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PODCAST #42 - Duncan Trussell, Brian Redban

2010-09-21 | 🔗
Date: 09-20-2010The raw audio from the Joe Rogan weekly live USTREAM video show with redban and Duncan Trussell.
This is an unofficial transcript meant for reference. Accuracy is not guaranteed.
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sing, another as we're saying, before we brutally cut off rudely cut off. We we started earlier, but we didn't have any sound. What's going on with the you stream feed, so we decided to redo everything and You saying this is. This is a very strange song. Well I mean it's strange, anybody would actually recorded it. There's I think, there's something sad about it. I mean there's something like kind of pathetic about the passion and the guys voice, you know what I mean like. He sounds like it's like a baby he's like an infant like believes everything that I believe everything and he's, like you know, I'm going to do my part I'm going to make a summer and what the fuck are you doing. I just fucked a couple flashlights Brian set up. That was mad complicated yeah. We talked up folks that we had. We had a serious issue, we couldn't get any sound. It was ugly and Brian pulled
together. Somehow another we had to swap laptops. I think my laptop sound port might have shit the bed fucking MAX outlook. Look it's crucial. Pokemon queer shut that song out before it rots my brain right on I'm here with Duncan Trussell Patriot, a true true patriot, a man of the people that's right and a big supported. The flashlight is that correct Duncan and the tea party that you support the party as well yeah and the flashlight? Yes, I've done so. This is our sponsor These are commercial part of the show here, the flashlight laser German. If you've never used one, I don't recommend you jump right into the butthole version, start up with a dick one. No don't do that, but you can keep this in your fridge erator. Nobody would think you're pervert. It's like a little bear cam who keeps it in the refrigerator you don't when you want to be here. I thought you said freezer.
I really heard you say freezer. It's weird. I swear to God. I heard freezer Duncan Trussell stand up comedian, good pal former roommate he's on the show today talking. Thank you. Entered thanks for having me on sorry. We were so fucked up, but your headphones on, so you can see what you sound like I'd rather not hate. My voice hate the way my voice sounds. Let's show you can hear it when you're hello, hello. People don't know you Duncan Duncan Trussell TRU 2S is E. Two Ells dot com find out all kinds of shit about you, yeah sort of find out your butt. So you ever get chicks that I've seen you online like seeing some of the stuff that you've done and say I'm going to send you an email. I think I think you really creative
yeah it's the best. It happens once every equal knocks a tte, the most foot on occasion, yeah anytime, you get a really creative yeah. I really think you're cool I like to website by the way, it's very trippy and crazy. It's really fun. It gets stoned and explore your. Would you put it together? Yeah I built the whole thing. It's really yeah, it's cool, I love the choice of music lips. Do you have to do? You have to have rights to use that music is not allowed to. Let me tells you to I'm just waiting for the season to says from what he said yeah, so I man I can happen. He should should be free. It's a real bad. You should should be free. Like Michael Jackson, we should all be able to sell and make money off of him. Can I give alone not make money off of them, but you should be able to just listen to his music. You should have to pay direct. Do you use deck and give some John Denver trivia sure supposedly
and you know I don't know where I heard this from, but it seems like it came from a good source. He is corpse when they found his corpse was being eaten by starfish, whoa yeah. So starfish yeah. So he crashed in the ocean crash in the ocean and he was being, I guess, anyone who crashes in the ocean it's to happen, but somehow, something either really beautiful about that or really really fucked up, but starfish were devouring, Corp it wasn't he in some sort of a it, was some sort of a test, plane or um. Isn't what it was like. What was it? What kind of plan was a I did, and it was one of those planes. The kills rock stars like what the is it with raw stars that they get in the shittiest planes and fly over all bodies of water. It's, like you know, that's how you know you're going to die if you're in a little plane with the Band there's like a one in four chance, you're dead. Well, if you're filming videos like in the Bahamas and shit, This is how you gotta roll and you gotta get in the propeller planes. I know when one of those a couple years ago went to Lynn I, when I you
in how LULU and then you take a little puddle jumper yeah. It's fucking spooky men, the worst at some old technology son, but it's, like God, waits for their band. Little planes and then strikes, and you should know that that's living Stevie Rave on how many guys have you guys, went down from planes and helicopters and shit yeah if you're on a puddle jump, with Depeche mode you're dead, fucking forget it. 'cause you're gone very horny, too think about how many fucking people, how many people big bopper and Buddy Holly right yeah. They died. Lynyrd, Skynyrd, right, Stevie, Ray Vaughan, helicopter yeah, Rocky Marciano, plane crash. I know he's but I'm thrown in there anyway, serving the same, my court yeah the same idea get off those foot, but for real. If you're, if you're at yeah, what about Jaye let her come. Let me love. You mean LISA left in the plane. No corny love killed him. What does
talking about this anymore, we're talking about we're talking about people dying in planes dude. I know LISA Lazy. I sent what was her name Brian, I forgive Brian. I used to think there's something wrong with Brian, but then Brian told me a story about how he was living in this apartment and they were pumping urban dioxide from the furnace into his bedroom for like two years and it made him half retarded totally for real. It's totally true. It's totally true what you really think you have like something happened was brain in there yeah they cooked his brain with carbon so I think it made him a superhero dioxide or monoxide. No easy. Superhero, it's like that when the spider bit spy, it is a carbon monoxide. Why do you think I can make retarded videos? The carbon monoxide he's been poisoned, he got, is it monoxide or dioxide dioxide is what you breathe out dioxide you breathe out. Monoxide is what makes you great viral videos right. You right, you could drive cats up, Do you ever look back to the days before you lived in that place and what what would have been like?
No because because was was going, I was tripping and stuff before that. So so you just cook your brain right from the get go totally, but I take a lot of where is virtual now, so I should be fine right. Do you think that resveratrol is really this shit? I totally. I believe in it. So much do you think. May it's partly placebo effect? Probably, probably, can you take any vitamins these days yeah? Can you tell yes, I can, no I haven't. You know I I took I was telling you I took this. She infused yeah yeah. Tell me about that. These are marijuana, drops right, yeah, there's, never a fucking lack of creativity in these crazy weed shops. There always coming up with new things, so tell what exactly is the This is a I'm. This is that as Ray, she is in a proper mispronouncing it, but it's how to spell r E. I I s h, I and it's a currently this super healthy fungus
When I read on Wikipedia what it does it like somehow helps you if you're having chest problems or chest pains, I guess it like supposedly helps you. This is chinese herbs with fuck knows of its really taste like shit. Taste like Eken Asia, but the infused part of it is awesome so they infuse it with TH said yes, so you get. Is it? What is the difference between that effect? And the regular like th see drops effect that when you take it, you're like oh, this fucking awful, but you feel like you've earned it like suffering through, like even the many I o Oscar trip, yeah exactly like it, but it you know, I don't know. I mean it's all placebo by the way the placebo, if is underrated because placebo effect is powerful it really is so when you're, you know normal. So when you eat pot, as anyone who's eating pot knows, is very wrong and there's like a chance somewhere in that trip that you can go a little darker, get a little paranoid or things that seem weird. But if you been
taking an herbal chinese super medicine with the drop, then, when shit it's getting weird, you think. No, I'm on her eyes. She I'm on uh, chinese herb, that's healthy and then it kind of banishes the demons a little bit. Really, no that's, not it wouldn't work with me, didn't help at all. I just I was. I was kind of making it because I took it and went circling on a reef yeah it it was fucking. How deep did you go? How deep like say if we at the bottom of the pool like how high were you how how hi, I was fucking hot. I was out of the pool bottom of the pool charter boat. I'm sitting there as we were, like you know what we're going snorkeling, let's Hunter S, Thompson style just and I was drinking I wasn't dropping. I was like I remember it was streaming down my face into my beard, I'm drinking it until like not
Oh that thing where, when you're eating pot and you're kind of jolly and you're underestimating its power like yeah fuck, it was eaten. Let's go nuts and then like forty five you're like why. I do that. I was on a chartered boat and I started out and everyone is happy and there's kids wandering around in Hawaii. Everything is beautiful and I'm like well you're going to be the first person who goes insane I spoke to the first time anyone has started raving and ranting on a boat. There's kids around I'm thinking, you're going to ruin these kids vacation. I I I look. They were like you know who he's beautiful, he's fucking red cliffs and I swear to God, I looked up and I thought I saw like you know, Raiden from mortal Kombat like I thought I saw like this like person wearing one of those cone hats and like kind of blaming like all you're, seeing hawaiian gods, that
some hawaiian guardian spirit. It's aware of you and doesn't want you to be there, because your honky have you ever taken mushrooms and seen like asked. Take imagery seem like mexican imagery. You are I've, taken, LSD and have seen I I when I was like Sanskrit, but never I've, I've taken mushrooms and seeing like at like mayan language you know that style of you know: ancient mexican culture, the Mayans and you know all the crazy language like little drawings, little images, I've liked. That shit in the sky when I'm on mushrooms, yeah I've seen like you know all this crazy mayan imagery. Now I don't know if that's because I had seen it before and my imagination was running wild and I was like you know, just creating images that I've already witnessed and creating them in the sky. That's very possible, it's very possible that was going on. It's also very possible that they
made those images because they got fucked up on mushrooms and they saw that shit in the sky and they drew it. That seems even more like. Can I throw out another possibility sure if you, whoever out there is smart and listening to this, please correct me, but I think it's Chomsky the linguist, Noam Chomsky, a linguist and there's basically theories of where language comes from? Is leg which something you learn or language, something encoded into your brain 'cause. Some people think that language is something that's already kind of built into your brain? And it's it's like waiting the flower according to what culture you get born into a new year around, because it's such an incredibly comp. Next thing to learn. People wonder if, like you know, is the brain, a blank slate when you're born or they're already, these things sort of in there waiting to come out. So is that when you are hallucinating these symbols, it was
as though you're projecting something you'd already seen, and it wasn't as the Aztecs were hallucinating or like. Oh, we should use these symbols to Azar is our language? It's more like that's already deep inside your brain and when you're tripping it kind of comes out you're, seeing like an uber language, you know, or some kind of like a rich. Primal language like fuck in Hebrew. Look at Heb, that's so sad! Yes, it is isn't it yeah me you may be right, I mean I don't know, but one of the things that I've seen many many times in psychedelic states like especially even just eating pot, when I close my eyes is cartoon, like imagery like cartoon, like strange, morphing type of imagery. What what it strikes me about a lot of the mayan shit is that is you know. Is it pictographs? Is that how you don't know exactly what you call, but all these different
images? They look very cartoon. Like yeah, you know the dragons look very silly and cartoon, like everything is almost like. Psychedelic is like these. People were living in real danger, but yet they had, the peace of mind and creativity to draw the dangerous things in almost like they like less and your your worry about them. Well, you know It's a weird thing that cultures do with predators. I mean we still do it today with like polar bears. Polar bears are some of the most dangerous bears you could ever come across, but we have am selling Coca COLA. Lunk, Klondike, bars and being all silly and sliding on the snow and they're vicious murderers that live in the coldest part of the world. You know we ain't so Do we do it because we have a separation from them? They're, not a part of our daily lives. They're, not infiltrating If they were, you know we would want to kill 'em all we wouldn't ever think of him as being a happy thing, but these fuck people were living in the jungle, man. They were living in the jungle around jaguars and snakes, and all these
we doing so much drugs. They were drawing everything in cartoons right. These people would trip in their fucking balls off. You know. When people say like that. The Mayans like had this answer in the mines of this calendar that can help predict lunar eclipses, and I go you know what so the way we predict all that shit too, and we don't know the fucking future you're telling me People would never invented shoes these these people out out sure they figured out how that the age is going to end drilling. You know come on man more likely. They were stone age people who did a fuck load of drugs and came up some really really cool shit. What about the cargo cult theory? You know that? What is that? You know. United cargo cult is now so again brilliant person correct me 'cause, like I kind of remember things, and I fuck him up in my translation of them, but during One of the wars? Maybe it was world war- two in the South Pacific? I guess they would like parachute supplies that
right and so the supplies would come down and they land on these islands that had primitive people. Who've never seen this shit before, and so what? What would? The cult would emerge based on true? you figure out how to get those supplies to fall out of the sky again, so this Yr the great shit that you never seen, basically from an alien, if you're was South Pacific Islander and you've been slurping coconuts eating fish eating bananas. That's the extent of what you understand and all of a sudden, this giant fucking. On a parachute, come zooming out of the sky filled with flashlights, maybe a radio fabric you've. Never cause. Well, it's like an alien impact and it changes your culture because it's like never seen. You have no way to explain it. Thought of the sky. So that's a cargo cult is thing that emerges around that event, where you try to reenact, whatever you were doing at that time, when the thing fell out of this guy. So if you are like cutting fish, your cell, what
are you know having a certain celebration of? It happened during a hunting fish? What happens to those with that's what they do? They can't do all day. Yeah part of it was very small. I mean that the window of what they do is you know yeah hunting gathering. So you look at those fucking pyramids, you look at them and think maybe they were visited by Egyptians. I no, they know know I think now. Not something you know. They do believe that Africans came to earth or came to North America a long long time ago. The old man it's the olmecs. They don't understand much about the old max all they know it's a civilization. That goes back. I think it's like thousands of and they were the oldest civilization. They know advanced civilization in North America and they know nothing about their language. They know nothing, but they have african features. They have these all MAC. These carved heads, there's giant, carved heads, from they don't know where they drag the stone from the stone. Yes, I can't take and they're perfectly carved, like really like detailed african faces bigfix with thick lips african features. What well
No, I don't think it's their visit. I mean I felt that is, I mean. Look. The olmecs came from Africa, most likely yeah and came to North America S America. I mean they were there. They were there, they were in Mexico. Let me throw my theory out, and it's just a theory I don't really but, but I like thinking about it. What if ufos, looked like those pyramids and fucking ufos landed for a little while and gave them all their advanced technology and gave them all the crazy shit and then flew off and so you just go a deep into the what, if drug yeah this is deep in the way draw. This is way underneath a lot other what ifs but like. So, if you think about it, those fucking pyramids kind of look like they could be space. Ships like whenever I think is spaceships. I think why, wouldn't it look like a pyramid, it could be a pyramid, so maybe it's maybe fucking. They were visited by advanced,
tell Jance that looked like those pyramids, but still still, the problem with the pyramids is not that the problem of the pyramids that the incredible mathematical that that are required to something so perfect, there's two million three hundred thousand. Phones in the period of the great Giza pyramids, the great pyramid of Giza, the two to think about how many fucking Stone list for last day wait between two and eighty tons and some of them, the ones from the king's chamber, were cut from a quarry. That was like five hundred miles away I mean it's amazing man and they're perfectly put in place. You ever seen the king chamber you know what we're in the great pyramid is insane. They don't know any idea how they built it. They have idea how they got these incredibly large stones cut so perfectly and so smooth, and they found literally John Bore marks in the sarcophagus from a diamond bit drill right. So it's like she do. We have today
I'm sorry to cut you off that, just because it's another fascinating aspect of the stuff you're talking about which is shit. There's a for this kind of archaeology, where people crime does the no it's. I will find batteries. You know what I mean. You'll find nothing to cryptozoology, but yeah. I know yeah. I know what you talking you'll find like a it's something there's no way that it should exist back. Then it almost indicates time travel or have you ever will not have not time travel, but have you ever looked into Graham Hancock? Have you ever read any of stuff? No. I know that I want to give you fingerprints of the gods before you leave it's one of my favorite books and this guy, Graham Hancock, is an archaeologist and he hold all over the world. Looking at all these ancient civilizations in ancient structures and studied all the diff You know the different cataclysmic event stories that every single religion seems to have that are in the area of Gilgamesh in the Bible and what he believes is somewhere around ten thousand years ago. There was some event on earth and there
super advanced civilization that existed before that and I've been around a lot longer than we think and that what what the pyramids are literally is people discovering some shit that a super super advanced civilization that had been reset many found means of years ago. What we see like when you see like the great pyramid and the sphinx and all these things, that they can explain the thinks enclosure. What we see is the proof, that there was some sort of a super advanced civilization. Many many many thousands of years before, where the archaeologist currently date to be the time they built the pyramids A guy named John Anthony West that is dedicated his entire life to trying to, people look at Egypt in a different way. And he believes that, the Egyptian the drawings that depictions of pharaohs they go back over thirty. Four thousand, but for whatever reason, conventional egyptologists are unwilling to look at that kind of evidence. They don't want to look at anything that makes it seem like everything is all fun,
shut up, and there was some sort of an event that hasn't been documented in the people that we think of as Egyptians, maybe never, built this in the first place, they might have been like the people that moved into all this shit- and you know, like this conversation we're having about the pyramid. Yeah, the Egyptians were having it too. I'm sure what the fuck is, that right right, where this should come from exact people been saying that from Jack exactly we, we found it like secondhand. They found it first and will this Graham Hancock, has traveled all over the world. Taking all this is footage of these incredible structures that people have made that map out the cosmos that cause most match constellations and all these different societies like macho macho peach. You like that fucking thing like you, they don't even know how anybody got anything up there like these guys got these giant fucking stones up there, where there's no air, and they built these incredible. Structures many many many thousands of years ago, like they have no idea when and they think that it might have even been at a time where water was up there like it's fucking. Now,
when you really find out how much of these ancient structures in ancient in ancient civilizations. How much evidence there is for it, but when they are bringing this stuff up stuff up to conventional archaeologists. They always say well, where's the evidence for these cultures, like that's what they said about John Anthony W when they brought up the water erosion marks on the sphinx you familiar with all that the water erosion, the sphinxes due to thousands of years of rainfall, the problem that is the last time there was rainfall in the Nile Valley, it was like so seven thousand BC, so that puts it like way way way out dates. It way past what we pick up as egyptian civilization egyptian civilization. We think of around like two thousand three thousand BC, they're talking like seven thousand- four thousand years earlier than that. In that I mean I mean this is incredible shit, so these I have discovered all these different things that point to the fact that it's much more likely that there was a far older civilization that disappeared, and so the
archaeologists are like where's the evidence for this civilization. What this fucking right there, what else is going to be left? What else is going to be left after ten thousand years, man you're going to get stone, that yeah a car would dissolve into the earth a building would fall apart and crumble. Everything has to be made out of stone. That's the only It's going to survive, you seen, you know what I want to do, but you know when they first found the sphinx in the the forget which, for are they attributed to through the guy who supposedly, they think, built the sphinx, but it's in the higher lift. It literally says that he told in a dream that if you uncover the sphinx, he would go on to rule Egypt hit on coverage. You know why, because it was covered in sand the how to actively do you get out of the sand yeah. It was up to its head in ST right, not only that the head is been altered, like they know that the head you be far larger and was much more likely the head of a lion, and then
in fact I was like. I don't like that lion, I'm on my face up there bitch, and so that's when they put his face up there and more like it was one of the african Pharaohs, because he has a face of a Nubian. The Nubians conquered Egypt in the end of the egyptian empire, when everything felt to the did the Nubians conquered and their pharaohs were much more african. Looking yeah there's a it's. The point is where we're both saying is. There were also to play with this Graham Hancock guys, a fucking genius man and his his books are. Really on this shit and he has his wife's a photographer. So he has these incredible photographs of all these different things from all over the world, and it will absolutely convince you that at least this should be considered as an option, and it's not right now. Right now Everybody wants to think that everything they've been taught in school and everything they're teaching their students right now is the information and it's very difficult to get them to re. Look at shit, this mother occurs that won't. Look at the sphinx mean that there's
water erosion, every single geologist who looks at that says this is water erosion from thousands of years of rainfall and then have all these other guys that, like no Cappy, it's impossible, it's never been a problem for me imagining that were super or right, but for them they been teaching this shit there been teaching tutmoses. The third did this at this time and he built this pyramid, and you know they don't know, though, that the fucking, they really don't know it's guesswork, there's a shit load of guesswork yeah. That's always really amazing. To me, when archaeologists get very specific about something that was a really long time and then he said to his troops in a little mobile at the fuck, do you know what he said? Barely remember what I ate yesterday for lunch. How are you fucking see? How are you with diagnosing this shit? I talk about this. When I talk about stage when I talk about how little we know about human beings, if I'm going to club that has like two hundred people in it I'll say you know here's two hundred of us right here. What reread
Then, if we lived our entire lives birth to death- and we added him altogether- we represent twenty thousand years, just just the lives of two hundred people. If you Adam altogether birth to death, that's twenty fucking! one thousand years that's way more than we know about human history way way way more according to like conventional teaching or conventional, a thought. Like twenty thousand years ago, we basically caveman right, I mean We board animal skins and shit like when they find frozen dudes, how old those dudes No, it's like thirty thousand years ago, skins and shit and throwing spears with rock tips like that's as good as it got back, then twenty thousand just two hundred people's lives. That's incredible man! Well, do you buy into the stuff that we came from Mars no, no, I don't buy into any of the Mars imagery. I you know, I see all that Richard Hoagland documentary. I see all these guys talk about it and you know what I say.
A bunch of guys who are trying to find a bunch of shit? That's not necessarily there you're, making connections with this rock to that rock and you're, using this fucking, really fuzzy geometry to you know to describe the regions. There's some interesting structures there. There interesting structures that may or may not have one point: I'm been been a building. So but it's up for debate what's up there? Do you think it? It started off as the I mean Paul eight class, my storks. It's look, it's very possible! The storks bring we're talking about it's for this to work, it's very possible that life existed on Mars. It's very possible! It's very possible that if you think about the fact that life exists has existed on earth for billions of years right, yeah, hey
and we know that at one point in time you know there was lizards, running shit and it was a tropical jungle and those dinosaurs everywhere and we didn't evolve until all those were wiped off the face of the planet. According to Eddie Griffin, they were not wiped out the planet. They went underground and learn to shapeshift. Please tell me didn't say that on stage he didn't say it on stage. He told it to me behind the comedy so ever told you that how Bruce Lee died story now Bruce Lee thought of one thousand niggas is crazy. I'm like he was standing there and he took about nine hundred of 'em out until one finally got the death touch on his ass fucking death. He will, he will tell a fucking a tale. Eddie Griffin would be the it got to hang out with drunk in a pool hall and like a Friday night and he's talking shit, that's his best kind of you.
Manta Rays towards Bucknell, there's anything yeah. They are funny. But what was funny very counter? He told me that that was the first time. I'd heard the reptilian theory, and when you told it to me he said it he was so filled with passion and the true submit that it it like an eerie moment is not going so it was really have not he hypnotized crowds man. I saw him he's very charismatic, even though he's crazy, I saw him do like two and one slash two hours at the comedy store once and it His show the crowd got up and surged. Are you saying they all were trying to touch him like they were like he hypnotize hypnotized, the entire series? especially if you get really dumb dumb people in there he'll get him you know Ok good! You know he said he said what a lot of people don't know, is that the twin towers below them was forty. Cox, where all the gold with kept and the trains kept running twenty four hours a day like
what do you talk, that there is a gold underneath them does gold any to twin towers and the trains are hey. What is robbery? What do I know? This is the way to store a lot. I will go see I don't I don't know I saw I saw him at the store wants, but I don't so friendly guy to animal is always happy to see that that's really cool he's a very mounted guy man he's always been. Really crazy and everything, but he's very talented. He had a funny fucking joke about the dude who invented telephone. He he was Alexander, Graham Bell had to be on Coke, who the fuck it so hard like. I want to to somebody who isn't even here. That's a great joke. That's one of my favorite all time, jokes, stressing that voice! That's one of those jokes where you go! I wish I thought that when I am shocked, Isn't it kind of like there's two kinds of jokes: there's jokes for like man that joke sucks and there's jokes they're like man. Why didn't? I think of that?
there's no evidence mean well, you know what really always like humbles Maine. When I see a dude who can make jokes out of shit there, I probably would have dropped. You know who impresses me with that Patton Oswalt Pat and will go on this killer five minute bit about a fucking boss, full of water, you know I'm saying like I promise help find it and squeeze the funny out of it, and I always go damn that dude is like he knows how to like, really write right, like even for Obscur sure that you wouldn't think would be funny and he does the old trick where it makes it seem like the easy it's fucking thing on the yeah. It makes it seem like it's just not comfortable. Just comfortable and easy yeah happens that brilliant jokes are always a few people like that yeah, it's awesome, the watchman it is, they still white led watches, stand up yeah. Why don't most fun right? If you ever get it? When you know, if you ever get stock gear stand out block in all you got to do is watch the Great comic Seattle. Give you inspiration to work on more
jokes yeah yeah man, I'm used to have a puppet Duncan do the little hobo? I don't do anymore. You got stolen. Did you hear about this Joe? So? so little hobo hobo got stolen in San Jose who stole 'em. If I knew that then stolen from like, if I knew that I'd be in jail Duncan used to have this like little puppet that used to bring on stage that was like satanic and is very funny, funniest been used to do this thing where the puppet had killed. His grand father and puppet was channeling. Satan. Yeah demon was great great man. So did you leave bow in the lobby and somebody stole it or something? What Happ Well, it's an interesting story. I am the weird thing is I had been up in Nevada City at a little film, comedy fest, you're, saying you loved it up there, Nevada City is amazing. Where is it exactly? It's like,
north of Sacramento and I'm not really sure about how the pot manufacture and distribution works, but I know that Nevada City plays a pretty important role in that right there. It's like a big, it's like a big part of their economy, and- and how do I know this I'll, tell you, I was buying a burrito from a hippie and he commenting on how he likes the festival, because it's almost the business picks up to almost the level is when the cutters are tab and it was like well holy shit. You guys have a cycle based on the ship harvesting, the crops and stuff, so in Nevada City is also the Yuba River runs through Nevada. I wouldn't want to live there, though man, there too many creeps I would say especially right now with the climate. It's not like it's a legitimate marijuana factory, that's you know, everybody gets dental insurance and they and they all in their communities, happy not what's going on it's mostly
guys, are selling illegal shit. Well, here's the thing this is. This was the really fascinating thing that someone there said to me. They said they don't in November. They don't want pot to get legal because it's going to crash their economy, crazy, that's crazy, 'cause. That saying mom or I'm important than that one yeah, let's just people I can adjust. I just know it's saying: I'm, okay with people going the jail so that my I can buy more hummus. So do she that is, do she that's the most fucked up thing and I didn't think of it till I walked off. I would have said something but yeah. It was really yeah. I've heard the argument. I've heard the argument from a few people, but there's some people that are just contrarians and they just want to argue about anything, no matter what you bring up if they didn't think of it. First I'll come up with the opposing point: Oh I hate those people. Those are the those are. Those are conversation, vampires, there's a bunch of people that every conversation they have is some sort of an act where they want you to walk away impressed. You know, there's a lot of people like that. Oh yeah
they're, not listening to a God. Damn thing you're saying they just want to argue a lot of douche bag angry. At that doesn't very annoying man, because it's not a real conversation. You just want to throttle yeah. It's like we're. We're only having this conversation because you're in secure and up there's a lot of comic center, like that, a lot of comics a lot of matter, no not most of them, but there's quite a few. It's quite a few that are looking for arguments. Yeah, God at the ear beaters where they just get in and just start. You gave me that word is that what I can show it is to is to have the edge of the word. Jody has given him getting over here. He would say that Jody's the best fucking lines, but everything no matter what it is well he's the best. And they don't walk on ice, might as well dance. I'm saying, if you, you know how you would not, you could become a billionaire if you could make a Joe D as application, where should have Jody. I know no, you know how to Be a billionaire is of Jodie's. Let me do him in a cartoon which are a Joey.
Cartoon by this guy goes around smacking people in and sense sensitive kids. I wanted Joey Diaz Soundboard, though I want one that just goes up points. We don't really be a good show. A Joey DS show where he gives. Real logic to high school kids. More Joey, Diaz, like high school kids, will come to him for for It's about life and ideas will break down. Let me tell you about first time I ate listen, get over it, you got it asks. You know, he's got what Jack and cokes during their talks. I got it part of his overall loss to UT in a part of his parole as part of his long service. Okay, so we do a college college. Kids yeah never never sign some papers. I was thinking eighteen, but you're right, high school isn't really eighteen colleges. Eighteen like he comes to their orientation and gives a speech about call where a rubber sucker trust me can you take care of yourself got something you never going to raise a baby stupid. We could film say little House on the prairie we could film we could film separately like film, just Joey Diaz like screaming at nothing and then have
like a scary clown, and you know, with a the little girl inside the girl crying the whole time is the scary, clown and just put the two together. You know, take out the clown and but think about people like Joey Diaz is almost any situation you put them in. It's always going to be funny. Yes, there's always going to be a swirl of comedy that the video you used to do are you fuel tv do still do stupid face now. There was one which already has had the he added a joy, the is on top of a what was it like a he was like a little micro yeah sure man or something like that yeah yeah Galaxy CAT Galaxy camera Adam is it is that it he was a. He was a villain that lived in then it's so long. It lived in someone's head or something in someone's neck on a little boat is called the fisherman. That's the best one you can find it on Youtube or on your website is the best thing that you've ever done. In my opinion, you've done a lot of great stuff, but one of my favourites 'cause, I did not know it- was you until I started watching it was dry
history when you talked about Nikola Tesla. First of all, I loved it because you and I are both huge Tesla fans that we've talked so many times about how fascinating that guy was. But the fact that you that video, where you got super, duper fucking, drunk or just going off. What did you say about Can we play that because it's great you play drunk history, because it's really fucking brilliant episode, two right recently And if you go online, if you want to watch it online, look for drunk history, what on Youtube drunk history don't get drunk his Tesla just look under Duncan Trussell to Duncan trust is t r. U S s e l, L and it's hilarious, so we're gonna play the audio of it, but you can do you watch
the video over to because John C Reilly's in it and he plays Tesla, which I think will ever yeah yeah John C Reilly place. Tessalon Chrisman clover place. Edison is fucking, brilliant awesome. How cool was it to have shit? You did and have Fucking John C Reilly. Doing your words. Well, it's like 'cause, I was looking. I was like wow. That's what I look like. If I could act you can act, do acting is just about getting comfortable. You are very good at committing to weird shit yeah. I remember that one time that we did this weird backstage thing or Brian was filming. It were pretending like we're going to film a documentary. You remember that yeah. That was fun I'll, tell you this, acting it's not! is this it right here. Hey drunk history with Duncan Trussell and how drunk were you when you do this, like that, blacked out trunk? What did you drink absent and six in a six pack of beer? Oh, my god, how much absent half a bottle? Oh, my god, yeah that stuff gets you,
so we could have died. Really Nikola Tesla. Oh my god turn turn that shit up. Western technology, for everything we know is like modern electricity, Tesla invented that you are in wireless technology invented the radio supposedly one day, he was taking a walk in the park and he suddenly experienced this tremendous and he saw in his mind the perfect blueprint of an engine that would create something called alternating right and that wasn't like I like after go, the United States to meet Edison Amelia's,
So Tesla sailed across the ocean found Edison who, at the time, was like the king of Electricity Edison and was like alright. Well, I guess you, you can work for Maine an his job was like his job, was digging ditches for Edison and and this guy Westinghouse like gave him money too. I start like working on his idea of alternating current. So. Edison didn't like the idea of alternating current because he owned all the patents on direct current alternating. Her was the only I didn't do it. Would you do I'm going to start feelings?
Did you get all the details right, even though you're so hammer house and dance and won the contract to supply all the electricity to the world's fair? And this case that is enough. He was like this. Alternating current is bad. Alternating current will only cause massive deaths, and so he started his campaign to approve the alternating. Current was like the worst. Currently you do, you is what he did is easy and the like. How do Clea electrocute animals, Edison, wasn't asshole like taking like sheep and be like look what happens when the sheep touches the alternating current? Oh, I get electrocuted, look what happens when a cow comes in contact with alternating current it dies. Castle was horror any of you like this.
Is I am inventing electricity and you look like an asshole. You look like a fucking idiot going through. I can't do it. Can I thank you. Everyone tesler discovered the energy to run the world's fair, and at that moment Tesla became an international figure. Worshipped by everyone, so Tesla had like a laboratory like Mark TWAIN and like anybody who is famous the world, come to the laboratory. Do it like do things like make electricity shoot around his body? People would be watching like Amazon fire. Mark TWAIN will be there crying the new idea. It was that I don't think
You necessarily need to have like power plants for there to be electricity. I think that you can take electricity from the air. This was directly opposed to. All of capitalist society, so he was basically ostracized from society. How did this come out of my body? Their pieces? There's trying to Applebee's is yeah. I know I chewed it. You like crazy, you know, but his greatest pleasure as he was getting old, was feeding pigeons and he fell in love with a specific vision. What's going on Brian Internet, just stop did it it's not loading up the whole video.
Oh okay, well, they can watch yeah, you know just going you too yeah. Well, I think that was pretty much the gist of it. But how did Did you did you have to study for that yeah? I read a book on Tesla and I watched a documentary on Tesla, so I had all my facts straight, but you knew the whole story before and because we've talked about yeah anytime. I I deal with, I didn't know the extent of it into Antill, because I knew enough about it to know it would be a cool, drunk history and I'm friends with the guy does that Derek waters and I Like you gotta, let me do Tesla you know know was another one who believed he was in communication with with with aliens but see this is that believe he was receiving signals right. Here's an interesting point that I think we should talk about is you know you can use the term aliens or whatever, but where do your jokes come from yeah sure the ether I I've always said that at my most creative I'm merely passenger watch
I'll come out and I just keep my own bullshit from getting in the way of myself from getting in the way of the idea? Like last night? like I was in the middle of writing, and this is you know when I'm especially like late at night, I always find like reasons to get get distracted. Sometimes when I'm writing some in the middle of writing, and while I am thinking about something I think look at all this crazy shit. I wrote wow. Where is this all coming? Well, I've also needs me thinking like anything like this list. Ego way like look at all the work. You've done. Look at all this and then the idea, whatever I had slipped out of my head, it was just like a stupid. You know it's not about you dummy it's not about you. Getting any accolades. Are you patting yourself on the back for fucking, sit in front of a computer punch in keyboard for five or five hours. What it's about is, what comes out. That's what it's about it's about! The final result, the final product, and when that's You thinking about it's really, not even you
like it's just coming out of the air yeah in fact, yeah, the less you that's involved, the better it's better to and that's a hard it's the hardest thing, because it's like trying to catch those thoughts are trying to put yourself in the right position where those thought where you're catching them in the statics gone. It's fucking hard man. Thank you can't force it and that's the isn't thing yeah. If you try to catch it, it runs away from you. If you don't try to catch it. That's when the thought start popping in your head, usually your it's like that happening at times when you're not expecting it you're. Not, if you can't, you can't make it happen, ever read the war of art. I as a matter of fact. Yes, yes, I have yeah. I love that book. Give it to people. Do you have a copy of it? I do thank you, yeah I'll, give it to people, they don't have it 'cause. It's such a fucking amazing book when it comes to writing, but that Dude Steven Pressfield he talks a lot very openly
the idea of a muse. You know that, like he shows up and does his work and the mu shows up and gives him the ideas. I mean that's like this ancient idea and ancient thought, but it really does feel like it's something else besides you well, you know that We are talking about this earlier, so John Lilly, the Father of the flotation tank he sort of breaking. He openly says he had contact with extra dimensional were used to shoot, mean and climb into the tank yeah. He to jab himself in the leg intramuscularly with Keta mean a fucking cat tranquilizer. Is that what it's for cats? What does academy? I thought horses that's what I always say. I always sort of cat, and he would he would and go for a trip they say. Can I mean it's supposed to be one of the weirdest psychedelic experiences? I can. I had a very interesting way of describing it he said K Mean, is fairly recent as far as like fairly new. As far as like human use,
and can mushrooms are around for thousands and thousands of years document to human use. He said when you take a mushroom trip. One of the things that you're taking the trip is the idea that you are in your in bed. Yourself and all the other trips that happened with all the other mushrooms before, like you, you engage in one big joyous, connected experience, and it's one of the reasons why mushrooms, you know it's like it's, such as powerful, incredible experience like you have any parents of everyone, who's ever had mushrooms with Cada mean he said. Cada mean is like, like an empty office building and less than I did in a fucking week's it's not what it was for me whenever me, you talk about special, a yes, yes, you have the shoot it well, you can hang your. You know your good snorted, but if you want to throw it away and saying you got to see the aliens to me, it was the exact opposite. Wasn't like hallucinate. It was just like our walk up the stairs and there's no can watch Youtube videos of people on it. I mean he's about current
yeah Cada mean is not one that I would be really down with. I wouldn't really be done with trying anything. I have to shoot in my fucking leg, with a horse needle dot. Can trust is going to for a piss. This is the donkey week bladder trussell right back right after urinates, lucky it's in the same room, we don't. I have to miss him for long yes, never tried. Cada mean man, I'm not anything that you can get addicted to, and I heard you can get addicted to Cada mean except alcohol. Obviously having caffeine. But vitamins are dramas are healthy, so you know you're pretty addicted to him, I do know that if I don't take them, I don't feel as good. That's definitely right so you're addicted device should healthy. Maybe you to sleep, shut, the fuck up, don't look at that over sleeping yeah, What have you done if you've done Cada mean you it yeah? How much did you do? You know
remember- do not apply to light a couple lines along with the lines are going in is regular signs. You don't even know what yeah when you're doing your size just take. You know like a cd size. You know how crazy people on drugs they just ghost Norton something they're, not measuring it out know that. Does this young kid? The only reason I did because I was on acid and I wasn't thinking right- You know I don't already you can ask. If okay, you've done that and what other like harsh stuff? You tried crack right now. He didn't? I know this guy looks like when it allegedly mind about this guy that looks like you allegedly might have smoke crack right. What did he say about it? It's it's just like doing. Cocaine kind of it makes you feel kind of. I don't know I had such a gross smell that to me it was just kind of like I've focus. My all my
yeah on that now and just like being like gross like really is gross feeling DMT has a funky smell to the empty, sounds like it smells like some. You should not be smoking right, but then the aliens come and take you away yeah. I think the coolest shit was definitely ecstasy. That was handy clipping where you do acid in ecstasy. Serious man. When you fucking mind drugs, like that, you don't know the exact results of the the two of them together. That can be funky man, some weird shit happen. Mckenna told a story about doing uh. I think he did sorry lot of whippets. If you don't done whippets Joe, have you done whippets before? Yes, I did. Hope it's when I worked at Newport Creamery, but I teach you really found them to be quite weak. I didn't did. You have like silver around your lips and they found you in the freezer. You know we worked at a creamery and they had those big cream things. You could get high off
yeah. We used to buy it by the case and get the crackers with the balloons. You know and just sit there, and I only did it once I did it once it gave me like a head rush. I didn't like how this growth rates. I love you, don't you love yeah? How do you not like with it? I know you got to live with its hippy crack. Man didn't know what you know our brother in, like a a super, eight unicorns turn in and I just outside. I remember there was a way to deal with it. Were you it attached to to a bong some house of the wicked it was taking a bong hit? I think it's like you, port, your put it in and then put on the and what I was saying about combining drugs, for I forgot was that Mckenna told story once of taking. He took some ayawaska an and he took mushrooms. At the same time, I think you took like Ori took m a o, inhibitor and mushrooms. It might have been that it might have been that he took an m a and hit it lucky took harming and he took mushrooms at the same time and he said
it just fucked him up point where he was watching his memory dissolve inside of his brain, getting chewed up like in the gears of of a like irreplaceable. He knew what he would never get. These thoughts and ideas back and just took took. The lungs time to feel safe, that he was really a one point on the trip, convinced that this is it. You are never coming back from this like gone so deep, you're, never coming home that you know what that reminds me off. This is it. This is fascinating cause I thought of this recently, so the inventor of LSD, Albert Hoffman, he the first. He was the first person to take Ellis. He took it in the laboratory and when he took it you know they call it bicycle day, right the whole story, the d called bicycle day, yeah the you know the day. L is the use of an icicle day because he took anyone for run his bike anyway. Down is flying over the mountains and that started the sixties. Well with the forty. So it's a little while, but so anyway, he
if, when he took that lsd, he took a huge dose and he did not know that it would stop like if you ever taken, LSD and you're having like, maybe not the best trip, there's always a friend try to be like. Don't worry, you'll be fine. A couple hours Hoffman. He didn't have that he couldn't put on any pink Floyd. There is but I dies does at. There was just him in bed with his wife, giving a milk giving him milk, and he said he was being attacked by demons in his bed. The first person that ever did anything psychedelic like that or a first experience like that when there's no information must have been so terrifying, the worst trip. Every time someone will find a new one, because this is the thing I was thinking. You know the amazing story of how D m T or Iowa ask it comes from. Like you've told me, this is a zillion different herbs in the jungle and how the fuck did you figure that out? No, this is what I think you know. Most of the plan is ocean.
There's gotta be psychedelic starfish underwear fashion. There's got to be some kind of crazy mix of shit that someone is going to find and taken there's going to be a new psychedelic drugs. I'm not saying come from the seat. But there's going to be a new there's going to be a new drug that comes out eventually the same snorting so that's well, the thing is everything that comes up: they throw the water on it. Everything Salvi, others, no reason to make self illegal known died of salvia ever I have aired. Ruling also shall have a reason makes it really illegal. Why? Yet? Because the retarded internet videos that produces Brian did one there's just two men, I'm not yours! You, your salvia videos, are great, I'm about all the other ones. I just watching someone turned themselves into. Listen with MS, it's the worst. It's like watching like Britney.
This video is that like TMZ still like car accident, one oh yeah, you're right, but for someone, okay, let's just say this is that we are, you know men who have lived longer than others and we have experienced more than others, but if you're living fucking Indiana and you're seventeen years old, and you know your friend just did salvia and you're going to watch a video and he told you change his fucking life and he's re examining the way he looks at the world and you The video I mean that can be kind of a trip you know so we're looking at it like saying like with all these morons are doing this, but you know from your point of view: You might. Let me just say I don't think a lot of them morons, let's be real: okay, ok, they're! But here's the thing, though you know I was a moron moron God, thank God there there no no youtube when I was doing drugs for the first time, but but here's the thing. The problem with when I see those videos. Inevitably, here's what you'll see in the outside of viewers You know what you'll see in the background is a baby crib or you you'll
here there listen to the Xbox is on full blast or like the opposite. Things that you would want to have in the background is your to access a psychedelic state are happening 'cause these kids. They don't know how to take the psychedelics. You gotta heat the oils I just hate, because there's no need to shaman yeah. So it's really a and a travesty that we don't have people that have experience these things that are like, like reputable you know, they'd be some sleazy shaman there. Just try to get the decks are yep some creepy dues, which there are white right now, which there are now there's a lot of those dudes out there now on the psychedelic community that are like kind of like and that's wise man is there's a lot of fat, wise members yeah. It was a lot of people that are trying, but the you know, half of the mistake. You know how about the old when someone's telling you about some deep everything and then it's like cigarette, so many of 'em, so fucking many of 'em, I swear to God, dude. I was in front of the emperor of an IT guys,
tell me about how dangerous Kim trails were then living fucking cigarette. It's like dude you're, sucking poised gas intentionally in your mouth. Why are you worried about? You worry about? Chem trails, for you are doing, is ten times when you're, making Kim trails. Could you imagine if babies could smoke cigarettes if babies had cigarette smoke? something along the way. This game, I think they should have well it channel trails, are bad of Chem trails are really that bad, there's really bad for you. What Just doing I mean is not as bad cigarettes are not as bad. No pointed it out. It's fucking way worse now, people he felt bad about it. You know babies are doing fine getting blasted by Chem trails. What I'm saying is: if you gave baby cigarettes, they would be fucked. Oh yeah, right yeah, you don't seem a lot of yeah. You don't see like angry babies. You do, though, if you watch videos from Thailand in two years in Thailand, smoking cigarettes, a I'm. Smoking is cute, it's very strange. They don't give a fuck. Over there, it is cute, it's a door I don't know why, but there's something adorable kid gets mad when he doesn't get his cigarettes. Oh yeah,
Temper tantrums that freaks yeah, when you're, two or three or whatever it is you got no self control. Nicotine fits by both you guys have kicked it's Brian you're! Back on the cigarette yeah. I was horseback on for couple weeks, so I've never done the cigarettes. Tell me what is the pool? Why is it so difficult to quit? What is it? Well, it's one of the most addictive substances on the planet. According to mantis it's horrible here for the airline, so you're hooked on here. So they said. That's this thing. They always let's say you're at you. Let's say: you're an Ex heroin addict right and you're in the program you're going to in a and you're working on your life, but here was legal. Every time you go out in public and walk to go, get your groceries, there's a chance that when you go to the grocery store, a guy with a belt around his arm shoot not before it goes to get milk on deep. So just everywhere you go yeah you're getting triggered with you know with cigarettes. It is exactly it's like with cigarettes, you're hooked on the most addictive
substance, but everywhere you go. There's going to be a couple of people, smoking triggering that addiction and forcing you back into the psych, and that is what ends of reaction is you're not going to die for having that one cigarette you're going to actually feel relaxed and exactly what you want. You know you're not going to be like a cigarette, and I had a heart attack and died. You know two credible, it's incredible how widespread it is. It's mostly for stress. You know it's mostly for relaxation it's just like any drug, but very mild, compared to every other day. I was very lucky that I had friends when I was in high school that had already starts smoking cigarettes. That already were hooked. When I was like this is incredible: they're, seventeen years old hooked on cigarettes. This is just insane, and so I I made sure that I I never did it I tried to. I think I tried it once I tried a cigarette at a party when I was like fifteen I didn't like that was discussed, but here's this, but my point is like: if you see somebody smoking cigarettes, man, the smoking cigarettes grows, you ever see someone that's a heroin guy, You even know anybody. That's got everyone problems. I have
ever known. Well, I guess I've known a heroin junkie here and there, but I've never been close with them. Have you ever been around someone right right after they did it? No there's this guy named Buffalo bill when I used to play, pool in white plains at executive billiards in white plains, New York. There's a lot of action there, a lot of gambling that places stay up to like forty five o'clock in the morning, the guy owned it his name's Guy Hamilton is cool. What the fuck's actual name is as a reedy, but he was a professional piano player and he thought as a really sounded to guinea. So Guy Hamilton I think it sounds more professional anyway. They used to have these tremendous pool matches that would go on. Do it about thousands and thousands of dollars, and people would bet in the stands, and it was some of the most fun times my life watching people gamble, and there was this one guy he used to come into play. There was a dude named George, the Greek there was this local house. Key
they had a ton of money and he liked it bed high. He would always fuck it come on you cock sucker. You got no hot, you bet five thousand and you always wanted a bad guys, and so it guys would come in from out of state to plan this dude Buffalo Bill, otherwise known as water dog. That was his other nickname and he was a heroin junkie and what would have see, would shoot Heroin and they you come out of the bathroom and sit in a seat like this for half an hour. I mean like this. I pause the double and there in his head would like have and then he would get up after, like twenty five minutes of that he would get up and start fucking. Byron balls into the hole with no fear really could not miss could not miss. He was one of the best players have ever seen play and he was blasted out of his fucking mind on heroin. I watched him run. Ah, one hundred balls who's playing straight pool for it was I don't remember the number, but it was always several thousands of dollars, who's playing a game of straight pool
the dude ran one hundred balls and out on a table with these tiny ass pockets, the pockets- not even four inches. It was like three and three quarter. Inches standard is five inches the pros plan, four one slash two: these are like three and recorder, they were tiny ass and if you didn't hit the ball perfect, it would jar in the pocket and drive. You fucking crazy, this dude with the fire them through the fucking meat in the pot. Like the pocket was a swimming pool and he was rolling a golf ball and when he was a fucking master in his dead babies, walking on the scene on her way to black dead rattlesnake eyes, he might as well have been a fucking shark. His eyes were dead, he was just her into the gills to the gills you'd. Look at him, you'd say no one in there. You saw no one in there, but he knew the rules of straight pool and he fuck and set up.
Break shot smash that rack and be perfect on every ball. It was infuriating and George agreed would get crazy because he knew the guys on their own because he's on the fucking shit, I want to win this money. I gotta get this cock suck off their shit, I'm starting not playing these fucking junkies anymore and you get crazy and he starts. Yelling is smoking cigarettes? I'm not fucking he's fucking junkies. You didn't hear a word that guy firing fireballs in the whole didn't even look up Georges like literally yelling and screaming, because he's about to lose his money and the guy didn't ball, just didn't it's just something that you know like with heroin, you know, obviously it seems to engender some kind of creative state. Free music in certain music, but I never thought there was, like I hand, coordination associated with it. You know what it is. No his eye and coordination is already he's been playing pool for his whole life. This guy is a mean water dog was this guy that played all over the fucking world. I mean he was. He was a killer. He was Those dudes would come into a pool hall, just a lot of pool halls all across America where people are begging for some
come in and challenge the local player 'cause. They think fucking Danny's playing good he's. Lots of money, we're going to money if any fucking road guys think they're going to take the money off Danny. Well, he's those guys it would slip into these towns where they would. You know he still do to this day pool halls a real action pool hall. Those are fun fucking places if you like pool and the fun part is when someone comes in and once a gamble, so this guy would come in all dirty hair. Looking big fucking, bald head, big stupid fat face, look healthy at all, looked all fucked up and you guys want planes every Wanna play and people look at him. Going this kind of fucking hustler came and walk. He had this terrible lamp. 'cause you in a bad car accident, always Heroin down, always here doubt and he would just get in and just fire on people just when he was Yeah is mixture right. I've seen a fucked up before when he didn't have his heroin there time where he wanted me to sponsor. This is all back in California. When I first moved here, I ran into him at hard Times Billiards, and he want me to put him in the tournament. So I said, yeah I'll put you to turn because I gotta get my shit to be right,
I know you gotta get your shit. Okay, we'll go get your shit! What I need a ride! I go where Compton get the fuck out of here Well, I'm not driving to Compton I'm on a sitcom dude, I'm not driving a Compton, so you can cop heroin. So you could play pool better, so he didn't get his heroin that day he played like shit. He would have to have to get his hair heroin perfect, get his mixture right. It's very talented player, though man he just got. Fortunately got under the grips of that shit, but when he was on it man he didn't how's. He doing now he's dead. That's the thing about heroin dudes. They don't really last that long. Now, that's not a healthy drug. You know it's not one that you know, but when they're on yeah. It's not one that you come out great I mean it's a. It is always the question: would Jimi Hendrix would have been? He been Jimi Hendrix if it wasn't for asset of was over mushrooms out for you probably a lot better. Can you imagine those people that if he was offered to anyway, you imagine by the way the year
being man. I've got a friend who argues that that retarded moment that another contrarian, you would be better. If you turn on on whoever it is if they weren't on arrow. If they weren't on the mushrooms, when an acid, they would be better, and that is crap. Where is that coming from Is he never done anything? No. He has but he's like a jazz person and he's like pointing out that, like MILES Davis was great before but in heroin and it doesn't look miles. Davis is always smoking weed Pressley? Never did you all those guys smoked weed. I guarantee call David smoke weed to fucking jazz musicians, man, it's like comics, I mean there's a few comics, don't smoke weed, there's a few of us, but most part in less they have health problems. Why wouldn't you you know Phillip K, Dick Dedicated one of his books to all these people have gone insane from
psychedelic wow and he had a yacht. I can't rember how he described it, but the way described it was like he described them is like. I can't remember the brilliant person out. There knows who it was at the end of that awesome: animated waking, lifestyle movie, they did what's right? What was that Skinner? Dark? Yes, going to drive it, but I'd it's like kind of like the risk and volved in deciding to do psychedelics or do whatever enhance your art, there's a certain risk involved, because sometimes you are going to come back sometimes like when Mckenna makes the MAO inhibitor in the whatever in his mind, is getting ground up. He there's a chance, might not have got some people, don't. Make it out. Like some people, you run into at some point in their life will probably brilliant they had it together were there
but now they're like borderline personality. It's also, I think, how you handle the trip and what direction you decide to. Let your consciousness go into yeah I mean there's parts in a trip where you can let go and everything could be. Ok or you can fight in your fucked, and I think that's also the case in real life. I think after the experience is over. There's an adjustment. Period when you have a really intense experience where you come back to reality and regular everyday life and it seems pretty lame and it seems fake and it seems slippery yeah now, one of the last time I did the anti was a few years ago, and I didn't do it again because the for, like a couple of weeks after the experience like life in my inapt way of describing it became slippery, I felt let like the reality, was very slippery. The idea that this insanely intense much more powerful experience than everyday life was available that easily that it was just three puffs way and boom you're this new dimension. That was too crazy to me. It was really hard to to go in a
fly, anything that might have got from that experience positively into regular everyday life because it made regular, Everyday life seems so transparent, tricky it's tricky, because it's not useful if you can enjoy this life like the last want to do, is enjoy only the psychedelic world and then you're just fucked up on a new thing every single day and it never. You never interact with people here and it doesn't enhance here. It doesn't enhance this conscious state of conscious also any people who are at gates of psychedelics some of them, I think, take a bit of a delusional approach by making it seem like these things are always going to be safe, you're always going to be fine. It's like any great thing, has an inherent risk while you're going to be fine for the most part, though, are the natural ones. You don't hear about people
from p, o t or mushrooms or d m t. I don't think I don't think you're going to die and I even even go crazy. You hear the great crazy from acid crazy. You hear from acid. You hear you hear brain damage from MGM a of her that effort dudes. I think you killed your brain damage from the m es as Faras going crazy from LSD. It's like the bottom line is your brain. Is the organic computer and whenever you're putting some kind of external thing at this shifting the way the operating system works and then rebooting it and bring back online? Just like computer there's some chance that when that, The program two is a big question mark in your dock. Yeah, exactly is what Microsoft word the yeah, because you know I I have top- loses sound yeah, yeah yeah. I wish that it wasn't that way, but if you know sometimes, if you, for example, go look at a video of Timothy Leary late in his life now, would you like to
pull pull up like a Timothy. Well now we don't have to just describe what is he's lucid. No No he's not Louis City fucked up he's a little little fucked up man. Maybe it was always like that, but it seems that there some sort of neurological impact the vast amount of psychedelics he's done. It's a negative neurological impact. What Mckenna is the the you know the great bard of the psychedelic movement yeah, and you know he died of a brain, tumor yeah, I mean, and he did say no. Doctor said: there's never been a case of mushrooms causing that, but it's not just mushrooms, he was doing. He was doing well, not only the doctor might not have ever known anyone to take as much yeah you're talking about a really special case. I mean here's, a guy who took a lot of fuckin psychedelics, all over his life, the guy died. Of a mushroom shaped tumor, I mean literal. A tumor that shaped like a mushroom is at heat that must have been so embarrassing for him. Like you
I think so I did add to be shaped like a mushroom. He actually, he actually was fairly open about it and he said that shorter, intense life worth living like, if that is the cost of the experiences that he's had it's absolutely worth, but it's like if you were masturbation advocate and you're like it's totally fine, it's how that you can jerk off all the time. It doesn't do anything and then, when you get a brain scan and it look like a tumor shaped like a jar of vaseline in your brains, Dick yeah. It was sad personally I don't know it would be a dick tumor. He tried to get obscured as it should have said, like a dick dick in so many. I think it was just too obvious right. Wait. Wait was vaseline ever really a way to masturbate, but I try to use it the other day and was like kidding. It's not the right way. Did it once when I was in high school, and I was like that- definitely feels better than you just using my hand, but not worth the effort, so I did it once
Ben gay is awful masters and also I still have frozen in my memory. I went to this really lonely guys apartment once it was editing something and like on his fucking death is an open Jarvis along with people? Oh no! No! It was you forgot the oh, it's like uh. He just didn't care he's like yeah, it's my vast lane. That's my dip Inge! I grow e watched. This incredible documentary with it was a show in in the UK with Eddie Izzard. Do you hear about it? method. Man no reason one thing about vastly is he he ran these marathons and one of things I have to do is put like Vaseline or you know some lubrication all over his sack back in his balls in his dick in his nipples
He ran some insane number of marathons in a row like over forty in a row to raise money for this thing and he's not in shape, and he doesn't didn't, have a history of running and he just started marathons and was running them like he ran one thousand miles. He ran all around the UK. Did it in like a month, it's fucking, incredible man, it's in credit because he's not even in shape. We just did it for through sheer willpower. I couldn't imagine if I had to run twenty six fucking miles a day over and over and over again I mean we have all these problems like today is my love with math and he gets the fucking finish. 11th in a row dude in ten days here at eleven fucking marathons or eleven days. Rather he ran ten marathons because he kept going he kept going. He would take a day off every now and then, when they literally told him, you can't walk today. Your feet are so fucked up. You got. Sisters. I mean they were cutting blisters draining them with Nia wincing and another math on run another marathon. The next day is fucking incredible incredible. I never would have expected it
you know. I always saw that guy on tv, you know, and he you know he had some pretty clever material and he's wearing a dress, and I was like okay. I guess that's his stick. You know whatever? What are you fuck? I never really paid attention. But after watching this commentry, I'm like wow like that a powerful motherfucker That was a brilliant thing. I mean the fact to push himself to run some like forty something fucking marathons over one thousand miles he ran, I think, was a thing in one hundred miles or something crazy like that you went all around the UK. Fucking am using any like. You know, he's a fat guy who is forty seven years old? He just willed himself to do and he's never been a competitive athletes, never done anything like that is like yeah. It really shows you where you're setting the bar in your life is like. Yesterday I was like willed myself to carry my groceries up my steps- and I was like this- is pretty good you didn't take. Elevator by his house. Somebody had glued pubic hair to the crossing
and you know we pushed across had to present you get people. Can you know I mean that's a that's just not that's that. That is a. I don't know how it applies, but yeah that somebody in my neighborhood neighborhood is filled. It's a hipster hive and it's like filthy hipsters. Someone had the brilliant idea of clipping their pubic, hair and using rubber cement to glue it on the button you have to press to cross the street. Now, how does hipster community get started? How does how to hipsters take over a neighborhood? I know how Puerto Ricans do it chinese people do it. It starts with disagreeing with every country, and then they only spent goes one language they meet together. They form a community hipster italian word: hipster is like a new word for, like the subculture and the subculture gets pushed base
really it's like, but is it really the subculture? It is monstrously huge. It's like the idea of alternative music, it's an alternative when its selling millions of copies, but it goes like it goes like this. Here's the way it works. There's there's like on the very fringes of society right there. The artists, like the real art, is the people who are getting like alien transmissions or whatever you want to call it they're, getting super inspiration and they're, creating amazing things, and usually these people are not like the mainstream, their way different, they're, usually crazy or offer they're, not they're, not in the dimension that most people
right, if you, if you put this up to your mouth, it'll, be better. That idea, your varying ally, alarms you keep turning away from the microphone. Has that fresh yeah, it's very directional and the people get annoyed at the shows. Are you going to put condenser microphones up, but then you hear my dogs barking and you hear the and water running sense, and so some hipster thier hips. If you get the artist, the art and artists got a group of friends right right. A group of friends are really annoying. Ninety one, but will moves away. They're kind of art is now they're kind of artists and they start imitating whoever this this great matic figures you get that group of friends right into that group of friends. There is your for the first group of people because of moves in to the shittiest neighborhood, where the rent slow, because they're all they don't have a lot of money right now, you've got a pretty cool group of people because you got the guy using the weird stents. So the baby holding the bomb in the flowers and he lives downtown, and everyone knows he's a genius and his friends live there too. Let's go, move downtown. So what maybe we'll Beating up or mugged a couple of times will be around Banksy
super artistic. I was living down the shitty part of town. So then what end that ends up happening? Is you get following the group of friends and group of people who are friends of the friends- and these are the posers and those are the people who start filling up the neighborhood and that's when you get a hipster neighborhood 'cause you get like people. One really crazy guys, like you know what today, I'm dress, like the front of sergeant pepper, album, I'm going to my my stash schatten, where Bell Bottom, which, if you like to live in center of the hive, though, is or anything because I know you watch him like through binoculars at night and study them. So we what's. Is there it like it's ETA party lot of parties with the Depeche mode, but like backwards or you like it? Do you like living all these hipsters I'd rather live there than West Hollywood or live there with like with like people who are? Who are you know? king, authentic pleasure and riding the bullet, Saddle Ranch
You know, I'd rather live there than like around a group of people who love karaoke yeah. I don't like to be like to live around. No people, that's why I never thought to be suburban at all. Have you ever thought to move to like a Burbank or is like a more suburban neighborhood or you being in no I'm we're looking for a place right now. We're trying to get the fuck out of there were looking for, Well, we want to move near me, man. We want to live in that area here. This is Mars. I was telling you don't even know what Mars is you should go live with. It may well come to visit me when I was living in Colorado when I was living in Colorado is living on the top of a mountain three thousand feet above boulder on one hundred and fifty acres eight miles up a dirt road into the woods that was that was Mars. That literally, you would see this guy at night. Just filled with stars incredible too soon:
move up there. After move up there after the israeli start, Bahmanyar now listen man, the problem problem up there is having babies having little kids up there and having a wife doesn't have to drive in the snow. If it wasn't for all that shit, I would still be up there. It was incredible it was you're living around the most incredible artwork. That's ever been created by anything in its natural artwork. These mountains, that's not a painting! It's a natural three dimensional gigantic super beautiful thing! That's right in front of you all the time and it's humbling and Majes and I would drive up this fucking road to the to the mountain and as your you're turning and you're, seeing the snow capped peaks in July, there's fucking snow on them and it just staggeringly beautiful in the sky is just Crispin Clean, there's, not a hint of it's incredible incredible! You can live in a place like that. Why the fuck? Wouldn't you, but it's that's I have babies and your dog gets eaten by a fucking mountain lion. It's not easy. I think that's the isn't that the plot of the shining- no
well, it kind it kind of is dude was already nuts man, I'm not nuts. That's the point buck made by that yeah. He was tell me fuck, are you talking about truth? Is Joey means I am griping Joe ate the dog. Actually, there was no mountain lion dogs to talk with talking to many it I was. I got crazy doing. Do there. I have to write when everyone's asleep and don't you do you right? Can you during the day I just had to be I don't feel like I get the same transmission, I don't feel like I get there. In connection to the universe? It sounds completely retarded, but when more people are asleep, I feel like there's less interference. I see. I really one of the reasons why, in this sounds totally hippie. You know Go where a crystal you faggot. It sounds like that, but one of the reasons why I like living way, far away from people is that I
I'm very sensitive to people's energy, a very sensitive to people's intent, sensitive to what's going on, and I think even if I don't want, tune that in I think, there's a certain amount of really like low low low frequency perference when you get from people when you're around them all the time like if around a bunch of negative douchebags, even if you're not interacting with them. I think they're affecting the frequency of the Envir yeah sounds silly, but it doesn't. If you go to New York City Man, you feel that you feel the energy of the city, what eggs Actually are you feeling you're feeling all the fucking people, man you're feeling some that's intangible and also you know it's like if you think about it, we did survive, went back in the days when PETE when it was common to get eaten by a tiger and stuff. You had to be completely in tune with the tribe that you were living and the tribe wasn't with each with each other you're dead. Your tribe is glowing care to stop yeah. That's my truck!
That's your tribe! That's whatever roundish! If that's what you're around that! Well, I know you're saying I I I feel less influenced by like that that level of when it when it's that far away, but it's like it's more like the group of people that you really hang around with like the person you live with the people, you drive around with those of the people who are really shaping you. You know what, if your wife or your girlfriend was the one that did that, though, if you found out that she was the one that glued the pubic areas that we want to happy days in my life, like my bitches, free crazy like why you wanna ruin cubic here, so you just got horny and crazy. I don't know. I just seem like the right not even cubic there. Actually, my bottle here. I've been collecting them for ten years, so it would date a girl with butt hole, hair and have to talk to her about it. No yes. If my girl and head butt hole here. Now you wouldn't say anything: you just deal yeah What I gonna say, I would much rather deal with that. Bullshit once said: butt hole, hair this way back in the day and bottle here at poop,
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there you can just your belts out, something like that. That's what he does all the time. It's g like in M night Shyamalan, you guys yeah. How did how appetizing to his movies look? Do you preview every time it comes on and but says, M night Shyamalan people to go at a year. You can only rate my mind so many times, Sir he's got a changes. Name. I've gone to two movies were that that preview came on and both of them had that same exact reaction. Yeah people are sick. Of that do people are sick of it. Did we've done some podcasts rants are ready, the you and night? Shama Lama, Ding Dong, podcast? Worse, we've already done them, so we can't repeat it, but he those guys where you know, there's people that have accused him of stealing the idea for the six sense too. Apparently there was something else that had the exact same idea and was written version. How does he keep Getting money to make movies Hollywood's filled with retards man they just they. Just the wine you'll hit it again who approved. If he gets
this time. Elevator back he's back, look at sick sense. He won the Oscar Win, an Oscar or something yeah, thanks. That means. That's amazing, though you make one good thing. All you have to do is make one good. And you get like seven bombs that you can do well had some that are weren't, that bad like unbreakable. Wasn't that bad I didn't enjoy it. I mean I enjoyed it, but I didn't think it was the greatest thing in the world, but The village was kind of goofy, but it wasn't atrocious, but I heard the one with Marky Mark the plant one the plants come alive, everybody that was awful, so bad. I've read it so bad. It's unintentional comedy what about this new, the new like? What's his name? I'm not there! still here the one with the guy did. Frankie went on Letterman and kind of acted like you. Yes, you did Jakeem. Have you seen this infinite Phoenix yeah, it's a whole two year, prank that he was doing. Is it good, acting crazy? No, now I don't know everyone knew that he was doing a prayer. I don't care, no one was fooled. Yeah, like everyone do they eat. This is a means. Nothing to me. I don't like
People pretend to be something that not unless it's brilliant right now, you gotta be Borhot yeah. If you can do that, that's that's funny to me, which is pretending, you're crazy. Who cares? you. Will you wasted two years your time right? I don't have it. I got it all. Why would you even care about the lease rate actor whose great Johnny Cash yeah, but would you care about him- and it is Didn'T- seem like a good premise at four: if motor vehicles it's hard for a dude to do Johnny Cash in my eyes and and pull it off on my you going to do you're going to do Johnny cash you're, not Johnny Cash. Why are you pretending, you're Johnny Cash you're going to Johnny, you gotta be a bad motherfucker by Johnny Cash and he did it. He pulled it off perfectly bought it great actors. Brilliant brilliant was great gladiator two, but I know the relationship with his sister food food. That idea for that I know what it came from. It came from cocaine. That's a cocaine idea. He was doing blow with. What's his name
Colin just answer he was doing blow. He was, in with with who's the guy did the who produced the the movie Hanks Colon fuck off Sean Milam who is the guy? Who did? It was no idea? Oh Casey, Affleck, Casey, Affleck Joaquim, were doing blow you think so that's a strong statement, you just you just outed them. Well, I mean is that right? It just feels like a coke idea. It feels like an idea. This is just purely european regulation. This is no way reflects the opinion of the job. This is not my opinion either, but you're saying it though, So what so? What happens? Now, I think lawsuit federal lawsuits happen funny you said allegedly no, you didn't It's my theory. I don't know if that's true just so. Why did you? Why did you think that? Why do you think that? Because it's an ego idea. It's like an idea that, like you, think you're going to do this. You brilliant innovative, cutting edge thing and you're going to do verge away from what you're already great at in the
You just end up putting out this thing where no one's tricked and everyone's mildly annoyed. It's just it's like that's so poignant, you nailed it just you just do what you're good at don't is this always happens. It always happens where a really great actor or someone. So you think it's an ego thing. Yeah It's an ego thing why? Why is it an ego thing? Because he wants to see if he can pull it on yeah 'cause? He wants to see if you can pull it up and he thinks he's important enough where the entire country is going to. Oh, my god Keen what's happened to our dear? Why? No one cares. You go three months down the road you forgotten about the guy yeah, like a bit disappointing because he was a good actor. He still go. Do you still get to make you work with nutty and stuff some shit into his face? Remember when he had fake cheekbones? What was that one went nutty unlikely, but they took him back. They took him back. But I hope they take Joaquim bad. You don't don't want to lose his position.
Love! His movies is a great actor, a great actor. What about hip hop, not impressed, love it love it The only good thing about that movie is the music. Easy. Is my new socks on what you think? Titties senior girls butt hole, You don't just give that stuff away. If you, cop I did that a senior girls butt hole. It's really going searching lately should make a movement that song there's there's several people that I know in my life that I would love to do one of those windy city heat things just have them convinced that we're really shooting? Yes, movie with them totally The document, if you ever seen, I haven't seen windy. It's amazing awesome still have so go check it out. So good. The idea for people don't know. Is they convince this crazy guy that he was famous allegedly allegedly,
he's crazy and yeah allegedly, do is that you really have to say that you have a legally say that I can't I can't let you like that, get in trouble. Okay, allegedly you want her to flesh Nike and trouble. That's full of forces me to do what I'm saying you know it's very vice. I'm just very concerned about the larger shadow when I know that way: you're, not my legal, advise where you're saying that, because Joe said did them, may character, scary Perry in windy, city heat was crazy. Now that place could not have existed or that guy could not have existed without the comedy store. The common store is like the magnet for the craziest fucking people from all over the world would be drawn to that place. Number some of the nutty fucking people that we at that place how about that that fucking Hooker, that the hooker that was on camera, just telling me about she puts an added craigslist, just shows up a guys houses and fucks him and that's the old way they do it. Nowadays you just become a porn star. Is that what they're doing porn star hookers? It seems like every Wednesday
star. What kind of makes sense would be like good advertising. If you really wanted to be a hooker, you would do porn and say you know you could be used. You could be fucking right now and you know, and then they put an ad out, you know it's crazy there's this one pornstar, that's pretty well known, I'm not going to say who it is, and I search turn founder on like a one of those hooker review. Websites, have you seen these where they review hookers, and it's like it's like it's like Amazon were like that. You know a girl's, pussy smelled like she did put out. You know it was good and you know any. I found her on there and you could like it, gives a rates and reviews and also gives her mobile cell phone number. So you can just call her up. So I was like this is ridiculous. What is this website? What's the name I can't remember that's a good thing for people to know that is. I can't remember, I'm sure people are going search. I think reviews are always hilarious. When you go on yelp and someone's
in the time to write a serious free paragraph review about a cafe, thoughtful, thoughtful review like their Cisco and Ebert and they're reviewing like the Sherman Oaks Starbucks. I think some folks have like they have aspiration's like hey start out reviewing shit on yelp and then they start a blog, because people enjoy my yelp reviews and next thing you know a GQ will hire me to be their resident critic because of my snarky reviews that sad pad, I'm so snarky really know how to cut you down. Yet you down decide. No, you know the snarky review suck but even more unnerving is, is when someone gives like a passionate Paz Review for a Shoney's all right. You know. I mean, or someone like shown, he's nice Danny's. Then it was a you know what I mean or for like. If you go on hope you can look at reviews for like office depot or staples my yelp,
Are you a yelp elite yeah? How many times you actually did two things today you made fun of him. This is the second one all the videos and a young guy uses Sally a video and he's a yelp. I'm sorry, I don't know I'm not talking about you. His reviews are great. I see your views are aware is wrong. Sometimes you get, you know something that you hate and you want to make sure that if people are driving around on this go to a restaurant, I am this something else. For the most part, this is four stars. You know I, your reviews are different. I like it. I, like I like axes of information, I'm one of the alleged yeah, but would you take your sweetie to a restaurant? If you like, looked at the reviews and says you know, chef parts in on every you know plate before maybe it was one review that said that, yes, I would be tempted would still there was a restaurant where chef farted on the plates I might give this is when you go to peoples that, if, if you follow that stuff, if you go to the review site, where you know the the look at all the reviews and they're all negative to ask a rotten,
right, frank, great every time they see everywhere they go. I like it's mostly for Dennis. Everything, then is that and doctors that you want, and if you this doctor, has nine thousand reviews all positive in, except one negative, I'm going to go to that doctor yeah. Well, there's people that will complain Duncan when you take these. You know harsh hits to me. It really hurts because you're not really thinking about. I don't, I didn't think he's helping man you're helping the world. Thank you. How many reviews you do you have on your yelp? I don't know a lot. I love Yelp yeah. I this girls, the girls over Yelp, you listen
Yup messages like I really loved how you review that Taco Bell. Now that I've, let you do it, I wonder if you're writing, Yelp yup actually has parties for all the your beliefs and on it. So you go there and yeah bomb on you red bands, like my god, like forty people, like thirty nine of Amer Asian girls, and then I see you now says I, where do they have the part into we had, is nine zero when you walk in the room, do a Christmas party at the viper room last year that would suck Damn Morty Yelp reviewers in your establishment is what this is going to leave a shitty rye walks on totally leisure shoes, and you get served better because you know you as you like, make it print out a yelp badges in Delmar wallet, and then you can like flip it when you go to the who's the standard and they they automatically serve you better and try harder and cook their food. But I'm skidding onto that that was ok. Not too far with that one son. You should have bailed on that one early, you knew it was a stinker he, so how many? How many agent checks have you met from these things? Now Eniac accent, I've only gone once a few. Have you dated any
Asians now really wanna whoa, hey a family show you're fuck up you, but you would you look at it and you go hey. I'm a single man. Now, I'm out there yelping mother, nothing, makes me feel better after I get out of a bad relationship and ripe writing a yelp review. You know I've been yelping long weed stores. Lately I've been yelping. Oh yeah, that's I mean it's cool because, like you go read these reviews and go ahead and these people you don't have a cash machine, they do credit cards. I do review Yelp, I'm going to read the reviews, but I do not review things and that's really push me I'm fucking one way: ST man yeah you're, like downloading torrents and sharing. I enjoy your reviews on yelp but outside. Red band. It's just to me like when you read some of the impassion Impassioned Yelp review, where someone someone's really that pissed off that they're. Like writing. An angry yelp review, it is some of them are so dumb know it it would.
Was me when they start complaining about the prices you know and it's so overpriced, and this and that and that and this and I don't care how good the Food is thirty. Nine dollars for a steak is ridiculous. Well, no, it's not if the guy goes to the butcher Martin himself and make sure, only getting grass FED beef from very specific organic cows, and he brings to his restaurant- is the whole point of what he's serving. You is like the very best shit from all over the world and you're complaining that it costs a few dollars more, do you understand what he's doing here? How about the old? The reason I gave this three stars instead of four stars is because when we came into the restaurant, it's just like yeah, the the hostess was or anything yeah her own meal, and I had to finish her mouth full before she could speak to us. I got in trouble for one review because I was so pissed off that I went home and did one of these like really bad.
Reviews that you guys are talking about, gave it one star posted the photo as being a kid with like hair missing like from his head for some reason. You like a patch of hair, and I got in trouble for it. Did you get in trouble with what I wrote? Who did you get in trouble from? What did you write it? I want to read a little bit now. I don't I wrote. Well, it was a seven dollars haircut and I fucked up your hair and her picture that wasn't really you with fucked up here and said it was you yeah, so you do the dishes thing. No, no! No! No! She just act like she never like cut hair in her life like I like, I was telling her things and she would like hot start, cutting the the baby she's him and that's why you beauty bed, anyways, we should've buster move the worst thing ever. Maybe that's what it was man. Maybe you just put a spell on that bitch She was it. Was your fair monk, like I really thought that she got her like barbershop license from like she thought the warranty card for the clippers was like her. You know. That's all she needed or something it was that bad, like she never cut here.
Frowns upon you Newseum right there, Brian frowns, France, Paul Ryan. She was not happy dancing destruct, not happy, isn't she was supposed to be the God of Cannabis, not like the yes yeah yeah, there's a city in India. Varanasi where they cremate it's the city on the Ganges River, where they cremate All the bodies- and I went there and marijuana is legal there, because, apparently, at the end of the age of Kali Yoga as Shiva is beginning to destroy the universe which is now. This is Cali. Yeah explained that before you get into anything 'cause a lot of people, don't know what the fuck you're talking about, but the Hindus believe there are stages yeah. It's like that. You know it's like cycles of time and I don't know the names of all the ages, but the one we're in right now it's base, based on the idea that it's almost based on like Devos Premise, which is that
d, evolving and not evolving so like those premise: yeah Devo de evolution, that's what they stood yeah. I did not know that until right now yeah, so I thought they had cool music, no man there, the DE evolution, people yeah. It's cool, but dates of steel Sokoli, Yoga Kali. What is what? Basically, the idea is this when, when you fresh fresh fruit, oh time it kind of rots. When you have a flower, it wilts humanities the same there's a cycle. There's a golden age when that started humans or super intelligent, super tuner with the universe we're just wilting and rotting. A we, as we re produce at massive rates, were deluding the gene lines and that were were now apparently in the middle of the age of colleague, are the very beginning of the middle of the age of Kali. Yuga and in terms of the age of Kali, Yuga or Forgetfulness PETE, like
people are lazy, insert Nology. What we consider to be a sign of things, advancing actually a sign of things collapsing. The fact that we need technology that our focus is turned towards all the different things that people think are important now only shows that we've gotten really really stupid when in the beginning of time, when there wasn't that many people, language language wasn't necessary. It's kind of like there's an anarchist. What the is that guys name, I shouldn't have said his name, he's right, he's really intense and he shares a similar viewpoint. Someone out there has got to know this guy's an anti technologist. He believes that leg which in symbols in paintings and draw is it all of these. Things are aberrations and that, before that, the very act of translating the universe into a symbol is a lie, because you can't transfer
the universe into assemble and so that when people started doing cave drawings to depict the universe, this was the beginning of the collapse of Friday, because what you're interpreting reality in a way that isn't really reality, you know the thing in a conversation with somebody, and you know you both agree- find the language to express it right, and so you just stay in a fight right in the you know, underneath it all is like it's something. That's like you both are on the same page, some rap right so anyway. The whole point is the S the golden age. People didn't have language, they didn't, they didn't didn't, have a written form, they didn't need it and then his thing began to collapse. The written form involved in all the variants of it and now we're in the age of you go where everyone completely. You know forgotten I think so, how many times did they? The Hindus think that these cycles have repeated themselves over and over? That question is the way they the way they explain it.
Is they say to know how many times this cycle is happened again and again, which is the ideas it's the creator. Breathes the universe out and then sucks it back in it's the it's the pattern of breath. So the number of times that this is happened. Imagine the Himalayas. Imagine that once people say year, some people say every one hundred years a dove flies over the very top peak of the Himalayas, with a scarf a silk scarf and the silk scarf touches the free top peak. Imagine the number of times imagine that the Himalayas have been ground down into a valley. That's how many times the universe has been born and destroyed that number of times the amount of time that would take uh of caring, a scarf to a wrote it. Of course, this is not precise math.
The idea is, the idea is infinite. It's letter also fall to to put a number yeah. It's impossible understand so that this is these. These ages have been anticipated over and over and over again yeah, and so did they believe. How long do they believe that human beings have been here? I don't know I do have a a number for it, so they don't believe that human beings are- or you know, a few hundred thousand years old billion years old. I think we're way way old and they think that there and then, as is the million version of and that the universe is teeming with life Mile now, what about the Vita's? Did you? Did you read about that? Did you read those explain what that is, so the the Vedas are the the Collected there's different, the collected works of Hinduism, which are which is filled with like references to flying saucers and space people, yeah yeah. Well, I mean yeah exactly it's. They use the term gods or demigods and they believe that when there is
I was flying things to this guy. What did they call those things I don't know about that? I want to save ish knows no, I don't know, they had? No there's like a camera. There, are like flying, chariots and stuff like that yeah. But I mean that's every that's in almost every religion. There's like reports of flying weird flying things like the book of Ezekiel. The prophet is obviously a UFO is if it's anything it's someone talking about a user wheel within a wheel, yeah yeah yeah, but you, we're in the age of Carly Yoga, and this is the age of disintegration and everyone's dumb and everybody thinks the most important thing is like. Fucking and reproducing and what happens next. I suppose what happens next is the apocalypse where you meet what is supposedly in according to the Hindus. What is the next state like we go?
this this you know current. So there's the depiction if you look up Cali, who is his consort, then you'll see this image of this, like crazy, wild haired woman, crazy bitch where in the year of the crazy bitch yeah and behind I'm not, I would never call Cali that, but just have pure superstition, but behind Cali is this is humanity you see fire in all of humanity and there's an apocalypse happening and Carly's wearing around her neck, a garland of heads and those those heads, represent the gods, so literally decapitated, all of the gods and raise their heads and is wearing their heads and she's holding weapons in her hands but in one hand she's holding a flower and that flower represents the neck phase. So so it's like the idea is like kind of happening right now, which is holy shit. That's cool, we've gotten! So smart.
Now we know, of course, there's not a god with a beard and there's not a blue skinned God with four arms and there's not I mean there could be super intelligent life, but by now we know that the symbol systems that you know ancient people are using to describe divinity urges that symbol systems we've deacon directed it. Now to the point where we're starting to understand that these things, the way that they were described, that's kind of like a fairy tale, do use obs to the idea that most of these people that have described all these incredible experiences really stumbled upon psychedelics. Do you think that a lot of people were tripping and that's for all these things came from? What do you think it's like ufos like what it? What do you think is the the basis for all all these different religions, especially like the Hindus stuff. When you get to stuff that gets really like really like a science fiction. He almost I get into the multiple histories of the universe, theory and the idea that we're where we're exist, right now there's an infinite number of parallel. You
verses that are all happening around around us, and I think that if this would create some kind of like there's like an actual, like sounds crazy, but I think you are smart enough. You could map it out with coordinates like all the different alternate realities and in the possible that there infinite, though, how could you map them all? I think you could to some certain degree. I think that there's certain levels of XP things that have been mapped out and have been encoded in the form of religion those levels of experience, our encounters with divinity and when and so when- and I think Mckenna said this- you know when you get into the whole UFO thing and the alien thing and the higher intelligence thing the the uh extraterrestrial and the interdimensional being kind of become the same thing. So to me, it's very easy to believe that there is life on other planets and I think that's a very high there. That that that it's impossible to not believe that, in fact, based on what people say about the expansiveness of the universe, but I also think that
outside of that existing around us at all times are other levels of appearance- and we know this because we know about the spectrum of light and there's you- it over and over again radio waves that if you could tunein you, you listen, listen, rush, rush, Limbaugh right now, but I think in that way. There's also I did- that you don't see in touch, but there there there's higher levels, experience other than that now you have talked about your dime Ethel trip to me experience and other people have reported this experience and when they talk about it, there's two possibilities: there's two basic possibilities: one human mind is so fucking powerful it somehow under the influence of this drug it can we construct an alternate dimension with super mathematical geometries that are it's impossible to describe and so potent that it apparently makes people feel like they're going to die astonishment is there
can, I says- and I believe you said the same thing yeah, that's how you build it. They literally tell you to relax right, tell you to relax and try to take it all in, and do you think that that's your subconscious trying to tell you that you can find an experience here that you can take something from this and you should on how to like. Let it happen or do you think that something's actually communicating with you that's where it gets? really who the fuck will see. That's the funny thing about it is it's like this We now have said of certain drugs of people upset about that experience that the they could never have thought that up on their own, so they know that their something right indicating with them. But I see that's bullshit, I get a e, you could know if you were under the influence of a drug like maybe your brain become super powered, your creativity becomes so power. So that you manifest something that you actually believe is a real thing, and it's only because something in your brain is getting jabbed. With some new chemical mean we I mean nobody wants that possibility to be real. Everybody wants. You know the idea about romantic visions that your tuning into another dimension and that,
meeting with aliens, but it's also just as possible, that your imagination is fucking insanely powerful, because you know you're supposed to be able to create all sorts of things that allow people to the iceberg change the world? Is the iceberg theory of the human mind that we there very, we only use ten percent. That's all bullshit, though right all been proven to be just ignorant sure you can see the only. We only use a certain percentage of our brain, but do you know there are percentage of our brain that get used for different things as you can? You can certainly make the brain work better and do different things if you add in all electric charges to it. If you add chemicals to it, you know you can get it to do weird things. Well, I'm more of a thief this than you are, and I I do think that there are yeah. I think there are higher levels of intelligence that have their own conscious I'm open to that idea, I'm open to it, but also see no evidence of it. So I'm open
I'm I'm a hundred percent open to a, but I'm not going to commit to it. I would never say that that is what I think is re up. My problem is, I think, when you start thinking like that, when there's no evidence, it gets silly, it could slip, but it's not looking for sure. It's not that. Yes, I agree a you can be very sloppy with this kind of stuff, but and you're not sloppy. I know you, you do come from real place, it's the logic man, it's like! So here's the logic. The logic is. Okay. Do the first question is: do you believe that we are the only intelligent beings in an infinite universe, and so there's a group of people who believe that and I will have their foolish right off the bat. The you you'd have to be forced to believe that you have to be foolish to note what. Why would you say that you could ever have the knowledge it's and at this current stage of the game. That is an open answer. You cannot answer it. You should know I you believe there is intelligent life universe. I have no information, I have nothing but,
I'll, just speculation for me, logically, just because the universe is apparently infinite in space whatever. That means it's a very big place, and just because we you know every day they come back with, like we just found weather Just found another planet that planet around the sun and they have the idea that Goldilocks region, which they call the perfect place next to the sun, where you need to be for life to exist and based on just a few that they found. That implication is that there's obviously- and you know this backwards and forwards, there's millions of planets signs and based on that there, an stream Lee high probability that there's other life out there right I bought it could be other life, that's so alien to us that we can't even recognize it. We don't have the senses to depict it, it doesn't have to be car and based they could have their to be being
made of light. The bright, intelligent life made of air. You know made of a gas again it beings that are the size of our galaxy. I mean we might have experiencing that right now I mean the what I always use. What I call the fourth theory that if you didn't, have a nose and someone farted. You have no idea you're sitting there and someone stench. How do we not know that there are not an infinite number of sensors that we don't possess to detect an infinite amount of things that around us all the time we just don't have any any senses, for we don't have the ability to tune into it rice bowls sieges- the only thing that really limits- that is our own rap imagination, if space can be infinite, so can possibilities if the if the universe literally is an infant place or as close to infinite as as possible. Then so are the possible. So so, the possibilities of all sorts of different things you know, but the in the hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy the improbability drive. No. What is that, if you read the hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy, it's very funny good it's pretty good. To be honest, I haven't read it since I was in high school so that
right, cheesy. Now, if I read it, but I I'll think about it from time to time and the Is that drives the space ships or one of their spaceships is called an probability drive and it basically came in existence on its own, because it was so improbable that it would come into existence. So it's sort of manifested itself, which is funny because the idea in the idea of Time machines one of the ways that I think it might happen is it might just sort of come into existence on its own. If you just create the right circumstance for it anyway, the well makes sense. All you have to do. Is you don't really have to create a time machine just have to create a portal for a time machine use when you know the m, I T and the time machine will show up from the future. You know the m, I t experiment that they did know so m. I t is like which is like ok, this time travel. Why haven't we seen time travelers yet and so what they
it is, the theory was what will create a press conference with it loads of scientists almost like a party where a time traveler can come this moment and communicate whatever he needs to communicate to the world, and so they threw this big, thing where they had cameras and scientists and all this shit, because the idea being that whatever point in the future that time travel is invented would know, but they would know that back to what year was this. They do. This thing goes like the 80s. Nobody should know shit back down. Nobody showed up. No scientist showed up either. No time travel, no time trap, but I guess we don't know that. Yet he showed up well, what they believe is that now this is, you know they is minus will be talking about fucking, the x men you know yeah yeah they are using that word, but what scientists believe is that when the first time machine is invented, that will be the moment that
all other time, travelers from now until eternity get to come back to that point. In any point we will be able to flow freely through time once the door has been open and until that door is open, there will be no time travelers. When we first, hanging out. You gave me a marijuana lollipop. This is like right at the beginning of our friendship, and I didn't know anything about eating Father, how strong it was or whatever- and I still remember this eating it and then you just started. Let let let me open up for you on the and I think it was after so we're driving back and I eat one of these things and I, heard you say that idea before- and I remember you saying that in right that moment, that pot started kicking it, and I was like oh Jesus Christ, I think was so intense man. I thought I saw alien heads floating in the sky was just so freaked out. The idea is so crazy, but what's really crazy is look just like the atomic bomb
the time machine is not just possible. It's inevitable, yeah. If they're going to keep searching if technology keeps increasing at the exponential rate that it always has been increasing at with its complexity with innovation, going to get more and more information about matter in the universe and time and they're going to get more and more power more and more ability to process things. I mean they just figured out a new some, the idea, a new chip that operates on light, some quarterman, you've been and and and and check knowledge in that computer is gonna, be like infinitely more powerful soon and they are now. I think, time machines. The first time machines accident be invented in your head, meaning they're, going to program your head to go back in the nineteen forties inst. You know before they actually will go
back and they have, I think, if you can think of it as possible right. That's a good idea that you know it's going to open up your mind is going to open up your like. Graham, I got my telescope for time breaking Pierre back in right watch, it maybe yeah. I know you're, you feel like you're in it. You feel like you're back in nineteen forty, you know, but your your brain just making you think you're in nineteen four I've been talking about time machines a lot on stage. Lately Mana been doing a lot of time, machine material. You know, I just think the idea the concept is so fascinating and the grandfather paradox is so fast fascinating that it's such a stupid reason for people to believe time machine can never exist. There's a true story that I tell on stage that actually really did happen. Where a guy came up to me and said that your time, machine joke is funny, but time machines are possible. The gal. I want to argue the time machines can never be impossible because of the grandfather occur in other grandfather, yeah sure the paradox is. If, if the time she was real, you could go back in time and kill your grandfather before your father was ever born dust yeah. He he never been born to make a time machine right, just like the most ridiculous logic ever
like just because, first of all, just because you could go back in time, I'm and kill your grandfather and you would cease to exist just because you could do that doesn't mean you wouldn't do that. It means you good and maybe people would and yeah they would cease to exist and yeah. It would break time. I mean yeah, it's possible that people could really go back in time. They could break time. You know about John tied or not some nonsense, but now he it is nonsense, of course, but his the way that he dealt with that paradox, which I think is really smart, is that when you're traveling back in time are not really traveling back in time, you're traveling into an alternate like multiple verse, yeah it's similar to ours and the further back you go, which is a really smart thing that he added to the hoax, because it's like it made it so that his predictions could be off a lot because
on this dimension because they're, not this dimension, but like the further back, you go the more the timelines kind of start splitting apart and diverging, so events aren't don't line up exactly the same way. So it's a gray The idea of infinite universes saddens people. You know what it when something looks that big, it makes people depressed When you tell people like, maybe there are infinite lives that we're all living you know all. Can actively, all right next to each other and they're all completely different. The idea that is like it's like I am just barely getting through the pack the fact that I'm living here in America on earth in two thousand ten, I'm barely barely, open in my head around that the idea that there's billions billions and then that we're going to redo this every fifth
billion years, is it going to be a new big banks and people are gonna, eventually evolve out of any because in fission, lizards and rabbits and monkeys and and they're in humans, or that they really you just keep going over and over and over and over and over and over again, can I tell you my new theory of reincarnation gas and it's really intense, because I thought of this and it freaked me out it's pretty horrible. So it's like that common idea of reincarnation. If you subscribe to the theory, is that you die in your born again, you go through your childhood yeah grow up and then you die. Maybe you get born as a cat, maybe a butterfly right, maybe to me, but this is what I was thinking, because I had a dream once and in this dream I was of a kid a little girl and my mom was rubbing my head and I knew I was dying, but I didn't know what that meant. Except I knew it was bad and I could kind of feel myself fading out there is this like white sort of thing happening, and then I woke up out of the dream like fuck
shitty dream. So I was thinking like oh fuck. What, if that's, what reincarnation is? What if, when you I you know when you're driving home one night you had to depart lollipops your listen coast to coast. Someone says something shocking. That makes you look away from the road you swerve off you slam into a tree. You wake up your we're back in your house like a fuck. What is shitty dream, but you've He died. You just reincarnated again into an alternate route in an alternate reality, so you literally can't die. There's no break! just goes on forever and ever and ever and ever no break no stopping no new age going the light and seeing your parents and your family and taking a going to some new age, cosmic spa where you get to shake off all your shitty karma. It never stops which keeps happening again again? Maybe right now: there's an earthquake in the ceiling collapses and all of a sudden you're just some day dreaming cabbie in Boston, like was fucking weird. I was
imagining. I was a comedian in LA, but you know what mean. Well. That's bizarre, even change lines you know happened at other lines become the guy rides his body out yeah, you don't avenue an alternate life with all your memories, embedded everything already embedded in there, because it's an infinite, it's infinite. It is the the whole which goes on forever. What if your consciousness is living a bunch of different live simultaneously? He just can't. We can't see them. It's like an office office filled with cubicles and no one's poking their head over the top of Cuba, yeah right all rolling at the same time, yeah or like the way I thought about it is like. If there was like this, it sounds really crazy, but imagine that each of your fingers- it sounds insane, but imagine Each of your fingers had their own personality and their own like business or something it's like, and you could stick them through some kind of hole where they were forget. They were attached to your hand and they would just think that they were their own individual cells. You know what I mean like, maybe that what we are we're just like little fingers protruding
into this dimension from some infinite thing, but the product of protruding into this dimension is we get instantaneous amnesia and part of like dealing with the shock of coming into this dimension? Is we forget our true identity, place it with our ego structure. Well, one of the things that yes on one of things, that you did quite a bunch when you are my roommate Duncan, live with me. A few years back for few months see how happy it wasn't? A few my there's like three weeks service, two or three weeks or is that what you are so it was so awesome anyway Duncan one of my best friends, great guy, and came over and was getting the tank all the time. So for me it was fascinating because I've offered that at to so many of my friends, I've offered to so many people, but there's something about it. That weird with the fuck out. You know very few of them. Tate went Tate lived here. He barely got in that thing. You know How are you not in that thing? Every day we have the opportunity to literally down as a gateway to center of the universe. That's a fucking spaceship right there, that's a space!
ship to enter space in climbing that thing you're going to get rocket into into interspaces right there. It's in the basement, you're going to use that shit. For whatever reason. Most most dudes are scared of it. You jumped in that thing, and you are nothing a lot well, because at wait for a very One time I wanted to go in those one of those things, because I was I knew about John Lilly and also, of course, that altered states that we have the guy turns into a monkey yeah. I always wanted want to go. I I want to go on that one now yeah if you haven't seen his tank, it's a off when I was when I was here used to pee in his old tank. Didn't you when you go in that you said you did. I didn't pee in a year on ass, so I never have met brunch. But the old tank was like it was cool looking, but this fucking thing looks like a holodeck down some steel giant. Weird things generator yeah. It's this! That's the that's the mothership man. That thing puts you into right: shoot you an inner space mean really it's really what it is
What is space you know spaces you're supposed to be flying out into the infinite yeah. Well, there's space like the fuckin space in your head, because truly truly is right. You have to worry about running into asteroids or there's nothing out there I mean it's just free, open, energy and know your body is not connected. It's just the line. Well, when I was staying with you, it was because I had been living with a girl in the whole thing collapsed. I don't want to talk about that, but it was really will they go into that. So when I, when I moved into very with Joe, he was very kind like. You have unlimited access to my weed, my flotation tank, which was a super I mean if you've ever been out, just got out of a shitty relationship. That is like an incredible gift to give someone but combination of the weed and the flotation tank, and just just everything collapsing around you. When you go when I went to the tank the first time you know, there's like a period. Nothing's is really happening. You gotta learn to relax you gotta to relax all of a sudden, the big dicks
reince I had was all these memories of the relationship started appearing in front of me like and this on is a seminar like when you do. You know when you do a multi. On apple. You know what I mean I swear to God. It was like, oh that's when we're at the beach and that's when we first met, and it's all playing out in this like complete with such great detail that, I, my normal memories, never works like that, but it was. You could just see these things happening that you never noticed before and you would just come out. Tank after having these vivid memories completely depressed. It's like great thanks tank thanks for
walking me through my miserable relationship. You know if I had more time machine, I'm sure it better thing. Well, you know what it is is those are the things that are bothering you. Those are the memories that you're suppressing those. That's the pain, the fact that you were deeply in love- and you are in this beautiful place and now you're without it. Now it's been taken away from you, like a limb limb that you miss that part of your one of your organs or something a part of your soul and the tank you to be aware of that. The tank wants all the things that fuck with you like. I don't. I can't have any secrets in my head and go in the tank. There's no seek. Is there anything you don't want to talk about thanks like hey. What's that right there, it's good to get this out in the front. Let's pull this out in the front and get a spotlight on it. You know it's like anything, that's fucking with your head. It's the key! I don't wanna, say enlightenment, but to keep the peace the key to peace with the human mind,
is dealing with all your issues. Anything, that's bothering you anything. That's you're not doing right anything. The tank exposes all that shit very psychedelic in that respect, whereas it's very introspective, deepened sort of somewhat kind of abrasive, Disturbing you know! Yes! Is it forces you to look at yourself? Well, it always is I mean that's the thing that always anything you're you're trying to ignore. As always, it's always disturbing. It's like puking right, but it's like a dog's parents drags us doubt always and that's why people are always like? No, I would never I don't like smoking pot because it makes me nervous. It makes me anxious, and it's like well yeah. Really it's not making you anxious. It's like the fact that you're deeply in that or you're what? the millions of things are trying to pretend are happening in your water you're, an alcoholic whatever
the things we're trying to deny their right under the surface. When you get stoned that comes it comes up and you have to deal with it. You can't have any sectors. You can't hide your secrets from weed weeds, too smart and the end. Goodnight. I think that's the end of the podcast. It is now six hundred and forty eight there's, probably two and one slash two hours right long as times. Thank you very much, the flashlight, our sponsor. As always, we hung out with those guys and on, and you can check out Duncan sighed podcast by the way it's hilarious yeah. What is your podcast plug your product hi the lavender hour? No, I tunes yeah it's on I tend the lavender our yet check out with me in a Tasha. Was there and you know you could see Doc and doc, and do you have counter up on your website or on your twitter? Is no calendar up. I've I go by the comedy store pretty regularly, so people will affect. Is a lot of people, don't know by the way the I tunes folks? This is the all these episodes that you listen to on itunes are also available on you stream. If you want to watch you can why
awesome? I don't know if you're just bored, you want to watch something you they are a lot of. Are you? I know, listen to this stuff in your car and the train on the way to work or something like that. But if you ever want to watch it they're all available on you stream, you watch on you stream. You could see Duncan's twitter address, which is Dunkin D. U N C a n trussell t r? U s s e l, L and you could find him on twitter you're, always doing gigs around town yeah right around LA yeah. Most of time you go on the road with Tasha, sometime yeah. How did you go to, but you to a Denver right now we're go into Denver. Where you going. I don't remember the day it will be on my output of dates. Thing on my website should have that I'm stupid and not do that. Yeah go on the dates on a fucking, my dealing utilize that in that, but anyway, dude always always cool. Talking little certain gentleman, Google search Duncan Trussell kidnapped one of the funniest videos he's ever done. Okay Duncan Trussell kidnaps and the other one was drunk in history. Drug in history number just look up
okay, street Tesla and I'll be drunk history tussle anyway arm. Thank you Duncan always going out friend yeah. I have you on for the longest time. Thank you everybody and we will be the next. One will be this Thursday, we're doing Doug, Stanhope Stanhope's going to be here on Thursday I'll, be fine! We're to going to Stanhope Show Wednesday night. If in town he is at the Irvine Improv and as of yesterday at least a few tickets are still available. So snatch those bitches is Stanhope is he's a fucking he's the real deal he's he's the real shit, you know, there's you know a few guys that I go out of my way to see when they come in town. Louis CK is one of them and Stanhope is another one. You know I think he's one of the very best out there. Do anything. Oh yeah he's awesome, he's a great fucking guy and we did a shitty tv show together anyway. Thank you,
Buddy, and I will see you on Thursday.
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