog and I've been around the dog a lot and I don't mind. That's one thing, but a long time. The dog dominates you thinking now,
where's the dogs guarding the question. Does the dog in the bathroom wizard why you document bathroom man when we went camping not even from I wasn't crazy to these people by the way you oil, we say, there's always exceptions because I live a very maybe it's not apparent or live, but I've had dogs were people bring them and I'm happy they. Of course, even ass, you know bring you don't bring your dog so there's, but over all you have to test the waters a little. You know I don't want anybody that I would think that would listening and I'd be like no. No, you don't get really did like I'm, not just making exceptions, but overall leave it out overall unless you have an understanding right, let we're unless your dogs, like each other, I have my friend raw, When I first got my dog, he had a dog. There was a boxer and human, dog word like they would get together. They bought basically the same age thing. His dogs are a little bit older and they will just go. Fuckin nutty just run around circles about seventy eight when they saw each other, they were so excited. They were pals like day
It decided I really early on. They lay play fawn stuff like that, but there are bodies so when they were around each other, the college, I can't believe you're, just a chap punk bouncing a job and it was fun, but we watch em. You know we had a watch him every five seconds you forget about those two taper dog you right on the most part, you're lucky, if they're just don't care each right or but when they get along, it is like to members raising and our friends. Parents would bring their dog over and you could just tell they were like just a yard and getting along, and I just like there look at them their friend yeah, it's cool. When, when dogs are parties, it's cool when they do they re, that's in dogs are pack animals to the sailor thing dogs want a beer. Dogs like they love being around people, but they also love being around dogs to leave a dog by God all the time. Just kind of sad gets lonely. You know your dog report dog now I'm pretty good, except for Monday settlers, along the way
do you ever have somebody will go? How long can the oxen? And what do you think this is a reasonable amount of time on five days a week to leave dog at home alone is for new well inside housing. Thousands, tough, this we can be just so. We can now say doggie door to a yard Now what has I'll they are that wine is a lot that makes a big difference in I'm thinking of no no, no doggie DORA. The Sucker Nazi Party trained on peep adds that can pretty sounds good on paper, but it is these paper towel We should all have in your house. It's fucking disgusting. It's these! This party train the only ships all over the place there. Rose. The growth of the worse is like my old dog is when a carpet we pass and you'd never know about me toward the carpet. It was just like, oh my god, how much pasted is actually might have in your hands all over. The last two years have passed a lot.
Especially the cat of the dictators of said the level of dog. Now you brought a dog into the cats house and tat a sergeant beetles piss everywhere you not even hear you motherfucker mistreated, things like, I would treat it like. They did a toad decided, there's again seen that guy in ten hours, I'm just gonna piss. What will they do in the wild? Piss radioset list are doing a little box thanks using clean it. I'm pissed behind a couch personal behaviour at some originator where they want to be. They want to be treated right MIKE Don't piss in the house. You know one. My cat was pissing announced change the letter box like every couple days, a change like every three or four days and should pay in front door. Sometimes the old one UK evolution sixteen but am equity stupid, basically doing a person in my house, and then I realize you know once only does that the Letter box car funky so now that a clear every single day generic does that stopped. Now they don't want to do that. You just dirty pitch heretofore, big box shit, she's really been known as thinking, if, let's
tat you had like. Well, you know what I am about to say problem we can afford it. Let's say was thirty: five hundred hours are hard. Why are hard plums cat box? Lord plumb meaning that they call they like, if you have a good, some people, you take their trailer and they put it next to their home and some rather use it as a guest of the herd. A plumber once go you hard plummet, which means you look it up to the regular sewage Soviet, a heart like a toilet, but it's a cat box when as great a new, that's very possible totally. A low toilet. Maybe there's some sort of letter that will you never have to change your cap actually just flush it, but it does, but the cab. I doubt that the russian Dirt data that airline, what have you put dirtier than her toilet yeah, cancer than you do that, but doesn't she had one, those big, crazy, sphinx cats or something there? She has the skinless cat. That's what I mean is thanks. Cat is yeah forgot about to go in the toilet. Maybe my whole idea is not a good one. Will they do that? There's the ashes, Sphinx cat, I'm pretty sure, that's the hairless one there is, I've seen pictures on twitter
there's a young, a bunch of people that have videos and how train your cat shit, the toilet, Perry. I don't wanna thinking here, see, look here's a Dana's guy, that's so crazy junior p, geared to what is going on inside the toilet. Besides the paint, that's what I think, that's a training. That's the training thing You know to teach the Canada that makes sense. That's so smart! That's really smart looking cat. If cats are awesome and if you're in allergic to cats you cats don't empty, undersea can actually have this, as this was be sweet Yes most, notably, gases are amazing. They need body temperature, they make body he, so they want to another which all the time yeah he's always taken back. That's why they bread I would imagine that there is no really reason the breed the standard poodle to the golden Retriever Labrador, except that they they know that their big cool
but people want to because it's a poodle right, think maybe because we are the Santer Poodle grown up, and then we were little Weena want to get it on parents at the lie, what they were because we want. A poodle. Why a cool call up, but I'm ok David. You want a lab anything but a poodle Eddie. They would like. We were little and we took us to this place. I member was like this woman, Ruth Luke INS, and it was immaculate knows woman that really loves her little puppy? She had and they came running we love them. We would probably like in fifth greater fourth grade, my brother's all about same age, and we are they so cool? And then we have to learn that they were eventually standard. Brutal, we have. One billion then bear, and they were big bear- was ninety pounds a hundred moments, almost close two hundred pounds. He was a big man, but now but Labrador wasn't so many cooler well it's a thing. Like a combination thing, the people liked is moving to the love, Santa and social circles, always gotta elaborate doodle. I love those areas, as he knows, you're so cute becomes one of those little shit,
For that reason, I break the Santer poodle. You get the dog, doesn't she their smart, and then they that our citizens really good at something your dog, the pretty smart smart dogs, but here's the deal with smart dogs. You gotta, give some things to do. Ok, over Smart yeah, you, the german, Shepherd people of Germany. Upwards and aid. They don't exercise them and their own. They don't give them tasks and have fun with them and play with them. If you don't do that, are things going at borders? Fuck! That's a big ass animal anomaly! People do, you think, go with the with the two knowledge with age. How easy it is to do a little research on a dog and find that out. I better so many people they get it like they're there at the time, when their life, when they don't think about it, which I understand here- they're gonna, go get a dog. Now some people do but other people what name just get a dog. You have no idea. No one ever told them that huskies just get a husky and then they learn like you. Don't really now. I can see that forty years ago, but now you would think you would but there's still be by friends. It gotta husky friends of friends, and they were too. We were
being they told the story, and, unlike other, nor do they went just gotta husky. What is this, around. You know that you're right away. Do I take it for granted, you know huskies. Are they wanna be work? of their not they do destruction is at something people now either through these most people would know fuck up here at least a German require this guy just to let his German shall replace bear no decisive friend of her friends. I don't want you think all my friends were idiots yeah, look at those bear centigrade. Video have you Now, while it's amazing, because bodies with a bear- The dog hangs out with the bathwater. That's all well and good as long as the bare really super likes you in Europe with it all the time, that's the thing about those things cannot be with them all. In time and yet to make sure there well fed you gotta make of their super comfortable with you and you still. Those bears will eventually. You know that occasionally rather turn on people. I agree, you know it's funny when we you know. I always this is my my obsession with life.
And I always see examples of Adam every time I see some now I see an example. There are some people who have been putting a horn in that I agree by the way like try to have some dignity to the animal, the Sandy, the zoo you used to be able to keep a month still zoo. So that's the big argument, but were little. I learn this. When we went back, they don't make clapped their hands anymore and wave to the bears- and I asked why, because when once when I with my parents, they didn't, we were younger than when those in it, my went, they didn't do it and the Peter said you know, you know you do you guys in the animal they already. I don't want them at the zoo. Now, whether there can you give some dignity does does that makes that makes it to me it makes sense to me that you, if you're, going to a zoo first of all, you should see an animal in a semi natural environment. Zoo should have a minimum size requirement for big animals. The saddest thing is, when you see like a big animal and there in a tiny, ass fuckin enclosure that scary you now that's
says it's a prison public present. Everyone would agree to do so, even though the animals happy looks like it's, how you doing, there's no reason to make his no reason, no reason mainly trumpet here's. My question, who fought. Want to see a trick clap. Why do you want to see club? fuck, and we it's a bear in a line to see a bear. You should see bear wandering around the woods and natural environment. Anything else is she beings imposing their own power over this animal and then all the crowd revelling in the fact. If a bare just clapped on its own, who would give a fuck its is, Ideally, you tell the beta cloud and lift the big giant furry killer, but goes to the bidding of the intelligent man. Yea. We went again that's what this liberation as nobody Cheers Seaworld, because you get this magellan Fuckin orca show the reason to jump.
For fish. The reason that I think this is what happens a lot with people, and you know it when I always talk about this. I always am I saying on perfect, no primal by fuckin grow. I try to know you being honest about your opinions on things were not saying that you're, perfect I'll, say imperfect, but it could sound like it. I asked if you listen to someone for water, you always a try fucking at least try and I make mistakes. So the question is people when they go to sea workers? I think a lot of people go this. I just went right. No, no, no, not asking you to judge yourself when you went when you went, that's fucked gives you didn't think about it. Now, once you're educated, wife, went to see world. I didn't think about it. I wasn't a bad person, I'm gonna hold onto the rest of my life that it's ok. I did it because if I admit that had drawn, I met, I did some wrong. No, its not wrong. Do you have knowledge right? So that's what the sea world thing going back to that or this the Peter. You know the same. People were probably going out there just waving right, it's, but
Now you think. Why do you want to fuck and bear to write a bike? I watched it the first time and like to, but I was young. I didn't nobody to it, but it's one thing: if you have a bare and teach generated by getting loves it and it's like where's, the money but when you make him, do it for a fuckin show. You know ass. I come on man here when you think about it, and I generally that have area. I'm sorry, but did you the video of the bears and monkeys and they're going around their riding bikes around us nickel in Russia and the month falls and the bear tax it and they can get the better of the month. The bear. Kills. The monkey find crowd, Josie that bear Bear attacks monkey, Why do I think, although I know I wouldn't want my child to see that so, but my things are to go good while he can count on bears to do what you want to do all the time that you can count on them. If you train them to be nice to you, if you feed them in train them, he could count
that is, a wild mother, fucking animal with a hair trigger idea of survival and and death built into its dna and its explode at any fuck and dangerous situation, and if it thinks person is threatening its life I think something is violating its instincts to avoid. Look at this
The bears on a Bible this year. The monkey see the monkeys front, the monkeys and further their students load. That might take a few minutes, so the monkeys running and then the bears Raymond. The monkey fastened, the bare falls on top of the mountain gets pissed just goes after the monkey. Who is it tat the monkey apart from everybody, and they can get him off the multi ethnic? Stop. Please stop. Please stop deposed the monkey deposed the bike areas just fucking, this multi up this up there and they can't do shit you're, trying to pull the monkey out of its hands or out of its mouth, but it won't. Let go. Is this morning this month you five everybody freaking out, but that's that's nature. Man. This bear feels like it got attacked by the monkey. The bear is not understanding that he was on a bike monkeys, I'm like madam. They pulled the monkey out, but it's dead. It's is torn apart. The monkey is just one more own business do whatever he tells me do, but the bare thinks the monkey attacked him. He doesn't do. You know he's like why don't get hurt all this fuckin monkey yet
asked me, and so he just go after him. I think I feel good when I see it. Obviously, not because of the monkey is, I think, ok, maybe that will remind people yet their fuckin bears the name of their way. Think every time we see that stuff, that's a country thing to do to take an animal and imprisonment like that. It's not a bad thing to do. Look at him in the wild tsar, bad thing to do to manage their numbers in a while, including wolves and bears kills or an amount of a special his lot of people in the area you have to populations down. It's important mount mines to its big one, but this visit there to me, is not nearly as cruel in them and sticking them in a fog in animal prison. So you got em that shit could be a league. I take my kids to the zoo by what they re now, I'm a hypocrite. Take him to the Santa Barbara suits beautiful boys. I love it up there, but the reality is: should exist, shouldn't the very least you should have some gigantic walled in preserve or you? travel through their ranks undisturbed in some sort of a camouflage tube, but they should be able to hunt the animal should
have a natural ecosystem, we're completely dominating the ecosystem and forcing them to exist in an unnatural paradigm data, the paradigm of cold feet, who'd being slid in a tray under your door, and you have massive predatory instead on thousands of years millions of years, in fact of dna in your body, and you have these natural ward systems that you are you don't do not language in context. You just have these natural ward systems beat in your told to ignore them. You know aegis. Whether this can happen and up and bigger things have been built. You shorted just explain something that could happen like theirs thing, obviously, with technology to get it move through this area silently would be easy, camouflage. You know, legislature and you get inside and there's windows it or what to some. We could let all happen, and what could you charge then to tape? This thing through, therefore, hobby be much more made. Maybe maybe that could be but I like it when you said about you, you gotta go to the zoo because, like the opposite of that is ok, I'm gonna take
kid. The so now I'm gonna just may pretend that it's ok. It's better to just say, I'm doing it, but to Vano I'm certainly hypocritical and contributing to the problem of union. I do the same thing, but I think admitting it is at least not disrespecting the people that are fighting the fight, and we know the right. I think one rain going is bad, the next level it maybe I'm scenes to meet my feel better because they get ultimately dont go don't, but think there's another level of net. There's people out there, you're too lazy. You know their fight is right, you're, a little too lazy or selfish, and you don't listen, but don't fight them, don't call them idiots. Just go there, fighting the right fight and I'm lazy right and I'm certainly selfish and selfish more than I am lazy, because I want my children to experiences animals. That's why I go. I think it's fastening for them to see guerrillas and know that that's a real animal right there and it freaks amount but see world you. What would you do know? No, a boy, I think even guerrillas and chimps, I think its gross. I think the all that should be illegal, but
its legal ed's there and I'm not sure how much impact. I note this believe me folks or who are about you. You're, writing right now, Julia for critical flock. These animals are living beings. I agree with a hundred, but still there it's there zoos. There do a thing that should be there, absolutely, not think it should be illegal. Should I be boycott it most likely if it was just me on my own, I wouldn't go, but in this such situation that I am in right now and having children who enjoy looking at the animals. I think its point imports first of all that I take meant. I tell him that there's something wrong with this, tell them that I don't like it. I tell them that I that animals should be free to live in their own environment, and I think that this is one way worse than being I think an animal will. Obviously they wouldn't have this choice, but if they had a choice between living while being taken out by a predator or living in a fuck cage just staring at me: that stare at you. I will take my chances with a wolf. She died it to its quick and it's the natural way this
Nonsense. Did a draft nuts was dive old age? So, let's get taken out by lions. Right, that's supposed to happen, sounds fucked up So it's only because no one can deny that that's a ladder, natures, what it is that it is what is gazelles or fast for a reason, because they taste delicious bunch animals at one fuckin chase them and eat em. It's really simple throws them, but to put him in a cage and say others with a jerk gazelles live now. This is crazy, they can even run for stockings. Little tiny spot and freaking out those things I'm going to get him. I know it's gonna get him ever. I haven't will therefore goldfish yeah goldfish, stupid fuck, though the bailiff, even brains, just winding down tat glass. You an amazing mother, fucker, your hilarious comedian and thank God. We finally did this. This was this- was that I never get to do this ever so Gmos anytime, you want what I mean is that you know it's fun to do a park. Yes, we get to do something you don't do in years and I was able to let go. That was an amazing one,
part I took that lasted the whole time. Ten minutes ago I felt myself coming down. There was just very enjoyable, conversation yeah. I really enjoyed a two year, you're very thoughtful guy, and I think you, U confused, that with over analyzing. I think it just thoughtful employees. I really enjoyed targeting. I will do this again. Call tat glass, follow him on Twitter, its Todd glass with two days, not one d things, Aachen, weirder, Cogia, Healing Ezra helium thinks every week the club that will you help desire Wednesday, Philadelphia Wednesday before Thanksgiving and then take things even often undue Friday and Saturday and then I'll, be in Dallas at Addison. The second week of December, a beautiful Fuckin clubbed, Addison Improv love you I'd like one of my favorite, please let em I pay employees people while we lock. It proves that you can have a comedy club in a typical strip mall, but it has spoken soul yeah that place us all a policeman around a long time to all right. We will be back tomorrow with Pat Magee, the guy made the werewolf found the lobby and
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