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Side Stories: JonBenét Was My Friend

2019-09-11 | 🔗

Ben 'n' Henry break down this week's true crime stories: a missing undersea observatory, a missing penis, a toddler fights off a mountain lion, and MORE.


This is an unofficial transcript meant for reference. Accuracy is not guaranteed.
is it okay to escape the lost sumptuous louis parisi and birmingham uk yeah baby we're at right now by looking the highway he could smell the fumes you could smell the fish and chips residue yeah man puddles in the street were in work class england birmingham resuming this is where the great band black sabbath is from this is where they understand this is where they got there darks how they were super dark and it's going away where they get their all their benefits taken care of and they live in a perfect christian society and they have to figure out a way to rebell against it by becoming evil they actually do
you could see heat now why ozzy osbourne was so somber here in a highway and those cars i'm going by zoom zoom zoom zoom isn't that exciting you know what to it's also just straight up like you look at the in room dining in the u k and it's just a different flavor it's the way if you order today what were you thinking about getting what i was looking at one thing was i ball and was the chicken liver parfait the end the case the state owned freaks that was what it was prime cut full face rump is how they call the meat here full space rum and they said best serve pink oh you're going to watch jon benet ramsey's corpse oh my hey what's up everyone how you doing this inside stories yeah i'm staring at henry we are uh the road my the exhausted but of course it's always wonderful to speak with you want
i think everyone who came out to our show in manchester manchester with the fund choose it it was unbelievable is what i would call it henry unbelievable we spend our entire day spitting loogies into a bucket kiss alone i got some mysterious drinkers disease is fine marcus despite so i am wondering if it's all the sugary snacks all the sugary drinks perhaps that's creating a coding cancer on his endocrine system exactly basically all of the all of the weird all you'll see in the in the fate met the weird bits in all his will onion flavored will snow maxis eaten all day and then he tries to describe to me his his his way of eating him he's like don't worry henry i don't eat them all at once them little bits at a time and i let him just stay open in my bag i looked into his bag his like carry on bag it's just filled with half you'll well should
for bags of pickle and onion i think will called like can chickens i think they're called munchkins and they're absolutely i'm just going to say disgusting disgusting are gross but of course we do have a lot of news stories from the uk speaking of chips there was two new stories this week i want your focused on this one very very big sock well i have to say so too we're recording on nine slash eleven and there was zero coverage area serial you can they are letting it pass they're letting it go they have forgotten but they did cover something very interesting man who opened up his heinz beans and there but there was in there now the sauce except for one bean and then they put him on the cover then today that was his name that was his nine hundred and eleven and then today a man opened up a bag of crisps which is what they called chips over here heissel are you being really continental right now i'm being very continental and he opened up the back of
and you know what there was just one little fluff her in there she was so little puffer the look on his face because it showed him with the one crisp white on the bag emptying him this triumph but look of like got chopped gotcha not sure so he's been waiting for this to fuckin' come down pipe for him this is his ship this is a european this is a uk epidemic apparently there i'm working in one of these factors that just put one little puffer in the bag of crisps and putting one being in the canister of being bees in here they eat a lot of fucking being bale of the beans and i mean honestly i mean i don't mind being it just like sometimes i don't need to be we are both of the mind you know not that we don't always agree but there are things obviously we differ appan sure when it comes to food but both of us are like beans for me as a man's we tional i like during campaign when you're playing
well i like him a mexican food yes i like him a tri tip mixed in at a barbecue restaurant sherman i barely get him because only three spoonfuls of it 'cause i'm trying to pull up the beans trying to absolutely and if we will at least hear slathering beans it's all being related like ann supple breasts from the who's tommy and then you ever see the movie i never i never did see who's tommy who is it you missed that boat what was what was it about it's about the blind deaf kid who plays pinball you know that that's what that song is based off of pinball wizard yes right the who's tommy is a very famous rock musical rock opera as it were done by the who that's what's called the who's tommy technically it's called tommy but it's written and produced by the who i thought it who's tommy know it's like how fast and the furious presented hobbs i'm sure all right the who presented tom tommy but tommy was fake
he's not real as the hobbs and shaw isn't that sad this is the movie rudy about the life of a real person rudy ruettiger but indeed is not nearly as romantic or as triumphant as they make it seem that movie you because they wasted a bunch of people's football careers letting a mentally handicapped man blow will play this is so everybody could applaud when he released him back to his home but what you don't understand is in the movie they're like oh my god they carried him off the field and it was so unbelievable that's a waste of time well you know it was a joke laughing at him and that's when they carried off as a lark but in the film you know they disney fight it
the way for yeah actually isolate rhyme stories to get to today yeah i suppose because we are still talking about food i mean it when we're on the road together we do talk about food extensively what's because we're here and it's kind of funny to see the true differences between the two con yes i know we'll have obviously have a lot of listeners and u k it's where we're traveling all over the k too i imagine they're being you know vigorously insulted waiting by this point they're used to being roasted by american on the last episode though we did mention this was the last relaxed fit episode i mean imagine pure but your meat bear meets a and i have to say out of all the things we've ever talked about whether it be to nine hundred and eleven jon benet ramsey or now mormonism or mormonism i have never received it's many honey mails not even exaggeration huntington close to five hundred between dm s mentions on twitch
right mentions on instagram i'm just straight up emails right so we can't read them all but i think the overall consensus is you can eat it you can read it and people do it but it's greasy it's great so said the there we go same same thing in emails i want again i always say the emails i mean so much to us when you reach you especially when we specifically ask you for information you guys fucking did it thank you for that thank you no oh god speaking and that's what made me think of that's what i mean yeah i know you little burp in there but bear sausage yes it is commonly served in a sausage becaus of the texture and nature of the bear sausage there's also a thing called the blueberry or any blackberry bear which is bears that are supposed to be technically they do taste like they do taste like what they do wait so you're supposed to get him in the spring there's all things i've learned from emails yeah he's supposed to get him from this spring because they eat the bear
the black bears become sweet their fat becomes bluewing you can also serve it be i've had people say that oh i ate it on a stick another guy say i hated him mistake i'd rather be like oh my cousin makes it in a barbeque setting you can do a lot with you i have my cousins bear jerky and they all say the same thing it's mediocre all right there it is so thank you so much for waiting on that we do we could stay you can send other emails now you can we got it side stories l p o t l at g mail dot com shoot us emails about anything other than we got it so far we have actually this story was a little bit older this is actually from last week but we just didn't get to it and henry and i wanted to cover today we're going to go to alabama oh you and this story is crazy dude zero from bbc news alabama shootings boy
teen years old admits killing five family members so this dude is a is accused of killing three of us siblings aged six months five and six and his father and his stepmother he's being charged as a juvenile right now but uh they might be those charges up and make him an adult although again fourteen years old man what the hell is it's about henry guy i mean i'd we will get into some detail as to as to why he did it he snapped because he didn't realize that his mother was his stay mother apparently they do not tell him that his mother was a stepmother he tried to cover it up like they were kind of smart not to because they were like maybe if we do he'll kill us so i mean i think that well or let's break this down south this execution style in the middle of the night he showed them one by one by one including i believe it was a five month old a six year old and i believe i don't
five in says six month old a five year old and a six year old and then his mother and father step mother and father and they were all very young the father was only thirty eight and the mom was thirty five so this is a young new family as is a young family he ask for the whole family by guess who just recently told him that his mom is that released mama was a step mom not remotely blaming the parents what someone is normal information also don't you think if you do wait until there around twelve or thirteen i guess it's i honestly i it's hard to know when to tell the child i think you tell a child as soon as they are able to understand but maybe fourteen is when kid was going to be able to understand maybe this kid was like maybe the parents were like you know a little emotionally mature let's wait until we think handle it i mean obviously he couldn't we're going to wait to see what else comes out about this kid we have a really i haven't seen any really other information about no the nature of this kid's emotions i don't know if they were we're going to talk a lot about that because he was so young but i think that you tell
like it is early as humanly fucking possible i think that you tell a kid four years old five years old explained that there are different final families and i know they're not going understand your it's very interesting the way he took as you were talking from the perspective of a boy that literally just had people thrown in your house that you had foster brothers there's none of that she was explained to you so you are you variance this so you viewing this as like well i didn't kill everybody oh i see we did not kill everybody i was twelve years old and then i learned very quickly that sometimes father's have so with their children and it's disgusting so i learned that level that's called hyper speed yeah you're like oh i don't know people did that yesterday i was playing with batman and today i'm learning about some disgusting things that adults do yeah exactly the the mystery their children and then sometimes the children are taken away by the state and given to your family but none of that was asked you weren't asked even
your opinion you just had foster brothers and sisters i you know i think it's beautiful with your parents did but it would be nice now we're little clarity would have been nice a little clarity understand that i agree with you on so i'm not saying that this is remotely warranted in any way shape or form but whatever we're seeing here that is this is very similar to the defeo family from in emeryville oh really if you think about it it's not i mean not remotely but the fact that one dude killed all the rest of the family in that sense absolutely i think i don't think there's much acid was involved so you never know maybe it fourteen kids are dropping acid i mean i would certainly drinking at twelve who know hold up or how we learn the idea of well just kill everybody there's a thing because you mentioned how it literally was like a gestapo tactic where you just put a bullet behind the head so she must have seen something where he's like oh that's how you do it wolfenstein you
you're gonna blame wolfenstein i think with this you're gonna this is bull furnished i will finish i i ought to great game all three of the new games are incredible it is very it's very scary did yeah that this kid automatically jump to killing everybody instead of because back in my day when all you see kate you run away from home sure it was the nineties you could do anything you could hitchhike it was safer than hell we would choose to have a they're all their weird adolescent ways to that's why i think what you said is correct i think it's gonna find of this kid obviously had a either a history of problems yeah or he he had some i motional imbalance obviously but it's not even like the adoption thing i understand because my you know i think a lot of siblings do that thing where they're like you are adopted and it was obviously in my case my brothers tried to pull off in my mom and i look exactly alike and i'm also super tall like my dad and i was like you know what i think it's probably probably
and i know that push it yeah that's exactly what i said when i was eleven years old yeah that's what i screamed at my older brothers but i understand like the adoption thing would be a little bit more like damn my entire it has been a life who are my parents but this is just a step mom this is such a low level thing that you don't like it not that challenging to explain to get i don't think judging by port hub step moms and their children are doing just fine i think it's much different if you were like that that offered soul garlic tried maybe i chose a receipt i the us the op different card to found oh so your mother was also my daughter and i knew at this speed test vagina oh my data with my disagreements cracked so i've i do see what kind of rush and all i could make of a child which my shipments inside of the vagina in which my shipments make that's a harder
say that is a harder conversation that's a disgusting conversation joseph for it's all i believe he's dead now it's filled with candor though actually i'm he might think that he died it denny i throw me check back checker back checker quick message from the fact checker here booby booby booby booby booby booby boob back jack he is still alive josef fritzel the he is one of the worst human beings i would put fritzel and the toy box killer together as maybe the worst two people that we've ever talked about now he is still alive he is eighty four years old four years young he is old and he is living in a prison he's incarcerated at garston abby and evidently he still has a wife rosemary frites anyway everyone said he was like fun the documentary about his related news liked two years ago there was about him i forgot i was called i think like
my daughters my wives my banks my lobs lego set i'm not god by i hope not honestly i hope one i hope what i said is not true i'm sure the so what do we leave it out with the story were more information is going to come out about this fourteen year old kid yes we're going to find out exactly what's going with them or not because he's a minor when you might ask but now this is the question and this is always the question up for debate ten years old he is a child he childishly do you charge this person as an adult i believe that we have a rule and i don't know why the roof been able to do this for so long same thing in wisconsin with with slender man stabbings those were twelve year olds it's like if we want you have a standard of like you're an adult at this age this is when you can give consent this is when you can legally have intercourse then i do believe we should be charging minors as adults he probably needs to be in a home he needs in a hospital for a long long long time in jail is not going to help this kid no
he's going to make a fourteen year old a sociopath even more so and he's just going to become hard this is going to become like michael myers the severity of the crime in the way that they planned it he lied the police he tried to tell them that somebody came in and broke in the house and so they they then realize like that was total fucking bullshit so he immediately confessed the slender man stabbings those two little girls i mean the one logmein little girl technically planned the whole fucking thing which is all this like difficult weird gray area but prison does not rehab these kids and they are so young that you'd like to think that there was places for them to go but we were just give there i believe it's called adam son the documentary from h from hbo it's either that or mother of the it's it's about a sociopathic miles yes yeah i like that movie children of rage that we all that came out all black twenty years ago where the
problem though is that with the mental health issue so we have in america we don't have the beds we don't have the infrastructure to help these kids to private hospitals that are the wealthy people can put their kids in there and send him away but if you to go to a state run hospital good freaking luck because those are basically just become what prison is don't have good mental health care in this there are good ways still these but the most of its like we gotta get you before you do who the crime without you in prison well that is an interesting conversation so it's not bear meat that's not the question this week the question is should a fourteen year old regardless of how heinous the crime is be charged as an adult janice l p o t l at g mail dot com and beer meet we know we don't we we not it's pink you again cleaver thank you like forrest gump talking about about all the different ways here meet can be prepared i want to
story from gizmodo okay large underwater observatory disappears without a trace of baffling scientists is crazy is articles written by george divorce ski hello yeah fellow polack a large mon touring station used to gather important scientific data in the baltic sea has mysteriously vanished the underwater territory which had been on the sea floor since december two thousand and sixteen the sea floor so it's attached the fucking bottom of the ocean on the bottom of the ocean managed managed by the geomar omar heading hold center for ocean research keel and the headquarters center you stopped on august twenty first at fifteen pm local time transmissions from the three hundred seven three hundred and thirty thousand dollars station came to a sudden halt divers were dispatched to the site only defined much to their astonishment that the entire structure was gone save for asir
did transmission cable according to a gm our statement so do we know where spongebob and his friends were and the day of the i p b y a want a trial i want a trial i want to see spongebob spongebob on trial we were doing some research and amber are friend neil the mark as he gave our chris and i a personalized tour of of edinburgh you should do this in the center of town with you should put a guy up on a fuckin' cross right lucid tie up his arms up on the side of the cross and they used to put this kind of head piece that would hold his head back and they would gut him and they would pull not as full contestants writing around around his torso a bunch and burnham and make him eat him and shit 'cause that's i believe that just called being drawn and then your quartered after that oh ok that's the being drawn that's what should be done to sponge bob do that to sponge bob i don't know if he hasn't testings or not that's up for debate how does he ship that is another question up for debate but also up for debate
is how the hell did these people get down there to the ocean floor and how did they do it undetected here and why would they do it back to the article the observatory was in any restricted area off the northern coast of germany boats including fishing tools are not allowed into the area that somebody or a group of individuals remove the observatory remains the most plausible explanation other factors such as a massive storm heavy current or even marine animals were ruled out as potential this is owing to the weight of the instrument okay so a couldn't have done it this thing huge labeling the sharks i'm not blaming the sharks i love shark no one has any clue they've known away it's gone the station collected data about water temperature nutrients salinity the speed of water flow and concentrations of or fill in methane this data was used to evaluate the health of the ecosystem
in and around the southwestern baltic sea now they say that there is evidence of other giant like underground shipwreck i'm missing yeah most time its treasure hunters people stealing them two basically sell for scrap or sell for whatever they feel that if you steal this thing right theoretically you don't know how to use this and you don't care about it you want to sell it on the black market is the size of a small car and is this really that sought after of a of an object of a scientific object what are you going to do with this is it going to be sold on the dark web at this point i wouldn't be surprised if there's just two stoners sitting in their living room staring at it being like what the are we supposed to do bunch of out of their hair thursday was up crazy bro but we
do this man what are we going to do with it i got all the seaweed in my living room the landlords can be so bugging bizman but the missing observatory consists of two racks one weighing two hundred and fifty kilos five hundred and fifty pounds and the other one hundred kilos two hundred and twenty pounds racks include a frame holding the power supply along with a heavy cable connecting the station to the coast and a frame to hold the sensors both racks were want to quote removed with great force from their position i would assume so now they have no clue they said the data that was collected was quote was quote unquote downright part priceless but they have no clue what someone would gain from stealing this unless some other state actor but they are also there's no evidence saying that unless also of course it is the great cthulhu be cthulhu oh let's blame it on the russians why not it very interesting and we will figure out hopefully they will figure out who
who stole this one thousand six hundred pound thing you think that it wouldn't be that hard to find out it's all it was monitored by the government has any but they got the data though the osh i don't get scared that if there's aliens that's where they are they're they're down there swimming somewhere oh cancel your starting to absorb i absorb bloody with like spongebob bob all i don't think he poops he better poop if you would then every time he would squeeze he would be squeezing out poop you are who you think what happens when you actually i mean i'm so fucking biologists right because we're not i don't go to your fucking school i don't have time i was busy to go to your fucking biology or playing dungeons and dragons i wasn't busy that's not being busy that's actually not busy it's busy examining my imagination but i imagine if you take a natural it's just from the ground and you squeeze it all it does come out of it is chez maybe again toss it for the audience to sponges real sponges do they have penises i don't know but you know
great segue into this story speaking of squeezing something let's go to north shall we so all the way north carolina a woman was arrested after she tied up her husband and you know what she did henry she cut up his john you go girl i don't know what happens is your girl she was been living in a live i have no idea she was feeling passion she was still passion men great till they gotta be great you know i i heard liz now and i think it's wonderful i took a dna test and i'm one hundred percent is that what it says no man this is off man maybe is that what it said when they caught the golden state killer and then he took a dna test and i'm one hundred percent that bad yeah so she at knifepoint she tide up her husband so we're huh must have already been scared of her 'cause he
it's like i don't even know like if natalie comes at you with a knife and she's like i'm going to tie you up i'm going to say just really no we don't it is time to say it's really very tough to say because in the end she i mean i don't want to be held at knife point but i feel i feel like we can negotiate but i feel like also at that point if i'm at knife point i'd like to think i'm evaluating how do we get here how did we get here well did not seem to evaluate that very well because he ended up getting tide up not victim blaming whatsoever of course but do we know what he did what happened do we know anything well there with her name is victoria phrag but and his james frappe and a spokesperson and for the sheriff's office released a press release saying i arrived james he's sixty one years young claim that his wife pulled out a knife and tie come up inside the number tell you what i have no idea what it was about
no no no know it's of you don't listen well i have no idea what this conflict is okay she came home she pulled out the knife he she tide she tied him up she then cut off his penis and then the authorities they were able to recover it and they did put it on ice like a little like it's like but if your is on ice it's never good and he never a good not even if you're just it's sore from fucking no it's not good no matter what and he was taken to the hospital we have no word if they've been able to attach the franken of course it shades of john bobbitt come to mind no the recent memory series that came out about or lorena bobbitt really did a good job of showing just how much abuse llerena bobbitt went john bottle was such a colossal piece of shit and he is not stopped
being a p no he's a horrible person yeah he's so he he he's go will constantly capitalizing on what he believes is a funny version of fan and the losses being a city got its own back on the oj simpson of having his penis cut off but i don't know why this we'll see what happens here like is this woman gone mad is there a lot of reasons why i can't help but think i don't know if your getting your cock cut off not by a stranger a stranger it's more like can you please be great we have to i'm going to give the benefit of the doubt to the man who had his penis cut off at this point because this will be tide up her husband and cut off his penis so i'm not going to be like oh my god she's a victim here it's i'm gonna say the victim is the victim currently go read about it was specifically a specific story about cutting off that is a very specific story and yeah watch the documentary if you haven't watched it yet honestly i get it i understand why she snapped it had to be done but still don't cut
these penises and then there's the sheriff at least this man that is they had a little bit more respect for his p nis they put it on ice like like it's like it's a fine wine but with bob it the cop just stepped it was like there it is nerd if that's the period the big talling pointing from this guy down he just point it doesn't want to touch it 'cause he thought it would can gay get it there's nothing like a separate penises in makes me so hard it makes me think about fireman of the sliding up and down pull of course naturally so that is yet another story of a being cut off i feel like once a month we just a bevy of stories like this so you know what be careful out there people are agitated people are agitated be careful out there but there's no reason to cut somebody's penis off use your words user words tried it and you know what also ladies instead of getting the cock cut off because then you go to jail right you want to get baking a man you got that money get that money yeah all you have to do is divorce
i don't know how much money the fraud but family had but nonetheless not about the frog good family line of flat butt jeans would about the flat but gene legacy there leaving behind who loved the flat butt jeans you can get him at mills fleet farm or lanes farm and fleet those are shoe stores in the midwest there was it was a family and they got into a fight millan in blaine and then mill got to call it fleet farm and the other guy called at farm and fleet it's not like they didn't cut each other's sucking cock so we don't know that yet they do us small flat butt jeans though but this story this is when you want to talk about it it's about the french beaches 'cause you're a beach baby yeah i love talking about bj's z o b j nothing wrong and we're not exhausted all this is just great book it help me ma'am so what every little little do people know henry is a beach guy
love the beach like to roll around in the ocean i like subjecting other people to my body you have no problem doing that because you know what's nice is that i saw on tours and i have my fucking sexy hot wife she's beginning and then they have to see me next to her i do be like you take and the pixels per full sugar to make them in a single you know you get you you are doing a good job rubbing off on me a little bit when it comes to body confidence i like to stay fully closed from head to toe another good honest person but you really let it would you let your freak flag fly out see my fuckin' handles see my back hair that's me that's the dream maybe you made it to the beach babies you made it all the way to the beach but now the beach might kill you now this comes from new york post slime that can kill you in seconds taking over francis beaches by jackie sallo now we are we are living in a fucking trump donald trump is president and now this
machining virus that's happening in florida that's right we've got this fucking bullshit let's to this francis bj's have been inundated by lethal geez what experts say has the potential to kill sunbathers within seconds is a horror movie if you really at a clip yeah i did the clip is fluorescent green slime washing up on the shore it's like the blob it is the blood yeah fears of high and six bj's we're closed as summer in brittany as the killer slime took over the vacation destination who is also from the guardian it's a shame this place is let me take back so you guys can understand it i want to set it in proper the set set the proper tone okay it's a shame these play for come to be associated with this said on ok i'll leave rio environmental activists who warned that large amounts of green algae on the beaches can
kill you in a sec that's horrified piles of toxic alji have covered the shore on the during coasting you're so due to the over fertilization of near fields draining into the ocean according to the news outlets sludge which releases poisonous hydrogen find gases that can lead to loss of consciousness and cardiac arrest as washed up on the shores for decades environmentalists say that the problem has in the summer due to exceptional weather and at least two people have died far dozens of animals this is yeah we got the amazons unfired we got we got we got uh this caps melted the world is changing this is the beginning of our future for all the oceans are going to start killing us their rising up to kill us it's insane but that's just word
you're living in a cartoon dystopia starting to come about we psychically projected this onto ourselves we we wanted this sub for some reason and now we're in and we got a deal with it i know speaking of dystopian future we did get sent this article multiple times but i have to debunk it marty the robot the headline he was accused of sexual harassment but more but it's a made up story and also if you think about it more the robot has no hands he's bump against you you could buy a big as you or i would assume it in order for you to be sexually harass right i mean i'm gonna try to be too blue here your posts you have to like be out you mean i don't if you know if you're going to if out by marty you were uh bent over spread eagle waiting for marty he then they'll do blind or with the whatever that the half headed grocer boy he would have to have the real controls and really point
marty titled your marty doesn't have remote controls he just he's allowed to nilly wander around but he goes towards spills okay interesting point and no did remember that way so what wrote until really what would we we're doing our meeting great yesterday it was i will i love that you gave the people are you friends out here are the funniest group of mother fuckers they are great they are the best but yes women talk about uh if we got a message from a fan saying oh my god my heroes i was wetter than others pockets never comes marty theory is still on i'll the meet and greet line for the last podcast on the left are right his story sent to me by a listener by i believe the name is it is carmax okay here we go
it was just it's a very interesting interesting letter about their magical works and talking about would a very scary experience they did while doing a binding which i'll save for a later episode because i want to be able to read the whole article but they sent an article that i i love this is just right up my wheelhouse ok let's go the teos news is it tails i won't go or is it touse go with both of 'em it's close encounter of the hunters in alien kind this is written by staci matlock bow hunters joss brinkley and daniel lucero dressed in camouflage gear looked a little uncomfortable sitting in chairs at a local newspaper 'cause i like this dan course they do i went back to santa fe county residents had just come to taos after several days in real good terrain years chat all day long or yeah also called pot mountain north west of town near you mountain they had a strange tale to tell and they weren't
the reception we're a couple of days a normal even munch but we believe now brinkley said they went hunting for a the encountered aliens or something else so strange they don't know what else to call it but they say these are people that are not prone to seeing things and they don't particularly believe in aliens opening the bow hunting season was sunday september first the two men had gone a couple of days early to scout the area for elk they set up belong tree line in a different sides of a field and waited after three hours of noelke brinkley became restless was about nine hundred and thirty am something to wake up so damn early it's hard to take care of these animals is i take off walking creeping around who was looking for elk brinkley said you reach the top of the mountain where there's a caldera a type of wide bowl left behind by a collapse morgan he went to the edge of the s beside me walk to the edge he notice two figures he thought at first they were hunters
but they were very tall shapes very tall shaped in these millions standing side by side staring right at me when he had closer he noticed the shape would be like their head it looked like they had huge hoods on it looked like to ribbons carbon off other side to a point at the top and bottom like a banana we the right side was black the left side is wyatt and a little shiny that or what kind of black it was definitely look like clothes in the middle of an oval it was just great ladieswear jake what was the back of their heads and it got closer they disappeared the only around the volcano when they find long story short they find this thing that's not unlike an encampment they said this it's this weird structure they said they both look on movie sets they end up going and coming to i can see the people working like that are hunters they also will do like set deck or like or also be like literally set
struction sure and he said we saw this big tent structure like a circus tent fifty to sixty feet tall coming the left of it was a long building almost like what you would build for an archery lane for target practice it was the third the height but really long maybe a couple one hundred feet here about a quarter mile away and couldn't see the bottom of the structure they watch it from about a minute 'cause they were dry right ok i find a new location for elk nearly what is that is that a base camp for a movie building some kind of alien ship the drop down a little help the side of the structure for at most five seconds brown said and when we top the hill it was gone no kid that's very it's a bit hyper hyper strange that's really the entire story i just like covering because i you love those types of aliens who read where they are not just straight up gravies or like straight up a ufo or lights in the sky a type of high strangeness when you see that there are perhaps many different any
in species that are around what would you say that description was what would you what's the closest species that would kind of fit the description that that those guys described it sounds like nothing i've heard before but if you read anything with jock filet mignon passport some ago in his works in brazil you see that there are many different types of like what people say could literally be a gray if if we're talking nuts and bolts fuqing ufos like they came from a specific plan it and they arrived here then maybe it straight up in uniform see baby it's a thing that they are wearing maybe it's maybe it's new gear they got new uh that's an engine codes are popular now who knew who knew well hopefully those have a good hunting season but maybe that well there was no elk out there that's what they're trying to say because it does strange if it is hunting scene usually a correlate's with that being a bit
time will they keep moving location because they were really frustrated they couldn't find any elk it didn't really that's fascinating alright well let's just do hero of the week and we have new theme song coming in here this theme song birath sheba and i mean i have to say towards the end of it it might aggravate you but you know what it's uh we like trying new ones
so speaking of wildlife this year of the week is a young filed an eight year old boy who was able to survive fifty eight and attacked by a mountain lion he's picked up a stick and try to jab it in the eye so an eight year old boy in colorado attacked by a mountain lion he's speaking out about the incident the name of the kid is pike carlson spirit named him pike that's a cool name it something outdoorsy can't it isn't outdoorsy kid so when carlson's other first ran out he saw his son's head in the mountain lions mouth but the mountain lion it was not about to be is day because pike fought back poke the mountain mountain lion in the head and was able to survive and so i just think
this is a powerful store because it's a reminder that even when you are in peril never give up keep on fighting now huh now her under where we write them only be shared memel river that's perfect absolute your regular rolled winston churchill i have the same body youtube well i know not much not as much of a war criminal though which is think about what are you talking about gary oldman showed how cute he was just like dick cheney was so cute in that movie is so cute and so charmi no no henry messenger we could still put him in jail we could still there just hit them with his car that's very possible honestly he lives in new york that's maybe how he's going to die or a mountain lion attack so this boy pike congratulations you're the hero of the week for again reminded us stay in the fight do the you can and if you have the will to live you very well may just destroy a mountain lion
ok now we got a couple of listen emails and i gotta say these are pretty cool this comes from a alright so here we go i wanted to tell you about my tumor last year after being sick for about six months and being told i had an intestinal blockage i found out that i actually had a basketball sized tumor on my ovary called a tera toma if you haven't heard of this before it's a type of germ cell tumor containing many different types of tissue it can be found on ovaries and women or testicles and men ok check your tests i'm still small these types of tumors used to be thought to be reabsorbed or something because they can have her teeth or fingernails it's since been debunked but most people still ask me that my tumor was mostly brain tissue had about a dozen teeth scattered throughout its i'd had
a bunch of phlegm producing respiratory follicles is it alive sort up my doctor said it exploded with phlegm when they dissected it here less there are less than twenty five thousand cases of this in the u s every year and only about one percent or cancerous mine was super cancerous so it had to do a few more i so i had to do a few months of chemo home now i have attached a picture of my tumor for your viewing pleasure i read my surgeons all take pick shares of it for me while i was under nothing would bring me more joy than to hear you describe this picture of my bad as tumor side stories ok and i'm looking at right now let's take a look you know what it looks like the fucking haggis i home is eight oh yeah there that is i kidnap it looks like what's the god i'm freaking old grade yeah it does look like total recall also basket case the movie basket it's kinda looks like you there looks like a big old brain but under
sauerkraut you did not show me what that was that was in sauerkraut when there was a fucking and i had a big following the mug paulina i would this is going to end up how you this is it this is how like your going to accidentally eat human flesh yes because you're just going to get tricked into doing it maybe even eat your own brand like the movie hannibal because i'm a culinary daredevil that's what they say it so this is it's not a twin though i didn't realize that had been debunked i thought that was like kind of the whole thing with like the teeth in the brain and all that stuff what else could it be you know it's just superheroes i don't fucking know i fucking know oh my god or talk about how i'm not a biologist no i know that but it's got a brain couldn't get it think it just made out of brain material yeah but i mean oh my body is just weird were a bunch of stacks of meat
to the arm yeah jim hall in edinburgh and there's you be discreet you be surprised how just how much the whole my god we are just me yeah we're meat bags all well this is an email that i will read it comes in from j and this is regarding jon benet ramsey and this subject is jon benet ramsey was my friend and of course we forget although she is very young six years old obviously she would have had friends so she right so i wanted to share a few experiences and a few memories of my early childhood that included jon benet she and i were in the same dance class at rec center in boulder and we became friends that time she goes on to say even at a young age she was real top talent she about how she had a memory of the dance instructor been through a cd on the stereo listening to each song for a few seconds before hitting the next to the class was standing there in the way that most six year olds would there is a pretty bored yeah probably picking our noses and shuffling our feet but not jon benet
she would explode into dance during short burst of music switching between tap jazz hip hop and so on i remember watching her natural skill at that moment the way she was i mean for no one and how spot she was while doing so you think they killed her to make room for taylor swift well do you think that there had to be one it's like a highlander thing yeah i think they both could have been or his famous celebrities but that's fascinating conspiracy theory an it so this is kind of a sweet story yeah because apparently at one point after class they were going to up with jon benet and her mother so a week or two before dad jon benet her her mom and my mom and i chat after class there was some how we need a new dance shoes to which her mom said something to the effect of oh we just got a new pair jon benet for her upcoming performance why don't you come over soon for a playdate and will give you her old pair let's see it let's set up after christmas when we get back from our trip to michigan but of course
so these new neck ties that we could try that is horrible that's bad henry that's bad no they were being sweet they were going to have a pair of shoes away so anyway and then that all so attached to this is a bit of a ghost story so i'll read this very fast jay writes fast forward to high school brother and his friends used used to board around boulder after school it was a group of four that it was a group of four that day and two of them one be my brother new jonbenet during her short life parents house after boarding lee stressed and confused by something i had seen while passing her house the group was onboarding pastor houses she lived in a pretty decent hill all four of them claimed to have seen a fifth black shadow on the pavement that moved down her entire block with kind of positioned in the center of the group it was long enough that they were talking about it saying hey you guys see that what is that they stopped at the end of the street to look around and figure
out the source the shadow slowed to a stop with them and they all watched as it dissipated who knows maybe she was playing with the kids on our street as she used to in well you over that email very interesting indeed and of course our ip jon a end up do they we still have not solved this right because every year there like somebody's admitted to it but that all but we have it right we covered we all said like i still vaguely believe that you by an outside actor i am not sure in but now there's a lot of people put on burke and the different people are very but motion only invested in yeah we don't want to use right bullet we ordered use people wrongly but so i have no clue who did it but yeah i raise somebody did it somebody did do it that is the one and we can say here at last podcast on the left somebody did it somebody did it
little man which is a bigger deal over here than it is in the states so funny we mentioned the name madeline mccann on for our live show and in the states a couple of people get it but here it's there casey i guess but they also know casey anthony here but man will make ends up very big deal here very big deal yeah just mentioned in the name triggers a lot of people just laugh and getting throw flowers they love it they just eat it up do you want to eat it up like watchdogs the strange way in our audience in the way that we set it up they do left which is kind of fascinating i'm all right everyone will thank you all so much for listening we can't wait to see you on the road in birmingham in the london stock homes feed in in germany yeah name can a live your life like ya got a got full of full rump faced and it's been served just like you like it yeah maybe it was like weirdly stringy training which is strange because takes us
list we string even i guess here it's normal military life like that like you like that sure we get your to your taste you know joy love the fact that the food here when you he it it goes in your mouth and there is food in there but there's no is to it and you can't do what you love that because you're from here and your palate and i love that you love it and other people or try to judge you but fuck that cares 'cause you like your pace and be like the kids from the movie hook just make it making your mind whatever it is you want if you want it to be yeah and just and laugh laugh laugh like your three almost forty year old men in the van trapp
together needed me just talking about the countryside it out and we do laugh don't we oh we laugh yeah it's nothing but laugh that's what people say oh i put you guys laugh all day all day long that's all we do almost as if i've gone completely unhinged i think that's that's about all right everyone thank you all so much for listening hell your sales it goes delusions and then let's go get some pink state let's get that pink snake this show is made possible by listeners like you thanks to our ad sponsors you can support shows by supporting them for more shows like the one you just listen to go to the last podcast network dot
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