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Hey, what's up everyone, how you doing Ben Kissel here I will be in Nashville: screening hail yourself, America at Zanies, Sunday October 27th, at nine hundred and thirty pm. Please get those tickets
can't wait to see you in Nashville also be hanging out at Politicon. Well, they'll be
promoting hell yourself, America in the democracy world, so see all October. Twenty seventh in Nashville Hail yourselves. This is the lost. This is on the left side. Yeah, I'm not around your castle. I am spooked. What's going
Gremlins in my house are being very active. It's not even funny
you think it's gremlins. I don't know what the hell
That's what I'm calling it it's some kind
I've been dealing with this as I've been talking about in the show the last couple of weeks, it's obviously the Halloween season, so it's time appropriate, but I mean Jackie started. It
about a year ago when she was living in the house. She kept saying that I had an upper stairwell that goes up to have a little roof spot on the top of our apartment. Right,
Jackie was like this little ghost that lives up in that corner and I was like at whatever and then the remote
rolls went missing right and we found it deep in the back of the
outright did know how the you got there, which is fine. Whatever goals starter bulshit, yes,
that's what everyone is thinking yeah, that's usually where it goes when you fall asleep on the couch. Yes sure my belt still fucking gone,
my belt, is gone nowhere in the house now, please like it somewhere and I was like I have dug everywhere. I know I've looked for this fuckin' belt. It is fucking gone. It's not that big of it
it's not like we're living in many rooms. Scrooge Mcduck! Yes,
not yet not swim. Swimming
in coins. I don't want to smell
blood all day unless I've earned it absolutely so
what's going on man, I don't know so last night come in the house just
not talking as she was. Miss is up in the other dangers. I God Sir Graham wants an office like I. I know it's my gremlins in a.
Amber also said that the house is also haunted, but Amber's also, you know like what, like myself, we are technically unreliable. People Amber Nelson
brighter side. Of course, the last night I come in from the gym and I
at my house keys, it's tough, it's always very important stuff that I have to go scrounging for right.
When I go in, I go right into making dinner so I'm making dinner and then I go to walk Wendy. The keys are gone. I go to look everywhere like I
I have like two spots that I normally keep my keys. Huh you're gone, it's not there. I tear the Fuckin' house apart, like I go through. Every
section of the house? I am
I'm literally just go through every, but look at look at all see shoes. I live in the king,
Frigerator all the stone bulshit? Always
before the ham, I've done that before
I found a lot of weird things in the refrigerator: no remote controls. I've done it yeah. I guess I've done it too, but I wasn't hammered yet ok and then all '
the sudden, just like me and my keys are gone. My keys are fucking gone, so I go to move
like my traveling bag, I go to go move
out of the other room. 'cause I'm trying to get. You were trying to like move things around 'cause we're planning a move, so I'm trying to condense everything into another room. I lift up my traveling bag and I hear jingle. My keys are zipped up on the in the inner bag, the I'm getting chills. My keys are zipped up. They said the inner pocket inside of
back, and I did not do it. I know for a fact that you didn't go into the back. You didn't. I absolutely did not do it.
This thing is saying hello. I don't know what the hell is going on here. Dude. I am legit check it.
It's scary, stuff, Central Dewitt,
It sounds like you may be right, yes, I'll move. I hope it doesn't follow you to whatever
warehouse. You end up living in. Oh, my well,
if the spooky season and there's a lot of ghouls out welcome to side stories, everyone I am Ben hanging out with Henry Zebrowski, I I know
but man, I'm going to say this,
the level orange I'm going to level at a time, I'm at level orange or you're, going with the with the terror alert list that we used to have in the early 2000s. It meant nothing
on orange wow we're at terror level. Orange totally forgot that ever
remember that people would be like can't go outside today,
It's terror, level, orange or red. It's like it means nothing. It means nothing. It means nothing, but I must say congratulation.
Funny, because for a
One time as long as I've known you, you said I just want it too bad. I want to be haunted too much.
I'm too desperate for it. I'm coming off. I'm thirsty. I'm thirsty for ghosts, I'm thirsty for scares, but maybe just maybe you met love, and
most form and now that entity is going to. I guess, continue.
Hide everything, that's precious to you. I have,
seeing now that I will,
I haven't seen anything you got to have an obscene like because it's like the thing is that I wonder why not it looks like is when the nervous all the time
'cause she's, just seeing Fuckin' like a man with a top hat at the top of the stairs going like. Is that why Wendy scared all the time or is it just a chihuahua or it's like? Why am I
yeah. I just all time is just because of a purse.
Analogy disorder or just because you're polish. Well, that's the blood pressure yeah in the body
I mean, maybe that's the perfect storm. Maybe that's what gets these entities going? They feed off the nervousness of the Chihuahua and then the over
call anxiety mixed with aggression of the polish, it may be perfect. It's like opening up a window which you,
do is start setting up cameras like member the movie Occulus, you gotta start setting up camp.
Get some mirror play going on. You got gotta, find this stuff buddy, I'm close to it
I mean that doesn't really like the idea of having cameras in there because she's afraid of the cameras getting hacked like in the movies. Well, it's kind of like the movie thirteen cameras, great horror movie. If you want to check it out absolutely good, because that does
want to be involved with anything. You know where she's like sauntering around, given the show for some haunted super which I totally under, I totally understand, got it. But when I won
yeah. I will have control and I might put out a camera do if you don't know what's up.
You, don't even gotta go to the cloud with it. You can go old school get so
a Gente cameras, gate tape,
physical medium, I'm just saying, because you guys did
good with these emails were about to we're about to get spooky. Yes, I
That's what this whole episodes about is that it's it's tis the season to be spoken. Fied I am, I am on edge, I think the country's on edge and you have good all right, because we
we're changing their skeletons everywhere and I'm not just talking about the models in LOS Angelus. Oh my talking about there are talking skeletons out there and that's legit. I don't know if that's for certain- I don't know, but if they were yep, this would be a good time for him. I did just read an article where
The modeling industry was really applauding themselves because they allowed
woman who is like one hundred and seven pounds to be a model as opposed to one hundred and four, and they were like we did it normal sized women. It's like would've, never seen. I've never seen that before was that for the,
bd's line, a Calvin Klein and all that it is. I guess it's brave of them. I don't know, I don't think they need to be applauded for showing normal people and that woman was still extremely extremely thin, but anyway, let's get on with some spooky spaghetti Henry. Would you like to start us off? Okay guy
so you're you're at home. Right now, maybe you're, washing your dishes or whatever right, maybe wash your dishes.
May you wondering whether or not you lock your back door? You should go check it, because if you didn't, if you didn't, you don't know for certain that you lock your back door, the doors
open. Ok, that's! This is how it is check the back seat of your car
before you go out to get grocery shopping because people hide back there all the time just to ruin your life.
But it happens one in five times.
There you go one Rosa re store. Really it happens one in five
I'm gonna oxygen network right now, wow. If you
impress everyone. In five times you go to the grocery store. There is a man sitting
in the seat by knew just trying to either
go to the store with you, because he's innocently insane or
planning like what he's
How do to you and just because
He hasn't made himself known he's in there, ok, but in order to come back in order to combat that
it's really important to do is what I got some now. I got some new zika, not the virus,
ok, I got this new Zika Weidlein hybrids, kind of relaxing it's going to measure it. What I like to do now is really important, especially if you're home, if you're in the bath right now, if you're big fat guy in the bath- and you can
watch your fucking body here- is kind of float above you finally free from the weight of your personal gravity. Let them dance, let them dance to the tune,
you going getting that last. One was
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oh right, out being comprehensible and now
I'm keeping my keys in my pocket. That's smart!
people drive to the grocery store. After doing all of that, right, I mean drive, slow drive, slow
if you're gonna. That was to go to the grocery store first night, and then you got a stock up on your snacks that you probably correct, yeah and if you're,
the office, take the shirt off
yeah, some phantom Abani side of your fucking assholes. I listen to this so so we're having here to you guys did great. You guys have a bunch of your bunch. Your emails were going through this one. At a time we got two weeks of this fucking spooky shit so be prepared, we're going from real to not real right. So this this email comes to us from a listener who says
So this story is real. Absolutely if you want to submit for next week's episode. Sides
is l, p, o t, L at G mail, dot com and, as had reset. Thank you so much for your submissions. They
this year, Henry wouldn't you say best year. Yet
By far by far the story mean
not stand out to you as one only reading it but stands out as
the more unsettling experiences. I've ever had my wife
I have always been frequent visitors to thrift stores on one of these trips
several years ago. I grew restless with shopping for clothing and went to look at various household items. I found a jewelry box with the music box section and wind
key in back out of curiosity, the song that I played was both very familiar and Matt.
No song that I had heard before my best description of the song was haunting. I immediately wanted to buy the box. Despite the fact
but I had no use for it. I also had the overwhelming urge to play the song again, but for someone else I took the music box to my wife, my girlfriend at the time and play the song for her.
She described the song in the same way as haunting and familiar but different.
She also said that she found it strange. She felt the urge
to share the song with someone else. We did buy the music box and took it home.
For some time. It became a piece of some obsession. I opened up the music box compartment to see the construction and noted that it looked like a new music box put into a jewelry case. I had made plans to do a sim.
Project myself? I also found several others with the same exact design, but more common music boxes with pleasant tunes were in them
We play the song for many others have found, they responded the same way: the compulsion
The song with someone else was always present, and the song
describe this haunting quote unquote. Event:
by moving too frequently with new challenges. Each time the box had become buried in a box somewhere in our home, the urge,
you'll to share the song, comes back with a simple thought sparked for it.
Point that my greatest desire right now is to go home, take out the box and send you a record
the melody I have not heard for years, is back in my mind and will likely take days to drown out losing any
we have control over my desires and actions, Teraph Izmi, and I know that all my goals can be derailed with the turn of one key. So now.
We're play that song. I don't wanna, hear it Henry happy to play area
years, my god that is honestly
it sounds like Oxycontin presents ballet
That is really
is creepy if you are weak, and that is a good soundtrack
for a horror film. It is
actually I don't. I think I do recognize the sound, but that's what he said. I want to say that some piece of classical music or that it's something it's like a TIM Burton theme or some
oh man. That was awesome. Well, thank you so much for sending that story, and and for that did send some chills down. My large,
No, I have a lot of chills. That's a lot of chills, my friend alright, so this next creepy tale is brought to you by
Evan Senac. Thank you so much for writing in Evan. I think that this tale
it's modern day, because it involves online dating
someone's in love online dating, although is that still popular? I don't even
people still use it, it tell,
absolutely yeah. I
I don't know what everyone's up to all right. This is called match. She's
You swipe single mom swipe office quote swipe. No,
you put your phone down into your lap and rub it. Your brow, you're sick of people shopping for now Bing,
romantic chime of a mutual directional swipe perks, your ears new match, you remember
despite swiping a week or so ago, her eyes are intense intoxicating kind of goth, but maybe just pale kill me please,
is all her Bio reads: she's funny you open up the conversation and she's great
Did you know that would work for all of us to be like the only place? I I like your sense of humor all I do, and I know for a fact. Twenty percent of that is true, she's funny. Okay, kill me please
is all her Bio reads: she's funny you open up the card
station and she's great, you make plans coffee, downtown, familiar spot. You clean up and smell nice same awkward first date, jitters
but jokes are pickaxe is against a frozen lake and the ice is now broken. You walk through a part for quite a.
And then find yourself alone together in a shaded alcove of trees? You lock eyes
wild, hypnotizing gaze, hold you captive, frozen,
over again her hand
leaves her pocket. A glint of light crosses your vision,
she holds a large kitchen knife by the blade hand,
facing you. Ok now kill me
you say: they're, confused and smile. This is the worst ever had
Ok, now kill me, you stand there confused and smile fading as she
apps your fingers around the wood shaft. She gets loud
they're in louder and start.
Pushing you more and more violently. She shoves you
the ground and the nights now in your hand, catches her on her forearm and the sudden
in gush of crimson blood. Spritz is your face? What the fuck
why you bleed, as she looks down at you, because you
the dog in your pics? That's what she says
because you had a dog in your pics, so she she liked him because he had a dog in her pics in his pics and he liked her because she wanted she wanted to kill her. I honestly, you know hey
if long as it's consensual and cancel your readings getting better. You know
What buddy I'm beast in the stuff out, you know really beasting it out to you. Have you been going to one of those
school programs are like one of those things we do for Ex cons. No, no
I'll be taking my life back. I know I gave them
half of my life to the streets. Now I've given the second half my life to the books to the books. I did just purchased thirty dollars for a fourth grade class of
friend of mine who teaches there. So I am buying books.
So. How do I know next thing? You know all star buy books for myself, which I was very fun yeah. It could just be books of
menus. No, my friend, not that I know you're naughty. You never been to a Fuddruckers,
You know what I could really use. The real rod, Fucker
here we go. This story is called the tingle by Eric Burton who I wish they
getting a red line home from downtown Chicago later than usual. On a Friday night, the car headed
getting smell Appris, which is a big city, is bound to happen. I was more peeved.
We got to the Addison, stop in the car, was packed to capacity by drunk out of town. Cabs fame
most of whom are not interested in being human, but having moved
city from a small town in Texas years ago I learned to just let it go and mind my own business. I turned to an episode of wizard and the bruiser one of the fine shows in the last podcast network and settled in for the ride. After a few stops farther up north, the car cleared out, and all that was left were trio of.
Russian men, playfully albiate loudly arguing with each
there myself and an old woman sitting across from me by Yg.
To say I'd, say that she was in her seventies and she had built a wall of bags around her to protect her space from the Wrigleyville crowd.
She also wore what I can only describe as some sort of shower cap. She had been stare,
looking at the russian men but turned her head and caught my eye. She smiled kindly
I saw that there was a beauty mark above her upper lip. She said something
but with the melodious timber of Holden Mcneely in my ear I missed it going
a yeah. You get either you to know that the data that day
yeah yeah, yeah
sorry, I said
removing my earbuds. She said something again, but this
time I realized it was certainly not english, I apologized again and motor. The word English embarrassed
Texas. Public schooling only had offered spanish one. She chuckled and waved it off ending our exchange, and I went back to my podcast
the old woman seem to doze off. When I looked at her, something was different that I,
couldn't put my finger on it, my skin, when cold and prickly my mouth went dry. Her beauty mark the one above her lip had.
Located to just below her eye, it's small thing, but it was.
Turn enough to make my mind feel like it was shifting
I'm seeing something that I couldn't explain MIKE Stop was coming up
So I grab my bag and waited at the sliding door. I was trying not to
much about it, but I couldn't help myself.
Stole one last glance at the woman I watched the mole edge its way from its new home and disappear under the shower cap.
The shower cap was moving underneath
crawling all over, as if the scalp was alive, trying to escape the old woman in her sleep reached up and slightly scratched her head
the train came to a stop through sheer instinct. My legs got me onto the train platform, where I sat down on a bench near the heat lamps we use for the winter. I tasted bile, my head,
spending a few days later. I was grabbing some fun with my friend Christina. Well, you just got in
food when I saw the old woman from the train walk into the restaurant. Her shower crap was gone as was most
the hair underneath and she had bandages on her face. My friend seeing the look on
my face asked what was wrong and I relate.
The story of the train. Christina works in an emergency care unit.
Let me know that some senior citizens that live in culturally isolated communities in neighborhoods will often rely on traditional medicines from their home countries. The ingredients
Women are not always checked over completely when they arrive in customs and some have even been known to contain live spider eggs.
They may hatch after the patient has applied the treatment. My stomach turned Christina.
Like a wedge of lime from the condiment tray and squeeze it over her soup. It kind of
find where that old, selsun blue ad. She said that
means it's working
Well, she's got bugs, that is nasty, but
for her. It seemed like it worked because you know I don't know she had bad
which on now I have no idea. What happened? I don't know no idea, I don't know. Well
you know they are the Wrigley Stadium, of course, were the Chicago
play. It's it's a well known,
for being cursed before they won the?
world Series in two thousand, I want to say fifteen or sixteen it was they lossed
one hundred years because they were
used to allow which to have a goat come in to accompany her to watch baseball game. They said
no goats allowed, and then the woman cursed, the Cubs.
For one hundred years, that curse lasted so Wrigley Stadium, Wrigley Field, it's known
for Witchery an and curses baseballs dumb
it's got back for me? It's a thinking, man's game. I don't know. I mean this woman wanted to watch a baseball game with a goat, and I'm just going to say this. If someone shows up with a goat, it's got to be a close friend, maybe if she is really which maybe it's just her husband should transform to how much worse it got the dog
I don't think they're bad at all. I think I mean I don't know. I would ban half the people when you go to the sporting
as I say, been half people fill those those are dogs. Yeah. That's what I said all
well. That was very scary. Indeed, and really
a statement about the United States, healthcare system wow. You know one times
That's what I like about horrors that it hides so
Shoal last sets within it absolutely so this creepy,
Now, there's no name attached, but it's
stalled. Isn't that exciting stalled like Henry
this was on the. I don't know why that story is so funny with the e t guy. I thought that it
They said he stopped the car. I thought so too. Alright, this
It's called stalled one hotdog
evening a young couple were driving from Nashville to Atlanta, and let me just take this now
to plug. I will be in Nashville this Sunday good moves. I did thank you very.
Very fine I'll zanies,
my you in Pauley Shore around me. Him Pauly Shore, the weasel okay stalled one hot August evening. A young couple were driving from Nashville to Atlanta,
they were in a hurry, so they didn't stop to get fuel before they left after driving. For a few hours, the young man peered
down in this fuel gauge, and no
It was dipping and dangerously low. They were in the middle of nowhere and began.
To worry, they might run out of gas before they ever found. Another gas station,
just as they were about to lose hope, they saw dim lights of an old gas station just off the main road they they quickly pulled in, and the young man
again pumping gas. It was expensive, but they had no other choice after he finished pumping the gas,
he told his sweetheart, he needed to use the bathroom. He went
and sat down in the stall relieved that they would be able to safely finish their journey, but when he reached for the toilet paper, something strange happened.
No matter how hard he tried it wouldn't tear he kept trying to pull
but he soon realized
There were no seems for easy tearing who this is getting scary.
His mother gave her a worksheet in time they tried to tell us if we only need one square at hope. This honestly, that is that's a corporate lie behind me
I wish it did. I wish my I wish my guts were
it is full of grease if you use one square you're, just wiping it with your hand, so he goes out so there's.
No tearing up this toilet paper very scary, stuff his mind.
Racing the sweat started beating on his brow. He was pulling pulling pulling on the tp.
No matter how he tried, he could not tear it. He threw
his hands up in defeat as his face flush
with embarrassment, but then he heard a quiet voice from inside his
current wife tomorrow, you're going to
to use it all. That's what the voice
I'm going to
I have to use it all at first. He refused this was
Klay too much toilet paper. It would clog the toilet. Eventually he relented and began folding up the entire.
But suddenly he realized that it was stuck to his hands. He felt himself being pulled by the
paper wrapped up in its course, and cheaply made fibers
is wrapped up in its course and cheaply made fibers. He fell
suffocated as the paper squeeze the breath out of his body, and suddenly he began to blackout. He awakens several hours later and found him
elf, sitting on the back of the toilet, unable to move he was surrounded by
toilet paper rolls the voice in his
returned, but this time with a blood curdling scream,
You are the toilet paper. Now you are the toilet paper. Now the boy scream. He sat there in horror and disbelief at the way. These are
it's it unrolled. There was nothing he could do. The stall
or began to shake he stared in disbelief, as it creaked and finally flung open to reveal a three hunt.
Fifty pound trucker, who had just finished a meal of chili dogs that get in gas station sushi. This would truly be a tear
rebel experience yeah, he became a toilet paper monster toilet paper monster the on the on the girlfriend, don't but
she probably got left out of that yeah
check out of that. She moved on yeah I'm once your boyfriend becomes a toilet paper monster right now. He has to wipe the butt hole of a three hundred and fifty pound trucker, just a bunch of chili dogs gas station sushi. Then you gotta break it off. But honestly, if she can't see through that yeah I mean chaotic and don't deserve me at my best.
That's right! If you can't handle me my toilet paper monster, then you, then you don't
serve me at my going to your father's funeral with you. It's like give you,
a guy for a year. Then it turns that then he gets like lung cancer or something they now you're locked in
right now: you're locked in you gotta stay with that person for awhile. Unless your bastard,
Unfortunately, you are technically correct. You leave, unfortunately, special in a year, and you are, if I won't wait, but if this was uh
reality court, and I was your lawyer, I would say you are correct- to leave because it out of this person, but they've court of
everyone else. Your bastard, I firmly believe
this whole sickness and in health thing right. It's big. It is big
but I just don't see it getting married
paralysis, I'm gone
because you're, not a person anymore. Oh, that
that's a controversial statement. No I'm not saying that I'm sure controversial. No, that's not! No! That's not true! You know you are person. What I'm saying is, if you,
call for thirty years. Yes, that's the that's what I'm talking about that's different, but if you could still get up, you could write it probably get a baby out out of. Let's is because sometimes it
home is, if you play with the dick and balls the dicking just get in get hard
that first sight I don't know. For example like I have it, I'm not a nurse
not one of those criminal nurses. Thank God
how to nurse nurse Dabrowski here. What do you need? Do you need a needle? Do you need me to punch in the face when I get ouf, take twenty five
Milligrams of sativa
Call me when your belt goes missing. Absolutely
I was leaders here, call your bastard
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only to the sound of footsteps. Rushing up the stairs and immediately my heart rate quickened and my senses heightened the step
sounded almost clumsy and with a bit of a drop foot shuffle. But the pace was quick.
Before. I could make a sound the man rounded the corner to my bed.
Mmhm and made a beeline to the side of my bed is he looked,
ok inches. For my side. He took deep, exhausted breaths. I couldn't believe what was happening somehow my german shepherd, who lay at the foot of my bed in my husb,
who lay sleeping without any inclination of the sudden. Stranger in her room,
My mind was a flight of ideas trying to plan my move. As I tried to scream, nothing came out with all my courage
or face the intruder and finally managed to whisper. Who are you?
He seemed startled that I spoke to him and he turned to face me instantly. I knew him,
I was staring into the aged face of my father, who died eight years ago of early onset dementia.
Fifty six when he twenty passed and due to his demented brain, had developed a shuffling gait in the advanced stages. He looked directly at me,
seem to understand how scared I was he reached out his hand in touch my arm.
An instantaneously every bit of adrenaline,
it had surged through my system disappeared and over
roaming sense of calm rushed over me, as my heart rate, normal
my breathing slowed and I no longer felt afraid he kept
I mean without smiling or making any real facial expression, but he seemed
ten, but I,
no longer afraid and as we continue
slowly faded away? I got the impression that he came to protect me or warn me of something. Perhaps you just wanted to chill.
This happened about six months ago and I haven't had any visitations from him since and although every night before I sleep, I wonder if my dad will stop. By again. This was the first visitation quote unquote for my thought:
however, a similar experience years ago in another house, when I woke up to a forty something year, old man and a hat wardrobe look to be
eighteen twenties, staring intently,
I'll say his stare was quite aggressive. As I was
it's as if I was not meant to be there as I kept his gaze, he too slowly faded away. I can still remember
his face cool he's, like he's like Kirk from Highlander,
yeah dude, that's like a sweet
yeah, it's like an Obi WAN, did indeed
kind of nice to have one more chance to stare in your father's disappointing face or disappointed face. Rather that's just how
this man, yeah that says he's out. It's such good just know that wherever our parents are in the after life, that's how they're staring at us absolutely, no
smiling down more just kind of a grimace, seeing that you're doing that. Yeah still doing that, I do not think yeah. You
don't be complaining when I buy you a pool,
haha. I don't anymore updated Henry Thomas
ok. So now I can watch and really see what you doing hope, because Henry Thomas, you never tell me anything about your life. I have to listen to the shoulder
Why is my mom said she bravely?
live, show she's awesome Tampa she's, like I know it's a persona which is nice. She doesn't
Actually it is me know your mother was wonderful and she came to their show in Tampa and the Tampa crowd was incre
Miami was so sweet and thank you to everyone who came out to our show in Orlando as well. Incredible beautiful,
people- people always you know they dump on Florida because they got
sunshine laws, so
get to see all of their weird tales, but in reality to beautiful places, full of pretty hot people, killer, crowds, Yella crowds, every
school hung out with a bunch of fans out camp up with my my friend cat friend Ian some people out there like it was like the we've got to see some people like we all like. That's. What's awesome and yeah try to body
I went to a place called the hub. It was right by where we performed in Tampa. They were sweet enough to give me a t, shirt for free and it was going to wear it. The next night, at the show
But the other thing is the hub has a lot of smoking and I put it on. I almost vomited, because it's probably
n marinating in Florida tobacco
in cigarette smoke for a good twenty years, so yeah
watch it. But then, once I wash it, I will wear it, because I love that bar I'm. Alright, this tale comes in from a fella,
Name SAM Perez, okay. He says this comes from
my mom, so this is a story from his mother. Her family grew up on and around
Navajo nation near win,
show Rock Arizona growing up
get a friend whose uncle will call Duane. It's always something like that.
Dwayne is a very unclean name. I know the rock is trying to change it into like a cool name, but the way
even uses real name. Yeah
the only only in the action movies, ok, so they're going to call this uncle Duane. Let's just say he drove a water truck out,
the Rez one morning, he was driving it down in narrow road out in the chuskas around four hundred in the morning when he rounded a bend. What was
and in the middle of the road was essentially a Sasquatch. He did not know what to do as the seven foot tall beast stared at him after him
the Sasquatch simply walked away. That's where it would
So that's what I mean. I managed it just going home, it's tired, it's four hundred o'clock in the morning.
This encounter twin started,
drinking more and his life
spiraled out of control. That will happen if you see a Sasquatch. Yes, a couple years later, Dwayne took his own life,
my mom's friend revealed that Duane had seen this creature. The thing with Sasquatch in Navajo is that there are beans
assistance ceremony in our general
leave units good. That's what I thought generally good Sasquatch, my mom
confused as to why Wayne would have descended into all of
that, after seeing a Sasquatch a year after the death defense,
million covered a lot of unsavory facts about the man. He was not a good person
believes that he was on a dark path and the
Watch showed him the error of his ways and he could not handle it a bad,
man took his life and maybe being gone. It's a good thing.
Wow so right there it is. The Sasquatch was like Yo Dwayne you're, not doing
very good, although it does seem like he's delivering water to everyone on the reservation. That's a good thing. Yeah yeah! I did
that is nice, it's kind of key, it's essential to life, but maybe the
that's what like, when you got to change your ways and when was like, I can't do that and then he got
vested in a house your Bush stock and try to make some money Tadas Utah. I need your people. Yup apps store your people. I
love 'em. I love 'em, all right, here's another tale. Let's suppose
to be rail who a real tail there
in a nursing home is no joke. Oh my god, my friend,
Ryan. When I was growing up, I will not growing up. I was in college
but we always growing up, I'm still growing up today, but my friend Ryan worked in a nursing home and you know I told you
story about the skin tears right yeah. They should slugging terrifying, yeah
I'm very scared of growing older, not really, but I take time I feel like I'll get better. I'm going to be like
I'm going to be like a nice wine.
Absolutely with H, yep finer with
The nursing home is no joke. I worked in the field for years and third shift is very different than the daylight hours. Mostly the noise, the is terribly quiet for long
As of time so that you can find yourself kind of zoning out only to be snapped out of it by an old woman scream or the panic conf,
who's yelling of an old man who was forgotten where he is laughter is worse, though one faculty I worked in did not confine patients to the rooms at night.
For supervised free roam lot of
don't sleep! Well! At night, someone go
the common room to play board, games together or watch old movies. We did
lights in the main areas and shut them off completely in the hallways to the guest rooms so as not to disturb
sleep of those who can manage it the whole way,
This had a single plate, glass window at the end and lead in some moonlight, but we still had to carry
dash lights on to navigate. I was walking
one of the corridors listening for any
distress from the rooms. When I heard someone laughing at the end of the hall, low belly, laughs, guttural,
head head Larson from brighter side. Is that you- and you know you could build, we will buy.
You. Should you smell?
came out. Oh I love him. I look to the end
hallway, expecting see a silhouetted by the moonlight through the window, but there was no one there. The last
continued down more,
just on me now, like it had noticed me
I had its attention. I clicked on the flashlight to name
it down the hallway to reveal nothing but one of our fake potted plants sitting next to one of the dozen or so identical resting bench.
That were littered randomly across our facility. You can't give these old people
nice new flowers. No, he can't honestly
it's better for them to be fakes, they don't eat him or whatever. I don't know. If I started towards the bench,
watching the laughter came, quicker and higher in pitch more giggly and more rapid. I think I,
My light exposed one of our patients, a man
laying underneath the bench on his side. With his back to me in facing the concrete block wall, he was fully naked, except for a pair of black socks.
And his arms and the top of his head. He was mostly bald. He had that friar tuck hairstyle, going on were covered in bright, red streaks of blood
blood was flowing from his fingernails as he was trying to scratch his way through the wall. He looked at me from many dead.
Bench. When I shine my light in his face and said very close now, three,
I can hear them on. The other side turns out the guy
it's a ww2 vet and had spent time digging the fox holes and tunnels used to move around on the battlefield. We sedated him clean him up and got him
to his room for the night. But the time I found in
I, the guy, had lost most of the fingernails on both hands, as well as ship, a few teeth
there are only had resorted to biting the wall once his fingernails had been ground down to the yikes. Well,
this is Becky. That is why it's the greatest generation, you know what, if
a millennial. What are the daily as an apple id didn't get a handout from the government. Absolutely once your crack one they'll use that I'm not even going to try to dig through this wall anymore, because I think I'm having a w w to flash back and I think, there's a not
on the other side of it. I'm not,
try anymore the great
this generation. Even in dementia,
Really, it's very frightening, the eating of it.
That you can just see that happening, and
honestly, we saw
been very similar to that on EAST Hastings Street when
we did our show over in Vancouver two or two or three years ago, that I'll always be all always be. Haunted
thing about just seeing nails cracking on concrete that is forever forever horror,
You will not be able to watch horror films that had a lot of nail or two stuff, but now I I've
got the I'm deeply deeply descendants desensitized
mention the old man bald with naked. Just
black socks. I also thought about Governor Spitzer. Remember that
Eliot yeah. I always think it's piece. I always think his fucking, what his butt muscle.
Hi from behind as he was with. Was it a lady number nine was that the client number nine actually do pray whose whose beautiful she was and she had a short stint in the New York Post- writing a section
vice column, but then people that really take our advice too seriously. I don't know,
I don't know. I think that's exactly what you want to talk to. Alright, I will do this one
It's called my hair, my hair, my hair. It is a little bit long, but we're going to we're going to get right on through it here, because it's a spooky spaghetti.
Okay, my hair, and there is no name of the author. So thank you so much for submitting and again
if you want to submit your stories for next week's episode, side stories
l, p, o t l at G mail, dot com.
Shoot us your stories, we love going through them. My hair, okay,
Last thing I own a value is my hair. Everything else has been taken from me, my home, with its
do windows and hiding spots garden, my clothes
what little I had. What little I needed, those tattered rags that hung for me like poor, dead things gone my blankets, my candles, although
worldly possessions that define me gone taken in the night by
and in screaming machines and flashing lights with blue shirts black boots in- and
badges who exchange
My memories for a slip of paper. That said I couldn't live there anymore.
Not good rent rent is crazy
My hair remain this is this is a this is all just gonna, be about rent stabilization and what's happening in San Francisco and in New York, but my hair remains my beautiful hair with its soft flowing locks. Well, you
do not get upset Henry. Thank you. I don't do. Person doesn't have a shirt, ok, so what we bought with the only thing that remains my beautiful hair with it so
flowing locks, velvety strands a brush through my fingers, dry and crisp silky and shimmered with youth
yes, my hair remained for that they could never take
There is only valuable, of course, because I take care of it every day.
It was easy.
Here, when I had a home in the facilities to clean it in when I could lather it with the finest shampoos and
subway with dirt and grime, it's a little
order now, but that doesn't stop me
oh! No! No! I always persevere. Wherever my hair is concerned. I've developed
see each morning
down to the little river that bubbling stream
or the edge of town where the people with the mean faces and mean eyes can't see me can't whisper mean little com
it's under their sick breaths with nasty smirks and turned up noses. No, not here they don't so she's
washing her hair in the in the water Henry. I know that's bad news
that's not good sounds like like someone's
but it's not like even swimming in raw sewage. I love it. I love it. I looked
air float a little while let it relax bouncing up and down as the current bobbies it like
crying child being sued on its mother's lap, and then I
my hands over it and I whisper to it's uh.
Hey! I'm right here! It's ok! I won't let you go I'll. Never let you go.
And I hold it down at squirms, oh, how it squirms and fights to get back up, but I hold on
and night and I
hold on and on, and I cry a little because I
So it scared- and I don't want to hurt it, but
times. You have to hurt the ones you love, because you love them and I
my hair in the river is cold, so cold
not my hands and they go numb and you can't feel them anymore and you can't trust them at and you can't trust them. Then 'cause. You can't feel your answer. You
dress them that link like how you can
Trust those men in the blue shirts who will knock on your door and yell at you and kick you out so you're cold again. So,
cold and alone and the mean ones come back and laugh
and then my hands, let go and it all comes back up and I hold it and tell it how clean it looks
and that I'm sorry Henry did you
Try to do this with your hair, no idea,
and then I piss it off. Oh, I see I like to walk back to the other. I like to walk back the other way, then, through town and past the playground
sometimes if you're too early it'll still be quiet and only the
words will laugh at you in the trees until you come near and then they'll see you and fly off, leaving soft little feather
in their hurry. But if you're patient enough, like I was today under the bright
morning, sky, with only a fool with only a few fluffy clouds. When it looks more like a reflect,
and this guy in the sea and the play.
It is a little sand pit, just like the beach, it's so gleeful and how
love to play in the sandpit
giggle and run the little one.
Do, and then
go on the swings and they go up up up up up
laugh some more, but it's not like the mean
No, not like the mean parents, because they're nice and they smile and wave at me and I'll smile and wave back and watch. I only need to watch for
few minutes today before I see him. Oh, it's so perfect.
Who runs far a little too far just outside the playground behind the slides. His mother doesn't notice, of course, because she doesn't care now like Maine. No, no, because I do care
and I do notice. So I follow him over very carefully nice and quiet. So he doesn't get scared and when were far
in that's what I reach out. I can't stop my hands and I touch it. His
it's so soft. It runs down his
shoulders like melting chocolate,
in the sunlight- that slip through the dark shadows of the leaves and trays in my hand,
over his mouth and I shush him and tell him it's okay. I won't let him go.
Let him go my other hand
looks my smooth, bald scalp, as I think of how perfect is
There will be no
cool and it's fun yeah
you can always do that. Yeah starts talking,
playground, start scalping kits
I'm trying I'm trying not too man. Ok, that's for the test. My big goal is to not do that. That's part. I think it's an email, it's good to have goals that you can attain yeah. It's really
easy! Absolutely not do that! Absolutely! Alright! Here we go
while serving as a combat medic in the Fourth infantry division. Colorado, we were on a training mission. We moved a bunch of combat vehicles off of Fort Carson.
Usually do our training to a large plot of land in the SE, Colorado called Pine and canyon. It's over two hundred and thirty thousand acres
and owned by the army for large training exercises such as this one anyways one night. Our platoon is sleeping and was my time for Guard duty Guard duty consisted of sitting on in a large
armored personnel carrier and sitting in a chair inside the vehicle and using computer. That's connected to a large camp.
System on the outside of the vehicle. It's attached to a fifty caliber machine gun you're supposed to
in your designated area to see if there's any enemy activity, since it's night time we use, we use what's called fleer or flu flu ear.
Forward. Looking infrared pronounced, fluir flu or
it only sees heat signatures. I get bored on these ships, so usual
look for local wildlife deer
bears a these things are so high tech. You could see a field
it's clearly on the monitor from like two hundred yards away. Damn I had my fleer set up to show up so that hot things like body heat, showed up as white on the black and white display. This is important later
The thing about this area of land owned by the army is that there are historical sites were not allowed to train on dotted throughout the massive area these
it's consists of things like fossil beds, native american Burial grounds and little pioneer settlements. We were about one hundred yard
from a small cluster of one of these settlements, which consisted of some small, collapsed wooden buildings- oh well, and a win
which was somehow still standing me being bored
Stay awake at two hundred am just start
scanning this little settlement. With my fleer, I saw a couple coyotes
a few mice and then two
figures walking a
and in one of the collapsed homes I am,
He leaves zoomed in and thought it might be part of the training exercise that some people were going to attack us as part of the training mission, but then remember that we're strictly
bitten to be on these historical sites. I zoom
in again, and I can't make out the usual things you see on fully or like a cold nose, hair, clothing, etcetera, there's just solid human silhouettes either
look at my monitor to make sure it was on white equals hot and realize that these figures were completely dark black, which means they're extremely cold. I continue to watch there. Just move
around sometimes close together, sometimes walking apart and just standing there a chill
down my spine. Instead of waking, everybody
up in reading, we get radio going it in. I opened up a private dm chat with my friend in the vehicle near me, on the computer. Monitor is vehicles about fifty
yards away from mine, I asked him to swing his weapon system around to the same building. He types back that he sees the figures to and if they show up as very
hold on his monitor. I opened up,
I to the roof and poke my head out and put my traditional, green color night vision. Goggles on, like the kinds of video game
so doesn't see it just amplifies light. Little far.
But I don't see anybody in the building a deck, my head down to the vehicle and see the computer screen with
clear and there still showing up. I do
several more times
What I'm seeing and watching the figures about for about five more minutes, one seems to be a man, the other one. I say this due to the petite outline of one of the more whole king of the other. Just walking around standing and walk
being around again not really interacting with one another, then out of nowhere. They just dissolve on the monitor. I look like they just turned into dust and fell to the ground. Then I didn't see them anymore,
I checked my body on the text chat and he says he saw the same thing it was on,
the weirdest thing. I've ever seen. I'm besides that. I have now
or had another encounter like that. I tell my friends in the platoon about it. Some made fun of us and others were legitimately creeped out.
But you know no one else. All these things the rest of the time we were there just my friend and I on that one night, but it's good to have occurred
operating story, corroborating witnesses, it's pretty sweet. That's awesome. Man, dude, the military people, military people on the front lines of defense,
They see some of the trippiest trippiest things in the world. I love this
you know. So you know I, like milk
in ghosts. I love all right. Well, I got one
or left in me here Henry and this one is coming in,
from Charlie. Thank you, Charlie, for submitting and again side stories. L p o t l at G mail, dot com, okay, this story coming in from Charlie, it was J
January, one thousand nine hundred and seventy one and my mom was twenty one. She just given birth to my eldest brother
her first child and had recently returned home from the hospital on this particular evening. Her then husband was upstairs.
Taking a bath and she was downstairs in the kitchen. Doing chores will Kerry in my brother. Isn't you know, isn't that too much work for the woman to
do the man's up there taking a bath for
love. You know Henry and now she's carrying a baby and doing chores. It's a lot. Oh, my goodness, one thousand nine hundred and seventy one huh
The house was on a main road, but right on the rural edge of town and combined with the fact that had been snowing. It was complete
at silent outside with no traffic and no one was walking the streets suddenly, breaking the silence was the sound of footsteps along the path at the side of the house that ran from
garden all the way along the side of the kitchen and up to the front of the house. My mum was immediately froze
in fear if she knew that her husband was upstairs in the bath and could still hear him up there, so he couldn't possibly have been in the garden.
Behind the garden more miles of farmers fields and the only way,
to access. It was via the path of the side, so she knew that there was no way anyone could have been back there without her. Knowing
there was a knock at the side of the door, and my mom screamed a soft, but
Lynn voice said in a strong, like accent, don't don't
we love hurt you just just. Let me in this is the best
that's, not too bad, don't worry love, I'm just trying to talk like bread. Would speak like how does white bread talk? Don't worry about her trip, just let me in to this entity,
it's like? Don't worry, dude, don't worry love. I won't hurt you just. Let me in like the fiend from WWE and
was tried the door which thankfully, was bolted, my mom great for her husband
quickly ran, downstairs unconfirmed. He was dressed or
still had his Wenger out from the bath.
Swearinger, because you know it's longer in the back 'cause, you got no gravity 'cause, you got it just get stuff.
The flop around it get so relaxed, get solver lack,
So we've got his big dad Wang running down. The steps will pop up from bed. He threw the,
I door open and the visitor
gone. Leaving footprints in the snow
trailing off to the front of the house and beyond a few days
There was a piece in the local paper that caught her eye, someone in town had been killed by an escaped patient from the
hospital the asylum
located around three miles away. The patient had knocked on the door and then
his way into the house before stabbing them to death, as it turned out, if you were to walk as the crow flies through the fields at the back of my mom's house,
you would end up on the grounds of the witching him hospital. He must have escaped through the fields at the back and a v
really happened upon the lights of my mom's house hopping over the fence at the back of the garden,
my mom isn't sure what happened to the patient, but based on the treatments carried out in the UK, a silence at the time I can only
mad Jen? No, no! He attached your creepy photograph as well of the nursing's of the nurses celebrating at the overlook hotel, which is very nice of him. That's really fun!
alright there it is so they just barely escaped mirrored Ararat
hands of an escaped asylum patient. I feel like that used to be
maybe it's 'cause, we shut down all of our insane asylums, and now we just put people in prison in this country, but I just feel like it used to be a much more common trope, the visit kind of played with it M night Shama lawn to visit, but he used to uh
feel. Like is kids. Just the
so it's like
not a patient. You know
in a skate, silent patient was just more common
you don't really hear about it. Anymore, no
miss. I miss that I knew a beat people being able to escape from asylum some terrible. I terrorize people, I don't know the fun time to be alive and you can't get that sort.
You can't get it no more? No, not in the city living you just, don't see it so much. This is why
people are always scared of cities Henry, but I vote
has been more score. I'm scared of roles are deeply scared, the countryside, by the way
but I just rewatched Henry what I was flipping through Showtime.
Texas, Chainsaw massacre. Two was on
I was just beginning to the answer to well. I love that whole seek. I loved all of the sequels. Of course, it's more kisses, favorite movie, that movie chop top, is just Marcus,
you. Will it's an idealized version of Marcus? Yes, Marcus with the way
look in the mirror and I see Falk and
ham, with devil horns on he looks in the mirror and she chopped up.
Naive that he wanted.
Movies. Amazing! Well, thank you so much for that creepy story about it. It escaped insane patient. So yes, so we're come back next week with more
these. Yes, when we come back the next week or any of search for more again, I personally
of the real ones, because they're the ones that really creeped me out, but I also we've got some really good creative creepypasta and here's. What I'm going to read right now is my last one for this week,
I think this one's up
if an alright- and I hope that you enjoy it- I hope you've been enjoying
yeah. I hope so too. Yes I'll be keeping the
tales fairly vague, as I have a career to protect. I work in architecture
design homes for the ultra wealthy. I can say I work at one of the most prestigious firms in the country, our client,
some from Hollywood. Some from Silicon Valley, but more often than not they are obscure. Figures were deeply connected to the river of vast wealth that drives this country. Often,
it's! A multi million dollar modernist cabins, perched upon some distant mountain top in Colorado
or Eastern Montana the sort of place
might spend three weeks a year in before jetting off to one of your other seven homes
and it was last year I received a new project with a somewhat odd back story. This client had come to
having recently fired one of our competitors in apparently, there was a quote disagreement on vision and a lack of commitment, whatever that meant
were flown out to meet this Klein at this house in New York. He was, as you might expect, a charismatic silver Fox, big smile of the quiet. Then why you? An old
really confident that kind of confidence only found in men who run hedge funds. This seems to be based off someone in particular. These types live to entertain. So
course. You got it's nice and drunk off the expensive wine from Portugal. Will they boasted about his Jackson, Pollock Painting mounted along the far wall. I'll admit I was impressed. It was eight,
it all in nearly twenty feet across. I had never seen a Jackson Pollock in those particular shades of red, this very particular shades of red. He stepped away
a minute and you return holding a large roll of paper. It was the unfinished drawing for his future house that I missed a complete. He began to describe to us his vision. His quote solitude in the desert,
What I see in front of me is a property deep rollers Rural Arizona property is narrow.
Very long and it runs deep along a valley right up to the foot of the nearby mountain range and about a mile in sits the main house. The garage
it's nearly four hundred feet from the house proper. The house is laid out in a most unusual way, it's hard to explain
looking down at a cinnamon bun. Imagine two parallel
corridors spiraling around a central desert courtyard from the desert courtyard at the center
There is a single door that leads to one
ending quarter whereby you eventually end up in the all the typical rooms one might expect the kitchen.
The living room, a wine cellar, master bedroom each
room, is set with this single window. Viewing outwards to the desert beyond he talked are here awful. I
a lot of my glass of wine and tried to trace my finger along the entire length of this corridor. I looked at it again but harder this time. Here's something very wrong here. I can
find any way to reach the second parallel quarter. It was an accessible in case totally and completely win
two. There was a series of small square rooms linked by this impossible quarter. Each room had an unremarkable name
study library shower dressing and storage. Each room lit with a single recessed overhead light
All rooms were identical in size and no rooms, headlight switches. The walls were built up, twenty four inches deep.
Usually found in recording studios to isolate noise from escaping and the walls called for
be in grade stainless steel. Rarely used unless
environment is unusually harsh and corrosive. Someone had taken a red pencil in red line.
Room with a small symbol indicating the placement of a square
shower drain, always low
He did in the center of the floor. Suddenly we heard
I'm glass shatter from the kitchen, the client whipped into a short profound rage. He berated his wife before apologizing to us
I broke the tension by asking him: what are these smaller rooms? What was the
dressing room for what were the. Why was the floor drains in every room? He responded. I hunt you haven't dressed a deer before I looked
again double checking that, in fact the walls were plastered in abstract paintings and not the heads of dead animals. I responded,
I don't see a single trophy here. He pauses and looks
read it to me with the slowdown, Aden, smirk. He turned away and back towards the Jackson. Pollock, do you know why portuguese wine from twenty twelve is considered to be the best?
There was a severe heat wave that year it was so intense. Several hundred people died in their homes, heat stroke,
only to be found days later rotting in their bathtubs the grapes to they struggled for survival in that desert all summer
You can taste it now in your glass, their desperation, the despair, the dirt
I mean that's, that's interesting at all. I was saying, but there's like no big game man,
and that part Arizona, and that's it
They ask too many questions. We were abruptly fired. Few days later, we came across a lot of eccentric people, but I've yet to make
sense of this. I guess I finally decided it's time to share the story. When a few days ago I got curious and to look over the property
in Google Earth. You can just make
a small courtyard of a black house sitting along
Siva Valley in Arizona
interest interesting, sounds: go real crew
the Somali at Applebee's,
yeah this one if they're getting the logits balliets at Applebee's. No, I don't think they are wow. That is, you, know, architects, high anytime, you have to do
well with the super ultra rich. It is a creepy experience. It reminds me of what what is what
name of that Documentary Sacha Baron Cohen's. This is America. They just don't look
at us like where people know they don't and not. Literally, he was playing the super ultra rich dude and the guy was just open
getting him. Children. Remember that creepy stuff,
cool on Skype. So these are great. We got some good selections for this week. Yes, indeed
and you notice. I didn't do any erotica. I didn't do any erotica this week because it's been game. I've been doing a long time, but who knows what will show you next week you got something for neck.
We can be a little. Maybe you can try to mate with what
entity is in your apartment. Right now, maybe just put out like little,
Hershey kisses, let it know,
oh you're, serious about potentially having a long term relationship with it. I'm just try
not trying to add more, I'm not trying to have multiple wives here, I'm just trying to I'm just trying to live my life without my keys. Being that's an all time- and I and I now I just did it-
trying to figure it out if it is indeed me which you might be and just need to pay more attention, it's about being in the moment. That's it! That's it
alright, everyone. Thank you all. So much for listening and again, thanks to everyone who came out to our shows
in Florida that was a awesome, awesome,
or Tampa Orlando and Boo.
For Miami. Thank you all so much and we will see you all on the road here in the very near future. Cannot
right. So yeah make sure you go to last podcast on the left.
I do find some tour dates. Please do an hey couple. Things number one we got.
Dates coming up in New Orleans yay
It's for you know it's got to have some people. That said you know people like where is
yeah New Orleans because we're filming our live show.
To be out part of that experience, if you so choose,
you will see the culmination of this year's work in all of its wonderful glory.
And yes and then, of course, this show will be dead, never to return.
Turn to the world. Again,
and we're going to try new format with our tour. Next year, which I'm very very excited, we got a lot of
asses in the oven and I'm trying to
in fact in Albert FISH mothers, but yes, we allowed Albert. We got a lot of asses in the oven. We got a lot of bones in the chocolate here
not too, and we so I think we have some tickets left. I think we actually might be totally sold out in North Hampton an Detroit. I think we're more
There may man
So apparently, let us know where to get Buffalo wings in Buffalo
But it's not even the place that get Buffalo they say Anchor bar is actually not it. I heard this this place called like nine one. One police called chicken nine
one or something like that. That's supposed
the best, but let us know, feel free to dm. On his.
Ben Kissel one
I want to say you guys we buy send me emails, I'm getting back through with you is like through got so many reached up and people from Halloween horror nights. I want to say thank you to the people that recognize us when we did Halloween horror Nights in Orlando.
Does it help us, but it was so sweet you guys, are really really good. The everybody that scared us that new us was very, very good and I'm going
back to LA this week, DLA Halloween, horror nights. Thank you for your questions,
but thank you for answering my questions or like at least getting back to me and I'm actually
some very specific questions to ask some of you that reached out which I will be getting through this week and also the people that
me emails about looking for a theologian, I'm also prepare
questions for you, so thank you. Your
emails are seen.
I led in Atlantic City in the
sad depressed world that is casino life. Henry lead at Hollywood at.
Hollywood horror Nights in Orlando and we had an income
full time. If you have a chance
out. There rob
zombies, scare house was
Joe incredible. We also highly recommend universe.
Monsters? Those two words
really solid, and also we have to recommend it's a little bit more expensive but well worth it get the express pass
I mean it's so much fun. You get to do a lot of stuff, but also we are. We live a child's life. Yes, but if you
you get a chance 'cause, then you don't have to wait in all the lines 'cause we
We were able to be through it. What do we do like six, different things and
ninety minutes two and a half hours weekly. We bees to we bonded
No, I get sweet. Yes, it was awesome. Would you do out there? Hey man,
live your life man's Halloween, but
I put your shoes on
live. The Halloween life man laugh,
this is the time period where your evil laugh is normal, live that normalcy live it love it enjoy it for yourself and I'm thinking
lots of I just this is honestly it should. It feels so good to be spooky, but last night, when I was truly scared, I wasn't ready to be spooky, but then I realized,
I got freaked out that this is exactly what I was looking for. Yeah and I should enjoy it. So that's what I'm not trying to do is that this goes. These gremlins are trying to make me realize. I need to live in the present. Is that what that
this. I think so. I do not like well
we don't end up getting gutted by, because that would really
her to show yeah. That's what we have to think about, not so much you as a person, but I'm thing out our bottom line, no me to
believe me. I know that if I'm, when he runs out of it and then, if the farmers dogs up there, we go my god. Next to you know, when the prof in in Georgia you're just out there on the streets, will work, everybody pats whatever they're doing be, become an
going from sex workers. Oh my nothing wrong with that on a consensual level, their dogs, though Henry so that's what I mean there was
or other dogs all right. We don't have to go into that. Alright, everyone
Well, so much for listening, hail yourselves Hell cited, Magoo Stellations help Maine
and again side stories. L P, o t, L edge, email, dot, com coupon, send us the spooky stuff. By the way you be, if you've been like sitting in your living room or like doing stuff like alone you'd, stick on one side,
the house, I mean just just check the other side, because sometime
people can case your house, for
weeks on end and know your every vulnerability and they honestly once you let your guard down. That's when they strike. I just read another story about a guy who is like so weird, like my milk, just kind of gets drunk almost
have a roommate, but I don't have a roommate and then
the camera in it was a woman that
living in this house. For all I know. That's always. That's always were those that in those stories pop up and then turn up their fake it and they pop up in terms of their fake, but I still love them. I had a lease here. Natalie life like as Nalley was like. Do you really think
Do you think, there's somebody living in our house and was like? No, you know
don't nobody check just check around. You know always check around because
literally every single time you you remotely feel
well, that's when you're going to get attacked, my God, that's good! That's good protection!
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