Ooky? Yes. Spooky? Absolutely. This week, a Washington zombie (Demi Adejuyigbe) digs up some undead political concepts, a local news reporter (Megan Gailey) warns us about the tricks in our treats, the global supply chain (Rory Scovell) yells at us to be less demanding, and Facebook’s Carol (Kara Klenk) discovers she’s being manipulated by Mark Zuckerberg, but then again, aren't we all? And before we crawl back to our crypts, we finish the evening with the Rant Wheel. Happy Halloween!
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with ghouls and goblins and terrifying phrases and shivers up your spine, but enough about marks.
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on the show these we demi did you Ebay, summoned some ancient political ideas back from the grave megan gaily warrants? Parents,
The dangers of trick or treating roar
scoville update us on the global supply chain and care clang takes us inside. The spooky is papers of all the facebook papers. Oh yeah. They have by the way
If you are a pumpkin, take one with you at the end of the ship, that's
so that's handwritten here, but first, let's get into it
a week on Wednesday pay, brindle and medical leave or drop from the build back better plan. In an effort to secure Joe mentions vote initially binds plan
for twelve weeks of leave, madge encountered with four we
I believe. As a result, democrats are planning to lose it entirely.
If you are an angry team in the year twenty forty, please remember: you're not actually manage your parents, your man,
but your mansion,
It's on the revised framework Biden revealed today, the white house says climate change. Spending will approach five hundred or five and fifty five billion dollars a large investments in clean energy in history,
I'm a neoliberal. I pause for applause for the Biden black,
To put that money in terms of twenty fifty money, the spending will approach sixty gallons of drinking water.
a bad things will be met in because of climate change,
in addition to the historic investment in clean energy. The framework also contains childcare and the child care tax credits, housing vouchers and healthcare proposals from bill back better. Unfortunately, the bill has lost family and medical lee free community college, as well as lower drug prices, and the
spanish of medicare coverage, revision and dental. It is like Joe mansion and in cinema have been making us play the worst game of. Would you rather in human history? You can have a world less ravage,
by climate change, but no teeth.
Do you take the deal, do take the deal you have to
birth at work, but no one can see it spooky.
This week. Rolling stone reported that multiple january six protesters met with republican congress people dozens of times in planning meetings ahead of
Capital riot
first, the insurrection look coordinated but given out
often they met it. Sort of seems like they didn't get another these planning sessions random.
banning out is no way you hunt and murder my pants who was
the project matter. Some lupi dentistry arizona turns out at once
Said one organizer, I remember marjorie taylor green. I remember talking you probably close to a dozen other members at one point or another or their stabs in another.
They allege. We would talk to bobo steam called thorns
Gozo team, like back to back to back back to
back with madison catherine, what's the fun and then twist
that's about our haughty is check your priors.
booby all you want that just means go sir. Here.
Moreover, the
There's gleam, they were told by representative Paul goes there that protesters could receive a blanket pardon if they are ready.
During the riot profit,
sisters, mistook blanket pardon for a potential reprieve from trump, but was actually just it
count code at my pillow dot com this.
We say to permit, issued the first united states passport with acts as a gender designation
sounds: are he they? I've been stuck in this line for three days. Please, god help me. I don't even want to go to this wedding. Their wedding website says mexico has always held a special place in our hearts and we want to share it with you, but their last names are stein and jensen and they grew up in park. Ridge, illinois.
A committee in the brazilian senate has issued a report recommending brazilian president J. Your ball scenario should be prosecuted for crimes against humanity. For his refusal to address the code,
nineteen pandemic, which has killed over six hundred thousand people in brazil. Damn you
then it sounds awesome, but can they pass
formerly denouncing racism by a slim margin in florida.
governor rhonda scientists is offering police officers resisting vaccine mandates across the country, five thousand dollars to relay
hate you estate, promising, will treat you better here, but, of course, Rhonda stand as a typical politician is playing both sides
These also offering corona virus and all you can eat parfait of unblock. Sedated cops are just five thousand dollars.
The governor of florida, announced the plan and the plan was sent
the worst cops. You have the hour.
Salute worst once the ones you
the laws are meant to bind everyone else, but them with
do we want here in florida, this nightmare mad max, thunder, dome, hell scape, that is our swampy state, is not scary enough
We want a bribe. The worst cops in amerika the facebook papers, internal documents reported by concern.
Some of seventy news outlets revealed even more inner turmoil at the social media giant and it
failures in a number of crucial areas like stemming vaccine misinformation, shutting down pages conducting human trafficking.
Twenty nineteen we learned apple even threaten to pull facebook and instagram out of the appstore over it?
Abc news report revealing that facebooks failure to address human trafficking on its site in the end facebook complied and apple back down apple is not going to remove facebook for human trafficking unless it gets really serious, like in trafficking purchases, not leading to apple
a cut. This isn't fortnight. The stakes are much lower, so barely
look just a kind of meandering choice:
of whose side of my on
started out about facebook, but was a job and apple twist, but don't worry,
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reading about our facebook is a rapacious nightmare factory. In literally every newspaper, I can't wait to see how they apply their core philosophy of don't worry about it and what z daisy. We did a genocide to even more aspects of human society, ass, a court of law
What is it easy.
We didn't speak that language and all those people died too dark.
For new details. Release as part of her trial is a bit homes and thoroughness allegedly scammed one.
Million dollars from betsy divorces, family, who invested in the now disgrace company elizabeth homes, welcome to the resistance from he's. Gonna sit down for the next. This just you you're getting a second.
And then he found you says: kids age, five to Levin get their covert shouts as early as november
School shootings we can read for, and I do that's what you do and what you're upset about is the reality of our circumstance.
That's not mad at me. That's me.
life itself, so blue.
Ghosts vote
and finally, a missing hiker admitted that they ignored calls from the search party looking for them, as they didn't recognize the phone number calling them,
which is insane. Do you really want to die alone? On a mountain before renewing your cars extended warranty
all right when we come back, some spooky
and we're back
I know it's been a little while, since we discussed the difference between the infrastructure bill and the reconciliation bill, but it is,
important. Once again,
I prepared a point by point: breakdown, real technical stuff. It's
dry and very long, and I only pray I won't be interrupted like I was the
last time I attempted to break this down. Okay. So when it comes
to balancing the budget
a oh, no right. Oh my goodness, it's a zombie looking for looking for a brian he's supposed to show me where the green room, oh you're, saying Brian you're, saying Brian yeah well he's on vacation. That kind of scared me, I thought you were calling out to like eat human brains or something is that how you get stuff around.
casual booze, casual work, cat got things
so cool hollywood, crazy! Well, here, here's a there, that's great
I am the disease zombie
even a little uneasy zombies. Thank you so much. I just learned from capital, ill and boy or my arms falling off
John I'm not offended, but you see. No all zombies don't eat brain or it's a little too hurtful stereotype. I mostly plant based
sure? Sometimes I cheat, but I only raw and ethically only eat the brains of people who
broad death on themselves like anti backs right wing radio, hawser outbuildings publicists- I am not touching. That's that's what I said at accidents. Gilias funeral.
He said he didn't want to write
disease zombie. I have to ask people
incisions react like I did too, they react with terror. Oh no, no being a zombie in washington is great. First of all,.
fit right in with the guys, you're fine stiens, your grass liese, lush balls
decaying human forms there all the time. So it's not a big deal
nine percent. I saw Mitch Mcconnell's pinky finger fall off last week,
But who cares and I'm a zombie and they love my zombie ideas? My zombie ideas just won't die. What do you mean? Deasey zombie, ok, like this one zombie idea had that america
care about balanced budgets that there are still
people who believe that together,
had demanded for lunch. What's I had joel
in over for lunch at the metropolitan club cheese giant, eat Joe me,
since brain come on.
Hey. You know they said I was virginia rainbow. Hunger younger two hours later
My god does the point: is you personally prevented a bunch of good policies because he loves my zombie ideas about deficits and any other zombie ideas? German runners, a movie star? No, now about politics about politics. I've got so many great enduring ideas that people can really get behind the philippines.
Actually protects minority rights, nay even
The guy was a war criminal. If he worked in washington, you should probably post something about him being a great dude if he dies. It's called respect
What have the decency reporters
Let those zombie ideas, huh
This is what my favorite zombie ideas that is actually
extreme to do what is needed to stop climate change, because the problem itself is extreme
and that its actually moderate and sensible to not stop it yeah that sucks.
certainly give your house is on fire its extreme to put it out and
cool and chill to save only the room with the tv. So why
Think these zombie ideas have such appeal.
The same reason: ninety sitcoms, a popular on netflix, John, there safe, and
in comfortable and we need a purple party.
Something it socially liberal and fiscally conservative and
This is the most important meal of the day that zombie nonsense eat low fat, drink skim, milk we need both parties to come together, bring outta here DC zombie. Saddam was right because she makes both sides. Mad trumpets,
smart god damn it. I hate that disease zombie aid is bad idea.
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to tell us what we need to know its katy laser news report, ali napkins, Colleen welcome
you're gonna burn, paulina, giddens colleen. Thank you so much for being here. Thank you. John. Oh boy
I do in colleague I'm doing well.
No thanks for being here. Thank you. So much
having the on John to talk about a crew
Shall issue affects
Our nations children this weekend, our top story,
tonight trick
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enforcement is warning parents to check their children's halloween candy carefully this year. What might look like a plastic pumpkin full of innocent treats could contain?
potency potentially dangerous man.
wanna edibles, really colleen. I'm kind of
I hear you say that this kind of thing actually happened. It's possible john. There
edibles that look exactly like candy. It is conceivable a kid. Could mistakenly eat one
and you can never be too careful when it comes.
to protecting our
children while of course call dean, but I read the new york times, peace just
this week about our trigger treaters receiving tain t candies.
Urban legend, there is basically no evidence. This ever happens,
Is that what you read in the new york times John, is that
article really something you'd want to read a mother or even a file.
as they rush their child to get their stomach pump after drowning
whole bag of stone or patch care?
first of all,
Where would I be reading this too apparent of a poisoned child
in the ambulance am I waiting in the back just in case second of all, a bag is like thirty.
buck's abner taxes plus. Yet to get them,
the dispensary sure, but if some
Absolute maniac were to slip it into your son or daughters. Patrol theme, fuzzy, candy bag. Take
have no idea what it was kids
reed John
and I certainly hope they can't recognising marijuana leaf on site. I mean maybe your
Kids can don't you dare insult my completely fictional children, Colleen, serious and cordelia are reading moby. Dick to us point is,
This seems exactly like the urban legends bees to hear about razors and apples, killing kids know kid has ever died or ever been injured by a razor in a candy apple. The few times have been reported. They ve turned out to be hoaxes whose
as a couldn't happen for real this year, John and too,
of your toddlers you're a reporter Colleen. I didn't want you, but I did a tiny shred of research and there's been
the really I had no choice. There has been only three
since? As if someone tampering with halloween candy since nineteen fifty nine and two of those instances where later debunked in one it was the day
you poison the candy, and now I have to know that. Are you
airport, bad colleen people- listen, I didn't want to do that, but you need to be careful. Ok, John. It's my responsibility to inform
programming that job creation,
Saving people from potentially dangerous situations, their children might find themselves, and that is my job and I won't stand for even one pre school are getting completely baked. John
my watch, the only care from marijuana poisoning and children are episodes of bloody and copious amounts of makin cheese. The only known cure
Kind of fear mongering Colleen might be good for ratings, but you're doing your viewers, it a service
focusing on these made up hypotheticals we're ignoring real threats. A pipeline broke
dump. Twenty five thousand gowns of oil on orange county beach is the only thing that put out the three months. Dixie fire was the bombs. I learned that brought torrential rains down its other california. We have the pray that the weather disasters cancel each other out now. What are they
but in the wrong order. Colleen, I don't know man. Ok, I've been at this stage
Twenty stepping sounds like it go on to have some glamour as corresponded job. They were just lose, rocks and dilute paused, and now I'm net deepen their heads
When I started this data was owned by an old woman, a nice one whose only editorial demand was telling viewers when the czech Brenda were in blue
You know to leave our damn house now world. By sinclair, I tried to tell you a story.
Wildfires being caused by climate change, but they kept crossing out clark
pollution and replacing it with a data.
People to be scared, but only by things that don't necessitate real
and so here I am reporting on access,
currently eating we'd candies by children. Hypothetically,
which is why it is so important for parents to inspect each piece of candy or child receives their lives, might depend
john it!
Colleen you're kind of
on the marijuana train again job before we come back from break. We do help me go through this candy and look verdant news where
the ones
Absolutely not three. Have these lollipop
Such events in all in them, I know because I brought them
Thus it is a harsh now, but a hard time, all right. What's a couple.
Know lollipops between friends
Why, anyway, thank
it's colleen atkins by Colleen bye. Please pass my resume on the ronin, I'm not sure, okay, okay, okay, okay! I was
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Large events, the global supply chain, has been plagued by disruptions in recent months, causing shortages of certain goods, rising prices and a bunch of weird
fox news segments about how Joe Biden stole christmas here.
buzz, walk through what actually happening. Please welcome to the stage.
Supply Jane?
These welcome to the stage the supply chain
is the supply chain here is: can we get the supply chain? Yeah? Oh okay, Jesus I'm coming all right. Give me a goddamn minute. Keep her sweatpants all right.
Ladies and gentlemen. Supply chain is finally here little slow. Sorry, thanks for being here you just where a little bit slow getting out here, oh what I
was I slow
it's always fuckin! Now now with you people, I'm sorry, I can't just materialise on your doorstep. This second
fuckin summon me.
A lot going on right now, don't
It is the wrong way supply chain. Well, I'm gonna! You look.
exhausted. Ok,
You are the true out you're. The time ass I got to
thousand shipping containers stuck on
Cargo ships off the coast of LOS angeles.
drivers? I bet
our downloader workers once they do make it into the poor. On top of that, I got about a million people drive.
begging me answers.
Media. You think I dont check
not all of the twitters here, the other ones. My phone is
unusable. Look, look on his asshole Mandy partaken said about me. You on it.
We have a charge around one percent supply chains, bones almost dead,
the zone rough. But let me ask you this supply chain. We ve been dealing with.
pandemic for over a year and a half. Now, why are you still in such bad shape
Why are you in such bad? I I I want a day out,
guys, I was uncalled for wild and how is harsh yeah I get irritable, I get irritable when I get blocked up.
I get it me just louis
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That's right: these backlogs
Happen me up or kill it may look. The short answer is this pandemic? Was
easy on me, minor. Okay, you guys you spent the last year and a half or
shit online, trying to fill the hole in your life created by the pandemic with fuckin object.
Spoiler alert that doesn't work key
trying european issues box.
Meanwhile, I've tried to recover from slow downs and shutdowns in factories around the world. That
coincided with a huge surge in consumer demand for random, an annex
Yet where was I supposed to source, although that toilet paper from John, where a mature, I'm not sure, but I really wish you'd figured it out because I'm not allowed back in carrasco, I did I did.
You're out eventually- and you know how you freaks of thanked me by continuing to spend every cell-
Can I have your free time online shopping even now that you
vaccinated what's the matter.
With you. I just needed nazism
potholders. That's all!
outside haven't
Sperience see a ban
and play alive, show with your friends right a fuckin bear
over a waterfall
a bunch of mushrooms and see if you can make it
through a whole matinee screening of deer Evan
edson fry the dry, it a good idea. I have strayed, begging you to stop buying things. Go crash,
axes wedding. Ok, I don't all right! Well,
why don't you another question which is what's up with this microchip shortage? That's a great question! I'll! Tell you what's up very prepared for these
Say what's up, we don't have enough of them. We don't got enough and I can't just snap my fingers and produce more microchips. John. I don't you know,
this from reading the occasional article between checking your fucking twitter mentions, but producing microchips at scale is not like baking soured ill bred. If you get it almost right, it's not just! Ok! Ok, it's silicon
Nothing that makes sense is yet to be exemplary, very exact, precise yeah, but don't yell at me. I'm nigh yelling at you. I am, but I'm not.
a yelling at this situation, a situation that you all created yeah, that's right,
This is where globalization look like. We wanted dirt. Cheap products or companies rely on manufacturing in countries with low costs and endless pursuit of efficiency and cancer.
nowadays in scale that has meant the entire globe
economy runs like a beautiful, delicate thoroughbred,
For sure magical fast, when she gallops
and you can have anything you want on your doorstep in a day, but one false step. One twisted ankle one path
bob, and then all you ve got is gelatin.
the store was actually
of gelatin thrive,
now two horses I used all
big bones for microchips and it didn't work
well, this is about is one one question for a final:
question: do you think that this will have any impact on holiday gifts? Giving will massive disruptions in the global supply chain impact your or
jeez stick winter
consumption, festival, yeah,
yeah well! Well, so don't go by your whisky stones. Just watch some good
the yard rocks
just watched the yard rugs people give it up for the supply jane made it here. He made it that it was hard enough to get him here. Rory scovel everybody in the role of a lifetime supply chain we come back, are spooked.
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Our back as you are all well aware, internal.
Search recently leaked by whistleblower france's. How can reveal that facebook is
very much aware how its algorithms radicalism.
there's this week reporting that's part of the facebook files,
papers are clusterfuck, provided more details like how, in the summer of twenty nineteen, a facebook employ created an account for a fictional conservative mom to observe how users can be pushed to extremism. The profile was quickly fed the
where's the internet has to offer and the results were compiled into report. Titled carol
journey to queue and on
We thus now is that fake proof
please welcome carol smith. I care I hi hi so nice to see you like so much review
Dammit wine thanks so much.
For being here. Thank you, John, I'm so happy to be here. Bank here you are you're, happy! Yes, that's it!
you have chosen ok,
we're happy to have. You know you joined facebook in the summer of twenty nineteen. Yes, my kids war
do please, but I just love those dominion means. I love those. Oh, how
your kids
I don't remember, let's ok,
so initially you just like the view. Conservative figures in pages, including donald trump, maloney, a trumpet
fox news based on this. After two days, facebook recommended you accuse on page right. Yes, yes, cues, my friend and by weak,
we there was, according to reports, a constant flow of misleading and polarizing content, including hate speech and misinformation that violates facebook's own rules. Well, I wouldn't say that I mean no. No, the facebook can play running your page said that I'm sorry the what your
While you know that right, I have
profile. Yes, but I run my account. I'm carol smith, oh boy,
This is awkward anyways moving on. Don't you think it's wildly irresponsible that just because you liked it
You conservative stories. You are immediately recommended conspiracy theories and other low quality sites.
Q isn't conspiracy, theory! Ok, I'm not one of those weirdos who thinks we lack live in a simulation hers.
right well, the week you weren't is active. You reportedly received a push notification about a false new story,
posted intergroup. I would call it a false story and what was that new story? It was opposed claiming that Barack Obama was born in kenya. Not like me,
I was born in way
I don't remember being born? That's ok because none of us do not think so.
you don't see this as being an issue like a debunked fear mongering story by the democratic former president being pushed into your feet in two thousand and nineteen. Why are you saying it like that, like in twenty nineteen, it is twenty nineteen
it's twenty twenty one. What's
it has to be the sum of twenty nineteen. Still. Oh, that's me.
Facebook shut, your account down after four weeks, you're, not really making sense right. Now, I'm a red white and blue blood at american woman. I love
politics than poppies, and you better believe I am planning to vote, but the elect
already happened. Did you vote? I am planning to votes on all
is planning to go. It's all mice, almost time to vote, because the demo rats will steal this election, their planning to steal the election, its twenty
nineteen and we have to be ready,
carol, what do you remember from before the summer of twenty nineteen
if the whole lie about me out middle aged. I grew up
in
I'm having a hard time remembering but I'll tell you what I know for certain. These anti for terrorists are spread, baying everywhere, antigua and common harrison caravans. I remember that I can pick
a farm but its fuzzy? And if
just step away from facebook. For one moment I could remember but care
I'm so sorry to tell you this, but you can't step away from facebook. What are you
Of course I can I'm carol smith
was born in in a man,
a car, and I love
this country and democrats down- and I m really do not exist in the real world if you
could you show me how to log off? I could prove it to you right now. It seems like I don't.
this draft law, but actually that's true of a lot of my friends on facebook. A lot of my friends forget themselves. So I'm sure you're wrong, John, I'm sure,
I'm real and I'm just another person whose laws than the algorithm and I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I went on the rabbit whole it I don't want to be here any more so awful year, so angry and mean and ridden with anxiety and I'm girls myth.
drop is our last careless.
Profile, calm down carol. What do you think about vaccines? I'm not one of those liberal california, hippies against vaccine those wine country dopes. Still twenty nine jane would just love to give you a pub pub. Does that ever reload, oh god, she's gonna make cheeseburger be carol smith, everybody up or carol snip the fake facebook profile that radicalized in the summer of twenty nineteen one more time per character like a facebook profile, help from twenty nine jean. Please welcome cara, demi, megan and rory back to the stage now it's time for the rat wheel. You know how it works this week on the wheel we have genes.
racist dogs. The new york times, spelling bee demoralising inhuman process that is deporting an airplane parents who are about english homework
squid game accountant dogs in halloween costumes. This terrible world series- and
people not using headphones in public places
spin, the wheel
it has landed on world series matches suggested, ok, flanagan, I'm now again, but Colleen would hate this world series show its build, went at a cheat, aren't they.
She did a long time ago. Thank you.
You're, mad bab logger fans were met. He doesn't know what I'm talking about, but weren't
and then some embrued but you're wrong. They did fuckin she and there was a
year off where we were in the stands and we didn't get to be like blue
too bad. We use the love you, you bite, size, polly, pocket now with bulgaria, hey harass, so that's one team and then the other team does the tomahawk trop, which were definitely, I don't think supposed to be.
I am obviously a white woman name again and even I think it's bad so definitely seems bad. The crowds were both of them. Oh MIKE, I'm just scanning the braves being like do any of you like stacy abrams, it's a frightening match up
and I hope they both lose. What might I would say is let's route for a lot of injuries, but that's not nice, so I'm so
I am furious about this world series batch up between the los angeles dodgers. No, no, no
between the braves yep and
oh the asteroids. They did jean. I remember that in the news I remember stories about their cheating biogas, just at the asterisk mike, so we haven't decided yet
is cheating going on
spit it again
the
it has landed on genes I'll go ahead by car. Ok, it's not genes! Ok, my purse,
problem is that I love jeans, but I'm not going to be buying a new fucking style of jeans every goddamn year. Okay, I got rid of all my bootlegs and I bought the skinnies and I'm not going back. Okay, you're not going to sell me on a fucking cropped jean that also bootlegs under the knee fuck you like. What is that I just and that and that or it's like a big boyfriend jean. That goes, I like a gene that goes right up under my bosom for sure I'll, take the higher the waist the closer to god, but I will not be fucking with the way that the leg goes and then now bell bottoms are back. I know nope
they are now. I think you before this very show I urged
things. I also want to point out that I bought for my character for hours ago at the rupture before this very show. I realize I didn't have cocky pants, because I'm gay
I so I
went down the street to an urban outfitters to see if they had cocky pants, and that was the first time I felt like I was a thousand fucking years old. I warn you that store and I was like I felt like a vampire entering a house without permission. Like my
skin started to mount sucked spirit.
the
It has landed on racist dogs having Jemmy, you suggested, I'm sure. Did
yeah no destroys one yeah yeah, I'm
Its negative others are observed. Ok, so my girlfriends neighbour, as a dog that barks at me, and no one else, and I
it's racist and if you're, white and pink- and you know it's racist, we can tell they bark with a hard r. The thing that I can't understand is that nobody, here's the thing like just thinking about it from a scientific standpoint. How are there still racist dogs like? I don't understand it will do like believe. Like twelve years.
Two thousand nine is the earliest that are racist. Dog could be born and hat legal. Had
make a dog racist like flashcards. What are you doing here?
at kinko's and print out special flashcards, because they're colorblind are you doing like ooh John Mccain, good, the entire cast of insecure bat like how do you get there and the worst part about it is whenever someone has a racist dog and they bark at me they're always like? Oh my god, I'm so sorry. He never does this? That's the worst thing you can say to me, because what I'm hearing is, oh, my god, I'm so sorry, my dog and I do not spend time around black people. Don't do that. I do not need to be the first black person your dog meets. I don't want to be a test subject for your kkk nine. What I need you to say every single time is I'm so sorry he does. This all the time I got him
my grandmother. She drove us into him. However. She had a heart attack when moonlight came,
an awesome. Let's spin it again,
It is loaded on peer.
Who care about english homework
there's an ad. That's been airing in the virginia governors race, where than young men whose very tall bad person, but with care
dies though he may win, not obey the rules,
in this out. This woman laments what's happening to our nation schools. It turns out that what she's upset about is that when her son was in high school years ago, he had to read the
beloved by tony morrison, and he had nightmares and, honestly, that's ok,
things in cause. Nightmares. If you want
episode of side. Well before you go to bed, tat can be a nightmare
it's just using stuff from your life. The nightmare
comes from within your brain
cleaning up after a long day, so that parts fine
you can have a nightmare about anything. You know
I was a kid. My mom
old in a vcr and I watched Jeff becomes or when I had a hundred one fever,
was a bad idea, but my
didn't, then call the school to try to ban death becomes her, which, when it makes sense, was a part of the curriculum.
The point is where this went wrong. Is that boy
told his mother and then that mother called the school. And then she launched a long term campaign to ban the book beloved from her children, school and the sun is now
embarrassed about this at all he loved it talks about it a lot and is now a lawyer for the republican party in the district of columbia.
The first mistake: parents should never know what their children are doing in school. That is now
not necessary not for them. Let's spin it again,
The
It has landed on people not using headphones in public places.
You are watching your ipad or you're fucking, god damn phone and you don't have headphones and you ve gotten on full volume. Who do you?
you are and what god damn world do you think you live in where I gotta listen to your fuckin thing, and I know what you're doing you
challenging me to challenge you.
and I'm scared. You need to know that I'm not confrontational. If
go to a restaurant and I am served the wrong food. I
I would even say anything. I just eat it since this
no I'll just eat it. I'm not going
up on your shoulder? Hey? Can you turn your phone down we're on a fucking airplane instead, what I think we should all do,
get on. Your spotify accounts go ahead.
download a norwegian death album and be ready for these moments?
when sitting at the gate, they got the music going put on norwegian death, metal and just stare at them, and just what is this? What we're doing is this how we're living? I need you to know what I like. I don't want to know what you like, I don't care,
at your video game and also when you get off of a plane, go in order quit acting like you gotta you have nowhere to go. You have nowhere to go. If you did, you wouldn't have flown southwest, you would have spent the money and cared more all right. It's all thanks to Debbie did you either rory scovel and garrick. Like that, the red wheel, we come back we'll end on a high note and we're back now, it's time to end on a high note. Oh I'm excited for this one where's that z, hey
bring I've gotta. My god does. Actually I'm excited about this one.
This is the rare double negative high note zack. What's your highness
I didn't lose my hand that you're, hot
Your high note is that you didn't lose your hand say more about that. Its
and the gross, but I I stabbed my wrist woodworking for my job yeah, but you didn't lose your hand. I didn't lose my head, but it sounds like you could. Have I could've yeah and it was it. Was it like very
losing your hand,
losing movement
regret, paralyzing my head, and what were you whittling, some sort of what we are doing scrimp china with carbon? Is your age in the ship art of scrimp charm? I wish I was carbon drawer, your carving, a drawer, interesting, but of antique drawer and anti drawer. You can't carbon
and he did you not. I mean. Did you see the problem so there's a paradox in there? Maybe that's, maybe that's why when so wrong for you,
I'm glad you didn't lose your hand, bag dj. What is your highness? I met their teacher at elementary school not far from here.
Yeah formal sitting there about eight years old, and earlier this week one of my students checked
colleague, who works at my school on my pronouns
I care what your high out. My I know is that, right before the show happened, my manager at the arizona Democrats gave me the ok to announced
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stipulate how important it is for me to be here right now used to live in europe, and I come from a very conservative, evangelical families
being abroad and having a conservative, echo chamber and listening to you guys on positive america,
Turning to love it or leave, it gave me so much hope and having you all on the stage. I cried in my seat and I can't even tell you how
in full. It was to have a tether back to own america that I could return to when I came back from europe's. Thank you.
this is my high note. So no thank you, I'm so glad you're here things recovering needs cavern
what's your eye known my hand,
is that, even in the face of a pandemic, I work full time in theatre which is really
Gaza yeah we're going to show you workin on re? Now I just finished play I we're from Boston, and so we just
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I mean, what's your I know well next week,
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