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all right. I will begin the creepy pasta
sperience, I hope your stoned. I I,
Henry was here to tell you to roll up a hogs leg or something like that.
But nonetheless I hope you're with friends
and not to alone, because certainly this will get creeping alright, this
once called the smiling man so he's very happy.
This story begins?
five years ago I live downtown and a major city in the: U S, o my maybe Cleveland.
I've always been a night person so
often find myself board after my roommate who
decidedly not a night person, went to sleep to pay
The time I used to go for long walks and spent
the time thinking. Well, isn't that what I said
for years like that, one
alone at night, and never once had.
Had any reason to feel afraid. I speak
for years? I value the ads, smiling men.
For years like their walk alone and night and never once had arrived
to feel afraid. I
just a joke with my roommate that even the drug dealers in the city, where polite ass get him a fund joke, but all
a few minutes of one evening,
it was a Wednesday some
between one and two in the morning, and I was walking nearer please patrolled park quite away from my apartment,
quiet, nine, even promote even for a week night with a
with very little traffic and almost no one on foot the bill,
guess it was. Most nights was completely empty.
Turn down a short side street. Nor do I turn down a short side street.
To look back to my apartment. When I first noticed him, oh
is love in the air raid right
the far end of the street on my side, was the silhouette of a man dancing.
The strange dance similar to a waltz, but he finished
each box with an odd forward stride. I guess:
you could say he was dance, walking, headed stew,
for me this
sidedly he was probably drunk. I stepped as close as I could to the road to give him the majority of the sidewalk to pass me by
the closer he got
The more I realized how gracefully he was moving. He was
tall and lanky and wearing an old suit. He d
closer still until I can
make at his face.
His eyes were open wide and wild head
tilted back slightly looking
but the sky his mouth.
Is formed in a painfully wide our tune of a smile.
Between the eyes and the smile I decided to cross the street beef.
Where he danced any closer
took my eyes off him to cross the empty straight, as I read
the other side. I glanced back
and then stop dead in my
racks? Oh, oh, my goodness, he had stopped dancing
and was standing with one foot in the street perfect,
parallel to me here,
facing me, but still looking skyward,
smile still wide on his lips. I was
completely and utterly unnerved. By this I started
walking again but
have to my eyes on the man
didn't move once I had put about a half
Black between us, I turned
Way from him for a moment to walk to why
the sidewalk in front of me. This
Reading the sidewalk ahead of me were completely empty. Still unnerved,
I looked back to where he had been standing to find him gone is gone for the better
just of moments? I felt relieved
until I noticed him, he had
ass the street and was now
slightly crouched down. I
tell for sure, due to the distance and the shadows, but I was certain he was facing. May I
looked away from him for no more than ten seconds, so it was clear that he and moved fast, fast Walker,
I was so shocked that I stood
there for some time staring at him in
he started moving toward me again. He took giant
saturated tiptoed steps as if he were
cartoon character, snaking up on someone except to
in very, very quickly. I like,
to say at this point I ran away or pulled out my pepper spray or my cell phone or anything at all, but I didn't. I just stood there completely frozen
as the smiling man crept toward me,
he stopped again about a car
length away from me still
smiling his smile still
looking at the sky, when I find
We found my voice. I blurted out the first thing that came to mind.
What I meant to ask was: what do you want?
What do you want it?
recommending tone. What do you want
it came out was a whimper.
Like all like a whimper sailing a what
regardless of whether or not humans can smell fear. They can certainly here it
I heard it in my ma. I heard it in my own voice and that only made me more afraid, but he didn't we
to it at all. He just stood there smiling.
And then after what fell life forever, he turned around very slowly and started.
Ants in walking away just like that: not
wanting to turn my back to him again, I just what
Jim go until you
far enough away to almost be out of sight
and then I realized something,
he wasn't moving away anymore, nor
she dancing. I watch
in horror as the distant shape of him grew larger and larger. He was here
was coming back my way, and this time he was running, I
two. I write
and until it was off the side street and back onto a better that road with sparse traffic,
Looking behind me, then he was nowhere to be found there.
If the way home I kept glancing over my shoulder, always
waiting to see his stupid smile, but here
Never there I lived in
city. For six months after that night, and I never went out on an island- I never went out for another walk. There was some
about his face that always haunted me. He didn't look drunk
he didn't look high. He looked completely
an utterly insane, and that's
A very very
to see well, isn't there,
good it's about mental health, and that is something we have to talk about in our society today I went to the
As yesterday, I'm not gonna. Well, beauty aren't so so
don't worry about me if you're walking at night,
the smiling man, ok scary,
stuff there that was was creepy.
right. It's time for another creepy pasta, this one's called what you see, what
You see. Ok, it's
going to start now, daddy smoked, coughed and
sputtered until he spat his heart out
It hit the floor in a mess of black blood that looked like ink. He said this.
Costs will never leave me. I told him, it was
take him away and he got mad lips all.
Hold up in eyes narrowed! Well, he shoved another cigarette in his mouth after
That day, I kept my comments to myself.
Didn't say a word when mom started walking around with a mental rod. Just now, however, is happening now.
First spoke about a lump of cells on the back of my cats neck with this. You should talk about it when people in
streets, wide past league,
from bullet wounds or with glass shards through their clothes. I can
my eyes on the ground and thoughts do myself
figure that was the best way to deal with it. I didn't
to be cursed, didn't makes
and that I do it didn't make sense that I
due to anyone else, and so
I tried to live and be normal. I met her.
Well, that was perfect. One
It could make my heart beat a little faster, Willard
smile and with her smile and who had me thinking about her all day people
Her were rare. The undead
edged kind. I do
everything I could to make it work and make it work? I did
We moved in together, worked out together, shared our feelings and went on
extensive trips overseas, that's kind of fun, one
in Paris I bent the knee. She said yes soon.
After we had the best wedding, a couple could ask for if she
was my valentine than I.
Would forever beer? Valentino
I loved her
truly loved her, and when I woke up each morning- and I didn't have to worry about getting your sick, she would
naturally- and I would be by her side a year
After we eloped, we had a little aiming a girl justice.
Perfect desert mother. When
we turned five. She showed promised far beyond any other child. I met she undressed
feelings and needs, and she would never
tantrums, or are you back most people,
mounted on how we raise such a lovely child.
Cited that if there was any one I should be honest with
it was my daughter.
And so one day I decided to tell her about my power. I said Amy
do you know
do you wanna know Daddy secret secret.
Amy's, face lit up and she dropped dropped. Her toys
Daddy's has a talent, I said Amy's,
by my feet, her eyes wide talent like us,
superpower Amy nodded when
look at you and mommy. I see you safe and healthy, but for other people,
I can see when their hurt or sad even
Amy frowned. You see
people not bad people, people that have been?
things happened to them,
Amy's eyes went wide in her face hardened with understanding. You mean, like the thing pointing
out of daddy's check list
The hell he's got a thing
come in through his chest. He's dead, wow wow
as it she sees it well. Well, isn't that that's up!
terrible for parenting. Lot of people. Think Europe
parents are dead.
Well, that was scary.
That's one of cannibalism, stirred alright. The name of this creepy pastor is
going to murder my husband
well, that is a mean thing to do
I'm going to murder my
spend ok and agree
we passed a begins. Now I'm going to murder my husband, it's
not what you think not even close? It is
nothing to do with hatred and
absolutely everything to do with mercy. Oh my goodness, there
We have a great document rail. I saw called Gleason all about a man dealing with a less Lou Gary's disease, one of the worst oh geez.
It's not what you think not even close. It has nothing to do with hatred and absolutely everything to do with mercy.
I can bear it anymore. We
to be so happy. You know,
that perfect moment when you see that somebody that you know you'll love that person forever
Some indoors clicks India. Every day when he'd come home from work was the same we'd ass.
Each other. How each other's days was
dinner together and just relax in each other's arms, afterwards
I loved our long walks at night, but none
in pleased me more than those lazy days when we were just basket, each other's company has grows
basket at each other's company like that before,
when you are truly in love with someone. That's really all you need exe,
kept. That's not how it works. Love doesn't last week
common decency for that matter,
Do you know what he did? Do you know what the former love of wildlife did Dumay he went out and actually introduced me to her all right. It's over you! Don't love me anymore! Fine! I get that, but why
kind of sadist. Wants you to be friends with the one who ruined your life
Was it all some kind of sick game? Did he
ever really love me. Look, I understand, I'm not really his wife, but what does that even mean? I've, never really understood these kind of labels. Love is love, right,
guess I'm just nothing dm now. If I was,
ever anything at all, so this
a horrible reality that I've been dealt. I just one
the pain the end and that then everything will be ok. I know it so I will.
With bated breath for my former love to get back and get oh
get this over with suddenly
front door opens Ethan
You home yet baby, the intern
mobile. The intergroup uncle birdie else out Alec interloper well, will get the interloper yells out. Suddenly my body twitches, my first stands up and my tails to that end,
can help. We can help, will reconsider even better
thing buried all my teeth, its
dog up up up, and I think that is its a dog. What
well you could draws them die, don't worry about it! That's that's! That's cute as flood.
See. I read these stories right along there with your folks.
And while some people are saying it's a monkey, but I think it's a dog I mean come on
to be honest here. So, let's man's best friend,
Glenn. I guess they get a little jealous to invest friends get jealous, so the other makes sense all right. The name of this story is it started as all week so it began.
Just kind of ESA leak there? The story begins
The rainy season began in early summer and June had been
exception. It did not.
Surprise. The man when he discovered rainwater dripping from his dining room ceiling,
shrugging it off? He placed a tall pot beneath the leak and expected it to
on its own, however, it can
Can you terrain and
for he knew it. The pot with threats
to overflow, I'm gonna overflow, any head
dump the water out first thing in the morning and straight
after he returned home from work.
Eventually he began to notice the water damage at the store
so the leak? No,
ceiling had discoloured turning
dull, shade of Brown he checked,
whether in realised that it would be that it would continue to reign sporadically over the net.
The man was worried about the ceiling mill doing
coming inexpensive repair. So we can,
The local handymen
Fortunately, the man could not sign to have the repairs done only his landlord could it was.
Straight in policy terms
called his landlord but could not reach him. He left him. A few
voice males detailing how the damage was becoming progressively worse, the man?
clueless as to why his landlord would not return is calls they usually kept in touch speak
at least twice a month. Finally,
He reasoned that he would not be
able to that. He would not be held accountable for
damages sustained. Well, that's good, tenant, Roy
ladies and gentlemen, don't forget you gotta one
The man was startled awake by massive thump. He quickly turned
His bedside lamp and just Bagley
He could see an overturned table and a large shape lane across it he's.
Printed out of his apartment and called the police Geigy.
At the smell- oh, my god, gagging at the smell,
Demand sat in the police station with a blanket wrapped around his shoulders and a coffee
resting in his hands. He
No one thing there had been a
body in his ceiling,
Water had saturated it so badly that it can
lived under the weight so far the bond
he was on identifiable.
Due to the rainwater and agenda was being autopsy. It
Ok! So so far the boy was on identifiable due to the rainwater and was being a top seed of one one
Will the man waited? He called his landlord and finally reached him. Pay
again, as he explained the situation
his landlord was just as alarmed the manpower
for him to come to the station. Well, he made a statement. Demand p
does a detective crossed over him.
And he lowered his phone. Wondering
The body had been identified,
his blood ran immediately cold and he
shook his head with terror. The body belong to Richard Thomson, his landlord and
died over a year ago? That's what
disturbed him the most
his landlord was dead.
Then, who was pretending to be
pretending to be a landlord. I that's a crime, worse,
pretending to be a cop.
So his landlord was was was up, they're kind of drip on him.
It started as a league and ended as a landlord hello day
their relation is all praise be to God.
Dad I'm alive and I'm feelin well today, and that your listening nl, oh well, go back. David Berkowitz is corner
besotted say just joy to himself in this field and the cool breeze in a tiny sixty.
Why six inch window that I'm allowed the look outside of and always
nice a bottle?
I came by the other day in all its stayed me because it had eyes on the pick of it and I was looking at me like you. We stay.
And I realized it knows what I did
Telly Ardelia bought of. Why are we gotta get dutch we butterfly
come out of there. Would they gaudy a pocket when it God be important?
Smith. She are building a New York, butterfly cake and even that's kind of funny justice.
In a body to HO ho ho, just imagine
paid taken the shape of a butterfly would not just be adorable. It suddenly get it.
Park swipe at the bridge. My thing about brunches is it I hate waiting for food
in the morning. The last thing I want to do is go sit with a the budgets. Maggie's just sit, nay
like all. I hope it all wrong. Biscuits in time causes the wanted. Those restaurants where,
body, runs out a brisk, its cause. They all they make it fresh. So maybe a girl with armpit is back. They make it an o, skate, Nay said he
had seen it man, I don't gamble
brunch anymore, though now
we get kind of a cold groove.
Tell you what I'll do I'll go back four seconds, because I got a reputation to keep up and a good and I got them at general. Oh, they call me
The jewish Anthony
which is why I find it to be ironic, because you just take that I ain't out the real say that
that is true for Georgia. That would be a good idea,
with these jokes. They tell me David, but now by the bright.
Grace of God himself, I'm alive because, as you know, I was put now spittle day for a little bit. No God was I worried because it was like judgment
a common. I know now
my soul, is clear
I know that I am I've made peace with our Lord in Christ, Jesus Christ or not lovey. Jesus you'd never been nothing but good to me.
Big up. Do you Jesus Christ, but
read for everybody else.
Because I know that these people, even people in jail, you
have not received the wonderful word of Jesus Christ himself and they are going to go down there. Oh it outlines it going.
Hell with, although the demons and ill I didn't stick in it, you big forks and go and allow- and you see me and you got your feet
we'll watch calls and you have to go out and princes
because it his sexuality. That's. Why
he's got an hell for me I'll, be up in Heaven with me in
glorious, glorious, glorious April gotta meet him together Ache and he was such a good act.
And it's a shudder.
Did you never received and ask for four loose lagoon and in all twenty five,
we said he was in, but again dodge the bullet
I just want to say. Ok, I mean you know what you said, because many people I've met did not budge bullets. That's funny joke my room,
Its life in this field
touching me good.
May you make me day. I will go to go to having ok
No, you know I was reading about this thing, but first of all
he's comin out this episode of God, David Byrne.
With this court is comin out a very solemn day.
For an instant broke up with the boyfriend, just throw all. When will she find love? I worry about her because
Was I mean, there's only so much a millionaire with perfect press and a wonderful face just cover with stem cells? It will I mean what else
no wrong for her, she
was almost uncertain and I live. Did you know that
that's the only ass, the most talented audition
and she went in it, she chose friends, which I honestly think it's those that you chose spraying sobered just being all in the limelight. She
the nice independent little television show that she could be on
the ones before, because she's got to do with the tools to tease out there
just being like just to swim in it at all,
so proud with the big perky breasts.
There's no way shall ever find somebody else she so disgusting. She was so lucky debate with just throw. She doesn't understand me when I see a woman when I look at a woman, all ILO
a woman who look like you could carry a beggar rocks up.
I want a woman who looks like if you, if you hit him with the tsunami wave, she wouldn't fall over big round ankles
I want a woman with the science, eleven shoe, wet hair
on the top of feet, like all. Like my mother of only didn't give me up, mother didn't things would be
like it was today, but you know what in the end I tanker
because it was for the crimes I did in the jail time. I served. I wouldn't found the delicious beautiful light of Jews
Christ. They do now Mary or above all, big Debo loved nothin, but find that
but laughs, but I feel bad for Jennifer
because she's no courtly Cox said to tell it.
Of course, because she was just so funny with this knocking is. She was just all like. Oh I'm, many freak and in ROS was oh, I'm a grumpily Armani freak. I think I was wrong.
Sudden need freak,
I know my roommates just you shit right now,
months, possibly lookin out of here.
Reform, address this,
there's gotta be?
what a tragedy.
And there so many tragedies going on right now. You know they cancelled. This joy did so many
tragedies happen, and I saw it on my eye sought or my Yahoo knows, and then all of a sudden. No god you mean you sell me there we can. We can see just the role and Jennifer Earnest in any more of the big events. I loved him any thoughts. I love Jennifer Edison. All you could see them
We have the time to reassured it's so nice to see it just acc the woman's alive. That's where I like most,
Would you woman's nipples odd through a short, you know what she's doing a life she's doing good
I gotta say, though it taught me because
beer without a woman in jail has just been Schonberg. I am sick of it.
I'm so warning the other day. I start my dick and an orange, and I said thank you MA am oh I'm workin,
tight five I was written. So what did a breakdown of the recent interview? I did
You had watched, go look at it that ABC Soda same recent interview. I looked grave, but when they,
people see people magazine, oh god. What it'll wrote about me is
your majesty said about me, and it just makes me go home,
said: Norma, looking bold chubby guy, we're cheeks any comes pounds and not the meta. He is quite right
from the sullen son of SAM, probably seven, these yeah yeah. Of course I am you- I mean I'm twenty pounds thick. I got that prison.
Muscle, because all you gotta do age is always running and heightened because people say look like an author of a nation is thick has taken me, like
We're gonna worry, sort of ABC Scooby reconvene keep going from all.
Good. There. You have it
here. It is.
I pointed out the gold in the knowledge that song it's it's a lie, that song is alive because it's not a place on earth, so why
are we do today, it's a
oh god, you know I like to go through, like Barry sundries are like re, nauticals and kind of talking about the diction about what kind of happened in the nose and dishing about
things that will help your lifestyle braids, but where I was
Have you heard about this thing? Called life hacks? It's it's like
no. When you get back into the mainframe, it's a guy in those old movies, a movie with age willing to Joey. Oh, she had some Bobby's honor
We, the jolly we could get a collective collect that she's like we're in the mainframe and ever increasing, always surfing the web.
I've. Never. Actually I've only been allowed to search the weapon all bits time when I get time in the library, but it's nice did
did you hear about it that there are a whole?
hey, where, besides develop to life, hacks, now live hacks.
Are these things that it's not somebody like? What's his name,
who's, the guy from side felt waiting
tell me the error. I would the guy robots, I felt they ve done the bed stand up. Oh cycle was funny
Here's a beta, Bedstead boys, his name, I'm it'll, look up right now,
they stand up, Bedstead
besides Felt bird said up. Seinfeld.
Better is their Benda Airlines
Albania. So life hacks, that's a bang, but if you think about this, we all struggle right. Every day of life is an endless climb up a mountain
but only gets bigger and bigger. So I have here a bunch of wonderful little wife. Hex there are just
you did you take up. Any use have needs a free. This is for,
Well, you don't you worry about this. Ok, look at this Valentine's day, thou.
State night a day? All you good skip the lines for the rest
I know that now it's too late. So, oh god, I'm sorry about that. I shouted others wreck of the day, but
it's what you gotta do. All I get is ok, there's a couple of other ones. When you
care should get change rap. The coins in the receipt of they ran around loose into pockets and you could easily
three relied on. This is the kind of thing that what it does is. It begs your life Lobo Ease,
a little bad time. I know it's. Free debts are free
ok. Here we go look at this.
Oh someone stick close to the outside.
We are therefore Georgia, the outside rubber, followed charge. You start for the point right, nineteen, o God and you what you like. Oh do. I look like what kind of shit we're going to look like you. Look at the cafe.
When I got all my boss sit up road charges and everybody stared me. What are you poor use
kind of poor and I'm like you, I,
That's what I always say. You always say that to give way to get out of it,.
But we got here is,
according to your full charge your way ago, a good way to fix it, so people to ruin your reputation outside. Is you constituent clothes which in turn now that's easy with Stacy, but that life back is that it only takes by twenty five means. Do a thing that you could do for?
rejected was update at it's nice to see your work beard put it this up, because that's what he's with physical
what it's like! How long are we could be sent your longer? We can sit here knit and you may be. Couldn't avoided, walk out industry did it by a truck, it could be like
They show sliding doors which we ve covered, and we talked about many many times many many times,
so gay hearing always nothing preventing or all the tape from
Closing all this not in that makes me more. Oh, oh, you know
you're trying to tape like what you got us a square
and little girls are choosing a ban
gear con you, like sharp, shut up shut up. I try to get the tape around about
She's grave, unlike begins to be good, that a good way to prepare yourself.
From delaying the horse
being in being heard by the neighbours of the new being called by the police, in that they find your market and back. You call we're gonna do upon the pretty boy.
Then the wallpaper causing by taking a red tape. But you guys
the bread like all would back of data is to deliver to our house and you go. You get the print tabs. What keeps up the place it by close and you can put it on the tape. Yet now
This is easy. This is one two three Lickety split, more tips, full sun trees that are going to keep you from feeling frustrated with the thing is, is that you still have to like get it off the edge of the
and then put the red tape on it. So I am not.
And really sure how much time you saving figure look at similar, tight, Lifehack c o k o k
a floor sparks vote, stayed ticket. Take a forest punks, give up your phone on its a foreign state for when you
what your porn on your call. You drive
always another one. Three,
fifty banana hang for. Walmart works perfectly is ahead phone right steps forward my mind: this is incredible: hack, ok,
would they say here? Ok, this is a life lifehack that actually read separately. You know when you get hiccups
They driving me crazy. I know for a fact. When I get a corpse, my roommate goes completely in say:
I mean is truly he's a dangerous parts.
I saw a part of it is that a part of it is that just a general nature is very dangerous. By get hiccups at night, and this that the worst near me because
like I get the double her cubs, because I'm shaped liquidity. The poor and I mean He'S- got the route
what have you got? A merging bitted sound itself is awful right now. This is true.
According to a medical study. The way
we get already hiccups, like I'd say you have could sometimes you could actually have a syndrome which is also we did. I read about
is it? You will go said, rob where you get permanent hiccups, lunatic, all God Secundem, it's not like that
First, like a noble within a words that are going to do
the woman goes up. Those cops and you like you're forty gypsy and then off suddenly cannot progress your life, but would they
and they say, is true. If you did you
www massage your earnings neck,
get rid of cops. You could look this up. This is not even this is not even a bit
This is not a joke. This is real. You stick to
goes up your ass whole new will stop pick up and maybe
your shootin somebody dotted ropes, because
the male twitter, is insane but hope. Maybe
What is it you so distracted that your body,
sets itself illegal. Oh, oh, oh well, you periods is flat
I like fire hose should couple of your niece. I dont know
All it always is that if you do it yourself, you not gay and that's what
you're, going for having pleasure without making Jesus
sorry Jesus illegal goods. That's me doin that that's me to win that. Ok, let me see if a couple of
it is why not if you use a cake up or another bread by shaken and if the coffee ground so white, they won't shake. This is
why you wasted and me
I have not received any emails, because I've been doing is very sporadically.
So I understand you to keep up with me all the time, but I take what's up
what to say is that I'm trying
I beg, put ice, cube a coffee or I could go to cool down these
Why do they show? I do this,
detain the educate
we gotta go back and say I resent people by say an unknown look, and I would say I'm not looking
I say, I'm no like it. My baby
you all- and I remember what I told George Potassae one boy- maybe thank you
have an organization. Is it you want to get out of jail analysis like all? Why would I-
when I get out of jail and that's what I said to him? I should have said Martin, you should have earned me back in the day, but I know you
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telling women aware torch coaches, fine, this much.
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dates tomorrow, job! That's what I do.
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website. I want to say more yoyo regret this mindfulness. He mindfulness ensued, mindful
business says he had Goober wicked, learn. Ok, how you future self, keep you healthy food track habits on track, go fuck yourself. What do facial coupling facial copying would say.
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as it is, you will know quite because all of our glorious, Donald Trump, it's gonna, stay president, for
ever, and he knows you know what's right, is it the only got good role? That's correct! Is you
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Oh, you guys need my input on gun control. Everybody does.
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parents say tell a lot, but never
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does it instead of threatening them would say that have given them gives take away something in the here and now suddenly, no baby as immediate consequences, I don't know, sometimes
it gets. They should also causes watching you someone's trying to manage debate
we'll never like anything, bread happen to you that it is a thing that you
your parents say decades, and that is made technically a silk. Technically, if the kid
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is another lie, it won't hurt. I promise Whelp
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but this horrible. This horrible moment for the rest of your life
guess closed. That is it.
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it's one. Instead, allied be honest, Barbicane take you to the park today because we have to get groceries for the week, so we can have meals.
And I have some other board neurons that have to be done in a year.
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saying dear child
The end remember Rachel to right, because if not, they turn out like me, keep your mother in play.
I don't know I to tell them you: are you you're the best or screech open your painting? Yeah? You want to give all that praise is no reason
by the present a child when their own sincere believe it or not. Kids aren't as global gullible. You think so.
They know when you're lion when they, when they are not talented, talented, find out if you could do late adoption. Oh this is
I don't know what happened to your artwork. There was hanging on the fridge
You know how to do it because you threw it away. That's awful pity
just broke out of some pledged peace, its I who gives a shit in the end. I mean kids, I remember
I will be there in a minute which is a lie. I'm going to leave this house without you, you know,
Then you never going to do that. You will not do that.
We don't have enough money to blah blah blah blah idlers
these things try to say not. Lydia kids, who told you to stay in the most parenting is lying. I was lied to about my eye was light to people.
Tom, and I will find out what I found out that my mother drives a product of all. Is it a lot of very did not ruin everything
for me, so maybe a little while I get help a little bit and making sure someone does it matter? Seven people
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stay calm and cool. How to be,
a patient. My stressed, ok disease.
This. You guys ready to feel were released and relax.
Or a year ago, number one let go this,
it seemed like the aid of the world right now. It's not promise stress that about the situation in won't. Do any good because you're already at it, so just let it go, go fuck yourself to breathe. Don't tell me what to do I'm supposed to be.
Are there other evidence was approved three lucid up.
Does that make somebody relax more that would use, tell them to their face to loosen up
people love to hear it, they love to hear relax. They love to hear. Don't get angry, don't be a.
We changed. Your motions they'll, be here too
slowly slowed down at the door.
David. If you want to learn to be patient, lose weight. Chauvelin your food down ass, fast ass, you can,
shove, already more than you need to find yourself with the Billig go fuck yourself again.
Swiss is making me angry, enjoy the journey focusing on.
Result can quickly become exhausting, chasing a bold audacious goal. That's going to require a lot of time and patients split
the several many goals so
I have several causes for celebration. That's what I get up right. My first thing is: please make sure that my boy,
he didn't shit itself in the night. If that doesn't happen or step one completed, I'm ok, step to all my feet, to
or to put on socks or shoes know why
I am in a light speed.
Everybody's Keller submitted a because I'm just
tap dance down the street everybody's loved me because my feet on filled with blood clots too.
Better go to travel by legs. To my
spine and make me paralysed. Look at the big picture will
mad at me next week, next month, next year, in ten years, I tell you what, when I found out about my mother, it lasts forever. Stop demanding perfection of yourself to honestly take it, take a standard thumb and says he practiced patients every day I d, just
after you have to. I just need a red bore these life hex because I didn't know just
much my life needed to be hacked, but now that I,
every day, I'm gonna get up and read like nine.
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we these to me, son of SAM zero, six, zero one, five, three, a gmail com. Just so you know,
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I'm going to sit here and I'm not dead. Yet I don't know how many people want me to debt is a shudder, even though I am he had trying. Tat gave the love of Jesus Christ, everyone that I me so in salutations.
Jesus for another. One of obeyed, TAT dates it out. He had appointed, are big Donald Trump, the Stick
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mama, it's so nice to be, finally in the protective Haines of a billion a because you know
if he's a billiard you so smart is so
determining so handsome and he's gonna die
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Canada because I was talking to also get aboard satellites. We bilbil
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so arm yourself have a good
all day, pray
Jesus Christ and and give a lead?
but back to neighbourhood by patrol in it at night.
Look good in people's houses and check it out their cause and make sure there's no proudest. Only a prowler can defend against prowess. Think about that
If that? Ok, that's your government, David scored all right over one. Thank you so much for joining us on this special patriotic bonus episode, shared with all of you, Henry son of SAM I'll, tell you that is incredible stuff. You know,
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