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#485 - Amy Schumer

2014-04-15 | 🔗
Amy Schumer is a stand-up comedian, actress, and writer. She currently stars on "Inside Amy Schumer" on Comedy Central.
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Perhaps our wine, which I time to hide for me. Unless I ask by pay a white sneak. It says she do that clean. I need to have nothing whether some artists, the dew, demand things like that they demand like every summer go to want. These places always asked the guy's backstage like what's a crazy shit voting, because a lot of these duties that are like working in these comedy observe these, especially these theatres have seem like rock n roll bans come through. You always wanted. I quit common oyster, crazy shit. You seem just broken, coke stories. Most part of their body has manawyddan repeat the stories care when one again remain trouble, but their Moses, Coke and naked people still face. Why on earth was T J Miller by coming home, he asked for either an actual or- picture of opinion ATA The green so like sometimes a promoter atheling draw the picture of India I wish I ve nothing exciting on there, but in
recently, there was some mistake were told drivers not to look at me or not to talk to me like something was in there and in December, heard that I, my god, that's not supposed to be our please take that out and they haven't just they did so it's amazing eyes are such horrible tension in this on this. And then there like they're like an old, talked him. You know it says not gonna like, oh my god, that's so embarrassing, like me, being like Knowed, don't talk, I've had that in my rider accidentally as well, not even accidentally like it was a conversation and somebody must have an asylum like you shouldn't talk to him. Would you talkin about that? That's ridiculous yeah! I used to be really pained by small talk actually like on the road cause you so many little interactions button, but calling Quinn like really turned me on to some talk here. He goes so hard in a small tiger that lay p Poland, go, the other way is like an art form MA. Am he won driver at a time? One person
Metallic he just how small targeted death and it and it really has it really is sort of change that are owed for me. I've had some great drivers. I had some really really hilarious. Do the held in New Orleans that guy a once and they had no idea how crazy New Orleans was in relate myself in Ghana. In comparison to the rest. The country, like the certain things you just get away with a new ones. I walk announced. She was an open beer like he was cops for them over. He was and he was only like in a couple hours outside in New Orleans. You said he drove a couple hours and he's out there the beer like sitting there by his car drinkin his beer and a cop pulls over and the cut start asking questions and while the cops talk internally puts the one beer down, cracks open another one, it got. Atlanta like nuthin, starts drink in the second beer and the cops. I got you out of your fucking mind like what are you doing just wait a minute. Where you from the guy goes norms and he's like. Oh ok, vs, and you can't do that here. I can't do that anywhere else. Yeah, you
a crazy place, such a culture. I love it. That's my vessels in my favorite place, I've seen I've seen the worst stuff there, the worst worst vile. Unless it did, the nation of everything, bad and I went to college in Baltimore like not a coincidence that they found the wire there. But in New Orleans I was like seventeen has earned a viable torment and I was in a hog Dazs, and I saw these like two guys stray from the value and they were talking. They were both like on this girl, and they didn't know that it was a hooker and they didn't know there was a guy. You know I'll extension of its dark in there, don't like celebrating that this hot girl was talking to them- and I was like one of them- is about to catch a dick. That's all areas ass. It happened. I love it's in front of my wants California and my friend Eddie, wherein we economy store and hotel where the car restore that ramp, It's gone up here and there was driving up the up the hill and my friend areas check so far.
My car go. How tat girl at year end She was a transvestite who transsexual, headed a peace on the man show with us. I said: oh, I know her and my she's a he is like no fuckin way augur well, not anymore. She's, not issues to be. I guess she still kind of is cashier subpoenas still always lighted. What what was it is a chance I search for any this actual is someone who has gotten their sex change. Transvestite is someone rats rest as a woman, you know equally across dresser too is? Can we heard when you define, you know like what they like what it would have. What is a person who dresses low in German Orton fuck them, but it may not, even if they were a mean not even like a sexual things over the address like, I think you can be a transvestite and be completely heterosexual like Eddie, isn't, I think, just cross dresses or he did any but doesn't like. Very straight. I think I don't know you know I. I don't know why you did
but it worked whatever it is announced. And it's obviously those got talent outside of that, but whatever it is, it worked here He didn't amazing thing. Once we ran around Europe de Jirsa documentary now my respect for him shot through the see that annoyed me, I don't even know anything about it, but him doing that link and makes me feel is in rainbow EM, like you, don't seem to understand what he did because was incredibly impressive. It was, I guess it was on the UK on TV and didn't get on tv numerically gotta watch on the internet, but he ran like every day run a marathon and they ran all around Europe. Its saying what he did was insane. He also does is, I think, an arab ages is acting like a bunch of differently, urges yeas, arabic, I maybe whatever Does it and he's a bad mother fucker that guy's maize is like the answer? He ran around the fucking, a means, not an athlete. There's the thank you didn't do it when he was, He did it when it was fat, he just did it.
He just forced his body to do it. He finished one thousand one hundred mile marathon around Britain only allow me just fake headline I carefully exactly, but so right away. You like just respect back is right away, my god are you running from what you trying to escape from, and maybe that's my defence making, but no, I don't think he's too escaping or running from anything he he did it all for charity and he was out a goal of MILAN set this goal in his mind and he just decided to try to complete this goal. Booze charity, Jamie Design. I think sport areas finishing, I don't know He looks great that I might just be a website sponsored it. There was some some aspect of it was related to charity, body transform durned time you did. It ran a hundred thousand fucking miles, but a key Hadley, most great horrendous blisters on his feet. I his skin was torn apart on his feet, to Sweden His body was so unused to this, not some you,
trot just trying to build up to running a marrow. Just a marathon is that's a fuckin series whose undertaking I tuna higher now I'd be like whatever the charity. I can do it. This guy did off hundreds of home Jesus Christ. Meantime homely. Did you it's already or such like we're three and forty three marathons it didn't internet, not we're all standard marathon rate of twenty six miles. Is that what it is marathon Wednesday, twenty six miles. That's incredible is that the Youtube video like a website nome onto there, is a Youtube video. You can watch the whole thing every step of the way and there is poor where he was running, really really really really slow, but he did not fucking quit this incredible. Like you, you know you just look at this guy. Pushing himself is neither fallen apart, its feet fallen apart and he just gets up there and it's fucking keeps run. I just think I can't. I can't help it unlike what here from the wise you running from something you he's trying to accomplish something
calm rejecting an idea that, right, like you, do date, anybody that shows over the gym at six, a m come on now I wouldn't winding. Reading motivated in wanting to take care of yourself is one thing, but then I think something insane. In fisheries. Money for charity, like I want you to stand up and up down TV in America. Cuz you are so go to pull it off. I think we have to agree Is it because I like him? I, like, I think, he's really funny, and so I feel about now. Look you ve got a point. You ve got a point. Meanwhile, just ass people died the money or died the money or sell for your point, and nobody I mean, but not like me. Of course, they might even have a fundraiser, but I'm just saying to do that I know zero about, except what you just told me, but but it right away that I think that I am also accused. Here's another optimistic, we're looking or positive way look. Now. He's, also on top of it,
he's doing he's inspiring people because me, what did scheme is an incredible accomplishment running eleven hundred miles we're going to fire you to do. What did you do? Inspire me do anyway, inspired and dynamic. Dealing in me really want to fuck him. No, the you just you just Alexander meat. Will you just appreciate humans doing amazing Niger someone every year, the marathon no, but I really like going down the marathon new organ link. Router It's all everyone! So like really emotional, but I'm like you know, do you shit about the Olympics. When the Olympics from Rome I I'm not the winter Olympics. I just cannot give a shit winter expire, like that. I, like gymnastics, I get into some some olympics. The biggest tragedy in all sorts is at the Olympics. To do not pay the athletes That is like but a million loan arrogant now this professional athletes? You know the idea.
That their amateur athletes is fuckin preposterous, the amount of revenue that gets generated by their athletic performances, fuckin staggering weight, because it's so my chest. It's incredible amount of a couple of them right, an incredible amount of money that the limits itself Eugene when people are watching the olympic truce, millions of around the world, untold millions watching at the same time and the retiring residue revenue is stupendous when they must unbelievable amounts of money. Re tucked costs a lot of money to put it on its, not a free event, but the amount of profit that generated by the Olympics must be fucking phenomenal, yeah, it's an excellent opportunity for young athletes. You know beam, excellent pay em. Such agreements in parking money he's a little, not a little money, either a shit tunnel money they have they throw away their entire child heads and then like one of them, makes a lot of money in like a bearded there's like a dozen girls. Never getting there
this should be so you could hardly have our allowing this should be some sort of scale you know were a certain amount of accomplishment leads to a certain amount of revenue. Yeah yeah, that's the thing when you are young, you like you make it to the Olympics. Yours is rich, like I thought, of the hunger games that and you are like a victory just like a wind, so much money, a really it's like were even ballerinas. Unlike I got only like a handful of you may get where you can make a bunch of money and still yours being your body to to pump, but then a lot of them ever even get there and make no money a lot of em right. What's the number I dont know. I talked to ballerina last season, my show and she said like if your starring in a ballet, if you're like the New York ballerina, you may like, I think under five, hundred a year, how much too low Duenna last salary? And that's, but this I don't know how much do
and began feeds actually make some money? Ok does Duke this is that the actual numbers, committee awards cash prizes to Olympians who, in a metal twice a thousand dollars for a gold, fifteenth not for a silver and ten thousand dollars for a bronze, but them is considered, earned income abroad and subject to irish taxation. So when you win an olympic gold medal, you in twenty five thousand dollars, which day so depressing. That's it. That's lino, hey, let's it good wage if you're a fucking Burgess boy Leah, that's horrible, and, I believe also what's the hope that you do you're like on farmers and that their like UK now, like Nike air somebody once exactly just sponsored you'll, be sponsored by several different companies. You make some money for that, and you know maybe you'll be it would do seminars and shirt twenty five years. The gold I touch model offers like as it wouldn't models make these, but the ones at the very top of the game, of course, or are making tons of money, but
the really beautiful checks that working models make around that like they make like? Maybe fifty and a year from sleep now what I've heard real GM by buddies Day, this chick, who is moral and legal noddle, includes she's, been no she's like, real Marilla S, advertising campaigns, and she makes some touch me, six thousand hours a day, fifteen thousand hours and dashes made as much as twenty five thousand hours on a day to day imposing she's, not famous she's young yeah stupid amounts of money. I think it varies. So what but even like China, campaign. I think it very. But I know only like three models, but they they work and they they ve gone again hey near there. They are on the runway and it sounds like once. It's ok, We're Brett like once in awhile they'll, make love a pretty good payday, but it's not consistent and, and it's not
I didn't say that much to me for being that Hungary, olive oil, some of them, as is the didn't, do it naturally autumnal, don't have to struggle as much away. My browser Bobby shaped and act more fact: bodies like the honestly I've always liked the three models causes not fond of being around the whom but Button day, I'm even if they're, like naturally pretty thin, they still before doing that stuff, had to do liquid stuff. In one thing, we shoot sailing
in your near battle, she'd sailing- oh that thing when you fuck you're talking and well in hand, but they do you like something like an. I thought I was like a treatment or so that link you deal before even where they show in this place. Is that clean, that's clean? The trust me just it looks rushed there. Now I love doing is packages that he's always giving the animals aired? I just want you to have to share the NEO liberal international ruin when I know it's gonna be the birth Mercurous ever Orang as Europe with pull through the same Europe. Animals where we are models, would it what fuck said about anybody. Why would anybody get really hung up on the idea of incredibly skinny people were in their clothes and are now but scared. But what I've heard is that it's like a hanger as the are the animals built like a hanger. While I just had a fitting today and it was like,
with someone you know what they're doing, which I haven't heard that much of Ignorance- and she told me, that's all about proportion cause like a lot of people. They think that I'm like bigger than I am like people, I'm a size. Six and people are not a means like bigger than a for small voter anyway, but but then, unlike the wooden leg, but only there's an webs, so whatever it is, you can like big Serbia, size or what's her silent, real emulate yeah by thinking, I am sorry say, I'm like a twelve or something but whatever, but anyway, it's all about proportion, and now and not really about how big or small somebody actually as but these models that link do the best at the close of us. It is like a hanger there, like basically frail, appear, and it looks but close, look all closely dope on them, but there's only like a very on behalf of checks? You can you can work, I think, there's also a very different feeling, a woman has when she
Looks at another woman than a man has one looks at a woman as far as like what looks good and what does it look good he has a lot of things. Are girls, do that their girls think look good like the certain ways that they'll dress or certain things that lie person should especially those really to impress the other girl trail, but you cannot impress a guy with a purse, but women are like real is of a moral really in the purses temper each other yeah shine, light on like shoes, this jewellery! I know nothing. I don't have that, like I'm missing that you throw away from it, I'm just like. No, it I mean by tat, I could be like other girl, like looks great, but I don't even aspire to try it because it seems so out of my out of my range, but I can learn get a girl and be like wow she's beautiful, but I'm not like. Oh, like Fleming, I wonder what she looks like naked, be now obviously cousin that attracted the girl s elegantly, defending myself but but it's so weird to me,
But I understand it as I felt when someone's really thin, like all the things that we wanted, naturally like ie fuck and everything we like celebrate people that are able to abstain, the most from that lake normally like all God, the is she really but a starve resolve legality she saw just weeks it is like celebrate people just keeping themselves from biology? That's a big one for women too right? The ability to abstain? Very it's like it's a badge of courage or something. So now. I can't added slowly wrought much ado out of my will, as I do, that first, it was so crazy. The problem with women is, of course, of so many guys at a piece of shit are more dangerous in their f physically in the piece of shit that you run into, whereas women are more dangerous may financially in the pieces of share they run into. What do you mean,
you know the guy gets fucked over, usually guys get fucked or in a financial way like divorces. Are they get set I gotta see isinglass, get set up in its very disturbing when I don't. Everything I with any money, I am here is even everyone data the guy I've made. I have met guys where watched them go down. My saw it happening. There were not attractive, there are uncomfortable with women and they had also this really hot girl with them. Who slowly, but surely stocks are way in this position and then bales with Then how like isn't a transparent? Don't these guys are eighty aren't they aren't. They curious like why this beautiful, decayed Upton look alike like is in love with them, because I am suspicious of any guys better. Looking than me that wants to sleep with me, I'm like what why what do you think my girl? You show
ok, I'm Hume dont you, but don't you wonder- and I know a lot of I know not a lot, but I know a handful of women that had guys take their money because I think women are going from even more susceptible to like just wanting that, and being sure joint checking I'll buy a house in our name. Well, its mutually exclusive. Many can get ripped off tomorrow. What you're sex is whether what we are sexual preference, I'm sure guys, rib each other off and gay women rape, each other iceman effect. I know they do and sell lake I know a gay women ass pale ammonium nitrate grandma was the letter, and she was that yeah liquor store is still unfair to forestry tumors liquors. Why should he or she were in between part, lax or or merely yeah. It's really crusher. Monkey bar is fuckin nausea. What a great store yeah, but she she was all she is putting it in my head like it, because she, I think her husband tried to steer money but you put it away, should always like Savior money for her yeah, you know can aben,
needed with the wrong person wrong God, wrong girl, whatever deck never happen, but I think dominance is like that happens more with men. Men tend to be the ones who have more money in the relationships that women have an. What do they make seventy at? What it is whatever it is, I'm not saying that women can make money on don't jump down my throat him just now I'm not saying you people their Amira. I wish that I wish that I've ever data that many they really does deal yeah. I'm I make I make a good amount of money now you now and we are now so it's weird like Jack- has geyser just link or do now for it ass padlock wants to. First of all, I need not pretend to be interested in what Basque or in any I like going to gain but I can't like I don't ever want to be like wearing a jersey, Unmeaningly, they're gonna.
I just don't want to slip through the giant athlete united on and there in the back I at once rightly lounging aired I'll, be under the chair. You well you'll, be Dancin you'll your chain on, they are not endure, weren't, beads our Jersey, as it has now been going, bearing the hard core, we're gonna, be two unreality shall like fighting with other, Now you avoid that you'll be fine. I don't think you are going to change your personality. Barely just gonna crave the Borg. Dick now are you. I had one encounter. The huge dagonite hung about it on my own mail. Especial I'd die tat. Ours like no way well, maybe dinner you the news assaulting you with it. I mean how many ways are there to use you just go he really bring about really when it's done Bagley. What are you supposed to? Do you just have to like structure? You return. Oh yeah, I was like I'm not we're not going
life together, I'm not gonna to through this, how about our power and through our you change your shape about you now, just like when a woman as children cheek to her brow. Stretch out then deflate imagine no research, they're, gonna, regular, plus the superfluous for costly horny God. How are they are actually was known as worthy, oh yeah for sure you, for real economy. Any I would imagine I'm never. Our relationship words lake, I the same sexual appetite- is that I am dating it's either like they are like wanting a too much or it's me wanting to much like its I've. Never really had it even out. You know, yeah. Well, it's been like yeah, that's good, letting her mean deftly happens, it's high. It's way harder for check, this guideline now it obviously I throw out
If, if what are now if like, if your girl is like now not tonight, dizzily hurt your feelings. Are you like what's wrong with me? or your dislike now we're we're summit. Or he doesn't want to, or whatever you know give it also, even if Europe me for a long time. It's different. I don't think, there's any reason why you know to people can't figure out that they're not sexually compatible. And if you start data each other, you get to the point where you like spending a lot of time together, and then you hit those that look I don't want to look at and want it well we'll figure out what's important here because he's a book Should this important near the bigger One is caring about each other inhabiting time together. The number one anybody that's number one but number two. Is you liked it fuck each other? And if you
put it in number two. What are you put a number two yeah? What is there? No one has ever do violence or security mean what is it the coexisting interest? Now I have almost nothing co interest with. My wife is one thing he likes a few tv shows and some art thing in sum, but her offer Hobbes like things that she enjoys judges, just her things, and then you know we we hang out. We are funding. I like you, don't have to have the same, the mutual desires or the same economic me into the same sports. Like I've actually heard guys say that they would never data girl that doesn't want sports Lastly, wants her complain when you walks in sports fuck that she's watch sports, we'll here. I was seen on me on my show tomorrow night about
I am not trying to work, and I also it's called chick. You can hang you about ability adds guy sitting around the wreckage whirling. This girl is she'd like a lantern jaw and, like you really does my fantasy pigs, and then you realize that they're just describing. Do legacy, but I mean I know I know girls at her are real and sports, but an eye, but the differences. I'm I don't. I don't care about sports at all, but I'm not like and won't you do like I'm busy and I'm sides to do my thing, and I have my interests and like please do you are Tweet once were a girl, so the girls who were into football get bigger diamonds. I was like twitter pictures and like a bunch of people like retreat.
Didn't nothing? It was like a girl like a sexy football outfit on or something you know. That's so often, I think that's like the image of God. They will girl c and even I've been going is done. The NBA, part of this movie them and do and say yes, we lag dig for a first time. I don't even know of outlets. They're gonna say it didn't happen. Betty nobody remembers in the arena. But anyway, like you know, seeing these just seeing the way women are represented on tv, like all these real housewives, like no one's doing, even if they're all we have linked this once and for all for charity like, whatever the thing that getting added it and what we are seeing. Is you guys being monsters and like this is, This shows this is all a girls are seeing like I don't know, I'm a jewelry like I don't know the girls it I'm close to. No one cares about a handbag. No one. No one gives us
but the girl early on the television there aren't humming Gerald sooner or later be online site making plays a year ago, Euro, a bunch of artists, your ultra comedians, if you ever comic, like all of a sudden, became incredibly obsessed with keeping like an upstanding or attractive appearance that we, like a merely include a lot of the comedy you know, because you, when you wouldn't be relaxed at all you'd, be like such a behaviour, inciting like a look aware of someone looking at you like, we can have their bag when it you're right leave them people care about that stuff, and it's not. I think, I'm better than that its honestly and seen to meet it. It's insane to me that anybody would put value on like this. That's a transparent like look? This is Pensive, like I just think that something that is hardly right. But let's play devils advocate yeah what
you're, just really into beautifully crafted things, whether its or watch or whether its car, whether it's a purse, is an impact, the ball that I couldn't get it, I see that a lot of people. I believe you write a lot of people there watching that stuff in there looking at different people have different things and they they want to show off. They went shall or whether they ve got the person cost. Acts of shoes that cause. Why are all my god look at the size? The rocks he's got there. Certainly people that won't do that, but isn't it some of these other people they could just to enjoy a beautiful percy. Our enjoy beautiful hall I haven't I haven't like see, I don't know anyone with really extends assess. If someone like look at this watch across twenty grand like I've, never seen that a media big well It's amazing I'm about comfort and, like I like travelling, you know I, like my bed is expensive, like I, like you, know thing right sort of. Themselves experience, but I haven't seen, but you if you so much money and you're like oh, I want to get this boy,
one thing. I understand that, but I do I do know a lotta dude that are like posting pictures of their possessions. They got on its room and I come on like you. Don't have to do that without the some do have to but why would it mean? Well, they don't have to, of course, anybody's wrappers. It's like wrappers really I got them. You know the obviously I actually love her, but that was the lyric. I just want to I've got this like. I don't that's, obviously not what they say, but it you know it's like a lot of. It is like about about how much exactions showing you should have gone on. The magazine cover with six cars, and here, of course, that's culture. So I think that's why that's where the consumer, that you think the hatch teaches ego and dislike alpha? Well, it's also a culture that rebounding from periods of extreme slit alike, slavery, extreme poverty like there's generation after generation of of,
of things: the racism, the riots, the civil rights movement. I got those things are so recent, it's hard for us, even a rap our hands. How it sorry citizen is humility, we're so white to know? No, we don't feel a bribe flat friendly, half black halfway to friends of black of I've, seen the differences and how people react to them and his fascinating to watch. You know like big dark black deeds castrated with fear everywhere they go. It's hilarious them that really is upsetting. I I I never really pay much attention to cause like a couple of my best friends, my amp or black, now there what note that they were black and like? I never really thought about until like going, additions because a sign and she had a big further. Whatever Susan and nice sign in, and then it's like dirt dealer and then it just like these black they're coming in their like signing in and I'm like a man like this is what what society is down there like
This is how we see you like these guys were great actors. It's like these innocent Amy, someone's gonna play the drug dealer. Would you want to be a great actor? You are to be some real drug dealer, deformity, trying to say you, liberal bitch. No, we last isn't on the show. We had a guy, he was a mug and then in the scene was called Skip therapy and it's a really funny, seen like in Kyle down again the calm gazelle and and this guy like steals my bag and we needed to be a stunt guy and so, but by forgot, that's the guy came. He was a great stunk eyes aims She Mohammed Ali, well actually want an amber, that's his name. Any came in. I was. I was a. We cast these black eye as the mob like we are you serious. There are a really great martial arts and stuff the best is when you have a white mugger that doesn't mugger at all. He annual, oh, oh god, I hate when shows, do that then side felt like there's. Some shows that the guy steals the person you're like. Oh, my god, never has given run before. I'm sure
I don't think we get every wrapper heads around. It would be like to be discriminated against solely basic. It's completely based on the way you look and have it feel like insurmountable and then once you do make it an you. You know me, you get big I could see all the the breakdown. This behaviour being like exuberant exuberant, I say to send our committee little bit me right either do people people with me. I was just getting. Stage a you know, just like my first, whatever like ten years, I feel like it was like it's like those birch. Why do I look like I'm gonna? Be a dumb bitch like crazy, do not by looking I'm gonna, be there yes idea, you say you dumb bitch, meaning just a woman or you dumb way You think you'd. Look, I think I look like I like
if I saw me and like a mall I be like, will mean that like www people, No, no. You are for so long, but you were like how do people I wouldn't go meet for sure drowning last year. I believe but I have a lot of media tendencies. It's a rational prejudiced to think of me. As immediate I mean I'm fucking cage fighting commentator forgot so right and I am a dove dunkards too. I consider myself a silly rich, but I mean there's, but the problem is that we have this idea that everyone so different, and then these people that are so different can be friends like I have friends, it don't work I'll ever Brian, is my friend Brett. As I just started. Working out a feeling for years is hard work. It out. Smoke cigarettes, kindly hardly unhealthy meanness shops. Like he's not like that,
My point is like I'm not guy it's. I can't hang out with other people who don't forget, move words towards waiting. I do my friends are all over you like that. I mean, like I know, you're in shape and whatever, but that's not what I mean. I have also spoken you better now. If I just like walk past you, don't think it systems easy, the pigeon hole. People me, and I think, there's a lot of us that or a combination of things and ass, the people that are most fascinating to me when I meet someone, and I think that there are pre judge, for whatever reason and think others persons, probably this, and it turns out that their order combination of things that I have never even met tat. Those are too great just when you meet someone who doesn't fallen, any category yeah and you get to go, have misconceptions and then, like this person, just a unique individual Blue Lianour, shrimp and call the sea and then the at that runs in your database and now your spectrum sort of broadens little beggar ideas. That's one things it I think one of the reasons why people getting some shit relationships is theirs,
spectrum is like super narrow. They have only had like a narrow band of people in the type of experiences have been like really similar and negative over and over again, but other just being a specific type. You know socio economic, that kind of stuff it. Don't you think it's just like those patterns that were set up just real early on just from young shed, the deadly Tenby for sure you also get it from your parents. Are thank plus an end minus. I think I'm people see their parents involved in like really negative relationships and they have completely changed their gears and they just rejected like from the jump, and they don't take any shit from anybody than anybody fuckin term into a doormat holiday, either either or sometimes yeah yeah. I do that. I see the end.
I see the farm he whores. That's when I'm on my I do you can give me the lithuanian and yearners is unlike commuter, comrades, that's that's part of Whole reason why became comics is because we had a whole retrenchment. Shove, some funny and their stuff up at home, and then he doesn't have that whole guess. What that's. Why you're not funny around on the numeric keypad? So, just getting this getting secular, you did at it. Usually forty six. I give em work rather than anybody before six yeah. I think you can't You can be a comic unless your unbalanced, but think somewhere along the line. You can be balanced so hard to believe so that you can it out new hand. Oh yeah you're right. The ship he's gotta figure out like what is what are your needs like as far as like you're psychological needs, and how to meet those? How are you, how do you in taking a good psychological existence.
We I feel like I'm going healthier YO. I hope, but I feel it. Because you more successful so more relaxed too. That's gotta benefit you bit, I'm I am more relaxed, but I don't, but it just be. I'm just like less stressed by some things, but I am having like sort of more pressure on me, but I get your shoulders pressure yet, and I think this is like taking a step back and keeping the people close to you. That will tell you like that was to better, like you write dog shit, just people give a real cyclic feel. I trust and you keep a rover yourself term in need. Tell you things are constantly questioning things in t worry about that, though, because that is an issue with a lot of people. People worry about. It coming famous than awesome. I could go because we ve kind of Siena yeah. Definitely I've, do worry about cause. I'm you get so like every day. I think you somebody like perhaps you in the face the way started going on on the road was on the last comic standing tour and we had to do Meetin greets after every
and sometimes it was like an arena- big three thousand people. However, many would wait and then they voted for some people so We come over to me and be like my husband length here, but I do so. I just like got used to. It was like forty cities or something- and I just got used like this. Fans it's just like built into me now. So I might I've been like trying to break down. Forget my childhood insecurities like What happened is the first times I went out on the road, so I'm afraid my defenses got so built up that I had to really like break down so then I heard sort of let the right ones, but I am afraid that might defenses will get too strong, because you'll see like really famous people there like your idols or comics, you love and you meet them and their so disappointing. Because they're so withholding and it's like yearly gets pride they ve been wronged by so many interactions, but you still and let that happen you mean, and so on. That is something that I am aware of, and I dont want to lead and because I am I am like You know afraid of of some
saying something or like hurting you're, trying to teach you much, and you know what I think about it with Louis Louis UK, when I, when I first words are acting with him? He was a kind of stand office with me and end he should have been because I much I'm sure I wanted something from him. You know just a new comic, you see someone and you know the clubs like they like, there's like You just have this urgency as economically, and you don't know to do like. No one can tell you this: is you do it be a barrier comic as we do to get work. Even if they tell you just get on stage as much as possible eager can hear it so long being so like sorted guard with me. He should have now, like we ve very nice report. It's good to see and we talk and I and I kind of, presented him a little bit for being being called me. First, but I think he should have been because I'm sure I don't even know what I wanted from him. But I'm sure I wanted something from it. Get it, but what else
like you're saying before on the early just you know somebody people projects, Andy you if they like an interaction that less than satisfactory it's not about you. You can't change anybody feels about you. So, but I'm where my long ramp. My point is just like I'm trying not to become an asshole and to give rifle the benefit of the doubt. At least like are going every interaction like high and then they say something to me that shuts me down than that's. You know. At least I went into it open right, I feel the same, and I think that concern is a good thing to have and school year. Think thinking like that, because we all need to learn from the people that we see that have disappointed us yeah. The answer. We seem you now just for whatever reason someone became a prick because of care famous yeah, that's happened to a lotta comedians, I've seen it I've seen it and they stubby and fund till there's another weird thing that happens: the guys who famous too much
adulation too much. They have a sitcom or something like that and then one they won't credit for like their new. Arthur doing link Look. I know I was funny one point, but now I play the sea. Ending base and like if you wanna, come see me clerk, that's what you're gonna get and it's like Mood that. I mean like it's, not the Stanley based, but I'm just saying I think, because I even those impulse. I don't want to be funny renown just and you know you're like and then upload Dunham like bitch. That's how people know you but women. Why don't you need a podcast You always say that civilian assuming you need a goddamn part just because you can first what you really good out, you're, very smart. You very articulate you'd be fats. Meaning a break things down, but all those misconceptions would go away. If people got to listen to you talk, then you in and worry about with people knew you cause you. You would put her out there, so times, there would be like real clear, but I'm not there.
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Shouldn't say this about one of my own speakers, but I thought Sarasota was God awful human if he wrote that he's a bitch I'm round the problem was that Silverman capped using the word retarded too I'd, say Europeans. Recent ran about the word. The whole flew right over the TED crowd so wow hilarious Anderson deleted as tweed, but Silverman hit back today with our own saying that kudos to TED Chris for move TED an unsafe for making tat an unsafe haven for all you're, a barn, of media gates, asshole, that's island, my god, she crushed him. Yeah you're, a barn of mediocrity, on Bill gates Asshole, so God, oh, my god, that at Shakespeare Alma, What's so funny and then Steve case waited AOL founder Steve CASE weight into the fight to defend Anderson. He tweeted shame on you too. Silverman
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and I don't know it was a movie- was so bad stand of anomalies who serve the so obviously not real stand up a recital. Your faking in the audience reaction was frank. You can't do that it doesnt work withstand up like you can fake in a union boss scream at the fuckin people in the yard. But if there is an artificial feeling too that its, not nearly as offensive as the artificial feeling of watching Tom Hanks kill it with nonsense. Sobered like just eat just talking you can see how you could see like he probably could be a comic. He ain't. He had good delivery, good set ups or is it was during the prior movie and enough? They cast he's gonna play and your area I was, I was going to be any Griffin at one point in time. I dont know by hope it's a comic it has to be. I don't know I would have three Armenia you'd have to, but even then stuck in a worrying one guy pulled it off ever dying, Hoffman, Dustin Hoffman,
there are so now fog and brilliant yeah. It's fuckin brilliant yeah. How can you get For that reason, did he gone there? That's a really good question. I dont know what he did, but what he did do when he did. The movie is get Lenny Bruce down your fuckin t. He has incredible, is one of the best performances of his career and very few people know about it here. People outside of stand up, even though Lenny Bruce was Lenny recently Bela Hicks its politics? More more people know billion, says yeah, but Lenny Bruce's, just sort of a name like a fuckin said: seas, I mean the arrows names. You don't really are likely. Now you ve heard up red buttons, all that guy I heard them We sit around unless you're a real yeah I like about something I did on the road is gone record stores and listen to what our common albums as really find him it, like the first words like sad that I like and then I'll
this today when I've city like there's a sound monsieur, but but that that too, It keeps me out because I feel bad like was at home. I just think I think stand up such again isolating life, and so, but I like will be like I'm look, look forward to like my couple things owing to do in cities, and I think I think everything up Send it thinks that real, I think so you go on the road with other friends, on what I I mark Normand, whose hilarious opens for me, or I have my and Brigitte ever it actually. Now Sheila closes for me she's hilarious, she's, a cabaret singer. Take a glowing anger. You yeah! I know one: can follow her. What does she do she so she doesn't Andrea. She does she does. I should, the nasty shall be telling the closer, because she's not stand up she's a she's, a singer she's going to make the singer, but she the one who doesn't Hannibal brochure changes, did Hannibal, show with method man a keepsake breast,
I fear, I always do I've known every year. I wish I'd labelling as a friend, yeah average money did so I've seen her. I saw her. He showed me a video in chronic killer, so at first I just think want people to see her. She does she's the only like I do stand upon my and I d like an interview and the only time I dont want interviews if she's performing his enemy with ad rock legs, a bad ass. Both Disney people see her Bridget. I read and so is so, she came up the road with me: ass, a man she's such a closer but then as I still wonder to come out me so I just like would do an hour and then I believe that the show and I have a special guest- and I have her- come out because she Jai fiction just people's lives when how the performer, why you laugh so hard, and it's just I don't know it just like changes. Yeah, I praise the oh. My
That's all some anybody's in real life yeah so that likes it out ass. For me, yeah, like along the road, always always travelled my from military use of one person open for you or something I don't use. I've done three before Well, yeah. I've done three Abbe really fun. We We got to go on a bus this time think my mark Norman has been opening for me and he's he's hilarious link but Bridget, which he does. She goes out into the crowd, did. Such a view means for the radio of Adam. She sits on dude labs and sing sure she shall motorboat any, but she airport illegal her. Her act is so killer, but its bit, but it's been like so cool because I'm yet marks. Opening for me like four or five years ago. So the answer is yes. You like to go on the road, your friends on the road, you friends as they make it less sad, because Europe is happening. Atomic rather not yeah, totally Tuttle yet I sent an arena and ears a long time ago, a figure that should our way orally. I took a pay cut way early to do that
can I just tear in I would even get grief by the sailor. You know across you. This much to funds was now at much higher man. You know you making this much less than we might so. What will now I got. I got my sister travelling with me, my brother in law, like we have the camp the little cabin and that's why the road, been really sweet. Lately, that's nice! That's definitely good vernier. It also, fine, like I feel funnier when I'm hanging out with all my friends is world laughing at each other, and it keeps you down. You don't like what I say. I gotta do in Orlando on Thursday, with joy ideas, nay Friday. Actually, this Friday we leave early, but let's at what it should be some theatre. We're just gonna have so much fun. Yeah means like I can't imagine at not having fun hanging out with dsl by tone and then we're gonna have a great time. Laugh feel that day so The road is like home now cause Joey's family and we ve been together. We ve been friends for fuckin forever, and then you have a dinner. There would have been more unity, Joel
the german telling about the judges who class Jones Gland Jujitsu now really landing at about swings in shit now, just doing try beheld the here to exercise so yeah he's is the most here we have done the road. The first I did our Lando Martin Mark open for me and we said so tell and had a waterside, we're lucky. I was like, oh, my god and, and it made me go, do a club again because I think they ve got that waterside. That hotel do what slide. There was a place in Phoenix. We used to do the Tempi Improv that our water slide. It was fuckin awesome, so much ass, an comics. You know you got a guy that club super weird, but those tells good like they do a free, our of drinks urine. You know what else has the waters line is the hard rock in Florence in Florida yeah? How before that mean take my friend tat we went there. Would we have
Like a couple hours to kill for flight, we found out about the water supply to the energy we worse lifelike, two hours before we utterly valueless, so much fun there only like tunnels and shit you're shootin at the bottom of the town, and we were there, though the second him back and there is a family, and I guess there muslin. They were wearing bikinis my god have you. As you know this that's real yeah. They were all all the girls were in Burkina. Just get the key it's a burka, ok waterproof, so their vase is covered or their whole bodies covered. It was there there eyes were out, occur, their fears that everything else is covered. Jimmy Poor, Burkina Jesus Christ see this that and I was like Mama? I want that like why can't she's I would again the waters I tend to our times and that the real literally freaked me out. Why that chick look so, first of all that chick does not look like the people that were at the water back with us
but the freaks- and it seems like Kelly, come on This is the answer for that is insane. It's insane that they look so happy but you're being killed. What is its hand? Culture like it forces that that's? one of the most insane things in two thousand fourteen. Here I am using nudges fear. It's also a pattern. It's a religious pattern that religious One left power power to one of the right now. Jesus create friction that poor girl I went to do by lends who stand up in it was a real bummer. It's a bummer yeah, it's a bummer seeing people and you know they don't think it's a bummer cuz. They used to it. It's a bummer for you, though, if you have freedom to dress. However, you want you see something like that and just go what's going on. Why
the women like how can the men can wear shorts and he going to fuck you. Why, like the lie, Ray. Can they, though, I don't know I'm in your mother men where religious garbs is whether immoralities issue it? whatever they want. What ever even some iconic says working life like some of them could savings in some couldn't I feel terrible whenever I see any form of suppression When I see that now is the most is, that was the worst thing was seeing the way that they dealt with like the Filipino Wait staff, just the people, because it such a caste system there in laying forget about the the women being that she'll did. It was like That was that was a bummer movie ever seen this. There were some pieces of wood on some unscrupulous employees or employer yours, rather that were taking these people from other countries. They were getting up from, like a guy who'd, be like a wrangle
and he would go to these other countries and tell these people that they were going to get a lot of money and tell these people that always good things are going to happen and then he would bring em over here to start working for these companies and then they would take their passports away and leave them these like sub human condition. Ass is horrible condition, sleeping like the tone, a room with twenty with dirt floors in holes in the ground to shit, in my advice to the peace on the menu like this is incredible. Many, if not all establishments there, but the fact that it does happen and that the way is set up in other I dont know who's responsible enough. It's the people, the top or the people at the bottom that are hiring these people, whose made the decision to forces people in this situation take their passports. Where I don't owe who made this decision and like I know, that's all you are far but like honestly today, I asked for decaf, unlike check. I know there was laughing in that had been forget.
No, I just like it makes it. When I hear things like that, I think of like. What's the dumbest thing today, twenty I thought was important. As you know what I mean like I e another thing, then I'll be like this. Is found this farm berries, batting traffic on Santa Monica again yet in here, like my leading lady of art, is Paul Sheldon, whether man didn't say was Gunnar rain and then you're like. Oh you add to sleep, had to tell with people that dont bay than you haven't seen your family and where's, the stoplight is down. We have to figure out this intersection on our own. When I called they said they had my size. What It really may feel like a monster. What's terrible when really stop and consider how uneven playing field is from from birth, from birth to death. In this in this world we live in, like you indeed the most awesome spot ever like Amy Humor and be borne nicety on I had I had a bad child, nothing.
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The UK, with them in its free and uncensored you'd, be saint. Get me the fuck out of here. I have been there holding me hostage, that's just the people that get taken, but there's also that's going on where they didn't it. Passport. But it's the only way that they can send money home and voluntary. But it's all know that no doubt there's a bunch of different variables, the bunch of different variables when it comes to People that live in our view are born in a third world country are really poor you're really poor neighbourhood somewhere, it's a fuckin, huge handicap star from there is incredibly difficult here. I have a friend. Is news just and ran and he's been a pocket? for he used to be, you have see fighter, and then he went to the Congo and matthies pygmies and is becoming Sast with helping them and saving them, He takes donations and it goes over there and builds wells for them and helps them and endorse.
It's a personal tragedies with them. These patents is get some horrible, like dingey feel very almost died when he was over there. I mean they really horrible horrible shit just to go over there and try to help these people. Because he was over there needed to recognise here this feeling, like I'm a god like this, you are so unhealthy and I can help. I know I can help them, so you just felt incredibly compelled to make like his life's mission, to try to help these people. It's really Is there some right now? That's the pictures of him with all these pygmy people is unbelievably touching stories like the sweetest guy ever used to be a tonic with fighter fun. You have Caesar very tough guy and really was on the ultimate fighter and now he's gone through all this shit like bullshit depression, and you know it alcoholism and in all problems there a lot of people, go through in this life and found a new purpose. Lenny whenever met these people, don't you feel susceptible to that yeah
he a definite susceptible with, which part I mean you personally, I could see you getting real into a specific cause and let me know what you think: your family, Why would definitely I absolutely could see myself getting into a certain cause something along those lines, but I just don't have the time to dedicate go over to the Congo, and I think you know, but I appreciate respect that he does. You know, and I donate- and I think that donated to anything is a good cause dawning to anything where you can you no change people's lives like directly. I think that's a good thing for you do with your time. Think, no matter what, if you can find, something in life that enhances your perspective on the world, because you ve done something positive. That's a good thing!
Think that's really what I got. What he did the most is that a really truly enhanced his perspective of the world? He became legs really happy guy with a real mission and he sees a tangible result and although the care and help than aid that he gives these people just cause foxier, could it so selfless and it so it is beautiful, now regard you know, I think any time we see some like that it elevates all of us as a species. You know me anytime, you see someone is so selfless like that. Doesn't like super super positive. Just it elevates us as a species near the mechanism to stir awesome example of what are human beings, cable. School and its also fascinating thing that this guy was like in the dumps and his life was terrible until you start doing this, and now he's like this really driven happy person sales pitch, pretty smiling and loves us people so much. Why was as even the dumps
just you a hard time for so being of fighters unbelievably difficult, very strenuous, very nerve racking there nervous. There always see now forcing themselves to get into unbelievable shape. Your constantly discipline. Could you do strength. Existing work. Then you go into a spar later that night, when you wake up in the morning in a hit mits than lay that night gonna live weights and then stay you going and then at night time you gonna kick box needs it never ends. Just keeps gonna keep gone there Never enough fuckin hurdles to jump over the Zambian of kettlebells to live is never enough. Midst, paunch is never. Bodies, spar worthy, go on, go on, go on, go on, go and grow and go in, and you redline your body and a lot of ways. A lot of guys get depressed, just natural over training. They get sick, alot their exhausted. But if you don't yourself? Do that, then you get your ass kicked and that's even worse,
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I don't think I've ever brought one to a fight in actual fight. Now too much pressure when Wanna watch him sit there and the army watch me me thing about them. Watch me, like my sister, came to see me fight once and I remembered being a wreck as when they are. We appreciated by my parents they narrower they never like for the never said I am going to your fight, like you know they do say you asked God like that like now, don't go really now I don't want, and I want them to see me, hurt anybody and be upset at me and I, didn't want to see anybody hurting me and then being upset, and then the idea that I could get hurt from my mother was like extra pressure, the idea that I would lose and for my mother, those also extra pressure, the very solitary pursuit, martial arts ever actually stand up yet they seemed to stand a bunch times complete now, not at all totally different. Then you know because stand up- is just fun. You know it's here. It was bad. Beginning when I wasn't very good right,
area but What's a good, it was some. It was pretty easy to have Narras funds, one have their fighting is a totally different thing noticed more more creepy system. I think some manage in your morning. You had so I wasn't really fun. I was rarely funny with girls, even which is rarely funny. I wasn't funny at all, so I decided to become a comedian. I was me or of light gay questioning person than funny, but you seem like, like I think, you'll be fine. Just by accident like didn't you just made, people laugh, will that's what happened was the reason I could talk to do stand up in the first place was guys and walk room. I would be doing impressions of each other. Like I've been doing persons of my instructor haven't sacks of students Or other friends, I would make fun of things, but it was really rare
it now, but every now and then I would do a buzzing like something I did every day. But when you did every music every now and then I would have wait until they were good now and have something actually funny I wasn't leg was quiet thing, like Marshall, everybody was very friendly and everyone going to Loughran? What's up what's up with it, but we knew what we're going to do we're going to go out there and we're going to kick each other punch each other's very nerve, racking think to be very close with people that beat you hook up, but the like. I know that that fighting is totally. From what I do see a lot of parallels with withstand up you with that, because it's like getting the people your most threatened by EL, the closest to unaware yeah yeah Is it similarities for sure I think there's some yeah I've been thinking, badges and even like I like watching
wrap battles Irene growing up, I just like with interest in them. I still like them in and I I never made the connection that those were kind of like rose, a kind of comics to me, but it's like, of course, like even the looting album in at the beginning of a method. Man of science like they're, just trashing, each other's right. There I do, and, unlike I loved and I loved, that the growing up and then, unlike by net revenue, that connection telling real recently about a rap is all about. You know like coming out on top and everybody would come up with the most vicious scathing shit say about attitudes, mother, that's we really young bride, but At times you seem bout, a rapid ends, fisticuffs the full budget videos online then, only mostly thereabouts yeah, some fair are you know that this is a really nasty shit to each other.
In a way. I think that's probably a lot like stand up, but Stanhope. It's rare that we go head to head with each other like that, like that's, doesn't it's only roasts where that gonna happens, and even then that even that guy sit and can respond for awhile yeah? But even if it's not like, but even I know you you and I both of heckler people, put videos of us when dealing with hecklers online and TAT feels like you're fighting training. I think that stuff plays a part in just in dislike your defence mechanisms, how you're set up how you ve been preparing further these moments, you didn't even know you're gonna have sort of its also you recognising have to handle something in real time, and you have to also be completely in the moment why you handling it. Isn t your ear directing a moment work eczema,
people in the audience they are paid to see you in some shits going down a real time, any they control and sometimes a slip. And you say something awkward are you just say something that still ached forced or stupid or too much? And accordingly, me he's just a drunk made. I've had some people swear that things were planted. Fiscal p asked so ridiculous night. I had a guy, goddamn it I can remember. I we say was Milwaukee but the guy that was so drunk that he came to the side of stage and he was literally falling over any reached up his hand to shake my hand, and then I was like blacking out and I caught his hand, those holding onto his wrists. I was literally keeping this guy standing. I give is that fucked up and the audience was how will in lower like this? Is I've never had to hold a guy up like how
that is a colleague he stumbled out of his chair came like lunching towards the that the stage to the point where I was wondering if he was handicapped as one of the add like an issue with his muscles or something some physical issue and that's really hard. That's one of the hardest video link, if you like, we, yes, this guy, might have had something wrong with my top of being fucked up here, but the fucked up thing. There's a video of its somewhere video me holding this guy up by ozone illegally to show that it really is real beloved there. Like his it's like this real moment, I was ridiculous, but those moments like Amy Issuers, responsible, furred, you're responsible for in real time. Here's the guy, staring there
things will get another one insurance providers is represents the whirl he's. The wounds of your three is ever survive. Just need a rustling just close your eyes and think about the seven breezes. No stairs days you still seven years is, are you will you give me some success or failure so far has been traveling solo. Somebody's wholly on the white was still more comes back soon. I think there's somebody is so the person I completely forgot about that dude. I totally forgot about the whole exchange or how long it went on, but the guy was
so drunk that I was holding him up and he didn't even look up at me He was so drunk users like letting me hold them up, sir. Looking around the crowd, trying to figure out why that's when you're like what we're the security of his venue like whose serving this anomaly handled it right away, you could see right here while while this guy's stumbling this guy comes over, the security comes over and grab some card him off and then I started talking about their guys like the roots of your tree. He represents life, hold you up and think I walked the dude towards a tourist. Back of the room, and then they might. You talked of thorough, like yeah. Why had to minimise how to talk about? It was so ridiculous. I'd never seen a guy that drunk. He would I mean he was in, there was no way he was talking. He could barely body right. He was making noises with his mouth. That didn't represent words that you can see that he's trying to speak English, but he was so drunk. He couldn't talk at all businesses in Baghdad, storm Wonderin, strong, wonder what happened.
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yeah, there's a difference. It she's someone having fun and someone. That's like fucking, it all up, you know at the risk of encouraging this turned on encouraging those thousand New York S. Courage. When I was in New York this guy yelled out something that was fucking malaria is, I was outside how about the money? those triumphing over the most famous woman in the world was setting up his bed and the guy your mom, wrong reasons just heard childish. Twelve reasons. I saw a laugh and it was just a perfect timing, really yeah cause it's like virtual, That is not true. Your mom is not the most famous woman, but it doesn't matter- and I know that your model I mean who may is a big burst cheeseburgers. Maybe your mom, me, but whose sort is most probably your mom, like somewhere along the line throughout history, there's gotta be a woman who is sucked domestics ever there's a world record holler the private on Ebay and efficiently
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that's when somebody else out something in your suggestion and then try to work it out like because our times notes get several times a moment with the actual real bids. From now that have become real bids. I tried I make myself to at least a couple new things and every night onstage, that's good me yeah, but it's it's hired out like they consensus, but that's one of the things it's amazing about decide. This thunder pussy ideas because you're doing an hour, our yeah. What many I don't our hour of completely but only one hour once in an hour ten, no time how much time did you get out of that in the long and failure ten minutes to set. That's amazing That's his ten minutes yellow you know a lot of it gets tossed out a lot of its in the moment. A lot of it is not applicable Maybe it is some day when a cash it down with a massive on Scotland,
moreover, tat people do that. They say, like you, know, you're there for a month, and you have to do different our every night. Why? That's that's what some comic say that go and they do thou my driver, you get so much time out of it didn't mariners in Melbourne. One of those with Marin has a fantastic story about going over. His intended festival and bombing horrifically has found a ban. I think it's about a great story. The really go to China is a really early on in his career. To halting wishes You're wrong, vibe, saying words get caught up in the wrong and if you start coming totally brings that so many failings never recover now that feeling, when you start on Thursday night eating shit onstage, all the letters
Your head like how my even still standing air when all the blood supply chain, believing what Europe on Friday, but it's just because they couldn't find a substitute for you in your my god he would go seeing spots like you hit Spencer, bad feeling. I had two sets this one place in connection with the first that I had was great, really fun. It was easy, was fund. The second said I had it was for. I was terrible Hartford icebox no. It was even hard for those like some bar gig in Connecticut, but I was just barely on my career and it was just I had another one after that that went well, but the game stink guy now enter illegally staying guy that failure there. For couldn't believe that I did well this time compared to the last time they want to keep bring up the last. Even I had a good set. The cab want to bring up.
Last time I ate shit up there like I know I am per Playlists Dylan, feeling it time bomb so bad. I dont think I ever tell us air, but at the Schomburgh Improv, which they call the Chicago and private aren't always apply ludicrous in some our away from our already miles, Rebecca was an hour of your lucky, but anyway went there and I was opening for retiring perfectly and I went out there and look did this and I was used to it. I was like in the mildew last comic, so I've been dealing with all paid audiences, so I was like I think I'm a killer now and I went I mean bomb like twenty it's of just zero, like where I was like. I almost had his ass thing on, like it was that bad, and so it's my who's, my second night and I'm just like ten minutes in my twenty and I'm dying,
and Tammy comes on stage and takes the MIKE out of my hand and and unlike what you know, I'm always ready to say something. Like I M Eliza, I couldn't believe it. She was Amy and she's a aroun, I'm really sorry, but there's been a bomb threat not like. This is what she says when someone's bombing like this bitch, I cannot believe, is, but there was its strip, monetarism bomb died in the motto we ought to evacuate and she wanted to be the one to tell them and so were all like, and I was like fine thank you you know who I live, your provider for all filing held together. Filing out with the crowd and they're all talking about like how about you. Honourable I was my eye ninjas night after night, just taking it to the chant, just go out, there's so awful, yeah a bomb threat, while you're bombing, is never never good, though now with an app on my phone, the calling of friendly just
Buffalo allow five minutes. Ok, what what was wrong with you. It was no audience, I will name. You turned the corner as a comic just bombing so many times that you just don't care, air and then once you don't care you with a name the because they're not worry, they trust you and I could. I might think my jokes were funny. I wasn't that my material tat, much better. You just nervous up there. I was is it ok, it's ok, it's funny or that wasn't funny. Ok really quickly make it to the other thing. Is this hunt you now just tap dancing through my side and then and then it was like Oh. That means you have said will let me say this thing. That's ten times worse than that last thing you got mad at and I don't care and then yeah just and Asia being solely out of her child care is more because, as woman to do stand up now, you don't I've had a very sweet path
like I am. I think I've worked really hard and I think- and I note the quotas but like opportunity, pause preparation equals something else, Next, I don't know, but it's like. I have worked really hard right, but but I am think it's annoying? I think it's hard to be a woman. Being in Czech sucks, and I wouldn't wishes on anybody really for real s really. The awful what's awful by everything, your blood borne with this invisible calendar, counting down your last valuable day, your ear to ear valued by your appearance above all else, but at the same Ebay, Glass SIRI, you taught that there's no there's no ceiling to what you can do. No women than you learn. Yes, there is in society wants only a specific. From you, and even though your programme differently,
but don't you know the railways, as it does now agrees that that's always gonna, be the catering brought you propose if there is no ceiling and that you can be successful with hard work and talent, I mean that's what you ve done right. I think you we more talented than a lot of men, are no way way more successful as well. But the people that have seen those men and me perform Woodston, tell me that I was their favorite female comedian. They ve ever seen for, like it's a handicap like when you say that, like air, my favorite black comedian over its, I think it's really weird the will for them for that, but I said before the finest girls over yeah all time. Yet Roseanne BAR was on and I'm that went like super. I was super conscious do not say this is wonderful women of all times, I think she's, one of the great ones yeah they have yet to piglike inelegant. Have fifty greatest comedian list ever Roseanne BAR in my opinion, is like she's, a real
She was a real pioneer because she had a very specific, unique style when she came out. She was hard hitting and aggressive and she didn't give a fuck if you like dirt, wasn't trying to look pretty, shall be notions and she shut down your throat knowing it was good and well written stuff and performance livery, so yeah I by mid, But I wish I could see how that would be a north and in the foot then also like than just numbers like how many, how many female coming are headline in theatres on the road wrong. How many of them are unsuccessful relation? ships. How many of them this gets. It yeah these are the rule. The boss, I mean a vote. Somebody here we and others like there's a couple of rapture arena. Statistically, it's not working cared for in the lane is impossible. Solaris took his body to smart one and foster the deleted.
Conversely, the Berlin vices there he's the butter, the jokes laid out of the park cast Sham Pershing Oliver dummy yeah, but then it's like you know it's like I. I am successful as a comic right now, but then it's like, but that there is also a price to be paid for that truth for being a girl ok, but is it with everybody or is it with idiots? You know and is then the price that you pay way in a railway idiots? Nineteen good people nicely, but I think I think it's the most people still want a kind of. I think I think some people are grateful. Fur further female colleagues that they, they'll at love. Love like night like I was grateful for the my favorite comics were, were girls growing up and and those who committed actresses and has really grateful for them, and so I though, and I hope that people will feel that way by me one day, but
what the fuck am I talking about. I was talking about the differences we were discussing. The differences between men and female comics and few female comics there are about you. Good, though in number females at her headline in theatres and that they were your biggest influences in euros, big fans of these female comedians cuts. We essentially good listener, is well, I'm very fascinated by the subject, because You know I had a conversation once with Judy Gold about an interview that I did. Where were we Talking about she so funny, she's very funny said she's she's an animal to each month and she's a killer god she so good, but she is also in our smart, quick here if you fuck, with our support you know she knows how shut things down. Like especially Heckler yeah shuts down, but I remember in the same boat. Please do so then I say, but I think a lot of people are probably pretty relieved when duty, and I the room had come on, no one whose worth fuck me
no, I think you're right and the people on close to and the people that I love and then I care about, We are in our into it, but you know what I think I still there's a lot of work to be done in the world with like the perception of what we want from from women Maybe I see what you say and I am sure I would see it from a completely different perspective. If I was, you lived your experiences, my experts, instead with friends and people that I care about is our ways agree with Jerry Seinfeld, but one the jury Seinfeld, so that a really do agree with her son was talking about diversity and comedy, and he was like look I desire speak is funny. I guess I'd No, it's funny like what I think is. Our people are funny if their men, if their women, if their black their white, he was I dislike funny and that's true, because Chris Rock is one of his best friends or was it
at least a hostess MTV half hour Kommeni, our Mario Joiner is a guy who's been. Is our friend forever, but I think he's I think, that the conversation was with Collen Quinn when he was talking about why he had no women or or black people on the first season of his riding in in cars of communion. And- and it's funny is funny, but are you infer was fun. Are you I don't think of you do you have your hand on the pulse of our EU, whose whose stand up are you going down to watch? Who. Jerry Seinfeld, I'm just when we met in general, like you know who you know. What's and I think that's true, what's funny is funny and like I don't I don't. I would never specify like this. Is my favorite female cuz, my favorite black ugly, that's insane to me, but I think people what they are looking for us are like I'm, going to Google
mediums inquired in there give their yeah yeah. Yes, there is it's a talk, show and I dont say is show. Does it heat interviews? People like Larry Dave raise an Ivy valley has already hazard was a human talking on stern about carrying, while its heat interviews, people that he thinks are interesting it is we who just gets like David Letterman goes for a drive and his Volvo gap and then the second season. He had Sarah he had he had. You know he had women Conversely, you're gonna get a lot of shit for this, because some way did it I think, that's? What are you saying when he said the interview is like I dont care goes I care about is funny. I think you're like that. I think I'm like that. You don't think I know I don't know. I have no idea. I have no idea what I'm saying is. I think that that's what what he was talking about was column
I'm telling him like any. You can't just like have no is actually an interview whose an interview and eastern interview with owners here it is this guy aeroplanes that most of the guests are mostly white males of Two episode lag in, but you look over here Peter. What do you see why what's going on here? But this really pisses me off. I want this. Is me? That's ok, I'm going you made a comment on the Tina Faye episode that it was interesting that I'd like to get your thoughts on a little bit more. You said you were talking are there and you said something about the female mediums its struggle for them. To balance their feminine projections with their communicable and in this context of comedy not gender diverse. I just wanna know what you meant by that. Well, I was kind of curious what it's like to be a woman and calmly.
As opposed to a man. There is a little bit of a difference and I thought that might be an interesting thing to discuss. From our perspective. She's so successful at it and wondering how she looked at and if she even thought about it, you're gonna get me the answer, which is you do to think about that. But you know it's just another thing to think about There are a lot of things about the committee's occurs in the beginning, the first ten I did, I think, we're all white males people writing all about that which I find the reason I ask people I tweeted at me when I sentiment of viewing we Jerry's I've asked about the agenda diversity. I mean people, think it's the census or something I mean that represent the actual pie chart of America. Who cares it's just funny? funny is. That is the is the world that I live in funny, I'm interested you not funny, I'm not interested. I have no interest in gender race or anything like that, but everyone else is kind.
With their little calculating. Is this the exact? right mix you know. I think that's to me. It's anti comedy Anti comedy its What about you know pc nonsense then. Are you making us laugh or not right right? He definitely also talked about that when you just sat on stern, Benjamin and Reference Collins saying that he was gonna get get a bunch of unchecked. About the house's cocked about it a few times we yeah yeah, but I think I don't know I mean you disagree with them. I think I'm not going disagree with the same it what's funny is funny. I I think what would somebody things I dont think you should just have a woman or of the person Wait on two, not me people upset right. I don't think that's you know
I have my own feelings about like I have my stuff, my old stuff with. Triggers for me, is going back to When I was young like really young, in school and and and being funny and and having, but but knowing and getting a reaction from people like just try to be like nice and pretty like that's what we want from you like being a girl, shut up. The boys are talking we're funny and knowing I was funnier. We do it. Why does that him saying that he doesn't believe anything but funny trigger that? An EU, because I believe that that he's aware or looking. I think I think that, on I think
maybe he would be more likely to dismiss someone or not really pay that much attention to. To something other than what he's used to thinking is is funny like it like it being like a white, if, if your favorite comedians the people you want to have on the first season of your show your first, and besides are all one type. Then then that's your type, and I don't think that you can say what I don't think you can say. What's funny is funny because there are plenty of comedians go up there and kill, and I'm like nothing. You know and like Chris Rock. I think I said this on here last time, but he told me like how was how was fat and public. He killed, I'm a given. How was it and he's in no respect the kill and law?
I was just time others with Wanda Sykes. She was a yes, sometimes you can't and unlike yeah, sometimes cancelled, like ok, what money is funny what what makes what makes a man for people didn't tears laughing. You can say well that they're laughing it's funny, but to you it's not it's not funny, but it's not tea, but I'm I can't tell you what's funny and what's not like, I don't think one can say: what's funny is funny actually fisheries subject right, but you say: what's funny do, and that is what's funny when he was to him is, is who he did to chose to have an issue. I told you understand now, but I understand why you connect to your personal feelings and don't you and every year personal feelings saying that you weren't funny and you were a girl and you are, I feel as if they were saying like what will they wanted? You wonder why they want you to be quiet and one of the guys to be talking, and you were funding than the guy right like me like as a person
The personality was dismissed like you're right, we will come get the girls like, I understand you from you, but why did Hersant but him? What is that? His statement had z, what to do with gender or race wasn't any decision is the deal with gender is because he was saying very clearly. He doesn't care as long as your fiance saying what hair you can make a statement. What's funny is fun. I mean think that so easy to say like you just that such a like, I don't- Where did you can just say I don't care? What what's funny is funny, so you accusing you moving this almost no, I think that that is lacking the losing what he means them so confused. I love you. I don't want to get into an argument with you about. I don't love you like we're in an argument. Ok, good! I want. I want you to understand too, What I'm saying is, I believe that he believes what is so.
Being an you're saying? He discriminates in some way because of his choices and that his choices should reflect a broader range of human beings. Just too, I don't think I would never use like the words should, with what Jerry sign You shouldn't be watching so tell me how his choices bring been you. This idea that Santa you personally discriminated against, because I think to say what's funny is funny is like. I don't think. That's true because, because comedy is so subjective, rippling somebody this to him right away. Let me let me like work through this, but it, but that's it all right: what's funny is funding to me in think so, but but even I don't think he said that I think he said. What's funny is funny Now what we are interested where this is? He said the language I speak as funny I'm interested in is if you're funny that's what he said
right so saying that, but then also choosing ten white male comics for the first season of his show he's saying like sorry, if you guys, were funnier other races and wait and and women then would have been the first reason my show and I'm saying I don't think scene don't think that uses open to seeing people other than that the prototype, and that is where connects me too, my childhood stuff, because bar news too. This is who I'm used to being funny people who look like this people to do this, and so that's that's why I'm connecting it I understand we you're saying I think you're having a lot of extra stuff to what he said. And I think you're also not take into consideration the idea that this is his individual creation. This,
a web show and that he has probably dozens and dozens of friends. If he's doing episodes and he has dozens of the greatest comedians in the world. I dont think that it should be up to him to diversify. His is, can neither do I so then what he said is essentially I'm interested in our people. Funny if you're funny. That's what I'm interested to him that True statement, it may be very well subject subjective. You might think that some those people are not funny, whereas you now- people that think that perfect example is Gilbert Godfrey this people. That thing to do recovery is the funding is due to every treaty and not every comedian. I know come, you know what I'm saying is ever to mediate and you can say skies Larry as an instrument also saying- and I dont like it once when I would never say any comedians- not funny illegally because he's not funny. It's like. No, you don't think rise, funny actually it's like everything else, music, it's like movies, like anything else I dont want. I dont think Seinfeld should have done anything different
and I don't I don't. I don't think that he should have to. I think he wants to make the show we should make it with the people he wants, just like that, like girls, that show got a bunch of shed for just having way people like let them make the show. They want, but I am allowed to that's aloud trigger something in me that I can feel like his choice, to not do that, even though he has every right, and I think you should make the show you want to make that does trigger something in me I know it's, not the only one in a larger, so do you feel it's fair doesn't make sense objectively when you analyze your feelings. Inside of you know that I see that you didn't allocate them, you don't try to justify them they just in there. I understand I have arranged my feelings about it, but I dont think they're writer or wrong okra and I think, all day, long we're triggered by by people or interactions why you yellow the bank teller,
its legally. Why did I told you? I don't go back over this is about you know what I mean is like you know somebody triggers something in you and it brings up old stuff, and I think so I felt so funny. I really like him. I see him one about the seller and I, but but seeing that hearing in on stern it it brings up, it does bring for me, and I don't I don't think data- and I understand why does it make sense to you why, out at its meeting in them, not saying that doesn't make sense, your feelings absolutely make sense. You know why he might do I agree with whether or not its valid, but you seem to think that it's not even valid that assist reality, and just these are feelings that are brought up in these your feelings and need our. U dont justify them more rationalize them in any way, I think didn't wanna spout. I think it makes perfect sense for why that would trigger that in me, right
as long as you don't hold them responsible for I don't. I don't think you do anything different. Some people do, though, is a lot of that's good, healthy attitude opinion. I really don't. I think, but I think what saying like funny is funny, is, I think, that's dimension and maybe you Didn'T- I didn't catch it, but it should include what what's funny? it's funny to me, because because saying I was unable to make those implied. You know he's saying my I'm interested in what now some people speak with like a lot of authority about a lot of things and I I don't know I've never heard him say this, but I think I think some people can act like they. Aren t decide,
or of what's funny in what's not- and I don't think I've you know- I've been a group. A very great reaction, like I feel very lucky, unlike work has paid off and people come to see me and I make people laugh. I think, but on someone's lake and only your stand up only sure if they're like you're, not funny, no that's, not true right. Ok, I get all that personal shit, but I think you might be applying it in this situation in a way that- like your adding a bunch of stuff to what he said. In our really think you have learned what he said well this this- the feelings like this connecting it to him, saying that you know him being some sort of an arbiter of what's final one, I should add into the mix here you PMS em now now but again, that is something that nature It's not my fault. Were punished for like. Why are you
in crazy. Like do you think I want to feel crazy. I am I like. Can I please Billina once a month and feel insane cause. That's what I want now and I think I may be PMS. No, but I also know I've impasse. It I've, been working at the comedy seller fur. Seven. There is now and been a stand of return and I also I've interactions with with Seinfeld once in a while. And so this isn't just me seeing the committee in Jerry Seinfeld has a television as a I've series and he didn't use its I'm not This reading these headlines, I also have lake. You know- personal experiences with him that lead you to believe you thanks in a certain way. Just like and you know these are I'm
their unfounded? What they? they trigger, and in me, but you you can help us off people do to me all day. I know I look like I look, like When somebody you went to high school with that that like was annoying or a better, something and then and peoples and you're like that's not it's on my but you're not wrong. You know so. Yes, so when I see the video and what's funny is funny, I do feel that kind of, like he's dismissing not by the not by the choice to just use white male comics in the first season of your shower, like do your thing, do whatever you want of course, but but it do you know it does. It does bring up feelings in me, which that's, ok, yeah, I mean as long as you're, not blaming him, and you are you just do as being honest about your feelings and sometimes people trigger feelings in
bill unintentionally, I'm not going very employees are going well like. I have, of course unanimously, and it doesn't mean those feelings are in valid. If something triggers those feelings, it doesn't mean that this look, If triggers should in people now you watch an eagle, snatch, a fawn and and fly off with it. You might free gap, but guess what that's tough shit, that YAP people will like lash out at me, like a girl when as open, for a towel. She would write to me like I know, you're in sex them because he's, my friend and I opened a girl that itself was dating crazy to tell the man and it was like, I know, like she created this whole thing. I people reach out those made by the way under Leslie now, but I try and sell fucking, but when people like are mad about something like that, you know I would lay great like Moreover, you think I hope she's. Ok, you know like this is good for you but it's not me. I hope she gets it led by a fuckin, meteor people, but I'm just like you know: people
who feel real strong about things that make no sense or they have sort of no business like does it. Yeah just like doesn't make any sense, but it's like so Do you feel that way and that's ok, I think I think he's Obviously, is an amazing comic and made one of my favorite television shows, ever and ended it does and allowed to its allowed to trigger something in me. That means I understand what you're doing a mean. Your ear also turn a dancer on your words and, be you know very fair about all. This is a very tricky subjects. Is a bold one sort of take on. I work with these people here now I know it's San annoy SAM I'm glad. You don't think that I think in that way, I try to ll, show you something you because you're mad the people were, We had a hard time, yes away away. Was that because I don't think that you should be forced to hang around with anybody other than the people that you choose to hang around with whether its cast them on your own television show or whether its put them on your
our task or whether its go with on the road with what are we doing its duty? I don't think you should have to you, but I don't love that he didn't naturally want to do that, and I'm very naturally wanting to do something. You doesn't mean only thinking of choices. Would say well, then that I mean that's different conversation. I think I like the whole conversation, because only ten spots mean how many but does he love that are in those ten spots and why do we or do we have to learn? Who is on foresees that I dont know? Can you I don't know, can you like me? I have no idea. I d, we have only watch two of em. I watched him. One with not Eddie is dialogue. Lazy, Canada was what's Homeboy Eddie the other Eddie Other English, Eddie, Goddammit famous guy, not areas or Dillon. Any move. Now, of course, humus jar- fuck is narrowing down english guy he's not who's that other families and those that fucking other comedian. That's on all the time you must be
a ten funny. It anymore, I me was the other. The guy was on Opium Anthony with em Jesus fucking Christ. I can't believe it can't rumours name any armor, God, companies, one of the ten funniest people alive. Thank you Did your being a man is so funny right? You knew Thank you very much Sister comes in the class or complete sorry wicked. You re luggage desire interpreter out. I was so blown away by Eddie Hazards accomplishment of running a thousand miles. What's the name of rain within this doff is now that his his then comedians I was getting coffees and we're ok, so he the ten funniest read you re the only one I saw I saw Ricky derivation, I saw Letterman. Those are the two that I've seen we get he's had a bunch of whom our ball Larry. David, Brine Reagan. He had a bunch of his friends that's really essentially what he had to ten of his friends Happily we all like eyes yeah, I think,
triggers cross rockers on there too, there are usually season. One yeah season to Chris represents he's into. Season and then there's Lucy K and there, sir, salesman's, embarrassing. I guess he's in one. These are the did what's funny he returned from Uncle Roger is Colorado. Mel Brooks argue that whenever Conklin Quinn Joiner there's a black eyes bar card, by the way Mario joiners. Now good friend of ours is Larry's media, like I don't think he's having meetings. I just he's probably bond anything is funding and those of the people. We got very I can see what you're saying and I, but I I don't think you do with an eye we orange- and I will never put somebody on my show because I thought they filled. Like course, some diversity count, you know, like. I think everybody should be able to do have whatever. If you If you never had Girls- on your podcast, that's your choice
and I would have feelings about it and because you should have to have them because I, like I, that you love women and think women are funny. That's not all of em. Now I like money once I know what I'm saying that that man! You know why? Because because there are, there are still many who are than women but I swear that still that still there boy. I don't think that Seinfeld even feels that way come back to what I invite you to go with the comments that we had about this interview that I did was, what I was trying to say in the interview was it I think it's it's way more difficult proposition, I'd, say that women can't be funny or or better or you no more clever, but I think that starting out there's actions and a lot of people have that a prejudice against women. They don't necessarily have against meant. When a woman goes on stage. I feel it she's appoint behind at least one
the way, especially if she goes on stage and she has any sort of opinions about politics sexuality or anything. I mean a lot of times. Women are forced, a lot of ways to be self deprecating at a level that a man isn't just sort of get in the door will again, as I want to listen the unless he thinks he could definitely fuck you, there's may be for some people. I don't. I don't even believe that, but guys yeah, but I think I think, Judy's hilarious. I think you know it, you know, I'm not like I'm looking I'm looking at you know where I mean this conversation and I think, like men are, are all triggered by women in general cuz like who's, the one as long as your mom, and I know you would toggery my women in general. I think when women taught
Yet when win win like a woman is taking longer than you think it can, it can just I think it. I think every moment of my answer me. What are you gonna beat? The shit out of amounts are completely different. Reaction really When men are targeted law, you, like dude, shut the fuck up. It's it's a girl Fifthly, assaulting on your senses, sort of thing when a guys like overbearing talks, too much men, get angry men, my dear border, forewarned, everybody gets bored of any body, has shitty social queues and if their boring a monotonous and self obsessed, they don't understand the ins and the outs of conversation. The ebb and flow of two people enjoy each company, one prestigious yapping out you like I'm doing right now, just yap, and I am not let you talk. No you many times, and I mean I write angling, honest stage as a woman, restart out. You have a strike against you. Yes, MA
I think I have enjoyed that strike a kind of miss it because it was really fun to go up there and surprise everybody sellers ride sword you first joke you get off boom. They start laugh and analyzing. Eight men attention leave the room and then Airline Kenya. Then they have other com, when I got up emanated from Lascaux expanding cause. I I just dumb they're bringing that show back how dearly agenda. And then she Austria to be smooth. Oh really yet, and he was the last ones, now Jamie. This fund is irony. I got a great story about him, but they showed me a clip one worse bombings ever so that farming. Now I went on a forum, my god he was was to go on first and I was postponed second we're working together in New Jersey and he got lost, I got lost. It was really hard place to find some weird fuckin College in New Jersey. So
the show was already like twenty minutes late and their Jamie's. Not here and I got let there lay and they said we're gonna wait for him to come months, have seen them. Sit down. The requirements are watching his documentary on the Malibu fires. Oh, my god is a depressing people who ass their homes in this kid was calling out for their dog. They are hoping their dog made it and they walk. I smouldering fuckin, embers of their house and there rusty, where I rushed the call for a this guy comes down and he was a fireman. He didn't even lose his house. They say his house, but his neighbors lost her house, and this guy was, we being I mean openly:
weeping you talkin about how this house is all he has, and then he saved for forty years to build this house, and this was his house and he was so worried. It was going to lose his house and he feels bad that he's happy that he kept his house cuz his neighbors lost their house and he's fucking crying and weeping and then go. KGB Smooth is still not here. So we're gonna. Have you gone stage? So can you gone stage now and as yeah. Ok, ok, let me just get a water now go on stage and I just went on stage him just I the shit buffy of my life and my girlfriend was with me. You know: I try to explain it to her. Why she had seen we do well before the chart explained to her like there's. No, I was just not going to do good there's no way. I do good. It was horrible horrible experience. So I went up to in just a lady of in an J B shows up after me and destroys just level.
The place here and they were so happy to see him because I was so terrible, yeah awful and they were like. He was really funny I swear he's funny. I get here them talking when I gonna stage about how bad I was the people that book did. They will try to say at the convention. He was very funding. We named commissioning only funny. That's why we bought him and I go I'm sorry. I watch that thing on the fires. They go why'd you do that yeah, that's like you fuckin sat me in the room of the tv that was on it and then flip the chair. That shit- that's just was on I learned a lesson now is valuable. What you have in your mind, right before you go on stage very, very important. I've done it more than one times of growing stage after an awful crashes on that's just catch this, while their introducing you write a book about the Kennedy assassination wants all day. Read this book all day for ten hours and I want to say it is deck. Just Tom Tom Tom Tom
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steam and then this people, the people forgot about, like a tell words Italian, Belburg Armeth. I think I would pay to see them above everybody else now made Stanhope. De. I stand up over everybody he's my boy he so funny yeah. Well, there's a great a bunch great once right now signed a parody. I think is lake. I need you have to see her and see her joy ideas is my all time fair with, though, if I had to choose one comic, the last set that I ever get to see my life before the fuckin great meteor lands yeah. It's Diaz, Athens out for me d as smoke, image, went on stage talkin about his balls, Heaven plain right down are you doing. You show, is stressful yeah it's a lot of work, but it's worth it no, but it's a lot of work, but the result you enjoying the process you enjoying. I enjoy the process of making it yassum yeah and great reviews
Is it as yeah we're saying like you know, I was coming to make the show that I think is really funny, and I didn't know if people we're gonna be It was a lot of darkness. Unusual have you not only the ads will you're happy dark persons in unusual type of darkness is overwhelming. Overbearing is the better word yeah. You notes, I'm here that's fine, but I do believe my mangas dark, but it's not yeah, I'm not like do face any resistance like subject matter, wiser like the things you want to cover. No, no, I don't think so, not really. Now, let's awesome but then it's like a lot of pressure. You can click, ok, the net, where you link no notes. Letting us like this season. We were like, we don't think you should be. Leaving the word pussy and they were like we're like what I don't be a pussy or my percy. Either woe
the canopy sexual, although it's never my buzzy. No, it is my pussy my preserved that sexual the demands- and I use a woman I am a poor man right. My pc hurts, then it's just like she's assignment episode. They said yes, nuisance, not believed him. We were like it working to the internet. The internet exists. You can't just fuckin pretend those words are being bad around. What I know is real cool, badminton birds, brink, tossing pussy around these days. You different world, and I am today world right now it's all self imposed other restrictions on. I am completely somewhere being the right. I mean people either scared than one was a job. I really appreciate them. What's not they lose their job. It's losing advertising revenue and near the revenues, are getting from use. Your already controversial comedian already tackling you tackling a dangerous.
Jack matter since out your throat. It I'm all share- and I saw you don't please heating funny when our economies So what about shit? Shit get flies to write, you could say, bullshit right, there's a higher the phrase, tonnage issue. I think you can say shit like a couple times. Yeah if your show airs late at night. Certain time is it? Do they have a difference? in what they believe in what they know and other do would stand up on yeah totally you can it there's a lot less Billy after their subject matter, restrictions or even in the unbelief one but interesting like they buy keep some shit out when I heard my stand of special, allow special, they buy some issues as the earlier stuff like sheep They bleep some shit other earlier stuff that they left that day additive out of the unemployed stuff. Here they decided like without the bleeding it's just its
this gay marriage time machine bit have we were love that you did it. You did land area Why did she isn't? Lan love allow eleven. I love it to some awesome city there. So one of those cities are people, don't they sleep on it? The ass Lebanon that allows a great city and those people are ready to go now the very it's a very diverse city to its is a law of diversity in Atlantic there's, a lot of like there's a lot alternative people, smuggling tattoo and piercings- is a lotta like real southern people. There's a lot of black people a lot of black like people that are, Fashionables, that a lot of black lawyers run into a lot of black? Like look more so I thank you see more integration of black and white folks, yak hanging out party and together, and I see that more in Atlanta than I do almost anywhere and I'm sure racism still exists. I'm not naive, but I think that I'd I enjoy it. Diversity. When I go out in Atlanta, I think it's
so much so that I've thought about living there. There is a lot of nonsense in Atlanta these elements of people like newsreel, analytics libraries as there is a new Orleans, I've yeah the same guy. There look at em remedy age, raise in nothing matters everybody's like just hang in what think would have you have people that are more inclined to be partying you're. Now people are more inclined to be fun. Yes, just the reality of the world. We live in an could pretend be noble, like what you are talking about earlier by abstaining from sacks or abstaining from things that you enjoy. You pretend to be no boy, but let's get the fuck over that. This is not as some drinks and have fun right and who's gonna be more inclined to do. That is people that are more comfortable with it yeah. You know I love that place one click, the less restrictions people have the more. I think you know people can come to like a comfortable stayed on their own without being oppressed, is at a price.
It- is always gonna make people spring back in the other web? Tell people they can't drank they wanna drink, more people, the camp fire think they fuck behind every goddamn. Has that all your line, I know into catholic School I data at this, RO, encounters gonna talk about her, this poor girl. Could she could not help yourself? You rolled addict at a ball yarn in front of a kid issue, just dive on a show. You know she was doing. She would dive on it like a crazy person she literally like it's unfair for guy pulleys cartography, because for her I was just like a fuckin leprechaun showed up at the bottom of the rainbows. Like look, I've got to go. It's in suppressions suppression, cap, like suppression. That self went crazy. You, human beings only to be told what I have children and I have daughters, and I see it very clearly when you tell them what to do. I want to do it anyway, but if you rationalize with them, have conversations with them, you say: listen,
can't do it because it's raining outside and it gets dangerous in its electricity and electricity causes sparks you can't do it came outside with us. Oh ok, I want to. I know it looks like violence garee right now. I gotta go to bed, but I wanna stay away, but you gotta be up in eight hours and you and we really tired. I know you are yet but listen just relax, we're since the car I have these leg rationalization conversations with them to try to avoid that backlash. The council being overbearing parent or overbearing teacher yeah, those that people like that shit, Now nobody likes, you tell them what to do. You know where it is right. That's why suppression isn't working any form whether its sexual suppression are super making you no alcohol difficult to get a hold of people want. They want even more look what the fuck is going on in Portugal. Do you know that the decriminalize all drugs- and they have way, lower case of of HIV Way lower cases of addiction they there there.
All these numbers drop their society like levelled out because there was this massive stigma attached all the stuff anymore. I didn't know that nets are really only last night. You wanna shaken vacation, I dont mean one on one: on ports are budgetary pro, I think. If you go somewhere, the country and illness. I go for work, I would at least acquire a rudimentary grasp of the language yeah, just out of respect yeah, that's tough legs very Portuguese, even in Spain, like you, think you speak Spanish in their like now Badge ACT, well in France. Apparently you nobody like talk shit about the French, but from my experience or my friends experiences that I've talked to them. This is long as you try as long as you like gang some effort to communicate with them. Their very polite. They don't like is America's like. How much is there a lot, and I give you an american money like shaken from their faith in Spain. The lake say some spanish in the ante in English,
oh really other idea, but he ever growing like didn't like yeah Sorry, I still there like twenty dollar Latham. Did you explain during that? My party Chris with For a few years now he lived in Barcelona, yeah brother going. I because he he used the Castilian less than it was just the two of us. I you re, what is the Castilian still list Barcelona as I have said, life alone are not a view from Jersey. Wait a minute over there. They say Barcelona. You really did him there. I mean Oliver, Spain, but if here in Barcelona. They do it yeah Bartholemy it's called the castilian Lisp, that's fascinating! That's all! a new, safer, Mamie humor. I had no idea that was a case like we are probably thirty hours, total and
far less newest, absolute, I'm sure avalanche of things. The past when we review them. Don't you talk to me? We re more. He said that he ever learned anything from main Hughes, implying that I was a dumb girl anathema to me in that me. I'm just drew my friends and I learned Barcelona with Barcelona, the castilian lisp, do my gear just talking to your girlfriend Gmos, if New Jersey and all of a sudden just the two of you and your like, oh Barcelona, near like Barcelona, say it right it a bitch. You know who we are I believe, a yeah a like when the next time we go to a Spaniard, wait what what? What you mean? Spain, fucker you You're from trend I believe, when you're over there in the culture issued a mere through self, unlike wherein and tolerant, and it's just the two of us a lot of annoying fuckin people out there a machine were, but if it wasn't for, then we would have less to talk about
very true. We wouldn't have as much fun doing comedy. We have two air grievances and a microphone advantage on people I will not that there's a given to the universe, and if everything was our blissful, we would have literally nothing to talk about or talk shit about, onstage think at its far from If what without chaos we will exist, Amy Humor we would not exist as comedians it be known. Do no need for us if everyone achieve enlightenment, we're dinosaur, we just don't know as soon as a fact the machine plugs and, and everybody becomes one. The transcendental mine, universal Mine, Mesh happens due to technology were at a business, get stuck up This insight Amy Humor money. Now I can ok. Because once the fuckin singularity hits you and our fact is lenses singularity any Dana probably twenty forty nine, but any day now Kanab and get some sleep. These ones dude from Silicon Valley or one cow or one guy, Other country is gonna, come up with something some,
Balkan invention is going to change the whole game. Flip it right on its head and we're all gonna build reaches minds, and there will be no more jokes. I am worried that I forgot to Tv Davis uneasily I think you could probably get that on demand. We live in a new era. You can get a lot on demand, lot of shows are shows, are going on, demand The future comedy is now a word. Daily ethic were good at it, inside Amy, Schumer tour, tomorrow night, right, more like an interview than any conversation. I've ever had with you now old seizure link a bunch of the animals, and here we know just the the the breaking down the mindset. You know like him, I'm talking about your answers, I love talking to go. We do more often still when you back your gun I'm here in the next few weeks and then go back to New York escaping with the money,
leaving without milk and honey. Going back to your dirty city areas, I back the God. It's not called there anymore. You can return to your left right hanging. They say joy out what you're hedging your breast cancer, of course, but living here a few months of the earth, do you meet. I just want me. First one was not funny thing, my pools, open an autocratic. Oh my god, I'm fine really gets very late, live the money they earn. I Bingley pools broke. I don't know, I'm gonNa Yasmine antiques I noticed a crack in on quick governments. Bitches he's motherfuckers nerves, quick, the really crazy things. You're, crazy, assholes that live on those hills like when you go Laurel and drive- the cannon indices, feeble that are literally PETE perched on on these. These still what're you gonna, do look it's crazy. I watch one house far apart.
When I was when I first moved here and wasn't a really big earthquake, it was a small you know, actually I won't say, may not have even been an earthquake. It was a landslide and it was a landslide, on Laurel Canyon. I guess you're going but few headed towards the improv going up the valley right hand, side of this house that the back of it just came down just crushed the house. It was only that house in the streets, I'm pretty sure, just a local landslide, just destroy this entire house pushed it off its foundation. Haven't really recently Malibu, like will of the last couple years, there's a neighborhood where these people got woken up in the middle. The nineties bang noises and it was their house breaking, poor, falling down the hill and they escape. They ran out a house just in time or half their house when tumbling into the canyon. How do you sleep,
Maybe you do you really do bigger bare legged carbonated bare legged, barely a shallow tranquilizer darts guy get. I thought you might like. I just gases, I guess, I'm innocent states- decide we're gonna get out of here. I work out at midnight and then a work out for an hour or so and then I'll be exhausted by time to carbon morning, rules up and now yo howling, they say when you ate hours actually paid hours tomorrow to get a balloon bitter elixir. Do some, yes, paean type shit unease go talk about fights of current fights and foxes weaken, I'm also among a fox annulled you know sports analysed Ike. No! I I can't believe, like the ear you why you're like european say and I said I shall win her or users runs marathon, some stop.
So hard to run the marathon. I wouldn't do that. You use your mind like, like the you know, but I get airplane chests like I. If, if somebody like, oh this sub with the the plane, like I just my mind, shuts off is just too much for me to process and our desire is easy, but you don't guitar. We working. I shall write me now, but you're so enthusiastic about right yeah. I think not yeah. Ok, surely something it's completely exogamy, since I think it differently Well just what are you you're, not passion, about chess if your plants, as like our own, investing too much angriness fuck this? But if you on your show, trying to put us get I'm like a very meticulous and serious about. It is the same thing with me. I'm just lucky. That is like more than one thing that I do know between the calmly in the podcasting in the EU have ceased to throw just fun things to me. He s wishes to to function. To do so and tucked up my friend Amy, it's a fucking mean you can kill you. Thank you- have fun. Orlando we're gonna, get time mean mad flavour, a gauge ideas,
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