Theo Von is a stand-up comedian, television personality, host, and actor. Check out his special on Netflix called No Offense & the podcast he co-hosts called Allegedly available on iTunes & Stitcher.
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was cool, and, if you listen to this, you note fuck, I'm talking about all of this data, yet Florida state, if you listen, you know what I'm saying folks, I used to live their lives in gains will therefore, but Florida bag and what did nobody it figured out? The Florida socks is like Lord is the place to go to get away from this fuckin winter down there in an hour moving, and we realise act itself, the dregs we're goes beyond oversee and if somebody had a t shirt Zagreb in Louisiana cemented teachers at floored on do that was when they or somebody you now. While they may, yeah they more yet- and I really am Florida year Florida, so Louisiana looked up to Florida. O definitely take us forward coastline head pitches John they're sure that's right, such as some people said not like an umbrella. You know anymore a kid they want infested with alligators, yet either I don't think so. Don't wouldn't worry about it as much as you know if you lost somebody to animal or some back Dan, I feel like it wasn't as big a deal as it is now really
and the eighties and nineties. If you lost somebody to an animal or animal bite, it was more. You know part of God's thing. I whereas now it's like just some crazy happened, Disneyworld, you know that the biggest thing ever had a little kid. That's pretty fucked up it. Just living Isn't this is how collar and silly. They like well he's however, for us this is he probably a seventeen year old, alligator lives, diseases, peaceful environment and may my eight a baby. Ah you gotta, be a nasty alligator. If you sit there and get this problem and other choices came by. You know there was probably a couple of You know young lovers at right there by the water earlier in you waited you now. You might not get a young lover, though the young However, my fight back yeah, you know the aim is to have on this. True I don't know, don't worry, though their pretty invulnerable. Now, if you cut off Alligators arms just grows back, that's gangsta, that's gangsters. It gets I would prefer to the new data.
How did the animal kingdom really we? Think about it. Two fingers fallible at all the airlines is thrown up his fingers, a gangster alligators at their orders so short, and that is so capable man she's in the video that new one that they found in Florida. That is on the golf course, and it's like fifteen feet long as one of the biggest gaiters of film these people on the golf course then looking up at this gator simplifying Jane. We can't shown on Youtube. You have fun you took a week. I got that that be pulled our Facebook, this What happens when you have these animal videos, in particular when they go on Facebook, like people on those videos so when they go to look for the elegant, algorithmic refined, and if it's on your page up your homepage down the onus, but so this summer
there's a couple different angles: avatar bunch people found because it was so crazy. So these people are playing golf and there in the foreground. She could see it like there. It is look at that for my yeah, but look at the guy's, a real animal in LA you realize how big it is. When you see a guy now watch others guy walks in the foreground and the guy, but when the guy's Turkish, a little electric illustrate, it looks fucking gigantic now I see how big it is, Now you understand how big it is. Can you see this guy? Are you? Are you kidding me and they estimated at somewhere on fifteen feet into they catch it? I don't think so man they found it again. They found it again in a pond. Saving and fine they, they re rediscover were this alligator in upon. I think that was the am, I hope, our guide over the video. Maybe they make it a comeback. Did I hope someone that comes in attacks at some animal? Did I'm ready for it the fights, don't fight, alligators man, you don't want to fight them. Well,
get out there and do some man there's this. Do that I have a lot of my podcast deformities. Those names Jim Shockey, is a very famous hunter from Canada. And they hired him to go to a certain river in Africa. Think it was the Congo, but I'm not sure might have the Nile anyway. He had to go. He went down there to kill some crocodiles. There are eating people, it is one the craziest videos men, you go there and these these villagers, like everyone's gonna, stop we're everyone's missing an arm or a hand or the exact chunk bit. Neither chest it's crazy. When you are these poor people, and there are living in fear and while you was down there. Women get taken we're up river looking for these killer crocodiles to try to shoot em and now one of the women was washing clothes and she's got yanked rather water gas every the worse to, but was really scary. Man was done in the region. Are laundry Just what you were saying the action of the people, the wailing does wailing crying. You know because it wasn't it
like they lost someone. It's like God. They lost another person so that woman's gone now forever. Shoes consume, and consumed by a monster like that. That is their actual existence. Fasted by monsters who act actively targeting them for food. Yet resembling give somebody that there was a killer in Walmart and they didn't know who are where it was. Yet there is a bit like if somebody that there was a killer in Walmart and they didn't know who were where it was constantly local board. Lions would jump out while you're eating at Walmart buying atheling it. We got a very easy man final. Those people must be so interesting, like people that live under that kind of pressure. Like their view of life, we can understand their language. I bet they have like you like you, listen like red, like ancient, Why were works of literature, ancient poetry stuff, like that, you think about it like these are people that are were going through war like the ancient Greeks,
The Romans yeah. You would read their words. Well, this is fascinating, those being translated. This is the words of someone who has gone through like sword war, yeah back when I would fight with arrows and shit, swords and catapults, and intensity of life. Back then, when death was just around, every corner was everywhere. We so so intensely talk to someone like that you fly in a pig me or something he thought about that but I have had my friend not just ran, who has been with the pygmies in the Congo's for many many years. He goes and builds wells for them lies over there for months. At a time, he's had malaria three times his. Again soon. This text me you're gonna touch them. We're gonna find a date. To be in the wish of ice and being a well business limit. Not. Western wells, mostly not water wells, but ours believed this is me buy a pig me in the Congo out of a nail, its little knife that just brought me yeah, they d
take these nails and as one over there to see that now there in the dusk, that's what it looks like the hammer, the nails out and they turn into knives. Since darts out a nail that they find why they pound it down and sharp in it and now into a knife edge, you came back if history struck back, do we would, and I would make it out may I would make it long before. I don't are prepared for ball. You would be, though you people are adaptable, you're, smart do the avant, I would lead, I would think, a little bit our debt that lay low in the beginning. You know, like somebody, does out of sheer pick. My vows did you have to kill somebody immediately. You have to find the first person in your group the weakest person and killed. In front of everybody else here, like can just stay on accurate reelect yeah, you gotta, kill some do but think about them and you can stand and is being a calmer universities. Chen grew, puddle and erode is like you got it. Take somebody out right, dank that's going to show you dominance a
we can release gonna show like this. Dude is gonna. Do so I see what you're saying, but I think, if you think ahead, you would think Well, no they're, not gonna, think did he's got arbitrarily and always kill the weakest person. Eventually, it's gonna get to know one because there's gonna be the next week is person that guy's dead now and the next week I choose to decide whether or not you weaker. You know if you are I do that the person would have to be either a terrible person who is victimizing. Other people write or they would have to have attacked. First would have to be so or they would have been such a piece of shit that people rooting for you like so we chatty be in his answer. Did there's no way on a server to survive like, like you know that second coming of the universe and some deeds chatty and my group RO. That's not special, like he fucks up some hunting parties, you're out they'll, sneak up on a pig and he's like how my god so hot out the pig runs away, nobody's hungry
yet he had made a farce and are not think about that kind of stuff. I give a plane crash already know unplanned ahead. Did I need a vietnamese Gatt? Why Cadiz, it's a start or move. If you attacks on any bigger you eat, somebody bigger in front of other peoples can of alarm people, but you yet Small person, so stature is important. I think if you come down of Vienna people, can it be that upset at your video a month means people can be super. So we are talking about his dad. Their sacrifice their more under Standing of things did. This is the character your plan now, but if you eat oblige, do you eat a black lady and our families? There they're gonna be pissed seething at Vienna. First, we lay slide. I think that they be. It's more forgiving over a couple a day period. I think our relatives, you don't think so on only one thing. No, I don't think so deftly think they'd be super pissed at you, especially modernize ones,
but what is interesting is like Vietnam is one of the few places were. Americans can go back to Vietnam. They don't seem to hold any grudge at all. They did the day given that it will and people in general or are just much more, for giving an understanding. It seems like you I I think I mean I don't have much ethics I think that's a giant generalization. It probably is you know I mean I did a fast for like four days and in order that the best buy an arm. And I remember this Vienna trying to help me out I can even here am. I was so hungry and I couldn't fast for for day to day tat will not trying to prove of how to deal with some staff and other China Fund a different way to handle it. You know, and then arm of his vietnamese guy, and I remember thinking if everyone
turn the other way for a second, I could eat this. Young fella in never been is banned, actually odium, Westwood But I never got it so ridiculous. Well, but here's the thing. I never thought that before so you only so, got to the verge of cannibalism after just four days here how much weight to Jews have a less about four pounds pounds I needed to now, but I got clear monarchy and I could hear I swear to God I'll get here. Somebody folder piece of bread from eighty feet away, but I was so hungry. I could hear fuckin scale hit the seem it across the street. A really good man. Do you think that, heightened your senses because your your hunger was so sharp a hundred percent, and I could see how people felt I could see how people felt if someone Philip, I could see it. Man- woe really soon. Just you bought think I became much more in tune and it could have been the hunger then like manifested itself in you, you know to find other ways and two to connect. People said then, maybe in a limited,
You would think our maybe they'll give me food or something you know if that makes any sense does Wilbur of also. I wonder if disappear speculation, but I wonder if it's possible that animals, you know they say, animals have like intense acute sense, the smell, and we know our vision is fuckin spectacular right, like a cat cats of spectacular, really, I think they said. Oh wild sheep has a vision, it's ten times bit better than a human beings. I guess they have like tenant binoculars link. That's how, while she is looking at you all the time to Turkey's think too, I think Turkey, made my beam and stronger Turkey's Turkey's might even be twenty power like double like up full set of binoculars? You wouldn't Beckett look an item you know, but what else in science? I wonder if they see she things that we don't detect like a wonderful could see like an actual aura or like it, maybe look. You not just smell different when you're scared, because a sea smell different, they smell fee.
And adrenaline one. If they can see things to get there your feelings, Canna yeah. Dana guy over there is depressed the guy I could be? I have an interesting well, it's interesting. The Incas animals are, like you know, was to be like for some people they re comforting. Maybe one of the reasons why they have a better sense, a site that can then like transcend just now, you'll give a shit. What Jamie just pull the sub. Some animals are capable of Mag Nido reception boom and added since that helps them detect magnetic fields Europeans I too have now learned that the molecule responsible for this trade is also found in the eyes of dogs and some. Primates, which suggested to my- capable of seeing magnetic fields wholly fuckin shit, it did. Homely shit dogs and primates may be able to see magnetic fields. Now this is fair The twenty third two thousand sixties as a year ago- please,
a fairly new stuff, which is funny, though, a year ago you got so long goaded near this new shit now that's a year, it is amazing, so they might be or the like. You know you ve heard it ores. You didn, t believe in oars. What's your feelings on someone, so they could see your aura well, I mean one time this lady thought I was. I was at a VFW right right now is waiting to get a ride home in this lady said she ass. If I was like an aim angel or something and I was like no, and she said you seem like an angel. I want some dead, she might unwanted someday. Sweet there and she was gonna bust, his as Well Gothenburg. But my word, you may Thank you. Ma am wait for someone who can say that to me that if they did, I knew I'd be with them, because that's how is meant to be as check them over here angel swing ass. We dig swing Lou. Did she beer and feet? She was
do a tough time. It's our vaguely remember about her, but she wasn't. Very fish was new and physical fitness, do you think that people like when you hear someone like and can see oars? What is Europe automatic assumption, bullshit or well. I think some people can begin. Happily are closer to get a feeling if their, if their prey, clear themselves and they are coming from like a newt, pretty neutral state. Were there not overwhelmed in their head and that sort of thing right then yeah they might go to pick up energies pretty much better. I think have like have you ever had up come up to me like you have just like one of those countries, but hippies lady. Usually this usually it happens to me the happiest woman and should be like you do so. Best energy. You know, but I would think that they have all tear motives. Yeah she's, trying to some DEC, the avant another one Happy Ladys follows a hippie, lady you're. The cargo for really fucked you,
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Kamal or myself, as does the reality of a wet dream right? So that's all possible through the mind, so that's PA! both through the mine wise in it possible for someone who's. A really dedicated practitioner of meditation, just cause the trade entirely on re, creating the sensation of pleasurable intercourse to the point where they ski over them so that set of while you're stare in the eyes of the guard, the prison guards. Another and though he throws documentaries at the prison. They talk about trend. Look at you like, let's just moved in Mexico Baby, that's a wizard workmen at that zounds COM and Louis throws documentaries at the prison. They talk about China to calm other staring at the prison garden eyes, and it's like that's that sexual, like abuse, or something like that. What about this issue there? That's right right near try to do it and try to live in the past.
They tried to ejaculate on them to think daring, so well, that was in sounds of the lambs number NEA. Actually a and illegality other day entity Hopkins Member of the next two Anthony Hopkins Migs. He came came in his hand and through it and joy, fosters face what happened to him. That was as one moment this big moment they did. Come on in a movie. The second, all that's old fashioned id art, big things with a jerk off at the bus window, and I was growing, but it's a weird thing to want to come on. Somebody like like you like, as are coming here. They come here. They come got job right there. It throws it think it his old fashioned mechanism, like an old fashioned game. You now busy barbaric game, but it makes sense, that prisoners would do that, but how crazy? Sadly, he got his come on her face and she's pretty haunted by that for ever obviously saw a real person, did really happen imposed just like frost and if you
in a prisoner or some sort of a deal like that? You think it advancing homosexuality or not obviously honestly, I think alike, People do, I think it after really consider if you're gonna be locked and therefore the rest, your life or the knot you're cool, fuckin, dudes or no pleasure, and now what have you havoc, one appeal, but it will take twenty five like an appeal trial in those twenty nine years later, like that, after the kitten like how many years most I'm done would get. They dig rationalize it like in like gang, anger communities. It call gave her the stay here and they would go and do just get gaze was again in jail and they get out jelly try not to get those in that movie. American mean observed no idea how accurate that was, but that's been discussed before, but I think Edward James. Almost when you did that movie. I think he kind of got in trouble with some gang barriers who are particularly upset about the way he betrayed. Allow prison life
and therein there, like you know there are upset them alarming. The adobe terrifying. I mean alarming group to upset the wrong group to collaborate. Drug induce gaze. I remember hollow, by their real, yeah they might induce. They can then gay with drug Noah, Neuro like if you like arm over the head, like it is popular culture and eightys and Ninetys. Are there like behind the rest areas a lot a man would meet up in on you know? new drugs and find pleasure with each other backed area rest areas. Rest tops on highways, arrest, ops, Athena state Media is like a scene in building couple waterfowl. Where is that Nato is a party start back in the day. I imagine that the Europe we want to rest. Aren't you tired here for so long drivers upon here, taken out we'll leave his window opened some do ridges and grab your dick like hey strengths.
We are but it comes here to fuck now this is the rest tat. We used a lot. We used to get serious about the costs of this river and the other side of the river was the back of the rest area. A lotta me back their party in energy, smell you can go now, let like a dog, dog, it's well, it is a dog. I think that Turkey could say that's my fuckin guy somewhere within five mile radius for your view can small scale a block away, a dark its Muslim by Fernando from your house to their rest up a hundred percent guaranteed that rest up It's like a fuckin escaping from prison gave him this. The shirt smell it smell, a body go get em, smell like but fucking out there maybe as one of what we get heightened sense is in the future. Maybe that's one thing it's coming next, you know I would imagine, were gear and towards it feels like. Maybe, naturally, our senses might be getting dollar,
yeah, because I think we don't use em. We dont use em for danger. We don't use em to stalk pray. We dont use to run from something which has done what I use em, something to getting weaker and weaker when their thumbs thumbs need to move. Ass, now familiar the fast systems, any fuckin living being its ever existed. I looked back at people like some staring now comparative today. I bear people. Can but if I did this to some some people in eighteen hundreds they will go but you always it's: where did you learn to move your thumbs with such come and see the mind of youth? Showed somebody an Iphone back then just text messaging product and you like you're, just a touch her name on their work. Let there be so slow and stupid, but you fly and three or four phones get your fingers and quicker. Hearing applies to the same, no need for it to get any better hearing nobody's gonna shrink shrivel away their owns muscles we're gonna become like will aliens in the biggest little bodies,
being carts will be in sums up. The carts- and here they allocate no offense Tesla, like Tesla, were Bilbil have individual teslas that, like eggs, its around you and you can steer, and they just drive you to work. Drive away, you're gonna go you just talk to an tasty somewhere but we will. We still have sex. What there is some sort of of a union bitter pollyanna lab. Aren't they don't do sex anymore? You know, that's gonna happen one day I think you're right, I think you're right, think one day, though, make the people decide, Look. We have sex for pleasure and in a war, still do that, you will make and the maiden will be done in a laboratory cause. It ensures one hundred percent, So, in the end a healthy children. You cannot factor out racism. You know you can either, but we do things your kid. I want my kid. We seven footing. No pro lineman. I want them to grow up to be foreigner. Forty pounds on earth, done and they fix it. If that happens, man people not going to take it.
Hence the regular sacks have regular kid. So this digging it produces super babies, So slowly but surely the start. Alec cellphones were one Gordon geckos walk down the beach there gas, Britain and nobody be condemned with today me. It would be just like that start over those stupid bricks. It only rich people have invented outbreak will be a fucking joke and every but he's going to be easy to pay like they'll, be just like everything else. Do you get your kid vaccine? Yes, did you pick what your kids gonna be yeah, I made a fuckin Amazon woman. They can kill people with their last something. What's it like? Will we with the old fashioned way, you know we're, decide not to choose we're gonna, leave it at universal. What have you kid is born with some sort of an element? You'd be so heartbroken? I go big Asian did I'd, go for fighting a huge asian signs, nine one tall Miami to loggers. Why the loggers brows more than a logger? How long to at last. Her like hollow delivers your nine feet tall, not not a whole long, eight or nine years old. I bet
The same can also arguing along who is the biggest gather, big guy new grown up. This get him Ricardo. He darted like Fort here, twelve without its well. We had a heart attack. Happened recently amassed won't he's probably about six five, while he was Hugh Asia, hard hearted, second, the basketball game, oh shit, you emerald and bias member that guy was planned for the Celtics. He dropped in the middle of a game gay while yet needs and cocaine. Didn't do don't do doom wow the Tatars Guy ever Robert WAD low? He was eight feet. Eleven inches so is essentially nine feet tall. I mean he probably out a fucked up posture too, his body looks, it goes all erect with arthritis and shit is joints must have been completely fucked up. Good, chokehold family out what his leg, no lawyer! Well, you would be able to escape is triangle. Because his legs so long they wouldn't be able squeeze down enough. He could decorated legs for Christmas
it'll be dry nuts trial. A squirrel. I good luck triangle squirrel their little motherfuckers. His teeth jet do much room and his legs Poppy had run out of there and take side control. But would you be scared, like I feel like somebody? Sadly, they gotta be scared. They're gonna die a lot like you think. That's a fear that kind of lives in their head because because they're so big in a man s yacht bird was actually talking about that recently does Larry Bird is, I think, he's six foot nine, while in his wife's rural bummed out about up saying it because I'm saying that no one over seven feet tall ever lives to be like seventy five years. All these don't live that long I'll, see those guys walkin around at age and its true. It's real sad indebtedness about them, and we need life for the tall chaired. You know what it is man, it's just this weird fuckin given take to this universe. You have this massive advantage in size. You ride is quicker yeah. You know it's almost like having a muscle car with small gas tank lives which get you want,
six hundred horse power shall be JD five hundred. Well, you get this with a ten gowned aspects. Are good luck near add afford escort back in the day may arrive an escort bill so still, eighty three holy shit that's amazing, so may send that Larry Bird, but is blocked by people a better genetics. Do they act now now just may prompt joking around, but black tearfully. Doesn't crack is better for aging for sure it sugars a little, but it don't cry Larry bird, someone get him that quickly. I think I think it's more likely today. That giant. People like down on live longer because either just so good with medicine and health and so much understanding about how to take care of yourself yeah. But I bet back in the day, was a real problem at heart attacks a real issue- I guess just so much to travel. The blood has to go through.
Engine like if your seven feet tall all the extra real estate you your heart has to pump through. You know I haven't thought about that: yeah, I mean in that sense we gotta think like you're you're on borrowed I'm wants you hit and you're sixties. It's like you. Anything can happen from here. Man, you gotta heart like a regular heart but you gotta, giant body, crazy body, their hearts gotta be bigger than a normal persons. Their big everything, the feet of anger, hands a beggar out, assume pads beggar. The hard teddy bear to write how a gas man now get out of a lesbian, so they tell me- and I got a small ribcage too. Don't they say your heart is the same size, your festers. Abortion is irrelevant to tell you in your kid out of a thriller brok, less numerous have a giant s broken heart. You big this giant, dude huge, ridiculous lunch boxes.
Bigger lunch boxes is scary. When you meet him, ices is so big does named enveloped you the same thing how you and I both people write a fuck up possible. So yourself, a poodle me like a great Dane and that great dangers, opposition who does like what the fuck is. This aid it's hard to believe while the really freaky UFO people, they believe, that's proof positive, that human beings word, genetically engineered the same way. Dogs were because nobody knows where dogs came from. We know the dogs came from wars because they do genetic tests on these dogs, and I realise that all dogs started off as a wharf. All of this is like really recently they realize all dogs did yeah. All dogs legionella even actually Normally that part at all, I would neither, except scientists do very done. The dna work you got it respect what they came up with, I guess, but what they thought was at one point they thought it was a bunch of wild Kane. It's like all of them were like they thought, like some dogs,
were from this wild dogs from Africa. Some dogs maybe came from wolves like a husky that looks like a war right no once did the dna, the real Islamic, rather all walls, it's all wolf, everything's, a wolf What happened, then? How did someone get down? We don't know, we really don't know, and how you John in ass, good question. They know that can do some things. There was a great article, not article sees me episode of radio laugh, which is an amazing pie gray. I cast really good man and they had a a good one on foxes. It was part of the episode it was about engineering animals, about engineering evolution and how long you could change genes, how long it would take and they took these foxes. They took him from wild foxes like completely why yeah? Well, you know they were just an irregular fox and by six selectively breeding them just select. Doubly breeding them? They have them down to this fight.
Be eared, weird, docile like pet fox. Thank you. Just a few generations a few years, they just did these expand, for a few years and then eventually got these animals down to. They were almost unrecognizable from a fox, their jaws or smaller. That years were floppy, they became a different thing, is excellent. Why to make em domestic enough work to create a market they were doing that may be, but they were definitely also writing it down, as experiments are trying to figure out how long it would take to totally remember the premise for the experiment like why they decided to do it, but I remember results, and the results or they would take any any these foxes that showed any aggression towards people any of em that weren't like instantly. Submissive yeah. They would shoot em. Why fella they were the ones that we're semester they they lived. So the one, that lived with a war if that were the most timid in the most submissive and they started getting floppy ears like their ears incentives sticking straight up and started flopping and their jaws.
Smaller like this whole thing change. I think they changed color to language anyway, so what's happening, America kind of a little bit of it. Well, that's what these, if you F, o freaks, believe they believed that this proof positive that aliens came down and grab some monkeys. I chasm monkey become a human I endured we look, but you can see a person he said pansy indigo. Ok, I currency without could have gone into that piano by it That's a cousin to the chimpanzee, really area middle man. I think I could have a middle man, otherwise for sure, but those those old died off and economic sense I'm just saying it is odd I'm not saying we didn't come from humans or from chimpanzees. Of course, we did, or from some lower primate that's a cousin to the chip. Does he really real middle man? I think you're gonna win a middle man, whether what for sure, but those those all died off and economic sense, but it is, Fascinating tat were so far ahead of everything else. My point is: when you look at a human, there's nothing remotely like us, it's not like giraffe.
Is similar to a dear dear, is the intellectual equivalent of a horse. Now has none of that man there's this one thing this one thing that as the weirs hair like like you face doesn't have hair. Several. This part is an entirely your body only as a little what it where's that here. What's a here for as it left over, is this you with a mixture of some shit, you like one of those hairless cats who did this to you? Haven't they make this at EU level? Will they gaily and took us at took magazine came back with us? That's what I think you will not let you look at Shaquille, O Neill, and then you look like Britain Spears. Clearly they look very different at the same species they can easily into breed just like a wolf could easily have sex with a bulldog because there really ball wolves and which is so hard to believe Give you didn't know species. If you came here, you are some fuckin ball of plasma from another dimension right and you came here to study, there's not a fucking chin.
In Hell. You would think that Britney's years was the same thing as she Colonial or me. That I was the same thing is Shaquille O Neill or you know you look, Look at anyone like again: Molly Ringwald then put her next to MIKE Tyson how's. It the same. How did the same thing here? It's all the same thing you have the Anthony Lynn, the bad Chinese back, my famous for while Jeremy Lin Jeremy Lin, that's rights are put the biggest killer, His enormous me so it doesn't make sense. Look at his pants today. But you see you saw him, will pay next, do like a very small asian guy, like maybe the one that you try to eat at the store. Ban was his name actual in. If you saw him next to Ben, you would say I'll give you came from another planet and he saw a chimpanzee next to an rang, attend you like. Well, those are different species right. This clue to different things, but they're not they're, not,
Well, those are chimpanzees. Rain are, but people aren't the same thing we're. So we would so we're that we can like we look so different from each other, your brain with each other, just like dogs? Do I'm amazed at monkeys, don't like here I don't think that we have often wasted, because because money never come visit us doomsaying, though,. Oh yeah. Do you make a lot of sense like we go visit them nothing about this? We go visit damn at the zoo out in their nature, Malaysia, but they me, if worthy the top grade of that species, did I'm a peak over and see? What's going on, you know when I see shack, I go Watch Shack a pay to go watch him does he's the best of veto of a physical space. You know maybe of of of part of our breed of humanity right, but these people go to pace Brok. Lesser just to watch him pick a man overs and slammed shut down the ground because they see him hoist some three What's going on, you know when ass he shall I go, watch Shack a pay to Jim, because he's the best
a veto of a physical space. You know, maybe of of of part of our breed of humanity right. What is people to go to pace Brok? Lesser just to watch? pick a man over his head slammed down the ground because they see him hoists. Three hundred pound dude over his head right and you like what the fuck are you? How is that guy the same thing is me, but if I'm get my associates degree does not seven hundred monkeys in the woods like broken out like I can't believe they did it, and this is at an end. Frazier Movie, maybe the whole human experience inspirational movie, the monkeys, yeah. You know they're like looking at us maybe one day now, let's see these coconuts I don't know monodist all they know like. I don't know that's where I really fall apart as when they don't care as much as we do. Well, if you go to Costa Rica, they care you around time we got away like a stay at a hotel in Costa Rica. There was hang around hotels. People go, oh my god, the monkey they feed him in his hand If Edam we gave a month, some Orioles Oreo cookies and we're like debating shoot, uses Monkey Orioles online gambling crack for that monkey like
amount of sugar yeah. What do you think? It's animal sure and I thought about mike- I bet that fuckin monkey each Orioles all the time I go can one Oreo, you know we did he take the Oreo. Any twisted Albany start eaten defrosting that Mother fucker had gotten so many Oreo seen as an annuity eat. Defrosting lets you already did you do that when you were a kid it's way the total area, many scrape, WWW teeth, museum, frosty and then you would reluctantly eat the cookie here. And you haven't, had a little crossing on it forget either that it more crossing on it has examined this man. I would love to have the in trails of a child but I'm not like you know. I know you mean the urgencies digestive system, yet about that. Our marine mammal, buddies, split and ninety pack of the Miller creams one night we the whole thing just forty
five cookies appraisal insane. Somebody got no issue. We who are born an egg, not area no monkeys at the window, not them all the things you not aware of what its doing. Do you either yeah? So you kid doesn't understand. Why do I feel like shit? They don't like directly put it to. You will use a tub ice fox. He catches even tell by ice cream like fifty thousand milligrams of sugar is shit cause I think we got a lower some of these like regulations on a lot of these children. You know disturb beef. Up a little bit allow these kids are lot weaker, Phyllite there when I was a child. What kind of regulation be talking about sugar regulation to tickle be from up? I haven't more. Should I just think you know younger driving age is younger drinking a just things are going to get home, you know more sperience. I feel like you know well that new the problem- younger driving ages. The gonna put us in danger, I think even age. It is right now fifteen and sixteen that's almost
She for some kids was deadly sketchy. For me, They drag on a lot accents rules like fifteen. Sixteen, the definition of a drive and was too crazy. Will you drive and also cars, always had muslim you that guy we selling drugs are now. I had a nineteen sixty four four to a wrapped around tree, rent from high school hydroplanes man had ball tyres and although the water was wet and we're gonna Corner. My car just do said. Who slide did already see? You know they found my car afterwards so smashed my car and have crack the frame You remember the first, however, drove off in your car, the feeling you had like the first time you ever pulled off in your vehicle by yourself, yeah crazy. While I didn't think I was an irresponsible driver because I was I was. I was gone, petty to the matter with everything yeah, like with was a car or they would fighting. Oh, you were whilst competing martial arts till I was crazy, like each should in no way a kid
Sixteen years old, who just started, drive and should be able to get a four hundred horse power muscle create much insane too much power budgets at doesn't I had no maturity. You know I just I in a girl for broken family. So all this anger issues and weird chile. You can give some, unlike that, a massacre, the GM that some discipline did. You know that you will like we're Petaluma like I did. I did you realize their relation other kids, or were you just being yourself was? I was just being myself and realise our crazy I've deftly felt uncomfortable around other kids. Sometimes you know we moved a little round a lot. Those attributed to that we're. Never look in one place at one time I just think in general, teenage boys are right. We risky for a lot of things like My body was talking to me about this data data. Buddy Eric Crisp is like they are the most dangerous thing our societies, teenage boys. I never thought about it, but he's gonna teenage daughter at the time she seen age
and we're talking about it, is the most dangerous thing in our society, and I thought about us. I can't you know what it is because they have manpower, boy brains and their brain. You, like your father. Hello doesn't even fully development. I think you're, like twenty four I've, while a year total ability to process thoughts correctly, it's not like fully functional t like twenty five. That's the middlemen, maybe that's the middle monkey, Joe! to be on it on sand, like maybe that kind of, maybe like that's. Why that, species, died off if they were here because they rollicked teenage boys, they had the Roy Brain, but the man Bonnie Boldwood, chimps chimps, are awake horrible people to their life. The super strong, their strong is like a five hundred pound person and their horrible mean vindictive jealous peep. Are they oh yeah? God and know that Jimmy punish each other to they punish people too. They don't just try to hurt you to try to punish you to try to take your fingers away. I take your generals away. It literally pull your genitals off at,
you were. They learn that I wonder there smart their super smart there, not a small as a person, a waste more than a chicken yeah there there you're thinking looking at you and when you're doing something they don't like, like the guy that got really torn apart, sterile story, rip his face off and tours eyes out and shit. It was his pet. He was going to see how to pair camp, but after a while with Champs one, something will happen. A simple snap on somebody. I remember that Chimp fucked up that, ladies friend, in Connecticut she had a pair champ toward this lady, apart when the loudly that are normally a Panther killed her cousin one time, but this chip with chimp thing is required. Because this guy had a pet champ within. Is chip bit someone's finger off? so we really can keep the chimney more. They brought to a chip sanctuary so as they are, this chair, but the chimps sanctuary these other people had chimps. Their names like this whole liking closure where all the chimps were and he gave his champ a birthday cake. Yes, it was a chance. Burthen can settle, celebrate with them and the other
you're so mad. They didn't bring him a cake that they did, that he didn't bring democratic, that they escape from the inclosure. Wanna gates was open, gotta hold the guy. Warm apart. Only air towards feed off just like Torres Dick off like they tear you apart legally, they try to tear apart the parts of you they think you value the most really air and then do it out of jealousy like there are punishing him for making them feel bad. They didn't get the cake their months, since heartbreak there there in the the look they not always this way, my people, aren't always monsters right, but chimpanzees inhabit. Some of the most terrifying traits in human beings was a great article recently about these chimps and they had this some one alpha may that was teamed up with another alpha and they dominated this village. They were horrible and ruthless and one of them got real sick and he went away for a while came back. They was like physically all fucked up, and so the original AL fatigue
was down to one guy and this one alpha male, they teamed up bottom. They all all the other chimps got together and they figured out a way to Jack this dude that they attacked him and killed him and then cannibalized him they killed him and then cannibalized him yeah. You know that, up, told us. Unama then go to the zoo. Now did honest. I have really does give it a freedom perception. You know the needles, I didn't put that on the sign out front. You know that is put that their summer from Africa Malaysian that there you know how it should be there in the zoo. Halfway not happened to be there in the zoo, deafening chant. Would you find a chant fact that they'll kill you, have no chance! No chance. You think it's. I do think a kick your ass now, most babies. Yeah. That's what I think about champ. I think not a chance in hell, chimps gonna kill. You would about this Champ one arm chair you, a hostile to Eu Law
right he might help me. Would you go against him? I'm not have fuck fuck me up totally wrong. I don't think you understand how strong you're talking about you Talkin about something like a five hundred pound person, me so much stronger than you, if it gets hold of you and it will, it's gonna pull your arms. What are your socket one arm and no arms if its face it's gonna grab a hold you with its feet. It's got feet that sums on hold onto with its feet by your neck off me they make me nervous honestly. Well, that's where we came from mean ass. One of the reasons why we're still capable of you no hand to hand combat to this day now raised after Bobby, it's gotta be somehow or another in our ancient primate dna, but it's the question is How did we get so far ahead of the rest of Armenia? Something happened. And we had only acts jump we'll leave your man I'm serious. There was something occurred where or somethin
where we came from the other way, could be just some random mutation could be something that we ate. It could be something that hit us could be radiation. You know turns me I thought it was mushrooms. He thought people found mushrooms and that start eating mushrooms and it made us evolve at a faster rate. Some people, the trip, to our diet, but that doesn't totally makes sense. Some people attributed to our use of fire because when we fire we cooked meat and we got more nutrients out of it. Not allowed us also to work better clever and how we kept the fire and use of throwing. Tools like spears and shit like that or land. I coordination, women get him as do it, though they could. A literary been like get. Your shit together may now be brought it up. Put okay. We hope of keep them around it's gone now adding no offensive anybody, as opposed to other, but I think a lot of pushes gone downhill these days. Aren't they like it's what it used to grant you things are not what's
changed. I don't know a change of just the value that they put on it or just the fact that its, I think, It feels a little bit more like a deck. A little bit like it doesn't have the same. Pussy feel innocent measures aimed texture. I think it does, have the same softness to you now so literally vaginas of change to you. I think vaginas are getting harder than they were only the harder. Where thirty or do you think it's possible. This is again like maybe something going on with you just the only thing it's like collective across the board mere information. I think that yeah thing species are kind of like even enough to make Don't think? So it's funny thought so getting stronger and harder. Men are getting weaker because because some of the purpose anymore, he knows a lot of men out there, this crime on a fuckin dead, the queen right now. I do not know what to do with themselves or are we gonna Shoney's public? What's Shoney's anymore, says or now what is insular gaming houses or now, but yeah places like that? You know a lot of manner.
Disheartened, and I think that they are not the same What is the instinct, because there's an instinct for males and took to put women down and to hold their significant other down, but is also an instinct that women have to diminish a man's manliness and till it it's Are we to emasculate on Damascus, rare or email guarantee mascot and it's not us off for sure, know what I'm talking about. What I'm talking about. We all know that they exist on both sides on met the male side. In the women side. I people did not. A public trust shoot you doubt yeah right. But what is an instinct instinct into the women that some that someone would have to try to make diminish you charge chips chip away too. Maybe they have more man Anna, maybe ever more man animates other morn pitch. They look at you, you fuckin you're such a bitch. You don't have any heart, you haven't hurt almost challenging horse one. You know smack.
There is a major problem areas of started that way motives. It started out for sure, that's topsy right, The scary thing they they faced domestic violence because you might like find a guy hitting a girl. You, my pull the guy off RO might shoot you or very diverse Y'all know what it is in a woman that does that mean? Maybe there is probably some of it is. I don't think it's genetic. I think it's something they were probably done wrong by a man previously and at some of that, still probably resonates Adam. You know because some women do they just want to just make you feel mass they want to make you feel nasty. I hate that doing things also have you are you raised like if you want your mom and dad insult each other and yell should at each other, yeah pilot becomes ingrained in new system me
while others fasting and how we turn into our parents, even though everybody says you don't want to that was always interested me is how a lot of people do. You know a lot of people deftly. Do it's easier, certainly easier than becoming your own person yeah becoming your own person requires a lot of thought he allowed I want to thank anymore man, but did it? I wonder if we will ever wanted to. Thank you now, despite this modest conversation, I been involved in it maybe month it really is the most. I talked anybody in a long time. I think people want to think, but it scary and it's a lot of work and hurt your head. Sometimes yeah, you know, did you your parents were like real old when they had you right are you dad was my dad was might have a seventy. When I was born why he is born in nineteen ten, holy shit, dude you from a different era, you're different genes, miasma. Do thing I feel a more tired. I feel a little bit nervous. I mean I mean he got like like
early human genes year, Europe direct descendants from someone who was born in nineteen, o nine yeah. You know my g means I'm forty nine. So I'm how old you I'm thirty, six yeah see a more than ten years old and new, but my g means are from Fifty years after yours, you, United, no nine is that what you said: nineteen ten nineteen ten almost sixty years here. I was born in sixty seven lapse of fifty seven years of difference in our genes, but you come from a party or stock. You like old, cool, outlaw, Josie, whales, genes. Yeah. Maybe I don't know if my dad has archetype shit, one thousand nine hundred and nine Nissan people up for credit cards at the college's. I don't think that's really why it hurt, but he definitely you know he got out there- still, you know me: nineteen o nine amene dating anyone. How many cars were there? Ten nineteen o nine? He didn't have on our morass and if he had one, he didn't have one of em,
We run a horse everywhere, guess they walked. Augener sat mark that much of the work to do gigs, If you walk Theo Van the walking standard comedian- oh my god, pending on spurring I'll, be hit sector of make a living and learn how to alter marathon run a hundred miles and between shows every amazing animals, while it was pretty well grown about with an overall data thing. That's what I mean a comedy honestly just because people, in front of my dad aloud, and then I had to you'd have to Let me say you know, and then you had to create a story to because he would ask if that was your dad. I need in one who had made it a lot of time, but I would just be asleep: become either someone a basketball games and be asleep. He fell asleep in the car The time has also been the corporal. If you can't get us why but he was dead all the time. You know dislike weird shit like that, so I think it gave a weird
I guess yachting really think about it, but maybe that's why I started making ups. You know get involved more story telling you know how old woozy we need or how will facilitate your sixty year. Sixteen good duty just got cancer and use a heart. You know, but what pretty hard? was he was working deep, no seventies, oh yeah hastily credit card ISA, and that's why first gonna stage honey I'll get to the credit, our colleges at the credit card we go to the EU. People sign of her credit cards. If you know come get this card. You know at the college get this, you know, get this free frisbee, be they all a handout with IRAN. And then I get on the table. Embarking get people overdue, are to do the credit cards, and so you know you'd start Written a little bit on people are walking by in a while, but it was It was interesting, he was. He was too five years older than my mom's parents were so that would be weird. Somehow we was twenty Five years older than your mom's parents elders your mom, you sick?
if I have now so now, I don't know man I'm at a middle I'm. I can then say thirty five. Thirty six. She was somewhere around thirty year. So she was somewhere around thirty and he was somewhere around seventy ia congratulation, Sir, but if you have any money that unanimity monies slang yeah, but you will say it s, just being a product ever you want to you they come out of some that's got limit a cash and it's not tickets and Seventys. You know by what don't you think that if you did have that my maybe your life or build a softer, maybe wouldn't have as much ambition, maybe and be the seal feel VON sent for me today gear. Think it's our blessing adversity, the experiences as child. It doesn't fuck you up like physically and yet right, ruin your body. I think so. Good for you, man, Europe. It just. I think. Sometimes I still resonate with a lot of the feeling that, as a child is hardly sometimes I'm still.
And through some of those now so? Yes, I do with you? I not every day. I hope to try and see that a little bit more and I know it's happening It does make me realize more now that the saddest thing in the world really is is when a kid doesn't really have a chance or an opportunity- or you know, like you said so, physically happened no Vienna as yes as I was when the services were for sure yeah, but ah gimme. That was, that was the wild part. I guess that's what it got me into this in a do in this area. I am I am. I am grateful now cause I'm able to look back on it and you know in and talk about it and do how crazy would it be if you knew your grandfather they, but how but his genes go back to your honor. I mean look if he's If ve had your dad when he was twenty, that's another, that's an eighteen hundreds so he's more in the fuckin eighteen, hundreds holy Shit, eighteen, hundreds Jesus Christ. That's crazy,
I got an born in the eighteen. Hundreds was your grandfather for shoes in the eighteen, hundreds for shore, unless your dad was born, move for continues old, Riah enough from Nicaragua. Actually, my nicaraguan wage mom from from Illinois lie, homing Illinois, small town, and he came up here talking like Juan Carlos Hitler here, have bilateral limited time slinging did day man again The big worry you have just announced. I wasn't bad man, I don't know what he was doing may speak Spanish, yea, foe, spanish. He was nice man on Europe. Return about em on established, as I was just getting old enough, was he was fallen out in our but I do remember being scared. My feelings when I was younger disfigure man. I remember I might never work. In a church sometimes, and- and I would
be scared, but the sidewalks in Louisiana? There you know there's a lot of routes that are coming up in his bad. You know it's under sea level, a lot of it so that several trawl wonky is even a walk. It really is a challenge of pieces of concrete, really look at ever thought about it before, but through caught his her walk like those kind of sidewise, his car cool, see those routes struggling to get it now. It's ball its policy for mother nature to be out. There is pressing against those plates like that and moving them gained momentum. But what was we're when I'm on being a kid, was walk and abuse being scared that he was gonna like fall and so I was like I don't remember always being scared just be in you don't mean it. I was such a kidney, but I just remember this in my first feelings were like how I got to make sure you know just make sure he, where he's walking is okay and I'll, probably six years old. So it's just a lot of fear. I think and then shame or other I became the shamed, enhance that I feel bad about that, but that
understandable money, your kid all confusing to. You know why am my dad look like the other kids dad? Why do I have to do this? We eyes had happened to me now. Man stay with my grandpa. When I was first moving to New York. I couldn't afford my own place when I moved from Boston and New York, and I got signed by my manager- and I was like man, I'm going to move to New York is going to happen. How do I make the money in my and for this I didn't come stay with me for a while You save up enough money for an apartment. My grandfather lived in New Jersey and it was very important moment in my life to stay with them for a few months, because my grandfather was, he was getting old, he was in my four hours a day and I was staying with him had this time. Twelve years to live, but-
they giving her seventy dollars for those who want to live in twelve years, thought it was over this. All the stroke is going to do a couple days probably found her in the back. Porch was a real sad story. She left, though it was even sadder that way, because she was in pain and she bedsores my grandfather at a tenth or twenty four hours, I was staying with him during this time here. So for a few more since I was staying with my grandmother, who was on death's door for she live like a year or so after I moved out. And she was really aware of many more. She was not quite there anymore and my grandfather who was struggling to take care of her, and you seem sad- and I remember, thinking man. This life is tempered like this x. Your answer I am experiencing right now is a twenty four year old man like this is going to last like this is the problem, of my youth and I d like harden my ideas, thank you. Gotta get going
While this is going to happen to you too, it's going to happen to all of us and you you, you think that you this static thing stay in the same exact state. It's not true it's an illusion, all those but you see that our old people that are walking in a street with their backs hunched over that you can. Reach that aid someday it's going to happen, if you don't pay attention, goes wrong. You can wind up looking like that guy, you did wind up thinking and be Having like that. Guy is a slow ebbing of the life force, the body that's gonna, he's gonna draining, so God dammit get your fun out, get your life out. Just live. You got a live thing asked it's fuckin coming you gotta! Remember, if you don't remember you can sleep in Dont, remember, not gonna get anything done. If you dont, remember, you're, not gonna, you're, not gonna, have the same focus and determination that you would have with the understanding this temporary experience let's see, essentially you re able. Are you able to learn that? Do you know like knots in that that moment. Color helped culminate gibbeted help
We have some people just hard alert. Why is it so hard in time? For us hard? I mean even I gotta. There are probably forgot it yeah it when I got my own apartments or live a normal, probably like let it slipped for a little bit in a manner deftly went through moments. My life lost. My motivation and my point of view are got lazier lost my perspective yeah, but I've figured out. The consequences than I was bound to back is best I could. But I just remember those fumes. Instead, I live with my grandfather being real important report. Two, because he lived in a neighbor. There was real bad bad. It must is North ninth street in North New Jersey. Sounds horrible did honest at every men there. It was great at one time when he was you know when it was all families that at all move this neighborhood thugs forties well, what happen was they did? This thing called block busting they come around as a black people are moving a new neighbourhood dsl now and Everybody saw my grandfather, didn't like black people, fuck off my long like one of those things
real estate agents that they would do that and just turn these neighborhoods over and just make profits and so and then it changed went for a black neighborhood to a puerto rican neighborhood, and now it's like a bunch of different kinds of immigrants- and you know they're all it's all kind of the same cycle, they're all trying to come to America, the trying to establish themselves and that's a place where they get going through a lot of crime lose, is kind of dangerous. The next door neighbor was selling crack in a battering ram to his door. Like. I think something happened while I was there, but the big raid was before I got. There was another sky like barriers in front of his house and gazing at an audi in the driveway. It was selling crack right? Extorted is one is always that one house, unlike the crabby neighbourhood, that is all I get psychoanalytic. Obviously it stands out. Some going to table brings advantages of lions out, frightens man, but I think you haven't dad like that. Must have given you a different sense of the cycle of life in instead of how
a young vital dad you, like my dad so healthy and he's my hero. You grew up gone we share. My dad is now much time left Man year I think it is made me scared desire. Had just may me if the first I made my sense of humour really dark, because I remember like my mom, would ask as if my dad was, of alive or not, you know and make us check on him like around dinner. Before I remember I remember I haven't like I remember my brother. Sometimes holding a mere under his nose ass. He put fava you now to see. If we would, if a mom would, and then we d Tell mom yeah he's fine. You know, sir, and my mom was very caring. She was a good woman she's a hard work in woman. He delivered news. Papers in our whole life, but she just I don't know. Maybe she was angry that she'd felt fallen for this older man. I don't know anyway, I don't know it was weird man it was. I don't know I didn't develop much of our relationship for Witham, sometimes
Develop moment said: I remember that a kind of peace together that create the relationship that I feel like we had. I guess you know like treasure about ten or fifteen moments. Anyone in hindsight he let me drive, and I was young. You know you can't took advantage of yellow bit like you would drive a car, It is when I intend to do to credit card stuff. When I was twelve Thirteen you now tall enough to drive some drive and seven on the interstate man. Only shit do you. And he didn't and an hindsight it made me think. Everything's. Ok, like you know, life doesn't whatever you know, somebody you know like who care whatever everything's fine, you know like It doesn't matter what you know like everythink kids can do adults, duff adult canoe, kid stuff, you know no real lines in the sand there why also there wasn't like a moment you felt like. Finally, you were grown up like you just doing the same shit. You always did ya sister driving at twelve here
or drive my dad's call to these com. Just ass. He was eighty two at a time he aims. He too armor want I'm driving him at the Post office day and he set his nor departed score on the block. You know someone around the block any haddock, Adele Eighty eighty bottle of all my God but of gold brothers, is Abraham speakers in the back and one of mid broken out now, the chinese food like old, chinese food or sometimes to go items in there. Anna Ha Perkins speakers. It always speak In addition, we are ahead of us probably hit three or four cars is going around. The block back to my lad, because didn't empowers beats per steering should have helped why? Don't you get them all to know that eighty eight, the automobile yeah To me, the giant s car was big. Man felt like me felt coup. You know, but in the Caucasus piece of shit man and is he could even tell if it had been hit a bunch of shit. You know he is always hidden showing here. Was it again.
No man delta. Eighty eight, I would feel like those so big they would have to have powers doing, but I don't man would risk crackers? must have been if it wasn't champagne colored? I remember that. Does our boat man felt big if a good thing it wasn't like that. Yeah there's like I know it was probably a year to a team newer than that a year to Northern Ireland. Yes, that those were alike. American boats look at that mother Munger. What years that that things are so it's an entity that until today, seventy one Ninety seven more than you'll get that thing. I'd die is just americana. You open up that hood. It's just a controlled explosion, encased in steel dear? I am I dead, so many get down. That's when I was young and
they had crows in Louisiana, they crows and they busted out the windows in his car, and I would add crows. Did this huge crow yet, like a huge broke, the window broke the windows in his car. They hurried break it. I guess maybe his beak come are yeah. They can do that. I mean they in this day and you sure somebody else and break the window, the crows ringside. Why had us remember Chinatown those a blackbird I was like forty has already thought it was a black man. You couldn't turn his neck, that he's like beyond all these racial self discipline and we're just going to know so. There's just always things like tat. There were judges, weird yeah, couldn't turn his neck. I got one of the things I remember most about him. You know I'm happy a change in his pockets, a lot he liked to whistle. He sat on the couch in us. Apparent kiss one time I take it from other on the head when time at one of our birthdays. That's it yeah this one time, and I don't know I feel like women, Thirty girl, my mother, became a little bit embarrass, maybe almost to us at our door
was at age. What makes I mean if she was like forty and he was eighty there. You know she's forty six when died of old age, essentially right. Men have a disease or cancer, something that when you once you hit around eighty six is kind of like that's the age wherever he starts to go yet over. MA. Am I guess I was you know that you are not to be a Debbie down or enough now you know Debbie Downers spin on stop talking about your life. It's pretty fascinating man. I mean enough of cut, talked about this quite a bit that there's, We all have these ideas of like what your life is be like. I think, a lot of them, based on movies, were based. Like a movie version of life. Yet, oh well, that's how it happened in the movie. That's out was to go down in my life and wise and inhabitants of my life. To it happens in the movie, but then, when you talk to people, are you or you know, my child was different Jamie?
childhood wisdom illegal. I know a lot of people that are really really weird childhoods. Joe ideas is child the crazy story ever do it. S last spring seems an insane to make sure we found his mom dead. While he was on acid ere. I mean his childhood is Craig adopted by us his friends family, and they took a man, and you know it's that his crook, his child, crazy and he's one of the most incredible but our met me out. I was heart, his heart. You go in the Smithsonian Avenue dont. When now now, there's a lobby boy, tat man, there's lobby bull that have come from, like all my best friends, come from some fucked up crazy childhood yeah we're all experiencing that, but the thing is You need to me, as are all these people, with these fucked up crazy childhoods. Those of the diamonds in this way, yeah, you know I don't like you. Ve talked to win Cummings now, on all Israel a little bit of run your podcast here, the Dallas March, we were met while she so fuckin, smart and she's
was too smart, like she's a psycho analyzing herself twenty four seven year and talking about her childhood and experiencing like through trine experiencing through her words which he had to go through and why she became who she is now, so you don't make a person like that, like didn't, come out normal like ill it with the? U dont come out, that way. If they had a normal childhood rise, don't write. When were you make a joy ideas, as you got experience with joy ideas as experienced here that this regular life people does not you're, not gonna ever get one of those people out of their regular live you're, not gonna, make a feel VON Addison regular life here neither is it. A tendering is most my life, my youth, especially our pined, for that regularly national or this idea of what it was. You know, or some we saw on television or little house, the prove that they are really attach myself to you now boys been a huge Michael landed fan as an adult and having found a man from Atlantis and seen that member that Michael Landis used,
to be a faint was hammers, Patrick Duffy might be Patrick Duffy, There was a show called the man from Atlantis was Patrick Duffy, who was in which it was he in he one of those first step. No, no, those one before that there was a big time. Show that he was in before it. He was like a super, star before good man, for unless it's silly hysterics how it every letter water chests it was like on tv when I was a little kid. You know this is how I love those I was looking at us. What year was that on its own firms? Seventy seven seventy eight, as ten years old and he was swimming in the water breather underwater like a fish like he would these key legs together when he would swim head is weird way: ass, women, underwater yeah to swim in a pool ISIS private try to swim, Wendy Land Land us is actually like an effective way to swim. Yes, I don't like he would swim like like a goddamn
often like you, would get in the water. What it is I m is at him from way back then yeah. It's from the show like allow those in Gaza. But always in very good shape, and they would have him swim against the dolphin he was let faster than dont. Let do that is only this shows us deal with his family. The dolphin. I think so RO contests like this in Arkansas lobbies, and yet he is shoot the water grabbed the fish with a dolphin kick it. This is crazy. Looked flies up there like thirty Frida, the water and then again, the fish to the dove exists even better than the dolphin debt, so it make it today they should do it
the exact same scenes. Exact siege put on company central, be fucking malaria same cast, but he would die was in a race, but there was old times. We seem swim underwater gyrate his body like it. It often would weirdest fog. Yeah man. I never wanted to be a fisherman didn't man of ever thought about the YAP. I've never woke up a day of my life Savannah, which shows fish near or how about how about this? How bout a fuckin platypus? What is that this German now look. I was at a double headed c c: worse, that is TAT a person the body seems real, we'll get it he's China, China bite on this, horses bite these at the same time he's trying to get himself free he's Robin this?
Yeah I was too has moved his head is rubbish is in his tide us against, stick out an ice muzzle, they re it's free and false. The ground is he make it is rolling? Does you naked? Put it progress was Rowan. Oh my god. He moves like a dolphin on earth and then it gets the water they re wisely, nay, he's naked right, yes, sorts! now there's a short answer this now is getting night. Oh, my god! This is worse than the Captain Kirk with the alien seen member, that terrible wine with alien here, the crazy eyes, and it shows what a rock cigar. Was it a tender dating key west. Actually is that this legislation is so bad man from Atlantis Scavenger Hunt is what it says on the on the Youtube video. If you want to know why it's working out actual after dig off is worse, that's absolutely worse than the star wars, fight with Captain Kirk in that area, in guy he had ever seen than ever and ever get in star wars. All that shit up STAR Trek, thus star wars, did I get I'm confused
I mean if I star Trek I'd, be pissed, star wars, camera. Yeah, but we already use star some star haven't called something else: But what about the fact that it they got both huge series offer both of em lacerated about its, not STAR Trek Bitches space track. Is it really a year sought star wars, EDA Sears, Captain Kirk first? Is this green alien? Do that moves and super slow? My google he's like water comes left carcase somewhat some terrible punch, the body. It comes right, a terrible crime chop, the sauce look I'm not crazy. Ideas reach a farm and inhabitants who throws a kick out good wove current shitty, ass king, but the green monster obviously knows a little bit more time is just got him on a single leg: dump didn't even try didn't bother trips, severe strength thrown to the air, but meanwhile this is inconsistent there right now. They're battling no problem like the the monsters not overpower. Let me try to buy them.
China, dressers, probably I was gonna net. Meanwhile he's having a hard time, I got that we all a snack, their double fuckin palms into the ears. Double to the ears, though, is a good move and frightened monsters, elevated soiling. This magic initiatives were gets really stupid. He picks up this fake rocket, obviously fake rock, Can we pretend to strain, and why gets it? Why you do this vague rockets, gonna fuckin kill you Louis beautiful man. He was back then look throws it long ago. Still, that is about is often so can. We can hit him, but the fuckin double palmed the hands like the most devastating blow ever, but that rock nothin like they're so inconsistent with. Ability to generate force the reactors in Jones a little bit. How dare you I think she's had enough go get it he's gonna pick up a big rock. Now you motherfucker I'll show you. He's like you, throw a rock at me: Motherfuker, I'm going to throw a fake rock at you and curse like I'm out of here.
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regional and he became an hour friends if that were just my gown, His brother was a present for a bit same thing: yeah Esther his brother. I guess made out on our behalf, so you go fought over. What do you know what it was about? An amber man. I was probably talkin smack. You know, there's been a young, loud mouth and somebody culture dessert. Whenever you ran your mouth ashore, every now, and then I remember that, though and I remember another man who I met, a man who was a box on a big box in and you have see fighting, and am I a man who is a boxer. Like Don Flamenco. Remember that guy down a video game guy, he looked just like my Frank back yeah, that job. I never will just like them. What's that noise? What was how the nosegay was more like a boy was a noise only here, oh, you, don't you
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then I remembered year, children being baby, I guess, holds Princess Diana thing was strange man. Yet once, but you didn't know who she was and I come around, but his mom cryin, unlike people, gorgeous devastated a guess a lot of like southern kind of women. Were you she was an idle to a lot of those women can issues like Elvis Presley kind of well was crazy. She got killed in a high speed chase with paparazzi was chasing her. Think about that's great. Like if that happened here we pride bestowed, about a pin on who it was who they get, they ethic Israelis, retired NASCAR ground, still get him a camera. Do you remember Tony Stuart, a camera he'll kill. Somebody did Holly I got into a cart and ran away. Just ran up the cause. It fuck this- figured out what my attorneys twelve stick over remember because radio station juice to Tom, like us, he's to play. You too have collars, it would call in
and ass we go Tom. Take me out with a bang here, They, like Bonn, sounds like someone down upon. It would take me out Ellie, berry and you'd healing hard to footsteps book. You know when you know cartoons and so is taken as a sound like asylum or little slaps the ground. That's crazy! What would you do you think you ve got in essence like that which you master you think that's what she did. It was under. The internal been ass had been, who knows, begin caught up an idea that junior rugs and stuff this is oh, what his mistress Browns Limburg, he was found Emily, but I already there was his friend that drove it and just disappeared. That's it notices because it was like were registered to him but he wasn't driving you wasn't in town it. Apparently, let's like seven or ten of his friends drivers, fleet of really expensive cars after this happens,
total months ago which was kind of lumber, is really expensive. One having given even a pretty nice Cardona, seen some your cards or the comedy club minor older though I don't have any at all to door oh shit. That's like a three hundred plus thousand dollar car Lamborghini then too door. I want to say: that's four hundred thousand dollars follow how much that fucking thing cost the same. There should say it Valerius Geist these represent mean it is always what are they end up in so much strife? Do you feel like a lot of memory, we're talking about earlier about Ossetia, same thing with them? He don't make them. You don't make. I got a big I'm or a funny comedian or in o org, a great fight or any these weird professions. You'd only make those things. If you don't have some sort of pressure growin up. How much of that bet
three and nine nine thousand five hundred hours GAD damage, as from that's like it's a stripped down version this option When we talk about a little bit of that stuff, three ninety nine, three hundred? Ninety nine thousand. You can't come down began. Oh yeah nice wheels on it to those are those look like aftermarket wheels or dope too crazy That's it that's insane car for a human being to be able to drive you just go by one of those is, scary driving a car that it costs a lot of money. Is it like nerve racking, a little bit for sure yeah, but depends depends on how much money have right. You know like up for Chris Brown driving a car is probably could afford thirty or forty of right, and also for him as point out that scary, right and plus there's something about that world the rap Moreover, these are really Arap right, which com a rapporteur is like a singer. Michael Jack Aigner advantages, commoner retainer here, there's something in that world, where it's very valuable to be flossy. The average value
bull to have like Floyd. May tab, watches and gold chains and like if you're a singer wrapper you don't you present a god was made here. You know I Christmas. Represents a guy who pulls up in a ferrari like, of course, he's in a ferrari. He's Chris Brown he's an alien he's, a famous entertainer dude, so for guys like that it can be put up its employment. We oughta Lang, cruiser camera, carries a worse. I do at nice accorded Al Gore very nice. Now, as this is fleet of cars, forty five million dollar he's got forty five million dollars where the car. What said my God, how that's not that be realistic. All you think it's not, but he plays arenas man if this dude that's his house knows this that is our down there. That one that you definitely him. Do you get your brother's right? Do you gotta? growth. Has your brother filters. Little stronger Wolberg raises serious for cattle act as a dope Cadillac, whose is this is. This is
this sounds, but I find a bigger the house. Jesus Christ nice man I could get a nice rest, and you know what you get beautiful, so peaceful. He added it's just that Entertaining of that lifestyle is what breaks allow those guys here cause you might make forty five million dollars. You really might make that like, while I'm at forty five million dollars, but are you gonna make forty five million dollars every three years because of not burn through it in three years ago way. Levin soon as you stop, making money or you want? You want take time off anyone, rights, new material. Do all that's weird, because you got bills: mother Fucker, you chewing through money left and right, and you see some new crazy diamond studs watch the jeweler shopping. I have got to have its a million dollars, got habit boom we throw a million dollars, a good investment. Billion dollar watch on what in a fuck did I the two days now a pyramid scheme when I was younger
Robin area. With a lot a pyramid schemes comment through how they get ya. It is asking for two thousand dollars pretty monster and I gave it to and when they say that they say when they show you this specialised sheet of paper, that they really called even specialised chart which inside- is the most minutes the lameness name for, like a pyramid scheme, a specialised chart, you know and then at ease blocks in the bottom was green and then yellow and then blue and then read and each time you put thousand in. You guess somebody else to put you money in and then you soldier and kept moving up. And it literally was a pyramid in you'd heard, like the term pyramids game am still fell for man. So in that? I feel are still miss that money. A lot of times are all boxing coach. Try to hit me up, one of those really yup when I first moved ally, Workin out this place in North Hollywood, now start taken boxing lessons from this dude and one day he drew with is the clunky is shitty
pyramid scheme pitch ever because he wasn't going to talk or otherwise you know he thought out years this guy, I was on a sit, come nobody was watching. You already knew I was back, then it was like a targeted me out. Just do the Germany thousand ACT or might have some money right now he's like Antonia woke me, oh bodies, rooms on my truck. I got them from that. Oh yeah. How does it work He goes well, you put in money and then, after a while, you know you could take some of the money out new. You know and get a lot of money that way they work this pyramid scheme he's like to me his eyes, Glade over. I go now stood with his levels. He's like you put this, go it's pyramid scheme. We just stand there in the parking lot looked at each other and I go I gotta go and then I never wear it worked out that Jimmy generously warm done. I can't come here anymore, it's fucking, can. I get my money back plus he's a big due to car, dangerous, dangerous to say no. Did I work out with David Duke when I was growing holy shit. We showed a back fence and has grown up holy shit we cigoto.
I mean that's, cannot consider the political. That's cleanup Aramis, game or not, but indeed I threw out. Where did this seafood restaurants busboy over there and he did it pretty Yes, girl that worked at the seafood restaurant was this when you in the kicker notice was after is not act as an like a seem like a his one. How many years goes? Nineteen anything So that was when he was in the public eye. He was like a big deal back them right. Wasn't that one it was it than that that he was like running for public office? Let me think it was no. When I was younger, he was running against at whenever doubly for public office hours Polly around eighteen. Ninety are eighty eight I feel like he did some stuff after that on a national level or was it a state? level. Would you run for governor something that ran for governor a couple times yet human arm over the signs of the exemption? Edwards was a crook allegedly in data Duke, was a racist and that's what
one of the campaign post said, don't blow for the races vote for the crook, that was the campaign Jesus Christ or those everywhere to stir in a crook one that man one that's but we are against any. Many was in. I'm not its practices, but he was. He was elected to Louisiana House of Representatives and nineteen. Eighty nine in that year the sitting representative resigned his seat to become a judge and Duke ran these special election to fill it see daily. Beast describes the race in writing the off. Here specials election, which David Dude threw himself little media notice at first out through him, so threw himself. Little media newness of note my notice at first who turned himself too as a. Why, tat himself. As a pro life, fiscal conservative was known as an ex clan member he issued over
Lee Racist Language and instead pointed to crime in the city criticising affirmative action and minority set asides who he always did. Just and tries them. So I went in all that, with his did. Basic work out He quit like a bitch. When the reps got home, he was, he was using animal, he was. He was strong, giving strong man year, prologue people after Maccallum, probably gonna, be on your pc, cues, probably and again the direction he described me direction in Ireland it in media. I how to do it right getting conversation time, but he would yeah. This is how you do This is how you do it. Ah, ah Jurassic Unworth Clan and it s not TAT day. I wanted to try to meet his lady did I was China Mill around to see fuckin Ella pair her pants alone. You feel, may do when you were little kid. I mean that's almost fifth. Also care gorgeous thrilling on how I was erect Bre I've never been. Why erect and was ever not to think that but began your whole idea that pussies changed Maybe she was so good, like regular girls.
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then I saw you on tv man you that x kkk. What not, why I ask you, what do you say and pick it up stuff in the laundromat behind there to get authority outcome as crazy? I gotta be real careful. We go for a guy like you I guess the racism is pretty popular authentic, where, from you know, with popular your growin up. Boston was definitely more racist in San Francisco, but Florida was more racist, impostor for sure yeah I saw. Way more racist shit in Florida. I think, then, I D way: more than San Francisco. I remember. I too am convinced my mother, that I did not what the word nigger met. Why didn't know what it meant and she was mad at me, like you know what it means I don't know, I don't tell me what it means. You shall tell me what it means. I couldn't believe it does. What? Could someone so that schools like white? I goes China pretend
I knew what the kid was. Talkin man, I got home ass. My mom she also got mad at me when I asked her out, while people had made babies seated thing I know she's out, I knew it. You knew already now she goes chagos. I'm gonna tell you in just go out. I go norms and its tells me I come out several now forget this was in the car with my sister and she goes. What's his penis in a woman's of german velvet floor back there waiting, we wear seat belts, fell right down onto the floor, our slap and floor of a nineteen seventy one barricade at I was the funniest shit ever a man. Wait a minute wait a minute. You make people by a man like I knew it. I know. You're gonna laugh like what the fuck's wrong. We think there will be a more creative way kind of a little bit. You know like. Maybe, if you like, hide some likes, I hide it in their ears or somebody at a sneak seamen in a somewhat easier. When not look and are just some a little bit more was a fuck
a way to be introduced to, because I didn't know, and I asked her and she said: you're gonna laugh, you just got a laugh and then a magazine funny now you gotta tell me because of it. I gotta hear them ignore not gonna and then when she tells me that a laugh catapez me I've now think about, I was only seven fuck was I supposed to know yeah yours was to know what the fuck was. She is, but she was like dont. You already know, she's assumed. I knew everything city. My mom was a big lessons. Lashers, like you know, like I don't know, tell me: dude. I remember her who would tell us seven your notes under some eleven year old out when you can tell them that how you make a baby. Why asked I wanted to know, but I think, a seven year old in nice, Tina. Seventy four. He asked his way different than a seven year old in two thousand six loud or seventy seven years back then, but little animals. They will focus
average monkey people here. We were more like monkey people, we didn't have any internet there, three channels on television. I gotta get up the changed with your hand here. When you're friends was missing, people just disappeared, it would go to the woods and never find em again. You left the house, There was a fucking answer machines, a thousand a high school. Nobody even knew where anybody was no one had a portable phone. It's a well into my adult years, egg, back in the south from summer for school. It is hoped everybody was still alive. Fine, Yoda, good, your friends house you'd, knocking on our door, Hymns Wilson's, my home. They let in what's up. Do they get a fine? Do I know you? Let's go, hang now have to drive each other in a media two makes very specific instructions. So come on my house wrong six o clock the mountain front and are now and I'll come out. Ok, ok, I repeat my mercury, gotta go member that shit. And was often did I It is our dismiss the old days and the only way to communicate you like being for
people just good information like information, you got the rumour and bay, Sickly mystics are the other thing communication. We have was all looking at each other raw or at the very least, Harrington S, voice on the phone and very little shit. Why don't you go broke up with you over the phone? That's called planet. Look at you, nor did she called me up, said it's over mother fucker, but she had to make contact with you. At least you couldn't text you it's over betcha, I'm fucking friend, right now back then you have to actually make contact. This is just not working out. I need my space here. Just look at it on text they need to hang up in your house in some of your house really who was it and then you have to like expound to them when it just occurred. Did people think it's hilarious broke your heart pussy, do too I remember this Ah we
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but that is a job that our sense of smell give to be that closer. I say I know a shark smell your pussy when you're it like the ankle deep in the water tat a mile away from them from them from them. But it's a medium, rare and key Biscayne is not some speculation about certain animal attacks occur when women are menstruating the animals more likely due to apple shooters. That's like some human, human rumour in our sums, silly I believe that dude I would a time but mean if somebody is bleeding your poor right attack em, I wonder about
that, like, if somebody gonna miles their bleed to my house and driving care about it, you get makin, fuckin, attacked ya, get tat the average my carpet or some you stand and the girls is of you have one of those nineteen. Seventy shag carpet all white, the alleys take issues over the door and his girl comes in with some old school Jim shorts on in a really Winkie ass pad leaking of labour goddamn dear gun it with a red rotted, can alone she's leak in all of your future. Garbutt, would you do the attacker d help her out as a friend and just wash did I think you got a home and knock at the moment. A towel. You get higher and archer I think that point did not. If somebody doing that my house there, then I wouldn't do that to you. You don't do that to me. I mean you don't believe like that. That's gonna be a huge, drag women just bled here, but if you're purposely just drop drop in on my living room- and you know that I love this carpeting. You know that a public and afford new carpet there was of there was
this thing or these women were letting their periods run down the legs. Oh yeah, like some sort of a protest. I forget what the protest was about Burma. We're watch now gone. We have absolutely failed as a human being. We are so in denial of the biological process that it somehow or another appeal protest to lead. Your menstrual blood rolled down. Your legs somewhere is in some serious errors in communication? If that's a statement of you are making a statement by letting period like it's either of them. Ass. A failure on the side of men to not under like communicate that it's no big deal it's a natural cycle of life. It's part of life doesn't freak us out. It shouldn't freak you out. Let's figure out yet tampons its make sure you could take care of us like the same way make sure people have toiled apron. The bathroom right. You just go shitting your pants decide of protest right. It's it's a hygiene, issue, like it shouldn't, be approached by
a good gender based protest here, like how bad is our lines Communication have to get where women in any way think that letting pussy bleed down leg is reclaiming some sort of power. I don't think so. I think it's tacky I do man, I don't and our own. I honestly don't know woman. I will do what I really want to know what model I wouldn't want. Even habits by accident. It doesnt freaked me. I don't give freaked out yonder just read out by some people. Do though, he amicably W. You appeared, or somebody that kind of stuff? I just no we're what's gone wrong with communication, where that becomes a protest. Yeah like I don't want to. I want to it's wrong of me to say. I want to see that. Maybe that's what the protest as well. I get it I mean I, I get it on board all sides, but it seems so unnecessary. What was the reason they were doing that yeah,
really reason why men protest and more about anything. Do you think we notice that does not mean exactly where ass, if it were tat, were trying to sex tampon tax? That's UK out tax hello goes as previous nineteen, oh yeah! Well something in a dyke. More recent events, thick drippin, is highly motivated of ass. Were women protein. By letting their minstrel blood run down their lives, scuba that place and prepare for some increase. The FBI racism fully, Above all, I want to say and they're gonna come to your house yeah. I never armor protests in college about soccer coach. Had a girls soccer team on creating an army are protesting about that. You pay does tat mean to my bodies- and I remember this- at the last minute. The coaches are out there like the meat that local news is out there like interviewing us. We'll have signs, you know and a handicap. Fella money was in
we was an here that Carl Sagan Disease, whatever that is, is a guy who knows you're, not our Stephen hawking. He showed up that van. You know what the loudspeaker oddities like we got reinforcements and then the little ramp came down and he came rolling over the pickets on. Why and then he died. He actually daddy died in the flood of years later that fella, but a protest Medina near Katrina, flood. It can use medication fuck you don't they those kind of things you know right. Medication is not a people may die, they become a casualty of the disaster, fuck man. So Why was he given the girls creating what's dangerous about giving growth? Creating jack come out and we just stay? I people know about its active member, the first, how creating hit the mark, like you know it words, t yelling but it may be gain a little bit of water waterway get a little little chubby in the face. But what of what is the negative ask is whether a negative, the coaches
as it is currently I'll. Take it needed. No also the coaches didn't. Even now, he added is wanted some sort of an edge and had it been establish whether our saviour yeah see just kind of like we had at seeing at the start of protest and yet protests going on accept, but when there is a protest, it's almost always liberal people that a protest. In these days seems to be like protesting. Like some speakers, university, though I have some speaker and they'll be protest in them, or you know you'll, be like the women's March? We ass protein Yeah all these protests against Trump thereof, filling marches. People say that the tea party has a massive protest, but I can't find anything to chose been any numbers that were anything close that women's March, specially allay our internet said. There were speculated numbers that weren't proven upwards of one or two million people were
where did open one or two places one did they had any people back then, because I heard that crowd or other go yeah, but the thing is like it. When you, when you talk about that. Like you, gotta, think of, what's confirmed like what confirm numbers like we have satellite images. Now he uttered, there are different than what they had backed and so like. If you, get they like the footage they were talking about with the inauguration. It's pretty clear when you look at the full twenty four hour sped up footage of how many People were in the crowd versus how many people in the crowd for Mamma he was more people for a bomb. It's pretty clear. It looks like massive amount of people when you look at it on the ground, overall, then you look at the big picture from above its not as many So, knowing that they tried to conflate those numbers, they try to fleet those numbers and make it seem like
mean, with a lot of people are saying it knave and set it on television. Those biggest crowd for inauguration ever went around now we know not us are true, so maybe that was the same thing with a tea party. We really don't know it's tough to tell unless it happened to Morrow, I go there. Tomorrow. Use the same, modern methods of now figuring out many people in an area, but they said that they think there was nine hundred and seventy thousand people get the women's March, just in LOS Angeles. Allow yeah her that's a bigger say into rehab. For the country, I they live pretty Jerry Big City right than they have a bunch of them. You think it was a lot of du jour like hoping that, like there was an attack or sums they lose their. Why? For some you know, I don't know about a lotta dues, but probably one guy, ah more than one a bay as fifty fifty. You know, there was some do like hug wife extra hard thinking that, like some in a militant islamic LAW, our non islamic group was in a ghetto, be it
I guess anyway, I never been involved in any terrorism. I haven't mean either I think there are some stuff going around the end of last year was MIKE Pence in House bill about a poor, an abortion bill in Indiana which bring up some more stuff about the taxes on Tampon That's it, I'm sure, that's what it was, and so these girls were letting their minstrel cycles run down. Their legs did Matt Satellite, it is. I'm ok was sent on a like that. I welcome you feel or incorrigible, and I can feel that way. I feel I can say that anymore, like I'm on the girl side. Waterfall raising taxes on tampons yeah. You want to make more money off. Some of the people have to buy that's fucked up here. That is fucked up. It's fucked up because you have to buy tampons and men. Don't have two bites of men, decide mangled patriot, faggot damp Antwerp. Here's attacks this. They're, just lazy and dumb trying to figure out where to shove taxes and don't make any sense like tampons what it will happen What else NET Europe tax vitamins? You piece of shit, we're tax, healthy food finance,
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like so ignorant yeah silly. I agree. It is a shame, of period only got out my parent, who already run words. Who do you think that started from, though? Do you think it some that we learned or something that for sure ignorance, the ignorant some like puritan values make sense like. Why would you scared periods, I'll beat a period in me and no one other than you live, and we made it through and what would know what, if I think about the EU decent, they have things like that. Now in women were their stop in their periods is scary, you think, or not control pills. Do that when the idle and often on to give their periods back here, the birth control, have positive benefits, though some women take birth control pills for certain ailments. Tat was one of the big things that was an issue back when rush limbo, gotten trouble for saying some girls, a slut, could she wanted birth control pills to be paid for by insurance? Member that people get real, Madame amuses sounds like some. He would say. Yeah was a big issue because I think
some women like for their own health actually need birth control pills and not just for sex right. Women. I don't even have sex. I get regulate certain diseases and issues that they might have passed is more than one reason to take that stuff? I pm I think I mean I think they should. You know they should be, what they need. You know like what's his christian attacks at like the extra tax with him ants fire decided find some money some other way or even just ass. Dude asked people say you know women having a tough time or we need extra money due to the fact that you think I've got a couple lecture dollars out. Therefore, lady. That needs a couple you now. If you get the other. I guess yeah man. I'll! Do that day. I believe you. You know, I mean it's. Definitely it's just, it's a necessity, ya, like weather, opponents are Maxie bad. It's sums, and necessity we're just lucky. We don't have that an issue, but a thousand issue for men like if
men bled out of our ball sack leaked once a month If that was the case, you do pissed, we would be they are making. And ponds and you're tax Temple. Yeah, you make more money off me and my balls bleeding the we would be sure. We'd be fuckin fury. We wouldn't handle a well data. We had blue if we had that we were not handle it. Well did I be scared? I probably stay indoors get nervous a lot and we would deafening went birth control to be paid for by the government dilemma with TAT S. True, that's a great way to put an actual annually on yourself and see what you would do you now get that's why, when you look at a guy like my pants, who you know who's the vice president of the United States respectfully, but some are told you a dick you wouldn't be shocked. Just by looking at it looks like every. The high school assistant like football coach, you know right is crazy, like who, in the past and I d, like Dana girl, you know who those were from my high schools, spanish teacher, really cool guy.
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He was twenty five to seventy women. He we thought he was a hundred and fifty thousand years old when you're seventeen and the teachers twenty five yearly. That dude is anxious for a quarter of a century liquidity, to which I mean he was even it was eight years old and groans. Banger was crazy. Do You think that those laws are accurate. Those age, old age, age, limit laws for here's, an old hires. Why laws about consent get blurry here's. Why? Because when I was eighteen, I turned eighteen girlfriend and she was seventeen, and why and I turned eighteen, she turns seventeen first no. I turned eighteen first? She was sixteen for like a month and then she turned seventeen and her think it was her mother. Why girl or not like her mother, was worried that what we were doing was illegal? she knew that we were having sex? I was lying to my mom and intolerable.
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stay, she's, legal! So your time, you some magic thing takes place over a twenty four hour period, right all the sudden, cheese legal that seems odd, Actually, if you're, just eighteen, nineteen or whatever it is, it gets super weird. If your seventy right. You know who you are super all than you sit in their outside the school room. One more day is waiting. One more rubbing. Hanseatic league will go to windows after candy voice, but you know it's just it just like a hard law like that as to when consent occurs when it was when the age of sat with its eighteen or seventeen and someplace, it would be sixteen someplace. You get married people there, Tina got real weird. Do you believe that, like a sixteen year old and like a thirty year old could fall in love? Do you believe that I do not believe it, because we urge people fuckin, weird man, he bore weird and something people get together and ended defies all odds, but it works great yeah like there
people that have a bizarre relationships with their their separated by vast distances and age there. Now they are inherit. Actually, when we think about eight years yeah I mean think about that, mean thirty, eight years them when your dad fit to stop and think about that. For a second, your dad was forty. Eight, your mama's ten minutes illegal. That's crazy! I'm out he's my age. Your dad was my age and your mom was ten year. Well, yeah. That's in that area. Are vote no on that. Well, in that this, in your situation and made the Obama here, nobody gets hurt, but think, but I guess you I mean it's weird. If you do, you feel like it that, We was a sixteen year old boy. Here's where outfield way less weird was a hot dog, the old woman and a sixteen year old. Yes, are you sorry, gotta, be honest, yeah feel less weird. I don't think it's ideal radicals ideal for the kid, but would have
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he's eighty years old. I have for the first time that we have what it says on the water. She reads out not only want to see you do that That's that's that they want to do is no way that can want to do that, Estonia is it. I saw a bottle now on alive. They won't. You know it's like going on from the beginning of time. Is people been oppressed, but now the first time we can broadcast to the whole world? They look at it through their standards right as the standards of the people that live in it area Judy. I guess fair, that save idea or not announced on percent air or safe and scare its ancient antiquated. He comes from like these, these cultures that caught up to our own current perception of the of of of civilization of life that you should let people do Fuck they want to do is no way that kid wants. Do that. Do you think someone we start to like like a what, When is technology like not good for us anymore this, but I'm a mind. A lot recently, like MRS make me think about that. Look at what point is it that
if we want to survive as human still like it will point. Do we ve no unrove stop it or not, stop it. But what do we do I know it s actually gets taken over so quickly that when human when behaving very animals to be human or behaviors are going to be nothing we're just gonna- be running little systems we're operators yeah. No, I think what you're feeling and thinking is what a lot of people feeling think so pretty common subject, but a lot of people are talking about a lot of people have perceptions and ideas and fears and projections of what they think. You're gonna happen. No one really knows no one really knows, but for sure the way we live right now is for alien to the way, the people that lived when your dad was born leah- and that's just you know a generation ago- mean really If you really look at what it really is a your dad like one skip one go to the birth, your dad, that's crazy
I mean that that is an insane amount of innovation. And change here and once we start becoming integrated with the computers? and once they become a part of your body, that's when things are going to get so fuck it strange relating to happen. There's there's a guy. Did we play it on here, the guy who has the artificial legs that are powered by Neuro chemicals amount, which is you in that? Did you play that after the bar Gaza Jaffa pockets? Put it on put it off for Theo, because this is the craziest fuckin thing ever met there figured out a way to make these artificial legs that work like real legs like for the longest time. They ve been awkward and may be strange and they ain't got better and they made see some artificial limbs for veterans there. We're we're pretty passive. I didn't even walk without a lamp if they pulled it off correctly, but now now they ve come up with saying that you're controlling with your mind, oh my god, it's like a machine and they have theirs
actually bionic Billig bionic legs and these are functional like they have real people, but Have these artificial legs attach their body and There are neural impulses than normal impulses that trigger you, know tissue movement on a regular person, make it happen like it. This guy. You here is the Father of Bionic Revolution has designed his own prostheses lost both of his life. In a climbing accident. So this guy engineered these artificial learn up a knife. He was seventeen and he decided to become an engineer, found a solution to the problem and do away with outdated prosthetics, which he had been given. So this God developed these leg. That make him walk. Like he's. And was shorts on? Look it look at other, injecting into it feel and move from sales from the brain to me,
using man this guy's moving anyone can use them. He can dance with the more he can run. Look at that he's, fucking running. You can run with You can go upstairs the coming together of man and robot. I mean and this is again human limitation cities, us that's his daughter, she's run as background. You see their bosses dynamics robot. They should do Yesterday there were no. I now hear play that big, one day a human is gonna. Get these legs like this boss and dynamics, robot watch it jumped that's a man. Not a robot. Determine a rubber can jump like six feet in air sums. Yeah, see a systematic time here, a lot it people take their feed off and put these four and things on and roll down the highway and we're gonna choose those demon legs, those backwards horse type legs because apparently more efficient and more efficient springs. Won't you sit down on him. It is everywhere you does it scare you when you watch it at its present. I am fairly scares me yet. It scares
because it some its change and radical change. Its probably come in at a steady pace, but we can't really manage near now. That's all is the scary thing about the change that were experiencing right now. It's happening so fast. We're not gonna be able to manage it. Isn't I wasn't to pay Dick, whether or not is a good thing or a bad thing, and even if it is, we do predicted it's a bad thing. We're not gonna, kill us Where is it there's a crazy race going on. We don't exactly know what the goal is, but this crazy race to innovate to keep coming up with better and better stuff, whether it's better laptops, better computers, but it's all leading somewhere, we're not exactly sure where, but were chasing the best product available possible and that contributes to this, so the sort of matrix of technology. In an incredible sort of votes this environment with you lift the reality we looked at it like like a life form It's evolving quicker than anything we ve ever seen ever. Oh yeah in Armenia. Everything else from the chair
so we're talking about earlier to bug, stir the snake that was eaten a snake they all evolved they ve all slowly changed, there's been natural selection. There's been random. Mutations is but of factors that allow them to get there state there are today, never seen anything like technology mean from my from my day, had a computer in nineteen. Ninety nine actions like that, like Afore gigabyte, hard drive, and I thought it was the shit. Can you believe this due for gigabyte now you own. As a hundred twenty eight gigabytes, now, every you phone that comes out is going to even bigger and bigger than a three hundred two hundred sixty gigabytes in the fuckin terabytes Talks have a terrible on a regular basis. Now that is its a thousand megabytes fucking insane. We have this incredible, invite now, where everything is getting better all the time, whether its cars or tvs or phones, and its hat right in front of us we're just sitting there watching it and we're helping it we're helping it were feeding it.
What can one in the newly shit comes out? You can't wait. There's a line outside the apple store. Please please, he's, show me what's gonna replace me Did you see it yet? No little step closer Your finger. Bear this. One takes your fingerprints. Next one takes your dna. When you blow into a powers at Lily feeds off here, breath in the Netherlands in Electric Champ, that takes your dick size. One goes right up your ass, like a fuckin tampon, and it was not tat. They have one that wraps run, risk now. Nokia just came out with one it's crazy. What is walk? Do they have a cell phone? You walk right up to your fuckin wrist like that lap and its slaps lentils, rubber band, yielding the kids, have race at Sea S, lap, races and adjust. Apps around your rest as a flexible screen. He could look at your screen on your wrist It's shown you your email and whose con armor on radar came out. There was a big thing around us rate are people, radar. Do they got right
memory now, radar detectors. Yours I get me do mother. One of our bodies to drive around the grocery store? Is here be, but he went by the electric doors and all right mind still. Does that to this day, radio detect that some did miss you old days? Man, sometimes you know, I'm not like you know. Naysayers that believes that the future isn't going to happen, but I surely miss the old days. I miss. I miss old diseases. I miss old. Then you just Many have legs, everybody gets nice t there, but I get so everybody gets you dont want that I want some people are a little different did armor they had a dude who broken nag images or is ethical and assure just never. He just the duties, shirt never fit the same way. You know, and now HU we was, you know he wasn't. You know,
If ever you can a warrior, we warrior life with you a little bit more makes any sense, but does it does makes you got rabies or something, and you lost a landmark. You got you know you nowhere, you know you just for you and have bionic legs. You know yet, like crazy process, attics at somebody. Had you know with what in Tucson had cigarettes. He kept his leg, one timely and Astrid built on the side of the other. When you across his leg over and really began just I don't know, there's something I was that. I believe in fact, that I'm gonna get some bionic legs, wouldn't you etc I'm not that gas. I don't know that for years a guy. You would want the bionic legs like this. You dont want to become that guy. If you do, when we come that guy with cigarettes, in his allowing them now I don't want to think I'm a guy. The ass train. You die. You dont want become that guy. You want me to go with biological, if you're either, one of those guys are two percent a year ago,
So I guess maybe dismiss the visual. I was made us miss that time and just things seemed a little slower. Will people always long from past? Yes with you that feeling of nostalgia, especially to people that never really totally felt secure during that time, so the Roma, It says that time. You know state. Is one girl, she's de vacillate between her childhood? Was this amazing dream and our childhood was hell Ricky Nary a straight answer out of her like east. You would tell you that her childhood was his terrible, terrible life. There was constantly filled with stress and pressure and yelling and fighting and everyone was poor, known to pay the bills, and then some ass. You describe it and it would be like this wonderful magical time and everything was beautiful and amazing, and if she could only go back then, when life with simple Odylic, what in the fucking dog you gotta you have this. Delusional perception of the past that you casually adopt right, but for the most part you talking about you
childhood and scars at its left with you and they fuck with your head all day long, but then occasionally you'll pull out some bullshit version of your life, and I, like you, look some like like a memory seen in a movie, whereas blurry in perfect music is plan. Is it a survival schuyler? Yes, we're she's, not you think she's deftly knots right now. She deftly nuts, but it's also survival scale. I think people to grow up in horrific childhood special They have a way of longing the longed for that ass. They largely of so much nostalgia that they distort their memories. The memories are fucked up anyway, man, he s crazy. They alters you get older, you can you can almost if use plant this need now of what could be a memory later. It will almost become a real memory later you're. Not I'm talking about. How do you do that you could deftly manipulate your own brain? It's crazy. Did you can trust yourself these days it any any day, though, human memories have designed to recall the past and perfect order, his design
to remember what dangers and what's not keep move and who do you I got like deal idea of. Do I know you, you know I mean like around people that you trust and care for you remember that you will remember things. They did bad guy fuck. It hit me with that that piece of shit here and start the inborn not designed for these long term strategies for the world. In remembering what the fuck happened thirty years ago, when you're in high school or whatever you knock, I remember all that stuff and if you do to be all fucked up in jail, build up in your brain. It won't be accurate g. You they do that. Everything that show black mirror to bow down to see a couple of Sars to absorb. There's an episode where the woman's a woman's husband passes away and have enough audio of him online where she can now it's how they can take all that audio and makes it together, and she can now talk to him online because enough of his voices in the internet and new. Having this, can you even imagine you're gonna live. You could potentially be interviewing people for efforts of woe, and after you're gone row syllable
where, because I wouldn't know what else would have to be an actual, if you're gonna listen to someone in a pot gas interview and someone who would have to be the actual person it does, you know really know what they're old say. I don't even know what the fuck I'm gonna, but they have the best databases. Somebody like you to be honest, they're gonna get database, but at the end of the day, right not real time- and it's not based in Them- is that in the moment at all, but I thought that was pretty fascinated. They could even do it. It is it's only the beginning of with it it will do to get people to recreate. You thought patterns to the point where they can recreate how you would feel and think, and I think how you feel think is a lot of time dependent upon your health yeah. I just been really many times roses really tired and I just want the same person and I would be felt really awake. I can also, who is that of the same guy, because put me in the same scenario, with the same person, make saying the same thing right of a different reaction to it, based on how I feel, which is one of the
This is why I think it so important to optimize your life, like your physical health, is so important to have as much energy is you can all the time for greater than when you talking to people. You have a positive, excellent response to it. You have like a good feeling, you take it. He, like but whenever you experience in life you don't be weighed down by your physical body to the point we don't enjoy the experience as much as you could of your feel, unhealthy and happy and where the vest part you can't even get to the surface, to like be there to resonate with the other how's, your cranky tyre. Yeah hung over man worse or song, drink medical. Drinking annex that hang his couldn't take the worst drug. They think they got up they figured out a way to cure hangovers some guy said, that by twenty something like twenty twenty, they will have cured. Hangovers, out some some new method to cure hangovers. So literally Separate doesn't mean you say you know you took him all these things about. The future gives you really to make a future man you know of each man here. Make a new shirt each man and that they have. I Our tuna think call future. Some
you happy Jerome, that's a woman, a thing I might a member spanish? What I'm saying at one point, or we know good anymore- well, we're not be this anymore? I don't think it's a matter of us being no good. I think you would pose the same question to Australia. Pythagoras. However many hundreds of if that millions of years ago the fuckers were created. If you went back then, and talk to those people with a sort of canopy or communicated in some weird fuck and grunting form about what the fuck happened. A million years from now that their Billig more we're not gonna, be us anymore. Well enough, clothes on many communities, say: let's Jerome I gotta get in the car. I won't even walk places on we're, gonna butterfly in a plane, you mean I'm not gonna have to freeze to death in the middle of the few rockies as they try to cross. Oh, my god, no mean we change everything, changes changes like monkeys, change, dislike arbour.
Asked ancestor changed. Will we be ok? Do you feel like we? Don't? I won't be us, that's what we, we'll be we right, because what we Every time we had a different thing, man you're different thing- it's my Jordan can't play Kogi because they distort the same at the same time like right, but if you could get a time machine in putting together be fascinating, right yeah, but they can't- and they don't- and thing keeps going. The thing keeps a thing does not way, and you are a part of the thing you know we look at the thing in terms of like iphones. I want I for one a piece of shit, throw run the ocean, but back in the day, I for one, was the future. Get me my phone aluminum on the back of it. Look it up just like I'm talking here and make it work when attached to care about you get a life, slow as far, but you get online Mumia. Those are good times ban, but if you got one of those today be horrified like this slow, clunky piece of shit fuck, this thing ever make it cried, beat your spouse, weather
you know, that's, aren't you wouldn't care lotta. Did you fuck and hated skip it across the lake? I guess I'm just nervous and I'm not going to be needed any more in the future. You know as a comic yes, there's a comic. I think about that. But also this is like a human. Well, you you'll be something whether not needed is what you need. Of needed is what we all need when we think we need needed, because we don't like feel unneeded are unnecessary, so like to be desired, so want to be needed bright. Eventually, they we're gonna, have to probably replaced that with fulfilled, replaced that with joyful with gratitude with enjoying the experience of it, sell to who now scary some changes which we might eliminate emotions that might, if We're going to engineer something I not me, but if I was someone looking to ultimately innovate and get us past, where we are now as a species of yours, certain leaps and bounds of the human race can have to make one of the big ones
I would have to say, as we are always true tat by our emotions. Man, HANS, tripped up by anger. And jealousy and desire racism, mild, racism or serious racism, or you know just distorted, perceptions of reality that are caused by the ego, not looking at things accurately too hacked you from the reality of who you are versus. Who you like to pretend you yeah, all those different variables can hold back people right now. They come up with a way, to ensure this ultimate bliss state without any allows us to take it as a zombie, I'm godlike level in a state of constant ecstasy like taking the drug access via like, but an intelligent crafty at length provoking moving forward ecstasy with no emotions attached to it, and no no jealousy and no anger boy who's going to not go into that good. Like you want to be a champ, you want to go back to chimp days when you bite each other's dicks off.
Like your fingers, often killing each other and each one is that we want do or do you want to go forward while if you want to go forward in might be several steps until we get there, but I think ultimately We may very well reach a point where we do not have motions as we know them today, because they're not necessary because their biological artifacts of time where we were alive and tooth Fang and claw trying to prove ourselves from other organisms, when that we might surpass that we might reach some new state, and that might be the main tool or the main ingredients main element that we introduce
into the human species that allows us to take it as a zombie, I'm godlike level, because, like our new medium canna yeah, I mean, if you become something that you would never imagined exists, now like something that can engineer the future, something that can change a body turn turn some thought, some one into something that you ve never experienced before, make a mind infinitely more powerful than the minds that we currently experiencing the greatest minds on earth. That's our engineering! If that's all possible, you think our feet. These will be like in a museum nope, I think it'll be a relic, be a just like wearing no closes a relic mean you can go back to the Amazon right now you can find people did not aren't weren't enclose, undiscovered tribes thirds to go in there,
arguing in they discover these working people, the shootin, bows and arrows helicopters cameras on appear in termites to see, however, that whatever the fuck you can stay alive, that's all a relic right, iced miss makes me nervous in terms of content. The major of on line to the matrix I'm gonna give us suffers. What would you bring if I said a dude, you know in the matrix, but you bring. Thanks? I have to bring a pitcher my family and then after brain, probably I bring probably some water, you'd be water in the matrix. I'm not gonna, be there without it and imagine you don't once more to bring water, Uruguay, behold the fuck I want. But of all of us
the only some of the war, and it gives some of their right to try to get the water bagful you jack in the water, a brother signing a brother would drag all around my grasp, man, a puppy, give it out, and I would take a knife in there like a small knife, a small one near or maybe a toothbrush to you? The only person would have recognised girl in the matrix begins and pearls were always thinking. You're pushing the major from having a nice girl. So may I don't know if I care about that. I just want to be in there without so am I a little bit of a creature comfort zone from your own constable on their work is about taking the same feelings and I feel uncomfortable when in this matrix. I understand that, I don't want to not at least like some new clean, my teeth or you know maybe like it MIKE scar for some sudden make me feel rights more comfortable, totally notice. I don't get you in the major you and will you take an egg,
I assume that physical objects would be useless, saw just go: but the water might be a good idea in our aid and we might let no one except, I think the real problem is. Is your life force is what you are inside, like is a soul real and would have and scientifically isolate the soul. They can fit if science figures out away like I know we didn't used to know the subatomic particles, we didn't you you know what a cell was. We didn't used to know the difference. Multi selves single cell organs, but now we do right what if one day we get to appoint work, we have isolated the cell in a human you can see it the same way a dog and see that magnetic field right of isolated in people? We know what it is, and you can They take it out. Iranian transferred into the matrix new will live now in the matrix, but your physical body will cease to exist and what, if that's? What happens when you die right would have that's exactly what happened.
Need. I would if that's why the dm tease released in your mind you below through this kaleidoscope of geometric patterns to this other place, would have that exactly what happens. I believe it can happen that feels most for realistic to me, but also thank you, come back and be reincarnate. He could Polly bounced back and forth between the two. Why not mean if you can be born Why can't you be born again there's, no evidence, I know, there's no evidence and you know, but there You also know that you're alive generally evidence we have is that we ve been here already, wants yeah, so He is most likely that that would occur again. I don't know about likely, but totally possible. Would you go into a person can exist at all if you can exist at all, if whatever the fuck justice is exists in the form that is Theo Yvonne. You telling me that you're absolutely sure, but it doesn't pay ass through to some next dimension when the physical body deteriorates in this one. You don't know that mean you might be right, you might be right, might be the end, people that are like NEO
they like the end. Your body dies and that's it, and yet you might be right, but you don't know that you're right, so even saying that your body dies and that's it the reason why I have a problem with those a u dont know and be the fact that you exist at all is fuckin crazy, Ayman. The fact that we can talk right now little listening this people right now on road trip right now you people out there. Listen to this shit right now laughed children. They have children, probably too out a drive them. Adults too. Did you you're a part? This we're all part of this, the fact that we can experience each other at all reason why we're so fucked up as a culture degrees is what we're so fucked up as a as a civilization. As that, we're somehow another ignoring the mystery of being alive as meaning. This raises a bizarre and wonder full and powerful thing they just that you're alive. Just a you're here, These were just that. You and I are speaking these words just that's holiday.
By Donald Trump cards in the office. Sl things like this happen when the world its tasks in a communication we're all baffled baffled by on still figuring out on the fly. We're stuck with these are Hayek models of government and control that were designed backwards? people were riding rafts across the Fucking Ocean, with the power of the wind may literally necessary radio and our, but a burden Now, I'm thinking to Southern Africa Mayflower the Mayflower up into the Santa Maria knowledge. It we are bizarre, it just being alive, is very strange people meet up and talk about it enough. Then we don't have time man The other thing we ve, given ourselves busy work and creating these objects and buying these objects were creating these objects. If you, even if not a lot of work in technology. Shoe theory doesn't work ass. You do you worked by technology, you don't think you work and technology, but your labour, no matter what you do on coffee change, tyres, you're, late is helping technology. You're gonna buy new phone. If
by new tv, you're gonna buy new computer you're, helping you're all feeding you working towards technology. You don't think you are, but everybody is man nervous but the oh it right now. There's no need see, I think that's part of the trick of life is at its own it's gonna feel like all my god. This is crazy. This end, but you enjoy it. Why can't you get enjoy? This is right. Now it's not ending. I had a dream. You night was fucked up dreamer. You get choice. What form for movement has had a hasn t get a choice. If you move into that matrix or not, do you think of foreigners who knows who knows me get a chaste chanced to stay in limbo, maybe get a chance to go into that. The empty world and just dance with the Elles for all eternity might- or you might relax and given the love so much that also in your opening your eyes and you're. Looking at your mother and you're a baby, and you start from scratch and tried to right this time,
go to Moscow. Do that Rowan ago. You won't be born in Moscow. Now just wanna go there like. If you added at the end, I could you get up more spot, you haven't been you now imagine vulnerable you'd feel your reborn as a baby, and you are in any way aware the already live this life. Oh, my god, I gotta do this again. I don't things I think. If you get a look at your mother, I think you d be so filled with how much love you probably have for without it, That's a good attitude. That's a good perception! Maybe it's interesting and that's why it's fascinating to think it was. You got to just have just a moment of like through a baby just like through a baby's eyes or through your mother's eyes that see what you look like or through, like if you got to just go through to see whether the roots of it all worry now. What's my Jamie ever heard, the stories of like three year olds pass lives. They ve tried to tell our parents say that their kids, well saying, really weird things, and I was he goes. We were full shit there, then,
No that's urban, treat once you find out and see what I mean you can start approval because they all seem very anecdote. Let's see if there's any like real good, legitimate New York Times source, we envy start and speak Spanish Whence born in Germany are somewhat that they busted Norton, he's gonna be a ghost. He was make money for his hotel to get it on the haunted tour caught him impersonating, a ghost at my dad, has there ever been a fuckin genre of television that has been more fruitless, then go hunter shows is David settlement about Patriots. As I said last night in his egos, girth audio involves two of our favorite things, wandering around aimlessly and disappointment It is every one of them is like ends up in a basement with black light like this, where these night vision and the railways. The commercial. What was that and then they cut commercial
dad I'll, be right back and we need black goes on where the black goes on. Resentment know that by Kyoto, like MAGIC Ngos, but you gotta go, some brothers and sisters out down the hunt, because if anybody could find a goes its blackmail to nourish I'm a bit about that when it came to Bigfoot they yeah yeah, like here's, what you don't find many go: look for Bigfoot Black you are more likely to find bigfoot than you are black people outlook as a white man's folly, black people. Do you have a good time and reflected area here? Looking for some shit that you don't even know it's real, I'm gonna, be the guy, I'm gonna be the guy. I am the explore. I am the discoverer I'll be up there on the mountain. A real man, but have you ever have you ever went to look for a treasure up? My love buried treasure instantly. I've never heard of a treasure being in any area that was feasible for me. Go look for no, never been involved, see get not their agenda never found.
The treasure man, the everything that would be a crazy thing not we want to do that finds goal from them sunken roman ships because they found like millions of dollars and goal at the bottom of the ocean, and oh yeah can ships down. These are sink all the time. Certain parts of the world will think about it. The piece of shit but other money on em, like investments, have like the MAR is like the stock market crash. It was like arm, it was like our market crash boy. Five claims lived a past life is a woman who dodge Cargo fire wow. That's easy, though you got a toddler worries like this, that the hat and it's not proven against it through people looked into her people comment on it, So he just had this idea that he was, I mean he lives. Real person, yet a huge and the other had the details. Hot shit till it looks like what we just talking about us before that. We're talking about aliens. Of Regos yeah, fuck alone, a transfer. Those are my big foot and we're talking about people go in the words of a big foot, losers
something about people to go and look for things that aren't there actually about treasure. Discuss it. Yeah people wanted to scan shit right whether its ufos or conspiracy theories are thought to be the one of cracks this wide open. Unlike escape room, that's what people love to go. Do those escape room things where you go in me, Julia Group of Thomas's, out of filipino atmosphere over there. You go there and nay do the arm. You know go and try to break out of the room, and even here in the room with you, but you don't know, you immediately want to be the one to crack. The code think that partially that kills all of us as as men in it and maybe as people that everything feels like it's been discovered a little bit like the upper shore. This. Like part of us that longs foreleg the ability to be the personal figure, some shit out right fine, some shit or describing, let's would probably lead people to american the first place and we're gonna find the best bought. It's open air keep Goin,
Despite our. Yet you ever see an old homestead area. You know too instead as a bomb in Montana. We we came across these houses that were set up back when the Missouri Breaks in Montana, who the River Ella Montana. Well, do you know those irrational, really old structures that are up there that are just rotted out from like dean, hundreds and shut or people, they would give them plots of land and they would let them homestead. So I say you know if you stay here, if you could stay here for x amount of time, you think you get keep his land God, then try and some of them did succeed. They failed LAO and yeah, and you you get to physically type You can get out of your car or you get out but rather well. Along the shore and go up and put your hand on this building. There was built by some guy who took a chance and didn't make it he took a chance and he came over from the EAST coast or somewhere somewhere EAST made.
All the way out to Montana took a patch land and died out there? You can find that little house, and maybe sometimes is, although cemetery there too, or the people that used to live there, are buried in duty, He feels any differently when he died and, like you, I feel when we die. It's really a question like disease, the wonder of his two really question about every go scared, it doesn't give you I in Beverly Hills, you think it's any better than dine in the jungle. No, no no, it's ultimately woods hilarious about at all. At the ends com, latent total lack of control- that's what's so terrifying to us. Can we, go through our lives, trying the best we can to maintain as much controls, pos alone, writhed avail, almost every however, the way and then ultimately the only thing that we have control over is our ability to let go of control. Right. Why?
ultimately, the only thing we really have. Is this understanding that this is a temporary existence and you're gonna come to a time with a ride, ends and everybody's right ends, and you d, Faced that scary men. I write us on his part back into my head. You lay and then doomed doomed. Undue should end on a perfect deal you're bad mother, Fucker, always like hanging out you're the store, I'm glad we got a chance. Do this do you're funny did thank him in a particular area like this. This worthy created in here amongst us back soon withstood again, and that is what I would say as yet and fuels goddamn awareness of euro seen him to stand up, he's funny and you have a special is coming out in June on Showtime nervous. What's on Netflix right now. That's right generals attacked it when it came out, but get it out there, but
howls. Yet, as some people wrote like negative articles in like had people like some sub Reddit, people like right get low into stuff that just like kind of cargo attacked, you know mutually attacked What was it about subject matter when it was some people comedy comparing doll transport, an honest and satire. I guess I don't know it just was disappointing, but go check it out look man I think you'll enjoy call began its called no offence on Netflix, no offense Theo VON fundamental Fucker. Thank you brother, through shit. Man. Think Egypt holler see us thanks here, but if a tune it, black and thank you too Caveman coffee, girdle, caveman, coffee, c, o dot, com musical I to save ten percent of any other awesome coffee. Thank you to blue apron. Good blue apron and get your first three meals free with free shipping by going to blue apron dot com, Thord, Slash, Rogan, yummy, delicious cook yourself, and you could do it easy boot, apron, Dotcom, Ford, Slack
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