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#966 - Tom Papa

2017-05-26 | 🔗
Tom Papa is a comedian, actor, writer and television/radio host. His latest special "Human Mule" is available on HULU now, and you can also listen to his podcast "Come To Papa" available on iTunes & Stitcher.
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that is what my favorite people to have on this podcast he's. A great conversationalist is Larry hilarious, he's a wonderful per since he makes incredible bread he's fine. Drastic Stanhope comedian. A campaign of great things about em, give it up for Mister Tom pop Experience in the great Tom Papa will be at the Jersey shore. This weekend Get digs down with flip flop, Talking about us it's you know anybody ever scored fundamental detector. Now I mean scored like found like something about have worked out. Buckler some should never never I use I had one when I was a kid I used to go to the trees. He sure it was orange and I would get GDP
and I know there are no air, no earphones everything out. Walk out on the beach with it, never found it what's the earphones did they tell you like when the frequency is different? Does I didn't mean it immediately and sound yeah just go just so it's just like the frequency of the beeps yeah. It's like hot hotter, hotter, hotter and hotter learning. I hear their those things work. I've never looked into meddled sectors now, but you know like if you too that too, like the apples Jeanne Trail or, like you know where the civil war went down. That kind of stuff like that you'd find stuff. I guess- two year guarantee you see what is the most sophisticated current set this up a couple weeks ago they peeped out
fourth, the Viking gold, or whose laugh, and now it's two million pounds for design or millions. Twenty bucks is at four million as a double ITALY's, where this one and a half to two times Jesus Christ, Viking, treasure hoard. What does he got enough photo Oh, that's his metal detector, junk email, Georgia tools they saw doctype gathered share is that he's been using a long time and this dude found millions of dollars and Viking fines. That's pretty great. I found nothing sound like a bottle cap and it is exciting when you hear its activity dated let another shitty found that these can ring that's cool! That's like the habit ring why tensions gold ring all my god. They call it ring was eight year term century that's pretty great. War that you just gonna walk in the right place,
as I am of the Jersey Shore, you know enemy. There wasn't my dad lives in Florida. The treasure coastal call it, which is the logic MID atlantic hermit. Halfway up Non Florida like every time, is hurricanes. Two people are always on the beach looking for staff costs shook my yes, a treasure chest. Star trek Rex likened the Bermuda. Try soil the pirate treasure gets waked up onto the beach. Do something about finding that the like, if you zoom in you, saw ring from them century, but the end century. Whatever it is, you you'd private. Why that's incredible? That's right! That's a! But if you fucking, founded in the dirt, you picked it up in it. Maybe likely I mean, is that there is at least a possibility. The last person it touched it was the person who died there, huge huge fast. Will it I mean that's an evidence how great with them, feeling would have been amazing failure muscle, Eurofighter fossil. When you were a kid walkin around really Phelan Arrowhead, though that has generated point you.
Excited yes. Without in Nevada Bow hunting, I found a narrow had wound, I lost it. Ah, that's terrible figure actually supposed to leave them they're. So it's probably karma, but unlike Lee, oh, this is a trade. I was gonna, find it is stupid. I give you a me to bring it to me here or something. That's one thing right, but you said just leave it there for someone else had become take no one's gonna. Let there there is The story wire brother in law who uses metal detector and his his friend married couple having newly married when hiking immigrant t times and you to ring she s engagement ring, and he was going out there like that in a month from them went out and he took his mail does actually any hiked along the same trail, and he comes back two New Jersey and its bodies in the bar. Any two sits down next to him at the barn touches the ring on them,
bar Holy Shit found it Lee shagging yeah why? What are the odds yoke of the steps she could have taken, the other places she could have guy mean they probably told her. What trail that you know they took her whatever just tell the whole trail actually someone telling you I lost my wedding ring on history somewhere, I find it a fucking talk. You re on the great move is not calling in saying holy shit. I found it. Does the showing up your local bar adjusting is pretty gangster yeah, it's pretty bad. It is like the state of the art consumer model metal that, may we shall metal. Torture do come on here and talk to me about what they do. That would be cool because I guess it's be exciting rain, especially like places like the beach were stuff, washes up yeah. She afterwards animals. When you do it, you must rightly unless I have a certain body odor to job like us. Mildew battery sort of
sour milky smell a glowing, am the garret is supposed be the shit look out that pretty high It goes on your more right that weight so for three hundred forty bucks you could find for another. Your two million pounds worth a Viking stuff like that thing escape is the best one if there's like some certainty, having a lack of or the tax model who was abroad Little camera, waterproof lover since I went pro comes a lot of stuff changes. Seven sixty four Trieste Christ. Oh you impressed! our programme. You know after the Viking gold thing rivalry sandblast, so totally totally but was the meaning of sponsor yeah Pro make money for fighting share river make an underwater? Well, that's deep! They pretty bad ass. You know at though
not all that bad ass, the something about, there's something corny, but you you got a bad ones. It's like me. I definitely you like it's in the Fanny Pack, Rome. I endorse police like what? What are you doing exactly where you given up adjustments? Seventy nine nine dollars, a thousand thousand eight thousand, go Diego, go nugget, metal, detector, a mine lab I will actually see go up into the in California, with all the gold mines were baby. Yeah. That's a move right MIA. So how does fuckin thing work? Does our different only picks up go and set it on gold and the other one have liked on the top of the meter has specific for like gold. Iron, like oh, like gives differ readings and indistinct caught a pinpoint her whenever that
I'm only interesting go see the I guarantee you. This is one of those things that there's a fuckin rabbit hole, and you start with this and next sitting and now you're getting the minor magazine you subscribe to these websites where people go on these, these metal detective he's your wife comes in here. Dan and you have a minors helmet. We lay down it. Aren't you come in a bed, a man in honey for real at what it's? When you find out about a treasure somewhere you go, but I can find it. Oh yeah, that's already had a fine bravura seen those documentaries on those guys that are professional shipwreck. Hunters now dude is theirs. Real, crazy money in real and if they know where a vip ship went down or roman ship went down, they know where this they're pretty sure there's some gold has been set. Several times a day, let's find out actually what the biggest Bounty was lot. Let's take a guess: we gotta figure the tick,
college he's, probably just improved right. Unlike last thirty years. Yeah right has made such a jump, so why? It's probably a good time people have probably trying the search but couldn't go down. Do deep, or will there really good at it now in other did? But it's also the ocean is fuckin huge, so find something somebody else funding it without. You tell about it and without some leaking some information, so it's really touch and go awry and these guys invest a shit load a money. So they have the divers. Who are these Well, that are usually the people that are knowledgeable, but they don't really have the funds, and that means a in that guy funds. It its squirrels like who gets the money much the again and his brothers Ike? hope dealer right, someone's gonna gun, someone's gotta girlfriends too tat the Hebrides Super, confusing she's really friendly. I should think so nice to me. If you want to fuck this can be murder suicide. Zaga to go down
I was his wine, and these, these guys had found, I want to say, was more than a hundred million dollars in gold. Oh, my god. They found at the bottom of the ocean by might be make him at once, but you know it s, one of the really good one I found their operations, have to be really good at the most the discovery of the San Jose shipwreck, Colombia and on fifteen. How much ok, guess really high thriller. Don't say that done that! Do these hello, San Jose, I was gonna, say two point, four billion dollars a lot. I'm gonna, say one point- eight billion, I never would have said. By the way you didn't say. Ok, one point, eight, ok, what I say to point something to say Ten billion. What's Jesus Christ, governor the San Jose shipwreck has
all the elements of a great drama, international political intrigue, a treasure of golden emeralds worth up to seventeen billion and now accusations of lie as one always projects about emeralds and one forgets about emeralds. I sleep an emerald sleep out of all the time I never take seriously killing going. I may know it is likely that YO ligament emeralds at us, not even the best Rocky, can get and weird emeralds. Why emeralds and their own for women that just shiny everything other than diamonds are produced in diamonds are really for deeds them after do that they are doing now their offer women, mostly, but a guy can where some diamonds, like wrappers, word diamonds, it looks, fly the abbot it sparkly girls like sparkled, at the robbers, can't we're rubies openness, Ruby, Chiujio check out my ruby right. Am I read up? They can someone's when Ruby lie. You Lolomai Rubio course there. What about em
can they were emeralds ABET, Conor Macgregor, where the fuck us an Emerald Isle Man, being irish and share just a big. And it was the sash and how will it go again? Chess player emeralds I look at my emeralds and of your wherein turquoise and you're, not native American. I got questions yeah right. If you really look at her voice and silver here, slowdown buddy really from New Mexico. Show me your artwork show me the here. Really kick it ass, though some indian our work, because it is generally the guy on the horse. I know you haven't you fuck, where we see the dream catches: asylum, battery, cage here, my man, whether turquoise bracelet, whereas we have called the silver man it. When I was in school, it was out in New Jersey, near Riah, high school and when I first getting
two girls, that's why I would go to my jewelry to give to MIKE, I remember being there like wonder when effect where some of this myself aware is the silver MA. Am I wrong but there was a movie. There was a great wrestling movie called Vision, Quest with Matthew Mode Dean and his friend on the shows his native american kid turn out not really be native American turn out. That was like his big hustle in the movie is that he was telling me what his native american talkin about you gonna vision, questions here a journey and others too, because more to realise that what it was our member. But remember that no move back to the idea that do turn out not really be native american ours is bullshit well bad on New Matthew voting for thinking that was quick and pay loose native american little about it looks more like culture club nigh looks like an indian man come on. That's the guy from sixteen candles.
Same guy yeah, the guy is really monitoring, while the really loved wheeling the member that one you know too much about those movie. I think that is the eighties I want to say I want to do that guy because he was like the cool guy varies, so cool it and hang out the cool people Molly Ringwald found level. That is the movie that wrestlers watch for supervision, quest, vision, quest that is the movie here is. That is an amazing move. Is a really good and we're having stocks today I'll go back and watch it today, it's probably like altered states allow synthesizer, have recommended altered states to people. When I went back and wash it myself. I had come back on the egg. Ok reality I lay there d be able, as our robbed you of an hour and a half your life, it's I remember thinking it was cool, it wasn't the day. Demeanor was really go. It was really cool. When the movie came out, I loved Yan vizors different. Now, unless you see like the Godfather the godfather,
one hundred percent holds up totally oil is gaining the shining one hundred percent holds a hundred percent Hunter percent. Caddy Shack, oh yeah, caddy shock is fantastic bending his blues brothers back to school. There come on so Planes that maybe I'll just states wasn't. It great. While it was different and there was a got by a lot on the different it was. Intriguing story. The whole thing was crate you have. His brilliant doctor in this beautiful girlfriend is, was also wishes. Scientists to think and remember, and so he takes this size, Shap Somatic Drug and it changes Emmy morphs back into a monkey, any breaks in the zoo and kills thing right. That's right or member state right. He was in love with my blood face. Yea killed someone in the zoo right. The movie was based not really but based or I should inspire. By a guy named John Lily, who made the
isolation tank. There was in isolation tank in it. That's actually how I found out about this movie, I mean in the movie he actually go through several generations of lilies isolation, tanks and sort of enormous ughi starts out floating what they are. The head gear on words like a scoop attack how it on right at the beginning of the moving in the end, the movie he's lying down, see, that's really did at the beginning. In the beginning, little Had it set up where there was literally like a tube connected to his asshole? So he could shit and piss into the water and it would be filtered out. We never had to leave the water. Well, that would be good for us. Trips, where he would. Lily would do it with ketamine who would shoot up Ketamine, which is like a cat tranquilizer. I'm not really closet approaches that looks clusterfuck. It's not know. Now. I may add on that one of never done that one, the one of his later in the movie as his character of
of and as the plot of olives later in the mood He has a more modern version that isolation tank words like Lang Flat, and then I ever mention that he like figured out a way. Version or inside that they just kind of put it in their rise. Pretty fascinating is pretty so I really was into it. You see that did that, hop one. Ok, I guess the top one is the tube is concerned top of that, but there is another one. We lay flat. What's the actors name again thanks We him hurt, lame her. He was cool about modifying member him and broadcast news. Yes, you so good he's been a bunch of great movies. Yeah. He just came back recently in something I forget what it was, but that lily guy. Who may that tank yet was of a like a legitimate, brilliant scientists who would take all kinds of shit? Oh yeah, he would experimental taught use that he was of pioneer and intercity she's communication. Research with dolphins. Rarely have Vienna fever her the story, but the woman,
was doing. The research was living with a young male dolphin and she lived in this place. That was like waste high in water, but so she would walk through the water to get door furniture to get to where she would cook dolphin lived with her and swam around with their way later You'd be like up to her waist like the aim, always them and she had come up to a platform, a cook or simply add some set up where she lived with his dolphin while they all they lived in this tank ever heard of it is crazy and when she did it, she was what they were working on. These ideas that they had to try to get dolphins to recreate human words like, but the dolphins if they're in it as intelligent as we are right, which they might be yells, they don't have the ability to make the sounds that we make the they have like didn't, have lived there. Figure out tongue there. They have a weird way of making noises yeah, so they they would say she. The dolphin came super close, saying hello RO. I am really close to its car, where, when you hear it too, there was a man.
We done where they were talking to the dolphins I guess I ll show you pull out possible yet that Jamie Louse Do you movie? Yes, this? Why they cancelled it This is, he says, a woman in a water proved house in nineteen. Sixty four women live in a waterproof south with with a dolphin called Peter. Try to teach me motion at a sexual relationship with my sword of she would jerk off, Get super horny and that's all you would want to do is fuck He was confusing and it was interfering with the research, whereas she didn't think there is anything wrong with jerk off his dolphin. I don't either look there's nothing wrong with it. Hey it's like they lived together. What why we so weird about sexual pleasure like what the fuck is, that man we're so weird. It is aware it's very complicated. It's the driving force of all of us, and you know it's. It's been, it and twisted, and it's pure and it's nice, and it's so weird thing right but
you have friend, like I had a friend whose to jerk off his door with his foot, for it doesn't have that friend he gave you that I got real energy touch. We fully, as am I suck on. What are you doing us? Use? Is fuckin doors, dogs, horny. So put my foot ass dick. Rub it back and forth and came all over stomach. I was seriously he fell better and I go. You know what I think it's me, I don't think it's you think. It's me It's me with a stupid problem in my head about the dog. Like that you, how come you couldn't scratch behind the dogs years where he can reach and that's? Ok, Let me get rub his dick. It have you ever She, dogs dig accidentally when you revenues belly. My dog has of vagina. Ok, and I ve never touched it now. Never Sadly, no! Well! Now I don't think so touched my dog stick a hundred times nearly five months, all worth its fly and all over the place minds. Only nine months old and she's
that right now. Actually I got it, I got a call, I left him. It could have been a snake It has been a snake, did looking swallow, yes, he's looking Puffins Laura season is happening, the time. You have a lab black every possible she a bit. My dies been bit nine times really here. My mother did two dogs that had been better dead now, but they are day, one dog bit and I took him to the vat anyhow. I knew you got bit swell up yet right, I too, the vat he was so excited because he'd kill the rattlesnake was all fired up. Don't you know he had killed. Arousing oh yeah, you that Georgia is a disaster once you gotta, once it better means like fuck, you tore this thing apart. A nice does Frank Sinatra: those my dog named Frank what about that's awesome, but he
wasn't swollen when abroad. To that and when I got home, you start swelling up, has like half hour later starts, wound up, and then it gets like to these cartoonish proportions. Have their faces hanging off No, it's! She was just and little weird this morning, really yards like me know, maybe someone got into the back yard I, but she all her. I was little puffy and I said, smiling to look at her eyes. She local aware, as I am anxious avenue reaction, so you brought into the vat on my way here and there to write in their like getting you got here. Early em, they're gonna work silently ones up we're trying to figure. We Can I get sick remaining raccoon feces. Area that I would not imagine be good for you. I know its work as we have trained here. That was likes. You not eating. That, as you know, is that a big deal I mean she eats everything nights ago. Yeah I'm like is that the only thing I can think of, because I couldn't
well, there's deftly gotta, be something in that mean raccoons after parasites, their wild animals yeah. It's gotta have like some weird their wild animals to the animals. So soon as an animal's eating other animals. That's when she gets weird right now. If a wild animal like you could eat a deer raw ray. No problem at all real problem as animals and animals because the dear doesn't need animal rights. Zero dear, could get a parasite endears, I've gone worms before further people than line diseases. What no? No, no, that's just the ticks cause, severe inflammatory reactions? Well, it's not really a specific groundwork. Severe, inflammatory, maybe who migrate. Other organs, including the brain allergies, why I've had darkened and warm for there were coming out of their but did they poop and, as good, walking away. You would see worms literally crown either by their
and you're like section of whacked you off when we have the shares this view that when we put out to get up, we hear so much our relationships like. About how my dogs have worms- yes, the one of their number one things yet to do your dog at it d, worm dear I now off, are so often just eat shit. They eat everything. Everything my dog ate a magnet others magnets. We stack magnet its play with them poses dragging sick ass, heavy Maria. I found it in his shit. I'm surprised came out yet came, can ride out, I dogs, intense rag dismayed at a barbed wire things is Co. Rights has set its cast a shadow over some a meadow rural escape to the shared justice rolling, and the thing that exist on ever in terms of EU wanting eating zone shit is new.
He tries to eat his own shit. We're need us anymore. He stopped, but I'm sure yeah like recently but for the most party does Then we're leaves it alone, but when he was a puppy like when I just got him in a few weeks old Pierre, he would take a shit and literally trying to buy the shit as is coming out of turn after, like grab him to keep her from eating this shit as it was coming. He thought it was like Mr Softy Machine, so I can't believe it comes right out of my air. That's like look man. I love you ve got to stop doing this. Why Joe? You won't get a car, get account come on what a good thing is. It made me like really diligence scooping poop up in the yard dive on that you gotta get up quick work, let em! So we we borrow your special trash. Can you just you know my other dogs same thing, we're going through this same thing. How old is please? Babies
months, all our nine month, yeah babies, average age, one it's in the hospital baby, yeah yeah, she's. Ok, she comes Would they industry shit on her head like? Where did you even get this? works in all happy to see where the big lobby- Yet our airlines and our had. I killed a rattlesnake a month ago. You didn't really sauna walkway, I quite worlds. Walker FUCK, this by your house by friends, house, actually happen he'll stamped on it just would have stopped in a giant by not got to forget me really was a big rouse night dead boys will can issue error. You're wearing a member has been nice boot. It was definitely not a wise move. Now No, it was just something in me, like said like first, while my friend wanted to kill, this doesn't want fuck aroused eggins yard, worsted live right and, second of all,
I think I can do right now is one of those things are getting. This was snake slip. An army is not looking. Doesn't milk is multi, we're not going to stop your fuckin head of your rattlesnake ear, but I was like tat. Is the move right now just try that the other rattlesnakes instinct is humans run from me and it's it's like kind. I eat you so some people tell you not spell stood. Ok, I understand what they're saying I wouldn't I want all the rattlesnakes to die, I'm not a rattlesnake hater, but I have rules you get out of my house. If your snaking you're my house, I'm going to fucking, kill you for sure yeah hundreds of ETA and is not miles, but it means in front of my friends house and he s, kids, that's dead. Snake yeah kill that I personally would not have done it better the garter snaky, was like I've seen those I don't bother them now than whether gonna come yet it s now. But this gives us little dogs to the dogs. He had jacked, maybe ship it. My snake audits
easily easily happen? Had three dogs bit by rouse in California they're all over? I will skip it by one. I was what I condemn a little trail. I might have said this last time I was walking the trail and my wife was behind me and it was a narrow part, and I just around a corner in the thing just when drunk right at me, and I just backed up just written, ripe ass, my wife Why are we running and it came back and was pissed off like at the edge the trail in this little bush, and I I just the rocks at it and ran past it got you I could totally down where this is now. That's the thing I'm still not cool, you're on it were two mile up in the mountain. They say: you're, not post a move, or else you'll get Pumping through your system of Jesus do make it tourniquet I don't know. I don't know why. I still I should have learned since then, but the idea that my way
would have like carried me out, doesn't make sense because you go for help. Right is kind of tough. You know two mile hike down the mountain and back they make snake prove boots, should look into Emmy snakes, like you, maybe look when those people they like people, mosquitoes mosquito, people here you know: what's your legs violated by other mosquitos, everywhere. I go because rattlesnakes these, how got right you cook I brought you read out of you now I know I know you don't really I don't want to mess with your ATO and Elk. Things are needed occasionally, but look at look at the bag that I have hooker. I have these bags now paper bags is how much the perfectly shaped for these bread look at that doesn't really good, but it just came out this morning. Look at that beautiful. Smells amaze yeah, but I think it is our everyone are. Even if you don't want you to give it to you, I am only the peace that a little bring a little butter I'll give it to them,
I've perfected my method that was here last You know it's really intense with that brain fever. Gentlemen: breakfast no comes. England, is it like blood, sausage or somethin. Not as intense you take up butter at night, but soften on the on the counter chop up, garlic and anchovy, mix it all together into the butter, put it in the fridge and the more when you toast some of that delicious out, o bread, a thick layer of that butter on it, with some eggs on the side, it's called a gentleman's breakfas There's some about first thing in the morning: gothic anchovy, butter, dangerous heart, so good, so bold choice you deserve. All about your breath now unite,
you, don't want to hear people would think it ought to be mere people for a good writer. You might have just eradicated in mourning, Braddock brush your teeth, and then he got down this. It sounds nasty, but I'm telling you it is the imo delicious thing. I've ever had hounds of maize and what I'm marrying and Movies garlic and went out Garlic Anko, he's in butter. That's at least three things: TAT, glittered, soften mix, it altogether chop up the anchovies and the girl really fine. Throw it all in there. You know one of ruin. You feel real anchovies I give lack of fresh anchovies like in ITALY. Now I mean maybe in a dish of something but I've done fresh anchovies in fresh sardines, fresh sardines, our knees in Sicily, amazing, you go with him This is what a sardine tag. It's not all covered and glue thick paint like oil mustard. So fresh anchovies. I am never do that would make the gentleman's breakfast even better. I bet it would
like when you get like our really good. Sir your salad really good restaurant, they do it by the table. The real, an old hucks rule TAT it takes like memories of their work and on that thing in front of you d, be like yeah. That's a real old school move relics of yes, own francs, typed, that's right! Pneumonia! I love move zone francs is at least years old. It's the oldest restaurant in L, a yeah. I think hundred years, I you re, like nineteen fifteen or some idea you martini in that place. It is just it's just perfect They noted what tall old school staffing deeply stakes. In a tiny glasses of these giant glasses like they use now, that's a smaller glass and then they give you the extra ice on the side of your glass was guys and they look at it waste that has a seven year old guy waiting on you in a uniform that year,
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looks a lot of them bar with a couple friends. I've set my booth like the curve booth at the back when my wife and of ram boots that one state house in New York, where they hang pipes from the ceiling is it called. Keens was a call Keens late Is that the name of it yeah? My senior and keen K, e age and even nominal stay cows and for some reason, like back in the day, like famous people, would bring their pipe. They would hang them pipe on the wall, they would give you a pipe. They would give you a clay pipe and they have pipes from everyone that smoke, the mare I Stein. Patten rose both of these people and apes and the places covered with it, I recall in there for the first time in two thousand and one when the moping. Ban has gone into effect and you're not allowed to smoke the pipe in this ledge ways I felt so cheated shaded like when I
like when I went through purity and aid showed up? You know what I mean. That's why us I can I smoke and put my pipe next to Albert Einstein. Yeah when I, when I was like sixteen or seventeen, if I remember correctly, they raise the drinking twenty one that used to be eighteen, yeah, that's right, Sir Red eighteen when it wouldn't want just missed it. We did just visit while these Babe Ruth Babe Ruth, type pee wee Herman. Now limit. I heard the vagina Pope wow Theodore Roosevelt Pipe whole luggage, and then we were all in there and we're not allowed come on. I know that weak. I understands cleaning up the city in stopping people from having can't spiteful at one lay hype, one night, Buffalo bills, pipe popular labour,
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Why can't we don't like that? I don't know what happened to us I don't know a bunch of baby such baby, worried about cancer. I Stan trying to help people with cancer and all that, but man that one lays can't keep still smoke. There should be places they go there alone a club. I go to the Soho Cigar bar when I'm in New York, That's a nice little spot! I've heard of smoke, therewith Chapelle in our heavy robber Kelly, it's great hang, you going you sit like gentleman like gentlemen. Gentlemen, and discuss your life and you meditate after the day beautiful thing you could do them Garber lessons a place that I go. You can order food and smoke cigars, it's great to Maison. Couldn't good restaurant, two hats mosque. It does me good. Thank you, Stephen crowd of lovely pipe tobacco prom with papers. You gotta, keep it going. Now? Could you whenever we see it, the Improvin stuff that pay your J Leno with his pipe
old days when he was playing the improbable like we are here with imo round. He would carry his paper round. Could someone pull that off? Could somebody do that today? You have to do a lot of drugs. You'd have to be like that hunt arrest. And guided us so much drugs which have a cigarette holder abrogate an amateur one hundred companies to rock a cigarette hold anyhow, nobody else rock to say or at all they have done hills in the end. He did it because He was just so far out there. There is like its find right. It's real, I guess. You'd have real kick ass material, like you, couldn't be happy with a pipe Chris rocket. Morocco by you have you ve, killer killer material. You could have a we would have liked. Chris rationality divorced. Go on stage, one of those who have no voice jack. It's on a velvet, robe and velvet jacket on smoking. Jag smoking by. I have one of those. India is a red from Brooks Brothers. Nice won t pockets like you, Oh you're pipes in your letters.
How do you know? Do you walk around your house like in your underwear with a robot ever yet? Do you closed but you were because it's all girls am I right in my place, it's weird to what age? Is it inappropriate? Three kids, the Su Dic? I would say, would you for boys no age for boys way the boys, no age, girls, I'm gonna say like three four, when three four is a pretty really They would climb into the shower, and am I point and look after their literally wouldn't let em look at it. They can't see it now. What are you climb? Another shower and there are there to hide yellow I come out of the shower. I've got a walk down this little hallway and that doors sometimes open in its towards my daughter's rooms and I'm really conscious of, and it's such a weird I'll catch myself. A lot. I'm totally make it. But as long as I put everything in my power
hand. That would be ok if they happen to catch me to myself that we might have neural stands for the shower door. Points my dick and laughs at seven, my youngest various she's really funny man. She disliked I also want to do is go for the laugh, like all the time just constantly just go and for the lad, and that's her things that she's like really silly beer she's like really silly at school. She's really silly at home, that's my little and she loves I'm fun there good student. Israel, God she's, a great kid which is really trusting to see kids grow up without the same kind of like financial pressure that I go. Wait a minute! Probably you grab with two with the set, not the same kind of weirdness in the house. He does not like when the dad isn't it's it's dead. When dad's not freaking out day. Add to, and also you know, I just think people know more about people They are parents in even have a chance now,
they were try. They didn't even understand themselves, let alone understand TAT with you and what was going to make you feel good and most likely they were crazy. Young, a cold. We ants twenty here, my mom's twenty are taught what she was. Twenty one got pregnant. Twenty one chat me yeah. If I can go Think about when I was twenty. If someone tell me how to raise a kid at twenty yeah, oh my god, I never saw grown psychopath right now manage dude? I'm sorry, I got the whole thing wrong. I don't know how we can re do this. I think about that. Sometimes I really have to let I live I let my parents off the hook all the time now, just in my memories because like when my dad that to me he was twenty. Eight I mean you have no idea where he was twenty eight before the internet. Ya, think when he ate today's way, more knowledgeable, the heirs, pockets of flatter authors and shut out there that ruin. But her that twenty eight today is way more knowledgeable. I think than twenty eight of unwanted
years and yet so much more immature maybe some in some ways, but I think there's generalizing, I mean sing, it's really hard to say people today the talk not so many people you're talking about three hundred and fifty million people a year, but veto the idea that people were like men and women were raising fan, he's doing all their hard work doing all that, like very adults, duff right, there's an adolescence now, it's extended until you're like MID thirty starts true, you know what I mean it's like. They may not be intelligent, because they don't have as much they didn't have much knowledge and stuff, but they were grown ups. There was a distinction, like I'm doing, grown up shit now. Do you think? That's all like an evolutionary course like life gets easier and then bull learn more about stuff, but they don't have the same sort of physical resolve that people did back in the old days. They had a work harder near. Maybe- and also like the to come, go together in our seems, like there's a direction that people are moving into yet
Think about it. You know back, then people die buying it sixty seventy now you're living to a hundred. Why should your twenties be a little more adequate. Yeah, well, you're, gonna live so much longer will apparel the live longer thing, a big, a big part of what the live longer thing is they. They reduced a lot of infant mortality, a lot of is like the average of how people die. It's also infections, when you're younger calling all sorts things before medical science, but the actual age people live too has really changed as much people think really. Yes, I did too but it's what it really is. As the act and Chris Ryan explain to us, I believe it was Doktor Chris, Ryan Phd author of sex, it on good friend, know. Well, I believe he was one who educated us on that that what what's going on is that your counting Infant mortality like they used to be like if people got infection like a blood infection before
about its guesswork? You dead right, I mean you get septic, yes, what you're dead, yeah tetanus, yeah, you're, dead, rabies, you're dead snake by your dead everybody's dead, but yet, but our people living like aren't, there's more like hunting, so man I mean you're old people enter. I dont. I would like to find that out. Let's find out it also sprightly cultural, like you know when I was in Africa was talk, no guy was fifty and he was acting like he was at the end of his life, just matter factly just actually it's like. I don't have much time you know and for people in the Messiah they don't live that long, because lions round line at a year, you have your fifty ilium, been eaten yeah you're full of shit. What irate Rhonda God on the goods of smiled upon me. I will,
Two new Cecil has not dig in my life a Thursday as March of twenty. Sixteen said for the first time in human history. I guess people were sixty five in order will surpass those under five. So let me more people that are older than there are that our young, so people are staying alive, but Are they live longer, so you don't say, I say, and I now know they're not living longer took a hundred years old, but there's more people that are alive. There are sixty five, so it's like people are staying alive, but are they living longer like what is the long age the people live like if you don't die of something? If you just die of old age. What is that number and has a number moved here? I think that number funny that which is fixed aid on that. When do I die, It's heavy man, man ever watch Netflix in the accident. Hit the remote and you see it like this. Forty eight minutes left you like fuck. Now I know yes,
who had just been locked into this movie, enjoying what it is now. Ok, forty eight minutes a kind of reputation I hold it causes? So don't you feel city base of when you check like I've really enjoying this? Why do I have to know because we're retarded, I feel bad. Sometimes, if I check my phone in there's nothing on it, the quantity even do that the air if you just obsessive Lee like look at your phones, you ve got a text. It's the word is phone thing. Is such a a life suck? It is sometimes but again also something which needs to be managed, because it's a as a major connection to news factor. Now I get the Time magazine alerts New York Times alerts eight eight, I dont. I don't have the alerts I'll, have the swipe left and see it. I have alerts for certain breaking news things and for days. It was just trump your home,
every time I slowly vibrate. Negative, but please don't tell me where war now I gotta get my phone. Please don't tell me you dropped nuke, please don't tell me now. Shit is gone down every day. It's a new Russia share. Every day it was. It was so rapid fire like those last two weeks before you took off his vacation or is his world tour? Won't, you know, is non, stop there's something that was just revealed it's really interesting that James COM? He has said that he ended the Hillary Clinton investigation early because there were some evidence that was in used against her? That was clearly counterfeit and Russia yeah, and so he didn't want that. Evidence to leaks gives me thou crazies that I know what that's what I heard. I heard some congressmen on face. The nation say that he said this is why this is what is getting getting gives. Scary about all these leaks and stuff, because they're taking the information from the emails from people say like,
emails from the Dnc, whatever their leaving. Ninety nine percent of perfect, and they just one little line in that says something that's heinous, or says something about somebody doing something right tore it or something, and they put that out there, some more dangerous than just we in the old days you just try like want some big story. Navigates bury this one little item in this huge dump of information. Yeah how'd. You sift through that How do you see? I don't know you their aid, something it has been led to Wikileaks. How do they know that it has been altered? Exam daddy! Is that something that they do Checks on do no final, that's what they call me thing that it's like, but it took a long time. You know in the initial dump. It was like you just going through it what's this right, but it takes a long time to sift through it and see. If that's really a true story or not, this Algeria is like bubble gum right now,
yeah. I mean, though, Aisy don't be an amazing feat if they could verify one hundred percent the veracity of these emails european leaked, they could probably verify the sources yeah, but whether or not they could verify that this happened. Altered and anyway I don't know maybe, but I just don't understand the technology. Maybe they can do that, though, probably at their mean they ve got to be working on it. What the fuck! That's? What it's my hope I agree with everything in life right now with someone, working on that right is so crazy. Resolutely, occasionally go so its work and then will they have. I've been working on the attic trying to figure out a way to use it for fuel because they think they can do it to his inquiry. You know who knows how long away from using all of our nuclear waste. As fuel Lou, like a rocket ship. I don't know they were talking about using it, making batteries with diamonds They were talking about using nuclear radiation from nuclear waste. To choose.
Large diamonds as batteries at some star trek stuff? I know it sounds like you horse. We have like this one little orb of stuff in my pocket. I needed second Jamie Stand, but that should not, as it seems like they can't civic, can actually confirm. Authenticity of the south are getting there. Of the east, we colleagues. So when Wikileaks gets an email, they can't necessarily guarantee gradually firmer pretending. At some point I get that they had they couldn't with the Hilary stuff in the beginning, but at a certain like now Only some it's a colony, saying that one thing seemed to be a counterfeit. So one thing. Encounters like ok? How do you know I gotta? Do not gonna release how they know yet right Is this a whole crazy, HANS and automation going to go on with him and is now at an election yeah? That's yet it's big stuff, It will take time stuff. It's weird.
Now how weirded? As I mean, I really feel like, I feel like trump running Didn t always gonna win. They were just like. You know, there's still duties a business man or deal with russian doing with all the stuff they weren't thinking, politicians like this, might look bad one day then holy shit. He gets through the momentum, carries and now is. The guy has like so manifest Probably shouldn't of promise made that deal them, and you know what I mean. I call this other he kind of got caught up because he just wasn't. He was a business man. He was doing. The heads of the EU definitely wanted to win you, don't think he expected twin. I don't think so. Now he still talking about it like holy shit, I won He says it every time. Everytime, you ask him a question, you really. So what do you think about? palm trees. We save us. I don't know what you know. It's really hard for Republican a win, the electoral college with I did it. Did you see the map? I just put up a map and my arm is about and that, just because you Lex to congratulate himself part,
Lebanon is also a little, and I like to see it that way, Now I see him as extremely self congratulatory. Did you get your heart of his whole? Stick like when it talks about a television show, say: outs number one is you what it right. All the you seem to have the guy out of the way, fuck was out about that's a heavenly eye out of the way and then Strait jacket like a guy in a move and when he pushed while he grid is teeth like get the fuck out of here. It's it's nuts we're losing. I pushed out of the way we are he's the the leader of Montenegro, Aarhus just coming into the European Union, so he's there like this. My first time with all the with the whole The EU is my first time be in here and cover them for a photo. Shit trump shoves, I'm out of the way and with strangers, like! I'm all right
the glowing? The glowing warrior, raising the tat counter to terrorism. Globe find a feat, hasten the photo from the other angle like which shows what they're looking out, like all the ask them went crazy. I know by just it's the Fuckin pictures preposterous, that everything that every can Spirit go back. Ethiopia has everything. Every conspiracy theory is fuckin terrified of here there's a dude behind him, whose dressed in traditional our era- arab God, right, he's out again the saudi guys priority trillion dollars, he's touching the globe, the other guy where's he from with his purse, exude in his Iranians face. He looks like a Middle EAST gentlemen also urging that globe than tromp was of Sudan is crazy, ere. He says now.
And the light coming up from underneath, like a scary camp, so fussy, dorine man is a move in this attach they're holding onto a glow with the same time and its glowing so with a comic book email. It really is a comic book. Does this, star wars of fog. Is that so crazy? Why do that Obama went on the globe owning about Billig hold on? What are we doing to hit the globe its glowing ogre? What is I represent? when a pass on the globe requires a glowing explanation of this. Exactly we take this, let's take a picture by the fountain. Instead, All this is so hard it so odd. It's a big oil, Now I understand, why does your out there with the fuckin metal decked romance simplify life? Just give a shiny rocks and Joe shit. I I'm telling you this bread upset Mine is daily if things
are going well, I probably not making as much bread, but let's go in simply and just be making bread with the news, often just put on some Bob Marley and just go and make bread and give it to my friends and family. It's harming thing in these cases times. I'm not I'm not! You its corny, but not trying to be corny, but I really believe that back to basic its like people disliked Lucius, simplify things? This is out of whack total. Let me just well bred as a task right. Now. You ve got your ingredients, you know what to do and if you do all the things you're supposed to do. It'll come out this delicious amazing food. Yeah and yet its elusive, like it, it's u have to attend to it, and it's a craft. Yeah right, learn right. So this task it becomes thing that your minus fixated on and you can fill you
consciousness with the new answers of this task here and not think about all the bull shit like these fuckin weirdos grabbing globes of ethics, excellent mixture, weird oil deal's off, but with all the other question we are asking of outward channel tunnel. I will Jamie Montenegro or the deaths that redoubt death. Oh yeah, oh yeah, really get to you. Well, seventy appointed as when it hasn't changed from seventy eight point, eight per man yet, but I think that still based off infant mortality thing added into rising. That's always added into it. Just like right out like a James bond. Totally This is like x, men, that's like star wars when you expect Charlotte later to like me at the end of that and the guy who comes in after his. The report on what happened seriously, though, could you imagine being Trump a guy who used to host a reality. Show on and basic idea is successful business man in always a well known guy, but mean how much that is a ramp up between your eye or a lot of people that we know that our famous, how much of his like Jerry Seinfeld, is Donald Trump, a ramp up?
in popularity over Jerry Seinfeld. I guess he is now the president, but when Jerry was on tv in terms of its they're kind of commensurate, you could jelly like Jerry Seinfeld being President as well, I point sure run around go back to their original picture that we're just like another couple frames. Go now go and think of a guy lie. I like go full screen on this fucking thing. Jerry Seinfeld and all of a sudden Seinfeld get invited to this list of nation. He looks like a superhero comic book so in all those movies. You mean there's a goddamn picture of the earth. That's all light that's on the wall of the light on the floor is blue is all spotlights everywhere. It's our freaking, clean and perfect. Is these little screens in front of every chair like what the fuck is. This is where the world's decisions get made. It looks like the what's. The Peter saw his movie women
the bomb. Strangely looks like that. Just pay exactly looks like evacuees largest, I mean. Why would we expect them to make more sense than us? Does that thing about world leaders like they're, just people and their people that have store amount of power with not nearly as much oversight right in most countries right and mostly Like middle eastern countries, and must these mean they don't really have to fuck and tell people what they're doing they do it or the hell? They want yeah for sure a lot of these places that we have relationships with if crazy human rights violations yeah, I mean you, don't look you get. You have to deal with you now and bad. You can't really another look at Man. Imagine someone like Seinfeld their imagine. If he one like would sign, fell, became president. Your friendly, like this is: what does this globe what are you doing with those that are more I care about. My transfer trump is he's. I mean we.
We always think of like politicians. The same way I used to think about celebrities. Before I met a few of them yeah you right, you got a duties, dude right, he's, just a guy, just a guy gets still have to be. There come famous yeah. Why things as can the same way with politicians, we ve always thought of people. That's one of the reasons why we ve all like allowed them a certain amount of leeway when it comes to insincerity, getting getting caught. Corruption and lies like with? Is a certain amount like she's a politician right now he's a senator? Yes, what they do you? Let us lie a little bit of its light, but if it was like a friend There was doing that. You'd have like serious problems with them. Yeah yeah, but look it's things have a little dirty, because you're dealing with everybody. You know you're dealing with everybody, so many interests, you gotta, be that's what politician is it's a compromise, its playing both sides is trying to get stuff done. You know, I think we gone to this is absurd point of
misinterpreting good for flawless. You know, the right there are rather could be good people who have a lot to do stuff going on no one's flawless. The idea that, based on the in that were able to get all information on everybody all the time we can't hold people to a standard of being flawless. It doesn't exist, but I think you can and be good while still making sums you know you can. If you said that that parameter that bar you never going to have people that are good enough yeah and you have these weirdos. They haven't seen egos because there is the only ones that are willing to take the punishment of being criticized. We trumps shaking it right now. You gotta be but, as you know, is taking in a way that no one's ever taken it before you could say deserves it. I'm not saying that I am not amount making a judgment com saying it is absolutely fascinating. The way the media and the people online are treating this press it's almost like the president is going through the same thing.
Not arguing. That's not what I'm saying, though, is in its very unique moment in time we see so many people attacking the prayer. Well, it's such a rush. I mean you know, you could say I was having a discussion when my teenage daughter about navigating stuff and seeing what people are doing in its also The president is going through the same thing the EU are going through is a comedian that teenage girls are going through. This is a lot of information and access. Attacks and praise and everything from everybody all the time. Twenty four hours a day so the same way we have to navigate. You know one Haters and all that kind of stuff. The same way. Kids do. The president has to deal with a flood It's never been this raging before yeah I mean it is an intense, intense thing and it almost like who else, but somebody built for television yeah is
is ready for this job, not even him, but what I was like politicians were always like a thing not like you or I but then, all of a sudden, they are thing like you or I could now its trump and he might be like the average person, but he's like you are. I know almost did show when I doing the real version, the new version of fear factory invited me to do it and I thought for a while, but I would have to live in New York for a few months, and I want to do that. The new manufacturers coming out the old o, the old one like in two thousand rain eleven or when it was we'd, be. Did it again, but I mean he. Let us do away with him. I got, but it could have been hanging out with him. You know say: unlike came on the marriage ref yeah, I sat with him on an average. If we lose our eggs stage, he first thing he said when he walked into the dressing room was really a great ratings tonight. We're gonna get great ratings, he was so focused and he was impressive, like he was too all, he was a dominant guy in the room and yet then I'm sitting on stage with them and we'll talk about married cup.
Does it was like a again he would show real. People, and then you discuss their marital problems and the celebrities away in an time he's right next to me in the whole time he's making jokes about the girls Bresse he's just like nothing, really speak of funding even being funny and it would be like well, you know she's got something going for and then he would look at me and give me a little wink on the side this wasn't. The cameras are just remain a volcanic creepy but its kind, but it's like he was just a dude. Is it just sitting there with me right on an equal footing, and that was the president of the United States think about how power Oh there's, not one human being. I don't believe in the country that doesn't have the word trump go. Through their brain, whether they say it out loud or not all day, all day I'll die, or at least a couple times a day. You know what I mean it's so insane. Yeah, there's initial disbelief
there is an aftershock, and now there is a waiting for the next you to drop this very day. What is a sitting while waiting for the newest scandal every day, waiting further impeachment weight? for the losses waiting for the jail. You just want com having you know if you have a great joke, when you ve been working on about this, is a job for one person? Yes right. This surely should be a committee of people who are running this country, it's too much for somebody and I love the joke, but I think that What his job is, what that president's job is more than anything is You just leave people you He has power all those people in those positions. They have power. And what they say in what they do affects people, not policy. Just the right. Get. Ask her old themself carry themselves make you feel good about the direction Alek and right now, everybody's.
Filled with anxiety because he's not doing that part of the job well, but he on twitter and cause. We will losers. You're like way. It's like it's like a kid like you're saying before it's like a kid hearing like having a Debbie. Shit crazy in the house. The house is gonna, be crazy if dad is shooting heroin. Anything on the couch covered and shadows is yelling at the wife. The whole house is gonna, be free to air, that's what's going on, but is that the price that we have to pay to realise that our system is ridiculous, zero, throwing the card table up and is there any value in that thought means other than the real issues with the environment, the rolling back the standards and the EPA and all the different things he's doing the free people out there. Access pipeline, which I understand enough to know whether or not they are going to reach, that anyway, I know shut, shouted down right then tromp brought about back again. Who knows if they had made some
We have an agreement, the who knows how that works. Who knows a day, you know that Business is very authority, its very dirty totally in I mean it's what you know you you it make a case that all of this is a big oil grab prey to mean, while the Dakota pipelines stuff is terrifying, d a pipeline stuff, the ape the head of the EPA is an oil guy. The secretary of State is an Exxon guy. The people He favours more than our russian bore than our european allies or Saudi Arabia and Russia, big oil, business partners. You could say this has just been. This, as you end its rate, and the thing is and this would so complex about it. It's ok so it's an oil grabbing these getting his friends rich, but oil also is so much. More than just what's coming out of our cars. We are so deep in oil, it's it's! It's not I'm my home.
My main thing? Is the planet and its beauty and trying to sustain it? I'm a complete believer in climate change in all of that, but two naively say we can just shut down oil and be like we can all just move along it so much deeper than that. Might my nephew is a went to just graduated from school and he's big agro farming. Guy That's what he wants to do with his whole life here, revelation was that oil and food are so interconnected. All of the fertilizer that's creating or of the food that were eating every day is oil based. He said so you're trying to set rape emissions in all this stuff, but just the food we eat is so tight oil we need oil. So I don't have it that and how you try and make good policy about it. Well, I do her alternatives to fossil fuel based oils that the? U
those two make plastics and know that another you may class together hemp area, yet biodegradable and they ve started to make these biodegradable natural fibre plastic bags that their made out of like a plant plastic. Yet again, the supermarkets but you're vegetables in those years poster they'd while their day whoop when they go into the environment, they are actually biodegrade table become dirt. Ray Repose like a regular plastic bag which protects like a fuckin hundred thousand on here and birds, he didn't die and choke on their caps, but early, you can make plastic out of hemp and its super easy to make in terms of like it regrows itself very quickly bike. If, have a forest in trying to make paper like you know you try may paper out of you know you have a forest timber, the chopped down specifically for paper, to regret at the point where it grow pale,
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garbage! That's thrown out of these restaurants and these Jews places in coffee was stacked waste high, all the way down the street every single day they see rats dartin in and out of him tonnes. Rats tons of rats creepy Yeah. It's weird. We are a weird creature, man there. So many of us and were not really think me about that. Like you to think about how many like on an hour day how many water bottles you come across, in other words like ten of them here in this room, I now I feel guilty drink in it. Gas. This morning I threw a bunch out of my car, I guess got gas through to the garbage cans illustration of the gloomy fuckin water bottles out my car. It's crazy! What how many times someone had to make plastic and how many bottles of plastic or be made then that plastic to be in a land EL somewhere or in the ocean giant island in the ocean that big place bottle island there? Ah terrible, apparently
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you- should get your shit together and don't you ever do that again, you, wanna go to dinner shore. Bringer along you want to do is find MIKE's problem as that he doesn't listen to me, and I know that so great you're here to tell me that, during the same exact thing, if we showed up one of their fifty shades gray parties, there are ball, get ready to guide to forget tat each other up stockings, we show great you brought Jamie now, guy going and with all girls you, rumour homemade reward of I've Manhatto about Tupperware Party officer, Tom makes bread. I may ladys the seal on this. Not me enough. Keep my bread fresh though We ever see girls into your shows in there's like a whole table, girls, they're, so free and theirs.
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all the time like if you're, on top of each other, each and every day, unless you're really unique, copper, which I have met before they are they're out there that deal really bad about your own relationship over the internet and they're, always look at each other and laugh, and he had no we're great. We work together and we played out we get along. We finished she shuddered sentences, they're holding hands. All the time does happen. It does happen. I hate them. Well, you know what it is man, it's like. They found that frequency, the unique personality frequency cause oftentimes. I am your free Seeing someone else's frequencies just ledges yeah, and that doesn't mean I love each other. I, like person, might be the who and the other person the doors rang like ok, we got a thing. I won't let you in here. Yet this is the only above really like the Beatles. My only friend be having you believe you,
I cannot allow you to hyper too many different. I know what I'm doing and thus do people together. Fifteen year, Butch client. Just throats. It's really interesting. We see people are clown, each other's throats yeah ok, that's a good question. How would you rather be around the couple? That's stab maybe each other or the ideal couple whose making you feel like you're relationship isn't so great are the ideal couple for sure. I want you're unhappy people here. I want to hear a beer people that are enjoying each other's company there's nothing more frustrating than being around people that insult each other, like slyly in public its brutal. We note above Ale, Hartman's wife used to do that, all the time real They decisions be ill the dead, but when they kill your friend and then kill and then kill themselves, I absolutely this river. And after they had very combat a relationship which used to talk shit about it in front of us really right in front of him and us it was just like to say
he's old truth is like one touches talking about our car. They were tub fills talking about a car like fills a car fish, not lawyers, so we're talking about a car. I forget what was and then she goes. I love pickup trucks. I want to get a pickup truck all my boyfriend's back, my pick up trucks and you just picture inheritance, daft. In the back of his pickup truck by some fuckin farmer boy, some do thick rests: L catch, it has its way in fact, dig deserted. Take his pants of saying that, like I don't know, it's terrible where it was, I was constantly like that. She's always belittling am. I was tearing down. They have these horrible fights man. I know I understand that it's like you together, like it's for the good luck. His success is your success and yet those
I'll, tear them down, while people dont think logically yeah you're saying, but that's on logical thought near mean, I think they just didn't get along great. You know for whatever reason fear was really and smart to use cool ass, he was a really smart you're. So lucky you got to know him it was like. I mean he would do things like a learned. How to be a pilot. Yes, oh, he would be on the set and during the downtown he be reading aviation books. She s in the reading going through whom he was the most studious guy Kyle's discipline with his notes. He would have is a script and each one of his scenes that he was in would have a certain highlight like like a toy like a green tab or whatever the quartet was, and then all The scenes we'd be highlighted, he'd have notes beside them was a civic parts of the scene where he wanted to do something different or site questioned his intent early like a year ago in, and he would just every time he would nail it s
time, even to abuse incredibly rare time where he would crack up during the coming year. I'm just having fun. He has never like you fucked up and in ever fucked up rates, mean everybody fucks up and laughs when you're not supposed to laugh because it's funny, but he was on his game. He was so professional, but he was a very, very, very intelligent man. I was allowed to write a semi start. Alec, designing, design covers four ban yeah, but forty was every even on personnel, who is also one of the greatest rupees playhouse right. On provisions on police play house, and I think he wrote that first movie. They, he wrote peewee big adventurers, one of the writer really wow. What a great that's me see that's a hang with Mamma. You hang all the time it took me in his plane. He did go crazy, we gonna buy house down, he was suggesting, is different areas and somebody like us, a Dutch like quiet peace see things at a pretty. I nature and he's like a keg, as I think, there's an air.
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towards so dark so said it is. Man is the worst, but I mean it was. It was also it's just more evidence of what happens when people are those combative relationships. Die. Now, don't yell together! Well, you know you have somebody look if you ever been around like just a toxic person, ants like just one on one. You leave you like it's an energy that trains you and then living with that person guest. It's got it's too much work too much. We invite you know He ever dated somebody was really kind of toxic, it's kind of exciting. At the same time, these times the freaky once the most fun yeah, really crazy ones, yeah, it's a little crazy. Sometimes somebody you young too, sometimes us break up. Make up flights are awesome. Yet now when they come back and think that are coming back annexing. I make an outbreak surprising, it's the only way the cops like what the fuck you call a cab
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a giant fire. It was like on the way towards Bakersfield up the five filming up there at to hone ranch. Re was a lake and we're droppings. People off from helicopters, lake and normally without traffic. It's about an hour. Twenty dry our half drive to allay right from from to hone ranch. But this day it was Bompard a bumper and guy, died, a guy ran out and got hit by a car. I cite sneaker and I saw him lying on the side of the road like Briefly, as I was passing, while people internet tend to him- and I didn't know I didn't. I didn't like see his head splattered with my dad, but I saw his leg and then my friend matter that guy one of dying, end So that was that the beginning of this year, a drive home than as we got closer to allay. It was
literally snowing ashes and the entire right side of the highway was ablaze she life as far I'm talking like a mile in homelike. As far as the I could see it looked like a fuckin lord of the rings like I was waiting for demon horses to combat riding over the top, and just like miles, I like that that was insane. There was tornadoes, a fire amuse, fucking fire everywhere and you're in traffic at that point, we're in traffic. So, yes sitting there early removed from it by a patch of grant of asphalt and I'm Tellin you man, I'm not bullshitting, that's I know the road was like that for an hour Sri hour of driving the whole right ass. I was I fire yeah, that's insane when we were coming from the one or one we're coming up the one on one towards like and seen ogier and the entire right side like over the crest of the hill over near the one. A tac me values a blaze of delays.
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fire told me goes dude, it's just a matter of time before one day a fire catches. It goes through the entire city. We can't do shit about it. Why can't I got really, and he goes yup because this is the right conditions, the right wind, the fire coming from right amount of angles with the wind taking the embers in the air lighting Moor House is on fire. Oh my god, because it's just a matter time for one day goes right to the ocean. I hate the it's just a matter of time. Guys rain earthquake just a matter of time before this whole place to falls off into the ocean. The others like glass, half empty square yeah, just a maritime before the big plague had sticks all out. They do say that allows better time before. There's no more food left just can. But where do you want a bead, you wanna be somewhere. You dont want to be a proper right now, if you dont want to be the guy who died of starvation, can't figure out how to get by now. You will you what you want. You want a couple: you wanna try your best
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like these bony little things and yet they're kind of strong. I don't get it yet. How here's my question. What are they they rotted altogether. By now, I got it, about what I guess because they're, not real Did you see what happened a big sir, what their big, sir? than tat, whatever ranch, can you arrange would have risen theirs completely isolated, if had giant mudslides, and that part, you can't enter our exit, the town, the closed off like the one year, your hand there completely isolated right now and they think they're gonna be able to open. The road coming from the north by like September. What and they don't know the south is ever going to be pair, oh my god, go, go, go! Go go: go it's crazy! look at that, but let me see what it looks like look at that when I was lying idle. You have the title obscured landslide.
In California Scenic Highway, big sir. He don't know big sir. This is like the most beautiful part of the ride between allay in San my cup. One look at the fucking landslide yeah. They think that the only way that gonna be able to do it is to just bill but on the landslide, it's that much dirt, more than a million tonnes of rock and dirt felt look dad. It's insane. The lands, sliding skins a quarter of a mile, it's just mountain. Now the road is having a layer of dirt. Thirty five to forty feet, deep, how many people are dead in there? I dont think that men, the highway runs through big sir, which is a major tourist attraction and already close all access to the highway and don't know when it will reopen about get us fuckin shovel. All you need is a hundred Mexicans it'll be done by them. Hate us Lord hard metal, does bullshit about them, the wall. Matted. Let me show that in Europe we need a metal detector. You about that. Are you crazy,
today I mean back to people died, the million dollar what is it Henry Miller Museum in they serve antenna all these beautiful places, where you would drive up and be able to stay overnight and eat on the coast. You can't those places are isolated there. They were covered in the sledge can't get to them. Yes, so what you gotta do is get by real estate. There now policies would be panting silent, cheap you're, right scoop up a nice, my scenic view magic. That's your house! I sit up. Children and also new slide. All the way down into the ocean? That's how he died so crazy thing. I finally made it this beautiful view. My deck hey dinner, come on over bring bread Joe you did. I can't believe you did it. Did it buddy we're having a jet it still moving. We haven't, we go in. I says it's still: moving Hey Joe. Is the arts, post removing like that, and if it is, we are geologists and engineers who are going to check out this week check it out this week and see
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for changing, see. You are riding on a gamble. Yeah. That gamble is what are the odds that it's gonna shift now you know it's gonna shift. Eventually, that's right. This house's probably worth like millions of dollars and just sitting on this water, crazy. You don't even have a front yard. Your backyard is the ocean. There is my cousin as a place down down. San Diego and always beauty multi million dollar homes on the cliff, and they just keep shoring up the cliff. They just keep putting a new Planks got concrete rivet, and there hang on it's like some one some days in mind when it goes down but by man when you're sitting there the sunset and you though it's you and the ocean is prey the spectacular might be worth sliding into them. I think you what you have to have a super bowl or money, so you have that house on the coast.
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but we also know what that's like dogs doesnt work up. I will make nauseous that's awesome and there you go home smelling people will get secondhand we'd smoke too so honour or put you are under right. People complain about them, now. I would never smoke in front of someone that alike as an issue right like those that people have come on that are specifically requested me not get high in front of them. They didn't know me today, like yeah that are in the programme to be rather do drugs. Confirming me makes sense. Worley, next time I'll bring? I have. I have a big box, a cuban cigars I have nice straw, our strong there big you can get. He was so eyes had rush after it's like you might go to bed, isolate those Hoyo de Monterrey, double corona us
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as a new show that he's coming out with called something: no books with Owen Smith and what it is you find your oldest comedy note books ring it out and go over your material, and I found him no books from nineteen. Ninety, that's great. I had a list a set list from ninety three material list from ninety ninety three march of nine zero. While this crazy was terrible, was needles to my soul. Reading off my life itself is hair of a bull shit and I was twenty one years. This is really saying something man I had. I added orchestrated crowd, work I'd like written in so tat. He was so bad. I showed it to the show to the king S. Learning I haven't. Tape I alone Cosette. To a videotape VHF tape.
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I thought it was a curious about the joke. Like a catch you if you pause for a year now, what can you give us a split? Second, I just went out one thing that some comedians will do, especially in the early days were they like, say a bunch of things in a row, memorize it and the audience why clap area and at the end there big memory, Zation its and at at at at at at at at at at at at at at at at at the closest you get to a guitar. If that up, but outbound would, in my opinion, were dice, had everybody beat in the night in AIDS, because people would go to see him. I would repeat his lines. They wanted to hear Watson above all as a whole audience. Do it just like a Fuckin rock consular, easy. You can't that's as a one off, expert, yeah replicator in Dice had something that was different because there,
going to see stuff. They already know yeah that he would allow I'll go right that govern DA crazy. As I still say, the word out would hang out with ice, yet Is that was a rock star. Well, what I mean the room with a my weird out. I can only those days clear here: it's crazy was now he was so big and my girlfriend or nineteen we're sitting my car he had Ass Dana's hot nigger. Gwen girl ice sheet, a great since a humorous larry, We're sit, deadly, har, listen, to this fuckin price clay tape, just how great laugh and it was so nineteen that is like the perfect kind of comedy for you guys. You know said on a tough it little boy blow needed do you ever see him do along set back then was it. I always. Like short sets the allies,
I want to sell him live. I saw him a couple of times, Then I saw him body that the whole way son store a lot in the nineties re only just sort of fuckin around, but when he had come store wasn't like a set like a concert set. Re was like he was working on new material used fuckin around eyes, just workin out when he would do long sets. I mean it was waiting for the nursery rhyme, so yeah so still does nursery rhyme stop. I saw him ME and Jim Norton. Anthony coup me and who the fuck else was it a faint bobby Kelly and bread ban went to see him in Vegas at the Riviera, that's gray, which is just recently now obviously reveres dead. Now you think it was probably five years ago, maybe a little more, but God damn we great time s off the whole set asides wholesale to end. It was grids great. He was a man Mr Dude, he was a kid
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Agnes here. This is a little girl and these whither and then he wandered mariner. But it does that's weird man, it's just Well, you didn't maker, but he will- He's not arrested and he's not in jail, so it's not our little right and it didn't everything. It was there a case. Didn't I investigating find the plenum innocent of all this I don't know man, that's the problem that is around what these accusations to I mean you know that Accusations of that stuff is so huge. Even if you found innocent, I that doesn't compared to the charge it was he found innocent, but did they go to court I don't know if he was criminally tried. I don't think he did Nathan Criminal, so there was no evidence, Stephen, I don't think so. Think there was a time where me, a fairer, was saying that he had done something to one of their other daughters right.
Yeah what he was saying that the daughter was caused by me and let me as crazy right and that she's furious at he wound up with Sunni Jacques raising this all crazy. But I'll tell you, I can show it aside and watch crimes misdemeanours over and over and over there The grand old journeys of all time was the one way it was the space movie. Sleeper sleeper here as free movie So just what he's doing now, if I may, to movies a year for many years is amidst does make to year? Yeah doesn't yeah spring project the fall project, I was really unthinking. Barcelona, midnight Paris midnight. Paris is amazing, was really weird washing Owen, Benjamin the Nano and Benjamin alone wills in own Wilson, basically doing what lay him yeah really really. He's doing a version of Woody Allen and it totally worked it totally.
Totally worked Mean Owen did a great job. That movie was so good. He was really like. He was channeling like a woody. I, like even the way read the lie that same vibe here, just to say, Yes, is amazed and tolerating ridiculous shit in their full tolerating ridiculous shift from each other. Ants haven't affairs yeah, you know just the Perry six This isn't that yeah beautiful well, I mean remains amazing work. Well, the weird I added at weirdos of weird thoughts. I know that's the thing, some more creative amene. Whatever reason I know, and I just don't- have the connection that, like Ronan, Fair, obviously has do it. He can't watch those movies, but Tom pop sitting in his place, watch the movie I'm connected enough for it to bump me out of watching the art. All artists are freaky. If he'd get down underneath it, I'm sure there's a lot of people that we adore, who did some
pretty heinous shit, yeah, someone like David Carotene dies, weren't a wet through the dildo possess, hang in the hotel, the name die. I'm like an auto erotic, Ex Recreation, India, the guy from in excess same thing, the sounds like a lot of people died due and work really free, you shit and some weird stuff and people are weird trees. Some dont think too deep. It is to know people on the surface gorgeous ago, except yeah, you know, but that's just a young. I mean I'm almost always willing to do that almost always willing to do that, but the Woody Allen One makes it go now. The bill cause you one does not make me want to do. I don't want to tat. One is the site. I gotta right, you off the air forever you ever right. Drug and rape. Fifty women here that one definitely that's! That's our lifetime right off. If he had made crimes misdemeanours, maybe a negative. Albert is fat. I didn't what about Rollin Polanski detainees still watch fat Albert
her hair is like that are difficult to fund. I doubt it. It seems like fat Albert kind of rain. Forces certain racial stereotypes that he might probably disagree with as it became older I don't know there was little moral stuff. There wasn't everybody getting along de. That was always the rumour that he had bought out the little rascals and then he had kept it from being aired. It was racing reactors of the buckwheat stuff racist stuff in it was a true, I think, tat snow passed and I think they found it wasn't really the other he was amber than about the rights to and when let it be shown, yeah. Fine, that's true the lottery stuff back them. Dude, we'll talk the communist or last night about how people daisies to smack people a how and you see a movie aware like Humphrey Bogart. Smacks a moment face here and I want to make an hour there yeah it's just. I went back. Each other. Women would smack men, men what's whack women smack slack. I lie
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into this. Why are you doing it so cathartic time where everyone has to be so reserved and say the right thing, everyone just like you, more. I slept with each other in the base its much fun people just harsher to each other back. There is great unease, a different world right in a totally different world. The longer you would Rasmussen bill. Cosby did bill. Cosby sat status, false says, origins, banking, alfalfa, buckwheat, darlin. Just a few, the easily recognisable names were a fond part of the childhood generations. Kids beloved characters, blah blah blah the that started around it nine. Where, where can you get little rascals now deprived spied on line of its opinion on Hulu or anything that look for that? Mrs it's been licensed, and thus indications and Nineteen eighty seven bill Cosby is never owned. Any part of the right, similar rascals sorts portion alone, the pop up said he tried to block AMOS Annie. For me,
yeah and see, withdrew a sense indication knowing this namby TED Turner at bought up the rights. The tv show that dukes has to keep it on television because of his demeaning put the demeaning portrayal of southerners. That's you This is all that is its currently syndicated antient ends not anymore. Neither rumours, but that's not are then they don't they don't air at anywhere anymore. Right is another deal. I didn't like digitally. Remove the confederate flag. Now, There was a young something today about the confederate flag, man, What was too in the news today about the confederate fly. Well, some familiar the mayor of New Orleans has given one of them. Speeches, I think of our lifetime. That idea the mayor, and what else did some terrible today, really civil war museum closes every spat with confederate fuck? That's not it this speech area something about someone refusing to take down the confederate flag, Confederates
comes down. Accusations fly the sun. No! No, I don't think that's. It is bizarre. Can it be certain, but with some another politician who was refusing to take down the confederate- and you know Mississippi as it as part of their state flag, yeah me too. Hey flag is like a confederate flag in the corner right. The mayor, of New Orleans forget his name gave his eloquent twenty minute speech about the removal of four statues in New Orleans, Robert E Lee Civil war era, things so eloquent the points he makes. It's really about togetherness. Moving ahead. We have to realise that this was up The wound to our country never healed right, and this is part of me. Is he all right? king down these statues, try and explain to a five year old girl who lives in the city of what that means. When it was put up
right after the civil war to let people know that this is the way I think it was a white supremacist risk soup. Was this movement the put those up there? You explain that to a fight you're a girl? How are we going to move forward in the culture if we don't get these removed says about hey this isn't about revenge is about moving forward. He twenty minutes, In a time like we're talking about a rush of just news and constant noise and chattering tweets sky takes twenty minutes. Eloquently calmly makes the case in way that my paraphrasing doesn't do it any judge. Us all approve the bulletproof bullet proof it so great, and I think the price with the confederate flag and even some of the figures in the civil war they get connected. A lot of people's mine to southern pride. Idiotic, where from like southern southern pride, Leonard scattered in other cases you mean like Aunt Miranda and he always had that Fuckin Confederates
lag in their shirts ran. I know meaning was it wasn't just a racist symbol, white supremacy, but it is a race, assemble white supremacist, both yeah! You only right and you got a kind of give that up and have proof you could still pride in the south. You can still be a kick ass. Southern who loves the south for all the good reasons you know they need to do. You need to come up with a new flag. Does not ro the South haven't flag. Yes, south recognise its part of America like did that just something that replaces the confederate flag but includes everybody relic. Something is not connected to a totally meant to try to keep slavery. There was one come any made to use. This was a move a flawed moment. This wasn't fighting for America. This was fighting to tear part America and we need new symbols. Yoga perfect example is the flag of Texas with the star yeah bad ass. That's that's! That's like tax Might as well be its own country right and flag
That means some in our day. It's not about right supremacy it's about taxes a bad ass place, that's a bad ass flying I have a mentality to live here and it's inclusive mentality of your text in your text and it doesn't matter if your blacker way I now they really let TAT go man coming with any no May. We think that the I was always kind of back and forth on the Redskins and the Indians, and now why pride is the thing it's a sick. But because you and your grandfather Easter had hails hard and don't worry. If it is your way through price, my PA, we used to go, watch those games together me and my grandfather rights guide. You tellin me: we can't be the red containing with a few liberal parties, my friend get made a great point he's just as a business. Man, you would you say if you own, the Redskins are worth changing it all that old March people who can be hang through the asked to get Benny,
new logo and ones can be buying the new stuff readjusted gonna be a windfall just from the merge yeah. Just I mean if, if you, if you're not If you think about the social issues. Think of it is just a dollar issue and go for people who want to give up ground made a narrow sense, because their worry, the crazy liberals are gonna, come in nerve everything. It's not liberal, it's just being nice strategy now, in their case it is but it's one of things. Are people worry about here, the whereabouts given up ground. They were so ridiculous. Today we give up a little ground, local fuckin, crazy, no more talk. Whose cultural appropriation and yet again serve sushi. If your y know, I can really wacky, why don't you feel even up ground this affiliates running out of steam? A little guess, I feel it is becoming more more preposterous. I've been justice. Warrior is as a really ridiculous thing at this point. They really feels like it's become so absurd. Yeah I mean it
from that. I think there's a correction that's been made. I think there are people like taking more things into consideration about other people, and I we don't really think about four shows families or that with that group or whatever, but yeah did been done good, you did, I mean that's how it always is. The Thai goes out the diagnosis and you can explain. Thea now write a pillar of the cap Now we remember that never has won the worst arguments he ever had. I show is talking about how he's put his chips on Jesus. If, as you, explain why the tigers in tat goes out he's talking to some guy's an atheist, whose docketed Dawkins, now it wasn't dockets silberman. Ok, was so dumb any DOM argument listen, you can explain it, but you can't exclaimed, accorded to hear you here so stupid that the thing I don't you know tat. You are a man that we're not built by and I'll tell you why? It's not a scam. In my opinion, right tat goes into goes out. Never miscommunication! You can't explain you can
splain. Why retired the goals and water the tide comes in and it goes out. Mission Maybe I always go on top of Mount Olympus whose making the tides that's great, the look in his eyes, like yeah can explain that. In fact we are talking about and narrow Malone acute and his gravity array causes the way come on man. This area, you can't time the tide you fuck know exactly when its common, it's such a bummer being smart, sometimes as a bummer takes away or not he's not dumb. I think he's deceptive bill aroused his crazy, NEA, It's amazing that he kicked out a fox tomales, thicken, everybody out How did he seems to be holding on maybe he's? like one of the own. Come every scientist land orgies,
yeah, they arrive enough dirt on himself crazy, fuck Party over there. All they do is they try to get laid bill, rallies beaten off on the phone. I read some article about call women up and be beaten, offers talk and unlike well grim when the transcript came out. It was like I want to be. The Louvre on your body is not worry, lays boy, yes disgusting, but what but ah yeah? You know. I know that that whole place was running like there was like the cause. Things like once. The one came out, MRS Rapid fire Well, when you have a guy who's got that kind of power. Is that you know it's just so weird you get bored again. The weird sexuality thing ravens like a manifesto act, this guy. In this way that night its abusing these women. Those fuckin shows too
all these shows like when we really think back. Like we look back at two thousand, seventeen from the future, and we look at the state of the media today here and how I one side, whether it's fun ox news or whether it CNN here we so heavily leaned in one direction or the other, so obviously editorializing. What's goin on the news, their opinions of the news. Well, it's all just entertainment, so gross I mean you know in that horrible thing happened in Manchester at the at the concert. It's like hey that act as heinous and what happened that night, those peoples heinous, but then, who does that? All of the other work of scaring the daylights out of the rest of the world CNN? running it nonstop for forty eight hours, this grainy footage of young girls screaming and crying so
much more powerful than what that schmuck did blowing up those people in that place. There they're just as negative a force for the public then the terrorists, but they don't care they're, just trying to get attention because he believes it leads. That's rise, a big story harm. You know that people, but what is theirs? its ability is responsibility. Report on the news that that's a new story. That's a giant crazy, tragic event, sure they would be remiss of they didn't report right? You can report on it, but you don't have to have me walking with my daughter, through an airport and having a blue, peering out of every television said the girl screaming, you could have grown up sitting there and analyzing it without sensational, rising it, but it's entertainment. It's big balls out, entertainment network, its heinous I think that's a real good argument. When people wash involuntarily looked at them, the air can escape it cannot escape it. I
trying. I was working on this book. I was at the end of this at a deadline, I'm just head down not trying to follow. Anything, but I was travelling at the same time. Wolf blisters! popping out in bar as in restaurants, at the gate, Wessels Pretzels, more breaking news trumpeted this now that you can't escape it. Pressure. There's no responsibility about these. Like the weapon. Old man be an old. What happened to the news reap reporters being a shitty guy, but just go delivered the news. I gather more Amphora there note third running adds now on CNN of them like what but sir in another couple of em walking through the whole. It's like those espionage is beyond would like they be walking through the net with a through the office of his man, making jokes with mascot. That's what loaf Blitzer and Clara, Belle and all these people are doing.
On CNN was I do I dont oiling the walk and throwing the hey look, swears, Anderson. Cooper. What's he doing in the office and its a bit? Yes, these are the people there was to be delivering. The hard news. Tell me right analyze and make sense of the world look at enemies in what's Anderson doing in there and a punch line, well. You know, I really deserves you when they do that podcast thing or Anderson Cooper, that three sixty where he sitting in the desk and allow for people to his right for people to his last Wednesday people there's nine people. The last time I saw nine people yelling at ahead of eight people in everyone's talking over each other ray and Some people never get a word in edgewise and people are just jumping in and adjust its the worst. It's all entertainment yes, but it also Edra editorial Ass to its light. How and a person just relate to you. The information is unbiased, as they possibly can. I know is that possible today, the largest PBS Pbs, is
close as I find it. Yes, it's kind of just factual. They just put it out whenever they have, they have our shields and Brooks on say, not bricks and done it's never materials in your it's a major two guys who would know we'll be on any other network as their funny looking and they have the conservative? view in the liberal view and budgets a matter of fact and factual and sensational match shitty to each other as it is evenly balanced com is, I can find, is PBS News our but who was shot Hannity, arguing with one telling Sean hadn t that he's bad for America was a TED couple Deca those TED copier torreons bad for
and you know, and to ensure saying something along the lines of don't you think America Smart enough to make up their own mind, which is so ridiculous. Also candy asked of him is that he backs out of it and says: well, I'm not a journalist. I must talk, show host meals. You think we're bad for America eating up bad for mark you do in the long haul. I say really and all these opinion tat. Knowing you know what sad, because you are very good at what you do and because you have, you have attracted a suit, never again play more wage and our limited frontal. She said, let me finish this and whistling it with all the: U S and you have. You have attracted people who are determined that ideology is more important than facts. Oh, that's what you need. Those old
foods should be running, tell jail, Riley, ruin journalism to TED couples on a goddamn rampage, any so middleweight aloof sponge bitch. I got something to say on a number of times, not an easy area. How would you do it? You know do you have talked about those general subject many times over the years and it's irrelevant how I would do it you know who made it irrelevant, you do, you have change the television landscape over the past twenty years you took it from being objective, indulge being subjective and entertaining, and in this employment. It doesn't matter what the interviewer asks him mister. I was going to say whatever he wants to say it was outrageous as it may be. Okay you know, you're old network ABC, does interview MR tromp on a regular basis. Our job, whether I'm commentator or reporter is to get as much information.
The one and to show the viewer who the person really So again I ll go back to he sitting on. Line. Your are right at opposite him. How do you do it? Well? before you do, it is not in the end of you, you do it, but some reporting. That's it it's an old fashioned concept, but I think straining who and what MR promptly is and what is various policies really amount to? something you don't do in an interview. He doesn't answer the questions. You pointed out. It's a whole football game on cable tv. Commentators like me, just ruin the country. I come to that it's true right. I've ruined everything strew, it's in a tame. It like just give us the news it, but there have been other so much money in it and it's not even. Why do they have to here's the question? Why can't they just rotten, entertaining, show that makes money like whose flexibility. Is it to relay the news to the people? Is it Fox news responsibility I mean: don't they
some sort of mobile and out that their initial payment program, you everything that are they. What are they What is anarchy? Lhasa, use such small design, I understand, but would say You decide to call the show the Tampa NEWS, and you start talking about the news. I do you a very specific need to like if we know you was entertainer and bill. Riley was always entertainer. He was entertainment news reporter on hard copy before he was ever on on this. Right. So we know he's that guy, would you as one who has a responsibility to take the news in an objective sense like if you can edit, as you can write things out can decide which stories should get the most coverts like during the The campaign CNN was all about the sexual harassment cases against tromp, and then Fox NEWS is all about Hilary inner email scandal. I mean there they decided yet, once I was going to who's to say what you cannon,
and do when it comes to that we don't really have a hard fast rule. When it comes to television journalism, we think the New York Times we think you know what, in certain a news papers have great, you know we have respect for them. They have a certain amount of fact. Checking reliability. Responsibility rather reliably assess there's gonna be the news right to a certain extent near. I think it's you know it's once. You start twenty four hour news station, it's a beast: it's gotta be fed and happy people's people attracted, but isn't even really a twenty four hour new station. We think about what CNN, as they have doubled, belle show great. They have Anthony Board, Dane show they used. Other TIM Ferris show they got a bunch of shows that have zero over the Morgan Spare luxury right. Nothing to do with news, yeah yeah, I mean other than you know. You haven't seen the show before this is new like they might be talking about some information in mine out of a heard before, but it's not like
Eating news share. I think I think that's and we want to see an end, stand for cable news, network and Fox NEWS. I think one. People once you know the people are looking to you as the news there should be some responsibility. I think that this somebody, some grown up has to be in in control that, but you know these are stocks. You know these are: these: are some parts of giant corporations with stock prices and the people running it I'm going to meetings and get break over the coals when their ratings are down, and what are you going? You about it Jeff Sucker, maybe skin be like when W W, F territory, your name is doubly Debbie either, a b c and yet I mean look. If you put an old man, knew station on right and we'd. Be like ok Finally, this is like all measure and in good, and sometimes all sides in this is to America, first before party, probably deep down
shit ratings data varying doesn't have all the other people going crazy on it. Yeah it's just you just hope that kind of money. Through it and end up, they just want grownups in charge here. What's he do could the CNN the dude cheat you got. It basement again has brought the rest distance kid overrun Somebody's gotta site is gonna. Put that do not have many central issues. Let em right is on ship. I saw a leg of a clip of him really looks like it's cable news network somewhere it as an ever make a purse of anymore he's just ecosystem make des and incredibly verbose speeches. I insulting Trump over and over again saying so: cool sold out to the Russians, and this is an invasion. Make no mistake about it. We are the resistance superintends yeah, I know, but it's got that we're table access, feel to really does like his. He used to be
I could always people around areas down to printing zone pages collating his own scripts, Germany. So many do tweeted about Deal about one fuckin? Not, he is billing. I didn't you know I had been paying attention lately these are defined Well, he's not, I mean, is that he's out there on the Cheek Homepage dune? coming to you, my boy, you know my dog is: isn't the emergency room? What did they say is at a snake by bell. And come home between for thirty, six ass good so he knows where on the air, so she doesn't want to stir, but I want to find out what it was yeah wasn't snake bite, snake venomous, expensive, ass, the snake, antidote, very expensive So if you're on the trail like I was in the end, the and the snake bit you in the leg
I don't like your thoughts. I find that. What do you do good questions that could happen to us against one of the things we really should know do neither ran over a snake once I was running with my particular Mozilla neg nervous. When I didn't run over like hit this one eyes I saw in the road I was running and I jump over this stick and as I was jumping over the stick, I realized it was aroused neck. I only beg one stretched out. Who flattened out on the road on the trail and it was. You know the length of my arms yeah. It was. It was big ass, wasn't stakes snakes thick, like my wrist around it was a fuckin, thick old snake. That's a lot of venom that would come out of that. Had, I guess I've heard of I don't know if it's a myth or not, but I heard that the young ones are actually more dangerous because they unload all their venom, whereas the older ones just give you a little zap field. Twins like to relax. Hello. There Morse their smart Addison, like victim victim com, keeping them still unquiet, restrict movement and keep the affected.
Area at or below heart level to reduce the flow of venom remove, and rings or constricting items and clothing, as the affected area may swell. Allow the bite to bleed freely for fifteen thirty seconds before cleansing create a loose plant to help restore the movement of the area contact medical help as soon as possible, see below evacuated victim immediately by hiking to a car. Chapter or medical staff monitor the person's vital signs, temperature pulse rate of breathing and blood pressure of possible, but as it say, you do so so number six evacuate the victim immediately by hiking to a car So as I mean that the persons big, can highlight so you wouldn't do not waste. I'm hunting for the snake and deny risk another bite if it's not easy to kill the snake, while they're trying to tell you to kill it after it has been kill. This can still bite for up to an hour, so be careful. I transporting holy shit ye. That's that's scary
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which, if you want to try and save it, we have two three grand ran the test, then There are now three grand in the whole week. We didn't find out, there's no way to cure it. They put the cat down, and then they say he wants to do an autopsy. Why sure why How could you do on the move and other to guarantee its? Is my snake questions on red it? Ok, no first date is much better than performing bad for oh no, first date, much better than performing bad. First, aid don't cut all around the site of the bite. Dont compressed the bit lamb with a court or tight bandage, don't attempt to extract or neutral as venom using electricity Fire Perma Grant programme a granite, announces, Perma, granite, Herman Granite, Poorman Granite saw. What is that? We can all see black stones, mouths mud leaves, etc. All snake bike
it's a dangerous and should not be used. While this was also confirmed by the snake snake bite poison line, a lot. Snake by patients injure themselves by panicking directly after a snake bite by tripping over Iraq or a tree trunk, or by falling off the cliff side of that rail staying com is important after snake bite. Walk about, only thirty feet away from the snake find a sakes safe places sit down a sap, the venom can rapidly diffuse to your system? This can drop your blood you're too low to pump all the way to your head. While standing will sitting down reduces your chances of fanning than the first few minutes. If she faint should be more for more than a few minutes, remove any ray any rings, watches or raising wildcat. Yes, well up anything else from the bit land, because a swell you make a lot it a lot. Bigger, soon take five minutes to calm down and plan your evacuation. The only effective treatment for a snake bite Ventilation is the right anti vent,
to neutralize. It do not wait for symptoms to appear if bitten his important again touch the merging personnel as soon as possible to get you to a hospital for a self and service grew call, nine one one or the park ranger. There's no service. Think about the last time you had phones or cellphones man that we didn't have a cell phone. That was there. The thing I would like now we're gonna disconnect, thus useful the circle location snake bite right down the time next to it. So when they find you dead, yeah draw circle around the border of the swelling and write down the time right down the things you are experiencing, that are not normal. So now we have pens on us. We have markers. As apples are metallic taste in your mouth changes to sense of smell, sudden loss of vision, double vision, visual disturbances ring in the years headache nausea, involving bleeding from anywhere dizziness shortness of bread. Here we better it's bad, that's not good down. There contact I cell phone? If this is not possible,
slowly to get help. That's the key drink, some water and take some calories. If you have any some snakelike victims, walk several miles after serious snake based their legs. Ok incur they make enough. Why should I made out medical care? Yeah yeah? I got Another hang out, don't be mercy. Man fuck up, you kill that kind of a snake had evil certain we're serpent. How did you kill it? You just dont gonna stop us at his head there. That's where the body part from your faster than the body part I gotta get sidekick you Not wearing flip. Flaps. Now knows where I think I was ran trail sneakers, there's gotta. What's happened to him, the grip
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that's funny em and they pay you, but it was much right now is terrible. So we ended up So we did. We took the motorcycle and went for five weeks all round the. U S, recycle yeah! That's pretty gangster! Who was gangster we don't even dating for six months, that show Gallia CARE at Seattle to get show Gallia CARE move. You really invested to recapture brother got back. Matt, we're like our. I guess we'll get married because that went well. That's bill marries advice Mary says: if you think about marry, someone travel the world with em be hot miserable you find out what they really are about. Absolutely I've lost some friends. We went on vague and swift railing. The air, abort getting a cheery? They can't go with the flow they get all pissy in oaks. The card and show upper. You miss the train, you so a stressful, travel yet the problem of some people right, you just don't know how to keep it together when things are gone, the best there pissy
bye, bye, Hannity, moat move. When he's like really ten, really not that sad that guy you d want to travel with that. Guy is silly boy. You just get pissy. That kind of like the kid he's been picked on. Nothing. But you know what the problem with those guys is. Many problems born of the Big is there always in combat toys, fires forcing opinions. There was pushed their opinions with a lot of energy and emphasis, and there was resisting anything it is contrary to their opinions, never considering them now. Going over it. Ike yeah, really re objectively, it's always this this into, but which is a natural. Now that NASH old, knee jerk reaction that all of us are subject yeah, we're all subject to that kind of unfortunate. Sense of our ideas. The initial idea there's a book. Do not know the name I'll find out and posted, but
my friend red and he's a conservative and its basically about that. It's how to take here something recognize. What your initial knee jerk reaction is because of where you stand on what you believe and evaluate it and give yourself a b to say wait. Maybe I'm wrong and trying work your way around the argument and he's, but Ebay really believes in this book. It's like we're so all naturally set for these trigger word. Like you, hear Hannah Beery here Trumpery, you hear Hilary or you hear Clinton's and, everybody has a preconceived beliefs, so you just back up when it was those stories are in this book is about breaking that down to be more open and more logical. I've definitely try. To work on that. A lot during my time
I've been doing the park ass, I've gotten away better out, I'm deafening at the best at it, but it's something I'm way better now than I was when I first are due in part to failure. Because you realize like how much it's gets in the way of a good conversation. Re gets in the way of understanding how other people think yeah inane on. Sometimes you have to dig your heels and defend your position because you think the other person being illogical, ia and that's ok to but it's also important to look at someone else sand and try to make see if it makes any sense at all and it might not be but give it but give it a chance it due to Chechnya, notes great. I trust that when you look at someone from someone else point of view, I try to go okay so where it explained like where you come from, which try to try to deal with judgment trotted, just like really getting Yad. So when you would you do opinions and you do it eyes it and come down and say you know x, is wrong. I believe x is wrong. Do read your twitter feed juice?
because it seems like any time you're in something. Public in you side, anyway, one issue when you go this way or that way, you're getting attacked. Do you have that you deaf? We have that. I've got the and you take it too hard to you just like now. These people just exist and that's the way I mean I mean I analyze myself on me, now, listen to some of it. Yet, if its valid, I know I deftly no, I fucked up before sure and when I have fucked up before of red things, that people said that it didn't feel good to read it, the other new they're, probably right, right and so east. You know when you do alive, show and you're just kind of free following the air and at how many old time, any sometimes communism and sometimes just sometimes gets heated sympathisers bows involved, nor a hippie here, there's all those by you know. I mean it's just. Are you trying to get better, I'm trying to do it better. Read you are. This is the part of the process right and dumb,
there's a value in feedback, but there's also, you have to understand like how many people with you now we're just trolling you out of here, but I like you for whatever reason: harangue just you, I've got was pages, will say something insulting and you're their pages is them insulting everybody right undoubted again, I now some people to choose to that with their time and aid. This is America. You'll have to do that, but I think overall, the more those are the less I spend looking at any that share the better off. I am some less likely to look at that shit now than ever before. Yeah, it's just yet has looks like you say, like you some of it you want to see, and it is good feedback and, like you know there is a good report like with you now and then people just like they make it almost empty for define the good ones, because it's just sk. As you said one word yet look. Were comedians were just curious. People were always trying to figure stuff out. You know
a similar that we're not down on neither any one side. Anyone team were really trying to figure out life and try to figure things out. So you loud to try and be like. I don't think this is right or I don't think that's and then, but the teams, people from the Tina just pounds, you can't take that away? Well, I'm trying to figure it out, I don't know This is an oil grey. I don't know if this is, but don't you think that we also makes social and social media and interaction with people. So interesting is that people can throw their opinion to the ring young throw their hands the ring as it were like they. They read something that you say, or they heard something that you said and clap, and then they D argue with you about it. It's better if it if its it smart argument now, not just knee jerk, you know I hope you die, because you said that I think you know to loved it. You know that's what some of the best conversations you can have or when you die. Agree with somebody and you just kind of like going back
can get your let's not insulting yeah. That's the big key in its also you when you explore why you believe something and ably something different and you go back and forth over if you do do respectful- and you do get to re understand where that persons coming from Sometimes it makes it even more obvious to everybody listening end you that they're wrong Ray or that you're wrong. Whatever the fuck and honest answer it gets, it gets sort of illuminated doesn't get illuminated when you get locked up in this battle right, there's people that will form sides like, but if you can get to the objective back, what what eggs you believe that that is true right and then they tell you and you go all that is actually not true. Let's find the facts or I didn't know that right now, I'm looking at my initial position differently and dont be to their national position because just an opinion but opinions us or almost like markers of our self esteem. If you can't, if you can't defend that position,
Then you fucked up initially, and you have in your your flawed, so people I dig in and they try to defend that position even when they know it logically, re doesn't make sense is like to get married to end, even if you you're with somebody your engaged in having this real back and forth about something and you both for dealing with the facts. But yes, they'll, have your opinion that no I'm still siding with this way and I'm siding with that way. You can still respect each other here. It's when you go when it becomes a personal insults is where you lose it right. I mean I don't know. But my family people. You know that I work with whatever who have to we'll different views? Vote differently act differently, do whatever, but I love em, just gray people and you can't there You shouldn't have to dissolve relationships because of a political point of view. A certain issue. Right, there's, you know, that's what's great, my whole family was like my grandfather was hard My uncle was hard left and they would argue and fight, but they live.
Each other and everybody kind of got along and to state their potatoes at after the argument. Somebody Can't do that rights in care. If you don't agree with them, you can allow them. Yeah got everything the air about and then Some people have like these crazy arguments. Were you just can't be right or wrong? You don't know what you're talking about, and you still like climate change. How many people you talk to that? Would you go hard one way or the other and climate change year. And then, when you start talking about it, like you actually asking makes. You think that climate change is just a cycle and that human beings are not involved in love been shown that spend a lot of the data has been hoax than a lover and then, if you just go deeper, deeper deeper, on the rabbit wholly funded to Yemen. Looked into it that much right, very few people arguing for a pro or again steer man made climate change of really looked into. A most people are just sort of taking the consensus view they hear from scientists are from pundits from people. And if you're on the left you most likely
thinking that were in deep trouble and if you're on the right it more likely dismiss it yeah I mean that. Why back to why we need grownups to like? control some of the news and give you facts. You can kind of the side stuff it's because you don't have the time to rest, climate change on your own. You ve got kids, you gotta dog, it's gotta wants you to whack off with it. There's a lot going on in your life, so you depend on others who are really who are invested in giving you the right information. So what he'd do dude tell them that they have to just say that ok, you got caught. Something in news should we have like a thing where There is you you have to like meat, standard of ingredients like we looked at your ingredients and you have trans fats in your news, ray of others of the bull shit like this. He can't sell. This is food right re, not new year. You can't make this should be. I am it should because like for it for like Canada to say, I'm a talk show host. That's fine, then more power to you, but then
should be a thing, a little logo off from the corner. That says opinion show ragged little oh and then they should I M on the top of the whatever show that just giving you facts were the day right. The problem really is calling it a news network and having opinion people on a news now awry, but that's it with Anderson Cooper when he's rolled his eyes, Achillea Conway other things they same shit, it's the same stuff, threatening shit. You just do it on the other side and maybe he's correct that what you say is dickie less, but he's clearly editorializing by doing yes, it's all opinion shows you know, and then you needs Putty Don lemon. You made it all. You made tat coupled to sit there with his little face. Just give you that boring news and put an end on it, and then he goes opinion shows you. Let them know means loan. These guys know a k, you're ruining every year I don't have time to watch anything frankly good for you. Where do you get your news? Do just read articles I read I yeah. I mean step up. About my phone. We, the time to read the times I get the times delivered everyday. Look at you,
a real man near to a toast, gentleman's toast. Yes, I do the gentleman's breakfast javelins breakfast need the Van Gogh. Is this great this great? Retainer has its great had this great quote about what it takes to do good work and you have to have you ve ever you smoke your pipe heavy, a fling once in awhile, something like an have up a moment to yourself to have coffee to have your coffee by yourself and I really trying cars have had every day. I am, secondly, We then go with it. I really leave those things like to just sit with your coffee. For a couple minutes and just in peace, have that those moments like you, won't you talking about making your bread yes moments, making of a person, those moments of thought and careful consideration, what you're doing relaxation you sitting
and eating the bread just having a slight supposed and a coffee and to sit for ten minutes before the EU embark on whatever madness you're going to do for the day. You know what does moment eight point the big rituals for back country, hunters bringing coffee, I will in a is a very big thing, ray we're back country, hunting and hiking when these guys go deep into the basque country, the other several miles deep into the woods I used to. Do it all to end they by the Gulf guys will bring like a little jet boil, packets of coffee and they'll. Got some hot water and they ll sit together and their well like have a moment to be a person again sit down? Let's have a cup of coffee, interesting and they'll. Tell you these little plastic cups in the other, poor, their coffee in this in their drink in the side of the mountain, and then I feel
I got a moment of pleasure a moment of relaxation important and there's other stuff. They didn't put in the pact's this that we can have that yes right well, they just carry that extra way, especially the jam boil, generals, product pound or so yeah yeah you're carrying water anyway, you just boil and that water and you pour in those of the other Starbucks little were to ya. Think their call, yes, I was gone, was a Starbucks. You have little packets called thing was about the recent on that yeah that discoveries. Well, yes, illegally, pack leg, instant call. Anything's virtue was a virtue. That's somethin right that make sick electronic waste. But the other whatever the starboard. Does it. Those star burst the starboard instance are really good agenda Argus. May it tastes like real coffin to making it out. I do it now. I swim. I should in New York apartment because yak as it and have a good coffee as like these this'll doing. Well, If you want to make coffee, if you're at home, all you need is a french press. That is the way to go, is the best
but its debts were announced. It advocates a few steps by this. The oil from the coffee viewer person who enjoys the actual flavour. Lobbies me no, no. Nothing just give it to me. Like a man. That's why I drink. At these days, I get way less complaints upon the park ass about me clear, my throat earlier, problem before why cause you had stuff in the coffee, drink, the bullet, proof coffee with butter and the Euro, and it was making a Fleming that butter coffee may see. Super Fleming, I believe what am I doing here, Blackrock display, man, causing the bat sabre to thrust really good content, savage, it's good, No there's those moments are really important in life. I really believe, like those little quiet things that have been passed on things have been around for thousands of years and people of figured it out. The cocktail hour the moment, the quiet moment you know before better in the morning when you're having your coffee. Those things are fig. Our reason. There people have figure
now this is the way to live as yes, you know it really is. It really is the way to live here and if you can pull it off and there so small there so deep in their so valuable. Not I mean it's not a giant trip to Vegas. It's not all. I've got em, make a million dollars sitting with you, I hate and coffee, that simple little thing is so much better for your soul than all this giant. Stuff that we end up chasing near small yeah. I was interviewing Doktor Robert Pasqua yesterday The scientist, and one of the things I was doing is going. Oversight was work, listening, His previous interviews in reading some articles and stuff- and he had this thing about meditation oh yeah essentially want things to saint of imitation is like it can be effective, but you have to do it all the time right against something you do once a week like meditation, something that should become a daily part of your routine. Then
it'll help mitigate stress, but twice a day for can you said I didn't specify you know it while the different forms that it takes to this bunch different kinds and is not necessarily one that works best. One might, but I think that What you're doing when you're, making your bread, I think, that's meditation. I really do yeah in a way it. Like when I really meditating you sit for twenty minutes right, you don't slow, like it slows your heart rate, its rice and you not asleep, it actually comes you deeper than sleep. I used to and I still do call martial arts moving meditation because martial arts make you think so much about the movement. And about what you're done so much intensity and so much danger involved in them that they make. You have a very singular focus and then, in that singular focused as some sort of a cleansing that happens. Right with your mind, by gestured going hard at these things- a relief stress in a way completely that goober focus on anything right leg. It went
when I had a motorcycle, am I I still does it end. I mean it's his thing like you know. I've comedy in other things, to put my mind into. He still does it and I get it. I mean one you're on that by its your survival. Where's. Your dad live He lives in their New York City now upstate near was he in a place where you could write a bike, not worry about yeah. It's not like you have doubt the running you over what the Texan, but he was everywhere, goes like this trip slick. Excuse me all the way and that you must EAST coast, but he's done all of Europe is done all of the? U N, yellow light out, never wiped out ever wiped out, while no that's incredible, yeah how'd, you do that you're the only I've ever heard of really I don't know I was overs safest in as I could be used dependent on other people, but we all of it am I fell over was my wife and I pulled two days in unlike Kansas, and we then a lot
high wage straight in ours is going we pulled up to the days in through teams we'd Poland at the end of the day, and she would go into check into the hotel and I would take care the bike. Into a days in and you got it. She helped off the bike and I just never took my feet off the pigs, because I'm so tired and I just like Baby Hilda slowly to her now the bark and I caught it just feel like it's a snub that Pretty good yeah rise like all day. Hence now I tat I went with a couple of friends from fear factor all taken at the same time, motorcycle safety course oh yeah, and while I was doing it to people, I know gotten carts and on more really here and- and one person I know saw a person get hit- saw some wednesdays out on their phone, ran into some guy from behind a flying through the air, just just
Adam: he anxious bang terrible. I now I was lucky, but once I came out here, I added New York City for a long time which was kind of manageable. I would do like spots mean great Geraldo would go between clubs and it was so is kind of a little more mellow and it was all right, but once I came out here like there's no way, I just had kids in my career Diana go ok, and, unlike this too much to lose, I in this place is with driving as it is, and everybody on here too, as a brand New York. Those are professionals, that's her hate here. You re, urea silent that their better at it, but the man I was in San Francisco a couple weeks ago and I went into a do: Caddy Triumph Shop- God mainly one monsieur bad guys. Ah there so beautiful I've, never written do karate bicentenary their interim and these the turing ones like. I wasn't even interested, unlike the real crotch rocket like if these touring ones that are so beautiful, ass, two kinds, of course
under them too, they really do very distinct yeah. I I do miss it for sure who knows things. Yeah. The new triumphs there made to look like the old triumphs handles a great mouth, looks like so much fun, so much fun. Ah, look at them. Fuckin by body with a double tail pipes guide. How could you not wanted to leave everybody always simplifying. Apparently those things can have self balancing properties to them really willingly gyros. They have like traction control, some of them do now, and there was one. Jamie showed that some bike from the future that holds itself up w sorrow made. It is some who Bmw bike that doesn't have any bike you've ever seen before. It looks like some totron shit, some space age shit and this bike
Is I think it's right it. It's a concept right now go full screen. So if you look at this shit here with him, though he is doing, but if this happen, since the Jane you saying they were saying, you don't need a helmet, which is what I said I'm in repeating what this market easier declared. If you really do we're close look at the gods, are they have on she's? Got these goggles really virtual reality. Headsets go back to you can see those goggles before she puts him on a glitter. This look at this fucking bike. And Gordon the Single Tom cruise Guy looks so she can see like the speedometer and everything comes through your vision that this crazy, it's got big fat, Batman tyres, that's gorgeous it's gotta navigation system. It shone on, goggles around. This is crazy it's amazing this coming soon.
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here here knows here, I'm card their support. What'd he yeah exactly. I might had a barber another time, Barbara shaved, my ears when I was fifteen well, just put like you took, I mean shaving stuff and put it on my ears and shaved, Andre, raising an air and everything then, just we its growing out of power to my ears, yet a totally work there. Screw that way. Anyone that's! Why shave you years fifty most kids. Do I have to get up your goddamn little wolf boy. Michael J Fox in the movie, but it was soft little fluffy hair. It's like cacti, don't think it works out women. I don't think like when you shave it, it doesn't grow back thicker than tat a man. I don't think that's true, I think definite grows back, thicker really yeah. I don't think it does. I think this.
The other day I found here. This leopard heavily grows Baghdad, british or its mouth. When my wife started shaving her mustache, now it positive that China, but it's a war, will win. We hack away. I've got I've gotta trimmer that goes inside the ear nose out of the nose. One thing I share with my regular razor Adam sharing my face. I shave the back of my ears Harry mess. Sometimes I'm DR at my car I'll grab in your poor of knows how come out by the roots feels good, very satisfying, while looking to see a bunch of hair and pulled out of my nose, you gotta get a tremor yeah. I know I do, but sometimes I can grab them just like it. Grab my one by one part of my back, his hairy than the other side fact or fiction. If you shave or wax your hair will come back thicker and
it looks that way but looks completely ready to see. I believe the science spell shared with the Southern scientific America luncheon liberal nonsense. That is blame? Not so there's ever reasons that the myth continues to flourish. One is the limitation of human perception. People are just not very good observers, but there is no science. Just no science behind hair growing, back thicker says Amy Mc Michael first vaulted girl it was she now chair of the Department of Dermatologists, wake Forest Baptist Health or just kidding. Amy show you know a lot more than me, also the power of coincidence, indeed pervasive myths. If a young boy shaves his moustache will grow back figure are grounded in a colonel of truth. It might, but that's because the shaving may overlap with the timing of natural hormonal fluctuations in his body that are developing his adult fish. Well here, not because of his hair removal. Hair grows at different times and a different rates for everybody case closed Papa. I
little fuzzy's on my ears and now I have cactus barbs that hurt life in our sleep. Well, it's a hairy mess. I had a birthmark on my left side of my back when I was young and faded, but what's made his hair. So Bright side is not very Harry. Has somehow, but this site is just like a jungle. A patch well established for it. When I was in high school, where wasn't Sammy, my back Sammy on my back. What you do and therewithal that hair Sammy, for it was Samuel by my party called sailing. I'm one of my friends named it The Sami on my back some weird funny coming out. Allow me they jerk off to avoid what you do in their who hit by that AIR Sammy and on that no reason, gentlemen, we just did no three hours we did a show of crazy how the fuck that happens for thirty, already Tom
do you so in your home, enjoying my bread over memorial may weaken? Will I'd, be enjoying anyhow gift yoke for use. Yes, yes, yeah eightys, I have so I have purchased a new commercial sized Yoda pellet smoker, and I will be cooking from the new location. So next, We do fight companion or maybe next time you and I do a park. We will sit onto a meal. Real. I will cook before you ever get here, will have a meal, will put some cameras on animal talks and show our eating a nice Delicious wild game dinner. I will bring the wine and the cigars come. I and dinner with a dinner with Joe and Tom Dinner, with a dinner for two and you bring bread and will have some gentleman's butter. What is it gentleman's breakfast three cigars as bottle of wine? That's done don't do that word were done.
Two great idea, so I have this. It's a younger pull this up, so Yoda One thousand hundred, I got one sided cook for like six seven people at a time, perfect yeah. It's a big answer to this. Well, I'm a big fan of these pellets bonkers. What I like about these ye is is, by the way, not an endorsement of paid full price for this thing didn't Four melick sponsorship, big, it's just a dope pellet smoker! Wow, it's made America. What are you keep? What's pellet, what in hell it? It works on pellets, meaning hardwood pellets, so what they do as they take. You know when the lumberyard cuts up like maple, or curse hardwood they take the pellets they take rather sawdust and they can press it in the natural sugars. Compressed, though down two pellets hold together and they pour these pellets in a hopper and the hopper feeds into a worm, drive that feeds to a heating element.
So ass keeps it at a very consistent temperature. Had indeed have you light. It well light itself to fish to us Well, yeah see it lay that re ass. It looks like, and if you James C D. You find my head and thoughts dope. I love these things and is another cup, He called trigger. They just came with a really super high tech. One that's thick insulated like Yeti Cooler, it's like they're there best model, yet any control with an app and when as digital thermometers that are built into its, he could tell a temperature your food. What's your when your signature dish offer this thing? Well, mostly, I wild game because I write I shoot a trotting. Food and Elk a year which is rank four hundred pounds of meat plus I give away a lot of eighty four pounds but its foreign upon me, but this year, Good year, yeah I shot to dear I shot a pig I shot and Elk
is so short a lot animals this year. So I got a lot of good evening. Frigida have to commercial phrases in the back here: ok and have two more commercial freezers bow Give a lot of food to my friends yeah, I'm very prodigy food to Duncan. I gave Gary Clark, junior area, while the graves guitars vote time eight, my media, that's great telegram. Real, Gruber yeah, so this as this new one, the Timberline. That's it that's! A good line by line is their new one, and this new one you could see like it has is crazy. Convection, oven, cycling of the smoke nice and the triggers get is really sick door. Here, my friend John Dudley has one of these. I think there's some sort of a discount the get by one with his. I don't know I I have a gas grill thing now and you just don't get that's not. The same.
Sad to say the same. This is this is no gas. This is just would see the power that's no chemicals, and also you just know line or no. No, no! No just electricity heats up there heating element and there's a fan, the blows err on the side of the wood chips, while they're getting cooked and then it just smoke smoke and he because the food dude. I am I am soul. Does another company really good company called green mountain grills? They actually gave me a girl back in the day there were the first ones it ever try. Those are ex. On two and you can get a good on this, not not even too expensive camp chef as another, really nice, one too. So I am not trying to tell anybody to buy anything, but I'm saying it: you're thinking about getting a girl look into one of these pellet Gladys, pretty bad ass. Well, it's their super easy to use to you just poor the pellets into this hopper, and then he said the tent. How often have to refresh the pellet suitable needs are so they're so economical like it? Doesn't they don't
ass long ass, they keep the exact right temperature or really to agree a few degrees up or down. You like the hopper, I feel it up like every four or five cooks and if that was like charcoal. It would last for one current, you thanks I was desperate, looks like tell they looks like some sort of a brand cereal right doesn't like one. Yet it looks like durable food, yeah, so What it is is just hard wood saga, and they just smash it and then natural sugar is make it stick together, could break it up with your fingers. I can tell you that a break in a busy, so you poured into the hopper it grows, down to that worm dry below feeds down that thing on the right, which is like we're, the heating element as soldiers catches, fire and then the for the flames make smoke and fills up that chamber in the heat comes from the smoke. So when you put Elk stay, there's something on there can you could get liking?
couple monitors everything to slow takes a long time. So, like the way I do it now done a bunch of different ways and all of them are delicious. Like Elk is my favorite meet its ambitious, really healthy meat by my favorite waiter, Do it now because of sky Chad. Whisky bent barbecue on Instagram was my friend John Dudley, buddies. A world champion pit master like one of those earlier bad mother, Fucker Grilled, change as don't ever cook meat above tuner, seventy five degrees. He says when you cookie issue cookies lowly, don't allow them to dry out and use meet their moment or so since I started doing that, have been very happy with the results brains I get it to hundred and thirty five hundred, five degrees and around there. Then I pull it and then reverse it. The way I do it on a frying pan he's butter in a frying. Pan rang are like, and I see that shit I read on each side. Real quick. Like thirty says, you re getting us yeah bring into the house then, and I wrap it up the luminous,
oil, and I put it in a yeti, cooler and seal it up for fifty minutes. Three legged slowly, keep cooking cause real slow cooled down and then are opening up, and I let it sit for another ten minutes. Slice So what should I do with the gas grill we'll talk throw that thing in the Fuckin Cuba to homeless people thrown in the Alley rivers see this directive is when you can do something like that, and you get good at it right. This is the bread thing it's last year in yes, well, for me, it's it's I'd, love, cooking, voter fucking and it's not theirs. Little bit of a manly thing that I like more with cooking with lump charcoal over of charcoal grill smell Somethin, Gary Manly, about the aerial far imo. But honestly as far as like taste and is far as ease of use and repeat ability it's hard to fuck with these pelagueya earlier, because your cookin with real would
fire the smells great. It tastes great like when you open the lit up a snow of like maple and see the different. You know you buy a bunch differently. Apple would all kinds of different chairing of re by all kinds of different pellets. I need a bigger yard even the big man now now and again, economical, Green Mountain grill, good, agree, mountain grilled ever pretty small one. That is only like a few hundred bucks and my mother in law has my old one. It's great near their fuckin gray. Men still works of ETA for years really yeah and that one has a built in thing. It's called Daniel Boone. You know. One thing I was: of your Instagram was the the eggs just throwing the coil on top of it, oh yeah, it's a lifesaver. Let me that such a simple glorious morning out the best so is what I do is I take some care. I chop it up and then
chop up some garlic and leavesley do jalapenos. Do I put the kale in the butter I saw today at and wants a real sharks? Getting darker is ready to rock legs and right on top of a mix it all up, put it on a plate and fantastic. You mix it up. They look like they were Sunnyside up can sometimes do that to yeah. Sometimes it just put the case right next to the x ray. Sometimes I cook the eggs in the cave, yeah I've. Just and throwing the care on top of the eggs great too grave gray. So fast air super easy. The best. What's this one, have you tried one of these? There's a great sous, vide yeah. I think I have that one. I have another one like it, and then with water and the hot water, the single heat up, the temperature of the water like a hundred twenty five degrees. My question would be like is
They leaching yeah your food. They say it doesn't that's a good question, though, but how do you mean you can't microwave plastic if it's a certain temperature? Maybe the plastic needs a hairdresser. Via temperature to melt? Listen, you shall never drink bottles that a bit your car in a hot day now and writing about that recent ass. This I hide thinking about that. Where did that story like maybe come from? Maybe the glass bottled water people or put not who's got a zero glass bottle. Ghana, business and others are all glass bottles. They start ass. Yeah. What's the trend on, I think does actually science behind those wondering was gear. Its barrier. Your high, that's speed is good. I have actually blowtorch that I do with feed. Oh yes, I do sues feed and then I took the outside of it with a torch at Brown on the outside. I've done that, but I dont prefer it up.
Further the trigger style in mountain grill? Yoda rail was Pella girls Yak again as a bunch different companies Try endorse one alike cream. Grill. My friend John Dudley loves those traders and then but then new new trade, your timberlands pre revolutionary and supposed amazing in its ability to warm insulate, think actually the best one too another one called Memphis, Memphis grill. Suppose we really good at that. Someone tell me if you have a glad gas grill to put a M cast iron pan on it. And you dear stake that way. You're good move near to get that that seared re flavour, from a caste and its more even its gets a little more a lot, a big time steak strand still use cast iron pants, Diane's pretty bad a yet iron from it to the Rio dietary iron. Well, yeah. I was crazy, you don't Is this queen and good for you? You get you like it's good to cook. Even vegetables like good cooking vegetables in
an iron pan get a little bit iron. Oh really here that's good for my wife, such rules so as to his little low iron pilgrim, I believe no, I think, you're right it further. Who cares items that way by so many things that have so that a matter of course trying to have you not as they were doing our best do my best to us papa work in these fine people, see you perform your money, wonderful, a magical stand of comedy, I'm going to do some shows in oak, my Pennsylvania, Theatre in Richfield, Connecticut, an old say, Brook, go to Tom, Papa dot com. A bunch stuff in June and concerning up again in the fall term. Popular my specials streaming on Hulu and Amazon, and Follow my instrument. If you want bread tips, how old is your special now it was about came out some months ago, the advent of six months now, and when do you think you'll think about doing another? One work schedule
I feel like I could start lining up, because I've got about I've got about thirty five. Forty, it's really solid, Philippeville stuff, and you know it keep working at that place. My time I set it up and go do it will be a probably. I did a lot July is when I filmed it, so welcome up on a year and if I did it we like a year and a half to two years, feels like to you. Maybe a little long, but it feels like a year and a half will be it'll, be read, can I known was a clock on it. It's really like when is it ready? But if I'm already at that point I feel like I should crank it out there among the exact same schedule, yeah yeah a lot of people I talk to have that same opinion seems to be like delicate at a year and a half finished our feeling. This is real year to go there. Time you know- and you wanted to be- you didn't want to just eke,
here s the finish line, I wanna you know you wanted to be better at last one day you wanted to be representative aware year. You feel your standard as right now, you know undertook exactly exact. Great nights in Evian Nazi was like it's a matter of being getting its? consistent that you get like this motherfuckers ready right, exactly style, you pull the bread out the decorating terrorism pellets, and on that note, ladies and gentlemen, That's the Tell him I sarcasm. Dimensional matter, I can come up with podcast, always forget to turn people onto that, but, as the best comics are the worst at self promotion. I now that's good thing. My friend thank you. So I'm getting a year later this week in not this week I'll be there next week. The ok I'll see their next week sounds Tampa, ladies and gentlemen, we'll be back next week. Thank you. Everybody loves you by my ears are hot. We did at least gentlemen another fascinating week of talking really
people. I enjoy the shit out this week. I hope you guys did to the great week to have the opportunity to talk to someone, like God, Doktor Roberts Pasqua yesterday. That was awesome, Michael Malice, whose awesome talking and was great in every last again and close it off with me PAL Tom, Papa Joy, the shit out of it I really did next week bill bar will be here. Tele broke in Andrew Santee know she s got a lot of fuckin good guess. People got time. So much so good shit happening. So why look for that next week That's it. That's caveman coffee go to Caveman coffee C, o dot com used the code word, Rogan, save ten percent off Vader, awesome, coffee or beverages are and t oil other groovy shit thanks to on it doc. Always go to an end. I t use the code word row.
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