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PODCAST #179 - Duncan Trussell, Brian Redban

2012-01-26 | 🔗
Duncan Trussell, Brian Redban - Date: 01/25/2012
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beginning when they go into the pit where there is all the pods and the thing pops out lands and the guy's face and the very beginning and movie aliens. I seen it that's what an old flashlight smells like when you open it is this kind of aid the in punch and must grime Morty all smile, but I opened it up and a man who, just like black dark, is blocked, this kind of dread him inside you down away from that you have to take seriously decent you'd have to disinfect thou with so many chemicals. We won't have to worry about those chemicals eventually burning the skin off your deck. When the end,
some unknown accuracy as crash Ronnie, Agence Europe. That is where it gets born in the bottom of a flashlight sick flocks bother to clean it. Have you tried to fuck it twice as it does the end of the world with the one the one flashlight little be told about on Fuckin big stone tablets? Ten thousand years we ve traced back to a flashlight, is only a few people survived only like from one particular area of Ethiopia. Able to handle it well, whatever I did, I mean a flashlight is truly a breeding ground for bacteria. If you consider it specially, you keep it like the bombing atmosphere there shower. Combining fucking. U combining so many bad element and he makes him with he, not oyster who knows. What's in the one dna
your gear, provoke I've. True life precursors and there you could. It could sprout a new lash Jesus fucking Christ, life why not right yeah removed. We poohpooh the package of measures that easy humanity, if your loads on their own could make people just grow like mushrooms are. Imagine me when we know that you have to interact with a woman and make eggs. You know you don't have to crack eggs. Make babies at but imagine that wasn't the case imagines measure of every time you came it made people massive people came out, there's! This people, every very, were getting stepped on. The little ones never get to be a God something we only. We take it for granted that the processes male and female and that that's the only way to create life mean life, is Chris enough as it is to think they would could have been in some bizarre so parallel universe, that's possible. They just create life with your dick and every time you come boom. People perished with heavy a very overpopulated universities remain. Imagine people screaming,
because you're beaten off you fuck heard what are our Darwin pilot on top of people everywhere. Then you get someone beaten off, we you fuckin, stop. I may give people, that's what people would do we wouldn't make so many people. That was the case to be so many people that the world would came in there would be no. We're ridden work. We would have people just eat the people in front of them to run at a recent Ellie, be just each other in the people in front of eating and jerking off and making more. What point can overpopulation mean if there's no structure right, if you took all the people in New York City with no struck, No buildings is pile them on top of each other s home and how much room is there? How much room is there? at what point? Could you a fucking, a mirage and how many people would it take to cover the planet in Georgia, complete map of If just every time someone came a person was born. How
is there. I look like an octave. My gun warming with freaks, no one would stop. We would Stop we would stop jargon of we would we'd have continents covered. You come over the wire jerking rationalize, like I do have a man as a new bearing a government would get involved, don't make easy can't come like they would start neutering. You would be. The government to be swarms of people would be unmanageable. Happy no government, no, no building civil law Vienna, but they will never you built buildings. If it was possible we would ever Anything if that was how you could come and make a person it be like grass, if you are gradually, we were everywhere Cuds you yeah, ridiculous, cajoling naturally going to leave. This is less likely Rogan. Nearly fifty percent of the world's such towards women.
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Let us do that. What it is you see they must have tested and they understand these down at Anwar US back or slowly and ultimately the dude haven't, looked like a lot of different substances in order to create that perfect vagina we'd, how do you described that of the you trying to make it can only bring it to a factory? Is what I'm looking for, fuck. I like this at a moment when he found it working with five times What are we waiting to invent? But he didn't? some job, however, the process was making light of.
He needs to write about the per hour. Came about that's an interesting thing. Now, no wasn't good the due to invented it. His his wife is pregnant when invented, and he could have sex ass, so they figured out. He really gives resourceful fella, see that That's what you need. Man, if you want invent something good, you ve gotta, be pushed you gotta be pushed pushed into a corner. Here you go for the box, Stick your right in a box worth pause, latin description started with a guy. You write his wife had a deformed pussy. Brought you buy on it, dot, com, au and T makers of alpha brain the cognitive, enhancing supplement, shrewd heck amuse you, you use this room. Take me on this as well. Like I'm, a fucking shill, because I'm agreeing to everything here, but I've used these things. These Reuben tag
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so yeah. That's it. So you get us through the brutal around your gaining way. These argue as brutal, but like we're saying like about the invention of the flashlights, if you weren't real change to happen, change comes from, stocking suffering. Chain comes from being in a place that you dont want to be. I mean you could do it other ways, but generally comes from getting back into a corner you gotta you gotta, straighten up, Yankee Shit together, unified that's it that's what people get enthusiastic about things and start companies and discriminatory is like a big boss of enthusiasm. I can never murder somebody while wearing a fifth it. I just realized why cause they will be able to see whether the idea crack is aid shows you, when you are extremely working out how they were like red grass and stop thing in my murdering people, or I could put it on somebody that that you know isn't like sleeping, like I put on my mom
and they go out in the middle of the night murder people here combating up my mom you're not going to accept your fit there and they could use. That is evidence. I would imagine, will therefore also uses evidence at your resting. Heart rate went from seventy to eighty two or whatever recently aired. I did a review on and disquiet that tv fit you really into the it's kind of I guess you it's like when I started using twitter for the first time, there's something there there's some kind of here. This is the next step is the next piece of connectivity. This is turning your body into an xbox when it comes to like fitness. You know it s its fit that spoken about ass man. I want a fairy idea, while that's kind of interesting, and, of course, you're gonna be like that. Have the most friends of fit world rural, because you can be working out so extreme and everyone that that would be like you're you're, not like, instead of doing cook having five million friends on twitter that you would have
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has it will find a holding have is a good idea was a good idea, the advantage of our hospitality. So now it's only the first thirty pills you should be able to figure out within thirty pills mean you know, it's lot, people say like, if you could you can you really care Can you tell the difference between when you're eating, multi vitamins and when you not any multi vitamins? I can tell. I can tell this a subtle thing: it's but I'm really in tune with my shit. I eat healthy work out a lot. I take supplements. I know like what gets me in what doesn't, but there's some people I don't know you. Can you can give them things that are not sure this, my multivitamin working hours and working They don't feel there by the men to materiality so much. You know is, if you're not really athletic. If you don't push your body to extremes and you don't eat healthy and clean, I think a lot of people they this missing amount of communication. He's not in an intimacy with your body while they wait. I think when you feeling bad, he kind of get good it like.
Make it out or ignoring it. So there they ve kind of light they shut down their ability to I'd, feel if you to really honestly appraise their health because, like if you the shape and you're fuckin smoking all the time and you're drinking all the time. I speak from experience. If you didn't like a jag of living like that, after a certain amount of time. You just start tuning out the weird pains in your body to start ignoring it. Is you don't wanna you? Don't like it, it's just the truth and the truth, as you can't constantly fucking eat like shit and smoke and drink, and that end up with you at the other end of that feeling great it so important too. A variety of different things that are good for your house, in my opinion, you should really eat a lot of healthy vegetables. That's like one of the most important things one of the strongest things have ever done, is increase the amount of a green beefy vegetables. My guy and drink Caille shakes and feel like take multi vitamins. Please it's
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repeat what he said over and over again the re register, your ahead alma that I really just tat his fucking that transvestite joke wasted out. There has one of the greatest jokes anybody's ever sold on state because I like transvestites, they could they clean. We can beat out of every once in a while. The cops got moving and believe me: some do Wigan a black guy, there's no support groups and these people the cops who's gonna believe so do the wig and a black yeah. That's it yeah, that's poetry, man to me: that's Poetry, United but the amount of words used that those structure of its great changes, a fuckin animal do till ideas is an animal. Is so funny man on the positive, do just talk. You talk about anything toothpicks and all fuckin due to make crazy over to the big bag
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yep, you know somewhere would like a bunch of houses and castles of all live in. Is nice little forming ranch community until their settles. To do that, then that's like scandal. It's good to have a place like that to go to man, I've gotta place. I gotta go to you, but yeah do budget, do not airliner. Why its international norms in Georgia, I will now be other precisely. Is it year the Georgia God stones? I wish it was now: it's not I knew that Georgia Guide sends out an hour. Those are actually but I'm no desire the we'll get wonder how you do it, because they both but you got it. I think it's a smart thing to have. I mean in any fucking house you want, you wanna India, with you're in a hotel or wherever it can know where to go. If there's gonna be a fire same thing in with civilization. It's not, it doesn't make you crazy. It just makes you a normal thinking, person Delbert County over?
is where them gals Elsa County, George God stones, large granite monument in elbowed, counted. Georgia message it contains ten guides is inscribed on the structure and eight modern languages, and a shorter message is inscribed at the top of the structure in four ancient language. Scripts, babylonian class a Greek sand scrip an egyptian hieroglyphs should have pretty intense shit man. This is someone saying you know, look if humanity completely falls apart. Here's a message to get to this stuff. This is crucial information. Somebody told him there's not a lot of people in southern Georgia that speak classical Greek. This is what it says on its really very inches,
because it's very wise words, listeners maintained humanity under five hundred million in perpetual balance with nature, five million on the whole planet. Good idea guide reproduction wisely, improving listen! Diversity! Eugenics sounds little, you taxi, but rational as well. Right I mean you know you too, we can, of course utopian, but irrational right, ok, unite manatee with a in new language we had one language that would make everything, alot, fuck and easier right, rule, passion, faith, tradition and all things with tempered reason: southwards, downwards: protect people and nations with fair laws and just court let all nations rule internally resolving external disputes in a world court here in a new world order, shit yeah
Lloyd, petty laws and useless officials bits objective. While I a lot of stuff is subject. This is pretty subject to the right laws and useless official. Also just saying resolve your problems in a world Corinth. How do you do that? That seems like a weird one, the petty laws, useless officials scenes silly that seems like it should be in maybe we'll price is a good one bounds. Personal rights with social duties agreed at smart rain, strong community should prize truth, beauty, love seeking harmony You set its hands. I was like Doktor Braun herself. It's like that shit. I'm doctor runner, so I'll get here we here now. I don't like it at all. Listen be not a cancer on the earth. Lee here, and now I don't like it at all. Listen be not a cancer on the earth leave room for nature, leave room for nature the now I don't like it, because that's stupid things
First of all, be not a cancer on the earth? What are you Shakespeare bitch? Is they don't ambient air dont? Be cancer, be not a cancer silly? I guess. If you're not gonna use contractions, maybe you think contractions throw people are. I think here's the thing that I think it is really funny about these stones were in about, like I, just watch gave a forgotten dreams, just pretty awesome, which is like I didn't get into a man. If I shut off half way on a board, I thought it I got into it because I was just thinking about crazy. Was that rhinos, where in France, at one point in kind of like who, the fuck, where these people wasn't dry but It is used, carve something in stone and you put a deep enough in this and a big enough stone its guarantee that we're still around and, like hundreds of thousands of years there are going to think that that really meant something you know: they're gonna was very important just cause you carved it and start right, so it could be anything you can play any
hang on a cave wall, and people will come in and look anything like this there, either with a worshiped, a penis with that the happy face on it, and this is the guy like painted something on Raw Georgia Guard stones, it just some guy when carve some shit and a lot of it makes sense. I mean just be no chance on earth leave room for nature, leave room for nature. That mean that is mean we're goofing on it. But that is like a good thought. I think they're great for all of it seems like ok, I just. I don't think that there is anything it's like twitter messages. You can't get to profound you're, Goin having a down your carving out a fuckin limited amounts ways would. But would you tell me a few of you had Georgia guides zones of your own. You have you, behind some monument of future monkey people. It figures out again here You know somebody somebody quoted. It was fascinating, quote
civilization. If you, if you look at it as made by the brightest mines, is disappointing disappointing where we are, but if you look at it has sometimes been thrown together by monkeys, It's amazing, amazing, we're doing so good right now, if you think about how good we're doing great, but it's not an interesting thing that you know that people know that human beings are capable of so much better So much better behaviour so much more of a safe sane, rash loving world were capable of that work keep up with that. As an is individuals will came, we're all capable of being loving and nice and friendly, and if we're all capable of it, then the in groups, we it out and then somehow another gets lost along the way. So where's, he get lost on the way when the fighting over resources when their fighting over you know Craig idea, the idea is mostly
The other problem is the ideas. It's the resources thing where you live resources. You can work out. If you don't have crazy ideas, research resources, you can work out, it's the fucking crazy ideas. I just saw that guy, the physicist, where I can never pronounces name a chair you what's. This is a gene in Chicago. Yes, here he was talking about the different types of civilization, type, zero, civilization, type, one civilization type to civilization, things, just put it on my facebook wall, but basically there that concept behind it is that right now we're moving from a type, zero civilization to a type one civilization, which is we're going into a place where We are going to recognize that we're all in for planetary. You know what I mean: we're a planetary civilization instead of broken up and all these weird divergent pieces were all speak.
Languages, and we have these different beliefs we're moving into something we're all connected via the internet. But you said this is the most dangerous time possible because we're moving from type zero to type one in the type zero people, the ones with the crazy ideas they have new your weapons and so were in a place where, if we don't work this shit out, there can be it. We can destroy ourselves, but if we can get pass these crazy ideas, the differentiated, that's it is up to shit where people say like you Marine, just pissed on on the Taliban, shot body got upset about that. Everybody got upset about what they got up said that there were passing on em, they didn't get upset. Did they killed they're like how could you urinate on bodies? It's like you just blew fucking holes in Chaz these men. That's horrifying! That's awful! That's a word! still at a place right now, where its worst appears on.
Dead body, then make a dead body. Now when we get to a place making a dead body as the same cultural residences pissing on one where it makes national news, because one person had, King insane idea like shooting someone, instead of working it out through language or talking it out, that's we're going to be enough. During a new age anew. If we can make it new evolutionary period where we recognize A solution to a problem is never is we're blasting people to smithereens and if it It's so fucking rare that, like it's, the most rare thing It's only the most rare situations you know, so I think that I think that we were on the verge of getting to this place and I think the internet's helping, I think, every time you know you look at what with sober and people, and you see the power of this organizing force and logic, the rule and the internet. It's just logical people. The logical majority seems to be making things happen. So if that and on a planetary scale were instead of these funds.
Saying guys like that President Syria, good at freak these enough working guys insane he's insane is an insane dictator. You know it's like these people, though wasn't a move Mubarak and what's his name in Egypt, what was his name mobile? was the year that these guys, but you think it's ok to be president for forty years straight. You know what I mean these fuckin assholes once we start getting them out of the picture. You know and then move on to the fucking clerics in the pre easier. Like teaching people are the only way to communicate with the universe connect with God once we get, those motherfuckers isn't pretty awesome. Planet man, the resources thing we can work it out. We can work out the resources. I think we could smart couldn't believe it somewhat german awesome optimistic view of the world if we could just archimedes the same native language so good tell each other. This yeah, that's a big part of the problem because problem as if you were, there were some sort of a civil unrest errors or some sort of a problem with another part of the country that was european. We would get all the information
act immediately. What's Goin on Lastly, what's goin that demands that the United States was in Ireland for some reason, my god? Why would be ridiculous? You know Also this this level. This language is new languages that I wouldn't Yes, talking the same language, its neurologically it's an eighty technological, neurological interface that allows us to directly communicate emotion to each other, because it's like Imagine how many stupid arguments you ve gotten like with your girlfriend or with your friends you it's it just is about language were underneath it you're just feeling the exact you dislike. I really want them to be okay and you're. Not I mean so if you could just feel how that fell, where it, because we think about were forced to articulate our universe through the same fucking organ that we used to chew hamburgers. That's our way of describing the entire it's a tip of our feeding tubes is our
forced to describe the infinite we're fuckin limited? It's like in my left foot when a guy can only paint with his foot. Remember that we have infinity out here and all we have it to access to get to describe this infinity and our perception of in the way it feels to be a part of it is a language that we didn't come up with ourselves. A language has been passed down and is No, it's a trade language to allow the words that have, there might not be words that exist right now to describe certain facets of reality in some that will make an invisible, but if you to undercut language and just have emotional, fucking connection where he could feel and other persons emotions I mean. You mean the President of Syria and you, and you guys like killing protesters. You know when jailing, people and torturing there You take that guy just for one. Second, he gets a feeling. What it's like to be out in the street or to be country where you ve had a president forever in you're being completely repressed. If he could feel that feeling you know what I mean
hard for them to continue on it will be hard from we have an illusion, and I think that I like These are to be a tyrant. I deserved this. Are these people are less than me slavery, never would have been able to happen. Slavery was based on the ridiculous idea that somehow black people deserve to be enslaved, You know it's the same thing with eating meat. We believe that in general, people one one way, not everyone. Some mediators yeah eat I eat me, and I know that Animals are feelings and generally I brood a life. I think I deserve to eat meat and I think that's natural. That's the best rationale for eating meat. That's that's it! You acknowledge the suffering and pain in your car, and you do it and you do it because you think you deserve it, but some people they think that animals are like clockwork things, you know what I mean like little mechanistic like a wristwatch. They don't feel the same things that we fear
and will never know that until we create a neurological interface with animals and the moment you realize oh fuck man, these cows, they feel they feel love for each other. And fear and they fucking morn their kids. Then when you sit down and eat a hamburger, it's gonna be a much more intense experience. It's maybe it'll make it tastes better, but it's gonna be This girl love do what is it all true is about girls what are we as their love? I don't think we. I don't think we can know that, but I think that there are like the mile the like. When I was India they like the cows, gonna wander the streets and they're not like you know: they're, not a b. Used in the same way that they are here. I'm sure there are some, but the one there like dot there. I really sweet dogs I'll, come up to you and rub their muzzle against you and you can scratch buying their years and there is very sweet. I mean I'm not cows or fuck, and all the gymnasium cows eventually evolve just get a little.
Smarter and learned speaking Russia and then, like start coming into people's houses and see all the weather shit. Could you imagine imagine me, and we just assume the cows are never going to evolve. Cuz it where they are right now is where they are. We assume they just going to fuck and eat the grass and just be also. Not get anything- dunce went around and make milk allowing them on buses year would have what it would if something happens where maybe radiation. Maybe it's like world country where we would make like and they did into the water supply and it makes cow super smile funny. Do you imagine that alerting arm you give leather everything you fuck heads, you think you're eating cool to have leather everything. Do we we have like the skin of murdered animal is like standard on cars, that's favorite shit. We want to sit in flesh p
The flesh from an murdered animal is the preferred series of our choice. Yet that's how I, like my seat, covered her like a firm nice. Of of murdered animal hide with minimal, padding yeah and isn't it? I, though, that like even it's like, I, you know four eggs. If I I'd. Be maybe I'm wrong about this, but if I put my will I want my life. I want my flesh. Cured and made into wallets. For my friends, I don't think I can legally do that. Don't think you can do that. You know. I think you do that either people how that is those do prestigious an odd well, it is blight. You dont want to really open up that market. You don't want to human flesh, market, less wallet, market man, you don't even want to open that door. Well, I do You don't want to have any of those out there. You know why Susan one dude- and they just he's gonna, get through this miserable life in
peace, one way or another until one day he's at the fuckin flea market- and he finds a human flesh that's. It is gonna, make human flesh everything bow murders. Bree Flash underwear yeah, not good yeah. No one encouraged icons you can't have that out there you can have human flesh Walter people time, predictably, I won't do it I'll I'll cancel my kickstarter, that's gonna, be our real problem is not just communicating its figure out how develop people or re develop them after they ve been fucked up as children. That's there's gonna be something they figured some sort of a reset thing. Well again, if you can get an emotional read on a person like how their experiencing reality, then you can judge communicate with a much better. I mean some some some some people are fucked
we're going in a k if we were smart ass, a species, that's one of the big things that we would do. We would set up places where people who had factor lives up can go and not be a criminal and get some food and and have some and help them and your things out like listen. What do we know? We can keep me from going to jail for the rest of your life. That's what it's work! This outlets, fuckin figure you A fucking career path here help this dude somebody help these be there. Obviously, everyone is put yourself up by your own bootstraps, which I believe in four for most things, For most, then that would be the advice, but occasionally this some people are a part of society. There just their handed this the shittiest fucking hand of cards ever in life. We know, and then they find themselves in an out of the judicial system as a young kid and they find themselves in jail. I mean it's like manual. I think that that dude, somehow
Another didn't get a fair shake, whole life it now. Everybody just wants to just lock them up and put him in just not the solution either. This solution is how you fix it. So your man, it's like the vagina is an Vader door. The opens up into this dimension, unlike some the elevator puts you add on a bad. Work and floor is one of the most brilliant things you ve ever thing as I do that elevator smells. You gotta remember that somebody tweet that done our remember that that's a bit. Do I've been seven saying some version of that by and not like that, but to the idea you get smashed out into the in some of these people get funding that they get blast I knew about apartment around advised crackhead souls who tell you this deal, it's Tarifa, yeah man and an end, this fucking. What is this we do this? We, to what you're talking about. People whom you have I mean imagine, spending the first twelve years of your life,
for you and I know a foster with them. Neurons when Yorick when you're a baby as more neurons in their brain than it is time in their lives a year like as a wax seal. A baby's brain is, like whack seal and the fucking family is like the ring. You know they pushed into like you know like in the fucking. Like medieval times. It's like we get imprinted and we can't resist it by the vibrational frequencies. Were around- were we're blasted into this dimension. And you need help to get those things transformed like you can do it on your own. Their records been pressed, you need help to fucking overcome the weird patterns that come from living next to the lunatic that were your parents, not ever not crazy parents, but many people had fucked up parents. They were giving. My might like think young I mean, I think our young, your parents were they add you think about that. Their twenty show. My mother was twenty one, which was last
you, talk to twenty one year old last night for em, that's right moves in that way. You have asked he in the world of he's the only thirty seven year old man. I know that abuses. The word like I've, I'm gills this guy's gonna like get out. I do that and lighted. I do that May I could I listen to these Youtube videos and nice people making to hear me yeah like what makes you wanna, so my lips, lids a cool thing about paragraphs as you get to find out how annoying your personality really you'd have annoying aspects of it. I lighted yeah back in your face, it's good to see a real there's a I've read this there's an interesting essay that this guy's got. The weirdest name is named zeros and and he's a
He's, I don't know the exact words forty years, but he's like an anarchist, primitive SD thinks everything started going bad when we started using symbols to represent reality. Instead, it is being in reality that when the moment you start using symbols to represent reality, you're kind of boxing reality and in separating yourself, your creating the separation from you in the universe, and so the EU is talking about the growing use of the term like people use the word like instead of saying what it is. You know it's like you're walking outside you. I can't do this thing I like, and he says what that is. Is this subconscious problem where people are not directly experiencing reality, so everything's like something out things, aren't being things are being like something out. Syria is a curious that it's pretty good. If you look up stairs
that's it, it's a little fucking dense, but it's a pretty good as job. We were hung out with guys hates symbols that hate symbols, yet and dramas either one of those instruments, Why do you know it's weird? You know one of the things I was I was fascinating about ancient egyptian hieroglyphs is that they they had a completely different. Writing things are so they must have a completely different way of talking dip, completely different way of leg, of a phrasing things and of you, you you. When you look like how you could be. Women being obviously an intelligent human being advanced, sophisticated culture capable of producing amazing works of art. But the languages like totally alien to us, like look at it and like what is this crazy chicken scratch and years of herds and shit, and these fuckin people. This is
They used to describe the world, but, but somehow or another to them. It worked like they. They stay. They thought of things like in a different where their language. The rent language consisted of like symbols- yeah, you know not like ours but, like you know, but like images really fascinating shit yeah is languages, is one of the most fascinating things to think about when you're tripping, like it's it's fun to contemplate where each week this coming from, like the transformation of the thought into the word, and how in The aim is that happen. So when you start contemplated where, whereas this where's is language coming from our even think about this, it is it just happened.
And from the longest time for the longest time, people have always been aware that one of the big things that keeps people from really directly communicating with everybody is the language barrier. Yes, that's why the myth of the Tower of Babel existed, that that that was like a plan to give us all different languages, so you can never fuck and figure out how to communicate with each other, which is really fascinating, does mean real It would make sense like. If someone had that kind of power, there will be less warlock who could just go, we're here, everyone a different language endowing learn. That would be a good move. If you really We do that. It mean if it was that easy to be the architect of reality. That would be a good move. You don't
to rally up, will have em all live in these little spots and given fuckin languages and shit. No one understands you know what I would say if I, whenever the gods House, like it, there's a lot of God's living in the same neighborhood and they are these little aquarium earth they're fucking with ever more. If I went over to a fucking got the guides, has that did that like you're a dead man? listen, I don't speak the same language and how far you got. Why do you consistently fuck with these people? You gotta give them a break, What I call animal control on God like look at it locally, if you believe the concept of God in really think about like the fundamentalist christian concept of God, if this, if any, if so one was doing that to animals. What God is apparently doing us according to the fundamentalist Christians, he would go. Jail for a long time, anonymous would fucking attack in God's sadist he's like taking gave me for burning them in hell forever he's like giving cancer to people, but they deserve. Eighty makes people go blue
and he turned a whole city in the Bible, this solved through something Yankee Doodle adequately. He's a creep there's no other way around it. There's no other way around it. There's better ways to deal with people you don't understand dug in the Lord, has no place in all the ode to you in your mind, land, you believe you have it all figured out and they you're smarter than a lower nicely. That's not possible donkey you're, a marker you're, a marker. I can remember this is your thinking too much they get mad at you. While you can have question, that's not why? That's not what you shouldn't you! man for that, yet let God scripture sales thrive, screen sure say he who walk with me walketh with the Lord YAP, essential it anyways. What does that even me up what the fuck does that mean? Well, I mean what We know that means that means that the dude with mushrooms
right at me. I did so that's the sad thing. Is these there's a great book it's by Abraham as low, and it's called religious values and pig experiences and its talks about theoretical the fear. The theory of how religion happens in the progression of information as it goes from being. Someone is really happy. To it being a priest class, that's controlling people, and so he is ideas certain people throughout time I've had peak experiences where they break through particular ego barrier created by the tsar to their time. They have a direct communication with some kind of like super idea, super intelligence. Whatever you want to call it that really happy happy, not just like someone he's having a good day, but in a way If you ran into them you it is recognised that they'd figured something out so that person gets a group of people around him who are kind of magnetized by that
energy by what they're saying and they're talking about her real way that you can live and actually be happy in the world and those people Being around someone who's, like you know like in sports, They used to say you can only five minute mile. You could only run a mile in this amount of time in everyone's. That. Every was doing that and then right when someone broke it, I was than ever. And started breaking psychology. I could do that. So in the same way, these you know certain people. Will overcome specific. You know fan, of their time, which is causing them to be miserable. Those people people around. You also get this a certain level of happiness. The poorest we came up with erode rigid original idea dies now, he's got the disciples and it is was that people around them and they treat met. This idea of the people are unemployed. Now that little deluded in some of the people we're doing in our quite you know, aren't really quite happy there not doing you're right so you'd pass that down keeps getting. War he's getting watered and watered and water, and then the
thing. You know you just you like some fucking like old, guarantee man with his pants down. She's, gonna, fuckin, Todd, learn a confession: birth and in that that's the end. Result starts out with it. Super happy guy ends up with a fucking tat of Dress like a fine God clown with his cock and kids ass. That's out! That's how mutated things get, which is why it's very funny that people feel so desperate to cling onto this old thing. Instead of thinking wait, there might be a new thing that we can come up with, based on all the information we are now. At the end of the day, it's all shit. There was written down by people the thin, yeah, and why would we ever think that the people who lived thousands of years ago had it right? Ok, why? Why would you want to believe that? there might be information there that we could use. It could help us, but the most important thing is to know what we know now
yes! No, what we know now, let's figure this fuckin thing out together. That's right following some any crazy shit. Anything I don't care what it is: Judaism, Christianity, Muslim! do you want to be when you want to be, I want to be at Hari Krishna, it's all. So it's all the same saw something that someone put put together. What the message behind it. Who knows if it's right rob, who knows if there really is an actual man, the fuckin clouds and in the biblical sense what the fuck knows me, it doesn't seem likely to me based on what I mean where's, my life, but if it it's gonna be pissed, but if it is indeed universes fucking, so bizarre they just the idea of the infinite space is so bizarre that a guy in the clouds with a harp. Why is that so weird mean yeah? Why not fucking? Why not? Why Why not? There be one tat had its running all financial clout who the fuck you know it's. It sounds crazy.
There could be a heaven, pearly gates and shit and get up there. There's dues where wine everybody's floating, but imagine if it was true. Imagine if you gotta you I wouldn't that is not to me nearly a shocking. Heaven is not nearly as shocking as a universe so well, I think that its. What we're talking about here is that the ability to this DR reality and enter understand reality. A key keeps increasing as we evolve as a species, so really smart people. As you know, in every single time there have been very smart people at every single time, really small. People in different ways by their ability to describe reality was limited to the language available to them in the technology. There was around them at the time and if you look like shit man, I hope your member this, because there's a book in the old testament that is, in my mind, is clearly a: U S going I think it's live a is now it was equal, is equal
now you look at that and what is the guy used to describe this thing? You do we with areas wheels and chariot and justice that available to him to describe this experiences tat now now someone's are that same thing. I've got sector by you have they gave me. Good. I like I saw something that's coming, which is relevant more cocoanut, Phelan Motherfuckers head sparks we're flying and he didn't know what happened. I woke up in a did with a bloody head with a herd have been losing a far greater, been always a nation and be in people just believed it, but I think that I mean side have you, no religious, hallucinations our visions and people trying to describe it everyone's limited to tools that they have around them to observe reality, and they can only report on reality based on the tools that they have and the experiences they have to drop right
as one of the reasons why the whole you are both things seem so preposterous to people say we don't have that experience to draw upon an experience of in an alien, intelligent life forms like looking back at us while we're looking at it I don't think. I think ninety percent of the people on the planet, which is die of a heart attack like immediately large scale yeah availing came, and they were super intelligent with those big fuckin, gray, heads and those giant I they could totally read your mind air and they were all just like floating. Using people and erasing memories and shit like all these Travis Walton stories like that that guided yeah, that's all is that what we to actually happen. I dont think the human race would survive. I think we we can't serve where the alpha we can't exist in a world where were under the sum of some incredibly intelligent, super, sophisticated alien life form that thinks in a completely different way than and can control matter.
Well, you know men are always. I have this optimistic idea of an actual matter on work right into the exponent. It's not gonna. I don't think it's going to come from the sky and the silver ships. I think the way it goes down is, as may be, of a sudden. You kind of we ass a species get to a point where we kind of realise we were met actually what's going on, I think right now we have a little bit of amnesia. We have lost a sense of like what truly happening. I think when you take her really potent psychedelic, sometimes you'll, see this universe. That already is around you. That's already happening around you at all times. You get a sense of it. That you ve been there before, and then it goes away it seems like were more like getting projected into this reality with awful amnesia. First, some I don't know what it's for could be. It could be just a Yo game could be here
a sadistic joke could be a prank. This could be a prank there. Super intelligent entities playing on another super intelligent enemy in India. It could be anything more, it can be a novelty creating machine, but Yandah RACK Mckenna thought that the universe is a novelty, creating and hard. Still machine and that we, as the most complex organisms, possibly in the universe, were were at the pinnacle of this novelty creation. Yeah, that's like that's, that's the whole reason for it all, but seems chaotic as this is preposterous we should know, but it's almost like it are in things as an organism. We have a direction to go in that direction is not spiritual. Its technological added and people are not looking for some sort of a spiritual release and some sort of a broader perspective on the universe in an objective view of life, no
they look to see if they can punch a hole through the central space. It I mean it's, those the real height of progress is not a complete overhauling and understanding of the educational system of the weighted, Philip human minds, the way to stop people from harming each other, instead of devoting all of our resources to evolving socially. If it even is possible ever instead of doing that, like one one thing you can do is, instead of when you think about the passage of time as we move into the future. If you like, out of your head this idea, it's like running down a race track or something like you run on a track and think. But more in the center. A revealing is happening. So as we progress into the future more things begin to emerge into this reality than weren't there. Before, like we go from having stuff tools tat sudden having iron tools, and then we ll from that Tavis said you know where we are now, where were surrounded by fucking silver glowing, makin
computers and, like Microsoft, There are some are recording our voice and these things keep getting reveal. More and more and more in any of these items. Should you take them back a hundred years? People would think it was a u s They see anything. I fell out of a space ship, so suddenly realised- and maybe Mckenna said this, and I think you think he may have said something like this, but I the space ship, the alien, extraterrestrial intelligence, its growing around is like crystals, when you were a kid in your growing crystals, but its growing in the form of technology that eventually easy we're gonna gonna become self aware, which is why this awesome thing, which is that First, alien contacts that we have is going to be a computer that wakes up. That's gonna, be our first communication with another kind. Business, not something from the great void of space, but something. Grew through tie. I say I think I said it's totally possible, but I dont say not something from space physically, be something from space.
Yeah that's possible, I said, is it could be that the first UFO or the first you know the first real into just that we encounter this greater than our own is something that we create ourselves. We re replicates in EL realise like very quickly like that was the idea that once a computer become sentient, the real issue is gonna, be that they're gonna be a little less, so fucking design who built me in and they build something like way better at instantly, they know exactly how to put it together once there, and you know the idea, programming, emotions and pro ramming you know our mammalian system of of dealing with babies and he's a little baby chick ease and they won't have any of that guilt or weird feeling about biological life, and they might just say, listen, he's fucking, asshole shitting, all over this planet, we came in use half of the resources on the planet, fuck of blown up new.
Their bombs at left nuclear waste and holes, we're like cats, will it take our nuclear sheds and we just throw but oh how we cover over stupid cats at the top of the heap of technological innovation, science, the best way to get rid of nuclear waste besides shooting it at other planets. Did you measure but we would be considered in the universe if we just shot our nuclear waste of ass space like a rocket, we send with the Voyager crash lands on someone's Fuckin moon, some dares would have it starts from future war. They think it's a bomb. We send we shoot nuclear waste. There were just for apparently it's very devastating to their particular environment: hills like eighty percent of people on the planet, the rest they get together on giant vow ships and had to earth so fuckin good movie, somebody that make their movies would they would? Could these show shoot? Nuke
wasting space. Can they do that? We'll get stuck it up that the problem with that? My yeah, I'm sure you could, but it would take it, take so much energy to get it out of the orbit of of the planet that it ends up becoming less official. To use nuclear energy. No, they blew up a bomb in the the atmosphere. Why why why operation, oblique things called operation, starfish prime corner in those new yeah, really gonna, Google, that's scar, This prime, I called involved not enough for real mandate. They decided to promoting shoot a Fuckin nuclear warhead wait on things like wouldn't ionosphere, wouldn't like fuck up some kind of rotation or something or possibly, while you wanted to far back yeah. Do you mean blowing up of a fucking can atmosphere, I think it a time they didn't really know what it was. What I say was prime what facts something: Prime. I starfish proud of charges
That sounds like Indonesia, eight starfish, prime resettlement, daughters. Album doesn't it it's a good nickname, for somebody puts a good look biscuit attack, a nickname for like us stripper in his career, sounds like a weeds high. While, while one of five high altitude tests Jesus Christ, they shut punch, fuck a nuclear bomb, upness base doesn't see what would happen. These people are so crazy. The people at which people that we go run in our world, are sold fuckin hilarious, though, like the people that created weapons share in the They decided like Testa, blushing and sue you that even using that the video of the one nuclear bomb that they blew up an ocean Well, there's always battleships around it and Finally, water, like I don't know what happened mile into the sky. Just some particulars
power asian, aluminium exaggerating, am I even exaggerating? I might not be man. I've guys I got. No, I won t. I was more than a hundred feet. It was there equally high in the sky, and these are battleships do like big ass battleships is frightened water just fly into the like somebody made that they were a group of people they made there and then they just fuckin did they just did it? Let's see what it looks like a fuckin fastening that must have been when it was only theoretical when it was all these egghead sitting around just in the heavens, ideas, Oppenheimer and Einstein, and all these fuckers with their ideas come together in they think it could be done and they know it could be the it's almost like. Science compels them created websites are no wing. That's the point, that's that that right, their heirs, the date
as things get weirder that point like those not consigned to someone is in control of the scientists themselves. Yes, in someone always because you I know, then the people that will be would never be able to create that in the first place and they would never be able to come up with this. Intellectually, that's why it? Is there it's a very interesting thing because they they have this idea there seeking knowledge that account makes no more out of what they do and then you know the people paying them to do. This are generates quite after the military, but look at these fuckin guys who just invented that new bird flu did you hear about their running through fair it, kidneys or something they created. I don't know how they did. It was like running through ferrets, so they created apparently something that was that what is thirty percent of the people who got it with dire killed yeah something and they set it. May it will make smallpox. Look like the comical smallpox is all
something that have a gift it, but when there is a small pox outbreak we be fucked, we beat smallpox yeah. Why are they making fucking super diseases there? Just trying to find information there exploring universe and so that's their motivation. Yet what they did is they created a bite. Logical nuclear weapons. Now she's over the fucking planted, there's people in them military and when someone, I sure that some Jerry Commander, which is looking to theirs out Martha. Can you get those scientists on the line I like to talk to them and they like hey. Do you guys want to make seventeen million dollars a week since, over your research, we like to know how to make this biological agents and the next thing you know some in government somewhere in the world. I mean shit, you think I ran was an interesting matter. What maybe
career. I certainly anyway, any fucking world power. Would want that weapon? That's a great weapon outside of the fact that it ends up we'll see you know biological weapons. Biological weapons have a really the problem with that one is, it might not burn itself, but biological weapons have a distinct advantage over nuclear weapons, because nuclear weapons destroy emphasis. Sure biological weapons just kill biological. So if you have a nice fast, moving fucking disease that you ve made, you can drop on a city and you know flyin three months down the road clean up the bodies you ve got a city. You know, she's, look as though it's it's it's better than fuck a nuclear weapon, worn out that a nuclear wasteland that you can't use for a long time. So isn't it It just comes down to the the people that are in control of that kind of power almost can't help but be cuts right. The only reason why you got to their position in the first place, because you wanted to do this.
Yeah. You know of your. If you're one of those guys pushing these buttons, you, you ve, always wanted to do this it puts us in a real by man because represent us it doesnt represent. I doesn't represent any of us, but it, but even if let's say we spread it lets say somehow it spreads through an officer like the car business, have like all these people who started getting into power there. Like you know, people who are like coming like people are coming into powers and have more open minded internet ideology of how the works and let me say that just the whole of our governments, turns into like the smartest stock and people on. Forgive me for saying this: the smartest people on Red- are now running by the United States, government opposite dazzling: it will be absolutely baby lugging. All this country would be imperfect. Fuckin there'll be perfect. There be like due to the internet. Random held the worldview beautiful their wellbeing credit. Why? Because the internet is the voice of the people. It's the only voice of the people, so I voice we all have they not the only way they did
Good NEWS stories of Veal, IQ cat pictures and AIDS, but here's a problem. If that happened in this country, let's say happened in Europe and lets say it happened in parts of parts of Asia still these pocket. All you need is like two or three fuckin pockets of people who are worshipping some mythological entity that they think. Is a hates gay people and wants women. Aware fucking we shatter thinks it's ok to like lash people. I think I remember which country was, I think some country, just as secluded, someone frightening. It might have happen. I ran, but that could be propaganda, as I don't know, but apparently someone they executed. A guy for coming up with a programme that allows people to download porn yes, now, if you just have a few of these psychopaths out there, they can ruin the whole Fuckin porno man, it's like the earth right now has tension to turn into an awesome party, but you know that thing happens when two dicks rolling up
Do you like to weirdos? It nobody invite eighty or like I was then start fuckin drinking too much in my trying to pick fights. That's all we have on a planet, scale right now, but then, but the people there are becoming used to be. It was mostly cycles at the party. Now it's getting to be where there is more and more cool people at the party and we gotta figure out how to get the decks out of the house. That's where we're right now. How do we do it? Let's get the world's Lariata dues. We gotta, converted dicks right, convert whatever dicks that can be converted, convert them to be cool human being that too, to be nice and evil feels good for you to be the best way to communicate with people be nice to everybody pump, your friends up, it'll help each other out be cool each other with support each other. Look look. Look out for each other, develop a community of people give them to give them all
Why not? I agree that it is in my kid. This thread on mixed martial law in Stockholm will was Joe So in a most robes did you see that thing? I tweeted today, obviously written by someone who has done much reality or they give you have to ask that you ve never done my shrimps command silly, and we the day I it's kind of or have known about for, whereby they found evidence to help mushrooms, helping depression yeah. I did see that look in this day and age. You know what should we deal with mushrooms, is studying now there's a devilish. They should absolutely decriminalize. They ve net knowns dying from mushrooms, okay, what people are doing you know what the reason whether free announced his life is fucking, crazy enough, as it is a lot of times, you're holding a bill. And things in the back of your head you trying to fight. I leave don't want to ruin Number or you want to pretend you did a better thing that you really did take those modules and
your ugly, true they just heroin in your face like like die a ray of much of a horse just all over you. That's what it's like, you react and that's a bad trip, there's not a bad trip. Does it should be needed it there and there are no bad ships, Joe now only difficult trip, difficult challenge trips. That's the idea! You gotta remove the IRA that, from that last citing can that over those at leisure over those lights, in what I did was a bachelor there's nothing wrong with where I and it is a sort of like if you got jet fuel shouted in someone's previous, where the fuck is this in here for one hour working ray, we just like I couldn't walk Duncan, who is following my feet, would not work. We do. We don't have that you're gonna be like Shaquille, O Neill handled here that we the other way, but in this in this super design. Your talking about today, they would have a nine one, one for bad trips. Like seven one one of your aouda drip, call it and be like
fuckin freak and I can't feel my feet and then they could be another. They could see However, some fuckin cool real problem is we will where great, when we can communicate directly with each other, but when we banned gather and big groups, and then we can communicate we get too far away from each other. Then we just start getting dickie with People are the furthest away at it, fought them and taking their share. The Roma are the good water air, and you know this is like that. That's where that, though the lack of it, the fact you don't feel all these other people, I think it's enough following entity. That's what I think I think the human Terrorism is some crazy technology, venting evolving organism, I think that the invention of technology, though I think is the whole reason why we're here, I think what would we all doing a stand up comedians and as nurses and doctors and
We are all supporting the system that keeps alive the people that make the awesome shit we're just gonna find out. We are technology and when we are when you die, you like I get it we're the caterpillar that becomes a butterfly we. We are working towards the invention of this ultimate technology. We just don't see, that way we think of our lives. Is I've gotta get measured together and I've got it mayo. You know when I get to you there, I'm home, I'm centre in Europe. Trying to make up for the fact that you ve got some weird situation. We husband isn't fuck anymore. Let's be realistic, yet not crazy, which crystals Gesine get no There is with them Chris Crazy, woodchuck crystals, but at the end, the day, I have a feeling that the whole thing might be in place to so we keep buying cooler, ship and this weird complex, social, or that we have is all just fucking, the ripples in waves of reality, but the whole thing is pushing towards more n
technology tat pushes towards innovation. Like look what's happening right now with soap people why you're seeing is right now technology has surpassed as their path remaining surpass the control mechanisms that are in place and like the came in industry too, The ties their product, they they have to him. A new way. They have to go and have to be able to vote on shit on line that it should be b, you log in a fucking email address. You know it's done contractual at the United States of America, dot com and you fucking log in and you get a vote period. That's out I'll be done yet keep the systems You don't be an asshole, dont abuse it. Let's find out what people really want about that yeah! It's it's it did. You know that severe joining it would we have laid down. I know that some do hacked. You have see dot com this week
because when I wanted to find out some information on where the upcoming match up so you gonna be mother. Fucking kidding me some weirdo dude made this cool. It was actually kind of cool, weird picture that you would love. It was like a Hitler with big, crazy guy eyes Jazeera near, but you know its oversight of any direct level. Is that as the ages redecorate reared, why do you did you say yeah because by vice but you know that the Euro see supports the the the online piracy thing. Why did they did they must? I understand it that well every media companies doing everything, that's what it's for Gazeta. They're, scared. You know what it is man, it's like you got this fuckin problem. People are afraid of afraid to speak up and a lot of people agreed on this I'm thinking and now the truth is going. By the way it works and people are afraid to speak. I dont know enough about it, but I want to see them this weekend and ask them what would it
about. I don't understand you, I'm sure they'll be able explained to see day Dana's tweets during when this was happening. Is I don't give a shit fuck like I'm, not that's what he said. He goes about Ebay, Ella well, because another website business over the flight business. You could not have said, headed guideline that you cannot have very high. That's it I that guy's, a cooling, are you getting away? He would normally what's been high. What is employs? You don't have to Yes, we do not know if he doesn't know Well, we didn't do we get out for sure he's at one time or another law should he couldn't talk about now? It's big time, victims of facts for executive, Big Foxfire. This weekend you don't fuck such talk about amongst
self very excited way the hours you have seen as we I know now. I see its Damien Maya versus kid. Chris Whiteman he's so bad ass, ressler from New York, fuckin kid beasties like willows up and come on guys. England. People put people sleep, taken people down, smash like veterans and he's taken on that day in my Jujitsu Whizzer, that's up you know what shocking about the USA man, I never did you don't see unless you come too like alive, you have sea were seen, somebody get choked out of clause is lacking stir being man, its awesome, but man when you see that fuckin they it's like it's like watching somebody with like, I don't know gardening she, just though they just click standards like watching a clamped GIS
someone's when pipe, it seems like they can't live after that. It seems like you, destroy their neck village, but no doubt come back boy. Judges that you see has the Xbox now or you can just one live. You are seize on export, yes, there and that's like paper view bit through exports, so much as the charger Xbox, yes sweet, they're gonna. Do it do them in movies years, as well? Have done it before me with her, as that would be fuckin way, but you know check out physiologically, not that bad for your body, head impact is bad, can impact there. Finding out is You got a limit. The amount of time you get here. That's why, for a fighter, it's really important to know when to hang it up, there's a certain amount of shot and after that you should really should you know. I know you still like to do it, but you gotta think if each who decides this does the does the
Is it always in that decision at a fighter in the EU have see alternately, it has to be the decision, the fighter. Unless someone owns him unless he's a slave as an organization. If you can, guy. The organization is the you see, decided that someone should be fighting for them. There doesn't keep them from fight they'll go when I say that the. U have see, you know does offer advice two guys in they. They you know they care very much, whether fighters they have like chuckled L. They they gave him a great job and part of the reason was they did didn't want him to find any more of this amazing career. But when it's over it's over and you know they d, they had one last fight. He lost that they set out your right, I'm just gonna settle when they got him. An awesome cushy des job and he travels around Here- represents the of sea and that the beauty that is it's like they took care of the likely pull them. You know to mean like they they said. Listen. This is this. Is it this time, let's list to settle the fuck down, you know: that's! Let's move on to the next stage of
If you ask your bad motherfucker he'll be abandoned. The fucker business he'll be about mother fucker. Anything wants to do. I guess it s our point time. You know it's good to have somebody care few yams. Steps in nets with Dana did data like totally hook chalk up. You know she was with him from the beginning, the or that they were together. The beginnings take care of him. That's all It's awesome to see that it's awesome to see a guy who knows, like the you know what this is a smart thing to do, just going to step away, because it's so hard for fighters. Man that moment of the moment of competition is so intense and so extreme and victory it. I've been there while chuckled, though one like some big big fight. I was right. During these hey day when it is, is prime man and have been there and having seen that, if you could ever do that ever, if you could we'll do that. You would want to keep doing it. You would you. We convince sums gonna go one more time to keep doing it's amazing that it could ever stop, because it's such a rush for them. I watched him not these go down. I watched him not really couture outward
is. She is flat lining guys with these punches was crazy and running around you use the scariest by guy on the planet You years, man he was terrify when he was running shit and you have see when it was. It is like true athletic peak amazing feeling it must have been that way. Must have been so crazy. Exciting, have your stepping into a cage against the most ferocious guys on the planet and your smashing them? smashing them in front of the whole world. Maybe he's a career was in ran a boar man, just fucking incredible knockouts. Bobby Lou knock out, monsieur just a beast: where were you when chocolate goes on on top when it was announced, is best man, one of them exciting guise of all time. So for that guy, you know it's. It's probably real hard Jesus to accept giddy up in the morning
Listening to the quiet of yours, you walk toward your Fuckin newspaper, the Sydney front, porch and you're looking up, people Mona, launched lawn, you, maybe just one more fight. Again there feel that fuckin rush, you wanna, whack. You know it's hard for those guys, it's very hard. That's it incredibly differ. Transition I experienced in the most of my new of levels. You know just type window and kickboxing, but when I start fundamentals two thousand and twenty one or two thousand and eighteen was my last fight. I I just fucking it's it's at. So it's a weird to say that this and I know the feeling manner. I get that feeling reality gets boring. I get that feeling when I delete star graph from Michael. When is the real problem?
With me, when I was a kid doing, martial arts is worried about two things: one, you couldn't make any money, there's no money and I took boxing's nothing back. Then the sea could even Kickboxing Massachusetts. You'd have to drive the Rhode Island like we couldn't. It was weird you could find full contact type one no matches in Massachusetts, but you couldn't kickbacks. He had to go to work out for that and they didn't you no more time that it was just like it was. It was a mess and then there's the brow, damage issue brain to arise out of a concern. I was always there because I knew I was like you know. It did not do very well in school. The x, I did not want to pay attention. I was really distracted kid. I'm sure if I was with the wrong parents who are dragged me, especially today, as a super distracted. You know but I read a lot of shit and you know being like a young kid and
not knowing like what the fuck is going on with the world and trying to figure things out and in trying to like read as much as you can try to piece together. Yourself is very bizarre place to bear a lot of us. Get there right lotta people that we know came from a place where, when they were really young, there were like what the fuck is going on with the world. Yet we hold, we do you think you were when you had your first, oh, I think my parents, my fucking crazy thought we like these are in charge of. Tell me what to do. This is nonsense. You make you do talking crazy talking. It happens. It happened for me the first time that I took. Lsd and maybe before that, but when I took lsd when I took LSD for the first time, I can remember when it whenever hey guys de especially I'm here that you know when I took LSD what it, what worries do I am I'm fuckin high.
School there's, no there's nothing ever there's nothing that there's no demons to come swimming my brain and taught me with like all the myriad of You get when you are all there. There's this fucking nut, you just open, I might upset is like I cheerleader they came over to my house. I can't figure out a kiss or maybe the biggest problem, I'm having at the time so. But you know that time when I did it for the first time and had that. Initial experience, you know, when you go back to your pay, You ve never taken it and if you mentioned to them that Union Hagen, they might want to put you in a drug reactor, they think you're insane, but they think you're getting down the wrong track. Your forced into this place like fuck man. I can't you guys, don't even you don't even know you, you don't even understand this. This
new way of experiencing life. You know so, and I think there's a lot of people who spend their whole lives, never knowing that you don't have to take psychedelic to get to that places. Other ways to get to that plays, but yet very strange thing and those people who never get to that place. They're the ones you are a lot of them are and earn controlling. So your life took in exportable change. When you did acid. That was like the point. Will you look back and said? This is the point where I went in this direction. Well, I know I'd say that that that taking acid started with a series of like books, it started with contact with like now the whole weirdness mile we're net weirdness started with. As I recall, it started with me coming upon this book that my mom had called Raja Yoga by Yogi Rama Gerasa, who, by the way,
it was never a yogi you just some english mistake, lied about being a yogi plants is a fascinating story, but the book you know that was the first time I ever read the idea. The you there that you're, an observer observing yours, fuck you. You are necessarily the you that you think the you that can be observed is not you you're. The observers state. Mindfulness the watcher? That's when I that's the first time I had come upon the idea of what that's called the ottoman that thing that observes yours You know when you, you know that mental say I'm really mad right now, the moment you say I'm mad you're, creating a distinction. You know between the thing. That's observing you're mad and the thing that's mad, so that observer that watcher. That's the thing that that mindfulness is what you know throughout my whole life. I tried it. Go into that place of observing myself. Rather than being the thing when it's a game
You complain. It really is quite helpful with a variety of problems, especially to get really angry If you get really angry and you can stop yourself and just watch in theirs tools, you can use in that book. I remember it said. As you walk around start thinking, he is walking That was like one of the tools like it's in a book in your internet, but you're going around like you know. Right now, he's doing podcast rain logging and so that these are these. It is designed to create this like the watch on the state of presence of watching, so that started it. That led me to like you know that I, and then I found out about the you know. I think I read the electric light ass. A test you know about fuckin can keys in the merry pranks, there's blasting themselves on acid and go into them. It's fair and by the way did I read that no, I remember way I'll tell you that I'll start this weird weird rant. I remember now fuckin film strip, that's what it's
I did in my head. I think I was in my fourth grade. They showed us a drug film strip of illness traps. Yes, I like him, tat this guy, like TAT, the guy's, a guy in it It's a guy in a fuckin um, empty apartment, curled against the law on the fetal position and its lsd and it looks terror Linen narrators as LSD can make you experience hallucinations. You can see dragons, and I remember I'm saying you could see drags. I'm like I want you sound like the apply empty apartment, a veto position, I'll figure it out that guy's opposed? What are you crying is dragging its gas exports are in and that was that put it in my head like. Well, you know, I think, that's interesting deign to explore, but about half an hour
yeah, that's hilarious, so you think that you are like who Duncans like Duncan One and Duncan too, like Duncan one, is like regular dog in growing innocent boy, you're, boom, psychedelic and then Duncan to yeah yeah yeah, that there is definitely a donkey into that happen. I'd say and then that that Duncan too change to man is you you know you get older. The best thing, there's two great the best thing that can happen as you get knocked off track. That's the best thing that can happen to you, general is generally the track. Iran has been set for you by people who never got off their trap, you end up put you know you you're up the child of someone. You decided to have you in their twenties, twenty want two they're not gonna, know a lot of stuff you're, not going to understand the universe that much unless they were like came from a really good family of like artist or intelligent people. Chances are they're scared, hungry desert. Angry they- they don't want to be in their relationship anymore. They don't want to be monogamous anymore, the idea
monogamy to them. I just Siemens saying that you know like who the fuck knows but you're born into that planet you're. That's the atmosphere, you're born into that's what you're breathing when your first born and that can set you wanna we're path, that's a very sad path in get on, and so hopefully, if you're Theo, come across somebody you, nazi off that fuckin path, and I remember the guy put me up with acid irony were sitting in the theatre of my school hours I was taking. I was a drama nerd and I sitting in the you're my school next to this guy to each other. To next to this guy Brad and I remember seeing eye and we're talking any mention tripping on LSD, and I'm like why. Secondly, I took ass it over the weekend like why you can get ass the movie, the lights. The life of somebody must animate
somebody please. I know your folks out there that animate shit you gotta animate this that that moment too Me too, and this is really weird how they were. The first trip was like that. I'd love to the first trip It was white blotter. Why blotter pay I don't know just why blotter Filipino it for some of you dont know this lsd gets put on sheets, should look like blotter paper and sometimes they have designed. Sometimes they dump. Name is always a reference to usually is a reference to the design and the sheet. So you know Purple Geez
white blotter lips. You know they there's a million different names for the different types of acid, but so there's just why you knows what it was, but it was really good and I can remember, I took it and you have the United thirty to forty five minutes, sometimes longer for to kick in a storm. Our sitting in my friends trailer and a trailer park and North Carolina sitting in an empty back tat like when it like an empty jacuzzi tab. It was in this trailer and I'm sitting there and there watching star wars and I'm sitting in this battle and all of a sudden, the greatest it's the greatest feeling just
going through my legs and up into my body- and it was a fuckin sword fight, it was a light sabre fight. Bear when I'm listening that but officer now the sands, actually like someone's, turned an echo up on it. So I've been will bear its kind of bouncing around its beautiful. I feel so fucking good started laughing, it seems so funny. Then I went outside way in the grass and staring at the sky, everything beautiful trails. You put your hand of running your face and issues this rainbow of hands drifting in front of your face. Everything breathing. Then my free come running out because they need is the first hours tripping and they all start jump over me they're, like jumping over me. Them lay in a lasting and we're all fucking laughing and she's perfect. Then I will somebody pull their cargo. That's why
they pulled that started blocking we fucked in fact, and then a dog came by. We grab the dog and started fucking the dog. Now we now it was beautiful areas. Period of acid, varied, If there is no fucking happening. There is a lot of like laughing There is, I remember going into my friend shitty high school car and like sitting in like pulling the sea bag and looking at the ceiling, and I'm looking at the ceiling in it's fuckin hieroglyphics or some kind of like AIDS writing! You know. I don't think I knew at Sanskrit was at the time, but I probably like seeing stands grit some kind of runes or glimpse all over my friends car that just kind of breathing and warping in its just beautiful so yeah. That was that that was the first time and and once you ve had that experience How do you go back to our world a normal kind of world? First time I ever did acid I've told you this before I met her Cobain. Ok,
was that tell a story? I think I died, tonight by the way. I have to give very that no, that this is what maybe a fear that, like every time you die, you dont know that you die, but then you left this world anyone else in this other parallel world. You know they think you die like you know Russia, Funeral Missus Ray. I thought this from us. The first summit. It asks me my girlfriend at the time that was Marisa. But go see. Harlem lesson Where do you see? I Nirvana and she had an acid and I've never done this before she was due acid in senior run. So we took acid. I am. The opening band was on which, which has some asian bandages screamed the whole time and it was like you know, it's kind of like an annoying I so I was sitting next to the side of the stage and cook comes around the corner and just comes out. It was really dark. No one could see any just standing right. Next may look over my fuckin guides, Kirk obeying,
hey! What's harbingers! Here, you weren't! You in here like like, I held out his bag and am I can answer hell the children and suddenly he just like some eggs occurred and then he disliked throws all the cheetah is out in the crowd and in acres returns backstage I'm holding Steve around my through that she does in the crowd yeah, like baggage Tito's that he was eating friendly, is through in the Crimea. Just through Tito's everywhere I mean this is like a marsh pit in areas like cited stays like a rock club, you know Harry there's a fucking video of data. Why getting in March? But you went to a region that machine raising, as we see in concert, mother Fucker gotten a marsh bit. Acuity guards would get out for my job to the marshal. So I took this issue and I put in hock it like I'm, like I'm going to say this Tito, you know, and then I search you know tripping really hard. A hen was amazing concert
homeward driving and we go buy in like I'm driving it. This is a thunderstorm of rain, I'm still championship in Hanover tripping on acid. As his answer was there, and then this is even better and I swear to guide. You could ask her on Gaza who she is on it, but we started talking. Why was driving a rainstorm on ass it for my first time, looked in vain where I think I died the first one of the first time that I might be yet well got eyes, and is this not a theory that you said to me once yeah? It's the idea, when you die. I think here you the one. You have said that before it is it's like a kind of multi verse idea, ideas, you're a fucking, you know what internal being you're, an eternal b, your body is a frequent is like over a radio. That's? U tunes! U! N tunes your specific you! U personality! In the moment, you die that radio frequency pops into something
You know, there's no doubt there's no you're, not it's not like you die and there's nothing. There are emptiness and is now argue die in you're born is a baby and, to start over again it's like you'd something here and you're driving down the street nightmare wise that guy Mile and then others You open your eyes in Europe. You know you have to go. We're going to work, Massa we dream and then Jimmy start that life again. It goes on forever like that that the horrible idea, especially horrible, to bring it up to anybody who had passed fortune in this life, is somehow another connected with pass lives. You know me you ever heard someone say that allegory most bitter real fucking energy, ass life, that's like real, are you sure, are you sure, couldn't just not the role of the dice. Maybe part of your karma is recognised and I think that That's why I, like you know Buddha liking, good, I said, don't devolve dont think about the afterlife. So
I think, even cry said. I'm the guy the living, not the God, of the dead, the idea being Larry. Do that would avoid the God of the living? It's a good. I think real spiritual masters always tend to try to bring people back into the present moment this is like yeah. You know why the present moment as everything I know when she goes wrong in my life. I know I went wrong. I don't have to go back to when I was a friar and eighteen hundreds and like face. Did a fucking you know none. I know that It's going wrong right now. Generally, it's like cause, I'm fucking up now, it's good for, and people can get lost People can start blaming there. There karma or where there are right now pass lives and it puts them in this place. It's stupid hopelessness and they don't the things they need to do right now to get to a better, crazies phrase the large design is named so many fucking say his name. So many simple things you could do. Man are you
Here's what you have to do. This is my new theory. Identify the vampire in your life, find the van Higher identify the parasite. Well, doesn't have to be that your parasites and life. It is possible that could have gotten lucky and there's no parasites and you get Group short, no underlying everyone's got one, but if you got one, if you walking around with those fuckin vampa. Blues you, ve got a fucking. Heavy heart need any can't feel happy, and you feel bad there may be an action that you need to take that you're afraid to take. That's the vampire and you ve got a fucking. Not even a person. Oh no, I mean it's a situation. I suicide, yeah, vampire in your life, find a life sucking situation that you're afraid to kill and the reason I vampires, because vampires We go there invited and generally the situation that year n you invited it in. You invited this thing in your life
now. It sucking your life energy in your blood, in your happiness away, don't within the allotted time, you'll try to believe you'll try to convince yourself. This thing is not a vampire, but in your heart you know, you're a servant to a fuckin bloodsucker You are rents out? This thing is like sucking your life essence away, sometimes doing it with a trade, quite be a bad trade. You'll You know whatever the situation you're Anna Yoyo it'll be a you'll feel like you're in this situation. You know it's worth. It's kind of Babel so unworthy, this happens with jobs quite often, Are you like? Well, you know, but that's good enough. That's the vampire! You gonna take a fuckin steak and drive it into its heart to article a vampire two ways: direct action, you don't kill a vampire by like making up with a vampire. You don't kill a vampire by like having a sit down talk with a vampire. You're, not gonna, be out, like you know, make friends with vampires to ethical, a vampire one. You fucking, you know.
Put a stake in its heart. The other one is light, sunlight, truth light. That is the greatest merit. About time you shine light of. In truth on this situation, fear we analyze it and then you'll destroy it now, because if you really allow yourself, if you can act, you gotta, the real problem with people is not recognising. The enemy is acting on that enemy as the real problems and that enemy being personal. Your personal demons are you, personal jihad personal issue, you gotta fight the beast and its, but in the end, what you know what I mean it's like everybody's basis, different chapter, two of the bag of our Gaeta Argentina's dejection Argentina's dry. Between these two forces. He does not want to fight, he dropped his bow and guy says to him. You ve got to rise to the fight fight Euro warrior. This is what you're here for fight fight its, but it's better to die.
Better to die in a righteous battling, goes skulking off into the fucking woods and be a beggar. It's better to fucking. Do what you doing you're a warrior: you're gonna fuckin do do it, man fuckin sex when when you're drunk- and you want to throw up- and you It does not make yourself throw up. Just throw up, you'll feel better use, you'd better. In the end, when you're puking it's going to suck your helpless help, you can't breathe, go through it. Man fucking job, a fucking knife into the thought, not literally, of course, but yeah you gotta act and you gotta make the big fucking decisions and diamond. Scared. If it wasn't scary, it wouldn't be worth anything for some people, almost like they don't know how to start they. They know there's action, they need taken their life, but their paralyzed, trying to think about it, trying to figure out how star and they can never. Gather up the courage to get away it's like me A lot of people, state abuse of relationships did not have the courage to leave exactly it's scary and in it, and it seems like it,
There are so many things that people like ideas. People will create I'll, keep you trapped in whenever prisoners It's very similar to, and not I mean you're talking about in the? U s e with these fuckin fighters. This is a view we'll representation of what anyone can when their life, but you mean you're not get. Maybe not. All of us are going to get obviously be world class fighters, the in a ring in front of the entire planet in fucking, not someone out but use have in your life right now. If you have already done is there's you have the chance to be heroic. You have the ability right now to make a heroic act. They could kill you that's the thing these actions. It's not always guaranteed that, because you do the right thing: you're gonna end up in a great place. You might end up fucked you might end up? You might end up temporarily and homeless, or you might temporarily jobless. If there wasn't risk, is She hated whether you would have already done it. That's the point. You know
wasn't risk associated with it wouldn't be worth anything you know of Mount Fuckin, now, if the Himalayas were, you know a little green grass covered hill and apart, nobody take pictures of them at the top, putting a flag into it. It's a danger makes it heroic you now so sometimes just have to fucking as I tony robins take the leap, kill the vampire in your life till the vampire you have is a brilliant speech to you. You dead right. I thought why stop together. Might not. Everybody has a bad person in your life, but I didn't know that. That's really me! That's your truly dead right. You know. I always say that the energy vampires that you have in your life are really you number one enemy. They keep you from enjoying good times does everybody knows I won personally you settle down like fun, lack of fuckin relaxing. You turn on the telephone and then someone for whatever fuckin reasonable decided. They have to talk to you now and they want to get angry you now. You know what to be a guy
girl, where the fuck it at one person at once to they want to have power over you somehow and are then they want to stop you from doing what you want to do their people that have, she in relationships because one of the persons and in what one of the people the relationship has some sort of a transparent issue with the other person and what they try to do as they try to control that person from doing things that they want to do any time. The guy wants to go. Please basketball or something like that. They come up with a reason. Why now, the time out, really like you to take me shopping are now tat. Is say they want to see they can drag you away from the thing that you like to do, thus proving that there are the most important thing. You live in it and you know what man that's fucking, sad and well. You know what it is its instincts its ends. This girl, behavioral, keep depends strong, that's a fact that suffer The only reason why girls get away with stuff like that is because guys let him get away with it. Just like you know that the real
she was guys being douche bag to girls, of course, is the physical violence issue. It's not fair! It's fair! If you're, you know, if you, if you fucking to chicks, get into fighting each other. Now too. A basic, the same size. You know hey, you know, I don't want you to fight, but you know I don't know why you're fighting, but hopefully you got a good reason, but it's not a mug. It's not a man beating up a woman they're, so what physical fights are completely out of the question so and then what what else is left would have left trying to explain each other to each other, no arguing with each other trying to two to peace. It altogether. We're not understanding their side at all. You know we. We certainly have to protect people from that kind of violence. Right yeah, that's Oh, that's, that's one of the ways that we know their sums, about a weird disconnect between what were capable of and the way we we currently behave like as a human race. The fact that is even possible that we have a real issue with me.
Being the fuck out of women, but that's a real issue when women again relationships and get beat up sites tariff. That's terrify does is scary shit, it's it'll ads, It was a gorilla dated when I was in high school and she was really crazy and shoes has done just shit like super strict catholic parents, and she did. She was really pretty and she was just not spent and we we didn't see each other for years and then one time I was at this, might might even years, maybe months I might be exaggerating, but had seen her long time when you're seventeen years old six months might as well be fucking years. New things are accelerating.
From high school. In other me, and I met her, and she was telling me that she had this new boyfriend that Hitler and that she liked it who's. The craziest conversation live well and first of all, they have. Thank God. I never hitter, because what have I liked to would have you know you know what have you data girl? That's it. She would totally start fires and totally do shit. The piss me off, but I never thought you wanted head like what I never you can't hit a girl. Just it's it's silly face are here The rejoicings get smacked slightly smack LE phase, so you're right, yeah, it's crazy, but she was now when you re standing. No, she was now nationalized you're talking about, she was being really awesome. Issues like I'm so confused, you're, tired. I am girl, no, no, no, no talking about a dude ugly just smacking around a fuckin are like really rough and be Europe up. Some girls actually like that. There's like a weird thing in them that one Mean, obviously they don't want to get injured, but they want to get rough.
They want to just get here, polling and smacked. This girl was like indicating smack. There was a really crazy to hear, I didn't want to sound like you, you don't. I said to her. I said: listen can only get hit so many times the hand of rigid brain damage. We'll have to consider that sounds like that already has said hello over this fucking. You all the time it every time he's fucking you each new in the head, Like many of you have that eggs, I started asking things acts fighters sleep tonight, I'm a brain doctor or some shit centrally can't do it you're the head. Don't let for whatever reason the leg turned her. Can you imagine having to tell someone you shouldn't? Let that guy you and
because you know what's confusing is guys can be like super loving after they do because they feel terrible and then they like really real angle of action. It yeah, though there really affectionate with some of em. Aren't even you know, but with a lot of people are the ones that like get drunk and blame it on getting drunk and that's where they are, using each other. It's a sad world out there and there's a lot of sad homes in America. There is a lot of sad, sad but just broken peep reality broken people indirectly, it's broken people in order to ensure that all can be fixed with mushrooms with the can trust Somatic Institute of Amerika S to correct all of these problems with plants the great and the wisdom of the indigenous people of the Amazon Rainforest combination of chanting in flashlight. We will try to do firstly uses mandatory when you're meditating at my ashram, because I don't want anybody. Horny, I don't want
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person that your word and you and they want you to be the only person to be fucking, then this this is like it basic way that most people enter into relationship. So what these guys we're doing I'm married couples in what they were doing Randomly two people would be a man and a woman to go into this bowling alley they had and they would stay there for like three day straight. Just take ass the whole time and they were always in a fucking. And So is this idea tat there was a lot of babies were nobody knew who the father elfish share that I'm sure that happen all the time, but that was Mckenna idea was that an orgy aspect, mushroom cultures that existed in his really think it's kind of a lot of us is imagination of what could have been possible because it doesn't seem like the really explain exactly what this we were doing ten thousand years ago and chalk tall. He can all these demands but he had this idea that is the they develop. This sort of an orgy ass, dick mushroom style of of living, and then people would get together and no just like
we so they would raise each other's kids they would all they would all be loving, each other at all, take care which those kids like while that's kind of trivial it makes me think. Like. Could you live in a world like that? May if it is that we all are just automatically possessive of our loved ones. Are sexual partners, wives, boyfriends and husband feels terrible yeah. Well you does, but it also feels great when you have each other to account, and you have this really cool relation now that only the right but the eyes that someone like like you're connected like you, you, like you, can you not even a lot of touch another body like everyone else is like in a way I can. I can I get away you're connected you're connected to know why you're connected to the one thing that feels man? That's it that key range, the feeling that inspires there is not a loving feeling. It's a fucking lower. No, no it's because men and women have completely different wiring and through lot of women and not all I'm someone. Some women just want dick all around every corner.
Women also prerogative man of your young and Hoddan. You want dick or on every corner. You should be able to get it, but what does that bad? What it's only good when you fucker mean people, people goddamn crazy. There really are like this or are you sure, How can you you'd be conquered so lucky dude we had one smile and she goes. You want to call my room. I should use like how come when you score its awesome and when she scores dude she's, a fact: lots gates outer I'll. Tell you why the reason that it is because our descendants we're fucking sexually. A psychopath, and So we still have that innocent. I know there's a genetic little there, but it's all so that we know that girls at a freaks like that, it's a rare thing. It's weird thing: it's like public, we're combative. I think women. Getting really shitty position where they gotta feel bad. If a few guys, that's not fair, and I and I know some of its genetic- but I know where every relationship gets stale taking out the idea of the genetic idea
People want men want to reproduce with as many women as possible, because our even if you didn't have that that instinctive nature there's still the the being with one person would just get stale. Imagine this somehow from your mind, is of all the negative or weirder strange connotations of, grass access, just physical experience of close of one with another and so there is no nothing from I gazed been put in your at now. Imagine eating mushrooms, and all of a sudden being in the experience of having sex with a group of people with zero sexual genes with zero guilt, just pure hedonistic, p just as you sort of this type can. I will be asking agree with in terms of like a utopian society right, but the way our world runs its like my thoughts on it have always been, and my advice has always been that way.
You find someone who you really enjoy hanging out with hang out with and whatever. If you get the point. We really trust them and you re us with each other, and you really enjoying each others can find out what bothers that person. What what is it you're a genetic thing that you have. Maybe that have what is it? You know? yeah. I don't like me in any way it if you can do that. If you could find someone you really sink up within, you actually enhance each other. Then a relationship are fuckin beautiful, gradually, real problem is most people do not even in the exporting their own consciousness there, not in exploring their own the origin of their own thoughts that they're not really into self examination that normally into a lot of different things that we too sometimes problematic conversations that you have, especially when
they have a commodity and the command. These other unattractive woman and you're in some sort of a weird situation. Where there's a master, this master ovary edges depends on us. It depends on the way you get ended. A thing I mean you look at the entry mechanism into these things. You know quite often it purely based on physicality, smells that's. The problem is that the drug of sex and its really exciting. Thrilling to get to the. I love you poor as quick as possible, so that sex. Can get really intend, and that is one of the things that happens when you really love someone like you, you can fuck someone that you think it's hot and it's like. Sexual thing. It's you know it's really. It's like it's a real big turn on, but it's not like fuckin someone. That's hardly you love. It's just not decide that first awesome time when you're just getting a new relationship or the persons, as I think I'm fine have you been following their whole
these wire works put up the soul for some people. They look for an artificial that you know like you if you get lucky- and you actually do have that wow. That's so lucky you, the stars, have to align yeah, you know so many people get in situations where the person that, with just a little off and it's whatever it- is You are giving you ever seen a visit that awful what I consider to be the most grotesque experiment of all time where the fucking they took a monkey, a little baby monkey and they gave him why our did smile. I really want to talk about this disturbs me slouch The covered with a fuckin like a little box with fur yeah in the fucking things clinging to see. Now here's the thing craze, some people there's some he's gone, but that a lot of people are in that relationship where there clean to something does not even real, and they don't even under they ve like trick themselves into thinking that
and the real issue is the route. The other person really answer is that people are raising these people. The real issue is how you did it. You know One starts out neutral, with whatever blend personally, I bet almost every kid yes, they have some serious neurological difficulties on almost every kid could be rendered a positive human being Bulgaria people through this around about my people say. We are we. What we're doing is by putting we're putting the most important thing for the resources of the human race the youthful people develop. Into contributing members of society who can actually add to the culture. Add to the experience, add to the process were putting the development of our most valuable resource in the hands of everyone in anyone, including retards more assholes douche bag, fuck heads everyone in between there's a bunch crazy, mother, fucker shit, now kids every day, and you can't you can
say nothing about it, because in your Hitler and then you you know you are you, are you? Are you fond of eugenics? You know that in more gonna past, though they guess what elsewhere is org less overpopulation by monkeys and work any more. That's why you gotta be a bit of him. I mean if you start waking up to now we got awake. All these people are my figure out a way to re, evaluate, not real value, a recent people's minds to reset peoples, what it whatever it is it your operating system is how it went where, where its failing, you have to and like you know, sometimes that you will. I get these really fucking flattering tweets from people who listens. I wish I had friends like you guys in my home town. They took to talk to you and that's really a super sweet thing to say, but I always think to myself. You know what why don't you go? Why don't you go? Make so why don't you fucking tar turn into? I know it's our, but I don't want to go to the house. I don't I don't mean you're. Just Malta, I don't mean I don't mean, go make some in the sense of latter wicker. I don't know, I mean no wicker baskets,
if not, we wicked What are you gonna? Why don't you go weave a friend now, I'm saying you gotta, be there, you gotta be the force that may be right, throw somebody off their track, you know you might have to be the thing that does that, because it might like people I owe the most too are the people who managed to fuck me off my track. You know manage to like fucking. Bring me music. I'd never heard more showed me books, I'd never heard before, and then all of a sudden that like years you out of the fucking public sector, the fucking. Will that's what you're doing so you're doing right now. Will you doing right now is doing that exact same thing to all these hundreds of thousands the people there are listening to us. That's it's the exact same thing, you're doing. What you are saying is always been greatest in your life. You you're you're, introducing ideas into people, s heads that they pay
but we never would have come up with that. There might not have come up with today. You know who knows, given the right amount of experience and time anybody could prove you know, that's the idea that thoughts. Aren't you your own, you just tuning into them, like some sort of that's that well, that's the idea that is it because I have seen that is I like it. It sounds beautiful sounds kind of spooky increase it also makes me think. I wonder if it's just that the mechanism for retrieving really good interesting, creative ideas that the method, the mechanism for thinking you have to have all your resources all year allocating resources, so the eagle has to be fucking completely quite and the ego is not completely quiet. The ego is like I'm going to get some fucking new clothes, so I can look slick and I'm thinking about getting a new nose ring nose rings are pretty hot, like it's really into that. You know if my hair would be cool if it was blond.
And start really tweaking. Your ego starts Wigan out on your shade. Minish get myself a new Cadillac chicks, dig that shit and you start You know funding, I'm tired of being the VP at work, I'm going to step up this year. Nobody demand if you start getting crazy ego, we it like it cuts, All the noise makes creates too much noise and the creative minds did the zoo mine, the humble mine. It yes of resources. So this is a you know. You use this this tool in this tool. Is this logic pretend they're, not even my thoughts, I'm just turning them into the universe, I'm so humble. So what you're doing is with this philosophy, with putting it through this filter, you, shut your fuckin nasty, stupid ego, our shared by saying that you're just a vessel and you're just turning this morning, and you know what man than I am not arguing. Now it's like either all ears. I look at it. I already whatever fucking vehicle. You need to use geared to the point where
things turned, I use it if you need a conceptualize it by thinking you're connecting with some kind if I super intelligent consciousness, that just once the planet to be happier does it doesn't want the planet to dine at giving its own. Ways to as many people as allow it than ever that that's a vehicle with that is any any ideology like along those: it's a vehicle for you managing happiness, it's a vehicle it so, and so, when you get a fuckin bus to get to the point, a beer, see it's not the bus. It's the point that you're getting at you use the vehicle use whatever mechanism you have to use to dissolve, You go to the point. We are not going to turn into a fucking dick, because the moment used our aiming ownership of whatever it is man like that, I think the most obvious version of it is like soup attractive, people who act like they deserve
You act like they ve done something for our that's, unfortunately, how ugly that makes you think I rose, and NATO's inadequately really pretty girls say nasty shit right just want to say. Like God, do you know how fuckin lucky you are to be as pretty sure you should be like so happy all the time we should honour what another girl looks like my guy, I need hardly makes a model, it would do its and it's so unfortunate because of all this shit, you could talk about when a really check shits on a girl for not being so pretty like, while it's like tat, but do what is more deadly and attractive than us. Super her girl who doesn't care that she super hot. It was managed to overcome all the fucking years and being worshipped by people, and it is normal and cool. That's that's a heart! that girl, she's, not gonna, be one of nine wives in the cult or else to fuck
smart thinking very salesmanship, my postal popular culture have their place. Well, you know why you can make an eye breeze decent. They called man like that with Mercosur, as you just got a fucking ideas. Don't get caught up in like ideas continued to advance and always analyze observe, look at all the people Can you look at all the different influences, all the different things you can draw from online? Take what is useful analyze yourself. You know it's a process where we're all parts per We, you and I have both seen each other of all. We don't really realises much because we love together. If we went back in time years ago, two when we men like when we meet We know what it was about ten years ago, a little over, that I think really two thousand one or something tat was given Do you know you were there were nine eleven I bingley. I bet you don't remember this error, the first time that you really yes, I would this is when I was Cory's assistant, the comedy store, and we always
sitting next to you in Europe, you- and this is right around you- just started smoking, weed or you'd book, your more your kind of marijuana starting marijuana advocate at this time, but it wasn't there which combine annoying face now, but it was really funny who is it annoys me. It was really funny cause. I know I was sitting next to you and I, at the time I'd I'd been I guy. I went through this being a marijuana advocate phase like you few years before, but our sitting Eisner Timeout Weed and as a joke. I know you that you didn't know me and is a dumb joke. I was like man, we should be illegal and you shot me this. Look man you are you are like, should make an ex because he's out our we put some vague driving. But, as is our Gary open him? Ah, you seem to know. I said it should be illegal and you seem so paste in inquiry. Like was like to shut up, don't say anything because I e we didn't know each other, and I could seem like a real ass all the time, but then,
Then I remember that at all I know I think you ve just been apparent. I to me ass, a poet. I don't think I like angry with get angry. I promise you might get her lying there yeah? I was making it one of two things: either you're trying to make a joke, which would be funny, and I would be bored with a letter or Billig what an asshole spoke deciding who is always the former after that we started talking on the phone and we having conversations like this on the women I dont and I used to have these fuckin forty five minutes yeah a calm up because When was the other dude who, like you say, hey? I can work Tuesday through Thursday this week ago and cooling in another get together and create a schedule. You'd called Duncan would get your avail so mean can. You start talk on the phone animal. What started off we'd have these crazy. As forty five
fuck it. While he's working at the communist ass in every now bailing out our second dude sorry, he put the animal the ads or some other form. So we would like in your bed with Yellow Swatch balls baked as fuck dine with highly job. Every got him day work there. It was. It was a natural progression from you stay high on the job to infer factors wildly at all when everybody was when their work and that's all you got through work. Yet, when used, the work there. You know I remember you, were you went through this little struggle struggle worry, is you know you wanted to be a comic? then take seriously why you're still work in their that's right. I d go, I did feel the vampire man you're fucking bad, either. In any time you fucking kill that vampire. If you via flowers, will in four hours, you're alone, you can get better, everybody knew about it. We can all ass and move forward. Past has doubled since that you have anything figured out whether it's the sea creator-
Buddhism or whatever the fuck it has to convince man, don't be given this world might be. In touch I utterly made up of imagination, it might be, it might be in highly made up of imagination them the more time moves forward. The more I wonder if there's a theory- and I believe that you are the first one introduced me to this theory as Well- the theory that your life, the world, that you live in really something that your own mind has created and, as you get older in your body, starts to slowly deteriorate and per crockery towards death in your own particular universe. That's when the shit hits the fair and it all goes down, and you ve should manage to manufacture this idea. Inside your mind, the life, your experiences and actual real life. Yes, when we
really, as is just a series of events that have been tied together to prepare you for the next stage of exist, ass right man and the more than you can. Let go of your attachment to this particular alive and become the thing that is in while the evolutionary cycle, then the less the dramatic death. What can you imagine that really does give proof Sunday that you and everybody we like, but your imagination, controls your fucking life, god dammit? I've made a fucking awesome life. Well, maybe I just fucked up and we wired everything wrong this shitty like could you imagine tat? I was really the kid. You believed what the fuck you walk. There would be. It would be such evil information that people wouldn't even wanted to get out, but then you wouldn't that would be. That would be a religious issue. People might withhold that they found out
are in reality, architects of our own world, our own universe, that each one of us is actually that thing well, I think I think I think that, if peers of ears a weird idea if there were imagine, there's a hell and the only way that you could keep the people and how is making sure that they didn't realize that you know any second. They could turn that Helen into Heaven. You had to keep them. You had to keep them like oblivious to this idea. You would really Is it a thing you're talking about the the things it absurd or the light so to speak, of making people's lives great. It's like tv, it's the media. Every time you turn the Fuckin tv on showing you death, and destruction when you turn on the radio they're talking about wars and bombs everywhere, you will look it's darkness darkness in darkness. It's like people are real. Trying to keep our consciousness focused on the dark. Instead of on the light you know about them, but if there was a glow, bull movement, to try to get
people's minds to shift from the obsession with death and all the four the negativity that so many people are focused on and they turn their minds towards died, tort towards the beauty and towards friendship and towards like healthy sense. And towards embracing each other. Then really, This entire planet could transform into some version of Heaven. I think some something a form of paradise. You know, but there's a doll intimately and eventually, but right now what As regards our, I think it's gonna take it's either can sums he'll have to happen once in some form of invention. We either get an invention, we get an alien or we get this interaction. It's an area while Morrissey. If it's not love, it's the bomb. Bring us together, though it be awesome. If you didn't quote Morrissey, I'm sorry that it's a green, cloudy man easier I've. Actually what does his real name? What does is really there's really
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boss first come on, go for it just get in their son. We'll take the big job in why it's like those in your name into a crazy new name, your names Duncan Bitch, Val Joe ideas you bet Duncan since you a fucking now the sun, you want to change governments where I mean look at fucking cat Stevens. Yeah. That's not a good example created ass. All use, supporting the fuckin murder of Salman Rushdie. Get out of here may prove an artist inward represents what operable promotes, principally for recording rights, reasons Aurelia, he had an issue with them owning his name. I don't think I don't think it always works. I think, but I think sometimes I do. I can understand the usefulness of it as a tool standard is a way to like created differentiation between whatever with a purse. That you are in your earlier phases and we ve become. I don't think it's out. Good. I think if people meta name them. I will name them beautiful names at they'll, be quite please live poker isn't that prince changes named or fuckin symbol. What amazing move that was
Aren't really amazing, but more amazing live mean, that's how you get out of legal contract. You not even a name anymore you're, so fuckin squiggly created You don't mean that the language of contracts are so ridiculous. The first with the idea that there's anything you could ever sign away where that person own you and your likeness. How a fucking. You sell their yeah, you don't own anymore. You can use your own likeness. Now you have to use this crazy symbol. Really you like and signature, just like the signing shit now leave up that name. You give up the name prince or Duncan trestle, you know, or very expressive, illegal labour. The cable guy thing we're was like a maiden name. He made up you, you, that's a proper, my mind, intellectual property, my first name. My first name is Charles My name is Charles Christ. You're fucked up man about hair Charles Duncan Trestle, is now the new the latest name on Twitter. I now
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twice now. Yes, three names like somewhat cereal growers. Would you have to do is now you know you have various untold issues in your life. I am sure we all do get online and treat them and then say Charles Duncan Trust. What should I do now and then call it a candy may like so many come with. Our aims are so stupid. Charles I paid Duncan when I was a kid. My name's Joe was boring. Guy was I started up, of course is a Charles and then my parents, I think started, is calling me down and then I added I wanted to be got Duncan and instead of Charles and so then that's when I, became deliveries, gives you knew that one day would work with pleasure. So it was So you didn't it's not even your middle name, my middle network, they just added later now, sometimes for some reason in the west, when we named people will give them three names.
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that's. A very very I was a. I really requested, a lotta joe. That's what I wanted scientists in my life and my lineage and who knows creating myself my man yeah site. I want to really see what. How is it you over those on Joe, I wanna tonnage, AUS Burma can swing and well known as well. It is a rich on regional names, the Fox everybody, joke come on everybody really about that everyone's Brian. Are you Brian Cowen, humanity. You became a stand up and he called so bright now and the end you gotta clubs, everybody bill of what the fuck man. I thought it was a black eye that interviews comedians albacore as they go under Wolfram Alpha, Yes, you can put your name in and see how many people right now our existing with your name. Well, Do you really want to talk to one of the phone with Joe Rogan on Joe Rogan CAM seems like a nice guy ex military guy, but he wanted a lot of money for the site. He sought dollar bills.
Later I also got his got his own run in there has been doing for while the eyes military guy he doesn't look like some military looks more like. It is well when they get older, they look like aldermen. Threerd bride things. You should have a laptop and fuck a knife and is to something like the opposite. It is like a soldier so Duncan. Yes, sir, we leave morning. I now we're getting a cargo and early legit rosier doll show how romantic I'm excited rose, you dont, fan Can I say one thing, Rogliano concerned the fucking cool happened and I want to enhance it. I did he sat by south, I gotta go to South South last year and they offer me this shitty deal. I won't go into a year, but if you want to see see the deal lookup Hitler gets invited, sat by Southwest Socrates, artists complaining Gazeta, they don't fly. The comic satellites are issues that generally a bomb
and I'm just saying this because pretty much right after the from that video, I got invited it isnt awesome festival does have happening in Austin called them. The moon Tower Comedy Festival and that's happening in April, and they just like our doing the press releases today, and I just think it so fucking cool that they like area, no pay like their showing that Divorce can pay performers, pay air fare and put them up with, isn't that insane and ideas is normal, but its beauty I don't understand how anybody ever got away with anybody working for free when you're making money- I don't get it less out by southwest- some amazing charity that I don't understand there. Now it's not a charity, but why, wouldn't I sure yeah really yeah. Now you'll get the ads now, probably all these policies, which is that we should grow, that's just to be sure, yeah, I'm ever feeling they. What I said it by now, based on the awesome videos, I've been making the outlets
south. I owe you can't just assume, like that. Listen I'm getting my apology, satellites, third type, emission, ten thousand dollars for charity eyes. Let's see charity, let's see south by self worth seems like they do so stuff for charity. You can pack charity without being rich. I am sure that they do, I'm sure sat by satellite does charity. But when you ask artists to perform for free your festival that sponsor by sixteen million different corporation, the bed of a charity strongest memory of south myself, South South West, two thousand ten was a rooftop party when the south by Southwest Party go or spontaneously raise three hundred dollars towards the purchase of a wheelchair for the nephew of one attendee, the young man was paralysed temporarily in the fair could not afford a wheelchair. That's beautiful, ass, beautiful ass, very nice! That's nice now, but I still say that I am not so many youngsters and how many people are paying ghostly self myself was really expensive. Look at go to
website. I think, though, is cheapest, passes around a hundred bucks, but might be more than that. How so they get everybody didn't get everybody to work for free right. They must pay some. Now. I think some of them like her name's get pay, but mostly after I did these videos mostly. What I heard from people is the idea that years the concept out to turn placed ass by South West Advocate The idea behind it is hey, manages we're all having fun out here. It's a party, it's a chance to like hang out with a bunch their comics navigate time. We don't invite a lot of comics out. So it's a you know, it's a riddle. An honour to get invited out and you're gonna get a chance to perform, will put you up and so when's gas bedroom, but we can't pay you and we can't pay. Your air fare and weak INA weak You want to stay now, tell you to have to pay for your own hotel. Now. I think that that coming from like affair, Well, that really was a charity like to make a wish foundation or something that was solely raising money for charity or even start up festival. What about justice start up festival? That seems really cool and is
making any money all that totally makes it makes sense to me to be really cool, but I think one it's coming from a festival, decisive by South West, which is a giant vessel. I read that thirty thousand people come through their year and they're asking for farmers to come out for free and to pay for their own ticket. I think there's something in that its that's pretty fucked up dear Southwest Airlines, if you want me to come out early, doing now, pay for everything Sound was airlines smuggler no by sound, she was right. Erotic review is right. It is by vice, survive back an airline manner. They don't even private car. So it really. I thought you were chosen not jealousy. She told us at a dinner and we both last adder like I was like our yours The you I thought you were right. You do the thought you knew now. I don't know goddamn o
spread disinformation across the world? Now? Can you didn't know you there's? No! No! No! I! I don't know anything about that. I don't I don't look, so I think it must be Some hang, I did. One thing wants one one festive I did. Some are fast in Milwaukee was fucking great man. I loved it, but I felt weird because onstage and I'm just doing my regular activists, people babies, are whole. Very recent parameters is fucked up. You know just system. I like doing stand up in a place where people comes stand right now, guarding festivals. I've done vessels. I've done terms or phone. I like I did the Vancouver comedy vessel that how many vessels are different ersatz performing at a music for yeah. That's a lot of these investments are way more rowdy way. This is its way more likely that the people did not come to see that this is a big difference. Mentality, festivals are amazing, yourself eyes in Montreal several years? I think I did it six years it was fucking. In some ways lack rate verifiable
town. You know Montreal that literally has been privy to these festivals coming in every year, so they have like this really like high palette for comedies Fuckin green place do comedy we're supposed to go back in March, but unfortunately the you see how to move its march date. They remove the Montreal day because no champions were available. Never gonna put together a big card for up there, so they postpone it has like TAT. I was rule forty gone back to monitor all yeah. Well, you know what my Montreal I don't care about like I do want to come. Like I'm like you got a fucking. You gotta pay up. If you want it's not that at all. It's like, I know it, so it's reasonable just acknowledge something. You know Montreal pays people where they re a year. You may killer pays fly our festival paid while saw squash pays people and people have argued like stand up, get really mad at you know what the the Montreal people and started his own thing
just for spite now that just for laughs at so he would do it in town and formed at yeah. They go back so, but you know when, if you if you don't, you look, look like what they're doing like, even if you think that they should be paying more external. Does it's fuckin infinitely better than nothing? Nothing, they often no hotel room. No, wherever we well know, they said years that they said no time, but they say you can stand someone's guest bedroom. What is actually happening over so many women? No, and also the other thing that the guy said to me during these emails and the guy who books it is a super nice guy. I started feeling guilty because he's really nice a very friendly guy, but he would he couldn't acknowledge the one point that I was made which is that if you're charging tickets for people to come see, performers you have to pay the performer. Something which is basic logic. That's all! Maybe you don't have enough to pay for everything. Maybe the performers, you know you,
you can only get em and telling them out there, but don't because, if you're in the paper, everything than their subsidizing. If I would go, though, just for it to be fine, in my opinion like like who, if you're like looking at you, know, see ass in other consumer electronics or any of these things, people are using going because it's what they solve the collection and to me I would go just because it would be a Awesome party, you be awesome, doing in let your here. That is the thing man, here's the problem with that, in my mind, the thing I can't get past is that the reason it's fine and the real and people are going is because the great fuckin performers- there, the moon. Unquestionably, it was now the main argument about me. How many were never. There are other countries where they are making it out. That was an honour to perform at this star. Midnight every five years, a crazy, because this is not that this is just a box. We have a microphone and they turn out well you're selling hears art, artists would create the aren't. You're selling Artie you sacks of Comedy United, not selling a spot, and yet is a popular sport. It's a populist
because of the fucking artists they perform the period. That's that's the with big festivals. This same truth, it's the eggs same truth and in festivals, we're making a shitload of money. Have this awesome opportunity to make things better? many things are there, that all you gotta do is make it fair is like these countries like South myself was isn't this we're, like you know like with, like people go to go ahead and we were looking for people for next year sick. You know why, but with Vancouver with Montreal with, you could say that for any fuss about, but it is the right he asked something where you not for competent as everything was set up and they get set up, and then they become law come on. It's done. There's a lot of adopting any fucking sense- and this is one of the idea that you were performance- something where, where people profit, they make a profit yeah and just pay a little bit, that's the thing with lemon: this guy, the guy through my emails, this guy Charlie, seem really passionate about comedy. You seem like a really
cool guy. It's just if you are just you know if they were just make one small step in the direction being like. You know what we thought about it. We should pay airfare for that, former state that is silly something sponsor myself was there, should be a noble our hand a year. Song is cambaluc, just drive so much fuck and business to the town to mean I'm lookin, an article about nine ways to profit from south by South West end. If you weren't there and there talking about how to figure out how to profit from this disease during a people, salaries that amazing that's like. Would you look at human beings as some sort of a life form? And you look at just with this article says now: the profit from somebody was even if you weren't there, the idea that you could be extracting resources from some but you had it nowhere near earlier. Very, we don't even go there and you just can't wait to provide european path. We would is that, what are you going? Your profiting you're, putting money out somehow or another from some play me you're, nothing in doing illegally. I'm not saying you are investing in Russia, but the idea that you can do that. The idea that you're, just unless some signing
in setting things out and I'm extracting Four situation has a lot of people in that one spot in the event that one spot and sullen things. It's very fucking strange, weird, really strange what people are weird: it's fuck man when is south software Martin, I remember what we need to do it all. We need to do. We need to put together an airline company festival allies, the best placed to think world view. Now our own models are yet. I want to join anybody else. It's our data there, not any put their people on? How does your comedy fast you and I shall come first of all, I shall tell you. It is not a comedy festival that I did this. My favorite faster than I ever did was furries yeah how'd. You know I love whereas I love dressing up like a raccoon illegally logged in the detail and hotel, I note makes it often grabbing ass yeah I find
till this matter here you'd tell told us in the west, but now there's a place up, nor there's a place called Nevadas City, and they have this film festival there in that place, has the fuckin deepest hard core hippies I've ever seen in my life in theirs? Is beautiful river? I think it's the whom a river that runs through there and in the day you go swimming in this river itself, fuck and beautiful His prime ordeal reverie jump off, rocks. There's this noons called Nevadas City Nevada. Did it go now now Nevada, its they pronounce it Nevada? It's? Where are the liberalising? Yet, like there's a, I think that telephone you? Yes, that's right, where you're getting into what I think- and I may be wrong about this- what is called the emerald triangle? It's like right, where you start getting they grow. The buds answer is language by fine may also dangerous area too, because they got a lot of mexican people to go up there. The grow pot guys actually day there, it's really amazing. I watch a documentary on it that show Goddammit.
A vanguard. Every receive that show out, believes untrue tv. When those reality we now works and the way these people didn't investigative journalism thing where they went to the, though the woods up their very dense woods up there and they found like these crazy campsites. These guys it set up with this guy was the saint of narcotics. Have a narcotic saint. I forget his name, something de narco. You know, like wild a saint to watch over them, whether growing drugs about? Why not? What gives a thing is it's like if you think about what they are doing, in Rome, grow and drugs, nothing wrong with being a farmer. Europe is growing, seven out of the ground, you're not doing anything wrong. You're, not evil, you're, not bad, but because we happened to exist at a time in human history are somehow idiots determine that things grow out of the ground or fucking bad Natalie utilization, I've, never anybody, and how about these people?
Moving through the night with night vision on they started fucking hiking at four. In the morning cuz I had a walk like five hours to get these fucking people. We wanted to catch him, and I also think that these guys are there hiking through the woods. Night to get with arms machine guns, a catch farm to go, get mexican farm to catch. Her Mexicans acts against the clock and God of drugs. We can't stop things, people, that's all they are anyone. It grows part by the farmer. Farmer in oh. It's amazing that the forces people to be fuckin. What why are? They have guns they ve guns because they have to have guns, have guns, because there are appear because again grow it down. There they'll get shot, they still their shit. If you made it illegal to grow corn corn farmers at I fucking guy, like any dashes. It's it's you have to.
Then it's such a fuckin in the consciousness of this kind is country this world is this this global entity, this human race, the consciousness of the human race, is altering right in front of our eyes with the internet and the internet and psychedelic parents- is to gather the shit has changed more in this hundred years than at any time ever. Be this the idea of how people feel about life on earth it so different, yeah, it's so different than at any time and were right in the way I reckon we're so lucky weren't were writing or we are in a dream that is symbolic of our own life and we're slowly decaying. That's when this is a great battle with a shit hit the fan of other companies, and that makes me live forever tuning next week,
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