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Yeah, but I think that to some people, eventually, man, I'm like behind on every fucking thing man, I gotta, put out the mastering the twister dvd did find an average, so, like musicians are still using Myspace, some of them right because convenient yeah. It's got that music player that you could see your views or your hits. That's pretty important to music. That's super important! You have one thousand hits on one of your songs, people going to whole shit. Let me check that out. If there's four hits people are just going to bite. Right and when you embed a video, you can embed it with the number of hits in it. It can't show that must be something new. I don't know about, and I don't know I mean if you in bed, like a you to clip. All you see is the the window. You don't see how many videos are how many people watch this no, but that would be a a a good feature. I thank, but no one goes on Myspace anymore.

You know I'm always on my website. Tenth planet jj, dot com, I'm on that mother Fucker, like you know like Joe on Twitter and shit all day, Okay, so if they want to see your music, though, like us to go to my face dot com, slash the twister, those are all old videos and should not you know, like they're like three four years now old, so but they're still bad Brian record you doing over there, buddy just find taking the audio find tweet. Fine, it's become a quite a podcast mogul he's been broadcasting not just this broadcast, but The unfortunate Brody Stevens Project that was, did you watch any of the little bit of it? What you're going to call it that the unfortunate Brody Stevens at the call is that right looks he's going crazy, yeah, then that way he's allowed to get crazy. I just think I need a taser, though you know, I think, if we do that,

I need a character. You know yeah character. Yes, it's like. I think it works great for stand up comedy, but I think for a podcast I don't know yeah. It was hard because I feel bad for the last episode he He brought his roommate on again and he screamed at his roommate the whole time to the point where his roommate, I saw look like close to him and it's cheap was twitching because he was so upset and I went outside because I was freaking out. I went outside and he comes running outside and goes like in the middle of an interview he just took off and Brody was just left there on the couch going. Our while you know I don't know what he was doing, but the guy's like. I can't take this and more. I don't know what to do. I can't take this anymore, like he wow like he just got raped. That's what that's what the conversation was and that's when I came to the conclusion that what happened is is that they together him Brody Stevens in his roommate act together like if a couple were to break up and they had to live together for like three months, you know like that kind. Thank you yeah. It's I don't know man, it's real.

In anger, two men have been around someone when they they breaking up, but they still haven't moved out yet and then the start seeing another dude. Then they have complications or the guy starts in the chick woohoo that shit. That would never happen. I would never put myself through that. I mean you have to be a broke during understand or some kind of I don't know. What's going on with the lease or something maybe there's like a least problem they're both on the people. Just love drama thought, they'd never figured out. They could never figure out how to be cool to each other from the moment of the relationship. It's just it's an eventual explosion, it's like how how up up is have to get before it all falls, but the only way I could understand a situation like that is girl breaks up with boy boys begging for girl back girl goes. You know what we're not getting back together, but I'm I'm staying here for two more months 'cause I paid the rent and boys like fuck it stay. It's like it's going to give him more time to maybe

change your mind. You know to me, you know yeah yeah. I can kind of see that when I broke up, I lived at the check a long time to the first ever live with very nice girl, but we're both kids and I was twenty one. She was twenty were both retarded. Right and when, when I lived with her and we broke up, there was a period of time like for like two weeks, we were still together. And she was still like stand in my house, but we were not together anymore. We had broken up so she had started dating other dudes and I had started dating other chicks and you know she would be cool with it and then like. She would tell me about dudes and I wouldn't get jealous, but I would tell her about a check and she gets find me within two weeks she's already telling you were twenty years old man? Twenty years old, you're retarded? You know what the fucks going. Are you in love with her problem?

huh. No, no, definitely not because I didn't freak out when she left. Although I did like try to get her back, I came off like a huge faggot. I don't know if you've ever done that before what, when you get devastated by a check, and then you try to figure out a way to bring her back. It's almost like an ego thing. Really it's like the relationship was boring. Does she Pick up with you? Ok, that that hurts now. How long will you guys living together before not that long? It did not last very long. It was a disaster six month. Maybe something like that. Not even you can get deep in six. Maybe not even I don't think you think it was six months. She was a nice. Kid were just young and stupid, but she started banging other dudes and I started banging on the chicks and it was. It was really weird we're living together and everything on them like she would get horny and I'd fuck her anyway. It was very strange. It was like retarded Rito

Word relationship shit like this shit. You do when you're twenty one, usually generally, when someone breaks up the girl generally for most people, the girl has so much more power than the guy. The girl can bank, and do that day they broke up like the guy. My guy might not be able to get laid for a couple weeks right. He hasn't been in the game for awhile and that's the reason why they're breaking up, because the guy found someone new already that's true, that's true Fucking Boston, Manor. I lived. It was way harder to meet people. This is not the same place. Man people are not nearly as friendly. It's not nearly as easy to go out and meet people like in a bar club or whatever a fucking grind. It's not easy and every once in jacket. You really don't know what the fuck are. You don't know what you're getting you to look at girls, gene, how vacuum sealed. Are these fucking things? Even at clubs even at clubs, you really can't tell some some girls can cover their fucked up shit with the glasses

you get a for like whoa fuck, they can figure out that confuse you? I did not expect that, like you go out to a club they got. Glow sticks, I got glitter, they got fake, fake drunk it's dark and they got so much fucking makeup uncovering lotions strategically. They know how to cover them rolls up. How crazy is the idea of the farmers club he's crazy idea of a nightclub. You go to a place. It's a dead! united meeting Area, where everybody goes that suppose you single and wants to fuck, you know it's like. Can you get it? That's the big question: can you I mean, can you meet some money? Are you compatible? Do you get it, but we're going to provide you with music, so you get to move around and grind against each other. We're going to give you drinks, so you, shitty decisions are going set, you our place was probably going to be people that are selling drugs were going to do something more fucked up. It's all together in one big spot in the end, we stay open till two o'clock in the morning. That's one place. I never pick up chicks at though I never pick up chicks at the dance club, because if I'm dancing it's am acting a fool, I'm not

taking it seriously like breaking it down. You know what I was totally the opposite like for me. I swear for me when I was like two thousand one hundred and twenty two. The way would make moves on a check is. I would find the best dancer and then dance with her, and I always felt like I could just I could get him with the damn. Do I swear to God? You watch glee, kids, you like learn how to do man. I was dancing before my I could even walk. My aunts would just hold me because my add to answer a couple years older than me and then hold me up and everyone we be dancing like fucking fools Do you still dance? I went to school dances. I was always dancing uh. Do you still dance one once in awhile? If I bought a club in their plant, some good shit, you know some good fit is sent or something some new, ludicrous or something I'll be dancing. It's gotta be good, though shut that shit off. That's why the fuck up now. You know that is that's an alarm call your.

Business manager check on your funds like every day goes off, keep keep that shit going every day, but I use sounds like a wake up reminder to check your fucking money, dude, so slow down. What do you been spending too much money? I don't keep track of it. That's my problem. Get a business manager. I don't I'd like you know, I always video man how many years that we know each other and you had a business manager and I had a handle all my shit. Do all my taxes. You never worried about, since I've known you, you just have a credit card and you don't worry about shit. I remember a couple times. You told me, go man I could two million in the bank all right. I don't want to disclose that okay. So, anyway, the study daily comic books have you: did you grow up like in comic books, Oh no. I never read comic books, man wasn't into it. I was I hated. I hated superheroes man, I wasn't into him. I was spa,

man for Halloween and it's so weird playing the role of like a super hero at at a party like I, I went to this huge party and I was just a spider man and I realized when I had walk around the party I was walking around the party like I was spider. Man like I wasn't just stepping out like like, I didn't, do it on purpose I just silica is wrong. I was really stoned in it. I don't know this weird now, so you really still- and you thought you were spying- I just caught myself walking different. This is the same dude by the way that said that he doesn't like certain video games, because now, when he sees buildings, he wants to jump from one building to the other cousin played this in games. He actually thinks that he could go. Do that know know know what you know, what you're getting

asking the character, which is totally cool man I was talking about. I I played so much of this particular video game in a short amount of time like likes like all day long, that it got to the point where I was driving and I'm just like kind of space out and think a look that building. I can jump on that. I could see you know I mean I got. You know status it thinking a retarded yeah yeah and never usually want to talk about the writing about that right, like mad MIKE I'm actually thinking about the video game jumping around just because you play it's how many hours straight to play at that time. I played it for like all day long. I don't wake up play, go to bed, he no that's ridiculous! People like a month for a month. That was the only time I ever became addicted. To do that, my little that's his problem right now. They gotta take away that fucking game controller 'cause. He plays all fucking days, fucking up his grades and all that shit and my seems like we only let him have that video game on weekends and they got they take the controllers and they fucking heidum. He goes looking forward and breaks another fucking room. So all they really need to do is have like a video game controller like dealer at school,

How easy is that? you're lucky that I didn't have video games. When I was a kid I mean we had like stupid, like the ones on tv that you they like, I forget what they were, but they weren't. I think MIKE Tyson's punch out. I think we had that. I think that was like when I was around high school, Atari, the old space estimators yeah. That was all I had that wasn't that addictive. I mean it was okay, but there's nothing like duty or do it was amazing back then space invaders at your house. It was amazing, like fuck yeah, but I'm talking about the sheep addiction, value of it. It's not even close to the video games today. No, these are people are having a real problem with their kids starving and it's like a regular basis because they're not feeding their kids 'cause they get. Boston, these massive multiplayer were world games, have really proud of worker yeah, like these world of Warcraft games. Men substitutes these peoples lives

like the sims and there's the farm. They'll grow just beat her kid to death because the kid was crying and in his interrupting her farm Vell Games yeah. It's up. You know that call of duty game that came out last night, modern ops or whatever I don't know what the name of it is. I just saw that it's in 3d it's one of the first video games to like release to be made deplete play on a three d tv. So you know that Freddy we saw the other day abyss by holy shit. Imagine playing called, did you know dude? I did not realize how bad asked three d looks now with with a movie. It's animated, four 3d, and then you get one of those 3d glasses and you watch on the new 3D Tv's. It's fucking, incredible man, it's just like it's over I'm, like you look at it, you just go wow. Isn't it weird that it's finally taking off? I mean we had 3d back when I was dead, but it's not taking? No, it's not as it's uh huh

trick it what it came out almost a year ago. You know how many Blu Ray D, V D, three d movies that are out to write two or two or three and the third one just came out the other day recited like hd the same thing there was that an hd channel that you stick around there's no way to DE is gonna with three d: three d: or it's going to take over all the making all movies and three D. Now, like every russian born in three d, yeah yeah, yeah, yeah they've been doing it for awhile. That's still the way to bring porn back. How you gonna do three d hat. You can't download three d that ultimately you'll be able to down it's going to make it bigger. Should we invest in porn? Is that, like a 3d tour market, it's gotta be really smart? That's actually that doesn't make scat download bruises pop off the tv right here. This is problem. You could smell the food for sure for sure they're going to have loads coming out you're going to dodge. You know what I mean. Will you dodge him? No, then come right out green and to the girls face and she's kind of like covered in loads you're going?

loads coming from behind the camera or something right. Imagine imagine so good, though, if you had a Wall projection TV in the legs were just being wrapped around you. You know it's really gonna be gay point. It takes off from three because what kind of girl do with three d, what she's having sex like the tv's coming out? Yeah, it's a show. If you know the death is way better, when it's not just that, so you know you have like tricks. It was like old. The d like Amber Jaws, three d actors. Only one thing that happened that the shark went through the glass ceiling guys come in with the rest of it was bought. It was like tricks, but now it's not tricks. It's like they're doing that yeah. It's like that. What was the monsters versus aliens that was the animated show that we're watching those in three days yeah insane. It was so vivid and there so much to it was like it was the depth.

It's like it was like really shocking, yeah yeah in that that's what it's going to be pretty soon. It's going to be like when you look at your wall is like you're looking into the next room that that's what you mean like you're, watching Seinfeld, like as if Seinfeld was in your house right right that that's what it means you got if, if, if, if it's got as far right and what it looks like, it's pretty incredible man way better than the movies because movies a big. What would happen my when we. We lost one of the channels for that, the back All I'm saying is that you can get more creative with gay porn. You know I lost loads were losing. You got a bad connection on the headsets, alright, so anyways, it's in there yeah, but you know what I'm saying it looks way better than the movies, because movie theaters, it's it's like kite, should resolution looks like grainy. You know, even if it's a dry, it's better, you have is a giant screen. It's not nearly as good as like a giant like fifty five inch plasma screen. You know the depth that you get when you look at it like a real good tv. It's like the resolutions like way, Crisper

Did you see jackass in 3d that was using old school? Three detectors like dildos coming towards your face, so that wasn't using depth that was they actually slow down like things, so you could yet come at you. They really. That was the best movie that fourth, the three d content really awesome for three on a three day, all I kept thinking about is I mean there were they're getting blocking some head trauma going on they're really jacking their heads up for sure at least one of those dudes one of those dudes is going to have looger what does after watching that show on brain brain trauma that was it real sports? Are you more aware that shit, oh yeah, the whole time I was watching jackass, I'm, like God, damn that's funny. It's all fun and games right now, you're making a lot of money, but they're, really fucking

themselves up. I mean I saw the status interview with Michael, not Michael with Mohammed Ali, when he was cashes clay and he was talking about retiring when he got to be a certain age because I don't want to be one of the fighters is old. It been hit in the head too many times is talking dirty, dirty huh. Well, oh yeah whoa. Indeed it was like it was so creepy toe to listen to that, like you you're the king of dirt order you're the guy. If you talk about anybody where anybody looks towards uh someone getting damaged, you know from fighting and it being a sad case he's the one there's a lot of people trying to say that he has Parkinson's. It's not related the fuck. It's not related. That's that's a bullshit politically correct argument. Yeah he's got parking What does that mean? It means it's. Fucking brain is falling apart, and why do you think he has it? You don't think that has to do with the fact that he got battered in the brain for decades. You don't think that has something to do with that. That's crazy. They had

thing on forty eight hours with Jerry Cory. Jerry quarry was like this great white hope from the nineteen seventies and they followed the stood around and he was like fifty three years old when he died and they follow him around when he was fifty and he was gone gone. There was nothing there. He had no idea what was going on. I did know how to write his name. His brother had help him write it, so he had Lou Gehrig's disease. He had everything you know he had pugilistic dementia, that's what they call it. That's what they were calling it now. As far as is it Lou Gehrig's disease, Lou Gehrig's disease is, is the same thing that Stephen Hawkings has its. Ah, your your body loses its ability to move itself. There's a bunch of death. Thanks mean Muhammad Ali is parking, You know this. Guy had Pugilistica dementia, which is just dementia brought on by being punched. The whole deal is you know, it's scary, 'cause. We see it all the time and we see guys getting jacked in their head all the time. You know it's a big part of what we do. Trill shit, yeah, so much fun to watch, though

Thank God, do the willing to put their brains on the line for our entertainment. Well, it's just they gotta know when to stop. That's the thing I mean you can do it a few times you can. You can even get shut off a couple of times, but you gotta know when to stop and it's everybody's when is different and that's when it gets tricky. You know. No one could tell you remember Alistar Overeem when he was getting knocked out all the time far over him was getting like jacked over and over again sergeant character, an object, damn chocolate, Dell Jack them a lot of guys stopped him. I think he's been stopped like seven or eight times at least six, so I mean he had been beaten up a bunch times both in kickboxing and then you know in in an then all sudden. He makes his fucking tremendous come back and now is one of the best, but in a world. So it's like you can't. Never say that a dude's done

he made a sit, come back and then made a sick comeback in striking in K one. You know the fact that he was able to have that kind of success. In just straight striking I mean that's, that's pretty goddamn process, so you can't tell you got to stop because I would have told all star over him stuff. You know what the fuck do you. When do you draw the line? Is it five counts of four counts? You know, I think Peter. It's has been stopped. Some crazy amount of times like fourteen times over the course of his career, to something nutty like that baby. I think about that huh, what if they find out what if they find cause Jiu Jitsu is fairly now. What did they find out that you know if you get choked out like unconscious, like the rear, naked choke or darcis, something like twenty twenty five times that you're you're susceptible to get Lou Gehrig's disease just from getting hurt in a potentially getting shut off? I found that who knows do not.

I would say that they know that you can be deprived of blood to the brain for a certain amount of time before there's damage said in, but how do they know that I mean it didn't? They know that people have gotten damage because there had blood shut off to their brain for x. Amount of seconds or x, or is it a minute? I mean how? What is the amount of time where you start getting brain damage? Number talked about this once we are saying like. If you really hated somebody you choke him out, but not to kill. Just hold on for ninety seconds and avatar did that's a character development, a guy who's. Like he's like a like a Dexter, you know he kills people, but he doesn't kill him. He just chokes him out just for fifty eight seconds just to turn him into a vegetable, so he doesn't, he doesn't down for murder. No one knows how this person became a vegetable. Just you know make it a romantic comedy

and then, like one dude in the conflict is A3 Choke Sagrada becomes alone. He does it for money, he's just like the secret assassin he's not killing anybody just turning your enemies into like you, PAM and then one guy. He didn't choke long enough and the guy can kind of talk and he's trying to bust them out. So I have to figure out how to fucking get near him again I took him out of the guys like like pointing out, is, like I gotta, put this mother fucker in an arm triangle, one more time but time, but so that missile thing a lot of people don't know this, but there was a missile that was fired. Last night, off of the coast of California, California, like Malibu area yeah, I heard it on Carson Radio show this morning and he said that you know that's where he lives. He did see anything and he had all these radio show Carson Daly a radio show on K Rock. I think he does yeah in the morning kid Rock is Kevin and bean. I think, it's gone after it, maybe maybe after, but he

saying that he didn't see anything. So he had all these callers Colin and then it was like two hours later Everyone said they saw something, but not with the time that everyone else is saying so well they have pictures of it. It is, is? There's something happened. There was one before that happened. I remember I was driving. I was in Hollywood and sky was like it was just turning dusk. You know it was like half dark, half light and they launched a market, and you could really see whatever thing was this missile. You could really see like the contrail behind it and everything it was pretty dramatic, Then they had a you know tell people that they do these things at night and that this one was, you know, was from at Edwards AIR Force base. Again and they shot it at night, but it was just not dark enough. They miscalculated the time, so people get to see it. So it's like: what do you just shoot shit up in the air did they do all the time. Yet my friends in the Navy says they shoot missiles all the time.

No, I don't know, probably came into the water shoot dead missiles in the imagine. If you were in a fucking row boat, nobody knew you were out there and you got hit in the head by a missile just a random mean people been shot, they've been shot by people shooting up in the air. The bullet goes up in the air and then lands on people. That's happened a bunch times. Could you imagine if you got hit in the head by mess. When would I wishing Jones is saying about this missile thing or if he even knows about it him already, so how it is so. Basically, the new world order, the elites a movie theater with my phone, the new world order, the elites- I don't know what the fuck would. He say he would say something it was Obama say something about life extension. We had a crazy experience in tech, this with Alex Jones with Joey Diaz, what happened Joe? What did I marry is lit the Alex Jones Show on fire. We went off my Alex Jones fucked up in this world. Fucked up, he Joey come on and it was his idea to bring Joey into the room he's talking to me. But what about Chem trails? What about? What's going on with the Environm

You know what's going on what about they're going to kill the dollar, so he's got all this stuff that he's bringing up with me and then Joeys outside and we're just talking kind of like straight real conspiracy. Theory Alex Jones style, but he brings Joey in and we we were at the end of the show. So he goes well going over I'm right now and we're going over overdrive. Super secret overdrive, it's a lot on the internet, but you know you could swear it's our it's not as easy, but don't try not swear so he'd up. He gave the green light to Joey. He let Joey know that Joe. We can just go off and so do Zoe starts going off. First of all, he's going off about Cuba about what is that this is a free country? Well, the real he went awry was when he started talking about smuggling drugs because I gotta get on the plane. I had the sack under my ball sack I put Second, we dios stinking like a mother fucker and he's going. No, no, no Alex Jones going. No, you did he goes no. I did it was under my left. Ball

falls bigger than my right ball. 'cause, I'm right handed. I thought I had cancer for awhile and he just goes dead. Joey D, as as as and and has Alex Jones is going well, but right. No, no that didn't happen, no use, it did happen box. I got Obama Freedom of speech, he's going. Fucking, crazy and Alex Jones can't figure out what to do. I am laughing my balls off so as I'm laughing you know, Joey If, if you see he's got an audience that audiences laugh and join us at any rate, it rages in rate you gets read, he starts getting sweaty. He knows how to finish the deal so he's going off about how stinky this weed is under his ball sack and they go to the extreme machine. He thought he was going to have to get arrested and then it the more it with more Alex Jones protest. The crazier got Joey. Finally, Joey stands up, he was, is what is going to end something and walk away he's in a fury of frenzy. He goes Jody's Facebook, twitter. He stands up and goes check yourself before you wreck yourself. Big

fixing gas is bad for your health stay black 'cause, that's the most import. Stay black and the whole time he's screaming into the microphone to make it worse. You know you just like tape. He's grabbing the microphone is big paws and screaming into the best part. Is first walked into like Alex Jones is studio setup where the cameras facing him like directly and Joey. Stands right in front and leans down on one knee right in front of the cameras. If you look at the the the video, if you can find the video anywhere, I think it's just Alex and in this big head like blocking his his his view and then as the cameraman all scrambling for new shots, and it's all like Joey Diaz's head covering everyone's faces. It is so funny he's a national treasure. Man eat you, you realize moments like this. I mean I I'm giving it no justice here, describing I'm trying to scribe a right yet to see a we're going have it up in a video it's available online. You can see the whole thing, but we're going to edit it and put together the right parts and a whole video of the whole Austin trip, Austin

pause, and always is the shit. Every time I go there to film, it seems like magic happens. That is one of the best cities in the fuck State or one the best cities in the world. Man really is because there is one yes, it is in the state. It's also one of the best cities in the country is the best country in the world that is one of the best countries or cities in the world. I just fucked that whole thing now is the food amazing everywhere you go, the food is fucking amazing everywhere you go, the women are beautiful and awesome and nice and love death particle are friendlier man, it's a friendly place. There's a few spots like that in this country, men or people are friendlier. That's one of the best ones. Austin TX is one of the best ones fuck, great music, one of wants, you know just so many smart cool, interesting people there, it's just it's a fun fucking place to do worse,

ways ever the the gps just weeks when it tries to find the exit for some reason they decided instead of make their highways wider, they decide to stack them on top of each other yeah. It's like the the the logic behind it is so strange. If you make make miss an exit, it's so impossible. Yet the round about it, you you, because almost every exit becomes a new highway yeah another direction. Where is this one? Going yeah Steph? It's death, if you with you, MRS, if you missed a spot you're yeah, but alas, the just goes in the first at the clip that we got this classic from Austin was the clam thing with our land. They painted that whole green room to redo the whole place. That was sad. They the these, the Green room, the Austin to become a club used to be covered with graffiti, and now it's just all painted and was like famous comics. You know some some comics are dead yet, like I think Mitch, Hedberg was on there and stuff and they decided to paint this green

over it yeah. I asked him what happened burger king by you guys out like the fuck. Is this yeah felt like IKEA or something like that? Why would they do that? I don't know that was the fail ever they should. Somebody should take a picture that green room and just call it failed. I want to do is find photos of it all online make wallpaper of it and then glue it back on a lot of I've taken. Most of what you should do is in large everything up high resolution, like with some fuckin gene Hackman movie type technology, where they can take a big picture and actually make it look good. Maybe it will wait until like it's lcd, wallpaper and I'll just email them the phone fucking bitch yeah. How could they do that man that was that place in the Atlanta punchline? That's another one, the Atlanta punchline, the green room just covered with there's one of my favorite ones is stop trying to be Hicks.

Somebody had their avatar photo on the Rogan Board for awhile the best one was that in the Austin was always my favorite and that's one thing. I always think it's pee on the toilet seat. Maybe it will keep women out of comedy. No keep the toilets able to keep women just take my own life I'm not a person that lifts might the toilet seat and peas, I'm one of those guys really IP p through, because I grew up with my mom and my sister and I just use. I just wash it every time, piss all over the toilet seat. No, no! No! No! My aim is amazing, but once in a while, you get that one little teeny drop so once in a while someone else to sit in your pissed, because then I clean, I always clean it with water in twenty paper were about soap. Yeah it was that enough. If you someone pissed on you

work and then cleaned it with water and told you you drink pee. I don't. I don't think I have to worry about your little, but that's a pee on it. I don't do it every day and it's not mine. It's his big difference between. If I said you know if I drank pee, for a stunt on a radio show or if I pissed in your mouth, these air to total. It's like the old thing like we just always talk about. Do you stand wiping up or do you sit down and go through the legs me and Joe? Are both standards? Are you a standard? What guys yeah see I get in that? I have life I wipe and then I jump in the shower. I don't I just want one. You shower every time every time why, what, if your shower every time we shit unless I'm like at a public restroom, but my shit consistent at my in the morning, when I wake up one thousand o'clock, I'm ready to go of the day, I never use that driver, but it out now Chris from flesh like did he tell you that day? He is a day that has like a Are that finds your asshole then shoots the water at your asshole, the same temperature of your skin, and then it comes out with another laser that shoots and finds the hair dryer that dries your asshole

some it. Well, I heard about it in Japan they have these their toilet seats in out of the day, actually a jewel hole. Jewels system, yeah, Maurice Smith, more he's called me up and Maurice Smith I come out of the Joseph. This is a great business opportunity. Ok, listen to this started, telling me about toilet seats. I tell you what it's not a bad idea, because that's one technology: that has not changed since with me was I was a kid. You were a kid like that. It's the same! What we got cushion that's it! Why are we have perfected that yeah? But no one's going to know what's going to buy?

them it's hard. If it was three hundred dollars, I would buy three hundred bucks, yes, probably a lot more than that they probably well. It really is, and it's good look at it- lasers your that found that she got a cost like seven thousand dollars. I would like excel sheets and ship, probably that you know what I mean hello dries you who has a user. It was five hundred dollars installed. I would buy it no way. Five hundred bucks- you wouldn't it yes- is the ones that are five hundred gonna miss your catcher yeah. I know what you're going to hurt you, but it's gonna be pounding and that's gonna splatter all the sheet around your balls first and he warmers on that that I would do six hundred. They have warm two. That's the other thing that he did. The heated seat sit down so warm and comforting, but Bluetooth on it. Seven hundred dollars bluetooth. So we have calls from there. Yeah call from your toilet. Can imagine his speakers behind you, like really nice, Bose speakers, you just sitting there talking with someone, they hear the echo and they get mad at you. Are you shitting? In talking to me, I told you to disconnect

tooth on the toilet. You'll have like a job? Oh no. I have a second microphone. That's like outside and we'll mix the two. You know talk to somebody that gets upset you when you're talking to them when you're taking a shit and I never they never figured out. I've told people when they get upset or I've told people. Are you peeing on my camping? Is that okay? I can hear you I like. Can we pretend don't pee pee in painting a big deal, but if you're on the phone and you shit and you like your ass, explodes like one of those clear shits, you know to mean? Well, you gotta, wipe you gotta clean the toilet, there's only a few I could do that with? Are you don't usually want to do that, like when someone says your buddy, but it's like a not for a business meeting yeah. I have facetime with sometime say fart when I'm on the phone I'm like. Well, I hope they don't doubt they didn't hear that one I gotta pull a, but apart there was one. There was one time when ARI called me by facetime and shitting. So I was like you know what I have to poop too. Let's do this facetime double shit. I haven't used the facetime, yet

Oh, it's great now they have a beta on your MAC. You could facetime from computer to Iphone. So if some at home. You like jump on your computer, you know, and so now you can facetime between those two devices. When is that really necessary, like your girlfriend and she's like on the other side of the world or something? again you know we're on the road. Kids, that's about it that you, like your buddies, dude did get on Facetime bra is going to fucking. Do that? Well, we talked about this, but that eventually we're gonna have a little cameras in front of us on like fishing poles hanging from our house going to be just a little thing on like fishing falls, it's probably gonna be like hovering. You will be floating with you right. It be a proximity draw. Going to miss that best technology with the oldest technology. I don't feel like fishing poles, you don't feel the need for it, but I mean that's what I should use to say about text messages embrace a joke about it takes you four presses to get like a my the whole thing about,

member leycester the whole thing about Nextel Nextel. They don't have walkie talkies anymore. Do they still do that? yeah. I think in Brazil in Brazil, Nextel is like fucking burger king know. Do they run shit? They failed in the states. I say but we still got Brazil. Why it's Brazil dude Nextel is huge. Numbers are really up. They love the walkie talkie feature it's on Verizon you know, there's a funny story: there's this dude there's front of Roscoe's front of Roscoe's, chicken and waffles and on a speakerphone, and he was talking by himself just standing there by himself on a speakerphone talking and talking out loud. You can conversation, and so I I said: what is it about black dudes that like to talk on the speaker? Phones when they're by themselves like what is the deal with that and all these fucking people got mad at me. Ah, lot of black people got mad at me. You know that's dick ish. That was Dick ish. You know what that whoa whoa whoa, I didn't say shit

But you ok. I said what is it with all these black people that like to talk on speaker on just because you're black and if you're, Knowing that I'm not dickish, I'm just observing? What is that? That's a weird, thing that I don't see that many white people doing, but I see a lot of black people doing and it's not a negative thing, but there's a lot of fucking douche things that white people do too, but I'm not being racist here, I'm observing thing, you're saying that I'm not allowed to observe because you share the same melon and content. Is this person I'm observing and even though you're not even doing the same thing that they're doing that's fucking ridiculous? we're real close with racism in this country, man we're real close to being ridiculous yeah. What is reading this whole thing is ridiculous. You know like with especially like the whole anger between you know like feeling like you have to fight somebody because of their race. You know like there's people

like beating up different races just because of what right yeah, there's that mean that's legit racism, but I'm talking about is the opposite. I'm talking about people looking to point the finger at racism when you're really just a technology, something that's a fact seeing something I'm like the fact that I said that they happen to be black yeah well there. Not being so. Why do they do this black one of these brothers be doing I don't know just do it. I don't know what no, but you didn't get an answer. No, no one has an answer. No, but most people are saying their attention whores. You know and that's what you know. I guess one of the reasons why people getting mad at me as I was saying that black people are attention wars, which is now what I'm saying. I'm saying I see a lot of black people that like to talk on their speakerphone, there by themselves. I don't see why people doing it doesn't mean they're, not doing but I'm asking it's something I see and might not allowed to see things because people are black, like that's a tricky fucking road to walk down. That's nonsense, no, but maybe it's, because they don't want to get brain cancer and they're just more concerned about it than white people dude. I know

somebody that does that, though, I know somebody that only talks using the speakerphone function for some reason- yeah, but not in pub, outside they do it at olive garden. Who is it Esther does is black, or at least she likes black. For sure: why won't you do that? I no idea, I have no idea. She records every single phone call between her and her parents too. 'cause that her parents are so ridiculous, but she's just really weird with her phone and phone calls That's fine man! Sorry about that! I think it's cool. I think it's cool. Did you really just help you yeah? It's a tricky thing, man So there was a white girl at the airport who's talking her ass off like just really fucking loud. Need to get on a plane and it was kind of annoying. It's fucking annoying as shit man.

You, can have a normal conversation, just put that fucking thing up to usually cover yeah, I usually cover like my mouth with my hand. I don't want people listening, there's a big difference between someone sitting there going heh yeah. What's up, what's going on how you doing and someone going YO what's up? What's going on what you doing? Ok and then what and then the other person in the other out thinking we going to come down. There Alright, cool cool I have to listen to your shit man. This is loud. Maybe she just does around me now. I'm kind of paranoid that I said that I think she does it by yourself. Maybe I don't know she only does what she does it around me alive. Maybe it's a security thing where she wants and didn't like hey I'm talking to this guy. You know what I mean: yeah, I'm not hiding around yeah, maybe being wow. I just hope you don't fucking start a trend. I should be a respectful yeah. I should start doing it around here. I guess there's a that can't be that down. It can't be that because it was no way we got a tricky thing in this world about people being too fucking sensitive. There's a lot of two fucking sensitive people that can't take a joke or even take

a conversation about this there's Michelle Obama Obama's wife is apparently the center of controversy because she shook a dude's hand. She's in Indonesia and there's a muslim dude there, and they were saying hello. You know some demetis of dignitaries and she shook his hand and it's like all over the news they retired it's all over News who's, Matthew was being nice to somebody. People, oh yeah, the Muslims they're losing your fucking mind can't wait. The Muslims were losing that ass, very upset. I think I pulled it up, but um anyway. The fucking story is it's very simple. Here it is Michelle: Obama shakes hands with indonesian information minister. Well, try saying this name Dirca Dirt, a tiff at two cember ring, as Obama arrived in Jakarta Indonesia, apparently conservative muslim Minister and

in Asia, who is being criticized for shaking hands with Michelle Obama, thus violating his pious claim that he avoids contact with women not related to him, as you know, as you're supposed to do, and some sects of Islam what the fuck man two thousand and ten dude. This is in the news. Some woman shook a dude's hand. You know what the fuck man like he just wanted to touch, get something that's touched: Obama's, Dick you think so yeah he went into connection, like a Kevin Bacon connection to Obamas. That is what you get shake her hand right. Yeah, you get all the way we get it all! You get the whole. What would what if she became president one day, Michelle Obama that would be fucking awesome

get a chicken there and she's black a blast beautiful. If she could be running shit, if she was exceptional person to run shit, I'd be down, you know. The thing about chicks, running shit is that they have to be really good at running shit. They can't just be hot. That's the problem with this fucking, Sarah Palin things all these faggots out there that think that she's good enough to be president because they want a fucker. I was talking this on stage. They think that life is like a fucking Kevin Bacon Movie where you're the last vote. That counts, you know, and then she finds out that you're, the one who got her elected president that she comes to meet you in an unlikely romance blossoms. Now there's a a lot of idiots are willing to vote for Palin because they really do think she's hot, if you can get some genius brilliant woman to be running. Should I be justice down with that, but yet dumb bitch, no no she's, not going to become President Palin? Never well! You know what,

it wouldn't say never do, because I would have never believed she would have the following that she has. But everyone knows everyone that has had a tv for the last year and a half two years have seen every single skit with her, and even if you like her, you have, in the back of your mind, only you do you're, not retarded, see dude, fifty plus percent of country is almost retarded there's a number of people that are so dumb that there could be some other issue. Look how bout this Jan brewer checked. You know eat who she is she's a woman who was. She was made governor of Arizona because the original governor left and went to see, but it was a name. I forget what to the Obama campaign anyway. The point is this: Jan Brewer woman is nuts she's nuts, an old and can't fucking talk, and she goes on these debates and she paused. She went on debate she's debating with this other guys running for governor. She paused for ten seconds said nothing just stammering and not knowing what to do and moving her hands and shit. She had out full brain lock. This bitch lol

right about there being dead bodies on the mexican border, with their heads chopped off and and anybody what, where the bodies like where's the autopsy sports where's, the police report, and it turns out, was all just horseshit. She'd lied about her fuck Father dying in world war. Two wow she said of my father died defending I'm, not no. She didn't, he didn't die in world war. Two we do it. She made it up. He died during or no didn't even still alive. That was the guy was alive. We still alive here is still alive, because so little piece of the soul died, cunt more likely. So now she's. She won, and you know why she won, because she supports this crazy, new immigration law. She wants to keep all the Mexican Arizona, hey and most where I just Arizona is white people. Most of Arizona is crazy. Old white people and they're, like you know,

Arizona is a nutty place man? We have a good time there, because people like to party and know the shows are always fun there and people were looking for fun stuff to do. But if you look at Arizona as a state like it's kind of a wonky fuck at state man, totally you're allowed to have guns there dude, you could just be walking around with a gun. In your pocket you have to with all the Mexicans they got done, live Johnny. Bravo is mexican. So before you start fucking he's a lot of firing up your pen and getting crazy with your hate, mail and firing up your twitter account it's totally. Ok, I could fucking make fun of Burritos all day. Do you have anybody that you, following on Twitter, that you're following just because they're dumb? That we talk about. No, not that I could tell well, you know, know yeah be nice shit. Yes, I like I like ridiculously dumb, tweets or funny tweets, but in between shit, I'm not into like that would do just

tweet, motivational shit that they've heard like come on now, not for that shit. Motivational ones. I love like dudes, who are like older, who give advice like Steve Harvey. Is my current favorite check? This shit out is a tweet I save am Dave's tweets. Your relationship with a man is either off or on it cannot be off and on. Ladies, you have the power stop allowing the back and forth. Damn he's like a black doctor, Phil First of all, how do you know that the chick is just looking to get some dick all right, yeah? It's often on. People are crazy man and they can always workout to trick he's trying to get bitches. That's trying to get him to like him appear sensitive right. So it is totally here's another one good morning. God will perform the unexpected time and time again, if you just let him talk to God, don't be too proud to pray.

How many followers the entree right after that, how many followers as an honest, a lot Steve Forbes frames gonna get to a hundred thousand, probably somewhat that now I just had two hundred thousand per m sign. Graduation. Take the remote read something to me. How many a day do you get normally like adders few one hundred few hundred I like how it continues to want to get to a certain point. I notice a you get an average of like a certain amount per day. I only have sixteen thousand. I treat it like you know, I, I look a treat it like a like. A little we're going to Form your little comedy is your farm world. You know, I mean there's a lot of times I get on there and I just promote gigs or a lot of times. I found a cool ship. The phone line like that Tallien song with without american Guy or the italian guy, was speaking you seeing an american accent. What what was like, jib,

she wasn't real american worry and talk about what he thought. Can you find that this is what yeah you just? I would love to hear them. Just someone making fun of an american accent, I'm not really using words, really interesting. That's really it's and it's kind of a cool song. If you see the video, but that like up to shit like that or science tweets, there's going to tweet something today. You know they fired up the large hadron collider and made thousands of little big bangs. There started doing that. Man that's become become a reality. They're really doing it now, so they have all these photos at the CERN lab. It's fascinating, fascinating, fucking, shit man yeah, but you know so there's that I do and then I also like I treat it like looks a little audience. You know I think you got to give people things man when you, when you're looking to promote gigs and use the internet shit like this. You know you can't just promote you got it. You got to give him some shit to so the other day I was watching ancient aliens. I spell like a whole hour just to Wheaton talking shit on ancient aliens that yeah the new season so bad? Well, the first season was incredible. The first season awesome

talk about they're. Trying to you know it was. It was crazy, all the shit they were saying, but if you look at it this way, if you don't believe in ufos, then that sounds ridiculous. But if you do believe, if you like, watch the disclosure- and you listen to all of Philip Corso's testimony that I used to work for the to be in the Pentagon and fucking head of nuclear Energy and Europe, and all that shit. When you hear his confessions and like like the death, mission of General Ramian, and if you, if you believe in ufos than fucking anything is possible, then that means they must have been here said all times at least, and if they were around during the greek time, they must have tripped out on them. That must have been a big news like these mother and they must have like talk to drew about. I mean, did you know painted about it talked about it wrote some scrap for about it or something it's not that far fetched, but

they were coming to some like ridiculous conclusions like about like the painting in India that maybe the was an alien well, the so that that's a fascinating texts. The ancient texts of ancient Hinduism is ah, is riddled with stories of flying things and and um. You know things that flew through the air, but you also have to realize that these people took a lot of drugs. These people were in the heavy psychedelic drugs. I mean man to the you know in the ancient hindu tax. They believe it some sort of a combination of psilocybin, mushrooms and a bunch of other different things is a bunch of debate about what man is, but it's very clear that they were referencing, something that connected them to the psychedelic world, and if it was something that connected- the psychedelic world, you Know- and I know you're going to see some shit. It doesn't mean that the what you're seeing is not real. You know when you see like when people think of hallucinations, like you think of oh, you took a draw

and you saw a monkey that wasn't really there and he you know, you know you think of something fake. But what you see a lot of times when you take psychedelics drugs is not like the rest of the world and then all sudden, some new fake thing shows up. It shows you like a whole new world. It shows like a whole hallucination world may or may not be real. You know what might be happening when you take like big doses of any crazy drug. Is you might be tuning into the next door? Neighbor channel, you know there? Might the whole world might be a fucking radio of one million different channels, and we beyond one hundred and six dot. Four and there's a one hundred and six dot five and it's right next door, and when you take mushrooms, you go there, you know so you know these guys saying that they, you know, solve these flying things and talked about all these majestic being With all this wisdom that very easily could have been drugs very easily yeah, it could be that could

both. I just 'cause, you have a psychedelic experience doesn't mean that I mean very, very don't know how much I believe, very skeptical about crafts. Another planet that come here that are metal and the tradition idea of, like you know, just doing a super advanced and what we already do. I look at that. I go. I don't think so. This just seems too silly. It seems to Mclaren testimony did yeah, but it doesn't matter is a lot of testimony, people being raped by demons. You can go back in time and find one thousand not all who, but it's not theirs and our size yeah, but that these people, which trials people are organizing and getting in front of the Inn in Washington DC in the national press, and I'm credible witness, like hundreds of all men for the course on all these guys, they're like in their death bed. Thank you watch them has once like. Do you think the rats are located? You will know if there are that's true, but it doesn't necessarily mean that they are telling the truth. They might mean they're wrong. It might mean that this some crazy gov

experiments? They don't they're, not sure. I believe in that I believe, there's definitely a lot of this shit. Maybe most of the shit that people see in report are our own government making ship. But if you listen to Philip Corso testimony, he saying yes, a lot that shit is our did. We have a reversal say that he saw things himself personally exact. Yes, he did what he was you saw. Philip Corso was part of Roswell right. She wasn't at raw as well, but he was involved in like the shipping of stuff. He said he saw the bodies. He said that who was intrinsically saw the more solid physically. Don't know he saw that he said he opened. The conference amen said: oh shit, and he he knew so much that he was in charge of taking crashed. Ufo shit and taking it to. This is what he said taking it to like Hughes, aircraft, Mcdonald Douglas getting rid

engineering, personating story about Roswell and everybody thinks it Roswell's us silly stupid story and no one knows exactly what happened. It could have been some sort of a soviet craft that crashed, but the fascinating part is that they flew the wreckage in two separate planes because they wanted to make sure of one plane crashed. They had a good chance of the other plane would make to Wright, Patterson AIR Force Base made sure they separated the wreckage. There's just so much evidence even like today, with like the China, the China, the the Shanghai Airport Airport in China, close down twice within a few months, because there were some shit right over airport, they didn't know what it was they shut. Everything down. I mean just shit like that. All over the world I mean. There's, there's actually is evidence. I mean people are put away for life with no video, no pictures of the crime. Just testimony man there just listening to testimony and putting people away for multiple life sentences. When you put all the evidence together, just look up of course, so with the see what there's

hours and hours of him just talking about, he wrote a book about it before he. He was old mother. He was on dateline, shit, I think it even more compelling one- is Dr J Allen. Hynek exactly was working on project blue book and he was assigned to discredit UFO stories what his job was. He explained it was when he would hear about something he would come up with a reason that it was so thing else swamp gas circular, ball, lightning all lightning different, these different hired for that by the government like in the 50s and 60s, and then, when project Bluebook shut down, he dedicated his entire life to investigating ufos and enlightening people on it totally and he talks about it. I mean there's interviews like I was, and then there's like a new theory. Now. The new theory is that the government everyone to believe in ufos to keep their Jackson the rap like they're black projects under wraps, I'm like, and what it. What is what was this project blue book and all this stuff? What we

they saying that it was swamp gas. There were trying to calm everybody down. Why were they lying? I mean would just say yeah, you know what know what it is. It's probably from another guy I see, but we don't know, but we assure you we're going to do whatever it takes to protect you if they really wanted people to believe in ufos they'd be saying that shit not cover it up. So I mean, if you look up look at the Philip Corso testimony. Look at look up the disclosure project. There's already been at least two of them. I mean these so much credible and like, like the top scientists of Europe all got together. I forget what what the committee is called the international group of they came together in France and they looked at all the UFO testimony in all the shit and they said fifteen per se. And it's probably beans from another galaxy or another solar system? That's what they said. All of them could have been explained away, but the fifteen percent. They said,

This is probably inclusion, though. Why would they do not conclude that it was something from this earth that we haven't discovered yet, especially when you look at the ocean. Well, this is that's what they concluded. They concluded that all the other ship, eighty five percent of all the shit they looked that could be. That could be man made that could be this. Is probably some reflection off the sun fifteen percent. They said the it's most likely that based on the pictures pictures the way way that they got some shit from like satellite pictures of craft coming from the top down that they couldn't explain. They're like man, what the fuck is move, thing. You know that figured shit of should have things moving and then changing angles and changing direction and moving another way. The big the big incident that happened at US military installation in the UK, when there's eighty, mother fuckers that saw this aircraft. Three of them came up to it as it was parked touched it. They took notes there on the disclosure possibility. Three of them went up to it,

eighty of them were all around going holy shit, that's possible that it was a drone, that's possible, that it was something from America he said it took off and disappeared was gone. When I said, you have a drone, I mean especially, if we're talking about different alternative sources of power. We don't know it's none of those none of those mother fuckers and it came back. They sent the guy to look into it and that in the disclosure project to like two days later. They sent the guy to calm everyone down here and they came back and they sought, and these guys are all the and the the mail when the military- the. U came, embassy that the Ministry of Defense there there when the they came up to him and ask him. What are we going to do about this? What was that this doesn't if it doesn't concern national security, we're not getting involved if it doesn't, we feel that it doesn't

it doesn't okay, but here's the problem with this whole story. Okay, you weren't there. I wasn't. There were just talking about what we heard people talking about. We don't know exactly what went down and you know to you talk to these, we don't know how many more full of shit? How many of them are exaggerating? How many of them were traumatized I say based on the ship that you see, if you actually look into it, and then you make the judgment you're, making the judgment. Damn you know, if you haven't in the testimony? Then yeah you, don't we don't know what he said or doesn't make your basement? Is it doesn't matter? It's all on testimony when you're, basically, testing one, you don't know anything about these people, you never know how much of it you're getting square with a t, and this is what they said to. They said the response to the British Ministry of Defense, saying if it does, if it doesn't concern national security, we're not going to get involved then, and eighty people fucking hallucinated, then, and they got a people. Eighty people that are full of shit. They got eighty need. That is neither. It means. Neither that's not true if it means that

the people were not aware of what they were looking at. That's all. It means, if it Jerry people they're trained to observe between them. There in the military doesn't mean anything if the military people that are in the know, the people that are there at the scene of the crime or the scene of landing, if they're not aware of the technology, that's available to the highest levels of government, they're, not aware whatever experimental shit they're working on it might as well be from another planet. So what are they going to say if they don't know about yours, of course, nobody knows with nobody was there, but to make a judgment based the testimony you can totally not, but you know what I don't believe these guys or you, look at it and say: I'm going to look at with the open mind, fuck eighty dudes that are trained observers. Three went up to it and touch it. They set their saying it's out of this fucking world. Definitely there saying it that's what they are in the military British Ministry of Defense is fucking not even looking into it at all. I mean to

the conclusion are you, but it's still a bunch of people's testimony about something they saw, and then you might not have known what they were seeing and then you add all the shit around. That's just one incident, then you look at all of it. You connect all the dots and you know you can make a decision and my dick MIKE. Is that there's some shit going on? That's that's how I feel, based on my disk, and it's not that at all my decision, as is as there's a lot of people with a lot of stories, and we know for a fact that there are a load of experimental government aircraft, that they use, weather man or whether their remote control, and you know all people are just telling their version of a story, something that they saw. I believe they saw something. I do not believe that they know it's from another world them even saying it was from another world. People want shit to be romantic. They want she to be little gray man to come here in space ships from Palladia's wherever the fuck they're coming from the gal.

See they want that they look for that. Shit fall in love. That's all true what you're saying, but so you don't believe, there's ufos. What does this believe man do either? Believe me, you don't believe. That's not true. I believe not true. That is not true. I have to go right in the matter real or something is not real. You just go. I don't know because that the only rational, explanation yeah, but you can't say you leave because we believe it throw everything else out the out the door. You said well, this is the I believe there are you up cause. I believe that aliens have landed here. I don't believe that believe we know. I don't believe that were absolutely convinced and I don't believe you believe you believe the Phillip Corso was a crazy man is full of shit. What do you do? Adding adding words to what I'm saying the same things: twelve year old ship based on based on what you saw from Phillip Corso reviews out there sucking cock and take it in the ass and he's doing drugs and didn't even know what I was saying about. That is that better, I'm just trying to

also just a guy man, I mean he's a guy. That said, he saw some bodies he's a guy that used to work for the military, easy credit us had a dog and he was the head of head of nuclear energy in Europe. Okay, George Bush was the president is in a. Does it matter? Does it matter like how high he got up there? It's very clear to me that the entire government is riddled with fucking idiots, there's idiots all over the place. It was he, I don't think so. He seems like an interesting guy. Did he see some shit? I don't know. What do you see in those those bodies? What were they who the fuck knows they might have been mutants? I have been radiation disasters, they might have been a little children that had a disease. I don't know, I don't know how much you saw it. I don't know how close you got to it. I don't know you know what how much of it for and he was really truly pretty you think OJ is guilty. I don't know about, will do it soon, because a lot of evidence to dead people knives but in his car that's a little different than some dude who says he saw ufos and doesn't know what it is. So why did they let him free

What the fuck are we talking about OJ format, we're talking about ever testimony and all that stuff? Evidently, systems fucked up. That's why? Because black people thought that it was one on their side, we're gonna release him and if it did not fit, you must acquit and they want to get back to the Rodney King verdict, and so they released and that's why this got to do what you have phones, you guys- and I got in like a couple that that that broke up. They have to live together. Careful you have to be careful when you start talking about things that you haven't seen yourself. This is just I I found when the same way with you- I I don't even if it- and that was the most evidence ever unless I knew for a fact I saw with my own eyes I in this too much bullshit, I I don't follow anything why? Not! I thought about it. It's just too much! Bullshit! There's too many people are full of shit too many people exaggerate too many people twist the truth and there's a big business and talking about ufos and that's another thing to be careful. There's a gigantic business in writing. Books about this shit and doing Lexi

there's seminars and these guys make a fucking good living traveling, the country selling books and talking about ufos whenever involved commerce in a very strange discussion, like the discussion of the potential, will reality of intelligent life on other planets. Whenever you money in that and money in and in the stories mean, then it becomes like sort of a faction of show business Mean Whitley Strieber is one of the fucking biggest proponents of the alien abduction story. And wrote books on it, communion and had movies made about it, and that guy is a fucking book writer. He writes books, he makes fiction, he makes fiction and he created this whole thing about getting abducted by ufos and everybody took it as fact and men who the fuck knows if it's fact the guy, who a professional fiction- man- and you don't know you don't know- what's going on in hit his head in his head- there's no evidence. It's like it's like. There may be ufos absolutely there

Maybe there may be intelligent life form from other planets. Absolutely there may be, but you can't just jump on yes, because you, dump on. Yes, who did I just jump on you jumped on you? Did I didn't jump on you? You know how much research I fucking, I'm obsessed with ufos. I'm doing I didn't just jump on it. Listen to a lot of tell you said you button just jump, but I didn't just jump on you making it seem like you were, like I heard one testimony and that's not what I'm saying I'm saying you look. If you listen to what I said, what I said was that you in experiencing yourself, you don't know exactly what happened when you're talking about people that are talking about crafts that they think we're from another world. You don't know where it really came from and that guy, very, very tricky and if you choose to believe or not to believe Bing on one side or another, if you're saying I don't think, there's are you I think everyone's full of shit you're, sick, something I know, and if you say I do, I believe there here you're jumping on yes, even if there's a lot of what you think is evidence

you're, seeing it yourself unless it has been proven, which it clearly hasn't. It's clearly up for debate, even though there's a bunch of people to come forward, whether there's one hundred or one thousand, and they say I have crazy stories about things that move too fast. Who the fuck knows what that ISS? Who knows? Okay, you don't believe in UFO's wow dude are. You? Are you kidding you're kidding kidding right, I'm not kidding, that's not what I'm saying I'm not saying that I don't believe in ufos what you're saying you don't know, no one, is not a snowman. You know. No, no! No! That's one thing believe when you believe something it's like you know for like based on the evidence, I believe there's some shit going on with other galaxies another. That's what I possible that there's life on other planets, it's certainly possible. It's also. All that life is a dream. It's also possible that your life is imagination and you've made it all up, and

I'm a figment of your imagination and each player is in your life to provide you with some information and try to help you and move you along in a certain way. It's very possible that this life is not even real it's very possible that I'm in your imagination, in your in mine and we self create. This is a lot of different possibilities. Amount that's possible, but weather is ufos, because some people that you don't know who you've never met saw some things that you never saw and said they wrote it down and have conferences and discussions about. I don't know I don't know about that. It's done because sweet potato fries, it's just it's a tricky thing, man, it's we attach ourselves to what we believe and you obviously are getting attached this idea of ufos being real because you spend so much time invested so much time being fat. I did buy it fascinated with I'm fascinated with the testimony, an put it all together that you're making it sound like I'm like like mystically,

I'm not mad, I'm not making something that I am just saying exactly what you're saying, but what I am fascinated by people, and I know that people are full of shit and I not assuming that all these people are pious, I'm not assuming that all these people are completely honest and without ulterior motive and telling exactly that you know as saw the truth seeing that I'm seeing a bunch of believers and that's the problem, even if you saw something fucking completely insane, I don't want you to only you know what it is. I don't want you describing it that way. I want saying I don't know what it was. I want you to hey, I think you know it could have been some sort of a craft that I'm not aware of it. That's what you want for means man flying object. You know you're not saying UFO you're saying aliens right. Yes, well, I'm not saying aliens, I'm saying unknown. Someone says they know and they start talking about it being from another planet. Bitch. Do you have like so fucking serial numbers. You can track back to this planet like how do you know where

coming from you don't know shit they're, just taking a guess, they something in the sky? I can't build, it must be from space. I mean it's that simple. It's not that simple man like I do like a bitch that that, it is that simple. If you want to claim you know where it came from man. Ok, you can't. No, you can't no, no and saying they know? If you don't know, If you haven't seen it, you don't know where it came from. You haven't watched the video of it fucking flying off that planet and landing here then it's there's a lot of fucking guesswork. It's a romantic idea. The idea seems so cool the idea that there's fucking it's tricky because you get sucked into it like it seemed so awesome. So does the Loch Ness monster you know it's like we have built in in our head is not there on the land. Has a hoster bad luck to sponsor the guy in a big foot, not no well big foot. As a real animal, you know they. I have isolated an animal called giganto pithecus that they believe if human things came down the Bering Strait and they came from Asia Gigantic,

if it's lived in Asia as recently as ten thousand years ago, it was a bipedal primate that was eight to ten feet. Tall. So this would you believe in Bigfoot it's an animal, whether or not believe, people see it. What do you fuck knows and there was woolly, mammoths and Saber tooth tigers here, ten thousand years ago, seven foot tall giant, fucking birds. Like a few one hundred thousand years ago, there was animals on this planet in this continent that don't exist anymore? They were pretty crazy. Crazy, Saber tooth tigers are crazier than big foot, big foot's, just another big monkey. If big foot was Gigantopithecus, it's just another. Do large primate that went extinct. Where is big for supposed to be living Pacific Northwest, which is, if you follow the traveling down the Bering Strait, which is where Indians came here. American Indian originated in Siberia in Asia and they came down from from their America what people don't. As is ten thousand years ago, half of Amare it was under a mile high sheet of ice

this was covered in ice is looking a barren land, but something dramatic happened to the environment of the earth and the ice age when it ended the America opened up and that's when people start moving here with people. Some of the people already moved here. There was there was there. They found chinese bodies here from ten thousand years ago, but when, when people started moving here, they came from there. The came from the Bering Strait. That's like the the number one theory of a big percentage of the American Indians. So they came down from Asia and this monkey lived in a and if this thing followed them who the fuck now is there any compelling evidence for Loch Ness monster? This picture there's their scans from radar. They think it could be a big fish that could've got landlocked. That was extinct in other places, but not there. The problem with Loch Ness is it's really murky. They can't see, and it could be a bunch of other things- could be a bunch of other things that people are misconstruing and there's been a bunch of hoaxes. But when one enough people have seen things, you gotta wonder what the fuck is it is it IL

is it we got to think of all the animals that are real, you know, is it a US dollars mostly floating wood and just people knowing the story and going over there? It is all it there's more evidence for a lot less monster. A big foot, because big foot Is the american Indians? That's a big big part of the lore of bigfoot. There's over two hundred and fifty american indian names for Bigfoot Foot was born in the imagination of an american indian that just wanted the attention it might have been twenty Bigfoot, was born in the head of an american indian. That was just wanting attention. You imagine, one dude came up with that and spread over what happened and every all the other ones. Is somebody hearing that same story and just being paranoid walking through the woods later? It's like it's like other tribes. Other tribes was like these fucking costumes, like Barry Costumes,

most compelling evidence about Bigfoot is actually the audio tapes. This is audio tapes with these crazy primate house, but they recorded in the Pacific, Northwest and they're really fucking loud, the really loud and interesting, and he should have been done. You know and then supposedly buy legit scientist live recorded, the sounds so it could be somebody let a monkey loose. They had a crazy pet monkey and they let that mother fucker. To be screaming in the woods. So, if we put you in the woods you can make up, some sounds that they would think was Bigfoot in Luckiness Mount Service baby. What's the worst conspiracy theory like the worst one flat earth No, no! No! It's flat to the young earth! That's another bad one, and on a day like today, people don't believe it's yes, young earth yeah. They believe the younger yeah, that's a big percentage of the christian population. There's a guy on Twitter. I follow him all the time. He's just crazy, retarded christian young earth guy who's, always talking about the evidence against evolution, is his Youtube videos. So just just

you can't watch him for more than five minutes, because the insanity radiates off the scream and starts to get you blond. Hair cute lips is really nice. It's hot with They believe that the earth is less than ten thousand years old, a lot of people more than fifty percent. During a recent Gallup Poll in the United States believed that the earth the earth is the age that's depicted in the Bible, which is less than ten they probably don't even know what that is. Just going to the Bible say that yeah, it's the Bible problem yeah like what is what is Jesus thing yeah? That's all they have to here. There's a lot of dumb ass conspiracy theories. Bigfoots, not the dumbass one bigfoot. There's there's there's a real animal that they can lock. That too, it's like, if there's one the jersey, Devil, some fucking giant monster. That's has the one of the check was got but yeah the axis one will the to put you a calmer they've near that down to they think it's mange Mange on Coyote because they've had dead coyotes that they've shot and killed. That were covered in Mange. Do they don't even look real? They look like

Zombie, look like ghouls. They lose all their hair, it's and it's a common disease and they have photos there's of them online. If you look to book Kabra, they have a headless when they will be chopped its head off and it's a coyote to kind of that horrible mange and it has like almost blue dark black bluish blackish skin and it's no hair looks a monster, so that's most likely the origin of it. You become because you talk about something: the killed, goats and and kill chickens. That's what coyotes to you know. So then they have that now down. You know I I was at the zoo this weekend then, and I saw a leopard. They had a leopard there and that's. It was so sad. My purchase pacing around just doesn't get to Jack anything just pacing with all these people stand out. Well, they started to find leopards in America. Bro really Edwards of made their way to Phoenix. Wow gathers leopard sightings in Arizona wow. That's awesome. I had a coming up through South America and through Mexico and into America.

So where we leopards Bro, that's pretty good leopards are no joke. Could you imagine if you like the first American to get Jack by a leopard love it? Would you they're not going to check, will be leopard hunting season? Those little buggers will be wiped out. Do you think so? So they try to go into Texas in Texas. They don't even have to open up a hunting season in Texas, they're just start shooting the kids will shoot him. You were talking about the other day that was jogging and they, but something, and they had a newer, more amazed that they had a gun why they were jogging. Somebody was telling us the story, told us that was that shit that sucks, I thought you'd, never mind. I do that in Colorado and you live there and to jog with you have to have a gun. I carry gun yeah, I did yeah, they have a. They have a job holsters. You know I carried a gun every time I went hiking fuck you

you're gonna fucking rifle behind you yeah. The last thing you want us be out there by yourself with your family in a fucking predator attacks. You don't have a gun, especially when it city that once your daughter's, it's so easy to shoot things. You know you have a gun, you put it in your pocket, I mean that's pretty crazy technology. You have this little thing in your pocket that could protect you. You know what what are the odds of that you got to use that ship I've been, can really hard about getting a gun lately. Let me an like there's two of my friends that were both saying like they just called me randomly like hey, you want to get done, I think was done or something better to have it and not need it to the needed not to have it. You can't control all these people and it's almost living out in the wilderness like you did, we talked before it's a lot like you know, no matter where you go, you gotta deal with some death either you live in in the city and you gotta deal with muggers and rapists or like gang bangers or something or you live way out away from that show.

No gang bangers are going out into the wilderness, but You got to do with mountain lions and shit like that. I deal with things any gotta deal with weird but at least you can shoot them in your cool, like you could just look at Mobile Bay. I'm just blasting! You can't do that to a mugger until he jumps on you, gotta be careful with bears because bears are hard to kill it's very hard to kill a bear with a pistol. You know, if you got a bear. You're better off shooting what about bear. Mace works yeah. You gotta get him with it, though they gotta be close enough for you to get on with it. I didn't even know: Bear MACE existed until South Park, fucking people up. He thought it was a bounty hunter that was in. South Park is based on Evergreen, that's what those guys grew up. That's where I almost live, I want to live in the mountains of boulder, but the mountains above Denver. There's one town called Evergreen that I really liked and that's where South Park is that's what's based on, where they're actually from like Denver those dudes yeah somebody want drink, but I do love a coconut. Have you had these coconut waters? Fuck yeah? We need be sponsor Brian, so they can send us crates of them. So if you're listening, oh, where

c t p to pressed coconut water in the room than that. It's a green box. One, oh totally, do it tastes like it is like you just in a bowl of fruit loops and is the melt from the fruit loops. Show you now that's what his ex yes, this is the I'm a big fan of the stuff Yeah living in Colorado is just as tricky as cheers. Cheers salute here's the Hawaiian, there's gotta, be a coconut water, alcoholic beverage right to be my new go to Hell. I'd say I mean I like a lot in about ninety grams for my dad's birthday by him, a crate of the that you always drink with the mushrooms and stuff. With that code, okay, Jerry. I have got a credit that in a crate of coconut water, he loves the kabuki, but did though cooking water doesn't like, but he uses it for colitis. He doesn't like this stuff. Now real is

this week. He says like he needs to add something to it. I think when you get old, you lose your taste, but vodka and coconut water will probably the shit. When you get old, you lose your taste buds, I start losing taste. One of older people are more likely to eat. Ask them! Yes, you would think that fat now I I would, after all the ships they had and do our to smile and you, member that video we watched a long time ago about rods to member that should so serious, fucking video. Now this dude was in Mexico, insects filming all these people, yeah filling people skydiving into this cliff? There's a cliff. It's like a mile down. It's crazy. It looks like someone took a an apple core to the earth and cut this gigantic hole out of the earth, and these dudes would base jump off that bitch and skydive and fucking pull up

shoot well as there filming it. You see these things flying by the camera like insane speed and they looked like tubes. They look like they're, like wing tubes. This guy dedicated his whole life to fucking tracking these things down and trying to find out what the fuck these things the ramad's turns out. It was just an artifact. It was a video camera artifact that when something moved too quickly, too close to the screen, it's the image, so it made the imagery was a flying snake. Absolutely this poor, fuck literally made videos has way insights, Roswell rods he still on it and he had to give us know, had to have given out let's go to roswellrods dot com, see this fucking dummy. This is the problem, and this I was making forty three aided guys. Making money doesn't mean you of those are real is because up? No, it doesn't mean it's not real, but that doesn't mean they're, not real. It doesn't mean they are. Let's, like you put like you said it's most likely.

I'll say that I'll I'll take back. I believe I say it's most likely real time better, the better! Why? Why? Why you even have a because we had this about opinions like well. You know you can't just say you just can't just be. Why become attached. I'm being based on what I've seen it's most likely with the down, but Kelly he was videotaping. Mobs says this is the official website for the mysterious frying entities called rods, discovered by Jose S Kamya over Midway was a jogger or something wasn't it just Joger is a dummy they got tricked by some shit. You know I mean these guys on monsterquest figured it out and fucking ten minutes has been trying to yeah yeah kid not find Roswell rods. I'll come you're done, son doesn't exist, it doesn't exist anymore. This guy fucking spent his whole life. Do there needs to be a

documentary on his shit 'cause? You know he videotape like everything right. They need to get that footage and then get the footage. Him now has five pending, listen insane somewhere owner how many emails he gets by mistake. Like I heard you videotape a lot of rides close. He actually had another one that he was gay rights. There's a gay roz weren't there was another one that he was was chasing down. Another crazy thing that didn't seem to make any sense. Let me let me tie Pussycat his name because he had like another thing. That was like a another theory about something else, and then someone on the message board will win. Them is not the rods guy, and that's that's two years from now on. I am a lunar rising here.

He goes he's got some shit about the moon. He changed yeah. He thinks there's fucking anomalies on the moon. Now! Ok, here you go the true color of the moon. For over fifty years we have been told and convinced the moon is nothing more than a black and white desolate Rock with moon dust and craters that thousands of photos released to the public have always presented a black and white moon. Even with the most recent Hubble photographs of the moon are black and white and as it continues to perpetuate the live, in quotes that the moon is black and white with this mother? Fucker is crazy, same dude, yeah, yeah and he's like Tammy Switzer. Nickel switched over oil. Well, he's got a bunch of spots that he says. Oh my god, this is hilarious. Does he believed

The moon, landing was a hoax, oh knows he's what he's showing is craters and he believed that these craters are different alien artifacts and these craters, like oh there's such a stretch like the photos, are such a stretch is like things that these structures are artificial. Fucking craters man to get shit got smashed by rocks rooms case. You know. Sometimes little shapes come out of that you fucking dummy. Did you see the moon on Conan set last night and his first episode is the first episode. Did you watch it yeah? It felt really cheap. You know how you watch like the NBC show. It felt like, like the furniture, was high quality. It felt like those were real plants behind him. It felt like a good backdrop. This felt like they got everything at Sears outlet, you know really and like the background, was this horrible blue painting that just looked really cheap and

American, and then there was this moon in the middle of it? That was kind of cool, and I guess it move it moves. But it just looks like the whole thing. Look like low bud it was it the real moon or a fake name, fake, Quinto Figment, but just look really low budget and I don't know I was ok, had Seth Rogan on last night and listen. How gay you are you looking at the set that was, I mean out of control, was a fair look. I was a fan of the show. I was a rock and it was it. Was it a real moon or a fake movie? I, like I, couldn't comment on the furniture and I was a real fan of the show in like a lot of the reviewers of that you know the newspapers and stuff that reviewed it. You know they made it interesting point. Why are you focusing like on tenth variation of the tonight show? You know like you're, not being your own show, your being like the tonight show in a version of the tonight, show you have this new uh? Certainly why don't you fucking? Throw that desk out of window and fucking do something you know yeah people like that desk? That's not funny

like having people on. Isn't it better to do it like this? We just this is like. If we were here, I mean we have a table, so we have our laptops and shit in front of us, but we do have kind of a desto yeah, but that put shit on that they don't sound like they. Don't see that desk, there's always a pencil and a piece paper now yeah, but it I'm up for viewers don't see the devs I mean he. I guess it's cool, that he has notes and everything that they could put that on a teleprompter. I think there's some security to the desk, because it's been there forever just case you get boners when family understand from ten so it goes on yeah it doesn't. It doesn't look cool if you're just like a chair, so you get nervous when you say PAMELA, you think is look at her boobs cool pm here sit there on stage no desk and they're on a big lazy boy right and they got a head set on. It's like you, don't want to be too lazy. Those that conversation will be interesting. Why don't you come in? Just have a cool house and they'd like invite some cool people,

over. You know, and just hang out. That's actually good now get some good cameras had some good quality behind it, but just have Conan with this little beard, hey check out check out my garage just hang out in the garage and talk about movie with your movie. Well, the problem. Is it a lot of people like to be in the audience and they like to have an audience there it play it makes the comedy place. Two hundred people are sad: invite that other people via Skype, that's cool. That work work. You know John Heffron's doing like comedy, shows through Skype, something like Skype, it's a new form of video conferencing technology, but he said in a room and there's all these screens around him and he's like performing for all these other people that are in the room with him yeah, it's pretty cool shit, actually incredible. I hope that catches not in front of an audience no he's doing some corporate gigs, where he does them on a desk and the desk. But there's like there's cameras that come

okay, here laughter, yes, yes, everything they're! All you acted everyone's conference called up and it's like you know fifty on how when they're crazy, I mean he sit there by myself in front of a laptop and then that could be the whole world listening and then you could hear all their laughter. Can you imagine that shower correct? You have a stereo system and its role. He said it's really crazy because you could see when you set it up. You can see all these people in front of you, like you, see them sitting like there's, not just one screen, there's like a dozen screens in front of them and he sees all these people in front of them. So it's almost like an audience yeah. What was the audience at the shower ring convention? I'm, not real interested in talk shows. You know like when I heard about it. I was like you know, I'm not going to really watch it like a podcast It's not 'cause, it's seven minutes and all they're doing is talking about their moves. They're talking about their, I mean. How often does someone have a really interesting story? It's

not and usually most the time they just pimping their shit. You know, they'll have a little, you know so what's been going on, we recently had our second base easy to me. It's good 'cause. You lay in bed and you're kind of like watching the news kind of like it's like the news, but you know mixed with humor right now, so it's kind of more just like it's like. I wouldn't watch it if it was like eight hundred pm right I mean I like come. I mean there okay, but I don't go out of my way to see a doctor for a year. I prefer the Jon Stewart show on said. I think that the daily show the way he does. It is the best way he has a lot of shit that he fucks around with his kids, monologues and his like making fun of things in the news, even though it's all political for the most part, he I think he hits the mark more than anybody. He makes me laugh out loud more than anybody. You guys already talk about the Gulf of Nacas. We'd smoke an incident on the John store. No, no, we didn't have one. You know that yeah yeah I smoke pot. He pulled out a joint, it was. It was actually the bill Maher show

it was yeah, it was a jump start now. Okay, okay, I was on real time, but you know in the in the executive said that it wasn't real pot this prop and can I had a sand car yeah, but why do they have to? They have to say it? Why do they have to say it's not real who it is like the kids? Well, this is the first podcast we've done since proposition nine did not pass. Nineteen rather did not pass. You know so there's a lot of fucking there's a lot of shit going on right now in this country is a lot of shit going on with pot and dis information and people thinking that somehow or another, if you have pot and it's more accessible than it is now that the world is going to fall apart. It's sad. I never thought when I was a little kid that we'd be here and now two thousand and ten, and this would still be up for debate, but you also know that it's never going to not going to pass that easily and unless it's like an Iphone app one single button.

These people instead of having to register and then go get fucking, take off work or go towards your lunch, and we do that. Otherwise would be too much fraud yeah, but you know in like ten years they're going to figure it out it's going to be on your fucking pagers, maybe Maybe there's probably some incentive to keep it complicated because the more complicated absolute less people vote in the more its political aficionados that are in the mix instead of just the casual person. I knew that was going to happen, though, did you I wasn't shocked at all. It was just like gay marriage. You know you thought that was. Paris, but then you know it's shocking to me. Man, when the polls are right, I'm like how you know who fuck answers polls. Do you leave you ever answer to poll polls like online yeah or if anybody called you up and you talk to them or yeah yeah all the time I do pulls. Do you feel

like if you're on TMZ is like that is you know, MEL Gibson's, but look fat, yes or no. I'm gonna take the extra click to see notices you with that. The answers are, are you know really yeah? Don't you now for so those are real polls. What I mean about full is like you go somewhere. It's a multiple page thing without question into that. Much even a few questions like is it ten questions and sometimes, like you know like once in awhile, like if a product that I really like that you get that spam email with like please answer ten questions for us: do you live in if it's a company alike I'll, give the I'll I'll take the extra minute now one one nine two Bryan when at home, not new anything, I could do to help the price. Is that, like you know like if it's like, whatever apple you do, do that, like you uh you like, make a little videos and shit when you like a product, you know the last poll I took was like who's. The best submission artists in M M, a

Bj Penn, not really done, probably he's making so much money in Jujitsu. He doesn't need to go through all that teaching yeah website charges. Thirty,

bucks a month to get his techniques. Thirty yeah! That's a lot of fucking extra thousands a month that dude who set it up that chess master Joe uh Josh. I think Billy is the last time his weight skin. I don't remember exactly how to pronounce his name Bobby Fischer yeah he's the one from that the video searching for Bobby Fischer of the movie. It was all based on him and he was ah child chess prodigy and now he's transferred that into becoming a Jiu Jitsu GE. He loves Jiu Jitsu and he treated just like chest. Where is a bunch of openings that much different counters and he hasn't broken down, so he has. The website would really like systematically organized the way you would organize like chess practice. So it's pretty fucking interesting. You know that someone who's a chess genius. I mean that kind of a mind that kind of ah, like you know

Like a retard, is the word situation, strategic that that kind of a strategic mindset applied to Jiu Jitsu. I bet I mean if you were making free money just like twenty k a month which is probably in the area doing nothing. Why would you do in my money just flowing the fuckin? He doesn't want to do it, you know, and he doesn't need to you can just stick to. In the the greatest Jujitsu player of all time. Well, that's good enough love to see just professional Ju Jitsu, because I've always said that you know one of the best things about you to watch Jesus. Who is you don't have any guilt even though you want to do is get jacked. Even if you jack a guy, it's there's a guilt because, like when you knock somebody out or you hurt you money, somebody even you watch someone get knocked out. At least part of my brain is like that. Guy just got fucked up, you know, there's like a part of that. God is not to be,

same again, like he got hit by a car, yeah yeah I mean someone gets really fucking head kicked when when, when Gonzaga Crow copped broke off when he had kicked CRO cop and knocked him out, I remember I had an interview croak up afterwards and he was just you know. It really was a dumb idea, interview. I should have probably pro tested, but we always interview the winner and the loser and he was up and they said, okay interview the loser, so I just automatically went to it but, as I was talking to him like this, poor guy should not be getting interviewed right now. This guy, just you know he just got knocked unconscious, he's not exactly sure what happened. I'm asking the questions. You know when you see something like that man, you go wow, there's a there's, a fucking price. What you just you never feel like. There's a price you know guys get jacked and even if they get hurt, like he's, gonna be okay in most of time. Ninety nine percent of the time, but Marcela Garcia man. If he could just do professional Ju Jitsu, if they could have a guy like that, you could have professional Jiu Jitsu and even put it on tv, and it would be exciting because he'd be

is catching people all the time or so many good guys. Now I mean the Marcelo still the king is there so many guys out there still competing when Ike and Ryan Hall and and Jeff Glover and all those bus to match Rafael, Mendez, Breanna uh Rafael, Lovato, there's so many guys that are good, no g. It should be in the Olympics right away. Yeah, there's, no reason why no guy jujitsu shouldn't be in the Olympics he's a little too slow. That's that would bore people that down yeah that that bores me, you have that funny story about going to watch with John Shock yeah. That's that I was always in class that ask the questions about yanking on colors and yanking on sleeves and asking like how is that going to translate in I mean because I was embarrassed when I first started doing so. I would tell guys check check out this next fight. Discuss the Jujitsu guy he's going to fuck him up he's going to Jack.

And the first fight that I got really disappointed with was Bustamante against Bolander. I love amounted to death. He still one of my all time, favorite fighters, but I couldn't believe that he couldn't finish him off his back It was just baffled me. I kept saying: okay, he's gonna, get him right now he's going to get him he's just setting him up going to get up and then it didn't happen, and I asked rock I'm like what's going on with how come we never see, sweeps and finishes off rarely off off from the bottom. You never see sweeps and finishes at the same rate as you do at the moon be out at the moon. The other sweeping they're finishing off their back. Like I mean it's, it's incredible! How much action there as like off your back, but not in a moment it was different. So it's because they don't have the he to hold onto yeah. Well, if you practice setting up all your submissions and sweeps yanking and pulling on someone's outfit and that's actually part of the sweep you take that out and then you also add

strikes man it just it's a whole different game. So you know what was the quote? How do we get expired? They were talking about John Jack, watching in the matches with you, and you guys are both saying how boring it? Yes, yes, I always immediately. I was questioning the guy going man. This could be a problem. This is making jujitsu look bad like for me. It was like how does Jujitsu look in MMA and then, when I to the mundials in two thousand as a purple belt with Jean Jacques and we're watching the black belts and, like I can't even keep my eyes open. It's just so it just most of the matches. One born there were some exciting matches and there still are some very there's a lot of exciting matches with the gate. But generally I mean we. I was

they're trying to keep my eyes open and John Jock looked over and goes man. This is so boring. He wanted to leave and right there that struck them like damn one of them, Fucking Battis, jujitsu players of all time. My master is bored with watching black belts played tug of war in the guy. That's when I thought whoa and there did they give the problem and for me the reason why I started T teaching without the wasn't to separate myself from Brazil like the brazilian Jujitsu community. It wasn't our wasn't me gonna you Jude eight, you know you guys are the key. I took off the key for Ju Jitsu. I did the for Judy. You know, that's the one thing I want any. I want everyone to understand, especially the brazilians that hate me is. I did this four digits of the most important thing. For me, would you jitsu looks in MMA, and I feel that the guy is a problem for MMA, so I decided when I opened up a school, I want to try to bring

You just sit back and do whatever I can personally, whatever I can do to bring Jiu Jitsu back in anime. Well, you did it also because you think that's the most effective way to do it in MMA. Yes, no of course. Of course, I thought it was the most effective way and I'm doing it for digits. I feel that if everyone lost the guy like ten years ago and just focused on NOGI submissions setting up everything in the clinch setting everything up with over hooks under hooks and headed control, as opposed to setting everything up with yanking and pulling collars and sleeves. If we would have started everybody ten years ago, we just killed the guy. If healthy or said, no more g, we need to come back. We need to dominate me again. Man, the world would be a different place. We would see a me. We would see one hundred Shayna Aoki's, ah one hundred Javi Vasquez. Did you see when Ryan Hall said recently? He had a thing about how he doesn't play guard anymore. That always concerned with now is. If he whines about bottom is sweeping getting on top to finish, that's beautiful

can do it, but what about the guys? You can't sweep yeah he's saying that you can't he's saying that you can't rely on your guard more. You can't rely on sweeps all the time either, but you're going to be on your back regardless and if you could sweep am I'm most of my game is all about sweets, I'm all about sweeping and getting on top. But you have to prepare for the case scenario, a guy that puts on your back and you can't sweep 'em. You better, have a wicked finishing game off your back as well. You gotta have both. You can't finish everybody from your back and you can't sweep everybody, but if a dude stuff, your all your sweeps any stuff, all your finishes he's just better than you. That's it you know, but you gotta have as much game as possible. I'm amazed that somebody hasn't stepped up and tried to make a professional Jiu Jitsu League, and I know we agreed that really did that thing for a little bit, but you know he was. He was having a hard time with it, but I think I think it's more popular now than it was then well. The problem with the Rico temporarily promotion, which was professional, submission League P S, L, great concert

he just had like eight superfight matches man he had had Marcelo in there against Jake Shields and Marcelo in there against Cameron Earl he was. He was the only way he thought he could make it work and sell it to network or something even like ESPN or something was to have Randy Couture as the main event and Randy Couture, originally he retired a few years ago, and he wasn't planning hmm anymore, but he his plan was just to stay in the mix competitively and do submission grappling. So Rico jumped on it. Hey, hey dude you're, to be that the poster boy this this you're going to blow this up. But then, when you decided to go back to MMA, he was left without a poster child, and I mean I think I think he could make it successful with the guys. We have nowadays like make Marcelo Garcia the poster child and then bring in. You know: Kabrina, bringing Rafael Mendez, bringing a broadly Lastima, bringing again Jeff

Ryan Hall, Honey Vasquez all these guys that your hobbies back in the mix in MMA now, but I think you could do it now. I don't think you need Randy Couture. I don't think what they really need is they need to get some sort of or a network behind, someone loan it step up and take a chance with it. But it's hard man look at Bella, torment, Bell towers on, like Fox sports net. You know I'm saying it's like they have a hard time getting a network of people going to pay attention to it. If you have Ju Jitsu on Fox sports net, it's going to be really tough. You know it's not a lot of people that are like focused on that if you get it on ESPN, on the other hand- and I had a big deal in the day prince the difference between submission grappling and M M A the the advantage- it could be a small advantage in some people's eyes, but people will get into it because anybody can actually practice it and you can go to your local Jiu Jitsu School and you actually can get involved. So it has. The potential is there, of course, it's

it'll never be as exciting as dudes smashing skulls and all that kind of stuff, but submission grappling with the right guys can be very, very exciting and I get it. I think it could be successful. They got dogs catching frisbees at one thirty in the morning you can throw up some NOGI digits were up there for sure they got the more I mean, pull huge. I mean pool is also the all the time, so he won't notice on tv, though starving to death yeah, but it's on tv. Barely it's barely on tv. A lot of those matches the watch old matches, the women have some on ESPN, there's no money in it. No as making any I have to go overseas to make the real money is a couple tournaments like the? U S open, you win that you went forty thousand dollars to play for a week and it's only the winner you get down to, like the other people, there's not much more okay, okay, um there's not much money in it, but it's still on the air, and I could see submission grappling like that on the air and no one's really making that much money, except for the top guys. But then you got like poker. That's making money right. Who watch is fucking poker?

thing about poker is man the thing Ok, you watch poker. I love I'm sorry I about something is that you could watch and you could know what we all have like when like when at home. You can't affect the outcome of the game, so you could see like. Could you two aces, you got an ace and king you could see without using when he had the people watching could see what he had. So they No everyone is in on it. So going to play out and load of effects. What, if baseball, is like that, where you knew what the picture was going to throw like right before they let you know that's interesting, because if they let you know a second before you throw, how could he ever get to him? How could it get to him that quick and if he's looking somewhere else, he's keeping his eye? He would fuck him up. That's a good idea right away boom, yeah yeah! If you had like the picture, had like a little thing on his mouth. You know what it would have to be someone who could read the signs, because the catcher is giving those signs or just do it like a twenty second delay,

Those signs of the pitcher give those signs who decides what would get thrown the catcher the cat, a better, can say now from yes on some kid, the kid that the picture has he's like the executive producer and the fucking captures the producer. But you can have like bitchy arguments you can totally. You can see. I'm calling now did know know know know basically the catchers trying to get them to green, like okay, what we to do it's up to you, but you after this I'm suggesting this, but you could do that with football too, like right before the snap boom going to be a run or something dialogue is one of the hardest things about putting anything together is getting two people to agree on what should be done. You know like if you have an executive producer and you have the talent together and trying to figure out how to work things out. Man, that's a hard fucking thing to come together on. You have to put it on a ten second delay. Then that would ensure that no one, the baseball, tingly, half there's no you've had it with music, though right you've had that with music we're doing are trying to fuck with change your shit.

And I remember that executive producer you were working with for a while, which one guy down San Diego, oh yeah. We want to do all this and do all that. No, that wasn't a win. Also, you happens all the talk exactly. I was all time now. I've I've had it happen with everything over done everything I've ever done. That has to do with creativity that involves other people they all want to damn. I am open to hear shit. I've always been, that, when every band that I've been in the rule is always been the same with five of us twenty two years old and everyone's like in their early twenties like anybody, can write, but we all have to like it like if you want to come up with something, Ok, we all have to like, because when you're on stage man what's most important would rather play someone else's good shit. Then your badge, who you don't want. No one wants to go on stage in the crowds going. What the fuck is this no ones like it and the other guys are going to talking behind their back. Like don't want to do this song anymore. That's the last thing you want to avoid that

You know what I mean. So what ends up happening is real, quick. You end up everyone gravitating to the guy who's, putting together the best. Yet right, there's always that band where you know that they're just giving this fucking drummer a bone. Let him saying right now. You know, there's always a few songs like that right. Dude, perfect example is Peter Criss from KISS he CO wrote a song. He thinks he wrote Beth, but really Bob Ezrin wrote it and the famous producer, and so it Peter Crescent Bob? That's what that's all that was the biggest kiss song today Beth was huge, is a lack of you know how it was the first woman ever I was of huge kiss fan. The First one I made it on the radio yeah that was massive. Beth is fucking, huge soap Chris got a big head goes. I want to leave kiss you guys. Are we only write one song I want to write more song. Make a solo album Paul do do do do do do call MIKE Solo albums and will put him together, but let's not break up, make a solo home. That's cool will make so long, so they'll put a soul arms. At the same time, Peter Criss is album. The guy who wanted to leave to make this was not only

worst of the soul hours, but it's the worst kiss album ever. He made he's known for the worst kiss I'll never know kiss fan has ever said they like that album. Really it's that is that bad? It's really bad dude. It's really really really bad so he's not in the band anymore, but there's a fake Peter Criss. Now the way they did it. Rigidly when the Peter ace left. They replace them New characters like Eric Fox, came on to replace, because the fox then, then came on to replace really as the egyptian God or something. But then then they finally took the makeup they went like ten thousand and fifteen years without makeup and then, when they put the makeup back, they got PETE. And as the original guys back then it a couple of The tours in the exact same thing happened: Peter fucked up ace fucked up, so they kicked him out, but this time will happen to the fox. With that guy go, he died actually but when they, when they did the reunion tour, you got to bring back the original guys, because that was two other guys that were check out this picture. It's a really

tattooed. On this guy's side he was, he was a bartender or a server at the CAP city comedy that's kid named Bobby and He ran into a feeling he was drunk. He was talking all this shit to ace really and he's feeling was fuck, you kid. So he gets a sphere Lee's picture tattooed on him with fuck. You kid. Let's put it up here. It. But I'll put it on my twitter later today, but he got this fucking tattoo of ace freely Tattooed his whole side of his body is permanently a big picture of a shitty one, two of ace freely words as fuck. You kid there anything, that's incredible! So when they decided to do the reunion they got the original guys, a saint Peter. It's been like fifteen years. Of course they wanted to do. They realize fuck, we fucked up God, damn it. Why do we leave kiss and get kicked out at the same time like both they both got back in The reunion tours were massive. They did a couple and then Peter started fucking up at a started fucking up. Somehow they left

so instead of getting new guys with new characters, they got a new guys to play ACE and Peter while did, and then they they they kept. Who's the guys and say as no. They never did that they never did down there. They didn't have to go. You know they never pretended like. That was the real ace, and that was the real Peter. Maybe they did the first few shows. Maybe they try to do something and I'm not saying the did shenanigans. I said they said you know and now starring as Bang and they the guys name. I don't know they've, never don't say never said now. They say the real guys named Cous Cous. What happened is when they did the reunion tour Eric singer than on me, kiss drummer and Bruce. Look at the non makeup, kiss guitar player. They got left in the bottle, we're going to do a reunion, tour and blow this shit up this non makeup banning happening, but but when Peter Left- I got the non makeup. Do Derek singer to play Peter well, so he came in and he Didn'T- he always said he was Eric singer, but they know that most a lot of the fans that are coming don't even know the difference.

Kiss. We would have the kid. I'm gonna check out kids, they're, fucking cool man, rock and roll night. They they have no idea realize they never hide it. They never deny it, but they know that that doesn't really matter going to come up. We're going to say that's Eric singer, going to say that Tommy, fair playing ACE but most of the people, aren't even going to notice what was the deal with ace freely and Peter Criss? Why couldn't get it together? It the exact same thing, drugs and alcohol. Peter and they're getting all to Peter Peter was not a very good drummer back when he practiced a lot, and when you I mean it, sucked gypsy man, you don't fucking, keep practicing you who's. Your chops, you, a drum it to be like a fucking machine literally on time and Peter Paul and gene, have never never stopped touring the never stop putting out those guys are machines, sing their ass off and they could play. I mean Paul, is unconscious, playing and singing and and Jean he's one of the most uh

bass players. Ever he can sing fucking harmonies like the Beatles, Paul and Gina machines are so what they got. They got they to replace Eric, singer the non Makeup kiss guy. They brought him in. They put Peter Criss Makeup on him when he can and he can sing Eric there can sing and he can play his off he's an amazing drummer and he could sing so they go booking to bring this guy back. Does he sing bath now this? Yes, this is. This is not did did a reality. Show know they did did the success of the gene Simmons Show was so successful that they ended up doing and would show spots of kiss during Gene Simmons Reality show, but then they kind of did a spin off. Why don't we just follow kiss so, reality shows all fucking fake. You know what I mean so most they had to make even the ones that are real the camera at the face, reactions like that they have like one camera there and how they getting holy, padding to all the facial reaction. Right like storing these facial reactions from what you know from two weeks ago, there's good when a perplexed? Look! That's how they do it different

Shirts, yeah, that's how fake it is. So with the jeans with a kiss reality show there's like a miniseries rather relish, or it might be an ongoing show. They have to create some drama. So what, following around Eric singer. Who's dressed like Peter, is like gene. Can I do Beth in the in for the next show and then jeans. All you know promised Peter that I wouldn't do Beth. I don't know in like come on dude. Let me do bad, so that Eric singer disappears they're about to do a show. Where is Eric singer we started an hour. No one's been able to find them all they're, all looking for a single he's like fuck it. Let's the roadie and get him and make up we're going to we're just going to do the show without and we're going to get the roadie to do it. They never the roadie putting on make up or anything getting ready. They were just like all night and all this and Eric shows up backstage all dressed up and make up. You got there going on stage and he looks over to Peter, because Paul Stanley me do or not, and Paul goes just get up on onstage man. I don't think so. Something like that is just all ridiculous.

You take drama, and then he sings it. I don't I don't. I don't even get that It was ridiculous, it was ridiculous man having them arg backstage about singing death. Is there a way to do a reality, show and not have fake shit? Yeah no editing allowed is just one cam. It is like, but it might not be interesting. Yeah you gotta have three hundred it three. It's you know to some people. I'd rather watch an hour. Then I know it's one hundred percent real than an hour. That's like easy I'd have just chopped up to workout sellable. That should insult the fuck outta me when I watch like keeping with the Kardashians and I see Bruce Jenner, running around town, trying to fucking meet a deadline or something stupid where I know it's not real and like come on man. The fake show My shirt is done just all out of fun. Man we want it fake, we do those fake, we do we're, storing

facial reactions and stuff from people just putting him and we're having fun with it. It's like all things. What he's talking about his tenth planet, JU, jitsu dot com, has got a thing called mastering the system and it's like a fake jiu Jitsu reality show yeah, but there's really really techniques in there real techniques, but we just have fun. We extend with yeah Shenanigans Tillery. Have you uh? Is the hole? I'm not too thing. What is the deal with that? The latest episode that just went up? Yes, he chokes me out. He we yeah, we get in a fight and he talks about a put down any leads that some people have people figure out. What's going on, yeah people think it's. The most people know it's fake, but there's a small percentage like I just got someone a forum member from the day, one this girl, he failed me. Yesterday I said you know, I respect your you to death and all that, but I have but once and for all, is there another thing real, because I just got a note either way if it's real, it's real, it's cool, but if it's fake, just let me know, I just don't know why

Oh you don't know, you know, there's so much evidence. People are piecing together. They're taking footage of one the days of our lives they're, putting it on the form and I just keep deleting it any evidence. I just delete it delete, but it's a tricky thing: melon people fake it when people think anything. You know that I just saw the other day of Alan Belcher. Pumpkin you ever see the video. Yes, after, I haven't seen it never seen it there's a video of you Buckingham at your school and then he punks you, member that that was Columbus. Adelphia somewhere somewhere, but he got you and I knew it right away. I was like no fucking way. He was crazy gorgeous guys enough. I wasn't hearing what he was saying. I was just going to 'cause. I always start like the first never met Alan Belcher. It was after awesome victory. I talked him a little bit and invited him to my school. I thought he was like a thought: man, this guy

He was seemed like a snapper like he would just like. I seem like damn I'm like a little scared of 'em. I don't really know it In the first time we met, he had just beat someone's ass. His lip was all fucked up and it was quivering. You had a couple if it was quivering and I'm like that. Dude. I would love to show you some some rubber guard shit come on down in the gym and for a second, I thought man, this guy. He could snap on. He ended up being a super fucking sweetheart he's totally cool. I love Alan Belcher, but when he tried to punk me what was premise of it. I don't remember he got mad about something I don't remember, but I number as soon as it started coming as soon as it happened, he was screaming. I turned to the camera, went no he was trying to fight you. No, I saying I was on the outside. I was on the outside. Do you in that. You were trying to keep them from getting mad about something and he was. I think he was going to start a fight with a bouncer or something he was getting, not with the balancer and I was going. Oh no fuck. We got a crazy motherfucker he's going to find a bouncer right now, but that is a problem. If you hang out with a certain number of mma fighters, there's a few.

I always wanted to that's a loose cannon. You never know a couple of drinks getting him I'm attached, Junie Browning was at my school last night, all he's totally cool man. I love Junie Browning, but before I we met him, he was the only guy ever. I saw on the ultimate fighter and you know we're always backstage running into these guys. All the time new season comes on, I go. I gotta remember remember these dudes, I'm going to be from all the time. I don't want to not know their names and feel like a total douche bag. So I'm like this, I'm like watching the show study in there fighting Tech mix seeing what kind of fighter they are and what kind of person out if they have one. Junie Browning. On top, I thought to myself man this guy can snap on any I don't want to get to know this guy. I made the decision to my head. Don't get close that guy that guy told me we were in LAS Vegas we're eating at nine hundred at the palms and he was a really nice guy and what happened was that he was a big fan of yours and I tried to have

right. I didn't want to talk to my just thought from the show they made. Him seem like a total lunatic right, so in Sean Tompkins trained him. Just fuck somebody up on spike show in Vegas and we're at nine. The place is packed. I see Shawn Tompkins walking towards me. I'd, love Shawn Tompkins. So as soon as he came up, I, like you know, we gave each uh little Hug- and I saw that oh damn, Junie Brown behind him in his body, so I hugged Shawn, Tompkins and kind of look the other way trying to prove like I didn't notice, Junie Browning, I'm going man here. He comes he's coming right for me, shit ease with Shawn Tompkins. I hear him right now seems like right over my shoulder and he almost passed me by Bruce Buddy from Kentucky said: hey, there's, Eddie! Bravo and I'm, like oh shit, he's going to come up. So you tap me on the older and I looked over his hey dude. What's going on Dude great fight, fuck I think it oh shit, I'm actually talking to him holy shit. What's going to happen and then is Bromenn were always study in your books and smoking weed in an and on the maps. With your book,

Now I do rubber guard. I got a good twister and almost like whoa this guys, this guy's a tenth planet. I always I got. I got to give this guy a chance. Maybe maybe I prejudged him and he turned out to be a fucking cool guy man and you know he's thinking about moving to LA to get away. Vegas he's not partying anymore. He just wants to clean up his life and and make a big comeback. Still young kid right, isn't twenty five he's funny as hell too 'cause he's funny that mother Fucker is funny he doesn't have to be drunk. There're jujitsu. We hung out in the parking lot and he made of of us laugh quite a few times he's got some witty ass shit. Man he's a cool dude. He just you know he had a bad upbringing, his daddy's to beat the shit out of him and you're going to come up, Can I have a burger kinks couple kinks? That's all I mean we've run into so many guys over the years that started out like that and then eventually get their shit together. One way or another. I mean it's it's fun to watch guys like. That evolve and become something better than what they were like Chris Lee been perfect example of guys,

I was kind of a brawler and now he's like a like. The F T, put Aaron Simpson away: yeah he's like a seasoned mother, now Triangle doc, young man for real yeah, Chris Evans, a badly smart man and I believe the Judy Browning. I really believe that he's too smart to throw his life away he's got some. He was an idiot. He might just might just keep fucking up in a fit from hanging around you man, if he, if you know you understand, troubled, childhoods and and and channeling that into you, know something positive and being around positive people. Man, that's the most important thing to for having a PA of life being around a bunch of other people that are on the same wavelength as you. Try do the same shit and that's one of the cool things about tenth ten planet. Jiu Jitsu in Hollywood but everyone is super positive there and it all trickles down from you sir, but you know that right I mean it all trickles down from you mean a lot of places. If you go there and the instructors kind of do she, and you know people can get douche with each other and there's none of the at our place, everybody's very cool,

I'm doing really is acknowledging that everyone has an ego. I have an ego. Everybody has an eagle, and I just every day I tried to do things to keep that ego in check, because if I don't, if I'm not conscious, we try to keep it in check, sometimes it just pops up in and up. You know what I mean. So you know I I in the it rubs off on my students. My students are constantly. You know. If, like the eagle flares up, you know they can catch themselves, they can call the cells, it's a life, long process, man it. You know, everybody has an ego in there. The everyone struggle just broadcasts as a part of their two man. I've talked to a bunch of people that I've met all over the world. One of most important ones was his kid that I met in Boston, who is from Ireland who was, explaining that man that man, I don't we don't have anybody like this near me. No one talks like this. No one gives us this us there's no one around that. That's like a thinker. This way that thinks about life. This way it's open minded and and because of this podcast is making me like, like real

that's the way I evaluate life and reassess the way I talk and think about things having guys like you teaching used to having a podcast like this, make a serious it's like a series. Connection we have to all these people and they help me to man. I've got a bunch, a bunch of cool tweets from people an inspirational shed and cool articles of people. Tweeted me and you know, cool things that people post on the message board and it's all like a big thing together. You know it's all a big thing: everybody helping everybody else, you it's so much fun, Today I drive to class. I remind myself on the way to class and how lucky I am like I'm dry. This is my Bob. I mean I don't even look at look at like a job. Look at like a job. Look at it like a job! Sorry, but day is a day off for me, man and I appreciate so much just going to yes and everyone just sitting there and they're waiting for me to teach them how to strangle. You know in an efficient way my how fucking pm. I I can't believe it everyday. It's it's amazing and the cool thing about Jujitsu for

people don't know, is everybody's real friendly to each other man. I mean people catch people all the time, in you know in arm bars and chokes and shit like that, and you know want to get caught, but there's no, no, fight ever breakout. No bullshit ever happens, it's just you know. Damn caught all right. What did I do wrong? You forgot to put your arm and oh shit. Oh, thank you and you know it's it's a massive misconception about Jujitsu that Jujitsu classes classes a bunch of meatheads there douche bags of dick heads and she think it's like we train in a cage and it's a bunch of computer nerds that they're playing the ultimate virtual reality, game 'cause, if you're into video games in like killing someone by pressing a button, one really dying, but you enjoy that feeling. Jujitsu is the old virtual reality, video game. It's where we is going to end up the wheeze feeling more like a baseball bat like a golf club. How mount you can can actually kill people.

You know, theoretically or you know, with jujitsu you put someone choke they tap out. It was like you killed them because of you did Let them go, you would actually kill them and you learn you. Can it's anybody there's so many Schools goes all over the world. You can learn how to systematically and scientifically break limbs and put people to sleep over twenty different ways. You can put someone to sleep just with the neck. You know, there's probably more, I'm just guessing at least twenty all these different took so many variations of guillotines darces chat and it becomes just a really fun game too. It's an amazing game game. Where I mean I have my arm like a couple of weeks ago. You know but, like you know, for the most part, when you get go to you, get involved in like like serious rolling with somebody everybody's fine at when over. You know you get caught with something he just tap and ninety nine percent of the time you're, fine, every now and then you'll get something something get tweaked or you Neil

was that I know you had a a knee problem that happened recently. I have both my knees are up, but it's so fun. You never think about stopping doing you just a night, and I can't wait for myself to heal up exactly so. I can get better and you're like like when you, when you tweak something like God and I probably out a couple weeks yeah and it's just fun. It's so much fun. I mean it's, it's think about this. You After to workout, everybody has to work out if you're in perfect shape, you have to maintain. You have to keep working on. Why not work out and learn how to take people out, put him to sleep at the same time. And it's and it's the ultimate video game. Exercise you turn some serious self defense. It can come up at any time in your life, it's valuable and it gives you so much confidence and it's so much but it's kills video games it's like,

and then you meet a lot of great people that have their ego in check because of the I don't have cable. If you don't have your ego and chat, then you, those people, don't survive. Ju Jitsu. The tapping is that you got a douche bag filter the Tapi, because dudes that are just Just there it's where the eagle rules them, they can't jump on the mat and get tapped out. They run from it or they get on the edge of the mats, no way am I going to let people tap me out and they don't really do know. What's going on with subconsciously the fear of dominated and tapping out by losing looking like a weakling that scares people but you gotta, look at it like you're, just learning, of course, you're going to get tapped out on the beginning and the more or you come the more dedicated you are as time passes, you start tapping dudes out occasionally, but still you, really tapping or beginner, but ultimately one or two years man. You can minimize those taps and you're getting your learning. If you did you just Jujitsu for two years, the uh

These are in a street fight one on one. The odds are way on your side way on your side. You know anybody could anything could happen in a street fight, but man guy, that strain Jujitsu two years against the guy at zero training on the ground, another great aspect of it is it calms down your body and it makes you real, how much of an influence stress and just the fact that we have this ancient chimpanzee hardware system, our bodies are set up for hunting and gathering carrying things, and our bodies are set up. A certain amount of energy, and, if you don't certain amount of energy with your body. Your body starts to betray you and you start to get really stressful and start to snap at things wouldn't ordinarily, snap, I know you shouldn't rash be upset about. It allows you to put things into perspective. It calms your body down. This is very important. Yeah I mean. Are you saying? Digits is better than quick

Are you gonna start there? There's a bunch of people put a bunch of videos of cool video games that are out there. Man fuck. You know like to try to tell me that there's all these different video man there's some insane shit. There's this one. I don't know the name of it, but they were. It was like look like they were in the jungle and they were like near some like it looks like some mayan temples and shit, the graphics, insane russian attack. I don't know what it is. I don't know what it is. I don't remember what it was. Someone put just a demo up and then someone put, price fall out. I don't know what it was, but it demo is insane and then crisis was another. One was pretty interesting, but bunch do dudes run around shooting people. Then I put a video. I went to watch a video of quake online and that guy go back to what I said. Nothing could a quick. I understand that he's with games a beautiful. I understand these games have all these cool things. You can do there's a lot of your first eight four yeah cat. All I wanna do is people up in one on one deathmatches doesn't like to do it yet you're you're. I I honestly do you

I understand what you're saying man, I'm just saying that you like death, matches, they've taken the formula of death, match it and just added onto it, with like one thousand five hundred and twenty years or whatever long, quick. Three quick four was two thousand something was a two thousand and five or two thousand and six in for the last five six, but they've taken the formula. They even use the same engine on call of duty when it first came out and they've just improved, improved, improved it in like a lot of these games like last week. I wasn't talking about like keyboard and mouse necessarily what is better than controller argument. My my point is is that the games are better. Now the games are better now they're, not geared towards the accuracy of a keyboard and mouse as much as they are geared for just having a fun experience, right video game. Yeah. There's a lot of auto aim going on people do those driving game in audit audio is just easier to people those driving games. Yeah told to me, though, what's

to me about video games. I understand all that, but what's fun to me is just I got addicted straight up to one on one matches and even like team. You know just the fact that you have this incredibly precise, troll over the at your are like the pool. Statistic versions idea, aims, act and then it's all just as a very small majority yeah. Most people like to play football games in the control is perfect for that right with with quake games those one on one, first person shooters to so precise, it's so addictive, and we were to about it. Was your cousin's addicted to know my nephew nephew man I was a little kid if they'd hit me with some quake over the lost mile, I woulda never got into martial arts order, never got productive with my life. I would have never paid attention in school. There's a game on steam that you can play on your MAC. That has nothing to do. Yeah, but I want you to next time. You're bored and you just want to spend because it really short games. You can get addicted to it like it, like literally, you could beat it in like six hours, but it's called portal and I think

she's a Sangat six hours. I got kids, no, no I'm I mean, but six are spread out for like months, but when it's in the book, but it's an addiction, you will that that came alone will set your mind. Racing to white on how crazy video games are now, so what is the best one right. Now, if I wanted to get something for Xbox and something just going to blow my fucking mind, here's a war for you, I would probably go with more of like a borderlands or something like that, but it's I would I would. I would actually find a game that you can play on your MAC. You know like a game like call of duty that you can play. I think he called the the four is on there and there's a couple scenes from call of duty. For that will blow your mind. You know just read: there's a red one read something cowboy one: I don't get that the ship. What does have one? That's is grand theft auto, but using a horse and cowboy was a call. It's called red dead Don or something like that. I gave it a chance, but I was like this is grand theft auto. I don't play anything that was a huge Successful game, though super you know it's just. Make that formula and I'm sure it's bigger and better than and theft auto. But for me I just

and I'm like I'm done with that. I don't want to play that anymore. I'm over that. They say that ea, martial arts games a bust numbers, Bina really really yeah. They simply do you. Yes, do you have like a yeah? I got. Lakhs of you know, go um that does a new one, we're working on right. Now you do yours who do you think this is charity? Is what the fuck pick up the phone cocksucker? That's not what happened go back to that Alex Jones Transcript, so your calls coming Bryan, Callen, Bryan, Callen must've just got into the tank, but before going to do the podcast is about to get the tank that was Brian here. No, not here no place in Venice headquarters, float lab dot com. So I think what we out today is that Eddie Bravo loves Ufos. I love him and it's you. I love him like bunnies and Brian loves cats and one hit of weed instead of three. You got to hide today. No, no, I'm just saying that I liked my huh

hi today, yeah one hit on anything. That's on. You know no more than two and two. If they're gonna be too it's too light one. Your shit, fucking fucked me up this week by the way like he like we smoked before we went on stage actually, so I should talk about that. We smoked and then Joey Diaz, told me five minutes later going. I might put you up on stage and what I'm going solo? Joe Rogan show no it so. I was completely baked out of my mind the first couple: what we did this weekend was different was we took Esther on the road? Was little, Esther was Brians friend who's an emerging stand up comedian in LA she's. Only twenty two years old there's only been doing comedy like two years and We just said well, it's just fucking just for an experiment, so would like to take this kid and throw up in front of a real crowd. Like

great kills: littleesther dot com, dude, she's, fucking, good man, she's, confident and smooth, and for some there's only been doing comedy for two years she's way better than I was two years into it, and I told her that when I was two years into it, it was a mess. I was a clunky fuckin, goofy mass okay, the cheese it is she known for looking really young yeah. That's like that's one of our characters, yeah she looks like she's, twelve servicing. What's her name, Esther little Esther little Esther her feet seriously are smaller than my hands but smell like there twice as big just kick the man Why don't under the bus she she's funny man, she was have various. She did a good job, you did a good job to men. It was interesting watching you loosen up from the first set. You do Thursday night to the last set you on Saturday night, which was your best one right, you slowly, something to admit to you, Joe that second set Saturday. I acted like I smoked marijuana before I went on stage before I went on stage the second shot.

Memory before we also didn't really smoke out, because I was like no you're like I do it do it and I'm like no, I don't want that. Show that you have was the one when you were high right and you want high at all. Now you must have been a little high from the first time, but that was like three hours, so I had leveled off because you were nervous weed. Isn't that great, when you're nervous man- and he realized that that you were probably hide, got paranoid and you want, I was getting high like going and going on stage. Five minutes later, that's not a good mix for me. I know it's not good is the podcast either before we've done that many times we get high right before we do the pockets like today. The first words out of my mouth wide crawls, all some of them. They don't come out that great but like now we're two hours in it's all smooth once you're killing him once you're killing a really confident. You can't wait to go on state. Then we will take it to the roof yeah, but even You got to make sure you don't get too. I think red bull and vodka, one or two of them before on stage is the key ingredient for stand up comedy wanted red bulls and vodka red bull, but because I like a

but a weed, some calisthenics, my best teaching always comes from, maybe in a time when I teach because I'm so confident with it that it adds to it I'll be pissed off. Like I forget I forget, like I forgot to. I don't have weed right now and I didn't teach class today stoned this morning. I didn't teach guide, I thought pretty good, I mean if it was a good class, but I always feel like when I'm high. It's just like. I don't want the class to end. I wanted to keep going. I want more time when I'm in that space and that election, I'm running out of time, there's so much I gotta say in show well. We like Alex Jones, show we got high in the car right before we went in there or really high. We want like three Alex Jones: Well, yes, it's a good bill will during though, because we we walked in you know. I walked in Joe there about two d devalue the dollar to go. Take the dollar way. It's been proven to your and informs their

x, raying, your home they're, driving by an vans and they're taking photos. You irradiating your house with deadly radiation that can give cancer is poor people. So it's like you go from right out of car, everybody's laughing laugh and we're talking shit down country music. It was like some ridiculous country, music song, you know below the girls make the best lovers have that less than I thought about what we're laughing our off and then you go right in their death destruction new world order. He leads. Global warming was the same about the radiation. This is a crazy, real thing, they're doing with their drive through neighborhoods and they're blasting these cars. With these super powerful x rays from these vans and they're looking inside vehicles, they have photos of the shit, is in four magazine. He pulls up the story and shows it to me and they're doing it to houses too. They just drive by and point this fucking crazy x, Ray Gun at

ours and see right through me show all these photos of people looking at like bricks of cocaine, the back of a van hi. This is not a man like they they can, they can shoot x rays. It just makes me- and it just makes me really wonder, though, how like people go on? They were the radiation like what exactly how strong. It is because got the other day. I was talking to my dentist and he said, like you know, this radiation is about equal to stand so microwave microwave? Yes, something like that like that, I don't know what you should wear a lead vest when the vest mini- I don't popcorn, I don't know for, but that he said it's not that big a deal. That's, why he's not wearing a he's vest you know and well. The crazy thing is that this radiation around us all the time right yourself microwaving your

every time you put up yet no one knows what's happening with those yeah. That's what happened so when you're in your car, then you got a hands free. Is that, okay, one that we have your phone between your crotch when Hunter tries to cooking you dinner? It was us a study released recently this of the laptop cook, your balls yeah. I took your sperm. That's a at this time, totally measures Berman, effective! If you have your laptop on your lap yeah, you cooking your balls, you not up there, no, no, no, because he no yeah. I never put my laptop on my lap yeah. I got this thing for that very reason. This I got this little pad that, like sits on the laptop, makes you more comfortable anyway, because the bottom is like soft, so it sort of molds to your legs, and with that note you got that italian song,

it wasn't. It says: uh find Youtube. User does not allow mobile views or something like that. So is this a little bit the perfect ending? What is this? You playing fat boy? Slim again, another fat boys like the same thing. It's like it sounds like you love him. Like a two hour, if you go to his website, fat boy slim Summer mix and it's just a free download. It's like, I think you love him, like Eddie loves Ufos. I think I do too not that much all right. Ladies gentlemen, thank you for 200k next week, we're in Ann Arbor Michigan. It's me and Tommy Segura at the the Ann Arbor Comedy showcase, I'm going to have to find where that shit is. I don't know where it is: it's like an hour from Detroit doing two shows one eight and one thousand and thirty it's on my twitter, it's on Joe Rogan net. Thank you to the flesh life response, this podcast, as always, you can go to Joerogan dot net

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