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PODCAST #57 - Jayson Thibault, Brian Redban

2010-11-26 | 🔗
Date: 11-26-2010 The raw audio from the Joe Rogan weekly live USTREAM video show with Jayson Thibault and Brian Redban.
This is an unofficial transcript meant for reference. Accuracy is not guaranteed.
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what's up bitches friend jason is all up in this bitch the average i said but a bitches i thought your badge montana baby redundant when my bitches lays down i retired the word faggot from my vernacular started i gave it up i gave it up in light of this most recent controversy work call this ki fagot not meaning anything derogatory homosexuals but you know there's the thought behind saying something like that as well what's important is not the word it's not a magic word it's your intent and that should be important but when there's a word that confuses a lot of people and pisses people off and that's not your intent then really rationally and logically you have to kind of accept that you have an ineffective word that words not that good that word means to many different things and means to to some people it means you had gay people and tat is the first is furthest possible thing from the truth i have absolutely zero problem of gay people
have no problem on that i don't think there's anything wrong with it i've met a ton of cool gay people and i grew up in san francisco when i was a little kid from age seven to eleven i was constantly around gay people my next door neighbors were these gay guys that my aunt used to go over and smoke weed with this big gay fucking scary muscular black guy with a shaved head and his weird white friend and these dudes would blaze out with my aunt they would all get high and naked white years with these this is a shit it was a long time ago because i'm old as fuck i guess i was seven between age seven to eleven we lived there so that was like somewhere in the nineteen seventies righ right it was like right when the vietnam war was ending it was like super hippy time in san francisco and that's where we lived and we were just constantly around gay people and i remember when i was a kid i was like i guess it was like eleven twelve when we moved from san francisco
florida and it was a totally different ballgame you could not get culturally more of a one eighty from san francisco which is like the most open minded place on earth in especially yeah to living in gainesville florida with alligators and shit and rednecks and there's this cuban dude i hung out with his kid his name was candy and he was a boy and his name was candy name was candy candido yeah candy candy candy oliver i think that was his last name and his dad was like super homophobic and his i was i read in the paper he's got you fucking believe this shit like throws a paper down a table i ll never forget this as i well what is going on like i've just been aware of war and that war ended i was like real cognizant that there was some fucked up shit going on in the world like you know i had you and you're like seven or eight and someone has to sit down and explain to you war that there's there's some people
why why these people protesting i'm a member asked my my stepfather and he had a break something down to mean that there is there is a conflict going on these people don't want to have to go there and killed and i was like well what like we go they take you and they make you go somewhere and kill people and you don't even have to agree i war is unfathomable that's the children not just unfathomable but the idea of the draft and being forced into doing that slavery it's nothing but slavery for a military industrial complex i mean that's really what it is so i was freaked out about everything back then i was just starting it was very unstable very you're a kid don't even like to be told the clean your room that's the agenda that but let alone so go anyway so this guy freaks out i can't fucking believe his shit and he throws the thing down i'm like fuck we're going to war again we're going to war this is what i'm thinking and he goes the fuck in fact want to get married and our what no way i'm like clearly i didn't we think that i thought it was clearly a mistake there's no
because i didn't know any adults like this right when i lived in san francisco like i said my neighbors were these weird gay guys and my dad's friends were all architects a computer program they were all really pretty smart people so i'd never hurt anybody that a fuck about some people getting married that they don't even know but this guy was like really serious about it and it was a real important moment for me as like an eleven year old because i realized the levels of adults right there's some people that are just adults but they think like children our shared complete we ignore hautala and even other adults even though they have kids of their own there still idiots remember that being a big in orton moment and that moment was because this guy was homophobic i thought that was the most ridiculous thing ever so by me conveying any homophobic any any but people receiving i'm getting that message that i'm homophobic is causing a faggot it doesn't mean that with straight guys but it doesn't matter if it doesn't mean
the reality is if it's making that many people pissed off and upset and it's making them think that you care about their set your preference like i edifice point tunnels like why am i attach this fuckin word like what my just darwin like it is fun to say but why is it fun to say it's fun to say because you're not really supposed to say it same reason fig newtons are not nice to say sounds good right agate the ugly i just decided from all this that it was an ineffective word and then i didn't want to be hurting anybody's feelings for no reason at all i'm hurting absolutely wrong people's feelings like i don't care at all about the fact that they're gain that hurts there feel if just as one word so it's enough who gives a shit but isn't it something more about somebody just being way too sensitive yes it is like is like sensitive strange people and sensitive gay people i know a lot of gay people you say the faggot in front of them they don't give a shit oh yeah abso fucking lutely and i for sure and true but it's not like saying don't swear at all you know i'm saying not like the saying
you don't call people cons or duce bags or what any other word that means exactly the same thing you know you call some guy a fag like these guys being a faggot what do you mean he's being a douchebag it's really the exact same intent yeah but it's somebody's negative thing somebody says hard ass in front of me or fat so i won't get it then the script that that's descriptive yeah so is faggot but it's not
it's not it's confused it has an ambivalent sort of meaning now that's a lot of people it could mean pussy it could mean you know it's too confused and you know luck has a great bit about it where he kind of defenses use of it and every comic friend i know says it and ari and joey when they got me my birthday cake for my forty th birthday it says happy birthday faggot that's not my birthday day cause we call it to the facts all the time it's like you know like someone bring my call me and go hello faggot you just got to know what that is in a better one that i usually say it's just like when we talk it's like fun you know it's like we were children everyone in our group one of the things that binds us all together we're all very juvenile right you know joey is the oldest one and he might be the youngest one you know i call my fleshlight a faggot all the time reasons baggot fleshlight from flesh com if my dog was doing something stupid like sniffing some fucking coyote shit i get out of their face say that to him i don't mean my dog's gay for coyote dead right you're gonna have a lot
dog dog it's too con fruit confusing a word you know i just it's not worth it is is it bit been a big deal lay ass i may have you been getting a lot of bad stuff from joining the own well most people support me on it's a strange thing too because some people support me support you know like fuck all those fucking fags they can't fucking deal with it you know keep that shit out of our face yeah that's the wrong kind of support not helping the cause baget why do you care if they want to go suck cock so they want to suck cock from guys who like their cock sock go get some who gives a shit could you man that was you if all the sudden all these gave people were telling you you had to be gay
or just complaining about the type of chicks that i was sleeping with her so it's a problem man the whole homophobia is a real problem so it's the same exact thing as any douchiness it's just racism or sexism or guys who want a roofie chicks and fucking you know and rape them whether sleeping oh it's all the same thing it's groups that hate other groups and it's just fucking and it's such a new it's like even it's old like homosexuality super old and you know very similar to you like i grew up in a very liberal environment up my mother's a lesbian i was raised by lesbians growing up sam well sound like let's talk let's let's do it talk about that but it's her mom's a faggot i know don't listen to mom but you know very similar to you like i grab him chicago area but in like you knows early eighties like lesbians in the midwest were slightly less rhythm leprechauns as far as you know you you would know it it's it wasn't as out as it is now wasn't socially acceptable i'm pretty much had to keep it under tight wraps or live in san francisco or chicago or really open area
you left me everywhere chicago it was pretty vandals tricky know its unity the line in the sand is pretty clear but you could be more out then i mean the gay pride parade in chicago is like the second biggest one to san francisco i think of when i think of liberal city i just think of new york and san francisco i mean i guess i lay yeah relays pretty oh but i mean euro as far as the whole midwest goes that's it links not saint louis anything else i'm in chicago like bright if you're going to be stuck in the mid west that's your only hope of any sort of like liberal upbringing or you know not being bombarded so then when i went to college i went to school in the midwest like southern indiana central indiana and i actually would meet people i'm at a guy who's like i never saw a real live black person till i wrestled one in high school dude that's a direct quote from this guy lonnie belva and i was just shit dude and i was just like get thought you net first of all
a real live black person like there's some sort of like animals that are like you know some it's like bigfoot or something to him but can you imagine how intimidating that must have been like there's a real guy now he's gonna try to you know take my back and shit you know i mean like the first his first meeting with a black guy any black person in his life was on a wrestling man he's probably used to those slow ass white athletes too oh yeah he probably due on string right he probably fucking john jones motherfucker exactly can move it doesn't make sense how that guy moves it's like why is he moving ten percent better than everybody else he had neck bridge and what's going up with that how come he can throw bodies around like they're little dolls what's going on with body you remember we get it can we get him into a lab what we got to duplicate this shit and we got to get a petri dish and scrapes themselves over this dude it's like after the match he's probably just like this very nice meeting your kind you know it's like do you guys remember your first first black person my what
do you guys remember your first black person that you suck with you in no i mean that's totally what i thought i mean no i knew a lot of i don't yeah i grew up you know like i grew up my you know high school graduate in classes like half a fight like black it was no big deal to me whatsoever like growing as a kid like i never really even understood racism or that's another thing that i should understand until i moved to florida and my mom my mom and i actually got an argument about it because my mom was she was a good person but when she raised me she was very you know she was twenty one she had made me too and so she didn't know shit choose a ding the kids who chairs a cape the cat like she assumed i knew everything her hand like i didn't know how people had as i did for her i did not know how that people at saxon i did know how beat babies were born into seven you never told me shit and then she goes you know and i go i don't know i go i don't know tell me tell me what it is you literally have to make fun of it i'm just gonna make fun of it tell me how people make pay i had no fucking idea and my mom i was in the car i remember this very clearly nineteen seventy barako i'm sitting in the back seat with my sister and i go
just tell me so she tells me she was there dixon appears in a moment ago i saw fuck it and right he reaches back it hits me in the head or laugh just like i knew it right i knew you were just trying to make fun of it i go i didn't know i didn't know what it meant it's a legitimate it was it one time that happened and the other time it happened was we were in florida because some kid kept talking about niggers there was some kid in my school the just kept talking about niggers like man we got here these niggers are moving in and i was like what the fuck is this guy talking about and i just moved there so i didn't want to ask questions you know i was a shy eleven year old from san francisco all the sudden i'm around alligators and shit right you know and so my mom i said what is a nigger and she's like well you up doing that don't make me tom but things i don't want to talk about and i go i'm telling you i dont know what it is she goes its its bad word for black people and i was like woe
hold on like this dude is like claiming there's some war going on between right people and black people in his mind there is that really going down out here like i was so shocked that the environment was so radically different you know say francisco to florida was fucking crazy had to be god damn special early like late eighties late seventies everybody's done they were given of bibles in school and our men strike one one kid who would like people all super over enthusiastic whenever anybody brought up religion because he wanted to let everybody know he loves the lord so like i guess like eleven so they give it a stack of bibles and i took this bob i'm like what am i doing with this shit i already had have been through catholic school i went to catholic school for first grade and i had this horrible just nasty evil none who just ruin my whole idea religion was all about so they were handed i was like this is just ridiculous shit like what the fuck are you doing here right and there's this one dude he goes i like reading the body
oh i'm so happy i can't even wait to get home i like reading the bible and i remember thing what if me and this dude were the only two people on the planet this is my thought at eleven years old looking at this kid screaming holding it up in the air he was holding the bible above his head while i was yelling this i was thinking what if we just me and this dummy and then we were the only people on earth where i live what i want to live as the only guy gets talk too that's why out of eleven wow probably not like reading the bible he never forget that dude's voice upon this article to just come on man and think about the kitten my neighborhood these to call this thing where they would knock on the door and run they used to call it nigger knock em and i didn't know that why you're so for he times i was like in front of it
doing something i pride up yeah so me and my friends like to go nigger knocking under your interest of things you like to do i remember that i still didn't realize that that was a bad word for some time until one day how older on using that word and oh my god my mom was like listen here this is a bad word but then my grandmother would be like how accurately still have colored cashiers at this this inner orbits would say the word colored all the time unlike what was that oh my goodness i remember one time a buddy of mine a roommate of mine in college we were with his grandmother but really old super super races from the south woman and there were watching tv i hat the fuck were watching but she goes
hey look at the tv look at all those people with that nigger like it wasn't even a person who's like a totally different like a toy and both of us were like whoa dude your grandma hate is like race super that's like this racism and then there's like super racism yeah that's like hanging racism totally like without even thinking about it unless those creepy creepy fucking black and white photos from the south oh yeah they're teasing yeah black people are hanging the white poster looking at them yeah just standing around looking at them nobody wasn't that long ago not that long that was not those same people are the same people that like opposed to dead deers now and like like chopped off legs of deers and that's like it's like the same kind of photos i like i'm just dead it's only two generations ago that's only that's only watered down two generations i mean that's you know forty s fifty s that shit was going down
sixty s shit still going down all over the world yeah there's people that are chopping people out for no reason all over the world it's scary shit man how about an africa where the going after albinos for witchcraft their use albino witchcraft witchcraft a word in the old shoe cats niceness in africa right dude it's terrifying there's always documentaries witchcraft in africa and these guys who are did they do exorcisms people hack up their own kids because they get convinced that kid is for you there are show sponsored by the flesh up flashlight com if you go to joe rogan net and enter in the code rogan from the link you get fifteen percent off your fresh i want to get into the flesh eye in a little bit one i'm so happy that we have the flesh light as a sponsor now because i got a new bit it's a fucking monster it's killing him hello children i'm soon saw about the family
that get into them i have many fleshlight questions coming up and soon but that keeps on with the that was a segue killer there was a segue killer where did i leave off you were talking about the business of witchcraft oh yeah a business in africa it's terrible it's really terrible these guys that are just nothing but con man they take these people and they convince these people that their kid has demo inside of what is a demon outside him i've got to get out and then they make the kid eat awful shed and they take you know they do crazy rituals but basically all they're doing is just taking money from these parents and tell me you you have to give me five thousand dollars if i have have it going going to i i mean they have just these people just lose their mind so it's like you know evangelism yeah and you have these guys have guns by the way these exorcism guys they're like armed with ak forty sevens and shit it's create thing that was like that hop ten most dangerous countries to go to africa by far eight of them or africa
eight of the top ten and in the other two were like middle east or right there i mean we're all worried about what's going on in afghanistan shit if those fucking some of those people but her though somali pirates if they figured out how to get planes and start flying two of our joint nuclear too well they get their hands on a nuclear bomb doubt why a nuclear bomb somali pirates that situation is crazy they attacked a u s warship this week did you hear about it yeah how looked are they they went after a god damn you s warship and they were in a raft did as i did they shot like rockets did they jacked everybody they arrested omen to other shit and when after the mothership sunk dad like pitch they flex on people sancho rye bread and cheese down there some other guys apparently they couldn't finally took off that goes to show you how god damn big ocean is heir of the best coastguard guard in the u s navy rather can't find you they got warships in that
find you goddamn how big is this fucking ocean but yeah these as assholes they fired on these people in a warship do tat a man s happens a lot of the shooting down of the iraqi people you gotta be worried about the people that are desperate posed us biddle so early died in old cares you know how that all get started for themselves the people's coastguard of somalia or the volunteer coastguard of somalia and what happened was the european companies were dumping alot of toxic shit in the ocean off the the coast near near where they lived and they just overfishing the fuck out of it so they are taken these fish right jumping all the shit in the at the dump the sit in the water it is all the fish the water becomes polluted they can't make a living and so they first started kidnapping these boats that were dumping shit and with were doing was taking these guys and they were bringing them and holding them for ransom because they're they losing money they can't fish anymore but then once they got to do that getting ransom money dissolution
oh jack and people rather than they turned into the this we pirates words like a big business and they're making billions of dollars they get millions of dollars every year and no one knows exactly what to do with it and it's not like writing beard them they wore hundreds and hundreds of miles out to the ocean and they had at an impossible things police dude and they thereof locators they're ready to die in those i fuck that unlike the gangsters at sea literally logan everybody around them been dying it's amazing they made made this long the pressure of making this long wondering when you're gonna guys probably staggering rise think they're around is like people getting shot head and people dying and them shooting people and twelve year olds with fucking jeanne guns gunning down p just for a laugh i mean that's that's africa all day day all day so these crazy mother fuckers are out in rafts trying to take down a u s warship that's balls it s like that working chihuahua and like a dog par going on and take up of the thing
this man working and that nothing like does going down afghanistan you know i mean what we need to can concentrate on the really crazy places mexico and africa in korea or two we got a worship to ten degree right now yeah we just need to clear that whole country down south korea is awesome don't say that the greens are up in arms litter i grew up literally areas constantly around koreans yeah me too to entice window i status teach class and crew i didn't really know how to say it i just knew how to say some of the moves and how to count i could count to like ten in korean right i don't know how to do it anymore it's like door said ned does yes you you don't remember to do it right though i wrong yeah you are like use martial arts along time like know and then what you always wanted wanted to go to korea i want to go in
and compete or just enamored with martial arts like when you were a kid that's yeah well i became obsessed with take window when i was in high school right cause it was the first thing i ever was i ever got good at it was like for me it's like my whole life we moved around a lot i didn't have friends that i didn't have friends for any long period of time because we just kept moving so by the time i was in high school i had no one who was a friend i just costly moved there so superadds cure and i needed something to make me feel like worth so i started doing take window and i got obsessed with it and was small too and i didn't like the idea of people picking on me and fucking with me so i wanted to be able to beat the shit out of people right like the only way to do that is you got to learn some karate you don't like in the movies man right they re chuck is love in my life and i kind of fucking figure out how to fight this is bullshit i'm tired of being scared it's funny that like once you start doing that that's like generally the last thing you want to do right now or fighters or have people who train because they don't have to worry first of all they're not in
secure about a man are always sizing each other up and wondering what would happen if we fought man mean that guy just five fucking kick his ass realize they're saying saying that they don't even know what they would do a plan gonna run away knock him out with the first punch what if he fucking dodges your punch comes with a counter and then shoots for a double are you ready for that you have you spot you are you really ready to fight do you really what that means in our most guys know so they're all chess puffy and in all this shit is very apt feather open here talk people down but people who train and actually fighting to do that and i want to do that to different mentality the human animal is designed for conflict that is just a fact we have hardware from thousands of thousands of years ago where you had a fight off intruders and you had to kill your own food and that's a fact in the hardware that we have today despite the fact that our lights he's not like that anymore and we have this complicated society that it provides us with supermarkets and traffic and all this other thing
the things we have to do with the bottom line is that our body is still the same fuckin body that has the same reward system set up so that all these ghosts needs needs crush things needs to kill that's like a satisfaction needs to breeze rewards that you get from killing animals when you kill an animal and eat it this primal rewards that's designed to keep you alive it's very similar to the same reward you get me fuck and you have kids if you're good because that's reward system set up to make sure you fuck you know it's all just idle we have we have this old ass hardware man app for that yeah exactly and you a lot of people have tension because they don't train because they do martial arts because they don't go unheeded punching it doesn't mean you want to hurt people doesn't when you want to just a release if that's natural right really the same reason like a lot of like peta
elias and rapists they all have that like pens up sexual energy they have like old shit they don't act can't even you shouldn't even think about martial arts in terms of hurting people when you're doing it in training you're just playing a game and the game does hurt you know but it's the game the game is you're trying to hit that person there trying to get you you try to get out of the way and counter give out the more give out more punishment than you take in a figure a strategy that can get past and figure out what to do in a gay man that's what it is it's a game using the human body in physical contact but it's a satisfying game and it does it does wonders your psyche it does wonders consent yeah it does wonders for your relaxation whenever upset about something i freak out about about things go man i probably should have worked out before i dealt with that like this thing the other day when i called this guy a faggot i guarantee you if i just worked out i went to the gym before that happened i'd have been like who gives a fuck about this dude
because i wasn't i got all fucking amped up i just wanted to crush something right right here it's just that you're not tired from working out that's a little bit of it too you know tat's what they used to say in taiwan do talk one dog guys are always my instructors to say it was korean accent there was the nicest guys castaways tired of kicking that was funny everything or you always sore two man you're always sore like my shins windows have these big giant knots on them and fucking big welts and they pop and bleed and you know you're always clashing shins and shit like think about that all day smash shins into each other checking kicks kicking people's elbows and shit and breaking your feet i broke my feet up in at least twice on my left foot so annoying man you break your foot you can't do shit it for a long time too right and you don't even get it fixed they don't even do anything they just go yet a broken foot ok there's something cracked
just i mean unless it's like some compound serious fractions that are run require massive surgery they just go yeah heal up dude you got a crack on that yeah see in two months he does a new character now called sticky fingers gonzeles i asked the convenience of that expression sticking fingers those that kind of rational argument that he added so funny because like that the whole point of it is that like summits and we will go on stage liking only whitney cummings there's a video with witty cummings doing her act and in next he comes up dressed up as a stick in sticky fingers and just does her whole active returned at the nate show like i go up after every comic and i do the stories their joke oh that's great and i was like i wrote it this a couple of days ago do you do with mexican yeah yeah got a poncho some barrow sunglasses i dare you take mustache are funny that's very funny yet yeah it's very funny you know it's fine we used to do a thing back in boston shit i forget his name
kevin riley i think was the host kevin something kevin shit kevin flynn kevin flynn was the host boston comedian and he did this thing called joe biden night because back in nineteen eighty eight a lot of people don't realize this has joe biden is our current vice president but joe biden ran for president he ran for president they found out that he had plagiarize like a ton of his fucking speeches from kennedy from jail have you do people he was repeating nobody knows any his speech a little thing will people like god damn where this before this guy's got a good writer but fuck you notices ring a bell so somebody went back and checked it check the transcript they had to check transcripts back right imagine now you you can't get away a shit shit people still try that guy that palin was supporting and plagiarized jfk too oh yeah so anyway so we used to do joe biden night at the stitches in boston where everybody would get up and do somebody else's act
it's funny that that's like president now and he was such a big joke in nineteen eighty eight that we had a night at a comedy club dedicated to him right i a while back my buddy brian jars are in a convenient we were talking about doing a standup karaoke night it's like you can like pull like other comics like names out of a hat or something and you have to try to plow through their fucking famous bits or whatever the who would you do if you had to do anybody she boy it's a good one mine is so easing hoosier jody jodi our oh ass they are the best years i would show i dude i was in an orbit michigan last week and p we're calling out for joe da's impressions oh you do hit a home run impression get in i was listening to the podcast before when you were talk telling joyed stories in your talking about how like you were in jersey after vegas and then
phone rang and you didn't know where the fuck was is i'm not gonna lie to you i never left vegas you know what's gonna happen pretty much you're gonna start being doing like twenty minutes of your act as joey dean and then joe ideas is not gonna have to do anything leave the house anymore we may just go on we'll wield him out in one of those little scooters and he can wave to the crowd and i'll talk so when he has his first stroke i'll just do great i could he and i were this gig like one hundred pounds he's gonna looks incredible man he's gonna lease out his name though like gallagher we're gonna do a fucking cartoon cocksucker that's what we're gonna do a cartoon if we do it a cartoon i would just do his voice for the whole car he wouldn't do anything but collect chat she wouldn't even have to do the voice we have to do beatings it would be maybe he'd do for us you know this is joey coco deers his tour this i live this where i feed my cats radio promos so we went down the street like this fucking guy right is that the best weed we just have ideas for
our tunisia needs ring to have always at the cats dogs should have every issues as ever in terms of this agreement are almost all of our friend matter your phone cocksucker house almost oliver front of judea as the outgoing message like when you call eddie any bravo has the fucking best outgoing voice mill message ever yet are you had to go it's all joey going fuckin crazy rehash illegal who creasy my client petty bravo is busy bee i got time for your paul shades questions and give rather rounded up i'll fuckin book learn the robber god practice it shut the fuck up your ass but no more stupid fuck it questions my cleverly tax advantages my favorite thing rises when he does his girl voice or his gave voice where something i can't get it didn't happen dude it's fuckin buying up shut up popular ass do he's going insane i've heard the message of called eddie eddie said that message for five years i've called
over and over and over again i still laugh every goddamn time i hear it anything you know you know they re run when people then i want you to change at all please and meanwhile eddies like a professional jujitsu instructor and he has people calling them up above business people and this is the message that rather than that's how much he likes it he likes it so much they want to keep it and now it there on the time buy the book shove it up their ass i think he's doing crazy red face spit flying you can hear at all did he's the bed it's one of those comics that it's like no matter who you are it's like following d you're just like well i mean just roll up my sleeves cause i bring him everywhere everywhere it's the most fun it's the most fun because when i go on stage the audience is already holland by the way joe dies and i are gonna be doing a new year show at mandalay bay and we just picked this up it's a big
place it's like seventeen one thousand seven hundred seats and so you're gonna hear me talking about it some more if it gets annoying it's just because i have to sell one thousand seven hundred tickets but it is a the weekend of the ufc so the night before it's new years and then there's a ufc the next day so you're gonna hungover watching dudes get fucking pounded on new year's date is a us yeah it's new year's day on january one st that's that's the saturday and new year's eve is a friday night so be me and joe is at some new theater thing that they got going on at mandalay bank bad yeah but it's gotta be fun as fuck trying to think of other we could do i was gonna bring a dj almost gonna bring a dj on stage because i heard that russell peters does that and it's kind of fun i was like maybe that would be at the end of the night have like a fucking cool dj but they don't want to do anything like that you have to clear the place out trying to think of what else you know a new year show we gotta think of something that makes it more interesting is that it just to show you know what he is
maybe about how about i come on stage and fuck a fleshlight or how about doing a live just fucking through his head to it or do a live just putting it out there do a live that's a good idea yeah maybe but the problem is vague is so fuckin short attention span it's not really the place to do a pot carrying on upon us everywhere on stage just show you about things there's gonna be people yell and this can be weird i may we may be could do that ask an empty chris insecurity but see what i'm saying is that we may be did that then it would be hard to get up and do stand up iran i rise go away and you start doing your act afterwards will be weird because it but don't change pay ivf how can it be like all of a sudden i'm in fucking performance mo i knows he even those with an empty chris what about him i wonder if he would ease whom your type louisa he's a fun party i'm sure i'm sure is
if i wanted to like if i wanted music though i want some rock and roll i'd want some crazy band i would like those those fucking those seventies guys steel panther and love them to do it but i'm sure they've got their own game yeah i'm sure they do those guys they killed it those like they've been killing for a long time that's a fun i think they have a television show in development now do they yeah i think i heard that isn't it crazy that that just came back like with the thunder right it used to be like you know like someone who's into that music was embarrassing opt outs to everything does that though everything does it didn't i don't know if it used to happen that way i think this is a a new phenomenon that's why i'm gonna wait til the word faggot comes back in i'm just gonna hold on to it in it's not coming back the word it's getting softer as people get ease it is life gets easier and easier people come up with more things to be upset about you know as if life is very very hard you don't waste your time on bullshit you don't think about bullshit you got allow shit going on your but when life
easy and it's easy to get food and it's easy to get fast it's easy to be lazy and it's easy to do a job you don't really like and waste your time away then you start looking for things to getting right then you start going i don't like your tone right well and also like if i can bitch about you and what you're doing it takes the light off of anything that i'm fucking to fingers you know yeah yeah you're a piece of shit i can make you look bad you have no idea how bad i look yeah that's a weird thing when you you have a disagreement with someone and you say hey man like why are you you know you're doing this this is kind of fucking me up yeah well you always fucking do this with that right this what's up with that you know we aren't even talking about that we're talking about you right now that textbook yeah why are you going immediately to jumping pointing the finger at me trying to even the score no if you don't talk you don't talk about you want to obviously to your fucking podcast but so what what like prompted you to just possibly to be like
get or whatever the fuck i just talk the details no dosh back like that all the tie with this guy he yeah yeah yeah what happened what what's the poll are sort of talks about it it's just this is what it's all about it's about negative mixed martial arts reporters there's a few these guys that are trying to do this sort of jim roamed thing with china like salt guys laws assaulting shit possible that's like their whole stick the problem is you're dealing with someone who's putting their emotions their physical health their future and and possibly there the quality thinking on the line every time they step into that case there's nothing more now and these guys who are reporting on it are making a living off of these guys taking these chances and performing right and you must respect that in my world i think that is one of the most important things it's like that's someone who's very vulnerable i mean it doesn't seem like the because these destroyers and these killers that's a very vulnerable place too big and to be shitty and to be do to do these guys and do it anonymously just ado
as a person who doesn't know anything about martial arts and this is my problem i hate that should not turn this guy is like worst guy ever at it he's like his whole all of his stuff he writes is like negative all of it is is the perez hilton of us exactly you know he's doing it his stick well he picked on me and he picked on me about something he said that i was incorrect about a technique which was correct about so decided you know i'm tired of this guy's bullshit so i just attack them right right right so i just you know i called him a faggot probably negated and allow people's eyes all the positive things yeah goes home do that in its present that's how i felt i mean that's what did it when i'm sanum and you know and look and people like what do you hate that guy i don't hate anybody i just don't want them to behave that way i don't know him it might he might not be anything like that thomas this guy might be a nice guy that might be just what is trying to do you know i have now
de i don't hate him but i hate that form of journalism it's a terrible thing it's it's wrong it's unfair it's it's out all always negative energy for no reason sensationalist and i have no problem with people critiquing people's technique like if you say you say you're talking about a particular fighter well he never really developed outside of the one dimensional wrestling type fighter he just he's not really developed a stand up he just likes to take guys down and you know if that's just a fact that's just a fact right but but this is not what this guy's doing it's like insulting like these same really shitty nasty things about people and then when they lose like healed tweet them and say see i told you he was as is waiting to get it back taken at arouses heavyweights matt mitre own and joey beltran or i too will motherfuckers too by the way joey belts on is the shit that guy is a cool
he's like a really really nice guy and he's a dj and a paracon he does like bar misfits and shit okay my man's out there grinding all right and this guy's just talking about how he's gonna get fucked up and how he doesn't belong in the ring with his other guys just in the way he said it was super duchy so joy john response and even how we respond to it is like thanks a lot that's a lot of help or something along those lines right after he loses this dude sends a tweet out there was something like you know apology accepted because i was right you got your ass kicked it's like man you're just fucking with a vulnerable person man for now and although vulnerable person that can kick your fucking ass yeah and it's like i said there's nothing wrong with critiquing their their technique or critiquing even their character their behavior if they're after acting in a certain way and they're acting duce or something like that's nothing wrong it being honest but when you just start
everything is just attacking a negative there's no joy and praise like what do you even watching that shit for you know you're not it doesn't seem like your enjoying all he's just trying to make a name for it i mean it's a great now do you set of your mom but could you remember when jim rome got famous yes for doing was when i was with with jim ever it was back of the rams and he had him on the show and he kept calling him chris or like his radio show and jim came onto the show pissed off and like you know i'm here to set this regon straight you're gonna quit doing that right in front of him yeah he's like whatever chris and he's like say it again and he waited for like three seconds in any goes chris and he wrote an fuckin everett
lips the table over on him in nigeria and duty was famous ever since this guy just waiting for somebody to ryan throw one punch adam so he's law in the nearest more you can compare jim rome to an internet blogger but you don't say about but that would be the best thing that can happen it is fuckin asshole it's nothing i don't have you well i take it easy it's this thing when they're trying to just beget attention where i only by is negative shit in its own right there's no joy for it is no and it can work for some guys like you work for romania can work for some guys but it's it's you now it's fuckin shitty man it's shitty it's a visa big difference between a guy losing a basketball game which sucks and a guy get his aspect ok aren't you nobody has felt worse than brok less thereafter kane valaskas beat the fuck out of all probably no one has ever lived that's about is but outside of losing a loved one that's about
bad as you can feel it physically and it's and emotionally probably more so additionally yeah it's as bad as being fired from a job you love i mean he just got the fuck beat out of them and humiliated but a guy who smaller than him animals is big giant fuckin goliath of a man and a heavy favor he's pretty favorite like three to one or something yeah you gotta respect that man you know you got to you got to appreciate the fact that this guy took this crazy fucking chance and yeah he did it for money and yeah you know this is what he chose to do for a living that's actually true but no one feels that bad if they lose a basketball game you want to shit on basketball players it's really a different thing man right totally even then you know you shouldn't be doing that critique their their character critique their technique critique critique their ability to prefer well that's all well and good but we start just salting people unjust wanting to feel like shit in a way with your your commenter i totally being inconsistent inconsiderate of this person's feelings right it's like like everybody knows that by the way i've all been we've all been guilty as comics of comics out of someone i'm sure you've made for
someone out there sure but i mean you know that's what look a little bit different i mean you can meet is solely about people have measured and eliminating shit after its mean shit in the past about people sick of comedy that i wouldn't say now in her i think i'd like to think about it you mean in stand up you would say it now or you right like now i look at it and i go what do i give a fuck about is that guy's doing it well i feel like a lot of that is like growth in your own like act and you as an ardent off early on you start you know that something you probably earlier than later when you know when you start getting better at stand up and you stuck in better it by it's also you just consider why am i why i upset at this in writing i know it's is jointly jerry shy or what achieved here tonight about monetary liable to have some of what was it like this you have no joke i wouldn't do that one if i had suggested today really such a funny joke because you're not really playing him a character of him i would do it differently i don't know but i wouldn't i would not not do the andy kaufman
darwin she doesn't pass delegated some very few people that verily i don't know you started a billionaire ok in old billion in an old billionaire did she really get money though would ever have one that you're gonna die before that i'll go worked well yeah i think the law i think she died i think she overdose before when others litigation her family is like we're going to see you to the end of time if they can an older row maybe the here that rich dig it easily nettle texas monnier attack slimy alexius out assassins you could indirectly and even if they didn't indirectly they provide drover two fuckin why like let's just keep this in the court till she kills herself what i'm saying i mean she's yeah you know like she's that type into it i mean obviously it's also where that her son died two found that weird well lively if you find out this is like some crazy conspiracy it probably is
not more than tower seven we should call alex jones up right now yeah right we should call alex jones right now what the fact is that your alice jones impression oh no that was joe is that is what i want is a bit like joe ideas to rats heroin is a video commoner rhetoric but for the fact that one of the year one where he was on the radio show just lost that radius three never happened i'm editing apart right now that's pretty funny it has to do with censoring words where we went to a radio station and they wouldn't let joe say the word reach hard which we thought was but he could say everything else but you know you're not a chance everything else public retards a new one yes while they call it that because our word now reads they are where so the irish i've gotten tweets while sagging replace that the effort replaced the inward another our words replacing the f word
like i said something about myspace that i went back and i looked at my myspace page and like it was an abandoned child that i left in a retarded forest that's what i wrote right and and people raining raining down on you i got a bunch of tweets like i can't believe used the r word i'm not kidding man i'm not kidding it's the fucking r word like i oh they said that in the to the r word yeah when i can't believe you use the r word this what my mom used to say to me if i did something wrong don't be a retard right there gay homosexuals what's what you mean retarded amusing like retard faggots deal you said gay gay homosexuals i mean i mean emmy handicap you're too hot talking right now yeah i fucked up that this god he's got a handicapped gay people there you think oh maybe yeah i don't know i it makes sense can't shit role it deserves had just one if it works out
that would be something that you would have to be a hundred percent to know that your gayer whom i would have its theirs i got a definition of queer fella on the underground told me what cuirass casino one of the acronyms of lesbian it's like l b g t to q stands for queer and queer means not particularly attracted to anything attracted to whatever like something it'll be sexual how is that different than bisexual right how is that different and bisexual that's it's the same thing right it's just ignorant people this is it this is just showing you what a bunch of fucking pussies we are that somebody let them put that in some of them this too is an bisexuals there's enough do we have enough there's no no i'm not represented i'm queer i'm not decided i'm not bisexual meanwhile most offensive gay boys ever there it is right right right here it is my gave way from now on i want to do
gave voice like a business man that's why they re you should do like that you have any eyes this man don't feel represented a mine had been quit i like it interpret repay no not always likes it wherever he likes it sometimes in my mouth sometimes up my ass it's like what can i mean that's just someone just pushing it that's what that is that's pushing it you can't tell me that's different than bisexual do people just want to label people have to label you like what her how could you call queer how is that different than bisexual there's no other if that's the definition if that's the definition of it days there's no i'm going basically by the way just off some dude on a mess border yeah he's probably not the most reliable but something about it man i'm like i think that might be correct man i don't know so cause like growing up i always thought and this is just i mean i don't know where this came from in my head a grown up for me where was i just like he you're just not quite straight
you mean you're not totally now that i'm not i grab queer in boston was was is another version of fact yeah yeah yeah yeah supervisory this way we're is games queer and there was no clear that in the main no arson embodiment native loggers queer it was never like the look of these queers over here look of his wants a gig as that would sound odd if there is ok guys it would be like a lot of guys it's who faggots a lot of guys i wouldn't say queers fags yeah i guess wasn't big for me growing up that wasn't a big queer was but fagots was kind of sure like yeah it's a college yeah well it's it's my almost was a big won t ask you got the honeymoon way even that was like the same thing really is a mean there is really no argument that it's not it's like a desensitizing sort of an attitude to use all these different gates
there's really no argument but why are they so fun to use right it's annoying you know why it's because of what you said earlier it's like when you're growing up as a kid it's just fun because you forbidden be saying it yeah right it's taboo right there a part of your vernacular it becomes a part of your vernacular so you know as an adult it's just like ingrained in you to be like throw it out there because it has that edged it's gotta extra notch actual not the jaguar like cut hasn't it no that's why i like using to love it one of my favorite words yeah you yeah that's all all the bottom of the barrel doyou call somebody a dumb unit the look is great and i've had that's a shutter of say unfollow i cannot believe you ostrog tory language towards women mean while i was talking about a dude right people unfollow me because i use word cut but i use at least once a week just a weed out the bitches nobody's on my twitter and then you can't handle to get out of yes yet right
because people assume that most people you know twitter if in in the public eye i had a really represent how they actually talk learning they give you some like was ashton kutcher said contin his twitter yeah you know what i mea i'm sure your hangout with ashton kutcher and you have a couple of drinks and smoke a joint with them content yeah of course yeah you know he's gonna talk about this dumb cunt something everybody does man all the queer he probably says queer a lot it's fun these queer cunt i think women that get upset at that women get a set at using the word cunt those are there's her extra county are brutal that's what i'm talking about they're brutal they must be brutal yeah you are give me a chick that likes to be called a cut in a sack and now talking about in life one particular chick you're talking about a particular chick you can't call a particular one to cut that degrades the entire your population of re humans with vaginas really that's ridiculous
it's like me being upset if you call some guy a douche bag or call some guy right a dick brunel what guy would stand up and go i can't leave you talk in that way about about all doing your hegel now guy with that no nobody nobody it's like that fucking dare you talk about men like that at weak ass then some people will say to you like you hate women you know but imposing i had this argument to not argument rather low brain had this discussion and he was an argument with some and comic and he goes soon as soon as the argument got goes she goes
you hate women and he goes that's really funny because everyone has ever said that to me i hate well i think that's just a weapon very specific woman uses that with a political correct weapon that's when i've been backed into a corner i'm gonna throw that out there just because it's so tap you know it's like oh no i don't want you to think that about me now it's i hate your type of women that's what i hate it's a bitch thing to say it's a weak ass you know i a fake magic spell you hate women right is that what it is yeah you're annoying all women are you exactly the same every single fucking woman on the planet it's exactly the same there's no variation i have hate for all of you just because you're annoying yeah
so weak and they just try that's the same thing as what's going on with this binds with this whole like faggot comment no i disagree really disagree well first of all all i hate women all they're trying to do is put you on your heel right trying to make you feel like there's something wrong with you they called you on it you hate women of course you do and they look stick with it right you know and you don't even know no i don't hate women i hate you no no no i'm sure i can tell you hate women i see what you're doing you hate women that you women thing that's them being weak that's all that is that some trying to look for some reason why you're wrong crime reason why you're bad some giant blankets meant to label you but some of in fact i mean that legitimately is a slur for four homesick right is you know even if you don't use it that way and it is that way and even if brian calls me up like what's up faggot and i'm like how dare you what we're gonna go eat you know like that's how we talk right it's not it's not a slur at all by then but right
that's a term of endearment it's actually opposite yeah exactly too many meanings too confusing some people but that's totally different than you hate in rome and saying that it is that's just the ultimate stupid trump card it's like i called it called the women it's so dumb it's like no no dude ever says that fucking chick she hates men or if they do if they're guys who can't get laid that does happen or dudes got fucking lesbians to guys oh that's just those guys are just right i love that it was the body that it's always somebody else's fault that a guy can't get laid too you know what i mean it's just chick was a bit just a dude right now it wasn't the way you were acting you dumb asses because she was a bitch right this dude that i used to hang out with a long time ago and he used to always do that he was brutal first of all you hit on anything and right girl in whatever they do the fuckin lesbians like literally fuckin lesbians he'd be angry and looked
shit right meanwhile she's leaving with another dude hey let me ask you this man your mom's gay was like in like high school and junior high when dudes would make lesbo jokes does it allow me to i would like a joke on my stand up that you know two chicks making out the hardest thing in the world to let your mom you know i mean then it's just you know i mean it's like no true right it was so true that is so weird so it's like dude like growing up or like especially in college time you know when girls start like getting really like sexual and stuff like that girl i would always wind up dating girls would always want to be like i made out with a couple of chicks before trying to that would matter to me but i i grew up with that being no big deal chick on chick porn does nothing for me bro you know what i mean it's almost in a weird way it has a fucking weird like i can't okay please let it dude i hope it dude walks in the room soon the black guy anyone in ninja exactly how about throwing an animal i know anything with a nick right exactly somebody with a boner please walk in so was it common knowledge amongst all your friends some of them yeah some of them now but like i said like i grew up in the midwest and it was very taboo and it's like dude what kind of part of the midwest northwest indiana right on lake michigan michigan city like twenty minutes outside chicago you know we did a show in indiana in indianapolis nap town they booed john cougar melon camp a mile
is that dude he lives right there do you believe that dude i can believe i can put his ass they put his big ass fucking head on that screen a giant screen and you're that strange he since i was a deer hundreds of something good it's hard core something that we know you really don't like that area the two hundred me i mean i have nothing against totally against than it is exactly what you think it would be so really we did this whole like their roommates fucking cover up you know what i mean and just let the un sink think shit i grew up with a buddy that had an obviously game other sure and we were like man you sure your mom's not gay no my mom's not a would like fucking deny it to the death meanwhile his mom had short hair okay and she lived with this woman who was two hundred and fifty pounds who would wear of them
a sleeveless vest right where sleeveless shirt underneath it changing the oil in the car in the back yeah and she had these big sloppy like truck driver man arms i think you're gonna see she was horrific she was a big giant man thing right she lived with this guy's mom with my friend josh's mom and i was like dude what's up man you're my no my mama gay i don't care i don't care if your mom's gave you gotta tell me that your mom's gay because otherwise crazy when we're never gonna be honest about anything right right like i know something it's like you know if you're gonna lie about hat's obvious you're gonna lie about everything you're kicking up my sandcastle i'm showing up at school every day with a dress on do you believe i'm a girl no you would say you're a dude with a dress the fuck man i know i'm a girl come on let's say no we can't hang out anymore because now you're talking crazy yeah right your mom's gay so it was like when we were like fucking fifteen
yeah i mean that's you know growing up that that was sort of you know my sister was my sister was very like would just talk about it all the time very open with all our friends about it i just kind of just like never said shit if anybody would ask anybody in my buddies a talk we know we would talk about it no it was really no big deal but it's just like one of those things where especially when younger i mean do that's like back then eighty one is eighty fucking midwest that's like wake up with a burning cross in your yard kind of shit you know what i'm saying for real like i knew a dude when i was thirteen thirteen i was fourteen i was fourteen right he was a gay hustler he was afraid of a friend of mine and they would like they would do drugs together this guy had like a real coke thing i think this guy got him this and we were all hanging out one night i was like what did that guy do he was a little older than us whose like seventeen right and is like makes money just do allow shit that he should be doing is my friend jimmy whose to talk like a code like that is a real luke
our construction guy dear everything's very vague so eventually found out this guy was like he stupid he doesn't do it anymore he's done with it he was like a gay hustler what exactly is a gay hustler dude sucks like you go out with rich dudes and suck their dicks right i give you money right you hang out with them you know you hang out with them like for the night and you you make it look like your party and you're like a party boy and you go from one place to another and that's how you make your living that's what this dude does he wasn't gay apparently just a problem of drugs baghdad i was less secondly a dead as was the strangest fuckin thing i was like i guess i was fifteen at the time had even been sixty now i think about ass boston mesmer about ivan yeah so he might a bit old or another think about it because i think i was driving at times i must have been sixteen but it was present highlighting sharing baroness what it so you get to see a shitty choices you know that's one
growing up you get to see a lot of shitty choices like i'm talking about this in the podcast that i never did coke because my friend jimmy his cousin was was selling it and his cousin never left the attic him and his girl just they had an apartment in the attic boarded up window oak and fucking hid from the world and he lost like fifteen pounds and they just look pale as fuck they always looked like death and i was like this dude is like disappearing to this drug this is nuts so i thought okay that shits off domain right any drug that where your teeth start falling out you know what i mean like heroin crack coke it's like grind i draw the line where your teeth start falling out i mean it's something bad when you see somebody they just don't have teeth they don't give a fuck you just like have you ever slept next to somebody that just ground their teeth at night like really bad like i sound like marbles can their dress man that's dress that's some i think tmj through this win disease my dennis says i dont grind my teeth but i'm a clincher like like i'm just always tight time
that means you thinkin about taking the asking your prepping ripping your bit i see all your dreams are about you taking the ass it's probably big black dicks too that's probably well it's weird when i did salvia that seemed like that's what i was doing is pillow biting thing going out what it is man tell us thinking about you got a mouthful of pillow it chopping down calling me a faggot no not calling you face at all i use that word you putting words in my mouth you no it was our obligatory black dick reference there's there's a thing on the rogan board with it like how many times would joe bring up black dick this podcast right on but juvenile motherfucker i think we're at four so far i'm not stopping either all right i'm forty three years old or still have a wall china where a backwards baseball hat i'm a child with juvenile old m forty three going on seventeen apparently i don't have to grow up any more than this it's like why just because my body's aging i'm supposed to change this is the stuff that i like i mean i've evolved but should i like i still like right and he came up
dixon ass those wanting to todas walked up in the options to the others one thing this in the video and have talked about this but it is so good i have to talk about the air he gets up he he's talking smuggling weed under his balls and alex is going crazy and this is how he gets up i'm the middle crying laughing ass you describe in his ball is by left ball bigger than my right ball because i'm right handed i thought i had cancer for a couple of wees anyway that weeds under my balls and it's stinking announced shows going no no he's going yes jeff and he's like you said no like quit talking about this shit yeah yeah he's talking about smuggling weed balls the alex jones show which is like he has like ron paul and his show like a lot of like serious presidential candidates and tea party people and go on the alex jones show and joey deais talking about smuggling weed under his balls and then when he done he stands up and he's got this thing going on with his fingers he goes joe das facebook twitter check yourself before you wreck yourself big
in the ass is bad for your health and then you just walk and then he goes stay black is that the most important thing and he something walks out of the studio and me crying beat beat red in the face i can't catch my breath i'm crying like often in algiers guarantee citing the devil the poor fuck it was one of the greatest you know that's what makes me laugh man i'm sorry i i am a very deep thinker when it coming one is i mean that's that sounds like something twentieth see a very deep i think about a lot of shit it's not not juvenile i think a lot about space and about you know scientific discoveries and you know and then you know what is life and what is this all about and the big philosophical questions i think a lot about all that stuff but when it comes to last thing like silly laughter i like my shit dumb
a lot of shit do clever i like clever thrown in there with it like i loved in my own act i love to have clever stuff i love that like really wellcrafted piece it's weird and strange and then mix it in with some jst silly ass dick jokes right right i mean just like eight premises in my act were a dude somehow the wands have blown so i yeah i mean i that's what i think is funny right i'm just a child i'm a fucking so juvenile what comes to my sense of humor right and i think everybody i mean everybody has like yo you learned a laugh it's weird hiccup debt only like humans the human animal has from being surprised it really is worth a lot like magic like magic you spend disbelief and like when you stand up or even just joke telling it's like people think they know where you gonna go right your brains constant trying to be ahead of you and when you whip it on em it creates
weird hiccup it's the only human you know what i mean yeah so it's very old i mean it's old you know you can just care babies when you scare babies at that age they hit a certain age well laughter becomes you know in their in their life and when you like you startle a baby and actually laugh that's only one type of laughter like joey das you know exactly what's coming it doesn't matter it's right funny sure there's no tricks right you know i'm saying he's like no but that is not and i'm like grandma please but don't bump get it so you thought it was gonna be a nervous that's really like ranma right like trick again yeah no that's i'm totally ageing wih you where it's just like there's something about that other kind of laughter where it's like you're laughing at it just because it's just you know it's just funny the way that the person is just a cartoon he's so cartoony yeah i love listening to him talk there's a bunch of different ways for things to be funny or reasons why teats are funny right now it's a the most important thing is find find the most find the most things ironic things are funny like like movies
intentional comedies like grizzly man we're talking about that before the show right right how funny grizzly man is how funny kelly is that's really funny but it's a different kind of funny right it's like oh my god he's serious like i can't believe yeah exactly yeah i mean there's a bunch of different kinds of funny but that's the key if you want to be a happy person have it many of those in the mix as possible and this is written with a problem of big crumbs i have those alternative comedy guys is a lot of guys that they become much of comedy so yeah can't and what they're doing is and they're upset of him when he talks about sex like i know this one guy who got upset at a friend of ours because he talks about sex a lot and he's like man you're better than that one by resorting to cheap jobs like that guy is a sexual deviant this is what he thinks about all the time yeah i can't they just talk about sex and you know like what do you care it's like there's a lot of people
that don't allow certain things to be funny because they feel like it's beneath them and it's such a subjective thing like that's it's funny that you mentioned i was talking about this earlier with with might even be the same person we're talking about er here but you know it's such a subjective thing like there's always all these comedy sanfrancisco comedy competition and shit it's like how can you beat like a judge clever cuts like joe ideas will never win one of those but i don't know absolutely yeah it's like how do you judge something that is so opinion based like everybody you know you might find this funny or that funnier it's all turn of communism where they are so judge mental in china and that such a it's a country defence in his defence mechanism like allow those people can't they don't take there in an hour
besides by clubs or they can get into the review clause regular seen in a developed as clicking little circuit right where they just look down on every boy you know who i was i air for the beginning of that alternative come i murmured went very well well known or not i bet you dont because i was there in cambridge massachusetts had the catch rousing style arose start with what they meant out here is really david cross david our started all but what he was doing is very different than what's going on now what's going on now is a lot of people are really basically doing standard stand up it yesterday stand up where they don't exert a lot of energy and they try to be like a certain they try to have a certain amount of you know clever cost into their comedy your reference reference now they try to have really well written stuff they try to impress you know comedy right geeks with sure like i'm solidarity would cross was he did a lot of weird shit man he was taken a lot of chances like some of it didn't but i always appreciated that he was doing it it was always really interesting to me like i remember one time i went to catch and i was waiting to go on stage and he was doing this crazy thing when i walked in the room
where he was just here exercise video not video rather an audio tape that was telling him how to stretch out right and he was like doing it and commenting like wow it really does feel like it's stretching me out right it was so strange well it's very that didn't know what to do they didn't know whether they should laugh right whether they should very like he was but he was like really committed to it and the way he was behaving was like the crowd should be on the same wavelength as him like wow this is really stretching me out like was this weird sort of performance art thing that he was doing right and and it didn't really work that good but i remember thinking like wow this guy's like doing some interesting shit it makes you think like i'm doing like kind of cut and dry like stick and stand up like maybe what i'm doing is not as interesting as this guys do right makes you see makes you see like how broad the actual spectrum is what you can get away with what you can say how you can make anything funny versus like right he was
fucking around was experimenting but that was that was in my opinion that's real true alternative stand up his eye for an eye a bunch of different things he was doing there was just one example but he was very creative he did a lot of different things like that what i see a lot of people calling alternative stand up is like stand up commie that you we expect from someone is into alternative music that it's almost like they've seen the same clothes sure comedy right it's like wear this outfit and now you're a comedian right and do what you think you know those guys would appreciate that were to hit for the room but that's exactly what it has become it's not saying that's what it is and you know because i think originally started to sort of like a like a counterculture thing to stand up comedy boom yeah of the eighties and in our even early nineties than you you got dislike spin off thing with cross and odin kirk and in all those kind of guys which were kind of doing a counter to stop you couldn't get away with with doing
bobby which is not sunrise material longer premises locking about shit even worse or port at a cloud we under smart yeah sure at a big and sometimes go liking austin play as like that and it what happens is it just about watered down you got all these people they like i want to be like that right so they start it became a cookie cutter situation you're so right you know what i mean and now you're not getting really true alternative comedians you're getting fans of true alternative comics doing like material you know and i think i think it's caused sort of a i don't know i think it's cause more like a push back to like you know tradition if there is a lot of them do traditional standup exactly that's what i mean that's different right they're doing stand up they're just doing premises they think an alternative guy or gal
like it it's a pillow fight all the feathers are out of that pillow unanimity in a bunch of people just swing in empty pillow case is yes i can i can tell you now it's like they're putting on an act told us the energy it is because that thing you know it's it's an over saturated it's over saturated but there is there is a good argument though for having a place where the that kind of comedy gets a chance to grow i think it's a necessity i think our mental comedy i totally during all at alternative is like a good move yet to figure i mean got to be some the real problem with our our whole thing is a comedy just like one thing it's like no one just goes on music like what kind of music is this rock and roll is a country it's like what we deal with is like symphony and rock and roll are all lumped in together as one thing right and it's what gets on before you really makes a big difference if joe dies goes on before you and just starts talking about you know pulling
heads out of some girls butthole yeah stuffing is getting to getting two points on his weight watchers eating as i'm licking a monkey from behind i'm sticking my nose and a wrestle i'm doing the pigeon because that's a chicken but what the fuck right i mean if he's doing that and then you want to go do that stretching video people are gonna throw glasses it absolutely you can't do the two of them on the same stage it doesn't mean some people that might not want to see that weird thing and maybe they're not into like overtly ridiculously sexual juvenile material does a taste issue right that's why into the same reason the like these common competition things are bolshevik as you can't how can you you know it's like such a fuckin opinion based thing of what funny and what do i like and it's your own personal taste who's gonna be like that guy the winner right dad joe you know i mean it's like whoever musics the same way though i mean if you really think about people who judge like rolling stone i said the cities like five stars when you know to another person that cities the best fuck
see the involuntary added what you know what you dont have is like you know the rolling stones having you know schlep all their gear up to seattle to just like you know compete against every other new ban for it to be able to put on their razumihin wonderfully addle ban competition or whatever very ever comic though that does mean so that's what i'm saying it really does mean early at a club and it says on the marquis you know jason t ball winner of the seattle comical optician bear i know a lot of good people i mean up those very like a really help when our magical on sam cisco account competition due to be launched him into a lot i mean we very good friend of mine good buddy you know that was you know that don't you know cause it gets it matters to industry to work with our magical we work together at the old cobb's the old cars tiny and sensing room it was like one hundred and fifty seats it was awesome yeah san cisco great all cops was the shit dude it was like one of the smaller rooms in the country and it was so there was a bigger place that i was working at now i'd rather work at the small place was like so cool but then somehow
other caught on fire some shit nay they moved out something happened there doubt they move to the jut moved out might have made up for or the fire part might have happened after them it might have been the new company that took over because it became the gre room afterwards right but then they open up cobs the new cobs which is it's way better because more people can get to see it it's a way big crowd it doesn't have that like personal kind of like you know there's something about being in a room with like two hundred people you know like when you're in the or at the comedy store and it's a face it's like maybe one hundred and ninety or something with a set something like something like that less than two hundred that shit is magic man when you get to a tight packed group of people like that and it's a low ceiling and it's a dark room everybody's in there and it's like so on the best is like when you're doing do you remember how dublins used to be do you used to do that gig was k but dublins had that bar where people would be talking yeah but i mean where it was just like a wall of people around you that was the best i do love doing dublins yeah there's a lot of arguments at dublins about stealing material
i remember a lot of that a member language our goods the fuck away from me a lot of people did like workin errand place got closed down for noise ordinance reasons really yeah that's why all the people all the houses right up in the hill no yeah that's why they close that and then wind up having to sell it or something wow no i don't even know it now it's like one of those duke baggy clubs like my club bullshits that are all over there there's a lot of those man that is one of the you know as you get older you know the whole club scene like where's the cool club to go to let's try the vip and like that is like one of the do she is thinking and i never got into that in my body may i hate you can't hear share can't talk to you it's one thing if level why would you want to do our friends right a bad like been member when you and me and dug bench in and who else is with eddie and went to skype are not an ogre briar edward had the dance yeah where was that it was in one of the clubs in vegas but who else was it was you me i know was one of the comic vincent
sorry sorry their highly nothing was there was any
we it was like six of us and eddie it's triple triple and eddie and and eddie's girlfriend and a couple of other people that we knew and we were just had a bunch of drinks and we were dancing and being silly and making videos with each other and that was fun sure yeah it was fun it was we were all together right otherwise you can't you don't you can hear a fucking thing anybody saying right i got to take that and you have a weirdo conversations where you're talking in the guy's ear directly and you never know who gets to talk right so you'll try it the wrong time and sometimes you come really close to kissing because you're so close you're like no i told them it's cool it's not man are you short dude i feel like you meet in the middle and you're like touch noses and shit that happens on the ear all the time too yeah we definitely hit the ears exactly it's like hot hot drinks are like fourteen dollars french you have like for drinks breath smells like shit yeah if you had two drinks your breath smells like shit period because you'd
can poison and your bodies producing these we're i acids go what is all this shrinking shit how much food we haven't had a sop to shit up right right clubs they're only good if you're on ecstasy in those clubs that's where it's at because you here i see just yet places are built for draw it wasn't bad because we were super baked we were super do right in your altogether sector with your buddies and not just like that like the worse on the club like that is like you in your body go to joint like that trying to pick on checks or whatever risk of agenda viewed it was it was nightmare when i was like you know in my twenties or early thirties i thought of doing it now is like five off that's where that culture of man hating comes from it comes trying and trying and trying to getting shit what's true it's also trying to get women and failing to trying and failing trying to feel and then developing a resentment like my friend used to call girls lesbians he was really just an unattractive dude and
really had a hard time getting girls and so he was constantly getting this negative feeling right right right so he developed this and it's being you don't even get to see your personality you don't even nobody's even getting to know anybody you try and talk to each other it's purely like lust animals noise and move the vibrations at and then alcohol for shitty decision making right and go against your dick so your dick starts getting hard now you all your taking out the right its purely caveman my shit referred it turns into like just your dna to start acting on the dumbest should ever did you see that shit that that they could down at they closed on down of the terminals last night for like a few hours because his woman start like down on the ground and had to call the ambulances and stuff she ate a pot cookie and
really he blacked out yeah she black out or did something learn god accidently at one or so she did these rookies are gonna fuck it up for everybody but they love pumping that up in the media too because of this busiest you know busiest travel day ever though imagine being waiting in line to go on your plane some chick couldn't handle a pot cookie is that really true yeah do you have a new story son iason nbc for los angeles i have a bit that's a true bid that i'm working on right now that i just want recently about circle pot cookie and i got on a plane but the plane was delayed when we were headed to londo i was sitting in the lobby of the plane in the waiting area what's it called what is it that you're actually on the plane waiting to get on the plane gate have you seen at the gate and see and amazon so baked i'm some so paranoid freaked out
thinking about my mortality thinking about what will the earth ever explore what happens if a meteor comes would they tell us some looking at in ufos or typical joe rogan thoughts right that's super super super bright right a point where i'm like whoa i am way too high to be sitting by myself in the airport waiting to get to you know watching cnn you know but but i got through it and i was fine but we did it with ari i gave aria breast trips i gave something allegedly and he on the plane and he was like or it wasn't even me i didn't give it was before he got on that's it it was because by the time we on the plane he told me that at the moment first gonna play before it took off he was seriously considering running up to them and ask them to let him off the plane because i had to keep it
right i can absolutely see it recently absolutely like i did it again i just i was like wait you no no like he ate again before he got on the plane i'm like see to me that happened to me once on a plane and i was splashing water my face and thought was gonna die went the bathroom ten times and i thought it was going to really have to tell them the same thing like i need to land i think i'm having you know panic attack but he he did like two weeks later he just went right back into the saddle like oh eat another couple cookie and he freaked out again i don't know if he freaked out or not but he the fact that he went back to it so quickly now dude he went back to almost being arrested
federally arrested in making this plane late and you know and all this i would have got arrested to him sure oh yeah right i check the so who else is on his ticket you got something yeah come on once you tell me what happened here i'm like i don't know i live with the guy now guy showed up blasted he's got an issue i know i'd arrest him too if i was here yeah but i'm with everybody else man when you start fucking eating cookies and making everybody else hold up for two hours because your funky ass can't take it right you know you know they have a problem in amsterdam where they're starting to ban edibles from come offee shops because people we're fucked means political space cakes fucking muffin you just disappear right stop being stop being jason banning it from tourists to now that they're doing it in some places in some places they're doing well that's a tricky thing about edibles you just never know when you're going i did that on our dover gig in his eye you know you know marijuana show did in down at the hall mr
doesnt down there to eat does dossier on theirs tricky we're very tricky varies and diego's very republican they they force actually law high edwards out appraisingly while you know why because they ve got exactly catalonia the right next to mexico right right and to get a little fuckin conservative when that's gonna know shit they have in la where everybody's smoking dude it was mayhem it was me so i'm down there and baked as fuck and i come into like that you know little green room they have a second closet basically rise put your cocoa code or whatever the fuck i go in there stone is fuck and i this like the whole tables filled with cookies and brownies and all this shit and i'm super stone and i'm like fuck yeah not even think that they're edibles not even thinking that they're edibles and dude i slam a fucking cookie that's like this big i slam a cookie how cold do not taste it dude these we the honesty
honest to christ the most delicious edibles i ever had it tastes just like a peanut butter at all tasted just like a peanut butter cookie that's how i that's how i thought that they weren't because i ate at first and i was like that's not too you know it's really peanut butter re tasting enemy right as they probably use like the peanut but like the weed peanut butter as well as like the fucking or whatever you have sun dude and i take a second bite of a second one and i was already stoned right and this is before the show oh my goodness you do a show yeah yeah yeah yeah that's the best part of and somebody comes in he's like a take it easy i mean all those edibles man take it easy i like you know don't you don't eat too is like i found you i'd only eat a half of a cookie i already killed a cookie and like i'm one by into my second cookie stoned his fuck off of a fuckin joint and i had feel you know that feel it we can feel at the adrenaline like a blood rushed to your face like far terrible feeling dude i looked
asian for my sat i'm literally just like a child s walk when you're up there yet i you know what i just because of the crowd itself like i just went with fuckin i told the story you know what i mean and it went over really good i'm like the only way out of this the only weed show exactly dude the only way out of this and i just kept referencing you know i actually went actually really good because i told the whole story you know then then the dude come in and tell me how the fuckin i'd only half when one of them and as soon as unlike i ate one of the cookies everyone in a crowd like oh shit i had some of the most disconnected sets in my wife do in those howard dervish dover show death because everybody would be there with we is insane well cookies and it allows worn and do not allow a cloud vieira lot papa on ice cream polar ice cream down barras eight too much pot popcorn and again it was like free for his lawyer our lives are longer something he soon i think there's a holler is very worse fetchedes very dangerous to popcorn
that's tough stranded nothing were unwilling to heart and that's what i've seen by edibles that's why they're dangerous because like smoking a joint smoking a bomb anyone adaptable i can't you know i mean i ritual is unlikely i can confirm my intake but i tell you man some of my best learning experiences where you get real introspective and break shit down almost all that shit has come from me eating pot yeah it's because you're tripping from edibles at more so than smoking it you mean you are shipping it look when when i go into the tank i prefer to eat pot before i go in the tank because it makes it more psychedelic the eating pot when you close your eyes if you have a real heavy dose of you like a big cooking i've done it somewhere out on planes we close your eyes as you have these mad visions really naughty it's always like like this that's why oh yeah cartoon like it's always like there was very colorful and moving and constant change its very very psychic debt
but it's a totally different ride it's totally different put than pot yeah it's different than smoking and everybody that eats that shit is just like oh i'm just gonna get kind of big right no dude this is the fucking buckle your seat belt kind of shit a lot of times this is gonna change your life homing yeah this is a you know turn the tv off and yeah yeah i kick it by yourself in a dark room in silent darkness right trying to figure out your life totally different you you you are gonna be freaking out about everything you've ever done ever i'm like fuck what's wrong with me right fuck shit together still work at my job you know what i mean that's always people's first one that's the gate into there is i hate my job and then it's just like to sew and i went to detroit i gave him an edible right before we got on the plan now and he broke his whole
i've down on the flight for our really he landed dude i just figured out a lot of shit about my life rarely her out you know i've done that so many times eddie bravos done that someone didn't do it in your ear or did he do it to himself oh and met all day no tonight right rather as a dude i really went through some shit on that flight worse than say though i really broke it down on my unicorn in my past life you know like like he probably what i mean like does he believe in that breaking down now it'd be interesting to i was thinking crazy shit no it was really objective what he was saying it was just talking about his diet and his work ethic and a bunch different things was really like it was obvious things that were bothering him that he hadn't been addressing i mean there's some drugs that make it bad but you know like there are the bad there's drugs that actually like you know put all those different ones have a functionality and then there's the ones that make it bad for everything it's like the rotten apple it's like no one's ever ever ever i guarantee it smoke
the joint and rob a bank or done only surely we're gonna need just crazy things i would never be too high before i rather bank are being i've youngsters but i'm saying not from fucking why you know calling all putting all drugs under the name everything that's fracture mind under the name drugs is justice as one guy getting him in an argument with one chick and that guy saying well he hates all women right right i got you you know i'm saying it's totally really are the very in their effects so much the spectrum is so brad from you know i mean everything is considered drug when you to saudi arabia or if you go to dubai i know people that were arrested for having melatonin how about that
melatonin which is a naturally occurring substance it helps you sleep right natural supplement that you buy at the store people get arrested in dubai if you have fucking melatonin can you make it into another drug it's like one of those like nothing it's just fucking i mean it's related to a lot of psychedelic compounds chemically but it's not all it's help you sleep and then you get arrested for that shipments illegal you can't have it in also theirs
and that is such a mild and innocuous quote unquote drug or psychoactive herb i mean whatever you think i mean if it comes you down i guess it's gotta be considered something right it's gotta be psychoactive but i mean it's one i mean i guess some time of the united states one hundred percent legal you get that shit it would count the variation between that though and oxy cottons through the roof right how are these two fucking things in the same category and they shouldn't be alien valiums armani love that fucking rush limbell thing was going on great was that by the way i loved it i loved it it's like well well well pot calling the kettle black look at you mr one hundred pills a day always the case as a comic don't you feel as if that's the when you just you wake up and you see that in the news and you're like an you throw my memory that one evangelist that was so yeah bro and then
comes out he's just socking terrain dig up about everything that these three and not a god straw it's the best you are hoping to love when did you know as a fan of the pond casio is here but this cooking to kosovo's uses the shit it's really good for you it's an ice atomic beverage my friend a natural one this is a company i'm trying these out they were at the local chairs store oh it's delicious this is just as good now that tastes good for you that's that's good yeah thank you baby jesus i was hoping right other ones are from thailand i was like these time motherfuckers might have the real shit you know this one's from in a park in the world are different i mean that ain't the same son goes wayne apart coconuts it was so fresh it's hard to get them from thailand because it's so awesome in thailand good though so beautiful they don't want to work all day it's fucking waiting for us they're busy doing moi tie and checking out dudes with dress up with fucking dresses on so where did you get this at just a tie play just a regular health food store near me
it's called follow your heart amy and brian on the shit son coconut this is so good for you it's this gonna sound crazy but it's true that on battlefields they used it as transfusions peep of laws blood running given them ivs of coconut choose to replenish their blood no way yes doesn't seem like that would worry yeah that sounds the same did you read that on the internet no it says it on the can weird i haven't read it on the internet probably is more well they can't put it on the can there's no way someone who would call you on that shit right it must be true being a science you shit we're talking about a like things that are interested in his two things that i wanted to talk about one before we go swimming knows how on our thirty five ok with this richard dawkins thing is fucking awesome richard dawkins is reading his hate mail in front of a fire
right now you know there's always you're always gonna get haters and i mean i think right i don't read my hate mail i see like that someone saying something dooshy i just delete them or on twitter i really like two words i know where they're going with it when you when you first started getting hate mail were you kind of like oh shit i'm getting hate mail yeah it's a little weird but now it doesn't even affect meaning right right you like i used to actually affect me like wow this is dushi man with the fuck but now i look at it i'm my whatever right i no you are now now i understand it i think all that shit i think any contact you have with with human beings you learn more about the broad spectrum of human behaviour and you know when people do to you it just lets you know that those dose people are out there and then they you become immune to them and by rail snakes a bunch of times right right right you know after a while you can get bid by when nothing happens right totally the first time they bite you your fuck your fuck it's really right yeah right right right it's like when you first get shit on on the internet like people will become famous like out of nowhere oh like this answer
on dotson thing we didn't talk about that we were in detroit in the guy from that you know you know yeah you don't have to come they're raping everybody up and we don't find you right they made that song about them the autotune song and the song was really fucking good the song we talked about in the pocket a song becomes huge you got a lot of money guy is a fucking celebrity now man were in detroit this guy was in the front row of the wagons and i'm introducing fighters and i'm looking down i'm like god damn it that's anton dodson right i believe this rag this is so strange then it turns dana white frock and brought the guys here i'll just get ass county yeah ok brought the guy there hooked him up got him tickets and brought him around to everyone like although all the ring card girls and all the different fighters and everything and everyone loves this guy everyone is shaken hands this guy taking pictures with this guy on my woe and my eyes is this is fucking
crazy man ass it did at all the time to find somebody these internet like an airy sitting a guy like workin for garlic dana's so fond prior because nothing is a bad ass readily ass a reverend that a body seems like like you re guy adhesives i re guy notably obsessed with with making the sport bigger and huge and he does a lot of nutty shit and i got double rainbow guy yet that's where should the second is actually in the mega he missed the boat on double reindeer add by the way double able guy never got his big anton dots because you never fucking whenever song did i hear that it made many song was a double aimless yeah yeah really do we play it yet it area we played it yeah it was good but that in rapes on that too high kids hide your wife yes that's just a jam
right in my view it is like my good you when i my she's like have you heard the songs my i can't get out of my fucking head my plate and played it and am i don't just don't do it means people stick shit you're fucking didn't get it out of my head for like always its amazed that music can do that i got this whole bit on that that i'm working do you want to listen to this richard dawkins yes this what is well anyway said william back i you know i don't like britain hate mail etc silently onawandah need here only eat it is one thing the criticism of someone's i grew reasonable rational and have something to say aki can learn from beacon dealing so much for people doing ducey shit so i don't invite it like you can invite it like you remember still used to have a thing on his website he love mail and hate hate mail you get get him
mail but it was so well i'd like to see how that tipping of that scale and he got beaten down by the fucking animal of shutting the sit down and yeah and so he had abandoned that shed he had abandoned all all ideas of that but the idea is that you don't want to give someone the green light to go and be a douche you oh yeah no people that are on the fast that's what right right right what kind of sucks about editing heckler videos when we do a lot of her videos and then is that it opens pandora's box yeah they won a video made for them and joe had like maybe ten more heckler videos since the last one that we could have done but then we're like let's just not do that just drunk idiots just people looking for the retention i love that one video that you guys had when it was out to the comedy store and you did the or whatever when you were doing like thursday fridays and saturdays that one chick
was like joe rogan you're fat remember that one you're like bitch and you lift up your shirt it's like a fifty pack he's go ike a fifty pack and she's like well weird man was weird right i didn't even make sense i know i guess it was because i had puffy clothes on i had like a sweat shirt on i don't think he did i had layers okay right right right because i remember i had a wool a knit hat on right so it must have been cold yeah probably this time of year if you guys want to see it open she was gonna hurt my feelings man yeah it's called joe rogan fat so if you google it oh yeah he's still out there yeah that's a funny one google that was fun mean and they were such because she had said like a bunch of different shit and you were just shooting her down shooting er down shooting her down and she's like one of the girls birth your fat it's her birthday is one of those it's always somebody's birthday and they wouldn't shut the fuck up they sat in the front row and they disrupted every comic and people came out yelling and screaming and then after i got
stage they came up to me like they wanted to take pictures like it always that' always the one i was like you are the guys who wouldn't shut the fuck up and you guys ruin the whole show oh come on don't be an asshole yeah right be an asshole look i'm just i was trying to help you yeah she goes you're fat you're fat she's like puffing her cheek selling right she was your fat that was it was the bizarre yeah does like you know it your chinese you know you know exactly a refrigerator right like it didn't make any sense call me short i'm sure you'd be correct re right i know that you can't hurt my feelings with that you dumb can't re can't tom contadora so anyway i don't think any back to the whole idea of don't given
people the opportunity saying hey you know come send me some hate man they'll take it they're gonna take it a lot of people in the fence that are just gonna and then they'll even say i didn't even read me that i just want to get your attention the funny thing is if you're like hey everybody please send me some positive feedback from my stand up nothing i have no intention of fucking doing that a man feel free to heck on me it's just raining facebook posts and messages on your jokes on no i'm just saying no matter who you are it's like people at fucking yeah well that is true but you know you get a lot of i get most most of my interaction online literally the majority maybe ninety plus percent is all positive of course it's a small amount of do she people and its very satisfying in that respect you know and mike out to mean a dude i have like the best crowds like i everywhere i go i am always honored by how nice everybody is and cool people come out yeah you have a fan base talking nice people man they're nice cool people you put that out there and that's what the kind of people that respond you're always gonna have a few idiots sure but
the but considering what i do consider that i do and came riding am absolutely that i used to do that you have see me god you're a gambling man you would think that you're europe and should be doing parking lie in the parking lot would like both hook in taking depending on where it should be all everyone would travel tattoos neck tattoos now could be everyone has foil on their shirt with japanese right either he had yeah yeah yeah and you know even though those people that show up they're nice to media that is it is you know who do you think do she has crowds richard dawkins richard dawkins he doesn't have crowd person is a comic was do she has crossed by you to maintain couldst producer guy we're gonna happen garages dunams gotta have ado she crowd jem dunham you know won't make fun of christians it makes one of everything
but he won't make fun of christian cause because hats i fucking around it wouldn't go for that yeah dude that's who buys his fucking puppet tshirts well i guess you know when you're making that kind of cash though the guy's like roping them in all over the world like that's probably top ten gross income i saw a thing in like people are some magazine thing he was top ten grossing com he's making mad loot and he's all squeaky clean and it's all like weird thinly veiled racism and shit you know it's all like anti arab shit it's like the funny thing about him is dude like as a ventriloquist he's not even like his mouth moves as much as my fucking mouth is moving right now like it's like this she just like fucking i'm just gonna let the puppet i don't even care i'm not gonna try to trick anybody there's shit i don't get and i'm not hating you know i don't it is a lot of music i don't get does a lot of comedy i don't get it major changes only a few of your eyes i do know how else could i do she audience who estimates deal is a terrible all the areas acids definitely might be the worst right there probably the worse the poor fox thirty sad their clinging to embers yeah there's like there's like tat
we are now i mean it's funny to me like you knock somebody buses ball the steel has he has the most cycle he's incredible did you know he is like we were talking about the other day he is to stand a comedy what like the grateful dead were to music but like he has a real following when we tabled rabble to follow him and it's like that you know people don't really know the industry could grow didn't know what to do do with this they want to do something with them but they don't know what to do with fuck and he doesn't give a fuck doing it that's counterculture right yes that's that is what it really is that's alternative fucking comedy yeah is doug stand totally check out doug stand helps comedy if you guys don't know who we're talking i can't believe you wouldn't but yeah if you have heard but there's a lot of people that are just getting into this podcast now sure and there's a lot of shit that we talk about i mean like things like you know that it should be like that's real alternative stand up i think i think that's the way that is where it's like fuck competitions
fuck you know first of all like really most of his even for comedy clubs is not even hardly doing absolutely yeah there's a few every now and then but it's really nice because he's gotten such a draw and people so aware of it that he can kind of call the shots now right they know like hey standoffs gonna be in town you can either have you no fifty people in your crowd on thursday nine or you can have three hundred you'll be selling out in advance we now but you know he's u doesn't want to hear any bullshit does it all through the internet and his relationships he has at radio stations that being said he's got some i caught her cry you know what i mean it's like his and grounds are the most drunk they're the craziest right previous reasons yeah i've met a couple guys too now that have doug stanhope tattoos that's crazy may one guy had psycho tattooed on his arm or the same way as the un the title of wanted dogs cities area while its strong
but that guy that guy's a real stand up like if you want to talk about that's not industry bullshit he's not trying to get on a fucking sitcom that he wants to do stand up and what he does is awesome and he's great he's not trying to be anything that he's not he's really just trying to figure things out and make them funny and talk about it on stage and a fucking great guy at the best maize audience hungriest audience the that's i would be a weird audience i've never even been there like a real rafi may about what's wrong is there are certain people that have audiences that's entirely ethnic and they're gigantic like maz jobrani has a huge it right and it's all like persian people there's a lot of white people too that like them but i mean that he's out huge star in the persian community sure you know like diplomats my iran will go to sea miles dubai reform comedy yeah like he's like the shit in that community there's no one even close
they shouted thing for directive either maws was in it it's if it's the first a common show shouted the liar factory that in three d won't like you can wear like the glass it's like for those new three d televisions like i guess directv if you have directv they're doing their own like three d channel yeah dude they're doing three d games right yeah call did do three d games and three d laptops now you have three d laptops yeah that's stupid man is it yeah i mean laptops are i will use will you be taking three games to the airport and stuff dude some people who travel they travel with those fucking alienwear things dude to a really hardcore yeah i ran some chick the other day at the coffee shop she one of those alienwear things what's the alienware wears like a company that makes gaming computers they make high end
he's like a crazy areas grab africa are there for the people that never see the sun the air and then i fucking gaming computer this chick out was like old school thick it was like phone books right and rare iraq had a crank on the side of it in her power thing the things on the cable you know the brick what is called the brick its party on our able but that brick part garlic the breaking out is called guess her brick was i have a mac laptop hers was at least four if not five bigger than mine it was giant but i bet she has twenty usb ports were where only rocking only you know that's so annoying one good thing about this big ass laptop right have everything you want in has blu ray they had everything it is theirs things you can't get if you have a mac of your blu ray discs compliant raised did this dump lie i understand that but i dont really i think that's stupid think if it's available should be an option
should be an option for anybody who selling computers if you have that shit and it's a big part of your homes and especially if you're claim to be the best man for the most part of the i'm a mac guy but i understand that they don't want to accept that sony came up with a standard you know and some ego shit blue razor populars fuck well i think not being cut yeah well i think the whole point is that that we're moving to just straight digital media like this is gonna be a quick run for this blue ray and especially when apples the number one how quick it's been a few years that's in technological terms it's a lifetime but that's like stabbing apple in the back because instead of get you know if you don't have a blue you know you're not going to use blue rays on your laptop so instead you'll be using itunes and downloading kick ass for three dollars off of itunes but what if you don't have a home stereo that's or a home theater system that's connected to a computer yeah there's a lot of people that's it you probably a dvd then because i mean the resolution for your screen doesn't matter anyway what it does if you have blue ray if you have a blue rain you have a big screen no no i'm saying it for your laptop
you know okay but what i'm saying is that if a dude has a blue ray and he has a blue ray dvd player and he watches it on his big screen and he buys a blue ray disc and he wants a the rest of it on his flight to fucking new jersey should be able stick that shit well that's why a lot of them come with like a digital yeah the version that's you get the blue red a lot of them don't i would say at least half of them yeah that's true they used to all have it right is she was under the impression that day day not and now the amazon even for that exact reason that you're talking about is that people are being like that sucks because i can only watch it on my one fucking tv in my basement i can't watch it and amazon just started this thing where it's like you buy the movie from amazon and you could immediately watch it on your compute her real yeah that's coming as our guide it is it and i do agree with you though it is a pity stop eventually all media will be just gimme through the air it's a short pit stop if that's what that's what apples i guess looking at it as its like it's not it's gonna
hundred dollars to your laptop is it worth it for something that's we're gonna take out in my two years probably three years probably three d games on your fuckin laptop you just technology now i mean just like look at this fucking room for the l you know what i mean like how phone and you can't get blu ray players do ten years ago imagine an iphone the fold have told you about an iphone ten years ago you mean like get the fuck out of here to not exactly you're fucking crazy yeah right you can do all that on the first celphone i got my first cell phone and want to say ninety four ninety three is early ninety s i i had a car phone way back in nineteen eighty eight you had that big ass one with it was actually connected to the car and go anywhere with it but it's the same thing sure and then i had a real phone i didn't get until i moved to new york or to la rather so i was like probably the same like ninety four right yeah big ass prick malarial a flip things and with those things called the really big
or one star tex member that you're not talking about the one not the one that had like a brief case one you're talking about like oh yeah it was a motorola yeah yeah sure i would call it startex yeah it had the bottom that flipped up but it's only just for your voice it didn't have anything else on there yeah yeah that's motor orders i mean the cord you could pull out and it would push in antennas a lot of the antennas you got to put them on your car for shit yeah what is going on with it's apple antenna brian they figure that thing out where you if you hold the phone a certain way you don't get any signals that all bullshit i don't think it bothers anyone i've heard that was and i heard that it was also hermine it was
so on one side that if you're left handed it covers it yeah oh so it's death to lefties yeah so and i'm left handed to you imagine if you were left hand and you grew up back when people would burn people for being left handed yeah i am actually left hand there were times where people were they would correct people they didn't correct them they didn't trust them they wanted to kill them yeah they're witches because they're left handed dude that just goes to show you people or dumb as fucking always have been and they'll find any group to be apart part people heard people being different people than that's always the case it's always the case that's what racism about that's what sex sexism at all this homophobia it's just like man that guy's not like me let's kill them anybody with me who's in there's a little of that but they're also fearing what they're afraid of seeing in themselves absolutely one hundred tyeah totally totally totally i think ninety percent of the people that are gay bash and probably just fighting off some internal need to suck some cock yep
or the fear of the even even if it's before it's more upstream than that they're afraid that it's contagious and it might get on them you know what i mean it's like man if he's gay what's next me get me the fuck fascinating discussion when you have with people when you talk about gay being a choice or not being a choice what you thought on exact actually died i dont think i think is both i think it is absolutely both its birth in i think they're nice ring people are born within none can choose to do it you know there was a roman studies starts the roman not roman back in roman arms bright rome in round her did a study where they concluded that there is a very it is very likely that homosexuality comes from a variation of the ex chromosome and that its inherited from over sexual win and that over sexual women that it may actually be some sort of a variation that was designed to make sure they get pregnant and in survival back tough times they feel like really slutty and not just really slutty but slutty with a bunch of different men and what they found out is that women who are promiscuous arms
more likely in this study leads to produce homosexual children and that when they looked at homosexual children a of a statistical majority like you could look at it on paper while missus these women have that's good that's fucking fastened its interests it makes sense to me now blot only makes a lot and why we are not going to fuck man on a lot of why why some girls are just freaks there's some girls had just will fuck everybody here and there like that from from the job to the girl that i dated when i was in high school and bitch will fuck anyone any she fucked everyone she was crane yeah yeah i think you do you have bits about it no you did that sex show that i did with ari that yeah yeah totally true story yeah i came home this chick was so crazy i came home one day there was this other dude that my sister used to hang out with and that was i was like i'm not wasn't sure we're still deigning to mars whilst things would gain arguing
we never were really going steady now this is this is who you lost your virginity to no okay okay this is later diffrent one okay and so this girl was so crazy that she was getting fingered in the front seat of a car front of my house at it like fire clock in the morning i had to get up i had a newspaper rout ice deliver newspaper i had a van and everything and i ll go and deliver the boston globe in the boston harold and on sunday attitude wicked early out again and wicked way to represent our later a presenting their wicked early so was like four o'clock in the morning i had to get up and i get get out my some fuckin waken abu so tired right thinking man thinking man done it isn't even know right go to work so i get in my truck and as i'm walking towards my truck i see that this kid i forget his name he's park right behind me on my street right for the moment my five in the morning his enemies his hands like this his finger in her and these
like making out with her and so i stand in front of the car watching this and they're totally oblivious that's anyone's in front of them and they're like drunk and they probably drove drunk yeah right he's fingering her and she's in in the front seat she's like and then i slam my hand on the hood of the car and i look at the both of them i go that's all i said that i got my car and drove away and that was like so i d like right before you walked out of you of your house whatever at that one time you're like
i'm not sure this is my girlfriend okay i'm not sure if this is my girlfriend or not i'm not sure where we she was so crazy it was just a girl i mean she was never my girlfriend right right right it was like and she you know we had like a thing where she wanted to be my girlfriend and i didn't want it to be i wanted another girl to be my girlfriend so i said no and then i asked her do you want to be my girlfriend later and she was no cause you said no the first time so i was like whatever she went on for like a year yeah all the while you're banging her yeah always you could she would bang you after a date with another dude bitch was crazy right right right she just never would say no she's facebook friends with her no i don't want to be this is crazy she would just shut used to talk about it like her with dick was like a kitten with ball yarn you couldn't even drag a ball yarn in front of a kitten they're gonna dive on them right everyone who tried to fuck this girl fucked her and she was really pretty i want to see what she looks like now she was probably i don't want to say
i'm trying to be a positive person yeah no more he probably looks exactly like richard dawkins why don't you play that shit play that this what this is is richard dawkins sitting in front of a fire and he's reading what's the name on the twitter or the the youtube video richard dawkins reads hate mail okay emails these sitting in front of a fire with his feet propped up on his lap top of the big smile on his face and his reading this shit and all these fuckin knucklehead richard dawkins is a very famous atheists and intellectual not believe in the existence of god that you believe in aliens but the very existence of your animosity hatred and mockery towards him prove your hypocrisy i suggest that you find the longest crowbar you can find full little head out of your beard if there is no order in evolution he
head on your get it no i'm forget it you also smart in your own eyes you cannot comprehend simple bible passages mistress there but do i read your book book about the bible is totally sucked at page your theory sucks as wise as you think you are you hypocrites want to condemn anybody for making mistakes or believing different from your bullshit retail do bookings books are fucking stupid bullshit okay then i shut the fire in your life then what is the point of your life pointless when you die that's it game over how quanta is that
i really feel sorry for you all but it's not too late to turn to god there's a lot of people listening here to you right here god says about you you're a fool that's words and as like how they speak for god from somebody called acute no defy any of my co religionists to tell me they do not lie the idea of dog is burning in hell i love that you suck hell enjoy torturing you mom didn't pay enough attention to you so decided to rebel i hope for your own sake you see you re mistaken repent god dwells among as every day you almost all of evil kristen living for god so funny i hope you
slowly and you fucking burn in hell you down blasphemy right now you are running on the inside but you must know that there is indeed a god a great god and he will forgive you if you regret your fucking behaviour has realised that your entire life has been a delusion and now your destiny no fuck up god is a loving god but you keep this kind of filth than i could you when jesus returns i hate your fucking gas sincerely are you funny done as i hope you get hit by a church band tonight you die slowly
such loving people ha that's imagining that dude it's guys like that to get to live threaten well you know what be a marked man if he was talking about islam would probably already be dead i mean religious fanatics are the scariest fucking people in the world to me poor fuck b the way i you're listening to this and you're a religious fanatic myname's or shaper yeah my phone number is don't you do it you remember when we used to give out his phone number on stage yeah duncan he accepted on websites and here we are after shell and if you enjoyed his phone number is ah he would write that down his phone will be ringing all night do not happen i totally who did that on stage with em don't can if i was
was rounds i die right i don't get right in his wheel house dog is a fucking crazy does he used to play in court like elaborate data break into each other duncan president prohibiting a glass broken it when they were neighbors duncan broken eyes plays and paste in a glass and put it in his refrigerator so i and as for journeys like what both in places each others male they used to do all kinds of terrible other that's hilarious before believe there's another thing that i want to talk about that's pretty fucking crazy and i think you'd get into this because you're in a weird shit this is his brian dammit physicist from the university of bonn where that is germany is it yes it is germany thank you very much he developed a developed fleetly new source of light a so called both einstein condensate consisting of photons so recently that whatever the fuck this means experts had thought that this was impossible and this method may potentially be suitable for this
any novel light sources resembling lasers that will work in the x ray range among their applications they might allow building more powerful computer chips and the scientists are reporting the discovery and the upcoming issue of the journal nature so these motherfuckers have figured out a new form of white a new source of light that's cool there's never there never gonna run discovers oh no i don't know until they find the one that just kills all of mankind that's the only way that ends the lighter is there you think that's it there how many layers is this fucking onion half is there a core do they keep inventing shit meantime whores time travel are the core as all becomes interlinked and once you know i think the core it is just seven years understanding of the universe like and how it relates to its all that time travel theme comes up here on the show a lot you got a lot of us that are the idea of it look the idea
of sending a picture through the air to you or i you know if we had to come up with it on our own how to do that it sounds like there's no way but no way it could happen i could do it right now but you have no idea how it happened someone did figure it all out some type of people that got to the point where it happened now if we you know as a unit of three we were designed enough we were told to go out and maker a new way to send video through the air that it hits another box some we wouldn't hobbs soup cans and stream ass a class of our last week that we can live a hundred lives zoom everyone else now somehow or other people were able to put it all together and do that that to me there's no end it's just everybody puts a piece in this guy makes the wheel in that guy makes the axe the guy makes a steering wheel and maybe doesn't know anything the than seeing wheels he doesn't make that seeing wheel and he puts it all together and it it's like one big giant fucking anthill designed to get
yet the building blocks of evolution and it really is the quintessence of evolution really is doesn't mean oh those minuscule steps were something opens up another box in another or another layer the onion and that i have to all act as individuals but together as a unit that's that's the key to getting anything done any but it doesn't like say a guy like you know stephen hawking suits you know particle physicist like meat you kokoo or some like that they they dedicate their entire life to concentrating on in a particle theory and concentrating on the cosmos encouraging on site that is their spot that's what that's what thing they do and what they with from the things they discover we get more of an understanding about stuff and then some guy will come up with some new fuckin thing that into that sure man i mean they pass it on that's why those guys are professions they pass the baton to the next class of people that are like build upon when we were all acting together we just can't see it we just can't see it but we're all acting together and time machines yeah i think i mean i think time i i don't know i don't want to get too far i mean i know we're
when wrapping up so you it's a little late and show to start a time travelling to fucking conversation we ve touched it we ve had a hundred i heard lockhart a big well that's one of the cool things about knowing a lot of comics and knowing a lot of dudes that hang out the comedy store a lot of comics a lotta goddamn time and they sit and they're generally smart people like the better the comics you know are smart thinkers they're you know deep thinker is open to fucking new ideas or con consider things anything but close minded are good comedians yeah and you know what it's one of the most important things if you want to have a fun life you got surround yourself with other people that are asking questions to an honest ones then here's a good perfect example me and my buddy tell you i was i think i was eighteen and he was nineteen and we got a weekly board and war
believe in the shit man i'm like i don't know we were totally terrified yeah it's so fucking get one eighteen yeah that's what i was already laughing about what's that i'm not proud of it but i'm telling the truth my favorite part of that story so we went and we got this fucking ouija board and he's like i'm not gonna move it i'll tell you what if it's moving it's because either you're moving or ghost or moving and i'm like i'm not fucking moving it either if it's moving it's just ghost removing okay deal deal we shook hands and then we sat down in his apartment and we we started push it in the house in this thing down and we kept our fingers we did we sat there for like fifteen minutes to each other we'd make eye contact and go back and then we'd ask some more questions try to be like real open minded and then finally he picked his hands off it i picked my hands off he goes
this fuckin stupid thing here the route across the room with a laugh and like i knew he wasn't gonna fuck with me right now i shall we argue that shit out together rag ok together this is horse shit right i re rail because i knew i could trust him that's the most important thing m were to have the people hat are questioning hit other people across so that you don't have to figure it all out on your own right right right then me and jimmy gotten a pillow fight we were asled around a little after i show them some new submission holes right yeah it's just like a double wrist lock but it's on your cock yeah no no i didn't do any of that but that's a lesson for the day folks does about eighty
five thousand suck my cock jokes in today's episode is that an s an episode where i said i was gonna stop saying fagot hey now i know it's completely gay so appropriates we want to thank the fleshlight once again for sponsoring our podcast i like to think the hell out of flashlight if you know i'm gonna get one of these you want to i got some laying around so i'm gonna get you i will report back i'll give you one of the blue bitches look at this one it's not avatar it's not avatar that the alien one yes aliens but don't don't be confused no it looks like i could be from avatar that would be some sort of a copyright infringement oh is there an avatar we there is too you can't just kill shell an avatar pussies man that's not cool it's not like public domain it's a new movie man can't just
somehow no that they're getting away with this it's probably because homeboy doesn't know yeah you know totally or as soon as he finds out that's a cease and desist cameron right away he's got so much money maybe he's not gonna give a fuck maybe he just wants to fuck this yeah he's happy that they made it and he's just gonna pretend he doesn't know exist have his lawyers send me one a whole house full of them he's got a room in a swing i really help it he comes he's got his mirth pussy soon when the smurf movie comes out is there a smurf movie can maybe like when is that coming meret two thousand i think beginning of the year what's his name splain gargoyle to its anchors area asea human gargantua yeah it's a new man we're moving a three day radially obsolete nerves now while interesting ones i don't know it's under really tight rats like they wouldn't let any pictures out of it or somebody got a picture of hankaar get ice ice smurfed com there's more info i'm just waiting for cowboys and aliens that's what i'm waiting for man i am a big
cowboy movie fan and i'm a big alien movie and thank god someone decided mixed those two together how do you do now i went back home lighter in annapolis like like a few months ago it and my cousin bunch of my cousins are there and like dude yeah you know wrote joe rogan right i'm like yeah and then listen to podcast all the stuff they're you ever talk about aliens brow i fucking laugh for fifteen three minutes now never have never heard geronium once mention aliens does he talk about better i've never heard that so strange the lower and aliens man it's like being in the kiss like that they're into an alien arming their fans you know it's like people were in a guy the same shit they're fans of ghosts fans of the idea of ghosts
the new one's a little more realistic thing which one's more realistic ghost or kiss no i was talking about kids and on that note ladies and gentlemen if you want to email tube or send him some some twitter love it's it's what is your twin it's at the tube the t e e b at the tube the t e e b e t as in jason tebo so get at him on twitter yo you know you want to be following this funny fucker he's got shows all around town follow me and you catch him where's where you at next this tuesday me and triple same triple another funny comic are both gonna be coheadlining at velvet jones and santa barbara so if you have there come that doesn't he have an our next naughty show is december nine th at the hollywood improv we have both shit
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number thirty four december thirty first cemetery first and then january genuine versus the the usa obviously it's yes it's december thirty one st you fucking dummy stop talking stupid that's it i'm gonna stop talking this is the end of the podcast last night i love you bitches power to the flesh light go to joe rogan net and there's a link if you click on it you get fifteen percent off use the code word rogan holla at the boy we'll see you guys next week oh jason mayhem millers join us next week oh shit oh shit mayhem we're gonna have a special one that will be on monday and then on tuesday i'm doing tom green's podcast at the smog castle in santa monica details to follow bitches thank you much return again and as we said in the past and will say this again because it rang true you are not the past god dammit you are your mistakes you are what you ve learned and who you can be moved forward prosperity
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