Tony Hinchcliffe is a stand-up comedian, writer, and actor. Tony also hosts his own podcasts called "Kill Tony" with Redban, and it's available on iTunes and at http://Deathsquad.tv
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to each other. Every now and again it is interesting. It's like we're going backwards. I'm gonna try to slip it and just go, carry or pigeon or raise them like in game of thrones. That's gonna, be that's gonna, be the coolest guy in the neighborhood, the guy that has the first raven that's trained to drop stuff off somewhere.
Ours is a train of Fuckin raven didn't want. It was new, it act, it could go anywhere that can do anything can fly and the fuckin small- and it's not like this, no food right. You know they can find food, the only to lose your bullshit and animal, so smart to travel long distances. You think they'd be smart enough to realise they don't have to take that shit. You know they could discuss, do whatever they want. You know it's a really fucked up feeling or a thought. Rather, what, if
that's how ravens evolve their intelligence, because ravens are so smart. They do all these multi step process tests where Raven has to get a stick and use the stick.
to get a bigger, stick and use that beggars. Take to get an even larger, stick their old down these long tubes. So the raven
keeps figuring out that, as he gets longer sticks he can reach
scoop the stick, that's longer than that and pull it out and then drop it and then use that one to get a piece of meat and they do
It looks like seven or eight steps.
watch it negro dies. Freaking me to fuck out that thing is smartest shit there, probably
smart that they figured out how to nod
have to be the male guy anymore. Ravens froze the same
that's a very good question. I think not
it seems like fish, should be right now, Ravens, Croesus, shame both blackbirds.
That's just it we're just being racist arteries of knowledge and in question are. We
are odyssey ravens and Kroes, the same differences train crows in ravens. There was a crow.
My backyard a couple weeks ago and Crow was injured and it landed my backyard. I couldn't get out kind of fly anymore, so I just wanted to go out. You know, take my dog out to go to the bathroom and the second. I would come out all the crows in the neighborhood would just start going crazy and swooping down like trying to protect the injured one they're smartest shit, yeah yeah,
yeah weird, was weird like we think of just birds but birds, but a little gang little gang their gang.
Flying, monkeys
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a bigger version of a crow, although they are the same species array
as common name given too large a species of birds in the genus core of Us Corbett
kids are commonly referred to as Crows and
species in the same genus, you say genus or genus, just a genus. That's why I only read, though I never say like genus. It doesn't really come up if you use genus at a conversation you're a due total unless you're a biologist and you're using genius you're like what are you doing you stop it, you cut your file,
fancy this year from the genus Corbett's? Okay. So that's what it is and
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earth like where the hobbits lived, the good folk, weren't wasn't middle earth, like the the cool people
that's where the habits were and are not about that,
but I do know that Indianapolis. I learned something. That's speaking about Indianapolis that it's like the south of the Midwest very southern, a lot of ways. It's amazing, though, because it's pretty much straight was
of Columbus, but they're like an
they were laughing about it, its I'm not insulting and that there a lot more like like a bad city's around that, like me, just go a few miles down the road and all of a sudden, it's all about racing, and it's all about dancing.
camo shorts. I saw because it's starting to be summer, there yeah there's a lot of country music lovers there. It's like Kentucky like you, never think that Kentucky is right. Next to Cincinnati yeah. You know I
you think of you think of like Cincinnati. Wkr. Remember that show with that show. You Anderson I.
Since in areas like a city. Anything
can talk. Is man what's goin on down there on a banjo, picketing, moonshine, making barbecue? And you don't think it's like right. Next Cincinnati yeah Cincinnati airports in Kentucky Ill, it is
you land in Kentucky
all the Cincinnati Airport, because they're ashamed they're in Kentucky. That's so sad and I'm like you, know, Kentucky People Kentucky's, awesome, Lou Ville is awesome. You know Kentucky Fried Chicken all right, you guys are known for bourbon like you guys
Make some great shit. Kentucky's corvettes are made. They make all their corvettes in Kentucky
Mr Clarkson. The guy from top gear was driving
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he likes yelled out likewise drive it well done fat man from Kentucky you.
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gonna yell out the n word or no. He did that later. He did that that poor, bastard people have hubris man. They think they can say things like that. I read something cool about Kentucky. Fried chicken since you brought it up,
But let us say it, it's the colonel
However, the actual KFC Guy was his
protege or like the person who he trained. Underneath him his favorite guy, coming up the ranks of like fast food,
helped him on a lot like change.
it's a major decisions was the guy. They told him put the chicken in a bucket instead of a box sky was Dave,
Thomas who then went on to make all the Wendy who powerful fast food conspiracy theory like some shit, that your friends told you when you're in high school, it turned out to be totally false, but you repeated it forever. Nabisco is owned by the same people who make missiles they're trying to kill you one way or another bro it's either with cupcakes or with missiles. Well, it is the same company that makes cigarettes. Nabisco is Rj Reynolds and Rjr. Nabisco Rr is R J Reynolds impossible. The people feeding you twinkies would not hate you want you dead. Is that Nabisco with a twinkies is
twinkies no, who had Twinkie post, is it's not the same, but it could be under the same I'm so I'm so dumb. It's painful Nabisco is known as being like. You know, if you think of like snacks right, you think of like something: that's yummy, but not necessarily good for you. I picture the Nella wafers. Remember the: what do they have? That's like real bullshit Nabisco. They have some good child
your cookies yeah
Yeah the biscuits some good god they could learn elves on their side. I do believe check this out. Dave, Thomas and Colonel Sanders, both guy they both one first place they tied for whose split you could best fried Chicken Wild Dave, Thomas's chicken. Why doesn't Dave Thomas just means
had now, but when he was alive, what are you shall chicken? I wonder he did. There was a test market. Would they do such ignorant when he's? But there was a collision sandwich said I can get legal bucket of chicken. There was a test market company that windy started that I only think stating Columbus, all rightly so. High o called sisters, chicken and another thing no moment in a they actually were way Petr than Kentucky Fried Chicken. They have these little chicken levels in and out mammas Chicken Little League lagoon I'll get. It was
it was like white castles, but with chicken feed each arm is like the Steve jobs
as he figured out a lot of shit with Wendy's yeah, like you really did like one of the things, was that the food is never frozen like. If you
you get a steak or a hamburger. Patty stake, get a hamburger,
from any other place. It's usually frozen and they just sort of like give you
get some of a minute. I mean look like me like why castle it doesn't even regard me right. So confusing you'll get what alike ass Berger is a solution
but you're like what the fuck am I eating, but if you look at Wendy's like they
get their paddies a big, thick patties and they get up and they just didn't than I ever freedom they
thrown, went unto the grill. It's gotta, be better
You you can free shit, got to think like when you're eating things.
Kind of taking in like live cultures like if you eat yogurt, you take in live bacteria, you know, and when you eat like anything, whether it's, whether it's I mean
any kind of foods sort of have like some sort of bacteria fungus on it, just a slight amount, and so on
taken the men you taken in like living things,
whenever you just totally freeze the fuck out of living things, you never good. You know just can't be good, there's something something
he's got to be missing there? I don't I mean I'm no scientist but
when you freeze it till, like literally doesn't rot. It's like,
to happen. That support
be fact I'll give you of crops and your crops freeze, you're supposed to be fucked. You know that's what it's about
it's not supposed to be free shit and you're eating like frozen peas,
like what is what is, even in those things at a regular p, that's gotta cost something right in that.
The thing I would like to see a scientific analysis- maybe I'm totally wrong, but I would
from my wow bro wow factor how I would describe it
I would say you're losing the essence of the life form of plant freezing, kill it everything's dead,
like that's the reason why not rotting is all that bacteria that would normally breakdown anything that you leave out and starts to decay. That's all,
surface of that anyway, right
just takes time to rot. That's what it is this out. You have some dead bacteria. Instead of live bacteria. On the surface of your thing, yeah that's got to be part of it. I mean, isn't that that is what like taking live. Cultures is all about. Like everybody wants to eat, probiotic stuff, like probiotic, I have some probiotic sauerkraut man, it was amazing,
is probiotic mean it means it's rotting.
Probiotic sauerkraut is it's like it's almost like carbonated. You ever have that stuff like for
Oh I've? Had it yeah, it's really good. I love it. It's delicious and super good for you. It's like a lot of people, don't know like Ross. Sauerkraut is fucking really good for you, oh yeah, it's it's got a live thing you're taking into your body and that love.
cultures very good for fighting off diseases and for balancing your stomach and for there's a lot of people like they're, connecting it with autism in a lot of ways, because a lot of people with autism also have bowel issues and gut issues, and they say
tat? It could possibly be connected to a wrong balance of back.
here in your body, an imbalance.
Which is fascinating. Man, yes, cross one of the few things that is good for you and completely
wishes. That crazy! Is that, like you,
makes a hot dog fifty percent better area, easily sausage eco put it
he just Tony you're making, so he can smell it in picture it with a good like brown, seedy mustard on whoever figured that out, like all the other vegetables most to be so jealous, they don't get to be on hot dogs. You get like pickles, you know it's like.
cucumbers and sauerkraut those the happy once in every Edison, tomatoes compulsion, I'm totally the fuckers,
that all those cool vegetables hate on the lettuce and tomatoes, why should lettuce and tomato be allowed to be on a cheeseburger? Let's pretend this is healthy. Lettuce is less than nothing yeah. What's the difference between our brought worse in a sausage, that's a good question
then maybe it's a it must be the preparation in Ohio
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I know you can get them at the store, I think brought worse, might be a little bit of a smoky or flavored.
My guess going into it. I have no idea, let's talk sausage. Well, we're talking we're talking, raisins and okay. The same difference is this between a square and a rectangle. What
just broke out. Worse brought worse. Okay, this is the weirdest example ever the guys, so the square is a rectangle, but a rectangle is not a square. Oh I see.
so is it brought worst sausage, but any sauce word is not a bro worse or our pork sausage with a medium grind, spiced, mainly with pepper.
Is any ground meat in casing.
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brought we're, so you want that's a creepy,
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like when you get like weird sounds brought worst. We
second language sounds: does sound
people in that region made like worker will cause them to do the Ex crazy, like that, they think the opposite,
like oh I'm in American, I unknown see ate my. What do you know a yeah? That's crazy! We look at them like their weird, enabling imagine how weird we sound like, if you think, of what they sound like and what we sound like. Their perspective must be like. I bet they must
we're like singing things, because it so pure were fastened an example for the rest, the world, because if you look at all the other english languages in the world, they are
a pretty similar Australia and New Zealand. The main I've got a good day. They got a little bit of a difference, but still sounds like an english access as I can,
are english accent, whereas we got over here and went nah. Not so much now we're gonna, say in our way fuck face and we're gonna make more bombs and we're gonna make it tell everybody talks your ways weird now, you're gonna have to learn our way. The english language is quite weird. Is you somewhere and you took it to a man he's still talking about this you're like I,
I'm having a hard time understanding you right now. That's not
Look. This is English fucker here that nice and clean no fucking
words slurring into the next word. Like word, soup you're, a goddamn word food train. Damn word: food train were perfect over here,
America we not a rocket we'd fuckin got took your language and men seed. It
it better, we even see you language bitch. This is our shooter of the day I haven't heard. Yet today I don't know, I hope they catch him for man, it's getting ugly, dude that North Hollywood shit was crazy. So did that dude, the North Hollywood thing for folks who don't know there was a man on a roof, and I saw I saw it from Elijah Slingers, Twitter
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He said his mom was dying. His mom was fine. There's nothing wrong with mom said he went to the Yale he never went to Yale. He said
starting up all these businesses. The guy was like one hundred thousand dollars in debt like he was like living with roommates like he was just he totally fabricated and super successful Eliza Schlesinger got Sarah Tiana. She got SARA Tiana. She got Sarah Tian and hardcore, but she was going off on her twitter and then I saw something about shoot, the guy on the roof and I'm like what kind of the roof like you know. She was saying, kill that fucking guy she's, so crazy. Then I went and then I started looking looking up stories. What exactly is the full? Well we're pretty much
It started off as a police chase and then went on like goes was one those ones I just went on every single highway and the guy.
I only got out in North Hollywood and he's
out of his car and when he was driving, he was holding out a big rifle, a automated rifle just like hanging out the window, and so he,
pauses car over in North Hollywood and he gets out of his car and he pulls out this huge gun
walking down North Hollywood with his gun, and then he gets on top of
roof of a house and then, at that time, that's when I tunes
because I saw Eliza Tweed also and then
I thought you were gonna shoot himself, but you just what is it for about? Twenty minutes is on top of a roof with a gun and then a heap,
comes down off the roof and
makes into this house. Luckily, there was nobody home and he just sat in the house for about four hours. That's when that, like that in the movie, confirming that the real life is completely became, boring would like those that news for, like three hours or whatever along it, was just repeating the same thing over and over. If they are finally
at the Swat team. All around the house and
They are shot in a bunch of containers,
of smoke or whatever, and the guy just walks out. But what was the coolest thing is that the two police dogs just came running up to them sniffed
his leg and then sat down right next to my just like hey we're
for a whistle before we just chew your dick apart. You know in the guy just surrendered, so it was a really crazy beginning
part of the movie Irving thing in
and it is so
at the end. Well, it seems more hours each other
problem weird, we have a short attention span. We want all live all these live altercations to go down, as if they're a ninety minute movie that we can pay attention to yeah I mean just yesterday. There was somebody in Vegas, I don't know if you would sell the Walmart incident that happened or the day before, and do you think this is copy cat shit
think, something's going on magazines eyes. I was talking about it for days ago, like how we ve been having a shooter. Every day there was a guy in Canada that aren't even if they ever caught in Canada
the guy that was just had like three guns and he was going through neighborhoods shooting cops and stuff yeah, he was shooting those guys who look like Bow Winkles buddy yeah. They dressed like bowing to Canadian Royal Mounties yeah. It's a horrible story shot like three of them up there and some I met someone who knew that guy, I can't
remember the exact thing, but they
they weren't surprised. It seems
like it is kind of like a weird copycat thing, because I mean we ve been having it everything
the Santa Barbara douche bag? Well,
a lot of people out there that are probably on the edge
Just takes one thing like that to push them yeah the school things with these.
that you know, like I saw party like kids, video
I have them all and it's like terrifying. He was talking like he was doing something much bigger, then shooting
few people, he was saying things like. Oh your,
are going to be? You know ominous showed America the world like his talk at such a grand scale, and I think that they really think that its
bigger than it is, and that they're like a hero or something like they're gonna, be remembered for that. Well, they know that. That's the thing that people are most afraid of, so you can cause that thing to happen. You become famous, I mean it's that simple and they they
equate in their head being famous in that way, is having an impact and others
The guy had a huge impact with other people's family that he killed, that guy just drove around and killed his three roommates. What was fascinating, that became
this like a woman's,
rights
the hashtag. Yes all women, you know or what I would say.
once a woman rights like awareness,
awareness of violence that women face, and I got to admit
it makes you think about it in a different way,
that hashtags a great hashtag. Yes all women, because
all men,
have to worry about the things that women have to worry about, like enough to worry about, being raped by checks, have to worry about. You know like women, beating you up or women, stealing things from your women trying to rape. You you don't have to worry about it, but when
have to worry about it for men,
hold different world. They live in. You know it's it's hard to say
about when
you live in your world? You know your world's pretty easy you're super twink right. Well, yeah, I'm about a hundred and thirty pounds, so I'm pretty sure I can be raped. I I know a little. The hashtag should be yes, all women Antony in. I know what it's like to be a woman. Do you remember when someone said that from the who PETE towns and said that, so you know
it's like to be a woman.
It has been a woman really
some crazy claim or some crazy, a statement about new. Have
tell I sexual experience, you Townsend's. One of those guys like if you do a little research, has some crazy stuff about him, but he can get away with anything he's that we'd guitars from the who- and he does that windmill thing, and you know when you're that cool you couldn't be crazy, but he s like some cream.
history, he got investigated for child pornography and he said that he was doing it for some sort of a research project or something like was researching child pornography. So doing so he's searching for it.
Yeah, I don't remember what the project was, that he was involved with that he was saying he was involved with, but that's kind of fucked.
There's one woman that could beat up need your talk, my there's! No, you guys can get raped by women and stuff like that,
Did you see that woman that beat up at low seventeen year old kid and he filled the whole thing-
the Connecticut Beach. There's chicks like that out. He filmed it while she was beating him up. Yeah, there's this woman in Connecticut. He was flying with those little toy drones on the beach and it has little cameras in it and she thought she
of crazy woman? Like all he's recording us like it's a legal or something to do that and started like
the police and he started filming it on his eye from which he was doing and right. We ve got the former depleted
she's like you better get here. I am gone right now because of our industry.
beating this kid up and he's filming the whole thing like that. After I saw this video I actually had to go in the other room. Just sit down up. My heart was racing so far. I just wanted to kill somebody after walking issue. Would you like to look at it?
it's really you you fuck, I had this woman lived, I run and one a fine, this woman. I want to find this woman, businessmen, Dr Ukraine. Ok, let's check with love and make me mad you're, the ghost
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engineers. Twenty four did not appreciate and flying is drawn on the beat our shoes under their priority airport. Adoption about piracy are taking pictures and trying to upload them come from a camera. Can you guys get here,
here manassa that no real issues, video recording her he's taking pictures of people on the beach with all the help
after playing.
Yeah. Can you guys hurry kept him from getting arrested because she said that just come?
they release them after they show the video from the the start that sap,
little bug gets so fucked up some people right now, all you're. Seeing is this kid holding on to his equipment. The woman is using him he's trying to put his equipment away, you're somewhat yeah. I think this is fake. No, it's not! The woman was arrested.
Is it on the news? What is this guy doing? That's a weird half guard you want take. The hands are ripping it there at mouth, yeah she's put their hands in his mouth and he's filming at the entire time. Like a selfie at it's hilarious, he hath my god. This girl's crazy. She had terrible half, but what got me if you weren't assaulting me, I wouldn't be touching, you should be taking up on the you want to stop. Salting me get off of me in and sell all the cops. I mean it's so bad
how
This is totally plainer. Is now really scared these filmy yeah? Please get all for me that commitment
makes me crazy? This is photography is not a crime. It's amazing that he got
why do I make it so mad to me? It's funny, because I've been in situ ways, psych yeah, it's funny is he was in danger. He was doing this the whole time he wasn't like proto. He was like making sure we filmed. This
being the shit out of em right. You didn't even like stopper defend himself. He was
scared. I've been in domestic violence played things before, though, and that shit where she could have just said yeah, he attacked me and stuff like he did right. No, she did say that. That's why I know that situation drives me nut right. The back where it makes me want to have a gopro on the recording all day, yeah no yeah solved by chicks all day, long, because primes, upload and all day be like chicks, punching them holding of down the parts in law and fucking. He just wasn't telling us about these scared over here. He was just keeping all these from us can see what I'm talking about it on the show. It's like every day, another one I'm gonna, bring it up. No fucker, they gonna make fun of me all day. Is just checks beat in his house
yeah, I don't know man, I mean she's, obviously ass all, but he was
like letting her get away with it on purpose. It is that he is a man. It is amazing, five, ten years ago that same thing
happens that seventeen year old, who is just flying, is plain on a beach ends up going to jail, because if young woman does say this guy,
salted me yeah well in the cops come there and they see his shirt half wrapped as she was in a defensive position. You know what I mean
it's amazing yeah, there's no doubt
doubtless she said that she that he was assaulted or that he assaulted, or rather they,
the video and that's what got him off. So I think that this is obviously a crazy person would lie, but I think that's normal for people to be your ass likely
the beat your ass, like that, like physically beat your ass to fucking crazy, the crazy Corsica lie.
the truth is fucked up their mess gets gotta, be a route the hardest thing about being a cop,
you show up two people in beating the fuck out of each other. You gotta figure out who did what
always get aside with the woman Otto
Simpson their law within a green and the reason why you get a site with the woman is cause like. Let's reverse that scenario, if that guy,
been beating that girl. I wouldn't be funny it all right,
but it's funny to me or watch neck. I thought I may we used this. How can we, while you sell means have come on we're? I think that's funny. I would not
it's funny if it was a man doing it to a woman, because I would worry the woman's gonna really get hurt. I wasn't worried about him. Getting hurt there right. I mean she wasn't even strong enough to hurt him. You never know man. He was only seventeen and I was like grown at. He was selfieing himself, probably and him if she wanted to. No, I think that kid is smart, that he didn't fight back, he's very smart, that all he did was defend himself. Very smart he's a smart kid. Obviously,
I can't just go around doing that. Like yeah, you probably shouldn't fucking fly your drone into people's houses and film them. You shouldn't hover over their backyard, we they're trying to suntan and film them. I don't know what he was doing. It's a weird thing. This idea that you could put a camera on top of a little robot and fly it around, because when we were filming that Sci Fi Show we had some dudes that were really good at it. They had like these high tech drones and we were
fuckin around with them and put on these goggles
to reality. Goggles you put him on any feel like you're fly like this drone you going over, the tree tops
this is gonna, get real weird. This isn't the super expensive stuff. Like you,
This is like. I mean
a couple thousand bucks or something like that to get a rig like this. I don't know how many thousand I'm just guessing, but it didn't look to be like prohibitively expensive. It's not like something that costs fifty grand or something like that. I think you could get it for the price.
Like some toys, that people save up and buy, there's a lot of people that can have a fucking flying robot that films, everything now they have it at fries. For, like thirty bucks, I their bucks are really cheap. I don't know technology is crazy when that's like in the on the checkout area on their way out, or I don't think it's the same level of sophistication that these guys have. These guys had, like I said, virtual reality, cameras attached to them and they're pretty sophisticated, but they have a real problem with how long they can stay up in the air. He can't stand,
the very long they just
they just can't do it, they just run of gas and they fall you can. You can load them up with batteries, but then
batteries as weight, and it makes it harder for them to fly. Sleep
they need to work around now thinking I stand for thirty minutes or something like that made the sum that can do it better, but
you watch in one fly over the tree tops anywhere those goggles. It's a trip. Did it
freaky feeling
wow. This is nuts. This is like it. What it's like to be an eagle! You know they get that
really really good. It's gonna be nuts. As again
Philip, some super clear, like get some
something that wraps around your head right like this, like your entire field division out like this, it's
All this you know the screen and then
figure out some way to film
something and not have a make any noise. So you don't hear you
somehow another they can make something that doesn't make noise
drones, there's a really cool music video or, if not, music, video, but just video of a guy throwing doing a drone over LOS Angeles, and he goes like on top of the capital records building. You can see like the roof and stuff like that. He goes over like the Hollywood hills. Parties like that house, that's above the comedy, store and there's people having a party up there and he's just going right over people with beach balls those
there's Jim Hansen's studios. He just flew over. Yes, he that's gonna when we're sure that's kind of weird, especially like say if you have like an ex boyfriend or an ex girlfriend, they decide the Fuckin fly drone around your house and fill me. Why fuckin the next person you know
get mad at you. You fucking piece of shit. You didn't even wait a month. You need even wait a month, we were almost married. Well, you've got that horror in your band. I wasn't expecting you to be watching me with your drone. My drones introduced me to the truth: you're a piece of shit, you're fucking deflecting when I bought you that drone, I didn't think you were gonna, be spying on me. I thought you trust me like the arguments of the future. Do you think this has to be used by like perverts and paparazzis nowadays like just going up in hotels with little cameras and your home, thrones and stuff? Because look at this, this is like hd. Look at this part.
That's on top of this hotel. These people are designed to having a party and in undesirable in its drones, flying over people start noticing the journey start, throwing like beach balls at it and stuff
but he made in certain places or as legal shoot them.
Colorado there is a town in Colorado, passed some sort of a resolution that allow you to shoot at drones. Well, it's a year
it's gonna, be like a video game. We're gonna be like shooting drones, everyday. No, oh! Here's comic, Sir look above going above. The comedy store has been there yeah on top of the.
This Colorado town, apparently there
considering it they they haven't done it totally as of March thirty first, but it's
Your trail Colorado and is five sixty DR evil that sound the worried about Jura Hook, its peace, to be worried about gettin up to six hundred people, you're fucking down his tiny shit, shit in town, isn't even a small theatre. That's ridiculous! How do you guys have your own laws? That seems preposterous, that
town that little like driving through in the large ages and you go the other side. The laws different get the fuck out of here. The laws different in five and sixty three people. That's a cult! Ok, that's a cult! You gotta cult! You do not have a town you fucking weirdos, they probably just made it legal for which is lacking in our. I will allow witchcraft for now, but those bitter animal robot throw my range, those flying robot wages, robot brooms with as these two towns in Colorado, one is Greeley, and one is right. Next, to a kind of Cameroon were the name of the one next to it dear value, some shit whenever it is the one next to it, it braced we'd, like in a big way where there
just got: fuckin dispensaries, opening up everywhere in China. Warehouses have right now
to this Greeley Colorado they have. The CNBC show
and it was hilarious because they have. This guy was like the sheriff of Greeley who wouldn't allow it, and it was
You know it has been a lot of things associated with my morning. Air, like we're, noticing long term
the energy issues,
and you listen to this guy talking like some old
cowboy right, some crazy old cowboy who doesn't realize the war is over yeah, the fucking, the guys like stand in. Well, you don't know Psyc psychiatric issues and what about bus, you fuck? What about cigarettes and the beatings you took in the boxing gym should all that be illegal. You fucking crazy asshole. Look at these people. They're having a black
asked the next door go over to that place, go go check out what they're doing the fucking dance in the street and hugging each other everybody's highs, fuck that making millions them
king millions in you, like www alone, psychological issues, new, do marrow, there's no psychological issues due to fucking
cards, a gay people
That's, why don't wanna perfect right of the idea that we'd is the want? What's the fuckin sending these psychological issues, people over the top? How dare you
Dare you make that association, especially since you know,
Stress is such a huge issue that I'm gonna shit the number it has to be the number one cause you like
logical issues, stress not dimension. Physical people really realise. The reason why hearts give out is because-
stress? That's all the years of stress mania. You get old, but it's still stress. They drank alert and stresses, dress so itself. Funny that that's it
Dance like marijuana cause
psychological issues when well the problem Tony Hinchcliffe. If you're kind of thinking is, we have data to back up our assertions. It shows a clear change in the human brain we here is a development, the area that accepts bullshit shrinks. Okay, we need that plump and fat, but that area is not like folk WA. We need it like, like a filled sponge. That's we need that. The area that allows bullshit- and the marijuana shrinking
this area that allows you to tolerate bullshit, and I don't like it at all. I do not like it. We need people out there that can do
sucking our bullshit and it's like a bullshit liver. That's what it is
you have a bullshit liver, you have a liver for booze. You also have a bullshit liver in your brain, and marijuana apparently makes that thing shrink. That's what I heard wow
everything I've tried. They try everything the scare marijuana smokers. Why,
is that they should just smoke waiting get at Dick sucked. They were
change the way they feel about all this. They blacker, complete, perchance, feel soccer
do you do do do doo doo
from someone who loves, you did too who tickles your balls when you come in their mouth, hey, while you're high Jesus Louise's
they don't know about that. They know about that, because if they do
I would imagine if you're a way to Sherifat Greenley knows about that. If you're a girl and you smoke a couple of ads weed and then get your pussy elect that I feel so good, could you imagine
but a shower feels goodbye measure. Good fills forget
delete your ass licked. Do
Like my athlete. Listen you and I are never gonna. Have this conversation right now it ends here. It ends here with you, I'm not opening those doors. What kind of a man asks another man this is like a fill out form for a fucking gangbang, video. Okay. Now do you like eating your athlete, because if you
I checked the box to the right that should never come up. You should go on you cradle to the grave. Without anybody ever asking you do you like it in your athlete, or maybe that should be. That should be a fun thing about a funeral. Do you have to write the answer? Yes or no on a piece of paper and then have it in your hand like when you're dead in the open love? I secretly love it. Did you check his note? It was a yes with two exclamation points. You really see the problem with the question like do you like your slect, is that's not how anybody ever asks it? If they're gonna lick your ass right, they don't go. Do you like to get your ass? Let they don't say that they would say. Do you want to lick your ass? You do they would have a lot of hugs in there like want me to lick your ass. You do
like they're, already affirming it, because it's a risky thing to say like you want me like your ass? Let me try it again. You there's an affirmation in it. You know it's like you want. You want that person to have an easy time saying. Yes, no! It's like yeah, because someone says you want me to look your ass and you go well. That would be cool you, you fucking, sick, fuck, fuck, you a trick. You right right. The bedroom opens up, the crew comes in you've been on the new show. Do you want your asset and then it becomes like a big court case where they try to figure out what means, when you add on to it, and the lawyer tries to defend it clearly if she used the word, she
it was. She was trying to get a positive information out of him. She was manipulating. His emotional response is the natural responses of a person who is going to be polite. Didn't really want is ass, licked! Ok, he didn't want her to feel bad. She said how already
is it worth as
happening, he was realizing the mistake you know to be like
winning an army that things are going to five bigfoot, like you get out
fucking gear, and you really go the mountains like we are the Sasquatch and he'd, be like? Oh. What have I done? What I
done. I can't believe I'm gonna go it's an army of people, I've joint fuck! I made a mistake. Shit yeah! You can't pull out of it. That's what it's got to be like it's crazy,
poor guy
really Colorado poor, bastard right next door.
Get with the other cities name it's out of that is that the same place that shit's down the drones there is that that it allows different place, but the other place, the name that those people are so high that I forgot their name. That's how high they were. The mayor of the town was joking around about they had the mayor of the town and Sylvia stock. Joking around above towns always been like that. I greatly
drive town back in the day you couldn't get booze. We don't want no booze, because what we see you and we have booze is less attendant to the church. That's a bunch of crazy people, that's what that is a lot of hooting and the hollering. The reason why they're afraid of boos and pot, if they're, that afraid of it, is because they're afraid what they'll,
do if they have a drink or smoke, they're afraid that that inner most or whatever their fears and whatever crazy stuff's going on that's about it. Well, no. No! No tony inch cliff I'm worried about your inner monster because my inner monsters save under the guidance of the Lord, so you're heading out there running around with your own ideas, and I got children. Okay, tony in here. If I have that news for you, you're going and praying to an imaginary creature, one you fucking communist lesbian, asshole, listen, you can't say that it's imaginary, you don't know your son of a bitch. I go to church. I feel the Holy Spirit inside me all the time I moved to tongues. You haven't moved to tongues tone, Hinch left, then your priest, he drinks wine. I mean Jesus turned water into wine, but you don't want this, I'm a Baptist Baptist. We don't we don't fuck around with wine. You can't have wine in the church, that's true! They don't drink wine. I don't believe so. I think the wine is a catholic thing. Is
let's find out was the Google there do Baptist
use wine, who I know the Catholics, love line age
try any excuse like egg and we get the
will you know it's really funny? Mormons knots was drink coffee but
constraint, those energy drinks due to deal with issues of Mormon. Will you sell those fuckin giant monster energy drinks and the duty of each ethics over the time it was just jack to the teeth all day, just just red line it all day. This gives me the idea of innumerable copy wooden drink the coffee, but yet is pounded the evil being. There is an evil bringing out there and its corrupt and the souls of our model. You Fritto gives me wings. Just like the angels of more exactly Mormon relate to drink, a monster energy to be a monster against Satan's, urges monstrously attack. You Satan, nothing. Funding morphinism other, as you know, the wind the they think that when you die, you get your own planet. You know that right. How do you know you? Don't toys, growth? Ok, why so judgmental torreons Cliff and that everybody lives on their own different plan ended. I hope I will you dog will yet be told, but that's submitted its leaves, its only Delbert wicked visit each other. Like you, I'm sorry, it's like you were on the moon and I was on Mars, but I couldn't get you Billy Tony. Where are you
in this world, like the travelling, is so fast
probably pretty quick. If you can get to a place where you have your own planet, I assume you just be where you want. When are you gonna be there like? Instantaneous right, that'll happen. One day will figure that we figure out how to try
support ourselves. I think it's human beings live for another million years. If we live to
were supposedly like this close to like this, this frame that we're in right now the homo sapiens. The way we look is suppose
we pretty similar to what
a million years ago looked like, like a million years ago. There were some ape like man, the kind of stood up but fairly similar. You know, and then maybe in this form a few.
Hundred thousand years three or four hundred thousand years, like there's lot, o guesswork involved and figuring it out. But if we could
Keep going another million we
would be hairless for sure would lose our hair we would probably
be really. Slight and very tony Hinge cliff like like a dancers, physique, an alien dancer and our heads would grow. We would look like
fucking aliens, and then we hit our point. If we can
you if we don't blow each other up. Have we
continue and we'll get hit by an asteroid. We
continue to improve our ability to do things,
will. It be not a million years from now, you probably will be able to transport any or tell
for what you want anywhere in the world. I wanna be I'll bet. A hundred thousand a shitty rate flies Tony hinge clear at this rate that were growing with technology. I think worry in close
I would almost say ten thousand stable
waves, and, if you think about ten thousand years ago, that sounds really dumb, but if it
thousand years ago doesn't seem like that longer. But that's a really long time
ten thousand years ago we find these like stone buildings. They may in a bunch, really cool shit that they left behind, but
not much else ten thousand years ago. I don't even think people are on boats. They didn't even figure that out yeah. No, they did they're they're finding out that people figured out a lot of shit a lot earlier than we thought. In fact, forty thousand years ago they were hunting
there were a fishing for tuna in boats, which is a pretty pretty sure those
the number that they came up with because they found these these deep sea rigs. They use these long lines and these big hooks and they were catching tuna. They found tuna dna which is
you're, crazy, tuner, deep water fish, so these
fuckers, let me find out what year it was they figured out. Let me see would have Google there ancient people fish were tuned
re sitting on a yoga ball. Now now where's that sheriff interesting.
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it forces you to stand sit straight like see how I'm setting yeah this is how you're supposed to sit right. You're supposed to sit like this, like your head, is not supposed to be for
and when you most times you sit in a chair, you wind up slumping sitting like that, and then it makes your back really tight. Since I've been using this, my back never fucks with me when we do podcasts awesome, yeah,
you, you said I and new needs are in it and the northern com.
NI chairs on my like that, but you just
you're carrying your own weight and then once you do it for a while, if you get used with any sardine and everywhere, like I do it all on planes are doing, you should sit up straight like all this
and when you don't, you have bad posture, I should think
said. I should do no watcher posture because it like that one,
look and lazy protesting
good for you discs like you, should get him.
pressed that's where we do have a fat wallet. They say never
the fat while you back pocket of you want those guys, it keeps every goddamn business card the ever yet or protein.
towards our US ten hours off fool, you give these big,
fat crazy, thick wallets. If you sit on that shit all the time, you can get disk problems like a lot of cab. Drivers get sciatic nerve problems because they get a
a pinch disk, because your biologists got an uneven distribution of weight and that's what it
kind of when you're slumped through sitting weird. You know it's an uneven distribution of weight. I have that one hundred percent anytime. I go on a road trip now, after like two hours, my right side get start getting numb and I start I start having like a little. Do you sit on your wallet? No, I don't
It's like how I and also I'm a luncher, I'm a turtle yeah you shouldn't do that man. I used to think that it was just that
slouching eyes. I have real problems slouching, I slouch all the time and
I think I thought it was just like the way it looks is not what people are right. The way it looks like it, so my attitude was fucked down, that's still so stupid, but it's just not you when you
back a straight like that's like this is the way it was to stand. Your your
calm, your core
carrying your weight very evenly stacked up, but when your head goes forward and you sorted relax, you put a great deal of pressure on other parts. He put like
there's like a peak area of your spine that has edition
pressure, it seems like nothing and it is nothing for a long time and then it becomes something
and if you sit like, I see a real bad back and neck pains from writing, and I think I might fuck my
of doing that as much as I fuck myself? Up from doing jujitsu goes out.
for a long period of time- and I was sit in a chair like this with my head forward and then when I was all done, I'd be like oh, my neck would be fucking killing me. I just don't
sitting like this, because I feel like I'm like, posing like a woman and I'm sure, like my point of my button, boobs out, I feel like I have to look back at it like I hated or something so you're afraid of what the way it looks. You'd rather just have a back ache right. You know a back ache is just easier to deal with. Does look really silly for me to sit like hey, because I mean my butt sticking out. My food sticking out, like I feel like you need
reduce both those that would help tremendously and leave right to look at the bright red Beard Lodge one right away. I don't want to lose my dear I boobs than my, but I've been working. I next he lost a lot of we got real slows, makes my head look too big for free sexist, like spent all his work to get down like a hundred and sixty seven pounds. You like super skinny,
for me and you together. I look like a fuckin lego boy. She don't matvey Lego Boy, do you just you look healthy?
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taking into account as a lack of ambition. He nurse they D. Take up. You know a lot of room when they don't do anything they don't. They
and they keep it sheriff. What about all the artists and the musicians that have come from a pot that smoke pot? You mean queers like Steve Jobs. Is that what you're trying to say yeah Jesus took him from us? Let me tell you something: Jesus
impressed do you know what look like AIDS face there. You look good, no you're, just not used to it, because you're used to this backup, you sell the support. You got your head and then you got some back up when you.
your party shrinks up. You felt like now in the back of your head. Just did
Seymour Ryan. Do you don't look bad there at all you great human health, but facts, and I've told you before. Why does everything guinea with David so weird now this is getting help as this look like aids, you don't look like you have a right HIV. You don't know who your return, you,
of diarrhoea like a little bit like the other is a terrible blow. You come on. Look at this picture. You don't look bad at all city from weeds
but looking face you do not look better. All I got
What was I watch
an episode and fuck was on it. One of em
our friends dead, but whose on you haven't kneeling
it's bright earns brand earns was on it. Yes right. What did he play like a drug dealer? I had drug dealer in I watched it because Brett was on it, that's it. I watched it one of the time- and I was like this- is fake.
This is now Rihanna buying you it's fake is that catfish show. I heard so many people to say how awesome show as I finally watch it the fake a show of everything I didn't notice faked. No, I heard on reality tv, sometimes village, plan that shit out, but it's not really reality. You hear that tone. It almost seems like it would benefit them with so much money. Spending money, I'll, wait, a minute conspiracy theories, so you think they would. They would do to just to make money what they re willing to fake id risk, their reputations. That's a reality show when I turned into reality. Show I want reality. You know that I know that right, that's it we're going to fake, though you know that it is
leading piecemeal best wonderfully well. When you feel that way, they can really do think. We need to figure out how easy it is like what they're doing like people just looking at a camera like, I thought for sure that he was you now the man that I thought duty
will do whatever the fuck. You ask him to do. If you have a camera in front of you, I mean there's a certain amount of people that will do it. So if you have some sort of reality, show
manipulate these free born, say it. I want you to this. What you gonna do you can tell us they now that you been texting,
guy and pretending to be a girl and then you're gonna meet him here and say I busted you dude now I know what's up and the guys are okay, okay, okay, how long have I known him? You've been friends.
for twenty years: okay, okay, okay, we've been friends for twenty years, man and they'll say shit like that man, we've been friends for twenty years. I thought I trusted. You think, of course,
We got all that Maury, Povich and stuff like that. That shows still when I'm on the road and I'm flipping through channels I'll stop for a few minutes and I'll watch more I'll watch the results, because, no matter what
No matter what happens, one of them is going to get up and go. Oh, I told you I told you that that was or wasn't my baby, like, whichever one one of them is going to flip out, because it's just so coach well one of the guys who was a doorman at not EAST side, comedy club governors, governors, love town in Long island,
one of the door. Man was a regular on no shows back in a day like this is a nineteen. I want to say
Nineteen, nineteen, nineteen, ninety one pre internet and he used to get a call and they would say we're looking for a man who has been having sex with his brother's wife and he goes what a coincidence I've been having sex with my brother's wife. What do you want me to do, and they would literally say that to him see if you can help us out here that was at the conversation they would have. What we're trying to find is a guy who got arrested wearing women's clothes and trying to get a job in a woman's office, and they go oh what a coincidence. You know they'll tell him the exact scenario that he wants. So all those people are just they're, just good at it like you'll, see that MIKE Ricke did it micro,
did it way back in the day. My Greco, who is a comic at the calmly store in the ninety ninety saved me that shit for money. I met MIKE like Michael
dude man yeah MIKE, was a funny dude. You know I don't know if he's still doing stand up anymore, but back in the day when we started out together at the store in the ninety S, he was fucking funny man there's a lot.
Those guys.
For whatever reason you know people and find out about them, is one of those guys that was there the first stuff few months. When I started, and we like made friends and then I watched him basically quit
yeah he. I know I think he moved somewhere else, but I am. I watched him fatal
but the store beer. But anyone who used to do that shit they would hire him to do like
Everyone knows that chick
Jenny Jones there
the show member and they they did it.
A thing where they humiliated this guy, because there was a guy that he worked with. That was in love with them, and so
the guy comes on, and he has no idea that this gig, I love them a freaks out. It's humiliating to show that it goes and shoots the guy afterwards and they
that's a wrap for you and they just cease and desist the entire show yeah. But
show was. There was a turning point in those things. They realise that it has some fuckin repercussions to the shit. I guess it, but an act. That's
stuff started getting more produce like they realise that
they got to tell the person before saving when
Did the Jenny Jones Thing TAT was a real guy in a real office who was it
act into his coworker and when
guy was on tv with them. This nutty, due to one of shooting a guy
You know he was just humiliated beyond words, but where's like if you were on there and you found out some guy at work, thought you were hot you'd be uncomfortable, but you would find it hilarious right and you wouldn't,
It probably have an issue, because deeds can get creepy,
now, if you were a girl and you got on a show- and you found out that your coworker loves you they'll be
a problem. You know
a girl say. If you worked in some office, maybe even have a boyfriend or husband
some guy who's, your co worker, who normally professes love to you, but does so on national television in a surprise attack.
he'd. Be let go great. You know I got a fucking, stop working there or he's gonna stop working there. Something's gonna happen yeah. It is a weird approach, especially when you factor in that that guy probably told the gay guy, probably
the guy on Jenny Jones on the air, so that nothing would happen to him? You know he didn't tell him at the office like hey man. I really like you. Please don't hit me like right on the air and that backfired yeah. I guess
She probably saw out look, I'm gonna be on tv with the fucking nothing's gonna happen to me all right, I'm gonna be on television yeah, nothing can happen to me, gonna hurt me. No one's gonna hurt me
on television yeah Jenny Jones Career is just gonna. Keep going on the show's gonna keep gong everything's gonna be fine. Jim Jones is a talent. Okay, you're not gonna. Stop her with one little scandal right, they're, just gonna, be back stronger than ever. America demands Jay Jones yeah.
She's data- show that she would do choose Comic,
wide and she's tat. Yeah she's did do a show back in the day. If you gotTA, Jenny Jones, like the early stuff, is crazy. Share this crazy, but bulletproof hairdo his big giant, like
huge sprayed up here do and
we do these Ladys only shows, and when I was living in Boston, there was a club of was the comic inaction or
it is either duck soup or the improv, because it was
the upscale, they had an upscale club and she would buy out every seat and there was no men who are allowed in the building the
I couldn't worked bar guys can work the door they have like all female employees. Females in that the whole thing would be filled with females, and so they did it s sort of like a gimmick, and they have these.
All female shares will now change on to talk about a period or whatever men stuff for things that anyone here, that's but that's the
when the guy fucked, with her
what that's when the guy I fucked with the other guy rather, and
tell them that he was in love with him. But if you go back to her stand up, you'll see her crazy air when, when they
during the talk, so she kind of toned down in her hair.
Became a normal sized yeah, but before I was like some tribal thing she had before she was a yeah. She has like some trouble
he caught single and there's network heads they
we're gonna put you in here and make no no stand as I stand up here. Especially on this. Here is yours:
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I hate she wear the tight wise. Where are you she looks like so we can see what clothes look lie in the sixty S or she's moving she at the heels she went out with a little of dinner at the sizzler, so
You forgot the Cubans. We had go back on CD, I'd, better seizure, again guy.
That's better sees you as a dire wolves and game of thrones. That's ridiculous! Nothing more than a fake applause break like a bad one. Well I mean they may be really loved her and we're. So
it appeared get out a joke javert.
All the movie punchline right when I tried to watch it the other day and just to see if there was like there was parts in it that I remember going. That was the that was hilarious, but in the wrong reason
well that was before you don't stand upright and has also like ten when it came out yeah I was, I was doing, stand up and there came out logos just starting to stand up and America
what the fuck is. This is crazy, like it's. It's weird,
watch, someone do something that you know they can't do like if I was ever gonna like say, if I did a movie, I'm never do a movie that I have to play guitar, but if I did a movie, why I played guitar in and I would learn how to fucking play guitar. Okay, because I
I was a guitar player and I was watching some movie about Jamie Hendrix and the guys just like you know he doesn't know what he's doing he's just moving his fingers around yeah. I would be like this is annoying a shit. I know he can't really play guitar this guy's faking it like if you watching, like some fake kung fu in a movie, it's very it ruins the movie for you right. That's like like in
bill ever see that Tino sent out there,
Anybody in that assassination squad to Japan
like a month or two or three some crazy. I'm on a time for tender, learn all
but they learns the art of the samurai sword. They learned Kung FU big from the guy's. Why people from the actual
school stuff, we know David Lee wrought as they are now
David Lee Roth lives in Japan and take samurai lesson. Is that such a move to Japan with its dog by himself gonna apartment and he takes?
kendo kendo, this japanese sort fighting? Are any practices sort fighting that circle here? Do
the Roth Zooelogy maniac somewhat he's wild man. You know
doesn't give a fuck haven't great time player
what kinda plain sword fighting one, the big
rock stars the world's ever now. Can you do this? Japanese people lose that if he comes in a like their restaurant that event
jump jump, go ahead, jump! I bet not. I bet he sleeps slinks right in you know, because he dress is very low. Key like he wears overalls all the time and like one of them,
boy hats.
One of those things are so he's
just dislikes around, got gotta be so beautiful over their japanese, japanese culture, so smooth and relaxing
cool. It's very different. That's for sure, like
it's one of the reasons why Japan
if you go over there, it feels like you're in another world. It doesn't just feel like you're in another country. It feels like you're another world like the way people behave like everybody's, like really polite. It's very unusual. They don't necessarily like white people, especially the old
folks that were around like during the Pearl harbor days, not now
big fan of wifi
when it comes to that repression, the rest of the young, kids love american and young p. I guess most, those prohibit people dead,
did you expect was not hate on Americans. They dropped to buy
On where the year we must react, we did that those sort of an out she
ouch. That's such a deck move. I mean we are the only people in the world to really nuke another place.
we noted twice to we do at once, and they want to make sure I sure they weren't a shitty buildings whose try the other one. Nothing
the next day or something like all,
As you know, there's one guy, because I read a thing: here's one! That's crazy, for I read a thing about the guy that was in both
is in Hiroshima right and
he had done. I go to work like he barely survived or whenever more was on a train or something like that to Nagasaki
he could hear, exceeds survive, Sirop Sigma is Nagasaki the next day and then
forward and the road map and the like God, that's crazy.
That's crazy and just imagine that time of the year over that time of the world, when you really could just think that this
could continue like bounds, could just be
Drop and now wondering star we're in the middle of a world war and then also
Cities are gaining level like a whole cities getting levelled amount
died. Those a lot- and you know another thing- is
The one in Hiroshima landed next to a hill, so like the hill actually
saved a lot of people
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The four months, roughly half
deaths in each city occurred on the first day during the following months. Large numbers died from the effects of the burns, radiation, sickness and other injuries compounded by illness.
both cities, most of the dead, were civilians. Although Hiroshima had a sizable garrison. Why.
Crazy.
Oh we gotta shooter the day
shooting at organ high school. To confirm that
as today I just now Jesus Christ of what
The hell is going on. Do you think it's getting?
to become where we all have to have guns. We all have to carry guns, it's just like star wars where we all have our weapons all the time. All of us is going to be one or the other. Either it's going to be that or it's going to be no gun right August. Six was Hiroshima August. Nine TH was Nagasaki, so they waited.
Whether a couple days- scary, yeah yeah, but that's what
done. People are worried about the gun people worried about. You know they're just try to our guns away now, and people are
not going to just give up their guns and they're going to vote for people that they're going to be put in office, they're, going sure that you don't put up their guns and then the problem is
Those people also get connected like
Few, if you have a guy like say, there's a guy that says
I am going to support the second amendment, no matter what every American has a right to bear arms everybody was crazy.
the bear arms people or Annette. I side now so that guy,
can attach that guy to a bunch of other shit, you might not necessarily believe, like you get attached.
That, guy to a bunch of weird environmental, sheer relaxing some of the environmental regulations on certain areas that are bit risky to do certain things in that might kill a bunch of fuckin, weird fish, but whatever whatever we can make a lot of money? These those guys
hatched and corrupted
After all those things, because you know that, there's a sizeable chunk of Americans that will vote to keep their guns
and then there is also the people that are on the other side of it that you know they did look.
they'd, no matter what they're going to vote against guns does no matter what I give you a year. We gotta clean up the street and take these guns out of these calls. You ass theirs those people and you got those people if you are an anti gun. Personally, we need tighter regulations. We need tighter restrictions, we need less guns, not more guns. You have those people, so
ad, then you can attach that to a bunch of weird shit. The weird social shit insurance company scams where everybody has to get certain amounts of insurance and it can become smarter on how about we have everybody has to wear your seat belt because we're paying out so much money. So they have regulations to protect you. We have to wear a seatbelt.
We'll have to wear seat. But how can this guy is allowed to drive a motorcycle? Are you crazy? He doesn't even have a cage around him like this doesn't make any sense. Ok,
you make him we're Helma, congratulations, Megan, we're home. I think it's way safer from me in a car with no see
hold on and I'm not trying to argue for no seatbelts. Zero is where one, but I think
it's way probably way safer to be in a car with no c belt than it is to be on a motorcycle when there's an accident right and then I'll
it states that only men have to wear home? No
Colorado, you don't you don't have to in Vegas, either Ohio that's a bit
yeah. I think this a few is quite a few and I think it's me
as the people that ride motorcycles
They love that feeling so much that they like fuck. It won't risk. Might imagine that is like the wearing a condom of the motorcycle? Why did you do it without one? You like
of that is absolutely right, but nowadays, with such great technology with Bluetooth and phones and stereos and the helmets and stuff, I think more people are actually wearing helmets because it's badass to like take a phone call. While it's in your helmet yeah. I don't know about that, dude, because the type of dudes who don't want to wear helmets, this, like the Harley guys to you, know what they don't want. They just want the bandana float and they're woman, they're woman when their arms wrapped around my waist and I'm free. I got my a red, white and blue and and around
around it is that a drone up in the air, I'm a true maverick, I'm not like those faggots out there, pretending, okay, I'm a true maverick, I vote Republican and I ride a motorcycle, a woman's.
It's a long nailed scratched back and I feel them. Poland, a leather, mumble,
a vast motorcycle club,
making will up inside your mama that brothers, my brothers out there on a mental horses rawdon out into the sunset, we're together we're a team or by?
brothers. I ride my back
and bear arms in the arms of a bear. How did you ever read hunted Thompson's thing on the motorcycle yams he
growth is first book. The big book that sort of introduced her Thompson to the world was, I has taken the hell's angels. He was indeed
in the health angels. Like hung around.
with that went with them and he did it for a long time. It was like.
couple years is like embedded in the hell's angels and go hang out with him a partisan shit but then
got into an altercation, because a guy was beating up his girlfriend and hunter. You said something to him: the guy beat the shit out of him to, and a couple of other guys beat the show them too, and then he wrote the book. The book came out and they're,
But if I can now went crazy for that,
this started
Thompson's
Gonzo journalism. He went from that which is more of its different. If you compare it to his other stuff, that's it
peace, which is more. It's still got that
gonzo edge to it, but it's more based in reality than like when
fear and loathing in LAS Vegas. When you got to fear and loathing in LAS Vegas that was originally supposed to be something you wrote for ESPN
and it was covering, like a motorcycle race, has so fuckin crazy that they know they were like. We can't use this and he turned it until August. Novel and that sort of kick started
his guns career that in Kentucky the Kentucky Derby. Here
peace on the Kentucky Derby. That was pretty fuckin. Crazy too.
but he he was embedded with those fuckin angels for two years and
as a wild fuckin stories, man,
jeez in those guys with liberty I kiss each whenever they would have cameras on their kiss each other and tongue, each other freaky black sissies.
Marcella, alludes crazy beer
it out with each other, while
That was why I m C a word they get actually gay because I saw a video the other day. I didn't seem very gay village. We believe the village people in its, but it seemed like maybe one or two of a more but they
Do you remember demur.
Jimmy Kennedy went to him Kennedy had that show the Jimmy Kennedy. Experiment was a gimmick. Any experiment wasn't the experiment here he arm.
You have this one episode they did and it was about God
and talking these guys into being strippers. They're gonna be male strippers and then along the line, its getting creeper and creepier they're gonna, be on a tv show, they're gonna be you're, gonna, be that's like girls gone wild, guy's gone nuts. Okay, this this guy's got enough. Yeah, okay, okay and then they tell them that it's gonna be a lot of it is for gay guys, but
it doesn't matter, man, you're gonna, be a huge star and all the stuff, and you know he starts like going over like some of the gay things you might have to do like. Like my
to make out with another man I have and the guy's like. Well man. I don't want to do that, but I do want
to be on the show town,
and then at the end of it they reveal, but it's real, it's not a setup. It was a real show. I mean the real Jamie, Kennedy's Fucking Genius and that shit- I don't know why he stopped doing that. I mean. Maybe it was.
Like lawsuits. Maybe they get in trouble for doing it, but that was like the best shit he ever did.
It was really fucking funny, but it was all these guys, so I would suspect that it's like
That kind of situation that, if you there's, is there's enough guys out there that if you just get
t them they're gonna, be on television guarantee them. We can have some sort of fame, they'll disengage it
The reason I ask, as I do, that song night, David Eddie or Van Helen Shit, daily, Roth Stead, Majuba low everywhere. I didn't know that wines arouse they'll people is one of their songs and if you watch the video it smooth is how like like like he's a pimp really in announcing waiting. I thought this was like. Like some weird, like gay ban, you know. All I do is type in are the village people, and then Google filled out, ok, which members the village people were are gay. Here we go
Victor Willis, the policeman and Glenn Hughes. The biker were straight while
Happy Rose or Philippe rose, the american, Indian and Randy Jones. The cowboy David
Oh dough
the construction worker and Alex brightly when military man were gay, so there's only two straight deeds and the rest of them or just for gay members jerking off on their mother, taken not lose us,
that's it. This is just a junior shook out pimp.
Everywhere I go. This is acknowledged that, even though it is actually about your kind of clear video like it's got like this opens just changed my idea of what the village people you can really tell, which ones are gay since hook up with the czech and medical. Suddenly I, with a black talk pilots monopoly that it's a black eye and a white woman, interracial she's, really telling me I saw the policeman was not the policeman like Street, so the guy with the crazy mustache. That's the biker, write history with that's Larry is right. Now you can't even dance like the plea that three or four makes it possible to move away from. This helps us crazy. The bikers trade is far like yours, like pounds. You would be so that there is only one part of me is doing sick man Helen here that
mustache tuck out with the mustache we assume he would have to be get it totally. Nope, that's wait! That's the biking he's straight yeah. No, he was in the war totally in denial. I don't know what you're talking about man. I mean I just fucking, just a job. Bro yeah, I'm just playing a biker. Even if it's not gay. His mustache is like that. Mustache jumps off his face in the middle of the night and goes in bang. Dude just come back in the morning, smelling like liquor and potholes and Bacardi Village people great, I get Bro, you imagine how insulted the Indians, like the Indian already representative, are quite pathetic. The Cherokee nation Voices is disapproval. That was an Apache. Don't worry about it, bro those are the enemy anyway, Indians like they didn't all like each other. Did you guys know that? Oh yeah? It fought the
all the time. The idea that the White man came in like this peaceful land, they came the white man and kill everyone. They eat
we're kind of killing each other too. The Lakota that, like so
like the Sioux Indian than the term sue, doesn't mean that's their name like that means enemy, that's what it means.
They call themselves lakota people, but the word Sue is:
to these, so these other native tribes call them enemy.
Obviously the Americans or the Americans, the white people. Europeans did a way better job of killing people and we're way more fucked up about it and we're way more evil about it and had guns and a lot of the shit. But
any didn't like each other either that's his people. Man
gonna find like this idea of you find this one peaceful utopia where everyone got along. They were one with nature, hey rolling and they did a lot of raping and killing to they cut people up. They did a lot
Evil share the aid people so stop every, but people are getting
no like one race that you can go back and go those fuckers had it nailed. Those guys were super cool to each other. They had a balanced civilization. There was no murder, no rape, no theft, it's never existed. Yeah, definitely not
we're a work in progress, ladies and gentlemen, and should takes time the universe,
he's been here for ten billion years. How many billions fourteen billion supplement that this plan
has been here four and a half billion four point. Six on, like that,
as time? Okay, we ve been here for a million years. Have that takes time we got figured out
no cultures ever got it right. The idea,
that we should have left the American Indians alone, ia, great idea, fucking, terrific and then what
and then what exactly there there? All the village p
it's just a bunch of Indians, come on. We needed to get some Americans
yeah anomalies. That gun I'm not, I'm I'm not like arguing for genocide, but that's what happens when
but go and they look at history. They look at the positive. Better
heads of like things that have happened that were really ugly like one
People talk about the Mongols. They talk about how the Mongols they they they
through trade routes,
they killed millions of people. Do, though I mean they improve trade routes. By butchering, like entire cities are people yeah? They things
employees are moving more freely, but that but people like like two like look at the positive
benefits of like things like that. We're horrible genocide took place. So if you looked at like
Americans establishing American Europeans coming over and establish american killing all these native Americans, some people, if the
looked at it. That way would say. Well if it wasn't for that, we would never have Atlanta. We
never have Miami. We would never have these wonderful cities that we enjoy today, so in the long run it worked out,
and the Indians. They have their casinos, that's true! They make
A lot of money is a pretty fucked.
History, when you think about the history, the United States only a few hundred years ago. This is other
lived here I've only a few hundred years ago, and as many as like a million, there is a lot of them at one point in time. There is
lot of fucking people living in this country, like the idea that this place was wasn't populated right, a lot of them. They killed a lot of fucking people yeah. They killed him in the creek,
creepiest ways to like putting they put smallpox in their thereof there there their blankets was smallpox. They put their blankets and gave these people they put like blue
because they had scabs in the blankets of people that had diseases and put it in the blankets and give to the American Indians.
who spreading these evil terminal diseases
nobody, shots. Martin sped
our friend, I just moved into a place, and he got his first night there yet again, skirt over by these two guys that had a bedroom for rent and he gave him the deposit. The first months ran and slept there for one night and everything he owned since
moved at all into his new bedroom got infested by bedbugs, oh now, here and there
like really hard to get rid of. You need to wash a steel. You need to seal everything and wash it all at a hundred and ten degrees for an hour at least, and if to do all this stuff,
everything. Is mattresses now garbage and he's like I'm very struggling Young come on now, so they knew about it before the random. The pleasure ass, a he's gonna try to that
this is something somebody I just came off of living is in his car for a whole year. In the last two months he was living in his car after it had been peed on by another comic right. This poor guys is not getting any
fuck man bedbugs are supposedly like all throughout New York City. It's a real issue with big bugs yeah. You know because this happened to him over the week and I ended up reading about it yesterday and it's really crazy. They were almost extinct. Complete
Wheatley and then in ninety five or some like that. For no apparent reason, there was an explosion of bedbugs. I remember
this being, I thought I used to think they weren't even real. I used to think it was just the thing that my mom said to me before bed like have a good night. Don't let the bedbugs bite like that whole thing.
Another real dude. When I was in high school, my dog had fleas and she got the fleas on my carpet and I couldn't get him out man. I could not get them out like when I would go from my bedroom like from my carpet to my bed. I would get bugs on me and I had to take them off
I had that happen once that was awful. The scariest one of the worst times of my wife. It drove me crazy. I feel like they're on you all the time and it was a fucking lazy. Kid too, I wasn't gonna clean my room. I wasn't gonna vacuum, I just wasn't gonna get it done. They jump right on your ankles batshit out of me dude. I have little scabs on my ankles yeah, so I eventually had to pull everything out of my room and then foam it down. We had to get this machine, you know the
machines of eight. They hire people to combine. You know you could random and like home Depot and
it or wherever it was. I thought one of us did you buy one if you ever need it? Well, I think carpets are gross man yeah. I would rather have a wood floor that you can clean.
UP really easy. He carefully clean carpets, good! It's like clothes! That you never change. I couldn't agree with you more. I hate carpet. If it is up to me, I did just be. If you have hardwood, may be well like a little rug, then, with
when something spells on the rug, get a new rug, yeah roll that pitch up light on fire, absolutely yeah. I think that's like a thing that people thought was like a luxury in the eighty s or the seventy S or whatever the fuck. It was carpet and they realized. This is like a sweater that people walk on it. It's like a giant towel. It's essentially just like a towel like owls. Have those little things it's
take out of our move mean mean flesh out the fancy. It is the more it in traps, bacteria and everything. You know what I dont like. I dont like towels that are synthetic because you could feel it when their wet when you're wet and you rob like one of those plush synthetic towels and almost like, doesn't absorb the water like wipes the water on you a little bit like word absorb some of it, but you could feel indifference or
like a real, a jet cotton towel. You feel like dry. You off, you feel like take the water off the slippery ones. Make me feel it. I'm ruining environment is out of the room. I couldn't programme
this programme, which I knelt William Liner, firewood melt in. I saw you
at a three year or heard your voice on E3. When you they announced the new, you have see anais I've played some of it made that I guess Bruce Lee is now in its even fight Bruce Lee Verses, like GS, P,
due to be seen as the grab accidents and their insane. It's amazing there so close now, they're getting so close to like making it
like a real movie like making work of real fight in hd and you're on commentary on that
Two did I didn't work. I was just going to our see, you have to say, like everything you have to get every possible thing out. I mean I'm not complaining but never mind.
I'm kind of, but its it was
wasn't like a difficult thing to do. It takes a long time it's actually fund. How just pretend those watch and fight
and you were just do it exerts, I wouldn't. When I was doing. I would just think about moments that things happen like moments like guys landed, kick sir no punches or take down or someone catch and choke, and I would just remember like historic fight
means, and this sort of try to recapture that try to pretend that that's happening. Why was screaming I'm? So if you watch
if you play the video, it's very close to the way I would do commentary. I look at the movement, so I but I'll tell you what people take a lot more headache thing like we have to all your friends there. You said that about a game as possible. He's you can talk like that when it's about you're allowed to isn't that funny like ripped, is a thing that people want. They want ripped Scott I'll,
see a six pack, while the best fighter, possibly ever was
it or million Anko and he was fat fuck. He walked around like a belly area.
low role. I give you
giggles around the middle of a bit didn't give a fuck just gone there fuckers
Anderson Silva was never that repped either. You know he was more smooth, it means to obviously muscular and very strong, but he wasn't like Bruce Lee. You know shredded, like there's a few guys at it like that. Fucking shredded
this man brutally was like legitimately
one of the first guys to figure out that there were certain aspects,
all the martial arts it we're effective
best way to do? It was to combine them all before Bruce Lee. Nobody combined shit, that was
the thing that you would have pride in you know. I've studied, showed a car and I will continue to be a showed a con man to the day. I die
I am a wing Chung man, I ve known, and people like represent their style like an old kung. Fu movie, you know, do they.
That there is only one style. That was the correct style. My master learn from the great masters and he came down from Korea and taught me
style. Bruce.
It was like that's nonsense. Bruce Lee was the guy who invented Mme really. Would you do far covering Europa
I know I was blowing my brain in my shirts. You can't even go an hour without getting a six. Are you back on the vape pen too? Did you get off the cigarette? No, I still stuck cigarette. Oh Tony H. What happened bad man? What what was the stressful event that caused you to go back to work stuff? I didn't!
get something that I was working for a couple months for really really hard, and I mean I'm gonna get back.
Listen, don't get off every in the long run. It did you good trust me dear ear,
you shouldn't be on shows: did you should do
it finds from you stand up, I mean get famous just when you stand up get funny. Just up get famous,
we stand at the reason why I say this is because
No one has ever gonna be able to capture what you do best
place other than on stage where no one
stage. That's
you're, a hundred percent control, the content, the weight set up, delivered
and it's hilarious like you can't do that. If, if you
when a tv show you gonna do with a bunch of people. They're gonna have some fucking,
wacky ideas about what tony age should wear and Tony we salute over to make just a slight base, a cookie hooker, and next thing you know,
it is a little
bigger than that. The draining thing like it was. It was something that, like I know, I know what it was on. Yeah, I know what it was. You worked on it for a long time. Yeah. It was really tough law. If you're gonna do a show. I really think it should be. Your own show to figure out how do your own thing you're doing something
The other thing, I think, that's funny
that's one of the hardest things too to realise it takes a long time to realise, but you're better off doing your own thing
then you are like if you KIDS
Doc, on some show like when I was on fear factor, it was a great benefit. Financially is really good, but we do in someone else's thing. It's not it's like a job. It becomes something that youth you think about. Like ok, now, I'm going to work, not complaining great job, but this
huge differences that, unlike doing
cast or that and do in doing stand up specially doing Stanhope. That's the freest one June
completely in control of how you do it completely.
So what you write you spare me
you can open your own stuff and you
wasting any time doing anybody else's thing right and then in exactly
I mean I wasn't going to slow down on my stand up or in the meat thing, but I really want it
I really want it now, I'm sure you did. I know you did this. I mean
it's a good thing that you never stop. Would you say
That's some guys do right. They start do they get a job writing in they stop performing that's crazy. That was that was one of the things when I got another writers room for the first time. I was amazed at how funny a lot of
guys were in that they used to do stand up and that once they started the writing job that they stopped goes. I hang out with committee
and all the time. Almost every night
So when I was in the room, I know what's funny and I now who's funny, you not, I mean so
It's amazing to me. You know it s, scary, like one guy in one of the fund,
sleep I've ever met used to do stand up and he doesn't every
This guy opens his mouth it's about to be an explosion. I mean he has an Amy for writing, but is the king of
oh striding like he's just an insult gear.
So if you go hey what about by
you know Jimi Hendrix or whatever and ten seconds later he'll have a a gem that you can't
almost on the ground at, but yeah
I never did the entire time. My first a few years
writing writing
eggs even during the season. If it got weight in the office
nine, ten, hey guys,
gotta go. I do my spot sorry
I don't know. You might also turn it out so much during the day that they couldn't be like you know, I died in
an option right hard all day, but I never. If I did
If I, MR spotters, something for writing egg. That would start
entire whole. Another crazy melt,
and breakdown, because I just can't not do stand up crazy
well t, shirt, you're, always getting better to look at Valle. See you I'll see you three months later, you're better three months later, you'll be better than you were three months ago, almost every time that mean
I constantly like trying to refine and home and that's gonna becomes a real obsession
like folding over your jokes and hammering them down trying to get them to, you got to do a lot of sets to do that and if you have another gig that starts preventing you from doing that it can become a real
problem because you could you could just go. Oh, you know what I've got this. I'm just gonna like I'm, just gonna kick back, stop doing stand up for a while, I'm gonna just take a few months off, and just maybe I'll just I mean I'm not happy with my act right now and you'll come up with excuses and reasons, and next thing you know, you've got some sort of a job right, you're, showing up at an office every day, and I mean you're writing yeah, it's great, but it's not
it's funny stand up can be exactly, but for some dude
The stress of the performance is not worth it's like.
it's not worth the effort psych, but an expression.
Use like is it worth the juice to squeeze these berries you now. Is it worth the effort? Is it worth it honestly?
you go through together
stage and crack on a joke. I'd rather just right for someone else and have them deal with it. Yeah. That's that stress at all. I love turn in those bear
easy. Now, what I'm saying, but that's just you right, yeah
me for some guys are really is better for them to just be a writer psych. This check this,
to performance life is too fucked up too hard for them.
I think there's a lot of guys like I just couldn't get the spots, didn't meet the right people at the right time or something I don't know. Maybe they weren't
money of a performer. That is the one thing you know. I don't know what those writers who I say or hilarious, what their stand up
They ve been in writer rooms for so long that they know how to be funny. I get a table in when you not become,
do encourage people that you made that are really funny tried to stand up now. Never never really never
They got a wanted there, that's one of those things or, if you don't want it, so bad that you like that you're crazy about it, then
you're, not gonna, do anything anyway. You never play
did that see, though endeavours in January
each produced Anna. I you know my whole podcast is pretty much based on helping people that one
do stand up, get better or group
or give him some ten or in any way shape or form or bring him down a pig if their crazy by
I know I'm not and help me: I'm not dead, telling
somebody that they should do something that as extreme as stand up like. If that thought, if they haven't gone to an open, mic and tried it, then no, I can't say you know why I say I do it is because I
this certain people out there. That really are funny and just need to hear like I just a voice of encouragement. If you go a long way, this alignment,
who's, that
ice were forgotten. Private investigator went too far
his government, my life names, Dave, Dolen, the gate
easily, could understand up. He was up
an investigator, and it was really good at reading people. So you knew what a person's weakness was. It would talk to for couples
and just figure out what you think was new play dumb he'd, be like this
dumb, Boston, guy, okay, you know, you know, was down here with a friend of mine and we were looking for this guy that hit hit our car and took off and he would read-
a license. Plate number was very similar, their licence point number
and that was how we gonna information of people
tell them about an accident they weren't involved in and then it would start talking to them and they would start
giving information about all kinds of shit about work.
whether on unemployment on using my maiden name have a job, and we call people doing shit like that. All the time
guy was how Larry S he would go.
The car like after you'd had done that, and we would, you know it would work together as a team.
to be laughing his dick off and just saying all kinds of fucking, crazy shit. You know- and he was just one of those guys. That was just naturally funny, and I told him I was
Look man you're funny than me, and I'm doing stand up like you should really do stand up and is likely to get it.
pay the bills. Okay. This is what I do. I bust assholes had this sort of way about them just knew how to just say the right thing: yeah, that's like a craft that some guys have where they know when to say. The right thing, like is a perfect example right. You know, and when I
Bravo fought hole. Grace we called Joey D as we had one speaker phone and the first thing he said is Foote child. The flags are at half mast. He just knows when to say the right shit. If Joey D is, if somebody, I guess he probably decided to do it himself, but if nobody
ever talk, Joe ideas in it do instead of those have been,
national tragedy yeah.
a lot of what we did was in prison. Yeah he'd make prisoners laugh
I know where you are good at it. They will argue that they would show movie the movie sacked Diego get up.
cocoa, get up their cargo enjoy, get up on stage to make everybody laughed and then that, while
when they, the geology, ideas, life story, and I think somebody will do it, some of your fuck it up by regional
Some of the ideas of care is not even cuban it'll be out of Santa with a fat suit.
a big fan and merely wants your trust in this project. I think that we could do it would be like when we were out
is that Tom Cruise was gonna playlist stat, an interview with a vampire crazy online petition against Tom Cruise playing Lestat. If what is frigate a fucking out, that's it to be like Jonah Hill was play, pledge ideas
a black encampment,
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and they would be someone from like some
lunch. You know, association who would get on tv and say this is another theft from the lot dino community. Someone has come in, and aid and non latino is playing a lot dino on tv in a move
about Latino STAR, never Cuban,
it s the best,
saw Sebastian the other day at the ice House sold out the whole weekend. I didn't know so many people knew who is bastion was oh yeah. He was that big, but people were telling me. Oh dude he's huge Sebastian's doing great. He had a Showtime special. We talked about a Showtime special in the podcast I watched in my hotel room. I was just flipping to the channels and I caught it. It was really funny he's fucking good
He's doing really well.
He had always done well in certain spots like where people got to know him. He developed a following in Dallas years back, like you, do real well at the ad that Addison Improv. That place is ridiculous. That's a great spot.
that as an impressive,
that's a great spot. That's some wild people, there's still a lot of smoke indoors. I think we would do like a late show and people would be smoking. I was going. Oh, this is crazy. You guys can smoke inside like it was
and it wasn't like one those Vegas showrooms like you can smoke in Vegas. But if you go to
any place in Vegas. They have those
fuckin industrial
cleansing machines that are just sucking cigarette smoke out. You walk through the casino. You don't even realize that all those people are smoking right. I mean how often do you walk through the if it's right on top you smell it and it's kind of gross, but for the most
part you're surrounded by people, smoking cigarettes, you could barely tell they're just sucking out that air and cleaning it up and giving you some fresh ambition, air, some blackjack air. That's how I got
back on the smokes. We were in Vegas just a couple weeks ago, and you see these people smoking in the casino and this you know it was just weird. I wasn't really there wasn't really planning on smoking, but we got there and you just see these people smoking, but you don't smell it, but it's indoor, so it seems clear,
in again, like trickery, work among my brain next thing you know, and when we met after we checked in your hotel rooms, I had a pack of cigarettes. What are we gonNA is timeless. Let's find out how do casinos chill the smoke cigarettes does they must? They must do something. We steer the golden Nugget and we are guided the smoking room and the room smelled like the most cigarette. I have ever spoke only nuggets like the staple of vague, as it has hundreds of years of Cigarettes Sinatra smoking when you know they say this third hand smoke. Do you ever hear about third hand smoke yeah? They think that you
into a place like that. That has been cigarette. Smokes people have been smoking in every years and years and years. It's actually in the walls itself, like you're, actually breeding in carcinogens, where that building, especially
if anything, catches, fire or get wet or has some sort of a chemical reactions to things that are in the room house,
cleaners and shit like that. It seems, like some
that you would have said like three years ago, gave you get cancer from thirty
and smoke Europe positive, not saying anything, you should worry about.
casinos thing in a room for a night, but it's not good for the other shore if they find out that's true or if it gives you autism from smoke like thirty and smoke as it seems like it would. If it's like, if you go to that Golden Nugget, that we were at that shit was disturbingly cigarette so that
We did have like old school filters odds. Wasn't rooms felt like you are in an ashtray
they now there's a thing called the ok.
Is a thing called air fantastic,
and they that they have a solution for these kind of things.
Reduce ninety nine percent of airborne particles. Particulates does pollen
Machines
This is of interesting, so I guess it just sucks all the air out of the room and cleans it while you're in there. That's pretty impressive,
ninety nine percent of airborne particulates, J Z.
A study from West Texas, aunt em her.
taking. The cigarette smoke are positively charged which keeps them airborne. The ion
produced, are negatively charge, and so the particular the particles are
true, lized and fall to the ground. Woe that's crazy.
So this shit does something to the very air around you that causes the
particles from cigarettes to fall so they don't
stay in the air and linger. That's what's goin on what
fuck is that about that's weird man, Chris
experiment, was proven. Ostend yellow rose gentleman's club in two thousand and three, which installed eight of our fourteen inch probes. That's hilarious
their first fuckin customer. Finally, we got on board the tool bar taking ASEAN will revolutionise this game. The boy
I would be packed with many smokers in the air was crystal clear and why
could not even see on particle
they should say one particle buses on on particle.
You fuckin know spell check motherfuckers, redrawn shit.
How can someone has a website that you don't read your own shit? That makes me
if the product in there,
That's one particle you folks, in the bright spot,
well that's just one campaign itself, something but obviously there something like that. So there
have some way to remove this stuff
there's more than one companies and other called,
error Roma AIR Zone. So yes, they do something her one if as badly that whatever the fuck they're doing the air,
It seems like it would be like it's good right. I yeah. I don't know what the fuck do. I got to do something if it's to the air
All you have to be to smoke eighteen percent,
York, just passed twenty one, which is super smart,
Yeah should be forgotten. Anyone does not stop in August
people
think if you want to figure out a way to keep people from smoking cigarettes. You gonna have to find some sort of a pill than that allows them to quit really easily budgets.
the addiction no withdrawal symptoms? Go though there was the magician
People love pleasure and they hate discomfort so much that the idea of being without a cigarette and having a pang and a craving
it's too much, and I just gave in
it's amazing. The goes down with that of the people
sell us those fine, cookies and crackers.
They also for cigarettes,
concrete, he you have to be Fucks monument,
from the crackers so much on me enough money when you have so cigarette fall that stuff, you know, there's little sticks with a little.
he's or those handy snacks coming before little white acts with the cheese same people, how weird cry
that is in the best, go company that cheese, Orioles or use a big one,
How we're does that?
Dane age with all the information.
We have now. We don't hold someone accountable for something like that.
We don't we don't say why? Are you selling that, like I mean well, people have
right to choose what they want to do. A lot of Americans enjoy a cigarette amazing
the scariest me honestly is really Mcdonald's, because why? Because everybody so taught that
its Mcdonald, its America. This is it. This is good. You can you can, even if this is fine, it's was Coca COLA fries. Whatever this burgers made up,
yeah, but that doesn't make you well. I guess it does give you a certain amount of addiction right yeah. It teaches you to eat whatever preservative
they're, fine, it teaches you that e e garbage, if it tastes good, that's all that matters and Lebanon.
but is it? Is it doing that it is giving it just giving you that as an option to advise any different than a donut shop? I, like donuts
I don't eat em all the time, but I like the fact there's a donut shop where five Poland Duncan Doughnuts- and I say I have a cup of coffee and a Boston cream turn up. Please
excited not have about fifteen twenty seconds of mouth pleasure in a few hours of regret, but I, like it
available. It isn't that Mcdonald. I think I don't it's a special treat. I think you gotta, do you get a donut? That's like I'm gonna pick up my down at this was big. Today, Mcdonald's is like a that's really the commercial. You know the commercials between everything it sort of like eight in it,
there. The number one toy producer in the country
other highly meal. All those happy male scores were teaching kids a eat. This. It doesn't matter
with this burger actually made out of you, know San Francisco, outlawed toys and happy meals that smart visit yeah.
Telling you man, you can't just eat whatever you want, you can, but you can sometimes look. I make you depressed. It's gonna make you angry you're, gonna, wonder why you feel crappy. I mean at least that's how it was. It's me. That's why I had to get off. That's Mcdonald's yeah! I
at last night, a quarter pounder, it was delicious like we are. We know it, tasted good! That's that's part of prize that fries yep. Nowadays, they think they're being sued by so many people that, like you know the oil slick cook it in our lot healthier than they used to be the end of the day,
quarter pounds psychiatric care that they took their purred loudest. Any food you make it is gonna, have oil the area if bite but made, because a lot of evil when they see their salary or very narrow, is worried about that goddamn oil that comes with it and welcome the greenly. When I ain't my salary, I know there's gonna be ok, I'm just except when anything with that needs away like fries or some like that, or you could try something you can cook him in duck fat member that one place in Vegas. What we're gonna do a crap stake. Us. It's got down son. They bring all these
doc, fat, fries, good, good,
mogly are they. Are they bring them over with three three different types of dipping sauce, but it's duck duck fat. That's what does it
those fries, those Mcdonald's fries that shits wack so delicious. They have the best you're crazy.
Why now majorities MC town in announce already hard born under no it's like a real potato. You fuckers, though these are they actually tastes like a potato in and out is fuckin fantastic, that's good! I don't think they beat Mcdonald's fries. You know it's better than both of them better.
On five guys. Fries Barry
them in the fucking ground. How dare you nod your head side to side Jamie you, son of a bitch, you, son of a bitch trust me five
guys fries Fox everybody up, plus they have a cage you can get in.
Oh, what did I say? Yes, they give it to in a fucking like one of those movie, the movie barrels where they give you popcorn. That's they give you your fries, you never gonna eat all your fries at five guys, good fucking luck can seasoning is the best.
not good makes anything better off. Riser are all fries are good, fries cage, but five guys does have great
fry. I usually don't fuck with caging spices on steak. I usually like stake United, like pepper and like salt, and that's it, but I
occasion at that went to the other a lot it was perfect. Not
who overpowering right a maoist spice
Oh sure, you posted the other day that a maze of what a delicious stake your reading or meat
which was it them
the bear yeah yeah. That was not the one I shot. That was one that was someone in camp shot. It was the first time I ever well. I had bear sausage before that. I liked
but I'd never had like a bare stake like right off the bear was it,
taste, delicious, very gamy. I it it tastes like a pig fuck, a deer, and you had
cook. It well done since Gandia too well
the problem with bare is the same problem with pork. Instead, they eat animal
and when they eat animals you have to worry about them. Having trichinosis, because trichinosis comes from eating an animal that has trichinosis. So
They say ninety percent of all the cases of trichinosis. According to my friend, Steve Unella, not
Ninety percent occur in the United States from people eating bears whoa yeah. That's
of ninety percent of our Nelson think about how few people in the United States eat bears. But
ninety percent intriguing those cases
It's his bears. Are there there? Predator?
they eat everything. They eat berries, but they also eat animals, they're responsible for, like half of the moose population. When you are in Alberta, where I was at half the babies get eaten by by bears
weren't. You scared eating that you like turning trick
getting turned into a bear, turn it getting the thickening. No just you have to cook it to one hundred and fifty degrees. What's what I think bear meat would probably be super delicious if you were able to cook it medium rare. I would like to try
that way, because its
good
comparison to like, like bees.
for something like that. Has a more robust flavour. Like
If you, if you cook it like thin and you have to conquer, get well done. It is very good, but is now
as good as dear or Elk, because dear
okey eat like a medium rare, almost a rare, and it's delicious, like a seer like like a deer loin Utah
a slice of it. You'd put like some pepper and maybe some garlic salt on it. You would see it on one side. Seared. Another sign is fantastic. You know you
really have to cook it that much because they don't have the same type of parasites that pigs do so when
have you always have to like that smoke. Pig was amazing that hand that I made, but you have to cook that for a long time it's got to be cooked all the way through and it really breaks it down and it becomes delicious, but it has to hit one hundred and fifty degrees,
if it doesn't have a hundred fifty degrees that trick analysis. If it has it in the may not, but if it does have it, you could get it so in that sense,
and bear are very similar, I like them a lot, but I prefer deer and elk and animals that you could eat medium. Rare. Have you ever done the duck shooting like it seems like you would love that, because that seems
target practice awake later, do yeah
the only problem I have with that. It's a small moral problem. Is that a lot of those ducks you just sort of clipping them like
tag in their their wings with like pebbles innocuous
shooting shot gun pellets and if you are,
watch those things. A lot of those ducks are like still flying after they get hit, and then they stumble and they lose a lot of ducks. That way like ducks just fly off, because it seems kind of not specific
like you're, shooting at them boom boom, but they spread out the pellets spread out and in a lot of ways- and this is not a criticism of doc hunting. I would totally do it, but it just there's a
One thing that folks with me and that's that
think that a lot of them are barely going to hit you're going to hit like a wing or a foot blow a foot off and then they're still going to fly away. You know
you gonna shoot a lot of em and drop em out of the sky, but if Ike
of you could shoot one duck at a time with a rifle you get tuning on that
cries here on it boom the docks gone, but when you
Open, led into the arch pouch ever watch. Those duck shows like sometimes they get him dead on, but sometimes they like,
they're spiral and they're. You know they're they're, fine. They just fucked up
which happens with hunting too
especially with the archery hunting, archery hunting super dangerous and its dangers. Obviously, for the animals Superman
but it's dangerous, that you could there's a danger,
great dangers so that you can wound and animal and not fatally, won't see if two fuckin practice like crazy. It's really differ,
ought to to shoot straight. I do like you think,
like a bow and arrow. Today's bows and arrows are way easier than the bows and arrows of you know, cowboy and indian days of the Mongol days. They're way better, I mean they.
super high technology of sites on them the arrows fly strader their legs, aluminum jacketed, arrows the
The compound bows allow you to pull like a heavy weight and it is a let off like an
He found both like eighty pounds in the beginning, but then back here it's only pay
but really like twenty percent of that. So like what
you have it at full draw you can hold on to it a full draw. But it's hard to stay steady, it's hard to keep that pin lined up on the animal and you got to you're, especially a bear when they're coming out
hibernation,
the lungs only that big there, their small though it
a small volleyball size,
when those kids volleyball, it's not a big long like a deer, is a big long and Elk has a big long because there in the high mountains their running around La Tommy's, they woloda, but when these bay,
I come now to hibernation of very small area. They have to hit
So it's not easy takes a long, fuckin time to get to a point where you you're. You trust in your aim enough that you won't
take a shot at an animal with a bow and arrow
serious shit, yeah yeah,
when you think about that, I gotta have we not noise and Indians and bears. I just keep thinking. How blown my mind is that the village people wrote the agreed that, can you imagine how many genuine fans would get new an argument, not believing that the village people did that? Firstly, an what sounded like a little bit of a catchy or first,
If you ask me, like I sort of liked that pretty good version hoppy beat and to bring it around full circle, those guys were kind of bears. The barest one was the fucking motorcycle cover or the the biker guy they shot their arrows into each other. There's a lot of references yeah
Somebody said on line that just a jack just a gigolo actually do it was written by somebody even before that I cant find it now. I know I got cares
believe that that makes sense. A lot of those songs are like old. You know it's
sucks when you find out that your favorite version, a song is like a remake, know,
that they ripped off from somebody like Bill Burke,
me up once
I cannot even gonna fucking believe this go. Look up, led Zeppelin, rips off
just go, go, look that up and listen to it.
there's a compilation where they made a Youtube compilation of lead, Zepplin songs
Paris into the songs they ripped off,
soon, right now, from one guy out, exactly alike is devastating.
Its devastating you you I mean, I fuckin loves Zepplin dude I mean I can't take away. It doesn't take away from my love of those creations, those songs,
as the songs are still fucking credible button,
Obviously
Obviously, any song in a band is a collaboration, and it appears to me that
It was like an unwilling collaboration, that's how it put. It was someone else's art that they be appropriate
did and made a part of their art and they created something amazing, and that is essentially what plagiarism is, if those guys
been a part of the team and they work together, you know
this guy, like you know, you need cool there and baby, I'm not food, then I'm gonna send you back to school, and you know the guy writes all that down like yeah like I like it, let's go with it. That would be fine, but if you hear that somewhere else- and then you just stick that in your song, it does make your song awesome. No doubt whole lot of love. It's one of my favorite songs of all time,
but that shit is almost directly ripped off from some old blue yeah? I mean like of the lines like are directly ripped off from an old blue song
hard to listen to man. If you just type in led Zeppelin, like plagiarism,
TMZ. There's like one from two thousand and ten there's one from two thousand and fourteen. Is this just like a whole bunch of different songs and lawsuits that have almost all their songs are rip offs? That's
crazy. I wonder if that's gonna cost them other money. They'll, be
fucking, weird, if all of a sudden leads up and went broke like all those guys were broke as FUCK Robert Palmer starts, going on the road he's doing cover songs because he owes all this money the
Do you want to hear one of the rip off of the UK? This is according to the lawsuit for days and confused. I love that. So here is one of their big ones. Here is
I guess, the rip offers
that was all the way. That's the real person. It's okay play them both and use it as a hobby and shoes, but like no give me a clue as to where I am one. This is not bad, though, play that a little bit more, but the only party show okay in here. Of course, the constraining for you lots of people talking few of them know once they they're better. I'm sorry, I'm gonna do the mexican woman in the crowd, but you're just jealous
Yo Yo Yo, he did it better
and the reason for sure
at the very least, were influenced but goddamn their lyrics or better? The delivery was off the charts. That's a ten!
the studio, though I'd like to see that J Guy in the same studio the robbery of land was a mother. Fucker son down is undeniable. It was not just the studio. It was that fuckin output-
that guy's voice the output who the fucking hit those notes who can even sing like that? You know who I
fuck things like that man play that shit again play the robber plant version again just play play that part. I'm way past that you can do it fellow you can do it. I know you know how to use the internet and find the new the stairway to Heaven one, because it was way back okay, but I just want to hear that real, quick right, it's going to be a bit producer boy,
So there was a
every time you talk to joy, DS about let's at one. If you want to get the,
If leads up in was smart, they would hide
or Joey DAS to narrate their life story. To this do
documentary were Joe ideas. This explains lids upper limit. I sent the money
fucking dirty white, guys from England Swinging Dick.
stage. One fuckin tides are tight Sancho Rogan, this giant cock.
Inches away from women's faces and they're fucking losing their minds. They never seen nothing like this before he talked
you about, like the invasion like when Leds happened, first hit America, I'm doing it. No justice. If to hear him describe it
could- that song the sound was like. I did. Nobody had assembling that before
total new next level, shit that just opened up the door to a lot of people's
changed a lot of people's idea. What song sounded like stare?
Heaven I'm one of those guys. I love led Zeppelin, but I'm one of those guys that puts pink foid ahead of them.
any David
that's interesting and put up a strong case for I don't I don't think you could. Oh yeah
it's better for you. But for me,
one better than pink Floyd, but pink food is a fucking fucking amazing. What is this there's a it again. This is the whole. This is the guy look at the guy above ground. Sound jack homes is Jack on dead, to be super right, Ronnie, no doubt and used, it says, go hitting on its falseness, I'm being used, but just like no, it's pretty God, damn good vehicle as to where I am at feel like a mouse like a it's pretty good in red, I'm being abused, I start comes,
bye,
that's pretty God, damn good dude yeah, especially because that's the original. So you got to think like it's much easier to listen to someone and then add a bunch of shit to something they sort of the foundation. Then they come up with the original idea totally. But that's the joke thief way. That's what joke thieves do they'll, take your premise and then they change it enough so that they can get away with it because they made it better. They just add more to the back end. So let's hear the Robert plant part hold on a second
I mean that's almost like exactly the shakes version, those a court and this he scales, not true for you come on open, I'm telling you I so enthralled. It's a rip off for sure check. Yeah! Definitely now rip fucking off here is this one. I thought was kind of messed up, because this guy, even tored with,
Zat when they are in your opening. It's called the Freddy Soto. This is a group called tourists and sunk spirit in it's. The one that's their they're saying is from my stairway to Heaven. So here is spirit. First,
where they were
So these are the people who don't make it the ones that look a little weird like given didn't they wanted a pretty boy.
you ever grumbled fucking rigour Montoya becoming
my phone to humans,
This strange looking around like it, it's scary he's got a fucking mustache on one side and the other do is bald headed. You can be baldheaded in nineteen, seventy one, what the fuck this was
Oh my of the song, oh my god where's this song, though this is all music right. Now, I'm pretty sure that this song doesn't, I think, there's a song really they got weird, but it's their creation. They took it to a weird place. It's the spirit of the song yeah right there really! Absolutely that's the thing! Yeah I mean that's where it's easy. When you hear something like this and you just sort of create and she's buying, still see because, like you feel how it bugged you or how it hits you rather and then you add your creativity to it right,
the writing. The it and the lyrics isn't the hardest part of a song. The hardest part of a song is that part? Is that backbone that spinal cord of what's originally what's different,
I would have assumed that you're right, but I don't know Jack shit about music. How much do you know about music? Pretty good. Can you play things? I can play a lot of things. Wow you do piano, I have what they call perfect pitch. You know what that is your girl, no perfect pitch. You don't have one or two percent of, and they don't know why it's not like genetic or anything, but one or two percent of people can hear music like exactly so that it
play something or from in front of an instrument. I can remember where that sound is and know that it's it's a hard thing to explain, but I can hear the exact tone of each. How do you know you find out
when, if you take a piano lessons or like your real Europe, people to play by ear often have perfect pitch
you ve never heard that term like there's people,
can read music and play and then there's
but they can really like Beethoven's flow,
of pitch is a perception thing. It's not like a thing I thought was like a singing thing. It's on a sound the you may well. Let's say that is singing, for example, like I know, if I hit the note exactly or so it has had a lot easier to hit the note if you know that
I thought it was an ability.
the hitting notes, I didn't know I was being able to perceive it. I thought I just can't make a sound. You can learn it and not perfect.
But you can learn how to make a sound. Can you?
I mean, do you have limitations on like I don't think I could ever be a good singer. I know I really don't think I have any singing talent like you'd, be surprised, like Vicky Lewis, who was on news. Radio has an insane voice like insane like opera level. Voice like she can, and I would I would like, like joke joke around. Try to sing she would get offended is disgusting there, because my clunky voice, I just I
I can't just hit sounds, but I've met people that
They don't even sing for a live right, but they could sound. They sound beautiful when they're singing right. Well, it all depends like
should just try to sing like themselves. I just learned about this stuff recently, the singing part of things for that. One thing that I didn't care right anyway, but, like you, have to sing in your singing voice. You know how all the singers sound different, you know clapped in and Tom Petty how's everybody doing it there like he doesn't try to sing like la la la la la la la. He just goes with it: she's a american girl. You know what I mean right right. That's a good example right. So if you sing like how you sound, instead of trying to sing like what we think a good singer sounds like, then you can kill it
everybody sounds different. They'll call and sounds different than Roger Water is crucial for now. Gilmore right robber plant
I knew this dude was in a band. Was super cocky dude.
Finally, listen to his music is cocky bordering duty.
Into his music, and the guy sounded exactly like Chris Cornell, and when I say exactly, I mean fucking exactly. I thought it was
like some lost, sound garden song from the early days, I was listening to the exact same
That same in flag, it was like me doing a Joe DAS impression, yeah like if I just started talking like Joe DAS or on stage like if I went on stage and just pretend this is me now and what's up
suckers. What you, what you at bitch come on, what you would go, oh my god he's he's doing a Joey DEA's impression right! That's how much this guy sounded like Chris Cornell we got. We got your voodoo penny, how dare
Different voices are fun. That's why I like the crash test dummies you ever heard of them got jokes like this and everything I know the song comes in. It's like a totally different. You can't fuck with check, though
six of the best selling voices? My opinion means like Robert
plant is get about ass voice, but Janice Joplin virtues she listened agenda, job and sing a song or rather plant that check that things gold finger valued that Poland pull up
take another little piece, my heart,
Why are you laughing? You don't know that JANET shopping song to take
fuck ingenious army, environment, Magee, that's another! One states choose a goddamned genius. Skates is great much
got a bamboo. That's right where the dreamer saw was a Mercedes Benz
for when I see it like this. When I listen to this, I see in my head, like a documentary on the sixty s. That's what I say like a politician talking about these were innocent times right, so people this summer, we're embracing yeah this new wave of being. That was sweeping the nation and we were a part of it. We're a ground. Zero was Berkeley and it was all going on no violence thing so bad when she puts things the pain in her voice, the emotions in her voice. The chicken experienced a lot of shit, it's one of those ones that we get into it too. She put her own body, yes, their eyes really get lost in a sea ugly. She was ugly and she hooked up with a lot of rock good for her. Everybody wear her, even though she was ugly. Every guy wanted a banger there. Fucking wait. She's got no tips, no ass. In the face of a guitar male Charlie Brown or female Charlie Brown yeah, he was awesome. Joey did! That is scary. Oh my God is that her there, a good picture find a good picture and I say ugly, like a girl, she's, pretty scary, you probably like mass period for a story, just real Dan kill. Tony talk about put up a good one, so my is it cute. If you're on Assaute to her soul, we'd love her soul. Her soul is beautiful. Complex, like an old wine he's got that space size in there. How dare you her teeth were a little crooked but other than that? It's fine. Looking gal. Everything is true. Look at that time inside of her face. If I had to choose one woman to listen to sing she's up there, Amy Winehouse she's up there, too Suzanne Santo from honey honey is right at the top of the God. Damn left she's got some new songs. I wish we could play him, but she didn't give me permission. I play some of her new shade God, damn dude black women men. I wonder if she'd, let us think she'd, let us play. Are we allowed to allowed to black women? Have this thing where they have the most powerful, vocal cords? That way,
that things gold finger from bond. Did you ever see that live performance like the Oscars or Emmys a couple of years ago? She got a stand in his afterward potion. I can't believe I can't think of her name she's. The she's, like the most respective Grace Jones, felt like
is that her. If you look up gold finger, Grace Grace Jones, that black,
check with crazy Erika II like that MAX Headroom Black MC, such MAX hitter.
Grace Jones was she's to date. Dove Lungren Shirley was eighty. Why tat show
Bassa arise, she's a cold, blooded Keller widow is one where sugar,
of that she's standing and when she she can clear
her arms and it makes the sound come from
I pull it out and then go low to high her range. Some people can do high. Some people can do low she's one of those monsters.
A lot of those guys. Clapton, pink Floyd aid only work with black when they needed a female singer. That would just go with it. This is the thing she's about this house right now and then fifty year bond anniversary, they bring her out.
Goddammit knows even himself. Bottom
a genre in the Pierce Brosnan bond. We come on a bother me so much a new guy brought it back strong yeah I got to set. I think Daniel is the best ever rocket morning he's the best. No Roger MO was more humorous than give. I don't preparing your ears. Can you do twenty? It is the is
from me I'm not into that. I got to be honest yeah. This isn't as good as it been high and fuck. When you were listening to this half boner or something yeah one. That's what it was yeah everything's done better with a half boner yeah, pull up honey, honey angel of death when they were live on the roof. This
video. They did. I wanna play one of the news on collecting information, so it took
I sent her a text if she texts me back during the show we'll try to play it, but video we're in
yeah. That seems a death, but don't play that one play the live one on the roof, because the live one on the roof is acoustic. So you really get a chance to hear her voice. This is a net Brian. Is it okay
It's tony chicken. It's me
yeah. This is how I found out about these guys they're moving back to LA they gave up on Nashville God. They heard a few too many end bombs and they were like. Oh we're. Still in Tennessee called I married myself deep inside of your heart. There's an old village people song, you won't see you change, will just become the same thing, never spend a single day at the best talent. Yes, I guess there have been many others. I've treated them the same as you. I let them die and I lit salts. They cried many went so many to you to see them live again. Yeah they're moving back here, so we'll see them for sure. They'll be back yeah she's the best and they have a new tour out. And if you go to honey, honey band com, they have their schedule up there
fucking, awesome and Ben is the coolest guy he's so nice he's such an interesting funny. Dude too, he's a cool guy to be around it's interesting. Knowing people that can do shit that you don't
have any interest in pursuing get to just watch it like as an observer. That's how I feel about about music
yeah you know. Music is not something that I ever wanted to pursue. So when I watch people do it and do it really good, I find it super inspiring. I never would have gotten into it at all. However, I lived in
such a bad neighborhood. I grew up in such as the war.
corner and one of the most dangerous cities in the country. For years it's been dangerous, but when I was growing up, it was the most danger and less houses. Getting our send everywhere makes Detroit look like in a place. Young Stana, high
yeah, that's bad, very dangerous, the mafia versus the black gangs and the black gangs versus everybody. Everybody
one of the worst cities to live in year after year, but anyway we had bars- and
all of our windows. It's just a thing that
every house had during that time we
these early nineties, because people were just if they saw you leave your house, they break in your house and still whatever, but the only.
They didn't have bars and the windows was our dining room window area but
so there were bars in the windows. We, my mom had an old, upright piano that leaned,
against those windows. The light wouldn't even come through the windows, the only thing that would block those
this was an upright piano
So there is always an upright piano in the dining room when I was being re side play end as Guph around on it as a kid mature enough,
to show you how bad of a neighbourhood I lived in one time.
because there are bars on the windows, a guy with like an act, started breaking through that window and broke all the way through a piano and upright piano. If you know anything,
the guts of a piano. I mean first of all the outsides made of crazy old wood and this and that and it's all wood on the inside, but there's all these metal strings and everything they broke all the way through the piano. That's
sound for adjusting the guy that have started
like Cotta gotta be close. Now broke
in the middle of an upright piano and what
You get inside your house, I remember they got inside my house. They stole my nintendo and the VCR, which now would be. I mean the oldest intent, the regular Nintendo and a vcr, probably today's, like twenty dollars worth of stuff. How, after breaking remember pretty specifically, I know I was close to probably about the
fourth or fifth grade writing. I know that because my first grade play Christmas play was in
the vcr was so funny and we used to watch. I I mean everybody in the family used to watch it because it was
stupid. I was, I was a star and I had a giant head and I was so
unacceptable, like they didn't want to give me a good role, so they just put a star around my neck with a string so we'd always watch it because it'd be funny, and that was in the vcr when they stole it, and there was no way to get that back. You know, so that's why it really stuck out yeah. Really, it's got to be a weird feeling to to feel that vulnerable. If someone on break in your house every night, I was scared every single night, every single night I went to bed afraid we caught somebody breaking into my house and
was like they weren't. None up should be corrected,
they weren't breaking the house they're breaking in our our car, which right right by the window
and I'm sure,
I probably would have broken in our house, but we were home
probably knew her home. I live in Jamaica Plane, which was not nearly as bad as Youngstown, but it was. It was sketchy especially now that now it's all gentrified, but back then it was pretty fucked up. We caught this dude was right,
that's my window is breaking your car. Remember, seeing him run whose Maya my stepfather
the window and yell, something or some I forget, there was some sort of an altercation like a guy, get the fuck out of there
and then I remember like looking down because I had a win my window, my bedroom window as above the car. Looking down seen this guy run off. I was like that fucking weird, Gary yeah. Really it's really gross
when you realize that somebody could mess with your stuff
it's that weird feeling too, like you, don't hear noises, and then you think this might really be someone breaking in this time. Be that's
their com is a neighborhood. Would do it all the time.
You know he's been a b and E. It was normal breaking and entering normal
murder lake and in eggs over. There are very few murders slot a crime, but it was
was possible to get murdered when you have a bunch of fucking creepy people that have been jail a jail of times and they
a bunch of other could be people who want to poverty in a lot of drugs. Fuckin shit happens, man in all the cleaning, it all becomes acceptable and then the little brother is in the end. The younger people see their older brother is doing it and they think it's cool and that's a part of life, and then you know,
crazy. It's also guys make money to be honest,
the summons house, Stiller TV, and I have a thousand box like holy shit. This fact that
that doesn't happen too much rich neighborhoods, rich neighborhoods dues very rarely break into Jos houses superior
it's something that only happens if one person's got something the other person wants it. What
you get your own shit shit doesn't mean as much that becomes a different thing, become some
Are you judge other that's worth stupid, but not for consent?
and living in poverty you have is crazy,
just a lot of boxes come out of their lot of a boom boom unseen,
Kelly Van Gogh's area like how it yeah, until it barrier royal
How are you royal, while Kelly Godlike at my favorite fight that I've ever seen in all of boxing major maintain
yeah yeah, I got my
twice. They both
one of them had ever been knocked down and their entire professional career not once and they both went down twice was grateful. Paddock was a beast like the booze, though,
yeah that'll fuck man, but again, I think a lot of these guys, like the booze part of it
the pressure,
the pressure of being a professional fighter is got to be so staggering and in Youngstown that's what your taught is. I drink. The pain away.
When he every time he would go back home, he was the king of down and when you
that you're just hang out of bars at their friends anyway, in every single person, the walks in a let me buy you a drink, its munson,
your next fight, you know they don't realize it's a professional athlete and he needs to be come on Kelly. What are you good for now exactly how everybody talks could too good for a jack come on Kelly? Let me buy you a drink check on the rocks white castle. Wishing a be it ain't. Gonna hurt you. You know. I didn't know that White Castle had tiny food. The first time I went there
and so I got it to go. I got it to go. I remember specifically. I was at my brother's apartment in Columbus, visiting and college went to the White castle. He was at work across the street, got a burger and fries to go, went back, and I was so disappointed, cuz, starving
in three or four more burgers.
Those are the days
had to get away with that. Little
Burger super cheap one bite burger. He used to be a nickel or something like that like in the day, and it was that was the whole thing. Is I get a nickel burger? You know it was a
marble. How many of those that, if a leg, was a regular burger, quarterback, then so much the regularly. Our problem is probably more expensive. It was probably some kind of marketing thing like now. We got relic cheap beggars. Smart sat next beggar knows breaking news, Georgie selecting a push in the other day. Did you know the? U S PS argued the post office used to deliver kids. They used to put the postage
on the kid in these carriers, would have these babies and they would just like take on a train with them. And then it started like like
getting more elite snobs this yeah yeah. It's it's totally reassure us on this
babies through the male photos,
What year was this early thirties
So people were just worrid their baby's going to get eaten by wolves back then they took a chance for post office yeah, but the people that would deliver they're
although there may show you think the creeping up all child molesters, you really they deal in babies when you couldn't
fractured online. You know who knows where
baby is all right? I can just do whatever they want with your baby for a couple of days it takes a while to get your baby over there. You sure male babies wasn't spelled male like you weren't looking at wow, that's a
mail carrier with a fucking. Kid would have stamps on it. What does it say about the text making it illegal nineteen thirteen, it was scroll back, you won't go
There were thirteen. It is legal to male children with stamps attached to their clothing, children, road trans to their destinations, accompanied by lay up letter carriers. One newspaper reported it cost fifty three cents for parents to male their daughter to her grandparents for a family visit as news stories and photos popped up around this, the country. It didn't take law
to get a law on the books making illegal assent, children, the male, why
that's crazy, they shouldn't
illegal the US postal Service keep them in business, yeah postal service, not doing so good anymore. He imagined
You were you, your business business, sending sending letters! Look! The post office is fucking, slow,
okay. I get a letter to your friend of the day. If you
something to say to him just ladders, no packages I can get to him and also the internet comes along and email comes along, like fuck my business, exactly
in the guy, just fifteen
there's a good that put on
money into the mail.
That, while there is one thing that will definitely network, if press and people are always, do you mean to send letters in a timely fashion, taxes, letters and train three things that will never go away and no one saw tax must come in now
any of that coming right and the idea that you could get all your email on your phone, your phone was a fucking ounce and you keep it in your pocket. The fucking anything is coming in the mail is weird: everything should be digital. Well, I think that they're going to
two forms delivery. The unease, drones and they're gonna use three printing. I think,
that's, what's gonna be a lot of products in the future. I think you're gonna have some sort of a box, you house, but the size of regular home computer printer needed
you're, one for bigger things, but you just
to own, like you're gonna use like Bitcoin to buy the directions or buy the ingredients or buy the the schematic. Whatever you download the schematic into your your computer press print and that fucker just
develop it right there in your box. That's going to happen in the drones will have little every house,
a little chimney. Neuron were the drone. Just a goddamn Santa Claus say like you,
after your Iphone at home, where you phone at home right and it's gonna, know your phone and say like hey. I need you to print is sent me my phone
so you would have to put it in a box, because you only have one license for that phone and then it will reprint it in wherever you want and destroy your original to the original one, because you only have one license. What if it becomes like a clone like remember when you get a vcr tape that somebody made off of a vcr tape and it was kind of wack and like
his phone's, not so good. It's clone! It's a clone of your phone, a percent
did clown better,
down like black cloud irritably
if you like you. I just need to send my phone again anger, Reno, reprint,
you know you just get a new phone whenever the new ones came out and got one six well, you know it'd be really dope. If you could take old phones and you throw them into the computer and like they'd, eat them up and build a new phone like whenever a new schematic comes up, it can actually extract and recycle the the component
so the device or car like every day-
go like I want to drive today. I want to drive a Porsche tomorrow. I want to drive some. You know whatever shitty book car you different
Former by it's,
we're pretty our cars for not going even have cars anymore. We're gonna have little thing that you
get in, looks like an egg. Pretty much
It is going to set in its destiny
today, moaning entire anyone know why I'm doing that you already in the thing I wanted
to the world
coaster park
do, you want to go to the roller coaster park. Thirty, seven miles away, yes, and then it
make it so that it won't hit I'll. Do you one better or I'll? Do you one better? I think we're gonna transcend physical reality. That's what I think and they're gonna they're gonna divide
up and artificial reality that is more com
plex more rewarding than the physical reality, and so
No one will exist in the physical, Riad anymore. It would all be even maintained from this artificial reality. We will maintain this dimension from an alternative dimension that we create and Chile
will be born instantaneously into this alternative dimension, because the fuckin fear upon fears is it your kittle reborn, the natural world would get eaten by animals, thought that there will be
children born we're gonna figure out a way to transcend the physical reality. So, whatever consciousness is when it's created, when a man and a woman have sex and a baby comes out of the woman's body, that baby will immediately be transported into an alternate.
dimension as its being born were already
maybe I saw your post the other day and bugs life thing I had just taken on
dvds out and reorganize them, and I had just looked at bugs life because I lost the dvd. I don't know where it is a dream about day, Foley
I was in one time and bear camp. I wasn't bear camp and now
I was dreaming today fully was like healthy and he was like a thin and smiling. Tat was like when I knew him and nineteen eighty four
Minimum news, radio and then I got up in the morning. I went upstairs and
I sat down in front of the tv and a bug's life came on and there was a day for voice. I was like wow. This is weird,
because he did that like around the same time, we were doing news, radio that guy, if I feel bad,
about any guy getting fucked in a divorce proceedings you want. You want to find the way
case scenario- I mean not worse, I guess worse was Phil. Hartman is fucking. Wife killed him when he's sleeping but close to worst of a guy. Getting
over by divorce? Now more laws and transport laws look look up, Dave, Foley
look, look up day, fully discusses child support and alimony from our podcast ask it was. It was heartbreaking because
got him locked into a payment schedule. Bay some way was making one is on new radio, which was a crazy amount of money. These on NBC, whose on us
did com and he was one of the big stars of it. Coming from kids in the hall, he was
a well known comedian. They gave him this great big deal in the show, was for a written around him and for harmony
and you can't expect to make that kind of money. Your whole life. It's in. It's incredible! It's it's an amazing opportunity, but the idea of a sitcom is it's a once in a lifetime thing very few people ever get one and one the cost of syndication and what you should do is stockpile as much of that money as possible because the chances of getting another one are quite slim. But that's not how the
divorced laws. Look at it. They look at it like look. This is what you make you, oh exe,
a percentage of that,
of all of a sudden, you make you
from a million dollars a year or whatever to a hundred thousand dollars a year. You still have to pay.
Half a million dollars year, like you still whatever the fuck it was, would have make up an hour so crazy. So he developed more than it was more than a half a million dollars in debt that he could not pay.
I'm gonna know what it was, but a one time was half million it was. It was
compiling and he couldn't get in the country's Rwanda, Canada. They would arrest him amines crazy, fuck and shit
seven means a meetings they refused
reduce the amount of money that he had to pay- and it's not like a matter of like them getting money for,
food and money for housing and clothing, which totally makes sense. It was exorbitant amount of money and she was flying over the country with its money and going to foreign countries and spending all this money on redecorating. The house like he would talk about. It would drive him crazy. It's it's a wild!
Canada doesn't. Let you get divorced like disease
as you do in the United States. You have to be separated
from each other, at least at the time for a year, but during that year she gets access to your bank account you
joint towns. So during that year she would spend with impunity in. She would
she would try to break him, should try to break him with with third her spending in the EU?
talk about on the past and see the guy wishes devastated by this devastated.
that's a real extreme example like one of the most extreme examples. Most of the time you know it's like losing
that video earlier, where that kid was getting beat up by that on, and he was doing the selfie and he's like stop assaulting me and then, when the cops came,
She said that he assaulted her right. Thankfully he had that video. I think.
In a lotta cases like when people split up and when people get a people go from love to hate and in pretty
dream variation like people who looks like
but who love each other. When you don't love
that person. No more! That person doesn't love you it's not just like you, don't get along anymore, like friends that just don't hang around with them anymore. It's like they stole something from you. They stole
of your happiness. They stole a piece of your love and they get fucked
angry they'll make shit up. They'll say you touch your kids, you did a bunch of creepy shit to them. You beat them up, it'll beat beat them.
up and blame it on you they'll hit themselves and shit and blame it on you, knowing that most of the time cops are going to believe them because guys hit women all the time.
scared to be stuck in them.
A situation like that. Where someone who used to get intimate with now wants to lie and plot and do anything to drag you down. You got to have him back and see if he's happier now, because that really did make me feel very sad.
he was here yeah, be said to too you. I know you got a sit come after that for a bit
get a comedy festival with day fully yeah just about two months ago, Zanna was Diana was hilarious,
is awesome, funny dude manner. He could have been still don't stand up the whole time, but we had a lot of fun here
is done sketch comedy
improv and stuff like that, but he could have easily been a stand up: a very smart guy,
to show now can John
wants to come on the show offso may we have both of them on yeah. What's what show is it? I don't know I just
I've been seeing them on facebooks their fill?
turn off regiments tenants were rough.
The judge, Tony mother, fucking time flies by when we
the shit we got to get you on, kill Tony. So I would be happy to if you didn't do in the devil's ball sack aka the comedy store, welcome to a fuck, respectable venue and I'll grace. You with my services of course, bring that bitch to the ice house I'll, do it at the ice house yeah, but I can't go back to that place. Just can't yeah. I know too much. I know too much
the next Friday, you have open what does make it a clear, ok, which I would love to do that before
and if you haven't watched or listen to kill Tony you can catch it. On DES Squad, tv it's on Itunes and also on Desk Quad TV is the other one that we talk about a little time thunder pussy time to push which is a fun time with the right crowd, occasionally get the wrong crowd, becomes a fuck fest, but
the right crowd, comedians gone stage and just the audience yells out ideas and a comedian start to talk about things it is writ make comedy up on the spot,
it's very challenging but very fun, and its also way that you wind up coming up with a lot of new material, because just completely ripping
as long as your risk is cool. We ve had the boss,
we ve had when the audience is awesome in the last time was a dark shadow
was annoying fun the last time, but those guys there was a few
pulled that fully that we're out of control. We bought a little below the growth. That is how it is. I went up first mind. Yes, I knew is gonna get out of control as if the three guys or bugging me I'm like off. This is a
in time, and I tried to acknowledge them in calm them down. Let em realised that they seemed wasted right from the get the few people than when just out of it like air are totally you know when people you know audience members ways do in their like answering rhetorical question like you know, it shows me crazy. No, I don't know what your eyes you crazy. What does me you know it's like they were just trying to get attention. That was a problem. It wasn't simply a matter of participating or yelling out topics. They were dewar, they were like training and attention. They were trying to be a part of the show of the God of the left, whose body
kicked out early and then just kept going like dude. Your buddies already been kicked out. Like you,
to drunk like you got to learn how to handle your liquor. Son. Do you know people are looking at. Another thing is that that show is
Eighteen enough, though, that's not cool enough now
they need to change this yeah. Am I allowed to tell yeah? I love. I love that age group, but they just you know. I know they're underage drinking, going on not there, but maybe they came drunk or whatever. That's probably they could
flasks somebody's checking their bags when they walk through. Well all these problems that we had at the last thunder pussy was at the beginning of the show, so there's no way that they got drunk at the Ipad came wrong. So I think, what's happening is people are just coming like fucking falls wasted and yeah that nineteen year old kid that got kicked out and such so sad he was just sitting there on the bench outside and I'm like what
did he suddenly
I got kicked out. I was like look, it's not the end of the world. Gotta realize, like it's part of being young, you fuck up, you get drunk,
do retarded shit, and then you realize you did retard shit so the next time you think
gonna get into that same sort of situation again correct yourself, you'll be all right, he sold
who so devastated at the beginning of this next thunder post, the one that we just did. I spent my first three minutes on that guy, because I realized that if I didn't acknowledge him right from the get then because Jeremih even told me because he hosted Jeremy went up first, then he brought me up. Jeremiah goes, I purposefully didn't double.
you know, I don't want to seem like the bad guy. I knew that you would like to take that science and even acknowledge em cause.
Jeremy and I worked together a lot like at the store and just everywhere were both you, don't both grinders, so any
He he'd. You grind you're on grinder. No, we don't grind metal rider, no yeah he's out there on his grind dog. No, it's out there on the grind. You know that's like a rap term. Yeah, it's hot!
one he's every day. Every day we have we every every every day we bees hustling. Yes, but
the worst. Is that those guys think that they're helping the show?
What are the worst? That's why? If I'm first or second- and I have the chance to help out the shall I go and you're not going to help the shall you might be thinking that you're, not you know, like I've, been
over the years of acknowledging this feeble, build jokes on
me and aren't I mean and you're you're gonna, think you killed them
with the water cooler. But you didn't, you know
tell him the truth, because if they think then that
I hope the show you
but in the words of butter,
Brown, the Bible flag, a plant in it in the bud. That's we supposed to do
he actually out by the roots. That's the best way
The bud would have every rebuffs trail you now
about its plants. There live donors, nip it
pull the roots than like that thing. On fire, that's supposed to be
Imagine, though, being nineteen years old and getting drunk come to a common show, you're allowed to talk,
comedians you're allowed the yellow ideas. There's no for me
it's like part, the fun when it works great, but part of the
problem with that is, if you get the wrong kind of kids in their specially young kids, eighteen years old hammered for the first time, yellin shit out, edibles and weed
I couldn't trigger these by the way I reckoning see Louis case Newt latest episode, whereas a catches, his daughter, smoking, marijuana, it's like an hour and a half long episode, one of the best
I've ever seen ever Louis? Okay,
a maniac man. Are you? Are you watching any of his show? He watching? Oh nice, really good. I almost want to watch it like three more times with the kids they used in it, the actors. Bravo to those guys, I mean it's beautiful, his daughters are amazed and maze, show they steal it a lot or so great
I haven't been watching it. Do you watch game of thrones yeah, don't talk about it, though a lot of people get mad. Oh, I bet spoiler alert. I just caught up on the episode this week last night, holy fuck yeah such a good show
After its over you just go holy fuck. You wanna watch something great ought to show on Netflix called the writers room and just go straight to the game. Thrones episode, it's the two writers they work directly with George Martin said George Debit, though the ones that take Georgia's ideas in it, with their imagination, put it into film its
guys and it's been
the whole time, but they dont work together. They sit in opposite,
rooms and they don't even work on the same episodes wise one,
they do one after the other. So one does one and the one does the next and the reason why it's so great, in my opinion, if you watch this episode of the writers Room called Game of thrones, with these two guys, you figure out that they're just trying to outdo each other. These guys are writing partners and they're. Just trying to be like I'm going to blow your mind this week for great idea, exactly that's incredible yeah they paid
we can see each other sack but they're together, but their against it. It sort of like, like pink Floyd, if you feel that the two main guys Roger Waters and David Goma, within a tortoise like when you hear ban breaker,
like it sort of built of pink Floyd state they play together for twenty
thirty years, a notorious huge break up the massive peak, but that's what
they would do like Roger Waters, would be like in a body under the creative force- and I just wrote this album called the wall.
it's a shame, you didn't get anything in on it and David downward be like our mother. Fucker only would go in a room and right comfortably nome and come back with that as the two biggest Nino it with some of the biggest. Our solos of all time has witnessed a little pin pre out his voice. That David Cameron, as does that's the same thing, those two guys always hated each other but they're a ban, and then it helped because wrought waters
go check out these lyrics in this baseline brow and then go more would be like. Oh, you think, you're a bad ass will watching this. Can tar Zella? He would try to steal the song from why I like laying down or using his voice and why waters with smart enough to let it all happened, because that's good for business
like every ban, that's ever a huge ban, don't they always have a problem with the lead singer and someone else like even fucking van hailing than here,
and broke up David Lee Roth laugh. They brought in so announced about Sammy Hagar than they brought in that other dude within other dude who's. The other day,
did they brought in was from a good Dan but sucked it
as the lead singer. Man, ale and just didn't work for whatever reason but think
actual rose and guns and roses Midge
during Richards. They keep it together totally, but apparently, like keys, rigid talked a gang of shit about Mick Jagger in his book Stephen title
those guys hire, but they left a while right. Didn't Joe Perry leave for a while. He did
here Joe Berries,
mother, Fucker unfriended him on Twitter really show very easy conspiracy, terraces. In the latter conspiracy theories, man's wacky ones, but
I found a rock at the beach and I was like what is this rock? Is this a volcanic rock or media, or something like that cause? He was holes in it, couldn't figure out what it was like that I remember looking at that, and it was apparently fish to that. It's like a sea, stone joke
me told me on Twitter, like what
crazy world. We live in wood, Joe Parry
and give you an explanation of how wrong greatest guitars ever in. He knows all about rock and no
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