Date: 05-04-2010 The raw audio from the Joe Rogan weekly live USTREAM video show with redban.
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The Joe Rogan podcast all right, we're live days, gentleman with a whole new set up, yeah yeah when they listen man, I'm very responsible. So then we get something right back here. That's nice! We're trying to figure out what to put right back. There mostly It's going to be a green screen. 'cause, I'm looking at this right now, I'm like how dope would it be if we were in fucking space right now, yeah we could have like captain Curt
sit behind us like late. Also, we only have a a real desk. We have real microphones now, so the Iphone version and I pad- and I whatever the you use MP three- is going to be much better, much clearer and we're fired up. We are not sponsored by Starbucks just coincidence that we have to happen to have that, but we have had an offer for very first sponsor, and it is the fleshlight awesome I got. I got some funny. Tell you Joe, by the way hold on a second. We gotta tell people right, so the flashlight is you don't know what it is. If you're you're not on online type person, it's a very famous device that and fuck, and one of the reasons why is famous, because it supposed to feel really good supposed to feel like way better than your hand yeah, and the other reason is that there was that that thing was online like I accidentally, the whole fleshlight
is a guy pranking, I think, was a customer service rep. That saying Mommy is something that he is a flashlight or something it was really bad. I actually told Leslie yeah yeah like hello kettle, oh yeah, well, this guy. I never watched that or heard that thing. I remember it, but I do remember that that flesh like thing got stuck in my head, because of that yes, everybody kept saying it, and it's just it's one of those things were like you know you hear about it so often on the internet. Just because of that they contacted me, I was like wow, that's kind of cool, told me that he sponsored Kevin Smith Podcast, I'm like wow. That's super cool, like he's going to do our podcast and Kevin Smith, podcast that sounds bad ass and then we met do it and Chris was a super cool, guy and you know just a a real chill do that you could hang with like a normal guy and he was really
kind of a spiritual guide to which is kind of interesting. 'cause. We're talking about the poor inside and how you know porn is kind of gross. A lot of porn out. You don't really necessarily want to be a so. He was living a really good at his job researching you get. You seem like your long lost brother talking because he was like pulling out documentaries. You don't even know about yeah really looks it was weird like you guys. Would that be good? The guys were gay you'd, be perfect, perfect love, perfect lover, Sierra! It was a real break time and we talked about memo to Masashi. We talked about different schools, of philosophy, different books, that he's read yes different, just volcanoes. He knew about some super volcanoes exploding. The path that I didn't even know we gotta get him on the show for sure. Definitely he, unfortunately, he lives in Austin, but somewhere in Austin. What we'll do is we'll bring our equipment and everything is set up in Austin or we can move there
fucked up? I fucked up moving to Colorado in a bunch of reasons, go on 'cause, MRS Rogan can't fucking drive in the snow, which is just it's not good. If you know MRS Rogan. Not something that I'm going to be comfortable with her learning really quickly. Just doesn't seem like a good move, just fucking moving where it's freezes. Shit gets dangerous and sliding the trees shit and then, when the when the dog got eaten by the mountain lion that like their killed, it yeah other, awesome would have been great, and if I anyway, the point is if Austin was great, we would definitely hang around with Chris It was funny as he gave it, gave us a sample, so we can feel and touch it of the flashlight in the flesh like uses Patton and Robert Technology. They have a patent on this yeah. It is very specific type of inserts. The man was he'd, squishy stuff is their own. Proprietary below yeah, and it's like you think in your head, like, oh I'm, sure it feels like rubber and oil like it's not going to it's just going to be like really softer rubber. This, actually is,
kind of creepy to feel he gave us a sample what he did. He took a couple of fleshlights any cut in half just so we feel the actual rubber part and then end of our dinner doesn't really feel like It feels soft yeah. It feels really good thing moved up there. No, it's not so he gave us the samples too much. It's like a push. It is sick. Because it's usually in a can. It said it's usually it's got some bone pit behind you want, but wouldn't would that make it more compact. Yeah, yeah 'cause. You have like a wall right now. We actually have a box of oh yeah. So anyway,.
So these samples just a few women. We left him on the table and I'm like you're not going to take that he's like well, you know it's just trash just like you know what I'm going to take it. So I took the samples and I had it there in a bag and the other day I decided when no one was around, that I would try to fuck one of the samples, but it was only half of it. So I had to use both of one for the bottom and one for the top and so is doing the left hand. In the right hand, left hand was the less sample of the right with the right sample. I'm like wait, a second flesh, light company. You need something like that 'cause I had like two different hand: jobs. I had one with a different texture on the top one hurt yourself up with two hands. I mean like you're milking your milking account. Well, how you work in the balls, then I put the bottom of all put the balls in the bottom line. I wrapped it around the bottom one. So it's correct your balls around the bottom one, how fucking smaller very, very small. I was doing both of them. I eat a lot of edamame. Remember
all righty crime anyways, it's not really real. I only have hot water yeah for a loop yeah for a little bit. I felt really good like shampoo or something good, because this would be a water based oil and that so I may feel good for even just be samples outside of its cocoon and everything it was run into the can or anything. So I can what the one of these things is. Yeah these are, these are the ones right now. This is not without some controversy. This is actually going to be really loud, so this people, but listening to an ipod style softly as possible. While we do it once so, it's not annoying. This is apparently this is. This. Is the flashlight wow? It comes in a nice,
Aging, like boxing video for us- yes we'll do it? Have the flashlight we'll see what we got here now. This is not without some controversy, and this is where it gets strange. My manager, um is very, very upset with me yeah and does not think that the flesh light is a good. I think they have a response and uh. I was surprised with that. Surprise, yeah because they were like really adamant about it. They were like you could be up for some sort of a show CBS and they find out that you have the flesh light on on your podcasts right. You know that you're sponsored by a thing, not just that you have an opinion about a thing they were saying. The big deal is that you are sponsored by this thing and because you're sponsored by this thing, somehow or another that makes you like what does that make you
That person- yes, because you don't yeah you're you're you're, a bad person, because you prefer to with the with the rubber right like really, I think old school. Like you know, this is Chris Crazy talk right like it's crazy idea, you don't! If you don't ask me what's wrong, it's it's a great feels good, okay! First of all to it's a great way of getting a release like a sexual release, so it is not built up some annoying you all day, because if you're not getting laid okay and a lot of us aren't if you're not getting laid and you don't jerk off you're going to go, but now.
Right, yeah, that's that's a fact. So what is this? Some sort of a leftover puritanical, yeah, yeah, yeah Nollywood, put dresses over the legs of chairs yeah, never seen those those buildings really put or those old like furniture from like you know, I don't know what year it was right way way way back in the victorian era. I guess they put. It would literally put dresses around the legs of chairs lace. It's a link laci right, so that people don't get excited but we're talking chair, but it was like broad health and sing like that old white, Crow Katie, like kit table with what was a call. It was kind of like a white lacy. You know what people don't want to lease that. What is the way we? I don't think with the same thing. I don't think a look you you do an album right now, you, as you walk my only mode. That's the old law. I'm gonna put mine on airplanes, so they used to put the take on furniture that was almost like lace of a brawl to cover up the the angles of a chair or a leg. Up within walking crazier people how crazy people on how crazy is that that me of all people, like all the that I've talked about from Dm Teeter, the fact that I think the government killed Kennedy in the same people are probably in power in giant fun corporations control the world. Thank you have a video of fuel in me watching two girls and one cup ending you showing. No, you got to watch a video of a guide to jumping up there. Yeah. But again, you can't ask me out that's okay, but masturbation is terrible. It's. It makes no sense at all of all the that I've put on the internet. I try to be as honest as possible yeah and I try to put out as much on the internet about things I'm interested in. I don't care if you think, I'm crazy, I don't there. I don't care. If you know you think it's inappropriate. Look I'm just curious about the certain subject here. It is whether it's on my message board whether we talk about on this this this podcast or whether we put it on twitter. You know if I find something I think it's interesting to be honest about it like. Why is that a bad thing you know, and why is the idea of me this rubber flashlight ones are the best? What what did we? I don't think people Middle America wants to think of you and then, if that gets thrown in there is that what it is yeah and their friends you're not supposed to have sex. So that's what it is when you want to. You, don't want people to see people haven't sacks or talking about sex too much, and if you endorse sex with yourself, that's a bad thing. I don't know hi. I need to me it's it's like you're. I mean you can't marry that with the crazy thing is. They said the manager said that that one of.
This is in the pornography industry. That's it's! The pornography, yeah, that's pornography and I said how is it involved in pornography and industry? It's like it's like it's just a rubber vagina there like well, when you use it, you watch pornography, so there was an actual argument so like. How can we can't do it? You can't you do it with your imagination. It has to involve pornography Joe, how many, how many documentaries have you done, DMT and drugs, so the drug industry is ok, but the porn industry that JANET Jackson, nipple industry is just add a control in saying it's why I don't know what you just said. You might be able to be a little bit too hard to talk right now, young man rambled, with your words about drugs. I've done
treat your managers find the drug. I mean there well, the the idea is that a documentary is different, because it's just your opinion on a certain subject where I was. This is an endorsement. That's the argument endorsement endorsements. I want him to run them by marijuana is illegal. Your door liner, when I am indoors for marijuana marijuana. Actually, now the only sponsors the show right most material and causes, my
Things to happen then use the producer with marijuana in secret. Producer training is absolute train wreck. This week it was green crack crack crack executive producer secret executive producer of this show this week, yeah no shit. So this is a real argument right now. The real argument is that if I endorse this thing that somehow another it would be a bad thing packaging on it, I think that's the butt hole, but maybe that's the vagina wow. It is a supertype. Let me just talking like this. You can't give me one slash two. I can wear it up. I don't want to have to have a Lupe one have a lupe if you guys wanna Lupe shoes on the Howard Stern, show
it's like Christmas. This is a no motherfucker clear, the table of all the junk tha. This is way less annoying than the way I used to have it set up. Yeah, there's some jock on the table. How about this I'll? Take this down move this way without help. It does look a little bit how about that? I'm cleaning up for you guys, that's the difference between the Ustream crowd and the the Iphone Ipad Ipod Crab. So that's the flesh, like fellow bucket, enjoy got stamina, training, unit, yeah yeah, that's to practice to be longer in bed. It says every man knows the only way to get better is the practice you can last ten minutes in the unit. You can last twenty minutes in bed with anyone. Wow, that's bull, that's strong words. That was one of things that this guy was telling us, which one of the more fascinating things about this whole thing was the actual therapeutic applications of the flesh light, and this sounds like nonsense sounds like someone's just justifying trying to fuck a rubber pussy, but no what they use them for a bunch of different therapeutic reasons, and one of them is people in certain religions are allowed to touch their penis and because they're not a lot of touched, a penis these guys, he said that hasidic Jews in particular, actually have a hard time, um orgasm ing when they have sex with women, because they're so used to like fucking pillows, because they do most their masturbation like grabbing a sheet or grabbing a pillow. This is his words, not mine this. This could be totally nonsense. I don't know.
I'm not researched this at all, that's my caveats, but he said that the flesh light is actually covered by some insurance policies as therapy as sexual therapy to get them to learn howto orgasm with a vagina instead of fucking like some rough pillow. So I don't know I have not validated this. I don't know if that's true, it totally makes sense to me and the other reason for the fresh flesh light. Is it trains guys not too prematurely ejaculated and guys who have problems with premature ejaculation? They can practice in the flesh light. That's the idea you're supposed to take this to about that, doesn't feel good, hard ass tube in there yeah don't get too crazy. Don't pull your dick outside I'll, fucking, panic, so um, so I don't think there's any look. Obviously we all masturbate it's it's silly at this point in the stage of life. T deny that it doesn't make any sense dumb. So if we all masturbate what is that what's wrong with this thing, you know what's wrong with this. You want to create. I do things like smoke. Cigarettes are used to smoke cigarettes in the car and have a boredom.
Of my hand, I think therapeutically I could put this in my car and stop smoking cigarette just finger. It doesn't feel so good. I mean don't touch my like like like that feels good. That feels like I'm playing with the stress balls, but actually it feels like I'm ten percent woman doing it wow ten percent strong numbers, a strong number son. I think there is a lot of things like that, because there was something else he was saying about people like a lot of medical reasons. It was something else that he said. Besides that religion there was like doctors that would use it for well. We were talking code recovered that doctors use it for premature ejaculation, an for religions that don't masturbate your way too hot. To be talking right now, with my lady he's blasted sees distracted, that's why I try to keep the That away from forty I took one too many hits today did take one too many went over the deep end being outside it's my fault, so.
What what I don't understand and I don't wanna- I don't wanna. I definitely want to hear from you guys just let me know on twitter at Joe Rogan, I'm just my name now Joe Rogan used to be d, o t e n e t dot net, because some dude cyber squatting on my name, but I got it back. Thank you very much, twitter. My count got verified on that shit, but I want to know: do you think it's ridiculous, because I think it's ridiculous and what is there is a really ah bunch of you out there. That would not want to see something that I'm doing whatever the fuck. It is because you know that I support rubber pussy's, like is it possible that that could cost somebody business? I mean in this day and age when the fucking Pope okay, is not being brought to justice for shielding child molesters you're really gonna get upset at me. If I endorse a rubber puts me, the Pope is endorsed by the goddamn presidents of every goddamn country in the world, and this guy shielded shielded.
Files, I mean it's a fact he did he's is a part of the problem with the catholic church that mother accepted everywhere but I'll be about, and I can compare myself to the Pope. I guess I am folks are just. I don't know why this is some grandes grandiose delusions of grandeur in my head. I connect my eyes because I always want to wear dole. Bathrobe show show up for work dressed like Maryland, but you know I don't think, there's anything wrong with. Obviously you don't either we all we all do it. I don't think there's anyone with a product that makes masturbation easier or better that's what it is. I support it and you know so, I'm I'm I'm not gonna, listen to my managers and then turned to go so no he made it, but all of them. You made an awesome point like women in their and vibrators. That's almost you know when people get married at like bachelor, you know party to step. That's like a joke. You know that's like yes and that's your twin guys. I've never really had any any any realize yet toy right now. True, this is the first one that that and yeah actually makes sense. In this interview your hand when you use something, I feel a hundred times better yeah those are yeah. I can't wait to it and I made a cantaloupe put it in a marker, microwave put a little hole in it and warm it up a little, and we that first wait a half hour. In effect, this is huge with bad candle up as you move right. You done that before I've done it before it's great, because you, after you.
You could totally eat it, so just wash it out, don't be done there yeah. They are rude. Someone calling me what, during my podcast, I would shut off. The newer was jump from management, although there is they're, they're they're, listening to the podcast right now, like he man. Let's not talk about this man yeah this type of put this out there. What if he is a man that finding Amanda that's cool, but I can't stop. If you start talking about notice and the Slayer is sellers, the call right we're talking about an arm. You know, I see what they're saying they're trying to protect me from like you know, if I had to do a show, like fear factor some like that, maybe that could be a problem in horses. Sticks yeah. I feel you gotta. Take me as I am you know, and I'm not a bad guy. When I'm not, I don't. I don't want to do some sort. I don't want to do a fear factor again. I really don't. I mean it's so tempting not to for the money, but I got to do something more interesting are going to ship that I like doing, because I have so much more fun. So it's almost like getting in bed with a flashlight. It's like protects me from doing anything stupid, but I know all do for money. You know it's just so easy with something. Like fear. Factor comes along and I came gonna give you all this money every week and I have to do, is just show up and watch people. You know do stupid. You like it so easy to get that money. It's.
So difficult, but you've gotta pass on it. You really d'oh, because if it was good that I did it, but a certain point time, you have to pass on doing those things, because if you don't you're, just gonna be better you're talking about by the way you talk about old tv while, while you're doing new tv yeah well this this is wait. This is way easier. This look, we could have never had a fucking show like this. That reaches as many people as this thing does, including the um. You know the podcast on Itunes and this thing on Ustream and there's there's no fucking way. We could have ever gotten someone to agree to. Let us practice a tv show, that's what we're gonna do. We're gonna start off just fucking around with boxes of shit behind me, piled up on the desk and then eventually we're gonna move on to like trying to have like a real show like a desk and real microphones, and the sound is much better with a top end. Mp, three recorder and the next thing we got you stream producer, we're gonna, have high def cameras in here and eventually gonna figure out how to do it all through a try, castor, so that we can have a background will put a green screen up behind us. We never thought that this was gonna happen. This is just a goof, and this this is not. This is any big deal like this could have happened, but it's it's this easy and this fund and people would enjoy it. This much. You could never have never done this on television, they would never let me and if they did, they would never. Let me just do it the way we did it just wing it and talk about whatever for the first fucking ten weeks, we didn't even have a plan. What we're gonna talk about, we would just get in there turn it on and just talk about it. You know, so I completely lost with you. I could believe you lost what I'm saying I I know what my point is. My point is that this is new tv in your right and it protects me really. If I do something like the flashlight or any any ridiculous should I do it protects me from doing any dumb fear factor type shit in the future. It's so funny because there is a
Pretty direct line on the old tv where the new tv is mixing with the old tv right now was watching family guy and the episode involved a dog licking out a baby's asshole, but it was on the last episode had that we're buying the dog ate out Stewie's Asshole clean shit office as how's it possible. They were talking about masturbating having a problem with masturbating wow. That's incredible! I have to see that episode. It's the best episode download last episode of family guy they're trapped in a bank, a bank vault or something like that, and it is so fucking ridiculous, get away with regular primetime television, we're talking about fucking and rubber yeah. I think when you're successful as they are or successful a south park, is you basically can do whatever the fuck you want, because people want to be on your show, you know advertisers. Rather they want to advertise on. Your show. You shows gigantic. South park is just got such a loyal legion of followers at this point time, until the Mohammed thing they've pretty much got away with doing like almost anything they wanted for a long time. That's great about the Mohammed, because that in New York City, they just captured the guy the bomber and the connection that people are starting to make between a republican senator some like that.
That they think there might be a connection between the two, but they haven't proved anything yet well. You know I mean I that's a good thing to speculate automatically the righty connection, but you know who the knows yeah. Well, yes, man, what a thirty one they do list, listen man, people people are that dumb. There are people that really do believe that you're not supposed to make fun of them at all and if you do you're supposed to die like that, they are, though, that's the worst example of human beings in the world and the problem with the Middle EAST. This is what I've always talked about. I've talked about as a joke in my act, but it really is kind.
True one of the reasons why the they're they're soul, arcane, in their ways, we don't try to justice on one of the reasons why they're so our team in their ways, is that that's where culture like began, the oldest known civilization, that we know of is to mare and that's where Iraq is so basically like the people that are still in that area. Like the counties of the world, I mean they're, really stock on some multi thousand year old trick and us being in America, and it's not that America is better than other countries, but though one advantage that America has, as it were, the most recent country, so we're all from somewhere that sucked everyone of us here is, but we came from somewhere that socked or answers came from somewhere that sock and they congregated to this one place to get the most fresh ideas, supposedly to be the most progressive because they're at the mode that the furthest at ahead of the curve. But people in like the Middle EAST, that's the for release! That's the beginning, point of the curve, the door. They really are the townies of the world and that's what is the problem with this cartoon thing is that these mother really do
believe that there's some magical motherfucker that you're not supposed to draw- I mean it's bananas. You know that that is the enemy of evolution. This ancient ideology, this multi things fucking ridiculous idea that somehow or another several one thousand years ago, they had it wired. They had it figured out back then, even though they didn't know Jack shit about medicine about the constellations didn't know anything, but they had it wired. They knew they knew. What was going on. What the fuck are you talking about? It's ridiculous, the fact that there's people willing to die for that that in two thousand and ten that is still rocking, it is a basic it's amazing, yeah conquers. In the same way to do personally, I think that the scariest thing is not even the Middle EAST. I don't think the scariest thing in this world is that ideology. I think that's very scary, but to me what's scarier is what's happening in Mexico and the fact is Mexico's connect.
Us and Mexico is the middle of gigantic gang wars between the police and these gang cartels that have billions of dollars. These guys have insane amounts of money because that's the only way to make money, so it's basically like minutes on the only way to make money in Mexico. So I'm saying I'm saying you know they they're totally illegal to sell cocaine. It has to be sold illegal. You can't so legally. We can't regulate it and tax it. You can't do anything with it. You have to sell it illegally, so people gonna, buy cocaine to gonna, buy cocaine from Mexico and is someone's gonna get that money we'll talk to any of that money. Well, these drug lords have all that money and now they're, more powerful than the police and they've got us. Troops are going in there. Now. If I can help it out, I mean it's bananas down. There do there's they're ward in the streets with tanks with bananas. People are still going there for vacations, but they have to I like the last spring break. That was still one of the hot spots for people to go for spring break is over. They were Muslims, we'd, be far okay, the fact that they're Christians and then on into blowing themselves up for you know for Jesus they're, they're they're into you know you mean the what what's going on it's it's a lot of money and a lot of influence, a lot of people that you know get illegal money and they're dominating the the actual political system over there, and as many as they try to raid there's so many more of them. It's such a hard fight because they let them like dig in and get infested, there's so many gigantic cartels with just tons and tons of money and guns, it's so frightening, but if they like, if they were the enemy, if that was like a Muslim, and I mean if we, if we, if I like, if like Pakistan, was right next door to us and she was going down, it would be even scarier. You know it really was. For some reason the Mexicans are blaming the Americans. It's really interesting. It's like mexican people are pretty proud. People and that they're not blaming a lot of family yeah they're not going to with half of the family. It's also the mean it's really clear. What what happened they wanted Mexico wanted to make drugs legal, they want to decriminalize or make a legal and make it so that people can Salomon Tax, seminal and United States said no way like no way, and if you don't have laws and you you know, you're involved in a business like selling drugs, you're going to have criminals, because even when you have laws, we have things like pharmaceutical companies. May pharmaceutical companies are basically legal drug dealers and they're dealing ship that kills mother every day. There's always people dropping off from Viking in and Percocet I mean when I got my nose fixed when I got my deviated. Septum operated on the good doctor gave me two of value. No was a a viking in and Percocet. He gave me a prescription for ball and I looked at him like man. This stuff is bad for you like how else is gonna hurt? Is gonna hurt way more than it hurts right now? I I really is deal with, like it being annoying than get hooked on some crazy pharmaceutical pills that, like a dick, do you like what, like thirty percent time, how many people get addicted of items like time closer they they give this thing that I can handle what white after I decided not to accept the prescription. A study came out showing that the the FDA Food and Drug administration they're they're, going to to recommend like cutting way back on prescriptions, and I like to recommend the doctors did not prescribe them because of liver damage because of addiction. I have probably for half full bottles of making their and just from going to the stand, they talk to you sometimes huh the talk to you, the Viking bottle yeah. Only when I sleep like in the middle a nine week, I will be coming my hair. Go to you really stressed right now. You know. Actually I hate most chew me up man, I hate fighting. I hate feelings too. I still growths in a divided and I've only done Viking, and once when I had my first knee operation, I'm at three knee operations to ACL reconstructions, one minuscule surgery and the the first time I had the ACL done. It was pretty painful because they do what's called patellar tendon graft scar that goes from here to here and what they do. Is they take a chunk of bona your knee and a chunk of bone and your shin and they caught. This big tendon is one of the kind of slice of it off with the bone, and then they open you up like a fish and they drill it in place, so they take this tended and they make it smaller to make you a fake tendon for the ACL, and it's apparently was supposed to like physically stronger than the original is yeah. The point is your hope. You got holes in your bones and screws on your bones and it hurts like a when you get up, especially when you're sitting down and you get up it's way more pay. I have the other one done with a cadaver, so I got a dead dude in this name, but the one with the the ACL where they do the surgery to take it off. The ball is way way way more painful. You gotta get up in the counselors watching tv, it was just like hot lava. Just hot legs is gone right into my bones. It was so painful minutes ago, like it and those only time I ever took one, and I felt so she do yeah so rugged and my jaw was slack and I was watching tv and I thought to myself while was under it. I was like. I will never take this dumb again. The stuff is terrible. Yeah, some people are the exact opposite. They'll give you twenty bucks well the way, but basically we're trying to say, is: there's no difference between Viagens inherit it heroin in Oxycontin. Here when a really the same thing, there's no difference to pharmaceutical companies and drug dealers. The only difference is the drug dealers don't have to. They don't have to work within the law, the pharmaceutical companies they have to bribe politicians. They have to, they have to wax. Doctors know to do what doctors they take. Everybody out dinner, MRS Rogan, is her. Mom is a nurse and that she's she works of these forms to companies, these nurses. They don't make much money and they don't get to go to fancy dinners. Well, the pharmaceutical companies come along, say: hey Viagra's, gonna, take us on a nice day and they all get to go to a nice. Restaurant have a nice meal, and it's all on these pharmaceutical companies. They pay for the drinks that pay for everything, and so these people are more likely to talk nice about the pharmaceuticals, so they prescribe a more you know it's up about. That is I've thought about that. Also, when I go to the doctor, the other is that the doctor was a poor example right, that's a good one right! I went to the doctors the other day for acid reflux because it sometimes after he'd like to much caffeine, onions or drink too much. My I kind of have to look at acid coming up from my throat and make my throat feel tight and all these other. You have this for a long time I have for what so finally went to the doctor. The other day, digestive doctor, I told everything I had and he's like. Well, let me give you some samples. He gave me a garbage bag, almost full of the samples called the blue pill, dot com- I don't remember what the name of it. That's the blue pill that comic right right now and I'm thinking you know what I wonder if this is even the best thing I could be taking right now or if this guy just got paid to give me a bottle in because, like twenty bottles of samples and coupons in books, it it is a and I I take it and I'm like yeah. I guess that kind of is better, but I don't know if I'm just tricking myself or if I have to go back and make a second appointment. You know just to be a look that whatever you gave me that's bullshit. Meanwhile, we know for sure the doctor's room for once before I'm sort of press. You know they give the money get money for they they were getting. I don't know if that's still true and still legal or if there's different states have different laws. I don't know how it all works, but from what I understand, doctors have been busted where they're getting a percentage of the amount of sales they have like say they sell. You know x amount of valium. They get a kick back from the pharmaceutical company. Not should absolutely be a leak. Yeah man, that's crazy! That's when Anna that's, hopefully, technology help that does so when they tried to prescribe something. Like a million topics, come text, your phone, you go. Actually, no, I'm gonna. Take this one, this one's better right. You know, like yeah, like an Iphone app that tells your doctors trying to get you yeah yeah. Just like you turn if you turn it on and with the dog. We're not trying to on doctors, notes that the whole system is up and when you're a doctor and you're struggling to get along and you have to pay an insane amount of malpractice insurance malpractice insurance for doctors, is God damn brutal, and then you have all these that want to sue you for nothing. For no reason for she getting wrong for you getting an affection for things are totally unavoidable and I'm not saying the doctor's perfect, but you know it's hard for doctors, their medical bills are or medical school bills are gigantic. The huge also some forms to somebody comes along and says: hey, you know, you're you're, still helping all these people you're still doing great things. We just would love it. If you would tell them, you know, take vioxx if you have arthritis right, so these doctors say yeah, I can do that. Will move will be in on a deal with you guys you could buy it yeah we give you a share. The company will give you a certain percentage for every you know, Vioxx body cell will give you x percent, and so they don't think they're doing anything wrong, Vioxx's, something that was created to help people. This person has a pain are given. This will help the pain. All profit in the end. Didn't think it's a bad thing, and the next thing you know they're prescribing it way more than they did before. Specially. Like ninety pills, you talk to like there's been many studies done on people take antidepressants and how people have gone to psychiatrist just for experimentation purposes, just write stories on it, I'm just saying I'm just having trouble sleeping at I was filled shitty all day. I don't know what to do here. Take this band. It's like that simple. I was a loft and feel better right, but you're just dishing out there, I just for a little bit and tell us how you feel whoa we're with human neurochemistry we're allowing these.
This pharmaceutical companies to do it. You can't do that mad there's got to be more oversight. I know there's a lot of money and far involved in pharmaceuticals, and I know that there's a lot of pharmaceuticals to do a lot of good for a lot of people. Not since I think bad about it, but there's got to be way more oversight. Is they have so much out there that you can get addicted to there's so much that will flock your life up and is readily available. Oxycontin is Percocet, Valium is Viagens, those SH, those things will crush you and that is somehow or another. Those guys are doing something that's way more acceptable. Then someone self pot or coke or fax, a rubber or fifty nine other virgin rich people are looked at as heroes, doctors and stuff. But yet, if you talk about this well, you know I mean to blip. Doctors are heroes, man, the doctors to fix me up, I'm in forever in their debt, the graphics, my nose, the guys of fix my knees. You know if it wasn't for them my nose with soccer. I would be able to walk that good. You know mean doctors are awesome, I'm not saying that I'm just saying we, we live in this ridiculous state of of Parker, see because you're certain drugs that we make it legal. You literally aren't supposed to have them. It's not that you can get them prescribed. If you need them or they can, you know, monitor. You know you're not allowed to big daddy. Who knows more than you tells you that if your with this drug, this job, we're gonna, lock you in a cage, but what the fly. Why is that is that set up so that the people who really appreciate and recognize the merits in the psychedelic drugs rise up, so they realize they have to read literally overthrow the the the culture of the way of thinking it did not overthrow rather but overturned. The way that, with the way the culture accepts drugs, because that's the only thing that seems to make sense all the beneficial ones legal you don't ever hear about someone talking about- they did Valium and and they they just really have this life, changing experience and learn to love everyone. Now you don't have that on Valium, I I felt connected to the universe. I realize that I'm just a part of a never ending process in my biology is trying to hold on to everything. That's where the insecurity comes from. You know. No, you don't get that from value. Okay, you get that from mushrooms and mushrooms grow outside and if they catch you with them, they put you in a cage. They come by your house, and you have mushrooms growing on your trip on your tree in your backyard. They are legally allowed to lock you in a box. They can take you and arrest, you yeah, that's nuts, bananas and that are enforcing all ridiculous. Thank you on the mexican people is why those drug cartels got into power. Is that a conspiracy theory perhaps is a little bit of tinfoil hat. Perhaps yeah maybe, but you know some action- foil hatches on the money, and I think it is with this. We live right next to a country, that's involved in a way more deadly war than the one going on in Afghanistan. War going on in Iraq, both of them combined, can't even touch the body counts that are happening in Mexico right next door. They're killing, mother they're going crazy over there do and you can get there by walking. You know I'm saying I mean we're all invested in Afghanistan securing Afghanistan. Meanwhile, we live right next to a third world country. We are connected to them with an invisible line and they're involved in the bloody is pharmaceutical war. That's ever been fought in the history of this earth. The illegal pharmaceutical war they're finding it with God, Damn tanks, they're fighting a pharmaceutical war with tanks, and that's what the warriors the worst, who gets the. So your is going to be people that have no law whatsoever, or is it going to be people that have lost? And if you say it's going to be people that have laws and that the other stuff you're not allow well, then someone's gonna sell other stuff is a God. Damn demand for the danger. Is that right? I did you know about this West Hollywood like yesterday, or something that woman walks into a target.
West Hollywood, it just starts fucking, stabbing or shooting people, think shooting people shot, four people and finally was taken down, but I can't say I think you gotta do a Google thistles, the age of the internet, so you can't be using like one thousand nine hundred and eighty four type storytelling skills we'll give. Why look this up? Give some facts about target. Well target is an awesome place. If you want to buy some shit, they usually have it. There, however, target would not carry the rubber pussy no target frowns upon the rubber. Woman, stabs, four people in so it is stabbing in West Hollywood, she's thirty, four years old, with the store,
Text, shoppers with a butcher knife, get a steak knife and off duty, La County, Sheriff's, deputy and store security guards, apprehended her. Thank God. Those guys were there. Thank God, someone some fucking balls. I hope they brain that bitch. When they took her out. There should have just shoved that fucking knife right into our heart. You know you're in the middle of a battle, a knife battle with a knife wielding assailant. You should just stick that fucking thing right there neck. She was yelling, I'm bipolar, there's no witness protection program. Oh god see at that point. We have to know when to kill people, we really do.
You can't bring that person back and re introduce him to society. This life is short and you have fucked it up. So bad there's just no way it coming back from that. We just got to start from scratch and it sends a message to all the other people out there. Thinking about going nutty, don't go that nutty! Alright, stop don't go running into target fucking stabbing people were not going to allow that shit. Jesus Christ, you know we're so God, Damn tolerant of fucking low.
He's just kill him. Have you seen those back yeah? We talked about it. The other day we were talking to the flashlight yeah, the new, the new uh piercings, where they have up and down your back. They have hoops and then they take laces and go back and forth like it's a dress and a tie like bows and stuff, but yeah. I was thinking you know. How crazy is that even piercings, our crazy, remember back in the day, was left hoop right hoop and it was the ring single eyebrow yeah right. If you're really nutty, you want eyebrow and it moved on to the belly button and then, like some crazy girls, got nipples and CL it's now, they're fucking making clothes out of your skin, like. I think you should probably talk to that microphone. More put the let's pumped up. Is it yeah? Okay? But it's getting to the point where now it's like, like laces back and forth and you're making skin dresses? That's how crazy piercing is yeah. What he's talking about is a SIRI's of loops that these women are putting on their bodies and their back and they make it like shoe. Laces fucking, it's the trickiest thing ever when you see someone, that's agro doesn't give a fuck alright yeah, once you won't even blink if you fuck her in the ass she'll, be like what there was a standing outside of my grocery store, trying to do Greenpeace, whatever that shit is because he had the whole thing up and down with a brawl. You think that that's the message, but the message is that they, just they can take all sorts of crazy pain. That's the sexiness of the message. I think that would people are just getting weird about skin yeah, but it's not maybe the sexiness of the message. What it is is that you know what you're doing is you're taking lust to the next level, because everything has got to go to the next level. Now, because we have this crazy access to information, you know, like people are fucking way different than they fucked like in. Like the nineteen seventies, you know. No one is accepting. You know lights out, you know just fucking and no dirty talk. No, nothing.
Missionary style rollover risk and I go to sleep, no one's accepting that everyone's going lobster style- and this is all because of the internet, because pornography has changed the way people look at sex, and you know what they're talking about a lot of people talking about. There's a problem with young girls right now, getting all sorts of problems with their butt holes because they're having butt sex like a early and all the time. Yeah. There's gonna be a lot of thirty year old women in a couple of years, from now just diapers on that video fashion with your pampers, oh my god. No, you know what to be gonna be the big operation is not going to bow talks. It's gonna be getting your butthole tight yeah get your bundle brought back to reality like a filter that for a while, I'm gonna have to use a colostomy bag for a little while to your Buttle gets recovered from the surgery. That's it's really man! That's that's! What are these people doing their? You know what they're doing they're getting it they're, getting everything to the highest level possible. That's what these piercings air about? That's what why guys think girls were tattooed up or sexy? What's sexy about tattoos, if you have tattoos, you know how much fucking pain it causes so goddamn pain Paul. So you see someone with tattoos like that, someone who doesn't give a fuck, you know that's the sexiness of it but shit. Where were bananas man, our society is going in a very, very, very, very strange direction three days and it's it's the age of information. Is it's not necessarily aiding entirely because people aren't necessarily using the information on the internet to make an objective opinion they're, usually trying to find stuff that reinforces their own current very tempting thing. You know you gotta, look it like with ideas in the internet. You gotta look at both sides of it, but a lot of people aren't so it's like almost helping retards be retarded if they can find other. You know sites and say the earth is flat and dinosaurs lived with people six thousand years ago. As long as you can, you can find plenty of sites. If you look around it tells you that evolution is retarded. You could have plenty of science that will have guys who are doctors and their scientists, and they are telling PETE, meaning they're, obviously crazy, but they're telling people that the earth is only six thousand years old and carbon dating is not real and that evolution is a myth and that you know we had to come from somewhere. So there has to be a god and that you know the Bible is improve the Bible. Mathematically, like they start talking, naughty talk and these air doctors and scientists. So if you just look for them, you'll you'll decide on their point of view. You know I mean if you just like look at any one side of any issue you can. You can get your answers reinforced. So the problem with that is people just getting their answers, reinforce our questions rather reinforced they're, not necessarily like learning. You know, they're finding other retards have set up web sites that confirmed they're retarded ideas. You know that's that's kind of a little bit of a problem. That's one problem with the internet. You know the other part of it is just magnificent. The other part of it is people who are open minded who are really using it. Is this crazy network of information and they're really learning like that, this incredible exponentially expanding rate like we're, learning shit and we're so much more aware of shit that our parents were was so much more aware of information, there's so much more shit going on that you have to store in your head. I mean it's what the what what what what I talked to my mom about like the world like what's going on the world? It's I feel like I'm talking to my daughter. I mean it's like it's. You know, there's there's a level of understanding that our civilization or are generation has reached that really hasn't been reached before. Is that just an age thing, though? No it's the infant, it's the internet, man, the internet, yeah, I mean it's acceleration. I mean. I think our parents were small.
Than their parents and their parents were smarter than their parents, and you know it's always been that way that we evolve and as we evolve, we get brighter and you can see that in culture. You could see that in, like the movies that you used to watch the nineteen forties, their fucking horrible, I mean they're way worse than the bad news. Is you don't even have the nineteen forties the other day? I watch reality bites. Don't you remember that what's his name Ben Stiller, Janeane Garafalo, had all these famous people awesome sound? What was the other one that you were telling me that you made your girl watch your you thought it was an awesome movie at the time, but it was fucking terrible attitude. What was that? Oh can't buy me? Love? Oh reality, bites those were the Mcdreamy during the dream is in it and he used to mow lawns and hot dragged. All those brush was delivering pizzas and that the same one knows everyone paid the most popular girl to be his girlfriend for a while, and then he became too popular and then she still cranberry juice on a dress. But I want that theater date with awful, but reality bites horrible, like really uncomfortable to watch and then but the worst disturbing thing is ice, have a crush on Janeane Garafalo back in that time period, like oh she's, hot.
Girl, I see so high. I looked at that movie almost puked, because how ugly she was- and I want to know what the fuck would be so mean. Don't be rude, that's rude, you're, being no in the movie used to have different phases. You stay character in that this is what happened. You used to have different tastes. Now your intellect the porn star, look
cool, that's all you know, but back then you know that's what it is. Everybody has a look watch, the movie. You can see the line or maybe I don't want, because it's ridiculous, listen, that's not what's what's important. Is the evolution of culture? What's important conversations, not your weird things, hello! My I'm just saying I have all that new to me is. I don't have. I feel like that, could look. I watched altered states. It was terrible right. All justice totally does not hold up moving through me. That movie changed my life because that's the movie that got me into the isolation tanks. If it wasn't for altered states, I probably never would have a tank in my basement. It will not take. My basement has changed the way. I look at the world that thing is like my reset button. Whenever I got anything, that's with my head that tank kicks me the real deal every time. It's like my guide book. It's like literally to me my I switched things like my connection to the Spirit world. It's like my Spirit guide. It sounds completely retarded and gay and it sounds new eighteen, but that's what it feels like when I get in there and I just zone, I just disappear. My body disappears, when my mind has no sensory input. What I'm just floating through space in that tank, I get truth. I get straight truth about everything. I've ever done about everything that I've ever done, where I was the douche bag, anything that I've ever watched were. You know like I I can like we watch like the things that happened in my life and see where I've personally made mistakes, things that I've done well things. I could have avoided reasons why people are upset me look everything in case you and then it kicks me everything about one of my doing wrong in my personal life. What am I doing wrong? In my career, what am I doing wrong my comedy when I doing wrong in my writing: here's what you could eliminate here's, what you can do better, the almost never like itself, never appraising thing. It's always like a ruthless self examination experience. It's never like experience like yeah. I'm awesome here, I'm in the water. Never it's on.
Always uncomfortable, but after you get out of it man, you have a newfound appreciation and respect for life, you know and that that experience would not have happened. If I didn't watch that movie altered states and get get confused. Meanwhile, watch that I couldn't watch the whole movie shut it off. It was a piece of shit, those old movies, just don't hold up e t. I watched out the other day and remember what it was like. I could believe this is an alien I saw the other day he's like e t and I can stop any rocks when he stopped rocking. It's so bad. It's amazing yeah the technology available today, a random dude with a pc who knows howto, encode three d animation. He could make something of his own computer and literally have a texture to and everything. It would be way better than me to imagine what you could do that with avatar graphics. What is that would be? Fifteen years, fifteen year old things in fifteen years, shit is happening so quickly, man with the internet, with the level of complexity that they can pull off an animation. Now, it's just astounding mean avatar still looked a little off, but the reason why they got away with it looking a little office that they used monsters and shit that you don't know in real life. So you know you look at it and you go down Spain. You can tell it's fake, but like you've watched like I am legend, I am legend. Is this shit, but when they had those lions, you like get outta here. Those lions look so bad here, they're, making a sequel today hopes the city. I love that movie. That movie was fun uh, the inn in the scene, where he shoots the lion or he shoot he's going to shoot a deer and a lion takes out the dear it looks so bad. It looks so corny and fake it. So it should be totally unacceptable, like they really should have to film in another way. You should have to do it in the dark, where I can't see it where it happened so quickly. But what you show me it's just dog shit for a movie. That's that powerful. They can't totally re, create real life and because of that, they can't totally re, create people yet, but they can really re, create monsters, shit that they make up, they can make shit. They invented. Look fucking, amazing, King Kong, how good the king on that was possible. I just saw it the other day. Also in that was still looks good dude. I don't even watch that movie. You know what I do with that movie. I turn it on to the scene where King Kong's fucking shit up me jack. I almost do I scratch my chest. I get you hitting footage of you watching King Kong by us. That might be hard for you. Oh I've always been obsessed with primates. I have a giant poster King Kong. It's like twelve feet. Tall grown flashlights around like buck in apes. I have just a smidgen, more monkey and me than the average person I feel I feel very connected to the monkeys. I get angry when I go to the zoo and I see the monkeys in the cage. I always want to let him out like that yeah. I think you're a little kid big, curious, George Man, Sicilian, those are their monkeys, their way closer to monkeys and regular people. There's there's something about my my ancestors: the way they used to yell at each other. It's just like.
To the fucking chips, my grandmother used to fucking scream at my grand she didn't give a fuck that I was there should give a fuck that I was three or four or whatever the fuck. I was I'd, be standing right next door and my grandfather built it. My grandmother was always late for everything. My grandmother was crazy. She, my grandmother, did time. Okay, this is crazy. My great grandmother worked for the mob, but she didn't I'm crazy. My grandmother's bananas, but she would fucking scream Joe. Don't let me down that's my grandfather's name was Joe. Her name was Joe. She would flock and screaming and he would have to eat it. Like a that's, like a chimp case, I wasn't. I was in the lion cage way. You always seem like a lion. If I had to describe you know what Brian was an animal, what would he be family? What are you what's your son? You don't have a monkey side if they had a monkey said. I'm sure I was a human ear tigers. You get upset when you go to this.
It doesn't it drives me cry more, like wow, don't tell your. I d drives me, but I'm just not that I don't. I don't care about the dumb animals like I don't freak out. When I see a walrus, a Wall Ball risk kiss my yeah give a about you you're, just dumb. You know what he doing. I want to kill you, I don't hurt you. I wanna cause, you pain for no reason, but I don't give a about you with your movies. You can coming out. It's not my movies movies. Kevin just broke the fella and it comes out in October yeah. I see little clips where I had to do voice or is gonna, be fun yeah. It's a funny movie Kevin Celera's she's, a very funny guy, he's awesome at that that the whole physical comedy thing and doing it with all these animated animals, an animated animals of pretty dope, really yeah they just they just change the miles or make the mouse mobile. Real animals have to train real animals, do certain things and then they like add animation to it. You know, then they have like one guy. In a monkey suit that one guy was really funny walked into a car accidentally knocked himself host, it was really up. You know, because he had the thing heart rate: the background, the door. This car just fell over out cold. He didn't see comedy walk right into a door. This stunt men, men, stunner savages. These guys are not so bad to do that. I met on fear factor and to do that, I work with.
The guys on this US to keep remove because there's a lot of crazy stunts. I I crashed a bike. It wasn't supposed to do my own stunts, but I had this bike scene with me: cabin one chasing them and you know what I'm trying to reach him. I crashed my bike three or four hard times really hard times, one where I go over the handlebars to the concrete did I went over the bars. I grabbed the the front brake accidentally squeeze too hard and I just went over the top. I was only one hand. It does try to grab him from just improvise on the scene. I launched myself but somehow or another. I was fine but someone other artists, the the the whatever the the clear headedness or the you know the peace of mind to gather myself. You know I knew I was going over this and just land correctly right. He rolled or something something I got lucky all the time. The only thing I did, I got a scratch on my shin, but do that crashed hard like four times? I did a crest recently that if I could easily broken wrists or something this is one time when I went down. Where was pretty hard, I went over the handle bars and I got a hold of. I hit the ground first with my hands and my face. My chain hit the ground yeah, but I absorbed it. I pulled back enough. It was like just enough level headedness where id I wound up enough and I'm because you have to almost fall and you're, always like rolling with you get comfortable with that like yours around, it's like it's normal normal feeling, but do not gonna got up like a loss of teeth yeah. I I just got a bike recently and I did the same thing. Rick went over my handlebars because I hit a curb. It was dark out and hit a curb and it didn't like pop. You just went straight down percent after the overwhelming, and I I felt like my season like my gun and use pregnancy, but I landed okay, but I think I could died there. That's some scary. Bicycles are scary. When your phone man yeah, I just read to mark about some woman who just got paralyzed from horse racing horse jumping same Krista, Reeve did right jumping over in hurdles and like that, that's some scary, dude. You don't need to be doing that people in it all taken from a guy was involved. The UFC and just to get to it sounds ridiculous, but you did see the future. If you trust your partners, you pretty safe bet, I mean I'm doing it all the time and I've only been injured a few times and one of the injuries was in an old and you know I had one acl and meniscus tear from my old taekwondo days and that one re injured first and you get to that. I I I enjoy the other leg, but that's over function. I've been doing it now for fourteen years. That's a long time. You know I only have a few minor injuries and to roll like all the time, because, most of time your own would do. She could trust- and you know, you're not gonna and dump each other on each other's heads. You're, not gonna you're, not gonna, hurt each other. If you don't have to look when you get an armbar set me back off before you know, you know you know. What to do. Is. Is God you know, you don't hurt each other so, but you could trust people. You can't trust the horse. You can't trust a horse if the horses decides this just big those legs and you're done sign. You can go flying you're you're on a giant super powerful animal animal that show strong. It can run like what fifty miles an hour with a personal. It's back. Are you kidding me you're gonna, go off like a pillow. You just gonna, go flying off United Gonna believe how, like you feel that horses stops and just rolled his muscular shoulders up into it. You just warm like your last spring, my first right into the dirt smack me in that is now how cool would it be? If none of us had cars because, like gas, when out we'll have to get worse, is we all had our own horse and like every time we hung out, we all had our horses together. That's ridiculous is
What is yours breaks his leg? You gotta shoot him in there. I know nothing, that's terrible, but then we're going to force her to our friends, horses would mate and have a baby horse. It would be cool, just have your own horse. She definitely had one extra head, I think, should not have had that third head. I think it's cool question district, where it would be nice if you were with the horse and you treated very well from the time it was young. So we had an awesome relationship with the horses right, but that's not always going to be the case, and it's going to be like you go to a dog park with your dogs is always going to be some douche bag. With this fucking dog that wants a bite, everybody's dog. You know and that's going to be what it's gonna be like with horses, but you can't trust people to raise the horses correctly. So you have a bunch of horses out there that are douche bag horses going to get mad at your horses. You have douche bag whore gang wars. That would be awesome. But it would be awesome to have a horse what else boy well, I wish unicorns are real,
if you had money, what would you get? I get a pony, can't get a pegasus? What if we run out of oil,
but I don't know if I can go, we all go back to that. I mean crazy. It's really ridiculous. How short appear to time to put this on my twitter this week go just thinking about how nutty it is that two hundred years ago, the fastest way to get around was on the back of an animal two hundred years ago. That's nothing! Think of it and there was no photographs in the best way to get an image of someone was to draw two hundred years ago. That's nothing! That's a blink in time, Jesus Christ and it's all because of you know, technology and an oil. Unfortunately, so we got the oil all the plastic, all the we use. I mean how much is boiled like in in our life. It's totally is the main thing for almost all the war effort, Legion and oil together, yeah. Well, you know. There's people that believe that religion and oilers stuffed in together. You know on purpose just to make you know easier to control the oil. You know whether or not the sort of you know I mean the the you know the idea that the CIA is involved in all these. You know: secret shadow government organizations are involved in creating drama term also we always have an enemy over there. That's a very real theory, and- and you know, if you talk to people understand, you know how the United States is involved in other countries and and how well you know we do sell arms to people like. I ran.
In Iraq we do, you know, provide them with weapons and we played ball size. The fans will provide their enemy was shipped to we create we create drama, as we can go in there and clean it up. We should find a way to make money off of religion, oil, combining the two like a Jesus oil. I think there will be the people involved, the oil business for all the people that are supporting the conservative right. But at this point I think the concert, the the I think, everybody's involved. You know, I don't think it's just the conservatives. I think it's just the Republicans. The Democrats are just as like I mean don't, but I believe Obama was in favor of offshore drilling and I think there's so much pressure that we need to relieve ourselves of the the need for foreign oil that they, you know that they were in support of it. I think everybody was in support of it look, it seems like a great idea. I was I mean the. I thought it was a good idea, I'm like if they don't spill that should it doesn't seem like they do. Very often I was like well hey if they know what they're doing that's the problem, if they know what they're doing so, I was in favor of it too. Until I saw this one's like okay, this is crazy. I got it know that this could happen. I thought that if something breaks you shut it off, you know I thought you have like some sort of a fail safe like I can't believe they had no back up plan like there's. They don't know the exact estimate, but one of the estimates is forty thousand we're talking about forty thousand gallons a day. That's the same here think how many, how much oil that is? Well, I think I've been the ocean, is what I've heard. Hundreds of thousands of heard, a million gallons a day. I've heard all these different for four hundred thousand, but even if it's a thousand gallons of oil a day, even that we see this flick, the switch gigantic pretty fun you can see with the satellite. I hate scenic animals that they're calling other funds is and stuff like that. Well, the one of the ways that people describe me they're, saying that it could be apocalyptic like that was the language of the use, apocalyptic apocalyptic and just sells more t, shirts Joe. Is that what it is? I don't know dude it's. It seems pretty book at look at I'm we're looking at images right now and you can't see because you're not here, but the streak is giant Cantik.
Okay, forty two thousand gallons of oil per day. That's what that's what these people are saying I mean who knows if they're right nobody's down there with a fucking, a measuring spoon measuring spoon welcome. I have been talking about nobody's down there measuring for real, but it is an insane amount of oil and it's leaking out every day and they don't know exactly how they're going to stop it, and I heard someone last night, but this is a dude in Jiu Jitsu class. So who knows if he was telling me the truth, it could have been just talking out of his ass, but he was saying that they could stop the oil, but the way they would have to stop. It is blow up well, they would have to blow it up and if they did that the oil would stop, but then they'd be fucked, because they don't want to do that because they have this well down there. They want to protect and they want to be able to turn it back on again. Eventually, if that's true, that's insane, if there really is a fix- and I have to do- is blow it up and they're worried, because this this company wants toe, continue toe pump oil out of there. Like you get number one, is you got to stop what you're doing you can stop all this oil coming out? You know, did you build you build? Well, you built it right. You built it. You're gonna have to build a new one. Okay, you can't salvage the parts of this while it's bleeding oil into the ocean. I mean that's bananas like if there really is a fix and the fix involves them destroying the whole thing. You've got to destroy the whole thing first and then read it.
I don't care how many years it takes to make one of those things it doesn't. That doesn't mean thing how many years is gonna take to clean up the fucking did can't you get a ship of cat litter and put it on it. Is that what you imagine is that simple cat litter just clung to it and all you do is pour bags of it. It would make these big gelatinous cat litter and oil. Glob boulders could be sitting on the bottom of the ocean floor and they were just scoop them. Like one of those cat, that's the issue, but I think more sense than what they're doing now they're not doing anything. Now that they've they've they've they've tried to stop and they've they've cut it back a little bit, apparently supposedly from them the most recent reports, but as far as getting it stopped or even under control. Tonight we close they could be a week away from doing something. You know they're talking about
A giant gold over it I mean the whole thing is ridiculous yeah. So I cannot have Superman movie that works in the garage or work in the US. It's bananas, the whole thing's been, and it's it's literally going to kill everything in that area. I mean this is. Those the slick I mean I'm looking at the images when they show him to you online and it doesn't seem real.
It does. It literally doesn't seem real look at this. There's images if you go to Earthobservatory DOT, NASA Dot, Gov that picture and producer and show everybody right now I can. How do I do that, save it on your desktop and then just throw it in there God, Damn Brian is so smart. Wake image as slick put that on my desktop and now I gotta you stream producer- and I just drag that in this- is not interesting at all from my friends that are listening online. Now. How do I do this think you add pictures of this picture open image, open image file, that's open, video file, ok,.
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And you see the size of this fucking oil slick on a satellite image and it's bananas. It's really hard to grasp it's so big and it's just nonstop and they don't even have it under control and it's just pumping oil and I don't know how the fuck they're going to. I don't know how they're going to fix that shit. I don't know I mean I don't think they know either man, I don't think they know add, live shot.
So we're back that's pretty dumb and powerful producer software, so you know it till we get off also fuels we're, never going to be able to avoid catastrophes that happen when, when oil spills there was another one that just happened where a and in the Malacca Strait an oil tanker exploded. This was yesterday in pack and beru. I don't know where that is. A crude oil tanker was reported to explode, like they explode that shit's flammable. You know I mean the if you can't get away from that. We have to you know as a as a as a species. We have to get past that they have to figure out the super duper. Smart dudes have to figure out some new way. You know right now, it's so hard to do that because of their system is so well based and it works so well. You know in the in a think about how much we travel think about everything you do basically is involved in going somewhere and burning fuel. You know, I'm never I'm! Now, I'm I'm I'm home for a few days. You know I'm home on here I mean I don't sometimes I never leave my house at all for a few days, but they're still like me, I'm using electricity. You know you're you're, you're, you're, constantly using things are made of plastic. You constantly produce crisp consuming things that people produce from oil, and I don't see that changing. How the is that gonna change, you know we would. We would have to come up with a new way to restructure the whole side, so they would have to be some sort of a reason to do that. To get away from the oil there have to be some drastic reason. It would have to be like a cataclysm. It would literally have to be something that reset society and causes us to start from scratch, because in ten last week run out and we're not gonna like we're, not gonna like pay attention. Until we run out, it's gonna, be like oh we're out now we do. You know like literally they're, not gonna they're, not like protecting us and giving us a nice safety nets of society can progress easily from here. Until then. It's not him yeah. Maybe it would maybe would help you know, but that's not going to fix everything. It's not a fix everything. It's it's the it's! Definitely we've got to do something this this oil thing this not work. It's true, I mean there's a lot of weird arguments about what will actually is, and some people believe that oil is some sort of a natural substance created by the earth was a whole book. I got only called black gold stranglehold. I have a bother to research online to find out if it's been totally disproven or whether it's bullshit, but this guy's argument is that the oil is in fossil fuels. It's not like really like plankton are dead. Plants are still like. That would would people assume that it is millions of years of that, but with a finite amount left on the earth, but actually it's some sort of a natural fluid that's produced by the earth and that that's the truth. If he's right- and it's probably not right, but if he is right- that's like the blood of the world like we're like little vampire bugs sucking off the blood of the world, that's to trip the mad, even if, if the fossil fuels I mean, I mean even even if it's not that you know, even if it is the the the the decay of you, know, things that exist on this earth and you know we're consumed by dathan and decayed and created this this substance that we use now, even if that's the case, then it's like the ship of the earth, then it's like we're sucking the should have your well either way. It's like we're sucking something out. That's a part of some sort of a natural cycle. You know it's all supposed to be in there. It's like it's, like literally like we're, like Myskina's man, really right. The end of the earth is us yeah. There is a we're. We're ticks sucking off the blood in the most progress that we've ever had in the history of our race was when we started sucking off the blood of the year when we started cannibalizing mother guy out, we started eating our mother. That's when everything started going awesome, so they created cars and computers and cell phones- and you know, Google Voice in your pocket. All that is all because that we have this oil, because we have figured out a way to to make sure that oil and we can transport ship with oil and get planes to fly using oil.
It's it's true. What what crazy society? One thing comes along combustion engines, figuring out how to use oil for plastic for fuel for all these different things and everything just goes by manis, and then the question is: what's next, have you heard about the smart? That's chip, yeah! Do you live he be our friend. Could he be over an epic game? Sent me this? You gonna, you gonna have to google this. You gotta, Google up smart dust. This is the most bizarre thing that I think I have ever heard in my life. These are listen to this. These. These are wireless devices that are the size of grains of sand inside these wireless device, the size of grains of sand. They have the ability to transmit wirelessly, they have a power source, they have the ability to receive and send data. They have the ability to take images. It's the size of a great CNN. This is on CNN. It is a of bananas and they're they're. Literally talking about this being this smart dust being a real world web and the idea is that wireless sensors, they they, that you can use these wireless sensors to monitor everything all over the world. All the time like literally there will be no privacy. If you think this smart desk probably would already have existed. You know if, if this was true stuff, it's probably already what is true stopped it directly in our room right now I mean you think they were even yeah, it's nice, but yeah, because what if they do use it first and then I think.
Science is pretty easy to track. I think it's pretty easy to track up to a certain point like what people are capable of, but this I mean this because I don't I don't know if the the guys who make the most money, the top scientists who they're incorporated by I'm not familiar with the scientific world, so I don't know if they they get record recruited by big corporations. Are they get recruited by the government makes who gets all the best scientists yeah? Who gets all the crazy genius? Do money money does right well, and while this thing is this, is this is a really bananas project? It's really hard to explain how crazy this is. There's a company called street lined it's installed, twelve thousand sensors on parking spots and highways in San Francisco and the sensors. What they know is whether or not there's a car in that spot and what they're going to do is going to figure out a way to give you data so say: if your yeah, I'm going no sixteenth street in Fairbanks, you know I need a part as far as any available. Yes, this one right here go, get it and they'll. Tell you whether or not there's traffic headed to that parking, spot traffic's clear, no cars nearby, but you can go that they'll. Tell you where the traffic is, when the sensors on the street we'll be able to pick up traffic and they'll know what speed it's moving out. There's there's gonna be no more speeding son, they they're gonna, be able to know who you are and how fast you're going all the time, but that's real! That's gonna suck! That's gonna fall! So there's not really any sports cars, no sports cars. You have to turn in. You should get some slow and it's going to have to only have you, the horses, bad discourse in the camp. It's not ethical, noted sense. Yeah yeah, you can't who cares about speeding on horses? Well, the sense is gonna, be the streets, so the bill itself tell your horse is going to. There was no speed limits when people have horses right. I don't think so, actually better to go off as fast as you could you could you rode the bus, so we're gonna go bad. If you felt as fast you could, you know.
We should take it easy, just play it safe. That's why I have letter shit on, let's just to help. You learn your fucking head on a cobblestone ST 'cause, the horse that could use a rat censored, Supertech Divorce, freaks out now, she's a fucking raccoon and you go fly and smash your head on the curb. That's it horses, horses, fucking oil. Well, this this real world web. That they're trying to create is one of the strangest inventions that I think I've ever heard about. I did not know that they were this far along. I mean these smart dust. Sensors can be relatively small and portable portable. What they're talking about with this is that they're going to they're going to have trillions of these things all over the world. I mean this is the idea behind it trillion possible, though, or is this just theory she would packards involved in there
Calling it they're calling at the central nervous system for the earth in the coming years, the company plans to deploy a trillion sensors all over the planet. What how bananas is the first of all how bananas is it that someone is letting them do that like you're, going to do what I can we vote.
This before you put, I think we have to Jesus Christ. You know there will be no privacy, there will be no privacy, it will be impossible. Yes, someone will be able to detect this can't happen because then, if it is like this, then we can put sensors in the White House. Yes, you can. Yes, you can dude I've been saying for a long time that I believe that the next stage of human beings, it's going to be the no secret state, that's gonna, there's gonna be some. I mean it's gonna, be eventually it's gonna get to the point where we can see each other spots and we can communicate with each other researchers, minds, memories, ideas we get each other's ideas directly from each other. That's the next stage, but it's not gonna, go directly to that. It's gonna take a little pit. Stop along the way in the pit. Stop is gonna. Take along the way is no more privacy. That's that's step number one before the interface before human beings are allowed to interface with each other, we're before we're allowed to become one gigantic dot, gigantic wireless mind and that's possible and probable. I think that's the future. I think there's gonna be some sort of a neural connections that allows everybody connect with everybody. But before that happens, they're gonna have to come up with something like this. Before that happens, there's going to be an intermediate step in an intermediate step will be no more privacy. You will watch people flock you're gonna, be able to see me every morning all the time they were looking at the negative part of this. I think now we can see yeah and everything. Now you see people I could watch yeah, but I want you now that we have blocker I'm going to make one big winter of non August leadership. You know. That's the prob everybody's gonna have a leadership yeah, it's gonna be like computer viruses. Yeah yeah always be one step up, something like four thousand new coke or was it for forty, how many computer viruses are created a day, but at some point crazy number said bananas again, which would have been annoying but caught myself. Let's think about how crazy that is. Yeah they're gonna get to a point where I mean how many is a forty two, how many are out there who gives a our point is lease German, that our privacy is slowly going away, and I think that that is a part of the natural evolution of the human race. I think that the human race is evolving to something that is no longer deal with embarrassment. No, it would we're gonna have a different set of needs, because our environment has changed so radically from what our physical biology is coded for that it's forcing this sort of an evolution technology is forcing us to evolve socially, as well as it is evolving like technologically, like as they come up with crazy, crazy that dissolves boundaries more and more were forced to play catch up, and that's what's going to happen. If we get to a point where there's no more privacy, then we're gonna realize a ridiculous privacy is in the first place. You know we're gonna, really realize how ridiculous embarrassment and shame yeah and all the stupid, like my daughter, never once admit when she shouldn't she's a too. She never once met you put me right now. So, like sugar had no much Egypt faces, you know she doesn't want to touch your like the they get embarrassed. The thing is that it's almost a natural coding in our system- and I think, eventually, all that stuff is going to deteriorate and I think it's going to dissolve it's gonna be crossed by innovation. I think that's going to force us to catch up, because it's like the things that we accept as part of our normal culture. In the way we have a lot of it is just just what we get used to. I mean think about the ship. The people get used to in other countries, think about the the cultures and the the we're traditions that people have been a part of like throughout history, amish people- and you know, people who have plates and their lips- and you know, and and and and the ninety mother do all kinds of different rituals all over the world. You know it's all what you get used to you know we're just used to privacy, yeah, we're used to it. It's not necessary was. This. Is gonna be more important for us to get ready, douche bags? It's going to be more important for us to realize the importance of educating human beings and raising human beings that think correctly and to be responsible for the human being.
Create and raise a you're responsible for your dog biting something you're, not responsible for your your son. You know like of becoming a mass murderer. You know, then it's just so he got crazy. I don't know what happened. You know if your son kick someone's and that does all the bad things, someone to break their property, you can get sued and you will have to pay for the kids, medical expenses and you have to. But if your son is some mass murder, I mean where they got it, you know, so you Naomi, you should go to jail. You made a monster. You made someone who likes to kill hookers. How did that happen just happen? We don't even know the you don't know you did something terrible. You were so shitty and raising a human being. Do you raise the human being that likes to kill and eat other human beings? Sometimes that's totally just nothing to do with. I don't believe that you don't know now. You think I think there are some things that happen to people genetically. I certainly think so anything, but I think you should be able to recognize that yeah, but that's not how you connect. You gave people serial killers because that's something that they're not trained to do you mean that you mean they weren't right like to assisted dimension and sit in and sexual desires. This that's just just that's. How I got some people's eyes are blue. Some people's eyes are brown to people like you know, that's just it just wires got crossed like stick. It suck dicks this person like the stab somebody yeah. We know all about that man, the socio paths, they're, not exactly sure where that comes from, and it's not not necessarily that every serial killers, a sociopath, some people just obsessed insane and broke in and have a lot of other issues, but they they think that there's a a lot more sociopath people that don't care about other people's feelings, a lot more than you.
Yeah and they don't know the weather, comes from nature or nurture. I just don't really know a lot of speculation. Thank your dad molasses. You you stab somebody or your dad, let you watch anger and when your no it's not watching harm. If anything, that's been proven that watching horror, movies and playing video games is a release according to Todd hauling sent from it's software. He and I were having a conversation about this the other night. What he was saying that that violence among kids has gone down since popularity in video games and violent video games is got up that have sort of a cathartic release sort of thing and that that's what they believe in Japan too. How do I think it's turning us into super humans with DR, I think, there's better driving from video games the other day, somebody just the world record for sniper, shooting a guy shot, somebody a mile and a half away. You know. I think that that video thing that's video, I think video games hand, eye coordination is off the book I mean with. If you think about it like. If how much it is like for people to play video games all day, it's all about hand, eye coordination is really about yeah. You know like that, and it's amazing is that they use the same controller for the xbox for those drones yeah, the use the Xbox controls in place is in control. There you go, I think, they're used to doing that right, I mean if they allow him to choose. If you know you get to the army, guys like you need a playstation or more of an xbox or we got there's different. What we xbox is me is, like you know, it's like Marvel. Verses DC has never DC kind of a guy like marble right. You know we'll fears, three ain't playstation, those are baggy sure there must be dude like that out there tell it to go into the army, but say man. I was pissed off and flew the playstation to kill people the playstation remote other matter. I want to represent Xbox my country. The navy is all we went into. We yeah you should you know, but they they do pilot those drones with with the same controllers, which is really crazy. When I, when I first heard that they do that, I was like that is genius makes sense to me why not these kids, they grow up in a so God. Damn coordinated with that. If you want some of the awesome killing people with remote control devices, the would you have said that yeah they're they're they're the masters when they use it now in the army. They use video games for going into cities and stuff. They have like the call of duty dude, that's crazy, if you, if you, if you really watch like some young kids, that are bad video game players like I got a chance to watches, do name fatalities and Johnathan Wendel, I think is, is name. I met him in Vegas to is really cool. Guy he's a USC fan. I met him at one of the UFC's and he lives in Vegas, and this dude is the number one he was at least one point on the number one quake player in the world and I got to simply live once was at e three, the big electronics. The thing in the conference would affect his convention in LOS Angeles, and I got to see him play quake live, it was ridiculous. Quake is like fast twitch muscle, fibers, it's all like wood quake is, if you've never played quake before and good for you, because I will get the out to you that that should eat up years of my life. It's an awesome game in your in this three dimensional world to first person, shooters you're, holding a rifle or a rocket launcher. Something and you're running through these really complicated three dimensional mazes you're fighting other people in near real time, and it is real time if you hooked into computers up you play against each other, it's so phone, it's so fun! It's so crazy! It's! But now it is possible and again, goddammit rockets are flyin real guns near electrocuting dues. With the light done lightly done like a book on so much God, damn fun, I watch this do play this. Guy live like you played like challengers, like people step up a plan, it was the most the most ridiculous rape you've ever seen alive. It would be like Brock Lesnar fighting my cat, that's it was like I mean these guys are just destroyed and you watch this guy's like hand eye coordination like man, that's a credible to get that good at.
Specific type of game to get locked in you know, that's totally apple crumble, for like warfare right flock we're learning how to kill people. Video games like that starfighter movie they went in they they put a game out of the city, would be awesome. The number one more games there's like based off like a video game that was going on in the world yeah Matthew Broderick was hey. You know it's a movie. You can watch nowadays because that gave you watch that year, but this is the most unbelievable always check ever I watched aliens the other day when I was watching aliens. They had the scene where he was talking to the computer and the computer is like old old gas tax in having figured out a graphic user interface feels like no idea that, whatever you take places on computers, wall lights, all around you for no reason at all lit up in big and stupid. Like all, that's you, computer yeah, that's hello! Ridiculous! Is that yes, so who knows what the is ever gonna happen with the smart does, but you know I find it amazing that this is something that's on. You know, CNN labs on you know on the internet, but I mean I'm not hearing about this anywhere. Is anybody hearing about this sure that would that published April first, zero wasn't now may third area? No, I just double checking seems ridiculous knows yesterday. It does seem ridiculous, but it was yesterday. So this is a a real project. The real thing I mean: if that's really happening right now I mean: are they gonna? Let us know when it goes live. I don't see how like the government allowing to they're just doing it, there's no there's no precedent yeah, but it's like Google maps they're, I mean they're doing they're doing some nineties man they're, just just me. Google maps actually has got in trouble for a few things. There has been some some disputes about what they are yeah yeah, but with these guys are doing, is you know, I think that they probably feel like they're just creating a network? You know I don't know, I don't I mean, maybe they're exaggerating the capabilities. Maybe there's some dispute about. What's going to be possible, it's not gonna be, but the bottom line is they're not going to stop here. They're, not gonna. Stop with this. You know if this is something they're creating in two thousand ten, what the are they gonna have in two thousand twenty. You know what we're gonna have a two thousand thirteen there's. There's gonna be some ninety ships on it's getting crazy or it's like us talking about ten years ago. Nothing really like gonna be Sierra anymore. We blew right, if you don't think a lot of things have changed in ten years, yeah to a point, but then you're off. I also think like on a high level with the not on the high end, but the the the higher end of technology. Things have changed drastically. What with the large hadron collider and those guys. In the words, I think it's a Massachusetts, are trying to recreate a son they're trying to figure out how to make a son what it. What is that about? I don't even know them. I don't even know the exact split, the specifics of that case. You know a look. It up scientists trying to create son, so UFC coming out, it's crazy that he injured his shoulder. That's not the city of sails, another one. What's ones that's a future! One I think is is he's he was on the undercard of we shot. Evans. I think I don't know be honest with you. Yeah new could.
Fusion scientist attempt to create artificial sun on earth. Nothing's gonna happen wrong. There, that's definitely gonna be fine. You're gonna make a sun. We have little portable sons that exist all around the earth. That's family. You know you know yeah unless it blows up like the oil to know what, if you have your own portable Sundays, followed you around kept one yeah, I less it blows up what the an oil tanker imagine in. Why do you always look at the bright side of things when we look at the bad side of things gather we work out we're like the outcome, like Tom and Jerry, the few things on the shoulder, like the devil in the age of majority, that's animal house on member and one yeah everything I guess. Yeah, it's been on a million things, there's a comic that used to do an act like that. Norman tells me the final member and member here like a logical, illogical or left brain right brain. So look we don't know what the is really happy with the smart dust, but you you got a reader asks Norton. This is you've got people are gonna, find a way to teach he snorted may get high off of it. This is this hi, the smartest dude HP, sure this is. Where is the route the research that this is? Despite these differences, researchers say the smart dust theory that monitoring everything will benefit. Humanity remains essentially unchanged. They believe this will benefit humanity to monitor everything. Maybe I think they might be right. I think we we might have to accept the fact that technology is going to keep moving forward and if technology keeps going for what is the end result. What's what's going to be the end of the rainbow? What what is is there a singularity as recruits will would say- or you know, Transcanada says you know a time wave zero you know. Is there? Is there a a moment of ultimate novelty, a moment, a moment where they create something? That's so crazy that it changes everything. This is probably the beginning ma'am, this smart, the ship is probably the beginning. You know Google's probably beginning that yeah part of it man, Google, is that browsers, like chrome browser is amazing. It's my favorite browser by far yeah, so this this nuclear fusion thing this this the scientists trying to create this, this actual artificial, sun- or you know a natural son, I guess, would actually be a son is made of the same elements of stars made out of right. I mean, if it's a sign of the son, it's thought affected right. Maybe some sun- well, maybe they're just use during that name. Sun around right, it's just hot white ball, yeah well, just seems way. We would want to sign it's a planet, not it's always around. If you want to, if you want to look it up in the telegraph done, you may, as of.
Yesterday, oh no okay, now it was published in since it was published in two thousand and eight two thousand eh all right, so I think they're moving. No, it's not a hoax dude they're moving! Oh my god, look at it rare! It is right there, Jesus Christ. This image of this thing is like a fucking x, men inside the target chamber, where scientists will attempt to create an artificial sun. What the fuck man yeah, but what's the latest update? I don't know research shows that these two guys were just smoking a week. I don't think there was didn't exist. It was just made it up. It's a rush. It's pretty fascinating when you listen to it while seemed impossible goal for nearly one hundred years. Scientists now believe they are at the brink on the brink, rather of cracking one of the biggest problems in physics,
harnessing the power of nuclear fusion, the reaction that burns at the heart of the sun. They really think they could do this well, that is, they have like the the the the ingredients to make the sun. But you know the thing like: you should be allowed to make. Have the ingredients to make someone well mean? Look, we can look they the Manhattan project, basically harness the power of a son. You know it's. A nuclear energy is right, say you're not allowed by lead, but you're allowed to make nuclear explosions fire yeah. This is sort of an older store. It seems like I'm fine from two thousand eight with no no optio updates find one of the sciences names and then just Google, that guy's name and then under more options in Google, but the last months of the year crazy fork yeah seems like December. Twenty seventh, two thousand eight is when the now has two thousand nine again the trying to make it in two thousand eighteen. That's when they believe that a big, but the bottom line is some is happening. That's the bottom line these. While we
think about Tiger woods- and you know you hear the news New Show- they're put together you're trying put together a show where Tiger Woods, mistress is, are uh get together with Jesse James Mistresses and they search for love. They're gonna have a game, show Cirio, making a porno out of the one main porn star that supposedly fucked with Tiger woods, making a porno with Tiger woods, look alikes you could make you could make rials shows with all those girls and people would tune in every week. You could just put them as a cast. That's this doing any scandal that comes out. They should take the cast members and put them as a cast on other shows, like you know, like they'll start out with like uh. You know you put him on the apprentice. You know see if you can figure out a way to make a business. You know now you know you're having more money coming for tiger, you gotta figure out what you're gonna do you're gonna have to make money and you're in the public eye. So let's put you on tv, so they get on the apprentice and try to figure out if they could start a business. Well, that's no good! Well, uh! I always want to be a singer. Okay, american Idol put him all the whole american idol. The whole season, Tiger's mistresses. Well, you can't say it: can you dance and put him on dance with the stars, all the whole season, Tiger's mistresses on dance with you know, I mean I mean how many more fucking, how many more of these stupid stories can we have while nutty shit is going on like people trying to create sons, and you know, and these little tiny sensors to go over the world. How many people are where the smart dust up the amount that this should be a huge fucking story? This should be something that makes everybody's jaw drop. Where you step back and go, what are they gonna? Do they're gonna monitor everything? What does that mean? What exactly does that mean? I mean what what is it going to start with just little bits of information like there's a there's, a person in this area is, they could eventually get to a point where they can have your image, and you could see everything everywhere and eventually, they're gonna get to a point where you're gonna be able to tap into that shit with your fucking brain just seems like there should be voting before it ever happened, but there's not there's no boarding on whether or not we go to Afghanistan. You voted president in and then the president gets to decide all sorts of fucked up shit that nobody wants. If you allow the american people decide. Ninety percent of the shit we got involved in would never happen. So we haven't set up where you don't get to the side you get to decide on who gets to decide. That's what you get to decide on, which is fucking ridiculous. The idea that one guy should be trusted to fucking run everything in this day and age, where a cz. Much as we know about how complicated the world is. That's fucking nonsense, that's total nonsense, but yet we accept it the right way to do. It would be to have everybody vote on things. The problem with that is people are fucking, stupid, they're, really easy. You could you could tell him all sorts of shit, it's not true and the dumb ones would all buy it and the dumb ones are more than half so now, when you do so, it's almost like you have to have someone who you think is pretty smart to get into power so that he could make the decisions for you guys and look out for your best interest, but that's when money gets involved and they get fucking. Corporations of the corporations come the long money to make sure that you get in office, but once you get an offense like YO man like we really like the oil that we're getting from them Amazon Jungle we like to keep getting that shed and you know, there's a place we like to cut down from trees a lot of bitches Hayden. You know I got you, I got you I got you want productions could not sign this. What we do we're gonna go over there, we'll give them a giant ass alone. They can't pay back and then, when they can't pay it back, we'll go Jacqueline. Take their shit and we've been doing that since fucking the beginning of time. There's there's money involved and when there's money involved you can ever have real power. You know the real power can't be isolated in one area. It can't be like all this influence, where one group or one person or one hundred and eleven organization gets to control shit, because then everybody's gonna be trying to kiss ass to that organization to to get him to do what they want. So they can. They can conduct business and that's what we're dealing with that's. Why people can't vote for everything, because real democracy wouldn't work where we're fucking babies were infantile, there's no way with the way we've been living. Our society like there's some big daddy looking out for us. You know there's no way we can go from that toe like being able to be completely free and vote for every it would be too complicated right now. It's just gonna. Take a long time, but I don't think it's ever gonna happen. I think something's gonna just bypass it and launch our culture and launch our civilization into the next stage. I think we're never gonna involve as we are in this in this form. I think this form is all about fucking and violence and chaos and laughter and nonsense. That's this life! That's this life! This lot life is about love and friendships and shit you like to do and fun, and it's hang on hang on to the big ship. That is humanity, because some shit is gonna change and you're about to go through a new door, and when we go door, all the ship even worrying about about whether or not you should get a MAC or a pc or whether you're a Democrat, a room public anwer, whether or not you like family guy or fucking foot, those XL, XL pork. You know, that's all gonna, be nonsense when the big change happens and I think it's coming. I think it is really fucking coming, and I think you see things like this little smart dust thing and you see things like people trying to create sons, and you see things like what's going on with with fucking oil spill, where there's gonna be some radical changes, the way people approach extracting oil from the ground now people gonna demand. This is gonna, be a catastrophe. You know, I think some shit is changing. I think she's changed freaky, it's freaky to think that this ridiculous notion of twenty twelve being you know the end of humanity that a date can actually track that it seems like it's happening. That way. Really, I would not be shocked if December 21st, two thousand and twelve actually does turn out to be some sort of crazy invention or insane innovation that catapults the human race into the next stage of exists. You know it's gonna, be it's gonna, be nothing, it is gonna, be completely. Nothing is going to be like turning two thousand like the computer virus, that it might not be dude or it might happen before. Then I mean it might be a rough estimate, but I think there's gonna be something that takes place and I think it's gonna involve l A has been never had earthquake. I think that's definitely gonna happen. Yeah. I think that's just lately. Every day on my chrome or my home page, the thing that pops up is my Google page one of the things my widgets is the earthquake MAC for LOS Angeles and, if you've been watching ever since that earthquake in San Diego for the latte with that month and one slash two ago, you an earthquake expert or is this just ramble? No, this is, I see the state I've been following earthquakes, just as a hobby, I guess, but really seven years. I go to this website.
That I just should like the earthquake map, so you did, if you believe in the secret you're, creating earthquakes right now, but like manifesting it current earthquakes and everyone you're a freak. You know, God, Damn earthquake projection Center, yeah just that the earthquakes recently. But ever since the sand, a San, Diego earthquake, there has been so much activity in Mexico like maybe maybe one hundred times more than it normally is like just well it's Holmes. It is a big ass earthquake right under the house of some crazy mexican drug dealer. I know what I'm saying you need to put a layer, drug dealer layer map over this Google map to see what's going on because ever since it like a month and one slash two ago, it's been retarded. So do you have ah fear of earthquakes? I don't have a fear, but I'm interested in it's just weird like every day that great the last whatever couple of days a week, there's been nine hundred and twenty earthquakes in last night in California, and you see that covers about that same number. Lately, though, almost all of them have been there's just so much shit that conflict us there's so much that they fuck us up. I have an earthquake Feddis, that's right! Oh! I got another good story making forgot about how about this guy who the creepy have to pee faggot. You can't even hold on wait. I don't know, don't go on about route while you go in the bathroom, I'll, take I'll, take questions and when he comes back to the bathroom, we're gonna talk about this dude. His name is George Records and he is a christian right leader and he just got busted with a tweak. I love these stories. Man. This dude is like this really staunch anti gay activist he's a he's, a board member of something called the National Association for Research therapy of homosexuality,
And it turns really gay, it turns out that you know he was trying to pass all this legislation. He was he he's in the American College of Pediatrics or of pediatricians and apparently the American American College of Pediatricians. That's like the name of it, but it really, like they hand out literature. According to this one website, accusing gaze of something called copper, Kopral, Filia. T o p r, o p h. I l I a which means sexuality, while playing with shit, Koppel feelings, they're, accusing gaze of this copper Ophelia. This feeling of this obsession with sickness- and you know and saying how terrible gays are and how adopted chill under adopted to gay families are all fucked up. And meanwhile, this dude, the entire time, was bad foods. It's really god damn classic. He was. He was caught on vacation with something called a rent boy. He went to
boy dot, com, rent boy, dot, com, and this is what he advertised for the guy. This is the guy that he went with. Has a smooth sweet, tight ass and a perfectly built eight inch cock uncut, and he explains that he is sensual wild and up for anything, so they catch this dude George Wreckers of North Miami. They catch it The leading scholar for the Christian right they catch him terminal with this gay escort and start taking pictures- and this is the guys excuse- was he says I had surgery- I can't lift luggage.
That's why I hired him. That's fucking awesome and it's pretty good. That's awesome. Make a tickle parties rentboy dot com mean if you were a gay dude, and you were so tired of people fucking with other gay dudes and coming up with all these laws and they get impossible for you to get married and make it more difficult for you to adopt children and make it more difficult for you to get all sorts of shit. You know that shouldn't be denied from you because of your sexual preference. If you're not doing anything to harm anybody else, it's ridic. They would even entertain that there's something wrong with it. This one mother fuckers just going off just involved in so much so much legislation, so much so much activism against homosexuals and meanwhile, this fucking dude advisory roles with Congress, the White House, Department of Health and human services and testifying at a state's witness in a phase.
Florida's gay adoption ban. This motherfucker is going to rent boy dot com and get in Twix he's getting Twix. If you know what twin star twitch of the little boys that gay dudes like gay dudes like nineteen year old boys, are like how many muscles little boys they called Twix, this dude was going to get a Twix is like. I had surgery, surgery, thanks, twilight, fans or someone. No, I know Twix. The original twins is a little uh little gay dudes, my mom's rude then, because she was calling me a twinkie wow called you twit, I'm sure your mom doesn't know what that means. Your mom's got some fucking Betty Boop definition. Should she heard our little rascals? That's you know what the fuck the sheet? No I just this is like the TED Haggard case Justus good. It's like so many of these cases. There's been so many of them. It's almost impossible to man um, you know, uh, God was that guy's name. That was, he worked MARC Faber. He was another guy right, there's been so many of them, so many people that are that are that are anti gay. To turn out to be gay. It's ah was favor, the one that was trying to bang kids was trying to bang. He was gay and he was trying to bang Hiss assistance and his ah one of those congressional pages. That's what he's doing. I think that's his name, favor whatever. If it's not, you know what the fuck I'm talking it's so many of these guys that are trying to fight against gay people and trying to stop people from doing things, and they turn out to be gay. How do they not know that people are gonna check? This is a major addie, and how do you not know that if you're, a guy who's like just spending an exorbitant amount of time trying to fight the gauge and trying to stop gaze from having the same rights of straight couples, trying toe just suppress people? What do you think they would look a year? What do you think they'll check you out yeah? It seems like it's so weird when it's always the loudest person. That's always is that it's an incredible the suppression of others. For no reason when you look into someone trying to suppress some one else's wants and desires. For no reason you have to look at that person and you have to scrutinize where they're coming from, because that's not natural, that's not a natural thing. Why would you care they're, they're gay they're having fun, you know? What do you give a shit as long as he doesn't try to fuck you? You shouldn't have a problem with you know, there's a bunch of gay people. They find the other gay people. They have a good party together.
Why do you care? You know that doesn't make sense if you care, but if you do care and you're out there fighting men man, we got you. We know now obvious. It's all of you. You know, I mean how many of you how many of you at the Larry Craig Guide mean how how many of you have to get busted? It's it's it's bananas, man, but man, and we should be sponsored by Chiquita. I should be yeah, but I'm gonna be sponsored by the flash flood, because my managing kiss my I thought I did by the way. I can't stop thinking about this ridiculous. So we don't don't it. I kissed his tastes real to it, though, do I hope some big fat, sweaty dude was inspected by number good.
But fails perfect love. It love it. Yes, no sending really got busted watching porn in Congress, insular areas, yeah, there's too many people out there telling other people how to live their lives. It's ridiculous and we shouldn't tolerate anymore. You know certain point time. We have to say you that's enough now, it's too it's too crazy and everyone on that are telling people what to do with their lives and what they should be doing. It doesn't hurt that every one of them are up across the board, whether they're both loans in one throw rocks at you for drawn pictures of Muhammad or dancing or the it is whether it's Catholics well that will, in the matter anybody this trying to suppress your behavior they're all up. If you're not hurt anybody else, you're fine nobody's got this thing wired. Nobody, nobody has control of the oil. Nobody knows what's happening, one on the ground. Forty thousand down today, Brian at least one else- there's no, no answers folks and that's important because we're ever going to get past we are now we have to realize that no one is in. We can't leave the control to like someone who we think is like more qualified than us and someone who's on it like a bomb or the idea of a bomb or some any guy being president and being on it. You can't be on the world. You can be on the the country, it's impossible. Nobody can. We have to accept that and until we do we're gonna hurdle out of control, I think you've got a very and even if we do accept it, I think it's it's too late. I think, what's going to save us and what's gonna change, us is technology. That's what I think yeah, I think one we realize I think we're slowly start to realize how foolish it people are we slowly, starting to as we get more and more intrusive into people's lives. We're we're you know we're exposing like another level of the you know of understanding of of human beings and busting politicians in Boston. We just don't know like that kind of got busted Elliott, with the foxes name and Spencer, Spitzer, yeah and New York. We know he got busted like that before we're having seen in jail now. Well, you know that guy was a guy that was a very vocal about the market, about the market being all up and corrupt, and I you know and and talk about all these companies, and he believes that that's one of the reasons why they went after and that's where the real mother is whether prosecutors persecute me. While you got was busting people for prostitution and who's using prostitutes. You know he was like that was like another example. He was a guy that was like all adamant against we're. Gonna stop prostitution like what a good thing to stop. Did you stop people get their dick sucked like what? Why did you do that? Why? Why do you give a you got really put so much effort into that? Well turns out the reason why he's doing is he's covering up the fact that you know we wouldn't he is no different than all these crazy gay activists are secretly gay. You know he's Hayden, he he is trying to cover it up. We should look at anyone. That's like a huge like loud person on a certain topic. I think I'd like Slim Jims and whatnot happiness lives. You know so correctly. All I know your time of this job. The what we have to look in is anyone. This is. This is the the formula. In my opinion, this is but I seem to have drawn out of it. You have to look at anyone that is trying to suppress the behavior or the desires of anyone else where it shouldn't concern them, whether it's someone who is trying to stop you from whatever the it is, whether it's masturbation, whether it's anything if they're trying to suppress your desire, the trying to stop you from marrying other gay people, you stop the right. Look at them. Look at them find out what the it is. They're trying to suppress process will stop. Prostitution find a guy he's, get his dick sucked is paying for it he's a freak he's. A freaking is crazy. All the people to try to suppress people from doing things that don't affect the person is trying to stop the president's just leave people alone, and if you don't leave people the alone you're the problem, you know, that's really. What is this Eliot? Spitzer guy, you know yeah, maybe you were exposing. You know these. These flaws in the market maybe were exposing corruption, but guess what Duke bag? You also get people locked in a cage, because somebody gives me money to get their dick sucked, which is nonsense in two thousand ten you can. You can go to jail because you can suck so much stick for free, with the give you five dollars, you're a bad person. That's ridiculous is ridiculous. That's completely ridiculous and then any anyone who's trying to suppress anybody else's desires or needs and and they're trying to suppress them in a way that you know and has nothing to do with them. He got a look at them: they're they're, all they're, all up they're, all doing some shitty yeah. I agree. I'm glad your group. Those are the that ramp tapered off at the end right, pretty good, beginning at a important point, but somewhere on the into our market. These things just feel you lose the creative magic in formulating your senses. You know I, like I said it this week. It's awesome, but one thing I think I just feels firm with laptop on my lap. Yeah click, my balls, we gonna do it like I do it. You have a lap while off to the side. That's the move is, if you put your laptop, if you move this thing, and you put your laptop like you, put your microphone here right, see folks were ghetto. This is not a planned out situation there. So we covered everything that I want to cover. As far as UFC predictions people keep asking Yossi productions, I never give you a few predictions because who the knows it's going to happen down the the super exciting fights. The main event, of course, is spectacular. We oughta Machida verses, Mauricio Shogun, who are very, very interesting fight. You know a lot of people thought that Marie CO, one the first fight, but if you did when it you know, he didn't, you know, didn't tell him, he didn't he didn't really. You know you didn't stop him. He never really hurt him badly. He never really had a a real dominate moment in the fight he just edged. I'm a lot of people felt he edged them and very exciting fight, and I think that you know LEO to is going to have a completely different strategy most likely for this fight very excited to see. That is a very strategic dude and I think, also he's going to be the both guys going to be more prepared, they're going to know what the others is capable of they're going to review the first fight and go over mistakes go over when they landed in you know and go over like maybe tendencies of each might have that might maybe they can exploit. So I think it does. The second fight is going to start out a chess match. No they're going to be both guys, gonna be doing things that they think are are going to benefit them in this fight that maybe they didn't do in the first five. Maybe we'll find guys might start off to fight a little bit more cautious. That could be interesting. You know see if maybe Shogun plays the role of counter striker initially or maybe they just get to it like it's round six. Maybe they just go out each other, that's very possible to you know, maybe that even more so because of the controversy involving some of the fights lately were guys haven't been exciting, like the Anderson Silva Fight were kind of slacked off over the last two rounds and people even criticizing Jose Aldo for his last round his fight. So if that's the case, if there are affected by that stuff, maybe they might come out, try to prove a point. I don't think that's gonna happen because too too much is at stake. Both guys are too dangerous, they're, both two of the most dangerous explosive guys in that light, heavyweight division and anything can happen. Some that's my prediction for the main event with his locker: that's what Machida do you think? What do you think it's Friday as a martial arts in general? Well, the woman she does is is very smart. Is he combined the good things of karate with more tied, ugetsu and wrestling and boxing? You know it, but there's a lot of good stuff in karate the the ability to leap in and leave out like the way they fight they're. Very they're foot work is different than like more tie, guys multi guys more like they. They learned enough they're light on their feet, but they wait in the get real close to each other at tack. You know in the czech cakes and attacked the karate guys they're all it's almost like fencing like to explode in explode out and if you're not used to fighting Machida he's super hard to deal with, because that that explosion is throws you off many leans way back in the dives in and he's super accurate with things, and if he catches you with one of those, he could you up. If he starts light, you up, like pot, shot you from a distance, your trouble as we have never shot Evans. He started just light them up. These are like laying back any comes in a blast, someone and then once he does a couple of times. It's only needs a. You only need to hit you a couple clean times before you're like a little bit wilder and he's so good. At that I did that the so could you you know he did that to Thiago Silva stop them at the end. The first rounds of killer man he's a killer and he's gonna be able to try to do that even more on show going down in the first place, going to be more fired up more motivated, I think he's gonna be even better and then Shogun he's gonna be super confident because he feels like he won the first fight. He feels like he got robbed the decision, so he's going to be confident and he's gonna be come in guns blazing in the those going to be confident in the was going to be more motivated. Better strategy is gonna, be an awesome, find it can damage. Are you just you just go, buy a karate studio, you're, just like okay, that little fifteen year old has a blacked out. You know that's your support. They can get a fifteen year old. Black, though, are you kidding me? Well, that's the problem with the thing they call the Mcdo Joe's. You know many Joe's. The MIKE Joe Joe Syndrome is that you know when martial arts became popular in America. I guess the sixties or whatever, when people start watching Bruce Lee movies in the seventies and.
What happened? Was people got real into karate. Amber cried, came a business, the open up, karate schools, all over the world. You know what people like wanted to learn how to kick people's and then it became like some bullshit mysticism thing, a lot of bowing and they're very cult like man. If you never been to cry, schools are and a lot of martial arts schools much like when those schools very cult, like you know, they're, like you know, the the the the the Sensei can do no wrong and everything it's yes, sir. Yes, sir, it's like they're, never and evil, and and and equal with you, which is one of the beautiful things budgets if you're just totally the opposite right. Your instructors, just like you he's super cool and just like you and you have to call in and if you do concerts, I respect what he's gonna approach. I'm your brother, my friend, which is on the server. You know John John, which I would laugh. You called sorry he's just a a a friendly cool guy. That knows something that you don't know is gonna show season, like you just sit out there. It's way more rare for a fifteen year old to get a black belt yeah. It's really really really hard to get your black orange juice to martial arts. They have much lower standards and your two most of them do and karate a lot of school scene. If you go to a real karate school at a real, you know: okinawan karate, school or Kyokushin Karate School, where they're like really like rigid, traditional old school, wait now they're not going to give you a black if you're not ready the you got to get that back. We got a in that. You know when a Maso, Yamas and schools when his affiliates, you know the the those guys and that some of those are serious, hard mother, those those karate turn as they fight in especially Kyokushin cry terms. Those dudes are animals. They don't punch to the face with a kick to the face to keep the body kick to the legs. The tough man, that's a that's a hard hard sport so or hard martial art. If you go to those schools, you're not gonna, be able to get it out of nine year old and get in the black belt. But if you go to one of these, like Fred, the lorry schools used to be like the United Studios of self defense. When I lived in Massachusetts is a twelve years old, your black belt and you can't crack an egg like they don't have any idea how to fight. Then they don't they're completely lost. Did they they want to do like you know, hike, six and caught on knife and strike you like. Did they literally don't know how to find it like taught how to do this? Like stupid dance, you know they don't have contact with a spark to most of schools. Did you hear that the boy scouts now have a badge for playing video games? Well, I thought I was crazy because in that doesn't that defeat everything the boy scouts about like adventures, outdoors and yeah? They offer mobile game bads. We got
But man they want you to become a killer. They want to put target their drones. Did you hear that Obama made a joke about drones? How do you know that you know the whole thing with Obama and he told jokes and Jay Leno told jokes, general kind of bomb to now? Starting about this, the White House, I think the White House White House Press correspondents dinner. I think that's what it's called. You didn't hear about this? Ignore I jail? Oh, my god. You gotta, you gotta! You gotta check this out because it's fascinating Obama goes on and and everyone's like Obama did so well Opie and Anthony were the only ones that said, Obama didn't do well and I fucking completely agree with them. He like just butchered the jokes like that timing sucked, but the jokes were pretty well written. I think some of the guys from the daily show or something running for him and the jokes, but it's like his delivery, is terrible, it's Konkey and but it got big laughs, but one of the jokes he did and no one's even talking about this one of the jokes he did. He said the Jonas brothers are here: where are you the Jonas brothers? There you are, and he said something about his daughters. You know that. Is
daughters. You know his daughters are very beautiful but I want to- let you know, don't even think about it- I've got two words for you, those like spy drone or something drone. What are those drones called spy drones said, like I have two words for you, like unmanned drone like what we. What are you saying, Mr President, you're joking around that if one of these boys who, the way or like the most wishy washy christian unoffensive non dangerous. They have fucking these. They have these bracelets on yeah drone, whatever fucking called it unmanned? That's pretty soon. It's not funny he's talking about things that kill innocent people every day, use that thing in Pakistan and those things they launch them into these fucking villages and launch some of these mountainsides and people get jacked
yeah, but you can also all sorts of people to get killed. You could say that about joking about anything airplanes, anything you can joke about black helicopters, but black helicopters kill people for the government. The helicopters, you know what I mean drove just hearing, something that's like kind of in the new, in your examples, ridiculous and and here's here's the thing what you when you're, the President, the God Damn United States, just like when George Bush president- and he said, where are the weapons of mass destruction. None under here who is like looking under his dad, only does major killings for spying and stuff. Do they have healthy source on them, they're there to find people that are bad, and what this is, I think there's not implying he's gonna spying, the Jonas Brothers he's implying he's, gonna, kill them right with with something that they've been killing people with overseas. So, like That's not, I don't think that's like, I think, that's attacking somebody, because you want attack the person. I think that's ridiculous, if you're getting angry about that, you think
me, saying that him saying that is attacking him, because one of your obviously taking it like in the like a right. I can believe he's joking about this Brian Brian, when you're the president of a country that is literally the whole world, I don't you have it you're involved in two wars overseas and these weird things that happen to Pakistan that are, I don't know who approves them or how exactly they work with. They have these drones that far these missiles at these people that we we don't like and also to other people died, but it's not something I would joke about. If I was the president, I think the fight is plenty of to make fun of the king he's. Joking is also kind of acting like my mom getting mad about him. I can't Terrible joke: it's a dumb joke. I don't know why you would think it's funny. I don't know why he would think killing boys that wanna to fuck his great fun areas. It's exactly the Jonas brothers. I would say it's not hilarious, it bombed, it wasn't a good joke. It was like you got the worst response of any of his bits. It wasn't well delivered. Even I think it's brilliant. I can't believe you think
Because I think I would say that it was the president: that's retarded, there's something really you don't think, there's any karma and then there's something very serious about being a person who's responsible, at least indirectly, for many many people dying because of these fucking drones. Many people crying many families devastated. Many people have lost their children, many people lost their loved ones gone forever, but because it's taking place in Pakistan doesn't freak you out, whatever he's involved in drone attacks in Ohio, what if kids you went to high school with gotta fucking killed? They got their legs. Because Obama's using drones to target Al Qaeda in Ohio. When that, when that for your, would you sing a what? If not what really high and what I'm saying is. Pakistan is no different than Ohio for you to think that it's okay in Pakistan and not okay in Ohio, because I didn't see you because it's a way that makes it a what, if Joe your mate dick making. It seem like that. I'm that sensitive about the Middle EAST and stuff, where I'm not. I don't think about that.
You know you're getting really sensitive about our war troops in every all. I'm going to send things like trying to make a joke about murder. I think you're you're, getting relief since about bombings is doing a bad job. You know that's just just a bad joke. It's a ridiculous, irresponsible job! I think make a joke like that in the middle of two wars that people don't approve and all these things are happening in Pakistan with with on May Drones, I don't think you should be making jokes like that it less their fucking hilarious and that joke was lame as fuck pretty funny for me, especially when the president says, I think it's hilarious. I think it makes our presence in edgy. I think it seems that, like he's, not playing dome in trying to butter, it like nerf are, are years he's actually saying something. That's like wow. It's. Blue Dude military, the president doesn't have the key the drones
so his jokes Natalie, it's not correct as well. You don't think they would like. Let him borrow the key, so he could kill the Jonas Brothers is that we try to say okay. Thank you very much for Thailand and Sir yeah, but you're saying like your, you know you like your job on baby blow jobs. You're saying like you know, bad to say. You know me, people are trying to know if I was it. No here's an example that you need to use. If I was a child molester and I was out there below and babies, and then I did a joke about baby blow job, then it would be the same as what the president's doing that the president's. Some people with drones right now, while the president is the spokesperson for the country and the country, is in fact at war, an has military that is killing people. I I just yeah I see I see is at the top of the food chain. I see why I see what you're upset, but I I just I just I understand that you don't see it, but I think it's hilarious.
I understand here's a look open if any were met to about this. No, I think they were talking about something else. They were talking about as Judge bombing they were just admitted. There were issues for the you know it and they were all open if you were centers deliveries. Delivery was Thomas to whatever. Actually, Norton Norton was going crazy, pockets and run on. I love Norton, but he's also loves Jay Leno.
You know what I was writing. He was honest in his assessment. Jay Leno Jay was like rushing through it. He was like rushing through his job. The jokes are lame. He knew he had bad jokes and I think he thought I was gonna be needs a crowd and you could just squeak by you know, but, but I think you realize when he got there, there was some some pressure on him. I think a lot of people don't like him. Now, the poor Fark, you know everybody's all mad at Jake. He took his job back like what is everybody give a you know? Curreny Brian gets thirty five million dollars. I guess to go to TBS and do whatever he wants money. How he straight up lie down on the whatever sixty minutes. The other day commented yes, twilight twice. Would you lie about? He said that the reason why he got fired, not Lynn, because his.
Hang out or let us pay out was more. There are some like that, but they are they. Can you see that? That's a lie, the payoff for exactly the same. He also said something like. Maybe he didn't know, maybe just mistaken in there was and everything so you may have made told that by agents or something to something that NBC losing money. But what I find odd, though, is that I checked readings the other day. Jay Leno's ratings and comments ratings are almost exactly the same as they were. If you were going from year to year from last year to this year or whatever yeah his name, so there's no money, there's no like Leno's number one making fifty million dollars extra month it's, but he was saying he was with me yeah for what they're thinking that he's actually going to bring it back to where he was before. Yeah that he's gonna take over the reins, and you know have it back to where it was because when he left he was number one yeah. I don't know man. The whole thing is it's. A stupid argument is like who cares? It's just entertainment, and not only that it's not the best entertainment. If Colin had a talk, not a talk show rather, but like a a sketch show. I think that would rule that's what I would like to say, because I think Conan's the best parts on Conan was. Why does the sketches? But we did those the baseball player, the eighteen, hundreds baseball players when I went there and played baseball with someone's talking eighteen hundred speakers, functional areas that was way better to me than his interviews means interviews, are cool, but most of people he's talking to it's like what they're doing, they're just silence and just wanted to see their movie, they just in a white a by the book or watch or listen to music. It's, like you know it's like he's just helping them sell. That is really so bad in general. How bad like Jimmy Fallon! They had a whole the whole like ten minutes.
The other day on subway- and it was a commercial and it was like people were there- were actors involved and they were like doing skits all about subway subway subs, like five dollars footlong with the whole thing they're talking it was an ad for like ten minutes uh. Well, you know if it was funny. I wouldn't I wouldn't have a problem with it. You know, especially one commercial with a rip off Brian Callens ACT. There's a commercial like an old spice commercial, with his guys like doing bright. Look at my stance on the horse, God I'm the worst. I have an apple yeah that is Bryan Callen,
one of the most popular commercial, subtle areas. That guy sounds like Bryan Towns act and all these people are saying that and apparently advertising executive. Do that all the time they see comics to go to Cali clubs and get an idea from their act is something that we are Marshall, something where there's a movie called Miss March. It was ab forget that the plot I was half drunk watching this movie and the Chadwick C, Craig Robinson yeah. I got crack. He played a character in this movie called horse. Oct died in peg in the whole time watching is like they call. This is Kerr yeah and the whole thing the joke was. Is that
character? The rapper name horse died in pay. My whole time, I'm thinking like that's kinda, weird because of your horse bit material about all. I, MR hands, that impact? That's not all. That's weird it already. It's weird that, like how there's so much similar things like and I'm wondering, like you know, writers in five people, marketing and commercial stuff. If they really just you know just well, that's a ridiculous connection. Anybody could come up with, was clocked out and take a look. It was a real video man. You know only you of all people focused in the point that was called MR hands that in pay now all I don't, I think, that's silly, and and so that's what it's called the eq. You can't I mean I'm just gonna talk about onstage.
I mean that's what that is what it is. You can't say that somebody stole that I did say so. I just think it's weird that I'm like so many similar think that you're saying given that that's stealing I know they stole. You know that all these comics have recognized that it's like the guys like doing a version of Bryan Callen. You know- and probably you know he doesn't even Know- probably He'S- probably just some actor and he's funny, and maybe it's the same voice. No, it's not the voice. It's the the way. Bryan Callen talks about things he exaggerates like. Sometimes I just take a horse stance. I just stand. Got ridiculous act like look at my body toned and defined. I'm eating a peach sometimes like to eat a peach. This guy's like doing Callen Callen. Has this ridiculous character? It's like someone doing that you might be a redneck character like going up in doing Jeff Foxworthy. Even if he's not called himself Jeff Foxworthy, you know where he got they came from, but Jeff Foxworthy Famous was Bryant counts, not famous. Like Brian Cal was super famous and then this commercial is out, everybody would be like scares ripping off Bryan Callen. You know what he's doing Bryan Callen. I think that ship's real common, I think they do the whole time, sell things huh. I don't know about that. Sam Tripoli seemed to think so. Sam cheerfully things a lot of things that are true, really like what oh yeah it's two hours and two minutes yeah. That's just about at least next week we're gonna fuck we're gonna this week, we're gonna fuck one of these right. We're gonna talk yeah, you know what um my manager, I'm sure, but not want me to fuck one thing, especially this one. Whole wine bottle you um,
so I I think the I mean definitely send me. Some twitter messages tell thank if you think that it's ridiculous to you know to think that I should not accept the sponsorship, because somehow I was gonna hurt my career. I think it's ridiculous, but I would like to hear your thoughts, my life, to accept it yeah you can. We can like split the screen on the middle yeah. This is Brian's. Part of the show is sponsored by flashlight website is not, I think it's. Wrong- and I want to let CBS Nbc and ABC now that I am ready and willing to do your family game show she keyed up and in on this side,.
Flash light so, while I'm doing it would be back here, do we need a monitor or do we need a green screen? That's the other question is, should be a monitor or greens for sixty inch led three d d, o p d out now from City SAM sign that we have people at home. We have to watch with goggles on and we would be blurry and everything else. You know well, that's ridiculous. When he will work to Berlin transmit through this little should be used. What did there's a question to see we do greenscreen? I say yes, I'm looking at right now, I'm like you'll be dope. If we had an image of space behind us, that's the move right. We have to do that, okay, so can't. Apparently we can't do that with this. You stream producer, though what I'm worried about is that the the you stream producers the only way we can get this thing up on Itunes or I, which is used in the Houston producer, to take the signal out to the internet so we'll plug this in your computer has to be input on eastern producer. So would still be a used. Usual artists are yeah. You should you know how this this thing works. I'm sure I can try caster five minutes as I use it. Was God damn genius. Without him we would be doing the same thing, but would suck more and probably the cell be going on in the background all right, greenscreen most people think so I think that's we're going to go with us unanimous.
Thank you. Everybody like yeah, it's all green, so everybody saying Green Spain. They don't want to monitor, monitors again, green screens, cool right, yeah, alright. So that's what we're going to do. That is the next stage. So we have this and check this shit out. Look how this thing does at the end of the show will go like that and it goes down fucking, crazy man. I got that shit. So that's our show leads and gentlemen. We will see. Next week, Tuesday, as always, you know how we rock it basically the same every week and.
This thing is slowly but surely getting more more more more complicated but more professional, smoother. The sound for the Itunes version is going to be way way way better. Now, with these professional microphones in the high end, mp3 player and all that jazz, the video should be better now as well and eventually, like I said, we're going to have that and next week we're also going to have hd camera, so we'll have two cameras to choose from, so we can switch back and forth just get crazy and eventually going to have this thing set up like a real studio. There's another there's another couch chair over here and will have it lit up better tubes right now, it's lit kind of fucking, so it rolls on. Thank you very much. Two hundred and I'm glad you guys enjoyed it last night, I flashlight dot com is where you can go. If you want to fuck a rubber pussy and that's it so we'll see next week take care the Joe Rogan podcast.
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