Wayne Federman is a comedian, actor, author, comedy writer, and musician. http://waynefederman.com/
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my guest today is my friend Wayne Federman Wayne, and I we
on each other for fuck at least twenty years. He was
an episode in whose radio we did a pilot together for a tv show called?
overseas by the same guy pulse hymns created news, radio. It didn't go anywhere, unfortunately, but I had a great time and I made a very good
and in which freedom hilarious he's smart. These interesting guy spit awkward, but who is it
enjoy Wayne Fetter Man, and I hope you do to please welcome Wayne Feder,
The will gain experience when freedom and how I sir, I'm swell. Thank you.
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first time anyone's ever said that real on this
broadcast when I asked
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only posted Atween, Fair,
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thought it was you, because when you go away and have it, it looks like I always had to have this Castillo. I dont know. So I stole your password. Somehow some had that's that's the scariest part. So how does who do not respond? To that and I dont know I tried to go through twitter in here
wrote me is like. Oh, don't you remember we, and then he told a story that didn't happen about,
Karen I mean I have it on here. If you want to look it up but
just say anything to do with this guy, this guy's a liar zone. But now this
The first time I ve talked about exam more could he has obviously access to my password near so
so you're pass when I had to account I had at federal men, which is my main one, my talking too loud ahead of I get it.
It's? Ok, it's not something to be excited about. It mean that's your fuckin name. Yes, someone stole it. I had a better man and I had at Wayne Wayne fatter Man and then a mouth and one which is going to be to put people to add fatter bank. They like that when all better. Where do I go under
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tend to thoroughly crazier these conversations or wherever I don't know, I just like I'd, like the simplicity of it. More than Wayne Fatima
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yea, was his real name. I had
I think I had originally Joe rogue
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this guy had Joe Rogan, so I contacted them
and I said he man can. I borrow it from me. I said sure then you sold to me- am I to ask
a number of the Amber women now that I'm thinking about,
this might not totally be true. That
being Myspace, I think Myspace I bought.
I think our biological Rogan on Myspace. When was the last time we were on Myspace. Oh, it's been never
I guess there wasn't even make I think, every seven years, you're a new person. They.
That yourselves carefully completely. That is again that ruin me. So seventy!
it's been more than seven years for sure. It's we're right. It's weird Alex
people just decide like everybody was saying, but Myspace is dead and then it was like
shit myspace is dead time to get the fuck out of there and I'm still I'm still on there. Are you coming I'd? Never
I get her anything but its use it now now, but, as you know that I still feel like I'm on there
and there's a girl. Can I make a recommendation about a girl on my spends now? She's,
what do you, but she wrote a song years ago on the ukulele which is
one of the many instruments I play, as you know, and it was called my hope- is the name of the science. My recommend and it's about pair
hence forgetting their password to shut down their myspace account and their kids is teenagers. Reading that in the future I tried it
but my myspace done was no good can shut down only they want, they want to try it out and I think they think somehow another it's gonna come back, but then it just gets
old again, given us from Santa think, like they d keep trying to move around, and so I am not mistaken, and I know I don't know
you're into bands. Organ of I would find out a lot about you, but, like I feel, like ban, still have a presence on Myspace Jamie.
Not bad you wanna see, I don't think anyone Sunday, that's! Ok! I get the data liberty that movie yesterday. Econometric has again was a good move.
The book to. Why look you read a lot of times. I can't read fiction really,
your inspection, gets wet, were learning by Wayne Futterman today, every both I prefer fiction, though I think for reading, but I like reading nonfiction to read the book about coyotes right now, obviously fiction now
Let me
you can have a nigh eviction of better targeting collection. I would use
a car that title even sounds like
and it's like a spiritual supernatural history of he,
and give me one fact. I need to know about. Ok, they're, wolves, the same
yeah aimed all of em. Exactly the same. Animal like a dog is exactly that
You know a dog and breed with dogs
Kyoto are wolves or a small wolf and their regionally called prairie wolves, yeah member, that has a history of the name Coyote they use
call them already, but it landed here is to call them in their early settlers call them prairie walls and the first encounter them like Lewis and Clark through the first shot one, and they thought it was a fox,
they want to see what it where they shot it they examined, and they said that's not what foxes, small, Wolf Classical like
Let us examine this killers, shoot to kill it unless they,
look, we area so days to calm, prairie, wolves and then the trappers and counted native Americans who called them caught Koyo, because that was the aztec word for them. The aztec word was coil
and then the trappers encounters
or the native Americans encountered. Spanish people from Spain, they called did kill,
today, because they would they had the spanish pronunciation of the word Koyo and then
the trappers could not say Coyote, so they started calling Coyoats so kind.
Its Coyote and Prairie Wolf. Those
the original names and, of course, coiled, which was now as technology you still have for honey
twenty more pages to go the books fascinating. It's really fascinating, what's really fascinating, spiders goddamn floor
which only last night what I know that name there's the book there we set up on the screen and natural supernatural history.
Why would we
interesting is the more would like the reason why coyotes are all over the country. Now there, every single state, every single
even though I know not. Why states not really
it's a country. We stole we stolen island from bunch brown people, it's fucked up Wayne scalded state, its bull shit
the last day in their own country, nineteen, fifty nine a chaotic came yesterday. I don't buy it
going to leave me alone will depend on these very good. I feel like anybody. I think they should you know probably protected by us, but that their own country, I feel that give it back.
Like yeah. What area along
Bulgaria. What would down those whose turn it was about Australia, Willie? I was about eight originates yeah. How do we see?
give it back the outlets.
They would drive around. The time has come to say glance.
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think there were one had wonder, but I remember the like the lead singer would like
bald guy he's using tourists, yeah you're, intense,
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are they not remember
but our members are getting it back in
What about Alaska, give it back nope! That's
the natural, even though is not part of the who else is in my view, is inadequate.
Did you with world zones it who, in Canada
give it can give it to me
just give it back to Russia and then connected the Canada, which is
you were given up away. Well, I'm just time at the last two states that became,
Alaska was its own country, couldn't defend itself, plus a lot of military in Alaska. U S military! I say we keep Alaska, ok, picture we're back to forty nine states. Yes, you know to help the flag, because
then you can do the seven by sovereign right. Well, that's Yale thing. Hawaii
as our own flag.
Nationalism that they have a really of their own flag carrying around with them like they? They express it every
data, the flat but where's. Last time you saw somebody will drive the californian flattery and after our true can I speaking flags you something crazy, ok,
I have spoken about her on the show you ve done to under eight hundred twenty nine
So I don't know I've listened all of em.
Soon. You have but six legs great adventure you familiar with that. Yes, do you know the six legs now you curious shore, there, the six flag
that have flown over the state of Texas. Woe. If we can go,
through on yeah to do more than just Buzz Texas. Is that it's not a state right? It's a republic!
it's aid can kind of bail. They keep their estate. There thought about baling before
They there's people that all about the is the word
eggs by apple, we're gonna nail? Your were tired of this.
Liberal, bull, shit, ok, so, obviously United States grant taxes state of Texas Flag, rent Spain
Spanish fight tax, oh yeah, yeah bits, but yeah, because it was
on its territory. Racially, let's go, I believe, Mexico, where girls whale, don't there's one crazy one. This is crazy. What theirs?
such could. It was obviously the french around it for awhile rule as part of the Louisiana purchasing,
I that's right, but here's the craziest one confederate yeah
tell when you say: go to six flags. The sixth flag is the confederate flag, that's not cool
I think it is kind of like a really big about you're like it. It's me muse
Margaret I got as the french part. That's the heat Confederate part there is one
that it was not that
fought long ago that he had in federal flag was our car that was on television, everyday right, you're, Talkin about
the generally Sazen Daisy do.
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on tv. We first of all the converter flag, is still part of the state of Georgia's state flag. If I'm not mistaken near that's
good. That's, especially because nobody I feel I can at last
if years, it's taken a turn up for that
entered Skinner, if you ever want to one of their shows, did you and I'll, but they they value with demand there from Florida, Leonard scattered. Yet from Florida, I'm a huge linen Skinner fan wearing Florida somewhat
sucks around. I gotta know Tom petty from gains will yeah did you know I go
and third else. Iceland gains will, lifting,
so for the three years ago I was a little kid
from the time. I was eleven twelve thirteen so,
We got here, there's the there's the flag to two thousand and one
up until two thousand and eleven, because I remember when Jimmy Carter accepted the nomination
In seventy six, there was like a big looked like a confederate flag. There. The Georgia delegation right down front, that's crazy.
Two thousand and one they had a fuck again failures to doubt sixty at some time in the last fifteen. Yet now you oil, that that was their state flag. That's insane
I didn't say, and nuclear hazards that I'll do, but due to hazard, unleashes a tv show about a bunch of rednecks. You know they run from the law
on trial moonshine. They used to sell moonshine
I didn't write such here that there was a show ya know. I know I've seen the the picture that guy I find. I guess, maybe because I grew up in the south like the confederate flag, not crazy offensive, but now it's like the Nazis
a great yeah, but it's amazing how it was accepted. Now it was accepted. The learned scanner things a perfect example:
the fact that learned skin and how that flag. They found anywhere yeah yeah in now.
You could never do that
didn't you. Kids can do that in a less
civically. That was what you are trying to be provocative.
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yeah that was their logo within their flag. Is there now
Skinner without us with the surviving members
nineteen. It's not really limit skin, and but right now is that with the what their cause
Mr Skinner, Leonardo very good at this late hour.
Try to Iraq that anymore. Now now they gave I'd like to Know- and I came over here doing it at our what year they did.
Give up on it, but I did it within the last fifteen years that they were like it's now: a symbol of hate as opposed to a cultural, Brian situation. Yet
there was a word about the culture of the south is about the culture. Now it s kind of their cultures. Can it connected to some fucked
You know that slavery yeah let ago that. Would you mean yes
about you gotta let go of it. That's what I thought so
gotta, we went through the security throughout route to this Coyote thank bike.
When coyotes you, you forced the female
ass to have more babies. The females litters increase their very strange animal. Like
Think call like when you hear coyotes call on Miller they dont do it again, do it again
in sound.
The first time I heard it for some moved California's like what the fuck is that, but when I
who dares prove example in ninety four
when I was living in New York, there's no fuckin coyotes. Where I was living-
I was Lienemann now's in numerous shell, but there's code near now,
Coyotes in Westchester this Coyotes in New York City, they ve actually gone into the city theirs.
My leg is dotted one Miguel do they are the.
Percent of an agent they're everywhere they are one of the most predator
large animals in North America. They everywhere there
every single day, just million questions. What is the population increase since the Lewis and Clark hundred percent? Yes, not only at the range the ranges increase when they're there, the wood with interesting about them, as when the persecuted they spread out, they expand the ring
when the persecuted dislike Jews wow getting number she'll you're allowed to say that legacy that I can't you couldn't.
In trouble, I suppose, when I can fly after anyway, Cody Books, awesome
how do we get to that level about books, Nonfiction, Aber China were asking about you words what you're talking about some book now I was every we were just
and while I was saying that I dont worry fiction well and you just this, that's the last thing. I'm reading I read only non fake. I can't get into it really
I could get into a coyote book. You know nonfiction.
But I like a like a jack.
In story has always been that one. Well
you know you had to in school? Read those books
yeah. You were forced, they'll, never got in the books that there were no really fascinating. My brother was, but I was not. He had Robert high land and all that science fiction books- and I mean I've read a few and I just get I just get. I do love movies like that's. How I get my fiction well movies are better if their done right, which really better is
television channels, the long form thievish, but you live around here because its
they can go so much more heated, elegant novel like an up. It's like a novel by your seeing it
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game thrones in the past, but it might actually be in the future. Speaking a star wars adjust stumped star words, not how'd, you do is about that song done.
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but that song was not in the original star wars, but it wasn't now. Oh my god
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Because I happen to be a nice guy. I met when I know I'm right I'll, never bet somebody
what a nice guy yak as it is late. I haven't even got out of maybe ten ten thousand
pretend I'm eleven dollars. I think I could easily again he was convinced as your rich guy
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blended, would you will probably the perfect age to see star wars is again
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I moved out as a kid, but I mean maybe not as much as you but similar similar similar to that. Yet it's it's. I don't think it's that healthy for kids,
I thought it was good and I learned a lot, a great skills we deftly do. You learn people skills
there are no community of People
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I forgot my confidence from martial arts.
Went to martial arts, because I didn't only conference on my getting this circle
in this sensitive I've ever seen in my life. What is happening now think that sensitive zones yeah you're less like I was just now of us- and I see this kid- you know eyes darting around no friend of sunlight was mine, really know yet
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something that's now with legal Aegean Sea near a bunch of those things yeah, but the there's stuff fits
you take now like there's an issue. That's going on constantly with you have seen fighters where they go,
to some sort of vitamin storm by some stuff and it turns out that these so
comments. Their buying have steroids in them, steroids, steroids, while yes,
Ok, when you told me you said you did take Jonesy. Yes, I took
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The now seems like you might think you from now all of a sudden. That's it my creeps in your head. That's it! Do you ever read the book.
Power of now.
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No, who got the worst. I don't
begin voice, it's horrible ruin, but his book is pretty good yeah. I remember
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I was ill. It was quite a few years ago that I was listening to it, the worst guy ever too
his books and Ionia, Stephen King, a really, oh god, he's awful
he's one. My favorite authors love em geography.
Of his red- is writing but oh my god, when he read it its death, like you literally
wanna fuck adjust. I still am
and to em back when it was cassettes, hand. I
one time. I fucking pulled that this string that this tape Atta Cosette,
right, so I could never listened to it again like this is fucking terrible right through to the garbage can
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as always behind you, I M a fan of wood, Elvis kind of is, you know,
like this iconic
crazy americana figure,
became a drug out and get all fat and sweaty and died on the toilet.
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certainly was a talented singer
but I'm a fan of him more of a cultural icon that I am even enemies, Jimi, Hendrix, yeah, that's not real see.
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Jimi, Hendrix experience, which is where I stole the name for this podcast allow at the name of demand
yeah, maybe Medium yells Pyramid were Mitch Mitchell there. That's the real one c of the scheme.
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to the back the boss. Somebody else had done it before her. Of course, a gorgeous gorge, scores and limit, even the front of the best part, is incorrect, but part what is its kind
very mean my new thing, but I'm like a history dude. There was a white section in the front right african American in the book in the back at the time to go black colored section. She was in the colored section, but what happens? What? If the white section filled up and a white person when
back to the color. Oh she sit down. You still have to stand up and give them your seat really. Yeah
that she wouldn't do it and that's that was started it
why
did not know. I know it's a small guenaud, but everyone says: oh, she window the bay. The bodes well, that's even grew
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rested, parks original see why,
you're totally right. Am I correct together?
what I've ever seen I've never seen this picture is a diagram like the Kennedy assassinated
fuckin magic bullet, Rosa Parks boarded the
and sat and I'll seat in the designated colored sex collars stops later the driver, told parks and three
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RO to move to the back to make room for a white man. The three blacks moved to the back parks slid
an adjacent window seat refuse to move, wait till it was even an ok. Just so
clear on this. Now that I'm learning something I almost feel
like now like they didn't even want him to have two.
Its neck, that's exactly what it was like. There was an empty see Europe
right in my region. I right near absolutely really interesting right. That is its awful. That's awful, that's another thing
this not that long ago
All these things that are not that long ago, the colored flag,
I mean the confederate covered, the confederate flag being on the state right flag of Georgia this? But you
this once it is sixty what year was at once. He like sixty one so make sense filling his axe and late fifties ran on toll,
Montgomery Alabama system,
legally and degraded wow.
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like houses with this photo from now say to Wikipedia photo. They might have done that after the fact right.
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yeah. I've never seen you yellow somebody like there's nothing else like us, both worked out and so like
can actually go there and set an extra Obama there. So they took the actual bus and put it in a museum. Well, that's it up the above, so much make it took us having outcast or something you have met the band outcast here I think it might.
Better in a museum yeah gas, but that is not a thing to have an amusing. I guess it is right. It's like what, when you decide what
you're gonna, one of those old west museums, went to an old West Museum in Montana, pretty interesting where what city Bozeman an embarrassment, beauty,
billions yeah. I know the whole tore up, they're, pretty awesome museum, but one of the interesting things about it was had these old stage coaches and these have to imagine taken one those fuckin goofy things crossed the country,
I want a long ago otherwise,
Having already been tried by horses at the theme of this, but not that long ago,
Well, it's really not that long ago, when you d, you get older and you realize I'm almost fifty rats half a hundred years
the wild West shit. Those two hundred years ago,
years ago last into their wild West is less than two years ago. Shore is post civil war. So it's like yeah a hundred
yeah well I mean when people first started common like what year was it. I think the wild West is like the eighteenth seventies.
Eighteen, sixty five as one slavery was barged. That's is that the
the wild West less has started
No eighteen. Sixty five went lip before that.
We're still travel across the country like well yeah milestone a deleting what chance I still feel like. That's after all that, but
I may be wrong, maybe around, because
forty Niners that that's eighteen, forty, nine their searching for gold in California, so
meanwhile, are obviously refraction across the country needs good point lookin for gold in eighteen, forty nine. We know nine or forty Niners retinue badly. Now so maybe maybe eighteen fifty seven
when was maybe on parties was the Donner paralysis that each other to get stuck in the mountain and their pass whew that deserve the ants trying to get over the Fuckin Rocky Mountain in the winter, not good, yeah, yeah, it's even its. It would be like trying to do with the hybrid
right, because this thing don't ever tests were here. The Donner Party was what is its eating forty six
he's doing right here I was running about the well. I guess it's meeting worthies still again, Lewis and Clark whether I need to know for so there are eighteen twenties is eighteen twenties
while we're ok ramrod around. So it's essentially almost exactly to engage all right tat. You re so fuckin recent though that so
Damn reason to think that too
hundred years ago there was no Chicago like as we know it giant, buildings and airplanes, no say
the disco, as we know it. No New York City, as we know it on New York City, was
like partner cosmopolitan, but
they they definitely had like buildings and stuff because there's some buildings from eighteen, hundreds in a lot of spot, but this this entire country,
back two hundred years and is now much here that
that strange really yeah.
I'm more think it's beautiful emphasising that to me. I just think it's incredible did not mutually exclusive win fishermen, current Grech snapped the opposite, could be both things right. It's all the above their there. Now I did this country's em. You know my big voyage lies my favorite. How about? Why? Are you a big hit
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yeah, you know now, I began on our other. Goggles do go Disneyland instead to the very high. While I word yeah, I guess I love the whole thing. Let the idea this country are likely to like what we went through.
I know of patriot is the word, but I would get may edged. I would say I am very appreciative of been lucky enough to live here. Yeah me too, will
These fuck! You actually think that when I travel whenever
the country's year ago. You know
I was talking to gentlemen in italy- I was in ITALY a couple weeks ago and was talking this guy about. He wants to move to
northern California once he wanted to move to San Jose honey. As this idea, this is his dream to take. His kids moved San Jose, and you know it was a car
interesting talking to you about it, and then it got cuddle sad
cause he was talking about his children is like there's where he lives. There's no hope verdict is no future. This there's nothing
to plan for there's no opportunities and recycle
really feel like my children would have an opportunity to succeed. If a gold go to America
while they mean that is what led my grandparents to come here, yeah you're, really what we did they come from. Italy
most of em my grandfather. My father's side came from Ireland, everybody else, my grandmother, my foes,
my grandmother and grandfather on my mother said came from ITALY all them and not easy,
the Italians and the Irish when they got here now, re known or music, any those stories sure where they passed down you are, we
oh yeah, absolutely an area and they were all circus performer trying.
Now now knew they were wild past two hundred years
Ro Ro yet same that same bank.
Same thing now I feel very, very, very fortunate and love it yeah yeah.
We are well when you go to other countries and you really cannot get a sense of first of all how real
this experiment self
it really is because
You know what we're in ITALY
we were out. I took some photos at the Vatican that puts them up on my instagram of the day and one of them that was probably not maybe the most impressive, but the most put things into perspective. There's a
or other vat again where they have the statue of Hercules.
This tile mosaic floor is seventeen hundred years old and people walk on it. Thousands of people were,
can this mosaic tile and its seventeen?
hundred years old, and it's just a title. For I mean it's just one thing:
in this insane. There that's the forward there,
at seventeen hundred years old and that's one
any aspect of the Vatican, the Vatican, is so much
seriously huge, an incredible it it. It is one of the most Breton
things are seen in my life and the accomplishment of people from hundreds and hundreds of years ago they put together this building. I call them artisans need des humans,
yeah, what the human beings can do is name I would just along as it is not quite as breathtaking is that, but just this morning someone posted Steve Jobs, announcement of the eye MAC when that came out in the nineties, lay nineties and just and then
the comments from the kids, who are just a guy with it, would below their minds if they knew
computer? I'm looking at this demonstration on here, I just out fast in everything changed yeah. There is as yet
good jobs. Big fat face and more interesting room. Looking like TAT said before this is pre t, shirt and genes or national nagging genes
yeah. This is jobs with a button up Girod way up to the neck and blazer an office. Man come your hair is get here, but look of chubby is phrases that poor guy worked himself to death, you failing
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his actions now Isaac? Now I've read many counts of people that worked with him, but I'm no ready biographies on him, but you know
snoopy I'd like you to answer a cautionary tale? Yes, you do you do I mean I think, there's there's balance to be achieved in law
I've necessarily think Ici bound to think he burned it. You
crazy and did the best to make an increase
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which companies in the history of technology a question? If not the right, probably they and it's a big part of it was his vision right
to me. The most amazing of all the things he did were work is those stores
like TIM in my mind,
can you imagine at a time in areas like brick and mortars is gone and everything is on, our caught are literally or company is about online rackets, eyes, internet! That's what I phone I'm right! That's what it's about and that he had a vision to go. I think it needs to store yeah
a store like I'm, so will you pay rent and you have insurance and all these other overhead costed Amazon
doesn't deal well. Here's is even better windows to copy on, we ve been deferred and they don't sell computers
there is really no stores and Microsoft. Storage me, I think, to calm window stores Dantes
well anyway. You go to him yeah, they don't sell computer, they sell their just as they have computers out there and you are going to buy this note.
Mercury cell lines next level. My name is next level. Martin unit is go and like it, you can go on like this laptop, you go to an apple store and you could say: hey. I want a retina fifteen
in general, I block and I'll go killer
we haven't stock. Yes, we do come over here. Credit. Would you like
receive email to you. Yes, I would well
disdain- and I know we didn't raynham- you can only get out there and you walk and you got a computer there's. No
starling that other than like you, gotta best by and by an apple or windows, computer migrants
I've stores will have giveaways special events and no computers. They don't
have anything there like showcases cases, for what they sell will use the windows.
Maybe they sell windows, let's find out Jimmy what the fuck do they sell just one in one day
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Terrorism was launched with their songs, so ex boxes
but my so they sell games the ATA Games and things,
when they were. What about word flakes of work
it that it isn't that a programme of theirs. Yes, what's the spreadsheet, without
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the downloaded everything gets downloaded now interesting. Now, let me now
just panicked and we're like ok, I guess we have to have some presence in these malls. With these apple stores. Are
well windows, computers are pretty fuckin good now and they had our touch screen. A lot of them have touch
rain goes out a one of those despise or whatever the fuck. It was
today and those check out the windows? Computers, as I carry interesting like you, could touch the screen, would you jump,
I remember me: I don't give a fuck, but window
have many more problems with viruses there. There
more vulnerable, ran, there's also a compatibility issues because he's one of things it apples done brilliantly is integrate all the parts,
So the fact that you have the exact same video card is a reality of the exact same motherboard everything works today.
Their everything works, seamlessly the price
bomb with Windows is what a suit is going to do is going to be different than were in Dallas going to do, which is going to be different than what and then
de you have all the drivers in order and then
different companies put their on proprietary stuff on there and then there's also there's there's more ways, and obviously our computer expert, but there's more ways to exploit the windows operating system apparently than there is to exploit apple stars, like
debating or no known as irish viruses allocate yeah I'm coming with viruses have been there.
The number of computer viruses alone old thing. I will watch NEO does one another document around Stuxnet and on how the egg, the concocted
This computer virus to attack the
iranian nuclear know all about this will do you earlier Ray? I mean I advocated and recognise that name, but there's that documentaries out now. Yes, where do you see it in
a hotel room, hotel room in Ireland. I guess there's a but there's a book about it now, and it's just like that's now scary,
Now. You can ruin machine when computer virus- oh yeah, correct. Yes, you can or launch a missile org
were shut down the power grid or do a lot of different things. Is it's crazy what they did
They relate to the United States and Israel if I'm not mistaken, YAP. Apparently.
Adele, went stalking about. How did they get people to talk about? How do they do it? Well, the p
on the documentary. They were not real people. They were like a sort of us
E. I version of a person they used to talk in their voice was all scrambled, and but they were talking about the developmental per
says and all the people
interesting, they were saying that all the people that work at the end, yet there there's two Dubbs people
like military type, people and then-
is like super nerds is like people with like one guy,
had their saint had a death star that he,
that a legos that sat desk and like they had
Donald Material Mark whom they had. However, s various lakes,
superhero dolls, like lane around staff, still COMECON type folks
and it was
interesting that the doors so describing the environment of working there. That is, these sort of computer folks and super nerds Super computer geek doubt
wizards rang poor working together with these military characters and the military character.
Sort of guiding them to try to create these viruses to attack
these very
facilities in IRAN had ok, so less aid again now
one goes on the record about this thing. Let's say this actually happened. Let's assume it did. Tat was built at the Vienna say. I thought that was just about eavesdropping Stuxnet now the computer.
Virus was built, nay, someone concocted, I don't think they ever admitted or know for sure, where four I'll find out in pulling up see what yak agenda. I understood that it was.
Israel and the United States and that's how they shut down. They
rounded, then, as I've dreamed huge state? Yes, they undermine the centrifuge and in IRAN
think even that is a little bits.
Regulation, I don't think that's been a hundred percent document.
That we actually did I or where that Israel was amount or both
I don't know if it's a hundred percent document there we are.
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in March the whole document are either I watched about forty minutes MIKE I get get the pointer and then he went back
game, it thrones with them. I don't think spinner breadth and want to do anything I was leaving. Things is watching it before. I believe, I'm a document not love would have seen.
Its awesome tickled. Ah you into that gene
try to get me to watch that take up there's a lot of
with everything that was fake, yet it looks vague at the beginning
I didn't know it's for real tie sought tickled. I saw the brand upon the documentary I saw wiener. Did you see that, what's that
Anthony Wiener, the congressmen. What is incredible really Joe
highly recommended. I'm not. I highly recommend entangled highly recommended this,
what's so good about wiener. Ok, you know it having had a
ex scandal, rice outside a sting sexting
door, the me and be my wife.
I'm running? I arrive resign from Congress, I'm running for mayor of New York Yorker that thing his axe may get this right. One of his top campaign AIDS wants to be a document. You filmmaker
It's like you mind. If I cover your campaign secure. You know me: I've worked with you before you were loyal Ex canal assistant during all these. My horrible scandal
in Congress, and all that I trust you. So he brings this guy in jail. You know that
and then in the mid any winning he's actually had in one pole, the the
or to win the mayor ship about. If any of my ship, the right word and then second sexting scandal breaks while full access to him as its happening inside.
Jesus and at one point I am not going to spoil anything will. Obviously you know the spoiler should have at one point. Heaved you hear the camera
his body, just go. Why enemy film,
It's my girl, your login Olaf carries while enemies,
I assume he got a piece of it right,
It's a hilarious like a spinal tap of politics. It's the full package mine blowing, one of the most, what the best document or is ever made about a political scandal fast funny insightful, not rages politics, it's insane best in an he's, a smart guy
We need a super smart. I it is great advocated great liberal advocate well
Bomb is like a lot of great people.
He has a bizarre sexual drive and
you're not allowed to express that if you're in politics is the one I mean if he was an actor
He was a musician comic. If he was, one of us would have no problem.
Black sorry, I fucked up, I have frequently than it really is check out this site for his next Netflix Special, where he would talk about it, but unfortunately
him he's in this bullshit world. We have to pretend you have not really sang sanctimonious about marriage yeah. It's not just that. Yes, antimonium sake sacred right little because of the length of gear,
but you were. You is not just that. It's also
Ankara said: yes, that's it right, I think so. Sanctum
on issues like you're talking down to people who are not doing what you know right.
I think there is also the issue that we want some one who is a leader who we have very unrealistic expectations of them as human beings. We want them to be completely different than ever
one we ve ever met in our lives as leader and lead us rain and all,
have the desire to be that one person that alpha who end
those guys like Fuckin Kennedy and
many many many other ones that I'm sure we don't know who was cheating on? Who were those guys?
are always Freaks Bill Clinton, they are always freaks, oh my god that
Stephen crowded, Stephen Crowd or made this this video about Hilary, and
in part of the video it was like are all reasons. Why should vote really? Couldn't it's the different things that she's done to cover up the
different sexual scandals and her husband was involved and what you see
List of sexual scandals- and he was involved in its like- oh my god-
and is only the women. They complained course mean how to be up,
gang, allows the rate of right or die. They kept the mouth shut. The new hang Alexis icily.
With that guy is going to be a goal for every one of those girls that you know, one of the out him for all the good dirtiness. That's the kind of guy that wants to be paid.
That's the kind of guy there. There always Dick slingers right, where I get any Anthony, does kind of addressed at a little bit dirty little Betty talks of Ghana once once a broke, there's Joe there's a scene in their. Where he's you can see in the car and his assistant like what do we say did this happened? Just wants to this decision is like trying to figure out. You know her rise, presses, acrid area
and he's he's you can hear in his head replaying inner views he's given before where he lied, like I shouldn't have said
add to the new year. I just had to solve problems.
Camera. What like I do now he's he's the husband of whom Hill yeah Hilary is one of our top advisers,
These can be very close to the White House. If trends continue on that predict,
Burma Disney hello, you're Hilary, probably comforted homer,
is used to this shit she's like listen.
About, and I went down on my feet: no less
and I hope that after that, IRAN, but when I heard the horrific
I heard them on fourchan. Yet so that said document era we would recommend a right of the ones have seen recently, but I love em up and down. I don't love em all, but a real, degenerate
de. I am a big fan of documentary to Gimme a cover, your favorite merchants of doubt she now, oh, yes, that is about these.
You're a company's yeah and then the bullets
you guys, are now yeah global warming yeah. This will explain the folks at home or we're talking about the same.
There. The cigar companies hired these folks too,
go on all these different talk shows like those talking head, split
screen, shows and like CNN, where some
What's a cigarettes have been shown to cause cancer? This is a lie. Patented lie, cigarettes are not addictive. They dont cause cancer it'll, just don't to wake up, and these guys
I would go on all these different shows and they would throw doubt
to the what, whatever the now
It was that the FDA aware was trying to say that cigarettes battery
the same exact, guys, not the same tactics but the same human beings same dude savings that guy's savings.
Guys. It wasn't in the fifties, was in the seventies, disseminate
exact guys went on a actually wouldn't when those lawsuits were going on. It might have been the eighties anyway
same exact, guys
then shilling for global warming. A couple decades later I anti global,
anti glowing what they were doing exactly this document. It's great it's good!
again it stunning wiener level.
I don't know I haven't seen we're I to see wiener. Ok,
wiener, would make me cringe yeah. It is I mean it's it's so human is the word I would well you may move
homer whom you can't be human and that world that's a world doesn't allow human behaviour. He was John Stewart, roommate, lousy, liking college or something right. Africa, but he's a great speaker
He ended its did some speeches before the first scandal he had some.
Beaches on the floor, the Senate, and
I remember listening to him going while this guy is going to be a force in politics, he's passionate, isn't it
elegant, and he knows that approach is good of framing yeah, his righteous yeah. That's what I'm saying unbelievable advocate there also another scene in the movie where,
kind of counting the guy on edge. You follow MSNBC it all now. My right, one of their talk in heads, has him on in its this almost like a meltdown interview, but
It's you see the interview on television, but also the video crew. Is there like just
seem him alone. You know what I mean when that sum is doing.
Remote Inner Neil just alone in a kind of has looked like I'm crushing this.
So it's not really aware like how bad it's going while its yeah
if your internet at sea it get you know it's interesting to me, is that the same time, what he was experiencing is melt down. Charlie sheen was rising like from the ashes talking about,
blown banging hookers insane you don't pay emphasis
she parental leave and errors. I go Charlie Tiger blood. Your point, you're, making exactly like there's settled the latitude of that kind of stuff.
What's interesting to me is that we sort of cross the divide, Donald Trump,
Donald Trump is allowed to kind of do whatever the fuck you once in a while.
And especially when he is competing against Hillary Clinton has been shown to
in time to be a fuckin complete, liar she's
an absolute liar,
a grand scale like none
Little lies but lies about all sorts of things. Like the origins.
Her name who she was named after extremists
he's a crazy person in cheese.
Politician and alike in an inn in a sober way, very bizarre character. So when a guy like Donald Trump, is competing against her
and you know it starts naming or crooked. Hilary like son,
When someone tried to get some traction by calling Donald Trump Womanizer and saying that rail he's a and he's a nightcap who cares a flock? Of course he is looking to.
A billionaire with a super hot wife who did lesbian,
worn by the way, to see that I'm an unnatural airport, maybe
think about it near dealing news took girls that some cover that some
photos that they put on the cover yesterday,
it was. Was
say millennia? I said with Papa
yeah sure powers are wowzer like command. That is not just the hottest first lady,
potential first, lady ever but off, to charts. It's like the difference Jean, like whose
tough, its fourth greater and MIKE Tyson Erect. What do I mean
Fucking crazy. I mean this
this guy is going to be the fucking president, its super pop at super possible. It's not just fifty fifty, my aunt, because I think
as time goes on. She looks worse and worse and the only thing that that saves her is his outrageous nest and I,
I think he hired that guy who's, that political strategies that he hired matters but do not remembers named Pa Manifest Citizen gets his chief if sheep
this campaign, the most recent now that hired about three months ago, four months ago, but the idea was
This guy is going to shape the new.
Like the ideas like he's gonna go, I've got the nomination. Now that he's got the nominees nominations cure. Now you go after Hilary and you bring in all the people that are on the fence. How do you do that? You become more moderate, you become more or less outrageous with your statements and you try to point out the benefits of. U verse. Is that the problems with her course? If he does
zestfully. You think he s jams, yes, one percent as a chance he's the fuckin report as a chance there's a lot of
Well, there's not going to vote for Hilary because they do not want more Democrats and offers like ie fuck enough. I just eight years Clinton and then the eight years ago
and then he got eight years of Obama.
Stands to reason that you're gonna wanna have eight years of some Republican. Now you, but I don't know, I don't know I mean I died, looked at the polls and I thought I try not to follow is feeling so overwhelming desire, but I don't know I feel like she's in pretty good shape. You think so. That's again, comedian like General, which today, which today the second
of August? Yet so does I'm saying this on saying we vote in November we get along, they d, get we. Ninety nine did Jerry Johnson is gonna, be on your shop while he was possibly. I was with him yeah or my we're on a tweet with a monopoly,
We did something with my name and is now right. That's the first time ever in most likely he's gonna have to pull out on Thursday Booby baggy, and we already had a moment before. I was whose great great he's great he's a good guy.
Is a seat mind. I don't know if I agree with him about everything, but I agree with them about most things.
You know he's, got some interesting ideas, but he's a reasonable person.
Like an actual reason, tells me I guy and then the more he talks in the more he the more he speaks,
Was someone is gonna, get hurt by him being around the question? Is gonna be Trump or is it going to be clean, someone's gonna get
by this reasonable alternative and this
This is added to that everybody has about who you throw
Your vote aware of your vote form not at
but it does. This is this. Is this
stupid attitude and the only that could possibly potentially fuck a third party candidate is the electoral college. That's where things get really weird the electoral college, the idea
the representatives in our key don't necessarily vote for you know the state picture represent,
it is the representative is the one who kind of puts in the vote now. So it's that fuck em, but and also the idea that you're gonna throw your vote away. If you vote for a third party candidate, that kind of oxen
but we're gonna have to come. It is going to come a time where we realise how ridiculous to purchase party system with you on that everybody is who thinks it's great, sending. Finally, the person who thinks it's great-
Think the DMZ and the urgency think it's thicket to participate in the day.
Aids and get money, and all of that and giving it to regulate what did they did their wording? Ernie nomadic
or Bernie, Dynamic, Hannah Dance; they rigged it and then slowly immediately goes to Hilary campaign.
Juicy reward, come on over what you just
now? That's a middle name. Yes, oars stage, you talk about the fighter, yeah! Ok, because I guess again, I you know
like talking politics. I it's like talking about a magic trick. Well,
I really like NATO levity. They didn't really meagre Loveday man, you know the right note. We do know what's wrong. Let me ask you about this, then please to talk about Michael Page, drug, Michael Venom page. I worried that middle name. Yes, oars stage, you talk about the fighter, yeah! Ok, because I guess again, I you know so much more about this.
I did, but I saw the highlights of their fight and then you tube his other fights yeah and I've.
Never seen anyone fight like this. Have you watched his other fight because you ve gone in particular
arms fights, there's one in particular, where he's fighting askin
I may get down to the ground and grappling around all of a sudden. He gets the guides for causing a leg. Lock you just a guess foot and he looks it
Mr Smiling Disease, turning its foot and then the guy eventually ETA yeah- and I was like this- is like the his hands down.
Dial well white hands down while you can? If the thing about it, is he
a very unusual so scared
what he is. A sport karate champion sport Karate is point fighting is a style of fighting
where you they Canada's die, then I thought some point courted crowded tournaments. Just tell me just quickly at our point again:
point. Karate is the way
taxes like there's a judge on one side as a judge in the other side, and there's too there's welded and offer them to several judges and is too fighters.
And they stand the outside and the ideas there.
Blitz at each other. They die then, and the idea is to try to
you're the guy wants, and if you tag em, if you do timely, stop the action, the referee steps in
and then the referees will point like oftentimes
exchange blows and the referees will say
I got him with the straight punch. I got him with the round, kick and
There's no consensus. They they continue to fight. No one gets point, but if there is a consensus,
one guy one, the exchange they will give like. There's a great point. Karate fight between
Michael Venom page and
this guy who's fighting in glory right now. Raymond Daniels, whose also
Oh, he was originally a point karate champion who went over to it
Boxing glory is a big kickboxing organization, whereas Michael page fights for Belarus.
Fighting Emma may, whereas this
the guy who's egg, a champion as bilateral like yours, and this is them fighting right
right is up.
Jack Daniels yeah. I I
see how they fight they wear these.
What's on and the idea is to just swore once I get it to die,
I then and hid each other and then get out, and if they can,
at each other and score cleanly I'd watch what happens when they said.
You'll see it so there?
bouncing around they ve very fast and the
idea behind this is the bullet son. I noted leaping in attacking see other bolt of their hands down. Well, I don't feel like you're. The guy has its hands of a little more than Michael pages megabyte I'm white, neither
Cs Bigham download out they both of their hands down.
In the other. Guy lives his hands up occasionally, but now they both have their hands completely down. The orthodox method.
The holding hands up? Your hands would be at your cheek bones. These guys
not fighting remotely like that. They're, both very similar understand
but this guy, I guess you see I don T like eighty people on the ground who goes to this.
Security students most it's mostly people that are either their students. Their fellows do
are competing in their sitting there watching or they're, going to compete and watch the families of the people competing.
You never really became much of a spectator sport. I can understand that, but it's
very unique talent, the ability to leap in and perform those techniques very quickly and most fighters
don't have that timing and they don't know how to avoid it and they don't
The ability to avoid that crazy, bummer house, good, very good, very good, will use a world champion it. Sport, karate.
Forget about that stuff is world champion and
What are you how to do, as you just had to learn, take down defence, and then he had learned
submissions and some grappling takes.
Diamond learn those things. But if you are the type of person to become a champion in one aspect of martial arts that type of intense dedication and focus, you could transfer them
potentially to other martial arts. If you have the time- and you have my inclination when I read something that you said, that was the worst injury you ever some yeah is that
I personally you now known as the worst enemy. I've never seen him to get their skull crushed.
The worst injury I've ever. I seem broken off
but our bones: that's fairly common nine. The year
The bones around your eyeballs are fairly this fragile, but the forehead I've never seen him his forehead yet crushed, but as a perfect storm
yeah one. You are least arguing in he charged in trotted shoot for take down and page caught him with a knee. He leaped in
caught him. What's the name of that jumping me saying have jumping me,
jumped up and hidden within the governing jumping. Need that sound again again, indian me
jumping Ginea LAO
intense see Joe yeah was intense yeah, I mean
I'm kidding I was. I was like well well,
It involves and martial arts for more than sincerity, AIR Euro childcare more than thirty years and of net.
See none injury, a nursing that bad well, I
saw also your buddy. I don't know, if he's your buddy silver, which is four times
it's over Ayrton Silver break his own leg. I seen that before,
If she met a coupled. Have you ever done that now network amount of your own legs now, but I did get my legs broken before a broke, the knot of with it.
Libya has a large and ban. I broke the fibula somebody a wee collided. It was actually a sparring session,
a friend of mine through a kick out through a kick at the same time in his heel, hit my fibula in it. I gotta hairline fracture my fibula, but not broken, like didn't break like that
you could of sea. Have you seen him before? Yes, sir,
What happened Anderson as he broke it earlier and then broke it all the way through see he cracked it.
One click did he threw in really right, yep cracked it before that, because he it was, it was hurting and then he threw that kick.
And hit the exact same spot and just snap like a twig that's accordingly,
manager. His mantra feels like he broke it before that and then
broke it again.
Very unusual, see summons legs now, like that, but never rounds of their desire. There, I've seen it happen three times those cursing gay.
Turkey is always the person taking the person kicking
when Sir only occasionally is,
person on the other side, but it's
The differences is where your kicking, your kicking with the middle or the body
of your shin, which is a sinner born,
Your cup colliding with the top of the knee where the
the tibia, unless the knee
didn't seem possible, distancing, gotta get there. You could see it as I do. I guess Napa here. That's your member joked Iceman! That money like yeah,
broken legs are particularly disturbing for Paypal does Ganem Tyrone spawned, wouldn't you say not, for you like me to bothers me
but you're looking at me, like you, people know that probability Wayne
I have seen for sure
I have seen way too many people get injured right.
So you're, more immune. I've told the story before, but this out my wife was there
egg she. How card hatch you know like the back of the hatch and she had a package in she lifted her head up and hit the corner the hatch and cut her for it and bloodless, poor, none or add she was freaking out. She's bleeding and I looked at it- does nothing like a maker.
Stitch like like one stage, snuff indoor about it like to meals like walking off like this is now
and like I'm so used to seeing people just caught open smashed
broken no swollen eyes, cots all over their phase head. Kick knockouts arms
broken snap legs, tat torn,
partners, I'm so used to it, and that's just in the comedy clubs, whereas a mountain range animal and tried away so you ve seen it all I've just seen thousands of fights I mean I've, see, I've called prefer.
Finally, it least probably fifteen hundred far right right so
I've seen so many knockouts in and so many injuries I'm so used to seeing trauma almost too used to like it doesn't bother me
how can people getting worse and that was pay hung over hundred percent the worst? Definitely the worst nursing that that's your fuckin brain
and that's the protection that your brain has to the outside world. It's basically gone and if you got hit again
that same spot, he's probably dead, dead,
I mean how did he do that words had looked yeah now, I've seen
I know you you ve, that's the surgery,
the pictures on the rider surgery and when there is a little yet is that what they put in their little metal yap? Look at their you'd, see it it's those plates that
most likely titanium that they screwed in place to sort of
reconstruct his
still run of his skull yeah. They ve pulled it off.
And so he ever really ever Russell again fight. You mean
Naomi Sunnyside wrestle again that exist
Russian remains is if any psychological, psychological,
it's not. What I would be worried about, I be worried about. The actual physiological damage is more than psychology yeah expanding about he had to get his fuckin skin pulled back. I mean, if you look,
what they did. They literally made a scar around the top of his head logo.
And his hair line is essentially a giant scar. Now they pull this face forward,
and rebuilt his forehead with these fuckin bowl.
Everybody knows to think parities noses shattered too, but you known such a very, very significant injury and I just think psychologically you could never maybe get used to it
Do you see in her Gaza use get knocked out, does get use getting punched, you get used to it. It's you know it's a part of who you are if that's reaches
for a living, but a mean his. I knew. Where have you been knocked out like out not going conscious non urban yeah, I've been dropped, his enemy,
Uk owed got hit.
Legs went out like you get hit many eyes like stop working in, you is collapse and then I got back up and I got dropped again. The referee stoutly.
But I was conscious. Those last fight ever happened was a kickboxing for that was it yeah wiles already did you ever my? We now have a nickname around a nickname. If you could tell Lois, you guys know these guys at one with a moment's cyborg cyborg envenom Envenom gave clear, say you can go back pick a nickname, sweetie
I hope you go the investigator kissed each other who they were they would it argument with some like face a large important now,
now. I am anything how long time ago I am wearing in this Japanese you with a new and tearing knocked him out. Oh, he can t
that guy in June now me maybe it's a different one, maybe talkin
different when you talk about Anderson, Sylvan, Chris Wyman, were Anderson. Sevilla touched faces with wider environment. Would move is possible, this area that the? Why in hell
now. I know you guys. Listening on the bank s currency, but delirious like two guys faces rate up again, Annexes Sovereign Chris. Why now these guys were like knows too knows and then one guy kind of caste system and then the other guy kissed them back an allowance in their eyes you saw that one would probably have urged forgot, but the really funny one was Anderson.
Not interested over he's herring was doing a face off
japanese, german, remember the guy's name, but the guy kissed her lips and he faring knock
called cold as they were like doing stare down here.
I took it right here
This is he'd Herring, TAT
this crazy yours, bad mother, fucker, so they get face to face.
Am I to watch their Stanley face a fairly kisses em, both now calles em out cold,
then you lose the fight automatically in your hand before there was Kinspeople, so wait so we ve lost Japanese.
But look at things, but when it highly differently the job,
we might are rewarded him for this, because it's part of the spectacle it's a spectacle of Lebanese, like what the fuck man
kiss me shrugging failures, are like outside the Ghek S, don't fucking his daring. Now you know that guy won't kiss him do not,
This point down about look. He said he kissed a fucking ahead on road
maybe I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I thought I saw another one where a guy kissed, the guy, I think you did. I think you did on our roerer the guy kiss. Nearly I kissed, and I cannot deny- may laugh gay, not one member that it was the moment might Bernardo. We ve been a k, one bout babies, you know these. He has more than I do talk to me about the stair downloaded.
What about it? I could. I saw one your buddy Anderson's Sylvan, one cadets, one time didn't look at the guy,
lots of times guys. Don't look at em like bodily. Wouldn't strategy is boss route and didn't look a guy's fate or a million Ngos play when the greatest of all tat, not probably, definitely where the grazing s name again fate or a million Anko
Actual is a russian gentlemen. His name is
in Russia, the USA Fate or they say, Fyodor feel nor million acres, but it's it's spelled in. Obviously the English
as version the version of the way we see reality how different than the way they spell it because they use different Wendy, Wendy fight. Why he's still
you just started fighting again recently just fought and won, but looked really bad. This is a different fight. This is a different stare down. These guys can kiss too
at all: he kissed him and the other guy got mad wooing. I dont really don't have to keep watching guys, get suddenly and already known environment just loves guys kissing than that, and we must do so. He wouldn't look at that. Do you look down
Is we generally did you how
save energy? You can you if you get anxious the anxious about it, it's a waste.
Energy, not what's the word for like intimidation, nonsense,
honestly, it's nonsense because you're gonna fight its rights already wrapping already happen.
So you don't have some guys are really good at it. Some guys, like some guy and also some gotta, get angry of other guys, we're doing it, so they would out stare them down like here's. The best stare down
of all time, inanimate I'll show the best year down. Mercosur,
broke up verses, Vandalia Silva. This is the best stare now ever because Vander lay was these two is negative
the axe, murder he's a fucking sir
have it. She was a prize middleweight champion bad motherfucker, bad mother, but he was frightened Merkel Crow cop who is the head of an
entire terrorist squadron in Croatia and he's a real murder. This
talking about a different kind of fuckin, straight up killer and and
high level, kick boxer. So look at croak up on the left here to see that does the as a guy owes killed. Someone with a knife sees a fuckin, completely deaf
and stare down here, crow gobs, look at
him and he's not budget is the first time
Vandals lost, stared out vandals
was used to staring guys down, and they would
intimidated and crow. Cop looked at him like he was dinner and Croaker wound up head, kicking up
like video pull up Merkel, croak up Kayo vandals silver. Can, I say, haunted his eyes out one as I wrote his head. Kick knockouts ever gonna see her, but on a side note its impressive that you know all these guys names was part
a job I understand, but still I get illegal there lay progressive, like is impressive.
Impressive, because you don't know that if you really get other Emma may Fanny Billing CARE Rogan those those guys names that, despite another twelve fellow committee
and I just hate, it's a break. You gotta, be the only comedian knows all these guys name, maybe Adam Hunter. You probably know what he's he's a big fan.
Just by wouldn't know. Maybe, as many maybe does impressive. Well, I do
I don't. I don't know a lot of sport
it's like you guys we're talking about Basque. I want to show started, know Jack, shit about basketball. I there's a limited amount of data that a man keep in his head or a woman, I'm assuming right- and I just don't you know I have so many stats course cigars.
I myself ads, are filled up with Mme before we get to despise this. This is Morocco, croaker
there is a slow motion version of it
that's, two guys or stanza down I'll. I say
but the stair down is actually from their first fight. The head kick was from their second fight
let's head kicks, none are now around now. I know I was gonna, ask you of the sports, but you don't follow. What are your favorites? Will your lease favorites
I don't care about any of em. They gave him all illegal. I will you far case bar nothing waste of time. Ok, can you just say United
We always it is our right right anyway, but he forgot to touch the bag it on the ground through it didn t now. Is it because you think that this is the ultimate sport, because it
It's nice, it's not down. That is the ultimate sport as a loyal down. It is unquestionably the most exciting thing the two human beings can engage in Gaza, because now game is that I am consequent its high level
problem solving with dire physical consequences interests, they really do
mother. Yes, that's my it's pretty good
say it again, high level problem solving with dire physical consequences, ok, so too low. It's a widening of the gap,
baseball Zack. I think now that solidarity, when leaders interest Eighth bunker impression about Oliver I've been watching soccer recently because of friends of the inn at words and he's again soccer fan, and he actually is a soccer podcast and
he's been trying to get me in a soccer, so we watched bunch soccer games together, matches its fun it's fun, but when they get smack
accidentally and they go down like ages. I can't I can't is the worst thing I agree with you
did him. I looked over. The I'm like can support this kind of fuckin, pussy behaviour so horrible. I
that I agree with that
watch that is hard to watch because she lingered and editor combated or like pathetic. It's pathetic.
With every time. Someone knows when someone smack someone, you know ever knows you could see it, they replace you have to go down like a bitch. You have to hold your face and run
around the ground and agony. So
Finally, when you ve seen what I've seen you seen guys get right need in the face, like cyborg in alike,
is anyone man bantams near into cyborgs all. I know these guys names now. Do what disturbs me? Yes, it some, but it's
Trusting sport is an interesting sport in that you know it's there, some pretty cock
black strategy goin on there's a lot of move. Now I remember our talk to you about this. A long time ago there was a great episode of either you see.
And sport are ESPN when they brought you on to talk about how
horrible Mme was compared boxing
and then you in a very skilled manner,
apart, the interviewer in the other guy, with a your knowledge boxing,
then be explaining why you thought, Mme or I don't even know, if that's the rate,
what year was the Abbe
natural evolution. What was going on well period?
with yes, dear, go I'm sure you talk about that allowed on this by Gaster. Now talk about the difference. Now that moment,
no one- was it will as it there was a there was yes paean. He has Pia Ebay was the early days of the EU of Sea, where people didn't except the of sea in theirs that guy's actually becoming of sea fan and by
They had to realise this room for everybody. Look I'm
boxing fan I've always been a boxing are all of this. Oh yeah, oh yeah, my
my life. I've always been a boxing fan. Can I say something my Maxine
Whenever I hear the term pounds per pound that term right all, I think of now get us a little guy
Well, whenever you see it's, the most people think it's John Jones, I dont Elinor firepower are we is yeah? Ok,
well he's around to twenty one every. Whenever I hear that term diving well the diamond now, because most of the time during Roy Jones Juniors Day was him and he was a one- seventy five anyone heavyweight title- he be John Ruiz at Heavyweight Roy Jones, Junior guess
Only with the arrival of my thoughts, Superman away, which is one sixty eight, when the light heavyweight tightly fought as in any other way, divisions in Mme Course same
What team number now not this allows different numbers. Same names is very confusing. Like welter way, yeah Walter Waitin, boxing's ones, forty seven while
wait and Emma may as one seventy yeah. So those guys are budget bigger its is it
four name, because we have a one. Forty five wait class when it called featherweight now than ever. Ultra featherweight
now. They have abandonment. Many feather
yeah. Well, they have a lightweight which is one fifty five.
Without a small one, would have been five and boxing would be super super lightweight or junior middleweight or super well. Do it or junior mental era is thin air?
It does not in any classes embark in Emma may rather there's. Maybe people think this too.
Many in boxing which- and I have a problem with it, like the factors lot away classes, because it gives a lot of guys options. It gives guys options for championship encounters, but I think that
You have sea could use more weight classes. I think they should be away class memo. Every ten pounds has ten pounds is there's a big difference between a war
seventy pound guy and one eighty pound guys for insurance, so big difference in what they can do, how long before from the way in till the fight to they have
put on why they used to be twenty four hours. But now it's quite a bit more because now they usually let them start early in the morning
as early as I believe, eight a m, sometimes ten a m, so they have
tend to noon. To make wait now and the way in now when we do the winds, I announced the winds and I've always done always done, and now it's the official wait. It's not the actual
way and they don't actually get on scale and then the way and that they will they get on the scale
more for show it's kind of stupid that they get on a scale at all, because
on five already weight in evaluating anyway. I says we probably should not. Have them stand on a scale and do this nonsense for its really kind of foolish
actually going to talk to them about maybe coming up with a better solution. You need me to send it angry email. What you need me to do, tweet off the Fetterman account
people will know it's you, yet they look for Wayne FED up with us.
Federal measurement whose of Europe is at the sure I did. That is the way in which a shadow rod, which is like a charade when you're drunk off Shiraz, his at all
damn sure. I'd what's going on here, you could be indignant with only one failed way. It all the time, all that what happens to their fate
They either lose twenty percent of their purse to their opponent and the fight goes on.
Are they cancel. The fight in depends entirely upon their opponents. Choice like it didn't like yours
prove exactly as this past weekend is a guy named in Mccall and he was always nay Vida, you're, good relations and Scoggins one does what things are kidding. I'm ok. This is my thing, get guessing silly.
An Scoggins were supposed to get down to one twenty five as a fly. Wait fight. Is the lightest wait class in the USA. Let flies the lighter the lightest
there's one there's a straw wait for women would, which is one fifteen.
But there's. No, no males are always a vision million women, one fifteen's on it. Now, with my size, the name straw
literally your piece of straw. I guess
you never know about. It lies better than being strong, the better to be a fly than straw. Please you have some monsieur an insect
you have. Some boy would allow Bailey Agar, not lump sooner than the heat, some farmer
daughters, chewing on e learning, with a guy from the guest stations, I think. Well, that's so I think a straw. What do you think about it? I think tat is weak.
And let him stay what is draw straws like grass. That's been, though, that's hey
Rite aid is what I take grass and they chop it down. They roll it up and they feed it to cows. Right, that's, hey I hay bales
with strong is sure I stroller like there's little
the same on other the same
we'll find out what you see like wheat, in someone's teeth. I would think of wheat. More is like a stock that has little
flowers, on an oral I mean straws
stock, usually a waste product of wheat. Ok, the same thing ass, that's used as a bet.
Four barnyard animals, it's the waste product interesting, so the straws, the farther you dont use, hey, is typically alfalfa or grass is used as animal feed
Interesting! Ok! Now I know because I strawn hair. So would you rather be again? Let's go back to your question. The fuck about names, brow care straw fly, gives a shit honestly. I think no names
I think one after another- and here I agree with that- he's the one hundred and fifty five pound champion. That's what I think very clear. Now I don't like the welter we I'm going to fire
and my nerve Centre Wait Command crew heavyweight! You know
Another interesting thing heavyweight has a weight limit can be heavier than to earn sixty five pounds in boxing in the USA.
We don't have a super heavyweight division. We have a heavyweight division because up to sixty five and that's what sanctioned and then
to sixty five on up is Super heavyweight, but you have sea does not have and has never had a super heavyweight division. Data wanna see those guys that are not just never had it well that doesnt they don't have to be like fat. You made a fat.
Esther, think it easily beaches giant, like Brok, Lester yeah as to suck way he has to de hydrate himself to make the tuna sixty five pound weight limit Mohammed Fiddle. While you know a brand as the Basque above your
Now he's athlete right.
I've seen. How do you think he has sneakers Amy? How do you think he weighs private? Three enterprises were to seventy two. Seventy seven, if you huge ok, I guess he could have somebody that says. Yeah.
Yeah and you fat guys now, but remember that guy butter balls at him, but being
but are being moments, he died right now, he's alive
is her first
but he desired bouncer, something the became a
Well, I don't know what his deal was. I know he's a cook delete explicitly really good cook in Portugal,
nothing delights they find em. I may for awhile for boxing Kickboxing, Hudson Kickboxing fines. So can I go back to you
your last night, the shortcut I'm really curious about justice, somebody who's, like afraid of fighting Salem, bogus curious about, like you get hit,
do you think you are winning at that time was deafening wearing yeah? How now waiting there like a short story. I fought three times that day. That was part of the problem, but it was too problem
one of the problems was that you know the exact date. No doubt one of the problems was
I was doing comedy the time Anna was working full time, dad in Boston, yeah,
and I was trying to figure out what to do in my life and I was not nearly dedicated, as I was to fighting just a few years before that I was
Twenty one arm, I waited
me too. I might have in twenty two at the time or maybe a month or two before turned twenty and that's what I decided I was done.
Because I was I knew I was half asking it
and I was in train
as hard as I was just a couple years ago when I was fighting competing, and I was right Massachusetts to champion and I was competing in now.
No tournaments and travelling all the country
I realise that it was a dead end and then I had put an incredible:
amount of time and effort into something evade its best case scenario. There was no money and right run and then
God. I'd also had a problem, and then I started competing
entire window, which was mostly kicking art and very little hand techniques, and then I went from Tycho endorsed our training. It up boxing Jem and I realized
but I really needed em a massive amount of work on my hands, and so I start boxing and I was getting beat up a lot
because I was having wars in the jam and I wasn't always winning and
I was taken and we just let our enemies, wars, your have and you're getting beat up. Yeah just beat up again
I'm not gonna consciousness is impatient phase, and we all know that great Thyssen thing. Everyone has a plan until someone Pontiac things like what's going through your head, is it
as I keep move and thorough job move, your head, don't get hit as much that movie fee user footwork, don't stand
park is so easy all technical.
Sparring. You know you would
he's doing was I was there, was a guy named Joe Lake? Was my box and coach who's this? What happened? I was worth
looking at this place called Nautilus plus in Revere Massachusetts. They had this section of this Jim that we had rented out rise, big room. They we had
pointed out and I started teaching type window classes there and so
would go out, put out flyers and I would teach classes, and I also taught a boss university I had
on classes. It be! U unwittingly, flyers yet put fires. Did you ever do flyers for comedy? Know every fires for company? Did you ever stand outside a calamity club? Now,
It needed it. But I now that's a New York thing: that's a New York than this!
and now they can do so much of what tragedy a year ago, the seller dishonor. Guess it's funny. It's just like of all the committee is now known that alike or banned. You know you'll hear about these bans in the eighties starting out, I had to put apply a sort of fires and they are doing for Taiwan Dough ye out.
Four lessons in less than a gale. I think there was a lack of food
If someone throwing aside kicker some like than would be the name of this the jam and that phone number for this school, we could call- and did I know and did you- have-
name dizzy. I m no nickname, rogue, no nickname, who just said my credential
thousand MA. Am we now black belt and
the jars lack for
time, Massachusetts State Type, one, no champion one, the! U S open all you! Evidently, motorways of the sea are gonna want to that's where I live metals in my closet savings in the cotton. Now it's hang around now when we can very little
I don't know I've, never one. You know a boxing or a tie climb down one and if our solidarity now you're starting to her earlier jacket
we're having a pretty good time here, where we, I don't think I'm attacking, I think you're supersensitive, I am, I
Yeah I've, a couple sport strove football trophies from a real gave. You ok
team, but not an individual like this. I that's what I didn't like about teams it in.
I didn't like the idea that we are one together. I was very selfish. I wanted to win,
and I didn't also like the idea that we lost as Bobby drop the ball right now, I'm drunk and now I'm a loose his Bobby's, a fuckin klutz, I'm a loser like that is
So anyway,
from mom teaching
teaching of glass, and this guy Joe Leg was a friend of mine who is a boxer and professional box, or is boxing coach? It taught a lot of pro boxes in the area.
He came in and was watching me work out and he wanted to learn some kicks in wig. We start talking in a thousand boxing fan,
We are talking about boxing and he told me what he does and
He said you know, hey. How will we make a deal? You know some boxing, you teach me some kicking himself love it. So one
I started learning from these great coach and teach me boxing techniques stuff, like that. I saw realizing how little I knew about combining boxing and
came together and also how little I knew about really like getting
and rolling with punches in
missing that aspect of of fighting. So I stop
doing it and, as I started doing it and I competed and started doing a lot of sparring, I started
rising that what I had dedicated all my time to tag window was limited in a lot of ways like without learning how to throw punches. There is a real problem with it so,
kind of new that I was not going to compete in Taiwan to anymore a kind of new like wow.
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and there was no Emma may back then so I type window you seen Emily a lot here was no I'm happy.
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honey. What I mean I did kickboxing, because I wanted to find out about that. I gotta take window because I wanted to find out about that. I find karate tournaments did a lot of different stuff. They wanted to see what it was like, but
with Emma was around. I would have realised that. Well, all this stuff is all fine and Daniel is kicking punching, but it's only takes it down them. When you gonna do, I would have realised then,
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did you two and ninety. Ninety six and the reason why we are taking it was because of watching the you have c and seeing guys:
take off the grousing hoist Gracie, dominate guys and try to and tap them. I realized
ok, I gotta learn the stuff. This is some totally different stuff and did I kind of caught the wave like I got into it
the traditional Marshall artists as a type window practitioner and then went from that into all these,
Other martial arts that I kind of like sort of assimilated and plus I was a big Bruce Lee fan
as one of things that brutally subscribe to what it was
for he was the first proponent of mixing in integrating different styles together and his g couldn't
those style was that it was entirely. The philosophy is the star of sword. What's useful, take all the useful aspects of different martial arts and apply them like. I could almost applied a bigger things in life over.
Or glass and also their limitations of not doing not apply. It breaks the limitations of being very rigid idea. Logic glaring in your life definitely yeah for sure, because
a lot of people that want to think that you know what they do is the only way I like people that are on like windows, for instance,
people just like I never use back in our
is there some people that are Amado cattle? I die Bureau of cigarettes
sure democratic, there's a lot of people that gonna get real rigid with their left the evidence. I know my exact information comes our way, not interested dandy. That applies
because there is a lot of blow back or push back when I was doing type one down, then I started boxing
I started really getting involved boxing wait. There were people, they didn't want you to deal in Uppsala. They fell I've. Always there where your argument, I didn't need tools wasting my time or taking away time for my type window training. It was waste and one things
helped me that I started opening up my own school and when I open up my own school and revere,
away from my instructors, so I got a chance to train on my own and I've got you
to bring in other people and that's when I really start expand my ideas about what I needed to do.
What was and what was an effective manner
that body mine would also my friend might Blithe who had
Some pro boxing fights and we did some sparring together and he beat me up to
can a realise like man, I gotta, there's some stuff and a need to figure out how to incorporate now that's in well. First, love brings up a million questions, but back to my original question about getting beat up like just as someone who has the flight reflex right when someone to come at me, I am my reflexes opposed to brush it of movement, bleed and stuff, like that, I'm always does it did that
ever appear when you're just like fuck, I gotta I'm getting pummelled wiles, never getting public, just like the occasionally wasn't. No, it wasn't like. I didn't have a chance. It was like that I was just losing. I wasn't winning, but I was getting shots in like it. There's no guys that it we're pro boxes that I knocked out in the gem. So wasn't that I was, I gotcha,
percent losing, but I definitely wasn't. Winningly goes winning intact window tournaments
I wonder, was at a real national class level unless I got was beating yeah, but that's the problem when you really good at something you want to stick to only that I don't want to
The waters with things that you're, not good, you know in a weird liable, can draw a parallel to stand a chore because a lot of times like you get really good, you develop a bear.
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index governor lot lot of matrimony arise, moves nice so, but again, hypothetical, Dolly the Vatican
but then, if you want to expand your act, you have to try out nuts love and that under cut then invincible,
stand up. Comedian image did no. No pop,
Vienna with wonderful. So I feel like they do you think that
the parallel yeah for sure. Definitely yeah indefinitely
I think this also other things in life. I love doing things and I'm not good, like one things are really lasting. Yeah, perfect Temple
he's. Amid do lately is yoga.
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but has also hundred four degrees, and then your exercising in this fifty other people in Rome and are all sweating like pigs, smell, good,
fuckin hot, not smells terrible. Sometimes, is that the hardest not smell
the hard part is mental. Well, here's a hard part. You it
is going to be easy. You will always put a hundred percent effort into
each and every individual pose. So it will never allow lattices Illinois
we'll be less than a hundred percent effort, so will always be difficult. You will get better
maintain those poses you'll, get better range of motion. You'll get better at your ability to her
old positions, but it all now
or be easy. It's always gonna be hard. Ninety minute, ninety minutes sweat like a fuckin like
how does it and how does it now is there,
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I'm not good at it. That's why I'm the one reason I like it
One thing that I need to get better at. Unlike you see your progress, I non better at it now than it was a year ago. Now I continue to do
I'll get better at it.
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on each other long time are now ass right. When I close friends, we could be. Thank you. Thank you verging on this. Nice
yeah, but I am also on a lifetime self improvement programme. Yeah yeah, no question what kind of stuff you into well one cold yoga: have you tried them did acquitted snowing? Do it Smith?
we do it, and I did- and I still hope, even though no it do call yoga. I do
while I try to go now, I'm always tv myself. Reading on teaching myself instead
solid time, I'll bet, you're, really and amusements really into me. How many different musical instruments you not do well at play is the word
but how
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you'd know only nine point: nine percent of the time and
you know you're the only one that is this tradition
fuck that tradition, it's in the way those people to the right of stage they get fucked
sit down all we're gonna be on getting staring at the goddamn piano bullshit.
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piano and they put it off stage concern at a microphone there in the comics were constantly annoyed by that fuckin piano natural started out as Broadway sing
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things huge in the way of better areas,
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take some nay near you take a few feet of each side.
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the picture of many years before the actual armed released. Yes, wasn't? Yes, yes, that's the picture,
it was a good picture. You five guidelines lay spoken run with an American Matlin Loser because it here, why would you,
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through the years? First minutes from nineteen? Eighty four, oh
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in New York, as that we started near way from originally from Florida? Is that we believe is I built this crazy because I took got on connote. O analysis can
Why want to say where we are today of crazy fans?
but I was actually born in California.
And then moved back east. When my dad got sick and then he died, and then we moved Maryland my mom remarried and then we moved Florida and then I started
clear, New York, love, that's intense, yeah yeah. How old were you when you dad dad like a little over one? I have no memory of air
no so yeah so, but I started my as soon as I graduated high school attention we ever Florida connections, newly graduated high school, I got,
forgot to dodge again good moved you, not speaking a sports. You know where I graduated, where in a sports arena Joanna Gas, its gambling arena lost
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there they have a high lie. Stick they throw above we're gonna get young people that have bad rotate or costly, can't really throw a ball that sad right.
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its looks just like that. It's one of the few sport
in the world where you can't be left handed imply really neck is a wall you they thought against. The law can only be right.
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per se. The bog travels fast growing, hitter fatigue and its true, so they
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or highways weird. So I graduated high school from this is, and I tell you at some stage, South Plantation, I want some of this illness
also a balance, is off the wall and then they throw it may catch it. If you were left handed, the wall would be in the way yet why we won't be no cause. You would smash around my path and gets the law.
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go to the left and the right of you can go to the left and the right to make no sense. There's a net on the right where the audience is, and then they you the wall on the left. By again, does I don't want to die
but I may be wrong about this again. I've been wrong about a lot of things in life. As you know, I grew up hearing that was fixed
the highly was fixed. Wait you, where you seem like, like a fixed like fake, like they cheat
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three walls and one at each end, one side wall and one the left against which the ball can be rebounded spectators Abbe,
the chain link France on the fourth side, because the sidewalk left you would
dangerous and almost impossible for players to throw and catch with their left hands again makes sense and allow do but fucking Anna.
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I'm sure at least one of the eight matches that have entered the ten matches is fixed.
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The ball is now in that regard. It would be the easiest as opposed to a horse, my beloved more difficult.
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the nail and lose out like insane flawed
is insane and that's what I do. I get out of there three wisely audience in this in no way have the whole day their families and many girls is down in the arena. It we're on the floor on this
on the thing with three, with the three walls around you and literally like the bedding,
words are on. Both sides are like the canal that Dr Em, I think, the worst possible classic Florida that was Florida,
That was Florida, so I got out of air and then went to New York and went and why you drum and just the boring kind of like normal, well yeah and then started my stand, a catching the comic,
for my two clubs. I remember those places, etcetera have recordings from knows all the way
up to two thousand fifty
Mr Le Monnier, though its desperadoes do so that the whole thing here yet
and so yeah. I've never had a comedy I'm before. So not that I want this
the thing to me about this. The comedy:
Wayne and I owe chateaux by we met on the set of a pilot that never happened. Member that day,
Actually we met before that, while we may
before them, but we became friends on the set of that right. That thing tat overseas,
do you remember they did an episode of your television, yeah news, radio, one, and I remember some- he said to me jail.
Rogan research on this time, he said is
your time and news radio and you go. You know what you were doing. The piloting like in others,
certain kind of like special quality that happens amongst people that creates a sit gum as much to the writing and I just helping
capture them don't get Georgie were say. You said that it was more than a sick com like a successful system is more than just funny jokes.
Fortunate place too big, but they ve been actors and baths, and I once again they don't work the lad writing to you. Yet I have good writing you. No news radios like in a lot of ways was perfect. Storm was also profit
ass, got along and pretty incredible way like the way we jive together, like those that that's why you're here there was a
You mean even like guys, I didn't necessarily get along with that. Well, I Andy deck right whose dislike so much
work was hard to get along with Andy, but when we
did get along on set. We had maize in chemistry economically.
Are our characters.
That way we will interact with each other. Again scenes was great, but then it was also you know everybody
I was so good. It was. This tat was just a super fortunate place to bay, but they ve been good actors and back
and I went to London. Don't work
in writing to Vienna. Have good writing you. No news radios like in a lot of ways was a perfect storm was also perfect storm in that it wasn't successful how many years as a five
but it was never really successful and one point and we were number eighty eight and ratings. Do you think you're gonna get castle yeah every hour,
every year, the only year we didn't think we're gonna get cancer was a year we got cancelled. That was after filled died,
life, as we did last came back and did a season with John loves right. That's they season minded yeah.
We did that last season with love,
and that was also the text.
Same time. What we were doing overseas was during the
they create array. Our policy aims
and it is it is, it wasn't the same without fail for sure, but
the show was an owned by the right people, so it never got there.
Juicy have two friends time slot
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for a long time and it really well in the reigning psyche, member sex in the city or like we used to call sex in the shitty degeneracy that at that time he say,
not sectional city, Carolina, shitty, Caroline into sit as the one. There are the same thing in America, the Viking Chick show. I have them in illegal box category and then there was,
other when it was way worse, the single guide you or the single guy? Actually, I don't
Jonathan silver. Now, yes, it was like. Someone had got prime spots that you Gaia amazing spots. There was
number two number three ratings. There were the post friends this there was friends Seinfeld there was that that sort of
Thursday night Group
and that what used to be what you need-
to get on it. You need to get on that thirty nine line up nor to have sex.
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a different time them, because when they moved you no one knew where the fuck you are. We got moved nine, eight or nine times over the past five years, that's hard so around like Monday, night and Sunday, night and Tuesday night and we're all over the fuckin place and one time we're on Thursday, we were like number to do. Other favorite episode
you didn't hear than we did in space with space
Besides, I was ridiculous. We did answered the fuckin there.
Leaders were so goddamn good,
spoiled me like that's probably,
The reasons why I never did I said come after that, because they were so good did you ever gets done
yeah, I guess it on. You did something
yeah. I did was the davits bade one: were they
music. Just
me yeah yeah. I did an absurd of that at an absurd couple. Once did you don't always the difference between being on the show?
ass, regular and guess, starring liking
well, you know, obviously the comfort level. You know you sat near there all the time, and you know that make up lady in the sound guys in the beloved cameramen are all the same folks and become friends with them. You know, there's a comfort, comfort level there, but
just shoot me with all due respect. Wasn't good wasn't as funny. You know for you for me: yeah
there was something about news. Radio that was just really special is a lot of it. It was day. Foley was a big part of it to his day fold ass. The space up,
We did a whole emphasising that we were in space. It was amazing, Dave full
It was almost like the secret producer of that show because he they
gave him. The writers were so smart. They gave him.
Pretty much everybody artistic licence to try out new ideas and because the fact that Dave was one of the guys from kids,
with such a brilliant writers, a brilliant guy, very fuckin, smart guy.
He always been guys been. He told some of the most pressing
how about its doors and life about divorce? Good
when a man who's been an advocate
need.
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but it's a stone while right is not so calm down. Well, think, it's thing I think is holding on telling their ticket cancelled.
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He hid his his alimony and child support are off the charts because it
is based on the money that it was making during news radio, and then that was the most money had ever made in his life and never came close to it ever since, and it didn't matter, they die
you said dims one, the most depressing things, but the podcast your ability to pay
has no relation to your obligation to pay. So the doctors like look,
you, you establish a lightweight icing doctor the doktor said, or did he say doctor? I did
The job which has had a judge, some some soup character, some official
We did you just have a brain anywhere is now just forgot. What I'm talking about your right and we must take a break,
Are you trying to read right now? I'm trying to say for no reason whatsoever then get your own rocks off the judge.
I told him that, and he was just devastated and in a lot of ways I don't think he ever recovered from that.
When you find out that a doctor I mean the judge, is equipment
and in the system is so bad and so poorly constructive come alive.
I'm working on it. You been married now. Would you be weakened
yeah. It would definitely definite signal other Ladys. Let him know already yeah, let I'm the earth's climate means almost best. I feel like I'm gonna, that ship with yet of having a family
now hold on or are we doing now? I just got your grandpa my leg, yet silver, don't
you know marriage gave you a cramp is talking about talking about making a committee.
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advocating for it, but she, yes, she went down. There
couple times and then did not in the Amazon? How many times have we done all have
haven't done, I was gonna would have done as DM tea, which is the act of compound, and I gotta tell me what I ask it is his here's. What I ask is the
Amazon indigenous people figured out a way to make the empty orally active, Ratsey Dm Tee,
is broken down in your gut by something called model aiming oxidation. All of this makes sense, so
when you eat it,
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something in one region or lay only ever now it's an embryo, inhibitor and so
the combination of the two plants, one that contains the empty and one that suppresses model aiming oxidation. Your gut allows you to experience, die, methyl trip to mean orally
it's a long day empty trip. What I've done
smoke it which is way more intense, but way shorter. Last Evian. When was the last time you did good eye a year ago, a year ago here what? How does a guy? You know me pneumonia, feathered. Twenty, some years later,
pat smoker don't really drink at all, but
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press in the body DM two years
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closely related, did basic human, Nero Chemistry and Dm Tee
is human Neuro chemistry. It is
actually, the most potent psychedelic drug known to man and it's actually produced by your body, is producing you.
Liver is producing your lungs and its produce
behind your gland. Let me ass. You got her when you smoke the deer
too many times. Have you done it nine times? Nine? Will there be a ten yes today with one
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I percent. It helps everything in my life.
Movies are any downside, yeah yeah! You get
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wouldn't say, overdose. You don't overdose, because it's a natural part of your brain, your brain, knows how to bring back. The baseline very quickly is like one of most transient drugs ever observed. The body you go from being blacks did out of your fucking mind.
Completely sober and twenty minutes, how would you can buy Danny does dive back in the last time I did.
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to sort of coax the experience. We need a showman then either
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yeah now on that matter, edgy guy freely. Where would you
How would you recommend they do? Have you ever to crack? No, would you know with Wayne now, but if I did this way,
No, but I do know I'm no interested in and crack have any interest in even cocaine of nationality, and no, ah now I dont know many interesting stimulants. I'm not
listed in anything that gives me confidence and knowledge,
didn't any false sense of bravado and getting boosted up I'm not interested in ok? If I feel like
fair means and speed. What they do is they
were they remove inhibitions in a way that gets you and a lot of trouble about now drinking I like drinking Vanessa, barbecuing right, perpetuate drinking is a downer right son of a bitch you. It, though, are given a barbecues, specifically
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not saying so. It's different.
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shouldn't be mixed with alcohol barbecue. It should not be mixed with ok so that everybody, ok, here's a question is,
college, drug or antidepressants or barbecued or all the above one fuckin questions yet not the same things. To present its interpretation.
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For me, social lubricating me with the women when I'm drinking, oh yeah, what happens
but way more better. Better is fun. I was I
the, hopefully a mine, no matter what no matter what the scenario, but I will
I feel like I'm a little more sexually aggressive, Mona. Woe
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we knew that descriptor but yeah, I feel what do you do you drink beer ray? I drank yeah yeah. I like I like to drink. I only drink to get drunk really, that's my style,
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that's what I enjoy the mouths. Never, namely. What is this meat? I'm gonna have the red. What is this a piece of fish, the white of that's the? What the other one?
though I am drink
Way more one drink with dinner than anything else you get from it. I like glass, one hundred
taste today. If there were no alcohol and you think you and joy the taste I have out, I have like really low alcohol wine that doesn't do anything for me
I gave you lack paleo. Why now non Afric about? Oh, no enough, I like that
it smells like two. It tastes like the sippet with dinner,
like a nice wine with dinner, but I like a little buzz to go like a couple of glasses. A nice I don't yap again is far from judging spasm. Just curious, not
in defence of the air, but
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but it does allow me to get what's your word confident regulation. Will you might
we might have confidence issues a little bit and I'm Joe are really not might have come to you.
Community and asking for approval from strangers, might have competent term plan. That's interesting insight when we think about that. I go on. Deepening chances go out on a limb.
That's probably why you like it, because it alleviate some of that anxiety. Well, does
things that happen in psychedelic drugs that make you more vulnerable
make you while another aware have on Molly. Yes, what do you think that thing?
watch and India May, which is Molly, came thing. The the after effects were way to brutal. For me, the post post trip the triple
Wonderful trip was amazing and I got some pretty
keep insight about the nature of insecurity and how they manifest itself in social, such remaining down version, but the next day I couldn't Marie
need. I remember I was at a coffee. Shop was trying to read a magazine us I can you fucking Reed
their entire continent trail here and then out.
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Sarah Serotonin one of the things the serotonin depletion, because of when you do
India may what's happening as this massive blast serotonin. You feel amazing. Rent rank laughter, it's over, that should crashes and your body to plead at filling a dry spy.
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My brain wasn't firing just wasn't working well,
it s. A hearing you didn't like it didn't like the feeling undertook ITALY's today,
herself from went for it. A rebound allows like not you,
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I have heard from some people that obviate the pure staff did doesn't do but
people have her there from are all in poor health.
Not at all
You wanna, yeah, that all the people that have talk to their health. They say it is always a price you pay from mom
that data mining yeah there's not a price you pay for mushrooms. I don't never felt a physical price from mushrooms desire or physical price. You pay from the empty none zero.
Some people have an issue with Iowa, because you purge the old de LA throw
up in a lot of diarrhoea. That's why I'm not doing it! That's it! Well, it's one of the reasons why I mean again
drug experimenter. I know everyone says it is like a euphemism for Roma Drug use it, but I'm actually just like on the right circumstances. Iron do a drug, even though it is not part of my life in anyway. So.
But I don't like throwing up near now, raising others. There would like illogical. Now. The stuff is disgusting, everybody that
tells me they ve tried I auspices, fucking disgusting. I don't want to
the jungle and I'm here,
I could do it around here, but I am not in a bugs stags jaguars knowledge shedding go fuck yourself, I'm not gonna fuck em reinforced,
no, but people of how these amazing experiences, because they do it in the rain forest nets. Words from and see. I'm also, I hate to say this in this is going to sound prejudiced, but I'm piano am people that would set jackets and prejudice, I'm sort of aunt
Sherman well, the the use, a good reason to be because Germans or a lot like YO, he's like
There's a lotta yogi that are really just douche bag and are trying to fuck women that are in their classes.
There's a lot of Sharm and that are like the idea for sure and I feel like I have a pretty good radar about people that makes a type of people who want to be a showman boy. Who knows what you gonna get their view of gin
here's a threat that was a sham and they used to do these regions on the rate of eight on his razumihin now, but he was he would guide them in these people through these. I
the rituals you want to do with me and he died.
Second, one reality starts getting real fragile. You start seeing things pixelate around you and but you gotta go one more time on more time, one more time
the DOW. Are more interested in the empty, but the empty is I was gone. I ask: is that you don't ever allowed the act now you don't throw up, there's no smugness your smoking it and it goes directly to your bloodstream. So it happens.
Continuously. How memories heartache I'll pop three big hits ahead, not even upon,
Three is logic: number you hold it in now. You take big heads like.
It again and then at the second one reality starts getting real
fragile. You start seeing things pixelate around you and but you gotta go one more time or more time. One more time.
The pipe down, lay down
and then it is over.
Comes here? You go through the flower of life and enter into this
massive infinite g
a metric pattern. That's made out of love and understanding and communicate with God, and that your definition of a good trip, it's pretty intense. It can be terrifying to some
He built it definitely is terrifying. If you try to control and manipulated because then you're gonna be in a wrestling match with your motions
and you might have to be able to. Let go it's one, the most difficult things with any brilliant.
And at last he regime say that experience you gotta be willing to let go. I would you compare it to the valley done mushroom, how many wild you say you ve done mushrooms when you saved on motions work on a dose. You talk about my aid. Oh, I hate the taste of it.
I put it in a big MAC and, oh god,
This may be the worst way to take
forms of ever heard. No, I gotta dig MA kind of like fucking big MAC yeah. We have ahead of us, know, Mcdonald's uber. Why would
Do that what would delay mushrooms in a big MAC? Could they love big macs? What are you judging big macs amount, so bad for you? It's factory form
this book and tortured Carolina. Ghana taken the men with the modern guy.
Maybe it was just that was my experience. What if I said
how many times you dog ate? What, if I said it in and out burger, we d better, not really, really there much more delicious.
From the counter? What if I get our cheeseburger from the Counter
the right at home and then good. When I did, I kind of Spinelli even supposed eat meat. Four days before you do mushrooms. That's not true, it is
What he had a rule is that people that the wine brought the most are. The experience recommend that you
You have of vegetable, only diet for at least twenty four hours before
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color. Yes, not, therefore, the greatest thing man ever meant a goodwill and makes it with Jack Daniels eyes suddenly not sit, but you are but like. I want to know what kind of those you you're taking. I don't know what you ve eyelash rooms like what you put it open your hand up and show me honey mushrooms you talking about, I would save fit
like him. He are you not do you. Do you baby doses,
so you're, not even experiencing dissolving of reality. I now just China have a good time
the real that was my girl, who were the mushroom ribs, the real mushroom trips, only calling again you drink, they again dissolved.
Solving a reality that the goal of beyond all mushrooms and not like, I am going to see Aerosmith Hollywood bowl or you could do that? Let us get away with it is only wrong with our gates to tell what I'm saying if you want something is commensurate with the DMZ experience you gonna have to take five grams. You don't have to
the Lord and I said it seem like that was part of the mushroom that was like potent another was just like live shorter than five grams of the potent stuff you need. You need
real deal. Ok, I didn't way
yeah and you Didn'T- we went out, you mean you'd like you could depend,
upon the. Can you hey? This is a married you eat. How do you eat them at the mushroom me to FUCK, Anita, actual Edam.
You're saying this like this is so alien. Well, I just found a taste so horrific that
lay hidden into a delicious big MAC signed the next time. I did it. I guess what I d almost tasteless thither: they don't taste horrible at all. You gotta be kidding me
no like it literally. If we go on the internet right now and put up the taste of Mars
comes everyone's gonna sage tasty. We gotta pussies our Us Doc, ombudsman, but we look.
I ve traffic that might have never had a problem with the take. No one ever about wait, a minute, I'm shame or some people dont like the case of never her wedding. We will review, say about me earlier to I'm sensitive your little, but since I'm in love with you
to make our seas are us her with her. You know not at all where for great AIDS branded a brand you gotta put. These are a few points. I right it's pretty just like keeping for people
around corners down there, all the hell, I'm ok, so hand believe everyone I've ever seen
into with the exception of a guy named Joe Rogan as talk about how horrible mushrooms days
burying birds mom, we did. I understand that believe you, but
I've, never found them to taste bad, this taste
kind of tastes like cardboard or something or plastic iii.
Tastes like much meanly begun. I am mushrooms three or four months ago, didn t so bad it will get in.
Well, let's who submitted it's? Ok, I mean it's not something I would look forward to like. I will cite pistachios.
Go and take them unease, but not that bad, ok, big deal bullet. That will let that why, but I like
do you think you're wrong about that? I dont ATO S were wrong thing now on this problem.
And things that you enjoy, that I dont like obviously right what how I feel about you felt a fish gay.
The things that were going to come out of your mouth? That was when the last things I can eat it? It's not great,
With that I can eat it, but there's a mental. The least pup favour parted. The jolly part I get rid of that, but in the end, your fish, like India, there's a fermented shark that people in Iceland that is supposed to be fucking horrific for anyone else other than the people
live in Iceland as one of the few things it Anthony. Bourdain told me that light was
truly disgusting, that
he ate on a show. You know, used travel and go these different places. Other local cuisine, fermented shark supposed to be
fucking awful, but they they enjoy it. So it's a regional solution is reached only as and when it comes to taste. For sure, yeah, ok not MECCA talk about my dyke, you're gonna.
You can try. What do you do? What he would do you think big macs, so big macs
all big macs, but should allow should include what you would consider shooting food right linger over reacting to it. You think I'm overreacting
well, what is should include, then, if that's not sure, if I feel like, I feel I get, people during the depression could get a ninety nine cent cheeseburger when people are so poor that they can even afford meet Monygham maybe meet once a month, but that was the worst of it some risk it thing the people would be like they would have thought it was the greatest thing on earth. I think they, these cheeseburgers, the we yet be it the quarter, Panama, cheese, be it the double double it in and out be it the idea
You're pretty good, I think, are pretty good food. Another factory farmed. I ain't, I get it, I get it there. It seems horrible, but my area, we ask the question: what is bad then, if that were not bad food, what is bad food out? What's bad food for you, I would take food, it is, has gone rotten
to be broiled milk? It has to be literally poisonous rotting yeah for you to think it's bad for yeah yeah. I guess
quite simply, they asked me that survey lad necessarily what I would consider health conscious in. I am super out gotcha. I just believe the
negative. What's the word for it,
The negative emotions are over blown by people net.
People the negative repercussions of eating cheeseburgers eating cheeseburgers, a pizza or something like that haven't
it's going to
Getting ok forget about the rotten stuff you daddy
what you're talking about is literally the worst aspects of the American died other than sugar. I know I've read that you are making sugar on an old book. You talking about you drinking a can of sugar that has
I want to save lives already grams or sugar per can how many grams not having
thirty, nine again exaggerated the boy I'm trying to make Joe now
Fucking a sugar bear Lefty twenty five a day a day, twenty five grand who's who says that limits on it.
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sugar well, where the money- and I insulin spike from what you are
stands? At my I understand it. We gain waited
then go to one plays a goes all over thy way. That way you can't spot reduce. I think I'm correct on them.
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Yemen is no worse consensus when right now now I believe
you're, not the only one. That is not happy with my diet. Who else is unhappy
do you know, people are well read people
the entire people are dying to chance so back to her solitude? The you? So all?
stuff, we jargon belly pizza, cheeseburgers and sugar. That's that's the giant playing around with every Chinese. Where I live
that times I was delicious in recent months. Popular right right, I I'd like delicious things is basically giving me too
I just don't allow myself to happen very often you're feeling more disciplined then maybe they're, probably
I think that's been sort of the theme, the theme
of my life as far as like getting things done, has always been about forcing myself to work. You know at sir, I think especially comedians one of them.
About what we do is that it's so open ended like no one can tell us what to do like you, how you're
your schedule works, but me I call into the commie store on Monday and I can decide.
Many days I want to put in for
and say do Tuesday and Friday Saturday I'll take Wednesday and Thursday. It's totally up to me right
and I think that's how we all are. We can decide like when to work and when not to work, but there is a big does a direct connection
tween, forcing yourselves to write more and perform more and your act getting better and
you getting more work and you're you're you're coming career progressing, and so for me, the
discipline that I applied to fighting
in the martial arts and other things, and to continue to stay, fit and work out. I applied a comedy to just make yourself go, do the thing, but
the natural inclination of really funny people is often to fuck off is often to be lazy, but I don't think that their mutually exclusive. I think you can be
the planned, but still have the same sort of comedic instincts. You just have to no one to turn on one turn off when it benefits you. I owe you dont like them, you go half on its banks.
I agree with the area with the under percent. I admire your discipline
like I'm not as disciplined. Do you wanna go more disciplined? Although people who look at me your eyes, I, u accomplish more because of Diana, they did things, go on the road and stand up. I write books array articles, but I
no, I'm not disciplined, but I more disciplined in a lot of other comics
I just know me, but we all know comics like especially, are just getting higher to Anna
Not only that yet we all know that tragic stories of the guys who wrote an hour in like ninety ninety six and never fucking, adjusted it and they had real promise. There's guy
that are doing the same fuckin jokes, that you and I both know. They ve done the same
for twenty years,
still are and you can go and catch them at the Fuckin laugh factory tomorrow night and I will tell joke from the late nineties right I mean there's those guys they exist and a lot of those guys had massive potential like they were really good, but I thought,
I know you're blame some of it is obviously discipline and the, but I think it goes by
to what we said earlier about the risk of doing new material for sure. But you got it
one of disciplines, raw understand but there's a pain and while within maybe waif you're, just I'm just a path that size in air the review,
a comedian and you love the attention and
approval that overwhelms your desire to write new material and go through that pain process.
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those transvestite prosecutes. That's not what I think it is at all. I think that's a hundred percent, whereas that's when he stopped now, we had stopped before them, yet stop doing stand up before them
yeah? You know he's been caught a few times they set off.
This is not a matter out. He married Murphy and without adding any gang is all was as all news rang and what had happened. I thought that, having just once I have a friend is a cop, and I know some things, you know something
now that you know they call them dragons your police office around, they called it. The drag queen, so calm drag
and they have United Emmeline picking up Dragons Sammy. We tangier,
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the Un Edwards you go see, soccer matches with is in that movie and is excellent in it isn't
did you see an excellent everything gaze towns mechanic funny do
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the three year, but he doesn't doesn't supplement, and I just really try to get them to do that, because he's always tired, so nap and warn the cars on the way to gigs can fall asleep and shit
at home, in the movie anyway shot on, I found are those I yeah. That's a couple dragons as you like to go. I've never heard that expression before at spirits
issuing little low budget movie. What are these
can phone our way better than the film cameras the use. Twenty years ago I mean you can get off of a phone now the images the crystal
clear images of just a regular Iphone six, their fuckin phenomenal. I mean no question. No, I don't their better than good camera with its the lenses that were amazing on this
amorous do, but I guarantee you could get a video camera from
I'm a video camera, Yo Yo Yo, Yo Yo.
Camera with others, as we really can. We have not met like something nice, video,
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that it shows you the entire image, as opposed to focusing on the centre or the fur the front, and then everything in the background blurry, which is what a lot of people like about film about doing movies with film, was that you would have to shall effect
feel down and scan of really keeps you're. It's almost like the way you think you see things in real life
if I'm looking at, you realize I note that there is a backroom behind you, but I'm not really seeing it very clearly. I see you and then I Elvis Presley right visiting President Nixon right. Did you ever see presently perform,
no, not alive. You did I do now now, and seventy beverages,
you know they just release that movie. They digitally release the film concert film of his come back and in Vegas laid them
time at the film from nineteen seventy year. They originally re mastered. It knows at the movies recently and they have relieve. You may look fucking crazy. Did they want you to do one of those
it's in the theater, where the area I log in and he was dance- was really crazy. Watching women react to him still scurry, allowing known another women today:
the women back then screaming and falling down, they didn't even they didn't. Even like you think about that.
How much bigger a star he was than anybody. Can there be a star? There is because people are you
used to.
Social media and video and snap Chad, and this in that and there's a million different stars and there's a million different movies and there's a fuckin hundred thousand television shows me have two and ninety channels that constantly running and is all this information data, especially more back. Then there was to flock and television channels
there was these movies that he would come on, and you know he would sing through the Fuckin movie. It was over
one Elvis. He was arguably one of the few
first ever singing movie
stars
singing slash superstars always wanted
first one's mean how many of them were. Well, you shaking your head. Does Europe
Damaging retaliate is a feud guys ring in being cross right. But how many
we're talking about I'll Joseph O, Chelsea Angels, two percent, First Movie Aristotle.
Talk using the first talking a lot lately I mean is that of its efficiently known as the first target. It wouldn't Russia is college, point being point being there's not
many back then with a very
small poor action on wings, but Frank sergeant, sing in movies that each others again he said
Why sang the recent was like that a part of the movies, like Elvis what we gotta go down to the beach grown it all down to delete it. She on the tanner, unable to bring a case that, like
yet the remainder many would sing, but, but my point is even it looking can conclude Sinatra which not only talking about twenty p,
Ok, so fly agreements, hundreds and hundreds- and I read the hitched- are you might my point is yet it was a new thing. It was
it. Wasn't it wasn't that those
was much history to it mean
Television had only been around for a few decades when, in the nineteen fifty's
when is super new and then movies,
for that. You know we before
the silent movies and then you're only talking about a hundred years maximum right. So this
our completely new experience. These girls are seeing this superstar this guy, this Elvis presses.
Perfect hair and singing and his fuckin jump.
Soon the whole deal and the reaction to them. It's almost like there,
brains can process it and theirs.
Dreaming and their fainting and is one of them.
Bizarre things about watching Elvis is watching the reaction to Elvis these.
People have the religious question yet like that, that power can I talk about Elvis for another second year
to ask me if you can talk about I'm not allowed to just talk just talk. You know the book of silly I'm so you know the book. When is it
It's it's written by the guy about ten thousand hour. You need to do ten thousand hours to be good at something.
Glowworm outcome: Gladwell, yes, Bland its. They went after blank ballot, so Elvis is the opposite of the ten thousand hours, the
Is it because if you go back and I used to like what was heralded say, what was he sang in high school a little bit, but not in a band? Not in a ban around Memphis Tennessee gigging writhing recorded it
thing for his mom, a song for mom. It son records that all I wanna saying here, the girl the girl like did in the secretary she gave it to the boss. He is, I go things again again voice and we bring in some global guy
make up these unbelief Morocco, Billy albums hidden,
we're sung with the band wow,
the differing around his whole mornings and who knows what even it was in ten thousand hours like the Beatles in Hamburg or something like that where you're like? Oh, I'm gonna learn how to sing and get a rapporteur, Dino Billy Joel playing around for a long time and then finally, breaking through you know, he was in Iraq. Bam of origin became Billy Joel and it's the craziest it. I just feel like historians like these, the
Zella that ten thousand our ways I saw the gate great then he was the biggest superstar ever.
There is no road map for him to follow
never been anybody before him plus
He was also the first got experience pills.
You know me far as like superstars, like that's. When the whole pill craze was coming on was like during the fifties in the sixties and others,
I mean how many fuckin pills where their main there were opiates. They can give you opium, and you know, milk of the poppy. There was a bunch of different things. They would give people
lauded member that they should give those women delighted knows old, wild West movies does a basically and obeyed. They would give them certain drugs, but
he was one of the first guys it really got into like pills, yeah yeah. He had some whose kind
when attic drive all forego JANET yet mean that one there is wide died, so young men for sure I never saw I never some performed, but I did see I know you're talkin about fray mercury as others get and you'd like him right. Al Fatah, huge Freddy Mercury,
de I once I've only someone cancer ones still laughing at it. Really. Ah they do the most ridiculous thing encountered. First of all, you start can always in a white sued in them by the Andes, just like white underwear
slowly the shoes or officer climates grave and skate, but you know that
on behalf of the Rhapsode Inga. Do you know
They do it in concert. No, it's so like to see this Bohemia wraps
like. Are they gonna eggs, go random MIKE and hold their end to their ears, and do that is? Is there you know the harmonised? None of it? They skip the beginning, barred the skippers skip it completely start with a thing and doing down to the beach.
Apart Rima. Yet they don't do that is the real or is this just vanished
Khan and alas, island
gave me all I got really yet so they started this late Joe. This gets better bother, yet it's mine
just killed a man we're going now. Then they play the first guitar so low and then they got in
I'm just in other parts of the opera pardon, is what happens at airport, what they run off stage queen
leaves the stage they play the record. Is there then the whole opera park vigour
bigger than an antenna, visible
boy from up over dollar that and then when they come back for the guitar said Dan.
And that an end, and then they come back on stage and seeing the rest assured the song her it's the crane
is this thing. I ever see masses we're like. I turned the prison homesick
relays, there's no one on stage right now, no one on state and their just plain that opera part like us.
I wonder whether you could vocally. I assume we would just be impossible.
To come near. What's on that record right yeah, I guess maybe you'd like us
right here, but I would imagine they would want to replicate it mean. Opera singers can replicate opera,
cabinet. So multi track thrived right, yeah, that's it that's the deal is it did it in a year? I will lack today, which would you would think that they would like ITALY's poop form part of it when they do they do
the easy, not only while they're doing wild, although last ground, stuff, Isoude Annie's, participate, run off stage
how may legacy outbreak for little girls just like we can't do this route were added here and then they come back and he was pretty good thing. You know that guy was a good singer. Who was the best counter? You
or your favorite favorite do leaving go to concerts now very rarely now, because I can't write this is gonna. Send insulting beginning sends ok, but when I look at you know your act, I think if you like it a slayer,
others who were at Danzig Council. Unlike any that shit, you know now now tell me we like
only. I apologise if I judged you got your guide, you Emma kind of my act right now, my
ass layer, aggressive action, you don't even watch. I would like to do the other I doing you're a bit about the bridge.
The new Bruce Jenner, whatever put your name Caitlin Caitlin Jenner. Yet how do you feel about that? Caitlin Jonathan? Well, if he likes a first of all on freight
talk about exactly frigates argue way braver than I am waiver, nine other. There was a
In last night I had a great joke: Kyle tiresome
Come in now not how can I'll think of his name it. I did not make it
but he said he don't say a joke. Dont age open as now giving give his joke, or maybe just a throw
away night, I don't remember some everything ever he's doing
now he's doing it tonight show on Wednesday and he's not doing that. You can have only tell their job before it does among us and he's not doing their own nature or saying never, never mind, never mind, but it's
weird subject right, where all the sudden you're not supposed to make fun of something. That's obviously ridiculous. On president air on President. Well, I don't
and I'm not gonna, buy it, and I don't care I just yet any blow back at all. You do shore people get upset and you send out on it. You think it's funny. I listen
where this is a really easily defensible one, but also
You talk about a ridiculous human being. Ok, not just ridiculous, but patently redeem.
A guy who is a transaction man Jeff Day was the comedian aka and when they do its job.
Later transsexual comedian who comedian
Transsexual man became a woman and doesn't believe in gay marriage. So he's a ridiculous,
person right there he's inward
on Ellen when Ellen confronting them deliver. Watch. Now it's pretty fuckin awkward, because you realize
where's. Well, how stupid he really is is a dumb man is not smart. As a woman
man whatever, but when Ellen's talk knew about gay rights,
and about gay men about, wouldn't you say,
that you as a person has been marginalized your whole life. You would support of his
It was her argument when everyone wild
was very fond of her former traditional washed acknowledged.
Nationalist, you're, your fuckin man with nail polish on and address, whose now woman and you had your Josh
down to be a woman. You have big tits you're, not fucking traditional at all,
and that's a shitty stupid excuse for being a big it again.
Can't say that you dont support gay marriage because
traditional woman, because you're not
traditional woman. Her aunt
but then I know it says that bunch of things about him down and holds out get that he does all that position. You feel
if you more latitude to know it dry.
Me nuts, that the only thing that were supposed to be paying attention to when you're look
someone is doing something. That's obviously odd right, you're not supposed to make fun of it, because the thing about Jen,
Why is gender? All of a sudden? The only that like this is
only category that precludes you from humor, like your ear,
suppose to be. Yours
safe space right you ve, ever you're, holding onto base I'm touching base. You can get me I'm touching base. This is gender that I reject that
and I think that over time we're gonna realise how ridiculous we were acting with this proposal
Just person is essentially a male car dash in an older
EL card eminence what the fuck he is now right and on top of that area
forgets he killed a woman. He fell
slammed into some way, because he wasn't paying attention nocturnal on company traffic and she died and everybody just sort of way
that away and then he winds and Sb Award is walking around with fuckin drapes flowing the curtains and the breeze and there's a helicopter flying over Moody's walkin around his house
heels its preposterous, so the preposterous person is now
a standard subject
transsexuals who
you need to be respected for the choices. Of course you should respect people for their choices. Of course, people should be
able to express themselves
in any way they want. You could be a heterosexual man who is
politely into women, but likes dressing up like a woman, and I support that too,
say you're a woman. He was a woman when he was on a diet, Short Sawyer show, or he was a man. He said he wants to be him. He wants to be called he.
And then immediately after the attention than he got from that he gets massive surgery changes named Caitlin. This is a ridiculous person right
The person it's infatuated with attention,
for no reason not attention
for there are not attention for their philosophies or for their thoughts or for their work. Now as a person whose
and saturated with attention. For no reason, that's why I think you're supposed to be will to make fun of this person. I think my feeling is that and again I am you know my act, not edgy at all.
Lad edgy act? Well, you you go after some stuff, I've loved your bid about actors. I fucking love that
as I have always felt the same way. You did a bit that I was
lapping and laughing out about actors being able to cry on cue and you like yeah, that's because
they're, fucking, crazy,
massively damaged people like TAT
me. I know that my work with them, you did. It is really fun anger by act or x, Ray I, but that is that's like it's her educates that
went in there did you at all completely, but
and we have to work with them all the time. I know I know I know and love is just about. Could I went acting school right yet again.
Patently the most ridiculous people in all show business. The actor without a doubt very well. Seinfeld does a great just a great takedown actors of the time he said
like what are they? Why would giving them awards say there too
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yeah? No, I learn that enacting school that, like the more
emotionally were heard, the better actor you're. I guess drill death,
the more mostly imbalance, the more the hawaiian, no thing, the less
grounded. You are in reality, as you have created a cell think. Did you can really
emigrate a great actor anywhere. My point was it: even if Caitlin wasn't
all of us. Even if she was pro gay marriage, more not part of the credit card ashes. I still feel like it's part of life and can be made fun of shore of an eye. So this is a thing I have a problem with and which is
thing about punching down? Do you have any idea what I'm doing my, but this is all nonsense,
design. I really do some nonsense. You're lying to make fun of things you allowed to make fun of making more fond of myself, as my main thing, but, like my father, thinks great, of course, that's absurd, given
This all punching down thing is a symptom. It's all coming out of social media, to consequence of people being able to criticise and get upset about things,
and become recreational outraged and yeah. Well, there's some
Punching down, that's really fuckin mean course, but then there's Kennison talk
about the starving people in Ethiopia, flocking hilarious, it's a total
hunting down bit as one of the greatest bit.
Of our time you, but it's funny, and you can't define what's funny and what's not funny some people.
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You know I've seen a work sometimes so it's
nothing. I will not fail to it. I'm saying the idea that, like
some things are off limits or will it your great analogy ears enough, I'm on base and this year I touch this frank, crazy right, nothing off limits by it.
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gotten trouble member one
and you'll Tosh made that joke matches word with dealing with
around doing with a hackler and what was also not even supposed to be on stage. So he didn't have any material prepared.
Dahmer era, forced him to go on stay cyclone glanced, Aisy he's at our right. Ok, so we went on.
Any denominated is, what are you guys want our autonomy to what he has my talk about
and some guy yells out rape, and so he goes. What what's wrong?
about rape, the humiliation, the violence like what would serve what's funny barrier and some woman yells are actually nothing's funny about rape is,
someone who took
the opportunity to be sanctimonious and obviously nothing's funnier outright
and he goes what would it be funny? Five guys raped her right now, which is so
thing that media would say right in
well Ngos and right to block again and then it becomes
big issued, he crossed the line. She's a fuckin hackler
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those things away or high ground and
and be sanctimonious and stand up and admonish. Anyone for saying like
You'll enjoy the shore don't enjoy. The show leave do whatever the fuck you are, but if you
Japan and decide that you're gonna be the more
voice of the crowd you gonna get chopped up. That's how comedy work
you're, you're dealing with live comedy and when someone
to make comedy out of what you just. He is
hum all over these people use dear emotions, and you use your morality and you decide
you can enforce it on these people in the middle of a comedy show you can't do that.
You know what he's doing he's trying to make comedy out of something and also just see the reaction to be big. We was perfect, just a dead guy like again to what is the worst offensive thing. I could say to somebody: you just said that nothing about rapes, fun, wouldn't you
five guys raved right now and then, by the way, the audience how laughing or timings per
and she's aside. This is a fuckin, wonderful, opportune,
to be recreational outraged. Yet look far
Damn I understand I understand this, but I do what about only. Let me take the side of like look.
Now that I have a twitter account my time,
Men are audience. Member now is our raised. Somebody made fun of something that now comedians can't hear like die. Don't have free speech. I can't yell at me. My friends can gang up on convening yell at them on Twitter. We certainly done right, but your cut.
Oh look at its current depends on whether or not you have a point right. It's like,
kinds of opinions and the union
arguments like Saviour and arguments so publicly and somebody stand and walks buying they may we didn't get the entire full argument, belated watch. You say something means that person they're allowed to have an opinion on that it might not be the most informed opinion. I not be correct and it may be
can shine little engage them and have a discussion about their their opinion or you can choose to not and let it let it exist in a vacuum and let them just fuckin yap about yellow me as inadequate- and I know you don't my hat like me asking about asking questions right. That's not neglect, but that does not. The question
Is there anything you ve done your act through the years and you
these many albums had five specials right, Billy still at least can count for anything. You look back
back gone and although I would have worded that today, the way I did back them.
Not in terms of being offensive
in terms of being saw. A man on the economy of words was reactor. Wasn't the bit the best bet or I should have worked on it more before I did, or maybe I got a little lazy again and I will say more about
I mean I can the bit that yeah, but that's just like,
looking at it now stand
back in being completely done with the material than going over it now and and being able to critique it honestly and openly, but
the time now and others. My point you know now in due time say: looking back, would you go? I wish I hadn't said.
No, not really a no. No, no. I mean I think,
pretty much everything. I've ever said. I've thought about before. I set it enough to point where I had to have a reason for monitored joke about,
and then I had to have a more effective and that much more is that evolution is someone has always
as you said earlier, learning, try new things.
Yeah me. I always have an evolution and my own thought process right. I think when I,
get old comedy. What gets me is
Lynch words extra words economy of words, so critical,
and also you know the being in the moment and the timing- and you know it is quite hard to watch yourself tarred but its critical, because
that that watching and listening to yourself, you tabled have reset every set that is discipline gotta,
that is not only way you're ever going to understand where you add, lived and figure
what does Amazon with another valid? When do you listened to
on the car on the way home yeah, that's the best way or the next day.
On the on the car on the way to the show again Alison to Khazar nice, because your phone booth tooth,
up to the stereo great easy to do and sometimes is painful. Oh yeah fuck
could I just got done editing my special and
sit down and lays down and shower disco yeah near the Filmore right and
then go to Asian. Thank you and then going and watching as hate myself, you watch it grows. Did you do we just did three hours? Ok, we're done we're done. We did it in what was actually left. Fishermen has left, but I got his phone, the fake leaving. You left your phone
did the bet that's wrap up. Let's do a wrap up. There was wrap. This up had an early wrap up. We don't we.
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in work out, found love. Now these interesting choose twenty five years. Younger than I
married Numb single. So we have this great back and forth a little bit of attention. Sexual tension
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try to get money from your aunt. I think he wants Omonia, let's get twitter to get them back Jamie contact.
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twelve spreading was the very man. I think. How could you no time- and I don't want to man it's out there?
Are you but it's against the same kind of thing like stand up? You learn. You know you talk too much. If you talk over p,
boy. I was gonna, sell! Listen! I don't feel like interrupted you too much by your great. Thank you thank you, but I did
the police, appreciate the compliment
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