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Side Stories: Drunk Birds

2018-10-10 | 🔗

Ack ack ack! It's another episode of Side Stories. We got drunk birds, aliens vacationing on Myrtle Beach, and juggalo beef. What else could you ask for? No shoes, no shirt, no problem 'cause we just wanna live, laugh, and love. Ok, TRIPLE L everyone.

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hey there ben kissel here for last network i want to tell but my show abe lincoln's top hat the nine years marcus and i have strived to present you with the most accurate and honest political podcast out there in these turbulent it's our intention to unite the country with impassioned debate that which is out to the rational americans who find their voices more muffled every day every week use my political science background my experience running for office along with my life long passion to stand up for the downtrodden the wrongfully accused and invisible man and woman to bring you news like you haven't heard before let's face it traditional news has failed us we promise to always tell you the truth the best we see it and i personally t to not be swayed by hyper partisanship but be guided by facts to listen search abe lincoln's top hat on any podcast platform or go to lastpodcastnetwork dot com
and find it under shows hail yourselves everyone there's no way to escape to this is the last time cast on the left man oh man in florida the people just keep getting more lizarde what do you mean we are part of florida right now that is like specifically very lizarde like in terms of the people there leathery glenn yeah actually skin yeah cowgirls it's just the it's mostly the feet i'm concerned about so i bring up feed a lot of people told me that quite a bit that they say i say i say the word feet quite a bit but there's something about the sun blasted toenails of a street man out here or there regular sort of defaced florida man who's got the
guy fieri like shad like this the tan lines will guy fieri of course ideas those tan lines in the back of his head cuz that's where where's the sunglasses this is sides or is everyone i am ben kissel that's henry zebrowski he's in beautiful sunny florida yeah oh yeah where i belong this is i always remember that when i come here i'm like i belong here yes this is where i meant to be especially in the humidity of course and of course this morning star our producer is also here with us okay okay yeah i'll do it okay okay we got a black okay okay we got a bunch fun stores to get to today i gotta say number one this is i'm not getting paid for this but my gallon i you know what we did henry but we got shutter and shutter is the single greatest thing during the halloween season the horror films have been fantastic i watched this one have you seen tourist trap before we were talking
about this you actually told me that you sent me a text solid two hundred o'clock in the morning text gore say honestly it's a good one but it was it was the tourist trap most see must say ok analysis is ok because i watch it 'cause it's been so long in our household we watch a lot of slashers because there's been so many of them like we are a like i'll put it we are a ghost home to horror films what we really enjoy we already footage fan group which is also something that's unique to us because a lot again found footage a lot of grief when you do procreate and have your own little perot qui what are you kick him out of the house if you find like friday the 13th in his closet if he start watching slasher films you like this is a ghost house get out of here i'm assuming you're going to name him jack after jackie something like that no
if we have a son his name will be jefferson oregon thomas a browse ski the third to live up to the power of his father important to start a child at a deficit right we said this and i think it because then they can work themselves up pull themselves up by the straps are going to make something special of themselves i know they are how to watch whatever they want i guess it is a free world there's no such thing as ownership the dispossessed showed me this uh proper world and what you should do single when i find him with a slasher films like i'll explain to him he just going to put up with my lecture series really like the slash film while it is important is mostly about the psycho sexual tension of the 70s and the idea punishing children for exploring their sexuality and the more more you hit that again and again the more he'll be by it and like diet others spoke with some goes i don't
so about all that well either way it's going to be an interesting parenting style that you have and i can't wait for your parenting book the one that is officially banned by all people who actually care for children it's called six feet under your child at the bottom of a ditch and get them up to the top of a tower and i mean you know they breed is like if you like them first just their eyeballs above a ditch and then it shows them above with a golden rifle in a watch well we don't want to go back to texas here that's all right i also want to be on the black rainbow which is directed by the dude who directed mandy it's his first film and if that is a lot there's a lot there's a little going on but it but it's also a lot going on it's a law of imagery and i would put style over substance little difficult follow the acting is great though it's a very interesting film you know what i would say is that if you like be on the black kramer if you like the hot to be on the black rainbows jab a good film a good person to dive into his house key
ever seen holy mountain castle oh yeah of course of course with jeff market shoot milk the difference was holy mountain it was action packed say it was a straight up nicholas cage drive angry action adventure compared to beyond the black rainbow and i'm not even it's missing the man is a great director but it did give me a little bit of the i'm watching college thesis movie like he learned all of this stuff he's very talented but he didn't have to like do it like yeah i got it i get it you know you know watch to el topo well it's a lot of action lot action to good solid western but she ask again what you're saying i think you said it's a very astute observation kissel and it's true is that a general skis you're watching a surrealist master to come apart one thing about a surrealist films and asked to have the big google in greece it's gonna have the big it's gonna get big have half the balls as i have substance to be it has to be telling a story and that's the one thing that we have
like rainbow doesn't necessarily have but it's got it's fun to be just fuckin' to whacked out alright so it has to have bungees good to know indeed alright let's do our first story here and right so we talked about this now this actually i don't know the lord giveth this week there's been some funny stories we are are blessid this week i said bless because i don't even don't necessarily this is and for us with this story is incredible alright so henry is a lot of quotes in this story coming up but what happened was shaggy two dope of course from the insane clown posse he attempted in uh sold on fred durst of course from limp bizkit well fred durst was on stage if you get a chance r o x x x tv dot com they have a full video of it there is probably on youtube and everywhere else but it is one of the funniest uh we did assaults in history so basically shaggy two dope wasn't a limp biscuit performance in new jersey which i think is the only state that allows you
biscuits are to still perform and what i was doing there on stage director now we forget that bender's is directing films now he's is passing limp biscuit and i am not even sit here and malign olympus get everyone they did this thing where it's like oh they became uncool and they're laughing at i rocked out to limp biscuit i'm going to say full disclosure i like that break stuff song because i the break stuff i was sixteen years old and you know who does want to break stuff no i'm not going to malign limp biscuit they serve the purpose that i like you know who i did like wes member the bassist for guitarist yes with the black yes yes the women loved him they did love him because he he is another one of those yeah all guys him was it from marilyn manson twenty they quickly ramirez yes i believe it was twiggy taken from the manson family of course absolutely but i'm saying is that i mean like there's a lot of girls out there that are for some reason very intrigued by a man that could probably suck his own dick it's all set
it's that lanky man syndrome where you know he's got a big penis because he's got long arms you know it's interesting growing up as large people's henry and i were all the women they like the kurt cobain they like the kurt cobain they like to commend the like sick with jesse can't from mtv and i was like i'll never even to speak to a lady of course i had a i spoke to a lot of ladies that a lot of girl friends friends that girls clarified well this is clarify i remember there was an old in tv interview with wes from lint biscuits and he's in his full white face he had to be and his eyes are the the black contacts yeah and the the the interview goes why did you make your face up like this and then west looks into the camera and says my parents took away my legos and i remember that being like so fucking cool to me that like oh dope yeah
it's like oh shit dude because his look was his look was i'm in beyond the black rainbow right he was of course which you don't want to be it's not cool definitely not kind of having a jeff hardy like face paint with the icon now jeff hardy wwe pulling that look off pretty well all so anyway so yeah i've sent the scene right set up businesses in mid screen missing that he had just finished singing the his george michael cover faith ok so now you know now you know this crowd is going crazy some people ride the shirt drop like they used to be in the 90s everyone screaming so no one really knows why shaggy two dope was at the concert let alone on the stage so he approaches i just come from the video right is that friend just fitting the screen all of sudden shaggy two dope just from the shadows right and he could he does what i could only consider eighty not a drop kick it's a more i flop it's a flop k
okay i'll give you a flop kick it is it is tempted drop kick from jay you tuned up which is a flop kick i don't know what to drugs he was odd or however car if your drive in your car right to stop pull over your car and look up the video becaus instead of the full ninety degree dropping angle that he should have been at he hit a probably a solid thirty three degree angle will until he was closed line by a security right so basically so he runs on stage and then this security guard that looks like chris farley from from wayne's world runs after him i believe it's in mid air when the security guard borges kind of pushes him down it's sort of rejects him like like look projected basketball or no no no no no and fred durst i don't even know if fred to realized it happened so he said he said he saw it happen fred durst comment to the out which is what a he couldn't even pull it off
and the security that intervene within their for mashed him into this age and the singer then said calm down it's just one guy right so they go really try to be easy on so apparently so does this beef come from nowhere i don't know i don't even like it well we see is that since then the blimp biscuits dj lethal has many things to say in a string of virulent instagram comments ok he said that up until now he was a quote unquote fan now before telling shaggy quote unquote pro step up i mean osaka stage russian cold cold i'm gonna get on tmz he also hold him a quote unquote made g quote unquote whack bro who put a quote just got back in court of code a big chess club teaser and he repeatedly asked shaggy where you at now apparently this is twenty year old beef that is the only really this yes yeah i cp they were saying like
there are come adam which is this at this some but what what magazine website called consequence of sound or to the performed at woodstock and they're really back in the day the bad with stock and fred when i'm going to message so what's ninety nine this is where all of this started yes really fred send a message i think via carrier pigeon to the van and said hey fred wants to hook up with icp wants to hang out with y'all ok they met up with they didn't know who fred durst one slowly right so they showed up and so according to them i guess fred durst was a mega superstar in ego doubt on them hard like look at them or anything while he talked to him them on the family values tour with cord at all those bands that at the last minute he told him to fuck them off the stage honestly family values tour would have been overtaken by i c p i c p can't be around other bands the
juggalos alone they're like they're like what's the name of that video game your army just goes and tax everybody and the e everyone anyway i forget the name of it civilization or something like that and that's what the gigolos would do they would cover any area that i cp is performing i don't think you could have him in a festival i would only they have their own they have their own festival for real world yes because they do a purpose but i would say is that i would encourage our fans to do the same anywhere for any other type of show let them know that you're there for she last podcast guest mr starting to break okay that's great inciting violence and by the way if you know if you this i see had beef with eminem as well i mean in haiti i c p eminem hated fred durst yes and then they all hated each other well of course i see p also from the great state of michigan cpas quickly detroit where eminem is from
they didn't like each other for a long time you know what we don't talk about the white rap feuds enough we know it needs to be talked about a little bit more because you know little saturn or a little bit cuter there are a little bit dumber but they're still they're still there you know they don't like each other honestly those those instagram comments work very mean very mean your script buyers here with fire filled with vinegar that's what i was saying it's filled with vinegar and you know what it is is that they are i cp say what you will about him i like him a lot of energy sure that's the main thing i'll say about i cp is that they have a lot of energy yes and i i think that they are trying to sort of situate themselves with other people 'cause you notice that people they feud with even lynn this i'm going to say are better performers then they are who that is going to you're going to get you're going to get your skull broke for that one do you mean to tell me that the
polanco will be called upon me like a new form of pumpkin head that you would act as a metric it's very dangerous you know i'm not i think the one icp has is their performance energy of course yes some of their music maybe not the best but i love there story being signed by disney and everyone who signed them at disney got fired because they never heard the music before and just thought they were fun rapping clowns and then when they heard the music they're like evil makeup on yeah anyway were called the insane clown posse top policy is a group of people that band together to murder other people yeah i guess so yeah or go find some gold or maybe go rescue a young person that's been kidnapped a young child i stand with icp because i lost my virginity to a juggalette
don't go into that conversation so we don't have to go buy the stuff that matters and you know what this is providing feedback to away with which the thing coming up between natalie and i and it's the sage words of blink one hundred and eighty two i guess this is growing up it's like that's all it is man it's grown up and understanding and owning or stories so that's not normally a story that we would cover here but it's just too fucking it's too good shaggy two dope will end up committing a crime they will end up on the show anyway i imagine well honestly are you in crombie what would the crime be i mean huck finn or something like that i think they're pretty not violent people judging by the attempted assault because it was one of the most adorable attempted assaults in the history of attempted assaults it is not yes there was not he is not a dangerous man if i if you say he's dropkick is a telltale sign about dangers who are you is not a dangerous person i you know why are you in with me and marcus style why marcus kinda have a pool although we like to do is we talk about kind of who's going to be dc
ritzy ding of a true crime story later on like that's going to be a super tragic story or something fuckedup is going to happen with this person and r number one guy that we think is going to do something fuckedup as mike michael phelps we both think that mike phelps will end up being a part of a very sensational true crime story in the next like one thousand and fifteen years what the hell would that be michael phelps the american hero see this is what the underlying conversation is about anti patriotism the anti americanism you just see someone wearing the gold who is given country so many w as the year we've had a really never been a good country when all my goodness all right mr cuomo lord okay what is with michael phelps is that because of that it's the people like seeing about true arc somebody like grow and when he had he already had his peak his peak controversy
smoking the bong but so i'm saying this is back in the day we it was this harmless think but because he was american hero and it's like he is ripe for fall you look at tiger woods right tiger woods in such a perfect example of it they are ripe for fallen a problem is that somewhere along the line we either just for your sub conscious week will allow these arcs to happen to us or completed ourselves i do believe that somebody like michael phelps has been put into a place where he so bored what is in his forties what you're going to be doing i mean that the night swimming work to think about the sport of swimming is you just do it your entire life because you're in water you know he's just english he swims like a shark he stop swimming he stops breathing he needs it and also when it comes to tiger woods he had an affair this is a true crime story would have covered that i will put it this way though if he could have he would have killed his wife i don't think you can
spread those kinds of lies can i category with the rangers i tiger is gonna come back by the way i'm rudy van birthday but it took a long time it because he couldn't squirt anymore no it wasn't quickly get this squared outlets work was in particular the golfing it was not what no it's because it is because his image was so squeaky clean yes is a mistake never make your image squeaky clean his notice we clean we're all human beings and that's why he had such a big focus dark i can't believe it he's like he's just a person he made a couple mistakes but it was you know there is something about starting your image wholesome and then going dark and then starting dark and going wholesome because corn just released their own line of coffee see this is the kind that's what i'll positioning yourself you know when you are entering the life of the public eye you understand you're in but you're going to be in body ing eighty percent
you're going to be embodying a thing and so with tiger woods he made himself super squeaky clean nike begging for the fucking balloon to be popped i think what you're saying is actually correct kissel and the idea is that we are all people we are naturally flawed and yes sometimes i'm going to be deflecting the drop kick from shaggy two dope shirt also sometimes i'm going to be showing you just how delicious this care we selected batch of we'll be in roasted beans all over from the delicate hands are fred durst and with you know look that's well did the you're allowed to do that because we all now know that fred durst it's a complicated rainbow over i know that and of course the coffee industry is a little bit corrupt as well a lot of mirrored errors happen within there's a lot of merit in battle of the means people are very caffeinated
another good example of that oh he's so nasty and gross howard stern who is now on what is in america's got talent like that is just wholesome enough for or against the opposite jimmy savile going like starting extremely long then once we even talk about that in july molesting children is it a career move it was happy it was his old but it was let's not alright i got a story here good gracious how do you say it's important to remember to be careful you pretend to be right because we are who we pretend to be this episode of side stories is brought to you by apostle avail will only on netflix starting october 12th it's one thousand nine hundred and five london particle son thomas richardson played by dan stevens where close to his home on we define that his sister is being held for ransom by a mysterious religious cult determined
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i just want to show one day in the future where i just wanted i don't even know what but i want it to be one hundred percent i don't even know you can't be too wholesome really related don't you sipping bud light with pomeranian on your knee and tell and reading the weather i think it's actually a story you ship sting position yourself right so that that is the thing so now you have to do tomorrow rent a car you need to leave it in the middle of the washington bridge but you need to have one of those epic style meltdowns and then you flip it with the healing path of benjamin castle and if you would like you know hair dyed blonde you're in a spa i would love that course the weather is very interesting we're going to be underwater in two thousand and fifty alright drunk this is a story drove through this is what do you want to call for this is what the only is what i want to cover
so this is a story out it comes out of our the wonderful state of minnesota hello go gold i can't say go back go i was gonna say go bike is going to go and do it i like all your catering can't go that far no can't do it odds of story the headlight is drunk birds are causing havoc in a minute the town but please say bill sober up soon it's a policing network minnesota are warning residents about a youthful group of residents unable to handle alcohol they're not majors nope there are local bird population this is according to police chief tight ecker or tide teacher he says the guy police department has received several reports of birds that appear to be under the influence under the influence flying into windows cars and acting confused in early frost at the berry so why is this happening in early frost meant that the berries had ferment earlier than usual hell yeah and the birds were eating them and getting
so basically they're getting slammed off of pruno ingria right so it yeah well it's a great story it is a great question is is that what else do the birds do besides just flopping around that's the good question henry incidents around town involving intoxicated birds appear to be more prevalent than in past years which i didn't realize they were prevalent at all at all yeah i think lou i guess the birds in gilbert minnesota they've always been very dangerous apparently as many have not migrated s so because it's warm in minnesota and i was just there a couple of weeks ago wasn't that warm but i guess it's war more than usual they just hang em it's warm for them so it's like thirty five degrees so they're just chilling out there would be like oh what are we already in florida it's like no you're not in florida you gotta minnesota so this is according to again it to what's happening this is according to tech are it appears that some birds are getting a little bit more tipsy than normal which again
and i realize they got drunk at all he wrote generally angry birds livers can't handle the toxins officially as more are birds he concluded there is no need to call law enforcement about these birds as they should sober up within a short period of time can you are you really calling the cops in the first guess so which is like why are you calling the police what is that what is that nine phone call what do you yeah there is a sparrow outside making what i can only assume are inebriated abbreviated bird is is it going to rape my father my now there's an old man i saw a video today that was a bunch of people on a boat and in a big whale came near the boat and scared them to the point where the woman on board called the police it's a whale whale was too close to the boat you know what the oh my god people need to stop
calling the police basically for anything you walk into your home and you find your mother dead and then you say ok i got a call the police here so they can come and figure out what the heck happened other than that never called please i don't understand this obsession of calling nine hundred and eleven what are they going to do i try you never call nine hundred and eleven unless i'm only well it's out there what does the what's the cop going to do to the whale is he could enjoy on the way i'll shoot issue the just gonna shoot it he's just going to shoot it and then come back another job well done i don't help you want him to do do you know who starts about shooting awala date man so i don't go to jail no more really really want in jail if he doesn't do a man too so according to some residents on facebook they say this is according to one little facebook comment he says this explains why i have hit seven birds
my car this week what are you doing seven personal weeks i would honestly just feel like am i at the devil am i being hunted am i in suspiria like what's going on here is this a volume day or on your way to work and then you have to scrape sparrows author grill like all their spattered guts all over the fucking theory but nights and ship all hard and stuff really haven't explained to your daughter what death is in terms of groups of birds being massacred by your car so this apparently this facebook thread really went on for quite a while one person so i was going to say something but i thought i was crazy this has been happening to maine seriously two birds dove into my windshield both on the way to work and on the way home i was wondering was going on that is honestly
it's truly horrified you're just driving your car you got birds attack you until poop poop poop poop four thousand nine hundred and eighty seven in one week that's a hell of a lot of burst meeting your car you know what upon re framing it is true because you know what it does sound like it sounds like the birds yeah it sounds like the movie the the fuqing the crazies or someshit sounds like everybody is in a very uh everything's going insane which is would be very very scary for everyone the police statement ended with a suggestion that residents of the small northern minnesota town call so they all request and they call if they see quote angry birds giggling giggling uncontrollably now they're be happy but i think so or tweety acting as if ten feet tall and getting into confrontations with cat so yes i think the cops and this is a pet peeve of mine when cops put on their comedy cap and they start using humor because again
an extension they're basically militarized at this point and they can just shoot your entire family they really just don't not nobody no no punishment at all no that's why i felt that if you see a comedian on stage with an ar15 going to hurt the jokes just like her don't like funny cops i don't like funny dentists no and i don't like you know i'd i'd ha it's just the fact that i'm going to say i could go with the funny dentist doctor knows doctor giggles gave the dentist a bad rap when it comes to their home when it comes through humor but at some times you're sitting there and it's a dentist can really hit you with a funny one and that's never kind of fun there literally never funny if the dentist want to be like interesting they should like right along board to work they shouldn't make jokes school that no no i don't want any hour the if you were renting a scooter to go be a dentist
that one of these disposable scooters you should not be working on on human bodies you should not be a for you should not be a doctor honest not i wanted my police officers the personality i want is the main protagonist in westworld the robot cow but i want to before he changes i want to yes ma'am yes sir collegial nice who is always just out there looking for the good of the people looking out for the good of the people i we have a lot of cops to listen to the show i thought i did it's not that i don't think cops can be funny it's hard when you're it's the it's not no person to person basis it's right top brass is making posted are jokes rights mean like what happens if your fucking daughter gets killed by a draw bird what is yeah what are you going do that okay but of course you wanna to cop bar get hammered with some cops you'll hear some funny story well have you guys seen the staircase on netflix no i haven't watched it ok well bird related is it really
don't i can't i can't say too much because the people get pissed off the one there is a section okay the one thing with netflix the staircase i'm looking at it what is it twelve episodes i just feel like i'm staring like a marathon and it's i don't know why alex is just like let's make it fifty five hours long like nothing has to be that long get to it a very shocking reveal okay yes that's what a long day today the very shocking reveal but it's a lot of content right does get to a point were just like what i watching and the whole episode they're just court footage and between doing the west memphis three it between west memphis three and doing casey anthony watching all that court footage makes me want to pluck my fucking eyeballs out i i don't know how lawyers do it i don't know lawyers do it or no jurors do it it's i i i don't know what i did did did too much it's well it's very droning the jurors do it because if they mess they go to jail for contempt of court wait she even get me on a jury i'm going to have some controversial views hey there
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royals another story this is a really fifteen story again ninety year old you don't really hear is this the oldest per in the we've ever discussed when it comes to a random murder i guess not so random is his step daughter but my god that's crazy yeah up to about apparently on it would seem to be where does the date he visited his stepdaughter he's nine years old he visited his sixty seven year old stepdaughter on september when he made a roughly fifteen minute visit around three hundred pm and he said that he was dropping off fresh made biscotte and pizza which so he made some nice pisco which is actually really difficult to make it double wake it is really difficult to make super good but what i'm going to say to this henry too good to be true too good to be so you're telling me this guy is such a saying he's like i am such a good man i got pizza which is incredible and then bisque
fresh but scotty i don't know what it to it does it does mean that type of person if you go all the way to make fresh may be go and then you stab your stepdaughter to death because of what it when they put in police arrive sometime that fifteen minute window they found her body she had been in the neck and dalzell overhead multiple times and had the knife still initiate a knife in her placing her hand and pizza everywhere which is also i'm afraid the way you will be found kissel wow honestly yeah it'll be it'll be similar to the autopsy photos of chris farley but instead of a huge heroin bubble coming out my mouth it will just be pizza pepperoni yes that because i did think that yours you're gonna say she he will stab her with the stiff the scotty i always a friday it's from a few steps he wanted to have give you wanted
we have a little bit of gift but it's also nice oh when you dip it in an ice coffee get a nice little cappuccino just like slip it in there and get a little softened long snapping up there nice almond discot i love it so much this is what i kathy corner i just want to talk about but yeah yes anyway but what happened was we were there was this woman getting stabbed it up it wasn't exactly right away the cops they didn't find her body for a couple today's her neighbors are like where is she answer the cops go in there and they're like what the heck happened here something went horribly wrong obviously they check out her fitbit and what's so fascinating about these devices were all wearing they met they monitor everything uh that's going on inside of our bodies seeing the way they're positioning the story is there like thanks to fitbit that this man was caught using surveillance cameras to locate his car to drive when they said they tracked him that he arrived the the navarre's parkway at three twelve and let
at three hundred and thirty three pm they saw it on cameras as it did according to her fitbit the heart rate rapidly increased at three hundred and twenty and then completely abated at three hundred and twenty eight we say can we just at least say what the maybe the original reason for the spike was a bite of fresh got all that pizza fresh made pizza open up i open my arms pitter patter and what if she just likes it outside of a heart attack and he's just like a cute the body no the my fresh b scotus killing everybody it's gonna ruse might ruin my purse gold business and so then he stabs her dead body all little time ten frames that as a frantic suicide on but what i don't like a the best initial positioning of the story is it's the same thing as the story when they said that they use the alexa as evidence in court well the praising yes it's a bit
me alexa right the way the frame the story as you see the constant monitoring of people that's it allows us to not commit crimes or catch the bad guys so it keeps us kind of constant state of as long as i'm not gay to have everything as long as i'm not guilty of anything what is it sure that i'm constantly surveiled twenty four yeah which is a thing that's happening in china right now with the social credit system which is the more and more i read into the more and more like they're getting all of you social rewards and social punishments for doing things that are against the state or against other people it down to like littering down to smoking and non smoking areas but then to now to fly they're not allowed to get into universities there not well job but they you know how there are monitoring it which means it the combo of the phone yeah cctv device in your own home that are turning it
gigantic big brother where in china is becoming one thousand nine hundred and eighty four and it'll right at eight it's becoming the brave new world and we are just releasing ourselves using the gadgets that were purchasing in order to make our lives going to quote easier which they do kind of all i mean i does the fitbit really make your life easier it doesn't it do cares yeah i agree and we should do a deeper dive on that there's a great article what's it called no dark places no shadow could know shadowy crevices which is actually also a part of my nude shoot that's excellent i want my first nude for playgirl merican alright yes that story on china will do a deeper dive maybe in the next episode on that because it is real it's a horrifying situation and it's interesting how people are just volunteering to give up all of their freedoms because it's a fitbit because it's smart watch and again there's a great three felonies today you don't even know how many crimes are committing the crime
statutes are so broad and so bag they can get you for anything including resisting arrest which is literally the arresting you for nothing and then you try to resist now you were arrested for resisting arrest they just create a problem they create a crime anyway that's also i just hold my knees that's very good hold my knees and so what they're saying is so they to come back to the case they went they found bloody clothes at his home okay is let's see what i do like is that he is his last name is his his name is anthony i ll minor v this is true distantly related to danny aiello i don't know danny i yellow one time he called me hollywood he was very very nice yet a comedy club in in the hoboken new jersey did he did will so apparently they found a they found bloody clothes hey hello home ninety and they said that on a day of the two was told that the deposit of blue
blood on his clothes were not localized in one area more consistent with a splatter indicated that he might have cut his hand and shaking it while he was wearing one of those shirts 'cause he says he quote cuts himself all the time so going through a goth phase at ninety what's happening exactly also dude that great way even if you didn't commit this murder you're going to the home you can't cut yourself all the time you obviously shouldn't be living alone if you are well i all i know is that he either got confused and he murdered his stepdaughter or there was i don't want to be like god knows what the hell i mean i mean technically he is innocent until proven guilty clue what he's done maybe there's a lot of evidence pointing his way towards him murdering his daughter he contends that there was somebody else in the house ok
i mean honestly that was what struck me in the story ninety years old again i haven't really heard of a ninety year old being able to pull off a really graphic brutal stabbing like that but i guess you never know we know livable love a fairy tales could come true it could happen to you if you young at heart i'm with you singing it last night that's not weird all right here yeah alright we got one horror story now this one this is the henry zebrowski world oh yeah you biology it's ufology i believe a yes it is so will get will get a lot of insight here i know henry has a lot to say about this basically of was spotted over myrtle beach and onlookers were dissed but i'm also sure a lot of on lookers if i know myrtle beach the way i know i know myrtle beach we're pretty hammered and absolutely loved it yes i don't seem to be the videos of this ufo as a lot of people go
there there y'all and it's uh it's pretty wonderful it pretty wonderful footage because the light this going it's very spooky dookie spot over myrtle beach on this so the video was taken on august fifth but it was only uploaded an auger october fourth yeah i know we need a leader why do you sit on it for so long i just feel like you must be an old the two minutes video to move on the mutual ufo network in a part of the reason why people don't report is because they're not taken seriously okay so mysterious lights that were spotted over myrtle beach in south carolina this again was in august now it raises questions where the lights came from and what the hell are they doing up there but they're pretty okie dokie they are so if you get a chance again go in there check it out on youtube its ufo sighting filmed in myrtle beach so now would you describe what people are going
you're looking at it they haven't seen it yet what kind of ufo is this or this is an orb these are orbs they look get there floating in the sky they don't look like shit i tell you what i don't know what the hell it is i mean like again i haven't done my shadow hours yet because technically they could be would they always say is that ball lightning when i look at them they don't look like ball lightning they look like what they would maybe be maybe be reflective things in the sky which maybe could be sweat by the storm but normally normally when you see the norm when you see things reflec in the sky it has sort of like a blink blink like you could see the light catch it like when you switch it but you're watching this five objects in the sky sort of hover like there on strings right the original queer kenneth arnold wouldn't kenneth r
first saw ufo where the term flying saucer came from is to sort of wobbly asses actor will like word of hover in the sky like they're they're hanging yeah look bad and would props from an ed wood film yes but they are we're weekend essent lights that are floating between the storm clouds and i'll tell you what i'm going to give it a dope with the capital being in love and it won't i'm loving it and a dope with a capital d that's kind of fun dare i say the person now this is this person was anonymous they do not want to be known as henry said they probably just don't want to deal with being called a wack job or something but this is according what the person wrote on said he said taking pictures in our or she don't even know taking pictures and time lapse incoming storm they were taking pictures and time lapse of the incoming storm i was taking the pictures off the edge of a long pier after dark so there were no reflective surfaces around i did not notice the objects until i returned home and check the photograph and video so that's pretty
fun if you check it out and then you're like that's like when you see a haunt image in the bag are ghost yeah that's pretty cool i got a shot like when you look at your work well so far is that too except i still haven't seen anything but i think there's a lot of good planes that are a lot of ufo sightings are going down and you know what i'm going to try do that to what people not looking up from there phones really you need to look at the sky let's say like yeah maybe that makes me an old fuckin' crank maybe i sound an old man right you've been around wishing things were the way they work which a bunch of little boys in the street selling papes and hit in a circle with the stick and that was what that was when things were that was what was fun then the decade the time of the news he i don't think you were alive during that time i was all you only and stuff like that apply goes back on the rise because no one's vaccine anymore but back when santa fe was a place people wanted to go our
no and i nowadays know everyone blue to the big boops sit there doing the cooking the clocks getting their likes in their hearts and what not right it should be looking to the sky scanning the sky seeing the stories that were told by the heavy it's to the native americans and i love that i love native american lore and there they are right about spirituality we need to get back to the earth ok i love corn i love tenth i love the idea of praising the animals and i love the idea of crazy in the spirits and things like that i like i like the native american lower quite quite a bit you know it's nice are your yep oh got a good yes is that a tent it's big tent cool i do those i will say yes i don't know what's going on to stop looking down but i will also say don't just look up look straight to i can't even tell you how many people just they just run into and i'm
the softest wall so they're like thank you insane asylum right so just look every now and again i find myself ever told you that your body is like the wall of an insane asylum no but i think that's uh it's mildly offensive so that i could work on but it's also cozy so and we're all softap yeah i liked insoft how software you no i don't care i don't shannon tatum that little head anyway i don't want that kind of body channing tatum lives in a world of misery ok we're going to just say this right now if you look at the mark wahlberg schedule they get up at three hundred o'clock in the morning to workout alright and yeah they look good and yeah they have means of dollars any other super famous and yeah they stick their wick and every gay pimp and everywhere in every town they drift into well they are they happy no i don't i don't know if they're happy it would make me very happy i'll tell you that much
yeah i like a book i like a good book just a good documentary you know just give me suck dispossessed ursula k le and i've already said that i was i was simplifying the last time i was talking about it and it's true i do barely understand it but will say a true anarchic society takes him ten responsibility ok yes and of course it's not actually possible thing because someone will want power you got to be ever vigilant that's the whole point of this society is is that constant vigilant is very difficult to maintain that type of equality well it just seems like there's other things to do in the world well yeah there's a lot of things to do in the world we would not be technically be able to work in that world of anarchism because we are we work upon the largess of others actually opposite we are we truly just jesters we're troubadours then only live upon the favor of our fans i want to say thank you for the fact that you're even here listening to us yes we love you very much all right so you
so that video check out that video you have site ufo sighting filmed in myrtle each compelling stuff and yeah keep on looking up to the skies you know we have some peace sometimes people will come up to us and they might say something a little bit creepy about oh i want to on your show if you want to make it on the show find a ufo just member that it kind arrives if you want to make it on the show finding find a ufo you said then we will talk about that we will show that we will blast it out our live stream which can we announces back soon yes live stream is coming back yeah week of halloween we're coming back the tuesday before halloween so if you have any ufo footage shooter doorway will play it on the adult swim live stream for you that will be tuesdays at eight hundred pm i cannot wait to start that show again we've missed talking to you so much and cannot wait we'll help also we will be recording for our creepypasta episodes remember email we're going to be doing this on october 23rd we're going to
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