Dave Attell, Brian Redban - 11/08/2011
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David, tell we have known David, tell for many many a moon fro. I remember the first time I saw you on stage to use a catch rising, STAR New York. That was in fact it was like, while ninety one or simple idea that place is long gone. What I'm great little spirals Eric you're telling me that was weird about that club. Was there was a goddamn mirror behind you see, look at yourself when you run stage. Remember a gear I yet across at a mere. So why you on stage you you see yourself like who who's huge mirror was ridiculous. Did you catch yourself like acting imposing and do something? I thought I felt excitement in my manager's awesome and he called me on what do you look at yourself in the mirror? I think everyone would do that. You could see yourself bombing watch your own dream, implode on a cloud. That's going to be a nightmare for stage watch yourself. Bomb yeah only performed there a couple of times it was a great club cool little spot yeah.
I forget like that. You did some time in New York, yeah yeah when I first moved there, but you know what I was so used to the way they did it in Boston so used to driving and doing road gigs. Then I would be like in town I could make any money it was like they were. Like you know, sent was like not much money like was it said it like like or care electroweak day said. I guess it wouldn't be. Caroline stipulate the comic Strip, what used to be like cab, fair in our member states in the Ladys early night, used ass, a cat, fair and a meal, and then now it's probably like twenty five bucks, a certain that was after, like a big, you know strike that we had and yet for a while there there was no money that crazy, I'm really think about it. You performing and that's the only reason, their open their open Gaza selling comedy Rwanda performers, are getting money. What I love about is that, like the audience comes in like especially on it's not a headline to show its just like you know a showcase, your words just like tat came in and they'll come in, like there. You know expecting to see like some kind of like you know, what, whenever like
or something, and it's like now we're just all coming up here, trying hard dick to pussy jokes. You know in China like build material and they get really disappointed in like we're making like you know, then you are if you were a lover on african mexican Diet, Asia, so yeah. It's added that happen have become such a club, owner, centric environment part of its. Like earning your bones, you know how to Iraq, and I, like first of all, like like my first ten years, debatable what I, whether I deserve to be paid or not. You know those lights up, Sir Touch and go hazy. I got I agree. I know their feelings ox yeah then like there's, you know, then, once you finally like realise that, like you know your power, you know you know how to do it and then you like, I can't believe you knows this- is like slavery.
Just pure slavery, yeah. Well, I guess for a certain level for a guy like you, it becomes well, you need a place to workout. You don't need the money. You know, I don't need your fifteen dollars or whatever so I don't mind doing it for free, but when you were starting out menu, we're just going all around New York. That was how you're making a living yeah. That's the whole thing you're right. So it's like it was like five big clubs you, try and bounce from set to set to set and do do his magic, especially on the weekend and you rock out, maybe six hundred bucks. You know, I know that would be like old man says. I can't believe it. I'm gonna, but then you boy it all out on booze and should have an email. So it was like I had to get a net loss. What's the most amount of sense you've ever done in the night, I think I don't hold the record for in New York City the most amount, but I think the record is thirteen to fifteen with prom shows his during the prom season. They would really kind of am, but I think I probably
like ten to twelve and one night I did prompt shows with auto, enjoy wow. That's weird Al Lubel, oh yeah, really crazy, because what they did was they never took anybody out. So what they told you they would recycle the comedians. You would do like one slash two an hour set. I think it was a half an hour. It was a good long set and then the other guy would go on after you have now and then they'd have four people on the show, and then they wanted you to come back on for the next show and it was exact same crowd. So what they said is you have to do the same material? You have to do the same material, because if you do yeah, because if you do new material they're going to ok- So even though you know it's the same crowd as I will they didn't. Even they didn't know who is who it was like a
least. I like they pushed these pigs right this time they do know who was one from one show who was from another show. So their way of dealing with all these unruly kids was just keep pushing more in there. It was insane total health code violations and the shows went all night. You would do a show at six hundred pm, I didn't mean auto in George. Did one once I remember we did a show and we started out at like you started out when it gets dark, and it was actually probably before it got dark and we were done at like six in the morning man, it was like bright out when we left the club that's the beauty of it! Well, I can't believe you said you did prompt shows with auto in George. Can you think about it? That's like it was awesome because the filthiest dirtiest in the puppet world, he is Hitler so evil, and these poor kids these sixteen year old yeah, these twilight, kids, they're, coming down and they're like getting old, can only about the the Slurpee joke that really must have hit hard. That night. You know that's his,
but there are yeah caves, arms guy he's got some grape fuckin lines. I remember the people don't get it though it's like it's not about him. Faking. Now he's really doing this. His lips move man. I mean he no he's like come on. We playing games. He knows the bucket bucket, so he doesn't like do a good job of like so like these kids were young. I see your lips moving. I see your lips moving dumb. Kids. Will like heckling him, they weren't getting them the majesty of the auto in George experience. They were too young, too young and dumb there, like others, guys bad. I can see his lips moving. Circle, because in New York, when we, when we got that wave of Like Boston guys, like you Louis CK, Nicht APOLLO, you know that was like, like the new start of com, because I remember like but you know the old 80s comedy and I'll like I'm not going to name names, but just like all the sweater comics. The guys would come up there and end with like a rap tune. You like crazy
two and then it was over. They do some kind of like impression that was a bill. Cosby is like yeah but then like when you guys came in then it became like the Nuwave comedy and that's that was school. I was really like when it started again. I thank you, Our committee was dead dead in a year. Will Turkey becomes waves when it becomes a community, but we were the last guys from the Boston community, really sir, and Patrice were like the last guy. I know there's still some really funny guys they have been there. I ve seen from the funny up and coming guys, but for whatever reason and not getting the kind of attention that the younger guys got in a bag of it, it doesn't seem like the scene is like dance as Basel II. Alec. Next calmly stop it. Kind of still around, but stitches is gone and the you know the improper gonna duck soup to connections gone. The connection is now a giant theater. You know, so it's like guys are kind of forced. I know TIM Mcintyre has a room somewhere in Faneuil Hall. I think it's a small room with one hundred cedar, I'm sure that's really good
and is that chinese restaurant in Cambridge contemplated? Maybe I did it once other than that. It's like boss is not it's not what it used to be. It used to be man. When I started down in the late 80s I started in eighty eight. It was a hive man, Johno Jonathan Katz, was the host of the open mic night to Jonathan Katz, brought me up very first time, onstage brilliant, I got to see Teddy Buerger on when he was in his prime wow. You know, do you know Teddy Teddy Teddy Buerger on for lazy? Gentlemen, don't know, might have been one of the most brilliant. The best timing, I've never seen a comic with better timing than Teddy Buerger on casual relaxed, would hit the punch line and you do it one point you'd be laughing at another point: you'd gone God, damn this mother, fuck loud God, damn he's good. That about the Boston. Guys, like you, know, cause I similar bunch on long island. Is that, like the boss,
not only fearless, but they also were like intelligent and they they could really quickly switch from, like rowdy drunk college crowd to like more of a to get a crowd, whereas on long island we were basically county people, you know, and it will be like a couple of like you know, like Pg13 acts, but then the rest of us were like just dirty drunk. You know like how many you know. I think every community needs someone who's really good to show you how the fuck to do it. Yeah Boston had Steve Sweeney done: Gavin, Lenny, Clarke, Legend, yellow Legend, Kenny Rogers and they just had all these animals. Don Gavin is a fucking savage when he was younger man, honestly yeah damn he was good. Those guys were, like I don't know like fighters because I as good as they want stage of stage they were better in terms of volume or is it was just like you out. It was an ordinary morale. They were the real deal, listen zone when we get a comic like that, you don't get it I would like to add three yoga.
Did you get a couple of guys so fucking? That's a guy who's living a real life. I Lenny Clarke, I fucking love, Lenny Clarke, he's like one of the funniest old School Boston guys and I got a chance to work with him on this movie- was telling the story, but my old days, Joe back when I was doing blow he goes one day I woke up. I was in the Fucking Bahamas because I have no idea. I got to the Bahamas. I was I was partying. I was hanging out in New York next thing you know boom, I'm in the Fucking Bahamas. I woke up. I looked at the beach. I thought it was on long island. Oh that's brother he's brilliant. It's amazing! Those guys are alive cause yeah. I mean it's just uh, unfortunately, ticket to a level Kevin Knox. Isn't we lost him recently love that guy? He was another one, another wild fungi, we've lost, so many good guys in the last three years. I would say it's just it's so sad and depressing. It's terrifying!
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then inspired by so many really good guys, but New York Airport. Fuckin good guys to do, but long island didn't not so much rightly guys like ATO and George was absolutely brilliant. While they were those, there was a few of those guys. That would be the road guys like. I always struck me something different than some of those guys could allow those guys there kind of like getting by, but just real happy just doing what they could is to get through the stage with ATO like he was making art at of being the filthiest all how horrible things deserve. The filthy is possible, but are but brilliant you, nobody cry laughin here, he's doubling and one of a kind and unlike what you call it a whose guy, you know, character out of the other guy great evil.
Prop two, oh you know I'm talking about. Oh shit he's another guy always plays Jersey, really cool like like chip Chip Coney in those kind of guys are like classic vaudevillian type evil. You know, like Coke, ask acts, but a long island did Jerry, Seinfeld Kevin James. You know and then a couple of other really good guys that it was a lot of guys like me, but I really liked started in New York City, like of the open, my senior for your eyes, and you see how they have been long island. Any community now do Stana on I went and where you and I and I stayed in the city, but I would go out to the island- do rogues in the first working I ever did was in queens with Adam Sandler, and we did a disco and he brought me along with government and when you- and I brought me long and I totally tanked it, and then we can the old you know we're standing under the disco. Balls were circled by these. You know basic
widows now and there certainly us and he told her health, and you know it was just like he knew what he wanted to do immediately. You know like he was an act. Airy was comic and all it can to stop and Catherine start he was the golden child. Oliver. He was the first guy to make it on time. Tv and then as an element that kind of stuff in the locker When was it bigger moors on anybody whose was in that error and like a New York, he totally like? I, you know. Basically, there was like a cool scene there where you could see guys do different different things, but I was Boston. Guys doubly came hard to do the road like right away with us like meek little like New York, guys be like forty five minutes only shared where we got used to doing yeah half hour and a horrible ball environment. We did a lot of crazy gigs. That was, but there was so many of 'em the beautiful thing about being in Boston is you could make a living? I mean I was in comedy a year and I started making a couple one hundred dollars a week
today, that's really hard to do it's really hard to pull any money out in after a years worth of Comedy Boston. There were so many gigs you can you get em see these gigs Lenny took me on the road. I am seed for him. Just do an opening set just trying to trying to get the crowd warmed up. Everybody wants someone to do that and I'll pay you, the bugs, are one hundred dollars and next thing you know you're, actually making one hundred and fifty dollars a night two hundred dollars a night sometime. Absolutely so, when I came to new York- and I was like what I gotta do sets for free and they can only do like ten minutes or something like that and like this, I will just drive to New Jersey, so just drive to New Jersey. I do sets there are drive to Connecticut. I do a lot of sets in Connecticut, John Schuler gigs ever. Do those gigs you? Yes, it's crazy. You know one of those God you now here's the thing You Joe you like pure, like really get the colonies. The thing that really now that I'm all them in doing like twenty six years. The thing that really bothers me, the most is that guys that I know that I bring out on the road that are headlining head.
Quality. You know some of them have credits around, don't it's like did not going
able to headline even like a be room until like together TV show that's what sites, because I was like headline in for years and years and years before I was even like an old yeah, whatever a name, and it was great because, like nobody really knew me- and it was really just me like learning the headline in that was cool now, it's, like you mean, like a tv show, you need line on your pocket. Well, you need someone who knows what he is saying is you didn't need anything back then he'd, neither he nor I all we had was like a little credit. I have like empty. These have a comedy hour and I would headline all over. The country is really can really do that anymore. Even in our special means, nothing because the club owners and I get there now you get it. They gotta fill these since they got. You know it's business yeah but like for these younger guys who, like I bring out, I'm like this guy, is blown to stage a giant outlining and like I'll go to the club. Arguer like you, must have a slow, weak somewhere like you, bringing these guys like work amount and the like. You know what we never we can't afford to do that anymore. We gotta always be making money so that really socks about comedy I really hated, but the win for these young guises. Like I don't know, there's some in the water projects part but dust settles promoted, is always self promotion. Friends like magic son. We know it today there are talking themselves. We have a couple friends brilliant that have had those problems are interfere right, a downright Russell, Joe ideas, those three, my friends, that they have had their brilliant comedians and they ve had a problem with the podcast straighten. All that shit I'll, show you gonna fuck and standing ovation in Buffalo. He got on stage and he got a standing ovation. They know who the fuck January, as is its upon cast, that's why I detest quantity of all, my friends, that all these guys, I dont get tv credit. I think it commercials once in a while and the next thing you know, because of the podcast, because of into the internet, those guys they they get develop a huge following and its
and then all the sudden they go from. I can't get work anywhere like ARI, is working pretty much every weekend or is like he's a headliner all over the place he's a great guy too. I see him at the comedy store all the time and he does it right because he's always trying out new shut down there he's a writer and he's pushing it, and that's what that club, especially in my mind, is for you know it's just like constantly be working on new ships, yeah, there's no industry. There was always this thought about the stories. You can go crazy at the store like they would say, don't do! Do you got some new dirty bit you're working on, don't do it at the improv 'cause, what if it bombs and what, if somebody important in the crowd, yeah
yeah that happens. Man, if someone sees you dad, I'm not see. People see me when I was starting out were really no one should have ever seen Maine and they never raced that memory. The memory of somebody hit it doesn't matter how you kill in your next special. Doesn't matter how honed you have your hour. They remember that time. You ate a dick at the laugh factory. I love you remember it too, and it's always like, if you're not hip, to the fact that there are industry people and that's the cool thing about New York. There's none of that shit. You know. Maybe some guy will come up to you afterwards, like Rona Beefsteak, Charlie somewhere. I want you to come down and do a bachelor party it'll be a fun time. You know like some weird setup, but here it's like every person in the crowd has something to do with show business and, like you might become someone right, but you never know when someone in the crowd that could be just someone's assistant and next thing. You know five years later, the head of some studio- and I remember when you shit on stage that Tommy stored one morning you aid should onstage, did
the idea- had some writers from news radio come to see me once and it was a long set in the main room and truth be told. I wasn't a good back than anywhere menage. I don't have it uncommon for six years or something like that seven years it wasn't that good. I just I had sloppy night so like I could have nights where I nailed it, but then I would have a night where I just fucking completely fell off the tracks and into the woods like, and I don't know what went wrong. You know, let's see how it is when you first start out the first seven years nights always said that Richard Lewis, somebody the first seven years or like the hardest, I'll push that back to the first and I think, the first ten years just suck yeah this fucking hard it's hard to figure out what the hell I did my first cd after eleven years in and I'm super glad that I waited that's cool. That's cool yeah! Well, it didn't have any it's not like. I had a lot of people beating down my daughter do a cd. It was actually my idea to try to put it together so
lucky that, because I could really something earlier and it would have been a piece of shit, you know of abolitionist some old recordings myself and it's like I wouldn't even wanna. Poor land line is a goose. It fuck, like Stanhope Data, he's brave, stand, hope to put like some videos of his like first year. Stage eyes falconer. Yet my is my guy. I love this guy there's! No, when there are no no and that guy is this amazing, but, like all looking, you listen to your like your shit because I think grown up, That was how I that's how I feel a comedy was like wasn't cities in and re in what we call just like the five o clock Fannys whenever they had back then, and just like albums alike, every tamassia stand of special. You know the same shed. Some
dude up there, trying to like milk milk, the labs and he looks so not having fun right and it's like such a setup thing. It's like nobody can ever recapture like the Richard Pryor error of life. You know he's wasted the crowds wasting precious bucking, rambling and every word of his fucking mouth is like a delicious fudge angel fart of just like wisdom. You know you ever hear the old Richard Pryor tapes. There was a gas station that was selling these tapes near my house, so gas station in a little box of cassettes they would sell and somehow another this guy was selling these Richard Pryor tapes. So I bought a bunch of a man I forget, like it was like Richard Fox Richard Pryor, to Red Fox Theater. I think that's what it was. It was like red files. This club, I've heard bits of that. I haven't heard like Red Fox, is nightclub he's just up there talking shit, just high asfuck, talking shit and every other word out of his mouth was just to jam jam about the crowd was cool. They will therefore the party- and I always like everybody so like
we are aware of themselves like they're, so afraid, the laughing stock of anything. You know there's a lot of that, but there's a lot of cool people out there to just going to figure out how to attract only them, but you have a cool audience. I mean I don't know how I held a ruler gas work on the ground now and you play like some really cool off the wall venues and that that's that's. What's up, I always hear from waitresses in want, of course, things ever. I always hear from wages is that my people are nice and generous. The tapers love that that to me, that is the ultimate compliment that somehow another of of of accumulated a bunch, a nice people. This is the greatest thing you could ever pull off or they love it like when you Crowder good drawings, like my crowd, was master drawings yeah. They know what the fund should do it big truck with more than a little kids in the first person I saw seduced and because of that, it really being the insomnia show and he caught me, I recording him 'cause. I didn't. I never went to a comedy show so I didn't know like what,
like I was using. The bands always try to sneak my camcorder in and tried it takes like lip or something so maybe eight dollars. Yes, I'm recording it on stage the videos him pointing at me goes: hey give it the camera turn out. I wanted to bring that clip. I forgot to should've brought that up. Buddy probably was fatter and just like all puffy, I love that. I love that, like twenty pounds of booze on you, know the puffiness, it's really not the booze, it's the burger and fries and more fries, and then, of course, you gotta have a piece of cake. You know it's late night out porn for your stomach, after gigs man. I eat, like several people. You know like when I do a two show, Saturday night, Brian I'll, tell you what I eat ridiculous amounts of food where people they don't even know anything. I'm being honest. The waitress needs like three to launch. Give me two entrees, I'm going to steak and I want to check in the waitress always leaves you know like like like here, like I'm, not done and then yeah
so I order stupid amounts of food after gigs man. What's your like what you're like fucking guilty, but what you're like waffles after zero fuckin' laptop, should crazy amounts of butter on him to just slather that shittin butter cover that mother Fucker maples here and I'm not really down with those Belgium waffles. I like the waffles they give you when you go to Roscoe's Roscoe's chicken and waffles they have the thin waffles that didn't waffles. Are the real deal. Those big stupid, Belgium waffles those puffy stupid waffles. Do too much too much. Let's show will take it. If that's all you got I'll, take the Belgium waffle, but goddamnit. Regular waffles are better. What's your stays with you later I was like. Well, you know, 'cause I was professional drunk so be, like you know, lots of meat. I need to me and like quite the booze in my stomach, but it always came up like you know: shooting blood and just horrible fucking, just like how many times should blood I'd say like
ship blood for weeks, oh my god, I've shipped Tina being kind like you, don't have health care so kind of like do your own example. Analysis, yeah taste it. I don't know it's too sweet, my own kind of maybe I need less oranges in my diet, but I, like all those horrible experiences, but I definitely meet was the thing that would help me. Fuckin' fight the booze, but I'll tell like now that, like I don't drake there's something about cake. It's like policy in areas like your stare. At my try not to be. You know like let it know that you love it did try to eat healthy, I'm trying to eat like a which we call it. You know like oatmeal cookie, like oatmeal is like this like when you get like forty six, so they're like oh oatmeal, take, will help you. It's like nothing's, going to help him chain smoking drinking black
here like coffee, is good for business factoring. Why is it really from lads, corona, coffee? I love this shit. Stopping drinking help the blight like you still billina. I only believe for the economy of the jar troops for Jack. I plead for the troops and the economy. We now job when you one, you know you just sort of let it stop leading knowledge. You know whatever its out of the euro, that I'm a blood brother. I ain't thing and I confirm my exact happens for weeks for me to say I mean I'm just amazing still alive and like the fact that, like you know, I'm so self destructive, like my mother, you know like she such sweetheart. I, like you too, can I look responsible for her. So that's the only thing that keeps me from my crossing that line of liking like for years I'm gonna have paid, and you know that I'm acres honestly, you know when you're comic and you're out their balls deep in the road. It's like. Do you really care? you know it's like you just looking for the next fucking wild and there is to know that it's fun,
That is wrong with you? No fun now it yeah yeah, now, whatever it's fun, to have a bunch shots which some people and do my five and the problem is the next year problem. But there now you get older right in looking at a mortgage and you got it. You got kids and everything we know it's like. I just wish boost in doing damage which booze was like we'd, you did it. You never felt the next day or five workers are Americans. You know we ve fucking work hard and we drink hard. We and we were like fuck you. We have the right to do. I not yours, you're, assimilated, reengineer, booze. You know some scientists need to get on this whole, boosting and figure out gimme effects of booze. You know make it taste like booze, but to figure out a way where it doesn't wreck. Your system is going to be a way to recreate being drunk without testing, without making you just poison
you know, I mean really where we're so retarded. We go poisoned each other aid have like so many good affects forever was drunk, but I like I totally like we're all a lot of guys. Don't get him our dont like a rather Stanhope doesn't like you know, we were boughs and, unlike you know, drug guys. We were it when it was about the way the union life well know a physician, but I said I was a kind of crazy. I thought it was a sit around and like this other about weed and like sitting on a cat and then also there's a guitar there for some reason and then now hearing a million parities, bad uttering a million fuck and data is in everyone's giggling and I M going around like if you're hanging out with idiots and they get high mere in for some profound stupidity, yeah, but I think it facilitates thinking a lot of people don't like. It makes you paranoid, though, because it can it's if you're, not into that. If you're not into looking at yourself, it can fuck with you well, doctor drew you know not to bring it up. I love talking to you. I know
this guy one after the other. We have re I've. I've watched a few times and has just to go well they had a guy on there, I'm not going to say whatever movie star he's like his vaporizing pot and like oh yeah, you want to see his name Eric Roberts, Eric Roberts. I don't know if he's on the podcast or not. No, I don't really have multiplied by the code. Whatever they got. My foot down thumbs, Charlie he's the most he's the most celebrity to be rehabbed. In my mind, I'm like you know like, if that's all he's doing so be it. It sell a he's, an actor
getting high is, like you know, isn't part of the. I think that was just a ship career move, gerbil career move. I mean come on he's saying that he's got an addiction to pod, so just stop smoking pot, yeah everybody shaking their all shitan blood. It's like reading the papers drinking a cup of coffee. It was like nothing was wrong with this is one guy that doesn't have a problem. They showed him vaporizing in this beautiful bathroom house. That's not the sign of a drug addict! That's how you should be looking at Shack Trailer Park, it's just silly so whatever, but but it's a different effect. It's not that freewheeling carefree. I don't give a fuck effect than alcohol as well. I like I like that. I've learned to Brian, and I like it when we go out- and we do a weekend at the club somewhere Friday, night Friday, night or lesson one shot, and I think he said no wonder whether there is no way to tee drunk done into stoned, really yeah. It's it's too
stone to me is like a heart attack, but I can't think of anything. Stray I can even make sense is drunk is like. I could probably get through drugs. I agree with you, but I like that experience, because I always learn something about myself from it. Whenever I have bad trips, whenever I go too deep into the rabbit hole, I always come out of it with a good knowledge of whatever is fucking with Maine really yeah, because sometimes the way to look at it. Sometimes you sometimes you could put shut off or there's things that you really need to be concentrating on. You don't go out and then you don't realize how much you know how much is in the back of your hand, until you have like some crazy brownie high, where you get way too scared and nervous, and then you start realizing yourself like the full reality, if all you're the way, you're thinking and all your weird experiences and how you process them- and I couldn't really fuck that shit out of you and it's not comfortable man, it feel good at all. But when it's over you
oh now, I see what's wrong with me now I see. What's went, what's been bugging me now. I see you know but pushing to the back of my head. Don't you feel that, like comedy, which is like ultimate like, especially when you first starting out when you suck right and you really in standing in front of a group of people who no blood in the water ship little talked about like it's like it's like a week, Fuckin' animal up there, I'm looking to rip it apart, an like, but you're, never's lives. You are in that moment and, like that's, addictive to me at least it at that moment of, like where you're like one against many numbers out there I used to get off on that and booze was really just a sidetrack, but then in life experience especially like with fighting. You know like here,
like the high the intensity of that you know it's very different thing. That's why guys keep coming back? You know even guys, like sugar, Ray Leonard, kept boxing like way past his prime and a lot of their old. They all do they all come back and they get Fuckd up and it's like a story as old as time. It's 'cause the addiction of out there and winning in, and they just the high of the experience and then when it's over there definition of self definition is all based on their fighting. This is the classic example of the old fighter that it's always telling war stories reminding everybody about what he did and how annoying everybody thinks that it is. They don't want to hear that back in sixty nine dollars, fighting making blah blah blah. You know those guys, and why is that? Guy was like I somehow or another. His life went from being this wild ride of intense experiences too mundane nothingness, everyday he's doing nothing every day he's seen
these kids in every day he's getting the paper and every day he's nothing he's not a fighter anymore. It doesn't have this intense life and he's addicted. Like is super high frequency of life so that go. You know what I'm going to give it a comeback. I've been thinking of in training. I drop twenty lb to run around the block. He just want. You have that intense experience again regular life's, not enough, as I think especially. I know you got a lot of like that runs. A lot of you know that's coming up by the way veteran's day, and I've done. Some shows Uso tours and stuff like that, and I see look at me in his young kids eyes, who definitely have been like you know, in combat rotated many many times I like they come back here and in it it's also real for them and whether there you know just like walking down the street or whatever it's gotta, be such a real adjustment. That, like This could ever understand, but I will tell you what comedy that, like once you things are a comic book once you like drink the fuckin lifestyle, echoing the lifestyle is like we were. Usually you only
Annabelle hang out comic lung Yedo. That's like yours, like your seek regarding that's all you know you like you, never gonna go! It's not like your parents are always like. Maybe you'll go back to school and blood is like FIAT. That's never gonna happen, I'm never going to whatever, and you know the fact that on the biggest losers loser in the family, yet you know I pay the mortgage there. Like pretty so stoked about, that's like on them was uneducated, zero. You know whatever my family, but still I you know it can and do my part. So I you say that, like the lifestyle is the fucking addiction and the comedy is like the you know, is the gravy because doing the shows man it's bug and I wouldn't trade, even a bad one, for the experience I'll tell you that, like looking back in hindsight like the bad ones were like, let's say you needed, the good ones were like just fucking jerking off the bad ones were like fucking, hard hard lessons like like Batman on ice. We had a fight, you know what I'm saying yeah. These are a few that really stand out. I've got with some bombs like them
the past, where I just still to this day, I just go. Oh god yeah, like brushing my teeth in two thousand and eleven thinking about it, said I had ninety two and just ate some dick up there I would be like I would walk out of the theater and like nobody. No, I contact you know the old routing and then you please some kind of automobile hit Maine or it's just something something horrible solve more horrible thing to think about, but yeah people who don't know that I have no idea what the experience of bombing feels like I would say it's like sucking one thousand dicks in front of your mother. It's probably worth it's probably worse than that, because somewhere out there, someone would like to suck one thousand dicks in front of him. So that would be the ultimate naughty thing: an amazing race Cavaco arriving
one thousand dicks. It's almost looks like when do you like? I'm sorry, mom, it's like a hot dog eating contest, but without the you know you definitely don't do it outdoors people don't gather yeah, there's going to dicks would get rented. It wouldn't be good by the time he got his no countdown either like exactly nine hundred and ninety eight. You can lose track loads if I swallowed speaking or spigot important, showman Dave's old Porn on Showtime. So what it? What does it show you wouldn't? What's going on, you watch porn Guph on it creates the mystery science theatre, porn and eyes. I been kick in this idea for, like four. Five years and you know finally found a place that it's cool enough to. Let us do it Showtime and I came up with the idea with Stuart Bailey, whose exact on another tv show, and we just been like you know, having a ball like working, comics, great comics on it and just like legends when you know you know porn is better if not as well as man, your man over here nose tons of born. You know like Seiko,
like growing up like you now who burger this. I was looking like some German, like being a Jew. I'm a Jew. Ok like this, like so like blonde fucking super hot Ober, fucking chick she's, like you know, country girl from Kansas. Now I'm not going to exactly, which is fine but she's, like you know, it's a regular check, Nina Hartley, who is the kind of crossover but man who, once yet very very smooth comedy, comedy store very nice, lady, very cool and then, of course, RON Jeremy. Who is like you know, everybody's. You know he points out millennium. Remember the first time you met someone in person that you had beaten off to who RON Jeremy no worries at forwarding. The worst is when you recognize a guys dick, that's when you know you've seen too much pointless. Peter N, like oh Jesus Christ, the fuck is wrong with me. I'm recognizing dudes dicks well,
creates d the wicked little bill, I'm fuckin foreign screen. This is like the thing about like I've jerked out to all of them, and, like you like, there was the jerking off from one was just like a guy jerking off like any guy out there like yours, jerk off, and then there was like the way search for the show jerk off we're sitting in my apartment, with hundreds of classic retro Hairy, porn apes and like watching, watching watching, watching and then like going like. Ok, we're going to have to take a break and, like I have to like shoot like this massive. Like my dick was owed, like my dick, had been so good like seeing eye dog, you know my dick had led me in all the right directions and then finally got to hold the ball. Oh, my god, I was like I just have to have to you know so you watch all this stuff just hours watching it hours, yeah wow. That must be mine, fuch way.
Where did just how piles of porn like everybody, that was always my big joke, the duffel bag full of age s born. You know moving from one important that an excellent like that everybody order a sad sailor. You know the new room gulp. What's is this going to be like, but you know I love tapes and I can tell you I like it better than the downloads and under the download is killing porn, but you know who can who can afford you like tape, Segura CD legacy d, you know like a city dvd whatever, but I used to have the old age. Is the age s tape, so my mom says the machine to you know. Sometimes we watch the other torn down. It will always come into the comedy store handing out dvds there's always porn dudes yeah, it's hard being a dude and point. It really is like the unsigned really for by Ghagra RON Jeremy said it on his show with Whitney Cummings. He was like there's only like ten guys who could do this without Viagra. It's like you really had to like Libya, Zen Matt like like him to come when they want you in all that was like back in the day. Now. It's like you know, there's a lot of enhancement.
Training is yeah, oh tat, they squeeze their balls to try to keep. I give the man can do like eagles subtler girls area again like if you really want to become fashionable. You sit erroneous here that each desolate of squeezing your deck think only now again, due to very if you just shut up tank gonna, do a lot like account of twenty, like the squeezing like trees in my pool area. You bought like from the tank up but yeah from that ain't. I'm just trying to squeeze that whole area. Thinking about the same muscles that you would use you try not to put your parents, and you do that man do that, for, like twenty seconds, do reps of twenty real Zahm. With that idea, I can hang a weight on your cock in my trying to do the whole, like you, I haven't done that yet that was worried that would rip it rip here or elsewhere. Terror fibre, have you heard about the continent that guy's been shooting in their dicks? For us,
I saw one guy yeah, yes, gusting, to make it look bigger or younger saline or something like that sums it up to make it look younger. It don't make it looks after woman wanna younger, looking dick, but it also gives it away give the age away. The ball sack is the definite pin code on your cock, so dictionary exactly handsome, but it comes out. If you got to that point, it's going to get buried, get buried somewhere, don't worry about it, but these guys they shoot it into their balls was insanely. Nor was it silicone silicon, but his balls became this big giant blue,
big floppy, sort of water bag thing it's like almost like a like a like the inside of a water better, so it was like sloshy and his dick was all sloshy. It was really weird: it's like everything was big and fat and plump love oddities. That would be good like like when I was TLC shows and oddities you don't swear. It's like I didn't know. I was pregnant in the girl work coat in the house for, like nine months, is showing Showtime allowing you to show penetration and things like that. They cover it up with like a green screen, type thing where they have like their couch sitting yeah I used. So it's very much like mystery science, theater kind of where they do a lot. It's actually clips of it, but once they start actually penetrating and show that we don't it's, we should tents. We show actual were not allowed to show much penises. That was one of the very cool 'cause. There's a lot of fans of this stuff, and I don't know this stuff half as well as these guys do retro stuff, you know, and then
you know I want to see more dick or whatever I would love to show gay point like I think all porn is the same. You know I'm saying it's all good. It's all fighting the fight, the good fight but like like we want to see more pics, but they have a thing about penises there like on, I think on all premium channels. You know like you're, allowed to show more huge than european it's for some reason. I don't know who did sir fence if well, dicks are ugly intensity, but they just looking fantastically whatever, but I guess the pain is you know whatever your left for like a second but the who Jojo is more area of the vagina that showable, especially if it's credibly Harry and these boxes are like wow like pulling
Hussein out of that whole. Despite all that's like that every time I would see one of these point, I'm like we got him, we thought I mean Joe. I don't know if you guys, like her hairy hairy, but I don't like that idea. I dealt with those young, not your girl. Your girl's gotta be like cleaning need for work, but I like having a little patch like the girls. I just shave it all the time. I don't like that. I like it. Maybe once every three weeks you have a little patch or something you know isn't it funny that the intense violence they show on a network like Showtime on a regular basis like day like? Did you see the movie drive they'll probably show that uncut on Showtime right. Does it incredibly violent, fuckin movie some of those scenes. Yet there are some scenes: they were pretty deep,
that scene in the elevator, but then ok, yeah, it's really intense, but sometimes we play it because it's like any person would certainly won't show dicks well, there's like some kind of standard thing, but Dexter, which is like a really cool serial killers like we're, seeing like a disembowelment so but we're Americans so we're into violence. But the sex thing is like it's amazing to watch it, but it's amazing how intense the violence can get and everybody is cool with its never enough right. The next movie always has to have more fucking beheading it like yeah. That's why overseas like, when you go to see you you ve done, which has an English not going to stop. There is impressed, others of a like this? A gun, fuckin nut. You know savage, I love God. Personally, I respect them and I think our vision, beer allow one, but I agree is like over. You go disease and the like, you know you cowboy blah blah blah and they try to imitate our movie and with their shitty. You know whenever you know stories, and unlike did you know, I
shhh America was a school, is, as you seen, these movies consider that disturb mall right. It's a petticoat, fuckin' strip, mall Fuckin' SAM's club, not Stallone in COBRA. It's none of that. There is no hanging off the skid, it's not a helicopter red dawn. It's fucking yeah! It's really pretty tame here, yeah, but most of the countries you go to like they do. They look at you like you've done something in America. You're made us most countries heinous right now- it's gotta mean not us but hate. What does you know as a unit is doing well, that's why the wary. Whenever you go overseas- and I like you- know some guys- we're gonna like if it gets bad botanic medium like if it gets really bad like it's like I'm, not going to do that everything go head to head with this moroccan kid who's talking. You know, I'm going to go bald
within them. Do not pull back a man. I mean honestly, I like how they always like make us like. We, we, the creator of evil and, unlike raised, like you, talk some guy from HOLLAND is like didn't. You start slavery? I mean honestly, I mean you know we're pretty damn in America, but really the way you the first guys, I think everybody in Portugal or something you know what they are doing slavery. I mean who we just did a better and longer. That was the problem. You know you gotta get out and get out early hello. Did the Romans do it? For now? I don't know, but I I mean to have there been periods where there was slavery in the no slavery. How does it work? We're all slaves gnats, your debit cards Army should live it up and caught him up right now the mean when no one when slaves are fed and their housed. You look at someone who gets minimum wage and you look at that. It cannot even feed you and how'd. You like, you might have been better off being a slave. If you could
right, I mean like the weekend: yeah yeah, you could be a slave like, but as long as you're not mean to you and they just feed you and make you work, it's almost like they have just given you a job because most people in feed themselves and how's themselves, for what they're getting obviously it's worse to be a slave, because you don't have a choice. You know it is really crazy. When you think of the idea that you can have someone work for forty hours in a week and they can't even have a roof over their heads, they can even they'll work all day long and what their their physical presence is worth is not even enough to sustain it. That is so and true, I was thinking about it. The other day I like forty hour week, like whenever everybody was taught in this country, anybody forty hours, that that's the minute people work and fifty everything they can do, whatever they can and and and that's because, like whatever, like my brothers, a pilot, a makes like twelve bucks an hour, you know
when, whenever you airline, pilots and airline twelve months ago, never bigger alone, but a regional airlines and like I always like you know it's like you like almost can astronaut do you know if I've heard their father of people's lives and using any you know there always are cutting back on their pensions, and you know why the pilots get paid so little Otto now pilots would be someone who you'd want to really fuckin take exactly especially like since, like turnover is, is like you know, they don't get enough rest and then ok, they're yours. So it's amazing the disparity in terms of like income for some people, whatever and saving the teachers like I come from, like you know, parents and teachers, and they treat like shit and honestly I mean you got kids, you know how it is it's like you know it's day to day grind. You know trying to keep your kids on the right path and these people have to do it every day. A lot of kids come from a lot of different backgrounds and they got a mail that, together into a class
you know I resent you know that all deserve a pension. Well, fuck. I think they do enough yeah, it's weird they. I guess this is because we are forced. We are forced to pay just more. We want for to pay cops more. We are forced to pay pilots more, so they just don't get paid more We can't lose, they don't have enough bargaining power to step away from it yeah. I think that you know I'm not smart enough to like say exactly why it's happening. I just know that it's definitely abusive tactic by a corporation, to keep these Pierre turn to what because they can do it yet and they know they can do it and people can't really go anywhere else goes a little told the man you have. You told me that my ticket was gonna, be twenty bucks more fifty bucks more when I
suck it was, and you could pay the pilots a fair wage. As long as it's not unreasonable. I would take that easy twenty dollars, you don't think all those people and just kidding everybody on the plane pays twenty dollars this, but the baggage should go. But what's that going for that was I understood it at when we're going to that gas problem that we're having, but now it's just ridiculous that they even charge for bags. If you have three bags that shouldn't be hundreds of dollars, why don't they just add that into the price? You know we're going to charge fifty dollars for a bag when it gets everything in that bag should be folded nicely. Maybe a little treat put in there with a thank you, the city where the they opened up her bag and they found a vibrator in it and they wrote a note a little letter. It said, get your freak on oh cool and now that's a lawsuit. I'm sure it's going to got killed. What about the cat catches died? That I think was an american or Continental Airlines lost their lives.
Found it was so MOUT nutrition and then the cat with like on life, support in on Facebook. I got thousands and thousands and thousands of people backing it up and it just died this week, though they lost or for a long time yet lost. There was hiding out in the whatever where'd you went into. The army always lag, and this happened a long time ago. The amicable way I just died this today we have an ago we heard about that penguin. Nobody seems Indians rather than when the penguin who didn't go to where he was to go in New Zealand. They would like raising the cap, releasing somebody kept coming back and whether or not I gave you that they were dragging their bid for a walk. I was like you know, because, like one more time is really just fuckin kill him such as Egypt does want to be bang when you want to be at whatever alright, no, the they found a bug by the way they found a bunch of gay penguins in the zoo and Toronto and they're like people getting mad because they're separating the gay penguins and putting the gay penguins in with the female penguins like separating them. That's not
and the people are man like you know, you're against gays and they like now, but we ve got a trick these these penguins into fucking these girls, otherwise species gonna going to probably like it's a first survival of the species and mean not. You know. Its survival, the zoo species that crazy. I don't even know that. So what are they going to do like? I don't know there, african penguins and there. I guess, there's not that many of 'em they must they're saying, and so they got people how gay are they know they bang a chick just for a goof. I mean that would be. I think a lot of gay guys would do that a lot of guys now, why not girlfriends that they might get their freak on with every now and then you know, I think, that's cool yeah, I mean, if you know, I think it's probably way easier for a gay guy, more hawaiian coffee to do that. No thanks! I'm good, four ways easier for a gay guy to do that, the gaping like in Gaza
The gay penguin thing, I think, is a good good thing 'cause. I think they have every right to marry who should marry them and then they should watch Mccall it. Let them adopt it's kind of do she did they separate him yeah. I think that every ninety percent of every species that's ever existed is gone. Are we going to keep the penguins forever, but it's like get to the future and the future? You know that we all can communicate with each other with our minds and near where we live in some place where energies creed. You know anything about that allowed it to all the time you think we're penguins. Things can be shared all over the place. Waddling around this supposed to die off boasted I love that show. I'm not perfect the receive like if without people earth without people- and we know what happened like like all the stuff we ve ever built like within years, learn until it is like only three things at old survive like the pyramids the Hoover day
for a while, you know like something out here: the STAR Domin Birmingham Alabama somewhere to Carmody Club body bone Jane survive, but yeah. Kind of shit, and I also think about, like all the food we eat, we're like choices that like people I can now porn, and you know they made corn. The way it was it used to be wild are going to be like fucking indian shape you put on your door for things like that kind of stuff. That was like real food. It was just like hey, I'm weird watch out, wicking crazy corn They probably were seeds that like no longer exist that probably had all the cures for cancer and all that kind of stuff. But we'll never know. Now, because, like we like twenty things, you know and that's about it will also we change things to make them more durable. You ever have some heirloom tomatoes, heirloom tomatoes or tomatoes that are made with those old seeds, God
damn their fuckin good dude. It's incredible today with a tiny or their big, another big Fuckin, Reno, regular size and big, and some of my even small even have heirloom cherry tomatoes. But damn that's. When you realize that tomatoes are supposed to be a fruit tomatoes supposed to be a vegetable, it's become vegetable because it's durable, so we've sucked all the out of it and it is paid old, pinkish, sloppy fucking thing that melt in your mouth when you bite into it. That's not what those other old tomatoes were like. The old tomatoes are like a kind of a weird fruit goes for delicious, delicious man. I remember when I lived in New Jersey, my grand father used to grow tomatoes in his backyard and they were amazing illnesses.
Probably the nineteen seventies and these tomatoes we're just ridiculous, and we will. We would eat slices these tomatoes and never had tomatoes like that. Since then, my grandmother, I had those an rhubarb and rhubarb lobby. My like my kind of my sneaky deserve that I thought was a delicious, but now I look at taste so sour, Inter Meda rod. I guess those big tomatoes, the my grandfather grew. You can't get those and put him in a truck. They just they'll be useless and a day or two. I gotta check out there, though right like way quicker, You don't think they go bad. Quite heirloom tomatoes go back pretty quick. I gotta try that fuckin, delicious man tell you eat me right. Gasoline me, oh yeah, sure like there's some army and then like when you go like, and I was like in brazil- was on my way steak down there. What the fuck is this. This is like really tasty grass fed. Yes like it's like for an enormous, but you know it's like I'm such a fat, sad guy. That
I mean I liked it more, but I still like you know like they know what they're doing in Brazil, Brazil. They know what they're doing just didn't meet the two has careers. Did you ever even one of those where you go and they bring the meat on a stick like they have a Fogo de Chao like that kind of place, places are amazingly they they, you know, I'm I went to one of those in one of things in Brazil as they serve like organs, shit you went to those they had like chicken hearts and all these different things. You don't deal you. How did you catch the sounds? Yet nobody Abner at my God, I married I d, like certain. They put some sort of a glaze on in a gorilla. You know everything the way they could get everything in the two Hungary, as they have these stakes and they stick like in front of the fire and they rotate it's basically sort of like a rotisserie thing going on, and then they glaze it with this. I don't know what they were
basting sauces. I know what that is, but it's got damn delicious and when you go to Brazil in the Brazil ones, they had a lot of organs and shit like livers and hearts and stuff like that. If you always act like such crazy things like you eat bone marrow, you eat like there always get like liver and stuff. Do you always have you always been like that? Or is that something you got into later? Now it's been a traxxas eating organs, weird white Lam Lam the other day and it taste like eating farm. I think mean and median organs. I love it. I love Lamb meat, Lamb, all the time I think in organs and stuff like that. It can connects you to your assertion that connects you. Two were you're you're you're routes as a predator, yeah it's a cheap way to do it because you're not actually going out and getting it yourself, but you, Thea the charge of it. I'm with you on that. Doesn't most energy you get from meat, though I don't believe you get from vegetables from people gain debate me on this, and I've tried to I've tried
staring dies before. I did a vegetarian diet for over a year when I was doing martial arts most competing, try to stay in a certain way that way yeah. I didn't like the way I felt didn't I felt like weaker. I don't know this power mean it gives you the voting power. Some bad ass weakens out. There don't get me wrong, but but I think they're doing it wrong. I don't know. Is I'm older now I suck at all this space and all that shit that I used to eat like burger like to suck burger very where it was club died because it was like you were up late, yeah, there's like three things to eat all the fat and grease. Is I loved it, though Delicious going to have a great time,
now the older? Now you like, you know you like go to Taco Bell. Let's say you know it's like a tree and leave it blows your fucking body apart yeah, if you take some time off the cloud fuckin' funny or something something like I always have that feeling, after eating a whole pizza in a whole year, now really a whole year. I was using that as a thing to do my show like we don't want to do the post production Ok, I want pizza or fries, and those are like my big food groups and, like I was like treat. I was like waiting and waiting way so like the less jobs at Pizza Hut, pizza party or something. Why is that lame? No, not so smart benefits pizza ever it's like yeah, it's like I can only fantasize about it. 'cause pizzas so focus specially like deep dish or whatever, possibly as good pizza, but this is way cooler pizza out there right now that in New York NY, I love a slice. You know, but like there's places like Chicago, I think has like
yeah. Well that deep disputes is now a real pizza. That's what is a passive role, designing a pizza therapy so delicious! Yes, it's great! While you know when you get like a deep dish, one would like I'm a regatta due to see food pizza with like the face crab and lay scallops in and lambs and shadows of your house's a pizza counselling casserole. It's a goddamn casserole. Both wishes so whatever is going to be, is probably going to be like, I can't wait. Yeah their surprise. I think I have to give up forever now, because, like private, You like cigarettes amounts that are so badly. I love you, you don't realize it, but you know when you, when you eat healthy, whenever I beat pretty housing, but every now and then I'll go off to deepen. You know you work out, you gotta keep, but it still. You feel that you feel the fries we'll do the fuckin, the bread, chicken sandwich from Jack in the box sliding down your intestines. He feel it.
A question: do you like the song is this to me? Is each song by its horrible but everytime I listen to it. I can't stop thinking if you like. This is that's good. I work. How do you know that you're saga about Jersey, shore, theirs, but listen to that I went through I dont know I got mockeries all I don't know any music displaying today all day, all listen to his leg. Seven, these I live Zulu. Deservest, though, is the lead, Zepplin, Ellison, Jimi, Hendrix. I list to the Allman brothers wow. I listen to talk radio, I listen to Dwight Yoakam lately. That's it right, for this show that we want to hear some new music for this show Thursday, I'm going to play it for me when you walk outside doing what you doing out. So you can talk to your flock, a very weak. I don't know, I don't know any music man. I hear new music like what the fuck is, this sort of really that's a huge hit away. What do you do
talking about? How is that possible? Do you feel like it's like yourself when you're a kid like my dad would always think I play 90s like that? It is awful use, always screaming. Absolutely I don't get it. I don't know man it's just when I became just like every other person's dad became just like when you were a kid and your dad didn't get your shit. You know damn the cool thing about porn, which is like every has walk, walk up whenever porn, think alike. I've been watching all these noise tapes. There was like some really like just hardcore towns tunes in there. If not like ago Vivaldi, you know like they'd. They really. These movies were really more movie than they were sex and they would have like you know that like ambient music and they have love themes and all sudden like a sax, although with playing as a girls going going down, it did dude. So it's weird You know somebody has its image of the point of just like that. Walk a Walker Young are fuckin bullshit, but doesn't
free comics joke there first couple years the Chica boom boom. Think it's not it's not all like that. I know it's weird weird came sort of a meme yeah. Well, don't sound like a muscle in someone's joke and everyone else is just been sort of swipe. I it is a lot of that in the form, but then there's also like this weird. You know just crazy. You know like gory, enchanting or something I was like out tons of the porn music because I like, where is it from going to make sure I have so when you're watching these? Did you put him aside? You ok, this one is interesting because of this and you like market yeah.
It really has to do with when we were doing the show of like he get to be on the show. So a lot of these legends haven't done porn in awhile and they moved on to do other things and, like I'm sure, there's a million people asking him to do shift. So I don't want to be a jerk, often just be like whatever. So we had access to do, let the girls that were in the films and then they were here today. Yes, it with you yeah yeah, and they do like a play by play kind of stuff and we asked them. It's not like a James Lipton actress. It's important party: it's not like this like serious, like you, love doing it like you would love to do it, so they know to hang out, but they have to be willing to embrace their past. Oh they're, totally cool with it yeah. I don't see why they wouldn't be because it's like do you don't have any resistance, like none of them say: hey, that's in the past, so some of them don't want to do it. It moved on in their lives, and we respect that. But you know the ones that do do it. It's all celebration tribute to their films right, like Georgina Spelvin, who is the devil in Miss Jones, which is people but behind the green door, is like the old days.
Jones is like a way cooler movie. Ask me: make us like a really interesting like hell. Damnation can apply to it really about the same year as the exorcist or around that time, and I played in movie theaters and it blew people away and it's a good movie. I think it's a really good movie 'cause. It's about a woman who killed herself as we have in place. Like a spinster woman, XL she's do not spoiler, ok. Well, we don't want some can't watch the whole movie, but at the end you know she goes to hell and she gets to sample all the pleasures of the flesh Devil in Miss Jones, the Devil in Miss Jones Devil, amnesia and emissions, and at the and in Oda go by what happens if she was Spencer, who denied herself and she becomes like sex. You know she's, awake and sexually and then the ending is very cool twist ending for porn movie or any movie which is like you know she spend eternity with a I assume it's a priest or man it doesnt line was the energy needs of the facts
you would know is very cool. It was like before the x files weird drug, related, some you. You would know this because you're so deep into that world at what and when deep throat came out, they thought I was gonna, be like the beginning of like legit movies, where they show people fucking right yet do throw. We never had access to, because that's like a legendary film that, like everyone, says they own, and I need really licence everything. So everyone says in Lhasa showed that I can't I can't the exact company who distributes it, but the Detroit is doubly one. The movies at every goes to like Debbie does Dallas is another one, we're right. You know it's really hard to like locked down the rights to use that kind of stuff, and I ran right use of step that we use them does downstairs had a great name. It wasn't the best poor in the world, though, isn't the best porn, but it still like that girl, the girl,
Debbie. I forget her name right now, she's super hot and like we had it on. Indeed, this is like the pilot for the show I did was the greatest name of all time, though yeah like we had on Robert Kerman, who was the guy who bangs Debbie in Debbie? Does Dallas Soup the guy lives in New York and he was like one of these legends who were like? I can't believe he's going to do the show. You know we like so excited, and that was like for a different actually the pilot that we have never. Does he not do porn anymore? Did you stop now? He doesn't do it he's like I'm sure he would love to do it, because, like anything else, you know that was his scene, but it was just cool to watch him watch himself in the porn movie and, like you said, you're right, it wasn't great. It was like a tongue in cheek and like Debbie, whether she's, alive, dead or just doesn't want to be found this all about her man she's, like just super and like she's, unlike her loving and she's, basically laughing through the movie, and you know just
the only if only gets your five year like it was worth it like, like a nice pay off like the periodic broke lots of candy everybody out, so you you, you can't use that one. Now we can like I'd love to use this. So many other ones so there's a few movies like that that are worth alot of money. I guess yeah, honestly, yeah they're. Definitely collectors. Is there a way that you could license? It's probably down the road down the road down the road. If you doing a season two and season one successful I'll come on who the fuck ever it is it owns. Debbie does Dallas, don't be a horror with this. Debbie does Dallas behind the green door, and you know the movie talk about the devolution and those are the ones that everyone can unnoticed. But then this Joe you're back me up on this. Hundreds and thousands of tabs that no one has ever seen or alter flesh with sake is a great like movie. I mean it's hilarious. I watch it with Jim Norton and sacred and gymnast better than made any day everyday all day and like he was.
He was taken it and like this guy, like crazy scenes in it, it's a Sci, FI thing and E3 extra testable, which is one of the paradigm. Roger actually wrote it, and you know he took us through some of it like a Are we going what clip by clipped by clear we can watch in time of gravity? Just like you know how on Russia, however, half an hour and a half hour, I liked what should be our man that refugee made up of what their barrier may mislead. You, like one misery science theorists out where they do, they do the whole movie, and I want to make sure that it was different enough from them, because the there with the robots were there looking at the movie, we kind of like turn where we're facing the crowd relic we're different and we pop in and out- and it's not like that scene like they used to have like really cool segments which all hot Hodges right and he would have to run in with the puppets and watch the movie and then they run out and do like some kind of crazy. You know like sketch
is like that really works. You know, and I want I don't want to do any of that. I just wanted to get to the heart of like what it what I, what I wanted to do, which light kit stalking porn only it's a lot of us like rail in each other and then bringing out the points to legitimize the show, and I think this from the people we got. Thank you so much to all the people who liked this stuff, the people who do it. I can't thank you enough and I'm hosting the avian porn awards this year, and you know it's my second time and this time I'm letting him stick at a you know things like this time. Is it our goal foretell? But it's like these people really do honestly they are super cool and the fact that they, let us even just like hang out with him, was
really cool. So you you've embraced the porn comedy connection. Oh yeah, absolutely we're all loners were running. You know, saying we're. Fucking warrior road warriors some sort of a connection, this fucking evil, and that's why I think it's like. We talked about like jobs in security like you, and I both know that, like we work week to week, whether it's like we've done ok but remember back in the day like if I don't get anything this month, I don't know, what's gonna happen, we really wondering we should be doing this area like you know. What what are you gonna sell that yeah, so lonely comic books, digital darkest moments, like solo, my comic books and still terrible. You seem like a collector. Do like what I did have a coins. I would find that's like the weirdest collection, I'm making that noise. No I've never collected. I click pool cues I play pool so I collect like when you ve got. It divides like artwork announced like handcart, most whirling made by master pool to manufacture.
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that's eyes! Why, when I was in the marbles for awhile money supply marbles, illegal annoying indicates tat. Someone gets while I wonder if it might swallowing of embryos, yeah we play with marbles and jacks Jack's just designed, so you could slip on one and impaled your fucking skull, think about what that is little metal. Spikes you're playing with you could throw this on the road in flat, and so it's fucking car, but that's a bigger toy with little schreckens. Think of jack of all in Jackson. You just set yourself up for a scenario where someone is going to step on that fucking ball in pale, those Jackson, their eyeballs, my mom's, I'm scared. There are like allergic till a candy or something, but it's not like one of those like it's just like something they d like gum. I don't think there's a lot about my love like what? What what are you wouldn't
do you want to hold the battery? You know like where kids eventually I'm like, I don't know what that would get you off the wind. You know I don't know you know they're only going to be so safe. Well, that's the problem, these kids. You know what happened today, he's not a judge reminded today. Did you ever look back you when you first started out in comedy for all the years you put in now, I think, come what, if I had to do that again, why would I have to go through the early part again yeah? I don't know if I could do it. I don't know if I could actually do it 'cause back then I was so like I hated myself so much and I still hate myself, but they hate I'll pay per group propelled me forward. '
'cause, where I was was a dark place so kept propelling before what is it about comics and hating themselves? You hate yourself, not no more, you don't know. I think I hated myself when I was young yeah. I don't know it's just hated other people too. Are you doing now, ok, that myself and I thought he resolved such a great propeller of four? Why jack, though we will you try, what is, is the motivation to non hate yourself any more to non? Who assured it's? Just I don't know your weapon. Let me when you cited prepayment, propels you, how does it pal you the self hate? Does it propel you in that inspires you to not want to hit yourself more morsel harder? Probably I don't know I feel like it gives you like power of like you're, just like you, play some like what ever like, especially back in the early days with a heckling. You know they reflect on how we may now already hated myself so like this fit in right.
So you would like shit on yourself whether you like it just felt good. It just felt like normal, like verbally abusive fuckin' like homecoming, you know, so let her know man. I do you're younger comics, so you probably don't feel that way. You have time to feel anything right. There you go. Numb is better than nothing. Bro stay numb. You got like the super hot girlfriend and that's great 'cause you're emotionally like numb right so she's like what do you thinking nothing, nothing at all. How many I got left in Maine how many loads left? It's like that movie about time how many loads are left yeah? It's it's an amazing number, though. How many comics are just have something in the back of their head: either is sort of self hate or just had an intense uncomfort You know, yeah, I'm comfortable feeling about themselves in the world. They live in and socially awkward, theirs alone, but the another fact
like we lose all these really good guys like Geraldo the grandfather- and you know even before guy. You know Jerry Red Wilson, who Yanza guy from in all years, use back with you. It was not a solving guy was agog party guy, one guy, you no harm experience. Meningitis is what it wasn't, drugs or anything like that, but he was about, engage everything and I was like a guys I got who will like so full of life and I'd like to know what the fuck am I doing in other sky was like always have a smile on his face, always know he was guided, excited about like comedy and not being in a leaving it a jobs like I had day jobs, and I was like you know. I don't give a shit, you know fuck, I would say, is this really weird they expire? when you say, can you do it again? I don't know, I don't know if I could ever do it do it again I think I'd like to do something similar thing comedy now, like lots, a thing or like something something loan, you know alone fuckin some
Amer, a gamer, maybe or you being a game liberty, poker cunning, do like you're like really get a poker or something, and I would want to be some kind of an artist yeah, maybe the common folk, artist or sculpt, or something like that. That's cool I want to. I mean I think it's all the same thing. That thing is just putting your enerji into something that you create for us. It just happens to be that our personalities fucked up enough that we want to be in on stage I'm just look at I want to be. An actor, is added that fuckin like I feel bad, like everybody in this town grows up and it comes up with the whole feeling of like. I could be an actor and, like you know, everybody can be an actor, but like being a really good one like like a really good one, is like fucking difficult. That would be like casinos gloaming. All the good rules are very difficult like I can only massacres. I could give a shit about like that that world units on my world, big being really comic, is important. Me results as soon as the same thing for acting
for the real active, but the amount of shit like you said, roles that they have to do sucks. You know, and they can only be as good as what they're asked to do. It's the hardest comedy you can do whatever you want so hardest part about. Sitcoms is finding good writers, those fucking for sure you know. I had a couple of development deals after news radio, and I was super spoiled because I went from a show where Paul Sims is better Basilian, Fuckin' guy I mean he just had a sense of comedy. He knew how to do it. He said he just had a sense of creating characters and the whole damn thing, but you go from that to some of the ship that people are slinging out there and you're like well, if you're an actor- and this is all that's available to you- you find yourself on some shity fuckin' schoessling in some can comments. You know, like some tuna half men type shit like I, I watched one of the one episode of that show.
Charlie sheen was on a couch with some little fat kid and they're going back and forth, and I'm like wow. I was imagining myself what if I had a fucking say this, would if I had to do this, even if I had to do it for two million dollars a week, I'm not talking. Do it don't get me wrong. I absolutely would if I had to do that, and I was like I probably go crazy too. Probably gonna Medica bench near here. He said there was rooted redundant but as I fear, I thought that the average like you one is better than the other nurses really great chest, but I could give us you know it's all set up, punchline subnational, whether it's really well disguised or if they were smart, illegally housing to see what it is to do, a smart. They lay you help me as a lot of people. I don't want you to help us. They don't wine. Afraid of you could have been only an ad lib idea. We had that unease, radio. We then Lydia than the last season when every season with the last season, we had a new producer in the last season of the sort of like cut down way on the ad libs. What are used to be, as we would take at a scene and Dave Foley, would like go over it and
find out like what was Kara was what wasn't working. What didn't feel right, what you know fully was always like creating new lines and creating new things and his legacy secret producer, the shell. He's a cool dude. That's a great guy on genius here in real brilliant comic actor, the kids in the hall. Like I don't turn it is like a big comedy, show job, but that that's an underrated amazing of sketch show. Amazingly, I think, that's probably one of the best ever I've got everything I personally and I never was really a sketch comedy guy, but I love that show. I was really sketch comedy either. I've always said that it's like a laugh three times for not laughing seven, it's not a good ratio. You know I mean it's like three out of seven gigs or gags on those things are good yeah, absolutely whatever these sketches come on. If you can find it strong, ending you're there, you know, if you ask Maine, you can smoke. If you want I'll turn on the air thing I don't want to. Until I see I got the new laptop because I'm in the process of
with new computer think that's only one see that's how far behind I am absolutely. This is a newer one. What is that this is a g? Was it a macbook pro seventeen inch one? I don't know if I can so with that now you're, like a douche, if you travel with a computer, not taking it out and put it in that little thing you really do. Should we do that? I don't know I just like everybody else down. You know he's going to have like a droid. I do still text old style using your phone. Your phone is redonkulous easy charge. Don't hang up on the old man, easy fellers? What time is it? It is four hundred and forty nine
questionnaire is insomnia. You guys released released the hole in the act. Insomniac, I'm sorry. It went in summit you guys really like the best of in some way, but never released every single episode right on DVD or Blu Ray or anything like that. That's up to the comedy central people 'cause they own the show, but I assume that they did release. I know there was a season two and then they never released the next season and people ask me that all the time- and I'm like I wish- but I assume it's all on Netflix now so that sound the background least, gentlemen. You hear that horrible noise, that's 'cause, I'm, oh, that's! Just David tell smoking and I'm sorry guys, death and I know you. I knew you needed it dad. You know like an hour. I saw your face, so you have a smoke cigarettes. I know I tried it once when I was fifteen attracted my sister smaller than I smoked. We with some friends. She want being a smoker from that day, on dahlia sisters most ensues. Fourteen colors things quit now pretty sure
what a while ago, but God there's no way you could smoke and do no. No, no, no! You could in no way because you know I did Jujitsu for like a couple years ago, where on long island you Know- and I was horrible at it, and it was like really but I really do wish. That's like one of my big regrets, like I really wish that I had stuck with it because I think the coolest thing that would've kept me up the booze and the smoking it would. It really went really well tend to focus on in the most important thing it it calms you down, yeah, so that was so bad. It might be a little too loud. I'm going to turn this thing down. I know I can hear people complaining on twitter. Already, I'm sorry, I'm sorry put out the cigarette in a minute you met their host over upon stars is on Wikipedia like seven years before they actually had the show ya think I was working on the show, as he was working on Malaysia, where that is
who plays in Vegas the Port porn star people you well, you can't quit those things. Are you you're chaotic went now I gotta quiet I mean, but I have. I don't want to what you have to, because I'm now, like really old and like I shouted the wrong, why I'm sure she is already wrong, but it is really more about, like I've run out of reasons not to not to knock wait so, like I'm always like. Well, I'm doing this, I mean after I do a special or whatever I'll do it, but it's like it's always some excuse and all my friends have quit now and they're doing the electronic cigarettes or just you know, just flooding. I don't why not when it does it I'll be right now, What it really does help me do is kill the fucking many hours, a fucking downtime of like in between, like radio or like outside of an airport like just waiting for my flight to smoking is like some. I never really get off on like hitting the gift shop or like seeing what new stores are having these Fuckin airport mall. So I like
is cool and then some airports with only let you smoke outside, which I think is ridiculous. Since that cigarette paid for that airport motherfucker, you go taxes. Do you want when you go on the road? Do you bring people with you, or do you go on the road by yourself man? I used to bring all these really cool dudes with me and I'll. Just Yeltsin names Jay Okasan, MIKE Vecchione, Kurt Kurt, stir, loving her master, yet courtesy, I will admit of no much her eyes a great copyright guy coming very funny guy- and you know these guys, we're like they were they were already. I thought they were like headliner material, but they won't like earn their bones and they were dirty. Like me, and like Yoshi comes out with me something but now like he can't afford to fly anybody, but my eye opener for years and years was showing Rousson Doug stand up when I read both used to show on John is sick. Right now he's got rheumatoid arthritis, but he's one of the filthiest prettiest smartest comics I've ever fuck like his jokes, just in my head, like sometimes they just ricochet around
he's just gotta get out there more and do stand up. That's what I think we're right. Yes, now filtered answer: yes, how Jack Flashlight, makes an ashtray to you just out of our way of life. How my smoking those day got two packs. So that's why so we had done like an hour and you already started to shake and these people they reach into your pockets. Yeah you need to file. Are you needed it and predatory yeah? I find weaknesses, see shaking actually him smoking made me feel good, though really, if you want, but just smelling it made me feel if you have you caught yourself down to I'm a pack a day now. Well, that's pretty good! It is now too, which is cool yeah. Where do you get that ice? I don't know they're made in China. So another thing that are on it right people see what's going into your lungs, oh god. Why did I do that other one, something that you could substitute it with the grossest thing sometime? If you really want gross out, do you
rydens million times you take a hit of a cigarette, and then you blow it through a paper towel, and then you look at what it's just a black mark from the paper towel. Android might meanwhile small joints all day, son yeah, but that's not all night thing right. It actually opens up your lungs, it's good for people that have asthma yeah. I think about as much mostly marijuana for that get it's mostly dilates you're, something in your lungs and is also like it also something else. That's really like do something there's tons of shared, that's good, cannabinoids, all the different stuff that the way it effects your brain, supposedly, it's supposed to retard the growth of tumors and even shrink 'em, oh wow! This is a lot of amazing things that more research, but your body is all people's body. You know when you're your body goes wrong. It's because of malnutrition has a poor genetics will cause stress and tension, and, if you could take any of those out of a mix. Things are going to be better and the best
it take off stress is weed it's a great way to take it off. You hit that, and just everything is kinda comes to perspective. You know there are going to be ok, it's going to be fine, you'll relax significantly or you think everything for you. Everything if you go too deep in the rabbit hole, but you've got to become gotta, learn how to ride the waves like nobody is good at surfing the first time on the water you fall, you fucking hit your head. It's like it's uncomfortable balance thing you gotta, learn how to surf correctly when you watch those guys there fuckin' getting on a fifty foot wave there in the tube that they didn't learn that yesterday, that should takes a long time to master surfing. Marijuana is very similar. You have to learn how to regulate the experience he had to learn how to just go with the high right.
I have looked at the other day you you're whereat, dice house in somebody was talking in your like it. I can't talk now. I just got I'm just don't think about it, uses them about like driving really fast and that your car free to out yeah. Well, none, not drugs. Really fast. I was just ass. I was thinking when we got there, we smoke some pot and I was just thinking how stupid am I driving around in a convertible. What if this thing flips is nothing above your head like what the but what am I retorted I've seen very little cars before MC whatsoever cognizant of a roof, but because I like that, down in the wind in my hair. What am I doing with my retarded? That's the safe move, but it's cool. It's cool. I thought you know, I'm sorry it's Gazeta parties the prevalent in Calais and like everywhere else in the country like target get. I remember one time I was like yours, I was walking out, sunset and
It is always traffic there. So like there's like alight and like you, I was waiting across and this kid and, like some shitty corps that Jonesy, like movies, like so can I like fucker, Hugo whatever, albeit not mangled, he pulls out bong and he doesn't hear at least I'm in the light actually sounds. Like I, like, you see that in every like Harold and Kumar Knockoff Movie, but I was like, I really saw in real life and I was like wow. This is la puts it right now he's driving off to his fucking, whatever music or it's a very strange playbook Sharon old Man with a pipe the other day at a red light. He just like an old man, just letting my credit right, wow super classy. Well, that's why these God dam joints of their role in today with those cigarette machines or perfect 'cause, it looks like a cigarette join over a pipe yeah. I don't think you should keep lighting things when you like them, you're supposed to use like a hemp wick, because then just dealing with only the fire and some organic material in the hemp, but when you're lighting it with a lighter man, you're dealing with lighter fluid, like you
tasted on the pike. I don't like that taste. I think that's bad for you, so I like joints alighted at the Tipp, and these smoke the whole thing and your good joints all day. Join to the window at the Fillmore Vaporizer. They send this new vaporizer, but I haven't figured out how to do it yet so when you go to like Amsterdam, you've been there, I'm sure never, never, never! Ok! Well, when I go to Europe, it's only for the UFC and you don't have kids. So when I go to Europe, I just don't want to be. There is small time and then shoot back over. So when I'm over there for the UFC, I don't have the time to go an extra day. It's an extra day. I don't see my kids, so I always fly back home. Well, maybe one day you take a vacation, you go over there with the kids and stuff like that. I don't know we'll do it, but, like the part there you know cause. We also my PA. It's free and they nails had hash, and I think mushrooms at the time so like you, can go in and do like oil
easy things in this little area. But then, once you walk out on the street like Tom Rhodes, whose great comic he lived there for awhile, they would host of a show there right. It was host of a talk show, which I think he everybody like. You should write a book, I'm like, when is Tom roads going to write formulas that guy had something amazing experiences for sure he's like one of my favorites, and he also is like a great joke. Writer he's a great dude he's a great guy, really nice and his dad was Vietnam Helicopter Pilot and he reason as the way and I was like a big loss for all of us, because I was always like ask questions about the home. Then I was like you to tell me: shit about your dad. That was really cool as brother special forces, green beret, dude, at the different roads and life human guys. I got. You know comic compiling fucking great, due in the other guy's, a new, no contract, fucking killer
doing, and I was really as like. That's how come I want to see how was your day a mercenary, Bla Bla yeah, but Tom is like you know, he's you write a fuckin book magazines like in places like these and all those different, but he probably knows where to get ouida anywhere. I'm sure right, yeah he's an explorer Nina hardly coming on your show. Yes, Yater Dilber, I just I was talking to somebody better day eyes, she's thinking about getting into comedy Don Quixote as yet we have run into a future death squad. Shall do Schuman do in common? I think he's just about article are doing their first said that night Thursday,
at Brea, Improv, oh wow. I think I'm not sure yet, but let her go on stage a few times now it would just be. It would be like it would be like to see what happens. You know yeah. Your problem is, then people pay to see those shows and I'm sure she's going to do fine, but you know I have a very strong opinion on people who just started doing comedy getting on stage in front of making loud. That's always the big when you did it already done it in the past, a bunch and Brian took along time off once went up. He took like fuckin' eight years or something about seven years. I could never do that and then he went up in front of you have see crowd. This is his first time doing stand up in seven years. He went
from a sold out crown in Atlanta countries yeah, we three, the wolves, dude would have been a midnight show and everybody was show Friday it s all about midnight show Friday. That was his first. I want stated: seventy thousand Embrued report the Edson, because he had some good jokes. I want to do what it shows an entire about monitoring. I fucking love, you grab, my crowd, loves you! I've! I've seen you wanted it we're dealing with every day if you in town, at the Pasadena ICE House, now I'm gonna guy summit, where my feet was calmly, shows disdain of life stated alive. Fridays outbreak, adjusted new pledge, yeah yeah places huge as that's like. You see a huge free of seawater, two camps there to be candid, somebody I just did it and he say to that- is the best club ever that not only is the club amazing in huge, but they also put you up another, the nicest hotel. Ever it's like a sweet like a mother Chillun that ten be improv, that's a case that simply Improv was now a regular great club. I mean unless the town can support that many people wish. I guess it can. If you have two completely different guys, if you have like you know, one show ya like urban guy another show you have let you know somehow
like Bill Burr or something like that. I bet you could fill two comedy club, but it's going to be hard runs a four hundred and fifty and one's a six hundred something to be able to fill it. I'm like, I can't do it. Six hundred a lot of people fly in, like you know, it's like almost that's what you told her. How active are you with a social media? I hate it, but I'll ask allowing, but the point of it is like you are proud like it. I always like that, like you, would just at the town or you coming to town terms. Like you know, it's like like in a year mysterious dude, like I know you like, like the fact that you ve these people they found. You is great and like I would just like to second before, front of a wild crags, I feel like the wild. Proud is like the dying. You know it's like yeah, it's like everyone's on the reservation. Now this few people still out there fighting the good fight, so your crowd is wild and I want to like talking. You know. You know you are there people, I hope so I mean do it for fucking, free man. I just want to they love lazy booking
any shows you ever doing. Let me know, and I'll tweet and retweet it and people will come ok now. I just want to see you in one of these. Crowd and like I just want to see how fucking, while that is because I know you like will not stop your like relentless you'll, take it and take and take it. So you know when you have an audience that will also you know Go along on the right with you. Otherwise you will you know what you do. Huggin rambling, you know that's what I sometimes feel like. I'm just ramble. You do find that most of the people that come to see you most of em are big fans. Most of them know all you shit. They know me from tv, but they don't really know my axe and whenever guy comes up to me with a city like you know, I listen to this. You know this is like a really important lighten my dad. We're truckers always listen to this. I love story. I love that those that's like you like, while there really are commonly fans and some of them, let me and unlike while here I m feeling like a douche bag, hate myself, you know like this guy. You know that, this when I was in Iraq and me my buddies and I we kept quote lines and it really helped us kill the time. Dammit
feel good like you're doing something, but I think most people come out because either they like so tv show which is good or They wanted to do something and then they heard your name and then like when they tighten up on me, then I fuck and take it to the EU play Zen. Comedy fans are with Maine, but then the other people like we're not going to go that far. You know it's like well hold on these guys. You know it's like five midget jokes in a row, yeah well, there's always going to be people that don't want to go there with you and I respect it, but I still gotta. Do it right? Well, I'm talking. That's why I am we were talking. We were talking about this when it came up with Tracy Morgan thing came out. Alright and I was like that's a type of art form the going deeper than you supposed to go through really fuckedup jokes, that I like the.
I know it's not sincere. These aren't sincere thoughts. These are ridiculous ramble over the top ramblings exaggerations comedy and much like auto in George right about auto in Georgia, and we know and the Tracy Morgan thing where he went around saying that if his son was dead or if someone's gay would stab that little fagot right now looks like he didn't really mean that will start, but he didn't really analysis. Yeah he's just going he's saying the most ridiculous shit. You can say it's not like a statement in front of a fucking jury. You know I mean it's not like he wrote this down. This is doctrine. This is how I feel about these people. I mean I, I see both sides that you're absolutely right absolutely see both got everything he's got every right, then people have a right to be Pist off about it, but that's where it should end. Yes, it is comedy club and if anything he should go like you know what I'm going to say, something that fucking explode,
and whenever it better be funny, and my whole thing it's like right. What are you going to say but make it is pointless for composite? Otherwise, these people do have a point. You see there are like being hateful or you know you just being abusive and I get it but like a lot of it is exploring the fuckin like how far these are you going to do it and there is like there is like a self fuckin jargon. After you know, like I'm, going to stand over the ultimate guy, like you know, he will take the boy where you're like either you're fucking uncomfortable with how you're laughing at this uncomfortable fuck a moment of here is sick, fuck and twisted life or Europe You're, just like you know, I cannot This guy is saying that in charge even may- and I felt like I was on chargeable- cohesion underwent a hates himself. I have it here. He's he's perfect brilliant. These perfect, I think he's as parties want. My favorite things from one zero people had ever met. That's one way to get to the point was eyes fastened, salary, fuckin thing and is not enough,
I can say, is like what do I do. I am, I repeat, myself and then go up and crush volume just find some new angle for some new idea and he's, like you said, he's out there really doing it for reals. You told me, like you know like like, I would check jokes. Like you know, I was like a like fanatical, which I think you're, like you know, nobody's doing this or like have you heard on like that stand up? I always call him and I'd be like do you have like a you know, like you were saying, you have a bit worried that you might have heard yeah so check with your buddies and see if they have anything. You know you trying like at least fit
route that, like you know it seems weird right yeah if it's too perfect like. Why do I feel, like I've heard this? Yet you can't remember if you have, it gets blurry and it bothers you too, like when you're like, I hope I didn't hear this 'cause. I don't want to actually bothers me because I know the people talking shit about people that have stole jokes right and, like you know, there's a lot of there's a lot of gray area in the whole like whose bid is it but like when you hear it like word. For word: it's basically it's when you know a guy like there's a few guys where you know that the only bits that they have there any good or the her bedside people rise, and they have other bedstead aren't, like anybody else, bids bits and their fucking terrible. That's when you can really tell well, I just know they're like do when I would Stan Open. I gotta give anything like a unicorns fuckin grape soda. You like why
it's like nobody thinks that way. I don't do jokes anymore man. I don't know what I do up there. It's true he's like, as he just goes up there and just starts yeah. I can doing these thoughts yeah. They love him in England and that you'll find out, like they're, pretty purest with the comedy of their great over there yeah. I only do it every now and then, but I just did Birmingham did this past weekend's fucking amazing man is the nicest most polite crowd ever sometimes it's. What do you like that? The item I agree, but there was writing one guy sort of kind of heckled, the disorder Yeltsin at a level that was actually fun, I'm not going to sit there and a programme like over the top craziness. Unless I can fuck and forty one This crowd was a little self concepts like I said I could see them all. They were all out up satellite I don't like to Alec and I like it dark. I think the crowd needs to be in dark, just feel. What do you like? Do you like a small place like if you have it like two hundred seats? Is your favorite plus I love club theaters specials in theaters, I'm not a theater act. I have no big fucking point
nobody wants you to do a special club right, your vagina, I'm going to doing the next one. I do I promise myself, I'm doing it in the club and that's a definite, but I've done the theatres and like really, you feel, like you know why I made so many mistakes economy, and this is one of em like I'm, not a theatre I'll, never be a theater act. I'm Dick joke, fucking late, right, like you know, I'm proud of it. Now. It's like you know what I want to be with. You know the best kind of comedy. In my my opinion, it's just like you have lamp so funny silly comedy, it's the it's the real shit. You know it's the best stuff, but there's some great theater acts. I mean yeah, Louie, Lewis, Black and Mitch Hedberg. I told with those two guys both of them, I thought were like very theater, we're very like they worked really going to big room yeah, loose well at bird, was great, a small room to have it all. He had broken weirdest acts ever man. He had a crazy following two man. His is people. While they were like this was before all
immediate yeah. They figured out how to get in touch with each other and they would come to kids but yeah. He would have been fucking huge if he stayed alive. Only imagine the jokes that he would have had. You know like he was probably the most prolific. I ever met yeah in terms of clean, comedy yeah. That was the other thing he never had to go that seem like I'm doing Letterman. I could never take out the fuckin' this year. So he's always.
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Do you ever find yourself when you were young when you first started out sounding like someone out earlier than Alan Avian calling queen with the two big influences and Richard can either man if you got a major janni who no longer is where there is also another you re, aren't we the railways are sounding like him allows Rick. I was at the comedy connection in Boston, a little one when it was like. A hundred and fifteen seat room, that's area yeah. I sounded like I heard that the punchline like I'm like, while can now that cross the line Like sounds like them. You know I did where's my cousin. We took my wretched any and run a couple other park as well, but I think you're, the only guy you're really does get that like. He really was a huge influential viewed. It was the biggest torrent
check for awhile yeah. I think in comedy like there was like Dyson, then SAM Kinison was but then like he didn't get the credit he deserves for whatever reason yeah like in the late 80s and 90s. It really was Richard Jeni's moment yeah. He got the ace awards, which is like the cable yeah. He was doing theaters in Shell, absolutely he's always on deck for a sitcom. Yes, he did one member platypus man yeah. I don't know what that was all about, but he was his thing was look man they're always trying to plug him into something else was in the mask with Jim Carrey and he wanted to be an actor he wanted to be famous. I understand he wanted to be famous, but he was a brilliant fuckin' comedian. It's really unfortunate that you know people don't appreciate how good he was when he was in his prime. You know when we when I saw him in the late 80s I saw him. I paid to see him. I think I hadn't done comedy yet, or maybe I've done like one open mic and I saw him do an hour and a half at catch, a rising star. I saw my three times times did different hours, hours
times. Are you absolutely completely different and all of it solid as a rock, no, no bad material and one punch line at the other punchline? What I learned from nine yeah learn from that guy how to cover the most ground that you can in a bit. Bingo, he absolutely would be subject to the point where I am at last player, which makes you disappoint. We see a young comic D. Like starts a little bonfires starts in idea than abandons Ngos to completely different such differences. It I'll any can't you can't get a rhythm with them, but with Richard Jenny he would whatever the subject was somewhat trying to sell him a car. He would go into this thing and take you on a journey and every bit was like a five minute bit and because of that, obviously you dig take you deeper and deeper, and you really like appreciate the way he like looked at things now, you get sucked into his sense of humour that so fuckin good set out, because I always say this to like the younger commerce electrode. How did you learn how to I tag a joke. Anathema like rigid January was the gotta milk, a premise, and even a lot of stuff now is hackneyed just
'cause, it's been done a million times of like you know the dating you know like going through the french restaurant or whatever, like all that stuff done over and over and over, but when he was doing it it was. It was basically really well written. Well crafted new material. It's all it's like any joke. You know it gets a little style, but yeah always like this at spark to it and yet exactly right where he would just fuckin take a topic. I would not let go of it until he milk every possible. I can angle out of it and I was like wow. That's how you headline and I never could. I never could reach his because he would. I doubt that when I was an economic governance, we what he would like both parts and I think he would occasionally play in both parts of stuff. You would occasionally like go over a subject that you'd hurt people go before like you know.
Do a bit like about memorably, everybody had a bit about when I was your age when a walk ten miles through the snow in a lot of guys had those. It was uphill. Both ways lot of guys have those types of jokes I hadn't comedians did and he did to so. He had a subject that he knew had been covered, but he come and it's so flocking. Well, it's like using some master joke writer. He knew how to like really get the most angles out of a premise, and he wasn't. He wasn't trying to be some Obscur hipster sort of at all, weird references or anything. It was just. It was just a really prolific comic. He was just he considered himself a real comic. He was the act that you would take your mom and your anybody. Anybody telling you be like wow that blew me away and when every says like he did a whole new hour. It's like people have you're absolutely right. He could do like five hours of different materials. Amazing, just like he was
four vague, Lessingham likeness headlines, unlike now, many guys can like crust. In both places like either you crush in Vegas you crush like in, like you know, all of the country. You know he was like built for both and he was great you, flowers, our end theatres. He was, he was a monster in the leg, essentially aids. When I went to see him, he was one of the best comics alive, but he was not a Boston gather. Now there was almost arc use from Brooklyn and big Senate pipes. Pepsi, that's right and I think when he like if you New York acting, you want to Boston like you would get your get schooled because, like did I wake you up, though they would send you up to, like. I had to follow Steve Sweeney, one time like with my thirty nine minutes of material. They do it at the verbal out and he would go up there and just do like five impressions. The place, wood flooring, all Boston Central show absolutely, but it was a good fucking schooling 'cause. I wasn't cocky or anything like that, but I never had to fuck due to face
the home team. The way we did in boston- and you really do yeah base to home to you if you bomb in Boston, you fucking you're, not lifestyle display that was that was that was that was a righteous fuckin' bomb. He used to do that to people they used to set people up. I saw them set a lot of people out, but the next comedy stop. They would have like literally Sweeney Gavin, Kevin Knox and laudable and then three guys who, destroying I mean twenty minutes of samurai sword comedy where they fall. Did that steel from over and over again they ve been. Did those guys didn't do HBO Special, so they were doing the same material for years and that it was a real problem because they kept
firstly, some of them. You know, you'd go see, see him ten years later and then virtually the same, I write it became stale. The town was too good to them. He ate them like the point of the whole thing is likely get him of the next level here and it was to get their Megan too much money like it and then something happened. Renewal in Syria was nearly ass, good, ass, the old material and just weren't. The same got there used to be, but they were struck, stables when it wouldn't, when these guys would when were sent, people have been allayed eighties. They were perfect, their word disk justice Traction machines, but I saw a bunch of people get through a dollar area got through a fine. Dom aware, when I learned TAT was tat, he was all of them dams aware. It is a great guy, too, and banned in the day likened the Ladys he was top guys for sure we still is, but a mean he was. He was killing them back then, and he went after all those guys they set em up completely Gavin Sweeney, just crash Lenny workmen might have been letting one one of the knights. I've never far goes out out
die million deaths, trend of all those guys in Boston, for they were they were. They were like polished when you said an unlikely just knew how to work that crowd here, but like like shameful another guy who I looked, I looked up to store now like he was a joke. Dude dark do an like his life, backed up that darkness, but like he was another guy. Where you talk about like material like every time I saw him. He had a new bit about a new horrible thing that happened to him. Can your wife, or something like that, and it's like everybody like talk about your life- is like this dude's life is so fucking dramatic. Even Oprah won't touch it. You know it's like so so call highs and lows, and all that stuff, but his stuff. When I look back on my earliest of em, I you know, I was always trying to be dark and, like you, no evil and, like you know, go to the good of the evil, plays or right really clean that, unlike what I really had been doing like watching, just watch right, a great joke and just like let the natural, organic others,
the sadness inside me like you, don't let it come come out. You know, but Alex GMO like is, is lovers Classic Ivan his. That is more the green and a lot of people, because it's really you know about topics that are, you know, Evergreen, whatever relationships and health and all that kind of stuff. I'm began his yeah great. He only had some brilliant jobs as love flag and the fact that, like you know he did that special and then at the end he shows the pictures you know. Did you see now? This is the second its sweets vessel. Never say it just be can't answer, and you know this is like no one ever would have thought that he would end it the way he did. It said ending. What do you do a car accident? You know, I mean what he do any special. He finally being shows pictures of his kids. You know, like the heat supposedly wasn't able to have children because of other treatments in the chemotherapy, and of course you know.
Sham also has two beautiful plans and I was like real sweet thing. I thought for comedy like after an hour of dick jokes and seeing pictures of children but yeah, I miss I do too. I used to see him around. I wish I knew lived in my neighborhood this area, oh yeah, yeah, I used to run into. I ran into him a couple of times. It's great guy, it's looking yeah, that's the sad thing then, but I, those can we all do guys right. We all do we mean when we owe to each other or thank you know it's it's one of the reasons why you know you're talking about the wave of Boston, comics that came up. The De Palos, know those guys they oh each other, in the reason why everybody was so good as to so many people are so good. He must learn how to do well. Nick was the permit allows the first guy that I thought I was kind of my age, a killer headliner and I was like while yeah and he forgot his crowd. Took made everyone else's work. Look like you do in bingo, where you go right for the throat and to this day
I always have memories of decisions taken on bachelor report. I just bought out IRAN is destroying our brave and dislike. You know you're like like watching Epic battle, Godzilla versus Mothra great joke rye is right, Jack Writer and is also a great political unity. Is really hard core right wing. Yeah that is dead on yeah, now use that he doesn't have anything, but he says it is a backup with thought now that I'm I saw neck like early on and neck like actually gave me a lot of hope thanks to go on stage like me, I look like a meat head so you has, when you were young count. Your already polished guys yeah. Really, when did you were? When do we meet? We men, the nineties? Rarely ever you already were had lining and you are like, and I, like you said you do know these games and I'm sure you like already have LISA have ours. Special laws were
deck for one. I think I did on MTV Half hour comedy our first. Maybe I did that maybe right before you and I met or something like that, it was in that neighborhood, but I still suck. Then I was just. I was like I'm going to suck this weekend, I'm just telling you: where can people see that watch you suck where Phoenix and up last night? It's going to be a new type of suck that something fresh paint on the old suck. I forget what my point was about sucking in the beginning. I love that. I love that you say that you know 'cause. I always feel like it's like
I ever gonna get good at this year, but any I've heard people say differently. You know I heard this one guy sues, never bond in these yeah. That's crazy! That drives me not settling, really what you re housing as an impossible. What have you learned? Nothing! That's like a person working through life sing of never made a mistake when some a drink, or we done, I think, wrap this. I got I not get on all, but better sounds a cigarette outside. Is that those five twenty we ve got a longshot Joe Amazing showed Jove again, wait too long and honestly not seeing you and I want to see you live and, like I said you guys have a sweeping thanks, help me, get the word out about the show: let's do a game together somewhere next to a theater ticket office. Later I would love it. Let's do it. I hope your people would want me on the shelf 'cause. I know they're like fanatical I suck down and I suck now. We should all come up with our first bit I'll. Do my first check right now, the crying indian joke
which one is it, which was like the crying indian remember like with the pollution yeah. How old you could actually say the word Indian instead of native american Cycling, and it's like people, it's not the pollution, his analogy and I've seen that joke redone like a million different ways on cartoons and, like I said that was like the first time I was like. I really came up with something edgy here wow, my first joke was about hot girls, never get speeding, tickets or so bad. Like this. What it's like Moretti jealous! Do you realize how fast your going? No, I don't you like my tits. Yes, I do here is a warning That was. My Ben actually wrote that I want that in my fuckig one. This is a good one. That's the notebook with a big star! Next to it! That's what's gonna work circle there followed a star next to that big shop, close with that mother fucker such weak tools to work with you ever go back and look at some of your old books, love it. No! No. I used to have this joke about Bette Midler's gynecologist
and it was like it was like a fucking long joke about him, pulling things out of her vagina. Now I love that. I love tags. I love it and you have Jimmy Jimmy Hoffa was in her vagina and I thought he was buried in giants Stadium, holyshit, that is giant stadium, and here comes the giants stupid. So bad, it's just such a terrible. I didn't think any of thoughts. This might work. You know these are like things that really resonated with Maine. It was just. I was just trying to put together some tool that I could use on stage and get a laugh at
love. You like look back on the job and you like. I know, but you know somewhere someone's, do an aversion to jump right now. How much is the drive you crazy when you put out like a cd or something, and then you have the job for another month. You come up with a new falcon tat. I hated I hated. I dreaded centre will be fixed by software of day in a week and update years, eight years, any legal arrive at what was really easy to record like seedy quality stuff. It would be, but in oak, when you record lcd its upon the ass, you have to have an audio engineer and you have to make the crowd and you know that's it thing man, I'm glad you said it were. You always comment would like you,
the puzzle, but the games over and you like. Oh my god, I just came up with the best part of it and then that new tagline leads into a way better bit. Now. What do I do? Because I have the first part on this cd and everybody's heard it somewhere, but the second part is like it doesn't stand alone, but with that other part it becomes amazing. You just have to rewrite something similar, and it's really hard to do already. Has a couple like that. Where he's really like, I said, I asked him about a tagline. I said you sent it like this before he goes, restore my joke from another joke that I had to look for myself like stole parts of it I'll go see you. I see you just joking with my Itunes joke. Oh yeah, you did you swapped it around, but the lots of comedy work like that, which is I'm glad you brought that up 'cause. That is like one of those things where you know, but then
like how about the joke that you've never told before, but you say it on the CD and it works yeah, oh yeah! So that's how the God balances out, like you know, isn't this fun moment ever when you're on stage- and you say I said I did something in manchester- I don't know what it is. I have to go back and listen to the recording, but I went on there totally new tangent and it was crushing- and I was listen diamond said when I was on stage somebody write that down there. I like over your head. North divide, is absolutely right. I love that area, galaxies fuckin thing and then then then you'll hear you like. I can make a better entitled waiting to socks what the fuck I've created and now have destroyed worse as and when we are tired of saying something, and then you go into a new wish. You didn't
now that I did it as you started to be like. Oh, what have I done. I don't like this bit more and I'm talking to him coming, I'm faking my enthusiasm and oh that's the worst like when you got it's a high energy bit yeah, it's the worst thing, you're faking it and just feel like such an idiot like as you're about to go into the Big Party like we're going to do the big part here. Let's do the big part. Oh, it's when you take a phone call in your pocket in the audience knows the audience knows the audience knows exactly smell it. There's animals you're right. Let's fuckin' savages go see: ok, tell this weekend. People a phoenix sovereign clapping goes about that's the way than the coffee dog and when and why Dave's old porn Thursday, at one thousand one hundred and thirty, eleven thirty on showtimeporn dot com. Can I be home? One I'd love you to do it, I'm hoping I'm hoping there's another season, 'cause, there's so many great comics. Who could do it in this porn people like her into it? So it's like you know
just scratching the surface here now. So it's great and those of you, like I said who support now Joe and also you know this comedy. Thank you so much for coming out and helping us yeah. We love better. So thank you. If it wasn't for the audience, members mean it's the only the only art form. Really, you have to imagine audience. Everybody around you have to it's an interactive art form, there's no other way. I have to write. I have to have to sit alone and come up with ideas and stuff, but there's no doubt about it that we need the crowd, so we can only be as good as the crowd and you have a great crowd. I'm still a huge fan of stand up. Comedy too. I know you are so yeah. It's fun. Fuckin' art form to watch man and we're very fortunate that we have with friends like Norton and Bill Burr and Nick Depalo, all these guys. So I love love watching the new guys like just build the made up. There are like find something that I think you know Brennan was you know, and I dont know the lilies guys as well as issues but I've. Seen like omnipotent areas, the I love I just anybody is like trying to delay
good via these exactly fight and a good father, that's cool! There's! A lot of those guys are coming up now and you know because a podcast, because this stuff, like this, the they have a venue they have. I mean we let people know about SAM trip. We will let people know about Irish Afeared, India it. So this is a beautiful thing to be able to do this, never younger. We had to come up with a sad and do it somewhere in seven minutes and keep a clean and yes you know. Really. This is the real deal and I thanks for having me dude. Please it's been an honor. It's been an honor and we'll figure out a way to do a gig together for silly, that's done done is even a guest spot. I just want to please your people. Let's do a big one together, man, funk you some crazy, like Chicago or something, let's play like a haunted, prison or something that's like when the pot Folsom, mostly bright house, is playing on the stage where Johnny Cash recorded full story book down right now. Now now, there's so many options out there. Yes, thank you to everybody. Thank you to all the people. Please follow Dave on Twitter. It's Att ll or go to old porn with
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We re David's, holding, go, see him this weekend in Phoenix Arizona at what is it again stand up live in Phoenix AZ, I'm sure the information is available online Duncan Trussell and I this Friday night will be at the comedy and magic Club in her Mosa Beach. That's a sweet right here, a bitchin' then next Friday in San Jose we're doing two shows at the improv, with Joey, Diaz and SAM Mutherfucking Tripoli. So this Friday is comedy MAGIC Club, Hermosa Beach next Friday, San Jose ca. Thank you and I can Thursday twelve that's right. This Thursday, you fuckin freaks, would do it. A freak show who's on it. Joey Diaz, fired. We had Joey Diaz, Felicia Michaels, you and there's some other Duncan. Might be able to do this, we might be able to Shazam Biches, and that's this Thursday night at eight hundred o'clock, correct at one thousand o'clock nine o'clock.
Nine hundred o'clock at the ice House in Pasadena, Icehouse, co, dot, com, ice house in Pasadena is the SH. It's a cool fuckin' room. It's an eighty five seat room that we're doing this little tiny, intimate room and it will sell out as soon as we put it on twitter, so bondage, habitues, good ourselves comedy dot com. That's it! Thank you to the flashlight good, Joe rugged dot net click on the link for the flashlights entering the cone, Dame Rogan, and you will get fifteen percent off the number one sex toy for men and thank you too, on it dot, com. Au, an end. I t makers of alpha brain the cushion for your dome pills that we sell entering the code name Rogan and you get ten percent off that we will see you on Thursday. This Thursday will be back again with Duncan Motherfuck controls or whole lunch boy, and that's it. Thank you. Everybody! Thank you! Dave Attell! Thank you. Jesus
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