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PODCAST #82 - Dave Foley, Brian Redban

2011-02-22 | 🔗
Date: 02-21-2011 The raw, live, and uncensored podcast of Joe Rogan. With Dave Foley and Brian Redban.
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retorted devices of you i am going to try to bring this intervention touch is it that's the bottle version as about us i don't recommend you jump right into deep vanish like join heroin before he tried part but its tighten its yeah but i usually with butter like i like someone to apologize to really do for me my own develops and bad social habits yeahs force forces of baby i know innovators let me get through this terrible terrible thing what is what does the insight i don't know but anal sector so probably with the young people eyes i think that is so the porn i think the porn is fucked the kids heads irony is two things is the poor and industry washington administration really does there was actually this too he tells us that eight years of of abstinence only education ass they get rid of anything other than absence only education in schools saw these kids have grown
thinking right well if they take it in the ass there still virgins woe and yes always like christian kids in the bible bell there all having anal sex because of because this is like whether you know is blow back unintentional blow back do is always a few girls like that when we were young that did you know think that there are still virgins if they took me ass there is like one or two girls he had heard about but there was like a joke yeah i never i never met a girl in the meanwhile before both my two marriages none too not till i became single again this third time i have i ever met girls at that that were in april sex really ever he can find em they're out there i know about you know people that are allergic to peanut butter you know that's not common that peanut butter can kill you but you're going to meet them we're gonna meet him specially out there in the hunt yet throughout their getting
if you live in a stick things and peoples but i remain out and had for peanuts allowed us because that is a sexy if that is the second letter i love fuckin me some peanut allergy people now there are a lot of resistance and they give up so warm dave and i have known each other since ninety ninety four when i first started doing when i first started act billy and news radios won the first acting as i've never done we had done one of the six before that you at your own did this in cardboard bows absolutely terrible terrible and tearful too good terribly where i may add it should throw couple other efforts in there it was the new unlike star and there's another guy up bruce got things names greenwood he's always in abundance in star trek who played captain kirk dad
he's always donna bunch different things there as a fuel in alley fuck up we're gonna name but she's marriage george stepan those oh yeah i know i know what you mean very nice girl renee mother alexander one yes and the air was terrible shall and was really funny premise and was written by these guys who had written the simpsons and worked on non married with children given current and jeff martin really funny guys but they were very much writers there were very quiet guys very little socially awkward and the network just did not think that they would be able to handle producing a show brought in this ultimate hack i don't even remember his name was bill something another but he was death negri joke was deaf is all of his instincts were everybody who is the worst most happy shit the guy never said a funny thing in his life so i get to see the worst aspect a hollow
and then i was totally ready to bail and go back to new york and just go back to doing stand up but unfortunately at least a fuckin apartment is ours events the show is gonna be successful like every idiot so arm einstein around the next thing you know what i'm saying is radio livelier thanks to re romano being fired in rehearsal yeah so what was that you were there in the pilot i was not what yeah what would this didn't work out just a wrong characterless we mean it cause i guess re new things were got work going well i didn't really perceive that use him any real problems in a fix it but here you can't break but come at me like you mean you gotta help me out here you can't get i gotta get a joke in here i get up again make this funny maybe it was just the stench of nervous i use a panic now yes use and then knows that i got the call yeah i got a call from paul morgan let rico
that's right though all the time thinking that something's going terrible he's like one of those guys thinks that things are going wrong there's a reason he didn't give you another green room that prevents the show elinore said that still to this day goes on stage in the audience cheers and he feels like a fraud they love em you know fuck and ten years of a great said com a great stand comic ali's people love him look like me this is very never gets out there and images weird out the fact that all these people actually like him you know and then there is a god did the part during the pilot and then just islet and then just now was it for him they just didn't use yeah i forget his name had been willing to consider this poor fuck now he was just there is and in turn yeah which is horrible presented
yeah so i was in my apartment and i had to deal with nbc some on some sort of a development deal and they said but there's a show that we would like you to read for if your interested and then they gave me the tape and i remember thinking holy shit this is fuckin good like this no way i can get on the show like this is like a real show like any other bullshit illicit sort of made sense i why did picked me with zero acting ever to be on the said come up because their idiots monotony what the fuck do you know about all the suddenness was like this real and pc shown also holy shit still remember be in their first they sat and like that and i'm fuckin sit right next to fill hartman might how we're does this now i'm literally had when i gama development deal they made me take some act and classes are took some one on one act and classes with some crazy failed actress woman in new york who was here unbelievably better yeah you know and play like weird psychological games with you they will give your teaching certificate unless your unbelievably better she was brutal and then
was trying to anglo job she kept china angle job to play my mother i think there's a mom and this fuckin scripts crazy virtual if there's a thing that comes up to play your mom you're gonna use god and also we're on his radio grazing yeah yeah that was because we able we had a different causes the joke character was different am also the catherine care to surface different after playing answering a reality for global diario candy both came in at the same time while it's crazy ran again recently the airport she slowly she's thirty years old i know lot don't cry baby some of those genes gazing yeah so it's healthy and vibrant yeah survived jane is what is the vs audio miami fear she bolted from that show too i told her i saw us all not showing more money she's the aim is for leaving shows is gorgeous the ashes
she's a while bitch she's crazy yeah and in alexander example is awesome i lover which is legitimately wild like she she doesn't take any shit she quickness yeah because she wasn't getting enough jokes yet mean she justice there's a tv show in the air and it's doing really well and she's getting some silly amount of money every week and she's like no i'm not there appreciate may i'm gone pierre and writers absolutely in denial about it was the weirdest thing you know when it came up and delightful that's not true right like fucking often about man no butscha like guys from harvard were not able to write for for a black woman like what didn't seem like that it's almost seem like they just didn't bother they didn't they knew try just they had her there again if it fit in the good user but crazy but we're honey at the start of a sentence let me when you're on a show in the zoo now eight people sitcom
too weird environment unknown eight people struggling to get their own little thing in our yet again it's a weird little tense environment yes the very strange and for her i guess who's justice disappointing over and over and over again yet allowed like tat showed don't notice and this is very odd part in history day foley literally wrote half of that show and half of it on the set you you were like an unexpected producer at saying it would have never worked away works without you i guess it's at our states a generous overs oversight i don't think it is really don't you went over every seen you didn't just rehearse the scene you went over every scene and you went over the beads and you came up alternatives every single time i mean i don't think we every unless the seems absolutely perfect i don't think there was for a time where we didn't dabble with thanks
yeah i know we all and again a guy gazeta everyone did i'm in love with a mean allow the cast you had you and me and fill and andy were all used to creating their own stuff right so we think everyone came into it with that the ability to think on their feet and change stuff it was amazing nepal let us react as he did yes you know he paused was a producer of road who also worked on the latter's hendershot before that was you know it's really young guy at the time and just really bright and then really anyway rayner a great writer and unjust knew that you know we can fuck around and make different things and in a one you're actually on the sad and you're acting out sometimes it doesn't come off is the same as it is page is sometimes is an obvious we're not so obvious alternative but it is amazing that he let us do it yeah what aid less because yet we read rework sceptre and rehearsals and find different things without we're funnier in and we did run it for we'd run it for paul and raised the end of the day and they like that which opens grip the next day yeah yeah
my north of your characters were pretty much really well written for you guys because a lot you two at least i feel harmon didn't really seem like that you know in real life i would imagine but is he like you were you and you are you and on that show which sort of david more innocent i was more retarded you had very my short corp incorporated four aspects of our personalities definitely i mean i mean i was dave nelson's probably real mix of me and fill me fill me in paul simms it also bead depending on who were the right is felt like marking more that day yeah i was just a more retarded version of me with special gifts that i don't guess yeah you were yeah you're a conspiracy theorist with a bit of the fonts there was a funding though a lot of fun the last year was audible
yeah but now it was it was a lot longer i'm glad we did the last week's over the hated to nazi everyone that here there were terrified yeah i was assumed we would be hanging out all the time from now on from from that point on but really and work out that no no endeavoured does it oh no yes cherries everybody cousin such different direction i ran its maura once or twice i know a ranch once we have a good time at one of those nbc functions and i was on a news radio veer factor and she we any are and we we got drunk together was a great yeah is like the old days had in mind and i are those funding adrenaline oh yeah she's the best ever she was gonna convinced me to kick in their craft service door are hungry we had some good times in that's actors after filming we would basically just drunk all night we would be done at whatever and we all have our many averages stockton here and of growers will you just get hammered ancestor
she d shed and have fallen laugh and govern dave's ruin list some weird music dave some weird checks a major want to cry land sports view overly dated yeah yeah this you know strange so women voices and then we get somebody to be there to talk it's time to go to dennys yeah right or we would go to down the stream or at sunset gower we would go down to the bar who was a call nose like like an industry bar look really cater to people that were leaving the set the more right next to enact james subpoena was able to get here dunbar girl yeah yeah we like other people from fraser that was where to be there would go into these fuck we would be hammered be all still like doing their actor thing you know i thought it was a marvellous performance i think he was quite likely did you know that it's on broadway now we may say i've got to see it that way
are completely full of shit come in trying to grab everybody's dickens howard morgiana hammered yet julie being originally vienna we'd be laughing joking around yet it was a great a group of the most as one in most fun times in my entire life it was amazing it was one time i remember we were about to go and do it there's a live audience there never was getting written getting ready and we were standing in that little back hallway where they would introduce us and i said you know this is going to be one of those days we're gonna look back when we're older and we're gonna go i can't believe i didn't enjoy this more i can't believe in appreciate how crazy this is more yeah you don't realize what a random stroke of luck it is to get so many cool people altogether in one group yeah the fact that we all wanted to spend time together like out like work was done nobody argo everyone to stay we on had fun
we it was it was a really weird environment it was a red environment to end creatively just it so rare that a sick com works yet i've been given scripts to sitcoms and fuck i couldn't get into them i fucked up some recent audition but a year ago i guess it was i just did i've read it a little bit and then i looked at them like what the fuck am i gonna do with this analysis you just you will you feel like if you were there when lightning hit the ground you know you don't want to be in order yeah and what was that it was like we were from the very first i think we're altogether on state it felt like we ve been there for years they have felt a group of people have been working together free from law time is so weird it was such a weird environment such a weird experience for me like i said i had no acting experience nor aspirations to act yet was strictly by greed alone you gonna happen hollywood they offered me all this money to vienna sitcoms what the fuck really
and also them here and then literally less than six months after that show is cancelled on mondays radio was so bizarre didn't you kind of have the same kind of like thrown into what you were young when you started kids in the hall you i was twenty why was i was nineteen when i start working with kevin donald file but i was twenty excess twenty five and the series i wish you a comic before were you doing in kind of improv yeah why started with high schools are doing stand up for those like seventeen and they alone you do for just like just like even two years about a year and a half quit owners just round my nineteen birthday and that is exactly when you were getting any case law yeah i could have met coming down started doing stuff with him i stop doing stand up so just focused your time and sketches and stuff yeah yeah we're doing i joined his improv group
and then weird like multiyear sports and mistakenly like second city workshops and in on that lead pretty i guess really quick like within a few years to the the whole the five men version of the kids in the hall became the tv show but which they played non stop in the united states on comedy central all the time back in the day and regulatory i think we're all they had four while yeah weekend bernice you know is the pre southport yellow rapporteur on that yeah how many central pre south park gangway or pre comedy centralizing we're back when there was there was the han network and accommodating we're eyes like the jurassic era yannick nor was it became a comedy central my first deal with those on the comedy channel they d s little profiles of comedians and they would have you do like
where a mad sharon levy who's the head of spike she's one of the heads of programming and she was a p ay and we were in a field that was on a farm for handicapped animals like litter animals that we're like like he regarded at handicap lack doesn't mean anything to eat them but it was like you know like blind cheap and you know how with a limp and video and she was holding the microphone and i was doing like stand up to the animals tat was like a campaign run around what they put together the comedy channel it was yes cats funny i kindly fuckin flies by analogy history member elegiac show you how unhappy you stood here would be a pino every now and then or what it wherever that bar was called zest her yet we weren't yeah you do is doing some show that was near by now that was the other thing you d like to close by and you'd we also get the feeds from the other romilly this as other sets to watch honourable sitcoms
greg geraldo had had a show that was a good one and so did joey lawrence remember that ireland abetting most yes remember him sitting in his convertible playing his own cds really loud he always had bad ass cars and so we had like the newest ferrari or the newest badly how it was very similar plain his own music loud soup aloud with a bandanna whereas in how many intentionally rip genes he was just in dancing with stars recently dave set a best even baghdad was that somebody to tell that young man that he's gay that's exactly what you said and we stop the we're looking there and there is a couple of in you you just stopped and paused and said something to tell the man is getting we went into work i mean he would be right you don't know where these these cars were part and write directly from the building so you too the door and you know it basically beyond sat right behind that is this fucking guy in his car
wearing his own music from some insane stereo system is like an if your music is there is great it's wrong sit there unless in europe is again the car you have robber plan is in his car fuck and beating you know the drums too is steering wheel like what the fuck are you don't get it ever tension joey large how did you get hooked up with this park i weren't you the baldwin brothers on the south park maybe i was i met died why meant matin tray before there's before part one on the air they done there that the little christmas thing that was going around here right barn button bright but every in the end and jesus which was amazing and in sight seeing that and then got their deal with with calm centralized comedy central party somewhere in like
one of the good party is like a rave parties were now without hurting quiet isn't a small bar is like a tiny but they were there america's remember tray was wearing a shiny silver jumpsuit serve a jump zoo games like that really shiny you know that cooper dave button silver i fuckin love those guys unless they exist now that there's these they're just so balls albania should they do she's soak reason when i saw a bigger longer unkind i'd like gives a determining what the fuck itself part of you is what how are we going to do this and i got which go to the premier and i think this is the most pencroft thing i've ever seen in my life this is the most aggressive the thing is the line i shed on your gun some easy they got away with it when they had saddam hussein will win
have all that whole loveliness when they first cots member when you first heard the cartons they fuck or something like that i was i was huge and then they would they took it with team america world police had taken in another direction which is why the fuck incredible another one of my favorite all time movies in some areas and not just the funniest damn movie for whatever weird reason doesn't make me laugh the second and third time i dont know damn narrative i was at the other day fucking maniac maybe watchin alone they buried awash with friends the first time i watched i thought it was the funniest thing i've ever seen in my life by a long shot like that the scene where the guy throws up all over himself and throw up just like these keyser animals they didn't fuck around they just they go so deep yet
was the scene in the car has gone the first you're gonna have to blow me yeah you know a serious you really gonna have to blow you did you ever see the uncut version where they take a shut the girl takes issued on chairs and put spared no known crazy succeed without them dolls ya that unite errors that version shoots of his chest and can the sensors are like enough already do finally what about censorship is the average is that outcome on why it's also there very savvy and they understand the system that you have to put so many things in order to get what you actually want so the answer they feel as though the sensors we ve done their job there was an episode in whose radio about the word penis and because this episode with this episode had like out thirty uses of the word penis in and they wouldn't ere it one season and we had a until the subsequent season for they started area remember that right i fear and it yet and when kept them and then there was still a negotiation they wanted penises remember
yeah and the premise of the story was bill saying that you have to say a bunch of penises in order to be able to say one or two young compact yeah in literally there like letting everyone in on the goose and these fuckers still do it in all these network people are still other euro saying it too many times have you can penis once why can't you say it a thousand times with a view has a different image eleven pm it's not like what are you trying to pull off by saying it over and over again i know i had promised that it will you have children i have children adorable sable why is it wise it ok to say poor but not shit right and my answer is because most of the people in the world are stupid it's no other explanation for the other has been these they mean the same thing in civilised
like locally in a language in all our words as pursues convey a meaning and if the meanings the same the words of the saying exactly we have a rear really weird thing in this country in this country and its culture where were sensitive to secret words in secret special words were very sensitive yeah now whether it i get a nigger shit or pits it's all should there should be no magical words that have been does that's it could play a virgin superpower yeah you know and then the though the fuck word you know which is like this sort of like sort of acceptable not even that bad anymore casual conversation you know fuckin guy you know why you don't use it too much people don't seem to care as businessmen say it in meetings absolutely sure but the children owners yet but we still sent scope and tell them pretend this still exists at these words are bad there was a that i talked about on the park ass it had been talking about this on stage so ridiculous it was
excellent drug telling they'd chop this guy up into a bunch of me skinned him took his skin off of his face like a mask hung on a stick this is on the air and then they cut his hands off inside one of his hands was his dick and his balls and it was blurred out see that argues in and people say mexicans are lazy that's a lot of you will see a white killer digging the time through recently sent a very clear message and so did owners of the website that balls scary not skins skulls and now but i hands we will do the same thing it's like blood is wrong with us why do we look at things that way by the other my daughter she stood taken to same shit when things don't go well what happened the ass she hears it now the image of the reference year by wireless horrified again we stop now she'll stop to and then we can then what it's just take
break just taking a break for ten years and she's gonna start saying shit again like everywhere else why can't you see it's cute as hell man i know i've just tell my dogs to stump due to school resistance there is no reason to keep things now is any reason for you not to do it is other than the fact that you'll get grief from it's amazing that we grew up knowing they were silly and now we're adults and still silly and were teaching children and they're gonna it's like meme takes forever to get out of our system this forbidden word meme now were wise is still here why this is absolutely ridiculous neck it eliminates so much and still convey the exact same thoughts if we had no bad words that you could
come on television and everyone we just get used to it and it would find it wouldn't change the world you know it wouldn't with many people angry wooden cause crime angling you're libraries were cut across the border and in its negative confiscated a word comes from your lexicon of you read it in order to have two three hundred pages sir are you carrying the word continue brain now years you just started to stand up recently yes of a fascinating thing to me because i was that you be a brilliant stand up your great writer and when we used to do those things in the audience remember where we would talk to the audience before you'd fuck around with them every now and then and yet you wouldn't like do like phil had a routine that he was doing to fill out he started doing stand up because of you know wanting to entertain the iron so here a bunch of bids that he would do i quit pressure and have a really good and it was like i call you should do you like a real comic click your stand up it's a kind of thinking about to finish it feels like this really
unusual humiliating very very fascinating guy you know use the word i was like a great hobbyist there he would go so deep he will you got into flying and which is actually what how i found out about this neighborhood in that field take me out into the valley looking for you know different places where you could do no go and have a nice view in that we went up in this whole single engine plane but i remember when he first started getting into the the flying boy he was reading book after book in between rehearsals he be studying his pilots book like the little faked brought aspects yeah very he was very very disciplined said phil like a big league version of marked bikini from kids in the hall can you really into his flight simulator over mill learn to flight and may i loved to fly a plane and learn to sail a boat no he was one of those guys and i am here if only i had learned a duck mobile not even if he had learned to separate from fucking crazy
people i didn't know had some emails we all did i think had talks with him the many times about divorce you know like you got to get out of that it was one of those things where we would we would have these parties and paul had one party wants and remember we were the sum bar somewhere and feel showed up with the wife and she's saying the creepy issue insulting him and you know talking about how she likes pickup trucks does a reminder of you know boys that used to bang back when she was younger and just didn't just torturing him just torture talking about how will you not failing or fails to old and these doesn't get outta here thrown on him all the time it seems like a view was that it is a war that would it just doesn't matter man when you have children with somebody inexorably attached forever ill was yet the at the thought of being separated from his kids and i understand that the time i was separated from my kids yeah i know you know i completely see where you come from he didn't
divorce he thought his wife is with all our flaws was still very good the kids and he now and he felt felt like into work and then he really got in a pot no that was this tat he would just get me the later as you said this mercedes and sparky space was one hit her best the gills stone and you weren't smoking weed i can imagine smoking we withdraw harbour we barely you're into any any drawn out just interlink yes i do yeah i was this is my my old thinking i had a lot of thinking over from my martial arts competition days came to drugs i've thought pot was like one of the worst for motivation of the latter thing i wanted in life was to be a loser the last thing i wanted to be with someone who just couldn't should together was lazy and i knew many people that were like that with marijuana meadows associated it losers yeah money you needed your focus dealt little i did you gotta help me ass
is marijuana is here to calm the savage instincts of man you know specially certain men in its very good to me it's the best self medication i've ever found this is why me gestures we do a sponge nephew extra rely on put damned we're talking others before the show that you really should try when you write should i haven't like i'm yodeling of ever written high rank i've written a lot drawings that's great tuna but drunken airplane writings fantasia yeah stocking density you can't go anywhere in the eye is this come yet a sensor shuts down where when you drunk yeah oh yeah yeah of course me that's why so many great writers of drugs from hemingway the hunter s thomson so many of them just one of escape or or get to escape from themselves and get to whatever the ideas were when tat were sector
that that window where you don't hate yourselves long enough to us before the before the depression of the drinking said sam but a moment of breathing i'm brilliant in a beautiful yeah and before the depression sets endows always the news radioset like you want to leave after three hours in and want to be there fourth and fitting that new and exciting when all the irish blood comes there's a lot of irish so much gb more on all of us was mad at me once for a whole year for something to happen she was drunk all right all right now and she so now you lover you wanna make up there's a grudge hurt i somewhere i somewhat briefly as i louis you should get other issues shooting power for her show underneath my apartment that's was really yes pete's cafe and i live above
finally i should also like crazy fox clarifying girls white make upon in black lipstick sorry shooting and yet the others short hair her hair back in the single woman around yes still i don't know i don't know i'm doctor nothin if you listening more pick up a phone come yeah how large a boy naked call follow me on twitter can we call my age and that this is where i know you i know you're legit you know how the people so you and you were married at the time and you were getting divorced while we were doing to show the end it was one of the craziest things i've ever seen in my life and not just to fill hartman divorce thing in know scare me but dave things here and one reason why daisies things scare me was you do not want to get fucking married in canada
because when you break up and canada say decide you want to get a divorce you legally get divorced into your separate for a year right that's correct i can remember i believe as a year to jihad too in my brain because i remember thinking how crazy this was it you're fucked and what happening was his wife is first wife was eccentric character and she decided to start taking me shielding i'll buy five world or a country on the radio i would agree with your great gonna say that sees a country while she's the mother of children so that as an excuse not to get out of it out of countries as well she was very eyes and then the first season the guys we're together and annually by the second season it was over yeah yeah we split up and dumb so she started what she would do is spend all their money so
david be working and she would spend all day money i mean by crazy two furniture fly all around the world all the time so whenever they want to see his kids he's too have to give fuckin maria shots day one time we're at one of these nbc things and dave's fucked up on malaria medication men jenin tonics or whatever the fuck your drink it here and you get like who like chris i had to stop dave from being a guy up i had it a ban between you remember the big with along here with the fuckin don giovanni hansel tony like quite ike tony carry it wasn't i really like it wasn't that the guy had done anything wrong it was just the malaria medication you become a psychotic very common in effect especially currently when you mix it with alcohol yeah i knew and then he added that having made two trips to africa month yes africa is fuckin kids but had to fly to had flatter morocco at thanksgiving
swiftly to examine swine flu flew up and this again and she when we first of all she took the kids where's that we like us somerset mom divorce words like i need to take the children to the continent and gather my thoughts she liked travelled through europe with they a six monthly baby anna to your two and a half year olds six months as answer them they are giving their in morocco side go meet him in morocco so spend ten days morocco and not at twenty four hours flying back and and two weeks later we get a christmas breaks out fly to zimbabwe there is nothing you could have done like in your money like hey i'm giving it to joe or something you know it was like money yet another you you have to review is animal for taking care of their well being one at the time when i like when i meet again to therapy she's like i forced into gettin asked again to couples therapy excess miserable and as such we have saved us go therapy so i gotta go first
an hour i didn't go see the fair said the travis issues in unexplained is placed a therapist that i'm an abusive husband you know she starts visiting fichu ashes gives me being physically abused woe and then she starts like phoning my family and friends and saying that physically abusive complete fabrications right so she just yeah creating worries different amounts steve however when he heard this said that's crazy if if davis abusive she he did and then i'm going to therapy in the therapists goes whose prepare for this abuse of husband walk in and she goes and she explained that was very work as you walked in and you didn't match the description of you at all said when he walked anyone i saw you two together immediately realise that if anyone in this couple was abused it was it was it was me did a therapist
to her i dont know if she ever set it to her and therapy did you have a one on one but thirty one it we have boats are individually and together and then after that six months a therapy my wife what i think turning a better causes us able to do things like oecd shopping with steve without gate without that being a huge fight when i got home you know so that was i got a little bit of freedom here i can go out and hang out with hang out with my friends for a little bit without there being a huge fines and but then you like she was diagnosed is borderline personality disorder what is that exactly mean wiser borderline personnel will it's a misnomer rio don't like it they use take they used to think it was because the condition that bordered on being psychotic and now a state debts they know that isn't the conditions not that easy to psychosis but the name is
the problem with my problem with the name is when you say borderline personality disorder do you have can personality disorder or not what is borderline your kind of weird kind and yeah lack that has in fact border lines a lot a therapist when he would treat them because if they think they're just impossible the treatin nether horrible people to deal with in other their incredibly dishonest half a logical liars how do you define how can you define certain sets of mental illness and the other tasks is due as it has a german call there's like i was the dsl is that what is called the diagnostic standards manual some of that and it's got like a checklist and if you score certain number on the checklist they go that's a diagnosis and i think she had like nine out of ten why on the checklist four borderline wish he always this where did she chain just use outlay euro yeah like basic issues we became a couple of before your cup she was like my before she did she was my best friends grow
friend oh shit you nuts karma son yeah that's what happened hooked up with karma service like policies words like she break up with him first and then go out with you know like many things rice and said look i'm u we should stop hanging out so much as i'm right i was like feel bad about cannons like twenty years old and at that point can a lonely in desperate and said get these feelings and we should stop hanging out together alone real you actually sent i have these feelings and we should stop paying you guys would do the very few yet her her reaction that was the if she d show me her tits and started kissing me solve that's like all right tried the did give it your best so so what happens when you go to the body ngo highbrow fucked your girlfriend gambling credits to cool it tried to get
this and even was out of town for why try and stay away from it but you re like think i'd think well that's the thing is i didn't the time dissolved on art i thought things rocky with them and you know it wasn't so she and i hooked up like those again soon we hope because borderline when they love you you're the most beautiful perfect thing in the world but then but then after that like if anything is wrong then you suddenly become the most evil dark horrible thing in the world and they can't they can't see the two at the same time can see your flaws and you and your virtues i had an extremely well i think i did some lively girl you know like mad i need arise fucking europe even though he just got out of relation with a penthouse pet of the year a real and it was wonderful for me it was like i have my own soap opera going on here but it was also just like this where where one ship went down it was it was honoured
there was no light shuts down maybe we can work through that it was that's one of the key signals of a borderline is that that innovative is the inability to recognise the good and bad and the same person knows even shift from animals evil person to the greatest press a hundred per cent yak was so with my first wife before we were a couple when it was just you know illicit you know when it was like this but feelings i remove your friends i was the greatest guys and she made me feel like i was the greatest guy so you thought the perfect woman from me actions with my friend and i also see him out they do right now and then but since we came a couple forcing like sex gone me well i wouldn't have sex for eleven years we are neither eleven years and we'd have sex maybe once a year how did you have two kids see here aha ray i have very motel sperm holy shit
if we had kids guess he decided she won't get pregnant and and even at the hour we still get laid and but eventually your friends while this was going on going on have but a men friends always do but depends men friends spit they never say anything they said there quietly eat and hater not me i've learned from the phil hartman yes experience i tell people yeah and whenever i think that my friends in a bad situation i'll i will pull them aside i've i've offered which has on risk you should take forefront other and stay at my house duncan state amounts for a few months after he got out you know you gotta tell people like bro dizzy and your stock and you think for some regional this person is a part of your life there not this is this is a show that you're turning into the union shut off yet again for me was like this lot of guilt but have started course and then eventually eventually you know i'm gone beyond almost is crazy she is after eleven years of no fucking written a function
properly you know and this also eleven years of like twice a month suicide threats you know your heart i got two whereas so crazy if that will at least if we have a kid you know for the kids you won't kill herself when i leave and their eyes are crazier endless venom less than a month after my son was born i don't know where goes you have been thinking about it and i think if you left me even with baby i still feel myself like to read my mind it well i ve been it about with some really i open in moments on
feel better about myself dave yeah it was with some really i opening moments on that's so much about all sorts of different types of relationships hang guys like rooms pretty fucked up in those days the shower and urges were in bad shape yeah yeah yeah only one that wasn't like an antidote wasn't really married rank is married with forgotten her name now lena yeah you're sort sort of whatever was gonna jumped over but fuckin broom like another area actually made it to the court room in time to sign papers but yeah well you know how many relationships are right of him altogether startled when we all came back from hiatus and the only one who is divorced was steve route that rising but we thought you were happy i know he got fought hard to here's another one and i learned from wednesday
steve his entire life as a working actor lose a brilliant actor but had unlike a lot of very small things and never gotten any notoriety till news radio mean here is really struggling i believe he said he had never made more than fifty or sixty thousand dollars entire year ever before news radio then on the does news radio and he's making really good money and then his wife gets a divorce and expects to be paid for half owing to the relationship the monies making now so she just instantly used to it with a couple months this new lifestyle and he was your ten thousand dollars a month going crazy you know our member just up just seeing him just couldn't really pay for i live in a small apartment fuckin struggling was trying to put it together by that time i was once when tat split up she was gone through but fifty grand a month and that before we had those before we had like a separation agreement four million a year
spending it and you have to make a million to spend a half a million yeah she's right is itself on this who is ran away in the house constantly to be her to be her gravity those risky relapse had the backyard relapse cape twice because she decided she didn't like where the quite pond was my dear no that's gonna score coupons a priori there's something i've always thought about killing is simply serve to eat that's not you know like you can't raise a child and a healthy home without a conflict that was at her arguments are argument is all for the kids you have kids need a coin on kids need to go to morocco yeah what story about gettin bitten by poisonous insects to turn like a third issue kept running this house like least gently a half a million dollars renovating fully renovated house is so store i mean like i'm married now and i think about the legal ramifications of than i do have a pre nuptial and all that stuff and i absolutely thinkin marriages retorted i still think it's retorted but
drogon doesn't and i love her so i was willing to do it for anything it's crazy but got it everywhere around me is just people with bullet holes in their heads and then i'm saying i think i should put this gonna my mouth like a trust me it'll be fine just like i just see the remnants of of divorce everywhere bs cancelling the legal idea of it is so it seems so ridiculous that you would get people in a relationship and force them either to be together or to distribute money now it's so crazy man i'm terrified to get married is my own parents getting a divorce and just stories like this it's like i'm scared and i thought my parents not getting a divorce was equally terrifying out i'm sure yeah but nice history on me i've been i'm divorced twice now yeah
actually i thought you were back into it after all that you went back yeah yeah earlier loving mother fucker evil and again i didn't really wasn't really don't really believe a marriage rather but the u s is not set up for you not to be married if you're canadian or no even by the imf americans there's no like real civil union no no like you know so you worried about like if you go to the hospital she could advise you that last like sheep shameless died in an emergency word wants now and i can get any information about her and i couldn't see here because you are mad yeah fuck you know and as i after that in these countries this country's we but it's not weird because how would they know if she's in a coma that you're not just some creepy fuck they put her in a coma you can be some word stalker meaningless here you are actually the husband now move that the current boyfriend you could be the ex boyfriend is still trying to get her back yeah yeah dynamic
begin see why in this circumstance why why if your game really want gay marriage not not just some something similar to get into marriage this to me one of the most fascinating arguments and immediately labels you a retard in my book if you think that it's a bad idea people should be made i think all marriages and bad idea yeah i agree but gay marriage is no worse than straight marriage why would you not one people start talking about taxes and all i hear is gay and i'm hiding it or i'm scared of being gay or i'm home that's all oh yeah yeah clothing that somehow gay marriage is gonna hurt their merit jack exactly did you know that he s like value like like kinda like knowledge even a flood the market with marriages not that fog show once a merry a millionaire any common not allegories like this housewives beverly hills of anything devalues marriage i mean look and they had a reality shoebox flavour slave getting married
it wasn't you know nobody nobody protest at this is denying that actual but that there is too guy there's due to guys that i know it live downstream under their gay and they have kid did adopt it actually didn't adopt a kid the apes our combined their sperm together and hired someone to carry their baby and the first woman changed your mind right after they had paid for everything and took care of her for nine months and gave her a salary and the bay becomes out she was i think i wanna keep it and they'll again what's unlike day they had spent like hundreds of thousands of dollars they had given her a salary for the entire year and they had spent all this money and medical procedures and took care of oliver medical bills and all that stuff and that the answers like psych it's my kid the act is took it so they they went through the whole process again the kids are there wasn't any kind of like court thing they could design or do i try river nothing you can do it her baby it comes out of her body you can't take her baby we cannot tell you whether they should be
kate were giving us money shouldn't be really happy hey abandoned the sperm shouldn't you now you you know it's it's i think what she did was you know i'm in probably deceptive me but who knows maybe she just changed her mind was overwhelmed by emotions gonna believe she's gonna leave this kid behind in the world and unjust about you wanna be able do that i'd see her point of view more than i see their point of view will definitely having with shoot a loaded age spencer money you have a baby it's yeah would ultimately comes down to it if you can say goodbye to the baby you cancel the meat to me saying my wife have kids seeing the baby come out of her body being near the moment babies born seeing the barn seeing this this moment fact may get it baby you need a baby has to be in trouble if you'd take baby way it has to be some crazy method or a bad person them in their own way she take a baby away does it is on nature bonnets and permits a soul stealing bond i have a buddy
and his ex girlfriend was a young she was stripper when she was like sixteen she had a baby and gave it up for prostitutes or for adoption rather for prostitution browser can you do that besides orally i won't you can guess you find a nice pimp was this poor girl was wrecked for the rest of her life she was devastated whenever she would drank when i wish you'd be out you would just think about that baby that she had when choosing yeah it's out there in the world and that she's the mother and she just has this hole in her soul forever and she couldn't make up no matter what she did she couldn't fill it up with drugs chicken filled up with dick she can figure out in the chantels here and now please poor guys on the street you know these they spent the money but they have money they're gonna be fine yet another got ripped off no big deal yeah they now they have a kid it's really fascinating oaks the kid is starting to get a little older now he's like four or five now i see and we start to go where the fuck is my mother
but he also lady around them these to do all the time and now some sure it's pretty weird for advice everything so tidy its fashioned sense i mean what happens with gay guys when they did divorce how does outwork mean how do you decide who's the wife you know is it is it whose working which ones which went by is tighter budgets tighter anyway looser now museum either way you have never understood the whole top and bottom thing that's enough i was gay out i would be very i'll be moving around you have you not data given yeah do you not understand that a rude but think some guys like the rude dies though one shot up socket michael interface and round the door and us we're lookin for looking for some weird abusive short of a situation as can ask understanding that the other guy does the abusive you know bunny that's a guy that's getting alimony
what is more a pang is she really still i don't know those who create situations more champion podcast tell us about the spray wouldn't give it a crazy stored unfortunately you're fucked folks yeah yeah i know one dude i know one dude who i married a model and he was a loser and he was an actor g a very famous model and she still paying them and have kids together as well still have to pay him since nice i never thought about that it might make tried it did i saw martin yeah it's our moral got paid a flock loto money near but here's tallied and cheap hailed digit did she tell you young skipping but she's married what's his name parker stevenson rang out
wasn't he the guy from the hearty boys yeah when it wasn't cassidy right here what happened to that guy is what you actually look the slaves easy and completely vanished i forgot he even existed until you just said his name like i might i've thought about him in ten years never again whatever happens to do like that that act for a long time and then they just stop and vanish i decided i just wondered if it's happened to me yet you are in everything i don't know you didn't even in one of my favorite video games fall out like an hour we i keep hearing about that as i have in such an awesome game by playing around playing video games because i don't know both for the longest time you did that poker show yeah and so afternoons radio what did you do have news radio did you try to develop something else i am like three or four developed
deals f that wrote look about i wrote like five pilots for different networks indifferent studios and none of them sold and does it then get then doing bunch a movie serene candy yeah but break any shout while we were doing idea is another lesson i learned that i have to remember for forget that i learned about the movie business days had a fucking great movie called the wrong guy yeah and it was a great movie and we want to see a thing brian cowen went to say with me and we were fucking howling and i was like holy shit day was going to be a huge movie star there's gonna be a huge moving and i remember watching going like this is like one of the best comedies i've seen in years and then nothing yeah disney shelved it oh a hand was how hollywood pictures are our distributor disney than they shut hollywood pitch down in the middle of production and then moving down there reopen wholly pictures but with a new president of hollywood pictures and he did want to touch
the staff of the other guy had started i always liked the echoes of its thereof if it's a failure it's their failure but if it's a success is the other guy success so they just don't deal with it of the soda shelved for five years that they would even admit they had it never had a theatrical release never theatrical release they'll bond dvd regulated under common dollars on amazon really will in people's propaganda yeah i want to pick it up right now it's one click while doing the pod castle now its actual i'm one of the things i'm proud of stuff is that movie creatively in committee there was brilliant you know do era goes watch this one click oh don
is that easy people love amazon dasa yet there was a brilliant fuckin movie was really fun i enjoyed the shit out of it and i remember you guys all coming now to see it that screening and i remember thinking after is over after the whole thing we're didn't work out and never got a mite plough with as we this business is crazy like dismissed doesn't make any sense i don't guess we really thought will you in your clear because we had a big things always well few doing infinite film can you get distribution and we went into with distribution we had disney lined up in the script phase you know we had distribution lined up we had pursued even head we were even in profit in foreign sales while we were shooting the movie based on a trailer well that was taken to can so we had we advance sales foreign sales that put the movie in profit while were shooting but they are all contingent on a u s release it seems a gig
a meeting and talk to the new head guy in good time we try to four year will thank you big deal will do press releases yes and i only tried tablet for a year and they just one remaining do it now while other thereof leaving tried to buy it from disney enabled sell really wow because success than they fucked up yet why creep fuckin business you wonder why dave chapeau went to africa yeah what it's beautiful there his beautiful special begin the shared vision ice so one so now your your divorce twice now and and thank on my second ex wife is saying and decent she was very nice person i'm here couple time yet
had already fuckin say ten a ritual on oh hours and therefore they yet without data was that with some six six ec show yams the birthday of famous satanist yeah yeah tansy levant ass it was area in aachen did performed with its satanic puppet our friend duncan your wife was there is like some devil woman dressed and singing back again yes gazing and hank williams the third was there and i was a great show man watson hank williams and danzig together and hanging baxter unlike with hanging out with danziger it's very weird that there was a fun gig now is weird will really hammer around a really high rather around a bunch of fuckin satanist yet it yeah very very odd there was a weird
that duncan our friend dugan went through this for a while he was taking me to my graveyards too like hang out with that an twond guy like doing all go to these people's houses and they would have like dogs with like that whenever we put put needles enemy staff and i was really kind of getting it for a while oh i get it it's kind of like they're doing almost as a joke almost like you know that was yanking was don't get there but it wont satanism ism to a lot of people is just hedonism it's just living life in with pleasure and enjoying all internationally and against christian air museum morality yeah i mean it's i really like sacrifice babies are true and go training stupid like map so you have this is why i brought this up so i ran into you on twitter i saw you on twitter and one of the first things i saw you on twitter was you about how you had just gotten the court just told you you have to pay
three times your monthly salary in alimony yet again to tempt slept but i've essays an average because the latter monseigneur saturday night yet they ordered i had to pay seventeen thousand seven hundred dollars a month or go to jail for ten days every any month it i'm late without warning that's that was the head to judges rule in jail for ten days so do after bit the x ordered to canada as i would warn us anything i'm here civil do you know say fuck you i live here now and stay here ya can't risk going back canada cause you're gonna jellia well so unless i've come for seventy in seven dollars a month earned anything is little hard to do so how much are you sending over there you trying till i get a ray of light and yelling and sent five grand its past month did she go crazy twenty grand a few in november did she go crazy out you you need more and unless you
talk to me directly in really sign through learn but the day they are trying through this this organisation called the afar o the family responsibility office in ontario that and this this legal office is really responsible for hounding a lot of men to their death but there's a real problems like people committing suicide after me prosecuted by these people and they they were trying to get me in november of sitting in a court in mid november twentieth is sitting in court and in the end of that day i might go to jail for six months they were they were pushing for me to go to jail for six months what the furrows asking six month jail sentence if i didn't come up with half a million dollars that day and an additional thirty days for every month i didn't come up at the money oh my god
so an outstanding i'm while the judge if he goes for it in jail for life they'll cuff me there that day my god and other jeff six months the end of six months to say you know what you have to have nothing to ours and plus the ongoing money that would accrue over the six months and add signal i've been in jail for six months i was so i supposed to earn any money all right that's another thirty days and of that thirty days you have the money been in jail so essentially alive sense unless someone gives you five hundred thousand dollars hello more how much longer do you have for this well it's really is an ending shall i pay off the arrears then i owe you know and that's crazy and then till the kids are twenty two if they stay in school and a answer then the monies keeps adding up my dick off tonight
i mean dinah still married canadian jerk mean ignoring pay seventy thousand seven dollars i have to earn about forty thousand dollars in a month just pay that just you know you know with twenty percent commission thirty five percent tax sprang it s earn forty thousand just to have zero dollars fuck and is it has signed with someone you hate yeah yeah and you didn't fuck me forever years tell lies raising ass laws no one you tell them that you don't make that much money anymore what do they all the judge you pat who made this ruling because they were asking for this six months ray and the judge kept saying to the f r o attorney give me another option because i'm looking at and looking at the dot the financial documents and i'm seeing where all the money all the money his command i'm seeing where it's all gone it's all here in these documents all the money
command and where its all gone i can see it all in these documents so i am convinced that there a half a million dollars for mr fully to to come up with today so if you insist on that ruling then send a your client will never see another dying because mr foley's career would be over and that's it indicates say give me an action that will get your client some money and the furrow refuse to say what we don't have the authority from our client my ex wife too any other offer so for about two hours the judge kept asking them to come up with other so all this time what you're sitting are you going i'm going to jail and i might be going to jail essentially forever yeah yeah what happened going to jail for being for the crime of not earning a million dollars oh my so what happens if that actually does have been among the guy's gonna jail with a large sum like that and never come out i don't
but people deadly going to jail and and deftly there's a lot of people who have been looking at jail time have just killed themselves i can can you get the kids and haven't stay with you so that she has the tao aloni brow alimony charles ports all chance of this is all child support yet so well for seventy of against those in a month in child support yeah still the kids what fucker you kids eating seventeen thousand dinars and i found in their eating i've incredible seventeen seventeen thousand seven hundred dollars a month that's crazy here i would i would the kitten ok come live with me will have a tv show to go i'll get your past and somehow turn the tables now yet and i mean it afore yeah we get a cup of you ever thought about being on the real house husbands of everything else but thinking we can get a reality show off the ground try what are you are you willing to marry a card dashing
oh my god i've i can't marry worsen i have to go lubber crazy ambitious black man so what's the solution so you cannot go to canada and you just send whenever you have and then you have to constantly deal with legal payments because their constant trying to fuck you and lie spent a year and a half literally going to court every single months with lawyers just basically got having to go to court every month just just stay out of jail to go and have them put it over next month and the lawyers in others people do family law a lot of them are really horrible people and they just make of misery and even my own words which is extending this as far as they could until i ran out of money and like and then quit so i went to court for this ruling i didn't i didn't have a lawyer that couldn't afford one self has thereby myself now lives at thereby myself but all of the documents that had been piled up all of the evidence that event bob up over the
a year and a half sitting in my lawyers office com you know they had no evidence and no lawyer did you have records you have any fine nothing enough the gods just going to say anything i have no money i desired and do yeah there ask me questions about files that have been planned over a year and a half but how did i don't know i don't recall why don't you know you know how did you justifies such an exorbitant amount of money because it's the leg is it was explained to me by my lawyers was that the court's assumption is that the children should continue to live the level they were at at the time of the dissolution of the marriage so which is crazy as if we were still married my income drop their lifestyle will change right but because we're not married anymore their lifestyle should never no matter what i'm learning was at the door the ruling that was in forest was by another judge uninjured justice backwards and
she's the one who ruled about three four years ago when i went back to try and get it adjusted and went to em so you have to have a hearing to have it suggested to meet my income and she ruled against me and in her ruling she said my ability to pay was not relevant to my obligation it didn't matter to her what i proved my income to be if my uncle the zero she said i was still obligated to pay as though million out i know lobby was andrea rogan this day fully guys bone me the fuck out like this and as an important share this was my education in in relationships and end the law regarding relationships as i was growing up literally i mean when i was a news radios are fresh phrase boy did know jack shit about the world and this is how i learned about relationships and learn about on the whole gamut from divorce two fuckin murder suicide learning it aren't you happily married crazy we're the cigarette out who knew no good luck
we for me tat i would do in europe guess i would probably seriously just move somewhere like live on a beach in germany lovers kids into your kids not now i can't go to canada's so you don't seem at all was last time you saw them was in november we draw me not least my size whence he made my son's play at schools last amazon was that the check their wife known as you liar thank god so you have no communication with her at all now know that you'd have to pay any more alimony knows she did seek our money she sought shouts forecast yet but it's none of it get to the kids you know that all roster yeah she's gettin solves my end then atop the transport payment which is she was asking cynical section seven expenses which is basically anything
chose to any bill she chose to run up what you can also be like twenty thousand dollars for summer camp things like that it was for the kids they chose so not alimony not or not just child support but child support me lots and then all of her living expenses like the merit the mortgage and you know everything medical expenses everything its it should make you sick it's so strange i dont know if there's a way around it i don't know how to fix it but it certainly should not apply to something as as crazy and transient as a hollywood job that though the it is job ever sitcom job because those only last few years and you usually get one of em your whole life yet in a week s rare as fuck elinor mean stephen road situation is the marriage he got far based on the fact that when you know he was making the most money that's when she decided to get was good now lonely all assumption that which is based on the assumption that
two years old women can't take care of themselves again in austria in again pray pray for breast cancer legal or not i'm learning this in my stand up but he rigorously while there are lots of stability luck with that i mean it i think it's much more difficult for women to take care of themselves especially women who have children fuckin hardship raising check of kids you know people who don't think that it is our job to raise kids you never try to raise kids you know what you're talking about an idea i am a me is there a lot of that so many people think that it's ok or that it's no big deal to have a full time job and have children i got friend of mine is thirty six you still wanting to have kids and she's senile thinking that it's not going to interrupt your job i don't like you eight and hours a day you're fucking crazy you're gonna have a new human being and she's talking
reason is not child care like listen it's an immense immense amount of work beyond your comprehension it'll best leave your travelling through italy or africa or hide with just the one any just one then while how could you do that she's roughing as well so i remain above anybody out and i'm sorry order when i saw him at so indeed the buggy and set it down you know we're not going to be alive and we don't added a new everyone just go by kids and dvds support there is i must go to use that money go to you ah small and what about the wrong guy does i go to you is really smile tat almost nothing no i didn't i just gave you also nothing worms i mean there that rarely ever sells a copy i was so tell me this how did you go from doing news radio me had a bunch of pilots that that didn't take off the phone
does that not how do you not wind up on something else how does not happen i don't i like and i did it i did it i was in a bunch pilots other people's parts that i right none of those shows when and then you then i also like was it was the john thank god you're here with an embassy which would have been a good money gig what is that it was an improved show basin australian improve show delicate seven episodes on on nbc but then it got cancelled as lecturing the writer strike so you know who i am and you know and then they just becomes the industry's all about perception than the perceptions just how will he called you know how we are designed and i got a kind of thought there would be a problem i'm in arms talking vicki and sing like maneuver i've kept sanguine moments radio gets cancel i said i'll probably
the hardest for me to get work of any one else by adjusting them because i was the first in the credits and the show was never ahead that's interesting so that they do that yes so everyone else was a supporting player on a critically acclaimed show does but i was the you know supposedly this the lead character on a show that wasn't a hit so be well he couldn't carry a show wow what a weird way to look at it you hear people don't know a lot of people they don't even realize news radio was my head but while we are on the air we were on the air we move nine times nine times over the course of fire seasons and only the guy had they head of programming it of scheduling at abc hated us why was that nevertheless the whole thing with the rolling stone article yes but that was low but we were already floundering yes but there is also
the guiding this guy but we should tell people that means you were thrown over the really start paul stanley paul stanley kiss pulse hymns was the creator the show called nbc thursday night line of which was there big friends line up they called it a shit sandwich he called it was really it should have been shit was the bonn because the real sandwich was friends and the euro friends on and then you would have this terrible show it was always on after france yet and obviously nbc was very upset the paul was calling sex in the city or the single guy to pieces of shit you know they were they were terrible shells and and friends was his brilliant show that everybody tuned into so they sort of those other shows just as they were on but i guess it getting enters getting his impressive beckmann hated so even when we did the pilot he didn't want it picked up because we were originally supposed to get a thursday slot ourselves but this guy who was in charge of the schedule wouldn't let us have a thursday slot so then he basin kept trying to find slot that would kill us
so that's what they put us on where we are the leading we're we're on with wings frazier frazier and though shows or both to in poorly when we came along and to put some of the issues and we are sure we boosted the ratings of both shows suddenly came like a decent line up for four commies but was it in time then man there was no dvr is and we shall couldn't exist in a non popular spot and how to be a spot where be bored looking at the rate we were getting in those working like ten million people tuning and and reigns in those days were considered of ratings failure like today if you got those rings you're the number one show on tv yeah it's weird and then
we channels now at one point in time lou morton used to show up at our writers meetings at the rather at the run down there at the other tailoring with a team with with a shared i with the number of whatever wherein would place rent and he showed up and it was eighty four yes sir and eighty forth in place and we're alike that was an eighty four eighty eight and one thousand when they finally when the they put us up against her carry yeah and we had worn little field actually came down to a table read to let us know the dates the love thus yet are they serve historically dinner oh you learn or like there was there carving today and worn little feel it nice guy visions era network had yet he was very nice this memory ninety five worn little filled the day see on the bar in new york at me with the air france
it was like j leno had we had just hidden number was the number one late night show why and more was standing on this bar doing shots and shouting ninety nine five oh yeah that's larry was the one we which one did you guys get drunk at i didn't go and i'm gonna get add ons that every event but we got kicked out where we were allowed to go with this angle words year these mother fucker god so hammered they caused so much damage the sag words we couldn't go anymore the girl i've still ever been back here's a great one at the enemies and this is after phil had been murdered and we're sitting there and you know fear was nominated for something and the denominations go and i think the guy from frazier gotta data appears yeah one and dave turns mangoes what is i to do to win
now you know whose sole aim is in david pick didn't appears look so embarrassed to be winning the hour is literally up there like his all the blood dream that of his face he was just going well obviously feel hartman beyond he didn't even like put a sentenced yes he was wondering the choice behind that was i was weird now don't kill someone and then expect them to win so the message we are sending out to mrs reading its name murdered as a cheat strange strange times what did you guys do at the side of wars it got kicked out forever i think most you're just at the time i guess because we all thought what a stupid award show in others the first year of this area we set this is ridiculous white actors voting about
judge other word rose saying whose best ass the our union is deciding who is best creates is weird that this like culture of ass kissing and yeah vagary yeah thrall like what a wonderful project you know amazing and i think what we think more and i found where the the is the service bar was you know they had like a big industrial corkscrew in everything so if we are going back there it is opening up bottles of wine and bringing them up to the table and i think and then in the we had andy with this two year so who did what can we do anything notable that got kicked out i don't really think we're just noisy and rude and stealing we were applauding inappropriately we note was no malaria medicine back then was there now ass after ink the malaria medicine when he took a reporters over the reporter came up to him with a tape recorder and asked
questions dave took his microphone stuck it in his drink pushed him so we realise like davis off the tracks of the leg you wasn't dave anymore and then dave was fuckin screaming at this tony guy you fucking my show in my fucking people i fucking where am i guiding days gonna hit em out and get in between them i had a little at a corner him at a bar like physically had a physically cornered day to keep him from it packing the other guy but we were always the ones till at last to leave the bar the news radio crew is always last to leave the bar yeah i think we had this idea which fell as we think that the punks of prime time
company loud we were the least bull shitty of of that you know there's this whole culture this actor culture and it's one of the reasons why won't do news radio afterwards like the thought of working with actual actors for five year like somehow or other i had managed to see the worst case scenario with this hardball and then lip into the best case scenario for five years and news radio and then it was like additional and being around real actors economic fuck this man what a dessert other should i can do and he's really weird was a casper you regularly hear people say you know what my doesn't work we should cut my job is to better joke yes all the time you know it was really amazing environment and you would also here don't put that pencil in my country like that in just say the most fucked up she had ever met if we remember the time we had a we actually
does sit down and we the play that presentation for us all they say sexual harassment i felt so badly for that person is that you don't know you're no the giver people you just walked whose so ridiculous they the goal of this whole thing of what's appropriate what's not appropriate and yet it would have meant basely would cut down about ninety eight percent of all conversation on earth i mean i'll just sort of you know just made an agreement we wouldn't so each other i go gave it is this doesn't it doesn't apply right but if anybody wanted to mean there's been many times onsets where you know especially women actresses feel like there's too much of that shit going on and they just fucking like this i'm gonna lawyer and inventors pay outsmarted became a big issue and a lot of money i noakes every link in an anti is merged with any be sitting at making the gas on stuff you're pussy
we had a wouldn't be perhaps vicki with dignity the very first time limit andy again i've been acting for a fuckin month right i've done a no new no one like i grew up with fighters and pool hustlers the those are the two worlds that i was most entrenched in and crazy stand up to me in there all night train and then i ll send em in this dressing room with andy and and is sitting cross legged any has clogs kay he's got these weird brown corduroy pants and he's like flipping his foot back and forth you think you're gonna be famous and like i don't know what do you think our yes i know i know i'm be have already decided to be so famous i can't wait to be really really famously we think this is gonna be the show for you or maybe not like i you gotta be famous smith i think i think it's
happening here i think the arc of your friendship with andy was the most interesting of the whole cast i only wish i had marijuana back then i would have found him so much more fascinating because i had a testosterone in adrenaline inez every day was esq don't kill andy don't fuckin kill em users so out of control i never met someone so out of control the onset nobody enjoyed andy more than you did i loved my doing scenes like joe had so shall gain through scenes are they increase because that would laugh fast you up constantly he's a lariat as one of the fund as human beings i've ever met in my life is only been does been a few human beings that i've ever met my lifelong where i was like while one a fucking original joe ideas is one of em and andy dick is one of em joey's funding but he's a stand up yet but andy
christ he was funding the zone nowadays town so weird but it needs to be handled the andes one of those guys it needs a pulse hymns and crew behind em right forum and you put him in and he's goddamn gold after that was over like how is no one grabbing him and doing another one of these and steady work done did that mtv show which was so because in a few years on that less than perfect i wasn't on africa many men as long as these now is like living in a garage sign where its on his own property ex wives i heard a story about him the other day when he went to i like my friendlessness apartment building where just like you know like the courtyards in the middle and they heard of these for yelling at like like one a m they look outside i guess andy was as like screaming like i need a bear some guy upstairs they hate you any dick again we have been here man say he just came up their party to like for you what he's doing
there's an is ever apart soundly ending i get a text recently i was like asleep thank god i look at nice guy this text from a friend is said the that andy was in the bar downstairs from where my apartment is new andy dick is here and is making a complete ask themselves and if these yea it he was run its restaurant use i grab and the waitresses tits and news like going like stealing food of peoples blades and a one hundred and twenty like currently crawls under all the tables was knocking tables over and then he went into the kitchen tried to make out with the hand of the dishwasher you know how is even less has always been arrested a larger but i do a joke about it to act can so ridiculous capability believe any they get arrested can't leave it doesn't get arrested every day a day that goes by words not arrest yes you can
but you shall go let's get any dick arrested in the end it would be just every day you show up as it is new meeting of how on the everyday probably a whore i can guide you know he needs to be handled but even it is handled he's gonna go out of control now i mean there s again i think news ray of such a good place for him because none of us really would take any shit from that ass and also because he never became famous from natural now no it was always floundering and it never really it became a hit after was an indication as an objective hat but there was moments there were some moments were andy tried to get crazy in own yeah especially you know he would try i want to pay attention or try to you no force extra attention on himself stills yet lang things or forget rehersal holes or car games yeah yeah like we're leaving his son on set when he left drove a home and forgot his fuckin kid is sent this com yeah look ass i think i saw near their open might give the porcupine hug yeah
as long as some ass she did in propaganda from olympic while am i a little bag was isn't back when he handed the ankle bracelet answer you sober had you know let us learn wows weird andy i don't know it's where do people round you when you're now when it's not funny last time i saw you sober he came into the company or to the improv rather than ashram was really a voice of any those and i never really understood why you need so much like drugs and biscuits i dont know what inhibitions trying to release that's not what it does he's tread quelled the demons of past memories and he and i had a long conversation about a once we told me doesn't remember anything from age like eight or nine on anything earlier than it is he doesn't need literally does remembers child why has no recollection zeus hardly traumatic era he doesn't know his parents me i think he met them after became famous yasmine em in the last few years
it was ugly whatever the fuck happened him you not gonna get the street straight story from them but you don't make it andy dick with love and attend an inner you'll make one of those with fuckin horrible amount of neglect yeah unfortunately is an evil to peddle andy dick but it's funny how it works that way when you have to have some sort of a fact of life that to make up a really truly neatly funny person now everyone then i know joe you was yes they are you she said the child the background for comedians is basically the same as porn stars comedians don't usually at the ads for porn you of course go against that that rule fuck up the whole rosy you could do porn you find it thanks brow repudiated that yeah when there is money and i thought about it now i guess i do my way out of hollywood do a porno make millions to have that about directing porn yeah do you remember the guy a news radio i do not remember his name but here
writer that also wrote for porn dollar now season one because i was living in north hollywood at the time and he took me to a set and it was very tongue kelly and janine yeah we went to a lesbian shoot and it was back in the vivid days when they're making a ton of money because they were selling vhf tapes they weren't even selling dvds back that yeah there's no before right so we went to the sad news so odd leak when a goal and weird and the girl janine who wonder marrying jesse james and have them there was a woman and she going i love my job i love my job energizing are eating pussy was the so weird now wait a minute i would love that i was a very yeah i think so those earlier grimly causes cancer as we just don't you
it can remain pussy europe was a bigger than if i'm gonna get a voting melt cancer rather yet from from from leaving the chamber impact bitten in a cup whether also say now that the colouring and coca cola is causing cancer now there king about why do they need or coke candidates be clear and tastes like that i don't give a fuck what it looks like rain in my favorite things to drink a collective a pussy why do i can get out of bed it's over so so any dick stays at it somehow or another nap occasion yeah was a cancer thing by the way is that what the same went on ass or is it just like the pussy i these high risk as is the plo move in a pimp lohmann that's in spain what's the name of the virus paloma s on my daddy's earth if only by his gaze is that virus is they ve done that can give you a mouth cancer
that's crazy shit i heard am my lip i gotta what am i lived from the communist or because the micro the common storm and others will run from talking to people that you know from all these different guys use it gives you the certain spot where the microphone always touch my let us have the microphone right here my lips and then i started getting this fucking growth on my lip money and what is this and i went to a dermatologists and they said it was a war and they burn a fucking ward off my lip discuss the disgusting from the fuckin comic start i gotta never came back button in that spot the exact spot radios you take up like snow white now i should wipe are now you're not really get into probiotics i really have to programmes and i e a lot of acid dha phyllis and drink allowing community and what does
i shall read about it that acid darfur is one of the most aggressive bacteria healthy bacteria is man that it really is an excellent aid and kills other bacteria that it comes to contact with so it it literally coach your skin so it's ants on top your skin so of any cold actuator antivirus bacteria tries to fuck with you it attacks it it's really like having your own healthy soldiers that live in your body and went away not doing their job and soldiers and a good work but when i wasn't doing you when i was travelling allowed for the europe see in four comedy i am travelling all the time is getting sick all the time and the sooner they really gonna community it killed it up i start getting sick ashton learned it stomach vista computer you don't like it it's tis vinegar
i think this is a momentous the andy was in cambodia and gotten into letting us know that we're garlic diet whenever he would eat them a whole clothes of garlic and smash so the weird thing about andy was he would do massive amounts of drugs but would also take like every urban known to man yet he would have liked the saudis vitamins was incredible like what you're so such a contradiction you're so into health and in own about in all these antioxidants you're taking in fresh we grass and all this and then you just do in heroin fuck you combat the drugs very sad it i did been shed somewhere he was due in common for awhile crazy fucking stories the aims to one s recap carrots pollyanna residents down and we get a moment
just now i can't have andy nor i live with us idea whether my stairs due to your nowadays you know you a man has to be prepared to prepare three i am not candour let me again ideas i left you far away from however that you never want yet i say that i guess but my emotional tat your notes in his report is that there is fucked up as he is he'll always are consider him to be family yes you know like everyone from israel our concern to me everywhere from these radios in always family to me you know yeah the no doubt and it's it's it's a very unusual bond that we all have you know i'd stephen root called me a while back for some party that he was throwing and i couldn't make it i was going out of town good is it to talk to this guy again i feel that some rules each other for years you know but it's like but it never feels like moment see anyone from his radio does voting time is past duty should
write something man put it together may be the real producer of a shout and get everybody to go together again now even yet even andy maybe as these rescue andy do news radium progress your well was one continent and we were talking about doing something more on the said was when brian cowen played my brother and we were talking about doing something doing we actually an oyster but of the area the gorilla brothers and whenever one of doing anything which is always hope resilience joey nobody has ever like doing using than ever with brad isaac someone using the unease rio cast as like the mercury theatre players like a repertory act ensemble that you just like do like this do like independent movies but it only be the case there is really not least that what about a lot of fun we totally should have done a news radio movie though
but it was never really as i said it would really wasn't successful we found your cancel every see every season and that's where we have a good reason for now we kept doing serious matters at the end of every season they were they were so crazy like the space one we do these that i take one we didn't i tat equality at the whole episode of the show took place in a boat so we we were like underwater like i agree dive underwater and they have a great i've siberia seven i brought my three my stereo cameras to that i have this great treaty photo of you in the back bruce sat there was enough swimming pool like with water up to here in this the water sprang past you trying to fix this it's all really cool photo three lean man kidney emailed me does work yeah project rose in it and indeed i get scandal is like to side by side images
you went from that you you start doing the poker show you did try to do a bunch pilots and then you decided recently to start to and stand up again yes actually read after i got the court ruling that have you know i don't have a you know not and i'm not making much money these days in something like a decent living but when you have depend pay seventeen thousand hours a man about a quarter of what i need to urge to be broke so i figured why don't you know maybe stand up at least i can go out and you know if i can put an act together and you know so we said well if you get some tv fear if you got some name recognition from me on we want to stand up and make money you know and i said well you know guess you can is an early enough to be good you just you know people come after a while people will stop showing but her spirits i my rifle ass soon ass you ve taken it
the work carried out of sight quicker today than ever has before we screech really couldn't pulled it off if you start out today yeah yeah back in the day i we get one were best steve us doing pretty get now he's got thrown on state but funding is myths craig you did you throw yourself right on stage or did you kind of do like a like small places first i'm still doing that and i'm still a working up jack i'm not gonna go home plan how long you been doing justice before christmas and you too friday night when i talk to you that you're gonna do forty minutes i did yeah just said it you see b i did i guess i did only fifty minutes while and how long you been doing comedies since december before christmas so just a few months a few months uninjured forty fucking minutes or an hour before about this empty forty five and fifty minutes holy shit do that's incredible ere you just
in math and writing constantly nice just like i kept is going down in doing like do sets of place near my my apartment and bunch rather like these are all turned of calmly shows downtown and just saying while every time i get up i'll do do you like twenty minutes a new stuff how loud subterrane rate twenty minutes news for each time i get up now you when you right do you do sit down a girl k today i'm gonna write stand up and you just like go through the newspaper or do you have some ideas that you ve already developed or a european city rather it became legists she started like make keeping a few notes is as like going through the day or else it is keeping ideas and they have recently i thought might be funny sometimes it is something that came up in the news in you knows be weird but i didn't i kind of
decided i was going to do what i did when i was a kid i was going to write stuff out word for word i was just going to like have ideas about things that i areas that i thought were funny think it through my head about but what i would want to cover i have some jokes in my head and i make no sir point form notes i would let myself right out the jokes and whole just point form and to try and keep it from feeling like i was like reading a monologue ro the acting if the acting like you know anyone it feeling acting that is the trick of comedy i very rarely right out jokes in like you know so the other day i'm at the zoo a very rarely do that i'm i'm i'm almost never every now and then i do it as a guph like as a practice like i'll sit instead of righteous writing just random i'll sit ok i'm gonna try to write a bit and i've done it i've done it a few times
the time i just right i just sit down and i'll write for and a lot of it might be depressing and a pocket dick and then only one fucking one paragraph chunk when i call you sure that's a bit you know three thousand words or years is one paragraph that i bet that's a bit and also do you do do than they do just right randomly or do you write like specific like how do you like when you sit down the right is i guess i'm wearing cosette just a lot of times that the germ of it will be just something that said i can conversation all the time you do the two legs the reality as some is as we know is that a go off on i'll go off for a few minutes on something it s funny work that into something just after a man worse is when you are in the middle of conversation like stop please don't talk write this down before i have to pee
that at any rate in their jabbering this with me none i gotta think right down there you must know we're gonna feel the time brian actually has recently started doing stanhope comedies well and our food and feed froze unused dream but what else is new people are constantly complain about that you know i don't think you stream is designed for a couple thousand people at a time i know what it is really we have brian anyway i what i'll send brian fuckin held at this weekend and breath you had a new milestone us we got a new step gimme some new step was have definite figures something up saturday shown we were talking about how interesting it is that he gets this weird opportunity to stand up where he did stand up a bunch of years ago and did the bob hope joke that we ve all talked about on the programme for if you haven't heard the joke he got up in berlin for all people and said you think when bob hope died they flew out his body to entertain other dead troops to iraq
and in a bomb so bad stop doing stand up for a five year more than x i was thinking about that the timing i think was mortgages bob hoped i was like two thousand really remember but then i think it back into a like this year's well you did a little bit at one point timed murderer math reopening lana you wanna rivalry and yet another new girlfriend and quit again and i was like for like a month or do i did it its relationships with would get you yeah relationships we get you and then you just would now the time you have all right now i can even imagine being in that same relationship as i promised you stand up once or twice at night now and i have now asked on top of it like i've been up this my second pog as they have another wonder at after this inner seems somewhat happier to of why do not yeah or not just be another relationship but do you know you a chance to express yourself now in a way that you didn't get a chance to do before
then all you can do is make you're funny videos that's when that make those videos to kill me i mean i did sitting in front of by yourself editing for you now tell in the morning every night just any did that all week that that's as creative that is its such a slow process makes you you just like i was not talking it s buddy i think also parson parlor problem is you're real perfectionists through we just took some of these things and editor together sort of like the way dana white guy does it for radio blogs likely put a video together of something like i've been out in a i put up on twitter i pray twig data going on stage last night now thoroughly i think we just need to keep on doing nash united got it all i find it i'll retweeted we need to do more videos that when i really higher brian that's what his job was re video podcast co host slash stand of canadian we're game where listeners park as an invidious win but i think you have an immense talent when it comes to editing video that i mean just not being served
brian is actually just started doing stand up himself did it a long time ago and took a bunch of years off and then got back into it again so you know that's why i thought the sum the subjects very fascinates me that the starting of the routine do feel comfortable in stage yeah is says where it gets the item thirty years off just kids you know how and it is for confidence in our past my like done hosting gigs i've always felt a little funny you know right like i'm like em impersonating someone doing stand up as coming at it with a looser format let like going on stage just trusting myself to have areas that i want to go into intrusting myself to be funny is is has been fun no it's been fund a glutton like find out what the bits our onstage yeah and waterways yeah and that is the thing about stand up his leg there's a totally different thing when it
in front of a live audience and you're trying to get laughs and your voice is amplified and they're all there you feel their energy looking at you and that you know the difference in amps is fire if you were in a social setting in someone talked for forty five minutes straits for that that letting anyone else taught you would just they eat no matter how and entertaining they were even though what an asshole i talked about this i'm staying at the most ridiculous his stand up is most ridiculous job you could ever want to have you want to be the only one who talks for an hour and i want to have voice amplified way above everyone else's and i wanna be lit yeah beware while everyone else is in the dark it's also where just like growing up i was always the person trying to make everyone laugh now i was like you know like out that was what i love doing is trying to make people laugh like it my high school and middle school in some way and so i kind of sea like class clown comedian type there
see that asses not where it's not like trying to take over everybody beyond a microphone staying you're just try to make people happy listen to those who is most certainly a bunch of different types of people have become stanhope canadians you know there's i mean to say that it always comes from one place in this not really truly clear i had felt is never comes from a good place now zaire but never a huge vista of bad places i'd always felt for a long time like there were some something about me that wasn't legitimate that i wasn't illegitimate colic because i wasn't the same guys everybody else i wasn t afraid of people i was i grew up doing martial arts and fighting and i went from fight you know too to stand up this weird thing i gum what am i this like we're jock thing it's doing comic agonizingly what is but doesn't just you just i asked to suck and then make funny other suck your life
second all kinds of weird ways you know a natural peter hansen's livestock was his father used to beat the fuck out of everybody's is different line will now being abandoned by my father in ivory have their own little weird thing you're trying to make up for what that is orbiting around attention you request on stage yam now but if you don't if you don't have some fucking weird need you never really get there now anyone i mean it's up and i shouldn't say this was of course it's possible for some to be communing with a happy childhood it must be made if you just really smart and figure it out but i've never met that guide is done of things and it was pretty good and i my biggest problems boys and is shit i will even ask who is a big issue namely wisely i do that's the only reason why i got a martial arts i didn't get in the martial arts so i wanted to risk my fuckin brain cells and got up its terrified of other kids the around a lot when i was a kid and we moved at bury basically
for three years we moved to new place my idea that now that's this i mean you don't have a stability you don't feel stables you feel the need to express yourself exorbitant let you know if you know get more attention they deserve my bedroom and who is also diagnosis borderline personality disorder she's doing i found that when my wife has an effect on women well she's been done as a liberal i personally mundus oh that's what they said your dad had really last you so you knew breach all these subjects on stage the area tackling this i'd say it's probably but maybe twenty five percent of its like about my personal life and surf another and then maybe more maybe thank you thirty five you free went under arrest is about life about life yet none of this you're free wednesday night new
joseph we're oh yeah we're doing this thing it sounds kommeni whole we're doing it pretty much every wednesday night in always alley what's really tiny club the death rate guy owns who's this guy what you own the club in in new york and then he opened up a small one in la and it got closed down so you can have a liquor license so i know he's going to new one on melrose and yeah there's a bakery behind it and they all know that as well they're going to close that down and confuse place right now it's only like ninety eighty or ninety cs yeah fuck up his or her place it's right on all rose like a rose and fuller if you want to find their own unarmed and are you getting news radio fans like all carried who we're gonna people you guys but it's been like yeah it's been like i mean a lot of the smell of most sets i've done i've done unannounced so far except for these these said than it used to be and when you do that you see be what was that
he be i guess it was a lot of kids in the home these radio fans deftly that they know all about the show there must be great a great environmental like what boosting about briars brian people know him from the pod cast now so you know anyone upstage in breyer this weekend they all cheer and went crazy yes i like it's what you know you're learning i yet still d like you it's good to have that yet get to have that welcome yeah i'm cheating get a kick out of its deadly get your god bowed again i know but it again that that last that buys you about thirty seconds right sir when i was on fear factor i would dread meeting fear fact of fans but always be happy when someone so they love news radio is like i hate you and your prostitution gig but now you doing now it was i was just finding any clues all the way through newsradio you always said next you got to do is just
gets paid out give a fuck what it is but should be blown do don't give a fuck lies just joe gets hey i was i was recruiting everyone there were scud drink coffee and we're gonna run the cameras it's gonna be called joe gets paid is this really wound up happening it's like the secret man i anna fast you sent the message to the universe did dude i believe and i leave you can do that did you haven't experience with people who were a hooked on a secret demoralising ass huge unnecessary like i'm member must ever mosaic might well microwave chrissy she would she was late wanted to see the the film in their lives and by art but its and people talk you know people too with what scientific and that have nothing to say about it is complete bullshit it's not like i say you the ehler ripley fuckin power positive thinking bullshit it's like this like if you really think that so
so yes every child and die of starvation just wasn't putting out of enough positive energy in a year i had an argue over the fundamental rights into so into it i go ok ready for this baby die in dr buys what's going on yeah they manifesting the wrong reality and i one innocent positive energy sooner than they did not do you know what they're not really thinking about what they want and it's so ridiculous in so called tee but the fascinating thing is you know that in its confirmation bias you're looking at what you what would support your case yeah and in there
bunch of people that are successful there saying well i envisioned it and that's how i became successful we're we're the fucking people that envision it in their poor shit right now we're gonna go and i don't get it what's happening that's your only using the people that are successful you you gotta show me a dude whose fucking starving and then you apply it to him and then he goes out in the world in a new combat in fifteen years ago it will have the guy's a success i need to show me at least our the people more than you get if you take a hundred to get at least more than fifty of them yeah succeed j work to be gmos that did it slightly meaning one out of a thousand one is wants to let you know the secret that it's all simple unesco powers like any religion in that any religion were people want to believe that they can do something that will that will give them power over the rest of creation yeah you know that rest of creation is canoe somehow fall into line with their wishes because they prayed to god or these
dell positive energy you know i its fascinating though and it's very unfortunate that this this craze is so discredited and so that the could place where they're coming from a so illogical because the concept the thinking healthy and positive is very important for formulating a good life figuring out you know be connected to the right kind of people and how to send the right kind of energy out yet you you know stir you know healthy relationships and that you're what you're doing and pursuing in life is something that you get motivation out of order rather that you get out of faction out of yet appeal important having a positive outlook is healthy it is better for you you know i mean it you know jesus i'm in you know something living with my first wife you know who is this negative about everything everything with negative its yet it is horrible for you yes i've been there have been there many times in relationships and in friendships of of had friendships where the people are negative and you'll get it
if amendments like your catching a brass like what is this person doing me they're fucking their draining near doing something to me so deftly posit yet being positive that part is great yet and if there is the there is science behind that yes there are keeping a pause vat to you know keeps you healthier keeps your immune system functioning better what i've seen it i've seen positive and negative thinking during a dm t trip during a psychedelic trip i had this weird mom where i was thinking all these negative things because secondary trips are just so out of control there so beyond bizarre and they're so credibly like like some examined a tory if that's the word but you know you you're you're you're so introspective you're looking at some different aspects of your life i get a million miles an hour that you can evening get got like a negative thought and they can blow away and that's where bad chirps come from now so in the middle of this negative thought this i saw this is this
like the empty is a very visionary psychedelic experience and you have a handshake weird black dark fuckin now deep dark green and dark black patterns and colors and then middle of it i realise what i was doing i realise it is being native took a deep rather i let go and be became positive decided think positive blossom like flowers in front of me the colors changed and they all became bright and beautiful and vibrant in it became the light and the patterns became beautiful and i was like while this is like a lesson on learning from assigned to experience about the real physical manifestation of negative and positive thoughts they have to have a real effect of faith in the grip of the said that that if you just force yourself to smile you can reduce depression gap depression will fade a little money all the way if you're really depressed but if you can force yourself to smile you i really like pride big them chief had their long enough it
brain reacts as though you're happy your brain starts to release the same chemicals it would if you were actually s amazing and dislikes those like you know them the mind body connection is true it really is real what we are is the most fascinating organic computer that's ever been created and we don't have a fucking single book on how to the operating system corona generally the bible jail just the by we are all we are all raised by people who are completely clueless as to how to re someone i'm in almost every one of us and so we develop and you can get in these patterns of thinking that your parents have you know it's like you know if you grow up round like mrs rogan has a very negative parents are especially her mom her mom had a very hard life and her mom is one of those that you can't tell her good thing well this is just going to happen it's it's going to fall apart and what happens here then what happens there and you know and jessica whoops seventeenth managed to avoid it but
for the most part it's it's like if you few develop in a family a household a householder butscha negative motherfuckers like that shit can it becomes like like a path that you cannot pick becomes lack in other girls his track i grow within what everyone else my little brother that would put the rest my family there always like well whatever you do the system's gonna get yeah saint stacked against this you can't win you know like this where's my mother was working class english unless way that you know where is your raised you know so in a well would you try what you will but you really can't get away from it in a solemn stacked against you so goddamn difficult to manufacture and awesome environment and now it's been one of my my main focuses as a grown up as an adult is too why to manufacture the most positive atmosphere possible both in work and french i've seen relationships in everything i do try to like steel
towards the most positive place possible you now you can you can your life can be really fuckin awesome if you do that correctly and against real bad if you now near but the secret not visuals it was ass though i mean i believe that any say anything that makes you feel you have any control of your destiny is because if you think well i hope i may good choices of good things happen and i go with that still just pure of workers every single day you are tied up in a chain reaction of millions of choices that are being made all around you every day and all has to is one of those choices be someone to shoot you in the head and that's that it's going to shape your destiny in any day that someone doesn't shoot even ahead you know is just luck poor guy with a vest want to blow up a cafe with your writing your novel or somebody sneezes while driving and goes over the curb or text is slams in you and you get high
yeah there's i've been consent this idea of the last few years especially that the entire life did we is sort of like a mathematical programme it's like a giant algorithm that's far too complex for us to really wrapper heads around it but that all these different motions and always do emotions and actions in all these different things and circumstances there there actually there really like integer is that it's only a part of something something else is like information theory yeah ziyadi that the universe is nothing but information is just net at the universe the entire universe is just an information storage device it makes i mean that when you look at the direction that humanity is another thing that's absolutely fascinated me i'm completely fascinated with the idea the singularity the idea of you now i mean even the idea of end times there that the idea of an apocalyptic scenario now
look it like what human beings are doing i quite human beings till it being some weird sort of a caterpillar doesn't know is going to turn to a butterfly it we are absolutely obsessed with the newest greatest technological innovations and eventually that desk should to a certain direction in that direction is some sort of a redefinition of life as we know it yeah i think that was that that eventually the the earth itself would develop it consciousness if it doesnt already have you know yet may already is actually a theory called the theory of the knowest sphere which is that the earth does enveloped in a oh just like the stratosphere that there's always sphere which is a sphere of of knowledge of informed chicken and that this nose fear exists around the earth and that we know people can tap into yeah i'm not even just around the earth it it's a dimension around you all the time yes the idea of the muse is that what you're really doing when you when you're being crook really creative as a you are just an antenna
went in any of you know shore the idea of consciousness being non local yet another year entire body is actually a sort of some weird sort of an antenna and that you know the the other lifeforms they were giving him this international and now of course the weird thing is it physicists are starting to toy with these ideas here the idea of entanglement any idea of you know shore the idea of consciousness being non local yeah you know that you're entire body is actually a sort of some weird sort of an antenna yet you know the hormones and you know adrenalin all these different things and you re all the biological instincts that are there to keep the physical body alive i know it's no more than like maintenance cycles that you have to run on a bmw one does not have you read about the prince into this huge that multi year study of mine jeanne interface no basically that attention affects machines and that they did they did this
with the new these random number generate all occurred is here but the yet and they just had these at random number generator and they had people just focus not anything specific just focus on the machine itself and the more and more power folks and machine the lesson and in the machine became it became started having non random patterns human justice is something which we can put a gun hand there's there's this there's energy it comes out of people sometimes that is absolutely tangible we just don't have a device to measure it will these as at the other they did they set of nominees random number generous all around the world and they set them all over the world and then just coincidentally a nine eleven happened because they had a theory that large numbers of people were thinking about the same event that that would have a larger impact on these machines and they found the correlation they found it at the time nine eleven when the towers fell these
genes all around the world started generating non random sequences of numbers and what is i mean just that they don't really domino's this like a member state or the convention is that just the effect of everyone pay attention to the same event affected these machine ok so what you're saying is that all these people were supposed to be paying tension to the machines and then the event of nine eleven happen and because it was such a huge event all these people working on the head and then the natives of being rendered the event yeah just all the fact that people are focused on the same event affected these machines were crazy fascinating shit yeah they found the same thing they had shells event in canada was in canada the prime minister to his funeral from canada that one son was giving the eulogy that there was an effect because you had almost every single person in canada listening to this speech
you know you know the idea is really fascinated me you familiar with work records will you know that guy s manner it is near his he's the man one proponent of the idea of the intelligent computer eventually taken over and that's what he deems the singularity to being what he thinks he said what immortal he's gonna be is going to be download your consciousness into some sort of a computer and you know it sounds completely ridiculous until you start thinking about that but what the fuck consciousness and would have they can recreate it now what it would have you can recreate and create an artist she'll version of consciousness down to the point of it being non local down to the point of this computer that created being an antenna to tune in this new sort of conscious yeah well i was determined that have computers can t you advance the rates are doing and what was criswell it puts or to the idea that
eventually they'll be a computer powerful enough to have stored in his memory banks every single event that has occurred since the big bang which mean like every event in every human beings life every every interact of matter throughout the universe could be stored on single can be and can be a drop related based on the current events and is any said that the programme itself would not be able to gosh itself from the original so each of us with programmed into this computers memory bank and the programme of us would not be able to distinguish itself from the original which means that right now we might all be that programme a billion years my future so we may very well be some sort of a parallel reality or we may have we may have lived our actual carbon based life billion years ago and right now we might just be the computer programme being run a billion years later
what a mind far i saw a trigger i saw a glitch in the matrix the other day this is kind of like this i was outside in it was the moon in there was these clouds going over after a rainstorm right and have you ever see on satellite tv like we're like darker scenes like blacks and graze there not just blacker greatest economic blocs i guess i was looking at that end it was doing that why am i saying blocky your eyes or program i don't know yet i see so much computer anti hiv but it was really like a steering ecklund there's no reason those are squares as are blocks shadowing was often unthinking wait a second might i ask me and my friend of donigan hit me with the ultimate mind fuck once and that is the theory that that you that your life if like as the world gets more more fucked up in more more chaotic and you worry about the future of the world it's really your own mortality that you're your you're tripping on the you have created this entire universe around you
even though it seems real because there's a bunch of people in your life and also seem real they this in your dream as much as you exist in theirs and all some sort of a symbiotic action but that you live in a reborn constantly and that every time something happens to you whether its a server for car accident some energy die building collapse anything that happens you immediately forget i forget it and you are transported into another situation where you already have this life going on and you just step in and just keep going and that it never ends and there is no death and the sister constant psycho until you get your shit together until lately and totally evolve this illusion that you ve been of around four in a forty years or fifty years it's all nonsense around forever you ve been for does he old shoe emotion near you really look we have a very limited amount of memories that we can access about this life that were pretty sure happened now yes and no
on that we cannot access during sleep time just imagine if someone came up with a drug that would allow you to remember your sleep and details remember your dreams and absent i wouldn't want to see half a year fuckin arias army was talking today how yet during the other day about having sex with his sister and unlike i'd see that's the kind of shit i don't want you know that i'm dreaming about did he say was good allocates there came a couple times action so david anybody want to go see you perform work and they are going to get a hold you i know you're your twitter is dave s fully f a well why and how can they get all you do have a website now i know i like facebook but that's kind of useless how to get a website if you're gonna do stand up here and harmonise the twitter and
so the plan is to do some gigs put together a sad and then go to war and then yen and actually start playing actual calmly clubs ready mean do you feel like you did this thing the other nine how it how to go well well it was a guy under aye aye overestimated the amendment of stuff that i had in my notes so was a fifteen minute shy when i got to know that i went i write as does that pull at some others you got out of his work in ok but i like and notes that i hadn't timed out says that i think this can be about forty five minutes stuff right in these terms we have now shit yeah yeah and so then i'd do so then i had so quickly just grabs another bit that i had planned to do as well and then improvise a little did you recorders that yeah so you're your main vocation initially was just financial but now you and join it yeah enjoying it is its feels good to examine
never been pursue who like really craze performing you know nine i can enjoy it but i never like i never get this thing i gotta be on stage but he has been really fun stressing as has been such a dark horrible year and a half this past year and a half as you know it's amazing you saying that because it was dark and horrible when i knew you and ninety four and this is an area that was nothing like this last year and a half has been the worst year and a half of my life i really am you know it's unites it son not exaggerate museums have i hadn't gotten through it i wouldn't events price well you know it was that you thought about oh yeah suicide old tonnes transcends far most of the time we have a number now don't do the owner i wouldn't why can do it
the meetings and it wasn't like another government to prevent our whatever they with my number now we know more concern federalism and has been i was eight year old daughter seven year old daughter she be eighteen in his gun and is that thank you wouldn't hurt her so badly analysis that was the only thing you teenagers i figured they really wouldn't care too much you know do you actually has at all the exercise obviously not start star yeah yeah yeah why six eggs we are now actually feeling pretty good stand up is making me feel better sure like so so huge rush you know re just being onstage and being funny remembering the reason i started doing this the reason that i like doing this now that it's fun finally and it's your creating positive
energy and a positive environment giving someone something changing their state yes and and i spoke to pilot which is nice night of the circle to be a gentleman nice which is a good script and funny and subsidies the secret work i put out some positive energy and knowing how to share maintaining your body is so important your body fuckin trick you and your reorient body can betray you whenever this time to stress all those chemicals i think you're gonna have to fight off a cheat our santa anna mean chemicals don't realize that all your does dealing with illegal entanglement so it's late and i spent most of my life going ok body can you take this fine neglect and abuse you this way right so well the plan i do like the oversight my family in which the idea just getting aeronautic get nine an extra says i beg
i actually joint jimbo have been you have joint like you you know that a gym downtown i phoned make it so fuckin fascinating makes it so much better put on a par gas and no lotta people listen this package is private people arriving at the gems struggling through it right now listening to you on their iphone i know there are then i'm sorry about the middle part of this conversation with their outlines ardor jacob s sitting man other people's trauma and struggles had seeds of beneficial you can learn from that yet you learn alas drink a lot like idea and hide it here a couple fuckin cats and dogs you have no entanglements you have no words this shit
you from a single mom when you talk about the fucking take my after last night i got pretty drunk and i will have to wake up at eight a m to let my dog and sit there were the worst hangar philip puking then go back to by euro baby mother fucker took malaria medication i went to morocco and i'm saying on saying like it's like i'm a full time single mom it's it's fucking annoying that you had a little baby any need to join your baby need joined the fuckin marinas learns discipline never go to produce or germany have opened the doors my dog can t said if there are any and anyone yan no having patsy really is nothing like having children is absolutely nothing i gotta leave my dogs outside alla time oh give a fuck gently yet it anywhere now then you learn when you do have kids is like a you know you really realise oh my pats i love them but there too they can guide in die now and i'll feel bad for a day
lisa wasn't me at least it was me or my family yeah but it's amazing when i see women just suppressing that maternal instinct with children but they have a bunch of fuckin cats dogs or someone yet they are myself now aren't you children's david flashlights we asked bitch i travelled you talkin about tat if you lie still to longbill eat you oh if people want to get a hold of you dave as fully on twitter and you will be updating peoples to where they could see you do and stand up yes how often you gonna be doing this i am getting at least cup a couple times a week i'm gonna be doing more convinced that getting more i'd like to devise the actual i'm gonna the fun it sounds really supportive crab doesn't do set london benson showed his dog benson loves me these lawyers donor or that's great indian that tomorrow and then after that i'm going to set but remember where this wednesday it's gonna be doing it too so yeah does it time alkalis yeah so come by
we can in any way listen i just want to tell you i've worked a lot of people of my life in the course of my and you were one of my favorite human beings and i've ever met working with you a huge pleasure and i really don't think that you get nearly as much credit you deserve for for news radio i don't think it would have ever been what it was without you i when i say that you were responsible for half of what happened on that show i'm not exaggerate i know you think you are i am but you just don't remember you know we will you were the secret producer of news radio you know and you're just a brilliant guy and i am glad to my eyes unites i love you very much sites it's great to see you in this do i buy you a brain not yet not yet i'm willing to unwilling to lower i am willing to try we can help women
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