Hey, what's goin, on its bill? Barn is time for the Monday morning, podcast for Monday January. Sixteen two thousand and seventy, what's going on oh everybody and happy king data, everybody. You know Happy Martin Luther King Day, four. For those you wear that mean some tea for those you just you know it's another day off it's just like world Georgie Abies birthday in February. We get those days off The two: why deserve the? Why these in February, I believe, it's in February, right during black history month, You still get ashore George Washington Day and Lincoln birthday in their correct then you got another whitey. Why? got another whitey,

men, my was Saint Patrick. You Still face working son of a bitch, you then an ape. Oh, you got. We comes Peter Cottontail, half way down the body, trail with his all little white bunny ass right now, you got. It may oh said, Aid for go to deck, arrive, run out somewhere on those aware that days of the year, is like fuckin. You know flag day. Then I always get memorial day and Labour day. Memorial days is, may right, world the memorial days in May. We recognise all the veterans. You know that three of Freedom Sea can sit around the fuckin dip in shit, right change and all fuckin, VCR tapes over the fucking Davy days and then to a little fucking stick whatever the fuck it is,

Do that day right and you got July for several go around and you know trade stories their uncle the blues fuckin fingers off, because you never get married, he was trying to impress his nephews and nieces right right. Did you see that right, their son you sooner right there? So I told you you could Jimmy. I don't fucking good right quickly,. Right now I hear no more we're going to go over there and talk and women play with them. Firecrackers right, that's July. Fourth, Then August August is kind of like the month. It's up for grabs. No jewish holidays. No way! Remember Jesus did this, for you. What you say and Muslims? What do you got? You got some that month, but you boaters booty

Don't give a shit right like hey man like every day for everybody in Sicily, consigns we're sitting around and feeling the breeze? That's what I'm trying to be. You know. I'm driving their person today was gonna, be my tenth day in a row to meditate, but I didn't. I woke up late. Take my lady over to the doctors and- and I do I just got late- this fucking weird ass, dream too, and this weird dream where I was when I my back porch was watching these helicopters flying in formation and dive bomb in my neighborhood has like what the fuck they doing that for and one of them lost control, and I had this weird view from my house. It I've never had before, and it was just Similarly, the cockpit you know and the engine that part in the skids, no main Roeder, no tail, no tail road or nothing else and for some reason it wasn't tipping over in falling The ground, like a fuckin trash, can most likely inverting just fuckin.

It just went straight and sort of landed and I ran down there and the work as you are always in your underwear and the union dreams right. You never have your pants on it, so fuckin, where this away with my there's always that level level of humiliation about. What's going on, I can't write. Anyway, so the thing land. So I run up, and I think I like wait a minute. Do I want to see the carnage that is in there and then people showed up like cellphone cameras and stuff, and I was standing there. My underwear and I ran home. That was that they go there's your dream to interpret for the weak, because I'm not going to therapy anymore because I spend enough fuckin money with them. Daydream and with the goddamn notebook right now. Never look like they brought on. The surprises us be honest right.

Yes, so I start I woke up late, so I need a fuckin relax quiet my mind, make it more of a still pond. Whenever rock falls into the pond, what happens the waters ripple? Yes, the waters ripple and if too many rocks fallen, what happens? They start to be a storm, and this is what I want you to pay attention to today during today's meditation. Is your brain is still pond? Or can you hear the screaming watery death of twelve hundred passengers? Going into the water off your mind, sorry I lost it, but I know what the fuck I've talked about. Anyways. I have some apologies this week, pieology number one:

apology to the fucking Atlanta Falcons IO an apology to the Houston Texas. I owe you an apology to narrow strip evidently going to Twitter according to one person at least start with the Seattle Seahawks bright, yellow. I thought those gonna be the dirty filthy, stinking disease, carrying birds that we're gonna, win, that game I said last week and I thought I kind of war. You know I got off easy this weekend: the New England, patriots and the Seattle Seahawks, because the cowboys and the packers are going to beat the fuck out of each other. Steelers and the Fucking Chiefs are going to beat the shit out of each other right and then all we gotta do is play the winner, assuming that these two we're just gonna, walk ass to the S seat and Annex II, championship game as if that is a given while

start with the Atlantic Falcons. I pick the wrong dirty birds, very impressive. When I Seattle fancy could be like. We had some major injuries which they did come into the game and then they last another guy. I understand that. Ok, I totally stand at Seattle fans, your honor percent right Christ. I can hear you cry here: you are. The idea was so la. Oh my god of those Seattle see they're. So far doing why I'm so eight years fuckin like just ignoring that entire fact they just Don T notice, is taking they have the ability to separate themselves from the truth. That's what really respect from s p. As they could just separate themselves with truth in just go for the fuckin money, they don't give a shit. About what's right or none of them give a fuck, they just say in shit to say shit so idiots. Like me, get upset and yell at their fuckin tv and keep watching

and then what did they do? They get some or have a dash? You re right. They data, you know they d, get they get a big fuckin going over. The fuckers are after over their new tie, tech. Don't know, I don't want of its people that want to sit around and suits talking about sports? Why do they wear suits by the way? Can anyone explain that to me Why are they all sitting there like they're on meat? The press, when they talk, I just I don't fucking, understand Europe and its contagious. Talking stand in a fuckin sue. Talking about sports is self. Fuckin contagious, bedrock, whisper, Bang, Bang, Bang Eyewear, cycle showed up dressed I say dressed to the fucking. Is he looked like a million bucks from the net doubt his we're talking shop. He had a pocket square that tie the short the whole fuckin thing he was killing

o J? What I got off this a second time if he wore that fuckin studio on Sunday, however, from the net be just look! I'm going like this guy crush twelve pack, while you know a french fries, I know he does ok, why you don't, like a look like a guy. You look like a convicted. Drunk driver training is licence back. You promised you're, not gonna! Do this again. Yes, your honor, absolutely I see the error of my ways. Still all puffy fuckin, with yellow pimp, Arthur, spoke about seeing him in a suit. It was. It was all grown up, I'm proud of so my apologies to you later falcons I'm not gonna know anybody spoken. Nate, ok, What is needed right now who LEO Jones and I Oh I'm Sherman. Yet we owe Jones made look be made him look. I wonder I would never say regular fishermen, as the shit made him look a little bit and I ve never seen him do that, because that guy still shots.

On his part, the fuckin field Right and he made him look kind of you guys pretty good, sketch pretty good for work. There then also so I thought he was kept. Chancellor came up, or he usually just fuckin lays the fucking lover who LEO Jones Dropped his shoulder absorbed the shit and, dare I say, a magazine, put came on his back. But it was not an issue: it can hit him, and that really surprised me and dumb I don't know only the fucking aims of sea land is fuckin running back whatever the fuck. His name is the one who and pretend to eat cereal. Whenever you fuckin gets a few yards, that's the cowboys one he gets up. You know you Don T see ever seen it. A campaign in order to get a lift ensue. Bab you know, is that guy who used to be on the giants? And they did the showed little cutie pie in the morning and thence for some reason left that show to be one. Of nineteen with the guy, used to run Fuckin witness campaign. Is it George,

step monopolise on a morning shown right now. Like decades, gotta be only what the fuck what happened, what twenty five. Fourteen years ago I was dealing with the Russians fuckin sit here, pancake Wednesday acted like I'm excited about this shit's in his pocket couch in the world. Parts of those shows our is the way they decorate the coffee table. You know and imagine trudging in their every fuckin data. Do that show like what flock and monks suited they put you in today. You know have to have their sassy I'm a morning. Person outfits yet of the guys. Have have that you know I'd show up, and you know I'd turn the whole fuckin paycheck over to you would pull some Angela's ashes shitty and go to the pub instead they gotta have that fuckin. Look you know to me Why did straight, namely leave that show that low cutie pie? What the fuck is. Your name

I still want to re elect she's fuckin smokin, smoking hot by there was just the two of us. There are a great time, She come out on his shoulder like a parity, do the monologue, she'd, giggle, alarm and add all fuckin thing was just a job job. To make to wind the some reason. He leaves that show Michael strain it aren't. We wanted most successful people. You know people the Marquis when they go Amy he's a guy? You know it in any fucking billion dollars that he buys and be eighty. The eighty we start to go. Baltic gets the falcon here, plugs he goes to Vegas. He said a rape, you don't know where this guy is going he's got his own fucking jet. Everybody thinks this is the guy. This is the next fucking bill gates. Guy he's on shark tank

he's. Having people coming into could barely afford the gas and learn more and he's. Listening to their ideas and then owning them and then taking them and not giving- and you know you know what guys like that to write another. Why pick another skies just funny to me right You're about this, nobody thinks he's an ex bill gates and meanwhile you got Michael stray here. Ok, who came up From the hard streets is somewhere out or to where it came from, but I know is african American, so I know history towards soft right. Last time, you saw an african American make it. And they said they did not come from hard streets that he came from soft streets, you never see that you That's there are no soft streets on that side of the fuck it fits. So we get from the heart

streets out my where we're we're gonna put that he doesn't seem like a New York. I, u seems like a Pennsylvania dude. I don't want a fucking, the hard streets of Harrisburg, Pennsylvania, Allentown, I don't wanna fuck, you came from whatever he fuckin makes it. Ok, he becomes a fuckin superstar. Right he deals with Tiki, Barbara, whatever the fuck he was trying to do. You know throwing the ball. Oh all over the carpet retires early. They get him out of the way it goes into the Superbowl now, while our backup fuckin gets to sack record right. You Know- and his last one of course was the most impressive which bread fives run on was the precursor to the but fumble, it's the exact. Same body motion accepted, run into a giant offensive limits ass. He just Many just sort of laid down are right. Then, if I remember correctly when in they go. They went somewhere on the road and want and they wanted to Green Bay in one and they wanted to Dallas and one might have those to flip flop, and then they went to the superbowl

play the New England Patriots and they fuckin kick the shit out of on the offensive like one last, but could play the game when's, the wonder Superbowl than you think. That's it down and he goes and always a broadcast to tow. We spot can kill in it. But you know a lot of guys done that I we log dignitary Bradshaw, did it volcano J Simpson Debt, it everybody fuck, it did right, that's just watch Don't you could actually fuck and talk about the game and you can put on a goddamn suit. Any does the unprecedented ok, a visionary move that not even more cuban could come up with. He decides that you know what I am these. I am the next logical choice to take over for fuckin reaches filbert. Right. I did a whole bit about our Schwarzenegger. One time about all these accomplishments out I would stress here right there, ok and then he fucking. What does he do? What does he do? He gets everything. Go great for whatever fucking reason he decides to join the Partridge family on some other

Fuckin morning show its kind. The same shit. Stan and around Watchin somebody cook something right get about our some fuckin person just said the hundred and fifth birthday Why would you want to be over there with all of those fuckin ass heads? You know all of those different personalities. You know someone's gonna be a cunt right. You couldn't stated here: are the shelf. Have. You ever heard somebody waste more time talking about something that nobody gives a fuck about your life. What the hell I was. I was ten minutes Michael stray him, or I probably like six, what it felt like fifty. So my apology to the book dirty birds, down in Atlanta. I I apologize for disrespecting your team. I didn't realize how good you guys were. I brought you guys off again at the beginning of the game. When I heard you had that day, you know you scored the most points, but where the worst in the league in the Red zone, I'm like, while the game's over the games fuckin over.

So you run up a bunch of points during the regular season against ninety percent of the teams that are not going to make the playoffs so that, out the window and then, meanwhile, you couldn't stop a hundred per cent of these cuts in the red. So right there that, formula for disaster. What did they do? They went? they beat Seattle, so bad. There was in one point during that guy I think me on the first drive. I saw p care one time when that was it that was alma. I loved he's a fucking great. You know he was fuckin piss when they lost all he was fucking. Can you imagine his family doggie seems like you have a little want to just stand and equivalent in the corner. Pete walking around with is ridiculously low. Brand new socks walking across his carpeted floor as what seems like to migrate, has on his fuckin darker pj's.

That dog just get a little too close. You know, I don't understand why we didn't shut up daddy press and fuckin thing goes flying into the fireplace anyways, so we kept person who knows and my apology to the Texas used in Texans who, without J J Fuckin, how and a rookie quarterback hung with the knowing the patriots for raw for three and a half in chorus yeah. I was not impressed with us. I don't think any patriot fan was we'll see We'll see hope, that's not. I think I've just open our offensive line at a bad game ever just had a bad fucking game. If you can have a bad game, you might as well do it against the team is missing their best offensive player and as a brand new guy the back, so maybe we got away with one. I have no fucking idea, all those who its work next week and I have no fuckin confidence and that despite the fact Pittsburgh do, you know what they did like day. Big, they kicked six,

your which is essentially get out. If you when I feel goes, you might as well. Have somebody out there on, like those figures gates of dressed up like Yogi bears some shows like some ice compatriots, but there they did it get out there. Kansas city. I didn't see one second of the game. I watched the beginning of the Dallas Green Bay Game and then it my way want to go to the movies. So I took her to the movies and I'm a guy random record this game. Let's recorded the fuckin steel in Kansas City game, I saw hidden fuck in fact, and then I came back right now. My guy, you know my wife's taken a bath cool, I go to pop on the Green Bay Dallas Game and I didn't fucking record it say it again. I didn't fucking recorded. It was sound like an insane half and add fucking hats off to that

Fucking do crosbie, who I'm Tellin you right now that was some Adam penitentiary shit. I've ever seen monetary had Demi fifty yards in one fucking game forget about hit. One can iced enemies. A kick it again to get kicked like two hundred yards in feel goals in like four attempts or some shit like that. That's the kind of guy. That's the kind of guy right day give me, but look: that's gonna go when you championship right there, because all you you got fucking Aaron Rodgers I'll get now all you gotta do is get you close and all twinkle those comes running out with Bob The size of the flock and stadium and gives him the all right, they're Fred right, do you realize how much fuckin ass he got after their game even in Dallas, you know those I was women with the Falcon Botox and the same amount of make up as an eighty year old, who can admit that she's old, you know that came running out right, took their hats off, take their boots of unity, I'll drop

the knees and their designer Fuckin George S, James Neverbend. Doubts that this Dear so far behind in the styles. You really think that does the internet anymore, they all dress, like Dallas, is still on tv. The tv show you know Papa Papa I'm not saying they didn't really do, but did the through line. That is still. There is a lot of Larry Hagman in that city, with a dash of dead J, F, that is Dallas and there's a lot of shiny, Fuckin Ford or pick up trucks. You know, I don't know driven by, but you know I think you gotta get on the outskirts to get to the M ranchers the long horns, lockers all but around in the back? Apologies to Morrow Streep, evidently, so we had a history fit on Fuckin twitter. Me that I am a typical. What did he say post modern cynic

just criticise and I offer no solutions which is hilarious to like okay, so in your world Merrill Streep, And myself should be coming up with problems problem solving things I just don't we go back as I had to serve as a comedian. Make it funny. Shit I do know, is a post, modern cynic, some people that the level of credit that they give people who do don't even watch the news is just fuckin beyond me. I had to go to summer school every year of high school, except soft. Yeah, because my teacher help me up with the DE minus and my senior year. I just didn't, give a fuck. It didn't go in order to do that, so I'm a loser right Might I oh I'm on my way these was very much all right, so I know a way too much football. How about some hockey? Just one quick mention.

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Does it have to be they shed a little light on this subject? I was watching those became audible you'll auctions, and I gotta tell you I'm fucking over the muscle cars I love cars, like any other red blood mare, could in any red blood, mother American. I like those cars, but every fuckin. What's the same thing, we got some more power power come up. Of course you do Really does it have a heavy. Is that a Shelby, it's the same, it would have been sickly is- is that it's the same fuckin. Like twenty muscle cars, gonna help what you gonna? Have you know what you gotta have you're going to have I'll, be Mustang. You can have Fried powered fuckin, Corvette right, you're gonna have the floor You can have a g o

You gonna have a focus all that more power, fuckin hemi shit and I never got into us never Chrysler Dodge Guy Plymouth. Guy you're, like the Barracuda by dig it out Fucking challenges they can have a charger, they can have a super, be they're gonna have the fuck in whatever that see. Twenty eight was that the only made fuckin ten of on they can have one of those. It's the same. Fuckin cars over over again and meanwhile here's my question with the fucker rather trucks. Do you know where the fuck are all the trucks casually a trouble come across trucks, coolly, shit and words, all those great old man, gangster cars? You know like the fucking, my favorite one of all time, nineteen, sixty, seven cattle

El Dorado that fuckin car it just go. Fuck yourself. I love that fuckin car, that's the kind of car. You don't mean that you drive when you read the post, divorce or you're smart enough. Never to get married, ok you're successful in just falcon. Driving around and you got you. Got you got. You got a stable of bitches and you know they don't give a fuk about you. You don't give a fuck about them. Yeah they did pay girlfriends, that's the fucking car. You have. You know This is a day, and rather than secretly being lonely and empty inside your actually fulfil because you own a car, you are the closest thing to them interesting man in the world. You know that state thirsty, my friends. You ever seen a woman in his life. You see women when men in his fuckin life

You gonna make you never see him at a fuck, a dance recital with his fuckin regrets anyways, I fucking love their car gangster Fuckin car and then I also like the sixty five Jesus Christ. What the clamshell for can open the headlights, their Buick, Riviere, ok, dumb at some point there might be. My next I drive the JAG into the ground by the way I sold my press today at that fucker for nine. This man who create, Never did that bore, never sold it to just a person. I was traded men in this time, actually sold it to a person got the title. Did the whole thing felt like Richard rolling Siena? What does he say? we face a chef somebody right. It was a priest and I didn't build it other than that Just like speaking to which the debut of gas monkey

Fuckin tonight and is has it that the bearded wonder. Aaron is leaving the fuckin show, which you doctor, Like any Van Helen Leave, advance hail and David Lee roughly benefits it's it's. I am There's a lot. I am interested to see what what they do with this one how you gonna I gotta to make up for that guy Jesus Christ, But I'll be torn in an opportunity because that's that's! I've always shows out there. That's the best one out there in this. So many shows that rip that fuckin show offered Tredick capture that formula. That's the best one out there and I love the shit that they be. Speaking of trucks. Last season, they were You know we're all truck guys world truck guys and I'm yell at the tv will the buck and makes it more trucks whether they made that one for Casey You can count. On the one hand they made the one for K C. They made there

The chevy, since you forget those wasn't the Teuton team to taunt taint distress to town to town. If I can finish this idea to tone tat, you know what that is that you, Tat is the normal you're normal flesh, colored, someone tries to kill, in the balls from behind and they miss any get a black and blue mark on party you take than what you have is to contain too tall pay. They they did last year. What did they do? They did a legacy of nineteen forty, eight forty, nine chauvelin they just when all out what the fuck I think it was. It was absolutely fucking. It was. It was just amazing, it's amazing what they do in that show and I wish I had their skills who knows someday, maybe someday I'll fuckin have the time

to find a fuckin sixty seven Catalan. El Dorado, drag that fucker, honest somebody's yeah. I know somebody like that, build a thing for me, guys to I would drive it. I saw one on eight people get those fuckin cars in our drive him. I got one for you if you want to look this up right now are right: look up. Nineteen sixty five Cadillac Eldorado forty five thousand dollars. This fuckin guy he's got the best the one I think I've ever seen. As has sum the whole body of restoration on ass, like fucking thing three miles. He got it, what it had like seven miles on it and then now is selling it with thirty three that just like. Why would you do? I would drive that fuckin thing to one thousand miles unbelievable fuckin car. But the only point I will warn you when you watch the video when he starts caressing the leather inside the car. It gets

little creepy I had to fast forward to it is I look at that Italian I get their barbaric up pretty bad, but this one, guy he's got a bunch of super sport motors dot com they may see did as I guess, two years ago, two and a half years ago, when we put this fuckin video up, but if I was going to buy one, I would buy one offer this guy wholly fuckin shit he's gets a beautiful cars, beautiful cadillacs anyways. Let's plough ahead here, I think maybe it's time to worm, best time to do a little loud trump get sworn in this week. You know he gets fucking sworn in and I would feel so much better about that guy. You know it's! It's not the racist people that he's put.

There, you know is unsettling is said. Is I mean everybody's fuckin racist while that that's these different degrees of it? But everybody has it even people who are victims of it? They have you look at it now. Group of people. You everybody's done that you look good people, you think something like outs this and then you go up there all its actually like that, while one- and I think that in all was in your fuckin head, you know I gotta do a bit. This. I was driving down the street the other day by day to do right, driving down there. I see this group of young kids they see we'll just let out right. This is not a good sign right here. Driven by a school right with the school get out, caressing might leather belt of on the street, and these kids are all outside like it's right around the corner from where I'm playing drums, here's my alibi. I swear to, God is plain drums around the corner and

stores that sells, like you know, all the fuckin, snacks and shit that you eat afterwards? You get all fuckin wired, some drive and by their and usually I get fuckin annoyed because the kids, a fuck walk across the street and not look at both ways and all its shit, and I it takes me forever to make a fuckin left or right in turn or this. They are all open. The sidewalk I saw this movement I kind of glanced over and None of the kids were white and why I saw this action. I thought I was watching somebody getting the show kicked out of them, ten, surely getting beaten into a gang That's what my brain told me I was watching when I look closer. There was like sex kids stand around one kid looking at a fuckin smartphone and then some other kids just sort of fuckin. You know. Dont, whatever run around in the background, then I was struck by the fact that I just think that you know said before you. I can call all these assholes All these races, assholes, you don't you gotta, get that should area had our sick, I wanna fuck did I think that part of

It is from this shit that I see our tv right. I think your brain just goes it it once you get stuff down like how to make cereal it just gets down. Like ok, just grab this fuckin put this in any got for cancer. You know it connects one. I want vision to this this this. It's like a mole. Like survival which works, but in that stint that didn't work did it. I went from that to a couple of four- ICE Cube videos, whatever gangs to wrap videos or my head shit- that I saw the news right. I can't say- was fear. There was no fear. DR and down the street, and looked and that's what I thought you know. I can't do that all the time you know. I read it kids book to my onboard daughter last night right supposed to make smarter right, I was reading this kid's book and halfway through the book, realized? I didn't. I had no fucking idea what it was about, so maybe I'm just a more. I have no idea but seeing what a flood

fucking person. I am, I can't judge. I can only judge people so fucking harshly. Right honestly, I mean I can trash it. Fucking Meryl Streep. I can go up in a dump truck, but at the end of the day on the fucking lunatic, already kids book, and I couldn't figure out what is about- fucking caterpillar all right and I would like on day one it ate an apple on day, two at eight to Paris on day three, it ain't fucking, three plumps right all right, they're. My guide to dislike reverse Christmas story. Road rather going like seven swans swimming six Keesar lay it fuck. It starts with the fuckin tree the Partridge pear tree. Now it's moving up and it seems to me like it about eating healthy food and can counting and it gets up to like twelve or something and then in the thing, just completely abandoned its fruit diet, Instead, it had a fucking couple slices of pizza an ice cream and all this shit than big stomachic. So those

this is about childhood obesity. Actually lightning never dawned on me. That was about county in those. I finish, finished the book. The thing turn into a butterfly. I said I said the end and I looked at me and I said I have no idea what the fuck a book was about. She laughed. She goes its about counting. I got it's not about not eaten junk food because it ate that fruit- everything was fine and then indeed all that other shit, then it got sick and she was like crying laughing at me. I don't but that has to do with Trump. But I really wish said idiot which get off a fucking twitter, but he's a fucking mess. He set about. China is time to take the gloves off. He keep these two George Bush thing when you talk about other countries like you're trying to cite somebody out before a bar fight and nothing gets people More excited, you know, get

It gets morons excite like tat right if fuckin idiots- he's like trash innocent alcoves, doing sketches about em. It's like I don't know. I don't. I don't he can not be running his twitter account there's no way he's this fuckin sensitive or it has time to do this, shouldn't be addressing it. Might. My worst fear is that he's gonna become president. And just deregulate everything. So he can build a golf course wherever the fuck he wants to. Like. That's really that's his idea of making good get our I hope, I'm fucking wrong. I have no idea, having said all that, still as much as he is a nightmare. Unbelievably unbelievable joy watching Hilary lose our love sick, patchy backs a thank you bags, a fuckin Maxine

let's, let's, let's continue on our right lets them off the fuckin rails, hurry Forty two minutes it can. We, we read these last two advertising they'll. Do you questions for the weak helix hillocks. By the way. Once you guys send those in send in your. I looked at this thought. It was this way and then it was another way, but nobody Let me say it so everybody thinks I'm a great guy and that goes for non white is to cause. I know you look at it ass or some other group of people Koreans or some shit it whenever yet. I know you think it's something I headaches. Helix that's right, you're, unique. And I assure you know as much as on I'm not really joking around about the ship, but I think the people have to be able to say that they have those fuckin thoughts. I mean this fuckin progressive, left thing where you have to act like you just walking going, I dont see color.

I don't care if your black, why green or purple, and it's all of those, although that fucking sing, songs or shit, even those people, people like you, get him in the wrong situation and the fear comes up. They gotta think some fucked up, they're gonna. So if you have any those stories I wanna hear I wanna hear and then I'll try to out I'll try to guess why you think. Why? So? I'm guessing with mine? It's the news and the gangster rap videos that aims to watch and, above all, so that was when you can actually have a gun in the video and then also, I think I've watched too many of those laws. From the inside prison things I mean all of those things where you just look at it and go and like I would last fifteen seconds. In there I watched all those ones about gangs watch, the ones about motorcycle gags

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for twenty years is moving to allay parentheses. Chargers team. Should I route for patriots are out of the question thanks and fuck the sponsors family for oh, my condolences I remember Jesus twenty five years ago, when Robert Craft first bought the team. And he was threat at some point. Maybe was in the in the year two thousand somewhere around then he was fuckin threatening to move the team to heart. For if he didn't get his own stadium and shit and that road is one of the biggest you know fuck overs By all these sports leaks that they dig at the cities that we have to pay for their fucking stadium. That's a time when you need a union, if you could just have some out of a union of all sports fans it be like now you fuck and pay for it. If I could pay for new stadium, you can't your enemy,

I got the ice cream story after by new fuckin store when they want a new store. They pay for it, but the money they made of ice cream how much money do you have to make? Do you know what I was in fact Indianapolis those poor bastard set live out there I don't know this is still the case born. I went out there when they were putting that Lucas Oil Field Deal together when they were already paying for that they still had not it off the RCA Dome other who's Hoosier, don't whatever the fuck, they called it. They were still paying, for that other one and this fuckin. Made by another one: It said that I guess it can get mad at the spot or family if everybody else is getting stadium and he was Will the to blackmail? Santiago, you know a good few Santiago, fuck him You wanna do stadium, wants you pack, it begs up, get the fuck out of here but you guys also kind of fucked up the way Cleveland did you can't buy one team, a stadium and until the other guys to go fuck themselves, that's like in Cleveland, when they d Jake get built

then whatever's fucking name was the fuck. Was that guy's name, when in Cleveland screaming at right now, who How did exactly like George see Scott Exact, same voice. He wanted a stadium, you again fuck you, you can stand that absolute fucking, shit or anything he left say, stop personal, just business. Why can I keep taking good death patriots fan? That's all I think one thing fuckin asshole, I just think Russia. Good death, the added sucks mezzo. Should you vote for you. I do, I would say, fuck the NFL. It reads ever left, I would just say: fuck the Unifil I'd be done with it and I would just pick a college team called football is the shit you know, even though the athletes college sports a great for the elderly,

you fucked over, that they don't get paid the fact that they sell at a hundred thousand all stadium and then fuckin idiots it's always non athletic people who say they school they get a free education. Do they like they have time to fucking, go to class your major in football. This too much money at stake in all these than all the they don't like the jocks at the college level, it's like if it wasn't for that football, grab you'd, be going to science class in a fuckin tent as people in a sharp to watch, you look through a microscope. Don't ever forget that their rights are you fucking, put on your lap code, can go figure out how to make a better football clean up. Jesus bill. There's no reason to go that hard was can't. We have respect all the arts marrow street. Doesn't she doesn't really more mixed, martial arts, moral. Why don't you tell us what the arts are he's crazy? Symphony behind it, you never list

watch NFL, a cell art, the music they put behind it? Why why why in Atlanta, why why why why the boy movie foods, videos. Hey there Billy. I quite saw this guy's videos on Youtube. He makes food from different famous movies, in others, pretty cool in this way, He makes the big cahoon a burger from pop fiction, which is pretty bad. Sick, but in others he does some cool ship shit from chef one. Favorite movies, alas, for years in Asia, the cartoon I highly recommend checking a few them out makes a couple sandwiches that would give your grilled tops of great use to that's awesome. Thank you. Look at tat, no question just great information? I guess

to tell you guys, you can also do that. That's fucking cool is how I will definitely check that out. I've been cooking up a fuckin storm, Do you know because we can only go anywhere? We once why take me out to the movies which this weekend you know totally did the job was great. And I saw hidden figures and I really like both for difficult figures, big Hollywood movie, you know totally- did the job was great. And then I saw moonlight, which was also great and my favorite part of that Fuckin movie now not ruin it. No spoiler alert. Other unless you're in the cars. Which was annoying was, this is one part, this show in the main character and then not shown is fuckin car, but you can tell it's a nice car. See the car, then they finally showed. That was, I believe it in eighty three to eighty, seven automobile cutlass and those with

great two doors that they had the fucking eighty. It was the also bill Cutlass, the Fuckin Chevy, Monte, Carlo in the Book Buick Regal, those fuckin car, the shit- and I know a lot of those southern guys redo many put the big tyres on him. I like the big tyres on, but that's another one, that sort of port poor it's fuckin Eldorado, but I Those are some of the funny is like. Guys. I knew when I was growing up. Had those fuckin cars, just anybody who had I, like that was a fucking was it was a good shit as they say in Massachusetts, You know and slash a little bit shady probably deal in a little bit. A weed maybe had a fight Now those are all those guys are going to bar it within ten minutes, I and somebody, and then they gotta take the chain off, because they're gonna get do fight. Member, then the eighties don't take you fucking jade off. With dog tonight

change. Coming back. I think it's making to come back anyways, really joint both of those movies moonlight. I really fucking that was it had classic just independent movie where it was like it didn't, fuck, lead you around to the by the nose like inheres the next one in here's. The next point you any as an ex plot point, really movie right Putin, russian hacking disguise worry about russian hacking. Any start look is that we start who's got started his fuckin. You just start this fuckin is is Ebay to me with look he's already wagging his finger at me. Jesus stoop relax, he says, look National politics between two countries with enough news to destroy the earth ten times over is no, having matter or am I not just a joke about it.

How come you aren't all over this orange clown arrested The ski want jokes about it should Clinton was no price. But you're willing to give Putin in and out gangster a pass. Oh, I don't remember I'm running for President the United States when you talking about. What kind of world is going to be there for your new child, our shut, the fuck up. Fucking eight, when people who gave the world is going to be there for your kid, this same world that was there when I was a kid progressive. We're getting worse, like What is your fuckin solution is no solution of this shit. You got, seven billion people are run in an fuckin toward a million different directions to shit show. Right, the second we weren't one tribe it it was of its own sex. There was two tribes, it was fun,

in over. Whenever we started out right. Let's just say that I don't. I don't subscribe, that there was a fucking and Adam and Eve. I think there was a pond and there was. Bunch of us that came out of something called it needs grass Thyssen it was the fuckin trees people say it was the fucking Ocean, whatever the fuck it was. There was a bunch of you can have a man and a woman bag and then their kids fuckin without having major problems. Or I will maybe that's why Caveman look like they did I have no idea, but whenever we word sort of cohabitation together, but you know what happens then moves we came along. There was no language which is knowledge should. Of course it was gonna, be fuckin arguments and really grunting grown, and you know I have no. I do like we were fought. This thing was fucked from day one

Kay and I've gone down the rabbit whole trying to fucking give a shit in trying to do. You know. I don't, get people to listen to my opinion, which probably has point one: percent of one percent of the information that I need to actually make and even remotely informed opinion. Yet I mean look at all guys on tv who do it for a fuckin living from from bill. Marta bill O Reilly, ok, those guys as much as they pay attention are severely handicapped by the fact that they cannot look at talks. Top secret documents to you don't connect the dots. All you you can do is watch the Fucking NEWS. Read newspapers, try to figure out which one seems to be sort of making sense with what the fuck you're thinking That's the best you can do so. I don't want you want for me, but I ll continue redness. This is it

telling jokes to a few middle millennials in a strip mall? It's not funny that In his swamp full of white races, rich men are robbing us blind. I agree with that. But you realize that Hillary Clinton in two thousand eight after the bank's went under way, and gave them a speech and said, don't worry, I got you guys. Those aren't does the same Rich, racist, white people. You know, isn't it upper one percent that you're talking about here just saying they are. But do you know by the way that the upper one percent, no matter who wins they went. You understand that right. The job pace I want to grant a year it takes a hundred billion to get ok and then they all these counts favours. They got him in office. They push. Through their deregulate stuff. They looked the other way they grant of government contracts. All that shit and their ones

done being president, you watch with Obama. He's gonna make a fuck load of money going around air quote giving speeches to ordered three a grander nights, the exact same fuckin people. They put him in office such system washing their bribe money, people blue ties, red ties, red panties, blue panties, they all fucking, do it, except for Jimmy card. As far as I can tell you start being, president has started going around building houses for poor people, everybody else, it's a railway for their fuckin library to be built. So far Gimme, a gold globe just say they are both bad, is really dropping the ball. No, it isn't. You have your head in the fuckin sand. That's what it is! you just have your head in the fuckin sent I'm from New Jersey and no several small contractors who was shot By Trump and could not or to sue right and I Atlantic City, any at a couple. Casinos go under and they got paid diamond dollar. I know how that works,

he's a real asshole that doesn't give a shit about the little guy he's got the track record. Ok, ok you're saying. Hillary Clinton gives a shit about the little guy. Hillary Clinton, who only swings by the little guy whenever she needs votes. Spends the rest time on Fucking Martha's vineyard in a zillion dollar fuckin house that she can somehow afford when her husband is only made fuckin at the most Five grand a year. She got paid his assent it. What does that make a hundred seventy five brandy here. They make it less money than some of the fucking hop comedians in the Fuckin world, yet there were two hundred billion dollars. Are you do that How do you do that? Legally, sir, tell me Tell me how you do that? Don't you fucking crooked are right so there you go and is a thing about Russia. Spying on us fuckin relax we're doing it to them to choose,

Christ they shot. Planes are the sky of spying on we spy on each other acts of fuckin lowly. That's that's what we do. We are forgetting that they're doing we're doing they fuckin with elections. We fall with elections there fucker with people in power, putting people in power that should be in power. We do that they had vague countries, we invade countries, they think they're right. We think we're at the end of the day, there's you and me sitting in fucking Russia, regular falcon people are right. That's it it's just a people are top. They get your fuckin stirred up. You know, I'm telling you They get your fuckin stake. Gonna get you dig Tat go back there. I was there, I don't. I just sit in I drink scotch and I drink by offered to a stupor and stare at the wall. You ed. I tried. Figure out. Why I looked at three non white

looking at an Iphone and serve that someone is getting beaten into again. When I saw that first, then I'm going to move on to trying to solve the world progress when it far when I saw the problems in the fuckin globe? That is my giant fuckin head? A move on that and you, Sir, if you looking for somebody solve the world problems, you should probably look beyond a comedian doing a podcast where he says can't every other word and also says how uninformed he's. Ok, so you know that you agree to disagree, but you know if you want Merrill Street in fuck it Oh fuck, it Billy freckled hands to solve the world's problems. I think you're a trouble. Anybody If the lip service to be like, I think, that's absolutely deplorable above I did vote for the Fuckin guy, stop wagon your finger at me. Plants in the house, they Billy focus, I want you know how I wonder how you feel about having plants in the house grown up. We always had plants cacti in our house,

I think they bring a lot of life and colored to a room. Fond of water and take care of him people would never have any plans saying that they bring dirt and bugs in the house. I tell them that it's because They don't take care, maintain up. You could say the same thing: about a dog saying they shit, bring fleas and allows, but obviously that students neglecting and taking care that up so do you? plants in your home. Do you have any in your home now? How do you like having it's up to have any home plans you holding up PS is a total NFL bandwagon fan, I'm calling Green Bay to win at all our right. No, I don't like points in the house. I had a plant, my one time long time ago, when I was a complete loaded, And I my apartment look like I was in the Witness Protection programme I was seeing this woman and she got me a plant. And bitterly I was asleep away. This relationship is moving too fast.

What she was trying to do is to get me to open up damage, Gummy this plan, and then I had two fuckin water. It. I kind of like that, but then I go on the road and I will come back and it would be near death. Just like you know, it down. You know staring at Us fucking toes and then I would nurse it back to fuck and health. And I would have ended up having anxiety and then one day it finally died, and I felt this just ridiculous failure. And it was a metaphor for the whole factor on the road so much he can't sustain relationships. You can't even keep a plan alive You gonna keep a relationship or kill levels. It was a horrible fuckin experience so I don't mind: have it in my house if they like growing like Basler, fuckin, rosemary or some shit, some some like any. You know I'm selfish when it comes to plants like we get about.

Plants around the house, I don't give a fuck about a man like me and what are we dig these up and put in some fuckin avocado trees, some orangist. You know something that we Slash, throw a zombie someday. What do you say plus having trees they grow? Fruit in your yard is a great way to figure out. Who is your friend who isn't your friend, especially during the apocalypse and people come of the offence and try to steal your they'll go to the food like mass to alight and then you can be on your roof and you can pick em off with. Fuckin with whatever fuckin weapon. You have right. I'd, go with a bow and arrow, it's nice, and quite right too. The neck was one of those the warm in the blood gush, another fuck. It. What the fuck gonna be called to fuck an artery their plants in the house already read that when is the last one: hey Billy, Bitch tits Jesus

My lady that I was stupid. Guess, religiously, I'm twenty nine years old and I've had roommate. Since I moved out of my parents house, when I was eighteen ivy, of anxiety and depression. I found that, in addition to taking medicine living with, people really keeps me a check. In two weeks I'm going to be moving? It's my own apartment and living by myself with my dog out. Fuckin awesome! That's the best. I love living alone. Dog to that, would have a tremendous course would have died like the fucking plant. Right now. I live a two guys. The three of us are super close, but we ve lived together for three years. It is time for us to move out of the fragile. In it around places, about living by myself, because I'm scared that I'm going to isolate myself a fall back into a cycle of depression. Again I live in ITALY so the weather is shit right now which doesn't help in the spring and summer I play intramural sports football volleyball a very much a guy's girl. I dont have very many girlfriends I dont.

Ever have a ladies night. I'd rather sit at a bar with a beer and watch football or college basketball I hate dating. I am straight, though the gay people hate dating. I don't I would love to get your advice for a lady who, like me, moving in her own apartment for the very first time What would you suggest I do to stay social and not sit at home alone, watching the Indiana Hooters and down in cars light Ps. Tell me. I said I must look to you. Only on the new baby. Thanks go fuck yourself, the boy you're asking to fuckin loner. I love when I finally didn't have to have real it's an I lived alone. I fuckin loved it. I loved. I talked to myself. I talked to the tv. I had a great fuckin time and I guess I was level depression there that I wasn't really aware of Well, don't you get enough sort of interact?

who, in the springtime you play in our meal sports football vibe. Ok, what's the winter time. I want to go sledding, I'm trying to think what the fuck you can do is adult league snowball. Fighting you can get vote. Then there's gotta be something that you could do if you're into sports wages join a fantasy league. But some are your friends. But I think what you are is yours, sweetheart in your relationship person, you just afraid to do it, so oh. That's why you like having roommates you don't like being alone, I'm totally guess, by the way I'm fucking know, but I think I think it's time to give data. Try you know, would do that maybe you're afraid doing that. I would I this seems like you need to face of fear and look at it. Living alone as an opportunity thing, and that this is the next logical step too far. The person you want to be with in life. If that's what you're looking for so

I waited a break. Living alone and I'll fuckin awesome that is and decorate your apartment. Don't do what I did you know, have some color in the EP: inhospitable shit, something a bit I would come social. I would have people over to your place each event or a few cook. This is You think she could do you just have to make the effort I don't know why you don't have many girlfriends, but it sounds like you do have some girl friend, so you only need a couple of friends I would open. Dear friends, rather than some psycho on a not saying this is a bad move, but it's a nice step. I would open to them just say: listen, I'm probably depression so worried that it when I live alone that I'm gonna be depressed. You know he'd like to sway by and watch a gay with me blah blah blah blah I would do that. I would be open and honest. It maybe go Talk to somebody by Eu Depression

seed or go down their fuckin rational, but its greater you dollar you depressed and that you need to do but about it, so that your way ahead of the game, as opposed to where I was where I didn't. I was depressed- and I fuckin it made a lot of stupid fuck it moves for a long time. That's the point as for this week. Thank you so much for listening instead video that Cadillac El Dorado, it's fucking, beautiful, alright, go fuck yourself and I'll talk to you on Thursday.