Trump finds a new low. Republicans find ways to avoid confronting him. And Tom Cruise finds a way BACK INTO OUR HEARTS. Backstage in Salt Lake City, Lovett catches up with Jon Favreau, Tommy Vietor, Dan Pfeiffer, and Erin Ryan on Trump's fascist rally, the CNN debate draw, and the Cats/Top Gun divide. Then we go to a fantastic live show with James Adomian, Kiran Deol, and Jenny Yang to cover Democratic infighting, straight bars, and how we finally got Bernie Sanders on the show.
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speakers are the phrase, love it or leave. It has come back into the mainstream. Why?
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yes times of that sort of going great on Wednesday. It fell to rally. After going on a vicious dishonest, ran about IRAN, omar the crowd began. Chanting send her back. The president then said earlier today. They denounce those members of his crowd that did the chant, despite not so
im in the moment even lied about it, claiming that he had tried to silence him when, in fact he did that thing where he kind of walks around and let's the kind of evil wash over him. John, do you think republicans have done enough to push back against their against their president? Do you think I think they've done enough,
Asking the question I'm a journalist yeah I did. I did think it was interesting that some of the republicans were more quick to condemn the crowd than they were the president when he made the racist comments in the first place,
so they were totally. They were quick to say like? Are we don't like that crowd? That was bad, but when Donald trump said leave america, there are like what that's fine. He was just joking right. It was like there at the time. Tell us did that is. I will appear on charges
president, what will people say and the crowd just some words from the crowd but they're just repeating back, I don't like it. I don't like it. The president doesn't like it either use cynical jerks. Mr Marco Rubio is one minute. Fifty second video where he said he was not going to engage in this discussion because it is unfair and he's going to be above the fray, which is why he filmed a
about it. He sucks sucks so bad words. I am so much of the Rubio video so funny because it takes that hasn't video and he says you know, there's people that want me to take a stand, one
than other divide us make me choose between two now
racism or denouncing the people that denounced racism, but I'm not going to
into that game- and it's like don't worry marker literally no,
I thought you were going to get involved. No one thought you were going to get into the fight, not Donald's or up. No one cares about. You know you have made yourself invisible. You are morally absent from the conversation. No one worries about having your vote. Mcconnell doesn't worry about it. Trump doesn't worry about. Democrats. Forget you exist, so you don't need to film a video to let us know you're not going to enter the fray. The fray is not expecting you. There is no se card with your fucking name on it. In the biggest debates of our
in died. While I feel like I'm stuck here, I don't care if parliament likely. That seems that's a really good point, because a quick path to relevance for any republican restorative
wishy washy and no longer someone has talked about would be to actually come out and denounce what the president did or embrace with the president did, but, let's hope, denounce. But
you're, just a craven right, winger and you'd want attention you could. That would require a spine principles, some sort of integrity that great from libya. It's also this last point is that a bunch of republicans have privately of course said how frustrated there were added did lead to trump saying he renounced it wouldn't want to do it again, so reminder that when republicans do decide to even do the smallest amount of push
yes, our trump, it can work. It's impossible. Next topic, CNN hell. They draw to determine the debate.
Ups lasted one hour. They posit midway through to do analysis about what the rest of the draw might mean. We found ourselves denouncing it in real time as a stupid spectacle that may Democrats look small and not reduce. Milan was important moments in our politics to a game, and then I do think it's worth all of us in meeting that in the final moments we were on the edges of our seat, like it was the final moments of the fund.
You probably think we cheered richard. It was just like the nba class, like you, don't have to really watched till the fourth quarter. Oh that's my extra
so that is all that I love I like sports, and you really don't have to watch most basketball games and do a fourth core, the cnn. By the end it was
thrilling and we will see them should be truly embarrassed that they paused their own draw where we would figured out the final results. The final stage. Everything would have been set to do stupid country in the middle. That is the most outrageous decision and enable news,
moment was they decided not limited final before the final, for that tuesday night was the moderate night and they spent five minutes talking about how we can have these moderate sunset together debating each other and then
secondly, said elizabeth warrant and because the liberals hadn't been drawn, yet you both eyes, there can point to this. One is cable. Tv is ultimately about filling time. There's always twenty four hour of the day you have to fill and they wanted to keep everyone like us
watching till the suspense ornaments missionary, others like amours, there's a there's. A more serious point here, which is there is
thing, not healthy about taking politics and covering it like sports right. Like we ve been on,
trend for a long time, political brandon themselves as the espn politics. But once you have turned the debate into the
a draft lottery like think, there's some rubicon that we probably crossed yet none of those people.
All that were on the fake desk at cnn in the big studio. That's supposed to look like, I know a spaceship. None of us
will ever actually going to feel the effects of a new administration, really their rich, their privilege
they live in urban areas, the relatively protected from the effects of
station and the effects of a president, the people
our impacted by the next election or not people. There are treating it like a game. I grew the final topic.
Earlier today, new trailers for both top gun, sequel and cats, dropped on the internet
me horny. The other. May me really. Horny guess is the real time. Scaring guy
I hope that it was the hope that I might get to see my man, Tom skerritt cats was one horny topic was too horny, I gotta tell ya: I am a sucker for a really cool fighter, jet flying fast, just above the ground, on like a desert salt flat. I bet there's one right nearby, but this shit is happening.
We should go find it. I mean, as in most days today was really it came down to an oiled up tom cruise verses. Pussy
Well, I think we all know what side I fall on before before we were talking about. The trailer Aaron said that maybe this one they'll call a power bottom gun the sequel of the sequel. Yet evolution in the character
put fire jetson the trailer, but actually he flies fighters for five minutes. Then it's two hours of him coming to terms with the fact that he's gay and was in love with this. Aren't we come back, you will have the wives
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Sometimes you have to admit marine doubt has a point. You know, you're gonna, do an opening about trump and the tweets and we'll talk about it. But it's like how much racist tweet content have we all imbibed already? I just don't know what to do. It's, maybe the most racist and on american thing, he's ever said, which is impressive, because he's
Life long racist with no bedrock values whatsoever and then earlier today the Democrats couldn't manage to just pass a resolution without stepping on their own dicks
Why that guy walk out the podium to stay there. Do your job just dropped the gavel and walks away
relinquish my command stay up there.
member of congress get his walk away from the day, s embarrassing dynamite
we're all having stress dreams. Okay,.
Joe Biden did when this was his comment. If trump
and have a raises bone in his body, then Tromp doesn't have any bones now. I think it's helpful to do the contra positive, which is if trump has bones their race.
bones. Therefore, if he has no racist bones, he has no boss he's boneless. Some might still call him a wing, but I don't think it's fair to call a boundless anything, a wing just to peace, chicken. What's a boundless wing verses, a tender.
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Is a comedian, a former labor organizer and host of the podcast a little forward. Please welcome back jenny, Yang hi hi, so excited to be back good. To have you back
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Oh good morning, good morning doctor and a doctor how you doing james, I'm great. Thank you, John woo, I'm sitting on this stage. It's exciting
bid stage this the best crowd, really love it or leave it.
You got a hot crowd with a lot of energy in the room, mostly coming from the cricket in the ceiling
Then it's improv dude, the cricket. Coming for the silent
once also be also be honest. This afternoon, at around three thirty Travis and I were in an unused officer, crooked
that. We call therapy and say what the fuck are we going to talk about, because
how many times can we scream trump is raises into a microphone a lot we kind of built this show around it, but still there's that cricket. It's insane. The cricket is so pay.
talk about the tweets he had to show up in time in crickets always do
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last november, if you don't remember, democrats took back the house and among them, were for progressive congresswoman of color alexandria cause your cortez ilan omar regime.
italy and representative. I oughta presley teamed up and started working together and progressive issues and began to refer to themselves as the squad which, if anyone else did it we'd hates, but because it them
we're fine, but then, when we say we feel bad because you don't like casually saying the squad,
They became insane celebrities, not just because they are good at instagram libel that was helpful, but also because of their top stances and votes almost
Idiot leonardo started for me in the media that pitted these women and nancy pelosi against each other. This was at times most definitely true, but also has been misrepresented by republicans to increase infighting within the democratic party. All four of the women voted for Pelosi to be speaker, but at other times they have vocally challenged her when she's stayed less progressive on issues. The most recent example of this being a border bill in which the squad and again not my term, were the only democrats to vote again.
so an interview with more endowed? We all know what happened there, a fight broke out. Then sensing
Nuanced conversation about race and power, Donald trump decided to burst through the walls of the argument like a racist,
wade. Man
tweeted on July, fourteenth pretending to defend pelosi and suggested that the squad should go back to where that wherever country they came from this every casual observer understands is a remarkably racist thing to say about american citizens, especially since three of the four women,
were born in this country and one that wasn't has been a citizen longer than the first lady. What father who is a patriot.
What I do. I dont really cared to you. He was she was just waiting for a response. You desert argument the jacket right
Jacket, yes, I think, is something like that. It was the tsar, a jacket, zog and taken a paper.
Having that jacket to sell at all the fuck is that jacket, who's that jacket for non call people,
Also, there's a bunch of you that bought that jacket before millennia trump had other like that jacket got fox
like you, we ve returned. That's the worst case seem outfit.
No? No I'm not I'm not about my age. Is there. I thought it was kind of cheeky. What's followed trumps tweet
in two days of media outlets debating whether or not to call the president, racist and republicans flat out refusing to say that the tweet was in bad taste. Very few came out against the tweet and almost none of them called it. Racist,
this committee today in a house resolution passed with bipartisan support, condemning the president's comment about the four members of congress. Jenny obviously have come to expect this from trump. What do you think would be the most productive take away or conversation that could come from this saga number one apparently, some spokesperson of my princess was cool.
Saying, like oh chop, can't be racist because he has allaying chow. It is
their em like are you kidding me, take away for anyone never use.
My friend is asian as a. I am not racist defense.
I was like. Are we really at square one on this? Everyone in here you can all use me, as your excuse now
the not racist yeah? First of all, MIKE pence's spokesman, you just call
Hence this is easier. Also Mcconnell was ass. Would it be races to say to your wife, secretary of transportation, Alain chow go back from where you?
aim and he went off for five minutes. I saw people
These I'd hate to go home tonight be mitch. Mcconnell can have to face that now. These two people are fucking stone, cold in it. For the same reasons, they are
she's cool with him saying anything. He's cool with her saying anything I feel like their bond is rock fucking solid,
and- dare I say it, pretty sexual
I just want us to face the facts: marriage
marriage is strong. The marrow,
between Mitch, Mcconnell and Elaine chao is obviously strong.
she's, she's the labour secretary right or with issue transportation, our labour now she's transportation eyes, but she's been both and actually it's crazy twice in history, there has been a woman who has been both labour secretary and transportation secretary and
whose husband has been majority leader, because Liddy dull also had those two jobs lights and her husband was sent a majority leader. Ok, what are the odds are that this is why the illuminati is real speaks, proves everything or Mitch Mcconnell, any lean, chow we're just looking at the dolls as their lead
guiding path that was there how their cards like there? That's our no house of guys like there are beetles
sure when Mitch Mcconnell opened up his high school locker, there's a picture of bob all
when awaiting chow was like carbon iron in the garage there's a little picture of Liddy door on the mirror. You know
Her inspiration, like rates like hell, I use chris Pratt the man he should just be a thick me he's beautiful as he is he's beautiful, as a thickness
why do they have to eat nothing and become just sinew for marvel? Let them let him go on his journey and karen feels like every few months. Trump says something racist. We call them racist. He says he isn't it just happens again. Do you think we've learned anything so far from
episode. Or are we just going to be in this cycle till the day he's reelected.
I told you, I'm gonna be peppering those in between now and twenty twenty two fucking deal with that people don't chain.
Terribly, you can never be a totally different person than who you are, but you can be the best version of yourself or you can be the worst version of yourself in what's been interesting to watch about trump as he's kind of progress
the course of his like career in the media is he's just become kind of like a caricature of who he began. As its
little bit of a bummer. And how do you, if you are a person going about your day and you're looking at twit,
but you also have to like, do your job or do whatever it is. How do you like both respond to eat something
egregious and not normalize it, but also not be so reactionary that you let it like ruin.
day, James, its twenty twenty ready
so clearly what we are seeing is what Donald trump plans to do, whether he's being strategic or not his idiot savant racist base, rolling brain, has landed on
once again, as his main kind of way of engaging in politics, is what he did in the run up to the mid terms and making
about the caravan obviously did not work for him. It's what he's going back to it's september of two thousand and twenty and donald trump has done this kind of thing again, looking to pay democrats as radical while using racism to get it in front of people and also simply by being racist. Who do you view amongst these democratic candidates as the best able to take that moment and respond to it, because they'll have to respond while still making an argument, not just against trump, but for something better. That's an interesting question. I think we'll have to see what they say. Yeah. I think the the ball is in their court. In many ways, trump has capitalized on
in Sweden, for example, means he blows, is criticising andrea Cassio Cortez a lot lately and he's smart enough of a game player to go or I'm gonna insert myself and make them both lose. I think the important thing is gonna be to back up squad. I think he's one of many people that are actually criticising them, because their ideas are good in popular in
They see the terrifying all of the libertarian brows so much because they don't respect their sacred ideas and their represent a new world, and so I don't know which candidate is going to handle it. The best I'm waiting to see I like that bernie step forward is raising money for them. People are still daily coming forward.
talking about it. I do probably think divide and won't help, no matter what he says. You not hear the bones thing:
the bouncing thing rules: hey you, mother, fucker. If you don't have a racist guess, what no skeleton you are
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doesn't have motor reflexes that run through your frontal cortex
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another Joe Biden, dunk.
I we're lucky right now to have four congresswoman that are that awesome.
I haven't seen. I haven't seen that in my life
member that I really love Bernie sanders and I live member when he got elected office.
we were all rest, feingold and Bernie sanders. This then at the same time and then must fangled lost
and with all its really cool to have four representatives, this awesome were this young at the beginning of their careers, some of them too young to run for president even and their very popular in their ideas are very popular and they have the bad guys terrified. That's why this is happening. I think that there are still whinnying
you're going to get a lot of negative attention when you're good in your winning. I think that's right. I also think it has, I hope, shown democrats in congress in stark relief how counter productive it is for us to fight amongst.
Cells in public. In such a personal and petty way. You know I have a long standing, personal belief about a zombie apocalypse, and it is this. It is that I believe the zombie apocalypse
is possible and we will take some heavy losses in the early days. However, this is, however, films overestimate how hard it will be to rebuild once we ve gotten the hang of the rules, because, ultimately, a zombie is just a tiger that makes more tigers when it bites you, but our problem with tigers is not getting good bye
Tigers were good at not getting bit by tigers. You see what I'm saying it's obviously very dangerous, that zombies can turn human beings into zombies. That makes them a fearsome, predator. You you're with me.
once we figure out how to stop being beaten by them, which again should be simpler than these films make it? Look there just tigers
We can defeat. Tigers pointed
is zombie,
tv shows, and films figure out pretty quickly that zombies aren't as ferocious an enemy as you want them to be, and so it becomes about people fighting each other, creating an opening for zombies. I think imagine that you ve caught for awesome women of color,
young zombie slayers that are taken care, the zombies and then Nancy pelosi waves in goes. You guys need the email me privately led. That's why
do their job back. There may see just wants to know what kind of weapons they're using to murder then zombies, students, it makes sense in fairness in energy policy, she's,
killing? Zombies herself for fixed-
It's that time for a long time for a long time. Let's try one thing that does make me incredibly optimistic about this is like you know, the the rhetoric is the rhetoric, but at the
the day. It's like this.
Congress has more diverse than any congress in the history of the united states even gave in that trunk is in office, and even given all of that, the terrible and pessimistic stuff that's happening, and I find that
very encouraging us to me. It means that, regardless,
what you say or what kind of tantrum you throw is a seventy year old man. It's like changes is jenny.
when the inevitable, the truth is that the argue,
thither having is real and important right and it's how to fight? It's an argue about how to fight, and I think it,
one. We need to have in its serious right, like these are real differences that you can't just paper over. You can't just say, let's be united, because we're trying to say
It means to be united in what we're all standing for together. I just think it's important, as I hope the wake up call from this raises nonsense. Is we can find a way to have these disagreements without creating the space for donald trump, to use it against us so easily that
that's all you say, I'm really disappointed that none of us acted out. Ms mckenna lane chow having sex, just dixie amazonas aright
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senator from vermont is the only thing I'm junior at getting booed by someone to my left. That's ironic. I think that she thought
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the primary we're starting our own pledge, pinning presidential candidates town on the issues that matter most segment, work calling queen for a day
senator sanders has agreed to be the fifth candidate to face the gauntlet. Are you ready
sounds ready, sure sounds ready. First question
on day, one do you pledged to eliminate daylight savings and never let the american people see dark before five pm again or thank you for this course to job. For far too long, american families have been able to save as much daylight as the parents of grandparents,
I think we need a mass movement for people to come together to be able to change.
The regulation of daylight and guess force the wool straight back.
No one wants to serve as much daylight.
Elizabeth Warren has introduced a plan to break up the big tech companies how many
accidental reply all emails? What a member of your cabin any to send before you fired them? I see what there was a very enticing preamble that had nothing to do with the corset.
Next question. As president: will you give Michael phelps an official our ban?
about the time we got our mad at him and made him go too. We have for taking a bomb rip ever winning like a hundred gold medals at the limp eggs or you think Michael folks were clean race or you
for that from a blight. We disagree on a lot of political projects and I've always been more of a fan of the butterfly strook you're in this
a quarterly with michael folks? Well, I think, as americans, in all citizens of the world, we can come together and figure out. How
who knock our ears on the side of the pool when we have water in our ear. So inspired right now, so you're, a no nonsense, sort of guy who looked like I could handle about four or five percent nonsense. When someone claims to have read a book but actually just listened to the audiobook, does it count? I didn't
was I that was. I couldn't hear it sounded to me. He was so fast. It sounded like the honey nut. Cheerios bee, that's correct. It's day, one of a Bernie sanders presidency. What should America do with all the people who are really into paintball? Well, paypal has it's place or think
people should be tightly regulated. I've been criticised for being four left is the little bit too in bed with the large paintball gone murder,
sure is what I will remind you. I got a day. Minus rating from the national paypal
so we have no!
in my inauguration what should the default mustard be when someone says with mustard, yellow mustard or spicy brown mustard john? I treasure the ability to answer this question that you have given me
it's a privilege when I think of spicy brown mustard.
a lot of americans think of great report, which immediately makes me think of two general bentleys to members of the one percent, probably the top ten percent of the people
one percent handing spicy brought home from window to window, in my view,
I say that what I always mean is that's the way I see it and therefore that's the way it is
in my view, yellow mustard,
the only kind of most but but everybody knew needs
What kind of you from brooklyn is gonna come on this stage and tell me that yellow mustard is the muster wont. Let me first shrivel too much bucking vermont for you as a friend
try to turn if you're going to try to turn brooklyn goods for mods that maybe I've got those you've got a place with Hillary Clinton. Forty six to copper, I don't care for most of myself. I eat entirely oatmeal
your taxing with your vice president, Andrew Yang. You send a really funny joke which
other. He writes the word ha ha ha or do that. I message thing where you can add a ha ha bubble to the text. Oh sure, if you double click on a thing- and it says you got an exclamation point towards us
What ora ho ho ho couple of little things
oh yeah. I am open open to the possibility. He could be my vice president, because we might interpret divided convention if the democratic is
obviously forces andrew yard, or there will look
germany Bernie sanders in a divided contentious convention
andrew Yang is. Why Lyndon johnson then? Yes, I think that it's entirely appropriate to double click on a message. However, he will never be able to communicate with me that way, because I use a jitterbug and I am proud of her
rank the spider man.
Tom HOLLAND, andrew garfield, tobey, maguire, well, okay, for those only one spider baird that matters to me, and that is the print spiderman, the bread spiderman. I don't go in for a lot of the open topic most of the pictures. I like spider man when you can see them on the page and he goes there. He is he's swinging. I believe it I don't like seeing oh he's swinging. I don't believe it. I'm sorry, that's incorrect. The correct answer is Andrew Garfield never played spiderman, that's not real. Well, I thought you said James caulfield, James garfield, the former president, did briefly play. Spiderman,
next question. Senator Sanders taking closed right ticket codes right from the eu, there's just no reason to cough right in the mike senator in up for for too long, the elite of this country has been encouraging us to cough off microphone and throw for stifle exactly how bad things have gotten. I see
ex question, taking clever of utrecht advocates, that's good answer. I think that was a good, then exit
his answer me. What I'm learning is that, if I bullshit long enough, you will move on to the next question. I wish the bridge
Madame would have applied those rules of the west, the right. What's where your parents
on paper launched an easy. I got a wall so
in today's clay, as grab the mike
Can we remove Angie debates when we get him out of here? Get about it? You're negligible next question: taking clothes right from the drier, instead of putting them away, lazy or efficient or remember of amerika franklin. Roosevelt was present when drawing up with
fantastic luxury and when we had a dry or we would not only carry the closed lovingly put them inside the trial, and we didn't have our own dry it. There was a community drier
How old are you won't you remember me,
personally I been holding a little older than the main look. Let me put it this way. I grew up with william Jennings Brian, like he was a boy
well, you are a boy young rotting, older than the concept of a nickel,
What look, if you're, in a hurry, throw your socks withdrawing next week
gen and you need to be honest with the american people who would win in a no holds barred street fight you Joe Biden or guy pearce in character as old whelan from prometheus, while plumbers years as a fair.
If lopsided phil imagining the possibility that cuba, human beings are descended,
from a hoarder really and culture and like half the respect, the vision of it was woodley scott. If I'm gonna have to respect the division of Ridley Scott, I think it's attractive tickets, a greater work that some people say gladiator was correct,
but look although hold our haired little barton and guard peers in the arena. If you will you've got a headbutt guy, pearce and gulf avoidance throat. That's exactly what I'm gonna do you gotta be gotta, be me and I will bite
I bite, if it. If I, if it's just me and no rules, I will bite Joe Biden, your bite em, I will be biting barton. You have a specific part of him. You'd go for first! Well, I don't want to hurt the guy too much, I'm going to bite him on his hair
You going to bite him in his hair. I said
hand of a separate final question for the. Why would the real Bernie sanders come on their show? Let me
I status this. I say that what I mean is I'm going to say something.
or you more opposed to coming on the shop
However, I noticed that it turns to happen, live at the improv comedy club here, one morose in los angeles
by more of a comedies thor guy
and
Ladies and gentlemen, give it
for senator Bernie sanders. You ran through the guy, you did great was yunus. Well, he was you know, I'm still. Eighty five percent for Bernie sanders
after that before and after it is my guy mostly, it is truly insane at eight seventy seven year old, jew from brooklyn chose, yellow mustard, and it's something
I'll, be thinking about for a while. I dunno that up with Bernie
I will take it up with them, I'm just like thinking about it and think about the kind of money
he would have had growing up jerk gilded. You got your good yes and that's it,
the list. When we come back, we're gonna play a game,
about nelson mandela!
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Dallas inaugural address that goes like this, our deepest sphere
not that we are inadequate, our deepest spheres that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light, not our darkness, that most frame,
ass we are all meant to shine as children. Do we were born to make manner,
the glory of god that is within us. It's not just in some of us. It is in every one, and has
let our own light shine. We unconsciously give others permission to do the same as we are liberated from our own fear. Our presence automatically liberates others. It's a beautiful quote by nelson Mandela that has popped up all over the place like when it was read aloud in the film a
the b go over there and read the quotation? That's on the wall. Read it aloud. Please, our deepest fear is not that we ain't adequate,
or in an inspirational scene. That features in the background channing tatum. In the film coach carter, we got shit to do sir
our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. But here's the thing about that club
Nelson Mandela never said it was actually written by marianne williamson, a quote that has been widely attributed to nelson mandela for so long and has made its way into various films attributed to him is actually from the nineteen ninety six book, a return to love people on the internet loved the word. So much they started attributing it to nelson mandela and it stuck Jesus Christ. So she really is a warrior of energy. She helps a lot of people. You got
we're making some really good points. In fact, the discovery made us laugh. It also raised some interesting questions, which is why we're playing a game called girlfriend. You are so the president of south africa,
We need another like to play the game. I what's your name, even tat, yvonne tat. Well, there's gonna, be fun. Ok, because here
the deal we're going to read you a bunch of quotes somebody
or by nelson mandela summit.
or by marian williamson. My friends are dragged me about this
it's really rough, so you're, good luck,
you think it's marian Williams in law
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nelson mandela, hero of south african liberation same and you say, Mandela. Each of us has a unique part to play in the healing of the.
world mender mary,
and the time for healing of the wounds has come the moment to bridge the chasms that divide us has come the time to build is upon us.
gotta goddammit,
Everyone can rise above their circumstances and achieve success if they are dedicated to and passion about what they do. Marianne Mandela
We are to do with. There is a deep psychological and emotional imperative for us to do. That's our point of power, the source of our brilliance, our powers not rationally or wilfully called forth. Its a divine dispensation and active grace
marianne. What reparations carry that race based policies do not is that reparations can carry spiritual force. There is an
me a call by marianne,
You gotta do that one nice to get some help. Is there some help happening nope? Alright, she was just crazy at the debate. So are alright. Alright
in the carriage of growth that we should learn from both pleasant and unpleasant experiences. Minha gotta
we are no longer ambitious for ourselves, but rather inspired by the vision of a healed world. Minna Mary,
I like friends, who have independent minds because they tend to make you see problems from all angles: Nan mendel
There comes a time not too long into the journey to god when the realization that the world could work beautifully. If he would give it a chance, begins to excite us, it becomes our new motivation agenda.
ariane, it's a tragedy. What is happening with bushes doing all bush wants is iraqi oil. Marianne Mandela
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lying causes city with deep, deep, deep, realms of racial injustice, both in our criminal justice system and in our economic system.
Yeah see long live the cue
Revolution long live comrade fidel castro.
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Have you I'm so glad you got to play? You won the game and a parachute gift card yeah I going to say just really happy to be here. How lovely I'm sorry we made you play this game,
who did a line was so I know I know the bush statement. I was like
well they're gonna marry again. No! No news! Mandela,
which was aided worldwide. It's almost as if we ve kind of forgotten. We had
a maniac president who plunged our country into chaos dysfunction and in misery
while creating our reputation around the world, literally fifty
years ago, but it's how quickly we figured out the back of the fish ball in those days are over clean that
We forget. I also learned that you should never play the end of the second act of a movie by itself, because it'll always look cheesy matter. What happens? Yes, I will, I think, that's mostly true. However, the ninetys were rough time for long held shots and people standing up in classrooms to say something like two things happen in movies, certainly in the nineties that never actually happened in the world. One is someone taking over a podium at an event in which they were not meant to speak
and them winning over the crowd, something that happens repeatedly in nineties films, whereas in real life someone's like get this guy off of here. This is a high school graduation. Why is he telling us he's sorry for his spending too much time being a lawyer security and going home to be with the family like get off? That's crazy, there's a whole bunch of other people here that don't know in your mind, there's music, because this is so narcissistic.
because it was written by an l, a narcissist and made by elly narcissus. So nobody stopped it on its way to production has just said our sister grabbed the podium get em off there
it's a bad debt. Narcissists get him on the podium. It's another one of these l, a bad dad, narcissist living out of fantasy about
claiming their relationship with a few kind words and some music get up off. Get em off. Get em off I have to resign,
I fully disagree with you, John. I really believe that any movie any subject matter
Television show that you take out of context
fucking game of thrones, I'm talking breaking bad. I'm
the second act out of context, without music swell and just the vases you're gonna, be like that's very dumb.
Secondly, e that never happens in the real world. No one ever stands up to say anything in class ever
No one has ever stood up next year desk and started telling the teacher something if anything you slouch further yeah like why
you standing doesn't make you easier to hear when we come back.
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big little eyes- the game, diablo, three, the potential black female, double o seven and the phrase love it or leave it
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it is landed on, is Israel's healthy. I have a question is raised coldly or not.
Is it is it or is it just carbs? It's not is rise healthy. So, if you are
big. It is applaud it.
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doing. What are we doing? What are we doing?
I voted for the rise in my eating a healthy meal. It depends on what type of right
what it's added depends on what you're eating it in combination with taco from talk over
on tat would have
care how health areas, but you needed to cut the spice. Then it's perfect! Then it's exactly what you need
shut up brown rice.
Don't you say that about brown rules, though, is also what's colleague, law rice. What's bamboo rice, what's going on with all these new kinds of rice during all right, it's ripping los feel is in two
Listen: listen, barring war and atrocities. My grandparents lived to be ninety. Something ok right.
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conclusions there. Let's get it again.
it has landed on happy birthday, the song, a song.
Beloved by millions right current its correct as a person who has just had a birthday,
One person, thank you. Thank you. No, no, it's fine! I've not Bernie sanders. Fine, it's fine! No it's fine! I had a birthday on friday was actually during the crooked media party, which was not my birthday party, but let's just go ahead and call it. My birthday party
I realize, like I feel, like the song,
is a little bit played out. It's something we,
heard it's something we ve done. It's a little bit repetitive, I'm ready for an update, and it reminds me of when I was twenty one years old and I turned twenty one in india.
I am an indian person you can tell by my face in your eyes and
and I was there. I was in the most indian place. You could possibly imagine a pizza hut and
A gentleman came out like a palatial like palatial upper middle class pizza hut, and it was like a gentleman came out. I love india. Let me just preface it with this, and I think that this is something we should all take as a lot
and moving forward, but
comes out like completely stone, faced completely stone face too. He was shaped like a microphone stand and
steps on the table, and he goes excuse me. What is your name, and I was
Oh, my name is given and he was like say my name is given and is my book and I was like my name is get in and it's my birthday and then I shit you not. Twenty indians came out of the wings of this pizza hot, like it was a bollywood movie. All
shaped like the microphone stand, completely stone faced and they just sit around the table and they just start slapping like this. You guys can do it happy birthday, pisa, bizarre
today the visa fees are preserved.
The day, pizza hut, pizza hut.
Please please, please a hot for life.
Levin, minutes of just birthday, pisa, hot pisa,
by day by day, pisa, heighten you're like. Why are you saying the name of the restaurants,
inside of the restaurant, I was like this song would work way better across the street at mcdonald's, but guys what a gift
is now when its anyone's birthday in your life and you
to go onto facebook- you don't have to be. The person is like happy birthday, John,
the gray one james. You have a lot of fun journey. Now you can swooping there like a colossus, astride, a mother, fucking empire at all.
Capital letters, and you can just be like happy birthday b. U h d, a Y pizza hut, one word birthday.
is a hot pisa hot pot day by day pisa, high priesthood,
a day by day, piece out fifty pizza.
movies and everyone else is gonna, be like what a pretty good
good. Let's do it again.
happy birthday revert back. Not even I say. Thank you to say. Please thank you. Guys
It has ended on straight bars or while, yes, well,
the notorious homosexual, some would say without without remorse I spent most of my time and what we would call gay bars. This is me James idomene, and yes, I I I do. My friends are in gay bars. That's where my friends and may sexes are, but I have to go to sleep are sometimes usually first show, but sometimes not for show just because they have good pizza or something, and some I realise that there is a kind of straight bar. That's so straight this, like a gay bar for straight people where you're you as outside
Peter who's, not like a straight. You go in and you're like, oh shit. This is where they manufacture other street people and do it like. I went into a place like
and I'm realizing that. I need to learn how to be more accepting, because I was turned off from the very beginning that there was there playing out in chains. That's not music! You play
to attract a gay crowd or to school to booster
whatever the lyrics are. What they're saying is
well, gays, but kind of politely like no gays. Please, and- and there's that note like now- it's like the two thousand is almost twenty twenties and so that nobody, nobody ever like we do,
gaze here, but there's, like others, subtle indicators like televisions.
Over the bar, showing multiple fights from around the world- and I didn't know until
recently that there was more than one fight at any like of per week
but I went into this plays and there was like they had several fights from different time zones happening at the same time, and these guys I need to see every fight until a real act of violence breaks out around me. Not a drag race crowd, and there is also this. I want to see this there's this kind of ST bar person that only exists a street bars will have any of these people and team gay
you got there all and I'm assuming there's a couple of ST people here: they're all they're, all they're, all on team street, which is the guys that have a beard, the twists down in
to an olive garden. Bread stick.
we have a lot of those guys. They wouldn't. We know, there's we're not the guy.
Have none of those guys with this thing. What is this thing me? Is there to be like eyes circuit? Oh nothing. If you give me down, there are guaranteed or feel bad
So I'm trying to learn attributing to learn why I like the straight
cars where they're like you can have a gay date. Here we have a reciprocal arrangement in los angeles, the gay
act bar which, where we allow three people to come, have a date there but dont come please it's too full. We don't have room but spent more time
the
landed on they little eyes, but up up up up up up up up up up up. Actually, you know what we should do this earlier before you're rent, but but but
but but but about gay news. Now, efforts were another addition of gay news gain uses pack.
So is big little eyes. Ok, here's something! That's happened! Now, all right! Listen! It happens slowly, it happens suddenly, but the transition is now complete. Big little eyes has achieved its final form
which is AL in real, and it's time we fucking face it. Alright, spoiler are we? Are
towards a final showdown in a court room between a mother in law,
and her daughter in law, which is the ultimate alley, make
episode, which is all
I ever wanted, because if you told me hey guess what we're gonna remake
we're going to remake ally, mcbeal with hbo production values and meryl streep,
ok, men. I would have made
john shaped hole in the wall, to get to my-
television, I simply because they fucking every once in a while. I get on the stage.
And I just lose my mind, and I want to thank you,
all for being here for one
those nights. Fifty years ago
landed on the fucking moon and I use
right, a bunch of speeches about it, for brok, obama and
in time about a beautiful speech,
the moon landing when the president went to nasa and I wrote about neil Armstrong, stepping off of the fucking lunar module and putting
feet on the moons, regular and then John.
I said to me: no one's going
What regular is? Can we check
it to sand, and I said people know what regolith is.
these and now no, they won't know no one's her. The term regular has ignored.
It's like. You, know the dusty surface of the moon, the regolith of the moon, and he said no
literally have never heard that word before what the fuck is wrong with you. Can we
Change it to sand, and I was like I don't know, I think it sounds cooler to say regolith and he said: do you really think
Brok, obama is gonna, say, regulate a word.
Literally, no one has ever heard and there
entire life- and I said: can we at least leave it in and see what he thinks, and he said I guess yeah we can leave it in. We can leave it in and see what he thinks and then he crossed it out. He wrote sand
I want to thank our panel and, as always, Nancy Pelosi and elon omar have a great night and thirty sanders.
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