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Imagine the sounds of a flashlight, and it's so much better, just being used, that's what a dog. Now this is worse than dark brown. What is wrong with you? Never that Ladys the Ladys would like That is more than adults, showing burly I'm trying to say is no shown go. How say gentlemen brennand walls. Please welcome Brendan MILES through the pod cast high everybody fresh at a Texas Pitches fresh out it back in Austin, Austin Texas is such a strange place. Man does one like Super hippy spot in the middle of this really conservative kind of fuckin, you know dragged black eyes behind trucks. Yeah loudly, go outside of that middle of Dallas, and I love used in love the cities in Texas, but that is a big difference between Austin and and everywhere

again, even he I'd say Houston, but like any like used as a cool part of their time. Like a little part of the city. That's that's kind of ok, but any other place. Imagine for a second living in doubtless like you or any other place, access osteologist, seller and different for not just for the state I and for the country, it's like it's a unique Who plays the live? It's a weird vibrate! It's really always fast aid me when, when tat, I get a virus like San Francisco in the sixties. I would love to have seen what that was like. I think about that. Alot though it yeah yeah. Documentaries and must have been so strange before ass. It was illegal and yeah What's the m the end of hair last night, You know the movie hair you and I The last seen owes hanging out with my friend Henry Philip still Henry yes,

yeah I don't know he's only guy yeah music he's not to play with the yet I don't see into something the edge off. So what everyone likes to annex III is too great one. It is indeed a very rhythmically. Together they worked great yeah, it's funny Doug, and this is obviously a second hand, but I've heard it from both of them when I first started hanging out like Doug New Henry was a guitar comic and didn't see his act for years, because he was afraid he's like what I see her acted guitar com. It's gonna sack and I let them when he sat Henry's. Where sending out are you familiar with his staff? But I am not too but that is a funny thing. Man. It's really hard to be friendly with someone is not funny yeah, they were began ever brown around lots of Douglas, like I want to see its body

but Henry's grey. He actually what we are talking in the car. He has a movie called punching a clown that he made it's hilarious in its it's out. You can get it on Netflix. Did ever Netflix streaming figured on streaming by. But it's definitely in our by copying, either way before we started. I don't have any way invested and I have to thank our answer the flashlight is actual sponsor yeah. I've heard do don't put the rubber their Ganum yours, creed, people are rubber deck. They made a rubber deck, but nomads factors have to worry about it, but check it out of your fellow these things. No, Joe uses outside some serious. Take that supposedly bottle some serious technology, man yeah, that's pretty weird I mean this: is they ve figured out masturbation? They got that should nailed, that's pretty fuckin sporty, it's great. If they just keep making these, I think the evolution of the massive retorted devices over me. This is good enough.

Yeah, maybe so, server self self cleaning jamming might be prettier Iphone charging Doc hey Iphone on Verizon. Today, yes, Did you hear about fly coming out forthcoming Verizon? Our something last night building Sucks is it's not international air? If you go somewhere out of your angle and try to use it, it's not gonna work and in aid and employs yeah. You can't use, but you know how often I come up that come up for you. Look here, hey I'm on the phone. Hey may go get some the ethernet yet one that may look online and find out a good rest. Oh and you do it right why you're talkin they do a railway talking on eighteen tee o, I do it all the time worn or you're like talking to somebody, listen to Pandora, something on one hand. Manual nanowne changes had up the phone, that is kind of cool to build. Do the diva, headset or something low carb lit you all right right driving way doings.

Now, like I got a slack alleged Gordon complicated the text that you go out there risking lives. Now it like a stop lights and saw only it stop disciplining shops on dude. The traffic here's a little bit different than most places now's the time you're sitting here going two miles an hour in its still dangerous text You got to miles an hour, danger, friends, You didn't see even dives. Bang, you, like you, don't do it at all, no and on allow myself to, because I'm worried about hidden somebody, man whom we are mainly responsible, deafening when you're on the highway going fifty five miles an hour, and I just doing just won't look at it. You know take phone calls and I can make phone calls with mine. My car makes no does bluetooth. You can actually tell it to the press a button and say call Brian any just talk for year. Stereo that'll do but my fuckin texting. That's crazy. I've seen people, do it

I've had people do and while they were drive and- and I was a pasture- and I asked him to stop and like when you can't do that- that's that's too crazy! That's like your gear! Europe, random motorcycle on one leg you might get away, but the ship might end ugly man put their fucking phone down your typing with two hands and controlling the steering wheel with your ok he's a two thousand at home piece of machinery haggard eyes and more like for now do new thousands like a race. Today's legacies rip down car with lady- I don't know how much charged by the authority of the fourth. I now do all that two miles per hour either partly to write. We hear what you have in mind. Is that traffic and allay my area, man? I just know what I'm in my cards something there's a guy named Tony V from Boston, and he taught me this. He was. He was a comic comic for Caesar and he was travelling from Boston to New York. A lot it was DR and nine it was going on. Time like a couple times a week.

It was half hours therein back and you go back and forth and right forth and I guess doesn't Are you crazy like? How do you not go nuts when you when you're fucking drive- and he goes, we know the way I look at it I get in the car. I just goes, then I say this is what I'm doing now. I'm driving my car is like I'm not going to freak out about it because I'm just going to keep doing it to do it all the time. It's all in how you approach it and I want wow. That's it. Fuckin smart way of looking at it in I, like four, Meta, Rewire! The way I look at certain things, wooden leg, bullshit boy travel air travel? You know you can really Michel Van Gogh, flock agenda for employment. He doesn't know it's ahead of you. Just give them just gets a dry examined. I kind of attitude, the driving. I drove a lot when I first started, you know, do in the road and I from Austen to allay or San Diego a bunch of time. That's like a twenty hour drive and I would just You know DR, do it straight through most of the time

but it's just like you know it's like I was gonna, be in the car for a couple days ago and I just want to get there. I mean I'm a fucking, I'm an animal by will. You worry about optional learned the whole fuckin speeding is I don't. I don't speed y know raising now do like just ride around you hand miles over the limit just on her face of Israel gambling than you do. We see people with asked you and you're doing then it's like lack eyes. Don't fuckin hundred zero nobody's gonna pull me up here. Certain people on the highway just got discussed should not be to live and how many times How is she some do? Just we ve been in and out as learning for three nag nag. You know. Instead that guy's cars price arms like like these, but one of those I gotta pimps out his card that, like you, know like Neber speed, drifting pride, dresser round tabs as level, sometimes just douche bag man would people everybody's the most important fuckin thing in the world like like when you

Cars fucking parked in parking lots inert, not like people totally cross over to Spain? is like real ass, also like just if they're like kind of not between the lines right, it's What are you in such a hurry flick? I always straight. My car out fuckin make sure you're not gonna fuckin B. I thinking about our line. Does this fine line between being a courteous driver and getting stuck behind a monkey sometimes you just see some do like all these fuckin dummy. You don't even know you don't dummy river, panicking, lock and up the street. Ok, Togo. Let's go fuck, you just go yet it sometimes you have to make that move to areas. Otherwise it is be back. They're gonna, really the assisted term as large as you retarded yeah. I gotta be behind you, you fuck, that's

there needs to be something that future units shoot. That guy, like a text message using his license plate numbers on my life for his speed, Martin, my ball, ideally Brian, the utopia would be that they would no longer exists. We would use robot tartly. Those people exist, any more would have a fully enlightened society would be able to really go into the ghettos and and revive school systems are cuz, wouldn't be afraid of having poor people around. All the time tell mom that we would be fine, then we be Utopia, we wouldn't be afraid anymore. That's the idea, Brian. Let's posted shoot him text messages as just I can help they're stupid what we have Stop making stupid people. We gotta help those people not be stupid. Therefore their children will be stupid and they'll be normal. Do the people that shit is all possible yeah? Are we to think I mean it's possible. Do, though, that a good genetic dude, where you go like this guy, no matter what this is, that guy he's fact aegis, Workin out three cells of nine cell batteries, just it just doesn't

Not all there is not that this now going on up their alone: the letter just like that, like genetic some guys Dick, sometimes some guys do not some guys have superpower rain, some guys do not set as have brains it suck. You know, that's a fortunate part of life. It's not even a year. You have down syndrome, we have a disease uses. Donaldson Jack has there's a spectrum. Unfortunately there's a biological spectrum of people here, and it includes brains, yeah? I mean you need kind of lake need some people to deliver Peterson. The right holders and almost a year. Now you are right there. He do until we figure out how to make robots can do everything then lead people anymore. Now, leave people doing nonsense things. You just need a robot repair

people that I need right. I can't wait for that like they arise, not only every like when you watch and more power which these e those commercials were like robot repair call. Why adds joked ways to do about the two things and they will see the same time? Is marijuana being legal and jet packs to society would crumble, there would be no work of your job packs. You'd. Have the euro will give to break things? That's very important, too much fun, keep society. Rowan bridle, where brats right right One hundred percent fun, I'm fine. So this I found the problem is you're not gonna, be able to do calls and get on line at the same time. More than a. Let me that's a pretty big deal for me. I am a very data, very multitasking, Iphone user and at I want that option to me. I have Verizon sent in a live upon three plus and its great, but

I've. I've noticed you know doing trying to do things on that. You know when on the phone, the Iphone eighty two. If eighteen tea was the ship, the I followed me the greatest thing ever, but eighteen Jesus, ox it so hard yeah, it's gonna blow my name. I don't have an Iphone, but I don't know anybody who can get reception were like where they live. Like my life, this is what happens when will we have a you have seen as like? Eighteen thousand people in the arena beforehand, no one's there. I can use I thought I'd get on law. Let go my twitter check things out for one soon, as european officials up dead, it's useless, you can get a lie. I try to twitter what from my phone like like what things happening between around. I can't do it now imagine half their Rina, if not more, leaving that a Rina to go to a rise in the area and in years yours one would work better ring. You know that

the biggest problem. Is overcrowding on two hours in the hearing you think that's gonna have the same way with rises. The same sort of a system cause how much! I think it's good things going to dilute the cell phones coverage out completely. You know it's going, it's not can be everyone on eighteen teaches that they have an Iphone. It's gonna be kind of more. You know deluded right, but what I'm saying is: do you think that a variety in his give yet overburden blame? Can they had I've already capacity at first? I bet yes, there's gonna be a lot of problems. I bet you watch Verizon's network deteriorate at least for it in the first couple months during during south by southwest A couple years ago nobody's iphones worked in the whole town, pausing for a hundred and fifty thousand hipsters out with iphones come, town when is already in the union? When I get a hold of anybody, tat ass, I saw her dick Alice. You guys were forced itself by South West to go like

man's life team of any kind of his yellow your line here I have, I have a blackberry, but I couldn't get a hold of and I used to have Eighteen t blackberry, and I thought you now to suggest the wastes coverages and then I got a rise in one and drive around like all the spot cities to drop off it doesn't drop off. Tat to me is fuckin. Gigantic debts Most important. They are gonna, be able to talk to the old talked I can't talk to you now. The fourth That's number one to me: yeah, I phones are way better than blackberries, but for me it's most most, things are going to be able to definitely know that I can get hold of you that I can get a good signal, that's an is fucked me when there's a lot of deadlines. When you can't keep her in conversation when you drive and somewhere, we still have to have an important country. I can have those conversations in my car. We horizon abed these problems are all ninety. A lot of it is from

The crowning cellphone too, is that true, because yeah I heard is the G s M has a harder time, switching town swell it would be true. If that view drove the same place, every single day and it happened at the exact same place. Why you're on the phone and also time it does me it happens to me- there's there two meters, one place that I know where you just go down this le Loup any loose service for a second, and that's that we place. I can, but I remember every single time by others in that continent paid so random from from me drive and the legend strived to the judges. Jim there's a few places where it is always cuts out every single time, but would rise and a dozen boring as Fucker yeah. This is pretty cool like a couple of guys hanging out on their break learning No Verizon talk. What's amazing, though, is how many people, who were alike on Verizon or on eighteen t want you to be on it too. Those assholes get which

It brown. Yes, I greatly this. I got this far man ass, brezhnev, remembrance, good good, four minutes, though, if you know, like you, have minute two minute crying and roll over minister and stuff, like that, it's true you could look at. I mean that's a smart way of living. People want to be on the sand team, as you will have a t. Anti of you don't use like fifty minutes eat the next month. Eu keep that fifty minutes and who has onto your minute collection and you can collect home. You know I just have unlimited right. You can do that which is your pang, probably extra than you really need to a guess. I look down you may want to. Let me, through my had another ring here, T mobile Philistine like stripper, you really don't. Let us remove fuck yeah, that's a stir. Gotta get everyone cricket wakes like now,

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first, but then I realized ass time went on. We start deal with the applications. Denny realise yet well. This is like the most insane little device. Ever yes is not just a phone. I can hold this fuckin thing up to a speaker. No tell me what the song yes and also leg. I just put- I know like way I just discovery angry bird. You know that I can videogame none of it was like I was you I've whatever I just. I never forget that somebody showed it to me recently as I got. This is fine, but the fact Will you pull the bird back with your screen like just the far right? It's like this thing, nose like how far and how hard the pull this leg rubber band like. How did they know where that is on the screen and its aliens acknowledges re easy last via the media? That's the deal! It's like. You know a certain point time. People look at things, lay just go out. This ever get thought up. You know

and really does seem like its alien shit. It's gotta be something because how did we make the leap from lake? When I was a kid there were fucking rotary phones. And then now there's this I'm thirty seven and like I with using road refunds and, like you know, We would have microwaves like you want to make a potato.

When I was like eight years old you'd have to block Alec forty minute within the confines of the fucking epic, that shit yeah, I'm like microwaves, who just like our years, this new thing- and I don't know I member that I remember that all its you know when I was among forty three when I was a kid there was no or self others only answering seems rather than to even get a hold of somebody. If you just gotta call member when it was like an emergency or you're trying to call radio station, you directly to rotate rotary, die away the electronic force it to go faster, how crazy cholera d! The first time I saw cholera deals like well, they can tell you win. Little digital reed. I was like a separate stand alone. Vice yeah, do it right The number as it was calling in undiluted say it out loud. From three do three one you like, while we are in fact in future. I had when I was in Austin when everybody was getting the collar, I d boxes,

I guess I don't know if I had to change the number into my name or somethin, either way I got I found out, you could get listed as whatever you want in the white pages. I told him. I name was guide Chinese. So, every time I called on my friends, it is it's a chinese guy goes so chinese guy, coming as it does last name furs, yeah, that's that's up, and I was reminded of recently when you look at the foreman when an Iphone like when you get a phone call common, any see that full resolution photo garrison. Oh yeah see their name over it like think we realise how fucking crazy idea really is a day of the year. The scent photos and images to each and all of its first dream, video and but touch screen is like you have had a blocking all my mom, like I don't, has an Ipad for how does that shit fuck in work, and how did that just? Well, then all of a sudden exponential, you know advances in technology like one guy figures out. One thing that applies to something else,

get getting together. Then they come up with a better one in that it builds from there, and many fucking people working on the shit all over the world. I mean you know it's now. Angie begets better technology, it just keeps go on, go on, go on, go on and it's a fever pitch for Christmas again we'll tv, and I don't have you seen as this little Blue Box, that yoga AIR Tv and is already fucking Oh, my god, I have an Xbox live, appears to have all that shit, but thing is so perfect was cool about it with your iphone like if you're sitting there and you want to search for a movie on Netflix are Itunes or something like that. You just connected with the remote application in just sit there in use your Iphone as like the best remote ever. It's perfect!

so you can use it. You can connect to slide, shows whatsoever. Flickr Iphone connects as a wireless remote right and if you have any videos or photos or anything on your phone, you just press play and it will transfer it to me in your sounds is now so like. I was watching the videos I filmed in just transfer it to me national tv yeah from my or for I wanted to use my itunes on here. So I transferred it too Wireless. You can share other computers, mild ray I had yet. I could others is setting in, and I could play all my itunes and shit through it through the tv and woods nickel, is that if you have a flicker account, it connects to your photos and you can do like the last two hundred photos. So I have like I've ever been liquor, just random photos and makes like these cool collages as like a screen saver, while you listening to music. So it's just like this trip out slideshow

from all your last two hundred flickers in its it's crazy, because pictures of you and then there's pictures of, like you know like Joe ideas, balls and makes things like this Kolocha, it's bad ass. Due to anybody, so I could do to yours, like I can type in Jos Flickr accounts than it does a slice of all your photos likely your last yonder gamma at us. What the fuck is long live now. Stop saying guys, Tom Avid Dorky Cell phone chair, I didn't know, I mean it's, it isn't that fellow you're gonna be fine, it is about Lee, you actually do have a trackball on it. I know that a real track balls Urso. Two thousand, I'm really I'm so not a technology got like I don't. I don't know, I don't feel the need like when new shit comes out. I know you're like yeah. I know it and I just I don't like him like this is true. That's a fact. I don't even me

Realistically, your writings guy, that's what we're years, you're much more logical, Amene realistically to stay! You don't pay attention as much stay out a bit behind the curve and just difficult its plenty. Get an answer yet, and people who are like who get all the new shit, though, would be like go at young women. Ipod I'll, give you here take it. I got a call, and I have like a first edition ipod, that its cause thing I ever own. That's us major costs? give all. My shit awaited like like my friends. They don't yeah yeah Duncan S, got like a whole. Entertainments is not just an old printers and allow Elsie screens and cartons got my old Iphone. Oh that's right! He was talking about that. The other night date him and Natasha just moved in up the street for me, so you won't hang out for the orgy time. We already working it ass. We go kids, Vigo Mean Duncan again double team Natasha get mayor, cutie involved, isn't a beauty,

that you work with comedians- and you could say things like that- no gets upset thousand see me. That is as if this was a group of plumbers at some sort of em double team in someone's life real. Yeah really that funny but convenience. Where do you know he just accept it for the most part, both First of all, you know what to say and how to say it. You know, but there's a lot of people that our colleagues that we say it and you'd be pairs, probably I'm sure yeah, I'm a car like, and I just that you about your wife and you make what while you gotta talk about bang, and so is why have you got a really, no good, just a crack jokes about that? Some guy, I don't know it's gonna, be after I've been around you and the wife for ten years in you haven't tried to fucker. Yet the right you could be some crazy person cracking

making ever by uncomfortable yeah. It's always think. It's weird when you find out like somebody that you think you are that you do know fairly well, then you touch on some weird where just in innocuous joke about, like I heard your Mama's, big tits or whatever ripe and her like a fuckin known. Ah my doubts that mom she eagerly while railway lightyear rational about every other thing. But then, as I this weird line can be cross, will there's people that are looking for you to cross alone, all returned to area delineated, in our line does those outline guys looking to say the unacceptable Yeah She then documentary about bank ski banks. He banks, eggs, they give jagged exited gives? No, I didn't I saw the preview didn't compelling, is pretty amateurs tonight. It's good! That's good! It's one! It's one of those things that you're gonna look at at least allay global different. Now, really like there's so many things that you just don't even notice like that Andrea, the giant symbol.

That's everywhere. It shows the got it makes that and what he does and how he's been doing. It has been doing it throughout. You know everywhere, and it just shows also like all these street or what, when the God does, that comes out, says that can't they arrest him. Maybe they consider that, like when you put those images all over the place like that, they consider that their products are feeding eradicate. We were nationalism say by maybe unless they catch you red handed like you go around all day and say I put that up there, but really there's no more room for me how they can approve it. You did it, you understand it. Ashen you're, an artist years. You were worse. Here's this first original sketches yeah is I did. I put myself on a billboard in Silverlake I was driving home from the airport, and I saw there is a top chef. The new season top at last season was in Washington DC and they had all the contestants standing. Unlike the reflecting pool Washington Monument on this billboard and when I was ass tat. I just thought like

funniest shit. If there is some other, if you just added another CAS member, some weird do with it, and I just seen that exit through the gift shop in you know they get these big things printed up real big. It came to those like all. I can get it printed up. I called a was they do it he's a vinyl king gos make it as big as you once I put on, I put out like a fedora and chef shirt like everyone else's wherein had a big part was like stirring. It am. I frantic picture and I had a pretty, not real, big king gos. And then and then I rented a ladder from home depot hand, I climbed up on the roof of the seven eleven and blackened stack myself If you re about to get out of my guy have some animal stake thing is. I might is, I have to say, I'm sway. Small, might well wonder, miss I

alive I miss judge, I did misjudged the size of the billboards slightly, but I did, what myself to be smaller exaggerated. Put myself like I was in the background of the reflecting public has re apart, but when I got up, I could reach up. So I ass. The people did, you worry about fallen knows on the roof of the seven eleven I I just had to get up on the roof and then use. Another look like an eight for latter to get up to do that's cool hilarious, IKEA yeah. I can pulled up on now. Can you get in trouble for this, though we should we not holds dine at over, like they took the billboard down right, but it was somebody else's ad Well, you know I want to. I was at a party and there was an executive producer for the show who, About it and thought it was where both do they, they gave the green light. Have to get it out of my email, no outrages. Romania was already there yeah me too.

Are you running it? I was with me so creative. You know it was early. On a to it was an we. I guess I can't sell out the people who helped me but me and the guy too. Like my look out like a guy on the corner, just to see presumes that a busy intersection and is he was I had my headphones on with my cell phone. He was just over there just like all right. There's no cops, no cot like he was just there to tell me if cops are coming, but we both like after we did it. We both agreed I haven't felt that kind of like excitement? It was the legally it was a feeling. I haven't really felt since, like fifteen or sixteen like just real mischief like like a cotton ray, I dont know there is a certain lay cause we weren't like drunk or hire a girl is a certain kind of innocence in, like fuckin all man, I haven't felt like that in a wild like that was like because they give It caught to like, what's gonna happen, a car like especially you'd, sober you're, not high, and the conflict

you do not like why Judea and I just put my picture on their that's. I don't know you don't fuckin idiot, I guess pudding everywhere, because if you're not wasted or any theory right there to get you out to get you with private animalism leg and ways of police. I talk to my friends in its pretty serious if it costs a lot of money to fix a well born not but like like people that, sprays like sprayed aside a buildings. I've got a lot to repair since a great can be really expensive. Yet what I think there's a big difference between graffiti, I guess and unlike when, like banks scare in an all these, like street artists guidelines, gather actually making like pieces of they're. Ok, bizarre, whether graffiti guys do some Patty S work yet, but you know these guys do some stuff that where people want that graffiti, so bad though by the wall that building one for millions of dollars, you know I mean that big? These guys are nickel this movie is is that it knows how to do that. So you the wall. The building,

there was no doctor, so we're gonna. Take this fuckin building they'll, take the wind out of of that part of the While this is I've never even heard of the yet? What this arts losses documentary? That's a billboard that I never got to her. That's the thing put on the billboard within ten foot by forfeit nurse thicker. There were these ads for. I don't know what it was like urging care or something and the whole bill borders at the blue, billboard with white. Writing that, like fine, it said my blank hurts we're gonna play wiener burger filled him with. Yes, here just said billboards and where herds, it was in November and, like I was on the road and I got back and saw either way. I saw the billboards like: let's do that

that time is a MID November. It rain for like two weeks, almost every night, it rain. So we couldn't do it. It's a big sticker. We couldn't do it when it is raining, We don't want to do it on a Friday or Saturday, because it was a bit kind. There was a bar right there either way. The night when we, finally, it wasn't rain and we're gonna do it. They took the billboard, We missed it by literally a few hours candidate. I like a sort, a nigger, though borders, no more than a wieners well, yeah I mean we have the sticker either put wiener somewhere well, I can also just spray pain over it and make it into something: I can keep my eyes easy to act. Still words yeah you stupid and unlike making a leg in it, I don't know

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pile of words, high pox areas as anybody in size, such a strange, very strange, was he just like isolated from society like family or friends of annulling you lived with his parents are believe he was just really crazy. Obviously, there's some sort of serious mental imbalance and he just went nuts and the people blame it on. Sarah Palin cost a pale and how these deserve website idea which she had all these people today. We're, targeting that we gotta get rid of these people in your district campaign against them, and she had like targets on little balls. I talked like therein gun sites exactly yeah gun sites is the right word, not targets that be what you'd hit the whole the whole thing behind it in ours. Is it's such a fuckin, strange debate now? Well, it's like yeah you, you really do have a certain responsibility. You gotta recognise that

Shit, you saying is flammable, you know not, everybody is gonna, be able to handle it and there's a certain amount of nuts out there. But if you put certain thoughts in there, We might do something really fuckin crazy and they haven't done it. Or you might be, the straw that breaks the camel's back open bulls eyes on people. Aren't you no gun sites on people and there's somebody out there that might just that's it? That's all they need and they go. It's not your fault that that fucked up absolutely not but got a certain amount of fuckin responsibility when you're in the public eye in a position like that crazy bitches me, You know she someone's gotta, talk to her so going to let her know you can encourage violence. You can't do that because that's it you're, a bad or who are savagery. You know your people, but look I would guarantee. They think that forty one percent of Americans believe that

less than ten thousand years all does a recent Gallup poll. Forty one persists its. I can't like. I am so shut off. Like I mean it's so disheartening, scary, right and but think about those people did they can vote just like you, and I can't I'll do it here. I mean yes, let me if she is, she connects. You know what those people and she rides this think this wave of retards, like there's the numbers, are very high calorie spoke. I think ten years from now, like there's gonna, be a president in office that makes George Bush like look like a fuckin genius leg and Sarah paint like we're not that far away things are being diluted. So much and people are just down dumb down and dumb down like I'm dumb, the attic I used to be, to tell you a hundred phone numbers, I know my mom's phone number. I can pride. I probably know five phone numbers now and that stretching its primary like three

my turn away, but people, but these thy generations reach, is being born with never having to learn a phone number, never having to retain information. Could they have Google and they have it sake? Yet in ten years. If there is a ten years, they'll be european for president more, like I mean yeah, there's gonna, be someone like her just some fuckin I on know what, like it's real obvious, that we're moving in a direction where things are becoming more complex and things are becoming more technologically advanced. But at the same time people getting so fucking soft. It's also There's, two races going on in others are raised. The DE evolution raise what we just fuckin dissolve into some blob, like creature, in the higher form, where they figure out. How do you know, abandoned the ego and transcend the human body and download just listen to computers and shit. Like that mean that's did these, it is a two directions are growing. At the same time, people

the evolving to the fantasy laziest count in the world, live in America, and then At the same time, you know in any no miracle was one of the biggest first world countries right at the top. People living on the country's fat. When then, when there's money in this technology, the dvd the evolution is at a fuckin. Staggering pays well it's few idea, the people who are evolving like it's. Just all these people, like the Sarah Palin type people, the people were behind that that slake they're, just their clinging, they're closing arms, a nerd tools. It's easy do. I don't know, manipulate like it say, there is some kind of power that doesn't want, like people to evolve like it's easier to control people of rusty stupid. So it's like there's never gonna be, but they want they want it to. They want to be controlled and the people get it's been offered it. That's what it is. It's fucking

Frank, no one! You when you have a certain box that you'll think in that it now has no think outside the box. Jesus is right here and not above that right boat down there. You don't have to think anymore. You're done. You have much more resources at your disposal. You'd have to think about it a lot of people. Second, managing the mind tool for a lot of people, it's like for them you, u questioning any other shit, it's like you, you're fucked up my mind. Maud, alright! get angry. I am your break me under already jeez, Sir Angry, because, like their days or just filled with sexual repression and gill and fucking, you know it say so crazy yeah. So there that's. They need to channel all that You know some second deadlock. Guy a cat and had had slackened and meet our guy he's got something you might. You might want to make a separate trip in the parking lot bigger bag bundesrat.

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but then I guess blinking started suing people because their kids, like Hitler, fuckin, was dated. Kid was writing pay. I have heard of that happening. I have heard of a kid etiquette with Frank, actually thought they could do that, because a cartoon near announced crawl do just watch your kids, you lazy counts is picking up a dying man. I don't I'm swinging the foyer. All I did someone did. I signed a head owner memory, the head boner that you will get a lawyer that came out of God. I don't remember that those are the first went around that luxury of ever tree branches, sulkin, trees, fuckin shows were great. I think it's funny when you like saw a guy like the three stooges. You know you ever saw and curly act and often you just saw Ivan ahead. The word question, though, is how come it's ok to watch? Those now like you could have those now the cartoon network, with all his explosions abolishes donor, but you could make a new cartoon like that for kids

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the ideas of the about religions stopped dead, right, dead story, there's like there is no way this bitch is talking for God why Zog craziness. These are all crazy people in your around them. You feel terribly gonna get the fuck away from them and I can see the hypocrisy and see their anger and see that here the ship they were talking about, whether you know and the priest was on AIDS talking and the difference in that and the way they were acting yeah. This is like this isn't. Sanity like this is a to torture, colony, you're, just fuckin, kids heads It is yet, does it fuck you up, I did it for eight years. First grade can, when I was in second grade. This is one of the most fucked up things second grade, and I was in the they do like that. Passion play that it's like this, patent thing they do around Easter were like a bunch of kids. You put on a little player when I write, and so on in whatever this course thing. When my friends Jimmy was possible and we're every hersel in church, and I

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channel. This fact and energy that kid just fuckin spit on the ground. Let's go like beat the shit out of him with a ruler and yeah, maybe I'll say, prayers and Neil on shock in all kinds of weird shit. They made up yeah and you know, there's a lot of people, their defended, they say hey. You know my church was not like tat. We were to occur, believe you know, I'm not saying that it's all like that, but damn allowed work across borders throwing earlier some people went through a good catholic programme, those okay but deep, maybe even their willing to tolerate a lot of shit. The you and I there's a certain amount of rules. These you say: well, that's the way the rules are in for a lot of people that I why fight the rules, but from comics. Most people have the mind of a common area, in other words like this real stupid. What is this rule wisest yeah catholic school squashes? All that shit we're NATO tolerate ceiling like you know like, because I wasn't a second like given teachers. I wasn't like one of those kids like fuck, you right eye. It was like yeah Trying to make my friends laughing like I don't give a fuck about what they retire,

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oh sometimes, while this is kind of a whole different can of worms, but I do think that, it's like it's really, Sir absorbed self serving selfish kind of like ninety percent of my brain powers. Thinking about me what I'm doing you know right, and so I do it's kind of an empty existence, sometimes like well, you know. Maybe we should just be helping people, you know actually really doing some instead of second. Worrying about you know, taping fuck and set on a tv show right were four minutes a joke, but also like yeah just lake. And others like kind of weird kind of fear success. I think I have from a two where it's like. I'm always like same on, not good enough right could thereby his Tommy I'm a fucking idiot. We are creating a knock at the fuck off right. And now it's like our like there's weird kind of its a mixed bag. Lake

yeah, you feel like you're fighting against all the time, what you're swimming upriver aeroplanes, chicken with something you know what it's like you know, oh here is where I want to be here. You know like yeah chicken with success or whatever words just like? Oh right, when I'm gettin toad, I'm gonna fuckin flinch because I don't have the fuckin balls are the you know, confident, sir. You know shit that was kind of tried. The shrines shaken out of me when I was a kid, I think that's a real valid point man, I think you know especially seeing little children growing up now being around my daughters and then seeing how they evolve like as little human beings and how your programming, your input, shames out their confidence shapes the with do things like I've seen my little daughter change from scared to be around kids, to be like really social millennia short a short time of time like fearless like and the groups, the kids and starts plan and its real

like a slow metamorphosis of just just communicating with her and and showing her. You know how to how to be around people and what's fun and not get getting to finally give them a framework of how to think about things, but the framework that you get from the of school is so Jack. It's so you more bad guilt, your terrible Pershing Urania legitimate person. You gonna, shoot in your parents, your shaming God. It's always like you sockets all it's it's just this terrible fuckin over. Overpowering suppression feeling crazy might my my whole religion growing up was completely hunters, indifferent and mankind. You guys arson This goes Sunday and went away out of his tea Christian Lutheran flew through yet, but it was more like mellow like so here's what we believe in. Let's talk about. Of course, then you didn't go to let the Lutheran School now and I didn't do I set my folks- were like crazy, religious, like I'd, go to church on Sundays. Up until you know, I was for,

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too much of what he'd like they know that he's like a comedian, and I think he said he showed dates and staffing his thoughts. But they're calling Labour day neighbour, Dave Wrestling, and if you re, I think neighbour day was just in the hospital for Supper and Douglas do most things are again people to send him weird stuff dog does not get the crow enough credit for just these genuine human lives is pretty disrespected across the boy. I now know that I agree with. That doesn't mean I mean he should be here. Stadium is normally there who should be like the biggest guys ever yeah. It's it's there's dislike we know what it is for me. It wanted to construct. If you want to construct comedian that I could go to see as a lifelong stand up to Media India, you know the extent of super forgot known Gonna, hear some crazy take on something that I either agree, whether I could see his point in its he's takes me to place. I didn't see common, it's hilarious,

These are well thought out here and it's all consulate, evolving and it's all always interesting. It's always real and it's like God, damn that is stand up. Fuckin Kommeni by God, that's the real shit right. There were not many people like him like seeing a dog. Dan Hope show that I could think of that is so, because a few comics where, where I will always like how come the hall, world doesn't know about. Nicht APOLLO would never seemed to Paul kill. I've never seen I've never seen Nick live outside of like Montreal play something when I was coming up when I was in like one thousand nine hundred and eighty eight when I was doing open mic nights. Nick Depalo was a couple years ahead of me and he was just a fucking killer. Even then I ve always had like sick timing and great writing and What to see him ships a couple years ago. He was do want a late night shows. What do you do? their Brenda motorcyclists lean back that I strongly and then again his panicking

way, I haven't seen him in an fuckin forever and I almost forgot funding was just destroyed. Destroy nevertheless, got that fuckin boss did they go on eleven he's got that fuckin blossom accent yeah that this had happened. It's not about people in Katrina, knocking rescued They didn't find if you could Phuket spell because it was in the roof. Hep happy. What's up the big mouth water, such I'm, totally bare of raising a negative apologize butchering. You jerk, I'm sure I did, but I'm just like this motherfucker self, just like so that that hard Austin style funny to yeah yeah right. Guys came out of that. I am hoping that, with the new media. With you know the internet's in an podcast and shit like that, open there. There's gonna be some people that we get reintroduce to a whole new group of humans, but there's a lot people like that. Like it, I like this,

what comics that, for whatever reason they just you know, people lost touch with them. They disconnected with them because they didn't get on Uno Twitter. They haven't done anything on comedy central, a long time and people just want to forget stood still good as a resource all became a cry. Somehow words, somebody get tired of it too. You know some duties guitar to performing deterred arising and then the fate off. That's that's boss. Later yeah. I like goes, I mean you know if you get a reputation, is being a fuckin pain in the ass, her cocoa butter, crazy, like yeah, then nobody's gonna another like as easily give this guy show doesn't drank and shows. On time occurs. It becomes a sulphur effect an hour Am I talking about anybody in particular to say in a way I noted There are some really I mean like rouse Sean rouse, one of the funniest on the planet like.

We can do with them like a guy. Nobody wants a baby sit on the road right. Yeah he's he's China. I'd he's totally cleaned the shit up. Here I mean I'm sire yeah. That's all I've got enough, so many health problems still that's the real problem. But he would get pretty like. You know, a lot of clubs that that work at that I'd be afterwards and I go. Did you hear about were arrested? here. He could be Handful unease Draken, I guess there's always a do. There's always a Pablo Francisco story, this whole time. Having never easy. I don't know him out of the best. I will say Everybody has an insane story about him, like everybody, anybody's, Madame for two seconds and is just as good energy. That guy is always that this friendly happy energy. I, like a member at the other day when we're the improv whither. I was talking to him before show or something use outside it.

You do a lot of videos in areas like always will now have a real conversation with member. If I could have a conversation with Pablo in Europe, we don't even know if you really talk without talking to Robocop. Here we are one of the IMF, Tuesday nights level either well, you just sometimes go in character and oh he's just life. It's fun. It's really funny certainly notes so funny man, certain comics, does have good energy be around them as other guys of Unita funny either funny dislike. Let me just keep the fuck away from you until you go and states and a watch on the back and I'll get the fuck outta here, get our state

I envy those guys with that positive, like where everybody in the rooms, twenty percent happier than like that dude showed up, because I could be moody and wait. I mean like it's like a wire and I always just like that's fine and laugh all the time, but some those like me, if you could do it all over again, you would, if you were an old man. Are you deathbed, someone said to listen? I can make it twenty again. We live in the party all over you, narrow, comedian, Stanhope Comic. They're running rail, telling jobs having a good fuckin time making people laugh now what you think you'd be ecstatic, yeah, Rep for or you'd villain, fuck man ready to go. May God area under the next dimension can make me live this stupid materialise, we're gonna get inside a Malkovich, so you see two words, but I think you did want to go back. Many would really appreciate the fuck out of here. I think about that all the time that there is gonna be a last second day and lay well you're not really fucking go into now

It's you know what it will where in a weird time, because right now, life expectancies he's and longer and longer blue supplements and exercise and taken care, your body and in a medical treatments and make sure that people get checkups on a regular basis. The catch anything. That's fucked up and went on peoples live longer and longer and longer at that, and then they start inventing new things when they start running and gene technology getting until you know, milestone inhibitors for your body and now different forms of you know: Nano Botz, how to get cancer and there's going to be some crazy shit in our lifetimes easily extend you know that the average life span to like me, maybe even like a hundred fifty years, the average wealthy guy or article, twenty or better, your height, fifty matches your hundred fifteen. Still like you were thirty four hundred

years old, for whatever reason like that, you like keep your body like Stallone style, heavily prepared, and then you, like a hundred fifty inside talk, subject: she's like twenty five minutes later, the hundred and thirty when you were born, could you imagine that conversation you two hundred fifty year old dude, you know you know the best I can I mean I can't even hang over twenty four exhilarating the worst another friends have girlfriends. Like, I have some friends in electing their thirties and they'll have a girlfriend a young twenty eighteen as it also under your I'll, hang out together and the conversation to exploit left, turns into walls and spends out why you letting her hold the steering wheel man. This is right, you know we're The great conversation Olsen went back into the raw. Has disclosure fuckin plough honour. I know they're gonna get a better than we have tried and if I can hang out your hand on I've tried it, they were good and now it, but it say he dearly recent cheese years. Could you like fucking, you know, open. Your fucking God. Well, it's I understand you know given and try.

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its most of the time someone's angry at somebody in some left somewhere in somewhat promise me something, and there were some money that was most gummy. We were gonna, buy house yellow. Hence my our still under his name and yeah that's where we want to get their claws. Someone could they know, I guess you'd Shorty right around the corner and what I ve been hurt before so there, the defensive yeah made some of em pull together and you know they take your glasses and you get the shit together and they go to cross fit in well suddenly, reading books and think and healthy. Is thirty six zero that are happy to be saying? There are many things I often women. What would we do it? As you know, I'm not saying if, if it's you out there and you fit this profile, don't get upset I think that it is it's too. I really sympathise with women.

Like they do, have a lot of fuckin love more problems and they can get pits origin. It will yeah they can get pregnant. You sat alone like some guy who just banged you. Then you have your connected to him forever. The need him financially guy can't I don't wanna talk about it because it makes me sad. It is interested me out that, like fuck that shit, it's ridiculous, it still works that where it should be so clear whether or not we we have babies are not. As my scream here: anyway, be so clear, it shouldn't be just some random load sneaks through and their impregnates. You should be like so super duper clear yeah that should be like it should be difficult. We should make it more difficult to have This is where I am being persons for breakfast. There will be no, but killing them disrupted the cycle of unity, limits to sell spoken. Breakfast life

but the Finnish. I thought, though, sake I can understand girls wanting we're getting desperate around like majorities, because it succeeded, said she'd say but Thirtys they fall off the sexual radar and lay Deeds seconds is doubtful. A reason languages can keep. You know they can leave their fifty five year old wife for thirty two year old check in as long as the man, but I know, only represents a position of power where the woman fills attracted him as he can provide. Yes, almost always that fifty five euro broke do not worth shit, but a fifty five euro guy with a ferrari can get so too. Personage or even just a decent job. You know like a guy who makes a hundred and fifty grand a year, something you know or yeah It is possible for, if he's a good guy in a final, solid checked, its authorities usually doesn't work. There were, but the wife is kind of you. No higher than you know the video that was online that I was talking about and it's it was on Twitter and I put it up there and it's really horrendous to watch it's really hard to watch. It says guy getting conned

by these nigerian scammers. We got called out of three hundred thousand dollars he's, not a rich guy was as it is. Gin, everything he received entire life and he got conned into thinking that this porn star. They put pictures of this point, are, you know, sent him all his YE males and photos of her, but this was her that he was communicated when there and then she need money and one point: we give our sixteen hundred dollars a day. It was going to these nigerian scammers. He flew to London fourteen times and fourteen separate measures to meet her, but never gotten contact with her, like you would literally fly. All the way to London go whether where is she what the fuck, what the fuck, what lighted for America routine time orders and at times he kept doing he kept doing it so convinced that this girl was real ways ahead of the day so convinced, and they d have like that. But the email logs under the show and how they went back and forth and they just skin. This motherfucker, I mean right,

The point is, I don't know what I was saying or Twitter was like. This is just like a limping wild beasts. Getting alive by Hyena yeah. This is some weak minded crazy person. You know who's gun old and gone bit soft. We'll senile. When it happens, all people lose ribbon: railways, girls, deepening sixties of blood, at all sudden. They just lot to hold his brain and rekindle the spark of romance just that. The youth, I thought, maybe you could be real, and this is three euros. Fuckin super hot porn star really was in love with his old dope because you said you're sixteen her hours a day in the sky was like it happens, You never know man I'd like to do that. Take some sick answer today, You don't try to deal you're gonna Tyler, that's it you gotta do is washed. Finally, the amateur friend grow priest its man, a man of culture, gotta, The chicks are

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The vice guide to travellers and see if there's is insane videos when so many of the websites. Little difficulty to sift through cannot go northern dreaming, Netflix preliminary like streaming watching the barrier when it's fucking, fantastic man, you don't realize how insane life is over there, then, on a daily basis. They are dealing with something that's out of the most insane apocalyptic movie of all time. You were living in the camps is learning eyes. You were living aware these we were living. You literally, you mean you might as well be living around wild dogs. Can you you might as well be Would you do? I don't know my microphone just went crazy. Some of these people out there does wildness to them You know there's some yet going now, a lot of cannibalism, a lot of relations in others, the lottery war going on this is one. Do David, consul general

make it yet have I. Why is a thing ass for me and he's going to that's, you watch that in, and you know, as soon as the? U n leaves that guy's gonna take off that preacher uniform in its these can be a warning So I think we know these drinking innocent blood from babies. Before he's not I mean yes snoozing across his enemy lines and kill a kid, bring back, kill him and eat parts of their heart. What the fuck man you mentioned that scene, I can't you manage. If you saw that video online, would you click that link? That is the the question now there was a video now show you, I don't fucking everywhere in my last it emerged early any of it out there, though I don't want to see the other must if these guys are really done it. It's amazing. Sky is running around we don't preaching. It's really kind of incredible spell out. I mean he knows, he's like he knows survivors effect in. What's the word Looking for now sociopath

well he's a sociopath, but like no more than any politician like no more than Dick Cheney here, you know she's so unfortunate man and you gotta. You gotta, think think this. This whole situation is so far it's take back hundreds of years to clean up because their life is so chaotic for these poor people and they grow up in this environment programme. Like then, a programme to deal with war and this in all eleven and twelve year old kids with on the machine that there really are like wild animals there, crazy and other living there. Now they want more about death. Is every dies around them all the time? Yeah? It's it's a really really spooky spooky environment. It also people realise that even going on- and I think I didn't Erika I didn't know- you were so soft here- soft is puppy shit yeah, be shit no hot summer day, man who, in a real shit, hit the fan. That's why son said the other day. There was a hand. Our fight then turned into a forlorn riot and close down son. So yeah you tell me about that. You were there

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Where was the rule in this research which bar it was by adieu? It was by the right, see you know like the rainbow and hard rock section, is all by it was right by their in it. Just like people have videos on the internet of legal work. Going on and just getting shot out in my friend Katy he came back with a canister. One of the smoke comes out shot in like his direction or something where the rainbow is yeah. They didn't like it was crazy, there's some weird videos of of people filming on their iphones and stuff dude. Why how come alcohol and in men, Kohoan men mix so badly but no one ever mean no one ever trust seriously shut alcohol down from bars, but would have put a terrible converse, combination, alcohol and men trying to get

Bessy said the worst combination ever it's amazing that fights don't happen every single night constantly when you're at a bar she's amazing that you can get through a lot of bars without ever fighting. So I just need a bottle of Yeager Meister I mean I avoid manatees place where, if there's any kind of meat head contingency, that's not a bar, I can go to preside. Other fire in tricky, meat has can be Turkey. A lot of other, don't mean any harm, but they are used to this fucking way of behaving in dicks lab at each other the nature of his legs and doing stupid shit, and I think it's funny. People pick me out to like I of punishable face her son? like I mean I've. Gotten You know Sir Robert I haven't had any asshole nobody's, they can get away with it. That's all it is a lot of it. You know when it comes to those situations is just you, unfortunately ran into an asshole. That's looking to pick on somebody out his aggression and there's yeah. I can I note Arab, give off whatever vibes of like this guy Super non, confrontational or somethin, like you know,

so. I don't even want to be in a position because I got lake and a guys like you, like, I mean you're in goods. Your big do like it wouldn't we're both grown men like it wouldn't be. Like I feel like if a guy like you, beat the shit out of me, it should be viewed as like. The guy was taken, a puppy down the fuckin stairs like it's, not a lawyer like a lot for a man like that, I don't I mean I don't fuckin for arms like I'm, not a man, I will say more, would be like a big. Why can't fight I'd like it or not? You can probably ten push ups or something I was born me, the any any guy that chooses to look for a guy to beat up like that is a piece of shit and sees missing the whole point of doing more support in the first place, the whole point of exercising the be free of all the unnecessary instincts of the body and other pent up rage. I make you want a yell in your car and I'll guess who road rail and what makes people say insane should on the internet, mean allowances, pent up shit, the idea,

Martial arts and exercise is supposed to be they get all that stuff out. See could be. Small relax ports will get it no karate need any kind endued with big douche bag. I may have bidding me do not, since the worse things man is no need. We can disagree and things are going here you over there. Thank you. Sorry. By only to win this, I like I just don't get worked up about shit leg, I'm so easy to leg. It's like our you're right, I'm wrong! I'm a faggot like what he does not necessarily mean a deuce too, don't be induced me much escaped through I mean I can get mouthy that, like you know, said some deeds can man, I've been our with with friends get drunk, and then this is stupid. Shit to people like hey, I hate your start and something that I am a part of now and this might be the wings of the butterfly yeah. I can start the hurricane settle the fuck. Now, quite oh yeah, don't do that very basic ass! Somebody is fucking with me. I can. I know how to push buttons to

So that's what other problem if they can't push buttons backed and they get frustrated, I can't match. What's with you fucking, they say something stupid. You you're the perfect, combat the perfect timing, professional comedians, fair at all, and then they just. What are you fucking? Kick your ass funny, no funny man yeah. What have you become? What have you become and what have you done? We're gonna have to get you into some Neuro Linguistic Programming Tredah refocused, brain, garrulous Catholic, school guilt, bull, shit, man, yellow, would get together if overlooked in some, like a really giants, A big fan of that in Nuremberg. Linguistic programming have frozen these like into all sorts of free, like it. Your mind type shit like has like anchors comes over these things, like your will hold his hand in a certain way and ways killing on stage a whole Hannah Sort way, unlike remember that moment. So he then, when he goes on stage again,

members he holds his hand. The second weighty puts himself right back into the place where he was absolutely destroying onstage iq. He has like an anchor that experience again put himself in the same state. You get a state when you kill him when you're on stage but we just hurry. You know that feeling we just the pauses are perfect. Super relax in you just in the materia out and he he tries to anchor that state in his mind and consciousness in it. Memory. They does like doubt with his hands and then once he has it. You know, has it down than in his connection. What right, when he's about to go up he'll, do that same thing with his hand and literally recreate the state or unilateral fear area. But I think that's why I don't know it sounds I mean whatever works or whoever, but I mean every situation is different. Like whatever you were doing to make that night. The perfect died of comedy this the whole did not of people total indifference,

different should happen today. Have does defiling that. That's definitely true, but I also think when I see I of the woods attracted to me about it, I haven't tried it yet, but is that you know it's like its? Sometimes it's real difficult to figure out where to put your brain when you're, but go on stage, like when you about to go on stage. First of all, I go over my material. I want to make sure I got this new. I got to do. I got to get this out of the way I could do this. I should try that, should I move this near, which I do that, but then it's like how what do I do happy here who excited, though, just wait till I get onstage until I figure out what the fuck I am. What do I do? It least what he's doing is true. Ankara himself to some really positive state of mind and then go. And then the ball falls where it may, and you know you might have to deal with hecklers or it might be a different kind of show, but at least

state of mind is the optimum state of mind so settling recreating the exact, perfect state? It's more like you just figures out the right way to be himself when he gets up there. If I may assets yeah it's stuff I am like. I said, I M kind of moody and it's just a bomb and I have to do- is shown its like a fuckin like this is the last thing I you'll capable do not that I never like I never piss moan about having to do if I can show, but sometimes I can just now Yeah, I'm not that and that the second life for the party guidance and when you go on stage and you get a few laughs, doesn't started started kick back, and sometimes I mean it's. It's always fun and it's you know by it No, sometimes the whole time on stage is kind of like I'm. Just not. This is. You know I mean we're humans, like gas, does not that much fund I do not feel like

You know I just in or is it the crowd or relates heavenly, given combination like and be in one of those like the press, just fucking wanna. Do this Sunday night show, and I get stage and there's like that, you know the crowds I our good we're here to fuckin right. This is we're not just gonna, be a bunch of fuckin shit. We're here. We all wanted to be here. This is in an office party here, right whatever end at any rate, yeah then, like any other changes everything you, because it's a total gives Take I mean ziggurat. A great fuckin mood in the crowd. Just like we're, not we don't really give wheat wandered in here. Some good I like right, which cannot but yet does happen. Yeah, so like our while this is in a mutually beneficial thing: do you Do you have crowds now, where they're comin out specifically to see you and you know the difference, not really not France, there are people groups in a handful of people who

no me from dog eye to eye open for dog for a few years spike. It's too spike heads too Just kind of being I mean I haven't been doing at Super Long Helen was about eight years, started a no to the yard, that's crazy. You're like in school you'd have Fuckin phd, but with common like a dream, you need a plan smears kid, yet I'm still figured it out and yeah I wish I was. I was like two thousand nine hundred and thirty. When I started and it's like fax, why don't I get like? I was having too much fun. Goofing off is like I wish I started when I was like twenty two yeah, but you know what you did. That's the most important thing is that you did forget about all that other bullshit no yellow eyes, I that I wasn't, I think the good thing is. Don't have this body of work from the past, that, like sucks Beckley your stupid. And I knew that I got some colony out there, the sum so video,

for when I was twenty. Five at Rascals Comedy club letters, e, terrible I've, a lush has had a hair down so jealous of my hair. I found my hair so really fallen. I would like to start in the fall out back then. Down. There was like the material, silly, Alsace, Guinea, I live waits back then I ll look and also MRS Awful Comedy and its attacks to me forever. I guess I mean the stuff. I even though I was twenty nine or thirty. When I started, I mean yeah, there's some pretty busy, great. She is doing either. It was a lot of shit exponentially. Don't you worry about others being with? I was twenty one by ya know: there's nothing that site completely appalling. I've got him I was twenty one man there's a couple times at a record of myself, no record the second time around stage. I have a back their sore and Cosette and its rolling sat on his body is tremendously bad, so harm

got us that a handful to listen to my accident makes him. I kick myself, there was so is it just a thick Boston access little bit boss and acts as a means say what you have to say when you twenty one Just look at me, then people. Why do you want me to look at you and any other? Ok, I have to figure that out of here get way ahead of yourself. You go and look at me. First before you have anything to say, twenty one I mean, if you're right now, you're thirty six years old sums. Thirty seven you go to a comical some twenty one year old goes on stage. You know, like I mean, come on. Rent really how much you can usually it's I mean I tried not to prejudge people. Are there. I can tell on site whether or not somebody's fucking funny or not just tat like every now, and then your surprise. You, like I thought that guy was really gonna satirist. Judging by the way it looks in rugged towel like it. But now I try keep an open, mind and yeah at times. It sake heard that, but like it's just people, like a lot of younger

I just don't have a knowledge of late. It's like you, not the first got ever fuckin split the item on this lake. You know you don't think I gave it was helpful to have knowledge of stand up. You, sir, to have to have like a body of stand up that you listen to before you just and we give a with some stuff, even lake. You know I mean I listen to a ton of I've, a bunch old, commie arms and I are like cinema and vine on item. Since I was a kid I mean I collect them stay here, I buy them into cheap hobby. Having get comedy apiece for, like three bucks appear. But even just like yeah, I can well yeah. You should know like older shit, because it's like you're, not the first guy lot of the stuff that you think is brilliant. It's like well fucking, SAM Kinison had a whole thing about it or not You're, there's five guys working road right now do anything, allows a Starbucks Coffee CUP sizes being

a different name, the small medium large lake. Go on there But it's all. I guess you just figure it out. I can understand someone to do in their own version of it until they sort of get their feet out from under M or did their feet under em you now in there. Just you know when you don't open my knights and shed, I get all that, but once you actually start doing gigs start going places, then she problem What other people Don T know yeah yeah I mean. Sometimes you can t, do any Bruce. Joking, no cases there is a do the ice, no back in Boston. It is a great writer, surely flag, I didn't you didn't steal it. He wrote it so was a way Bruce, I like men, should gotta know about that. One. It was about gay people and gaping gaping illegal this man gave being gauge legal so what they do they they take you and they put you up.

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the worst fucking diarrhoea. Again I just changing my bit like did likewise update my diarrhoea junk to the lasting gamey diarrhoea thought tat I had but Jim again has like this huge package pockets- and I didn't I saw it on tv. One like I saw his and I turned on tv comedy. Central zones are going to watch some of this guy and he goes in a fifteen minute, hot pockets chunk and I went out, and nobody ever tell me that this guy, like I mean not reduce disability talks about. I will give you diarrhea where they, I think, you're passed on cross your fans in his fans and you anyway, his people seems like it's a pretty famous kind of bitter think it ever even I did, and I dont know the bit though, but I know he does a bit is often ministers. I don't know that

but I know he hasn't been that way. It's like his signature, like put him on them. You know put him up into that he's an interest case. You know he's innocent guy in super squeak, clean nice and super successful. Take care, the thing to which I've been talking to other comedian. And who are like kind of you know on my peers. You know where I still feel like I'm struggling with like really fucking dialing in like finding my voice. Getting into that legs zone of, like you know like Duggar linked, is really knowing who you are right, like I don't feel like. I have any strong opinions on anything sometimes and unlike willing, yeah. Awaken, you know don't yet

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fighting once I ll try to kill each other with their bare hands and feet and you're like no kidding, I'm fucking Sudan, Somalia, that's not me. I think Luna known Quasi gaze, fantastic Lucy, Gay, so good that I will hear anybody ever say anything but alike, but Lucy case aware, as it does not make one comment that I know that is at the centre of like everybody's, got it so cool to be around you know. A time with a guy like this is due in a new hour of crazy new way every. But I was kind of dissected and you know what I was seeing cause like. I've been talking to other people about how Lake or what I've been nosing. It's like. Oh, take this character, a catholic and ass. They still himself like this right. And like even Louis, seek a guy who's, just kind of like writing grey. Shipping even has little. Why did you do like he has? These little kind of things are as part of his personality and re. He talks where he's found his voice. What it's like

and you know you could say a sentence without reading any joked. It's just like the way. It's like. It's all. These elements are combined to. I just make this perfect. That's what makes a great comedian say: you're, like this definitive personality, which people can do impressions of you right, right. That's I guess we're like. I feel I don't feel I got the I like. I can big people have gone stage in key people, unattainable, my bedside, what's what's my fucking Why not you! You know that sounds weird, but even like Benson Doug Vincent was too about that in some interview, solid with like it's like? Oh the pot thing just kind of actually happening before that. He was here a funny while respecting commedia, but they were once you have like some thing were that identify as you right, share the. I don't feel like. You have a phrase that, unlike

can deliver a beard out, No, I'm not like you need to get her done. I've made you know doing it. Fucking cause I get bigger, say you'd have. I could be a doctor if I went to fuckin school years, but you would put so much more effort into being adopted in June, the Bein a comedian communion with this power, pretty fuckin lazy about writing and about performing about you know really going over material and creating in trying to enhance it yeah. I record all my sense, but only listen to have never it's fuckin torture to listen that's really the weighted developed, material whenever how a new bit- and I applaud laws and I go over it and I listened to recording and then I go over the way it's written. The wait said I wish to make a better. I always enhance it for sure always beneficial. It is I'm the worse. With the two like. I have five drawers full of Lakes pieces no books like I just right

sit down and wait for the note book in a drawer. It's like! I wonder what are you flip through this the little mirage in an Watch yourself, it's like a ripe was a man, a mother, We did earlier member headphones nearly as well as creating well those louder, loudest, never wears elaborate sitting here, the whole time later on your head. Will you took the headphones off? What did you do it yet took Meda funds and you put a mere the microphone message back, raising no Europe there when it when it, sir, for they were still doing what's it over there and that's weird, doesn't say it sounds kind of weird socks, revellers blagden, right terms. Where were you oh Jesus, like Godaddy, I, like your thing, no voice, not even your gimmick. I know just what is kind of you. I don't feel like you're, a hundred that satisfied with the evolution of you, as as do not representative of who you can be on stage

and you know really, no, you cannot away. I can go back and forth and its yeah. Pretty was very honest man. It's you know, there's a he's been many times in my life. For my act like changed or who I felt about myself on stage in our performed is changed. And most of his depending on how much focus on putting on you know and who you're hanging out. Where do you hear me? You know it's just you I mean I think you could deftly lose a grip on it. Let us think of accommodated site. You can start off good women- how items your Senegal starts out really good, and might this kid got potential then, somewhere along the line they diskette out, we get z. They wrote yeah twenty good men at an act that one in three and it's like while you're forty two. Now he really be doing that same joke. That was wholly that brutal does the most painful part of it targets to let go of ship. They know more work and try new things that no one's ever heard of

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He has got to also be connected. The fun like it's very difficult to have a fucking, complete shit life and be funny onstage, like you, don't feel like funny. He there there's gotta be some fun involved and the reality is when you're in college or your work. If we a phd or you're involved in some crazy business, we have to work sixteen hours a day. There's not a lot of fun. Yonah, there's not not a whole lot of humor and any other infer come a certain amount of you always has to be lazy, I've never met like a great comic that at least one point in time didn't struggle with extreme laziness and redress donation and self indulgence the need to just now. They are because you know you just early ebbing Canada Girl like you get obsessed with it. You fuck it yeah we're all. Like I mean, I know, least yeah I didn't like bed time in, like anything, and now it's like adults like we're our kind of a bunch of fuckin, overgrown here to relax. I'm gonna bet fuck. I were I fancy

you're gonna, live times today. Return now the fucking has now returned knows emails tomorrow. What I do I get my writing done and then, when I get my writing, Dunham satisfied I've gotta thousand words or got some real good shit. There are like what I'm sand at thousand words whatever whatever feels enough, then I just start surf the internet. I wasn't documentaries solely watched, so fucking galactic void commander about boat. They think. Aren't you just? Why don't you do like laptop in bed then asked the man alone like going on knowing people. I think that's rude like what my office, that's when I read my best shit, that's my this. My area means which is where we shall miss podcast outside this. You know I did, but you know I mean I got. The spot nailed knows that, what's goin on from our refrigerator right here, can. I use my computer here not going anywhere

Any ideas- and I have from watch a documentary and want to be right here, comfortable. They can come out as easy as possible in order love. Man is fuckin ever note thing, now that you ve ever seen. I do know that as well as an application for the Iphone about three or four Toyota, Droid said adroit, yet yeah, I'm sure they haven't for George. It's amazing man. You can take websites any ideas, Have these? Yet a website like wild scientists, just new discovery in inside every black hole is the possibility of a new universe. You know your name. Well, I gotta remember that what would this everquest thing? Are you It was like press, you can get it. You get the web page page loads up like the text version of the web page with photos and loads. On your you're ever know, and you save it and you have that article. Anything. You have an idea, you haven't ideal, a gift right, you are you. Right. It's all your fault, he put it never known and

put it in ever noted sinks, abbot it sinks up with your home computer, it sinks up with whatever else you gotta get a laptop wherever you want to keep the notes for a comic it's fucking, valuable man. Yes like if you running a new bay and you don't have time to transfer your phone use, it doesn't matter just turn on your new phone at the comedy club and others too, but I was writing that was working on a bit. It sounds the other night and right before I got up, I said oh shit. I forgot to to get that retreat from ever nuts I go to ever Noakes, which even Van copy and paste it put it. In my note, went over the ideas hit the beat the jokes womb gone state like you can keep all your notes, all of it all the time and you can access it. If you get a new phone like say, if you're fuckin Iphone falls, the toilet you, like fact, we view the apple store and get a new phone will. You phone will sink up and boom. All those notes will be right back when they were so fuck. This shit dude for right now. It's this shit, though the abuse. Thing about it is that it's not just text its text.

Pictures and anything else. It's you can save a whole web page. You want to read a webpage, read the whole thing. Man just saves it right to your phone saves a right, your lap. Can you sync up with any number of devices that you want? Your laptop, you got a home computer boo, Boo, boo, boo, boo, so far for comics, like when you find out like some. Crazy story online or there's some new subject. We have to talk about boom, it's so easy to save it or look it up right now I mean I have to change the price to change. Nine votes battery that my enabling your tongue on budgetary policy was too high member that use there? Are various united volcanic I'll get a job as such Is that what are you doing yourself when you do that? Given cancer proactive in you, I think it's just a little electric charge had set out with a fuck tried that first, there is a committed and asked, as he's got a joke about who, who is the first gotta try pineapple

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Remember like there is no real. Nothing sticks out with people go like if you fucking tell that We have these conversations before about guys taken guys in the row with them and tell them like what bits to do with it. We taken the guy on the road with yeah. It's kind of twisted good idea of random dude that had sound queues in cost him change, closure and beyond. Hide me featured no. No, but I'd be the feature act. Where lay no thought goes in the comedy bookings likes, you fall South Dakota, Brendan Walsh in Lake a guy called the midnight Swinger. Who is it? sky, but houses a fuckin shot. Lately I, like you were like a fuckin, vague, see, style things get up, Johnny. Bravo or whatever the cartoon guy, the big Do it right and is active like you know, does a bunch of sound queues and shoot the enemy get standing. Ovation thereby loves him. But it's like we're why my opening for like, if

anybody in the crowd likes me, probably not going to kid. Versa. People here to see the singing and dancing guy again super good dude. In my stay, I never got a standing ovation in my life and you get em six nights a week but those guys a freak out. Go why the fuck am. I not on Tv America loves these crowds, lovely island, I don't know guys like that who have what kind of those big Udo kind of closer thing rather holati they seem. A lot of them seemed to be happy with like doing like little rooms and vague, as here in Aragon, a cruise ship, and no really I mean I don't know, that's ok, I gotta get the idea that some of them are pretty happy with like and I can make you don't like it's. It's not easy to make aid here. Your grand a year rail and if you can do that,

just guys you re, like you. No kind of bee rooms had lining be room selling like a lot of them have like some kind of t, shirt or sudden. They sell in the fuckin, make more than again paid from the club that week off their like who fired a t, shirt ray. I know alive a lot of friends that when they go on the road, like the they run into trouble where people don't want a middle inform like Joey, nobody wants Joey DS, meadow inferior or are in love. Did you want? Don't want a guy like that to middle form like if in other student complain about him, like you goes up at the comic stork exists, is dirty and its ranching. It's funny, and people think for some reason that they do someone get to this mine said he can't pull him out of it. Thrill say I don't want to go now before me, like really like what the fuc come on. That's crazy. I don't mind anybody going on before me, with the exception of Lake famous Guy, like you know, how is it the last factory one time and was about to go up relay Carlos Menzies? Here you go.

And its isn't like you know, Weird Carlos, we see a story you want, I mean, did like you know twenty minutes. It was a most things. Reading of reactors and drive home like he did like fifteen or twenty minutes, but the crowd was pretty sight to see I am in any know he had a good said, but then I had to go up in his eye. Yeah bodies can still just getting over the fucking buzz from seeing that like. You always listened in. Those are good for you, man. I don't allow those sets in at the comic store, and I think those Sats Billy Tommy a lot about grab and the audience and about just go out there and getting into doing your shit, because there is there's a bunch of time, gone after Mart Lawrence Gatt and the crowd to be in a ninety percent black to yeah and Martin Lawrence would get off stage. Do I can show you these headlines? They do one set and destroy and then bring me up yeah, I know you want to hear fucking word, I'm saying right. I did it with Dice clay. I have to go in after Dice Clay a lot. I did it with a bunch of times with prior when Richard Pryor was really sick.

Oh. I went on right after I'm, like four elect example right away. You didn't realize you talked about this, but it's pretty crazy story. Use you so sick that these have to turn them I was so hot, so hot because he couldn't talk loud and he would in his in his chair. They will have to carry on the stage and it would be drinking and just get fucked up. Just talk about states really understand reducing barely man, always love pose no joke psyches. His faculties were diminished, substantially tat. He was on stage talkin and people had had this weird feeling that I was like, whose is a feeling of sadness. There's like a feeling of of Vienna here were paying tribute to a great legend of comedy, but man look at em. Now it's hard to watch, and so then they would they would

bring me up and the the piano guy Jaffa go our ladies and gentlemen, we have another very funny comedian. You might have Cinema news, Radio get after Joe roll away and were here I might have you no one. Not only was there was a radio. The time I think I'm lying on Hardball, who was a show that was on Fox, was a baseball shows on Fox and nobody gave up, but that show it didn't matter who you were anyway, man you were going to have to which a retired and they have to carry her. They have to carry him through. The audience was the alarm yeah so that their walking its chewy and some other dude are carrying him through the audience cause it takes a long time to get him through, takes like five minutes like no bullshit. They d have to be really slow as a sort of half walking him. I've carry him. So the audience is a standing ovation from MR prior and then you, onstage and you have to crack jobs Richard prior.

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profound sense and its is glasses. Clinking, as you know, is ice and his glass always loved pussy pussy, Never do no bad me like it was like he had no jokes, he had nothing to say all decide, polite ha ha? Legendary looks viable so sad, worse things, you is the greatest, in my opinion, if I had to pick one guy who is like you know, did the shining you know example of what's possible, so much better than anyone before em, so influential its prior he's so much better than anybody before him, a hidden. The no doing that style comedy it's like sort of friendly, rongji, honest insightful comedy so lovable so vulnerable. Like every about electricity was like that. You know at the time we say for sure that

stand up comedian ever and so the gulf that watching I'm just like his body just physically betraying him now success I do and then out do comedy. Lady, like it's such a double whammy. About an hour, make jokes about it, like UK, richer prior and then who is, is unknown white douche bag? Who, oh my with the fuck? Am I doing up here and I would say you know that's exactly what I'm thinking to racist get through this. In this light, it is chauffeur I still do like weird one night or things at the sky books. These shows There are all about an hour way and I are the in bars the other bars rough after no indeed, I did you and when I am even wagon. We at Newport Beach or something that you want to help you the NGO sure.

When are they never the place? It's COD ii p domes he don't we did. We all did Sal's call me all the other night. I love that place has little spot in oh yeah, got a great vibe did by what I was doing the show at the Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, before Christmas this year. So it's like it's a few days before Christmas, the guys I got fifty bucks go ahead. I did we got. There was just a hope. Christmas, full of was full of people over there for Christmas Party Interrelate, eight people up front who came from many show, but whose just take a coffee- and I hate this- is one of my biggest Pepys like when comedians these bar shows together in some guys you just there to get a drink. You can't force. We need our peoples throats and when it goes a gay falco. Eighty two shall gone on reared cycle. Yeah don't get on the guy's keys just having a beer man, our growing, so yeah, like world. It's all these people you're for Christmas.

I don't care what the fuck I'm saying these other people are kind of having you don't get a kick out of it, but I'd like very early on and do it on tape. It a tv thing this week. So I what well, it will be a chance to try my through that material which, like no way I got flock, As I just said when I was up, there was like it doesn't matter what the fuck I say doesn't like none nobody's even going to acknowledge myself said MIKE. I ran a baby overall, my way there and like it made me horny so back at jerk off on a baby and stole its wall it and found out where lived in when faced That's my job, and I just I just started Saint Ives- ran of shit and like the people who were pay attention, we're gonna kick is like it did, not not one eyebrow raised from the Christmas Party for the last seven years. The guy wanted me to do a certain amount of time it it's like gets. What are those gigs words like? Well, if I don't do the full five entirely may not give me the fifty bucks right so that

looked at my phone, I was recorded it or baby. I may return reporter off at a certain point, but I I saw had like seven minutes after I just said, I was like wife, seven minutes left, I'm just getting. Make noises for the last seven minutes. If anybody has any supranational zambian I'll try to make Whatever noise, you tell me a car, a law like you know, the full right of the car alone took some weird suggestion like a tiger. You're doing something and I wanna go on its great, but I did the time that is its, it's very liberating when. I don't know. I had a bitter experience like that in a really long time like this is fucking lay death impossible hoods that I was one of the most. It was pretty fun actually because I was like I realise that ok, I'm not gonna get to run through this fuckin settlers and I'm trying to get together and it

really nobody's pay attention, leg and injustice. Start you saying whatever fucked up we're chickens in your head. I did this gig recently, so the worst held. You have done a long time and I did a year ago that twitter thing ever we did it dove David off Nick soon me and was another person? North West Africa posting. I apologise, but it was something for What are they did? A rock bar and the acoustics were the worst acoustics ever. Every word you said was echoed back. Was totally incomprehensible, no one at any idea. What you're saying there was a very narrow area and a further stage. We could talk and that's it. The people in the EU, the stage like directly in front of you, you know six, to the left six feet to the right. They could hear you but everyone else on the sides had no idea what the fuck you're saying. I was literally five feet from the stage, while Bob was on stage- and I couldn't worry- we say that a lot but right mutton, just aware how big the venue for this it was

here again the night club, the Atlantis glance floor situation. It wasn't set up for talking now and then, on top of that, the whole time doves onstage blow and smoke on not kidding like he's covered in smoke, because then was on before him. The smoke is blowing down on him. He can't hear a word is fuckin saying and is at one point ten. We turned and looked at me and next illnesses like what is this Katy would be real like it was so spectacularly, surely set up it didn't even seemingly rewritten through and went up into the same thing, and I went up into the same thing, which we both like people on the side of us, we're just looking Annesley Anyone in you, they were just look at you didn't know I what the fuck you're saying, told me one of the craziest fuckin stories a couple weeks ago. I can't even do justice Nick, if your listening call in I was just like a nightmare story. Like a blue, my fucking, my leg is insufficient disco go in like basically the way.

This is all wound up, get like the crowd hated him and, unlike the waitresses, were like these. Where Derbyshire type Betty page, chicks or whatever, and they wound up. Rushing hormone stage, one like held him down, while the other one tried. The poles pants delights. It's it's honestly, it's the most appstore every listen Nick food. Next they heard here recently. A few years ago. I think it was whereat which in San Francisco, because we retire We got on the topic. I mean I mean I hope Roma. Forgive me gossipy its whistler named a lot, but it was like no, it was club, but he was saying that you, don't you No, I say when I don't know if it's weird but like somebody who books the clubs in in San Francisco was at that show and it he's like hands. I was like the biggest nightmare Heath. You no practical got boot off stage in and all these people try to rape and

still allow like? So I don't think he gets book that, like the punchline linking does it get picked out. There is like while she was at that, show where that happen, and I don't know I guess you know they're, not a fan. That's weird, I dont, because I'm I could be wrong, but I, but I know it happen. Efforts is go out, some weird man, you and it was the movement and I'm forgetting parts like he was a pretty interesting. Story I feel bad. I was hanging out with Nick the other day when, like walked dogs and were hanging on the park with that Chelsea ready to we're just all. Fucking goofing around, I forget how it had happened, but I want wanna tweeting, congratulations to Nick Food. Cast member on Saturday night alive by just totally joking right. We like we decide on we're, talking about starting a rumours right and that

thing spiral out of control. So far I feel bad. I mean I've taught me intake of talk is like he started getting emails and it's this twitter thing is fuckin scheme. Lay like people were say: fuck, you, you know dodo they're, saying, congratulations! I always knew you. I mean it's the worse like any like these, and he had a visa has pulled down by derby budget without was that I believe ago by the I feel bad, that little hopes that should fear. Aren't you for your work on this long tour him in Tripoli and a couple of guys they went on this law. Tour and, after came back, said one thing for sure. Learn from this: no more bars, that's it! Nowhere bars. That is not the way forward, bars get no more Freddie salaries. To say that we should always talk about the people off from gigs and it would go. Thank you. That's all right is words. May hopes are working together was when we really went the other way. Only Mars.

I've been here when he was book. It should just through Myspace we're gonna work, anymore clubs and which is put on Myspace. If you have a place, you tell me where it is: will work out a door deal right am yeah. We did. We did some fuckin shitty place like it waste without stages- I mean they're all was afoot expire, its budget, the outside place in Vegas, the outside place yeah some dude was show having chosen his back yard, did it really dug? Did it by no a couple comics like with names did it? I think the guy email me where's, that

familiar but not close to doing it, but it was like you know what I can do the palms we're here. Why am I doing you're crazy yard? You might be nuts I'm connected. You fucking crackpot. It's a great great idea. Kid justices get set up. His own comic club is again our charge, twenty bucks at the door, but he's packed in my back yard and at a stage in appear in everyone's doozy ass. Dick world drinking beer Coors and shed light on paper, it sounds also within the elegant who it's crazy, asshole, yeah, Brigman backyard and that's kind of stuff. That's a big difference between Dugan. I, like he gonna, thrives on that ship like a crazy insane idea, I'm on board- and while I was at his house back when the the homeless people living on his front, porch then the whole, woman wine up standard stabbing a homeless man in like an hour and the dog had all these films of her into one of them. She had blood all over hands after she stabbed

boyfriend and she sitting on her knees and she's kneeling and she's looking at her hands, and she was I'm a cop, who am I can't I'm a whore, I'm a continent where she say on the craziest. What she's got this blood on our hands. I came away and you know he has to go yet stitched up and survives, but he's got big fuckin stab when she goes to jail, and these are people living on Doug front. Porch does have them almost will you write. You hang out with a grove adult cells to drag. It blew me and in a couple friends, so fuckin homes, people so for it was weird he he so I mean he invites the chaos, but God damn it understand, which don't fuck homeless, stabbing festivals front poor? That's I ever that's a perfect example of late Zwyny and energy that he is not dead. Because I'm like buddy, I do try to sometimes it does make me think, twice before knee jerk own fuck, that shit that sells retarded yeah, wait a minute? What, if I

like I don't know it's fucking live a little and see what fuck it happens. You know some weird backyard shower I'll get in the car. With some car hire. You know like after a show like her. I don't go to their fuckin place. You guys no like people want to hang out. After the sheer, usually take Arabs, remarked some towns in old Austin. The best firm mean people and hang on to share number Bradley hung over the dude who was born norms Landrover that dude from there. I know him right, carry Oki play some very nice guy, his friend Razored man, the crazy dues, sulphates tattooed, his tongue, split down. The middle does like Richie Enigma, yeah hustled, a lizard man? Now that's another one, another yeah there's a lot of them, so it is too long to fucking crazy religious go off with their face yak or not. He put ball. Barbs in it and fuckin horns and chin mean

there's a photos online. Do some photos, alot of people we have seen. The guy is one really famous one he's got like. He looks like a cat, Zella cat doesn t sharpened, everything's different colors does get giant your plugs and all its different lip piercing, knows piercings is a cat woman in Austin, there's, probably more than one by one from when I first move there she had like whiskers, fuckin metal, Whiskers basin like Tiger Stripes tattoo. Oh my god, is their pictures of online I'm sure she was like married to or dating that Enigma guy, for how the blue guy, with all the puzzle pieces in the horns used to do the gym, rose. Remember rose chance. Should it be too hard to find a picture Austin corroded, how your woman, astern, nuthin re performing tonight, Burns Tiger Woods, cat lady, maybe

tonight. I'm doing a show. The improv lab the Improv LAB is cool man. Yeah it's, it seems. I wish you good drinking I always bring beer in with me. I mean I don't know, I can't you just get a beer from the other barn and bring it to me was an alas. She have a tiger Stripes Oliver body of theirs. There's a crazy bitch! Oh my god! she's, not my God, this crazy bitch. What he did was she has these things and she's Kanak you and she these least from this lower resolution photo she's got tiger stripes like black stripes like but looking things all over her body all over her legs all over her arms over her face with his mental whiskers screwed in your fuckin skull. Well, sexy Russia did. I would you

I mean I don't know, I mean it's like if I met her and we were like hanging out- and I thought you was finding- I mean you would be down for fucking chick that has face tattoos I'm pretty sure I waited say: I'm not super payment. The word will know norms vum super picky, but I'm not as lake aesthetically like it's not like. I just need a blow with big tits like I can't I have to lay like the prisoner from a year. They give their run their girls, like maybe word like soup by you know general standards. I go she super hard, but, like I was fuckin, there is so much fun to hang out with thin yeah. Don't know like Yahoo have sex with girls of thirst.

Or if their cool and are not less than we have their face attitudes. That's like I don't know if that attractions there. I can't really control of european minded about this. Do that's a caravan wickedness. Can I go deep? I mean this guy. Have you ever seen cat man, you look it up? The guy's name is Dennis Abner AV any are and he's got everything. Man he's got fangs. He has implants. He has like it looks like he's weren't, so crazy contact lenses he's gonna what he did with his teeth. Jetsam should a dental They are Lego cap, crazy cap with their, so he just makes a living off of looking like I mean it but it does mean and what does he do work a gas station just could be so crazy person one. It would seem that, I'm again, it's called which Homeward

the one that I saw your shit ever known ever known in gadget for some strong, engage it back Trust Fund kid he just wants to look and could be. Disrepute is broken down like that you ve, been watching that celebrity rehab since one kid now, one of the cases, a billionaire sun rays, They celebrity, but its importance walked up on Harold. All kinds of shit, just he's just a physical reckons, rebelled chaos that can easily be that person you're saying shit, I mean just start down that road mixing nurse strewn spikes in your fuckin forehead, yeah yeah, wish I trust one kid. Do you know what he's a weak countries? and just a shell

how to manage the bad guys, actually unalaska legislation, weak hasn't, has nothing. He has no drive. He is he's always got the idea of doing things, nothing done, every business venture. I have that another giant safety nets to Mr Nogueira justice. Lino now think human. Take me to certain amount of tasks and accomplishing those tasks, gives you confidence and that confidence gives you a better understanding of yourself and your capabilities and what you can accomplish in this life and people have never had to accomplish, meeting of never had to pull their own way. They ve never had to make something out of nothing. I've never had to go out and and and achieve and get something done. Thus, we will have no connection to life there. Just drift they're just loose and everything's come to them? They don't understand you know, and then they did they just. Is there no purpose? No meaning. It said. That's a fuckin! It's a weird thing that we, as as as beings as human rights

we have to realise that we have a certain amount of requirements. We require physical touch. We have to add that we have to be you'll, be depressed. If you don't have now. No, you just sex what hugging and affection and being around loved ones like that's all requires wired of your biology. You need to be able to blow out stress. You have to have some sort of fish will exercise view of a physical body, your bodies, basically the same fuckin hardware. Is people live thousands and thousands of years ago, and now to run away from wolves and provide all fuckin angry tribes coming over the hill and is a lot of shit. There was required of our bodies back then it's basically this, hardware, you gotta, except all those things that people have to nor the manager life correctly. You really have to look at all those things and sale of these are all requirements. This is this needs to be met in a priest going crazy. One I think he's hey guess what your body as a sexual require you gotta take here. If you can't even masturbate yeah you're gonna go nowhere, you gonna go nutty, stick it in anything, warm you're, fucking, you're, sick and that's Rosa,

Let us talk about the nuns earlier when I saw you know, call them back here. I don't have anything against. I experienced that's what it was. The repression let yet I can you know they came running out without feel bad about it, poor fox. So instead they just screaming your kids faces and the problem once a religion get started itself fuckin difficult to stop it so easy to keep one going now, it's real easy to like, for you know, if, if Catholics, if it wasn't catholic priests, wasn't like a certain percentage, wasn't attend. It was a hundred per cent of all of them were raping a hundred percent. People would still argue for the catholic church. What say, but they do so much good work and their so with the homeless, married. My sister do not pay attention to that part. Let's just focus on there was a hundred percent from people so committed to it that there is still there still people that we want to go to church, oh god,

I mean what are even it was a hundred per cent of all priests proven the veto right across the board so hard to to stop one begin ones. Art once they get started. No, it's easy to like ridicule Scientology like oh, my goodness it was. Made by science fiction author in the nineteen fifties: hot net. Excite! Isn't that better formation than these fuckin monkeys. It wrote this shit. Animal skins come on stupid yeah. I started a religion, start religions dare devil difficult start, a new one very hard. You can look where we were looking at them. The pilgrimage around the mosque around MECCA Ursula lately, there's like this: like structure and I'll walk around it near where, like traditional robes to crazy, it's really strange to watch and this house, thousands and thousands of people walk

What I was saying, what our when a person is like this was new. If this was a new, wouldn't you be shit in Europe as if all the sun, there are some new religious where everybody war robes and they had a supersecret Box of Saudi Arabia and the old walked around it. We would be for rican fuck out. There would be Twenty four hour coverage on CNN, there still circling the box no word yet as to what's going on inside the bodies. What does the box represent MIKE? What we're not exactly sure, there's a universe, different account, some folks say: that's where Mohammed is buried in some say it's not could be some sort of a sacred meteorite did we we have heard Louis there from sunlight way go, and I mean it's really some new Super Waco sort of situation, but because the fact that spent around a long time we just sort of except it's interesting suggesting we were we're cool with shit is always. It's always been like that, even if it's fucking ridiculous, if its complete total nonsense zones, it's already exists

Sorted just go with whatever we see around us like those Ladys in Africa that the cut their lips men stretch to look at the plates in in the larger the plate. It is just now, finally, in my two thousand and nine two thousand and ten, two thousand and eleven. Finally they're starting women are started, do not that they are right. There was someone greatly everyone on a plate. Lip lip plate now the way they do in Africa, a serious commitment to smash out your bounty and the women. I knows next stretching ladys till next threatened birds. That's crazy man, because you can't take that should off thing about that, its in Africa. How hot is Africa? and sticky and sweaty and bugs or in their cars in the dirt and fuckin stray loads cause you're a girl for sure some strange. I made my way I that metal right you have you

Crazy african lady with a long neck for sure. What can I do this thing and I'm gonna face fuck. That shit out is better. Look at all that neck teaches swallow my dick no problem at all all that and you came and take them off the wash up, because it would take him off your head. Will you have all right I'll break your spiders of meat will not stay Africa's stuff. I did notice Thea Trilogy of terror. Yeah. I got that from Bobby's Layton Bobby Slate NED won. The first internet radio shows long before the jewel Rogan experienced podcast back in the day Bobby Slate, and there were some some weird company that was trying doing this like the nineties. They would try to create an internet radio station people at the radio at work, and you can listen while you're at work or whatever, and so they hired a bunch of comics, and I forget what it was called, but they Bobby Slayton at the best show on it, and he had that. You know, like the face of the Bobby Slayton, show

Those on on the internet. Little Sua had way way way ahead of its time and then with was like super expensive, and yet I could to figure out a way to you now to monetizing. Thank you. I think I was using dial up until eight tooth, really again with the whole lake and not technologically, give a shit like two thousand and two thousand Eleven allowing doesn't do now is producing dial up in two thousand. We really were anonymous since two thousand and two thousand If an hour or two thousand, I had definitely had now, I might add I s dm. You know I didn't, I hardly see one line. I couldn't get a couldn't, get ice, Vienna I couldn't get rather I couldn't get cable, but I couldn't get the sl, so I got a t1 line until they got dsl up here. So I had some ridiculous internet connection up here like a business.

Use like office building together they get as high speed. There was my game. Addiction days. Do fish for sure they're coming with some this new way of broadcasting wireless internet that that goes through light spectrums. Have you heard of this? I've heard of it. Like how wireless internet goes to radio spectrum disclose to alight Spectrum wrap your fucking head around that wireless internet through life but you you already have we know you can do internet through power lines in parallel Anders and stuff. Like that says nothing really. How does our work is like you have a plugin one plug is your internet, and then you know on the other side of the house. You have. The other side of the internet is runs through your power lines, Renoir just take, it will have to pass a I've, been you see it and I can see the way you're moving fella actually financially to forty five percent. Should

wrap. This picture is price rises. Rapid major Brennan, where's working people see next man tonight tonight. The Improv LAB tomorrow. What times the abrupt web fictitious starts at eight thirty, eight. Thirty tomorrow. The only eight o clock showed the improv if your New York are eager to my website Brennan, whilst our com, Biagi and D, o n debut age, and I'm going to be taken a couple episodes the John Oliver show without work guy from the daily show. John Oliver, the English due account, responded he has to stand up and he has his own stance a John Oliver so you can doubt hostess showing indoors, like four comics. Do like ten minutes is calmly central show it is actually a there is. If you go to my website, there's a link. If it's this week is coming weekend. Fourteen fifteen and sixteen you can. There is a link on my front page where you can get free tickets. If you want to go to the taping, it's only and what you can and then I be in

go Bananas in Cincinnati, sedentary TED through thirteen, and Son Valley, Idaho. I think I did go bananas and, since I am pretty sure did Yeah, you pointed out, is a weird. What dinner it's I don't know, I don't think of us go bananas. I think you did. The other clubs were fitted with our. There was because there was a show their wants. Those of you who see in this incident is aware. Puss we have to land in Kentucky and call the Cincinnati Airport yeah, that's in Kentucky area of trip and that's the essence. Natty funnybone is actually in Kentucky, I call at the one is even out if I really want to go bananas to wants, little lunch time zones favourite with local authorities and they really small clubman yeah. It's too it's like a some sort of a yes gotta clean. I mean the name go bananas does. I do know, just as I did it with Chris Maguire that's. Why did it with Brown long asked time ago,

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