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and today is a special day, because the triad is actually together in the flesh. You wrote you The issue will be done because we have never said that before to each other, but apparently we ve said that now have kids get be where you John Candy, from jail Yes, your your big boy, who is today's episode? I guess this man he's been in our brains for over a decade. Now, and now you are going to put him in or brain, and I'm sorry, we are discussing MIKE warring key MIKE warranty was one of the accidental architects of the say, ten panic that swept America in the Eightys and Ninetys, instead of just being a fear. Monger, though, warranty actually claim to have been a former satanic high priest who participate in numerous ritual murders, assaults and rape steering the mid sixties, I'm going to say,

even though we know Rodney I'll Kallas crimes are far worse in MIKE worn key shore. I liked Rodney better Whaley upon now bully gettin shaft down into his bullshit. I I absolutely hate, might warranty but might work. He is a man that has followed last podcast. Nonetheless, do our entire existence, we showed a video of his was one, and I think the first ever show doing away weaken the came way back in the day, and we ve been obsessed with him. There are a very long time as a matter of fact, he has worked his way into most of the inside joke said we have as three men that we don't even offer to you. Priceless error, Ebert you'll, never understand it, miss bulk and we ve just been say an airport like airport every year, but then, when you go into, I also did. I did not understand how much he served as an two and as a beginner under pattern of the eight zero, absolutely not for them

you unfamiliar with the satanic panic. It was basically the prototype for Q and on the proponents of this movement believed with a one hundred percent certainty that America was infested with say. Ten cult who were committing ritual is take martyrs and molesting children in the name of a dark Lord, on an almost daily basis, and we know that Satanist love mouths this email, you know, can they be half right? I do think the Bush we have done some crime, yeah sure Bush, family, every single person and has become president, has done horrible horrible unspent we'll things and have seen unspeakable things, that's how you get the job done up, bringing Satan into it, It has not known if not dealing with the effects are all the ones. You d all the ones you, Neil Georgia, we fuck and weakened, and act like this is This is like I'm here. I don't want to come into our further away than I will say about the evangelical they next, the kneeling, which is very.

Mad knees legs. They still do it. Yet I do because, like they, it's almost like they have to practise. Oh, my ok and while there was never a single shred of hard evidence for any of these claims, beyond some spray painted Penta Grams, dozens of people were still charged with horrific crimes, backed by false testimony and hearsay. Them famous which, being the West myth is three which is ironically hollowing series. I believe that we did two years ago, so it is interesting that we somehow got two October time again and our back into the murky waters of satanic ritual lobbyists are true, and personally, I think, could say ten panic, throughout history and which their been dozens. If not hundreds these basically come from crises of faith in the existence of God, secrecy,

and had he been, you know that many set up where the worst most unforgivable hell bound send you can commit outside a suicide is not believing in the christian God. Yet air go an involuntary crisis of faith for many Christians. It's pretty much the scariest thing that can happen. Small caveat, though I could John John Mark. I second the pigment asian correct effect. He was he looked polish, but he was in the Middle EAST is interesting as I was getting into MIKE worn keys later work, so you now he is now posting back regularly again on Youtube, and I bet, hopefully we get to him honestly. I hope he mentions us, but he talks about this a he doesn't believe in this idea that I guess there's an esoteric christian kind of like Hale Mary pass in the back of the Bible on absolute reconciliation, which is actually saying that gods grace is so absolute and so powerful he could choose to four.

If the devil and bring the devil to Heaven. If he wants to at any point that you do a pardon, he can bring about that can bring everybody into the fold, but he doesn't because just like a real fucking piece of Shit wants you to choose it. Will you know it's all fake right? I don't think you're sounding like I'm talking about the Packers man. I failed. You wants to packers with the same intensity that I dislike garden. Backers are real or concerning the say, ten panic. If you can convince yourself that the devil is real manifested on earth through his many minions, then it makes believe in God that much easier and therefore your crisis in faith, assault or as anthem of aid put it Satan is the best friend the church has ever had keep minimum business all these years. I'll never forget. When I was growing up- and I I said I don't believe in the devil and people got very very mad at me,

because in the binary world of Christianity, without the devil, God can exist. So my dad sat me down was like seen, Israel and I was like this kind of cool The ideas that you can't just live a life where you just do good acts for the sake of it no way shape or form like you have to have like some evil goalkeeper, among others, had keeping in some kind a referee, some kind of bullshit it that fear is supposed to keep. You in writing almost be afraid of the devil and not one to defy got now and if the devil is earth in the form of satanic cults calls. Then, God is keep in check in real and it's almost like they say a bunch of crimes, says matter fact. Their guilty nonetheless attended panic that thing that gave the movement was the testimony of supposed former members of say, ten cults. These people were all too happy to go on tv

saying that these allegations of ritual listed murder were true and everyone from Oprah to her. All, though to twenty twenty took them at their word, because why it was good television, you know I gotta say if I'm gonna be killed, put a little performance into it. Everyone, rich mystic murder, like it's worse than just pop in some on the back of the head with a gun, have not a sound pre pro. There was propositions costume. I wanna chalice. I wanna Rome. I want a dagger like some. Ass in some possess in my murder. Don't just leave me on the side of the dam. Like I'm encumbers, roadkill kind of Wanna do one of those dead switch things right. Just for the sake of the spectacle, I have a bunch of explosives rigged with confetti to put underneath my wheelchair name, You do, as you put me out, into a field right and injustice. But to die and I go and then, as my heart lowly stops the Falcon wheelchair explodes. Do that's great wonderful

Many of the people who came forward, as so called leaders in synthetic scene in the eighties, did so and books interviews and even comic books in the form of chick tracks. Oh my God knows are batch. It they'll get to check tracks and next some day by the way, there's no naked women in it. So dont think that there will be no, but there is a the deep ab ridden bought of White Christ. Oh yeah, MIKE Working Medium for delivering his message was stand up common infant Satan that he did this now. This is, I think, it's interesting rate, because this is the first time we ve ever covered a committee yeah unless pod costs on the left. Let's see file truth that I was kind of funny always liked. I wrote about how we fuck the baby to death in the back of a car. I wasn't the funny part this guy is it's weird become Adam because we ve been joined him ironically for so long, and I didn't get the full press hate of him until I really started listening to his albums, but

there's some golden. There is a cool guy. He lets you know it or here's. A clip of work is lighter material. It's it's the sugar that makes the medicine go down that day, man where people worry about things that normal people don't worry about. Two like, for example, why do people drive out parkways at park on Grant way what is daylight saving time and if we are saving so much of it, who's got it all no yogurt gone bad recently

How do you get tat, learn to stick to a skill? It would nothing states the tough questions you may see the nail jail. I do a wall inquiring mines want to add some big bit threw him, and then he does not me. Maybe I'm triggered because I see a lot of me in there yeah, you know I actually don't. Think, it's any worse than bilingual. What, because No, I'm fine, I'm sorry castle from just because you said that, here's your site because their own it there's no joke structure to a whatsoever. He simply asking questions by a bunch of what these are all Gallagher rip off jokes and the parkway driveway bet that was a fucking Gallagher, Beth Eileen. I remember that that was written in a book, the Gallagher Red and then he said it on. I mean different Gallagher, just exploded, wanderer

was the only original thing that he actually an idea for replacing taxis with helicopter, but my work is trick was to tell those happy bits. First, then gradually work his way into the evils of Satanism. Sag weighing from park driveway bits into claims of,

Rudy see Tunic ritual abuse. We investigate between twenty five and thirty cases every single month in ninety, eight percent of the victims are under the age of twelve. I'm talking about a little girl who was murdered last year, nineteen, eighty seven and the state of Louisiana by having their sexual organs cut out. While she was still alive. A lot of you think that went to Saint this kills. They do so because they want to spill blood. You ve seen enough late night movies to think that would have a Satanist or any other kind of occult skills and animal or human sacrifice. It's not to spill blood. It's to release the life force because, when the life force is released,

down the right conditions and Rachel off. You can absorb that force, they say, and it makes you a stronger wizard, warlock or whatever or wooden an glows. That's not even a debt is not even a bit. He closes like this and is you'll see as he gets older and stand up album skit worse. He goes further and further away from comedy in more into straight up preaching young. This juxtaposition between goofy bits and horror. Movie Gore made might warranty America's number one christian comedian for years he was a bestseller in the Evangel Media, with numerous records, tapes, books and videos. I did not know how successful he was yet like he had a private jet. He was all over the world. World he's still he got taken down in the mid nineties according to what I looked up online, he still worth like

one point: five million dollar he's the war. That's the war key magic. I guess you just gotta live wherever the hell. He lives. Do it. It's like. You know when you look at house hunters and one of those who were spent like look for four hundred and fifty thousand dollars, you can have a bowling alley in your house. Meanwhile, you're like an Lynchburg Mark and solve not even our women when, when a boat with alien, their how's, that can be like Richard Nixon yeah, we'll work he spent twenty year. Giving sold out performances at churches and civic centres all over the country reaching such heights of fame? That the mayor of Nashville end the governor of see jointly named June. Twenty ninth nineteen eighty eight MIKE worn key dates. Worthy day, everybody! That's where you wear your underwear in your head. Well, I'll, tell you what I'm a little bit we a little earlier that this whole bet that's is opening bed is like ten minutes of while yet because ok could Henry could you describe MIKE Warranties appearance MIKE worn key looks like a pig, the gist

back from the salon, means mustache, like the tiny, just cover the top of his lips, the around eye glasses. So we kind of looks like the funky paying cope bottled black holding onto glasses because he's near blight, and then he has what can only be described, the single most extreme mullet of all time, but with a fantastic per it is it s really is. Our very now is in this light it is very likely to its two definitely tease diary much. It looks like you know. Those old does battery commercial dangers there buddy commercials for they have the plastic hair is kind of like that, but like but its tenuous, free flowing like it's three printed by his own forget the earring and he has his hearing, because this whole thing right that might Warnke he's a little bit different size, Matthew Powers, I'm we were his things. He every time opens up pieces like Ya'Ll. If we in all John, together by the power

of Christ would we be the same room together, I see, their short here. Are you look at me like who's, that funky care? Who then, like he acts like he's Dave Novara looking at him like? Why was this kind of crazy guiding is a who? No one dresses like him. No one ever stocks there shirt into their pants being all it's always set up of ease like I understand the young people, yeah he's kind of the prototype, the cool pastor o absolutely here, because the whole thing is, it he's he's the only one he says like it, it's not out of a funny ways. He ribs yeah, he ribs yeah, he's out some deacon coming to their beacon, Andy Beaks, any idea how we got in there. They know what that's how he also keeps kind of that. That's how we also keeps the facade going, because he tells all these people in his audience like the tat people I get, they say this. They don't come to you. They come to people Let me make because I'm weird making weird, because these people are you not all idiots they're asking if there's somebody say

this, then, why aren't any of us seeing any of em, but the he's there to tell you like other out there. They just don't come, they come to me what a learning running me. It would have been cool if he was in that I'm as video, why known as big Brian, I'll be out here. I mean he is a character and if he wasn't such a sociopath, I would like to see him on young Sheldon, because I The young Sheldon could learn from it, but what he did, what he stood for, caused countless amounts of damage and laughter, I guess, this aim in a way that nice now wonky began his rise defined. In nineteen. Seventy two when he published a book called the Satan seller which were as a memoir of his alleged time as a high priest at the altar of Satan. In this book he claimed that he was asked to join a secret, all powerful, say ten called in nineteen sixty five and ass. He descended into drug addiction, heroin, speed and so on. He assent.

Did the satanic ranks and at his most powerful he claimed that he commanded fifteen hundred Satanism across three southern Californians Eddie GM and try to get three satanist degree where to go to for Fuckin, launch they're, all we're all individual spirits. We only care about our fucking territories. Go to group functions are all the time we're kind of like weeds commission de Horn to get along. Yes, yeah wrote that he had unlimited wealth and power at his disposal provided naturally by members of Satan Isms highest echelon. The Illuminati cool but that's where the jewish serpents coming video. My, but after an incident which he almost lost his life Satanism lost its flavour. Somebody was fuckin weak wrangling. He Maybe warranty finally heard the Good NEWS: while a Navy boot camp and thereafter became a tireless warrior,

of Christ spreading the word about the same Danny call to lurked behind every dark corner and in every shadow. According to my warranty, Satanist we're everywhere and they were coming for you, and especially your cheek. Leave my children along the vessel child free by choice. But if you just listen to warn keys, albums, read his books and bought tickets to a shows, then you just might be a little more prepared to survive in the dark, say: ten Ec Jungle, that is America again. The fact is tough long, stick to the hand, nothing it's too tough, one already guy. I access those in the folder and I need to go back and hear him talk again and people bought the pitch working media sold in the millions and he became not

only a regular guest on christian outlets, like the seven hundred climbing focus on the family, but he was the go to source for mainstream news outlets, likened Larry, King live and twenty twenty when they need source to back up their stories on the dangers of Satanism. The one thing I have to give some credit to for the seven hundred club is Pat Rob, Sin is still doing it and we are look at him initially, he is eighty, seven pounds of sludge in a suit, and it is incredible that men can still talk that just shows you the. Our of eight years, the evil that runs through him get him up every morning and those twenty twenty specials, where my Corky is interviewed. I mean this stuff is infuriating because they say every like three minutes or so it there's no evidence to support

She ate any of these claims, but then, though, immediately flip around and talk about every single thing that these people are saying like it is one hundred percent real, but just everyone's well, no evidence remember no emanating bought because that's how they get you legally yep. Legally, perhaps most disturbing was the fact that this media attention gave MIKE Monkey enough clout where he eventually visor law enforcement on so called occult cries. I probably resulted in the harassment of a lot of people just trying to live their fuckin lie. I think that's a part of him. Deck, obviously, is the creepy as part of the worst part of this is the fact that he did have police Sincere and did he did talk too many Egypt to the FBI, because this is also true in the eighties when they had their occult crimes bureau. They created that whole department for occult crimes and he got to go and educate all of these people on total horseshit and also again, you have the entire power, the FBI and you still couldn't figure out how tough,

on the pain they couldn't do it and there is no way that their ever going to figure it out. But that is the only thing that makes this story truly infuriating. If he just stuck to stand up our share great, you want to fuck, you won't go, fill out all the arenas in the world, but it turned all of this bullshit into reality. For anyone who was incarcerated, because some officer thought that they were wearing the wrong color clothes is like the beginning of like this is also you know. It's a fun combo with the war on drugs and shit, that we're just smelling marijuana on. You was a lot of it. They can just fucking scoop you up and do whatever it is they want to if you show up with a fuckin Penta, gram eighteen, eighty, seven year, now compounded for a cold. Crimes. Now I mean that's also do like we're going to get the which police are one thing. The only thing the occult people or give

the of his reading too much they loved arrayed. That's the thing about culture that no one ever written ring on all red. It's already banned, don't be so open minded dear brains, while out, while that's good stuff. But personally, I think working stories were so terrifying than a lot of people. Just didn't want to take the chance that he wasn't telling the truth. That's my least favorite argument for people who is like well what, if it's real and like I dont, have not values that have been right so that they will do you never know what if Heaven is real and then you better follow all the rules is like, but there's a great chance. It's not now I mean that's the thing. Is it without MIKE warranty?

say tat. A panic wouldn't happen now build things. We do not think so. It is really strange because the idea really understand how instrumental he was now, as I as a part of his his because of the combination of stand up comedy his silly little comedy mixed with his testimony, because his whole thing was that that's how he the crux was: I'm the silly funny Corky guy But it's because I went through all this shit. They went through the valley of the shadow of death. They came out here and not put a needle in math, Naw man and I signed a contract with the devil, but then new, but it amplified it because a bat that secret sauce mixture- I do love that maybe he's mean mildly, all powerful, the devil or God, but you still have to in the contract. Don't you feel you got it? You gotta, go, there's an illegal paperwork, so God to end its things that make one key is nothing if not convincing, at least

The people who went inside shows did I clip earlier talking about the child. Sex organs being cut out. That was just part of a large bit was the end of an hour in fifteen minute long set, which I watched all of contact includes, is best set its closer. Now I mean those like part like that was part of a whole story that he told in which that same child had her heart removed and eaten and say tat communion before her skin was peeled off her skull so said, skull could be used in further say, tonic ritual omega. Who would ever think about eating the flesh of somebody during communion? That is what it always that's every time that they talk about eating guy, doing some sort, cannibalism, daring, say ten ritual, so is a perversion of community

that's. It will always a perverse because you know there is the little bits of fact. The black mass for in these satanic Bible was written as a perversion of the Catholic Mass, but in my mind, when you do read it, it's more of a parity now they're making fun of them. And they are using the imagery of the masses. Away till I have fun, you got a naked chick there is there to him. That's one ran funnier to be fair there, not the funniest bunch, now, Satanism, You have a problem here, a little less rising fighting against it, but I think that the end of a church of Satan, C o s is more appropriate because an wears a costume You information, you really are the work of Satan is growing in a little sugar. Do it aren't you I'm Tony the tiger, but that really is the reaction that work he was playing with. All the fire and brimstone preachers has low fun with Yemen yeah, and he goes Gore like full Gore with that lay over and over and over doesn't know that he's accidently doing, satanic principles. If you read this attack, which you know that's the whole thing, whole thing is it: you get engagement with human beings by presenting

As one way and then saying, but actually on this way, so it's like on this goofy guy, but actually I'm supercilious and I went through all of it. He may have actually thought about that. Oh dear, I don't think he's a sociopath zeal degree where he probably was probably understood that duality a little by Europe's accidentally absorbed a cold lessons. I know that he did. You look at his shit and the way talks about it, especially the book that was one of his main inspirations, which is ponds and the chess Board, where ponds and the Board of Rio It's gone for the game gap ponds at which I was unfortunately Brian. Fortunately read you, you can see that there is stuff in there that he does understand. I can use these manipulation to again there that Malta, I mean there's one of his four wives said that he did a lot of research into the account, as you can see, to learn how to talk the talks and the needed cell two cops. Do we want all the walk and predictably once work? He got big enough to her of his own ministries, which, by his claim, had about

He employs by one point he began to tales of kids, who have been abused by Satan, is so badly that they were catatonic and couldn't you good folk spare a few dollars to help these poor victim? say I'm you know, there's no reason why I don't need a private pine needles. How am I supposed to get all my differ concerts because you'll think it makes? Madison, he calls it shows, concerts and haven t. You only have a concert if you have a fucking cello right, you have subject note you a comedy show he has the mole it. So maybe concerts, these gonna concert. Aristotle takes a lot of time on it and there was a big problem with my Corky claims, you may not be surprised to hear this, but every single thing that MIKE Warranty- ever claimed about being a satanic high priest was a complete and total fat

occasional after decades of going unquestioned by anyone MIKE warranty finally drew the attention of a christian publication called Cornerstone, which was just coming off. The successful debunking, a satanic, panic or named Laurel rose Wilson and cornerstone is owned by an agency name Japan, Russia, which is Jesus people USA. Now we will get into next episode, mynors also heavily guilty of crap. Now, oh, my god, I love the acronym your preussag absolutely head. While it sounds like you into the doctrine they found out, you eight Dixon and that our last year, whose Wilson going under the name. Lauren Stratford had written a book teenage eight called Satan's underground. This is the first take down to say, tat. A panic is the cornerstone dead and that book Lauren Strafford claim to have been a breeder for a sate down occult the Buddha breeder was that she gave

first a babies who could then be sacrificed in blood ritual zune devolution side, and then they make they make new bullets. Zambia was talking about maltese, you little dogs. Everyone knows Satan is like little dogs are, they can hold new line of attack. I take by her account she'd given birth to three children, against her will two of them were killed in snuff films, while the third was sacrificed in her presence during one of those aforementioned satanic rituals. Straight, It also claim to have been in a lesbian relationship with Virginia mic. Martin, who was one of the plaintiffs in the infamous Mc Martin Preschool trial, which stood at the centre of the say ten, a ritual use fire start as soon as you see in tropes here that are going to be used by all of these pieces of shit yeah, which this idea of they see another story and the news that gets a lot of play, and then they hook on two they hook on two things that they see in the public eye. When I'm also part of this,

I am also know. I'm also part of my little cases where anything, that's the seed of truth. That, then, obviously they they blossom into this conspiracy flower now, but of course, people are abused. Of course, things really do happen, absolutely the way that they took it. It manipulated dare I say, caused so much confusion that it didn't help people who are actually abused. However, now we know for a fact with the. What we know about Jeffrey Epstein in all our countries share is that we know that these types of circles of child abuse of do happen apparently halls of the elite, but the thing they ebbed aids in the halls of the elite in the basement, every it in economic terms, it conveys schools as universal problem, but also you could see how they took all of these things. Again, it's the classic thing of I will say: I'm just gonna give you my crime. Because more those crimes happened within the shield of the church than have ever happened. The fucking at the testing, while the fuck would anybody.

Even want Jello nailed to the wall. I dont like what you want to look at it. I dont get it. I don't know this and I don't know what the Stevens, while the Monk Barton Preschool try. There was a lot more go on in that even was way outside of the church. Actually, that's a whole different thing. We did a little series on say tankers will be that at nothing with this in mind, good. It was like that. That's the kind of scary thing about it. Is that, like it's, not just the church, it's not just these people better deck, saying, like bitter projecting, should on their like set. Let me confirm preschool traffic, and it happened by accident and its very, very strange to very interesting case. But ya go back in this, nor old, old old, say ten or twelve use episodes for more on that. What's cornerstone started. Looking in the Lord story, they found that she'd never been pray,

and even once much less three time stolen valor is also. Instead, they found a pattern of chronic lying and disturbing behaviour which, as will see, is the hallmark of everyone who claim to be a part of this non existent, say: Tenet cult, seen in a funny little postscript law story before we get back to my wonky? She resurfaced and nineteen. Ninety nine claiming to be a holocaust survivor named Laura Grabowski, bad rivers, gonna, grandma and she's, as that whose stolen valor gauzy scout thousands of dollars. Donations and in the process befriended another person claiming to be a holocaust if I were named Benjamin, Will Kerr Mirsky. This is called when yes and goes wrong anyone Improv can be used as a weapon of mass destruction. May I ask where both of them line about it? Yes

I honestly did not know we were going to cover a love story today that is linked to. That is the greatest they ever made a second I'm a holocaust of just two. You can just see them right. Off the numbers at the an unregulated uses, faked oh weren't, even jewish, Why is this so unbelievably offensive? But the point here is that these people and their elk, where the contemporaries of MIKE Wonky so a cornerstone began investigating America's number one christian comedian. They found a past that couldn't have been more at odds with his claims of being as supercool satanic high priest instead of the fuckin. Far out freaky bad ass that He claimed to be cornerstone, found a nerdy irritating yeah, pathological liar, and it's that story. The will be telling over the course of the next two episodes. In addition to workers rise,

Marquis fall and we got a couple other shit heads in there too we're going to cover me. I'm really excited for we really get deep into some of the people that I dislike the most yeah. You are out there that are fans of chick tracts, we're going to be getting into that shit next episode and the source for all of that fun Dungeons dragged bullshit, but thankfully the cornerstone article was spanned it into a book called selling Satan by John Trot and Michael Hurtin Stein, and that will also work as our main source of this. Areas, and while it is written from a decidedly christian perspective, it still a solid take down of one of the most successful con artists of the aid, and I actually think the fact that it is from the christian perspective in this case gives it validity death. No, yes, the Christians are, they do clean House every now and again, but of course, now d, multibillion D.

Industry that that mega churches provide a little worried. They can be well, it's not not a main tentative MIKE worn keys, every single thing that he says that a bet that he rails against christian gatekeepers all the time, just how dare they come for half the against the end, strict Hansen's is really once I started thinking about it, I'm not quite sure that con artist is the right label here. Nor do I think conference is the right level for Laurel rose Wilson Sea, while MIKE Wonky certainly is a liar. We'll see that my just like other so called former Satanist will cover is pathological in. Why key lies, because he can't help it. I think he's got something close to anti social personality disorder. I mean like I'm not gonna like I dont have diagnosing whatever, but his lies are compulsive. Come from the inside and he doesn't know how to not lie all he does is like mad. Then they do where the con man part comes from is again. That's a superpower is not being weird, let's say super

or is he's a fucking liar right in what he has figured out is with his natural inclination to lie. He learned. I can also make millions of dollars right. Is it? Do you think that the was the tale wig and the dog at all, like once You got the first laugh yet as comedians and performers all know that the only thing I grant you you chase it right without now, so do some He was also it was a feedback loop. Perhaps yes, Oh, I mean we'll get fully into a story by their. The reason why he started talking about Satan was not because he figured this is how I'm going to make a lot of money. The reason we start talking about Satan's cuz, it was the first time people sort of believing is bullshit. An opera was doing the same thing. They always was main stream in many ways. I also say I know Henry I'm, I'm, not gonna, try to hated to our, because no it's mostly you love Catholicism. I mean gown dogs, opinion side of it. It's very interesting me, that's what

but it is not I'm up its boy, I'm obsessed with Catholicism, but I do not support at Rio, but this is the type of shit were. I knew better what you believe. This guy's a shit so heavily event, horror, many more reasons, besides just being a liar, I absolutely but what's fascinating about this. Is that the mental illnesses, a pupil like MIKE one key and moral Wilson. They were the pebbles in the avalanche of, say. Ten EC fear that we still deal with today. We ve got q and on who simply replaced MIKE working Illuminati with a three headed monster of the deep state Democrats and the Hollywood the committee Plague Series it was like the same. Should then too, if you got the same recycled conspiracy theories the baby eating and all conditional MIKE work, he was the one who woke it back up near the while

Turkey is by no means the murderer and rape as that he still claims to be another. He obeying a murderer and rape as well I'm different. Now it was a strange time where that was a career builder, yeah yeah, but his refusal to take responsibility for his own mental illness resulted in untold amounts of misery for thousands of people who didn't toe the line of evangelical Christianity. So without There are do, let's explore the life of MIKE warranty all through the testimonies of people who are actually there during the time he claims to have been a satanist and through the versions worn key, tells in his books and stand up specials, it so warranty the up now what we? No about MIKE is that he was born to Luis and Alfred warrant a k, a out On November nineteen nineteen, forty six and Evans Bill Indiana ALF was indeed an alcoholic and a piece of shit, but work he's picture of his father is the first of his many embellishment, honest

so was tvs. Elf, seen him cameramen, yeah, I beat a fuck out our recent Rhonda, but I dont remember but eat those aliens do drink. Yet they do as they do in the Satan seller. Warranty claims that his father ALF was violent, small time hood from Cleveland who fixed price fights separated and union racketeering sold drugs and booze from truck stops and care, the machine gun in the front seat of his car because more kind of act Odin I mean it's bad for dad, but it's cool forefront. It sounds like a dick Tracy sounds like, whilst as far as my mother, when he couldn't really decide whether she was a good mother or uncaring neglectful, because gotta figure that now that our times he described her is both dependent on what book you were. We get what Stanhope special he was nonetheless, yet while

Their way, though Luis Warranty did factually die in a car accident when MIKE was eight and that's it. You're just noticed that when one of my priorities, claims are actually true homage to use the word factual, alpha remarried the year after to a woman, more than half his age, who MIKE described as an evil step mother. She, on the other hand, described MIKE as a quiet. Out who craved attention but never got any. This is the type of thing we see. Often we owe you know we and our alive showed been covering David, Berkowitz and Sky feel like there. Is that strength to the idea of feeling small as a child and growing up with this, like almost antagonistic sense towards yourself of, like I'm, not small, I'm huge, I'm incredible important the healing, has to know the whole world knows a now. So two years,

you're. The remarriage ALF died of a heart attack and MIKE was sent to live with his aunt in Sparta Tennessee though, claim when he arrived in Tennessee, he was a foul mouthed cigar smokin. We ski Drinkin Helen at the age of eleven to the influence of his alcoholic drug dealing. Parent yea said that he is covered booze at ease and his own house drinkin. It's a little Kay did all the Scottish literally smoking as a five year old down. Well I mean I started drinkin and smoking at twelve, but you know my parents were not was out signals are real story of the failure of parent. My great might bear them is an we did. The whole honorary thing were redeemed I'll, never forget us, except in years old, eight years old we dumped at all the booze, and it was at this whole thing. Is my parents ever drank area there? The line? I remember when I was watching the wine go down the drain. Us like, I wonder what tasting and then, when I was twelve I found out. That is. Ok me as well as you know it it's.

We're culture I would say is that whenever it is terrible that were first started pollutes here when MIKE work he's bits, one of his fun bits about grown up in Tennessee, our camp Wait so many hours of the night when I got up and down the low home intensity that everybody was in for some real surprise in the first that I was out there. This lady came out and she said well Honey hadn't, you thank you like you, don't like it here, and I said: well, it's a pretty nice blank blanketed, a place. Where did you learn pretty blazed priorities like well as long as you faintly black, with neighbouring b? I guess you could occur what I said with a butcher knife. She never heard talk like that before her eyeballs part of it Our mouth dropped over. She ran into the other room, got a ninety seven pounds, Schofield reference Bible off the tv, ran back out into the kitchen snatching up out of this chair slowly. Over in a corner show that Bible of overhead shovel

figured my face and she said well you, but it's empty right now, you personally, because you know that other members have already mentioned. I would regulate and available in terms of the environment or read very rational jump up. Everybody does not respect their valuable experience where wages, if you don't that's what he could do with a bolt aligning arrived, the greens believe that, but about I should like now to gradually about like a problem where he like, I describe it. It's. He has no ending debates now, your absurdly bits where he does not end up like there's one thing where he says what, if Frankenstein got saved. Right was hoping and that's it Larry is bremmer. It's what happened. Stoop stop. What happens? I don't you

describe it's about. No, it's an eighty is actually is it isn't allegory about how preachers wish they could rebuild followers so that they could think whatever it is. You know he wants him to think. I'm gonna be pedantic here, for a second is the bit about Frankenstein being saved or Frankenstein's Monde. Frankenstein, ok, frank instability are doktor, Frank and stocks are free building a monster that will be perfectly believe in God, This is anything, but he does this sound pastiche in the middle of it, where she just makes a bunch of lab noises. Wriggling vehemently- and he does it for about tuna Many many stops and the audience goes while he's the guy from a police academy. You try not to laugh that monies from what is an amnesty. Thou casino. You said they showed up many said blankly buying bears blanket he blank that they had no problem.

And whatever perfectly ordinary boy, not the age of twelve warranty went to live with his half sister. Surely in crest line, COL cornea and it seems like this is what makes penchant for, let's say so, we tell began in our world building again if he calving added everything as if it was in the world of fiction. He may benefit story. Just wrote a book that, with this is a fantasy Barton again. This all had real world ramifications for a lot of people. It's not about telling a story it's about him selling his story and it's about people buying. According to his childhood friends, Jeff, Nay Smith, MIKE, would invent stories in characters for his own amusement inhabiting these falsehoods. With such dedication that it became obvious

Mike Warranty, desperately wanted to be any one, but MIKE warranty? Technically, that is the beginning of most character. Actors of unions, which is, I knew, vaguely understand again. I'm triggered that. No, I mean it's, it's ironic. He never read terrible about building your house on the sand because all of his careers based on a lie, which is the definition of the sand in the allegory. If you would have just told the truth, he would have been fine. Now you, donors but then he flips at all around later on saying, but the core which always true, Gore's, very soft I've seen him in assuring us up courting a Jeff MIKE's go to in high school was a character called the Russian in this Bit, Jeff and Michael, go to a restaurant and pretend like MIKE was a russian Jeff would order Allah makes food while MIKE would speak in Gibraltar. That kind of sounded like Russian, my oldest friend and I in the mall, would do this bit or we would go into stores and pretend,

before and I will go up to, I can go up to the cashier and I go good night good, how you say how we use the epilogue job and we will be actively version or a very opposite super evoking thirteen years on we used to go to a place called buckle, not be buckle, muddle and try on the Ladys close up so that it can be done on the deserted oh, do yours labourers below job, and then you know that then we laughed and we laugh and last lap corks. No. It makes its good humour with interesting, though, that even when Jeff ordered food that E New MIKE hated monkey with, never break character in wouldn't say a word about it until they got out to the parking lot duchess. Being that's technically right now this is just make inference yeah and again, if you do, when approving the guy caviar it whatever it is

to survive in this world. That's fine! As long as you're nice to people! That's all the matters to me, but it is strangely just gonna prove there's no omnipresent God Andy Kaufman is dead and technically He hated Cellarstairs alternator sellers is dead and die work. He has done to channel jitters day in another example, MIKE would sometimes flip it and make other people characters in his story like when you talk Jeff into giving him a ride when might get a deep and no com with which to pick up the girl. Her for no reason at all, warranty gave Jeff a chauffeurs cap and told his date that Jeff was an or boy who sometimes performed various services for his family in exchange for room and bore these interests, bets

spits he's not now. I guess not a point of every episode where I love the sociopath just a little by little. That is pretty funny without you show up and you dislike you're. My body like put this hat on and now you're a chauffeur you're, an orphan as well or Africa, which is really met, actually really good idea of were orphaned snap to get into the chauffeur business. Because it's perfect you could you sit and wait, wait, wait! There's no family! Looking, I dont know if they have the money for a car. No, you borrow it or bunch orphans get together. They ruin Sri packs. After MIKE wrote the Satan seller. He asked Jeff to sign an affidavit. Inserting that everything in my book was true but Jeff refused part

because he had no knowledge of MIKE's. Later alleged, satanic hygiene get he's like you're a murderer and a rape bragging about does what is happening, but also because MIKE included lies about his time in high school in his book might claim He cast a speck on a restaurant called the barn afterwards said. Restaurant burn down gesture that never happen in the Barnes. Now a seventh day, Adventists church row. I do but forty stood outside after his hands are met. I thought that has its hamburger wasn't unjust perfectly and I do think he tried to cast a spell. Perhaps that's real. I think that he did again. This is weirdly MRS weirdly example of a cold thinking, and then he could do this type of shit, but you know he's what a fuckin clown yeah. As far as how other students on my can high school, some thought he was funny, but most just found him.

Irritating. He was a nerd, an unpopular weirdo who tried being the class clown but was far too annoying the pull it off its. If I'm dance between the class clown and someone who everybody hates yet a push. The envelope I've got a really reader rope. You have to be kind of cool, take it from me. Class hey man, you hold out of the closet, rural agriculture possibilities as well. As did I say, look at us, also the loudest around it. I also got teachers pet. How would you be classed clown and teachers PET Europe can sell out. European teachers. Laugh then really make the two. How did you jump from there to do made that Algeria long way that you would become teachers pet? We you have, I hated by the teacher. I do both where'd you get also hated by the teachers. The reason why I was voted. Teachers Pat was but you're unalloyed toy new answers to questions. That's it Particular playground. I'm sorry class gown conference class classic allow companies. Can you be teachers pedant Glasgow? Well, the thing is, but a class clone is certain. Teachers will love. You

certain teachers will hate you. Teachers will appreciate what you do in certain teachers will now you're just trying to get out of work. Yes, milky sure that actually enjoyed me the teeth, that I made a reference to dedicated to a thank you in the book in our book. She loved me. Although system despised me around, I've got three that, like me too, goes out a snake accessible to, but in the Satan seller might claims that he was quote a rascal who knock around drinking and enjoying teen sex. You know, people do I know what you did last summer, Berwin fellow students who spoke to Cornerstone magazine read these claims and makes book. They were just confused instead of a flashy rebel, they remembered MIKE warrant as the nerd who got beaten up by every body. He could have also just made that his story

No one gives a shit about how you were in high school. Now they was the desperate bus clown, who was always laughed at. Rather than laughed whether within your chose, It comes down to it when all you want is attention like. I really liked laugh rang like people Delilah laugh for my shit, but I didn't really want the negative attention I don't want to get in trouble. I wish to fighting back and forth and toe the line and because the whole point that if I was gonna get in trouble at least will be something that I found to be incredibly funding. I still live by that were like he just wanted attention, and if we are willing to do anything to just get attention, look at Jeffrey Dahmer like when he was an ice, will just got back. You know, and that is one receive him now in the Italian David Berkowitz. Just wanted someone to like look at Hammond hey Davy, ITALY's Jeffrey Dahmer was getting a little back in the classroom. Female heats indifferent. He was it. I would ever call with Dahmer did like pop.

Now, what are you drinking at a young age were his liver was not ready and his brain wasn't ready now, but I mean we used to have a lot of fun. I ll never forget the faking of the seizure. My buddy Jared big City measure that my mom laughed and laughed he got expelled online was rough. I work things arm into a fucking boat egg and I thought it was really funny more amplifier, my chest, and they just do they will I get out of here. It's here. I can also, I was twelve yeah twelve can be a suicide bomber. Yet you don't know not. Ninety. Ninety five note not then was far as religion went. Mike was strongly attracted to Catholicism and in a moment of accidental truth, work. He admitted in his book to being fascinated as it should by the rituals of the catholic church, and these rituals would indeed heavily info, it's his lies about being a satanic priest, the thing that sank, warranty store

and made them so easy to disprove was the timeline. According to the Satan seller work, he was doktor into Satanism in nineteen sixty five during his first semester at community college when he was about nineteen Honestly, Satanism, we really tredick over vocational schools, are people with skills, nothing wrong. With the little community college. I went for a semester, Gama grades up up an end to a difference, Some, that's how I met him in the throne, with a good community could not at all from the record Saito Warranty, didn't even finnish is first year and join the Navy and nineteen sixty six. Therefore, every wild claim that follows from here on out, supposedly all occurred in a nine month period. Further everything you're about you hear happen in less than a year, and then he was over with mom hey. So, as the story goes, warranty attend

San Bernardino Valley College, nineteen, sixty five Sandberg do ok and met a guy named dean at apart Dean sounds cool, Dean Sounds got. Will dean is the type of fuckin name that you make up for a cool Satan? What are you talking about? Do you know he's a cool. I call like MEL feel Abbe male furious cooler than dean. I dont know if I've met a cool dean, no, no, no, they don't exist. This deal is just gets De Moriarty and on the road and then, after that, now It's called even Moriarty from on the road. Was a fuckin brought the odds Silvio deal. You know that come if you're cool dean, let us now absolutely. We need proof that you call them absolute Medea gave monkey his first joint and before weren't you knew it Dean easing MIKE into Satanist earlier. Does not what happens when you have

first joint and now I watch cartoons brow, I'm late with old club due to fuckin road around with my cousin and listen to fuckin rage against the machine, but can establish evil empire. Fuck Gabrielle. Was not actually know what I started dream into a button, they smoke into low spirited and it happened. I was driving my Thunderbird with my friend Jared and he sang another one by the dust. Do go. We listen to that song and I spoke to you Well, we'll drive this that's craven. I thought. Maybe you think that's no Nadine introduced MIKE to the occult in stages, but once they get to stage three, my was openly worshipping Satan in a barn in an orange grove in front of a goat had alter and an inverted crimes- slippery slope around my government, not just decorum, oh, oh yeah, and, of course, by the time he started worshipping Satan, he'd graduated from weed two heroin in a matter of weeks. It's just like this

since when Homer licks the frog, not a frog, it's not elucidation. It's just a little bit of junk we'd from the seventh. We I love we'd, but I've never once thought after even smoke we'd be like. May I want some hair, we can do it if you would go back to the seventys and smoke that we'd Take you now, I'm gonna, take it out owned. What that's the problem with my quirky. That's the whole thing about the problem. With all of these. But is that they have never once in their lives on drugs. Now they ve never don't know what it's like they just that they only have that fucking gateway drug bullshit. Were there like yeah, you start. Nor can we, before you know you do in math and then you're doing here. What yeah from Reva you gotTA buzzes, envisaged a thought. You gonna slack Riverhead Munch, my mother boarded several babies on Monday that dangerous drugs, when a mockery of catholic Mass Warranty, wrote that they drank and eight ghoulish can

action. Now, like you, that Jekyll and I did he refused to describe dear old city, what a dry ice in skull, glass, ghoulish, concoctions, do I have technically ghoulish concoction the Amber Margolis Headcheese and before long warranty was being groom for the priesthood of this unknown. Satanic call just as he was so goddamn cool, that's the biggest lie of all like because it it better be going to those of warranty again and again, is that he's trying so desperately to show you how cool he is? Oh yeah, that's that's! His bread muttered gathers whether free Oh come to him. Baby now understands the cool side of the street. As for the shadows are speaking of butter. That's how guy for Yeti described the head cheese on triple d. He doesn't legs, but he loved, headcheese, measured out. It was made, advocates category yea

Forget that when you talk about my right, let good means meeting miss their in the corners of the school will He claimed them in the space of five weeks. Ok, he started college first use drugs became a dick the heroin started, selling heroin went to his first orgy, went to his first black mass and was recruited into a sank down it call. This is like what your mom castle like thought would happen to you when you went to got it whatever the momentum ever watch daytime television thought was, gonna have all children ones. They went to college. This took him thirty five days, a fine he was very busy nor pets dead. You also and that in those five weeks he wrote a motorcycle from California to taxes or he did drug dealers and the Lisi Anna. He marched with Martin Luther king in Alabama supposed to be evil. Think about that! That's him saying that that was him. Dallying with evil city participated in the freedom rights. Even though,

freedom rights. It happened five years earlier and that's kind of the key to MIKE warranty here is that he makes a lot of these claims that don't add up in the timeline, but remember making these claims and nineteen seventy two nineteen, seventy three of Allah, it's really difficult to follow these things up, we can disprove, lies now in three seconds with the fuckin device that everyone has in their pocket. Now, then a lot easier to get away with it by the end of those wacky. Five weeks work he claimed he got hacked. Titus for time alone and his armor usb exhausted, yet scabs all for his face from main lining crystal Meth, his

Skin was yellow. Skin is yellow. Again, it is yours. He's groups young instead with the ILO and his teeth were riding his jaw was broken and he'd been shot after he got new. A gunfight with pampered appalling got shot by eight pent up. In five reasons. This is after I, finally taking in a freshman year college. I was like how do I get a binder adieu, my desire to redo my whole life. I did not understand not now that I think about tee. Might be the real life for a scamp. If any of this was true, it's not none, but all that was just a prelude. Two warranties rain is one in southern California Topsail breeze. There's no hierarchy. Anybody can be a breeze forsaken once wonky ascended to the top, he was given to elegant apartments, rent free, a Black, Lincoln Continental, completely chauffeur and all the jewels and clothing he could wear oh yeah, and this is all provide

by the end you may not to do one thing, though that was true, no matter what I do know it or you know how much money occult groups Oh? No. Oh, how much money which have railway as we know how much you sit non and that's why the means to be a five percent which on all needlepoint on Etsy, a you know that he would have. He would have a state as Satanist. If any of this is real, oh well, to complete this childish fantasy work. He also said that he was given too hot Neatness czech law hung out in his apartment twenty four hours a day with the sole purpose of leisure in little, MIKE warranty is participating in what he disgustingly called soft pink. Sex as he had sexier here. The sunrise you sought yeah he's got the married for fucking, I'm staying

love that up a sort of red shoe dire reason. I see pig like fuckin rear random. We need a pool. Is such a juvenile idea. What it means to be like a Burchell. Our upper class Satan are evil. Is it a juvenile lady what it means to be evil in his mind, twist, to do but I'll fantasy. You know you live in a nice house in there's two girls they're that just like funky. Whenever you want of working cool like pink sex, we have examined the then you got biggest cause you're you're, getting the tapped unbridled power of evil relic. There we saw about all the site by movies. Where the evil evil energies always stronger at first, and they are always all encompassing at first but the power of good all these will eventually win over every right, we'll might claim that his leadership. The colts numbers grew to fifteen hundred Satanist,

Ross three Southern California in cities and less than a year and might claim to look the part is well. He said he dropped to a hundred and twenty five pounds and boasted waste links bleached, white hair and fourteen inch fingernails quote for fight, so William fighting shape to become Johnny? Winters? man. He sounds like a roadie for other guy with the long nails I could just see him like that she's been. I believe I am the Goblin Gay and also know what happens. Just remember that woman with the world's are just nails than was on, like all the shows they curl up. Not even good, for fighting now. They're, not sharp objects at that point beyond all doubt and so looking like a demented, upright possum, mortgagee led his say congregation in numerous rituals drawing blood from his own wrist and mixing it.

Wine and your and give drink toast to sake destroying the. Why here's? How might describe some of his other rituals in the Satan seller now after the invocation of site, I'm listening It led to the offer Tory where the members offered their souls the Lord's. I asked long, the now scream and cat over the smoke and cauldron and then over the heart of the girl on the there. When the sword point touched. The cats Billy I thrust in now, I suddenly shouted at drew an upside down scar on the girl, stump the freshly spill blood from the weird audiences than now came from her mouth. I knew we were being grace by one of the denizens of hail

everything sounds wrong again. Listen to him talk yeah, listen to how he speaks this fuckin bugger, whose king of all evil the king of all evil in southern California. I kind of insulted as a person of root of the evil inclination, because Why would we choose you, as leader I wouldn't use MIKE warranty? Is the head of the of my sacred Anna Cabal. You particularly evil, no Ike final, I find that say this are more were neutral natural once MIKE was suitably ranked he was put in charge of organizing these rituals, which quickly escalated from cat killing to cutting off people's fingers, so the cultures could eat them in a perversion of the communion if anything you re caught off, you would cut off legs. That's your problem.

Kathy manually, plus a sandy, this eat, actual food, more saw flesh or our tools there on a god give this of ham. I would do maybe go with Buttocks Ben Gunn, but buds presently good when you're, you know when you have to eat someone's heiress of ice, you supposed to start with the bodies. We learn that we learn that from that and those that are rugby team are at their then rushed in the Alps. Mike also claim to have directed the gang rape of a virgin MIKE always made sure to say that he was only an orchestrator Emma cultivate, never never indirect participant. I dont understand how this was a moment in time. Word that was a beneficial storyline for anyone from what he claimed. He was usually tube, doped up to perform sexual. It cool pink sex, cool man. As far as life outside of Satanism went weren't you claims make sound like one of the gravest counterculture figures of the sixties. Warranty claim to have dropped acid with Timothy Leary claimed to have her

now with aunt on the way- and some of it was not in town no use now, I was supposed to have hung out with him no Anton Levey, actually when they asked him years later. If he'd ever been in contact with MIKE working, it was executed Anton Levey, fuckin answers. I have even received so much as a postcard like one You didn't even sound like Diane Tollervey actually has a surprisingly on theatrical voice it s kind of. Like, They have not even he does here. I've never received him are, for their part are actually to be honest. We show me poorest guarded, begun an asian ITALY than ever return address that goes into this ass, those of a super wormy voice and my Gorky also claim to have been present at ultimate. The wrong Jonestown are where the Hell's angel Stab due to death, a problem with that, those that ultimate heard and nineteen sixty nine, not nineteen, sixty six, he is the definition of let's don't say that we did not yet

You just sit in his pocket ass. This entire to be also claimed that he attended a church of Satan Conference in San Francisco, where he claimed to have met Charles Man's transplants, car, surrounded, remember, traumatic, sixty seven judgments was never satanist. Now he was a Scientology has see. Why was it though? They did no, in addition to the regular rituals warranty, also to have been invited to more businesslike meetings. That current quote opened his eyes to the enormity of Satan movement on all this some pretty familiar to anyone whose followed q and on honestly it would be nice if we did have some kind of satanist, and a business meeting or sub the teachers how to invest now. That would be nice, so be nice young in Satan seller work. He wrote that the people he worked for rule over a widespread organization that operated all over the world. Claiming quote the word: Illuminati was whispered around here. Was it indeed the fourth stage, the next higher level of

and superior, but explain the unbelievable coordination. How funny Sears could work in tandem with politicians and industrialists, often without direct contact or even conscious collusion almost like there's no evidence. Ok, ok, the Illuminati! There was no need for them to be leaders, but they info. When leaders and they had the use of demons. Oh so the demons came up with the combustion engine. I think humans are the lawyer up up up now. These are some pretty heavy fucking Claims that might work. He is making. It is indeed one hell of a story, especially for some months freshman year of College, as this is a lot man, you alone, which is overwhelmed with my first theatre, audition known, we deal in the nine month nine months. This is

than I am that that's weren't. You claims that it that lets you know. That's pretty much. Bowen Cornerstone magazine contacted what few college friends MIKE warranty had most to them laughed at my stories because they remembered MIKE as an retaining person who constantly lied. Her no reason era, waiting is the word that people use over and over and over again with this guy, that is his soup man you watch is much hours of him as I've watched, you could see. Eight. You also only gets worse yet they organs worse. Let first special alive than he did maidens. Mp3 is got some. I made it through it yeah I made it through, but the rest of it,

GA, the song maybe we'll play that at the end of whose members have the song is later on. The value of the song is when he got to his ethics. Second or third wife. That's yet it's about ten years old, I think also comedy career. The descent of like when he stopped doing jokes is that I think it also correlate with Gallagher. Stopping to do But yes, as he couldn't steel anymore, chair you where to go to sort that is even worse, is material. Do not come up with one bit himself. Nothing is also strange about. My work is that he needs ever smiles ever know. That's the one your thing about even stand. A Betty, never ever smiled is a funny visit eaters like doesn't. While he Amazon is mug thing, he has so self superior yeah he's so kissed, Fuckin Pats himself on the back every single opportunity and the older he gets when you watch stuff from like three four years ago, still getten invited to speak at churches. Every week, oh yeah, he's on all over you too, but his face just kids like it

hangs down more and more and more like the weight of his lies are actually making him physically heavy their dragging him to Hell. Now there were some occult shades to MIKE's months and call there had to have been there, but, like his later claims, the stories he told in college were lies as well. Member MIKE work he's always been a liar, and those college lies came with impressive life stories of a different kind might told his fellow. Students that he came from a white which background and he said that he'd been reincarnated dozens of times queues at first born the Irish one in fifteen. Fifty somethin, and that was in addition to being a greek dancer and a professional ambulance driver all before he was nineteen years old. I mean I'd, be No, so what do we know yet? I gotta wasn't. There is all about yes orbit the great gap but Emily, but that's what people would say about a mistake.

You would tell stories that were so in saying that you could not disprove them. We also just like shut up my cap. Whenever my homework will you know, I always think if I was reincarnated I feel like. I was an executioner back like it see that now I can see that. I believe that I was in the thirteen hundreds nice interesting, because the executioner is actually quite well respected and you know, as we talked about they get tip out forever when they kill, and then they got to the bars and reverence like who don't kill me in, and you have, I think, was a big tinted. Lakers girl too you ve got to say binkie would also scam strangers by panhandling as a priest. Oh my. You use the money to try and by wine at the liquor store telling the clerks he needed it for mass. It's not mad dog, twenty

twenty in the fuckin child gets. What was the name that big jug? Why runs not your dog I all around us, and for that, of course, the clerks laughed amount of the fuckin starlit gaddi or kid see from one's Frank Greg Gilbert said there was certainly no heroin and very little dry. King in college. In fact, the most exciting thing they did together was play. Croquet and Gilberts vacuum. Because none of them were savvy enough to get a hold of booze. They tried. They talked about a lot croquet your hand, you grabbed the bottle. You put it in your jacket in your walk out, that's very easy together to play. Croquet in Satan seller born key painted himself as a kind of guru to his fellow students, the sort of intellectual other students.

Who for answers natural born leader. All you could tell just by looking at me, but according the Gilberts, no one even thought to look to working for leadership, because most people just found them really fuckin of now and he's warrior unwanted around much less pocket. Ask him MIKE working. What do you think? Don't throw war under the bus warrior. Who is actually quite sure I don't use it now work. He did try to join a kind of half ass coven during his short time at community level, what was the bene door? He was roundly reject them so you can just see him opening the door but naked relax. Your for right here, though, is the most honest representation of college level. Witchcraft yap see a guy named Dennis Strutton said that he and five of the dunes started in a cult group too

press girl absolutely still to this day. If you want to talk to a woman easily astrology, still there tell our cards are still there, you don't get out there go to them more m halfway. Mark Zuckerberg, early ruin the world trying to impress women they won't see. I thought I made a gallon. We all have to suffer because that horny nerd wasn't charming enough to talked which at a bar and worthy wanted in to this group, but when one key forced himself and and this group they consider themselves more drew back then satanic it was light. It was just you're. Just trying to force must ratify. Remember that they found I'm so annoying that they picked him up in his chair during a meeting and Harry out of the room. Tell me: are you carrying me or is Jack AIR and go on out their closest working ever got to a secret society during college was when he and his friends started a half asked for

unity called the royal order of the lantern. We soon fell apart because no one gave a shit, and if you came for after this, if he became George, are our Martin to be different use all of these fun things like add to the world down here he added to the prison population for bullshit. Maybe if one of these people would have been nice to me We would be doing the show he did have a lot of people. There were a lot. He did have phrase and I'm not lay Spock yet I was like there is like the guy like the guy from high school Jeff, like he would say, look now inside the affidavit but at but makes all right look like when you there were, Peter friends, are like he's all right. Like he's at you, he's kind of an acquired taste. You gotta get used to him. He's gonna lie a law. You gonna have to go a gay yeah whatever MIKE, but he did have friends. He had a girlfriend rename lowest saw at so he has no excuses at all. Now that was done. This time. That might also claim to have been a part of lsd experiments conducted by his colleagues. Here

to put himself into empty alters yes, but when officials at the school were contact about this, they also audibly last because this is a two year community call em anti government. Was it wasting their brand new lsd? And you know what was happening at Harvard happen, though Unabomber they may have given them a little bit of math. I don't think anybody want to waste the reality on em to me, like I want to give this to somebody, I like yeah, that's a good point. No, according to the Satan Cellar, the satanist eventually turned on MIKE and used one of his satanic sex slaves to deliver a fatal we're notes of heroin. She allegedly gave him four times as normal dose and snapped Jenny. Often his arm but working such book bad ass, the not even that was enough to keep damn aid, you shit it out it s only the euro and so lab. After that. Might this the join the Navy to get away from other Satan stuff? You know with this

remind me of those that she done with Senegal to be about this. Yesterday, the search for masculinity, like his idea of what it is to be a man is obviously all of this. All of these lies down. It is the dumbest its Eliza Nerd weak person to view all back. How somebody is masculine and unbroken needle off my on board times like that? Doesn't it's not masculine used, it sank in bitch. He should say this is the only time he was then I think I am his bit about when his there. He is at a whole album, but his time in Vietnam, and that's the only thing they call me a fool, gospel pastor, now he's a fucking dumpling, that's for sure. Usin do MIKE, did indeed joined the Navy after nine months in community college. Just that is reason for enlisting and gave his bullshit, and while he clay that he had a cordon quote crazy drug orgy as send off the night before he join boot camp near his girlfriend. At the time were mentioned. Lois said that the craziest it is going away. Party was a cake in the shape of a boat that said ship

Why am I might as well be narrow where'd. You get money shit that as this motley crew, this is as good as era. When there's a lot of sugar, if you think about diabetes, knows wonky tells it Satanic life came to an end during boot camp to Christians conversion and from that point forward he was a warrior of light for Jesus Christ, but from what I can tell it was actually a girl named Sue Stutter, who was a part of a student group, called campus crusade, the emerald through my quirky into the christian fall and they are everywhere. That's where I lost a friend, a campus crusade for Christ. My older brother actually dabbled in the little bit his first few years of college. It still very prominent. An emphasis but its immediate community.

It has been clear that you can join if you are a person. Unfortunately, like let's say you are person that does believe, then it works you, but it's also a great place for weirdo with no friend Jack as they plant they can't say no yet again, whatever it takes to survive, but just be careful needn't get too caught up in some of the man is because they are also very isolationist in some ways, and that's why I lost my friend, in the Satan seller might claim that he had planned to kill himself in front of the campus crusade, kids so like totally fuckin freak em out, Well now, you wouldn't even know now, but nobody be like fuckin. Why Gambro there that's the saddest thing about being one like, but wire, is you don't get to see what happens is shall then Allie MIKE joined the group because he liked Susan

and the more he was. Of course, that's how I was joined. A Christian called you called the fucking object was farther flirty fish. I showed up once to one of created the golden tell me was a Christian. Thank you see. I've got on television fucking, we use my fuckin body Nick was I do desecration thing, I'm telling you it's a christian thing to help a booby AUS acknowledges cucumber, maybe finds that are so. We had like this thing were I would he would call me in ten minutes and tell me there was like a problem with the station with a radio station to go fix it, and if it was cool, if it wasn't a christian thing itself, not brow like you can figure it out, but if it was a christian thing, I'd have an out and guess what I said I'll, be right, I'll, be right there I have to go. Yeah I saw things neck. I know you're listen and I appreciate it to everyone who has been flirty fished. Everyone who was being recruited dont forget all of them.

Just want to fuck the pastor, and I don't like these Astor and so you're. Never gonna get laid those around this time that warranty factually attended a conference on the call and its there that he met event. Jellicoe author TIM, hey, Who was a big time believer in the anti semitic protocols of the there's of Zion version of the Illuminati. This, of the Illuminati was invented for the nineteen fifty eight book pawns in the game. By an anti semitic author named William Guy car. I was thirty two red x. I was wondering like our what's the: what are the code words are they gonna use in this book. Right, like I'm, gonna play this out. You know, because you know how we have like global ran along I'm easily reptilian cabal, that kind of stuff. The first chapter is called the synagogue of, say, lady ongar you're going to know no. Knowing there is a lot of suppliers who was trying to get into the they basically say that they call us go home.

Go into the Medes herds of cattle. This would not true that's just protocols to the others, as I like it says. He just took part also the elders desire and copied it for his own purpose, essentially interesting, because even Jellicoe specifically actually has quite a fascination with the with the jewish people and Israel. So, let's intra community Anti Semitism and they say, look at the old. What's it the investment, but but on the other hand, let the whole is Europe, think it's just about how it involves them every day, this shit about the actual sure we're they don't care at all about who, whatever they, whoever they cast as developed yeah? No according to LA hey. What this book highlighted a jewish run secret society, which came complete with high priests and black masses according to the hay,

One key hadn't even heard the word Illuminati when they met in nineteen sixty six, but after work he was introduced to the writings of William Guy car. He was given a framework to construct his own stories of, say, tenant cults dislike but I think that Jimi Hendrix is like Uncle gave him a guitar. I saw this book right now. Understood now is the right. Shithead now she's sail this now working married soon, stutter in nineteen sixty seven but Sue refused to talk to cornerstone for the warranty expos, a problem because she, like many other people, specifically his ex wives, wanted to leave her time with MIKE warranty. Far in the past? Oh yeah, ok, you was a fuckin monster. MIKE, does include sue in his story in the Satan seller, he wrote the after. He left, Satanism to bats, would

follow sue everywhere. She were man, you're, fuckin, Anastasia, evidently, cartoon bags, Devil S, lap, cat posted about so kind tickets. Immediately brings me, I'm even shouldn't have made it so cliche. If you wanted to any one to believe it even just say like in Orange man, Coon I would say: well: ok, that's kind of interesting been the ADI intended audience did believe it to make it that simple had to make it from his there like yeah. That's us all and that movie check Chin check in a dish. And might also claims that after he left Satanism, Satanist tried assassinating him by shooting it ass. He walked down the street, but they just gave up after one bullet, so you're saying oh Sir Fuckin Lazier sought they are. We are inherently Like work s laugh, I dont want to hang out on time watching for MIKE working. Eventually I will leave,

Incredibly, but the Monday seven was about you, you would be all seven sends right and one job I mean I'm proud of it good good, oh yeah lost, deafening slop, absolutely wrath, most deaf and all of them. Envy. Of course, when you speak, let's just when you're drunk Help me no one of the things that makes wife warranty. A true piece of shit is the fact that he was a repeat: domestic abuse are never convicted often reported in the Satan seller. He tried blaming one of these incidents on a demon. Now my buying cannot whirl and I felt as if Mama had suddenly detached itself from my head, and it was up in a corner of the room. Looking down on my body suddenly no longer be in control of it.

My body gotta stumbled halfway across the room to wear Sue, sit now my hands they reach out and my fingers grass, the cross she wore around her neck home and pull the chain snapped, and I let slip through our fingers as they curled around her throat, so the police did investigate that, but they invested all the claim made about Satan is every single month claim any every single bit of honour formed? No no evidence based satanic ritual abuse. They were all over him right here. He was then pull down to the floor and put in a position to Jesus on the cross, Do you always felt sure, pains in his hands and feet Naomi rhythm, ethnic martyrdom and paying on his head from the crown? A Thorn dogmas Meyer, would sue braid over his body and after an hour the demon left him. Do, you think, did he acts,

that there is a way in my mind that he did Poncho really heard his wife and then uses up better energy Fit and they are now a couple years afterwards Ginsu got married MIKE was factually transferred to Vietnam. During the Vietnam WAR, nineteen, sixty nine and his book thou might claim that he back lead and drug abuse and alcoholism, and he just couldn't help in his time in Vietnam. Dude. How could you not even only in unity it had nothing to do with the Satanism shit? No, but you are. I make yourself an extra bad ass because now you're in vietnam- and everyone knows if you're in Vietnam Fuckin credence his plan burden of villages, The point you children inside of eight year, in your shoot, no practice, our how went down to the bamboo shoot. I do think that did happen quite a bit, but also, I think there was a lot of just sit around. No, mostly, it was just sitting around

he did actually you own country, you weren't you with a hospital, Cormac Ben. You don't have to say thank you for your service. Warranty sergeant, worry what private warranty stop masturbated Bridle Warner, I'm just glad it was a useful war and poor people. He claimed that he wants saw body of his ex load when a mortar shall landed on his head left behind, but a parachute yeah yeah, that's what happened MIKE existed from one battle to the next steps sitting on liquor and drugs, and I went love to see him exactly ass. He is from this live show from Bell from white warranty alive, just him out there with like the Vietnam element on with a pretty forgive me. Here's to get to the bottom, just sluggard on whisky, two tiny glasses running like such a scared. Fuckin do you looks like if the fucking, if this piggy transition period, by a child with a bow and arrow while handing out candy bars. Is it a friendly?

the matter by the EU killed a man in a bar, for he he's a fucking murderer is what he said is the ship when he said that was cool mine was so fuckin out there that he broke a site, I a true right dear in their session, because MIKE was so far in far out in one book, MIKE wrote that he was wounded twice but in the next book, use five tat. I may manage as equal yet or wounds yeah yeah now working, indeed awarded the purple heart and he was awarded the combat action re. He saw time, ok, but these stories that might told or not his own. Instead they came from a neighbor who told MIKE these recent years later, who might have also been lying about those living he what he wasn't lying, he said, but they were like a front. His friends stories are, if you It serve time and are in any war. You are allowed to exist

Of course, I am sure that your lot was far as that combat action. When a fellow vet said that a sniper took some pot shot at him and MIKE while they were standing in a field, they fuckin wildly fired back and then ran away. That was the extent of it. That was his comment. And the purple heart came from an injuries sustained during the accidental firing of rockets in work. He's descent MIKE these guarantee? I almost died like earnest, saves Vietnam work. He's fellow soldiers, predictably found him grading milk. That was that word that the soldiers you I imagine in the tense situation like behind enemy lines. His personality is not. He was an enemy lines at all, ever like was just hang out in the fog it at base. Does all this industry also annoying cars? You just came back for you only get punished in the mouth. A lot is mass, got him beat up all the time from what one soldier said after

I got punched eat flop around on the ground. Just lay there that was his defence mechanisms, impasse. Yea became a soccer player abandoned and go work. He only spent six months over he's during the Vietnam WAR, and most of the time was even spit in Vietnam. Haven't like half of Zambia, The other half was an open our, but by the time he returned to the United States and nineteen seventy he got dropped right into the middle of what was known as the cheeses movement self describe as Jesus freaks. The Jesus movement was made up of former hippies, who had gotten rattled by the loose morals of free love and expanded consciousness to save their emotional wounds. These people turn to Jesus Christ, but held on to many of the trappings of hippy them. A lot of work done by the organizers, Jim keep to guide. The idea was to move with them changing time zone in order to keep Jesus

relevant to mutter, hippies Jesus had long hair and also didn't Jesus have Pearson. Yes, it is a society at long, hair, stinky, navies thinking, to just like it's like this ill lash stumpy now, might remember, the Jesus movement ended up being wildly damn producing multiple cults, including, but not limited to the children of God who are among the most disturbing organizations we ve ever covered and, of course, ass if political change as well optional, ass of apparently Jesus freaks didn't like mental institution Snow Not- and it was in this movement that MIKE warranty saw an opportunity soon after he returned from overseas, he began telling whole tales at a non denominational. Christian centre in Anaheim California place called Melody land inspired by authors. I

surrounded by braces year, has inspired by authors like William Guy car warranty started, telling stories about, fingers and drinking urine and blood, and before long he had forty five two Satan material mixed with five minutes, a Jesus and tragically people listened and people believed for the first time in his life, people were finally paying attention to what might warranty had to say and its there with MIKE's epiphany. That will take back up for the conclusion to our story, yet it's unbelievable because you know for a fact someone's on their drive over there may be in a nice station wagon, though like honey, you're, gonna love this urine and blood Betty you're, you're, gonna love it it's insane, dude it's what happened like enemies. Gallagher show in this was half the material for each one. Here he drew back and forth manoeuvring.

King, harrowing, say technical details and his bull shit about tough one now, but will see next episode how this his fucking little innocent, goofy goops, would go to become a movement that would fuck with America. Hockey has effects for an in depth for a decade or more than there were tears in, and out of it is evident that the EU can do. I mean there's a quarter of american history. Almost I mean you can trace a direct line from MIKE warranted to January sixth it's insane, I mean, and probably also you know, we told detour to Oklahoma City. About a Waco now little bit and there lay behind if one, how all of those tragedies they're all kind of combined by what he is, at what it is, but there are combined place William ok see, thank you so much for having the exact remains in SALT Lake City. Thank you so much, and we hope you enjoy this

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