harry what's goin on its gilbert it's time for the monday morning podcast for monday january twenty knife thousand eighteen months ago and now i am all right this was a boar this would have been a boring sunday there was you know there's no football right they got i got the week off in between the between the superbowl the championship caves there the probable today which is kind of cool look like football in the future they would gain oh they start to tackle somewhere around right here it's a concussion thing with me too i don't know what it is he does not want you touching him do not thrown to the ground i have a special guess to live it up

my sunday there right jesus one and only two risks for christ's sake taught you one of my favorite fucking people this business and you're one of my favorite comedian so isabel leisure appeal the feelings mutual man you don't have to complementary and everyone of idols man do you you others silliest fuckin do you make me feel mature that's what i like about you todd wreck ok this target to check so awful lot of boxes in this day of caring that's right you you know that in order to see the hundred striving progressive you would think that somebody would come his pocket way families the magic wand in his head to make us happy and say todd but destroying at least three times as hard as ten times the fuck ignored about math is all fuckin comics out there i love what and with you but i hate following you you

king midas finally did you like an asshole you got himself a special that he's taping need some people to come down and then you can view no go on i can open for you make loses went a little note not achieve he's gonna be at this satellite theatre enough silverlake satellite l dot com for tickets february eleventh you gonna be on the shelf it's sunday but you should come out david support the right sunday which is a week after the superbowl right but we know that was seven thirty and nine thirty two shows two shows to show it to show say gonna go out there you fucking you knocked at first i'll be all right i got it and then the next one you just go off crews that what you do what you do you like it but the first ones type i spend the whole night trying to forget that i'm taking one rose

trying to think like oh my god i miss that tag far that needed be documented in the comedy universe i just try to get it like a right this is just i'm just commencing where my hour was on this night and this is how it came up and i want you to do that because every when you go up there and i know about you but i mean i'm constantly fuck up jokes constantly leave and shit out and asked to something else that i never think of it now think about it like i never thought to get you a glass of water before you said here for fucking our what an idiot terminated pause here in a minute but now just how tired do it that way just couldn't i ought to think about your ass you are you're law process because i was curious like i know them the night before would it be erech knows thinking about it

all the forty guys worry hacks don't worry acts are already fucking word next happy hour there they not even fuckin nervous they just a no go off stage with this shit materially i do like fucking crushed crushed in every funny guys like a terrible do that every effort i just really in a roundabout way compliment to myself i know mom are you i gotta wasted go people get russia east what are they the beasts guess so i am someone told me think louis uk told me and i think you do this from fuckin bill cosby how funny you're dead you it is hard to get there don't forget to have fun right so make sure yeah because if you haven't foreign that's gonna be you're gonna feel better about an afterwards if you're someone who nit picking out himself there's no way you're going to be happy at the end of it so just be forgiving just be that

fuckin silly fuckin hilarious guy you are you're we find their and our euro toward about it but when emotion that i already can tell you worry about me seemed tighter than usual seized it will do in your pockets is kind of a big deal for me too i feel like i did then the whole thing other you pick behind the curtain me with a fucking ninety nine dollar mixer from gets santa we're sitting on the couch like earlier burke i did refer for use i turn on the aid scene i scored in some four breeze that's it i know everybody has these fancy fuckin studios i just did did your mom's house with tom girl could see the present ok i just there's a mania of this whole fuckin studio rogan has like a little like a star level studio i should step up at some point

maybe your house's doble no no could see by thousands of jobs are thank you it wasn't when i bought it but now that i've dumped all this money into it i can never get my money back is pretty good at this house's like a hundred years old when i got it almost ninety is organised and equal people over there before lowering yet i want to talk about that focus then people will fuckin figure out where i live i already have two fuckin edit out one of the comments you made earlier that will do people a fuckin lunatics that's one thing i'll tell you later this it was just enough of sunday makes some psycho just turn around and faces speaker you start writing down information but i'm a paranoid do their anyways i talk what the fuck we just talking about my duty i don't know either i have no idea what you mean hockey did you see martians elbow do

was a thing of beauty really was a thing it was so it was perfect filthy either he's gotta shredded enough the exercise of barley rubble so nobody goods not gonna get called out like our offers probably one of the worst but do it he was i love martian and i love the fuckin bruised mars i live on commodities but about the thing is i don't like that aspect like there on that ship did you see when we but i also wish to destroy them dude why god there was a brutal here i thought he had like internal bleeding look like that just because he can't skating but he kept saying we anyway just call it seem like beyond dewitt the thing about peter i'm so glad he placed her natural not from montreal anymore it was he who is best he used to use to get us

all the time and everybody knew that was his move i dont know why no one could see just knew exactly when your head was down for second it was to cross over seems inside and then all the son who was just in front of you any just ended you're fucking life like i don't know like two ships but yeah i always like that i never take it to the to the point if there's a guy on a team that i dont like you know like would direct you to plead for the yankees i couldn't i couldn't get myself tat to get to the point like an actual meeting of this exercise grace ready is good there are you saying as i wish this guy was on my teeth the other was while you watch my subway hockey he's a beast of course i know you showed me all the the video

you like picked it up and to see was like playing drums or something right they also plays drums anyplace drums anyplace hockey kitty we crush it if your leg you give me a fucking grandfather by the time the special comes out where you been working to i just flew back today from phoenix cells with craig programmes him for like couple years now he's not shooting television shows which is the fucking time the words so where are you guys working we are working stand up live in phoenix ok i know their place five sourdough shows was fantastic ball the u s fight that's fucking nuts was forest like that downtown area how live leaders if there's something going on but the second the workday ends like during the week if you they're like at five o clock self yet fuckin creeping with the sun's don't have a game it's over

i mean i couldn't with nothing but an earlier time there i had a good time travel do though we were del sol thousands were reading some comments about give me the keys this gave us the case our yea that ladys i thought about that the other day we were the check and that all tell that lady was just fucking with the instructions i jim is on the fourth floor itself from from ninety nine revisit continental brag about my like i'm sitting i got my oh my god i was gonna take it easy the military use cusic he's she got like offended shears barrel i forget was laughin i was in high school man it was one of those lives those whose like because what it was was the she didn't find it funny grow there was already letters but the fact that she didn't find a funny it hurt her feelings she didn't have to deal with it and then she got mad all like fucking like a half a second then i

like i was in class again words like oh my god don't start fuckin laughin are usually like detention or something get yours it took me do that that fuckin was it there but you place or something what do you call it was felt saint enables because it was terrible what were the first to answer them what to do with what we want we went to that one where it was a giant fuckin place and they like forty fried murdered chickens then you could see you remember that plays a gigantic economic got these places fuckin unbelievable that the place we and then we went to the vast cards you're like t rex was it you had a salad where it was then and charlotte that was charlotte ok we did the nascar experience

doctors tommo crushing that due to a ravenous around is twenty years old need dylan that i now any ways as much as a jockey right because he doesn't slowly card and i could believe what i put a piece of shit or race car looks like when you walk up to accede formula one comes up close they look like absolute like they look like if you can i've done it if the whole thing would follow park is all it is it just is just an engine suspension and tires and everything else is just the latest did you see that the gas pedal we shouldn't worker stick bent code hangar it's like a real like if you had like that's just the floor think whatever that the paddlers terrestrial for children we have that in an that's a difference between you like is winning the race or a company like third because that fucking thinks it never peace a robber that's where they are there that way there actually there now scars not doing it's not the numbers enough now

went to the daytona five hundred they did painted the seats like every other sea like they're like three colours and they would brain of the big you look like those people illnesses year cameras flyby and you know i used to have it like that was the minnesota nor stars really used to have seats like that i thought it was cool and our thinking well maybe cause nobody showed up for the game i gave em maybe that's why they move to dallas so when i hear all those minnesota nostra fans still complaining that their team left if there was a people that work there was people there i wouldn't noticed strive for exactly but i will say this is about escapement thousand lakes if you watch you need a football was that you want to know both have been watching livable i like the washing redskins in their terrible number one i swear you from baltimore hosting how'd you dumb redskins on from sorcery merlin right over the deasey line local boys thing ok but my nigh grass and should why

cars both verse around that's the best available baltimore what people think it'll wire the coroner when you think about baltimore were that's not where i live that's why cause that's where i met you i met yet the baltimore improv with dead long he had walked down like that three quarters of a mile hallway to those of the virtual the last mile or yet i was worse location ever for aid four for a fuckin comedy cleverly club i was all thrilled they let me come down there and they were they asked me if i want to close out the sunday one time for somebody cancelled that was all fuckin excited i drove their from new york city to do it and i was like i'm gonna get him with the emperors and i showed up and there was like ten people there and the owner talk was talking to the book or never talk to me and then walked out while i was on stage and i'm a review not stage x i think i knew when i was on stage because this kind of glancing over like ok well

not once have sonic burger it we do have is really fuckin annoying i don't know why anybody who ran a club why the fuck you would ever do there could you dont know who's coming down for all you know they gonna go on get out and do something the fact that you would was driving down from even say thanks classes what can club managers that big fifty each fuckin waste made but those slacks that giant fuckin belt gaberdine drawn with those guys who actions like reactions lex ran to a number of those fucking people s my big thing though the shared do you turn fifty i rose five zero to forty nine and me you do right there youngsters behind you want to know what the next year you life's gonna be like i always be some like yours now what i've decided that i'm gonna work

fuck him get myself like rather than looking at fifty with dread which i'm really not consider i you know some of my friends of fuckin died than even make it so you know your record and easy don't tell me his words no we didn't see the last week last sunday he fucking died of what those like some kind of cardiac remain one of his friends like coming from connecticut goin down the florida i join my fifteen years start by his house normally go the impromptu watch laval crawford and joe said he had a headache went upstairs it takes them i asked when whatever they sat on the bed like lay back croaked while his body was there that he had seen the fifteen years was crazy to that i had one of my favorite fuckin jokes or will the council now the joke did when he was haven't unprotected sex with the woman

a euro goes onto my thing i'm doing things go jack don't you come and me don't you come and meet jumped your goddamn you don't come any goes ox all that out those words i haven't seen him in spoken i haven't seen him in like fifteen years it's gonna be like a fuck what we're gonna do raise review words is dying as you know is really fucked up as you know you when it is expected that i don't it's not even more shocking them anymore yeah really wanna hear now i suppose all my but those are my son's argued with someone called videos ideology or recognise that you seriously they give us of how these are gonna find out we back and i must once again five years ago in order in order this is the first wave

that goes is it's usually be bad genetics bad luck or bad diet after that it's like if you had half a bad diet half bad genetics is whether we like when the grimly who's gonna get you so speaking to their becoming a dad at this point let us fuckin all desire i got it cut back on the bosom so i'm trying to get myself down to my fortune to my fighting wave and actually maybe get a personally would fit yeah i fight i took four months off of booze then for the last month i ve been breaking like lightly but i i don't know i think i'm just too old now because i took those folks for months off now go back to adjust i get to the next edric to dislike banged up the next day so i don't know

i think i'm gonna go i was joking then i'm gonna go i'm gonna be like sting in my fifties like fucking pilates yoga tantric said chauvelin had come for forty minutes so love is music is is recorded blood people or know that actually i'm coming in the beginning was synchronicity is at the core they record of every corner bag and his wife right for the poorest forty minutes then the less i mosey just things the songwriters it comes that's the gordons son of a good commoner jeez i saw him at a summit the hollywood bowl with good lord parisian it's a pitcher who's the guy from genesis that sank sledgehammer peter gabriel pubic guerrilla disease there they both

fuck and also when they had like and i was a guy who's gonna lose can open who's gonna fuck and close images one would sing a song and then the next one come out sing a song and encourages both out there and if there was the person they would just think back up i act as though peter gabriel head like synchronize dance moves that shit who was working in the end they were bad but that was part of that we already see was even give a fuck what it was like two guys replacing the jews observes the zaragoza the violin she comes crosses on the island i'm trying to him she figure violinist i just know that he was just like the guy just aged and said fuck it staying was enough still in shape and shit so pleading later really terrible now do came out looking like you know that headliner that didn't make it just doesn't give a fuck anymore comes out with where i live the same sweat suit he was well when you pick them up at the airport managers and walks on stage where we put a hat on beer but big ones the on aids

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two thousand afforded tie that you want to be sure she was the one they summit is like ten years wait two thousand one doesn't two thousand for nine years it took me what it was do they took me nine years to the fuck you stupid i knew a nine month but i'm just gonna end and also my it was a little bit of a commitment for robots like commitment forbes yet totally like relationship people so totally worked you don't mean so we let their hosted nancy fuckin lifestyle for whilst ghana not marry no kids party and had it right time period therefore while we hit all the water parks the magic teachers area imagined be undies it took me forever the proposed or but i'll tell you why why it happened i went out party with friends of mine when i and then spend in virginia

i was on my way back the next day like today about my wife is furious she's my girl from the time we are limiting challenges here is and she called where's your lovely message and i checked the masses of men she called again you're driving home so when i picked up the phone i was out here thank you with my friends the reason i was like about my friends the spread of the virus like i was talking to a man i think you're right to settle down a merry while that is bad was she that you had to come up with that know that she better than those which you will now as it was not why would i want to get in trouble and what did she do was that seals i really get a couple hours i do that it will have a fire when i over run out so yes here the whole fight those coming up and set you up for another thousand more next i've ages what if

did i do when i finally just realized here just knew she was gonna leave sundays off of love now some days when i was mad at or i would fantasize about breaking up but even in the fantasy of for breaking up when she would walk out even in the fantasy of that i would still bonanno says i am i gonna make area that's that's that poverty they help me get through that poverty is actually helped a number of comedians get over that like that then you know you think it's a mountainous she just step up on the curb ports just like the way you go in rome or do you know she's gonna be so happy you're gonna be happy when you get through the fuckin vows and all of that bullshit then you just said a party with all your friends and his fucking great was it was one hundred percent one out of a set fuckin right so i was gonna ass you do guys go out on valentine's day

now we know where they sought really what are we gonna talk like their cars you know we might now we have kid so allow the times register or whether the kids go to sleep in a more like i have about wine and watch movies some downstairs some corner then on its way better we're going out and go out there like they were so old now sir feels like a warning about have a good time so that we do our dinner and they go to hollywood i guess drains maybe go road danske whatever that by the time redundant eating data relating to go home it's how psyche when the other person says that yes yes i do does want to go i don't wanna go to hollywood no no you're like i for years would rather drink at home i got better stuff here than they got out of the report that we have some shit stuff another review the price was a year at once you with the person you're gonna be with that they get the wars booze i'm not interested in beaten anybody rose i'm gonna do is go out there and then i got to deal with like how my getting fuckin harmless before like over knowledge it i've been i've been drinking at home

for years you'll yes of yours have some like we bourbon bourbon whiskeys ethics tequila the others really smoke ya think whisky one time older than you for we scotch scares me i was a good it was good smoke cigars for now that that we did our second my daddy's had a first birthday and i was looking at the house they do that nearly sixteen kids over our friends kids and as you know what you have a kid all your friends who don't have kids like big they keep living rock star like you like you just leave you can like six more calls like gonna watch the kid is exactly as it is paid out in starting this are disappearing resin aegis fade out like this they had member whose on the first available it would have a fucking everything

then they benito they never see that guides like the vehicle and behind the music just why i you know they put now second our nations have a call me at all of a sudden i was just so i reich is gets them out yes so i was looking around the living overnight we had like legs steam little kids and their age has followed a candle yeah and just like toys galore arranges shit all over the place and i was just looking thinking like you know a ten months ago this would have been five of my friends we would have in getting shit faced watching a game and smoke and cigars it is how ike how much it changes in a good way like tat we went to the to the park today for the first time i went over they put her on the swing and shit she loved it biased discouragements the greatest alyosha video there because behind us and those by so fast that you look back those pictures with a tiered your i am i not armoury don't i'm already like there's a part of me that's like

site designed to be a dead there there was a mile depression with her turning one she's not a baby anymore man she's a tardy vesture she turned to her age doubled in a year yeah but she's albert i see why people keep haven't babies because you just want to keep it and reset road because it so fuckin awesome and i like talking in a positive way about it because when my wife a pragmatist so many people said all these negative she and i are almost orangutans over you bear no more getting the logos inverted then we're going to thailand what's up over the degenerate shit out just like yeah this is way better then should the yes not today we were over there and we should like i was having the best time as you know it was it was quite good clean photos i should get a little bit of exercise clean air land she kind of took a first step in the park which was cool so

so now you figured out the motivation tactic was to get going to rights you have tabled fucked up there was the amount is definition of organic in the death in the dictionary versus the definition of organic within the food industry like they literally changed it like with law what our ghana means because i know one when we're given are like poisonous shit rose she's fuckin so excited to eat it like the real organise a no no no no no this shit that they call an organic but it's really got like fuckin this like like that they try to get you a decade to it like cigarettes the same i can think so we have these little puffs that's organic on and i just noticed tat like we would have like really good food and she would start pointing at the other ones like a lab rat and they want everyone to reach just reached for the can and she started my carbon unlike cellulose affixed yes so there we face those up i'm action

that's not true we have we have one more chance down so we're gonna wiener off and then they saw you know she's a kids i should as a siege he's not gonna be thinking of him that's the thing that they can also drives you nuts is that type of shit and then if you have any sort of france with a kid in your life that is totally up on all these issues the judges they just come to you it's like a fuckin it's like a cloud of fear the stages come on you go to this website you have to fuck me dead and i've but we have friends like that leads to a couple on their fucking annoying inside our kid likes their kid we have to like cut them back a little bit like my daughter's like well when she comes in order my if the king that's fine but i can have the parents familiar to you you could actually not are you are you analyze cassettes where i realize now is that you can have you can be friends with people like a color you and you

if our friends with a couple and then all of a sudden and they have kids but you don't kid so you not deal with the moderate level but that when you have a kid the relationship changes now you not only do you guys have to like get along socially when you are you know you both vibe a kind of honest they gotta be within your we'll house of how they raise the fuckin kid and if the kid comes over he's a fucking lunatic like lightened the dog and shit like what what is this cave man you gotta kind of like i want my kid actin like death right now we're with muslim news on alienated people might listen this but we have one family was a kid this is spoken rude i can't i can't stand but my my kid what's this kid over and were always like she's price so intensively jake i'm over and then later maybe a change oasis wasn't that comes from the maintenance of fuckin maybe what what what are the rules kid comes over these rude like

what can you say now to a fuckin kid the restaurant this gives serious i do go back to bed go back to bed like a waking up determined support for your mommy but when i see how your mommy load cobalt no no no no no no no can do what the fuck are you doing out on you say fuck not because i don't i'm not gonna be an area when it shut the fuck up you being a fuckin asshole roads are built a little asshole builders why would i do that gives up more time about talking to toto like a man back in the day like if your friends dead city you for you are afraid of romania go back to the room go to bed negotiate small producers it needs a comrade i hate that they call me about my first name tide don't use tired i'm scared

did you call my mom i'm old school enamel speed called me mr burke maybe five bill bill what what's to eat here right now do i would really be like what the fuck did you say to me you little shit i won't say that but that's what i'll be thinking so that course as i say please address me as mr byrne that sub tax he will here is what the fuck did you say to me you little shit and then said was mother gave me one little girl consumer house and she was like a shocking downstairs i sleeping all morning and then come now kids when my wife and my daughter still asleep and shook announced only for everyone and she like what was for breakfast why does like learning all pancakes sausages i gotta like that's not what else is there it looks to me like the special areas right now i've got a fuck back upstairs what the fuck might i would to hear a kid notices to my mother

my mother would just be well that's all there is i guess you know how turkey at lunch that's what my wives of marshes i guess you're this behaviour that is as it were haven't you have you not either just be hungry it's amazing how like some of these kids are rooted new say some of the parents like ass little crazy she's my mouth now that's that's like and people have a dog that's fucking nuts like i did but i couldn't the thing when people would come over at one time i get a little coffin and i watched me the dog whispers and my friend of getting a bit jail i had got bit by bit of orders calf given nip those guidelines should be once we're downstairs issues in a cage oh yeah notices and there are those who want to pass like when i think case the mentally cave scared

like a bit o my god of decades of shredded right now the f b i she was an adorable hell how much i love the hell out of me in about six people and everybody else she treated as a fucking intruder an eye job which as you know there was the smartest painful decision i ever made but i didn't understand that yes are you know today's arose she's in town it is good that you keep it if you buy you can still take care of her in the wiring oh yeah oh yeah yeah yeah i get pictures of her all the time and went like once every two months you'll come to town and i just take for four hike every single day like this you remember you like the way you did she does she does and if when i when i go out too

the guy lives if i show up she's kind of look as she's not used to see me now you know for sis ii the shape and the smell like the hallway the dog brain works or whatever and there now then you know then she's all to normal everything beggar tat was nervous meeting her because of the way she was because i knew at that point she bonded with the new person in my view may is like trying to meet the dog was like though that dog my body so that there is clear version version goes do there should be a thirty four thirty on that dog that dogs lifelike out it was abandoned by the l a river made so many times things should have just been liked you like whenever the olympics come around they always have like those crazy stories that make you tear up all the shit that they went through like you could do that yeah and dyke as a people let me give a pain in the ass like that those things if those needs they get put down its rock and terrible but like that she's still like live in this awesome life

we feel that in every time i see you like due to gardens my former train or so and he just like she has her first dog friend now every dog she tried to murder now she's like friends with the dog like they they needed like his level talent legacy says jokingly said yeah i've i've been slow cooking she's not somebody like ok this is how it is important that we should spend this year long thing that she's finally ready to just immediately started hang and she started hanging out with another dog there was this whole fuckin process that he had to through an totally keep an eye on my dog is my dog does this shit where like when she's we attack she's the cage she did that sure but she was out in the open she just made the decision there was no growing there was no warnings going right she just didn t just she ass she would just fucking do it let me read me really but the questions here were taught by the way

then if you're gonna fuckin i can already tell do during wound up about this thing you're gonna fuckin martyr do take it excited about i really am i feel like this like inopportune this shit for so long and i'm at the age right knowing if it doesnt forget pot for me right now is not going to happen now that's that's he'll do that's the old way of thinking you're totally in control i like these business like it's a giant mall ok and i have my little store in the moth and you walk into my stairway i tell jobs do podcast through cartoon see anything you like that's what i'm selling it be no fucking like it i get it to see you later but when i first got it

this business i would you know it's like you walk around the motive of god they sell it shirts i get a cell shirts they get sneakers i gotta be do you treated like to end with a jobs is really a fuck that you just but when you're cartoonists fucking colors thanking frame murphy and vigour motive arrogance you wait till you wait to see your way third seas where raw now we're at editing like feeds it's gonna be out later on this year and allowed to say exactly when i don't have an exact date either but like netflix has like you know they like fuckin geniuses of this new thing is they d the last like one last time when i just i should come on out there they wanted me to come in to meet with them too like talk of it scots promoting it and i'm thinking i put the fact we have to discuss throw up a couple of billboards that's why park as do i went in there there was a bill belet check should delay the accurate i can you explain it like i want in their colleagues is ridiculous that justice is an idiot like

you want your dick jokes and then i just i watched then breaking down how they were going about promoting it like people who are watching netflix in their fucking algorithm and all of that she had judged by what you watch the knowledge she had not seen as a perfect system it blew my mind jews fucking blew my mind that did not listen do there's a reason why the global right now that's not for hanging over the media but each cobbler recipe hey billy cross king i like debate by the way my diet for my daughter a birthday cake i'm doing that every year of life easy you do and the non gmo with no glued non tasty frost and are now there was a bunch of sugar in fucking nice frontal dead baby shields and that's a big politically incorrect keighley owl billy crust king i am invited to a super bowl by the way

patriots arise again this year do you realize of tom brady would gets another wrenches curse him and bilbil check will have more rings than every franchise in the end a fella except for the pittsburgh steelers they'll be tied well their entire fifty years raises fifty seven years of every franchise trying to win wanted brady does a loser i ate does he loves twice in the giant i think this is going to be a just give the ring now known that time you nervous through the eagles the eagles gonna fucking horrific horrifically find something runagate and next goals is not a backup quarterback that is starting quarterback who last spoke a job and he's coming back fuckin revenge movie defence looks looks fucking great row and think we would have done the vikings what they did so yeah i don't know i would say totally just show that we have voted to keep the gods every the eagles and the ports that's what that's what i would do with my money

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figure out if the recipes i find here any good to hear from you go fuck yourself i just google and looked at pictures and then i found one that look good wishes this is what i would say i would say i would say if it cinnamon nutmeg whatever they tell you fuckin pudding add more costly we like an eighth of a teaspoon of course they're gonna make it tastes good but they're not gonna make it tastes great so definitely be tasting your filling don't be afraid to get a little little heavy handed put some of the spices especially the sentiments showed a little bit of some butter in there and then i give it a little dusted before i close to tie up the early gallia you got it to be a big market delicious go we mess that's i do everything to be fuckin baking i'm trying to get you

political relationship advice the eureka around one here this week i literally unfollow people on twitter if all they do is talk politics unless you rationally kind of trash both sides but like you know if you it's gonna be like you know so art tromp just did that is to say i am doing why am i mean trombones i'll do it we call on the brain of the funniest like a joke about tropical how do you annul the whole tribes such was the hardest part about the trump situation right now use is because trying to write a joke that's more absurd than what actually happening i like you swiftly trump on twitter discipline issues considered normal now there like a president has the time i don't even my people shit on me all the time i don't even get back to approach watching me while the leader of the free world

it's all just show you know that wasn't a stain on my tie that was actually a presidential steel these are political relationship advice billy willie can't talk but an order that's a little from the little bit of a liberation two pair love logic and of course the standard thank you you're the only comic that actually makes me burst out laughing waiting see todd special so what twenty one year old guy and i've been seeing this girl now for about nine months she's great treats me good loyal and it's pretty all of these relationships things that we start off like a horror movie with that was all sunshine everything twenty one private my life argued darkish everything's going gregory them problem i have is she is a big democratic big democratic it's probably choose a big democratic lenses super conservative

she's black and i'm almost is white as you ve got this is like a fucking bad porno she gets upset when i posed political stuff on facebook like pro approach video of trump but yet key posts all this stuff about kneeling for flags in obama is all that do disgracefully ships not gonna fuck unless stone she won't even talk to me when i wore a trump shirt yeah it's like to like this is this is a guy who like sort of saw how the nazis were baited into running over somebody with a car gone while in others hatred on both sides do i really wanted to side with you but you know this is this is like astoundingly fucking like i respect the fact that you like trump and all that shit you wanna weren t shirts but you're confusion that she gets upset is a little fucking weird

pisses me off but i don't want to ruin the whole relationship over something is done is politics this too since you are already in an interracial relationship and for all and for a lot longer than me period what's your advice question mark the lovely me it's nea with an end can tell me how to sense as well even though i shall just side with the czech just kidding thanks and is always go fuck yourself pierre strawberries agrees about time sir i gave you answered you like if you don't understand why she is upset you'd have to try to put yourself in her position and read some of this shit itself opinions i guess would be the best way to do it but like you're not just a conservative issue like rock in the t shirt like you're all in order me like

but i didn't modules drove his right where my swan substitution natalie did you think that's that's that bad yeah but he hasn't run like coming novel this may seem like a dizzy like it trump zero get hitler light what kind of booze would hit ruby was who's gonna be like moonshine so where's trump yeager strong it is a yeager body i use a shitty bourbon noise slogger like lulu flags instead of gold lace johnny walker red and there's no failure there there's no fuckin nobody ever software to fuck it mixed with it what's the worst you broke this was the worst period ahead yeah college age the work is best

no wonder ordinary both national bohemian was pretty david in order always hated was fuckin bush light bush light which they push itself whose use leah that was just let you was water and then they water that's how we used to ease i never you know something i never gonna do epps blue ribbon because i resented the hipsters that were drinking them because it used to be this blue collar beer that all these fuckin town he's drunk and all these hipster people aware in their raw flannel shirt we know those shorts for a while they were like the gas station short that had somebody else's name on it where they actually had to do the fucking job any funding some thrift sharp like my fantasy was that they ran into the guy who on the shore they just walked up like a hey i'm jim it's my shawl just needed a shirt and initiatives to ship kicked out of it but most of my fantasies are violent

advice is to add enough get a bunch of empathy arabs i don't see the same work some see orchid that's gonna be like because you guys are so if you that far away from each other you're not gonna get married and have kids the abbot like you be fighting over them politically to lay so whether they be democratic observers will grow up right now that's all other can of worms enjoy banger bosley lets you while she likes you and then i would forgive me i will just be like get but he's twenty one who does not generally seems like you don't understand unless there was just so you know sometimes people just lie in iranian crazy shit girlfriend drink too much dear bill i was home you gotta help me out with the problem i've been having i've been living with my girlfriend for almost a year now we are in a mid late twenties justice

background everything's going great except for one thing we worked regular nine defined five type jobs means most of the fund we have as on the weekend and like most people we tend to look upon the liquor while we're out and about or even spain and why i think there is anything wrong with with drinking my girlfriend doesn't nowhere limits then she will drink way too much too early the passing out or throwing up though commonly both will occur yes she does not a drink you gotta paste so far there a few examples she will insist on watching a movie after we ve had a few drinks we finally decide i will put it on and its after fifty minutes she passes out they'll have to stop because of course i can't watch it without her well the teacher lessened watch the whole movie and be like you missed a great one and in the end the butler did it so lay off the booze because i want to start fuckin do in that area

the two we went to a hockey game a few weeks ago and when we to the arena she ordered me a beer and herself to death bull jenin tonics oh my god if she has a problem we had already had a couple before arriving she then proceed it's down both of them in ten minutes before the pot drop it passed out soon after hockey why like a problem i had to drag her up to stand for the anthem then when they were honouring the fruit juices fuckin mozilla kristen wing character she been left for the washroom baseball favorite caesar when she gets fuckin wasted on the plane and bridesmaids you just get when she goes mother fucker lock out see then live for the washroom but came back with two more double genes are hot in a bag of popcorn which she spilled in blame it on me

sounds like episode of intervention even if i did the first thing you going to do is snatch on me are that just took a left her get the fuck out of here we're supposed to be a team but i digress side for the rent last weekend i can these are alike appointed by the way any override home she propre she proceeded to whip out our tit trying to seduce me i told you put it away because she was in no condition i didn't want to fuck up my overrated passes out the way with the passenger gets enumerated again raised over the drivers that might actually boozes ready if the general looked back and saw us sloppy teddy fuck in june and taught i got it anyways i forgot my operate tat she passes out thirty seconds later in pukes in the elevator on the way up to the apartment it

make it a lot it didn't make a lot of a mess as she was able to hold it back before i got to the toilet go she struck the peace the resistance hast thou during the billboards show at the sony centre are you pass out for them a man who just came in entertainers just a pre face i had an allergic reaction that morning was toast a little bit of we'd before the show and i was able to be fully alert but yet you are the one that's falling asleep this crisis is like the fuckin warrant peace this is like bar fly saying all this however i have to admit that i am no saint either i arguably drank much more than ireland much more than she does by whole booze a little better than she does i probably made her son worse than actually it's gonna take it all away now we're hearted don't back little value only when drunk amiss

but in truth she's a wonderful girlfriend crooks with form each leads me is very beautiful one fucking live happily ever after which is not three sheets few can on the sheets and as you could tell is willing to come to a hockey game with me and yes she did buy me billboard tickets for my birthday she's a truly amazing person and i plan to marry her some day but this is just getting out of hand but i want my weakens back we favour ensuring that light on my fucking eyes of a shot here on going down here matrona have a romantic part here with you let's see here conversations footsore before and when she she sober she gets it but it does it for when she's drunk and she will get angry at me when i tell her she's had enough and i can't stop from sneaking off to get secret drinks with my money she bad an honest and feel guilty writing this huge

is truly amazing i feel he wrote the first half and then she walked into the room and is looking over his shoulder but it's tough not only three but i know this is not easy on her but something body sometimes as well you want her to be all right and for us to be able to have a good healthy time i'm not quite sure what to do here to tell her that she's gotta take it easy particular when we go out because it seems to be working do i have to set up for example a drink less if at all i mean if she's a fuckin booze out maybe maybe both people try to work drink a little bit less she might be one of those people you know where once she has a kid show just fucking knock all that shit off or his driver or those who bravely were seated stays hammered all the time you have it can babies come on i'll fuck it

stop email and bill birds daddy male drew pigskin experts it comes out dress like foster brooks did you forget i love positive drive simulated drawn committed the area and look at how little areas any any never really drank getaway with tat he had a down there i never did back when like being an alcoholic was like funny this is why i have to be careful though is talking about all that drinking made me drink road i love it i fucking i it makes me feel though now so i kind of i just lay off at craig craig robbing the drink for a year and then we just heads race in arizona this past weekend we felt like trash both mornings

and so he was like you i thought i was back to take the europe of those backdrop good very good i think you're a real headache everyday it's it's an age thanks like it's really it's a young person thing like it it is like but we have always done like we do though shows a state or cells and we will go to light the cigar bars are yet have a drink with cigars yea and i still i think what i'm like my drinking maybe we'll be is like this shit i go on the road i think they can i go for three days dead middle day not the first night because i travelled nothin do you know the night before have to go to the airport but you said middle one finding a good place i don't know that might be the that might be we all do you i want to last night i got i went to this fucking this aid is like all these bans this crazy fuckin liner was alone

the real barriers to revive now it was like to lose like drama rama member them holy shit figure came under the sun is it flock is seagulls the romantics there were already there tone log fuckin the violent femmes melon mel than the furious pfeiffers file and boy we're closed nowhere was fuckin it was it was is this was the microsoft theatre which used to be the nokia me and mania went down there and it was fuck it also but i learned a lot about show business watching those put you could tell like a who is second thing in their heads and who is also like fuck there's some bring in it that i also learned you know watching you you gotta take care of yourself

storm because i swear to god dude if you see a ban let themselves go it's like depressing i like your yours could you love em and they look like shit and then all you're thinking is like all my god i'm all i'm fuckin twenty years older than he was when you put that song we're all gonna die but when you just see a ban come out and they themselves in shape and therefore killing it as much as the older it it's like like we're going to name names but i saw one bad that made me think like dude i'm never drink and again i then ice when i saw the violent femmes like do they you came out and we're just a fuckin tight sick ass pale i watched them or segment i wonder who play drums practice i want to get better like there was nothing like negative about watching them they just came out and find they for they went on after molly now and through i've flocking killed

you couldn't be more with different ban poem like literally at this stage would just turn or those matters that do that already music vessel they may have a baby stage rotate one eighty year and then have abandoned than they do this addressing behind and annoyed key turning to i love you i love they get like did the down an ant i'm they had it like salt and pepper was on in a couple of people whose fucking nuts i'm just knocked out like the bans that i should have seen back then you don't they also integrate those just walter you off there was just one person that i looked at no it's just like my gad but he was still sing a great but it's just like fact killed through its our cameo like six months ago i can remember with life by the water somewhere in away roger travelling around the black man was what what songs does he say

she's our brain oh yeah how's ok all those dude he can others used to come out like leather chaps on a cup the seventy zero if agriculture food around his neck do he still doing this would the belly man has the last word on companies like leather paths the backward like diaper we cannot now be those ideals electronically sexier wrote a swivel is halves of my wife died lavish shiva he leaves the funniest yes stats taboo in company even when you keep yourself in shape and he was not a shave you as you have but you you can't do that sexy i'm telling you that is a self involve baby we're thing that is being passed down like

madonna is an fuckin believable sugar for her fucking age but when she starts to working it's just like doing the kit and then it's like the older guy would you to do is you gotta i started arose about that you know you're a dress like dana white right when you get older right like dana weight is roughly my age data white you know he was a suit he keyword the college doesn't have the title of this entire rather the soil is a little bit relax but he's dressed like he does like a creek you know i mean but if you to show up you'd autonomy i just put it on i am just saying that that fucking noticeably you take a guy the same age my fuckin age and you got it fuckin pull off like a tank top even when you watch these these those p ninety ex things right

all girls are worth fifty eight euro guys with the attitude of amazing put you fucking shirt on because there's nothing they can do for the loss of a last ditch city you fucking skin yeah you're dead composing in front of me i think we have a set these into a giant through bull little fruit flies flying around you so i learned a lot i watched was bands and it was the people that were comfortable with their aid and kept themselves in shape and came out and we're having a good fuckin time it was just like our man this is fucking grin you would like this will really excited but if they came out like you know they'd flogging this is still fuckin party like it'll keep riches back in the day and in the coming to any gonna stay where like leather and shit

hd that have the council's there's a couple years ago and they were so these commercials for the four becomes answers and they would show us that stepan wolfram you you can't leave in an amendment that middle section that goes on for fucking ever met historical warehouse the second ballot part goes but to say in a register for they would show like them play conscious back and like the seventys and obey jam pact arena and people go crazy proud and then they should now and smashed cut for men to now playing online do outdoor stage we are always all three hundred people sitting on this law on it like cheers and i note as we are all too well of you but i love a bank that are all now to others like watching

perform a shady age of retirement community i know but those guys are like seventy is like it i'm sure they get the band still sounds great any but that its government we having fun with it just focus on how to make money only a lot of those guys they got the judge so stolen from just completely ripped off and then you add that if somebody got divorced and shit yeah you're gonna be singing that song i just across my legs were slippers funny i'm sorry overgrown level they aggregate slippers nigh finally but some new socks and i just want to i want to try to keep a white one thing for you that's why we're black sites like i can't wear black socks if i have unlike dark sneakers i can't we white socks with dark sneakers now i'm a fact five white sneakers i need white socks mostly wage sneakers no offense

no but i think a lot of those guys that that's what ends up happening so i think way to do it is and i haven't figured out how to get into the game yet is you get to a certain point when you the height of europe you're earning power ivy should already be planning your graceful exit from this business causes several rather so i think rather than going out and buy flashy shit fucking hovercraft and all the dumb shit that that artists by buying start by read this may rental have to apply the helicopter i'd love to but i can't i can't justify maintaining you to forgive me i get it the american smash got that that yours goes abdul irvine tuesday and wednesday you know that's like the other you know it's like two hours the traffic

yeah you're not the retina little twenty to suffer a bar of above go right over like twenty that its work at all it is as yet oh my god do flock i did my side like i'm not fucking do what am i mean for yet another comedian talking about how horrific the traffic was there in the first timid how would i go up there be the chemicals in a good mood rights where people are coming out was terminal comrade asked all right up it's fucking over in tat way over the land like a look at the partly struggle will ever have the roof of the abrupt we're trying to find you gotta call up its edge it like i'm learn every time you fly you ve learned something so i'm learning this time is like they'll have this dolly's hella pads so you need to go beyond the airports doesn't think it might john wayne rice is those by but then there's another one that's even closer then there's like these help heads

buildings and all were almost all around me but you have to you just have to column flood on us all no no no no no i dont have conference to flight night i have i fly solo during the day but at night it's just a whole different ball game and i'll never forget one night knights like i was what an instructor how you transition the airspace of ella ecstasy that you fly undine you know neither but you you're you're along the coastline a hundred feet off the water which is awesome and scary ship and or you fly oversupply supported over like those glow stick thinks it like you know i think it's like you to tell me that it wants to take two thousand feet or above so witness we flew overs over the support and one and in all its socket freaky because as all these

judge common in that if the same altitude altitude tiburon you so we're flying agrochemicals how big data for this crazy in now these plans are landed here any just goes yeah there's one right there and it was almost underneath us but because when you're looking down and there's not a lot of street lighting these delights missy i didn't see like a fucking you know who's seven forty percent forty so what it whatever the fuck they fly out i'm not the numbers are anymore was going right underneath this and i was just like while you didn't see that now he did this i'll get my license so i didn't know how to look for shit everything some night flying is entirely entirely different game so obvious down one of my structure so but if it was issued like the if it was the falcon summer time now but to every time it's gonna buy the over the show it's gonna be darker but that is a goal of mine whose i would love to fly solar

how much does it cost what it cost you to do that they are the only ones illegal aliens it's like three hundred bucks amazing it's a decent amount of money but it's also like that bad here is not so i use chemicals we grew but no no no no no no no no no no not nothin like that it's like three hundred bucks and then on and then i get another like i'll get like another over two hours under my belt line at night i got this killer forget instructor right now my auto rotations other steve ever bandwidth basically so above all fly around now and he just sort of like we'll just an hour ago i answered and then you just have to take a fuckin spot you know you just tell me we'll take it away to the ground let nobody spoke in front yard but i have learned so much i always had great structures but this guy that i have now is is really got my

confidence back up again were for me to go so alone everything would be here now we have the confidence to do about it but what good is a super fucking cautious are not one of those people you know what the fuck and nine or to one oh look on my face sure but then you fuckin scavengers now there's a lot of people they get they get there they get their licence and once they get their licence they stopped their training and because again workers they know how to fly in than their own and edges dangers flying around zella they require parents they were they came out here and visited but i also did that would like an instructor and that was why they impress repairs waterway they definitely day had a good time a very conservative people so you know something you don't necessarily know what thinking there were gone crazy they might go crazy they would just like you

but that was nice and was very tribal exhilarating art is being set up just right now known my dead at pilots licences as apostles because once you get it so lucky how another in now we had fixed link so he knew a lot of this shit what's going on so you know my mother thought it was ass she loved it wasn't scared about my dad i think because he had a licence understood the problem where the danger of cyprus shit so he probably tat was all squarely with a hundred feet off the fuckin water flannel maybe you know that so whenever what i'd say it's a great things i've done my fucking adult life and dumb but we're not here to talk about make we're here to talk about you we ve already done it now and fifty minutes just like that can i can i come down than i do you take me do i want nothing more than ok

i want some people you know it's me i be like now i wanna buy there nobody flock and now so she's got one more thing throwing things up we're gonna do i do now we cannot be brought from all stays out another computer of informing again it frankly keynote as it does the toll of videos and use it craig and i also have someone baby onstage from our states you get their fucking we are definitely don't buy dont yet i'm just double check my schedule mom ninety nine percent germantown right for eleven february eleven sunday yeah what am i gonna get reno i got sanum blabber none against something the patrice on your benefit towards young man the threat that produces moment sister with you like an amazing area great alone firstly the best hey so i'll i'll take it when you do sound check just make sure speaking of trees

what time did some taping in the sound wasn't right and went away time for him to do his taping you don't they thought he was a pain in the ass but he was like the sound is right and it was like i want to be the loudest thing in the room so make sure your monitors you know you got it just make sure that is right spoken right then it's like yo yo lifesavers totally on you don't do you know that don't you get up there and you can't fucking hear yourself for god knows when you go to tape there's always somebody who fuck something like that i thought it be good wages have the sound way down you know just make sure all of that shit right and then go scorpion kill it i've never seen you so fuckin nervous

their nerves and design of anxious and i know you are going to be great if you would know that today i can tell this whole podcast walls autonomy law because a billion dollars we too i'm tired and loaded on or other than that and a little bit i always one like this whenever i am one of those coming up i just feel like just for kadijah just bring we have now in my slippers road so just go out they were just fuck that does do of the waiting waiting words as far as the worst right well that's the park yes do i'm so sites of some sort and i can't wait we ought to do i can't wait to see it and i can't wait to promote the hell out of it and i can't we see you finally

get your name out there and everybody no one how far can you did this morning s aurora them get for fucking kids data being college at some point right i'm sorted out of college so you got a nice spread their original twenty forty seven forty forty seven twenty whatsoever there todd rex everybody once again the washing and yet the satellite ella dot com for tickets deftly between this out statuary eleventh it's sunday seven thirty nine thirty in silver lake los angeles the weekend after the superbowl so you know you'll be all depressed at football is also for another six months come on out and see one best comic sign of our right that's the task of fuck yourselves i'll check it on you have monetary policies