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in the grand declared that republicans wouldn't have held a hearing forgotten gibran jackson's nomination to the supreme court at all. If they control the senate
lindsey body. We know we can see she's black to not to be outdone.
Marjorie taylor, green, literally tweeted, romney, murkowski and collins are pro pedophile. They just voted for hashtag K, J.
that treaty is still up by the way and boy is elon musk becoming a twitter shareholder, not gonna, help that.
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is to use your fake submarine to rescue a soccer team from a thai cave. I see her quizzical expression
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this stranger, I dislike is a pedophile and then you got.
phone call from low said, sir. We, like the your jib we'd love to agitate the board.
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to impose followed up with Josh holly this week about as confirmation hearing questions asking him to define woman in response, holly said someone who can give
to a child. A mother is a woman, someone who has a uterus as a woman. It doesn't seem that complicated to me when asked. If a woman, you
a uterus. Remove would still be a woman. Holly said yeah well,
I don't know would day I mean a woman has a vagina rights,
How many holes is a woman, Josh holly ass before demand to know if they p out of the same one of a phrase he repeated over and over sex? That is important. It wouldn't help us
In other news, a new york city
the up artists who participate in the january six attack on the capital has been sentenced to three.
Five years in prison, he thought he could neg democracy itself.
times reported that president Biden has privately express frustration with attorney general merrick garlands deliberate pace in pursuing charges against donald trump at his inner circle? Why does
of sovereign clean quickly denied that report abc news interview, saying I've never heard the
I didn't say that advocate for the prosecution of any person clean quickly added
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I want you another one about to do was for me and no one. I read this too approved it. Everybody ready,
We need an attorney general. Like rockford president Biden, told white house chief of staff ron Klain on several occasions for two hundred bucks he'll find her missing. Sister rockford wouldn't be
sit on these indictments you'd, be in that trailer in Paradise. Cove crack in the case doesn't need a gun. He's got his gosh jarred with rock for the record piles James, garner, modern day. Maverick
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it's a shame and I kept asking: why isn't she doing something about it? Why is it nancy pelosi doing something about it and the mayor of DC? I hated seeing it and I assume they were just taking care of it. However, trump also claimed that
was preparing to march on the capital with his supporters, but was held back the secret service set, I couldn't go, I would have gotten their enemies
from the man who forced the secret service to drive him around in
van while he was actively riddled with covered, comes back,
single the secret service said I couldn't go in defence of the.
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make sure he doesn't get killed, even if its by one of his own arteries trump also brag about the crowds,
is at the insurrection, but in fairness,
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in happier news. The new york attorney general moved thursday to hold trump in contempt of court for refusing to abide by their subpoena and is asking to find him ten thousand dollars a day until he complies those. Ten dollar fine should be paid directly to the american people who are about to experience. Pissing and moaning like the world has never seen. The white house is planning to fix the affordable care act's family
Which which prevents some families from qualifying for assistance, the change could help up to five point. One million americans receive health insurance. The good news is
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kids come out as trans
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Diplomacy tested positive recover this week, but has reportedly asymptomatic and feeling fine, I'm not one to start rumors.
All I'm saying is: if bono also test positive sums, officially go, and I with those two madison car thorn,
took today
for monday to offer his definition of a woman madison com,
knows exactly what a woman is its any person, the arrest warrant to never be alone with madison cough
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but you'll never mind biology. Science is not burger king. You can't have it. Your way
I am the youngest member of the house of representatives and I never imagined that one of my sacred
duties in this hallowed chamber would be explained.
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Chief justice, John roberts joined with the Supreme court's liberal justices in descending against the court's five, to four vote, to reinstate a trump
a regulation restricting the clean air act which they did to the shadow docket, which means.
Provided no explanation whatsoever, justice roberts joined just
kagan in saying that the majorities order renders this court's emergency docket, not for emergencies at all, the court,
Should the shadow docket decision without explanation a day after justice, Amy coney, bear it urged americans to read
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the fox into heck. May
finish your sweet greens inside and
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Public goods are taken aimed at women and doctors, trying to literally ban pride, refusing to take responsibility for a power crisis. They killed. Hundreds targeting trans kids in her loving
while seeking to undermine voting rights, are they can't be held accountable by the people of this state here to discuss it
why does not them in a race for governor? Please welcome the man amidst the basis better one, so the server this better. When was the moment, you thought
should? I have to run again.
Welcome the text,
Oh thanks are. How do I thank you. I love it here where the true here, I feel so lucky to be here with you
To be here with all these amazing people to be
continuing the work that we started and that tens of thousands of texans
a part of knocking on doors, meat and voters
reaching those in the most voters suppressed state in the country,
where the targets of this intimidation and bringing them into this election and the very people who are supposed to not vote
because of these volunteers, who are signing up and are out there with us, are going to be the margin of victory on the eighth of november two thousand and twenty two and are going to get this state on the right track. So I'm so excited to be doing this and to be doing it with such great people,
A couple weeks ago, here in austin use something I thought was surprised to hear so plainly, you said you see
the continued rise of authoritarians and thugs around the world, and we have our own right here in the state of texas front of the show. Evan smith of the texas tribune asked you point. Blank is Greg Abbott a thug now, most
How much is your question like that and they wanted to be imply, but then they dodge it right. They say I'm really just troubled by what this person is doing, but you said it plainly: he said he's a thug he's an
our tyrian, each other.
little bit about that, and then I want to get out. Why being that, blunt is just not done
so in the context of the question, we returned
in about the failure of the power grid in the
energy capital of the world here last year, that caused the deaths of hundreds of our fellow texas,
Billions of dollars in property damage folk
here in Austin, going without light without heat without water, because their pipes froze not for hours. But for
days and this guy jack, the price of natural gas, which powers the generators spin off the electricity for days
so that his buddies and campaign contributors could literally make billions of dollars
and then turns around and accepts a one million dollar campaign contribution check from his own.
personal oligarch kelsey warren here in the state of texas
and enforces all of us every single one of us who pays a utility bill in texas to foot the bill at the end of the day. Now is
that thuggish behavior on large scale across all texans
but you mentioned earlier he's target
transgender children right now in this state, and their parents were the most
loving human beings on the planet, who are trying to help their kids navigate one of the toughest moments in their lives, and
doing that when we
have a real challenge in crisis in our foster care system that could use some attention. Thirty thousand kids in child,
effective services. Many of them will be sleeping in those offices on the floors under the desk
the night more than a hundred of them lie
their lives in our custody and care in the state of texas just in the last year, and hundreds of them have been trafficked for sex right here in the
data texas. While they were in cps custody or sent out to private organisations that is thuggish.
Have and in this attack on women in the state
literally denying every woman, her reproductive healthcare rights and putting a ten thousand dollar bounty on the back of anyone who assist any woman, only a thug would do.
And we have to call it out and we need to make sure people understand the car,
in consequence of this guy,
in power and having another term, and I think when people have those facts, they make the choice that we
all agree on gregg abbot will have served his last term.
At the end of this year, and we're going to let somebody who can really represent texas going for the one of the challenges we face across the country. Is you have this massive
when propaganda apparatus that is designed to make Democrats seem evil, terrible, not like you, then we have a kind of
cynical, mainstream, press, that's pretty timid and afraid to kind of really be honest.
what's become of the modern republican party, and there are moments where, being
democrat and saying
what's going on, makes you sound a bit like a cassandra right like you're, just your crying wolf you're saying things are terrible, you're saying there are threat. What is it like when you gonna take
his message on the road on mediated by liquor, mainstream political coverage to think
one. We got a call things for what they really are by their true names and and that's what we're doing when we call gregg abbot,
and make sure that people understand that he's really harming among the most
honourable in the state of texas and when he does?
to some. He really does that to all of us, but
you also have to present what your
to do as an alternative on every one of those issues so on the power grid, working
make sure that we keep the lights on by winner, rising the gas supply by connecting or caught our grid to the national grid, by getting those illegal profits back from those billionaires and returning to the rate pear when it comes to cps we're gonna higher, more cps case workers, we're gonna pay them with their really worth we're, not gonna privatized
separation of these kids and foster care system and went on
Every woman makes our own decision about her own body and her own future, each and every single time. So if you can put those two together, if you can get past just describing how fucked up this
nation is for so many in the state of texas and
scribe, how we make it better and instead
it's not just going to happen like there's, no cavalry going to ride to the rescue here in texas. This one
is on us and we know that there's a winning majority out there. We, the people here, have to go out and meet them.
At their doors and bring them in and help them decide the outcome of this election. When we do those two things, people respond and they sign up so lieutenant governor Dan Patrick.
Said monday that down he said monday that passing the texas equivalent of florence is don't say. Gay bill is now his top priority. Did you realize
the texas is real problems had all been solved is alex
in brief, that must be exciting woof. That is a relief it that's all,
priority. We got things that are control
not just here in Austin but we'd. Before last, we were in only in children in shamrock endow hard not to keep name in towns.
so someone's from one of them amarillo lubbock san Angelo. So these are
John, that typically, that LISA majority do not vote for a Democrat. But when we're talking about these things and not just the Democrats and not just to independence but to Republicans as well, they
exactly the point that you're making. We may not see eye to eye on every issue in those town halls, but folks get that when we're focused on don't say gay,
or this fixation on transgender kids we're not focused on creating better and higher paying jobs, we're not getting the backs of our public schools.
Features we're losing by the thousands in the classrooms right now who are underpaid by thousand
of dollars against the national average. We're
doing smart common sense bipartisan things like expanding medicaid, so more people can see a doctor or I don't,
folks feel about it here, legalizing marijuana so that not putting people behind bars for something as legal and most of the rest of the country. You knew how they felt they knew you'd love that
you were in austin,
you tell us a little bit about the people of taxes came in, so we
we're going to literally every part of texas, no matter how big or how small, how red or how blue
No one will be written off. No one will you taken for granted
We're holding every meeting is a town hall so kind of like you, but
as well I'll talk for fifteen minutes about. What's on my mind, share with,
Why I'm running this race and then we turn the microphone over the audience and literally anyone can ask any question they can make,
criticism. They can say literally anything, that's on their mind and it is it such a powerful expire
and two here what's most employ
to someone say in saint Angelo and sometimes find it. It's the very same thing that we have
Houston, workmen
be very unique and rural community, like the universal service fund, which subsidizes rural telephone
phone and internet bills vetoed by
rig abbot, meaning that your cost for making a phone
call or getting online has gone up fifty or a hundred bucks
I'm learning so much about the
people that I want to serve as governor and the things
bring us together that we hold in common great jobs, world class schools,
ability to see a doctor
so much more powerful than the things that abbot is trying to divide us on are pitted against each other. Over the people of this state, Democrats and republicans alike- wants to come together. It's too
invited and fractured and polarized, and it's been that way for too long. This campaign brings people together. That's what we're seeing all across texas,
I'm just imagining someone who looks like tat.
crews, but introducing himself as like, nay, fruit, like with a big fake ma's, ass being like of one one question
sir, how you so confident? What does your secret? You seem to get it? That's all good for the people are taxes, but on the one with amazement,
And here in love leave it we pinned down candidates on the issues that matter to me most in a second. We call queen for a day. Are you ready
yes or no. Did you see more bias in theatres, no correct
You had to pick a superpower flight or invisibility flight correct.
if anyone in your lives as invisibility, you get out
I
in polls show your race neck and neck with only a two percent difference. That is also the percentage of americans who say they have never wash their pillowcases,
How would you win over that demographic, and would it be worth it? So sorry, you don't have to answer.
definitely worth it. Whatever. The answer which humiliating tag crews moment, would you make a texas data holiday the day
He publicly grovelled tucker karlsson over January six, the tiny grovelled after telling people to vote their conscience by making phone calls for the trunk campaign or the time he has probably grovel over abandoning you all to fly to cancun.
I really want to make sure this campaign reflects the will of the people so wouldn't go it can on. Thank you all. You walk
your dog you
to be diligently, always trying to have poop bags with ya virtually
recent time, but
once in a while you reach into that little plastic thing is empty.
I thought you had or sometimes there's a double poop that'll happen here,
yet one bag loves? You thought you could make it. How rare is that allowed to be before you
the prison one in five one in ten one in twenty one, in a hundred. What are your thoughts? You can't walk back. It's too
far you gonna leave that you never go back. You may tell you
self in the moment you're goin back, but in your heart you know it's over what person
age before you go to jail, given how biodegradable dog,
This. I am really looking at an alternative to incarceration.
Some of the herd adjudication begin in a new way. Criminal justice reform Greg
Let us accuse you of european style labour policies. If you to choose a cool european thing to adopt, which would it be culturally accept
all three p m naps,
tell her in the morning or berets.
such passion
I want to go with the nap again said. The people such as the german said
it's always been taken up and get a strip dounia unaware, and I think he was smart about that.
But if you still in your jeans, it doesn't take.
Will you promise now
become governor to release any until you obtain about texas. Crypt is like the want, this cat, pog zilla and, most importantly, bigfoot- absolutely
we're going get that out and final question. What can people in texas do to help and what can.
Listening elsewhere, due to help there a lot of people out there who'd been targeted by this governor for voter, suppress,
there were seven million people in twenty twenty who did not cast about just here in Travis county. There
in two hundred thousand eligible voters who did not vote
Seventy five thousand have been added to the role since twenty twond.
It's two hundred and seventy five thousand new voters that we could go reach. We only lost a cruise by two hundred and sixteen thousand votes. The margin of victory is actually here. If you will text love, it, l o v e t t two:
use your three seven seven. We will sign you up to knock on their doors to bring them into this election and the wind.
thing in november of this year you all with me on this: that's how we do it and it's important to me that this converts right over the words
For that we get to the people you need see, but of texts it one more time
better work, everybody beg you all. Are you so some idea, one more time, everybody and one other note.
As you have a bunch of important elections coming your way. There's the governors raised, but local elections right around the corner on may seventh austin will vote on a citizen, let ballot initiative to decriminalize marijuana and ban no, not lawrence early voting begins April. Twenty fifth heads
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hooked up with an incredible pit master who, along with our partner, runs off since iconic la barbecue
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please welcome barbecue, maestro alley, clam and a wonderful and hopefully very hungry. Achille is highly
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constantly smelling, like smoke meets. What's what's it like live in the dream live in the dream every day when you get home, smelling like barbecue, do enjoy
by now is it something that just part of the everyday? I think I would like it
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do with him going or scamming from that area? I don't know I don't know before you didn't exist. We have icy shock.
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god. Here so we say, shot pickle brisket. So do you think of that?
I wondered
I do, but I didn't get to do this.
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like ready, though pickle juice, and then I then you follow it up with the brisket. I don't do shots anymore. We had a pandemic, I'm like stone, mostly alright. I personally whiskey three to bbq the. I cannot hold my liquor anymore, so it was awesome. I have never had pickle juice as a separate thing.
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coming from inside the alley. This brisket rules
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and so much really over, that tastes has its money
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moved to new york myself and I love it.
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best. Barbecue comes from north carolina
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and argue on the microphone. We are not
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Big buzz and woody fall in love
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and stands. We burma you, but if you're into that kind of thing is texas. Barbecue is the one serve with sweet tomato sauce and cook until its falling off the bone
How long does it take alley? I'm almost forty and Ivan fallen off the bone once so way out before we end this segment. Wool is brisk. It is amazing. These rivers are amazing. What are these sausages?
we have three, which we make in house first daily. Of course. Of course, we have our traditional, which is actually the spiciest we support, lay and then how opinion no chatter, by the way he said and what is not getting just like that, and I'm not going to see the other places name, because I respect them as well, but you brought this lobby,
with you, there is another barbie restaurant that we had brought in other food from from saw that I know
before the show for the joke. Andrews like they saw the other barbecuing they just pushed aside,
but their barbecued and said
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give it up or ally, clem a la bbq, everybody go there. This is fantastic. When we come back, we go the distance. This segment was absolute chaos, just
let's eat barbecue read the news kind of connect them
yeah, I like a ship. I hope this is how I get cancelled chewing in people's ears, whatever.
The back
you may know disease hercules, hercules, misprint,
so like ninety, professor, you,
I know him as Jimmy cooper on the o c, or you might know him from this amazing segment coming up. Next, welcome to the stage actor texan and just generally extremely
Well? Human being, please welcome tate Donovan,
are, you ordered ice water. Magyar writing another of your show just get over here who papers
This is a mess man, I now jokes or do cycle the stuff, no yeah sure curative. Thanks for asking
in this. I want you to know something speaking of recycling, so in los angeles, if you want a straw at starbucks, they have hidden behind the counter. You must ask for them. They are not allowed to be in reach of your hands
fine glass and maybe tall can get them, but I can't get them.
But here and all of you I can totally get them by the way he can totally get them. But here
Eggs is you're a free people and
home
buying into that, but a little, but so anyway, I
into local establishment, it's the one that we have also- and I asked him
straw, and he looked at me like I was a dumbest mother fucker on planet earth, like you mean that
bucket of them behind you, stupid fuck. Take things are being here
but to be here, can you revealed to us an open secret that out of town or could no do you
Joe rogan and elon musk get over the same starbucks all the time.
We have a men's group that we get together. We talk about how cool it is here and and how real estate prices are going up,
so. There's a story. You've told that I love about an experience you had with early fame. When a couple asked you for a photo. Would you mind recounting that
once in your life. I was on friends, we
Should you know
Awesome shows very lucky to be on, but I wasn't used to sort of so many people. Seeing me you know I was an unknown actor
too much and I went to a broadway show and people were coming up to me and they're like oh, my god, your friends are wow joshua awesome. You know- and I was like-
This is this is pretty cool. You know, like people really know who I am, I never really experienced that so it was at the brake and I was
a friend of mine from college and this
young kid he must have in seventeen and he was dressed in a light. Blue talks,
and he came up to me with a camera. This is back in when people had cameras
I sort of mentioned something is super shy and he was going to take a picture and I was like oh, oh you're, medic
you wanna picture awesome, that's fantastic, any sort of pointed to his date, who is in a prom dress,
She was under the awning of the of the show and I was like
oh, you want a picture with me. Oh yeah, fantastic, fantastic, so I go
over and, unlike you, go ahead and take it any in his standing. There, my wireless kid is really nervous.
He's never seen anyone famous at all
I hope you have a good to meet you doing you known and is not taking the photograph and our mike. Ok, how do I get discredited?
the photograph already and so-
put my arm around his date and I'm like yeah go ahead, take it it's cool, it's cool and he finally he lifts it up and he takes it and then he goes. Could you take a picture of us now
So he didn't know who the fuck I was at all he just
want me to take a picture of his girlfriend on their big date.
Broadway show and yeah. I love it. I love it.
I want you to know that that story has inspired me. Nobody
tweet this at Josh GAD. This is going to be a secret. I would
to pay a bunch of people to score
to Josh gad over the course of a day and asked for a picture, and then
and in the camera
I want to cut him down a peg.
tell him. This is just
for us the exciting. Now romantic comedy your back and you're in a film called love. Potion number nine. This was part of a clan
the nineties genre, where hot people are wearing glasses, and so they are,
disgustin yourself.
And they re right through and then make
people are so fucking groves there so growth. I then they take off the glasses and their insanely hearts eat every guts. This is nothing you look like
nothing, nothing for those you
Just listening. I've put on a pair of glasses
and it takes them off smoke.
It is you just listening, I'm so much hot air,
when's the last time you ve love
ocean over nine come on.
Swear to god. I was like the premier. So sorry,
I think it's probably a rich tax about nineties gender norms yo. I bet we should go back and watch we're. Ok, let's do it
right. Now, let's get out totally into it
You are also in rocket man and respect. Here's. My question, for you is a classic bioethics who began to play you in the bio pick of tat donovan. Do you want some options? Yes year? Yet all we have miles teller
Tearing egerton super aaron taylor johnson he's great now this.
Would be, I think, sort of a controversial choice or a choice that would have a conversation, Brian stokes Mitchell. I think it'd be interesting
How I think you'd be interesting. I think it somewhat point in my life. Does Brian stokes Mitchell payment couple years from now? We got it in the future. Are we able to sing
great them all choices is that all of those actors are way more town to deny it
so they have to tone down? Not that's that. Take Jonathan, that's our failures, the that's why everyone loves and what a guy final pitch think about it. Ok, take down
take Donovan anti Donovan
I don't think I'm up for it really. I
glasses
be like an irishman situation. We start with you play you the whole time, but you start as a small boy and a d h: u yeah, but a c c g. I can rattle goo goo gaga yeah that'd be awesome,
so you also play you're. The upcoming apple tv movie boasted yes
you tell us about it and coastal Chris Evans. Has he asked about me at all? Has my game come out so funny? It's so funny. His beauty
full blue eyes searched my face and he's like
do you know anybody who
who is involved in pod. Save America,
you're not going to talk in both the music.
I love tommy b door and god damn it. I thought I had them
Thus I
now, as soon as I announced,
you'd, be joining us for this show our team
and slobbering over the fact that you are enshrined in disney canon
as the voice of hercules.
through true they were gushing. It was almost perverse. Neither
is it your flowers, don't say Gabriel has unfortunately inspired republicans to pursue similar bills across the country. The crew
since that merely mentioning gay people are gay relationships is inherently warping children's minds they ve also
their sights on disney as being too woke embrace
Unhinge rhetoric about disney's, very safe content. Meanwhile
The reality is that a lot of
fairytales, are pretty dark, so now would take it
Time for gay. We call tragic kingdom.
And here's how it works. Tate, I'm going to describe a horrific tail and
gonna. Tell us if its remit disney movie the sword,
material of a fairy
a fourth disney meet movie or if we just made it. So it's dead
the myth or neither ok.
Are you ready, I'm ready? First question
doing a potion that makes every step feel like you're walking on knives until the love of your life marry someone else in your whole body, dissolves into foam, neither
No, that's a man! That's the little mermaid, my hands christian andersen! That's how
started and said.
They're like now will improve it. It's about a girl who changes herself and says nothing.
To win over a man. She does not know. It'll show it's a little girls, wherever literally the worst thing. I think it is better to show kid seven zero. I really believe that now
attending to seduce a much older man who thinks you're is b, which sex slave only for him to almost drown you in a pile of sand,
that's a lot of disney's latin.
that argument I suck at this gang adrian grant knew your winning next week.
Junior beloved father get murdered by our british uncle. Who then compounds the trauma by convincing you that the whole thing was your fault. You, careless piece of shit, like
Ok, you got it
selling your soul to the devil in losing the respective everyone you ve ever known, all in exchange for a whiff of power. That's quickly lost in the stench of your own rules.
This farts mile,
story. Now, that's the story of rudy giuliani Rudy.
murdering your wife and kids in a fit of madness than shovelling out thirty years worth of cow shit in a single day to make up for it
That is correct. The myth of heraclius, which disney help turn into a pre dynamite them banks,
dancing in a pair of red hot iron shoes until you die at your step, daughters, wedding as punishment? For that time you tried to eat or lungs
Jesus
mythology, professor over here, and she saying myth. That's correct
snow white by the brothers grimm
so much better than my that much better be,
kid was terrible till seven years ago,
Failing to protect your wife from an intruder who also destroyed hundreds of your children, leaving behind just one surviving son, whose physical injury will forever remind you of the worst day of your life name,
You gotta find a neighbour
we're getting these right. You're freaks.
Gotta believe more
getting kidnapped and sold into the entertainment business where you eat coins and drink gallons of whisky to keep you from becoming aggressive until you're hit
a train,
both right Jesus. Well, it is the tragic, as you put it that way. Well, it's that!
of jumbo.
DUMBO was base as curse.
Really gloves. Thank you. Man, dumb.
Ok! I just think it about that. Fucking song, home I'll, take it
I want to think about the first time we saw that's when he sees his mom scarcity in a beat segment.
we may not be taken to bring it back up. Thank you. Take donovan up row.
Drinking from an enchanted pond that guarantees you have all the riches in the world while millions starve, but curses you to be too narcissistic to enjoy it. The truth
administration, I'm gonna give it to you wrong. Narcissist. We were going for elon, musk
guys give it
forte Donovan check him out in respect. You can watch him in worth on. Netflix, keep an eye out for the whole. Do overs and ghosted. This man works all the way from
axis
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we love or leave it live, or else tours in texas. The next show on the road will be in portland main on main nineteenth plus we added a bunch of new show. Data dynasty typewriter in los angeles tickets, are available right now, find your city and date on crooked dot, com, slash events, and I have one more note which is this couple
ago. I said that I went to a premiere and take you appreciate. This is as a you're here and you're in Austria, but your hollywood in your fuckin blood.
I want you want. What are these hollywood? Premiers happens all the time from here, and it was wonderful. The show is great, but there is a
now through and I had to pay twenty one dollars for parking. When I left you shitting me, and I said to the powers that be that I would not say one positive word about this- show with its name until they gave me twenty one dollars, my dear
spencer, who happens to work at this streaming platform, called apple sent me
cash app twenty one dollars.
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He did love it and I felt bad that I forgot to.
Back to it.
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I know, as also got some little fried chicken on a waffle at the premiere. So I got a little something you don't get any
gold use with myopia colleges of vague. Unfortunately,
time for the rear wheel? Please welcome back to the stage
kill, use, accuse back. Those shots are hidden empty. Can I sit,
crimes are no. I warmed up for your paper on anyway.
From grimes for either know grams. Ok, that's hard,
now it's time for the re. Will you now works
on the wheel this week we have you unmask twitter board. We have operation loan star, we have dancing, is the one
after dinner activity at a wedding too many award shows love man. How are
Change the experience of visiting a new place, not being
to talk about dreams and the metaphors. Let's spin the wheel
the
it has landed on dancing as the one activity after dinner at a wedding. I've put this on the wheel. Obviously fine
saying it's not a valid option, but what I don't understand is: are we
creative species, there's not why
Another thing that could become part of the fuckin repertoire.
Go to a wedding, eat oak
food at a table with that, you hope you like
then they say now it's time for what every time dancing and that's fine
but every time there is no nothing else. We can figure out to do on a square piece of wood in the middle
fuckin room. Can't even I mean like when I
we're during the bar mitzvah phase of my life? You do mummies these a mummy, mummies, you would get view you,
I I'm talking about. Oh now, jewish enough, you would stand up in a little, you would have like a couple of kids would be assigned and then a couple, other kids would get toilet paper and they'd wrap them up, and the goal was to get them completely covered. And that's when you won the mummy game
now, I m not saying that makes a lot of sense after a wedding lotta shaking his head over here, all right
grow up in long island in the nineties and you didn't have to. I did,
The point is we can think of something else to do on a square piece of wood in the middle of a room. It isn't really
equally shaking our bodies. Every single time we finished dessert, what's
decision. We can beat it.
settlers of catan is an option
mario there are. These are great games dodgeball,
dodgeball buck and rules
and even though I was a tiny little kid and I
terrible dodgeball and we just get absolutely destroy just everybody
I threw was caught every ball threat. We landed perfectly. I love
and I have my that only get to play for fifteen seconds around. In fact ida dodge
birthday party and my father, who means well didn't like the kids we're getting eliminated, so we just created a role. We just got to go back in
then it never ends
again
landed on love man, I believe suggested by a cure hughes. Take it away.
Alright, let's talk about love man, okay, so
I am a big fan of pop music and it's all about love. It's like all you need is love. Love is all you need. Love lifts us up where we belong. That's like elephant love, medley in a nutshell. Anyway,
we all love love, we think it's great and I think that there is like a pervasive part of culture. That's like love, conquers, all love will like conquer hate, and I do believe that
say I'm a corn ball and I think that it will. However, I think you have to
love out loud. Like the hay
is really loud right now,
I want to say, because I love crooked audience. Obviously, and so I feel like I'm preaching to the choir, but you will get this I feel like when you see arguments on minor either
like but nine posts, and then there's like
true, not bought people saying a horrible things. We all train
protect our energy by not engaging with that, and I get it unlikely
I find all the time I get it like I'm on twitter fighting all the time because I'm built for it, but not. I don't, and I were drug, that iran is that you're build war as a means of avoiding a boy, and I hate it. In any case,
few like if love is gonna call
hey. We have to be a little bit loud.
With our love, meaning, if you don't want to fight these maniacs on the internet. Put like us smile-
phase emerging like us swimming about are like our bombs like don't
find morons, but, like a thank you we got. One person is like. Why would in any case
thinking about it today, because it is very draining to feel like you're trying to fight for the people's rights and we're in
ugly time and look yaller in texas, where its bleak right
now for a lot of people in look, there are more people.
Well, I think, on the right side of history than wrong. I just think that we don't want to fight we're all lookin tired. So I'm like, let's not fight selective as a rule,
Just put a thumbs up put a war
Jackie put something out there. That is not the hatred, because when I don't think we're the p,
who are often those frontlines and I'm not talking about make literally like I got this, but for the people who are out there,
like battle like
on his facebook paused with a smiley face. Please put that's easy out there and I know that you all do but like tell your friends and family, I know that there are not wrong but they're. Just scared insults like protect your energy, but do the
thing conquer the hay
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that out loud, hey man, who's got so good. We love,
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here it is landed on operation loan. Star, take Donovan, take us away what a single way? Okay, so
operation lone star. Do you guys know what this fucking thing is that
governor abbot is doing at our border, it so fucked,
and cruel and inhumane. We have to stop it because
we're, causing a lot of harm in this world and to the
vulnerable people. So I
need everyone to do a couple of things. I need them too.
Volunteer to know
indoors to make.
Phone calls to.
Do fun, razors just get better
O'rourke's ass,
the governor see, but until then,
There are so many great aid organizations down at the border on both sides of the border that are doing everything to help these people border kindness is my favorite
but there are dozens of them and support
send the money sent them clothes
go down there and volunteer meet these people because
there's, a lot of pain is so much but campaign, and we just gotta do whatever we can to
our neighbours re. Thank you. Thank you, those rain.
What are some organizations in and out? So we can get people to go down it, regular, china, but spinnet. One more
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change. The experience of visiting a city I'll tell you is
simple. It used to be
going to new city, I can't wait to get there and find out what wonderful things people will tell me to do so that I can explore.
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rich tapestry of a new community now,
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gets on my barbecue or may go get some mexican food. You fuckin pieces.
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it places get to research. Do the work before you visit a city. You want to go to a new place, you're just going to show up and try to have a good time you fucking moron. If you don't spend two solid weeks before you visit a new town finding out,
the correct answer: every goddamn question: you know what you did you wasted your time and your life, you fuckin blew it. There
no mystery left on this goddamn planet. You show up informed or you don't come.
when we come back.
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emma back
Candy
and brian are on either I'll. Have you have a high? No please step up to the microphone hi. What's yours
hi my name's jamie. What's your highness, jamie
well four years ago I saw you here and I came by myself. It was a birthday treat to me and my friends didn't want to come. So you know it was called by myself.
but now I'm here with my sister taylor, she has become
more political than even I am in this time, and it's so nice to be here with her and everyone and also kendra. I love you
Thank you. Thank you Jamie.
let's go over to Brian, I what's your name. I meanings joy, joy, yeah, what's yours,
joy. My high note is that the day
a better announced that he was running for governor I resolved to do everything I could to make sure that he be guy
it and so seeing him today made me super excited to do every single thing I can so. I will be knocking on doors on sunday
it was genuinely amateur personal, inspire just being on us. I want to win
but I do inspiration is something or other people. I don't need it. I just do the work better, get some every time they really do.
hi, what's your name, Katie nice, to meet you nice to meet you katie. What's your high note? So it's been about a month since I bought my first house as a twenty eight year old, I did not have a down payment and I got thirty thousand appraised overvalue and I just got chickens that learn how to get in and out of their coops. I'm a very happy homesteader. Now that's cool
congrats on all that
hi. What's your name? Caroline! I caroline. What's your? I note a few weeks ago often independent school district, which is where my kids go to dust elementary school had pride week and we are
super excited, because the kids we're going to participate in this price prayed, and we have all these classmates and families who are algae, bt, coy plus in
school, have all these fund activities planned, but then this small group of really vocal right wing parents, basically
first, our principal end, our teacher is doing it
pull up meeting and they accuse the teachers.
promoting identity, politics and set them really hurtful horrible things, and then they release
this information to these right wing trolls on twitter, and so our teacher started getting death threats from you know, texting phone calls and
The cops had to show up and were you know, staked out in front of our school during pride weak when our kids should have been
really celebrating each other in celebrating inclusion in diversity,
and so there was a really hard time for our community. But then you know the great thing is it caused? Everyone else
to get together and be all you know came together in support of our kids, including our trans. Kid are ultimately to quite close kid and their families and oliver communities, and we got together and painted some tables and chairs at our school. With these, like wonderful, diverse messages and
Our community is so much better and I agree we should be spreading love and you know we should be more vocal than all those other people. Thank you. Caroline. What's your name
With that shit,
unfortunately
I want you to say. My name is returning champion chase and shirley was on it and I actually went to that elementary school ceremoniously. So thank you so much for having that being by I with my hand, I was actually I was gonna pressure you on getting the deep, I'm bruce wayne tee shirts, actually
a big. I am returning, I'm so glad you raise this, and this was the place to do it. You're right,
did they were about to fund Bruce wayne teacher, but here's what happened. I feel things deeply and bring
late and I did forget, but let's
we will make a note of it. We got jays, we got it
are you in? Thank you again. I am a northwest hills born and raised kid. Add the fact that somebody right before they're from my community going out to do that it does mean mean the world to me that there is so many those people out there, and that is way more of a high note than me coming to pressure john lubbock to finally make
That is a measure that was meant to be. I was great,
He did it
It's from these people are fighting to have the car
school, they grew up in which was a key.
the school and which gay people just had to figure it out completely on their own? That if the world
for them that they could find a place in it, but it wasn't for them at all. They are deeply deeply.
trouble with a world in which they feel completely.
And totally welcome, and I do think that one thing we fail to do sometimes as progressed
is we spend so much of our energy fighting these terrible p
and trying to stop these terrible things, and I dont think. Sometimes we do enough to imagine what the world is like. Not just better. Not just more equal but actually equal for eligibility. Key people actually open, actually
truly fully safe and free for gay people, and I think
happens, when we talk about disney because we get down to go down this rabbit whole they're calling disney, you know, work there saying disney's doing identity politics, we do not
live in a world where disney is doing nearly enough to represent
world as it should be
people holding hands in the back of a cartoon is now what
we are fighting for and not the scraps that we should accept. So whoever carolinas thank you for fighting that fight hi. What's your name
My name is John John. I name my name gray name him. So
myself and everyone else in this room about to take two years ago, when it was available,
everything else that we do during a pandemic. It's an act of bravery. We have no idea for going get to be able to do anything going you coming austin, but about two weeks ago,
which was there. When you're anniversary of my first shot, I got sick with covert and went to
party, we were ringmaster or thinking about it, but
I hold here in my hand. At this morning, walgreens gave a swag to put up a nose and I got a negative test at me. I was able to Conroy Joe nice, so glad you're here and negative good show
do more, but did you are high? What's your name? Mining
jordan, Jordan. I was there. I know my twenty fifth birthday is on son.
A and twenty five is cool. I guess
I hope so. I might not be able to afford to live in austin for another year, but we'll see if I make it to twenty six here,
but anyways coming to the show was like a birthday present for myself, and I just want to say thank you to everybody for being here. This is really fun and I feel really
That's right! Now, some handing them back. What's your name, my
sophie I'm also twenty five
and I remember I got bragging,
about being young just bragging about not getting hit by a train. Yet
while standing on the tracks,
survey. You can help me with it's really good.
Oh my god, all right. What's yours,
fucking high note. So I run a political nonprofit that focuses on voter registration and turnout in south texas
I
and out of the ten largest counties in texas during the primaries. The two that I work in saw the highest increase in voter turnout.
a thousand. Thank you one more over here. They give everybody over there, but one more barrier. What's your name, I'm preston
big van. Don't how to follow that? I have a very petty medium, the hyena, that's perfect, the ass, that's exactly the right level,
Several years ago, I was leaving an h e b. This guy in front of me was pushing a grocery cart. He had one bag, he pushed the grocery cart into the crosswalk, pulled his bag out and just walked away. Like didn't put his yeah, I hate that, like big pet peeve of mine, that's not a that's not like a
yeah! Ok! So I yelled out at him, hey man, what the fuck and
looked back at me and he didn't say anything, but his body language was like what are you gonna do about it and my boy
language was very much like, probably not anything which is by the way correct. Yeah
yeah like I'm, not going to die on the hill, but I'll take a peek at the hill right anyway. So I've thought of
this for years. It's bothered me the same fuck
situation happens, and I see
guy and I'm just like I'm ready for this now.
Different guy! I know it's a different guy, good I'll, never
this raises a different guy.
I was actually wearing this watermelon shirt and I I credit that more than like my body language, but I was like that is very yeah. If nothing's more intimidating than a fruit pattern, fuckin button down, I thought about wearing a watermelon hat today and I didn't add it. But anyway I said
hey man, what the fuck and he I'll be damned if you can grab that garden
Thank you, president, for making a difference. Sir you're gonna be our last higher because you, sir, are
person who put his chips all the way forward in defence of north carolina barbecue in this room. Well, it's completely true as a native north carolina and your names are tyler tyler high. That's of course that's your name by the way
How many of your friends the north carolina are also named tyler. Well
Funnily enough, I'd never met another guy tyler until I dated two female tyler's ice, great name, green.
Love it. What's your highness are so my high no originally was going to be that I'm going to try and ex begin for easter to see a bunch of family after a lot of tragedy last six months and we're going to eat
lot of carolina bbq, which is by far better than this beef swell you guys have here. I am so glad I ended with tyler this rules yeah, but that it also, I decided to change my high note. After all the shades you threw at the best bbq to fake my girl,
french taylor for bringing me here so I could
the better barbecue haters everybody tyler. You know what
the great thing about america, some people can
that north carolina has better barbecue and then some people can be right.
thank you to everybody
who shared high note. If you want to leave us a message about something that cave, you hope you can call us to one three too
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