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Hey, what's goin on its bill Bur and it's the Monday morning, podcast for Monday, JANET
every twenty Eightth two thousand
Thirteen, I apologise for being this late.
And I'm gonna pause for all the truly angry people out,
Oh, you would wish you to fork
don't get out of their system of one of the key.
You gotta figure out life is who you really matter,
You know I really mad at me. You never met me. I haven't done
not until you
I apologize. I had a crazy friggin weakened. My last I talked to use,
elections to the part. If you knew welcome her look at me
I'd, say I'm borderline jovial. At this point
come to the Monday morning, podcast last,
I spoke with you. I was on my way to Hawaii
I was gonna go to the probable
than initially I was gonna stay there for weak, but I ended up get some acting work, which is great so I had
short until the lovely near that I couldn't take. It away, ought to do it next time and basically
gonna go out there. I was gonna. Do my short republic, and now
go to the probable the next day. You know, then go
a volcano whatever the fuck I was gonna do and I was gonna fly back, but at least I was gonna do that and I ain't
that by getting another act and gig on Monday. I know what you think it Jake
spell erect and all over the place.
And you know what no, no I'm not
it's just this business knows it and it. No
when you, when you are planning to do something fun.
You know, I don't have any fun plans next month.
A case, not water, skiing. I'm not taken that better, that needle
my class that I've had my eye on. I don't have any fun
next month
And you know what I ever acting worth. I got
yeah. I got nothing, this
and God, Damn business it saw, it felt it
felt it in the universe. Billy right face. All freckled face
he's. Gonna go to the islands. Go to a game, have a good time, go fuck yourself. As a couple acting gigs, you go off,
you do. You stand up gig right, you go to bed
get on a plane, you fuckin come right back, nothing for you, that's what I did this weekend.
I worked Friday night Saturday, I gonna fuckin played by myself right
and I'm sitting there, you and flight of why I've never done
before they have like on the monitors they play in the music. They already got the music on where well well, well, well, well, well! Well, who could do but but but
but a bow right. Whatever the father kept,
in that shit you're on.
They feel like you're in Hawaii,
Sidney like an asshole, I'm around every get their wife for the girl friend, you know or whatever the fantasy football fuckin hand, job boyfriend, one the fuck. They got. What about how it is when guy
is all go a vacation and are not
twenties whatever the fuck that's called.
There were sick about fuckin wives, vacation. I don't know what it is.
I'm Sidney like an asshole right, so I fly out their crack of dawn play out there, and I can't you remember
How can we can giving right so must have really early gonna have to deal with it to work
yeah, I just jump in a cab. I took a cab to the airport, got on the fucking plain
while their landed
cuz. I wasn't making my girl just like fuck, it I'll say it. What I will stay at the cheapest place out of the three that was given to me right. So when I show up to the
can place it's like I,
I'm the only guy like
Under the age of like seventy eight there, it's just a bunch of fuckin open,
and there's an eye hop built into the place and there's like a fool.
Can homeless guy, it teaches
like. I was staying in like the port authorities, section of Hawaii
makes it worse is I got there twelve noon and my room wasn't ready until three. So now I'm Sidney like this fuckin asshole,
Like adamant, I'm not going to the I hope they are those on the mainland. I
do some island shit and the fucking.
Well, I was able to be here and there
a diner run by car, and I went there.
And I understand this- I fuckin twelve people online on the television. This is just a stupid tourist, replace this fucking
Danny wrappers on the ground. Before even go in, there is the rub:
as rapporteur on one side. There is the cup from the recent cap like somebody
this package is ripped, it opened like just it was
forced the races CUP went up in the air. He fired both fork parts of the package, Parkins Portance starboard,
gulped down as he ran up, not paying for it or whatever look like there was some, so somebody get mugged who had some candy. You know
it's a fucking shit hole, but out of a car like phenomena stay right, so I go there.
So I go there and I wanted this thing out. That evidently was a wine dish and just turn out to be a burger. Patty was some gravy and some eggs and sit in a written by myself, mind you. I can't go to the probable now, because I have to fly right. The fuck back at dawn
Sidney are also misguide. Taps me on my shoulder. I look over the catastrophe that what what what what do you know that,
that looks delicious. I look at the guy
like. I know this fuckin guy, who is this guy? He looked like a mix between how Coggan and triple age. So I kept thinking this guy. A fuckin restless
And then I told my guide on what the neighbour the dishes were just say: hamburger, parity with eggs and gravy and now get to any laughed and could hate tax they walked away. I sat there for five minutes sounds like fuck,
that was Kevin, Green former Pittsburgh, Steelers sweated
I'm ninety percent sure it was him so that
the one cool thing that happened to me, somebody who I,
think- was cabin Green asked me what I was eating. I told them I did know: what's the name of it? Was he laughed and he left
that shit,
Do you want dessert? It's like no. I dont want deserve, but I still have two hours and fifty minutes to kill performer
Hocker rooms, ready so bringing lady. What do you got? What do you got? You got some hooky loud fuckin hook up with a book of organised crime,
I want to do something wine, because I'm leaving, in fact
twelve hours right so
Got this hawaiian Fried ice cream and immediately.
What is not just what you Mexicans do that right is this is the same shit. So what item at Friday,
in the first volume link and we get frightened fuck it. I'm set now sit now. There's old, Ladys, look like
his gentle push. You look like you know like whenever they interview people.
We're still alive than are unlike Alfred, Hitchcock Movies, like that shook from the birds and maybe the cheque from Psycho. That's what she looks like, but like
courage. Now she sitting there now she's a year
an old red. Had no microeconomic. Look like that, like the male version, is what I'm thinking about in Paradise. You know Paradise City, some shit, fuck,
diner bizarre stuff, they don't show Yonder brochure by the way since of shit. Fuck diner and so.
By the way the food was delicious, I gotta Titus
was delicious, but it was a dump threats. Like fifty minutes, Obama can fuck an ice cream.
What you don't just scooped out of a thing: I'm gonna really fry this highly fry without melting it, the dumbest forecast ever
so finally bring it over its big group of fuckin shit
and it's just surrounded by this mode of whipped cream. You know- and I ate the
fuckin thing out of sheer boy, trying to kill time populated
thousand calories plus I had a burger with great gravy on it.
With two eggs over easy
with delicious
than a wonderful thing: the ie. If you're fuckin,
fourteen years old. But if you're forty four.
Not a good thing so anyways I finally get into the young, the hotel,
the package for you, look at the package's package, look at a package and it's a fucking problem tickets that I'm not going to and them over my body
fuckin, rosebud, Legend Jason LAW had he takes them out
like glowing like that shit and pop fiction.
I'm in my head. I do you gotta put those things away. I did say
as a guy, it's great men have a great time I heard their great seat. You, local cultural sort of I've got this part.
I can walk out of the diner,
That homeless guy? I saw sittin there who looked like
Iraq is, if you never get the plastic surgery and like lived outside since the next,
administration right, he's sitting there and when I come out there
security guide there? You know no gun knoweth,
already has just sent out their baby faces like fucking twenty one years old. I could see them
his body language. I got Jesus Christ right
and all I hears the homeless skylight now that leave Ed
yeah good. I don't want to. Then you see that
like dude. I really don't you think I want to do this job. Somebody sent me out here and I'm
and I just start fuckin laugh and myself
For some reason I didn't think I was good. You know
I'm going to Hawaii, I feel like I'm going to Paradise. Is that could be homeless people here? It's fuckin paradise right and ended with the same shit, the same shit
I was an error in an area I thought
like I was gonna, get mugged. I found out later that there's a bunch
hookers in that area. We talk about, there's a bunch of people with kids, like none
night at night. They all come out and I was just like you know: how did they get out there?
how many dicks today they to get out there,
like how many fuckin at an early age, patient change, how long will you begging so
Try to tell me that cities put their homeless guys on planes and fly him out there, like they say, said they called the Rainbow project, and I didn't believe that for fuck's sake
I don't give a shit. If you send me document approved, there's no fuckin way.
You get a crazy homeless guy and all his funk on a fuckin plain.
They can still refuse your service now
he's coming on there with his fuckin horrific feet?
in elbows and all it enough. There's no way there's no way, plus the guy,
you're a fucking ever seizure by the time he gets there from alcohol. Withdraw yet are those
cells they sell on the plane. I can help him, but you know what I think it is
Think has just been around the beach like a beach bump. There's something up
around the beach I can get to it tomorrow. You know
yeah I did. I did. I pay read: I can't mcfeely homeless, you don't give a fuck weathers nice sleep under a palm tree.
I don't. I wasn't even their long enough, so I did my show displaced the Republic Republic, and it was the shit crowd was fuckin awesome
doubt thank you to everybody. Came out of deftly come back with me
some of the best energy
I've had it a show, since I can remember
he also cite this?
from the mainland slot flow. Is
hasty, ass. All the way out there that I am ready to one guy. He like flew over from another island. It was like
it was locals, it wasn't tourists and I found the couple attack
I performed on islands. People who live on islands, a fuckin cool is hell. You know I did a gig on net.
Last year in up when I met a young fishermen and people with their year round,.
While the weather and all that shit. It's just that the good people mess we had a great time there,
finish, my show, you know, poured myself
so the dvd, smiling and wave- and I had to beers- went back to the hotel slept for foreign
five hours got on a fuckin
I flew right back away. I bought a magnet to prove
Technically, I can't even say I was there because I
do anything. I did walked out of the beach for half a second and took a picture myself.
Evidently is called the selfie. I learned
on Chelsea, parodies Twitter, it's called the selfie I took one of those with em
in the background sort of for the bunch of buildings and Albert,
the upside was so
now, the crowd was awesome of death come back and I think that
there's gonna be another problem, because I guess the game was was now
bunch of scoring they were sort of heading.
The NFL just sort of threatening the players like hey quit, fucking dog in the
tire game, because it's an embarrassment to the league. You now cover a mild.
Caution can give that up for the league just so we can keep this thing going enough, so dismal total FINA berets, my water, whatever I had a great time when I was out there the year of the fuck I landed at twelve, I left the next morning at five. What is that seventeen hours now Jesus than if we,
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all right. So, what's coming up this you're coming up this week, but my fucking shopper
Paul dude, hoodie alike.
That's what I'm doing for the Superbowl right. I have to work the day
super bowl, believe it or not all twinkle toes finish up in it
to get here and speaking of acting gigs. I've a movie come out or theirs
becoming out dynamic snap, my movie to movie, I am happy to be in its called stand up.
It comes out February. First, I write stuff
Albert Chino, Christopher Walken and Alan Arctic PA and all Billy.
I'd faces, walk and by the background for a couple of things, do not Blake. You will miss me, but you marble.
In April last year, when the park
It was late in every way was given me a ton of shit about it, and I,
You wait Nate fuckin months in one of the greatest excuse. Ever I was late TAT day.
Because I was in a scene with the output GINO.
Two prowokin writes a go fuck yourself. That's why it was like highlight that. Are you
I then apples,
Boston guy. Could I say that I grew up in the suburbs.
Can I say that if you from Southie Eddie
I'll be there
on the day, the Superbowl, but I don't give a shit.
Because in my
limited wisdom. I think I've I've figured out.
I watched a suitable right
not only do watcher by yourself. Ok, most important game in the years for the championship, he's fucking guys are playing a game way that they're gonna die.
The rugby people are paying attention to the level of concussions right there, leading with your shoulders and no pads, not say not tough. Ok. I think this finally proves that american football-
Is the most psycho fuckin sport there is that psycho Sport been order me, I wouldn't be set tougher than rugby. Both sports a tough but like
The whole thing that english people they they always say that all they got helmets on their fuckin pussy, all the hell,
What does it make? You think that you're protected?
any use it as a weapon, but you for
in brains in there in the Fuckin Waternot slam at all over your head and then when you're forty, you shoot yourself in the chest.
Yet also cite the scientists can fuck and look at your brain figure what's going on in there the rugby people,
There are forty. I don't think you do.
I beg you still running around on the pitch with the fuckin masking tape around your ears. Far
My research goes. Every
The wagon awake, those concept
So when it was this, I'm gonna watch the Superbowl.
To watch you buy yourself, you gotta, get away from the fuckin
the all the broad come over, including the fuckin guy brides,
onto don't watch football. They just show up for the deep and have their dead there. What the fuck and checks they try to get laid in your Fuckin house is basically what they're doing they talk during the game and they shut up during the commercial and then when the game cut. Back on me, like, I didn't like that. What I thought that was good, how much they that caused right
while you can, you can watch the fucking game and then every
fuckin year. They gotta have some wailing whore or some agent, Fuckin Rock star with hair plugs, come out there,
for one last falcon.
Glory. This is what you do.
People invite into the same way we Dover so ball. You know I'd gone. I got this thing. I gotta do.
Well, yeah I gotta go out in the woods, come up with something which is just. You know why you gonna lie
I'm watching it by myself why you gonna do
because I want to watch the game, that's why
So now you eliminated all the countries that are there that are gonna
In your living off now that stage, one of the count removal staged
who is to get rid of it? Can't you don't want to see them.
On the television- and this is the most important part, you record the fucking game.
I know a lot of people are. Do the ship of those people who don't ok suggest bear with me. You record the fuckin gave you shut up. You fuckin cell phone,
You don't answer your phone, you don't go on your computer are right and you just
this is the whole rest of the world- is watching somebody lips, some prerecorded fuck
Whatever the fuck. Did you write the fucking just go right over the fuck it up. You know what he did.
Will it turned white? She can't stand that fucker down right, but who have got their pain
speckled turned white seeking sand that fucking down right, but who have got their pain or nobody knows no one
knows from last year, when you're punched, the walk that fuckin douche wooden shut up during the game, and he was double dip in you.
And put your hand to fix that think patch that all in the wall is everybody.
Is watching Huey Louisen knows when bad bad at I tried a fuckin kick off the game, whatever the fuck they got this year right.
They got beyond she's gonna sing.
Whatever hell, she's gonna do the whole half time
Be there, let's she's what
why is she out there what you gonna be all right there, a little glitter hot pants.
I want to see that shit's. What you do is you just let the game go, let it go for a good
Ninety minutes two hours, then you sit down like you
control the universe like a gene
walking on the water except you're. You fucking chair in turn that FUCK Iran and you hit fast forward. One too.
Before you watch all the talk and heads, and then you did you fuck, you watch and fast motion.
Adam in the answer where the fuck they have opened up, maybe
Kaliko singing a Fuckin tom, petty song, maybe Tom patties there with them in that fuckin
would it houses name their Louise.
Maybe he's out there singer, who the fuck knows that, since we think you have the old people first,
you get some young haughty, don't have time to deal with it.
It turns out. There's no, what you don't! That's America, you fast forward to all
fuckin, shit and beginning ages, get right to the kick off. These wants to give at your leisure
At your fuckin leisure, then you know what happens after the first have and they start willing that big, dumb, fuck and stage out there
and every douche bag who have had a fuckin dream of dancing is blocking, it has taken up a whole football field.
Fuckin singers and dances the most on football. Fuckin thing you could possibly have you, don't everybody who talk during the first time?
they're all shut up? They sit near on their fuckin needs to feed from your fuckin
breathe and on your flat screen. You know
so beginning on the Mickey Mouse Club and they get their fuckin on you fast forward to
all of that shit,
go right any and then you know what happens if you never lose the flow with again now,
before you got. What did you ve got a couple people over who want to do it that way,.
People who want to shut the fuck up real fence.
Suggest this. You want to sound intelligent to the people that you gonna,
watch the game with. I highly recommend buying the sports illustrated this week that has both of the hard brother
our brothers, how the fuck you say their names on the cover, both
nominal coaches obviously
Are there in the Superbowl goddammit they both of them their teams did
up. I know it's a big if forty knows didn't drop three
fuck. It points where the hell did last year
You know what the Ravens did, what they miss a fucking extra
point or something I came as a chip shot.
That there would have been back to back years with them. Who knows what
both what a garden, then they would a party too much in any way to stop the sheer that's what happens, but whatever any
So they got this great article where they they break down the guy.
At a level that I wish I could buy,
new more of them.
They got this thing they met one. What the fuck his name was to say hammer lick than watching too much fuckin hockey.
What's the name of the camp Cameron, the Fox enable the quarterback governing this name. Chris cap Riddick chip Cabinet.
Creepy capper, Dick whatever the fuck. His name is the guys. The shit you nobody's run wild like Fuckin Hong Kong
it gives the Green Bay Packers based
Finally, he was what they were. They were breaking down that play.
Trying to see if they would be able to run it and they its cause,
the zone red.
And they run it out, like the pistol alignment. How cool is that? Which is basically
shot gun formation, but your closer to the centre, so they
the pistol alignment. You gotta tell back right behind you and this is what happens. You hide the ball quarterback turn round. He puts the ball right in a fucking bread basket.
The tale back and right there. He does his own red, which basically means he looks at that,
Savannah the linebacker backer, who spoke to seal off the edge. Any basically does a quick read if the fucking guy holds his ground.
He just handsome continues handing the ball off to the fact entail back but
the fuckin guy on the lights on
starts to pension. You pull it back and you fuckin run around
Run around the side: do you go?
It's called a zone read from the pistol alignment and the point what
hold the ball almost giving
to tail back, but not really, but maybe you're gonna, that's called the mesh point.
I wish I knew this shit I really did, but they have like
ten pages on this shit, talking about the ravens defence, their running game,
was absolutely fascinating, so much better
watching ESPN and in her
Edward screaming
with the hair and the cold pizza yellin. You know, you know he always sought to Jim Classy, reeks of it
reeks of it. He looks like he's good at like rich white guy sports, like
polo body so fuckin short, he probably fall off the horse trading that I beg, maybe La Badminton Day go bad met me
Good abandoned, but this is
everything you want to know without the screaming and yelling am really been a nerd right now, because I'm basically saying the book is better than the movie, but I highly recommend red
that shit and then watch in the game by yourself and see. If you can pick up the pistol limit the zone read the pistol limit that Cyprus should excites me. Don't you want to know what the cover too is for
it's in your life, but you wish you can watch football. These fuckin Asshole point fantasy football and fuckin with their faces to which is from the goddamned scream memorizing stats. Wouldn't you
be up in the stands.
Being able to see what a shame is doing and how team,
adjusting like last
we would like
Two weeks ago, in the forty nine rather stay down like fourteen nothin, something crazy and always sounded just stopped and they came back neighbours.
Cabin, a cabinet bob? I mean this fuckin article
And the one that offers of coordinators are the forty nine
like now I'll after you know about a quarter of quartered. I have what kind of saw what they were doing and then we adjusted to it like
That's what happened
start. The momentum changed magic. I watch it at such a ball watch. I hated eight that I am always should get sick.
The stands it be like out, it's a fucking. You know, I don't know any other
events other than cover to I love and watches
I hate it will grow and starts talking about the defences are starving and goes in books, and they they start,
this terminology, it's like what are you fucking tell me what it means. You know.
Bill wanted to utilise the internet fucking. Look it up, I'm sure, there's a Youtube video about it. Ok, you got me so
why that's how much in the year, that's how much the Superbowl.
Thoughts. Anyone
Anybody is even remotely fuckin interesting. I know I don't you know. What are you
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talk about. I saw good documentary this week. This one.
Reminiscing about my weak serve a verbal diary, audio diary,
I saw this new documentary
Ginger Baker, which is funny ICE
No one has grown up ginger baker, and I thought I was just a nickname is before ginger that term jumpy.
She came over here from oil.
Scotland. In England he was a red headed, do ginger beggar, whatever so the name of this Parker Pakistan. This documentary is beware of Mr Baker.
Then I don't care. If you play drums and not there's no way you not can enjoy this disguised one, the most interesting human beings of ever seen in my life, you guys think I'm a crabby old
Look man, you gotta, see this guy and he
trashes John Bonham. He treasures
And I want to say what he says here and above five seconds so fast forward.
If you don't want me to ruin it, but after those you don't play drums, nobody trash John Bonham, unless you just some trolls trying to piss people off from the internet, it's like he sees the Falcon king as far as rock drummers go
guys. The king had seen, although there is definitely the whose better bottom Apart- and they are.
But nobody ever says at bottom sucks, if you just being a douche bag, Ginger Baker. Actually it's a bit.
They asked him what he thought about joint bottom, it, I guess
we'll trash, run the internet, as has so many counts there, but any time you ever asked a drummer, a rock drama about John Bonham
they are just in hush tones speak of the power
his swing, his feel his subtlety. These originality, his did the triplets this
based round the whole fucking thing and Ginger Baker said John Bull
couldn't swing a shit.
It was worth of work in my job was almost on the ground. I couldn't fucking, believe it and I just
stood out laughing.
I've, never.
Do you hear somebody was considered a god just dismiss like that.
And then even like clapped, and he didn't shit on bond about like clap than they were like. You know how to compare bottom to ginger
He was just like our now that he's like you know it's not even pay.
Because it's not even a contest, ginger beggar was a fully formed musician
a composer in and all this type of stuff, I don't know
Just for me, I don't like.
I mean I've actually looked at photos online and considered blot having them blown up in hanging them in my house of John Bonham. That's like what I think of him.
You stay here, somebody just you know, base
like my Lance Armstrong, like you,
something like from my Lance Armstrong moment. You know those people got all disappointed like what do I tell my kids.
My legs Armstrong moment would be. If I found out that in the studio he actually played a double paddle or double
he's from nine all are you guys are gonna show that picture of him with the double based on set up. I noticed
behind that. There was all when he first got the kid when what's his face hooked him up with it, this is so fuck it inside. At this point, you have to be a drama to even like any of this.
Common accuracy combine atmosphere, apiece,
you have had like fifty eight different pronunciations of their last name. He had to deal with Ludwig and I think bottom initially was playing slinger lens and.
Am I gotta men with Ludwig and he got
same set up that combine had so he had the double base, any brought it to like one rehearsal and
the other guys in the band just kept taken the other based on out to scorn. You don't need it. It's cluttering up everything I really can't
I join him playing a double based from said he would have fuckin drowned out the whole guide, their bed, but whatever anyway things he doesn't have a fast for just watch him royal our whole nineteen. Seventy.
Go fuck yourself, but evidently Ginger Baker says he couldn't swing a sack of shit which just killed me
if you just want to see a fuckin, angry redhead play and drums
as I have made any drunk videos. Yes, this
the guy. This is the real deal,
It's called beware of Mr Baker.
Underrated listening to ginger baby,
fuck an hour and a half. It was awesome and then actually watch some of the dead. The combat shows that they had the one,
royal our whole. He was fuckin unbelievable dry
just sounded amazing, an incredible player,
it's just the tip of the iceberg. It's just how he lives is life going broke and just moving on from relationships.
Really amazing documentary sub anyways with that
Let's get to some of your questions, you, I feel, like I've been run in my mouth here for fuckin. Almost forty minutes here,
Bill heard you love, drinkin, hay and heard you loved to drink, and I agreed
it is great, but I
I've been handling my liquor too well of late. I've been getting
black out drunk every night for a while now, except for a week. What do you black
drunk when you wrote this. I've been get, I've been getting blackout drunk every night for a while now, except for a week made
a month here and there ok, we got that was on me. Sorry, when I want
four things that have actually happened and not just night terrors, any tips on deck
King semi, responsible,
I really would like to continue to use it as a social lubricant, an overall,
good time liquid, thanks for the free ran right,
you're, welcome. I've been getting blackout,
every night for a while. Now do you sound like I am I love to drink, but I dont get blackout drunk
yet. Just to the point where I say something I wish I didn't say I don't:
With every night I'm gettin black,
drunk every night at depends on your age. I mean, if you like, I don't know seventeen eighteen in Egypt,
discovered alcohol in your fuckin yet drink in the way you ve
ninety miles an hour
that's always semi scary, even that scary.
Yeah do blackout drunk in some serious shit. I don't know I would talk to somebody. I don't know what I would do.
If I was getting blackout drunk every fuckin night, I think I would quit for awhile like I get
point where just embarrass myself too much and I just need the like back off. I've been really be
dont. Barely they go back and forth between scotch and beer and I go to bear. I got no fancy. Fuckin beers
back to beer that, like my dad drank and my friends dad's drank when I was a kid so whose basically beer that we stalls.
Every once awhile go back two beers, I drank in high school and I drink a minute. This weird sort of like you know, I don't like taste that I just think about. I was texting you enough just drinking in the woods
So yeah that would be. That would be my yeah.
Look. If you're, not an alcoholic, I would just monitor you're drinking, but if you're getting blackout drunk every night, you might have a problem, so I wouldn't
to tell you how to drink semi responsibly because of Europe, an alcoholic you're not going to so
explore a little more your level of addiction and when you
figure that out. I would then act accordingly in it.
You figure out the churn alcoholic. I would try and quit drinking is
is possible because it will ruin your life. Believe me, I said something fucking horrible
We can't after I did my shows it was only after, like two bears, I'm gonna try
figure out how to tell the story without showering anybody in it I'm sitting there. I haven't done
since two girls come up your phone
about bow hey thanks a lot
You stand out here. I gotta leave and five hours. What are you a fuckin moron? Yes, I am that type of shit, and so they point this girl she's
The girl next door going hey, you know what she does. What do you think she does now
in using get a red. I just couldn't get a red on the scarf. I dont know what she did. She look like,
He would just working customer service, but there was something different about it, but it was because she looked like that. I couldn't
She disappeared. She just get a regular job, you don't get married, become a mom or those people they just happy.
Only to go out to try to achieve some stupid, fuck and goals? Are they gonna get trashed on twitter?
so many ways they go? She actually flies those giant cargo planes with like the three tanks in the back that they drop
what the fuck parachutes like you
get me like. That's unbelievable,.
Blown away than she pointed affronted, goes as my friend shoes
be a cheerleader for this professional football team right. They tell me that
now think of bullshit, unlike our Europe Fuckin Pilot, not saying
The girl was a good looking, but I'm kind of drunk at this point, as I haven't eaten only had
who beers everything. I had two fuckin fears, but are even to bears the level asshole. I am stone sober to beers in
I say to lie ahead
I just you know kind of whisper to my go, there's no way she was
cowboys cheerleader Chirac is big enough, and then she just goes clear as day
Did you just say my rack isn't big enough for illegal work and ass? The thing I thought I whispered there,
Evidently I yelled it over the fuckin music.
I had to try and talk my way out of that wasn't said she was a good looking, but you know you watch em on tv. They make it look like they all got. Fuckin you no fuckin.
Very least. Thirty four see all the way up to decouple Teddy's. They make up
Perfect most of em are probably fake, psyched effect
I told us it look. Every trick out. There's big tidies in Dallas
be flailing trying to get out of it.
Or trying to like. I felt bad. I should just apologize. I was drunk you can't appalled
as for that I set it. She heard it asshole.
But I did say, goes like the fictitious capital world. She did give me a high five than I thought.
Fine, but later on, when I walked out, I walked by a thicket. Was her husband
she had a wedding ring on anyone.
By this kind of values? Waving twenty holds up a cell phone, and I see that as a picture of a Dallas cowboys cheerleader on it.
I think it was his wife.
Which means she went over and told him, and I want to thank that guy.
Told you even smash by love my head. I really want to. I appreciate it my fault,
next time I come out there by is some fuckin. I don't know what it whenever the pupil planet, where the FUCK day about their brutal. So that's. Why try to drink at home? You know
What do I do say some rooted my dog, I'm too old- to have
continue to have new stories like this. Anyway.
What's my move, em a sophomore college and not very sparing with relationships.
Let this girl about three weeks ago and class and she seems pretty cool.
Been hanging out progressed?
Fifthly, more often during the last couple of weeks, I feel like I've.
Getting signs from her, but I'm pretty confuse now,
She comes to my room and we hang out on the bed lying close,
to each other. Guy, do she's waiting for you to make a move. That's what you know
Movies make a move we
out of my bed line. Close to each other and do homework or watch a movie or whatever she also text
me every day, so yesterday we care for the first time they now about it right
when I bring the substitute guy in all those nerves are keeping score that fuckin erasing shit. You know about it.
Origin of the wine Iowa anyway since yesterday,
As for the first time before she left about twenty minutes,
sure I got a text from her with about sex.
Paragraphs
planning how she kind of has a boyfriend body.
Creature like shit, so it's pretty much over Jesus. You know what is always a price to pay, no matter what you do like that, guy doesn't want to drink anymore, wants to tapered
There's a price he's gonna pay, the price he's gonna pay is, then we sit near doing the right thing, not drinking wishing tat. He could just sit there and fuck and pound twenty beers euro, but he wants to take control of this fuckin life and the price he asked
is he can ever do I get? Another? Is the other side you drink to twenty four beers? And then you know the price. You pay the price
paid after having two fuckin lightweight. You don't say you go. You finally make the move.
Sir there's always a fuckin price.
You gotta, ask yourself sign: are you willing to pay the price? If you can
And you re the rest of this because I could say right now: there is poor.
Simply a fuckin beat down
Slash double murder, slash, maybe double murder suicide at the
this pussy rainbow?
Anyways outweigh the rest, he goes and also she explains house.
Is not ready for a relationship we can still cuddle. I don't know about this. Yeah fuck, this chick.
He goes on trying to get my dick wet, but she also seems court. You try to get your dick. What this does not a virgin. You speaking,
you speak in the language, twenty, your dick. Why are you? We have pocketed the pistol, fuckin formation.
All right, you kissed her, that's the mesh point.
You gotta do is all radio what's Goin on what's going on right? Here, too, ought to re write right, come onto you know what the fuck you gonna do
Right now you don't, you seem like a guy who got laid hasn't got laid for, whilst in our maybe you really like this girl, I don't know what the fuck is going on all right.
Let me just read the rest of this fucking things. I too more sedative says
Just don't want to be in the same position for the next two months. Should I give a shit,
but this girl am I getting bullshitting yeah you gettin bullshit.
She wants to get out of the relationship, but she doesn't want to be lonely are.
This is what you say to say. Look I
I think you know, I don't do that.
Kiss girls who boyfriends. I don't do that stuff.
I don't hang out with them laying on beds. I would love the land
bed and kiss you if you did not have a boyfriend so
I think it would be best if, when that situation clears up you now, then
by you know, but you know: wait. Awhile, give the guy
opportunity to see yet all he's gonna kill. You are not so I don't get caught in the crossfire at to get out too
months. He doesn't kill you,
it's safe. I will gladly bang you
in my yeah, my fuckin dead, my single outside him,
that's how I should be handled at your age, but there weren't podcast. So I just had to listen to my dick fuck. There it was. There was took me fifty
our committee to be funny, but there was a right fiance's Ex a belt. I really a priest
The show keeps me saying in a cubicle farm or God bless you fuckin fighting a good fight out there.
Now to the meat of the email. This guy thanks me
like a sentence in a half, and he gets right to what this is. All you do people this is textbook
He goes my fiance who I loved dearly, has an ex boyfriend. She maintains a friendship with fucking drop. This bitch right now. Sorry knee jerk reaction. Continuing
We should hang without prejudice. I am of the mindset that men, women cannot maintain that kind of relationship. Thank you preach on
especially if there was some kind of dating involved.
The pass.
I am not
comfortable, this guy and I,
struggling with. This was going with this
should ice straight out. Tell
Can I don't like him being around or do I take the more painful approach and pretend everything's cool one other quick,
should I have to make a run to new mixed Mexico soon wanted to snagged the name of that italian place. You were talking about on the pod cast or so back. Ass fuck
you know what it's right next to a Hilton garden in begins with a b.
Like Bueno Bueno Summer DEC on somebody New Mexico help this guy out
And send it to me in a red it next week. Gotta figure it out by next week are right, that's a promise, but
yeah, do you got it? You got you gotta. This is. This is not cool at all. It's not cooler right. That's not cooler guys do not continue.
Friends with women I make women, maybe can do it, but guys can't do he's trying to use trying to fucking. U can try to bang.
Through that fuck, this is your fiance. He can't fuckin have that we can have the Euro
This is what you gonna. Do you gotta tell her that and when she gets mad and she gets upset? Why did I trust me?
the Bible global. Do you have to sit there and
totally maintain your cool do not take the bay.
She starts calling you named she's a name calling all that do not get upset. You say that
that, should I did my act
this later when you calm down, I dont want
argue about this, I dont think
it's fair. The position you're putting me in and
I would never do that to you. I would never hang out with an Ex girlfriend of mine all right. I don't think that that's cool, so I'd appreciate it. If you would not do that anymore,.
And if she continues to do it, then I would marry somebody else. Personally, you know.
I'm not cold there. My relationship, I've had to deal with that. You know
the deal that a couple of times, while you know just cause a faint I we took an acting class love light now now I love it
Why do you think he's? Yes? Yes, he is, he has tried to. He has tried to get exactly Euro,
or maybe he's he's hoping that you have hot friends that he contrived fuck.
By a you know, be the guy who hangs out with the chicks. You know me
he's trying to that, but he's trying to fuck something, and if you're the
thing around he's, gonna, try and fuck you so no its, not cool. Then he was next. What this is all
guys talk about the lady ease this week.
Stay with girl or not. I build upon
Just like you enter the tough situation, so I would like to know your thoughts. I've been with a girl for five months
a few weeks into which she mentioned. She had been an relationship for five years and is still friends with the guy.
The fact is the same one already answer this.
Who I've met and it was a bad. Do she used to talk to him a lot, so she seemed not over him and mention that they were basically fuck body since breaking
up, which I don't mind happening
Do mine her thinking, it's no biggie. To tell me, let me let me try and do the math on that she mention they were basically fuck body since breaking up which I dont mind happening.
Do mind her thinking. It's no biggie to tell me she don't mind if she spoke in the sky in the side, just don't bring it up
was there aren't be sung about that.
A girl. I dont want to know. Southern Africa remember.
But two months in she admitted tat. She had last slept at them the week after
she said in a roundabout way. It was about two years ago, but two
in she admitted tat. She had last slept with them the week after she
met me, which was I
The night of the day we met up for the first time so after our first date, this sounds dumb
but otherwise things are good and she's tone tat
about him down sense and is a good girl different to a lot of work.
So my past, which is why I stayed with her after that. This girl's, fucking, your brains out. That's what's goin on she like sex
And I guarantee you, she fought this guy at least one more time after your first date. That is that
Instinct, I'm not saying it's true, that's just my instinct anyways
twenty five and haven't had a girlfriend before
I'm not wanting to settle and enjoy being single exactly
we go? You haven't had a girlfriend before you know not to set up a relationship. You could just setting this one up. Dude
come on. You can have some self worth here: ok, fuck, this shit
isn't a muddy kids, scuff, fuck body
banks and one time after your first date. Obviously she wasn't seen fireworks the fucker she don't with. You are
letter blow you one more time and show the fucking door. Sorry get emotional,
let us all, is respected in our red. The rest, though I was getting sick of the single life. When I got with her and would be bombed out with the prospect of getting laid less than once a month, yeah yeah, you know something your balls
in each other
five months, and I really hope you're not love with this girl.
So I've graduated and want to move out of our city, partly to move in with a really good friend who I miss, who lives. Interstate
still has one year ago it doesn't seem keen on moving in your words,
based on that one incident. I think I already told you I don't they
he's gonna be the mother. Had children areas
think of it wanted.
Help people how we met. I feel
could be missing out on advancing my career and be with my best friend, as I ve blown apart from my other,
France, as well as getting out of my shitty small town, do you think I should move out cut, distinct short apps a fuckin looming, and you know you should
get out EU shitty, small town fuck this this girl,
she's gonna, be in that same bar every Fuckin Christmas. When you come home to visit your parents, ok,
he's gonna, be there.
And every year face is gonna, get a little fatter and she might have more ain't fuckin arm
you are gonna, be moved out with your life,
and then one day, you're not gonna want to go back to that bar you just gonna drive by it and you gonna be
like I want, if she's in there and you're not going to give a fuck, because the girl you give your dreams is gonna, be in your passenger, stating a drive right by on this perfectly fuckin snow covered, wrote, there's a picture for you, but that's only gonna happen. If you dumb
this whore and get out of that small shitty town. I right now is a good one.
Ok off all of garden, chronicles
boy. I'm a twenty four year old Parttime college student working at all of God,
this new check here has been a real flirt towards me. I see just about all the signs. She always tells me how delicious I smell gross
bad she wants to play with my hair o K. One time when I was testing out a drink, she took the glass rotated to the part where my mouth wasn't drank on it from there
right. So you know she swallows.
So what do you plan on taken all asked a mouth? Sorry,
for some reason I
found that hot disguise for controllers
everything about it was was
Everything about. It was incredible figure. Nice, tits and glasses made her
Look even sexier with her Pinta pair one big problem. This is
Game, changer she's,
haven't chain, dude,
you think she's got major fuckin daddy issues come on down there.
Plenty of horrors that are of age
Do I really need to read the rest of this week?
at the same
Time the other night just started talking outside out dude. If this fuckin goes to some sexual thing, if I read
it is on my part of the fuckin crime.
Is seventy legal in your state, some states. It is just that not all boy
did the gentlemen thing and asked her if she needed a ride home, you you fucking car,
don't lie to me,
we're friends, call
yup you're asking for advising you for either a fuckin moron. You didn't,
the generally thing your dick was fucked
pushing through your zipper. You you want to write all you want,
Fuckin ruin this girl try to do the generally that you fuck. You know what actually just for that. I should even read the rest of this, but I'm too fuckin idiot
she politely decline and said her sister wants to pick her up, adding that she doesn't want to use me like that justice.
She was afraid that she might get you used to it and expected every
We worked together, understandable it.
Not understandable, she's, Fuckin Jerkin, you around she not a goddamn fuckin
peachy thirteen sexual euro.
Inside the bar. Then you get outside this. My car, you wanted just fuckin
Genuine with little show now, that's ok,
I'd be one of these girls. It gets you dick Fuckin, your heart
the Fuckin Rock and then just walk.
The way just wants to see you chase it and the only way you gonna get. It is, if you just fuck and walk away from it and shall follow your home like a last poppy. But she seventeenth, you don't want that to happen,
anyways. However, she asked me to stick around a keeper company till her ride. Comes
She asked me where I usually hang out to cry out mighty in trouble for this shit. I'm not leaving the rest of that she's, always Jesus when she called Kip Winger will tell you what the fuck do.
I say walk away all right.
The only question you should be asking her as well. Are you turning eighteen.
For when she says why say because.
I'll, tell you on your birthday.
All right, that's a with this week, everybody bitter sweet this week. You know
Randal went down Torres Asia, I've spoken loved, Celtics,
I really do. I know is out of people to hate the Boston Celtics, but you know something if I can appreciate.
The fact that power solves a great basketball player and Kobe Bryant, you gotta, even as a Laker fan, come on you gotta, have you got
you have to admit unless you just the strait of cut the falcon.
Celtics got more heart than any other team in a league. You know they do. You know they do a challenge. They will fight you to the end.
Even fucking call me said he said the Celtics never fucking quit and if you guys think
Can cause Rondeau has gone down that this team is gonna roll over your Roddy, a fuckin minds are right.
The way this team roles overs of Danny Age in those guys break it up, that's the only way. I see only fuckin way
And I was flying to God:
spoken where and I miss that whole Celtics HEAT game, but I have been watching the Bruins. I watch him come back
tonight after the hurricanes tightened up her kids look good man. Great gold tender
in the country, is for checking. I've ever seen.
But we somehow survived it, but there are a great team we get
devils tomorrow night, when they're, always great so
I can't believe how much I miss talkie when it came back. I just absolutely fuckin love, it's the greatest goddamn sport and I love that most people think it sucks please
By all means continued to not watch it. I love this, it's great being the fourth most popular sport, its great you know what that's like, that's like being like. What's it like that, it's like being the base player in this fuckin
some bad, you just collecting checks, but when you walk off stage, nobody recognise nobly, gives a fuck throw run all over the singer and legal tourist and you get the live, a life good, I'm a beach drink of pocket, six pack with your rockstar money. You know you got enough money to get a good look. In fact, woman! Do you view the bullshit?
What am I talking about? I came out what the fuck, whatever they just, I love being a hockey fifth scrape outsiders, and I was there. I ve been on for planes in three days right, there's my excuse.
I'm Lincoln home. I test pockets for this week. As always, if you want to buy something on Amazon DOT, com and donate to the Monday morning, park has just go to the park S page on billboard outcome. We have banned
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And die, and the wood worries project, and that is it that support gas. For this week go fuck yourself enjoys Superbowl, give a shot. If you have an already committed to a Super bowl party, if already committed, still tape the game at home,.
Ok, they're just sit down and watch it and look for their play. I look forward to the pistol fuckin formation. I came here what the fuck is called.
Giovanni citizenship, other it's basically a hot read the fuck. Are you talking about John Bruton, come out of the book and explain to me? What is it?
Poverty defects are that's. It go fuck yourself, I'll talk to you next week.
She's she doesn't seem like a girl for you. She might be able to advance you stop alligator armament. This might not
the girl for you, she's all to advance. This woman is a fuckin war, pig you're out here. I will not I'm trying to be like tender in Vienna nicely, not alligator armies sports night out
You know what I really don't appreciate when I come down here and having this conversation with you when you are thoroughly those poor thing than me, and you always you always. I owe you to my sport. Will you need this board? They, let you have to like remind me that I'm not on the same level as you like, so I'm not gonna get all you're amazing sports references and terms and phrases, and I appreciate that, could you,
I believe that one in ten minutes
just going on this rant about how dumb I am and how innocent I am with using the word fag, and I don't you know like an innocent hard but you're
damn you just respond with rage at the hallway. You made me this fuckin like the simpleton yet have you been doing everything but fucking, you know, being a bit
Guph like walking down the street like you, don't actually crushed somebody the debts trying to have them? That's you just painted make you feel like you're, like a miser man. That's how you paid me within ten minutes of this young, lady and of lights. That's how you gonna get that's exactly how you described me too, dumb to know their fuckin reference and then because icy alligator arm is ok
you seen an alligator right today
have long arms. Now they do they do not in its basic it's it's a sports term.
Some throws you the ball and you could actually reach out and get it, but you don't totally reach our cause. You're worried about getting hit. Ok, so
is the alligator. So if you don't catch the ball, the guy can't hit you ok
I thought all I'm saying you your alligator arm this and that you're going this girl isn't a girl for you, but blob of black he's in
he's in there what the fuck pit viper he's the goat and she's the on
he is the std free go. He is walking into a fucking incubator of just I mean this girl. Probably
I wanted to see the real for you. That's bad advice. Why?
This girl telling each other in the Hague is supposed to do about it. Tell the whole fucking score is now is not the girl for you, move on somebody else's more years be, and why is that bad advice, because you're acting like you know
she's not into sports likes to eat and is a morning person like sports may not be an hour. This person is like you know this person isn't for you. I met his eye.
Funny it's like that.
Why it's a simple way of saying that you now you should move on. That's that's all it is now.
It's like you sit there. What the toddler he's about re to touch it as a hot stove. You gotta be like
has to be a sense of urgency here, like
like no. No, no! No! No! This! This will hurt. You will hope. You're you make the little fucking. Can they don't speak English? You try to forget what I think I speak here. You're gonna, fuck yourself.
You're talking to his person, like
try some of the sandwich you. I didn't really like that broad or maybe you like this bread like gets just like this whimsical, this twenty daisies and what you say this is. This is a very day.
Four situation, this guy should stay away from this girl on all fuckin in all girls like this,
she's on a period and she has no fuckin like like class
he's opens a leg.
Like us to pull it out. They just go. Why there's other ways she suggesting able this girls like she's, a fucking mess, stay away from this growth? Destroyer, get
This girl give you fucking disease, escrow
steal. Your laptop goes a fucking nightmare, knock it off
Advice for a lady dear bill- I don't
my boyfriend for two years now we're
college together and is currently taking a semester abroad. Oh Jesus, where in Brazil,
Before he left. We had a running joke that I was going to need a vibrator winning left as a surprise.
His parting gift, he got me one.
A couple friends whose boyfriend
brought them sex toys. For while I was a little surprised, he actually got me a vibrator. I also happen to know that it's a
actively. Normal is relatively normal for a boyfriend. Do that yet it's basically like this areas, chastity belt you trying to lock down the pussy disgusting idea that, but that we are doing now anyway,
using the thing as enough, if you like you in an alien fuckin, this girl, that's just all deck, there's nobody.
Took, thereby bang it, I'm as their usual were using the thing. As you know, it's like you in an alien, a fuckin. This girl, that's just all deck, there's nobody basin. Whenever, let's move,
when the placing of our basic might my fucking life
Did live a little bit of life before I met you, I realise that any way fast
or about a week ago we were on Skype. Vs you to take this thing out.
We don't have sex chats, thank God, and he casually asked me how his gift for me
working out, I told him it was working out pretty well. He then mention that he had been
something for himself.
A flashlight.
Joe roving experience is brought to you by the flesh like every week. Are we does every very weird those
very we're locked me. Ok, they look like that thing. Bobo fit well into.
Died in one of those who face movies,
I know how to be faithful to our that's nice. Ok here
she goes. I know what this was, because I'm an average listener of Joe Robins podcast down Jerome
whence come up three times in his pocket. Hooray
about it constantly
boyfriend had never mentioned to me that he was
interested in anything like that, and I always thought the idea of it was totally creepy. I acted like
It was totally cool, but in all honesty I
Don't want it to be! Fucking, a perfect fake, wait. I got lost
I knew she was taking. Is Joe Gonna get mad that I'm saying that this is weird? Ok, I acted
It was totally cool, but in all honesty I really don't want to be fucking of perfect fake vagina. Whenever he wants to on finding myself getting crazy jealous,
An angry whenever I think about it. I know I know I'm jealous of an inanimate objects, which seems in saying. Let me finish: I'm really struggling with this, because part of me wants to be completely okay with it. So
thought over hypocrite disorder
critical to get angry when he got me a vibrating, but
I'm starting to think that maybe he only bought me a dildo, so I won't be able to complete when he got himself a proxy pussy.
Rightly puts the. So what do you think do I need to suck up and get over this oars? My jealousy legitimate thanks and go
fuck yourself
go fuck is vague. Pussy is why these my waging a real policy, I mean fucking a real blessing man, you now it's all good, plus you you did not just like the policy. That is that he's missing is also missing. Like you know, you
tired and kissing and the whole other part of it too, and that fake pussy cat our neither now isn't it. You get right to the deserve,
don't be too. Have you tried these Brussels Browed? Don't NATO they'll be
ring over the trace, lay J when he comes back and will be even better because you both have been like doing it with inanimate objects, and so I don't want you
discovering each other all over again on even better. I don't think we'll need more. I don't think it's a good thing. Why
as once used
down a path sexually
You know in order to get off that path, you don't just jump over onto another path. You gonna walk all the way back up the path he went down, get to the fork or you fucked up
and then head down the other one.
What I'm saying is he might get used to just doing that.
And the sensation of that is what gets them off and then what
her pussy doesn't feel like the flesh. Light
feel better here, Bill, bang her and then.
And then, when he needs to finish, shall be like I am now for me. I'm gonna take it and what that fuckin thing now, even better if anything be alive. Oh my god, I forgot what a real women feel like
be done and like to me.
That's what you're hope
I don't think you should be jealous of it, though there both there
doing the right thing when you're in a relationship in your that far apart from each other, because you do I'll bang all sorts of Harry European Girls, no offense to Harry European girls but
I'm just saying you know: listen, I'm
watch this thing, one time or listen to it on the radio,
we're lost Collins SEC Shows- and this guy had a put away
he jerked off the sea dry hump the rug. It was causing.
Chafing on his dick in it. But it was the only way he could get off because he wasn't in our relationship for a while and he kept doing that and add or not
saw just say it like. I would go easy on us. It's like anything
anything in moderation yeah. How often is he using this?
And how often she use and that, if used to vibrate too much you numb yourself up down there, they, when you guys don't feel so disgusting overrated underrated for the weak
overrated the Superbowl
underrated rounds. One in two of the NFL players
maybe sacrilegious, to say in America, but I actually enjoy rounds one in two of the NFL players more than the Superbowl.
The sector, religious, because at no point does beyond say or Brittany Spears.
Sing before in the half time show there's not a bunch of
use bags it dont like football showing up feeling like they have to be there. You know all the broad. Why are you here? Why looking
me because you go to parties every year and you hate football, other fun, they're, nice gathering.
Talk when the games. I let no
don't run no gap. When the house can hurt my guy, it's disgusting. If you do it again, this year were broken up each week you get two games.
Both on Saturday and Sunday there
to be that we can win. This thing excitement in the air and I can relax and watched the games and the comfort of my home or at a local bar without dozens of non fans in the room as his temper
the case of the Super Bowl party
the law, on the other hand, has become so pretentious in recent years? I dont even really wanna get worked up for it.
Much as I used to the gain takes forever. Eighty five percent of the commercial suck and were forced to stare Madonna's beat up face for thirty minutes during a half time shall plus the two
gap between the Super bowl and the conference champion.
He takes the air out of the sails. What are your thoughts?
I think this is what you do. You watch the Superbowl alone and you take it
you start watching it. You dvr it
an you watch you what you want
the game and ninety minute headstart.
Then you just sit down you watch by yourself and you play
through the pre game,
you just watch the fucking game and, with a half time show come she fast forward through that and now you're into the third quarter and third quarter.
Of course, it's gonna be regular time football. That's the way,
What's a super born you watch by yourself, maybe with
the body of yours who that
enjoys the game, that's all. I would do it. You know no thoughts on it now
report is pushing us back
We have brownies during the total, oh my god, the way the broad talked or that fucking game in advance and its strong women and everybody shuts up to watch the commercial and then the game goes back to do what was way. What did you take? Well, that's deftly the best ones so far. How much did
at cost. Why don't you start going Superbowl parties,
Then why didn't you die? If you don't like the game, I don't you
that's? What are you talking about? I don't I don't like Needlepoint. I don't go to your fuckin me. The point I have already stated to meet
They know what do you do
and crafts. I dont crashes, super bowl or those things come. There is talk when you trying to glue the popsicle sticks together then shut the fuck up when they talk throughout the game. I go in the other room. I hang out with other.
Both their lives lies lies. Yeah now lies lies. Ok, that's the Monday morning part! Yes, all before I get out here, that's it we're dead.
We did a nice long when our right there's another now path. Now,
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