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call Tony or many of the other podcast. The ice house, chronicles that we used to do back in the day is one of my great friends here in LOS Angelus, very funny little fucker and knows a lot of weird shit about what's going on in the world. So we're going to talk about things no broadcast the Joe Rogan experience trying my day, Joe Rogan Podcast, my name all day. Yes, positive energy, yes, you got it. Delilah's gentleman We're live on a day where I saw fucking Mount line on top of a telephone pole today, not in real life. Somebody sent it to me on Twitter, but it felt like I was there if you can seen it look at my twitter Jamie. There amount line. It stayed up on a telephone pole all day on Wednesday, and then this more

it came down. But some some screaming school, kids, friends of all school kids, the idea that little kids could be so God, damn close to a murderous monstrous one hundred and fifty pound cat that has to run up a pole and then the fact that up on that pole for an hour and a half and people didn't have the good sense to shoot it. Where was this at is in California Jesus. What part of California Victorville yeah you know! That's like people live there, fuck that Bing, oh, my god, look at it's hanging on top of a poll like no big deal, and I guess it's just going to climb down with its claws imagined. That's one hundred and fifty animal that can climb trees with its claws just runs up the top of that poll and sits up there. It's totally chill just hang in. There is no way for it to be electrocuted. Also 'cause, there's no gray.

Is that why I don't know why that works yeah, I don't know how that works either is like magic books on the ground, but yet that pulls on the ground. It's always like. Don't touch the third rail. How does that work? Is that just say: that's just a rumor about the third rail on the railroad tracks. I used to live on a railroad track, pretty much I as a kid. We just played all day on railroad tracks, put things in pennies got shot by the guys on the train. This shot insult pellet guns, really yeah, because you're not supposed to be on the train track, and they like would put things on so they would just sit there and think it was more just to scare you, but they were like shoot. Salt bullets at you or something like well, a lot of people die by committing suicide. There train tracks, but train tracks. It's that's, not the third rail, the third rails, like subway stations, it's not electrical,

the tracks, just piece of metal right, the real ones or the ones that are in subway, somehow or another. I don't know like which ones are? Yes, that's actually, electric people have definitely died from that, though they've definitely died from that, I think. Did you live by a train track growing up close enough, I used to take the tea into Boston. When I was a kid like, when I was in high school only had to walk like like a mile, or so it sucked fucking hardcore in the winter, though God damn when I think about winter today, I think about the fact that uh people in bar sister just about to go through it like right now today is October. First, that means it's just going to start chilling out right now. Now it's just going start getting little uncomfortable, but not bad. A little brisk, not bad a little morning, brisk gay, a cup of coffee, but there's a month or for a month or two away from experiencing that bone jarring cold, that you only get in the ne that wet, wet ocean water cold.

Their world is different in our world men, the world different in our world. When you go down there, when you go to Boston, you do gigs up their new Hampshire. Those are harder people they're just there. Have to overcome way more shit like the stereotype of the before Nya person, like the slacker. Like you know, Never do this new big deal dude like that's what people think of when they think of California. It's because we know how to deal with that winter. Shit yeah! Well, it's one or we might be dealing with on union super out. Nino is what they're saying that we're going to get yeah, I mean it has been human as out here lately. I hope to write. We need it. Yeah. I mean, I think, is now it always works in less things I say always works, but unless things to turn into deserts, because deserts didn't always used to be deserts like I, Even the Sahara at one point time was like lush, and that was that's the whole, take on the sphinx like the guys who want to backdate the Sphinx they've done these dumb broad in these geologist. Specifically, this guide,

Doctor Roberts shock from Boston University, and he thinks at the water rozier in on the the the the container or the the chamber or the the the Temple, the sphinx. I think for calling it's where the car of the sphinx out of the ground the whole Temple area, where the sphinx is that these stones that are carved we have all these water erosion marks all over them like the deep fissures where water cuts through a crack in the rock and does so. For thousands of here's so like this is like thousands of years of rainfall. That's cause this water erosion and the problem with that is the last. Who is rainfall in the Nile Valley, was like nine thousand BC or nine thousand years ago. I think it is so it's like seven thousand b, so that was like the last time there was rainfall there, so it had been set.

Four thousand years before that of it raining on those rocks to create that kind of erosion before that place became a desert. So that's the thing California man, it could easily be comma desert well, There was a your link. I there is a cow, a lake in California, it's really popular. I in Westwood, California, Walter Lake. The other day I just overnight the whole lake drained out into out there is that that is true. That's been proven, yeah yeah! It's it's a saw that article, I thought more. I don't know about this is real, is like one of those we know Bob's new news reviews something yet a website. Ktvn actually went in there and a reply. You demand, thousands of fish, and if you saw the photos, just photo of tons of dead fish. So what do they think happened? They they pretty much to say we're out of water. California. Lake disappears overnight, leaves behind thousands of fish. Well, that's like some Marky Mark Movie Apocalypse shit

like this and there's a video right here. Just that's fucked, and this was like I mean not. This is not a small thing. One hundred and seventy acres reservoir wow one hundred and seventy acre reservoir niches overnight and where the water go just went in the whole it I think it I think it went down. But how really go down that low. That quick, I don't understand, I think that's pretty much reservoir runs dry. Wow, there's nothing! There look at all those fish, that's fucked God! This smell Terrell would die for them. Yeah and I guess they could have it, they said if they had a note it like a two week notice. They could, you know, take all the fish and save them and moved them to another lake or something like that, but well the day during this on purpose. Now they just it's just pretty much emptied out it's at night. It's a kind of him using how they pretty much just say that just say they just we just it's just out of water in a drought.

Just how fast it happens, so it literally can happen like that overnight. I understand that, then. Why doesn't understand that? It doesn't make any sense to me, but it's a shallow ass fucking lake, though he believes that may have occured when a clog outlet valve was cleared. So little are the drain was stuck. They opened up the drain. Now here's your reservoir going to a creek, that's! What's that's! What's going on right, there's a lot of lakes like that in California, they could easily run dry, that Lake Castaic. That fucker, is why hey smaller than it used to be you've been there. Is there places to stay there? That's like because I had shared by it recently and I think people ought to camp there, there's parts where you're allowed to camp good. Fucking luck with that. Let's sketches fuck dude there's a lot of like there's places around Lake Castaic Lake. A steak is really weird like you get there and you know like a we in Guatemala. Is this like a mad, some sort of a food, fair civil in Guatemala, like this, these people there that are just they you know for

How is it like living apartments, specially they fuckin love parks, map, they get those parks and they just take over. They bring their fan. Only the layout of giant blanket. They start barbecue and it's fucking great man. It's really it's actually kind of a cool environment to for kids, all these different kids with different families they all get together and his muse plan and people are cooking and people from other country They have more of for whatever reason they have more of this sort of inclination to have these gatherings in these park. Gatherings is pretty bad man sometimes it's it's a bad as other times it's like it's! It's nonsense! It's just like hey! It's a four forty people to all get together wasted in a park where there's kids, too yeah that can happen to yeah, especially if in a hard road getting over here in America, you're, fucking struggling and some sort of a shitty job, doing

construction work under the table for cash and now here at the party. Finally, you just get lit. Screaming and yelling dancing did you see that concrete on the opposite side of droughts that concrete that absorbs eight hundred gallons of water in a minute? It's this concrete? They can now put on roads and delights in parks you so so like places like like Houston, our taxes that you know- and you know this flash floods- this is actually just a zorbs water. This is insane and we're. Looking at a video now for folks. Listening to this, where, giant. Water truck in the water truck is pouring water on to this parking lot in the water just disappearing. This is crazy. Tom Tech, insider dot com and I guess this technology has been around for a while- they just got it that enough to actually use as Conquer

four cars that works rather than you sand bass, concrete tarmac uses something called no fines. Car concrete! It's made of tiny pieces of crushed granite, packed together while Burgess says, the mixture is extremely dry, the pieces are packed loosely enough to allow water to pass through. The system can accommodate three designs: full infiltration, partial infiltration, full attenuation, while as an interesting man on that's smart yeah because, like place like used to, like you, said member, we were there at this. We used to work at this club there we do put us up in this who's, the AL hometown in what the fuck was, the name Allentown Parkway right, yeah and it was like really fucking sketchy sketchy hotel. They would put you up in where people would like knock on your door and ask for crack like literally There was this dude, he was walking down the upper, it wasn't a hallway

it was outside and it was like a balcony before you get to the stairs 'cause. It was a motel, you know and the guys walking yeah. Time goes, Man Hughes was that dude. And I go. I was like what is where is dead man, and I don't know where it is. I come home and you know where it is. Where is Adam? My dude, I don't fucking, know where it is, but it was just Sharon's in- and he just looked at me like this- to junkie He knows where the guy is yeah, been running into a lot of these junkies. Lately, these meth heads that they're just so out of it. They don't they're, not real people when they are these drugs. It's you're, pretty fucked up yeah. There was an article in one of the l magazines about forget what which magazine, but it was out how a lot of these poor communities in Like South central LA cocaine he's like stupid, expensive right now, apparently, but math is like way more common and so they bring in and because

everybody already has we'd like the people that we're bringing weed. Before they can't make any money off of weed. So now they switched it to math and all these people are fucked up on meth in these like really shitty areas in shady communities, yeah cutting coke with math. I guess, is a thing also now that people are doing because coke so expensive, so it's like you're buying coke, but that next thing you know your method, you figure doing coke and get in math I mean that anybody could think that somehow or another we wouldn't at least be helping people, actually get whatever they. They think they're. Getting. By make this legal, like the idea that a grown adult tells another grown adult that to cocaine. To me is mind: boggling the fact that we, all this other stuff you can do and you just arbitrarily no cocaine. Do you think he echo came ever become legal. It should totally be legal, it should be legal yeah. I think less people would it. I really do. I think more people would be aware. Looked out, one of my

destructive to your body, destructive to society destructive to behavior in the kind of kind Tiffany's, you engage and drunk driving, violent, altercation, strong, being drunk can be horrible to wind up terrible and it's completely pervasive. It's everywhere. It's so prevalent. It's in you can get booze in family restaurants. You go to a family restaurant and get fucked up. You know you can. You can get fucked up to the point where you fall asleep, driving to kill a bunch of people hundred percent. You could do that. You could get the drug choice the most destructive drug at every cvs, every pharmacy, every supermarket. Every super you go, you can get fucked up. You go down, liquor, I'll, just grab bottles thrown in your cart. You could bring them in the car and you would never be able to drive home like instantly you'd be fucked and it's legal.

The idea. The cocaine is not legal is silly, I wouldn't do it I'll, try it I think we definitely try. I would try it if I knew it. Absolute cocaine because like- Tom Sawyer from the punch line in senses go from Cobbs member Tom. He was talk about rockstar. Cocaine like I did, rockstar cooking with Kennison and like what's rocks are cooking a duty. He was talking about it like it was like someone talking about the days back when Jesus was around We would do it, you be great and after it open was over. You just go to sleep and I was like why he's like yeah. I would wear off it, wouldn't give you a hangover you just like he was talking about fantasyland cocaine. Sound like non destructive, not bad for you like get a lot done I want to know how what rockstar could exist because cocaine just makes you look more awake. I mean so Rockstar cocaine does make you even more.

Baker like. I think the idea is that the cocaine you're getting when you go to a regular place. Is is half speed or twenty percent speed or five percent speed or whatever the fuck. It is sick. It's stomped on it's cut up, but the rockstar cocaine is pure cocaine. And pure cocaine, this idea is that it's a better experience, yeah and most cocaine. Just immediately or shiting. Every ten minutes do it 'cause it's cut laxatives or will you smoke crack? I found out, I did Smoke crack just the other day. That's so funny. You said that, because I found out that what it was somebody was talking about free freebasing, cocaine, which is where you cook, with baking soda and you get the pure. What you're doing is extracting the purity of the cocaine you're extracting the cocaine. That's what I did. It's the same thing, yeah. That's what I said, but I guess crack is a little bit more mixed with chemical, some kind of hardening came.

Or something like that. I don't know, I'm pretty sure. It's the same thing and here's the here's the real deal according to Doctor Carl Heart, one of the guys that I have talked to on occasion who is a is a drug expertise on Bill O'Reilly. So the other day, that's one of the reasons why I got in touch them again. I saw on the bill. O'reilly show my two: how do you do that? He was on it for like he may He said, like thirty seconds, where the in the entire time maybe talk for like fifteen seconds for someone interrupted him. It's like one of those stupid shows which Jesus when he was talking about how crazy it is that you get sentence far more brutally if you get caught with crack and like what kind of jail time you're looking at whether versus getting caught with cocaine and he's like it's totally Asus, because it's the same drug, its exact same drug he's like there's, there's no de. Rinse whatsoever between the two, like the the experience the high like, if you, if you do one, you do the others the same thing. So the fact that one of

you like ten year, mandatory minimum and the other one you're out in like six months or whatever the it would be, you're selling, one of the other, and I wonder why it is good that you prepare or something you black people in jail. It's because they want to Black people in jail. Wait! It's just because they're selling it in these crime filled environments. You know so whether or not it's racist or It's a response to the environment in which there selling crack. The idea is, if you go into the country club in your teeing off with you know, Brad at four hundred pm. You guys going to do a little bump before your not the guy who is selling crack out of the back of is hopped up Nissan and you know shooting at people and who knows what the fuck else he's doing kind of stupid shit this guys involved and he's creating a nuisance for the neighborhood,

That's the idea right. I just wondered if, like legally how that that they can make a difference. It was like at all. Well, it weighs more or some united, this make their own rules to the legal, well, the idea of what they can do and not do legally so fucked up, because one of the ways they bust pot dealers is they way, not just the pot, but they way the dirt in the pot. The pot is planted at the way. The whole thing they don't cut your trees down and say well how much of the effective drug do we have here 'cause once you pull the buds out you're dealing with a fraction of the weight of the tree, but these assholes. They they way the pebbles that are in the soil that way everything the water that you know you, water, those plants there in the pot, the pots heavy tough. She for you, looks like you, gotta fuckin, fifty pound pot plant. You like what is I'm going to pound of weed on that stupid plan, but they'll they'll hit you for fifty and then they'll get you fart major possession, major distribution, so God Damn travesty, the fact this been going on for so

long to it's. It's an into into our middle ages mean you, and I are both in our forties now- and still living in this ridiculous society that thinks it's ok to lock people in a cage, because they do They want to do this. I want to smoke this or I want to. So that I want to sell that you could sell tomatoes. We don't sell weed, fuck you it's stupid, we're grown adults. You know the idea that we're going to go to the grave and, the world that we leave behind is going to be just as fucking stupid as it wasn't were in high school, that's infuriating to Maine, you know, and I don't think that making, cocaine, legal or bunch of people doing cocaine is going to help anything. I certainly don't think that, but if it does help one thing, it will help people recognize what Coke really is like. If you see someone who's fucked up, that's a drunk like you judge, like I've, seen people of bars on my I am not fucking drinking

want to be that guy. You know like. I think. That's a big part of how people learn is watching people around us. Five cup and when no one around you fuck up fucks up. That's when you have this like sort of really distorted perception of. What's going on, having you know, no real understanding of what the effects of cocaine and uh on a one to one basis, if you saw it, if you say someone that you know doing it or if you did it, you would know like right now. It's it's got too much myth behind it. You know it's part of the fucking scarface thing, you know like your fucking, I don't give a shit bro, I'm doing Coke, where you know it's not just that you're doing this speedy drug. It's also that you're being a bad boy or a bad girl tune that coke. What is a lot of undressing all the shit? We grew up on and feared.

We wouldn't we grew up thinking. We'd was the worst thing ever you with. You know the same thing with the you know: cocaine, and it is now that we have the internet and how apps everything we right at our fingertips that we're learning like oh wait, a second cocaine It's not even a schedule, three drug or whatever it is scheduled to. It is yeah because those medical uses right. Here's a fun fact about cocaine. Coca COLA is made with cocaine. Coca COLA was always made with cocaine back in the day and it had actual cocaine in the coke. Now part of the flavor in Coca COLA comes from the cocoa leaves, so they take cocoa leaves they extract the cocaine and they use that cocaine from medical cocaine and then the rest like the flavoring. Some process goes in the Coca COLA. That's why coke rules of Pepsi drew ' 'cause, 'cause 'cause, it's got coke in it plus they have

coke their name. Pepsi can't take they can take. You know coke. Coke is like is universal. Like you can't own co look like if someone like, if cocaine became legal and Coca COLA was we're making our own cocaine. Coke Coke, like you, couldn't static and stop anybody else from calling a coke 'cause. It's coke, like a stab lish name for it, so If somebody tried to pat in the word pot, you know we believe get the fuck outta here you can't Patton pot stupid, I just found. There was another thing that was really it was like mountain dew or another soda. That was also had like a weird history secret like a if it was mountain dew or it was a mountain dew yeah, it's founders like moonshine yeah, it wasn't me, it was moonshine made to mix with moonshine, was designed to mix with moonshine, nickname Mountain Dew's, nickname in the hello, my god. That makes sense, and that's why Pdc drinks it every day with.

And that makes help it's run. Here's how fucked up I am that makes me want to mountain dew. Makes me wanna mountain deal with some moonshine all sudden. It's like what I want to drink right now worth real sugar. It's not too bad. It tastes a little bit different. Don't we have mountain dew here and have to throw back? We need to get it now, let's get mountain dew, so we have some moonshine already right get this rigid mountains. We have some fake ass moonshine No hillbilly made our moonshine. We have the moonshine featured on the history. Channel was fucking dudes, but if they sell the same moonshine at Applebee's, you know it's not the real moonshine. It's like this absence that we got it's not even absence. We got like grape cider or something the Applebee's, but we had real absence once remember that Cooper was fucked up. That was weird. I described it. Like a cousin to drunk it, wasn't quite like being drunk, it was like being drunk scuzz and creepy truck is very strange. It didn't fuck me up, I was it was it was

uncomfortable because it was definitely different and I wasn't sure what to expect, but it wasn't bad. It is definitely like drunk like. I would never drive on it. You could definitely tell that you're hindered physics like you like a little like you make bad decisions. But it wasn't it was. It was definitely different, though wonder if I'm right, I'm one of you know if you talk to like a doctor, Carl Hart Type, guys like naps on your head, it was basically just like being dropped. Just wanted to check Flavor yeah, I wonder half of it might be just letting your myth that, where you think it is 'cause, I mean back in the day they used to say used to trip from drinking absence. But now it is you don't hear that anymore, but maybe the getting the good stuff right. What the fuck is wormwood right, that's what they use to make absinthe right. I don't know why were other form Paul this up J, it's fine! I had to put it over sugar cubes or something activate some there's something like that, but the stuff that we had yeah they did do it. Sugar didn't it yeah. I forgot

how they did it and it tastes like licorice is a long time ago. Where is that Seattle? No, I believe that was Vancouver, because it's legal up there That was the deal that it was up in Canada. It's confer you're twenty one years old, enter liquor. Dot, com, nice, the file, I've biggest absent myths yeah, so they're pouring it over this sugar cube. What's the myths, turning yellow absinthe is hallucinate ing, that's a myth. Marketers love to capitalize on the product's illicit reputation. But the fact is, it's no more likely to make you see things than vodka, whiskey or tequila absence was banned because it's a lucyna Genic, that's also another meth. If absence isn't loosen Genic, why was it banned in most European can breeze end in the US. In the early 20th century, absence became a victim of

don't popularity when the french wine industry and temperance movement targeted a common scapegoat to promote their respective agendas, those cunts they did it. Those fox the wine industry went after an absinthe. Oh my god, you cunt we're in reality stop moving reality according to bruise, whatever his name is. It was a cheap, adulterated, verse things of the drink. It was cheap adulterated. Where is the drink sold by unscrupulous manufacturers, not unlike bathtub gin during prohibition that caused the problems? Ok, so they just decided to capitalize on it's sort of the same way: a partnership for a drug Free America like if you, if you don't know why I should do a bit about the dog, the lady with the talking dog, as many comedians did, but there was a stupid show where the girl would come home from school and the dog would be like he. I miss my friend.

I wish you wouldn't get high all the time. It's the stupidest fucking commercial lending, but can you find out is stupid. That commercial is that it was made. There's something called a partnership for a drug free America will then you go into that. That's where it gets hilarious, a partnership for a drug free, Amare so was financed in part at least buy alcohol, tobacco and pharmaceutical companies. So I'm like, alcohol companies talking shit about pot is like hookers doing commercials again strippers. I'm like that's literally what it's like this just cutting out the competition. That's all it was so we we're watching these stupid fucking commercials going. Who is making these like? What is this? What's the agenda with the agenda was to stifle competition, which is mind boggling when you really find out that drug companies that may trillions of dollars, selling drugs. If you combine the alcohol that

pharmaceutical industry and the tobacco industry worldwide, that is trillions of dollars, trillions the amount of money, staggering and those folks were financing a partnership for a drug Free America and they let him fucking, let 'em it's hilarious. It's like a group of murderers banning together to stop the UFC. It's it's so stupid, it's so fucking stupid! absence in the US. Isn't real absinthe in the US a few weeks options aside the quality and authenticity of the absent found in the US market, huh the quantity and authenticity is very good. He says who was I mean, we've seen that it's good, I don't get it In contrast, the EU market remains heavily contaminated with offerings that amount to flavored vodka

in green dye, posing his absence. Did they reverse it yeah? It seems like they. Fuck that paragraph these are missed, so he's saying that the US Oh right, of course, right right right, that's the myth, ok, so the US absence is good. I forgot that it was all myths absences from the Czech Republic, not true huh. That's a myth, too huh sugar cube. It shouldn't be a classic method, serving absence involved. Slowly dripping water over into the Spirit, often over a sugar cube, held on buy a special perforated spoon, but in and uh tradition that magically appeared in the 1900s who says one thousand nine hundred and ninety or 1990s this

the sugars first soaked with alcohol and lit with a match, though impressive. The fire ritual is really designed to distract from the fact that a cheap and artificial product will not loose. What's that word, or it cloudy with the addition of water like it, should it's not necessary and cry whatever, but that should be illegal. To course it was kind of legal. I guess it is legal now, all of it should be legal man we're we're. Babies were babies over here. It's ridiculous yeah! It's interesting chart just going through what what what's going to be next, you know with marijuana, becoming legal, more and more places like what's the next thing that that we've been pussies about it's probably harder drugs, it's probably things like joke mean I think they're going to make some sort of an argument for sure that MDMA should be legal, all the,

in studies they're doing down there, they're saying that they're gonna, you start using cat, I mean more and more for depression. Number Neal Brennan was talking about that. The these does Kevin treatments for depression while chain. Yes, sir, it's k, tranquilizer yeah, it's Kat. I always thought his horse. You might be right, it's one of those pretty sure they use it on cats. I think some veterinary tranquilizer I've done it. It's great. But this is slow motion. Well, apparently, you do and uh, but you go into other dimensions and shit like Brennan, saying one talking about him saying he got an IV dose of it and you Essentially, like you completely dissolve, you trip your fucking balls off. You go into some crazy alternative dimension and you do it in a doctors office anesthesiologist is treating you for depression with these insane. Forty five minute Cada Mean trips and you know he leaves there is a little foggy, comes the comic stories a little whacked out, but other nat is, like my mind, is fine. He goes and I feel really good. I think it's really working so

start seeing it popping up all over the place. Skews me sorry where people are talking about using. For depression that is being approved for use for depression, apparently it's really effective psychedelic trips, in particular in general, but Cada mean In particular. It's apparently like really effective for depression. What about what do you think about peyote e ceremonies? An Have you have you ever done paid? You know, never done it supposed to do it next month in Utah. Should totally do it. You know it's some form of its masculine essentially, and it's from the San Pedro cactus. I don't know how distracted I don't know how that works, but the it's not a loose the June per SE. I believe I believe it actually falls into like a stimulant category. I want to say what is a barbiturate barbiturates again down a rant, yeah yeah, it's not that I can,

its first make you puke a lot that I was I thought and then you would go in because I mean just watching movies, you know, but like natural born killers, you know I went in that whole like fingers flying horses with. If you you're into pyote you're likely to have a dream catcher on your wall, you might have one of those feather tattoos. Goes down your arm like a band like some feathers, that was a popular one user, actually in the native american culture that they are now why that guy died off of Anna Anna Anna Conda whatever, and I was gonna go, ask which guy there was a second second death recently of a young kid who died and they kept the body, for, I think, four or five weeks for returning it to the United States to the parents, and they were going to test it out to fight find out. Why? But you know it could have been, he makes it was something else like anti depressant or he that's, probably really dangerous, because I think I think some medications.

If you're taking something that is an antidepressant ssri you're not supposed to do ayawaska certain SSR eyes- and I think also, if you're taking anything it's really dangerous. If you're taking anything, that's an maoi. Mono model only mean monoamine oxidase inhibitor, which is We are very common in some forms of medication and it is the reason why you can take ayawaska in an oral form. So normally when you ayawaska when you're we are taking. What you're doing is essentially it's like a slow release. Dmt trip right d, it's so many different plants in hundreds, thousands of even that your body pro This is something to break it down in your gut so like. If you were, Gladys and the letter said Dm Tina. You just trip you balls off right, so your body's like well, this is rude. So we can just keep tripping every time we have a salad, so body produces something called a mean oxidase and that MAOI

is also a part of the ayawaska missed mixture. The the inhibitor is something called I mean so what it is. Is it inhibits your body's natural production of this stuff that breaks down DMT, so it allows it to get, your bloodstream- and you have this this wild crazy trip, but a pair really that same active ingredient in harming also exists in a bunch of prescription medications. So if you're on that prescription medication, and you go and you take this other stuff as well, you get this overdose effect and it could be super dangerous for you apparently super dangerous to fuck, with it's tough to prescription ones and try to make like your own version of ayawaska like by taking dm. He was an maoi like you got to know what the fuck you're doing. It can be real real dangerous. It can be super skinny, you're fucking with brain chemistry.

There's one thing: if you're doing something that has like thousands of years of history like if you do mushrooms who the fuck dies from mushrooms, you have to do the wrong mushrooms if you're getting mushrooms from a reputable source not like there is one, but if you, if you know what you're doing and you get mushrooms are grown yourself, let's say it's just mushrooms like you know what to expect like your. You, can get really fucked up, but you're going to live right, but when you start fucking with like farm, Google drugs and pills an extraction who knows man who are you you could you could run into some is in and It is part of the problem things being illegal is that we don't know exactly how people don't even know that when you eat weed your trip in your ball is off on this eleven hydroxy metabolite this unit, not even getting the thc H. Many people know that very few people, few people do it's white so much stronger people freak out about how strong pot cookies are it's not

and we'd it's in the same drug is smoking it. The reason why we don't know is because it's illegal, they should be teaching that in school teach you in school like how many ounces of alcohol you could have for pounds of body weight. In order to worry, you know like. If you could drive a you, have six ounces of beer, then you drive in and make you know, but if you get over that, like now, you start getting into the illegal area with everybody. Kinda knows right. Every kind of like two beers. Are you getting close to the line have yet to beers? In the span of a half an hour, you might be close to the legal driving line right, but what is it with eating weed What is it you know? What is it with smoking? Weed we don't fucking know I mean everybody has their own tolerance for sure, but we don't there's. No like number that? buddy knows such if you eat this. You grams you had ten all you're fine, isn't because of the fact illegal. There's all guessing you got it takes along long. Time to figure it out. You got to talk to a bunch of different people and get answers. Don't talk to join

yes, so throwing off the curve, Jody Authority bought a cock sock to eat one you going, gone ice, you might as well dance. I saw him the other day on periscope just eating. Is it right here here? We take this and he's like they're eating, just tons vegetables and then, like I rightly you We're done acid, well, open up your tongue here and they just draw so the acid age goes so deep he's not even experiencing reality as we know it, because reality is very different to lead this guy's like o, I guess and eating that much as normal he enjoys. It is turning him into a Joe ideas: yeah, but listen man think about if you're, late, right, nice, kid very smart guy he's a sweetheart funny on the show, and this fucker stumbled into a partnership with the funniest man has ever lived. So he has this podcast, the funniest man, server ever lived. Funniest man is ever lived. Do he dose ISM

every day, Joey Diaz Doses, that guy would like five hundred milligram cheetah choose he'll, take the rapper off of a fucking. Two hundred milligram cheeba chew, put a five hundred milligram in their rapid backup. It handsome eat it of the mild amilda line about the fucking two hundred normal, the line about the number they say two hundred get the fuck outta here, two hundred with you fucking faggy, two hundred I had like a forty the other day or something like that. I was fucked up out of. I can't believe that that lead thinks two hundred is a normal number. You know yeah those guys go deep, yeah, we don't happens they they start doing it on a regular basis, and then you get used to that insane experience. You know Joe is used insane experience, he's used to just be in just deep in the hole like that Alison Song, it's like

he's doing it he's getting like a narcotic effect. You know I'm gonna say about like Joey's history, you know Joey, all life he's done some sort of drugs, and now Now all he does smoke weed, but his whole life he's done like horrible drugs. You know like terrible terrible drugs and a lot of coke. The coke was, I probably the good one. You know he did. A lot of crazy shit and so for him like he. I think he probably misses that complete total escape from reality that you could get when you eat five hundred milligrams achieve issues like you, you you going you going down. Man like the world. The world will become paper in walls, world crumble in front of you, like they're, made out of dust and you'll just be just low. Looking over the landscape. That is the the impend

doom of your own body and society, and the death of your wife and children, and your friends and everyone dying you're, going to see that you're going to see on those God, damn pot cheeba, chew. Five under milligram deathstars had two death stars the other day, two two death stars: two I've never even heard of anybody eating two of those. Things you ever heard of the death star. Now, oh, my God, is it there's some fucking. Thing that these guys in northern California main, I think the same guys who make the gummy bear just make the death stars and there supposed to be so bad Alex Jones When I get one of these desktops, I'm going to fuck him up last time he had like a loaf of bread gummy where he was cutting slices from easier to make slice you off wanted like you're in a fucking deli with him. Hey you gotta, try so bridge dude. I got this

super suit. All this fuckin guy knows gonna make a good pursuit. A slice and paper thin meat laying it down That stuff is really good. You gave me uh some truffle the other day from that company in that box right there, and I actually know the people that from that compound bows yeah they live in Burbank. They make great stuff, it's really quality, it's real the quality and the stuff that they're making is all organic. They don't use corn syrup, they don't like. It's really used honey when they're making their baked goods so fucking. Where can you get because, like I talked about in the shell off, you know, break this, but this is on the internet and we're talking about things that may or may not be legal Federal Federale? What a creepy situation that is, the federal Gov still like that's why these these guys are running for president on the republican side. Some of them are so fucking scary 'cause. If they, they really do say, do what they say: they're going to do and get into office and then

sudden go after these pot shop start raining am like you're looking at like some. If a war shit they still doing it is, it still happening, I don't know once a rating anything but they're talking about it, this Chris Christie, Guy specially. No one thinks he can actually become president, but if he did become president, he one of the things that he said he would do is immediately go into Colorado and Washington State and shut down. All the pot sales see the black guy, now he's uh, that's Ben Carson! That's a religious one! He's fascinating man that guys fascinating I've been paying attention to him. A lot lately he's really interesting Ben Carson. Is one of the best pediatric brain surgeons in the world like he, he is saved. Conjoined twins. When can joy, twins were linked together at the head like this is apparently these kids, they were sharing one artery, that's a very import

and already that I think more than twenty different doctors or a bunch of different doctors at work. Twenty hours to to try to help these kids and they survived. They separated their fucking brains, who are conjoined twins, meaning there. Their bodies are connected together at the head and he saved them. Like he's a brilliant brilliant man whoa. It comes to that. But then, when it comes to like evolution, big bang theory yeah, he believes the Big bang theory is a myth. He does even evolution. Why is it always like that? It's like that. You know you're you're, so smart in one area, but then you, you completely miss judge everything in the other areas like figure. It's like it doesn't make sense at all, doesn't make sense it's because You know we all know people that are really good at one thing and they suck and other stuff and the more attention you put to this one thing often times you know,

act areas of your life like how many like torture geniuses. If that's, okay, a really common term that people love to use, he always is torture. G. It's like someone, is a genius in like their musical life, but in their personal life is just constant chaos there an asshole and screaming people and throw things around like what. What is that? What is that? But, ultimately you look at If you separate yourself from society's idea of how you should behave or shouldn't behave, and society's idea of like what's a statically pleasing about some kinds of music and how difficult it is to do is look at it like a just outside of culture right. Well, you just look at it like a mathematical problem. You Well, this is real simple. This guy has a resources right and he's dumped all the resources into this. One thing like running he's like using the best runner of all time, but

Personal life is chaos, his family, fucking, hates him. His friends he's a backstabber like like the Lance Armstrong situation. You know guys, like the baddest fucking, biker of all time meanwhile he's suing people the people. Their talents saying that he did drugs like I'll fucking sue. You I'm suing this person, I'm seeing now, chaos, going on, like that, it's overwhelming desire for victory, sort of takes over pretty much every aspect of the rest of your life like they say, Michael Jordan, you can't even play pool with that guy. If you beat him in pool, he will fucking hate you, he hates you because What is his day well, his thing is just winning his own. For whelming thing is winning, and I don't know what he's like in real life, but I haven't heard good things over like it doesn't tip. I've heard like weird shit, like that. You know like

not necessarily the nicest guy would could that be well, it could be like he had didn't focus on that. He focused everything on this one thing: everything on this one thing this is what's important. I think I think you get a lot of that with people think this Ben Carson guy is just he probably focus so much on that that he didn't didn't apply that objective reasoning that intellect examining the various aspects of the mythology that is accepted, as his reality mean is Christianity at the end of the day, with no proof, everything is mythology, everything with no proof with proof. Then you examine the proof. It's super simp anybody that argues against. That is just you just biased. You have your own ideas. If you have some proof that there was a god that this God had one son and he made this son come down and get the FUCK

data from a nail to board so that we could all have no sent. Do you have? Can you show me some studies? Can you give me, do you get? Do you have a box of ever so you can pull out and we can examine all the different pieces that points to double conclusion that that's true 'cause. If you don't, then it's a myth, then you're believing mythology, doesn't mean, it's not real, but if you, if you put all your fucking eggs in that basket- and you don't have any proof at all- well you're entering into this weird world, where you don't pay attention to shit you're entering it is weird world where you ignore certain aspects of things, because you've decided what is and what isn't? That's? Not thinking. That's, not thinking. That's like it's convenient cookie, holder placement of ideas. It's not thinking 'cause. If you're thinking, you can't accept it. If you're thinking you go, wait what he came back from the dead. Is anybody ever done that three days came back from the dead? I don't think you can do that. I mean that's what people would do normally, but you know you went to my kids

function today, don't want to this function and they're all there we're singing. God bless America, and this was something about having in there and the school prayer we go. Okay, you are you to be teaching. People were teaching kids things right with Heaven. Where is this? Is this a real thing, or we just put and in Heaven is real, so the kids feel good and they can get through 12th grade what we doing here? What are we doing you know we have to make shit up about stuff that we don't know. Instead of just accepting what we do now, instead of just celebrating and accepting what we know about life, we have pretend there's a heaven and you're going heaven when you die. What the fuck are you talking about, like you're teaching Mikey, nonsense, why don't you teach him some rubber rumpelstilskin shit once you make some shit up about leprechauns your may, please shut up about Heaven, I'm not saying Kevin doesn't exist, but you're just

take it up your teaching, a school in a class you're making them and then in Heaven, God in Heaven, God in Heaven. Where is Heaven whose God? What are you talking about? What are you talking about you making up some shit you making up some shit in a school like and ok? Okay, look at the kid comes to you like we. Where is Heaven on a map? Can you can you take to have? Is do Google earth we check out? Heaven can see the. Can. I see the harp. I will let you know Heaven is his heavenly father. There was another thing Heavenly Father like are heavy my father, really. This is what we're teaching in school Heavenly Father's. How come he's gotta check you know mom is usually better at like raising you, then dad's dad's working all the time. It is weird that when you have a kid that you do nothing but lie dome their first ten years of their life like about Santa Claus Bud, rabbits Jesus monsters. Well, the Jesus thing keeps going. That's the weirdest part of it again

this is not saying that Jesus wasn't real. Just saying like if you look if that story existed in any other form other than religion, you'd be like what, if you look at that very outside of religion. If it wasn't something that you know, you made the sign of the cross every morning and went to school pray. If you just the story about a guy who was magic, could turn water into wine who could heal people? What do you do with fish? The fucking give people fish or some shit make some fish the whole thing so stupid you be wait a minute who told you this. Well, it's a long story see. It was actually spoken about for bout thous years for anybody bother to write it down. You be like wait. What shut the fuck up they tell! Is it for one thousand years, the old testament they to the old testament for one thousand years they used spoken for a thousand years.

It's so long! That's like just stop and think I'll fucking stupid that is literally. That would be like going back, back to like the Julius Caesar days in Julius Caesar like one thousand years ago with it was that the Romans were around one thousand years ago right no before that would be like Genghis Khan, it be like Gangus, Khan's life and no one bothers to write it down. Until now I mean that's so stupid, the idea behind that is so stupid that you could tell a story for a thousand years and get it right. When you write it down, it is intra like you know, Pope you know, he believes in the bang theory an evolutions real, so it seems like they kind of have to slowly start accepting everything, but when it comes down to it, I still believe you a magic man. You know Jesus

flying around, but I tell you what man it always weirds me out when they have that guy on tv it weird's me the fuck out, but words me I was watching Cole bear. It was so strange man, it was co, bear and gaff again. Who I love Jim gaff again and Maria Shriver and some other weird dude, and they were sitting around talking about what it means to be a Catholic almost like watt. What are you talking about and they're talking about forgiveness, and can Our is all about forgiveness and Maria Shriver is like being all proud to be a cat click on the the mass MIKE I'm like hit the brakes? Are you grown up it's like you guys are you're in the nonsense, so you're in the nonsense? Is that what this is? Because this is but you're showing nonsense? You get this guy dressed like in a fucking Harry Potter movie. He stand in front of all these people with a chalice he's where cold outfit, he literally is wearing a call outfit from

thousand years ago, you're all sitting there. Listening to this nonsense, total non can sense it anyway, you can in English in here there you like, yes, we're here we're here to West. It is the Holy Father like what the fuck are. You talking to you there to witness a guy who works for an organization that owns a building that houses, the largest gay bathhouse in Europe. That's the Vatican. Owns I mean, did the whole thing is so fucking ridiculous and that this guy is meeting with all these people, all across America and they're all so happy to meet the Pope. This is so amazing and he listens to peoples stories. He decides whether or not people should be able to get married if they're, gay the whole is whole hilarious. The support that Kim Davis Lady, the lady went to the Vatican

They they had a meeting with her. She got an audience at the Vatican, it the data. He was saying that people shouldn't have to violate their beliefs. So is sensually. He was supporting her, who spoke her decision not to marry gay people, When I first heard that I wonder if he just pulled her side like look man, it's two thousand and fifteen, just let it go, I don't think so. I think it's probably like listen bitch, keep that shit up and I want to marry any dude. That's probably just like. I would keep my honey. Look money. Will my gold take it to a fucking like chamber from a hobby just gold everywhere stacked up the ceiling, have you seen the footage of him smell the footage of him

sucking on toes the you know: that's a thing him yeah, it's a thing that he does. It goes around and sucks on guys to come on, so I swear to God. I dare you come on when I'm talking about on the news like Pope visited in blessed all these people, and it's just him like kissing Towsen like well He shows humility by kissing your feet: yeah yeah. It was very growth that dudes feet, yeah, it's kind of the foot if they are not part totally depends what part the foot like if you kids, like my shin Instep, my instep, I consider a weapon so kiss an uncle, but if you suck on my little pinky toe right of a problem with that, yeah. I I mean I just board Pope kisses feet in the first thing is humbling moment Pope for This is washes. Broom prisoners said just him washing a bunch of guys. He washes them. Why can't they wash themselves going on here, I'm washing them for the Lord first, I will start with their balls. Then I

lost taint hopeful. This is kisses and wash his feet of young offenders at Rome, prison after Mass God. Damn it. I remember it's one of the things that Jesus did as either bring up one how convenient then, so they wrote it not look hold on it's right here. It says right here. Jesus said that must suck. The toes- he's getting fucked up in there. It's like that, so cute is deep in their new. While it's an addendum on my here. It goes is kissing. The girls feet, always Washington, girls feet. Those are hot feet, though. Just got cute little feet, that's different stuff, for fetish people mostly love how they must be whacking off like crazy to this hope. Pope Pope Pope Play, I get introduced to this girl by Chris Ryan, the author of sexist and I he he's friends with this girl who she's like a dog

nature matrix in a humiliatrix. She humiliates dude and uh. She sells her socks and she's got all these pictures on our twitter of her, like dirty socks with their foot like up to you like one back off one sock on which is like three hundred buy my socks with pigs yeah. I know a couple of those girls, Dunkin do a barrel and that for a lot of money she stands first and she mail for whatever her name was she just? She came to my house at two a party at one time for his birthday, the fuck was her name. And she mass yeah. There was like some crazy name and she had her under where it was just like hi. This is, like you know, all day, long yeah, it's around yeah well, she would have deals where she would have to wear her socks like many days in a row, so they would really stink and then she would sell them. Duncan's girl did. She like have deals like I gotta wear arm for three days, like should be like come going to walk my dog. I would get

Socks license start walk around in socks it's. You know it's here. Here's something weird socks like cotton, socks, stink, so fucking bad. The worst, though, is like plastic. You we have like some sort of nylon material in the Sox. I've had athletic socks that were go bad like I'd, wear for a couple hours and they would just fucking reek where I'd have to throw my sneaky. In the washing machine like what's that smell, but doesn't smell is war. When I go hunting we can wear the same socks. I wear the same socks for like days in a row days in a row. They don't stink, it's weird 'cause, it's full somehow or another way. Here's another thing about wool marine! No will especially, I guess, maybe all wall, but when it gets wet. You stay warm, whereas, like of cotton, gets wet, you're fucked like so when you huh and a lot of times it's cold as shit out, but you're dressed heavily

be an you're walking like up hills and you heat up and you start sweating. Well, if you weren't cotton, it's really fucking dangerous 'cause! That's how people get hypothermia, they start walking the walk up hills and then they sit down and they fucking freeze to death because Your whole body is like soaking wet from walking and then use it and you're like oh Jesus, like you get tired and you can't go on anymore. What you got, close on man. You gotta make a fire to dry, your clothes, You could take your clothes off and dry them by the fire or you're not going to make it. But if you have wool on it's crazy, you could be wet and you're. Still warm, it's really weird. Yes, it's a non synthetic! It's a it's! A biological hair because of this war was a Lamb's wool, because it's coming in as lambs hair it it. It serves, he'd better in it it it. It's like the the root reaction that it has to more stirs completely different. Like retains heat. It's real weird thing would make it stank here this year.

I think so would single it smell like a dead sheep or something like sheep funk, but it doesn't man. It's like the one of the best way ways to prevent your body from really stinking when you go on these trips 'cause like we are Montana the first time when, when I got that deer right there, we were outside for five days six days without a shower, and I'm sure I didn't smoke great for sure. You know specially my butt. I was just shitting in a hole in the ground and taking the paper, and they would like the toilet paper on fire to burn it off. That's what you would do, so my asshole must have just been a disaster lucky. I don't have to look at it though buttom five days of you know being in the in the woods like that, like I had the same clothes on for five days, and was it wasn't that hard weren't like I did have to pry them

with my skin? You know that gets like your socks. Sometimes the other day we have to like, buy them away from the bottom of your skin, like they stick in the poor and then they become hard like like like crunchy where's, the crunchy come from that was in your foot. It's toxins. Man, it's toxins, is foot toxins, so I was trying to tell me that they, like they go to someplace. I might have been Joey. They go to some place, they put you in this bath. Yet still toxins come out and it's black is black in the bombing of woah woah woah woah woah. What fucking talk, sensory, your butt. What do you eat in charcoal? I could to fucking talk to you. I've always wanted to see if that's real, he always talks about that. It's not real. I think it's a trick. Someone told me about the trick to summon explained but the trick is, is like some sort of a chemical that they put in the water and there's a chemical reaction your skin and it makes us like black color, and you start thinking, oh my god that talks and you're coming out

KERA. Santa Maria is pretty funny about that shit man. You know she so smart to science, She was. She goes. It's one of the surefire ways. Tell someone that's bullshit. They start talking about cleansing the star talking about toxins and cleansing and she was like wait. Wait wait what what is going on here with your toxins yeah, the brown water, is probably dirty feet. Just wash you probably washed her feet, for you know I think, there's an actual black like something yeah, there's like something that they put in the water and when your feet react to it. It just makes this black liquid, which it's not talks, and so you mentioned that's all it took. You soak your feet. In the blackness comes out of you see like little demons, fucking swirling around the water spirit, still leaving your feet, they hide out your feet swell you feed her The day it's ghosts.

I had a weird thing happened near down. If I told you about my my vision, I just started tripping out of no, where, like my my yeah, I did hear about that. My eyes sting weren't route at night. The light hitting my eyes right, like my eyes, want adjusting to light right. So if I looked at my arm and I wave my arms look like there was like a blue line around it at points like very neon trippy, like laser kind of like, if you see like a film with low exposure rate. You know where you see like the weird trippy stuff, and if I linked my eyes, everything got really bright for a second and then it went dark like darker. So it's like, I was seeing through a filter, and somebody said I think it's an ocular migraine, which is a migraine that you don't have a headache but your eyes from stressing out looking computers or lack of sleep that that happened, but had it happen twice in a month right it makes

if it happens once it means you know your way. Your eyes are weak by whatever you do. I think I think, looking its monitors terrible, you know I did a podcast last week why I didn't bring the laptop. We do the fight to Manny podcast my eyes feel better by the end of the day was like at the end. It like, I think this, Serenata screen like that. My screen is too bright, but I think staring at a screen like that all the time I just it's real bad for you still the unnatural to external light source like that six. You know a foot two feet from your face: This is a phone were usually squinting. It's not like a green phones are terrible. It's great they do is amazing. I would never give him back it would not. A man rather go. Big foot can smoke signals. You know I love phones, but the doing is not good, just not good. This is not we stare at my eyes are significantly worse than they were three or four years ago. Yeah. It goes fast, interesting ones, doing it right now, yeah, it's not good. I bought a book on

that Steve, Steve Maxwell recommended, but I haven't gotten to it. I think there's have. The irony is not lost on me that when I'm reading glasses reading a book about how to not read with glasses wearing reading glasses and when I'm reading a book about how to not use reading glasses, while I'm reading with glasses, it's a book about not reading like throw away your glasses and see, I think, is the name of the book and, like the Selaras, I'm reading this book, while I'm wearing glasses, that's in that book makes sense it to it. In that it is, it's like. I think it's called the Bates method for during in your eyes. The idea is that your eyes are

like any other part of your body, you, if you use them properly, you can strengthen them, but if you don't use them properly, you can weaken them. You know like if you breathe in coal fumes all day going to fuck up your lungs, so the idea is, if you're staring at a computer screen all day, ok, you're, fucking up your eyes and there may be ways to sort of at least partially mitigate the damage that you're doing to your eyes play some quake. Yeah, that's supposed to be good for your eyes right God can't get can't get me in there man. I know I know what's wrong with you, that's one, that's one that I can't go back to it's just too much. I liked it much. I just I'm doing too well without it it's really one of your eyes and help your eyes more than a book, maybe not only get well. I just think it. Be one hour and there will be two hours and then it'll be four hours a day and then

so you know I'm not writing any new jokes, I'm not you know going the improv at the comedy store, I'm not sitting in front of the computer or Pena paper and getting shit done now, my Jones and Jones and the frag people to go fuc. Chain gun someone and railgun gunman fun. If you twitch for three hours and so on, and then you got some common Yeah you can make it a podcast hot would comedy. Would I get out of it bullshit with people? I don't know about all that I eyeball kiss somebody like touched. My it's. How old are you again do it's cool I have is weird you're, like touching

move to a girl yeah. I love it. So it's weird touching something that somebody sees through. There was a story about a dude who died. I don't know if it's true, so I should probably look it up. He got staph infection in his eyeball because during a wrestling matches, contact lens came out, fell on a mat, took it put it back in his eye and got a staph infection as I want up dying. That could be one of those fucking leprechaun story. It makes sense. I mean I Herpes is a real thing and that's actually pretty common in you get outbreaks on your eyes. Is I heard these are real thing? Yeah? Really I Herpes, I heard my balls. You can get Herpes in your eyeballs yeah I heard rules an on ocular Hercules, ocular herpes, so like when you go

close. Your eyelid, like as you blinking it's going over that giant zit popping my pain. Oh my god! How old are you how old you have to be to pop and eyeballs it? Imagine if you popped it and you felt the ooze yeah. You probably can't popping eyeballs it if it gets infected God. I fucked this night Good, don't google image search, I herpes either stop and think about some of the fucked up diseases that people can get you don't even know about it until they happen and then you go. What do I have? I have all her peers, Philip surfers. I one time and you're seeing that move. No, only! That's real brown yeah! Okay, I don't yeah look at what is surfers. I over exposure to sun, it's called protect tier guy. Am I can't say that right, but oh wow, look ocular, mucus.

Extension- I don't know I sunburn my what it just starts taking over. I think it's more like I cancer, oh my god and what do they do about it? Oh my god really I mean, I don't think it will come. What's that one guy this is a woman, the black one God this is too horrible. Oh, my god. Look at that! Look how it's overcoming her vision. What's going on with this guy same thing, surfer now he's got it he's a victim of surf rage. Okay, as as lit up does he have it Kelly Slater, hasn't the ceiling really slow. Just coming up wow, this is it. This is crazy. I know the get out your thing to surfers. Get sir for

here, where the inside of their ear they developed like these nodes, like these big bony, protrusions scary, shit, man yeah, I had everything can't be that good. I had a sunburn in my eye once because I was sitting at a table after a rain storm in the sun had reflected off the table into my eyes for two hours. You know, while you're just sitting there drinking or whatever and the next like a couple hours. Later I couldn't see out of my eyes for like two days was it was just burnt. My eyes number You have no idea. No idea it was going on is so bright, so at least I'm not looking at the Sun Myrtle Beach, again booze yeah, that was If you were here, I would be like. I need some sunglasses man, this bullshit man, it sucks, had to go out in public and, like I remember, I went to read law steering, couldn't see and my dad had to like walk me through red lobster. God

did you hear that Ed Snowden got joined Twitter yeah, you got like one million followers in an hour. He's at one nineteen billion interesting and he didn't all the grass Tyson's podcast Neil Degrasse Tyson such a bad mother fucker. He wrote this on twitter. He would ed student after discussing everything from chemistry to constitution on STAR Trek STAR talk you're, a patriot to me say: stay safe, poor fucking guy, you see who is following he's only five one one account yeah the NSA hilarious. That is that is, fucking hilarious. That's high comedy poor bastard, that's one of those things mentally. Where is that going to be two thousand and thirty years from now?

is like living in Russia. We just speculating, but I would imagine that this, Well, you know what, though man? If anybody would not, I was going to say It'S- probably terrifying, you're living under this dictatorship, but if anybody We feel that it's not like that. It's him! because he knows what Americans like mean they're, trying to put that fucking guy in jail and why they try to put him in jail for exposing crime. That's why they're trying to put him in jail, they're, trying to put him in jail for the very thing that Obama used to have on his hope and change campaign website on his hope it change campaign website before Obama became elected. He had this whole thing about whistleblowers that they would support whistleblowers, people that were exposing crime and that they wouldn't punish these people, they would help them. But meanwhile he's been the worst for whistleblowers. It's it was

shit. You know he didn't really have the power that he claimed to have or would have when he got in and then when he it get in. He didn't do any of the things you said he would do when it comes to whistleblowers in order to support them publicly. He kept his fucking mouth shot or he spoke disparagingly about stone. Meanwhile, you ask the american people. If you gave like a poll like if everybody on Twitter had a vote, how many people are happy with what Ed Snowden did and how many people think that what he did was dangerous in each be in jail? I guarantee you most people, especially people that know what the case actually about. They would do it support am he he went way out of his way to make sure that no one got in trouble or that no one was doxed, that their information wasn't released in that critical operations, weren't compromised, he went way out of his way and he brought that shit to a bunch of different sources before he brought it to Glenn. Greenwald

there's a bunch of different people who brought it to that they didn't want to have anything to do with it. The whole thing is just so strange: it's terrifying, you think Obama might help mount for. He gets out of help him out like maybe like not excommunicating, 'cause, he's not in prison right now, but should totally do that back. You should do that right now. He should do that right now. He should have a speech and he should tell the american public that what the NSA did cross the line, and that the average american person is not a criminal and we shouldn't be treated is a criminal until proven differently. It's not less, not how democracy works and that kind of pressure here living life under that kind of pressure is awful. Nobody wants to live that worrying that people looking over your shoulder because it effects your freedom, it effects the way think and behave you feel like you're being observed and watched and that that has a b impact and how you behave and think of you

constantly like if you ever what worked in a place for your boss, like I thought you were untrustworthy or thought you were sneaky and there you know, or you know, and like you in anyway, and they're always like checking in on your work, and there was following you around like it makes working in that off is a fucking nightmare. You're spending eight hours a day with some fucking guy was con. We're looking at you sideways turn it twenty four hours a day and that's what the CIA or the NSA is doing. I mean there are your boss. There dick checking Can you let me look at your google search? What do you give a shit about torture? How are you in what, if want to find out how they torture people you're allowed to as an adult? Ok, as a fucking grown up and you you say, torture, tactics of ISIS like I want to know what they do. Let's see what they do. Okay, let's see what they do. China, let's see what they do. Why why you? You know that Woul D'Ve Fucker, you I'm looking because it's a possible search result? I want to ask a question. I want to know why is that bad, what's not

bad, but if you start googling, weird shit about Islam or ISIS or you know, how do you can what, if I want to know how you convert how's that work. When have I what's the protocol? How do I join well. If I want to know I'm going visited 'cause, I I'm having fun not joining ISIS God, but if I want to have some information like maybe I'm want to be able to. You know, answer that question how they join ISIS, that I was a research that actually the this what they do. What, if you start, look, and all that shit they will put. You want to fucking list and well there putting on that list for your own good. Are you really how about you catch people need do crime. How much is just prevent crime from happening and not by making everyone a criminal? When you start looking at everybody's email, you start recording everybody's phone calls, you start taking everybody's text messages and putting in a database fall q. You know- and we all agree with that he will this poor guy he's in Russia could put

I think over there. It's funny how Facebook does that legally hot once right, you know Russia well how many a do you have connected to Facebook? You know how it's like log in with Facebook, you know, if you forget how many times you do and then there's a there's, a setting, someone Facebook, where you can see everything you've done and like the other day I looked at it was like We listen to this song at three hundred o'clock. Then you ordered food from this place. Then you took an uber to this and then it's like all these shit, so you so much yeah so book? Can anybody else? Okay, no, but but Facebook has all that and I I g Eve and I've been doing it for years. You just forget when you log in with Facebook, how much you actually use that use Facebook or you're telling Facebook? What doing, but you forget that you're logged into e twenty four with facebook- a lot yeah this book, you in it see. I don't do that. I don't use Facebook to log in anything yeah. I do because it's easy, so I can tell

sign up there. But to me, like that's, not good how I got especially a database like facebook, where they sell your shit. This your like they're they're, they're, all coming up with new and better ways to profit off of the list that they can generate, but we are buying habits arm the you know how, when is his words me out? Like you, Google, something the other day I was googling a specific type of binocular swarovski. They look very famous binoculars, so I'm googling I'm looking at the different types of red. Then I go to some website and is a fucking Swarovski ad the Google ad. Thanks to they know. I've been looking like what about this want to buy that and are you thinking about it man and was like wow, that's kind of fucked up, it's kind of weird they tailor the ads to you, because I never saw hunting binocular ads and you know some fucking speed website. Like all the sudden, I see it look mom. I seen that there cuz it's tailored to my search, for

and- and you know, just saying all of guarding right now will make all of garden play on you too. You know, because a they go through the idea of you, two videos and if it there, Sir so yeah olive garden right now, it will make there will be an all garden. Add beginning in the pocket a lot of times yeah. If it's it. If the current site paid sponsor from Youtube. Does that mean that they do a transcript of the show yeah. They all everything is transcript. Now any video you put out nowadays there's a transcript of imagine transcribe, one of our stros. Oh it's done. But I mean imagine if you try to look if you took parts of it, that's like one of that I have with, will taking a little snippets of the podcast and then having making whole articles about a conversation that was said you you're, taking something completely out of context and all the humor and irony and sarcasm knowledge. It's completely missing. You just get a sentence.

You know, like me, telling Milo yesterday, you're gay as fuck dude like, but what was Buzzfeed NEWS or was it raw story they make it? You know, you look at it. You know. What is he saying here like? Why is he saying that they don't like it looks so much different? You see something like described like Transcription is not necessarily a a really good eight. It's it's not the full capturing of a conversation. It's just not and try to pretend it is like when someone if you someone like put something in quotes and says that you know Hillary Clinton said this. Can I see how she said it? Can I see who she was talking to? Can you show me a video of what they were talking about before then 'cause, then I'll only understand what she's really saying and that's how emojis were born. That's the purpose of. So you could have a girl going like the hand of the side where oh she's been. Can t

Is that what your walk lucky Gyptian? I didn't know that I don't use emojis you don't I'm so deep in emojis and the new ones are about to come out like we got taco in the ways. Taco tacos on the way- and I already have piles of shit any guns. You have gun Emojis sometimes people say yeah tax- something like I don't know what you're saying, but I think you're going to shoot. The shit shoot shit I over, is a plant egg plant yeah. What is that one for okay deck and excellent? That's the international deck! If you do, it looks like that but that's probably dying, probably have a horrible infection need to go, get your dick drained. Eggplant, sushi squirt, the three drops of water so that's one way to say a sentence like that woman. You know it's a funny thing about the way,

We do language that we think of that is like the only way to do language, but if you look at like hieroglyphs that's kind of what they did they just to talk in emojis. I mean the Egyptians they drew all their shit like they would. Oh here we are pushing a rock Here we are with the boat. You know this guy is or do they know if the hieroglyphs written by smart people or not, is that ever come up? they were the smartest people around. Otherwise would be people that had a higher english or making fun of hieroglyphs. He know fire, he smart. What is that we know there is smart like that, could have the hieroglyphs that are found could have been a dumb kids or whatever they were just right and emojis to each other. That's the only ones that got found or yeah. You know what I mean It used to be a thing called the Library of Alexandria, but it was burned burned the ground. More than once. I think I think the Muslims burned it down and I think about, I think someone else brought it down to. I want to say I forget who it is, but they they lost all their records. They lie,

install their people used to go to Egypt from all over the world to learn these to have so connect studies there. They trip balls used to fucking, learn about mathematics and construction techniques and I don't know what the fuck they taught him. We don't know what the fuck they knew. We don't know anything. We just see amazing amazing shit. They left behind and go fuck how the hell they do this. You know we just guess just a bunch of guesswork. Scientists that every now and then someone will put together a paper. We have solved the riddle of how they made the pyramids. It's quite simple. Actually, no, it's not! No! It's not! It's not carved out of a mountain. It's not even a little simple. It's crazy! Those things are giant and they're. Perfect. The great pyramid is two million six hundred thousand stones. There are cut so perfectly that you

can't even like wedges sheet of paper. You can't get a razor blade in between the stones in most cases that the ones that you see on the outside that are rough and horrible. The reason why they rough is because the pyramid used to be covered in smooth limestone. It used to be this beautiful, smooth flat surface, but but when they were building Cairo, those fucking apes like th one thousand years later, two thousand years later. Whatever it was, they stole all the limestone from the pyramids they shipped it chipped. It away, pulled it off and built their streets with it. Fucking dummies. It's so imagine a fucking stupid they had to be to chip play at the outside of the pyramid. Take the turn stone off fucking morons, you think. Maybe the we were just amount and then they just carve the pyramid. Out of the mountain, I think you need to read. I need to read books makes sense. That was one of the explanations for what the sphinx was. The sphinx was with

call a yard dang. What a yard dang is when you say like you've ever seen like they always have these like mountains with a side of the Mount, looks like an Indians head. While the ideas you take, some like that, and then you start actually carving away at it until it really looks like a sphinx, and the idea was that there was rock that look similar to that of like some standout rock, and then they did all this stuff to it. The pro I that is, there's just a lot of evidence for how they built that thing. They know how they carved it out the temple that the sphinx is in area that shows all the water erosion like they know where the blocks are like they take him from here and they moved into their blocks, are missing, so they're, pretty sure that that's another weird one 'cause there sphinx like their reconstructing in and when their reconstructing it there building on the outside of it like to do in such a shitty job like if you ever I mean like the reconstruction photos, this thing like they just making like concrete, but they are there making like there doing their own art and there

hovering over the old shit like I guess they have to preserve it 'cause. I guess it's crumbling and falling apart, so a lot of it is just to try to preserve it, but like Jamie receiving you pull ups pictures of the restoration of the sphinx, because it's it's real, controversial beak. When you look at it like you're, not really looking at the sphinx anymore you're, looking at a modern interpretation of covering the outside of the feet in parts of the base, it's not really the sphinx anymore, like watch the They show the feet. I see that the upper right hand the middle, the middle sorry, where the middle you can see. Why really? Oh yeah, go to go to view image and spread out. It looks like they just got well, we'll just patch it up find out a look. What they're doing they just have modern bricks and there's losing it all out so I mean yeah. I guess if it looks good like in terms of

you know, it's smooth stone and everything, but what they're doing is not the original sphinx you seeing those people make the sidewalks where it looks like there's a bunch of rocks, but it's not it's. Just I urge, is an illusion where they take. I like this thing. They put it down and make like lines to make it look like rocks and then they wash it a certain way. No Jamie. That's I'm sorry! Jamie's ass out real right. The nose thing- that's not real, looks like they're building a fake nose in the sphinx like what No! So I'm sorry so say it again. They have this way to to make like where, if they're making like a sidewalk, they put down this all this concrete, then they put like a pattern that looks like cut out rocks over it and they kind of like step

they take it off and then they wash like, if a fake wash on in order to them. The final product looks like they have individual stones in the sidewalk. When really it's just like l in illusion, it's kind of like what what what it looks like they're doing to this things were there are almost making it look like it's like they're putting new rocks and it works by just lines. Paint airbrush. Yes, it's not it's really, weird man. It's really weird! You know we have ideas about what what but the thing is, and other countries have different ideas like say like like we would look at that and would go ok, that's, not a restoration that shit on the outside is different but like in Japan in Japan they have buildings like houses that exist that are one thousand years old and why I have done is restored everything everything your stored, all the floorboards are new or the walls are new everything, but the shape is the same.

So like we look at it will go well, hey, that's not the same building and they go well to them. It is 'cause that them it's the Regional location, they've restored. What it looks like- and this is the original building to them but like in Europe like if you go to a pub in London, you'll, go to a pub that's hundreds of years old and that Fucking Pub is the same. You walk down those stairs. That is all worn out where the people's feet have been. He looked. The walls, you look at the fucking railings on the bar and it's all worn down. Look at that look at that place. Jesus Christ is great fuck. Where is that gets him absence That's in London, London has some cool old, craftsmanship man. When I go there there been you never been to London. Now only be Canada and Japan. That's right now colombian will be interesting. If you go to 'cause, you could do some stand up. There, sweetie going to Sweden in London? Did you

Do you do stand up at Sweden yeah lot of Sweden for some reason, just looking at numbers and stuff like that, sweetens like with number one, almost it's the right behind Canada and Australia? Well, they do speak English, that's the cool thing about being american. Were so fucking badass other countries speak our language, I'm trying actually It's like European english thing, but if you, if you go to almost all those countries like they speak English like I did up in Norway, Oregon Sweden? Rather then don't stock home yet stock? Yeah is there? Is there a certain countries that you have to know certain rules like whatever you did not talk about? You know yeah, I would imagine like in the Middle EAST, especially can't talk show about the royal family Thai plans the same way? If you talk shit about the king in Thailand and lock your ass up, have you following. What's going on with the black cabs versus uber that shits interesting? What's going on, I guess from I understand, is you know the guys that

still have the horses back in the days they used to be, like? You know, drive on the course carriages and knowing our commune now in you in the? U K one yeah okay and then they moved on their cabs and like that, and I guess Uber's trying to come over there and so like this is like a family. You know my father I used to ride horses and stuff, and so they are like pretty much fighting with the uh drivers and they're stopping traffic. There's ice do something that recently, like the black cabs are protesting where there just bring the central London to a standstill. Well over. This is so just shut down the streets yeah and park their car and shut down the street and the black cab drivers are doing like that kind of, like the beating up the for drivers and like like old school gangs in New York type shit, but we were side past in Vegas, don't

oh, my god double charged in LA though so it's twice as much as LA, but still cheaper than a taxi. You gotta be in a group to or something like three or five six people, something like that. Like a cab there's some weird rules about it, so they're trying to slowly boxem out thinking about it. Last time I was in Vegas, it would be really hard to if there's a giant cab line. Anything ask I'm going to new, but instead you just go off to the side of the street like and just stop in a captain. A picture over. Isn't a stop on the strip and pick you up chaos you're right, it would be complete. Chaos it would be yeah people getting mad. Beeping horns people going to shoot people it's going to be crazy, but have to Hoover ports at the hotels or something like that. That's a crazy picture, though, that London picture put that up again. Janet look at that photo look. How many calves are they've completely shut the street down the folks who are at home

we're looking at this on dailymail dot com. So you wonder, read something on the daily mail that kind of full of shit, but the picture is incredible: they just have all these hundreds and hundreds of cabs shut down the streets and they're all just so around talking. Well, you know I I kind of see where they're coming from, but they don't want to get boxed out, buy some new competitor but huh. I kinda see where uber is coming from two. I took a tax id be home from the comedy store on. What's usually a thirteen dollars, CAP cab ride cost me thirty, eight dollars and twenty nine cents notice on uber Usually it's thirteen dollars an uber. Usually yes, and it was thirty eight dollars on it in a taxi. Thirteen bucks is super reasonable, yeah yeah, you no way to Burbank from the comedy store, yeah nice, because if you think about a parking is usually twenty dollars, you have HALO extra, you don't have to drive to get fucked up and drive home and that that parking lot next door is always a nightmare. The

mix the not the sunset strip, rather just it's so so crowded such a crazy place that they're, when they they've got La Cienega shutdown still right now, construction. I think it's open. Now. Who's shut down forever, yeah like how many months is shut down for two, maybe while they built something there, it's amazing that you can build something you could have so much juice, while you're building you can shut down the whole street in LA on sunset, mean quiet. You have that much juice. You could shut the street down and build my house here. I just like you, stop stop driving cars. Ok, for how long, couple months was if they, if you said that, like I want to build my house here but whatever reason, because they have more money than you, they can do that like they're building some stupid ass, fucking building that it's more important build a stupid ass fucking building than it is for you to drive on the street that you pay taxes to maintain goddamnit, I'm getting mad.

Or whenever, like close down streets for like other filming the Kardashians up ahead, so they closed down sunset. That makes me violent, these two they'll shut him down for movies like fuck, you, that's not how it works like you, don't each year can't just sell the street. You can't say how much money are you getting? Where is that money going? It's inconveniencing all the rest of us and you're talking about a yes, it's already massively overpopulated Elese kicks tremely overpopulated I, my friends that work in downtown and they go downtown all the time and they'll tell you like it's a two hour drive the two one slash two hour drive it's thirty miles and it'll. Take you two one slash two hours at two hundred in the afternoon three in the afternoon. You might not get there till five fuck that a crazy place to live going to be where we going,

wish. We go if we bail organism, but I'm back to thinking Denver recreational pot becomes Eagle Thursday. What poop you sit back to think in DES here's? Why I like Denver over Oregon? It doesn't fucking rain every day, right. Ok, Look at that guy! That's a guy who's been rained on every day, since he was three he's tired. His bones hurts. He just looks worn out. Look worn out, get worn out yeah. I think I think Amber or even maybe I was whole YA ways. Although Portland has some hot checks, this hot girls in Portland, it's weird, he wouldn't take to be up there. This planning yeah. I know it's raining all the time. I cry a lot. You probably cry aloud to we'd all cry, just call each other. Oh I don't know man, I'm thinking to go back to Burbank. I guess

like the wind uh. I can take the rain, you see the new Tesla. Yes, what do you think? Why do they have a fucking space door on? Why is it Lambeau doors? It's cool man! Is that why or is it a functional thing? I don't know, I think it looks neat you don't like it. I don't know see if it's I want. I just want to know why they're they're doing that that thing that door thing they are opening the door sideways. Did there open the doors like the Lambeau Lamborghini doors like? Why would you want that? Doesn't make any sense to me? It's pretty cool. Look at him. He's always got that weird. Look on his face. Ok, you know, like he's doing something with his lips like alright. Well, I'm just going to get out of the model x here.

B M W winds, those look cool. I like that at the look of the v intellectual, and yet I had the blue in the white or whatever it looks, really neat. It's a try in car. Some guy in front of me this morning had one those are expensive right, shoe yeah there really expensive there, like one hundred and twenty thousand dollars feet that super expensive, this fucking thing he's got is even more than that. This fucker is like one hundred and forty it's soup. Expensive and it's stupid fast. Supposed to go zero to sixty in like three seconds with the battery on this one, probably get you around the block a couple times. Ships out on you explode, then, if I don't know man. This is what I think about these things. I'd love the fact that someone's making him. I love the fact that they are available and if you live in a place like LA and you have electrical power, you could drive this everyday plug it in night. You'd be fine, but I would always want to have a real car by, I would always want to have a real car standing by in case shit hit. The fan had to get out of town and you need

something that works on just gasoline, you know, because I just think if you needed to I've, a long distance like from New York. California, you can't fucking, do it in that thing, you can't do it It goes two hundred and fifty miles and that's it and you got fucking charge it and if you don't charge, it's going to leave you somewhere, but if you trying to get around town? It's great? It's probably the way to go like I should probably get one. I should probably get a Tesla for like a drive around town car, it's kind of the per get solar power and a Tesla is like the perfect set up for drive around I sent you a. I sent a link of six cars that are taking on Tesla. Like the put you know, the Porsche mission E, which looks pretty sweet off slower than a Tesla, believe it or not, but I I think, was because the sunder power evey have you seen this. This looks like a bat mobile. Well, the previous one was the Fisker Karma. Do you remember the Fisker Karma the company went under, but they

it. This amazingly beautiful car that even had solar panel on the roof that powered the radio. Mud, but when they had that big storm Pacific North a few years back, they left the Fisker on the dock and log washed away by the ocean exploded. They get. The water came out of the ocean and and filled up the parking lot in the the water level raised up to where the batteries were and they all exploded their legs. Sixteen was the one I'm talking about whole. That's the hold power ev, who that it is a Taiwan based maker? You know that looks like they got a Nissan GT: R, your your boat, Volkswagen Bug, yeah, that's what it looks like because sixty two miles an hour in five seconds ago and as it goes top speed of

one hundred and fifty five that can be right. Sixty two miles an hour in five seconds is so slow. Is it yeah, that's stupid, slow that can't be right. It says what does it say that SIRI a salary to sixty two miles per hour in less than five seconds yeah. Slow as shit man like the Modern cars of today, like you even gets s? U visa! Do that easy, like that's what I think, The range rover does. Thank you. Do a range rover in five seconds. Those are range Rover Turbocharged charge as shit like to make a dope look in really flashy in your face car, like that, I, like the Porsche. The Porsche mission is in Martin, see that looks like a Ford fusion or something to main thing. It's because they own them is that way. Look forward owns Aston Martin, oh yeah same front as there are four Fusion order, Sure Ford owns am doesn't Ford own Jaguar yeah do that

Someone owns Jack Mercury no way mark is mercury, real reels still thing. Mercury was the same like it was like the Ford Taurus, but they just change the name. It was so weird who owns Jaguar I'll, tell you what jaguars today are fucking slick. Yeah like it have you you seen the new one, the the new Jaguar coop engine. We pull out a photo of the new Jaguar coop, trying to find continue to site one of the two that yeah I'm still trying to figure out what I might do with my car want to sell it. That's what I need to learn a thing. Yeah that looks sweet. That is a fucking dope car and is that one of those three hundred and sixty degree see just go to regular site instead of the car sites, you can get like some good images of it. It's nasty car there super fast, too,

the F type I think they called it is like five hundred and sixty horsepower something ridiculous. Really fast. Really loud code like Boisture is born dude that they nailed it look at that come on it's perfect, they nailed it. I mean that is a fucking, beautiful piece of automotive engineering and artwork, that is, they nailed that that is a futuristic, looking car right there. This starts off at sixty three thousand they're, not expensive, for what they are. I mean three sixty One thousand you're not going to get this stupid super powerful one, but you still get that same beautiful shape. I with their maintenance is like, because you know car and driver. Did this thing on the new corvette like I was like all gung HO for the new corvette and like that car sick? I think I might might interested drive, one of those go America all that good.

But their repair record, at least for car and driver road and track garden driver. One of those are, I don't know which one it was, but their repair record was so true OSHA things falling apart. They replace the engine. Already it's thousand miles: they replace entire engine, maybe they just add lemon that they had so I had that happen with my old car and then everything went wrong code dope. That cockpit looks like the F type Interior go full screen on that Jamie. Let me see that few image look at that. That is fucking, that's a spaceship man, God I just love what they doing these days. I just love the fact that everything continues to improve, like whatever you buy. Your bind to sisters or whether you're buying televisions or cars. They just keep making shit better and better and better, and now you can get like really good shit fairly. Reasonably for fair,

fairly reasonable money, like I saw some review, they were doing about this new jeep that they have it's like a jeep, but it's based on the FIAT platform. It's like a tiny jeep. Thirty thousand bucks! Yes and your you! Let you know the guys like looking around is like this is a nice car and it's thirty thousand dollars, a small look: Smosh Jeep, it's but you're you looking at like the car like this, you could get this for thirty grand right. This is pretty nice. You know it's like you drive it, it's respectable! It's a decent vehicle. Do you think Volkswagen is going to survive this her right, fucked hi they get money. Now yeah. I went trying to figure Let me I do with mine and Dean Del Rey's also think about buying a Volkswagen his as owners the other day and they were like convertible. It's almost like a motorcycle. They were talking about like,

now, and this is a rare one. Images at three thousand dollars extra bonus for this car and I'm like wait- are there about the fucked right, yeah they're doing alright, I gotta get out of the gene cell to he doesn't want a beetle. Doesn't we you want some gangsters? G? paper. Well, those are those are fast little cars as I used to have Karato Volkswagen Corado's front, wheel, drive car, but those GT eyes are very fast. Ave. Linus error well because, as the engineering gets better, the cars get better like even a car that used to be kind of quick like back In the day when I had a Volkswagen there fast now give you compared like a Volkswagen. When I had my Volkswagen, which is one thousand nine hundred and ninety three, I think I bought it the corvette from that day is probably slower than a g from today, because they're just better now, everything's, better braking, is better handling spent.

If it went around a slalom, I bet the GT. I'd probably beat it yeah, it goes. It's the one he's looking at it. So talk to you talk to you into your car. Should be saying this on two hundred and ninety two horsepower it's nice car as super light to two hundred and ninety two, that's pretty respectable for a light car. Those are fun man. Little light fun car like that to drive how much those go for. Like thirty, I think, once you tell those dummies to hook you up so listen, I could just listen. I could just get on a podcast and talk. Man and shit about you all the time, but I don't want to do that and say French he's just always want to talk about folks wagon. I discourage a lot of the conversations, but anyway that's beside the point. I'm interested in the G T eyes to make something happen off our whatever it is that what is a gaffe are yeah, that's slick, cool car and then I be fun. I just don't know whether to stay with Volkswagen or not and they're good engineering,

German engineering to make they've always made great cars. What they've done is horrible, though mean You would have to wonder like whether or not that's reflected in the rest of what they're doing, because that what they did. Terrible. I mean they've zero. Allied they now lots to write. What's up is now he's too, I think was it. I don't think so. I think I know what you're talking about. I think Audi was talking about how many different ours. It was because they were part of the thing, but it don't. Leave, it was their cars as well, I'm pretty sure it had to do with diesels for the most part, which is what Callin has that far and I was always telling my this thing stinks. How can this be good for the? What does it smell 'cause? I almost bought ideas, all one they plug instinct, and that was always telling him. I was like how can this be good for the environment? Is it's amazing? It's really good. It's made for the virus yeah. Had it's german engineering built in Mexico. Now you know what I would get

I you honestly. If we don't spend too much money, I would get a Volkswagen, not Volkswagen. I Mustang get one of the new Mustang Sing, the new Mustang Gts. That's another car, that's like thirty something and there are really fucking good, they're, really good They did a review of one of them recently, this this guy took it for a test, drive and he's driving around is like this is a hell of a car for thirty five thousand dollars he's like it's fast handles good. It looks great like this is like the bar in of all american cars. 'cause like this is the Mustang ever by far like by far it's fully independent suspension, the the the form is beautiful. The interior is really nice, like you get the interior like these seats and the steering wheel like it's a solid car and then you go it's only three grand like you can get Mustang GT. I think it's thirty five or thirty nine thousand dollars, and that thing has four hundred and twenty horsepower fat

stay. She shit handles really good. I mean it's a great car, but you having such a small fast, the card the last three years, there's a big difference between having like almost like a go kart and then having like a a big muscle, car like a mustang me at right, but they're so fast. You would notice a difference and you have you have more space inside of it. I do the handle so good, new ones like they don't feel like big. You know, like my Barracuda, was big, lumbering, fucking shitty to drive carver. They don't feel like that. I feel like connected to the road modern shit manager, just so good at it. There's so good at figuring out suspension the the makes of having like each individual we'll respond to different bumps in the road like they have these magnetic ride, control so mentions they do in these GM cars and they're all working on computers and- and they know, when certain we

you're spending spinning certain wheels are true like to understand the terrain. Of course you can reach the road and prepare for the bumps want to fuck. I do see the road in front of a bugs come in, which is going to loosen this up and make this lighten and tighten this up in two credible. This the missing like when you drive them, they feel numb. You know, like you, you know experiencing feel of the road, but God their capabilities are just amazing. Meanwhile, we're probably ten years away from having most of the cars on the road, automated, maybe ten years away, you're going to get you or in the morning. So if you had a regular job, you would get your car in the morning and you would press you know office boom, whatever it is, and you just sit down sit down. You're reading newspaper, you look

your laptop and that asshole. That's not automated he's going to be the problem. Like I drove to work days, this fucking guy in old Volkswagen, totally, not automated just running red lights. He hit this lady, who is automated yeah. I think that an uber drones, like you know, being picked up by a drone, is going to be. Another thing future. That is way more problematic. 'cause you going to have to get something. That's big enough fly people around in which means before uber ever uses it people are going to be flying around in them and if once people who can fly around in room, you know they're not going to trust other people to drive him around in it. They have to be a way that you know what they have to do. They have to have those things, have them completely magnetized on the outside, so they could collide with each other, so the something keeps them from each other and then would have to have some some some

swear that overrode, the ability to direct it into buildings, because otherwise people just you fucking cunt, I'm coming. You work right now, I'm going to the floor. You never get through the lobby, fuck you and they just fly through the building killer. I mean people would do that. The people that they just decide I'm going take the US open is playing I'm going. Do the ninth hole, then I'm going to my car right into everybody, people can decide to go places where ordinarily, this is where there until now have you been tempted. I journey at like I was at fry's the other day. They have like a really nice around, but you know it's like six hundred bucks, but really nice one. I know a guy has one it was cool he brought it to is place where at in Alberta, we're all hanging out in this field and he sent it up in the air and it's circled, circled us all, we're all sitting around looking up, encircled us and he showed us the video and I was like wow. This is

nuts, like it's high speed, hd video from a laptop or from a cellphone rather like you could you could attach like an Iphone to it, but this is crazy. Go pros, yeah It's crazy and they're doing it. Now, where you you could sets up with virtual reality, so put those VR goggles on, and then you look through the eyes of the drone. The drone flies over trees. I've done that. That's nuts, it's weird they're, big and weddings. Now, like that Huge sting photographers for weddings and I now have like big drone fly, throughs of that wedding and stuff. Like that, what a strange world we live in Bryan here by saudi prince, what got away, how get Right, the guy was accused of rape and they got it. They arrest them for bailing out a three hundred thousand dollars. Bail now he's gone whoa he took off out of the country, neighbors city is probably moving. They saw some cars come in on, like

Tuesday night Wednesday, Monday night, something like that. The next day is gone. Wow. Back to Saudi Arabia, huh wow, Saudi royal drama. The prince has flown the the seven million dollar sold his bail, was thirty seven million. That's his house, that's how much is but I heard he was renting are, is renting the house. We were just talking about this woman like couple but we were talking about. These guys is it, come over and they have a shit ton of money and they buy all this expensive real estate. And then there was the people that were racing. You saw that Brian right racers, three hundred thousand dollar bill yeah, how the did they think that that might have been a bullshit la county thing, they're just taken three in a thousand bucks to pay for something, and then, while he's out here anyway. Neighbors say that believe the prince is already fled the country in a private jet, leaving his rented house behind one woman who don't give her name is Isabel said numerous cars were coming in and out of the property late Thursday, and it looked like the prince is moving out.

Meanwhile another member imagine living next to a prince, another neighbor Eric's still skin Rumpelstiltskin, but I am sure he has taken off on his private jet by now. I don't think he even needs a patch sport to get out of here quote me on that yeah those kinds of money. It's amazing that this is what you can get away with in twenty fifteen that you only, a couple, one hundred thousand dollars for Bailey, even though they know your worth trillions mean. How much is that guy worth and he just bails and there's nothing negative about it. He's twenty nine years old, huh wow It's amazing and his name is so confusing. He gave no one is going to remember it. Shouldn't come back here in a couple of weeks. Well he's a prince dude. He can't come back but unless somehow or another they forget Sally,

Prince accused of sex crimes could face legal lasso and flight. What legal lasso just doesn't come back to America? What legal s? Oh, hey, don't go there, they will rest you! Ok, I stay here. Ok, less Saudi Arabia gets bombed, that's not going to happen for so much money. There! It's really interesting watching periscope over there, because they just you know they want to show off everything they have all the time and I'll just sit there at periscope's really changed me lately I'll just sit in bed and just go on the map and go, let's see who's periscoping in Japan. Right now. You know yeah, it's just go to Saudi Arabia. Yeah just go to salary which usually guy just sitting there and like a back of a limo. You know this with his stuff on and just like a lot of brother like they go in between English. No English like I'll, just go home and go YO. What's up man, how you doing anything they talk to you, he yeah it's so weird they go in between languages, oh wow,

It's very interesting, so you like send a little text message yeah, I just trolled people so like I'll start drawing I'm like where's your tiger, you guys every bacon when you go to their page, how many people are viewing? It's easy like one thousand and fourteen? Oh wow, you know just you know it's not many people you're! So weird the things that you do. It's really interesting watching people in Paris go with the map feature. It's really cool 'cause. You could just go, let's see what's going on in a random town in Mexico and it's just some little mexican woman just didn't go. You know it's weird Megan Tagro, so they can talk, dogs, shit, getting the Pope cleaner feet, yeah and there's a lot of weird motivational, like speakers and yeah, a lot of scam artist, guys from in Beverly Hills like yeah. I created this company. If anyone wants to meet here and talk about periscope and- and you know just

random women showing up like oh you're, a millionaire. I saw you on periscope. Well, it's creepy that is croup, yeah, I don't use it anymore. I used it a couple times at the store, like- she can't be fucking bothered and also, I think, there's just got too much going on as it is. This stuff is already spread me thin, whether it's Facebook or twitter, or Instagram sounds like it's enough. I go long periods of time without using any of it, speaking of which will take an instagram of you right now. I'm thinking, I think my latest thing is Facebook thinking about getting rid of Facebook bot. I completely I mean I just smile. Why would so you get rid of Facebook. You know when they, when they do that shit. It's like six years ago today, you did this and you're like. Oh, my god, I completely

forgot? I had that on their small parts in work smile again, it's not like you're happy. Now I can I get my teeth fixed. What you doing your tooth tooth is just I have a tooth that was supposed to be replaced. Twenty five years ago, I have a two that was. Was it's like twenty five years ago? It's just a temporary tooth and I haven't fix now recently, it's just like stained. It won't stop molds obtaining now. I think I wonder why cigarette coughing weird it's supposed to be it's supposed to be. My mouth though or like. Oh you know, you could wear this for like a couple of months, but you should come in and probably replace. This is just a temporary twenty years later, guys guys. I hate the dentist and that's one of the most illogical fear spheres. The dentist I had a lot of trauma as a kid is in a dentist, though, so it wasn't a happy place for me

what about that? Guy? That was a dentist or doctor in San Diego. He raped eight different women eight and they gave him a year of house arrest, he raped ape different women while they were unconscious, put them under an fucked them and this guy about a year of house arrest. Why is that rich culture repons that's one of the times. Why I, aside with the social justice warriors, I work? Well, maybe it's right, and you see things like that. I mean obviously you're dealing with three one hundred and fifty million people in this country. The number of human beings in this country is fucking staggering. In that staggering number you're going to have cunts there's absolute, going to be a certain amount of people that are just horrible, and this is one of 'em in the less did not fun, don't know he fucked up. He fuck, then he penetrated them when they were unconscious. I look at him. He doesn't seem like very dangerous.

I mean I'm not lying right, didn't they say he had sex with them. I'm pretty sure. Bill, Cosby, three new women came out today, three new ones: Jesus one It was only eight years old fuck, this guy G Jesus Christ, though there's twelve victims. Ha, my god, he suffers from kidney cancer quickly pleaded guilty, sparing his victims for testifying about his crimes. Don't want to hear this man! I want this guy to just be dead. Focke and see ideas, someone could do that to you or your unconscious. Just you such was the creepiest things manually standing over someone, whether unconscious stinking always

going to do to them. Looking them ahead. Call you dick out rescue on their nose taking pictures. I had that once and it freaked. I woke up in another room. It was dark and like where I totally forgot, where I was counting backwards. Did you really like you thought you were unconscious, no, no. They get like learning where they make you count backwards, and then you wake up and you're in another room like wait, what the fuck happened where I'm? So what is, What is your fear about the dentist like? Did you did you experience pain when your kid yeah, when I was young, I was in a car accident and my teeth. My two front teeth got knocked in half that cut in half in this car axle, and I had to have a lot of different surgeries, and I mean I'm I'm like six years old, getting drills and shit in my mouth and then I've had them knocked out before and after that- and they put him in just like my growing up. I had a lot of teeth problems just like surgical stuff and

separate wisdom tooth compact to implant into my skull? Teeth are kind of annoying, stop thinking but you only get one pair of 'em they're, not even anchored in now. They come out. Get punched they fall out. And then they're gone forever, like what, like I've, seen, a lot of people get their teeth knocked out super common in MMA. It happens all it's, it happens in fights all the time while I'll be talking to guys even post fighting like my feet. Teeth are knocked out man. My teeth are like really loose right now, like you see the blood and they have to go and get everything wired in its real comma. It's a shitty design, yeah well nowadays with implants, and you know those fake teeth. Everyone it's really nice teeth stem cell dental implants grow new teeth right in your mouth Jesus Christ, from twenty ten, but I heard about recently it still sounds pretty cool specialist, the stem cell stuff. We've been talking about dude, I am a. Big fan. I need to stem cell with my knee. You probably do I'm a big fan of the stem cells.

Wouldn't say my excuse me. I wouldn't say that my shoulder is one hundred percent after a stem cell, because I still kind of feel it I don't have any pain and I'm not I'm not doing any sing heavy as far as like bench pressing, but I'm doing a lot of crazy rowing like heavyweights like huh dumbbells, one hundred and ten pound dumbbells, no problem, I'm doing chinups no problem I'm doing hard sets of chin ups. You know like like, where I'm pulling to fatigue, nope problem, I'm doing pushups. I haven't done any bench press, but I've been doing like a lot of sets of pushups 'cause. I don't want to tax the area too much 'cause. It's only been two months. I keep waiting for it to hurt the next day. No problems, no pain, one fucking injection of them cells, wow, and it seems like every day like the Easter, like click and crunch, a lot every day, the clicking across

and gets lighter and lighter it's like it's less and less. It's only been eight weeks, it'll be eight weeks on Friday. That's great nuts nuts man, it's weird! Can you just go get another one or do you have to wait a certain amount of time? Before does debatable? You know it depends on who you talking to. Like Doctor Gordon says. I could do it all the time. Is it going again he's like it's just healing you is like they just what it is is just the stem cells will find the area, your body that's having an issue and they go in and heal it, but the other doctors more cautious. They like you, know, but he's dealing with football players at brain injuries and soldiers of brain injuries and fighters. That brain so he's like. Well your pussy. Yes, I'm wrong, you show shoot it up. Do they know what happens if there's if they inject too much of a dick gross huge grows a second head and they fight to the death. The first head in the second fight to the death. Then you have to kill the dead head. You have to get chopped off. What, if you put stem cells in sperm and then it makes it or put it in

stem cells? Pro taste different you probably wouldn't enjoy it. My my friend who works at to hone ranch. My friend Brian sent me a photograph when people get mad at people that hunt knee to understand that one of the biggest things kills animals like deer and elk. Is they kill each other? This big giant Elk got killed by another Elk. They stabbed him to death with its antlers, so the size of that fucker is huge huge. It looks like it as twelve thousand three hundred and forty five six seven eight points on one side and seven points on another, so it's uh enormous, enormous elk and and uh Elks stabbed to death with its antlers, and they found it rotten with holes in its sides. Nuts, damn right now at ten killed up to ten killed

in shooter in Oregon College right now today, right now, fuck twenty injured, shooter, open, fired. You know what, if they had guns on schools. Here's what's fucked up that wouldn't happen. If people allowed to have guns on Campus if they were armed guards on campus, if teachers were allowed to carry guns of students were allowed to carry guns, if the Enthusia Sts like everybody's, worried that gun enthusiest would be shooting more people. I don't think that's the problem. I think if people want to shoot people, they can get guns pretty easy like this guy, but I think regular people if they had guns more often. This is a very controversial stance, because a lot of people think get more guns is more problems, but I I think that a lot of reasons why these people, that are horrible, horrible people to go and do these things and shoot up schools's 'cause they schools are not going to be armed to same reason why they don't want to go and shoot up a military base and less they're trying to suicide. You know I mean like sick.

The guards are like security guards as teachers. I think teachers should be able to have guns. Police said a lot of coffee reading. I had an unknowable. This fully fell out of colleges, some colleges yeah, but this is a community college seven about. They didn't yeah I've just and you know how armed are they. You know how well prepared for something like this- is terrible man. This fucking shit drives me nuts. Just in again, if you look at the numbers like everybody is like terrified and when things like this happen, people call for gun control. I totally understand that way of thinking. I understand that you're saying the problem is that guns. We have to take the guns away from all these people. We definitely have to keep guns out the hands of irresponsible people. We definitely have to keep gun out of the hands of insane people. Definitely that's one hundred percent, but idea that somehow or another crazy person doing something bad should prevent a

rational sane person from having a gun that doesn't make any sense to me. It just doesn't make any sense. It's not logical thinking. The problem is guns? The problem is insane people and if they didn't have ones, but they had bombs, you don't think they'd be setting bombs off all over the school. So what are we going to get rid of explosives and then we're going to get rid of sharp objects going to get rid of everything? People are the problem. People their access to weapons is certainly a problem when their nuts, but the No problem is that they're nuts, the vast majority of people, that I know that own guns- and this is where it gets crazy. This is when I go to the gun range there. Some of the nicest most polite fucking people, the people that I know from the world of hunt sing some of the nicest most polite people, they're they're, really friendly folks they're, not bad people like this idea that you're going to keep some psychopath from guns by taking the

sounds away from everybody. That's not not smart thinking. We have to figure out why the fuck people want to shoot people we to figure out what the hell makes. Someone want to go to a school and start opening fire and killing a bunch of students that so we have to figure out 'cause they're the problem, it's not the actual weapon that they're using is not the problem. It's the actions of the human being in their mind, fucked. You know people are you taking you more guns, but why are you taking away their guns? They didn't shoot. Anybody like it's, not they're, not the problem. The problem is that, but that would be willing to do something like this, not keeping the actual the actual objects away from people. It's keeping figuring out what the fuck makes. People want to use those objects. You don't have a gun. Now, an now not real one a lot of fake ones. Oh that's good! What do you do with them? Sticking out your ass play, cops and

hours on losing again shit. Don't rape me with this gun TIM. I can't believe you do it again pretty much. What do you fake guns? I need to go. I need to get a real gun. I mean I have no problem having a gun. I just I only have fake guns because I was for costume, but it's not like I'm trying to really well shot of real rifles with being made. Video, that's fun. I gotta go next week. If you want to go yeah, I'd love to go going to go on Monday or Tuesday I'll. Let you know it's fun. It is fine long. As you have proper ear protection, fun makes it goes fun to shoot. Those hard drives that was fun. This is a small target, yet to really concentrate yeah I might have. We should try to bring some other coolest to shoot yeah. They don't want us to, though, create some ass. You know we didn't even ask we just brought him out. There were kind of thinking about it blew those hard drives to shit. Though it's kind of fun

It's uh! It's fun to shoot things like people, don't like to admit that for whatever reason, but it's fun guns interesting thing about the new Iphone I found out that they actually have water seals inside of it. Did you see that video this woman put her phone in there for, like, I think, was like an hour or something like that? Underwater no problem still work, but everything works. The power port were works, everything works yeah, they tore it down. They found there there's rubber washers around almost everything now that it didn't used to be there, and the reason why they're saying that is Apple has that new trade in program every year, where you can upgrade to a new on, and so now there's going to be so many people returning their phones. They don't want to have a bunch of ruin. Phones, you know. So it's up to them. Thanks apple, I haven't got a new one, yet you get new in it. It's bad!

ordered right now, but yeah. I'm on that program, where you can get a new phone every year, so back ordered already yeah. It was backordered immediately. So when you go to the apple store there, backordered sons of bitches thirteen million or something in the first couple of days, people love him. You know when Louis was here from Unbox therapy, I'm telling you that that active galaxy that I think I like that better than all of them. In fact, that's waterproof. As that shock resistant case really really tough screen. I liked, on the best, it makes sense yeah. What is an apple going to apple sport? You know make make a phone like that, like a little bit smaller screen like super rugged, make it super waterproof hard on the outside camp. Break it make it up, make amends VON Braun, Amanda Fun. I gotta get out here. It's very one thousand two hundred and fifteen I got shit. Do anything else going on I'll be in Fresno. Tomorrow is SAM Tripoli. Oh, that sounds like a day and night trip drive home son.

They just added a second show. I'm gonna be at the club, one casino you can go to tickets. I just got a death squad, dot, tv and click on toward its powerful SAM Tripoli. I ran into him last night. He was telling me that he's a he's auditioning for the tonight show got something going on. Oh really, yeah. It would be awesome to see SAM do four minutes on it tonight share. Could you do like four one slash two minutes, but there there having comics on that's interesting, yeah, it's in New York. They ask we do it, but I don't think I can do it. I don't think I could do a foreign half minute set. I wouldn't I wouldn't even know what to talk about like I don't have that kind of an act. When story is she even then it would be like God, I have to really know how to get out of the gate fast. To do four one slash two minutes: we have fun writing exercise files motivated, but I'm not now Fresno so desk

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