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PODCAST #54 - EDDIE BRAVO, BRIAN REDBAN

2010-11-09 | 🔗
Date: 11-09-2010The raw audio from the Joe Rogan weekly live USTREAM video show with Eddie Bravo and Brian Reichle.
This is an unofficial transcript meant for reference. Accuracy is not guaranteed.
the gero gun experience you could get fucking busted we're going right out of there were a lot of what you're talking about child pornography dude we're live bravo how dare you that shit would stand up eddie bravo how dare you bring up shit they were talking about off the air start fucking podcasts off with that it's mike uh anyway ladies and gentlemen thank you for tuning into the podcast
are we are sponsored as always by the flashlight go to flashlight dot com if you go to joerogan dot net and you click the link place we can go to and get fifteen percent off and the what is the code rogan and this is a fat boy slim slim mix fat boys summer mix two thousand and ten you know what i love this back i get did that weapons of destruction you know is that what it's called yes yeah with christopher christopher walk into the video and his dancing so fucking bad ass video it all his videos are all this music's pretty good i've really never really got into but that one really grabbing our guests as always my buddy mister sta bb of bravo planet jiu jitsu of you can go to twitter dot com slash eddie bravo and where i was going to get your shit you still have a myspace page with you
yeah but i think that to some people eventually man i'm like behind on every fucking thing man i gotta put out the mastering the twister dvd did find an average so like musicians are still using myspace some of them right because convenient yeah it's got that music player that you could see your views or your hits that's pretty important to music that's super important you have one thousand hits on one of your songs people going to whole shit let me check that out if there's four hits people are just going to bite right and when you embed a video you can embed it with the number of hits in it it can't show that must be something new i don't know about and i don't know i mean if you in bed like a you to clip all you see is the the window you don't see how many videos are how many people watch this no but that would be a a a good feature i thank but no one goes on myspace anymore
you know i'm always on my website tenth planet jj dot com i'm on that mother fucker like you know like joe on twitter and shit all day okay so if they want to see your music though like us to go to my face dot com slash the twister those are all old videos and should not you know like they're like three four years now old so but they're still bad brian record you doing over there buddy just find taking the audio find tweet fine it's become a quite a podcast mogul he's been broadcasting not just this broadcast but the unfortunate brody stevens project that was did you watch any of the little bit of it what you're going to call it that the unfortunate brody stevens at the call is that right looks he's going crazy yeah then that way he's allowed to get crazy i just think i need a taser though you know i think if we do that
i need a character you know yeah character yes it's like i think it works great for stand up comedy but i think for a podcast i don't know yeah it was hard because i feel bad for the last episode he he brought his roommate on again and he screamed at his roommate the whole time to the point where his roommate i saw look like close to him and it's cheap was twitching because he was so upset and i went outside because i was freaking out i went outside and he comes running outside and goes like in the middle of an interview he just took off and brody was just left there on the couch going our while you know i don't know what he was doing but the guy's like i can't take this and more i don't know what to do i can't take this anymore like he wow like he just got raped that's what that's what the conversation was and that's when i came to the conclusion that what happened is is that they together him brody stevens in his roommate act together like if a couple were to break up and they had to live together for like three months you know like that kind thank you yeah it's i don't know man it's real
in anger two men have been around someone when they they breaking up but they still haven't moved out yet and then the start seeing another dude then they have complications or the guy starts in the chick woohoo that shit that would never happen i would never put myself through that i mean you have to be a broke during understand or some kind of i don't know what's going on with the lease or something maybe there's like a least problem they're both on the people just love drama thought they'd never figured out they could never figure out how to be cool to each other from the moment of the relationship it's just it's an eventual explosion it's like how how up up is have to get before it all falls but the only way i could understand a situation like that is girl breaks up with boy boys begging for girl back girl goes you know what we're not getting back together but i'm i'm staying here for two more months 'cause i paid the rent and boys like fuck it stay it's like it's going to give him more time to maybe
change your mind you know to me you know yeah yeah i can kind of see that when i broke up i lived at the check a long time to the first ever live with very nice girl but we're both kids and i was twenty one she was twenty were both retarded right and when when i lived with her and we broke up there was a period of time like for like two weeks we were still together and she was still like stand in my house but we were not together anymore we had broken up so she had started dating other dudes and i had started dating other chicks and you know she would be cool with it and then like she would tell me about dudes and i wouldn't get jealous but i would tell her about a check and she gets find me within two weeks she's already telling you were twenty years old man twenty years old you're retarded you know what the fucks going are you in love with her problem
huh no no definitely not because i didn't freak out when she left although i did like try to get her back i came off like a huge faggot i don't know if you've ever done that before what when you get devastated by a check and then you try to figure out a way to bring her back it's almost like an ego thing really it's like the relationship was boring does she pick up with you ok that that hurts now how long will you guys living together before not that long it did not last very long it was a disaster six month maybe something like that not even you can get deep in six maybe not even i don't think you think it was six months she was a nice kid were just young and stupid but she started banging other dudes and i started banging on the chicks and it was it was really weird we're living together and everything on them like she would get horny and i'd fuck her anyway it was very strange it was like retarded rito
word relationship shit like this shit you do when you're twenty one usually generally when someone breaks up the girl generally for most people the girl has so much more power than the guy the girl can bank and do that day they broke up like the guy my guy might not be able to get laid for a couple weeks right he hasn't been in the game for awhile and that's the reason why they're breaking up because the guy found someone new already that's true that's true fucking boston manor i lived it was way harder to meet people this is not the same place man people are not nearly as friendly it's not nearly as easy to go out and meet people like in a bar club or whatever a fucking grind it's not easy and every once in jacket you really don't know what the fuck are you don't know what you're getting you to look at girls gene how vacuum sealed are these fucking things even at clubs even at clubs you really can't tell some some girls can cover their fucked up shit with the glasses
you get a for like whoa fuck they can figure out that confuse you i did not expect that like you go out to a club they got glow sticks i got glitter they got fake fake drunk it's dark and they got so much fucking makeup uncovering lotions strategically they know how to cover them rolls up how crazy is the idea of the farmers club he's crazy idea of a nightclub you go to a place it's a dead united meeting area where everybody goes that suppose you single and wants to fuck you know it's like can you get it that's the big question can you i mean can you meet some money are you compatible do you get it but we're going to provide you with music so you get to move around and grind against each other we're going to give you drinks so you shitty decisions are going set you our place was probably going to be people that are selling drugs were going to do something more fucked up it's all together in one big spot in the end we stay open till two o'clock in the morning that's one place i never pick up chicks at though i never pick up chicks at the dance club because if i'm dancing it's am acting a fool i'm not
taking it seriously like breaking it down you know what i was totally the opposite like for me i swear for me when i was like two thousand one hundred and twenty two the way would make moves on a check is i would find the best dancer and then dance with her and i always felt like i could just i could get him with the damn do i swear to god you watch glee kids you like learn how to do man i was dancing before my i could even walk my aunts would just hold me because my add to answer a couple years older than me and then hold me up and everyone we be dancing like fucking fools do you still dance i went to school dances i was always dancing uh do you still dance one once in awhile if i bought a club in their plant some good shit you know some good fit is sent or something some new ludicrous or something i'll be dancing it's gotta be good though shut that shit off that's why the fuck up now you know that is that's an alarm call your
business manager check on your funds like every day goes off keep keep that shit going every day but i use sounds like a wake up reminder to check your fucking money dude so slow down what do you been spending too much money i don't keep track of it that's my problem get a business manager i don't i'd like you know i always video man how many years that we know each other and you had a business manager and i had a handle all my shit do all my taxes you never worried about since i've known you you just have a credit card and you don't worry about shit i remember a couple times you told me go man i could two million in the bank all right i don't want to disclose that okay so anyway the study daily comic books have you did you grow up like in comic books oh no i never read comic books man wasn't into it i was i hated i hated superheroes man i wasn't into him i was spa
man for halloween and it's so weird playing the role of like a super hero at at a party like i i went to this huge party and i was just a spider man and i realized when i had walk around the party i was walking around the party like i was spider man like i wasn't just stepping out like like i didn't do it on purpose i just silica is wrong i was really stoned in it i don't know this weird now so you really still and you thought you were spying i just caught myself walking different this is the same dude by the way that said that he doesn't like certain video games because now when he sees buildings he wants to jump from one building to the other cousin played this in games he actually thinks that he could go do that know know know what you know what you're getting
asking the character which is totally cool man i was talking about i i played so much of this particular video game in a short amount of time like likes like all day long that it got to the point where i was driving and i'm just like kind of space out and think a look that building i can jump on that i could see you know i mean i got you know status it thinking a retarded yeah yeah and never usually want to talk about the writing about that right like mad mike i'm actually thinking about the video game jumping around just because you play it's how many hours straight to play at that time i played it for like all day long i don't wake up play go to bed he no that's ridiculous people like a month for a month that was the only time i ever became addicted to do that my little that's his problem right now they gotta take away that fucking game controller 'cause he plays all fucking days fucking up his grades and all that shit and my seems like we only let him have that video game on weekends and they got they take the controllers and they fucking heidum he goes looking forward and breaks another fucking room so all they really need to do is have like a video game controller like dealer at school
how easy is that you're lucky that i didn't have video games when i was a kid i mean we had like stupid like the ones on tv that you they like i forget what they were but they weren't i think mike tyson's punch out i think we had that i think that was like when i was around high school atari the old space estimators yeah that was all i had that wasn't that addictive i mean it was okay but there's nothing like duty or do it was amazing back then space invaders at your house it was amazing like fuck yeah but i'm talking about the sheep addiction value of it it's not even close to the video games today no these are people are having a real problem with their kids starving and it's like a regular basis because they're not feeding their kids 'cause they get boston these massive multiplayer were world games have really proud of worker yeah like these world of warcraft games men substitutes these peoples lives
like the sims and there's the farm they'll grow just beat her kid to death because the kid was crying and in his interrupting her farm vell games yeah it's up you know that call of duty game that came out last night modern ops or whatever i don't know what the name of it is i just saw that it's in 3d it's one of the first video games to like release to be made deplete play on a three d tv so you know that freddy we saw the other day abyss by holy shit imagine playing called did you know dude i did not realize how bad asked three d looks now with with a movie it's animated four 3d and then you get one of those 3d glasses and you watch on the new 3d tv's it's fucking incredible man it's just like it's over i'm like you look at it you just go wow isn't it weird that it's finally taking off i mean we had 3d back when i was dead but it's not taking no it's not as it's uh huh
trick it what it came out almost a year ago you know how many blu ray d v d three d movies that are out to write two or two or three and the third one just came out the other day recited like hd the same thing there was that an hd channel that you stick around there's no way to de is gonna with three d three d or it's going to take over all the making all movies and three d now like every russian born in three d yeah yeah yeah yeah they've been doing it for awhile that's still the way to bring porn back how you gonna do three d hat you can't download three d that ultimately you'll be able to down it's going to make it bigger should we invest in porn is that like a 3d tour market it's gotta be really smart that's actually that doesn't make scat download bruises pop off the tv right here this is problem you could smell the food for sure for sure they're going to have loads coming out you're going to dodge you know what i mean will you dodge him no then come right out green and to the girls face and she's kind of like covered in loads you're going
loads coming from behind the camera or something right imagine imagine so good though if you had a wall projection tv in the legs were just being wrapped around you you know it's really gonna be gay point it takes off from three because what kind of girl do with three d what she's having sex like the tv's coming out yeah it's a show if you know the death is way better when it's not just that so you know you have like tricks it was like old the d like amber jaws three d actors only one thing that happened that the shark went through the glass ceiling guys come in with the rest of it was bought it was like tricks but now it's not tricks it's like they're doing that yeah it's like that what was the monsters versus aliens that was the animated show that we're watching those in three days yeah insane it was so vivid and there so much to it was like it was the depth
it's like it was like really shocking yeah yeah in that that's what it's going to be pretty soon it's going to be like when you look at your wall is like you're looking into the next room that that's what you mean like you're watching seinfeld like as if seinfeld was in your house right right that that's what it means you got if if if if it's got as far right and what it looks like it's pretty incredible man way better than the movies because movies a big what would happen my when we we lost one of the channels for that the back all i'm saying is that you can get more creative with gay porn you know i lost loads were losing you got a bad connection on the headsets alright so anyways it's in there yeah but you know what i'm saying it looks way better than the movies because movie theaters it's it's like kite should resolution looks like grainy you know even if it's a dry it's better you have is a giant screen it's not nearly as good as like a giant like fifty five inch plasma screen you know the depth that you get when you look at it like a real good tv it's like the resolutions like way crisper
did you see jackass in 3d that was using old school three detectors like dildos coming towards your face so that wasn't using depth that was they actually slow down like things so you could yet come at you they really that was the best movie that fourth the three d content really awesome for three on a three day all i kept thinking about is i mean there were they're getting blocking some head trauma going on they're really jacking their heads up for sure at least one of those dudes one of those dudes is going to have looger what does after watching that show on brain brain trauma that was it real sports are you more aware that shit oh yeah the whole time i was watching jackass i'm like god damn that's funny it's all fun and games right now you're making a lot of money but they're really fucking
themselves up i mean i saw the status interview with michael not michael with mohammed ali when he was cashes clay and he was talking about retiring when he got to be a certain age because i don't want to be one of the fighters is old it been hit in the head too many times is talking dirty dirty huh well oh yeah whoa indeed it was like it was so creepy toe to listen to that like you you're the king of dirt order you're the guy if you talk about anybody where anybody looks towards uh someone getting damaged you know from fighting and it being a sad case he's the one there's a lot of people trying to say that he has parkinson's it's not related the fuck it's not related that's that's a bullshit politically correct argument yeah he's got parking what does that mean it means it's fucking brain is falling apart and why do you think he has it you don't think that has to do with the fact that he got battered in the brain for decades you don't think that has something to do with that that's crazy they had
thing on forty eight hours with jerry cory jerry quarry was like this great white hope from the nineteen seventies and they followed the stood around and he was like fifty three years old when he died and they follow him around when he was fifty and he was gone gone there was nothing there he had no idea what was going on i did know how to write his name his brother had help him write it so he had lou gehrig's disease he had everything you know he had pugilistic dementia that's what they call it that's what they were calling it now as far as is it lou gehrig's disease lou gehrig's disease is is the same thing that stephen hawkings has its ah your your body loses its ability to move itself there's a bunch of death thanks mean muhammad ali is parking you know this guy had pugilistica dementia which is just dementia brought on by being punched the whole deal is you know it's scary 'cause we see it all the time and we see guys getting jacked in their head all the time you know it's a big part of what we do trill shit yeah so much fun to watch though
thank god do the willing to put their brains on the line for our entertainment well it's just they gotta know when to stop that's the thing i mean you can do it a few times you can you can even get shut off a couple of times but you gotta know when to stop and it's everybody's when is different and that's when it gets tricky you know no one could tell you remember alistar overeem when he was getting knocked out all the time far over him was getting like jacked over and over again sergeant character an object damn chocolate dell jack them a lot of guys stopped him i think he's been stopped like seven or eight times at least six so i mean he had been beaten up a bunch times both in kickboxing and then you know in in an then all sudden he makes his fucking tremendous come back and now is one of the best but in a world so it's like you can't never say that a dude's done
he made a sit come back and then made a sick comeback in striking in k one you know the fact that he was able to have that kind of success in just straight striking i mean that's that's pretty goddamn process so you can't tell you got to stop because i would have told all star over him stuff you know what the fuck do you when do you draw the line is it five counts of four counts you know i think peter it's has been stopped some crazy amount of times like fourteen times over the course of his career to something nutty like that baby i think about that huh what if they find out what if they find cause jiu jitsu is fairly now what did they find out that you know if you get choked out like unconscious like the rear naked choke or darcis something like twenty twenty five times that you're you're susceptible to get lou gehrig's disease just from getting hurt in a potentially getting shut off i found that who knows do not
i would say that they know that you can be deprived of blood to the brain for a certain amount of time before there's damage said in but how do they know that i mean it didn't they know that people have gotten damage because there had blood shut off to their brain for x amount of seconds or x or is it a minute i mean how what is the amount of time where you start getting brain damage number talked about this once we are saying like if you really hated somebody you choke him out but not to kill just hold on for ninety seconds and avatar did that's a character development a guy who's like he's like a like a dexter you know he kills people but he doesn't kill him he just chokes him out just for fifty eight seconds just to turn him into a vegetable so he doesn't he doesn't down for murder no one knows how this person became a vegetable just you know make it a romantic comedy
and then like one dude in the conflict is a3 choke sagrada becomes alone he does it for money he's just like the secret assassin he's not killing anybody just turning your enemies into like you pam and then one guy he didn't choke long enough and the guy can kind of talk and he's trying to bust them out so i have to figure out how to fucking get near him again i took him out of the guys like like pointing out is like i gotta put this mother fucker in an arm triangle one more time but time but so that missile thing a lot of people don't know this but there was a missile that was fired last night off of the coast of california california like malibu area yeah i heard it on carson radio show this morning and he said that you know that's where he lives he did see anything and he had all these radio show carson daly a radio show on k rock i think he does yeah in the morning kid rock is kevin and bean i think it's gone after it maybe maybe after but he
saying that he didn't see anything so he had all these callers colin and then it was like two hours later everyone said they saw something but not with the time that everyone else is saying so well they have pictures of it it is is there's something happened there was one before that happened i remember i was driving i was in hollywood and sky was like it was just turning dusk you know it was like half dark half light and they launched a market and you could really see whatever thing was this missile you could really see like the contrail behind it and everything it was pretty dramatic then they had a you know tell people that they do these things at night and that this one was you know was from at edwards air force base again and they shot it at night but it was just not dark enough they miscalculated the time so people get to see it so it's like what do you just shoot shit up in the air did they do all the time yet my friends in the navy says they shoot missiles all the time
no i don't know probably came into the water shoot dead missiles in the imagine if you were in a fucking row boat nobody knew you were out there and you got hit in the head by a missile just a random mean people been shot they've been shot by people shooting up in the air the bullet goes up in the air and then lands on people that's happened a bunch times could you imagine if you got hit in the head by mess when would i wishing jones is saying about this missile thing or if he even knows about it him already so how it is so basically the new world order the elites a movie theater with my phone the new world order the elites i don't know what the fuck would he say he would say something it was obama say something about life extension we had a crazy experience in tech this with alex jones with joey diaz what happened joe what did i marry is lit the alex jones show on fire we went off my alex jones fucked up in this world fucked up he joey come on and it was his idea to bring joey into the room he's talking to me but what about chem trails what about what's going on with the environm
you know what's going on what about they're going to kill the dollar so he's got all this stuff that he's bringing up with me and then joeys outside and we're just talking kind of like straight real conspiracy theory alex jones style but he brings joey in and we we were at the end of the show so he goes well going over i'm right now and we're going over overdrive super secret overdrive it's a lot on the internet but you know you could swear it's our it's not as easy but don't try not swear so he'd up he gave the green light to joey he let joey know that joe we can just go off and so do zoe starts going off first of all he's going off about cuba about what is that this is a free country well the real he went awry was when he started talking about smuggling drugs because i gotta get on the plane i had the sack under my ball sack i put second we dios stinking like a mother fucker and he's going no no no alex jones going no you did he goes no i did it was under my left ball
falls bigger than my right ball 'cause i'm right handed i thought i had cancer for awhile and he just goes dead joey d as as as and and has alex jones is going well but right no no that didn't happen no use it did happen box i got obama freedom of speech he's going fucking crazy and alex jones can't figure out what to do i am laughing my balls off so as i'm laughing you know joey if if you see he's got an audience that audiences laugh and join us at any rate it rages in rate you gets read he starts getting sweaty he knows how to finish the deal so he's going off about how stinky this weed is under his ball sack and they go to the extreme machine he thought he was going to have to get arrested and then it the more it with more alex jones protest the crazier got joey finally joey stands up he was is what is going to end something and walk away he's in a fury of frenzy he goes jody's facebook twitter he stands up and goes check yourself before you wreck yourself big
fixing gas is bad for your health stay black 'cause that's the most import stay black and the whole time he's screaming into the microphone to make it worse you know you just like tape he's grabbing the microphone is big paws and screaming into the best part is first walked into like alex jones is studio setup where the cameras facing him like directly and joey stands right in front and leans down on one knee right in front of the cameras if you look at the the the video if you can find the video anywhere i think it's just alex and in this big head like blocking his his his view and then as the cameraman all scrambling for new shots and it's all like joey diaz's head covering everyone's faces it is so funny he's a national treasure man eat you you realize moments like this i mean i i'm giving it no justice here describing i'm trying to scribe a right yet to see a we're going have it up in a video it's available online you can see the whole thing but we're going to edit it and put together the right parts and a whole video of the whole austin trip austin
pause and always is the shit every time i go there to film it seems like magic happens that is one of the best cities in the fuck state or one the best cities in the world man really is because there is one yes it is in the state it's also one of the best cities in the country is the best country in the world that is one of the best countries or cities in the world i just fucked that whole thing now is the food amazing everywhere you go the food is fucking amazing everywhere you go the women are beautiful and awesome and nice and love death particle are friendlier man it's a friendly place there's a few spots like that in this country men or people are friendlier that's one of the best ones austin tx is one of the best ones fuck great music one of wants you know just so many smart cool interesting people there it's just it's a fun fucking place to do worse
ways ever the the gps just weeks when it tries to find the exit for some reason they decided instead of make their highways wider they decide to stack them on top of each other yeah it's like the the the logic behind it is so strange if you make make miss an exit it's so impossible yet the round about it you you because almost every exit becomes a new highway yeah another direction where is this one going yeah steph it's death if you with you mrs if you missed a spot you're yeah but alas the just goes in the first at the clip that we got this classic from austin was the clam thing with our land they painted that whole green room to redo the whole place that was sad they the these the green room the austin to become a club used to be covered with graffiti and now it's just all painted and was like famous comics you know some some comics are dead yet like i think mitch hedberg was on there and stuff and they decided to paint this green
over it yeah i asked him what happened burger king by you guys out like the fuck is this yeah felt like ikea or something like that why would they do that i don't know that was the fail ever they should somebody should take a picture that green room and just call it failed i want to do is find photos of it all online make wallpaper of it and then glue it back on a lot of i've taken most of what you should do is in large everything up high resolution like with some fuckin gene hackman movie type technology where they can take a big picture and actually make it look good maybe it will wait until like it's lcd wallpaper and i'll just email them the phone fucking bitch yeah how could they do that man that was that place in the atlanta punchline that's another one the atlanta punchline the green room just covered with there's one of my favorite ones is stop trying to be hicks
somebody had their avatar photo on the rogan board for awhile the best one was that in the austin was always my favorite and that's one thing i always think it's pee on the toilet seat maybe it will keep women out of comedy no keep the toilets able to keep women just take my own life i'm not a person that lifts might the toilet seat and peas i'm one of those guys really ip p through because i grew up with my mom and my sister and i just use i just wash it every time piss all over the toilet seat no no no no my aim is amazing but once in a while you get that one little teeny drop so once in a while someone else to sit in your pissed because then i clean i always clean it with water in twenty paper were about soap yeah it was that enough if you someone pissed on you
work and then cleaned it with water and told you you drink pee i don't i don't think i have to worry about your little but that's a pee on it i don't do it every day and it's not mine it's his big difference between if i said you know if i drank pee for a stunt on a radio show or if i pissed in your mouth these air to total it's like the old thing like we just always talk about do you stand wiping up or do you sit down and go through the legs me and joe are both standards are you a standard what guys yeah see i get in that i have life i wipe and then i jump in the shower i don't i just want one you shower every time every time why what if your shower every time we shit unless i'm like at a public restroom but my shit consistent at my in the morning when i wake up one thousand o'clock i'm ready to go of the day i never use that driver but it out now chris from flesh like did he tell you that day he is a day that has like a are that finds your asshole then shoots the water at your asshole the same temperature of your skin and then it comes out with another laser that shoots and finds the hair dryer that dries your asshole
some it well i heard about it in japan they have these their toilet seats in out of the day actually a jewel hole jewels system yeah maurice smith more he's called me up and maurice smith i come out of the joseph this is a great business opportunity ok listen to this started telling me about toilet seats i tell you what it's not a bad idea because that's one technology that has not changed since with me was i was a kid you were a kid like that it's the same what we got cushion that's it why are we have perfected that yeah but no one's going to know what's going to buy
them it's hard if it was three hundred dollars i would buy three hundred bucks yes probably a lot more than that they probably well it really is and it's good look at it lasers your that found that she got a cost like seven thousand dollars i would like excel sheets and ship probably that you know what i mean hello dries you who has a user it was five hundred dollars installed i would buy it no way five hundred bucks you wouldn't it yes is the ones that are five hundred gonna miss your catcher yeah i know what you're going to hurt you but it's gonna be pounding and that's gonna splatter all the sheet around your balls first and he warmers on that that i would do six hundred they have warm two that's the other thing that he did the heated seat sit down so warm and comforting but bluetooth on it seven hundred dollars bluetooth so we have calls from there yeah call from your toilet can imagine his speakers behind you like really nice bose speakers you just sitting there talking with someone they hear the echo and they get mad at you are you shitting in talking to me i told you to disconnect
tooth on the toilet you'll have like a job oh no i have a second microphone that's like outside and we'll mix the two you know talk to somebody that gets upset you when you're talking to them when you're taking a shit and i never they never figured out i've told people when they get upset or i've told people are you peeing on my camping is that okay i can hear you i like can we pretend don't pee pee in painting a big deal but if you're on the phone and you shit and you like your ass explodes like one of those clear shits you know to mean well you gotta wipe you gotta clean the toilet there's only a few i could do that with are you don't usually want to do that like when someone says your buddy but it's like a not for a business meeting yeah i have facetime with sometime say fart when i'm on the phone i'm like well i hope they don't doubt they didn't hear that one i gotta pull a but apart there was one there was one time when ari called me by facetime and shitting so i was like you know what i have to poop too let's do this facetime double shit i haven't used the facetime yet
oh it's great now they have a beta on your mac you could facetime from computer to iphone so if some at home you like jump on your computer you know and so now you can facetime between those two devices when is that really necessary like your girlfriend and she's like on the other side of the world or something again you know we're on the road kids that's about it that you like your buddies dude did get on facetime bra is going to fucking do that well we talked about this but that eventually we're gonna have a little cameras in front of us on like fishing poles hanging from our house going to be just a little thing on like fishing falls it's probably gonna be like hovering you will be floating with you right it be a proximity draw going to miss that best technology with the oldest technology i don't feel like fishing poles you don't feel the need for it but i mean that's what i should use to say about text messages embrace a joke about it takes you four presses to get like a my the whole thing about
member leycester the whole thing about nextel nextel they don't have walkie talkies anymore do they still do that yeah i think in brazil in brazil nextel is like fucking burger king know do they run shit they failed in the states i say but we still got brazil why it's brazil dude nextel is huge numbers are really up they love the walkie talkie feature it's on verizon you know there's a funny story there's this dude there's front of roscoe's front of roscoe's chicken and waffles and on a speakerphone and he was talking by himself just standing there by himself on a speakerphone talking and talking out loud you can conversation and so i i said what is it about black dudes that like to talk on the speaker phones when they're by themselves like what is the deal with that and all these fucking people got mad at me ah lot of black people got mad at me you know that's dick ish that was dick ish you know what that whoa whoa whoa i didn't say shit
but you ok i said what is it with all these black people that like to talk on speaker on just because you're black and if you're knowing that i'm not dickish i'm just observing what is that that's a weird thing that i don't see that many white people doing but i see a lot of black people doing and it's not a negative thing but there's a lot of fucking douche things that white people do too but i'm not being racist here i'm observing thing you're saying that i'm not allowed to observe because you share the same melon and content is this person i'm observing and even though you're not even doing the same thing that they're doing that's fucking ridiculous we're real close with racism in this country man we're real close to being ridiculous yeah what is reading this whole thing is ridiculous you know like with especially like the whole anger between you know like feeling like you have to fight somebody because of their race you know like there's people
like beating up different races just because of what right yeah there's that mean that's legit racism but i'm talking about is the opposite i'm talking about people looking to point the finger at racism when you're really just a technology something that's a fact seeing something i'm like the fact that i said that they happen to be black yeah well there not being so why do they do this black one of these brothers be doing i don't know just do it i don't know what no but you didn't get an answer no no one has an answer no but most people are saying their attention whores you know and that's what you know i guess one of the reasons why people getting mad at me as i was saying that black people are attention wars which is now what i'm saying i'm saying i see a lot of black people that like to talk on their speakerphone there by themselves i don't see why people doing it doesn't mean they're not doing but i'm asking it's something i see and might not allowed to see things because people are black like that's a tricky fucking road to walk down that's nonsense no but maybe it's because they don't want to get brain cancer and they're just more concerned about it than white people dude i know
somebody that does that though i know somebody that only talks using the speakerphone function for some reason yeah but not in pub outside they do it at olive garden who is it esther does is black or at least she likes black for sure why won't you do that i no idea i have no idea she records every single phone call between her and her parents too 'cause that her parents are so ridiculous but she's just really weird with her phone and phone calls that's fine man sorry about that i think it's cool i think it's cool did you really just help you yeah it's a tricky thing man so there was a white girl at the airport who's talking her ass off like just really fucking loud need to get on a plane and it was kind of annoying it's fucking annoying as shit man
you can have a normal conversation just put that fucking thing up to usually cover yeah i usually cover like my mouth with my hand i don't want people listening there's a big difference between someone sitting there going heh yeah what's up what's going on how you doing and someone going yo what's up what's going on what you doing ok and then what and then the other person in the other out thinking we going to come down there alright cool cool i have to listen to your shit man this is loud maybe she just does around me now i'm kind of paranoid that i said that i think she does it by yourself maybe i don't know she only does what she does it around me alive maybe it's a security thing where she wants and didn't like hey i'm talking to this guy you know what i mean yeah i'm not hiding around yeah maybe being wow i just hope you don't fucking start a trend i should be a respectful yeah i should start doing it around here i guess there's a that can't be that down it can't be that because it was no way we got a tricky thing in this world about people being too fucking sensitive there's a lot of two fucking sensitive people that can't take a joke or even take
a conversation about this there's michelle obama obama's wife is apparently the center of controversy because she shook a dude's hand she's in indonesia and there's a muslim dude there and they were saying hello you know some demetis of dignitaries and she shook his hand and it's like all over the news they retired it's all over news who's matthew was being nice to somebody people oh yeah the muslims they're losing your fucking mind can't wait the muslims were losing that ass very upset i think i pulled it up but um anyway the fucking story is it's very simple here it is michelle obama shakes hands with indonesian information minister well try saying this name dirca dirt a tiff at two cember ring as obama arrived in jakarta indonesia apparently conservative muslim minister and
in asia who is being criticized for shaking hands with michelle obama thus violating his pious claim that he avoids contact with women not related to him as you know as you're supposed to do and some sects of islam what the fuck man two thousand and ten dude this is in the news some woman shook a dude's hand you know what the fuck man like he just wanted to touch get something that's touched obama's dick you think so yeah he went into connection like a kevin bacon connection to obamas that is what you get shake her hand right yeah you get all the way we get it all you get the whole what would what if she became president one day michelle obama that would be fucking awesome
get a chicken there and she's black a blast beautiful if she could be running shit if she was exceptional person to run shit i'd be down you know the thing about chicks running shit is that they have to be really good at running shit they can't just be hot that's the problem with this fucking sarah palin things all these faggots out there that think that she's good enough to be president because they want a fucker i was talking this on stage they think that life is like a fucking kevin bacon movie where you're the last vote that counts you know and then she finds out that you're the one who got her elected president that she comes to meet you in an unlikely romance blossoms now there's a a lot of idiots are willing to vote for palin because they really do think she's hot if you can get some genius brilliant woman to be running should i be justice down with that but yet dumb bitch no no she's not going to become president palin never well you know what
it wouldn't say never do because i would have never believed she would have the following that she has but everyone knows everyone that has had a tv for the last year and a half two years have seen every single skit with her and even if you like her you have in the back of your mind only you do you're not retarded see dude fifty plus percent of country is almost retarded there's a number of people that are so dumb that there could be some other issue look how bout this jan brewer checked you know eat who she is she's a woman who was she was made governor of arizona because the original governor left and went to see but it was a name i forget what to the obama campaign anyway the point is this jan brewer woman is nuts she's nuts an old and can't fucking talk and she goes on these debates and she paused she went on debate she's debating with this other guys running for governor she paused for ten seconds said nothing just stammering and not knowing what to do and moving her hands and shit she had out full brain lock this bitch lol
right about there being dead bodies on the mexican border with their heads chopped off and and anybody what where the bodies like where's the autopsy sports where's the police report and it turns out was all just horseshit she'd lied about her fuck father dying in world war two wow she said of my father died defending i'm not no she didn't he didn't die in world war two we do it she made it up he died during or no didn't even still alive that was the guy was alive we still alive here is still alive because so little piece of the soul died cunt more likely so now she's she won and you know why she won because she supports this crazy new immigration law she wants to keep all the mexican arizona hey and most where i just arizona is white people most of arizona is crazy old white people and they're like you know
arizona is a nutty place man we have a good time there because people like to party and know the shows are always fun there and people were looking for fun stuff to do but if you look at arizona as a state like it's kind of a wonky fuck at state man totally you're allowed to have guns there dude you could just be walking around with a gun in your pocket you have to with all the mexicans they got done live johnny bravo is mexican so before you start fucking he's a lot of firing up your pen and getting crazy with your hate mail and firing up your twitter account it's totally ok i could fucking make fun of burritos all day do you have anybody that you following on twitter that you're following just because they're dumb that we talk about no not that i could tell well you know know yeah be nice shit yes i like i like ridiculously dumb tweets or funny tweets but in between shit i'm not into like that would do just
tweet motivational shit that they've heard like come on now not for that shit motivational ones i love like dudes who are like older who give advice like steve harvey is my current favorite check this shit out is a tweet i save am dave's tweets your relationship with a man is either off or on it cannot be off and on ladies you have the power stop allowing the back and forth damn he's like a black doctor phil first of all how do you know that the chick is just looking to get some dick all right yeah it's often on people are crazy man and they can always workout to trick he's trying to get bitches that's trying to get him to like him appear sensitive right so it is totally here's another one good morning god will perform the unexpected time and time again if you just let him talk to god don't be too proud to pray
how many followers the entree right after that how many followers as an honest a lot steve forbes frames gonna get to a hundred thousand probably somewhat that now i just had two hundred thousand per m sign graduation take the remote read something to me how many a day do you get normally like adders few one hundred few hundred i like how it continues to want to get to a certain point i notice a you get an average of like a certain amount per day i only have sixteen thousand i treat it like you know i i look a treat it like a like a little we're going to form your little comedy is your farm world you know i mean there's a lot of times i get on there and i just promote gigs or a lot of times i found a cool ship the phone line like that tallien song with without american guy or the italian guy was speaking you seeing an american accent what what was like jib
she wasn't real american worry and talk about what he thought can you find that this is what yeah you just i would love to hear them just someone making fun of an american accent i'm not really using words really interesting that's really it's and it's kind of a cool song if you see the video but that like up to shit like that or science tweets there's going to tweet something today you know they fired up the large hadron collider and made thousands of little big bangs there started doing that man that's become become a reality they're really doing it now so they have all these photos at the cern lab it's fascinating fascinating fucking shit man yeah but you know so there's that i do and then i also like i treat it like looks a little audience you know i think you got to give people things man when you when you're looking to promote gigs and use the internet shit like this you know you can't just promote you got it you got to give him some shit to so the other day i was watching ancient aliens i spell like a whole hour just to wheaton talking shit on ancient aliens that yeah the new season so bad well the first season was incredible the first season awesome
talk about they're trying to you know it was it was crazy all the shit they were saying but if you look at it this way if you don't believe in ufos then that sounds ridiculous but if you do believe if you like watch the disclosure and you listen to all of philip corso's testimony that i used to work for the to be in the pentagon and fucking head of nuclear energy and europe and all that shit when you hear his confessions and like like the death mission of general ramian and if you if you believe in ufos than fucking anything is possible then that means they must have been here said all times at least and if they were around during the greek time they must have tripped out on them that must have been a big news like these mother and they must have like talk to drew about i mean did you know painted about it talked about it wrote some scrap for about it or something it's not that far fetched but
they were coming to some like ridiculous conclusions like about like the painting in india that maybe the was an alien well the so that that's a fascinating texts the ancient texts of ancient hinduism is ah is riddled with stories of flying things and and um you know things that flew through the air but you also have to realize that these people took a lot of drugs these people were in the heavy psychedelic drugs i mean man to the you know in the ancient hindu tax they believe it some sort of a combination of psilocybin mushrooms and a bunch of other different things is a bunch of debate about what man is but it's very clear that they were referencing something that connected them to the psychedelic world and if it was something that connected the psychedelic world you know and i know you're going to see some shit it doesn't mean that the what you're seeing is not real you know when you see like when people think of hallucinations like you think of oh you took a draw
and you saw a monkey that wasn't really there and he you know you know you think of something fake but what you see a lot of times when you take psychedelics drugs is not like the rest of the world and then all sudden some new fake thing shows up it shows you like a whole new world it shows like a whole hallucination world may or may not be real you know what might be happening when you take like big doses of any crazy drug is you might be tuning into the next door neighbor channel you know there might the whole world might be a fucking radio of one million different channels and we beyond one hundred and six dot four and there's a one hundred and six dot five and it's right next door and when you take mushrooms you go there you know so you know these guys saying that they you know solve these flying things and talked about all these majestic being with all this wisdom that very easily could have been drugs very easily yeah it could be that could
both i just 'cause you have a psychedelic experience doesn't mean that i mean very very don't know how much i believe very skeptical about crafts another planet that come here that are metal and the tradition idea of like you know just doing a super advanced and what we already do i look at that i go i don't think so this just seems too silly it seems to mclaren testimony did yeah but it doesn't matter is a lot of testimony people being raped by demons you can go back in time and find one thousand not all who but it's not theirs and our size yeah but that these people which trials people are organizing and getting in front of the inn in washington dc in the national press and i'm credible witness like hundreds of all men for the course on all these guys they're like in their death bed thank you watch them has once like do you think the rats are located you will know if there are that's true but it doesn't necessarily mean that they are telling the truth they might mean they're wrong it might mean that this some crazy gov
experiments they don't they're not sure i believe in that i believe there's definitely a lot of this shit maybe most of the shit that people see in report are our own government making ship but if you listen to philip corso testimony he saying yes a lot that shit is our did we have a reversal say that he saw things himself personally exact yes he did what he was you saw philip corso was part of roswell right she wasn't at raw as well but he was involved in like the shipping of stuff he said he saw the bodies he said that who was intrinsically saw the more solid physically don't know he saw that he said he opened the conference amen said oh shit and he he knew so much that he was in charge of taking crashed ufo shit and taking it to this is what he said taking it to like hughes aircraft mcdonald douglas getting rid
engineering personating story about roswell and everybody thinks it roswell's us silly stupid story and no one knows exactly what happened it could have been some sort of a soviet craft that crashed but the fascinating part is that they flew the wreckage in two separate planes because they wanted to make sure of one plane crashed they had a good chance of the other plane would make to wright patterson air force base made sure they separated the wreckage there's just so much evidence even like today with like the china the china the the shanghai airport airport in china close down twice within a few months because there were some shit right over airport they didn't know what it was they shut everything down i mean just shit like that all over the world i mean there's there's actually is evidence i mean people are put away for life with no video no pictures of the crime just testimony man there just listening to testimony and putting people away for multiple life sentences when you put all the evidence together just look up of course so with the see what there's
hours and hours of him just talking about he wrote a book about it before he he was old mother he was on dateline shit i think it even more compelling one is dr j allen hynek exactly was working on project blue book and he was assigned to discredit ufo stories what his job was he explained it was when he would hear about something he would come up with a reason that it was so thing else swamp gas circular ball lightning all lightning different these different hired for that by the government like in the 50s and 60s and then when project bluebook shut down he dedicated his entire life to investigating ufos and enlightening people on it totally and he talks about it i mean there's interviews like i was and then there's like a new theory now the new theory is that the government everyone to believe in ufos to keep their jackson the rap like they're black projects under wraps i'm like and what it what is what was this project blue book and all this stuff what we
they saying that it was swamp gas there were trying to calm everybody down why were they lying i mean would just say yeah you know what know what it is it's probably from another guy i see but we don't know but we assure you we're going to do whatever it takes to protect you if they really wanted people to believe in ufos they'd be saying that shit not cover it up so i mean if you look up look at the philip corso testimony look at look up the disclosure project there's already been at least two of them i mean these so much credible and like like the top scientists of europe all got together i forget what what the committee is called the international group of they came together in france and they looked at all the ufo testimony in all the shit and they said fifteen per se and it's probably beans from another galaxy or another solar system that's what they said all of them could have been explained away but the fifteen percent they said
this is probably inclusion though why would they do not conclude that it was something from this earth that we haven't discovered yet especially when you look at the ocean well this is that's what they concluded they concluded that all the other ship eighty five percent of all the shit they looked that could be that could be man made that could be this is probably some reflection off the sun fifteen percent they said the it's most likely that based on the pictures pictures the way way that they got some shit from like satellite pictures of craft coming from the top down that they couldn't explain they're like man what the fuck is move thing you know that figured shit of should have things moving and then changing angles and changing direction and moving another way the big the big incident that happened at us military installation in the uk when there's eighty mother fuckers that saw this aircraft three of them came up to it as it was parked touched it they took notes there on the disclosure possibility three of them went up to it
eighty of them were all around going holy shit that's possible that it was a drone that's possible that it was something from america he said it took off and disappeared was gone when i said you have a drone i mean especially if we're talking about different alternative sources of power we don't know it's none of those none of those mother fuckers and it came back they sent the guy to look into it and that in the disclosure project to like two days later they sent the guy to calm everyone down here and they came back and they sought and these guys are all the and the the mail when the military the u came embassy that the ministry of defense there there when the they came up to him and ask him what are we going to do about this what was that this doesn't if it doesn't concern national security we're not getting involved if it doesn't we feel that it doesn't
it doesn't okay but here's the problem with this whole story okay you weren't there i wasn't there were just talking about what we heard people talking about we don't know exactly what went down and you know to you talk to these we don't know how many more full of shit how many of them are exaggerating how many of them were traumatized i say based on the ship that you see if you actually look into it and then you make the judgment you're making the judgment damn you know if you haven't in the testimony then yeah you don't we don't know what he said or doesn't make your basement is it doesn't matter it's all on testimony when you're basically testing one you don't know anything about these people you never know how much of it you're getting square with a t and this is what they said to they said the response to the british ministry of defense saying if it does if it doesn't concern national security we're not going to get involved then and eighty people fucking hallucinated then and they got a people eighty people that are full of shit they got eighty need that is neither it means neither that's not true if it means that
the people were not aware of what they were looking at that's all it means if it jerry people they're trained to observe between them there in the military doesn't mean anything if the military people that are in the know the people that are there at the scene of the crime or the scene of landing if they're not aware of the technology that's available to the highest levels of government they're not aware whatever experimental shit they're working on it might as well be from another planet so what are they going to say if they don't know about yours of course nobody knows with nobody was there but to make a judgment based the testimony you can totally not but you know what i don't believe these guys or you look at it and say i'm going to look at with the open mind fuck eighty dudes that are trained observers three went up to it and touch it they set their saying it's out of this fucking world definitely there saying it that's what they are in the military british ministry of defense is fucking not even looking into it at all i mean to
the conclusion are you but it's still a bunch of people's testimony about something they saw and then you might not have known what they were seeing and then you add all the shit around that's just one incident then you look at all of it you connect all the dots and you know you can make a decision and my dick mike is that there's some shit going on that's that's how i feel based on my disk and it's not that at all my decision as is as there's a lot of people with a lot of stories and we know for a fact that there are a load of experimental government aircraft that they use weather man or whether their remote control and you know all people are just telling their version of a story something that they saw i believe they saw something i do not believe that they know it's from another world them even saying it was from another world people want shit to be romantic they want she to be little gray man to come here in space ships from palladia's wherever the fuck they're coming from the gal
see they want that they look for that shit fall in love that's all true what you're saying but so you don't believe there's ufos what does this believe man do either believe me you don't believe that's not true i believe not true that is not true i have to go right in the matter real or something is not real you just go i don't know because that the only rational explanation yeah but you can't say you leave because we believe it throw everything else out the out the door you said well this is the i believe there are you up cause i believe that aliens have landed here i don't believe that believe we know i don't believe that were absolutely convinced and i don't believe you believe you believe the phillip corso was a crazy man is full of shit what do you do adding adding words to what i'm saying the same things twelve year old ship based on based on what you saw from phillip corso reviews out there sucking cock and take it in the ass and he's doing drugs and didn't even know what i was saying about that is that better i'm just trying to
also just a guy man i mean he's a guy that said he saw some bodies he's a guy that used to work for the military easy credit us had a dog and he was the head of head of nuclear energy in europe okay george bush was the president is in a does it matter does it matter like how high he got up there it's very clear to me that the entire government is riddled with fucking idiots there's idiots all over the place it was he i don't think so he seems like an interesting guy did he see some shit i don't know what do you see in those those bodies what were they who the fuck knows they might have been mutants i have been radiation disasters they might have been a little children that had a disease i don't know i don't know how much you saw it i don't know how close you got to it i don't know you know what how much of it for and he was really truly pretty you think oj is guilty i don't know about will do it soon because a lot of evidence to dead people knives but in his car that's a little different than some dude who says he saw ufos and doesn't know what it is so why did they let him free
what the fuck are we talking about oj format we're talking about ever testimony and all that stuff evidently systems fucked up that's why because black people thought that it was one on their side we're gonna release him and if it did not fit you must acquit and they want to get back to the rodney king verdict and so they released and that's why this got to do what you have phones you guys and i got in like a couple that that that broke up they have to live together careful you have to be careful when you start talking about things that you haven't seen yourself this is just i i found when the same way with you i i don't even if it and that was the most evidence ever unless i knew for a fact i saw with my own eyes i in this too much bullshit i i don't follow anything why not i thought about it it's just too much bullshit there's too many people are full of shit too many people exaggerate too many people twist the truth and there's a big business and talking about ufos and that's another thing to be careful there's a gigantic business in writing books about this shit and doing lexi
there's seminars and these guys make a fucking good living traveling the country selling books and talking about ufos whenever involved commerce in a very strange discussion like the discussion of the potential will reality of intelligent life on other planets whenever you money in that and money in and in the stories mean then it becomes like sort of a faction of show business mean whitley strieber is one of the fucking biggest proponents of the alien abduction story and wrote books on it communion and had movies made about it and that guy is a fucking book writer he writes books he makes fiction he makes fiction and he created this whole thing about getting abducted by ufos and everybody took it as fact and men who the fuck knows if it's fact the guy who a professional fiction man and you don't know you don't know what's going on in hit his head in his head there's no evidence it's like it's like there may be ufos absolutely there
maybe there may be intelligent life form from other planets absolutely there may be but you can't just jump on yes because you dump on yes who did i just jump on you jumped on you did i didn't jump on you you know how much research i fucking i'm obsessed with ufos i'm doing i didn't just jump on it listen to a lot of tell you said you button just jump but i didn't just jump on you making it seem like you were like i heard one testimony and that's not what i'm saying i'm saying you look if you listen to what i said what i said was that you in experiencing yourself you don't know exactly what happened when you're talking about people that are talking about crafts that they think we're from another world you don't know where it really came from and that guy very very tricky and if you choose to believe or not to believe bing on one side or another if you're saying i don't think there's are you i think everyone's full of shit you're sick something i know and if you say i do i believe there here you're jumping on yes even if there's a lot of what you think is evidence
you're seeing it yourself unless it has been proven which it clearly hasn't it's clearly up for debate even though there's a bunch of people to come forward whether there's one hundred or one thousand and they say i have crazy stories about things that move too fast who the fuck knows what that iss who knows okay you don't believe in ufo's wow dude are you are you kidding you're kidding kidding right i'm not kidding that's not what i'm saying i'm not saying that i don't believe in ufos what you're saying you don't know no one is not a snowman you know no no no that's one thing believe when you believe something it's like you know for like based on the evidence i believe there's some shit going on with other galaxies another that's what i possible that there's life on other planets it's certainly possible it's also all that life is a dream it's also possible that your life is imagination and you've made it all up and
i'm a figment of your imagination and each player is in your life to provide you with some information and try to help you and move you along in a certain way it's very possible that this life is not even real it's very possible that i'm in your imagination in your in mine and we self create this is a lot of different possibilities amount that's possible but weather is ufos because some people that you don't know who you've never met saw some things that you never saw and said they wrote it down and have conferences and discussions about i don't know i don't know about that it's done because sweet potato fries it's just it's a tricky thing man it's we attach ourselves to what we believe and you obviously are getting attached this idea of ufos being real because you spend so much time invested so much time being fat i did buy it fascinated with i'm fascinated with the testimony an put it all together that you're making it sound like i'm like like mystically
i'm not mad i'm not making something that i am just saying exactly what you're saying but what i am fascinated by people and i know that people are full of shit and i not assuming that all these people are pious i'm not assuming that all these people are completely honest and without ulterior motive and telling exactly that you know as saw the truth seeing that i'm seeing a bunch of believers and that's the problem even if you saw something fucking completely insane i don't want you to only you know what it is i don't want you describing it that way i want saying i don't know what it was i want you to hey i think you know it could have been some sort of a craft that i'm not aware of it that's what you want for means man flying object you know you're not saying ufo you're saying aliens right yes well i'm not saying aliens i'm saying unknown someone says they know and they start talking about it being from another planet bitch do you have like so fucking serial numbers you can track back to this planet like how do you know where
coming from you don't know shit they're just taking a guess they something in the sky i can't build it must be from space i mean it's that simple it's not that simple man like i do like a bitch that that it is that simple if you want to claim you know where it came from man ok you can't no you can't no no and saying they know if you don't know if you haven't seen it you don't know where it came from you haven't watched the video of it fucking flying off that planet and landing here then it's there's a lot of fucking guesswork it's a romantic idea the idea seems so cool the idea that there's fucking it's tricky because you get sucked into it like it seemed so awesome so does the loch ness monster you know it's like we have built in in our head is not there on the land has a hoster bad luck to sponsor the guy in a big foot not no well big foot as a real animal you know they i have isolated an animal called giganto pithecus that they believe if human things came down the bering strait and they came from asia gigantic
if it's lived in asia as recently as ten thousand years ago it was a bipedal primate that was eight to ten feet tall so this would you believe in bigfoot it's an animal whether or not believe people see it what do you fuck knows and there was woolly mammoths and saber tooth tigers here ten thousand years ago seven foot tall giant fucking birds like a few one hundred thousand years ago there was animals on this planet in this continent that don't exist anymore they were pretty crazy crazy saber tooth tigers are crazier than big foot big foot's just another big monkey if big foot was gigantopithecus it's just another do large primate that went extinct where is big for supposed to be living pacific northwest which is if you follow the traveling down the bering strait which is where indians came here american indian originated in siberia in asia and they came down from from their america what people don't as is ten thousand years ago half of amare it was under a mile high sheet of ice
this was covered in ice is looking a barren land but something dramatic happened to the environment of the earth and the ice age when it ended the america opened up and that's when people start moving here with people some of the people already moved here there was there was there they found chinese bodies here from ten thousand years ago but when when people started moving here they came from there the came from the bering strait that's like the the number one theory of a big percentage of the american indians so they came down from asia and this monkey lived in a and if this thing followed them who the fuck now is there any compelling evidence for loch ness monster this picture there's their scans from radar they think it could be a big fish that could've got landlocked that was extinct in other places but not there the problem with loch ness is it's really murky they can't see and it could be a bunch of other things could be a bunch of other things that people are misconstruing and there's been a bunch of hoaxes but when one enough people have seen things you gotta wonder what the fuck is it is it il
is it we got to think of all the animals that are real you know is it a us dollars mostly floating wood and just people knowing the story and going over there it is all it there's more evidence for a lot less monster a big foot because big foot is the american indians that's a big big part of the lore of bigfoot there's over two hundred and fifty american indian names for bigfoot foot was born in the imagination of an american indian that just wanted the attention it might have been twenty bigfoot was born in the head of an american indian that was just wanting attention you imagine one dude came up with that and spread over what happened and every all the other ones is somebody hearing that same story and just being paranoid walking through the woods later it's like it's like other tribes other tribes was like these fucking costumes like barry costumes
most compelling evidence about bigfoot is actually the audio tapes this is audio tapes with these crazy primate house but they recorded in the pacific northwest and they're really fucking loud the really loud and interesting and he should have been done you know and then supposedly buy legit scientist live recorded the sounds so it could be somebody let a monkey loose they had a crazy pet monkey and they let that mother fucker to be screaming in the woods so if we put you in the woods you can make up some sounds that they would think was bigfoot in luckiness mount service baby what's the worst conspiracy theory like the worst one flat earth no no no it's flat to the young earth that's another bad one and on a day like today people don't believe it's yes young earth yeah they believe the younger yeah that's a big percentage of the christian population there's a guy on twitter i follow him all the time he's just crazy retarded christian young earth guy who's always talking about the evidence against evolution is his youtube videos so just just
you can't watch him for more than five minutes because the insanity radiates off the scream and starts to get you blond hair cute lips is really nice it's hot with they believe that the earth is less than ten thousand years old a lot of people more than fifty percent during a recent gallup poll in the united states believed that the earth the earth is the age that's depicted in the bible which is less than ten they probably don't even know what that is just going to the bible say that yeah it's the bible problem yeah like what is what is jesus thing yeah that's all they have to here there's a lot of dumb ass conspiracy theories bigfoots not the dumbass one bigfoot there's there's there's a real animal that they can lock that too it's like if there's one the jersey devil some fucking giant monster that's has the one of the check was got but yeah the axis one will the to put you a calmer they've near that down to they think it's mange mange on coyote because they've had dead coyotes that they've shot and killed that were covered in mange do they don't even look real they look like
zombie look like ghouls they lose all their hair it's and it's a common disease and they have photos there's of them online if you look to book kabra they have a headless when they will be chopped its head off and it's a coyote to kind of that horrible mange and it has like almost blue dark black bluish blackish skin and it's no hair looks a monster so that's most likely the origin of it you become because you talk about something the killed goats and and kill chickens that's what coyotes to you know so then they have that now down you know i i was at the zoo this weekend then and i saw a leopard they had a leopard there and that's it was so sad my purchase pacing around just doesn't get to jack anything just pacing with all these people stand out well they started to find leopards in america bro really edwards of made their way to phoenix wow gathers leopard sightings in arizona wow that's awesome i had a coming up through south america and through mexico and into america
so where we leopards bro that's pretty good leopards are no joke could you imagine if you like the first american to get jack by a leopard love it would you they're not going to check will be leopard hunting season those little buggers will be wiped out do you think so so they try to go into texas in texas they don't even have to open up a hunting season in texas they're just start shooting the kids will shoot him you were talking about the other day that was jogging and they but something and they had a newer more amazed that they had a gun why they were jogging somebody was telling us the story told us that was that shit that sucks i thought you'd never mind i do that in colorado and you live there and to jog with you have to have a gun i carry gun yeah i did yeah they have a they have a job holsters you know i carried a gun every time i went hiking fuck you
you're gonna fucking rifle behind you yeah the last thing you want us be out there by yourself with your family in a fucking predator attacks you don't have a gun especially when it city that once your daughter's it's so easy to shoot things you know you have a gun you put it in your pocket i mean that's pretty crazy technology you have this little thing in your pocket that could protect you you know what what are the odds of that you got to use that ship i've been can really hard about getting a gun lately let me an like there's two of my friends that were both saying like they just called me randomly like hey you want to get done i think was done or something better to have it and not need it to the needed not to have it you can't control all these people and it's almost living out in the wilderness like you did we talked before it's a lot like you know no matter where you go you gotta deal with some death either you live in in the city and you gotta deal with muggers and rapists or like gang bangers or something or you live way out away from that show
no gang bangers are going out into the wilderness but you got to do with mountain lions and shit like that i deal with things any gotta deal with weird but at least you can shoot them in your cool like you could just look at mobile bay i'm just blasting you can't do that to a mugger until he jumps on you gotta be careful with bears because bears are hard to kill it's very hard to kill a bear with a pistol you know if you got a bear you're better off shooting what about bear mace works yeah you gotta get him with it though they gotta be close enough for you to get on with it i didn't even know bear mace existed until south park fucking people up he thought it was a bounty hunter that was in south park is based on evergreen that's what those guys grew up that's where i almost live i want to live in the mountains of boulder but the mountains above denver there's one town called evergreen that i really liked and that's where south park is that's what's based on where they're actually from like denver those dudes yeah somebody want drink but i do love a coconut have you had these coconut waters fuck yeah we need be sponsor brian so they can send us crates of them so if you're listening oh where
c t p to pressed coconut water in the room than that it's a green box one oh totally do it tastes like it is like you just in a bowl of fruit loops and is the melt from the fruit loops show you now that's what his ex yes this is the i'm a big fan of the stuff yeah living in colorado is just as tricky as cheers cheers salute here's the hawaiian there's gotta be a coconut water alcoholic beverage right to be my new go to hell i'd say i mean i like a lot in about ninety grams for my dad's birthday by him a crate of the that you always drink with the mushrooms and stuff with that code okay jerry i have got a credit that in a crate of coconut water he loves the kabuki but did though cooking water doesn't like but he uses it for colitis he doesn't like this stuff now real is
this week he says like he needs to add something to it i think when you get old you lose your taste but vodka and coconut water will probably the shit when you get old you lose your taste buds i start losing taste one of older people are more likely to eat ask them yes you would think that fat now i i would after all the ships they had and do our to smile and you member that video we watched a long time ago about rods to member that should so serious fucking video now this dude was in mexico insects filming all these people yeah filling people skydiving into this cliff there's a cliff it's like a mile down it's crazy it looks like someone took a an apple core to the earth and cut this gigantic hole out of the earth and these dudes would base jump off that bitch and skydive and fucking pull up
shoot well as there filming it you see these things flying by the camera like insane speed and they looked like tubes they look like they're like wing tubes this guy dedicated his whole life to fucking tracking these things down and trying to find out what the fuck these things the ramad's turns out it was just an artifact it was a video camera artifact that when something moved too quickly too close to the screen it's the image so it made the imagery was a flying snake absolutely this poor fuck literally made videos has way insights roswell rods he still on it and he had to give us know had to have given out let's go to roswellrods dot com see this fucking dummy this is the problem and this i was making forty three aided guys making money doesn't mean you of those are real is because up no it doesn't mean it's not real but that doesn't mean they're not real it doesn't mean they are let's like you put like you said it's most likely
i'll say that i'll i'll take back i believe i say it's most likely real time better the better why why why you even have a because we had this about opinions like well you know you can't just say you just can't just be why become attached i'm being based on what i've seen it's most likely with the down but kelly he was videotaping mobs says this is the official website for the mysterious frying entities called rods discovered by jose s kamya over midway was a jogger or something wasn't it just joger is a dummy they got tricked by some shit you know i mean these guys on monsterquest figured it out and fucking ten minutes has been trying to yeah yeah kid not find roswell rods i'll come you're done son doesn't exist it doesn't exist anymore this guy fucking spent his whole life do there needs to be a
documentary on his shit 'cause you know he videotape like everything right they need to get that footage and then get the footage him now has five pending listen insane somewhere owner how many emails he gets by mistake like i heard you videotape a lot of rides close he actually had another one that he was gay rights there's a gay roz weren't there was another one that he was was chasing down another crazy thing that didn't seem to make any sense let me let me tie pussycat his name because he had like another thing that was like a another theory about something else and then someone on the message board will win them is not the rods guy and that's that's two years from now on i am a lunar rising here
he goes he's got some shit about the moon he changed yeah he thinks there's fucking anomalies on the moon now ok here you go the true color of the moon for over fifty years we have been told and convinced the moon is nothing more than a black and white desolate rock with moon dust and craters that thousands of photos released to the public have always presented a black and white moon even with the most recent hubble photographs of the moon are black and white and as it continues to perpetuate the live in quotes that the moon is black and white with this mother fucker is crazy same dude yeah yeah and he's like tammy switzer nickel switched over oil well he's got a bunch of spots that he says oh my god this is hilarious does he believed
the moon landing was a hoax oh knows he's what he's showing is craters and he believed that these craters are different alien artifacts and these craters like oh there's such a stretch like the photos are such a stretch is like things that these structures are artificial fucking craters man to get shit got smashed by rocks rooms case you know sometimes little shapes come out of that you fucking dummy did you see the moon on conan set last night and his first episode is the first episode did you watch it yeah it felt really cheap you know how you watch like the nbc show it felt like like the furniture was high quality it felt like those were real plants behind him it felt like a good backdrop this felt like they got everything at sears outlet you know really and like the background was this horrible blue painting that just looked really cheap and
american and then there was this moon in the middle of it that was kind of cool and i guess it move it moves but it just looks like the whole thing look like low bud it was it the real moon or a fake name fake quinto figment but just look really low budget and i don't know i was ok had seth rogan on last night and listen how gay you are you looking at the set that was i mean out of control was a fair look i was a fan of the show i was a rock and it was it was it a real moon or a fake movie i like i couldn't comment on the furniture and i was a real fan of the show in like a lot of the reviewers of that you know the newspapers and stuff that reviewed it you know they made it interesting point why are you focusing like on tenth variation of the tonight show you know like you're not being your own show your being like the tonight show in a version of the tonight show you have this new uh certainly why don't you fucking throw that desk out of window and fucking do something you know yeah people like that desk that's not funny
like having people on isn't it better to do it like this we just this is like if we were here i mean we have a table so we have our laptops and shit in front of us but we do have kind of a desto yeah but that put shit on that they don't sound like they don't see that desk there's always a pencil and a piece paper now yeah but it i'm up for viewers don't see the devs i mean he i guess it's cool that he has notes and everything that they could put that on a teleprompter i think there's some security to the desk because it's been there forever just case you get boners when family understand from ten so it goes on yeah it doesn't it doesn't look cool if you're just like a chair so you get nervous when you say pamela you think is look at her boobs cool pm here sit there on stage no desk and they're on a big lazy boy right and they got a head set on it's like you don't want to be too lazy those that conversation will be interesting why don't you come in just have a cool house and they'd like invite some cool people
over you know and just hang out that's actually good now get some good cameras had some good quality behind it but just have conan with this little beard hey check out check out my garage just hang out in the garage and talk about movie with your movie well the problem is it a lot of people like to be in the audience and they like to have an audience there it play it makes the comedy place two hundred people are sad invite that other people via skype that's cool that work work you know john heffron's doing like comedy shows through skype something like skype it's a new form of video conferencing technology but he said in a room and there's all these screens around him and he's like performing for all these other people that are in the room with him yeah it's pretty cool shit actually incredible i hope that catches not in front of an audience no he's doing some corporate gigs where he does them on a desk and the desk but there's like there's cameras that come
okay here laughter yes yes everything they're all you acted everyone's conference called up and it's like you know fifty on how when they're crazy i mean he sit there by myself in front of a laptop and then that could be the whole world listening and then you could hear all their laughter can you imagine that shower correct you have a stereo system and its role he said it's really crazy because you could see when you set it up you can see all these people in front of you like you see them sitting like there's not just one screen there's like a dozen screens in front of them and he sees all these people in front of them so it's almost like an audience yeah what was the audience at the shower ring convention i'm not real interested in talk shows you know like when i heard about it i was like you know i'm not going to really watch it like a podcast it's not 'cause it's seven minutes and all they're doing is talking about their moves they're talking about their i mean how often does someone have a really interesting story it's
not and usually most the time they just pimping their shit you know they'll have a little you know so what's been going on we recently had our second base easy to me it's good 'cause you lay in bed and you're kind of like watching the news kind of like it's like the news but you know mixed with humor right now so it's kind of more just like it's like i wouldn't watch it if it was like eight hundred pm right i mean i like come i mean there okay but i don't go out of my way to see a doctor for a year i prefer the jon stewart show on said i think that the daily show the way he does it is the best way he has a lot of shit that he fucks around with his kids monologues and his like making fun of things in the news even though it's all political for the most part he i think he hits the mark more than anybody he makes me laugh out loud more than anybody you guys already talk about the gulf of nacas we'd smoke an incident on the john store no no we didn't have one you know that yeah yeah i smoke pot he pulled out a joint it was it was actually the bill maher show
it was yeah it was a jump start now okay okay i was on real time but you know in the in the executive said that it wasn't real pot this prop and can i had a sand car yeah but why do they have to they have to say it why do they have to say it's not real who it is like the kids well this is the first podcast we've done since proposition nine did not pass nineteen rather did not pass you know so there's a lot of fucking there's a lot of shit going on right now in this country is a lot of shit going on with pot and dis information and people thinking that somehow or another if you have pot and it's more accessible than it is now that the world is going to fall apart it's sad i never thought when i was a little kid that we'd be here and now two thousand and ten and this would still be up for debate but you also know that it's never going to not going to pass that easily and unless it's like an iphone app one single button
these people instead of having to register and then go get fucking take off work or go towards your lunch and we do that otherwise would be too much fraud yeah but you know in like ten years they're going to figure it out it's going to be on your fucking pagers maybe maybe there's probably some incentive to keep it complicated because the more complicated absolute less people vote in the more its political aficionados that are in the mix instead of just the casual person i knew that was going to happen though did you i wasn't shocked at all it was just like gay marriage you know you thought that was paris but then you know it's shocking to me man when the polls are right i'm like how you know who fuck answers polls do you leave you ever answer to poll polls like online yeah or if anybody called you up and you talk to them or yeah yeah all the time i do pulls do you feel
like if you're on tmz is like that is you know mel gibson's but look fat yes or no i'm gonna take the extra click to see notices you with that the answers are are you know really yeah don't you now for so those are real polls what i mean about full is like you go somewhere it's a multiple page thing without question into that much even a few questions like is it ten questions and sometimes like you know like once in awhile like if a product that i really like that you get that spam email with like please answer ten questions for us do you live in if it's a company alike i'll give the i'll i'll take the extra minute now one one nine two bryan when at home not new anything i could do to help the price is that like you know like if it's like whatever apple you do do that like you uh you like make a little videos and shit when you like a product you know the last poll i took was like who's the best submission artists in m m a
bj penn not really done probably he's making so much money in jujitsu he doesn't need to go through all that teaching yeah website charges thirty
bucks a month to get his techniques thirty yeah that's a lot of fucking extra thousands a month that dude who set it up that chess master joe uh josh i think billy is the last time his weight skin i don't remember exactly how to pronounce his name bobby fischer yeah he's the one from that the video searching for bobby fischer of the movie it was all based on him and he was ah child chess prodigy and now he's transferred that into becoming a jiu jitsu ge he loves jiu jitsu and he treated just like chest where is a bunch of openings that much different counters and he hasn't broken down so he has the website would really like systematically organized the way you would organize like chess practice so it's pretty fucking interesting you know that someone who's a chess genius i mean that kind of a mind that kind of ah like you know
like a retard is the word situation strategic that that kind of a strategic mindset applied to jiu jitsu i bet i mean if you were making free money just like twenty k a month which is probably in the area doing nothing why would you do in my money just flowing the fuckin he doesn't want to do it you know and he doesn't need to you can just stick to in the the greatest jujitsu player of all time well that's good enough love to see just professional ju jitsu because i've always said that you know one of the best things about you to watch jesus who is you don't have any guilt even though you want to do is get jacked even if you jack a guy it's there's a guilt because like when you knock somebody out or you hurt you money somebody even you watch someone get knocked out at least part of my brain is like that guy just got fucked up you know there's like a part of that god is not to be
same again like he got hit by a car yeah yeah i mean someone gets really fucking head kicked when when when gonzaga crow copped broke off when he had kicked cro cop and knocked him out i remember i had an interview croak up afterwards and he was just you know it really was a dumb idea interview i should have probably pro tested but we always interview the winner and the loser and he was up and they said okay interview the loser so i just automatically went to it but as i was talking to him like this poor guy should not be getting interviewed right now this guy just you know he just got knocked unconscious he's not exactly sure what happened i'm asking the questions you know when you see something like that man you go wow there's a there's a fucking price what you just you never feel like there's a price you know guys get jacked and even if they get hurt like he's gonna be okay in most of time ninety nine percent of the time but marcela garcia man if he could just do professional ju jitsu if they could have a guy like that you could have professional jiu jitsu and even put it on tv and it would be exciting because he'd be
is catching people all the time or so many good guys now i mean the marcelo still the king is there so many guys out there still competing when ike and ryan hall and and jeff glover and all those bus to match rafael mendez breanna uh rafael lovato there's so many guys that are good no g it should be in the olympics right away yeah there's no reason why no guy jujitsu shouldn't be in the olympics he's a little too slow that's that would bore people that down yeah that that bores me you have that funny story about going to watch with john shock yeah that's that i was always in class that ask the questions about yanking on colors and yanking on sleeves and asking like how is that going to translate in i mean because i was embarrassed when i first started doing so i would tell guys check check out this next fight discuss the jujitsu guy he's going to fuck him up he's going to jack
and the first fight that i got really disappointed with was bustamante against bolander i love amounted to death he still one of my all time favorite fighters but i couldn't believe that he couldn't finish him off his back it was just baffled me i kept saying okay he's gonna get him right now he's going to get him he's just setting him up going to get up and then it didn't happen and i asked rock i'm like what's going on with how come we never see sweeps and finishes off rarely off off from the bottom you never see sweeps and finishes at the same rate as you do at the moon be out at the moon the other sweeping they're finishing off their back like i mean it's it's incredible how much action there as like off your back but not in a moment it was different so it's because they don't have the he to hold onto yeah well if you practice setting up all your submissions and sweeps yanking and pulling on someone's outfit and that's actually part of the sweep you take that out and then you also add
strikes man it just it's a whole different game so you know what was the quote how do we get expired they were talking about john jack watching in the matches with you and you guys are both saying how boring it yes yes i always immediately i was questioning the guy going man this could be a problem this is making jujitsu look bad like for me it was like how does jujitsu look in mma and then when i to the mundials in two thousand as a purple belt with jean jacques and we're watching the black belts and like i can't even keep my eyes open it's just so it just most of the matches one born there were some exciting matches and there still are some very there's a lot of exciting matches with the gate but generally i mean we i was
they're trying to keep my eyes open and john jock looked over and goes man this is so boring he wanted to leave and right there that struck them like damn one of them fucking battis jujitsu players of all time my master is bored with watching black belts played tug of war in the guy that's when i thought whoa and there did they give the problem and for me the reason why i started t teaching without the wasn't to separate myself from brazil like the brazilian jujitsu community it wasn't our wasn't me gonna you jude eight you know you guys are the key i took off the key for ju jitsu i did the for judy you know that's the one thing i want any i want everyone to understand especially the brazilians that hate me is i did this four digits of the most important thing for me would you jitsu looks in mma and i feel that the guy is a problem for mma so i decided when i opened up a school i want to try to bring
you just sit back and do whatever i can personally whatever i can do to bring jiu jitsu back in anime well you did it also because you think that's the most effective way to do it in mma yes no of course of course i thought it was the most effective way and i'm doing it for digits i feel that if everyone lost the guy like ten years ago and just focused on nogi submissions setting up everything in the clinch setting everything up with over hooks under hooks and headed control as opposed to setting everything up with yanking and pulling collars and sleeves if we would have started everybody ten years ago we just killed the guy if healthy or said no more g we need to come back we need to dominate me again man the world would be a different place we would see a me we would see one hundred shayna aoki's ah one hundred javi vasquez did you see when ryan hall said recently he had a thing about how he doesn't play guard anymore that always concerned with now is if he whines about bottom is sweeping getting on top to finish that's beautiful
can do it but what about the guys you can't sweep yeah he's saying that you can't he's saying that you can't rely on your guard more you can't rely on sweeps all the time either but you're going to be on your back regardless and if you could sweep am i'm most of my game is all about sweets i'm all about sweeping and getting on top but you have to prepare for the case scenario a guy that puts on your back and you can't sweep 'em you better have a wicked finishing game off your back as well you gotta have both you can't finish everybody from your back and you can't sweep everybody but if a dude stuff your all your sweeps any stuff all your finishes he's just better than you that's it you know but you gotta have as much game as possible i'm amazed that somebody hasn't stepped up and tried to make a professional jiu jitsu league and i know we agreed that really did that thing for a little bit but you know he was he was having a hard time with it but i think i think it's more popular now than it was then well the problem with the rico temporarily promotion which was professional submission league p s l great concert
he just had like eight superfight matches man he had had marcelo in there against jake shields and marcelo in there against cameron earl he was he was the only way he thought he could make it work and sell it to network or something even like espn or something was to have randy couture as the main event and randy couture originally he retired a few years ago and he wasn't planning hmm anymore but he his plan was just to stay in the mix competitively and do submission grappling so rico jumped on it hey hey dude you're to be that the poster boy this this you're going to blow this up but then when you decided to go back to mma he was left without a poster child and i mean i think i think he could make it successful with the guys we have nowadays like make marcelo garcia the poster child and then bring in you know kabrina bringing rafael mendez bringing a broadly lastima bringing again jeff
ryan hall honey vasquez all these guys that your hobbies back in the mix in mma now but i think you could do it now i don't think you need randy couture i don't think what they really need is they need to get some sort of or a network behind someone loan it step up and take a chance with it but it's hard man look at bella torment bell towers on like fox sports net you know i'm saying it's like they have a hard time getting a network of people going to pay attention to it if you have ju jitsu on fox sports net it's going to be really tough you know it's not a lot of people that are like focused on that if you get it on espn on the other hand and i had a big deal in the day prince the difference between submission grappling and m m a the the advantage it could be a small advantage in some people's eyes but people will get into it because anybody can actually practice it and you can go to your local jiu jitsu school and you actually can get involved so it has the potential is there of course it's
it'll never be as exciting as dudes smashing skulls and all that kind of stuff but submission grappling with the right guys can be very very exciting and i get it i think it could be successful they got dogs catching frisbees at one thirty in the morning you can throw up some nogi digits were up there for sure they got the more i mean pull huge i mean pool is also the all the time so he won't notice on tv though starving to death yeah but it's on tv barely it's barely on tv a lot of those matches the watch old matches the women have some on espn there's no money in it no as making any i have to go overseas to make the real money is a couple tournaments like the u s open you win that you went forty thousand dollars to play for a week and it's only the winner you get down to like the other people there's not much more okay okay um there's not much money in it but it's still on the air and i could see submission grappling like that on the air and no one's really making that much money except for the top guys but then you got like poker that's making money right who watch is fucking poker
thing about poker is man the thing ok you watch poker i love i'm sorry i about something is that you could watch and you could know what we all have like when like when at home you can't affect the outcome of the game so you could see like could you two aces you got an ace and king you could see without using when he had the people watching could see what he had so they no everyone is in on it so going to play out and load of effects what if baseball is like that where you knew what the picture was going to throw like right before they let you know that's interesting because if they let you know a second before you throw how could he ever get to him how could it get to him that quick and if he's looking somewhere else he's keeping his eye he would fuck him up that's a good idea right away boom yeah yeah if you had like the picture had like a little thing on his mouth you know what it would have to be someone who could read the signs because the catcher is giving those signs or just do it like a twenty second delay
those signs of the pitcher give those signs who decides what would get thrown the catcher the cat a better can say now from yes on some kid the kid that the picture has he's like the executive producer and the fucking captures the producer but you can have like bitchy arguments you can totally you can see i'm calling now did know know know know basically the catchers trying to get them to green like okay what we to do it's up to you but you after this i'm suggesting this but you could do that with football too like right before the snap boom going to be a run or something dialogue is one of the hardest things about putting anything together is getting two people to agree on what should be done you know like if you have an executive producer and you have the talent together and trying to figure out how to work things out man that's a hard fucking thing to come together on you have to put it on a ten second delay then that would ensure that no one the baseball tingly half there's no you've had it with music though right you've had that with music we're doing are trying to fuck with change your shit
and i remember that executive producer you were working with for a while which one guy down san diego oh yeah we want to do all this and do all that no that wasn't a win also you happens all the talk exactly i was all time now i've i've had it happen with everything over done everything i've ever done that has to do with creativity that involves other people they all want to damn i am open to hear shit i've always been that when every band that i've been in the rule is always been the same with five of us twenty two years old and everyone's like in their early twenties like anybody can write but we all have to like it like if you want to come up with something ok we all have to like because when you're on stage man what's most important would rather play someone else's good shit then your badge who you don't want no one wants to go on stage in the crowds going what the fuck is this no ones like it and the other guys are going to talking behind their back like don't want to do this song anymore that's the last thing you want to avoid that
you know what i mean so what ends up happening is real quick you end up everyone gravitating to the guy who's putting together the best yet right there's always that band where you know that they're just giving this fucking drummer a bone let him saying right now you know there's always a few songs like that right dude perfect example is peter criss from kiss he co wrote a song he thinks he wrote beth but really bob ezrin wrote it and the famous producer and so it peter crescent bob that's what that's all that was the biggest kiss song today beth was huge is a lack of you know how it was the first woman ever i was of huge kiss fan the first one i made it on the radio yeah that was massive beth is fucking huge soap chris got a big head goes i want to leave kiss you guys are we only write one song i want to write more song make a solo album paul do do do do do do call mike solo albums and will put him together but let's not break up make a solo home that's cool will make so long so they'll put a soul arms at the same time peter criss is album the guy who wanted to leave to make this was not only
worst of the soul hours but it's the worst kiss album ever he made he's known for the worst kiss i'll never know kiss fan has ever said they like that album really it's that is that bad it's really bad dude it's really really really bad so he's not in the band anymore but there's a fake peter criss now the way they did it rigidly when the peter ace left they replace them new characters like eric fox came on to replace because the fox then then came on to replace really as the egyptian god or something but then then they finally took the makeup they went like ten thousand and fifteen years without makeup and then when they put the makeup back they got pete and as the original guys back then it a couple of the tours in the exact same thing happened peter fucked up ace fucked up so they kicked him out but this time will happen to the fox with that guy go he died actually but when they when they did the reunion tour you got to bring back the original guys because that was two other guys that were check out this picture it's a really
tattooed on this guy's side he was he was a bartender or a server at the cap city comedy that's kid named bobby and he ran into a feeling he was drunk he was talking all this shit to ace really and he's feeling was fuck you kid so he gets a sphere lee's picture tattooed on him with fuck you kid let's put it up here it but i'll put it on my twitter later today but he got this fucking tattoo of ace freely tattooed his whole side of his body is permanently a big picture of a shitty one two of ace freely words as fuck you kid there anything that's incredible so when they decided to do the reunion they got the original guys a saint peter it's been like fifteen years of course they wanted to do they realize fuck we fucked up god damn it why do we leave kiss and get kicked out at the same time like both they both got back in the reunion tours were massive they did a couple and then peter started fucking up at a started fucking up somehow they left
so instead of getting new guys with new characters they got a new guys to play ace and peter while did and then they they they kept who's the guys and say as no they never did that they never did down there they didn't have to go you know they never pretended like that was the real ace and that was the real peter maybe they did the first few shows maybe they try to do something and i'm not saying the did shenanigans i said they said you know and now starring as bang and they the guys name i don't know they've never don't say never said now they say the real guys named cous cous what happened is when they did the reunion tour eric singer than on me kiss drummer and bruce look at the non makeup kiss guitar player they got left in the bottle we're going to do a reunion tour and blow this shit up this non makeup banning happening but but when peter left i got the non makeup do derek singer to play peter well so he came in and he didn't he always said he was eric singer but they know that most a lot of the fans that are coming don't even know the difference
kiss we would have the kid i'm gonna check out kids they're fucking cool man rock and roll night they they have no idea realize they never hide it they never deny it but they know that that doesn't really matter going to come up we're going to say that's eric singer going to say that tommy fair playing ace but most of the people aren't even going to notice what was the deal with ace freely and peter criss why couldn't get it together it the exact same thing drugs and alcohol peter and they're getting all to peter peter was not a very good drummer back when he practiced a lot and when you i mean it sucked gypsy man you don't fucking keep practicing you who's your chops you a drum it to be like a fucking machine literally on time and peter paul and gene have never never stopped touring the never stop putting out those guys are machines sing their ass off and they could play i mean paul is unconscious playing and singing and and jean he's one of the most uh
bass players ever he can sing fucking harmonies like the beatles paul and gina machines are so what they got they got they to replace eric singer the non makeup kiss guy they brought him in they put peter criss makeup on him when he can and he can sing eric there can sing and he can play his off he's an amazing drummer and he could sing so they go booking to bring this guy back does he sing bath now this yes this is this is not did did a reality show know they did did the success of the gene simmons show was so successful that they ended up doing and would show spots of kiss during gene simmons reality show but then they kind of did a spin off why don't we just follow kiss so reality shows all fucking fake you know what i mean so most they had to make even the ones that are real the camera at the face reactions like that they have like one camera there and how they getting holy padding to all the facial reaction right like storing these facial reactions from what you know from two weeks ago there's good when a perplexed look that's how they do it different
shirts yeah that's how fake it is so with the jeans with a kiss reality show there's like a miniseries rather relish or it might be an ongoing show they have to create some drama so what following around eric singer who's dressed like peter is like gene can i do beth in the in for the next show and then jeans all you know promised peter that i wouldn't do beth i don't know in like come on dude let me do bad so that eric singer disappears they're about to do a show where is eric singer we started an hour no one's been able to find them all they're all looking for a single he's like fuck it let's the roadie and get him and make up we're going to we're just going to do the show without and we're going to get the roadie to do it they never the roadie putting on make up or anything getting ready they were just like all night and all this and eric shows up backstage all dressed up and make up you got there going on stage and he looks over to peter because paul stanley me do or not and paul goes just get up on onstage man i don't think so something like that is just all ridiculous
you take drama and then he sings it i don't i don't i don't even get that it was ridiculous it was ridiculous man having them arg backstage about singing death is there a way to do a reality show and not have fake shit yeah no editing allowed is just one cam it is like but it might not be interesting yeah you gotta have three hundred it three it's you know to some people i'd rather watch an hour then i know it's one hundred percent real than an hour that's like easy i'd have just chopped up to workout sellable that should insult the fuck outta me when i watch like keeping with the kardashians and i see bruce jenner running around town trying to fucking meet a deadline or something stupid where i know it's not real and like come on man the fake show my shirt is done just all out of fun man we want it fake we do those fake we do we're storing
facial reactions and stuff from people just putting him and we're having fun with it it's like all things what he's talking about his tenth planet ju jitsu dot com has got a thing called mastering the system and it's like a fake jiu jitsu reality show yeah but there's really really techniques in there real techniques but we just have fun we extend with yeah shenanigans tillery have you uh is the hole i'm not too thing what is the deal with that the latest episode that just went up yes he chokes me out he we yeah we get in a fight and he talks about a put down any leads that some people have people figure out what's going on yeah people think it's the most people know it's fake but there's a small percentage like i just got someone a forum member from the day one this girl he failed me yesterday i said you know i respect your you to death and all that but i have but once and for all is there another thing real because i just got a note either way if it's real it's real it's cool but if it's fake just let me know i just don't know why
oh you don't know you know there's so much evidence people are piecing together they're taking footage of one the days of our lives they're putting it on the form and i just keep deleting it any evidence i just delete it delete but it's a tricky thing melon people fake it when people think anything you know that i just saw the other day of alan belcher pumpkin you ever see the video yes after i haven't seen it never seen it there's a video of you buckingham at your school and then he punks you member that that was columbus adelphia somewhere somewhere but he got you and i knew it right away i was like no fucking way he was crazy gorgeous guys enough i wasn't hearing what he was saying i was just going to 'cause i always start like the first never met alan belcher it was after awesome victory i talked him a little bit and invited him to my school i thought he was like a thought man this guy
he was seemed like a snapper like he would just like i seem like damn i'm like a little scared of 'em i don't really know it in the first time we met he had just beat someone's ass his lip was all fucked up and it was quivering you had a couple if it was quivering and i'm like that dude i would love to show you some some rubber guard shit come on down in the gym and for a second i thought man this guy he could snap on he ended up being a super fucking sweetheart he's totally cool i love alan belcher but when he tried to punk me what was premise of it i don't remember he got mad about something i don't remember but i number as soon as it started coming as soon as it happened he was screaming i turned to the camera went no he was trying to fight you no i saying i was on the outside i was on the outside do you in that you were trying to keep them from getting mad about something and he was i think he was going to start a fight with a bouncer or something he was getting not with the balancer and i was going oh no fuck we got a crazy motherfucker he's going to find a bouncer right now but that is a problem if you hang out with a certain number of mma fighters there's a few
i always wanted to that's a loose cannon you never know a couple of drinks getting him i'm attached junie browning was at my school last night all he's totally cool man i love junie browning but before i we met him he was the only guy ever i saw on the ultimate fighter and you know we're always backstage running into these guys all the time new season comes on i go i gotta remember remember these dudes i'm going to be from all the time i don't want to not know their names and feel like a total douche bag so i'm like this i'm like watching the show study in there fighting tech mix seeing what kind of fighter they are and what kind of person out if they have one junie browning on top i thought to myself man this guy can snap on any i don't want to get to know this guy i made the decision to my head don't get close that guy that guy told me we were in las vegas we're eating at nine hundred at the palms and he was a really nice guy and what happened was that he was a big fan of yours and i tried to have
right i didn't want to talk to my just thought from the show they made him seem like a total lunatic right so in sean tompkins trained him just fuck somebody up on spike show in vegas and we're at nine the place is packed i see shawn tompkins walking towards me i'd love shawn tompkins so as soon as he came up i like you know we gave each uh little hug and i saw that oh damn junie brown behind him in his body so i hugged shawn tompkins and kind of look the other way trying to prove like i didn't notice junie browning i'm going man here he comes he's coming right for me shit ease with shawn tompkins i hear him right now seems like right over my shoulder and he almost passed me by bruce buddy from kentucky said hey there's eddie bravo and i'm like oh shit he's going to come up so you tap me on the older and i looked over his hey dude what's going on dude great fight fuck i think it oh shit i'm actually talking to him holy shit what's going to happen and then is bromenn were always study in your books and smoking weed in an and on the maps with your book
now i do rubber guard i got a good twister and almost like whoa this guys this guy's a tenth planet i always i got i got to give this guy a chance maybe maybe i prejudged him and he turned out to be a fucking cool guy man and you know he's thinking about moving to la to get away vegas he's not partying anymore he just wants to clean up his life and and make a big comeback still young kid right isn't twenty five he's funny as hell too 'cause he's funny that mother fucker is funny he doesn't have to be drunk there're jujitsu we hung out in the parking lot and he made of of us laugh quite a few times he's got some witty ass shit man he's a cool dude he just you know he had a bad upbringing his daddy's to beat the shit out of him and you're going to come up can i have a burger kinks couple kinks that's all i mean we've run into so many guys over the years that started out like that and then eventually get their shit together one way or another i mean it's it's fun to watch guys like that evolve and become something better than what they were like chris lee been perfect example of guys
i was kind of a brawler and now he's like a like the f t put aaron simpson away yeah he's like a seasoned mother now triangle doc young man for real yeah chris evans a badly smart man and i believe the judy browning i really believe that he's too smart to throw his life away he's got some he was an idiot he might just might just keep fucking up in a fit from hanging around you man if he if you know you understand troubled childhoods and and and channeling that into you know something positive and being around positive people man that's the most important thing to for having a pa of life being around a bunch of other people that are on the same wavelength as you try do the same shit and that's one of the cool things about tenth ten planet jiu jitsu in hollywood but everyone is super positive there and it all trickles down from you sir but you know that right i mean it all trickles down from you mean a lot of places if you go there and the instructors kind of do she and you know people can get douche with each other and there's none of the at our place everybody's very cool
i'm doing really is acknowledging that everyone has an ego i have an ego everybody has an eagle and i just every day i tried to do things to keep that ego in check because if i don't if i'm not conscious we try to keep it in check sometimes it just pops up in and up you know what i mean so you know i i in the it rubs off on my students my students are constantly you know if like the eagle flares up you know they can catch themselves they can call the cells it's a life long process man it you know everybody has an ego in there the everyone struggle just broadcasts as a part of their two man i've talked to a bunch of people that i've met all over the world one of most important ones was his kid that i met in boston who is from ireland who was explaining that man that man i don't we don't have anybody like this near me no one talks like this no one gives us this us there's no one around that that's like a thinker this way that thinks about life this way it's open minded and and because of this podcast is making me like like real
that's the way i evaluate life and reassess the way i talk and think about things having guys like you teaching used to having a podcast like this make a serious it's like a series connection we have to all these people and they help me to man i've got a bunch a bunch of cool tweets from people an inspirational shed and cool articles of people tweeted me and you know cool things that people post on the message board and it's all like a big thing together you know it's all a big thing everybody helping everybody else you it's so much fun today i drive to class i remind myself on the way to class and how lucky i am like i'm dry this is my bob i mean i don't even look at look at like a job look at like a job look at it like a job sorry but day is a day off for me man and i appreciate so much just going to yes and everyone just sitting there and they're waiting for me to teach them how to strangle you know in an efficient way my how fucking pm i i can't believe it everyday it's it's amazing and the cool thing about jujitsu for
people don't know is everybody's real friendly to each other man i mean people catch people all the time in you know in arm bars and chokes and shit like that and you know want to get caught but there's no no fight ever breakout no bullshit ever happens it's just you know damn caught all right what did i do wrong you forgot to put your arm and oh shit oh thank you and you know it's it's a massive misconception about jujitsu that jujitsu classes classes a bunch of meatheads there douche bags of dick heads and she think it's like we train in a cage and it's a bunch of computer nerds that they're playing the ultimate virtual reality game 'cause if you're into video games in like killing someone by pressing a button one really dying but you enjoy that feeling jujitsu is the old virtual reality video game it's where we is going to end up the wheeze feeling more like a baseball bat like a golf club how mount you can can actually kill people
you know theoretically or you know with jujitsu you put someone choke they tap out it was like you killed them because of you did let them go you would actually kill them and you learn you can it's anybody there's so many schools goes all over the world you can learn how to systematically and scientifically break limbs and put people to sleep over twenty different ways you can put someone to sleep just with the neck you know there's probably more i'm just guessing at least twenty all these different took so many variations of guillotines darces chat and it becomes just a really fun game too it's an amazing game game where i mean i have my arm like a couple of weeks ago you know but like you know for the most part when you get go to you get involved in like like serious rolling with somebody everybody's fine at when over you know you get caught with something he just tap and ninety nine percent of the time you're fine every now and then you'll get something something get tweaked or you neil
was that i know you had a a knee problem that happened recently i have both my knees are up but it's so fun you never think about stopping doing you just a night and i can't wait for myself to heal up exactly so i can get better and you're like like when you when you tweak something like god and i probably out a couple weeks yeah and it's just fun it's so much fun i mean it's it's think about this you after to workout everybody has to work out if you're in perfect shape you have to maintain you have to keep working on why not work out and learn how to take people out put him to sleep at the same time and it's and it's the ultimate video game exercise you turn some serious self defense it can come up at any time in your life it's valuable and it gives you so much confidence and it's so much but it's kills video games it's like
and then you meet a lot of great people that have their ego in check because of the i don't have cable if you don't have your ego and chat then you those people don't survive ju jitsu the tapping is that you got a douche bag filter the tapi because dudes that are just just there it's where the eagle rules them they can't jump on the mat and get tapped out they run from it or they get on the edge of the mats no way am i going to let people tap me out and they don't really do know what's going on with subconsciously the fear of dominated and tapping out by losing looking like a weakling that scares people but you gotta look at it like you're just learning of course you're going to get tapped out on the beginning and the more or you come the more dedicated you are as time passes you start tapping dudes out occasionally but still you really tapping or beginner but ultimately one or two years man you can minimize those taps and you're getting your learning if you did you just jujitsu for two years the uh
these are in a street fight one on one the odds are way on your side way on your side you know anybody could anything could happen in a street fight but man guy that strain jujitsu two years against the guy at zero training on the ground another great aspect of it is it calms down your body and it makes you real how much of an influence stress and just the fact that we have this ancient chimpanzee hardware system our bodies are set up for hunting and gathering carrying things and our bodies are set up a certain amount of energy and if you don't certain amount of energy with your body your body starts to betray you and you start to get really stressful and start to snap at things wouldn't ordinarily snap i know you shouldn't rash be upset about it allows you to put things into perspective it calms your body down this is very important yeah i mean are you saying digits is better than quick
are you gonna start there there's a bunch of people put a bunch of videos of cool video games that are out there man fuck you know like to try to tell me that there's all these different video man there's some insane shit there's this one i don't know the name of it but they were it was like look like they were in the jungle and they were like near some like it looks like some mayan temples and shit the graphics insane russian attack i don't know what it is i don't know what it is i don't remember what it was someone put just a demo up and then someone put price fall out i don't know what it was but it demo is insane and then crisis was another one was pretty interesting but bunch do dudes run around shooting people then i put a video i went to watch a video of quake online and that guy go back to what i said nothing could a quick i understand that he's with games a beautiful i understand these games have all these cool things you can do there's a lot of your first eight four yeah cat all i wanna do is people up in one on one deathmatches doesn't like to do it yet you're you're i i honestly do you
i understand what you're saying man i'm just saying that you like death matches they've taken the formula of death match it and just added onto it with like one thousand five hundred and twenty years or whatever long quick three quick four was two thousand something was a two thousand and five or two thousand and six in for the last five six but they've taken the formula they even use the same engine on call of duty when it first came out and they've just improved improved improved it in like a lot of these games like last week i wasn't talking about like keyboard and mouse necessarily what is better than controller argument my my point is is that the games are better now the games are better now they're not geared towards the accuracy of a keyboard and mouse as much as they are geared for just having a fun experience right video game yeah there's a lot of auto aim going on people do those driving game in audit audio is just easier to people those driving games yeah told to me though what's
to me about video games i understand all that but what's fun to me is just i got addicted straight up to one on one matches and even like team you know just the fact that you have this incredibly precise troll over the at your are like the pool statistic versions idea aims act and then it's all just as a very small majority yeah most people like to play football games in the control is perfect for that right with with quake games those one on one first person shooters to so precise it's so addictive and we were to about it was your cousin's addicted to know my nephew nephew man i was a little kid if they'd hit me with some quake over the lost mile i woulda never got into martial arts order never got productive with my life i would have never paid attention in school there's a game on steam that you can play on your mac that has nothing to do yeah but i want you to next time you're bored and you just want to spend because it really short games you can get addicted to it like it like literally you could beat it in like six hours but it's called portal and i think
she's a sangat six hours i got kids no no i'm i mean but six are spread out for like months but when it's in the book but it's an addiction you will that that came alone will set your mind racing to white on how crazy video games are now so what is the best one right now if i wanted to get something for xbox and something just going to blow my fucking mind here's a war for you i would probably go with more of like a borderlands or something like that but it's i would i would i would actually find a game that you can play on your mac you know like a game like call of duty that you can play i think he called the the four is on there and there's a couple scenes from call of duty for that will blow your mind you know just read there's a red one read something cowboy one i don't get that the ship what does have one that's is grand theft auto but using a horse and cowboy was a call it's called red dead don or something like that i gave it a chance but i was like this is grand theft auto i don't play anything that was a huge successful game though super you know it's just make that formula and i'm sure it's bigger and better than and theft auto but for me i just
and i'm like i'm done with that i don't want to play that anymore i'm over that they say that ea martial arts games a bust numbers bina really really yeah they simply do you yes do you have like a yeah i got lakhs of you know go um that does a new one we're working on right now you do yours who do you think this is charity is what the fuck pick up the phone cocksucker that's not what happened go back to that alex jones transcript so your calls coming bryan callen bryan callen must've just got into the tank but before going to do the podcast is about to get the tank that was brian here no not here no place in venice headquarters float lab dot com so i think what we out today is that eddie bravo loves ufos i love him and it's you i love him like bunnies and brian loves cats and one hit of weed instead of three you got to hide today no no i'm just saying that i liked my huh
hi today yeah one hit on anything that's on you know no more than two and two if they're gonna be too it's too light one your shit fucking fucked me up this week by the way like he like we smoked before we went on stage actually so i should talk about that we smoked and then joey diaz told me five minutes later going i might put you up on stage and what i'm going solo joe rogan show no it so i was completely baked out of my mind the first couple what we did this weekend was different was we took esther on the road was little esther was brians friend who's an emerging stand up comedian in la she's only twenty two years old there's only been doing comedy like two years and we just said well it's just fucking just for an experiment so would like to take this kid and throw up in front of a real crowd like
great kills littleesther dot com dude she's fucking good man she's confident and smooth and for some there's only been doing comedy for two years she's way better than i was two years into it and i told her that when i was two years into it it was a mess i was a clunky fuckin goofy mass okay the cheese it is she known for looking really young yeah that's like that's one of our characters yeah she looks like she's twelve servicing what's her name esther little esther little esther her feet seriously are smaller than my hands but smell like there twice as big just kick the man why don't under the bus she she's funny man she was have various she did a good job you did a good job to men it was interesting watching you loosen up from the first set you do thursday night to the last set you on saturday night which was your best one right you slowly something to admit to you joe that second set saturday i acted like i smoked marijuana before i went on stage before i went on stage the second shot
memory before we also didn't really smoke out because i was like no you're like i do it do it and i'm like no i don't want that show that you have was the one when you were high right and you want high at all now you must have been a little high from the first time but that was like three hours so i had leveled off because you were nervous weed isn't that great when you're nervous man and he realized that that you were probably hide got paranoid and you want i was getting high like going and going on stage five minutes later that's not a good mix for me i know it's not good is the podcast either before we've done that many times we get high right before we do the pockets like today the first words out of my mouth wide crawls all some of them they don't come out that great but like now we're two hours in it's all smooth once you're killing him once you're killing a really confident you can't wait to go on state then we will take it to the roof yeah but even you got to make sure you don't get too i think red bull and vodka one or two of them before on stage is the key ingredient for stand up comedy wanted red bulls and vodka red bull but because i like a
but a weed some calisthenics my best teaching always comes from maybe in a time when i teach because i'm so confident with it that it adds to it i'll be pissed off like i forget i forget like i forgot to i don't have weed right now and i didn't teach class today stoned this morning i didn't teach guide i thought pretty good i mean if it was a good class but i always feel like when i'm high it's just like i don't want the class to end i wanted to keep going i want more time when i'm in that space and that election i'm running out of time there's so much i gotta say in show well we like alex jones show we got high in the car right before we went in there or really high we want like three alex jones well yes it's a good bill will during though because we we walked in you know i walked in joe there about two d devalue the dollar to go take the dollar way it's been proven to your and informs their
x raying your home they're driving by an vans and they're taking photos you irradiating your house with deadly radiation that can give cancer is poor people so it's like you go from right out of car everybody's laughing laugh and we're talking shit down country music it was like some ridiculous country music song you know below the girls make the best lovers have that less than i thought about what we're laughing our off and then you go right in their death destruction new world order he leads global warming was the same about the radiation this is a crazy real thing they're doing with their drive through neighborhoods and they're blasting these cars with these super powerful x rays from these vans and they're looking inside vehicles they have photos of the shit is in four magazine he pulls up the story and shows it to me and they're doing it to houses too they just drive by and point this fucking crazy x ray gun at
ours and see right through me show all these photos of people looking at like bricks of cocaine the back of a van hi this is not a man like they they can they can shoot x rays it just makes me and it just makes me really wonder though how like people go on they were the radiation like what exactly how strong it is because got the other day i was talking to my dentist and he said like you know this radiation is about equal to stand so microwave microwave yes something like that like that i don't know what you should wear a lead vest when the vest mini i don't popcorn i don't know for but that he said it's not that big a deal that's why he's not wearing a he's vest you know and well the crazy thing is that this radiation around us all the time right yourself microwaving your
every time you put up yet no one knows what's happening with those yeah that's what happened so when you're in your car then you got a hands free is that okay one that we have your phone between your crotch when hunter tries to cooking you dinner it was us a study released recently this of the laptop cook your balls yeah i took your sperm that's a at this time totally measures berman effective if you have your laptop on your lap yeah you cooking your balls you not up there no no no because he no yeah i never put my laptop on my lap yeah i got this thing for that very reason this i got this little pad that like sits on the laptop makes you more comfortable anyway because the bottom is like soft so it sort of molds to your legs and with that note you got that italian song
it wasn't it says uh find youtube user does not allow mobile views or something like that so is this a little bit the perfect ending what is this you playing fat boy slim again another fat boys like the same thing it's like it sounds like you love him like a two hour if you go to his website fat boy slim summer mix and it's just a free download it's like i think you love him like eddie loves ufos i think i do too not that much all right ladies gentlemen thank you for 200k next week we're in ann arbor michigan it's me and tommy segura at the the ann arbor comedy showcase i'm going to have to find where that shit is i don't know where it is it's like an hour from detroit doing two shows one eight and one thousand and thirty it's on my twitter it's on joe rogan net thank you to the flesh life response this podcast as always you can go to joerogan dot net
enter into the code i believe is rogan right yep rogan get you get fifteen percent off fuck that shit yo thing ever eddie bravo thank you very much for coming on as i went to my friend and if people want to reach you tenth planet jj dot com that's it and twitter it's at eddie bravo and of course brian redban at red band if you want to tell little after that you were in austin texas and you thought who is awesome and you are so proud of her little esther her to her on adam okay tomorrow i don't know she's blowing the fuck up the kids blowing up she's on adam carola we had her here first bitch sugar on the road yeah she's she's talented something's going to happen joey diaz is mad flavor on twitter and thank you very much everybody and that's it will see you next week love you bitches data
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