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Side Stories: Constipated Lizard

2020-05-13 | 🔗

Ben 'n' Henry break down this week's true crime news: a wine country caper, objectum sexuality, a man buries his mom alive, a lizard with a record-breaking poop, and MORE.

This is an unofficial transcript meant for reference. Accuracy is not guaranteed.
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Let me actually let me ask: let me ask myself the question by listening to disarm real quick. So this is the song, and this is thanks. You to spot apply one as they think all the support they gave us and I think we're gonna be out of place some of this song because of high ranking officials of our relationship. I would hope so we get very little, but this could be. One of the works of you know are small amount of success here in our elements, listen to the song called oh yeah, you got another big song called. I want twenty. I want twenty and Dick who the other big ones called nigerian pussy. Is you with the song nearer says, while ok you're, just not a slow ankle, do eat is ass. We disaster jumps into it and then any answer me. Tar. Our names we tore up. I mean she's, got a great looking ass, all right. Well, indeed, I'm sure a lot of people would love to take part in that
no one is doing well out there and join the university in some fine temperatures out here, whereas now you're, so that certain ology coroner. When I want to talk about the fact that princess between having like she is requesting someone did, the grass is an immensely. The song seems to be a route, a rumination upon the ideas of my ass. Is double sure. No one currently is up inside a vein. I yet three Are you the person with the gumption, nay grit, determine patient enough re. Give her the thing
did she requires Boone, you get to eating her bottle. Well, if it takes grit to eat someone's, but I would highly recommend they just take a shower. It shouldn't be that difficult. You should not have to have an eye patch on, like your John Wayne and a western you should never have to. I don't even know how highly I rented or you do it to forget the memory just wash before just get here. I don't think it's insulting to ass. Give it just give a little sweep given a little though give a bit of a sponge, because in the end Think you should be protecting your eyeballs, because I take a pink I that is very true, a lot of pink I caused from the birds. all right to be. Will it this debate does seem to be speaking of bottles. Let's talk
Israel keys. Yes, I'd love to, because what a piece of fuckin shit I'm glad he's dead, now, there's new evidence, but usually get new stuff come, and this is the interesting thing. Obviously, Israel Keys murderer. What did he kill? Eleven people will know, we only have the one he confessed. Do we only confess to a couple like that at one couple like he is not here, he purposely kept this information close said the vast becoming wanted to play games with the police. officer study. I remember him be, unlike I plug, even hear you to get to the centre of my devious mine. Yes, of course he was the one with the murder kits around things like that altering caches ultra ultra ultra dish. While I actually think it sad, though, that he committed suicide, I would have liked to see this person have to stay alive for a longer time. Just do justice for in the mind of Israel keys, but apparently he he had to say to his own annoyance. I would put
love me. I love do I wish I could have seen Israel keys go. Prison bald The people in prison go ball different, like they age, dear friend, aid charter, so lotta timely. I would love to have seen him become like either super super fat or very, very spindly. Surely only to criminals at exists. Well, then the super jack. You can also get super January any religion. But Oh killers, don't seem to do that. Circle is don't seem to go there. I don't know why they don't go the super jack up from what I know, because their Dennis Raiders normal you have similar burka, Mean David Berkowitz technically way. he's softer. He got fat, he got softer returned, he turned to Christ, he turned his life around and turned a muffins, and he a week is what he's a little bit with the only one that really made a massive physical transition. the fellow Richard Speck, who got the big, who has no heed, That was just a minute to stray that. I'm gonna call it an addition.
Greater ye definitely was an add on to use. the parliaments of outer world see our agenda is not a fight. His chats get through a plus five grab mobility and comparability yeah. Why watching a lot of it. For some reason, I stumbled upon this television showed that's all about cabins in Maine, oh May I was a kid called like, like main large mass, like my man and large, come common dots where it says people put logs together like soldiers who keep me good and far away from my neighbors. You know that's the biggest complaint. If they're out there they're going to buy a log, cabin log have eleven great show and you they come close to see their neighbor. Was it out here absolutely Why they build this fuckin shit out of Abraham Lincoln exist. Dozens of data and in everyone's while guy comes by our specially remaining all in a row,
go up: thou dost, Thou Tom toms- God is not all it is that the only adds- and I know that they actually what happens my favorite thing and we can get back Israel keys because we mission are to talk about, but my favorite critique of when the walks into houses or I wanted a little bit more? Would we it marks a tedious doesn't have you feel this doesn't have to feel we wanted more? Would you see I came that idea like because I remember when I was first when I before I got that right, like I ended up like I, was living a single man's laptop, a menacing Do Ben Castle, where I had a see a tv and a bed
That is the only thing that I own. Well, I'm going to be so I'm you have no that's different. This is. It was with no real or make money on the sharp eyes. This is. I am. I love the sea bed. I have devoted tv. I remember going through light at some point. Like talk: two interior designer about some. I didn't know what I think I would do it within a railroad apartment in Brooklyn. That was I don't know what an interior designer was gonna do put a focal point, make everything was sexual, like you, embrace your mail, sexuality and with all of this is about. We need excrete like a kind of moody. Since you will space- or you were the only thing they do is put- wouldn't dare not diminished. new lived right above a sea food rat strategy through the open market, its lucky hook up.
Get a word, but let us be honest: we thought that that's adorable, that you got an interior desire for years. I just stop. I just stopped. I basically goes to the brink of those who, like me, I ain't nothin manner. but according to forty eight hours and the course of forty eight hours, the that show at the scene at show. I love it. Basically, it is important to pay, must show that has been around for thirty years and really deep. I love your knowing in itself, but the reason why I like even come back to it. It's always like a detective just like that and tired Europe and that's the only thing being that stands between us and chaos as a man with a coffee, Stayin tie who looks like he needs about three hours more of sleep. Isn't that true, but the ape sickly daily did in a new investigation to the murders of circular Israel. Keys of this comes from CBS News that com. They be MR reveal new important details. Never made public now produces Chris O Connell Anthony been daddy, and I,
entered a meeting room at the Anchorage Alaska, F B. I field office. We realize just how unnerving that promise would be one hundred and ninety one FBI, special agents, Jolene, Godin and and Katherine Nelson begin. Placing sheets of paper Forest Icheat feature to haunted hand painted in the human scale war with eyes. Looking back at us, the artist Israel Keys, the pain, he used his own Oh, my goodness, he made a paintings. Eleven skull pay deeds with his own. Blood like the God cliche douche bag that he is. Why people are now speculating that he didn't kill. As that killed more than previously because I guess these are supposed to represent his victim. But in the mind of Israel case, it could just be the Emily understand that he used to masturbate do when he watched. May watch worked her way and that that weight its way into being a painting.
Is just the most painfully lame paying that the only thing that I mean nothing tops as suicide. Note nothing tops as new metal, tangier super extreme with three axes with Vendee Zylka sitting by the three axes that type of x, in poetry, but he decided to create these create an eleven skulls right and Nang as it was before. He committed suicide. In the last sheet of paper, he wrote, we are one- and I guess there saying it aloof leaving the possible victims possible. He has decided to. I go just his his dumb curly. Headed mystique. Well, Suppose I had to gonna, city or well. I M gonna sit here, but I will protest any mocking vin diesel. Yes, it back dancer turned a tough guy. That's what can happen in Hollywood factually corner, but- and I was there are
Ding Dong. There are no boobies, but it is triple x because it's a lot of action- and I haven't watch it a little bit of action films. In the background, as I stated, my dogs and got you they're kind of fun, I've evil see bloodshot, yet no, I, not seen that I'll. Although when I look in the mirror, after a long night of drinking tequila alone, which I've got a curb I see that in my eyes, think it bout I wanted to watch it, but Natalie says I mean my things. I have to secure sex first and then I can watch bloodshot because vin diesel doesn't seem to do it for now. Got something to do with his shoulders to necked ahead ratio. This is a state Maybe it'll be controversial. I dont know miss Gibson will always do it you put already how Nat, not that is not sexual attracted knelt, Miss Gibson. But if you ask my mother my mother still gb like I just go. Stand out. They ever shot out the most
facial leaving the better who had been items like our moms Kazanovitch Anti Semitic shed new called a cop sugar tat. I think I would they didn't try to rape me every day when I worked dominoes in the seventies sounds like I know, mom. I know things are different in the Sixtys and Seventys. It sounds like it. Well, we all love freedom is keys. Obviously lost is freedom because he was so horrible at handle in it. This what he had to say once you started killing people randomly. He told him investigator once started. You know there was, nothing else like it? So there you go. That's Israel, keys alone. Is you going to take a look at these skulls bay. Sock Other problem that are not you ask souls It was not a sheet of paper, and you know I mean with this song. Do it no one stop them him go man, so fucking gnarly
everybody's Miss Phoebe skulls me like holding fucking shit that caused the death of your meanwhile use just doing these things. They all looked like grades, Longum Scald, look I gaily and heads I'm dead, then do so just to be a thirteen year. Old garthie puts the upside down cross on all of these warheads. Like its demise Ash Wednesday for some iron tumblr bull shit. This is what this is. This is the scariest part of prison? Your roommate, like eighth, when I think about present. I watch a lot of the lock up. I know you do to Henry. Yes, your roommate, that's crapshoot, I got Don Quixote unlucky in college and that's theoretically we're good people go. I too, in a real at one really good, roommate there, was he had Mustang Spain is hell adverse veneer. He had a choreographer killer. Ask are now with super cool yeah the other one used to come out when he was drunk these thought. It was a funny thing to come out and
commentary pulled out his pants and pee on his feet. You know I kind of like the second one better than the Mustang guy, because it is pretty funny- was a trick dead, neither make em super popular, but last I saw you married. I mean that's what happened you eventually. You know if you'd, just someone will eventually go to. You depends on just how lonely you allow the you want to be with be similarity of the goal. for somebody super desperate just to speak with anybody if you'd just your main thing is just to get married We agree. I was in short tankers cuz. This is the premise of every single one of my sentences. That was, I was watching. Clara clothes on our young men, of course, because we are in the most boring time period on the basic point. It does nothing to talk about we'll talk about it. We did a big zoom, the meet up. This
can you missed. We all were like all good occurs. Rob was depressed zoom because it's it's like it's it's like masturbating. but many times you want to have sex with someone oh my god, I am not able to touch them. It's like kids go into the Menu Board Mickey days and not walk in with the make rib now you know what, though, I'm not I'm sixty percent masturbating, but you know at the same time, sixty percent of time. It works every time Nootka, but but we are talking about a global. What do we do? How do we talk about? All the things were up to its mostly it's like I could sit and talk to you all about this week's episode. Pod cast in the left, which Nat votes as thrill? Where I mean she gets it already and then the half the other room, where people already working on a sharp. That's what I'm talkin about shorting there A couple of people come in and they were, they were selling a product that would clean
The internet of all would be funny pictures that you had when you are in college, because now you're a grown up. Big boy, don't worry, I hear your job Morgan Stanley and they don't want to see the picture of you. Your ding Dong out in the live in the living room and when a when one of your friends a picture of you peasant on your feet. But in our case we just monetize it my ass, four Travis is when we first higher Travis back in the day. I asked for his most embarrassing photos because I need to know he could embarrass himself even work for me, and I feel it is important to have that base see someone at their college level. If you're gonna get new employees see them at their most embarrassing. So you could see if you can handle it or at least know hey The Israelis are real. It is a real person the real story, I told agrees to Israel Keys kind of back in the news because he made some horrible drawings, I'm his own blood, horrible, roommate situation to be in mostly because the art is so bad and We put it up on the wall, because, whereas you with the army,
but that will hopefully be metal is dictate. How does it make you feel the creeper of the graveyard hadn't remaining feel the call of the goal that we have. Nothing is good for my dark. The be fun roommate, but every speaker college had read this story kind of made us made me think of all of us, but this dude is not How do you hear the story about the guy who jumped on the wine tanker in town? Lithuania open up this picketing, just started slam and wipe out of the truck this do ass here, edible got to honestly, or do you find that why, right that wine just sit there away, you gotta, get it because in the end, if you, I think that, if you steal why from a bar right. If you go behind of our steel, it either of that more harshly, but this sudden bout scurrying up to the top of it wine tanker. Like your french pirate, you and your civil didn't self siphoning, buncher, Merla, Norma, hey Do you want you? Actually that's like hunting for wine, it real
He has. The deeds name is Gabriel Murano Marino, we're friends lesson they Marino is well today, Gabriel Moraine. Oh, he was arrested, oh my god s clothes they arrested and it was in wine country, you're, gonna call a wine country and not allow all the wine to be free for anyone. In the said, one country using Willie Wonka rested those kids for steel. Another sugary treats it is let them in there and then he did punish them. While he did it, fifthly punish them. One of the family is only do you still there. Cause. They killed Gustus glue, they strikes or the other woman. It did a many things, cities these children and it was kind of Lee honestly now they think about it. What we want is all about fucking, entrapment it all passiveaggressive, being thing where you say like well, yeah, You know he'd still track. Would you pray, everybody in your house. Will you tell him you notwithstanding the fuckin furniture and older men like while you cited, sat in a chair feeling? Well, you viamede you're living yeah, it's like any time you go over to your friends house now during the pandemic, where
It does seem rude, but we have to understand the reason behind the rudeness. So this guy, he eyes it was a Cherokee freight line. I don't know what that means, but I guess it's a good freight. and I ve had the truck driver like what the hell is going on here. I feel come on those in he thought there were A mechanical problem stops us takes a look behind and just sees me, term arena with no short, no shoes he's on the outside of the tanker, the video shows him climb underneath the tanker as its free as it hits freeway speeds. That's when the driver noticed a day sport gauge, show he was losing fluids. it's all right. It opens up. This is fastened a furious at dinner party. Reciprocal spoke guy right of Y know Apple Valley, capers man put in red. I figured even worse
by wine in the box they got a little bag in their its net is a little man and an ox. I did. You know that you could just go. Open like a keg is, the world's most expensive keg you could just crack open. The back of a Semites it has a budget line in the guzzling Adele do not supposed to, but you the wine has to go from one place. Are they don't have? As I like oil, the system. It goes from Northern California, in France, like into our countries, countryside pull it like. I don't know, I mean to say goodbye to fund, but they don't put it door pipe system, so we can get there directly, so it has to be taken from one place The next. So it's put it in a big tinkering. Then it's that tanker is then emptied into a bunch of other. Why guess it to some other? the version. I don't know why, but the arrest. Officer so this, according to the arrested officer of Mr Miranda, who was just thirsty, he says this into.
Joel was able to release the wine from under the tanker, and he placed himself underneath Tanker in such a manner the best it is to describe this with some doing it like snow angels. So just Don T have to do my gun, this seems a amount be nor Bergwald. Due from naked gun, he got his round behind it, underneath the damn car, but even in guinea wine for it, you just gotta murderers, Ex wife, yet a highly ethnic version of that of Paul Giovanni from the movie sideways. It really is, and then the officer concludes with this individual, which I like that is keeping classy. This individual got exactly what they were looking for immediately, yeah sure we Swedes, we why Sweetwater Trucking Company says a lot about a thousand gallons of red wine, most of it ending up on highway. Ninety nine, my two dollars. That's about five thousand bottles were So why my friend solve I'm out good, there's gonna! Be
some some form of very intense quarantine, scavenge around surely said Rebecca GIG good, drink wine out of line drunken guys like funding. You ve, never met him away now so lately you have it? I mean people, To me is so much better than but one keen down underneath the cow, sucking that's d, try to get some milk. They This is so much that they both have their pluses and minuses. One is, one. Yes, your strapped to the moving tanker underneath a moving on a highway going speed limits be right, sure, yeah, that's very dangerous. They other one you're up to your fuck you're. On your gear up your fuckin shoulder. Caution, yellow color, but a couch together, a fucking get to the teeth, Marcus not the breasts Marcus called it somewhere else Oh I'm not sure they they finally call tube the other they then we are on the farm and breast. I don't know
what goes on in Modesto, but according to the copier says he also sets up. I've listened to thousands and thousands of calls says this one's up there. It's gotta be top ten, but don't you think, tat tat. That's gonna of really that's very boring. That's it boring town you because it is just a jerk and why not of a truck anybody can do it of drug? Has park exciting that he was on the go I think he was on the go and then it went our role over the highway. It's a pretty exciting Dave or for the old Modesto cops. I think that cop shooting- Thankfully, should be blessedness lucky stars that that board for M o God, that's a nice. It is now to go and all these shoot out. Let me so scared for well what he's gotta do is announces retirement and then from action movie logic that day, we'll be crazy. Yeah laughingly locks, Acerra color, given due a couple of updates as well number one de there with the Halifax examined, are common in hot common in hot, with some little bit of some firm
more information about be Nova. Scotia, shooter biology, guide the bay in this article that they'd name them. They just name as J W, so I'll do the same my dress as a mountain ye shall twenty two people, or the worst measured and lead to an assault weapon bad. They got on generic quickly over their very, very fast mayfair. Immediately my birthday and what they now according to have set as a Halifax examiner. They had summoned the formally was a neighbour to J W, who wit, to describe him. I wanted this is this is a dance eyes as some new material she went on programme as he was it asshole We can barely was an asshole. Barely he beat his wife Quainter Betty was I in a lot. people saying that oh The sky was kind of a regular do with a runaway staple to their little town, which was no did to the little town of border peak. But apparently, He beat the shit out of his wife
according to one woman, and he also was a he threatened them. Many times of club in Kate, away made the move just by dry a part of their house getting out of the car and staring at them at their home for up to three minutes at a time and then leaving they said we got. get out of here you can go up in the nose real, quick to just be like. What are you why? Why stop staring at me? Michael Myers, fair, canadian neighbour for afraid inside of their own state, just moved her. Well, I guess I was very dangerous, so he would show them their weapons and apparently they tried several times to call the mountains on him for a sum of some of his illegal weapons and no one really followed up because they basically said he's a good guy. You know I always feel good when we your stories about these serial killers, in this case a horrible mass shooter in G D, named G, Dhabi awhile, I guess those or his initials I'm happy. He wasn't. Asshole began
when you hear all just a nice normal person. I really know what that means. Camera and I'm beginning to think that people might just not be able to gauge normal means, like normal, is not just like we never said a word. He just motives long three times a week, he took his garbage, like everyone else, never low, never said anything. It's like that doesn't may mean he's normal. I just Phillip, we don't understand what normal is. I assume you're doing crimes. Ok, right I base paranoid level. As I assume all people are guilty until proven its worth that I'm terribly that's totally flipped around yeah but I do they mostly throbbing cannot could not blame the content that we have covered the last ten years, but a me. So that's why my my end, I'm like I'm, not surprised by anybody's action, something I guess because I just assume everybody has. Mirror world inside of their own brain net. We don't have
As to how well you know somebody you ve known for decades, you could be married to him, you gotta be you could have given birth to them. You never really true, the inner machinations of someone's consciousness and a lot of times, there's crooked wiggly whew things in there and they can bubble up to the surface. At any point, especially during choke point stress moments like the beginning of a quarantine That is why the question is You ever want to know what's on the minds of people now, I don't want to know what their thinking I can t. All of the insults. I dont like the insults that they expressed to me. we are already doing a my internet, you already like up your eyeballs and the collective unconscious of all, but could humankind and everybody says whenever thought, but they have anyway, and we already subject to it. So I've had enough of feels thoughts I guess that's a good pointed in really realized. We sort of did get that we did get that Super our didn't way, we can see at the minds of the many rhetoric
Not a lot of people need dad their minds explored too much, but they were That's things also, the other with the other way around people then believe I actually it almost crate. Another sense of kind of complacency about the human mind that actually mean What I'm saying is actually indicative of a problem where I assume, now that I've seen so many things that may be would make me Lex less curious to get to know someone. It would definitely put up a bit of a wall if we ask if I meet someone- and I know them only through social media before I've seen your ram civic life. I have social media from people I met through social media then became my friends. It does happen. Of course it does on another update. I actually got some really good information about funeral homes after we talked about the the massive pile up of bodies that are happening unless your rooms I didn't realize raises was gonna hit a nerve with some people what's because its aim
for a fairly misunderstood business, and I feel that there is often I think that there are people that are flawed within the funeral home business and I think that there are people that take advantage of it. I mean, I think that we do who knows. But if you look up, I forgot that we spoke with Kate Dodi years ago who runs the Bt Rosa wrote a book called smoke it in your eyes. Out from here maternity leave she's a funeral homeowner owner and runs a Youtube age called ask mortician that which is all which is the user order of the good death and there's a really good explanation for these types of backups of bodies and obviously we are in a very high point for bodies, especially in New York City. at times by the body, but I am not going to. I am going to still say it's it sucks situation, socks and the situ and who knows how it can be remedied, but ask more
She has some really good information on the subject that I was not fully privy to and now that I know I find it to be interesting because it state by state certain people get paid for bodies by the state in some? Don't? Sometimes they have to hunt that cash out so saying something, wording? Bodies for money is actually probably not true, because lots of times you have to go after the families for the money. and then you're putting yourself in a situation where, if you have a body It's been sitting there that view you don't have the cash to already do some fancy outside funeral. From what you're doing where I could write out there just trying to we may bodies as fast as human rights, and this right cancel all services, all mortician surfaces, all funeral home surfaces, really really tough. It's made all these bodies build up because you have a right to say: hey, I want a funeral, which means but you know I want to be able to have these, but go final. Goodbye to my family, my family member, which means you're, fail,
we're gonna have to sit on ice put em on wires like oh, but it requires industry. And if you don't worry, have the infrastructure at all mass well, I was I was just there my dally now they have actually just started putting the corpses in the refrigerator section right near the bud lights. I say hello to undermine you go in there and I was happy that my my grocery store aside hustler going I also sworder watching a documentary type c this little while ago, someone we bring up the things that people are in love with objects, object, there's a thing called objective sexuality or where they call o asses or objective sexual people that are attracted to objects and one The things that was I watch is documentary. It's on the Youtube Channel, only human and one of the things that are you all you love or everyone, don't give a fuck. Do everybody? People are hurt anybody I mean they are measuring the Eiffel Tower sure. I think it's weird because its feeling its people that are saying to think that their napoleon
so you not just its not just some random building its the Eiffel tower that you're in love with They find peace. Building media maybe launched some Eiffel Tower poor and if you do want some Eiffel Tower Porn, you're not gonna, go to France unity. the basement of some college frat, and then that full tower. That's a whole mother thing yet I tell you what that ivory towers, not up, took out a lot of other types of one thing that was the or the hard part of this documentary is watching these there. Again, I'm not offering judgment upon them. These are strange, their strong it up. You know what I mean to say. The word unusual share unusual, be arrogant, always trying to say the exits. They are robbing themselves on the it's just build a lot right. Is this my question: enery: do they four out of love. If yes, there's a tape? There's a world trade center one and being gathered. How does in that is in the dock?
what happens then? Aren't you divorced that Eiffel tower? Isn't the Eiffel Tower gonna be passed and don't you have to give in half a year shit and it doesn't come back and kill you? No I've it. How did Eiffel Tower she would? One chick is married to the Eiffel Tower he's still in love, and she says they keep it they would. She does is cheap the model of it that she had sex with O. And she puts it inside. I imagine, but she says it's more consensual, it's more like this for play and she kind of, rates, while touching re using all. They had very, very intense. It's a lot. This one was a professional archer. That's how what happened she was trying to date, a man she ended falling in love with his bow verses ham. Weren't took on the bow she fucks the bow par in the bow. we go on to win many championships, but then they break up She has to go and redo whither co tried she's got this archery coach, you just look at this is looking all tired, I know, Try he she refused to get the trophy. She went
place trophy in this like in this archer competition and she refused to go, get it because she she were feet. She can't handle the bad memories of one or other was like TAT used to be in love with her bow sheet. You wait old out, so somebody got broken up with not for another person but for an object, and then how do you deal with that? I do not know not always that Israel keys, I dont use. They die, or do you say, thank God, she's not having sex with my best friend that would have. I do a whole bunch of more emotions if they want to have sex with a bow you just. Don't worry about so you come to do every white bed. That's what you want to do. I don't give a shit, but yes, what I'd be thankful that my bodies that dating that part anymore, trying to birds anymore. I be like well. I think you dodgeball it here, because she had some. Why would say on reasonable expectations? So there are delays so worried Henry. So watching this? What do we do what I notice I'm walking down the street, what I notice in this woman's caring about big, ok, it's kind of weird, but
she kissed his today? You hold she sleeps with nor bad, but that's now broken up now. These are objects them something thing that really kind of like may meet? twitch- and I think it's been call it- the time period was the woman of the main woman ever since she is now in a new found. What relationship with the Golden Gate Bridge and she goes to the Golden Gate Bridge and she just like I just love to be rounded. The sensualist makes me feel I'm makes me feel hurt. It makes me feel scene but she's gone up to the handrails and always areas of and she's just fuckin liquor she's alone and Robin herself on it, and then another woman. She meets up another person, another ope o s day. To New York, which is the worst capital the world? Apparently, so it s all about forum. I will today say: there's just so many objects. They say it's like a strip club for them
it's just I candy everywhere I am I am. I am extremely jealous that they get sperience reality like this. Yes, absolutely its, it seems to be a more innocent, wait, I'll view life which jelly up to I mean they ve all been deeply traumatized in I'm not going to give our goals embryo bridge they are, they are they ve all they ve all have bad everything has been bad. Things have been bad of app into both of em sure the woman goes up to the end, the empire state, increased now she has been enamoured with the empire state building right. It was a huge cock the the other woman goes to her. Like I'm going, you guys be alone. You guys needs him alone time, together impartially buildings like three o clock in the afternoon. Ericsson consortia goes up to the building and she starts been like, please, I'm so happy. There were five This is a man doing this work or woman that now we are only, they are only women. It aims at a according.
document free, I think that they are now. This is a kind of an older document, reducing there's only forty of these people, Identify is, alas, that are also they buy and they're all women. Apparently ok, but she goes up shipbuilding screw guy gums. Burg comes back since, like can the blues gonna go please! Please live and she's, just like one SEC once when the second and she such branch, kissing, the outside of the building, is very intimately kissing and ends. I get big props to the security guards cause he comes up and Ngos are you finished finish, play ha ha ha ha, that's behind me. I leave very very nice, and then she left, but then she's like yeah that, during our red meat a riot act back there like commiserate with other women yeah. They understand our love, they understand those honestly. He let you kiss it I like your looting debts. He let you kiss I almost feel meant a lot I want to say, give taken.
give you a lot of room die. I think that that safe to say most security guards they they maybe what you get. One lick deal one leg, but then you start going in like a deer on a salt block. You We gotta call it here because we feel automata happening. She was labelling, of which you might have been one of the purveyors of princes Vera toss. Open, ended business in her backside. I'm could look like she was a buyers, stapletons asshole obedience exhaust, isn't it up top the World Trade Center one I will say: that's it on the street the World Trade center. One is a pretty hot, that's a pretty hot building right. There I guess our you about the fuck. This thank no! No, I won't have me did they give do they give attribute like the Golden Gate Bridge when I think of the Golden Gate Bridge. Unlike that's a straight up killer
golden gate. Our age is actually it's a very dangerous bridge. Killings, donkeys kills. People is great document, recalled the bridge check it out. If you were gonna want to be pressed and also realise that people commit suicide and then their family members aren't sad about it because there are a lot of them all here. Miss like you want to point out that such a sad document so digitally so Golden Gate Bridge or like Bilbil, the goat. That's too bad boy are like break it yet only a little. They pop bans, the woman there in love with her bow with Archer woman, whose lover they're both said she said softly. He's handsome and he knows it which is interesting. It is a very interesting way to live. She she was molested are all life is only partially little into the back story of Ebay do a little bit but its highly fascinating. The idea that the brain can how's. So many ideas again,
some, some good, some, not so good, and in this case I, as long as as law was there happy. Can they be? Can you be be thou dont get some point don't don't need it. Don't you need a hug, I don't know. Maybe it's just me work more more extroverted people, though so maybe they don't need. It of human contact with these people have been. I think, a lot of it has to do with being burned by humankind. Right believe that they have been sufficiently burned by humankind that they switch to objects but to them they'd, never say the word it because you, that means it's inanimate rule, but it doesn't matter ma'am, I'm I bored you with her, I'm not going to argue with an x rated beauty in the beast. Say that its I mean you know dire we're being weirdly kind of attracted to the French does too well, that was by design and let's not get into the cabinet, I like breasts,
I don't wanna see like a thing. I mean I'm not to be too controversial, but I like breasts, am I thing is that even if you put a big Para, great Natural's on a building little bit, I'm having a hard time if they wouldn't, if there were natural than you gotta find the woman that you took them off, of a new, probably gonna, be charged with murder, or the very least unwarranted double mastectomy that no one wants to go through did nothing. Nothing is like a surprise. Temple mastectomy d really ruin a quilt group will speed of surprises, Spic data that would have it would make for an interesting conversation at the quilt group mailing lot, blah blah blah blah blah blah o mine Speaking of surprise, as we had mother's day, did you call your mother this past week and Henry I want to die? Finally, I feel I wonder if I can even do this. I think that our people, our people, we mad, but my mom I found because it was difficult to get the flower Worse, I wanted to get her flowers right earlier, so I,
and I got her. I got her flowers from a place that she was like. I want you to talk about on the show they should, but they did such a good. They may my mom cry: well impressions and tear that made my writing. I convey issues like you, wouldn't believe the cavalcade flowers tat they left with just a celebration of all like to be a mother oh in return must be watched. The we watched the comedy show for the nurses and wheat laughed We lack land announces like that's great. I wish I could watch comedy. That's very nice, but was the name of it again. full impressions and tat, really good job, and you said that what my mom called at the head of the foot of the Florence to say what a good job you did and she's like this is too. Time anyone's ever called with a compliment
that was really sweet. I just Ben mode. My parents some money because that's how we communicate love, but that's very, very, very nice. This son, not so nice to him, for the opposite, is we're going to Beijing, China, so place. In northern China they have arrested a man. Why did they arrest them? Well turns out his mother, who is half paralyzed. He doesn't like your anymore donor in a wheelbarrow. This unpolluted, wheelbarrow put her street operator JD, whereby an oecd wheelbarrow in a wheelbarrow and got a bird or out today to the cemetery were. Evidently, there was just an open plot because they do not have those sure Sumpter in there three days later. They found her. She was a little, but Bishop quite upset does she was a call Jesus Jesus is back. That's right. The man's wife told please or has been carried his mother away in a wheelbarrow may second, when she failed,
return. Three days later place were informed and the man was placed in detention, yours said. Despite the woman's ordeal she was faintly calling for help as you. Frida Kahlo, please wait its answer: He didn't. I mean I'm, not really certain what the track is. Euro are proud to take the story because number one number one. If you He could bear it or a lot deeper Well, are you gonna? Do I'm only one lobby, the mother off? I think you probably put some dirt honour. I mean I can't imagine you're going like help, I'm alive head help and you dislike shut up, shut up we're just ignoring where nor a new scope, scope scope because any, in my mind. I think that you coming need one. Probably you I'm not true give this man advice, but it kind of one. Oh, I kill woman first, That would be the logical way to do it. I think he was just like throw Mama from the train
He was just so upset with his mother after years and years in your ha ha, I went loves is Mamma according to the public assistance in in according to a source, China has horrible public assistance, especially in the poor rural areas, but of course the families are, I did to take care of their elderly. I guess this I just had enough. and he said I can't do it anymore and he went buried his mother, three days, and now I guess he's just as to hang out with her more absolutely Two things that, like why bury your mother. When all that does is grow more mobs, the EP, I don't know I mean you just you, you can't just plant a mommy seed, all mommy grub. That's right the moms surname is weighing. She was seventy nine years old
his surname asthma he's fifty eight. I mean I guess at this point body. That's your mom. use you just gotta, you have another ten to twenty years tops. Yes, you guys got you just gotta, wait it out, but also there's just again not to give advice to so many other ways to do this, but also just just fuckin, just Pepsi easier through just see baby your mom for longer, just just figure it out because in the end you're not going to really be I'm gonna say that year. If you kill your mommy and barrier yes, maybe the very beginning, you'll be very happy. Oh shit, an act of Georgia. The idea you will be haunted by your absolute, especially just leave your already. It's so half acidly, just kind of leave and earn a pile a dirt road. really want this you're just trying to find a way to get it, and you know how you do it. Is you get her a rich boy?
Brad, I'm not sure how many rich boyfriends are out there in the province of Gyre Province of China, India, you know now he thought it was before he buried his mother for three day. Oh, my god, you're the fuckin end and never gonna hear the end of it. You better be making breakfast lunch and dinner for her own body is new member. When you buried may lie like me, now wheelbarrow gathers primrose at one time. I forgot a cake of my mother's birth book for developing, gives you a man about that yeah, madam, I shudder a wheelbarrow likes. You put your fuckin manure, your mother, with your mom would at least just enjoy having the family time together. Is you sweat profusely in the middle of the night? with a dirty white shirt, trying to find the great the way, the right
graveyard to plough Henry Thomas's. It's nice to spend some time together, I'll come over here. This is the third so light over because it actually be really nice. Oh, this is a kind of comfortable disappear nights. Grave Henry Tom saw no, I'm not gonna Keller thereon. No, I just gave her flowers and she's not allergic to flowers, to your knowledge, so that what It's a secret plot to poisoner! No, that's it! where the I'm not like my mom, my mom does long con games where she tried to poison people. That's different store, never anyone, your allergies by the way that we learn from the movie parasite that they then you are. Those are biological weapons. If you're alluded to implement its no you're, just a fun spice, it's a god. Damn away! mass destruction, mass destruction. I want Tell you this story. I said this is way more, but kisses story books than a normal Henry storing own eye on this is really
on this- comes from Smithsonian magazine. He here, like a very big. It's like a big glassy like honestly, very periodical, there's, a headline super cool painted Florida, lizard breaks records with gargantuan poop. Now do you think that's cute and the picture take the lizard is really cute because he's all fat and shopping rang right and unfortunate diet of pizza, Greece and sand clogged or energy, because the d It leaves behind a pizza shop, floor and elevated. We knew that is like you. I like I was born Third Bay. Somebody at home run up is It was a northern curly, tail lizard by missing and I got all filled with bigger all fill with with shit right, according to article that this Toby creature, whose too
Long mid section was swollen the size of a golf ball was a female and they fought the first thought this. A? U s her Potala just scooped up and if I was pregnant. Ok get a poke around the animals abdicating if by any evidence of eggs- and so they said it felt like it- was full of silly putty You see this fucking see care the city scan of this lizard right. You see that the the lizard Ladys innards word full of wasn't weren't full of getting babies, they were instead, bursting with poop twenty two. I am building a third of the poor creatures, entire body volume, but eighty percent of total weight, it pushed all events in its fucking innerds up to the top of its gauge Reign, was completely GM pack, it looks like me,
more carnal. If you gave my fucking autopsy and better this political union and certainly the one, the deadly Eads Sandy P, behind a weird ass pizza joint in Florida for dabbler learn, learn that probably should euthanize was well that's why they don't. First. I thought that already you'd storage, you're right. It's like Obregon reconcilable with the lizard likely just give it a little lizard diuretic having poop it all out, it'll be a happy and you can imagine Henry aren't you. just a little bit envious of having that a deal reference John Wayne once again, just the seven pounds, a poop that was found in that man. They all yeah you. If you could excavated one day, what did we worry beer but to get it out? it's fucking lizard. They had to kill. It cut an open, oh that's a status report
If we are to have a voice in this article, they show the aftermath ass of what Henry just said, they cut open its little belly. it is a dark. It is a dark, poop, now here we tape, I will say I've taken a couple of yeah. This is it's almost like. We orient so much when we were in Dublin Ireland? We had Guinness for four days straight and there is no there's just black. Yeah yeah, I mean sometimes that's how it happens. If you ve got a bunch of whisky in a bunch of blood sausage like we did for getting. This is literally one. My shit look like for three days in Ireland. You look at this northern curly tat. Apparently, their native to the Bahamas the Cayman Islands and other an invasive species in Florida. but they ll eat anything but man. I tell you what it may kill them, but this whole fucker was living life like he die and live the same way as J
scandal fainting, absolutely I was just going to say tony sopranos live in the dream behind a pizza join my question as they got this lizard lizard that may have been stepped on and killed, ran over and killed. No one would ever know what existed. No, we don't have the best health care in the world right now this lizard Scared like they just got him. Do that to the lizard hospital terrorism or covered the I waited gave em is diabetes, medication for free. I had the best healthcare. We had better healthcare than my fuckin parent seats. Unbelievable, and I also, if you run this pizza place it's more invasive, the lizards or the these researchers, just now like they want to get an extra slice, the jagged to throw away, because you can't legally sell it because you're not Joe exotic these people going on. Leisurely beats a place. Their lives curious,
I do lizard curious. They are looking at lizards with different prevail. you're looking at lizards the way that one woman was looking at the Golden Gate, Can't we just don't have that type of interest are really why was the manager I'd be like all right, stu, I it's your second day here. At Lloyd's pizza go go shoe all the archaeologists NGO. Sure the lizard people away keep the lizards. get rid of the people. I love the lizards way, poor, lizard, This is a lesson to you that I don't have sand. pizza and other greasy things has evidently congeals inside the Tommy and then you can get there. You could you get that you get the gout yeah. Don't need sand, Ya'Ll, don't sand Ya'Ll and according to the wonderful and informative documentary plan, dynamic, sand, is where the key areas for cook for covered but don't eat it.
No don't eat it, don't eat it. Will speed up food left to right this wigs hero of the hero of my life in the hero of every day? For me, but now it's nice. I get to share with you of you. Those we go over the years we have stated opinions on people. We have called things in the future. I mean I was famously correct about Michael Jackson. I flung guy, you know moderation way, speculation! Go it odd promoters, famously incorrect, because you did
I'm like Jack, and always remember that to have to say that the history books at first glance, with a line not look kindly upon this matter, but now it seems that he might be the only decent person to live. Indeed, a spiky hair, Jesus Guy theatrically we're going reality this week, I'll even say guy fearing hearing Raymond. I will do it. He raised more than twenty million bucks for restaurant workers, sky. He he was partnering with the National Restaurant Association, Educational Foundation, he and the organization have been sending restaurant workers. Five hundred dollar grants through the newly created a restaurant, employ relief fund, After less than two months fee Eddie was awarded more than forty thousand grants during the. everyone Thursday. He said the total amount they raised was twenty one point, five million boxy said I started thinking
about my brothers and sisters in the restaurant business and a bunch of restaurants that was closed and we gotta do something Guy Vieira, from triple d from triple G triple day, everything else. Guy fee Eddie was able to raise twenty one point: five million people mocked him for years. They mocked him for years and they said always gonna be a child. Molesters always gonna, be a rapist and they ve been home correct so far. No they were thinking Jared Fogel. This just goes to show you might. This holds true to my philosophy that they nice while the morning people bid the man. Flowers of the world. There are always the ones, because you Jerry, Fogel, opposing jeered, folded, subway sandwiches, super healthy he's, having closer to shouldering guy theories in their being like put some we're Bacon Rodya like the gin s always now raise in twenty one million bucks for people. I was trying to explain in ITALY.
One thousand into an interview with Guy fury and the way he talked about how he was change in the game in the chicken wing and chicken same which businesses, by raising the alchemist level of per Catholic away. He was talking about it in detail, but I would like this man doesn't even at times molest and grew. These very is focused on fucking, impacting the chicken sandwich the environment, absolutely good he's trying to just, but also he's observing adding to the conversation of the chicken sandwich. Yes, he is, and there's no greater conversational less than guy fealty I'll. Never forget the American Experience that I had in Midtown Manhattan before the corona virus clothes. I'm not a good restaurant. The board, not yes! the more good restaurant tore. Will you his name on it. He put his name on it, but Henry did you even go to the american grill or are you just? Are you just
domain name, the rate shadow work there. Unfortunately, even though it defined Every single thing inside me every bit of judgment, every single thing of colony foresight that I have because of a guy fairies ascendancy into a place. of respect? I will at sea point go to a journey garlands, I just check it out, because I've never gonna and also the Burbank Airport has a guy very sandwich spot ochre. That is not good. Well it's not always about the quality of the food in his restaurant. It's about the quality of the food in the restaurants. He goes to You know it's about values, curator of food, Edna assembles views of food. I will fight you to death. If you even come come those two criticising his bag is fries the vaguest fries, that I got no tornado crisp. You uttered your NATO fry
what are your data fry? It's just a big, thick twisty fry. It seems are currently fry and it's a big thick one. It's a spoon, that's a fry, he It was here one of the best things I've ever had my life. I don't want. We where I was talking to the bar tender in midtown Manhattan, as if it was a very nice classy, restaurant and literally that guy was just so nice. He was so happy that I was true with such amount of respect because use he's just big families from Ohio, not demeaning them, but when they come to me, you are, there is shared out even think about the food there to shovel and in their mouths sovereign authority about say using that you put a jewellers glass on to their guide, very experience, and you actually were actually there you're the only one truly present, everybody else was just filling their gullets in the in the me on, flame, bedecked world of guy fear. I dont,
uncut gems got nothin on uncut carbs. I wish I could make a movie where I was Adam Sandler character in that film, but instead of running a jewel business, it's nothing, but these tornado, fries, Vegas Prize I am only help anchor all that I got a martini and the more I will. I would help you with that think, putting aside ass the mortal enemies. Incredible, so thank you. I fear that Europe, the wake you did it again again proven wrong every fuckin wake. I got a couple of, lesser letters. Let's take a look at some spy fuckers Alyssa comes from. I took little, but never dagger, which was this. Quite the opposite of the data. Boo experience, nay happened. That happens a lot in scandinavian countries. The idea is that you see a premonition of someone before you see them into happens to people that are emotionally close to each other. This was a fucking. This is crazy. This underwater I myself am thirty five years old men from Norway, and I have this shit
I verily or wanted to sit down and write to you about this. I never got around to it. But after hearing that episode, I found the time. A bit of my family have had this dating back to at least as far as sixteen eighty five, according to the family tree when I was young, I never understood why my mom always knew when I would walk and the door or that she knew when she needed to look for me if I got hook She would always say it was therefore digger. I thought it was think she had grandmother in the mother's side, would do and say the same thing when I was my teens. I finally asked my mother about this and why she she had the bird dagger. She thought look me dead. and told me that she didn't have anything. I did that freaked me the fuck out, but you plain to me that there was when she saw she explained to me, which saw the dreaded my eyes, if not adopt, Ankara's Matias, that's a poltergeist, but not scary. It just a primitive can it that showed itself fifteen minutes before I get somewhere? It seems people were emotionally connected to me. Get the premonition
My mom says that every time I have walked in her front door since I was old enough to walk she's heard me open and close the front door and hang my jacket in the closet. Fifteen minutes before actually do oh, you basically get stage, although every time a walk in the door, all the time, they. I've ever had. I've also done this, so if someone has been, watching my dog, that dog would go sit by the door. Fifteen minutes before arrive to pick them up every time without fault. When I was eighteen mean some friends, the trip to Bulgaria to poverty. You know what I was really drunk, we walk ass, a tattoo shop. There was open, we stopped and we're about to go in and get me a tattoo. When my mom called she told me, I was who drunk to get a tattoo, and you leave the shop. My holborn dagger. It showed itself to my mom gettin a tattoo and
immediately called me out recently. It's us yet goes. That's what he says. My board snitch, why? My god, an area that I was gonna, be the turn, but it also showed itself to my dad when I fell from a tree. forest six in my house and blacked out, so I woke up and hospital set of alone the forest at night you know what I ve really believes and goes, but for daggers? Everyone believes it because we ve seen too many times a doubt it when the people there egg or die in my family? Almost everyone knows when they have died immediately because a lot of my family seas or feels at right before it happens, I dont mean everybody feels it, but that just enough will it that everybody gets the message early? My dad was in Brooklyn the seventies when he saw my mom's uncle die on the pavement in front of their apartment home in Norway he called, home the check and my mom said he was fine and she should see him walking. She could see him walking past the house. He suddenly fell over and died on the You ve been of a major heart attack when my mom hung up the phone will. This is the
double, never answer the phone. If anyone from this family calls you this always give priority to seven days. Seven days this very scary to think that it needs. if they had now. I wonder if it's because the knowledge that it happens, because I don't know, but could you try help? It sounds like it? It's putting, despite anything that they're doing something, it's just a weird sort of actual behaviour that we do not know why I love. Of it and it makes me so happy, but here statutory O Henry has sent a second I'm getting their vision of you'd fifteen minutes from now you're going to take a huge dump. clear the terrifying dub yeah, thank God. seven waiting on the stop it's coming. I tell you This is a funny story that shows Sometimes things are creepy, but they may not be out their surprise in her. Some. Twenty years ago I was about twenty. I was there a woolly form cottage in the middle of nowhere by myself. I
the bed one Saturday night about midnight and from memory I think I was lying in bed, half asleep half considering molesting myself, my master. Only the votes are swinging, so I don't get out of bed, nay I so I get out of bed naked. I go out. I answer the phone Zelman there, no dial tell known speak. here's wondering what was going on in here this cackling female giggle come from my bedroom. I put the phone rushed back to my room and it's empty. I do check under the bed. No clothes go Don, Diego just gonna go back embed the phone rings. Again I go unanswered. thinking I should put them pants on organ there's, no one there! Ok, I hang up for rings again. Answer it. No one is there, so I just fucking pull the jack on the wall. Thinking, that's all that I had Frere I head for my room and then a a painful sounding baby crying in my spare room. I run in their room, is empty. Do don't you feeling in your brain
can't states together what's going on right, but I don't what the hell's going on feeling panicky phone rings again the phone and has been ripped from a war. I answer it and now there's creepy, breathing and saint who the fuck is this and then that which sounding cat in giggle comes from my bedroom. Again I dropped the phone I, since the room. It's empty, fucking, Russia, back at forty years giggling again in his bathroom. He runs overheard Nothin full rings again on the hook and its unplug from It is a ringing I pick it up. I sort of freak out is the breathing on phone. The which appears to be me, from the bedroom to the bathroom cackling. I hear the baby cry again. Your bang incumbent coming from my room. If someone heavy is running across a four I freak, I can't, anything happening. I can't even begin to comprehend there's the baby the phone ringing, the witch cackling. Depending on my floor,
flip and has to end. I run out of my way I go out of my room. I grab a twelve gauge pomp actually shocked. I slide open the sliding door opened the balcony and I let a shot off in the air. I he's freaking out right, yeah, that's. Why does this although skylight go silos, go greater value, ethical, silent! Needless pick up the phone, it's his brother, Missis Hale, hey, stop! Shooting I'm under your house turned out the before when I was away for the weekend huge two hours to my house with a bunch of old stereo speakers and screw the speaker. with wires in various places under my house facing up against the bottom of the floorboards. He then run riot within ran wires from all the speakers back to a central location. He had wired I phoned somehow via another forum to be held under the house. He then gone and made a mix tape with various creepy sounds. He didn't for a week and in life midnight driven again driven the two hours to get out to my.
My cabin snuck onto the property and crawled under the house with his workmen, and then, when the time is right, he called me any was pushing play on the walkman connecting various wire said, the walkman as different sites. beam did two different room step. It was crazy story, and you say eventually he gave me the mix tape when he laughed and on it was written operation. Thirteen ghosts do that's all hell, yeah good thing. You didn't shoot his brother. That is one way to die accidentally at the hands of a loved one, but area, who'll, that's fun, you know, kids, did the kids don't have fun like that, any more that know. Why cause it takes real? You really have to be engaged You do and you have to be a little bit board. You have tabled of trust and a level of hatred to just go and talk your brother, like that either that's great. That's a great family right. There the great family. I also think there it comes down to it. I just lie lava Superbowl prank yeah,
absolutely and they don't do it for the camera They do it for the love Vader Viola. They do it for the love, Sousa call. Sir. I thought this was very interesting. Specially headed towards we're we're gonna, be covering this week's up. Blast, podcasting laughed in the next couple: episodes on NATO, I'm from New Zealand, but I've been living in Japan philosophy. here's what I was younger. I went on exchange in Kyoto in southern Japan due to a mixed. The school had no families for me to stay with, so I stayed with one of the teachers bury eccentric, always chuckling at everything. However, my colleague Anna saw what I look at about one fact: many buddhist priests in Japan, work to jobs, support the Temple, teacher was also a buddhist priests, so I say with this family nor Temple
Temple is large or japanese standards. The temple proper, as a full statue of the Buddha all lacquered would in gold leaf. The temple is quite old, even a graveyard by the front gate, with gate with graves dating back to the seventeenth century, who being a temple, theirs the wheels japanese belief maintains that the Temple gates or an entrance to the skirt world where the gods reside as such. We know Use the main gate instead go around the gate to show the spirits we are still in the world of the living by tradition, all that gold used to make fast a big issue. So the Temple needs a hard in this case they have. Since I regard dog, they I say garden. But she's actually very friendly border Kali, very handsome and the best worse garden for best worst guard dog. How could you see me when I arrive at once concept attention just kept by the front? by tradition. Walker every night when I stay We ve got all the way lucrative spooky ship. My question and last summer visited. It was quiet. Weekday night the priest teach her father was
can late at school? Hadn't come home, you the rest. The family were off doing their own thing, so we just me and the elderly grandma effective just a guaranteed pedophile the pre having your father, yes, My only a pair of advertising priests eat your father comp though the rest of the family were often nothing. So it was hyperlinks season and we had three straight days of rain, Since I, the guard dog hate storms retail goes between eggs and if there's thunder she barks at scratches to be let inside tat I was so different around. Said something in her rural acts and I didn't quite understand, but she pointed to the front door. I got the message I went to go coms inside out, I walk through the front door open it to see sense. I soaking wet and scared a much. Go away and we got a letter in when I notice it is certainly dead. Silent, no wind, no heavy rain, no thunder dead com. Since I and I look at each other nervously, then both looked out into the yard in front of the temple. There are no clue
odds and full movement. The yard, with jagged shadows, I can accept but the shadows in the yard all shifted imperceptibly, like sort of clicked into place, almost like stepped into another world Since I suddenly started barking at the open Temple gate, the hairs am I stood up in my speech, entangled like someone who had some one had poured ice down. My back, I felt to something: was there I watched a blob of shadow by the gate, move and shift and slide across the yard. Up to the temples, and around the pillar in front of where I stood, maybe ten feet. For me, the pause and look look at me, looked into my soul with giant green eyes. It was a kitten, tiny black kit, it could have fit into the palm of my hand, of course typical, since I was just concern about a tiny feline intruder. I went to go pet and I for a job well done when the kitten move is we're get strange, its French, its front, half
sort of stretched out to the nearest if stone about thirty feet away. Oh and its back half followed a good quarter of a second later turn around looking deadly. I then stepped out of existence. I was pressure. And since I pissed herself start of petty I gotta about a when we got all he chuckled, they laughed and it's not me down the temper Temple. To give me a blessing. Explain the Japanese, which is employed certain animals, these animals their souls into the Spirit world to do their bidding on the full moon? Very much like which familiars of western paganism, but with more contracts, rules and bowing to each other. I we just startled the local which who was, doing there, which he business. He gave me a blessing just in case a curse have been putting me, but he said I was probably vine. Basalt I've really freaked me out still gives me the creeps. Don't piss afterwards, look at that sort of like these slinky wiener dog from toys story. Very, my aim of light rash
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