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Ep 359 - Cinnamon (feat. Nate Marshall & Lemaire Lee)

2021-08-22 | 🔗

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Welcome to Matt and Shane's secret podcast Matthew is not here we're doing audio only this is the second attempt at this. Podcast is good. You guys are supposed to be text guy, no other! You just lion to get around you, and I know I didn't pretended that's, nay, Marshall merely guide dogs. Here we airport they sub Le Maire out at some point, have you dont? Do all we can to pass the microbes? You will know that their starting quarterback, like on thin ice back up some rotations. How was the first House overstate the first? It was actually pretty funny. Yeah
used all my topics, little as for much it. I'm back we'll begin me giving out again on the ethical. The listener should know that is very hot, where my hotel room in New Jersey and this hotels, air conditioning, is shut off. We decided to go with ie, but my school, you still I wanta Catholic School and we would turn off the lights. We had no air conditioning. So when I was like a hundred degrees out, they would just be I'd work. We can turn the lights off We always going expensive go to to wasn't no doubt time now. It is now to navigate air conditioning and, as I have already high, schools are pretty expensive that it was still like. It wasn't like a battle, but it was she it's weird like catholic schools, you'd pay, tuition and you'd go to the city or school, the of the public schools. My area were way nicer. I want to go to school hours guaranteed to pay that extra tuition too,
just to have less minorities, we went to school, but it is just wiping Mohammed was go. Wasn't there? Why actually really really love African Americans and Catherine why was I don't know? I don't like mad legacy of latvia- will adapt volume? No boy Harrisburg, has Bishop Mcdermott Machine and iraqi waters when a lot, I love Black Black IONA advance, Gimme, blackening the one. None of us Will Catholic. Also, we still had got a mass and everything good, but we never really got to participate as everything that you did was the catholic people so like we.
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their work. We can just sit on this. We ve just right, I'm going in that the Rescue Captain Philips do not escape the horse veto. Life? Is I got your dark videos make ourselves? I was, may die hard. Was made and allows for ever. He would now he wasn't with lots of virus. Is there on the team, the rescue to allow seal tubes, exhibitor dance? seals, vulcans, scanty skies, I'm not cool dosing. Others Somalis is like it. It's like a fuckin siphoned movie. I will tell you lived like there lie there. Naked stranded, shitty desert planet and then there's just the evil empire flying by good. Let's take one of those,
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these languages or forget a girl and her I couldn't see I can see, but when I finally covered at the end of the showers like what we say, I didn't say. That said, I have let my lot to get you ve. I was occurs seer, it's just the lighting, but I finally cover my eyes, I could see into the audience a little and that's where all made perfect Everybody in the room was afraid to be. I please be quiet as they. Never was a white lady there short term work as my trooping wheeler. Don't you dont know why they did away with a budget calmly clubs is comics, everybody else does lead some do whatever. Perhaps I could probably a little while they re right away, no fear I will set out by the crown, give a fire yeah one time in Harrisburg guy. There was an african american couple and I was like be quiet. Didn't another cow is health. They were fine,
their husband was enjoying the shell, the and the woman just hated land. Specifically I hated me or whatever was gonna mediated everybody before me, but then I d, I accidently, told her to go out. I just sitting back, you know I make it. She was like up front talkin and I just goes. I meant to say you know what I meant in the bag but as like that came out, Eddie, one of these. We have with Russia parts in the front, loud business noise like to sit in the back. If you did its videos, wasn't great regret having asthma, still they already she left years ago. She got mad and left him went back to the hotel room and a husband stayed to watch the show, whether yeah we could put off when you looked like she's crazy. I'm watching us like I'm having a good time, and I was getting our. I also you imagine the hell he would have had to have gone
active back? Suddenly they fuckin talk to me like that, God, I'm just go. Were divorced, helping rather dial. this one, a confrontation of binding, you're. Just like those now exactly the last story, I'm not it's not worth shown. How are we on time here over one hour, one o six, guys that's been mountain chain secret packets. Well, what a journey we ve been on the late lamented! yes emanating from up panels in her mouth. Criticism pays in the mouth podcast. What a dumb name,
but it's a good package. You guys and Andy Eddie. You turn. It is a very funny group because my favorite thing yet I'm looking to switch over to pay to join our patria. I got. I also gonna fuckin promote the picture for Canadian. Hey Trammel sponsors knows Mongolia notified on leaving an exotic. Pakistan's can be around forever unjust, leaving literally with this, answers, six vague because no reason for real, let's craze, because they address- will be funny yeah having Let me try to read at is gonna be funny. Can you guys Reeve reading publicly very hard? I know a microphone is very nerve racking Will you bad and school? Allow now I was ok, ok, I was good, but I was always fucking around just fucked up over this year kind of in. If somebody else was red note like Tickle Amr yeah, now into a basket
but I agree whilst I'll Show- and I ll ask me why it is- is there I was a kid who act out the book. you're, really why you do act out here. What you mean that kid, that guy with special needs and ready to my interpretive real, doesn't give you examples you have Reform was was wholly and that the pigs NEA S leg out like do it like a pig voice. how would you do it always, but he showed me we're gonna take over this force. Good pink time. I've gotta get the girl. Like my thing, I don't have it
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