what's goin on his bill burn aside for the monday morning podcast for monday october sixty two thousand and seventy what's goin on how oh freckles is in a good mood he is great more what i wanna fuck and great when great went by the new england patriots noncontroversial nothing too complain about the fact that that back i don't understand what the jets go it was clearly that's the guy look like you ever see one people join the mafia and they gonna hold that little candle by greece is doing that for one thing and do another clearly not a catch merely then it was a fumble i'm fucking the green cards i dont get it either that look like a touch down to me and you know it sucks i wish that they called it a touchstone because

it would have been tied up and i could watch tom brady go right down the field a break your fuckin green hearts once again the fuck nerve eu jet fenced act like you gonna fuck out of a victory what you got fact would you know what you got the anna the rescue you mercy they gave you some mercy let's just put him out of their fuckin misery come on the guy many you fuckin fair weather best it's because of their quality able to go down there and get to your fuckin green and white high andy the fuck it is your drive and right the stadium early because of that wonderful accurate call a fucking guess i'm just being a douche i don't i don't get it either i dont eyes i wish there was a call i wish was called touch them but orbital now boardman exciting game music i gave you know add to the door my tie score who's gonna win the jets

the patriots abused as a fuckin blow up doll for the last fifteen years this second but this sick allusion to the list the losing to these new edward patriots these patriots of the wayward this is what i love you know it's my favorite part of the game was when the jet score the first touchdown to go up seven enough and if you can look at the high like look in the crowd the do the jet fair with this guy jersey on he's holding a smartphone and he's given double thing like one of the new england patriots defensive bad like i gotta admit as a sportsman i know that feeling like you'd help i have for good fifteen years sixteen seventeen years but i m a year the first thing two years of my life thirty four years all you know dependent on sport was what that's what it was we just did when that i

i saw myself back when the patriots would always lose to the dolphins damn arena like we we finally sacco some finally sacco many b on the ground of you like we finally got him so i took that is not of respect for the patriots as much as a plus the guy isn't real manifestly if it gives a shit that much when he weighs about i am a man right now because i am in a mild depression i miss my family so much and try to the flouting of this week is this fucker ridiculous and i got it i gotta see my kid when we're not i guess you might get so i just been jai just been fuckin watch sports everybody that's all i ve been doing that means i know i always do it but like i literally was like what am i going to do on saturday

they don't shoot on weekends what am i gonna do out here i don't know what the fuck to do with myself so i drove three hours in three hours back and went to that tennessee volunteer game again see that i've carolina gang cocksure messy free access for debate i went up there and it was it was fuckin awesome was a great drive you know if your comedian you gotta love drive and after a while he also gonna love driven by yourself you know if you're you're committing you dont like doing that usually end up getting acting career writing career you just spoken quit the business at anyone is but i have always enjoyed it so great time driving up there i never drove from atlanta chattanooga up two fuckin knoxville i want to see what it looks like and i was driving up there was a twelve new game so i d like fuckin quarter to eight in the morning but he's got

physics it go away appearance can be three hours for the game and three hours drive back by the time i get back i can still do a spot down the street club edwards is gonna be down there when the best comedians in a country that no putting that not enough people know about right looked up the other day i looked up this guitars i found this guitars that you knows for the while was known as the greatest guitars nobody ever heard of like danny gotten or something like that i gotta get is fuckin name right the guy's unbelievable mean unfortunately is dead but you know guy was she was like a fuckin gm danny gettin j t t or when look that guy up and there's a plank thing when you is often city limits where i'm going to be next wake about that not the one he was that they say a place

a song they say with a beer candia she does it with a beer bottle i've seen people do the slide nor that but watch what happens because the beer gets all over that such you know this beer in there so it starts pheasant up it gets all over his fright board and then he puts a towel over the fred board to dry off continuing to play i've never see i mean i've seen a lot of tricks it was for economic so in edwards you gotta see gotta see that guy that it's just is something wrong with their fuckin business that more people doesn't don't know that guy who sells like i gotta go down again seek to set in place not only that that'll take my fuck it saturday stay out late enough the gum all fall asleep bomb done so anyway sondra driving up to northern folk and georgia to certain taylor say and is all this fuckin traffic

so the robot lady then my phone starts talking to make creep in me i'll tell me there's a quicker way good society what why do you have time to pay attention to me who are you but thank you so i off the fuckin road an update up north there and i went by this fuckin house you know those houses with somebody else has like twenty old cars in the front yard this fuckin lunatic head like thirty not cars he had riding moors not like that landscape level once like the ones like your dad had you don't you did fuck you know steal the keys to take it out or whatever your friend of yours and you lose a foot or whatever you know that type of ship jesus what's going on around here christ the gay pride parades still going on there on fire they are the gay pride carried out human right by the hotel yesterday

you're fucking funny always one guy we suggest ruin it your enemy always one guy they just ruins for everybody else like in sports fans a cool and then just douche bag at a panthers game has to turn around and blasted sixty three year old guy in the face not once not twice not three tat lady for fucking times we stay calm i do that guy is looking i think it's some serious jail time serious fuck a jail time you know the first two maybe get some fuckin you know annie laura gold while you know emotions were run in hand guy he feared allow names call him go back and bore you know he's boy you come right maybe he could see i don't know why i just get couple a month in jail is something is the fact that they broke it up when he came back for those last to brutal once jesus christ

and although people learn something out there ok you know how much it hurts your lower back you gotta keep that head moving can t catch be a stationary target goddamn old people you know it's like they we do if you want to talk shit you gotta move your fuckin head i'm sorry anyways this fucking guy he had like thirty riding lawnmowers sitting in his front yard i was the only seventy miles an hour when i drove past and i wasn't gonna stop because i was worried it wasn't gonna get to the game iter and was fuckin a there is the iron ironic part was like the grass it all grown up around like that this front yard needed to be mode but he could moment because he adds that we had all the fuckin tractors d get people this this is a joke in there somewhere i just don't know where anyways when did i get an updated stadium patesi game place i always wanted to go to and it was you

fuck an awesome and not only that as a freckled borderline by no count i pick the perfect row i called up stuff up tom i said i'm an old man who gets sunburnt i want to be in the lower deck right above the roof of the oh i you know the upper deck and the least like ok well it is actually for once i looked at the the stadium map you know and you know ways of ethiopia decades i know i don't give a fuck you just you just saw a ticket to to a fuckin world cup game now i'm now i'm an eye brushing tennessee unit you know in no way a rat so i went with rule fifty seven and it was the perfect row it was the last fucking that the sun didn't touch cause i was on the visitors i gotta go to the stadium this creeps up the visitors side it goes down on side so free dollar we up to rule fifty six and at the end of the game it was it was on like from like mid calf down

ok i nailed it may actually buy did fifty would have been perfect but just it was an awesome time one of them the stadiums i believe is the fifth largest stadium as far as the amount of people that it holds and it's an old school stadium look i didn't even have the nerve to go in the bathroom i just saw this door that looks like a fuckin closet door and i was like there's a bath in their there's no way there's not piss drops in there and i am not being in a fuckin pissed off i'm not doing it and now i gotta when you're on the lower level and you walk through their you feel like you're in a bunker is if you're claustrophobic i wouldn't do it i got all these pictures i gotta post amanda just like this is so fucking cool and i have to go there you know have a decent team i want to go there one to anne s he see game at night under the lights one fuckin matters

under raise city knoxville under age chattanooga tendencies the shit you gotta nashville nashville is like austin texas where is just everybody's movie orellana everybody's just that just fuck it overcrowded and are the two city so i went there came a fuckin bans plan you know there wasn't a bunch of scream anyhow and they d never giant flat screen fuckin tvs and x blowguns and shared it was just was like old school just go into a game there was a hilarious guy in my section which there always is can hear him now when you go to a game there was this fuckin big fat do there was a lot of ferries at the game tennessee what's going on up there lay off the fucking barbecue g christ i could tell why you guys love those fuckin chequered overalls hold you fuckin beer belly really nicely this guy fuckin illiteracy look like he mused dress like harb tarling

suppose all tennessee gear and he was so fucking apt up for the game and it was getting section go on and he would always get right the borderline is is this guy fucking nuts and then look at him you have this shitty grin on its face like laugh and himself no one that he was not study was getting to stand up for the game but it was great game and i stay till the end like my mother taught me and it came down to the last play i fuck anyhow i video while i looked over so i could watch it you know live and not look at it so my screen and it looks like the guy had a chance when global human rights with his eyes fingers and it didn't work whatever then i drove fuck it back i came down here i went down to the laughing skull and i got to work the great in other words just fuck and blew me away i'm tellin you right now if you get a chance see that guy like you gotta do it you gotta do it before it blows up hung out with him some of his friends get a grip

she sandwiches some french fries a late night jesus just like a fat check on prom night i'm depressed the right fuckin deal the ship so anyways so that was data than sunday comes along illegal how am i gonna kill this day a loneliness like should be led falcons or home they gotta can own game only shit they play the dolphins fuckin jake i'm gonna go see i've already saw them play against the rams issued to charges issue i'll go down about checkup and evidently the the fucking falcons have this new dome stadium that's gonna be unbelievable cells that guy i'll go to this fucking game last time i was here was in fact two thousand and four i saw michael vick when he was drowned the dogs and nobody knew the most electrifying fucker

football player i ever saw every time you went out of the park in the hole stadium stood up like it was the last play of a championship game and a hail mary was coming place would go crazy rights on my garmin to go that i don't have a ticket i'll be there and i'll scout the ticket i'll sit at the top of the stadium who gives a fuck so i get over there and these like no scalpers and unlike what the fuck i didn't the gay pride for aid and walked through the gay pride operate i gotta get back to the one guy roads so typical gay i prayed much people fuckin rainbows on their faces you know copper guys walk around a high heels shoes gay preparation everybody's having a good time what's not the fuckin like bright there is always the one do too has to ruin it this fuckin jerk off is stand and they are on the side of the road he has like a fuckin giant dick and balls a balloon animal that was his legs quarters decides was by this giant pink our wrecked fuckin dick with

does it it's just like dude these kids here this fuck what is wrong with you blows my mind is your ear able to do that at the gay pride parades on funding a parade that i could go to a giant inflated vagina with kids around in a just in public i just don't think you could do it but anyways i've tried be progressive god bless this guy with this giant dick and balls like fuckin we did a balloon and am i actually had to wonder if that was like a plant from the religious right to show all people represent them is like today jesse sexually deviant fuckin people it like it is conspiracy theories that they have you know whenever there's a peaceful administration they send someone down in its or rock through a window just to get everybody going to start writing so they do you know all the people protesting it to be lumping what that one douche so

so i totally judge this guy with this giant fuckin balloon twisted dick and balls going what our fuckin what the fuck is wrong with our fuck was this guy raise blah blah blah blah blah smash cut to me even twenty minutes later when i find this no scalpers and i go up to the full welcome one of the ticket windows they say they sold out and the only way to get a ticket is i have to go on my phone to ticket master and i have no idea how to do this i've avoided computers i don't know i don't i by just a bad with the shit you know what i mean you know like like me trying to figure out this shit is like ass somebody like somebody tone deaf to sing a fuckin saw you don't get used he can't do it right so could you tell us about it message in the middle of that i didn't finish off what funny thought i was trying to have their mildly amusing thought i was trying to have so anyways i fucking over

native and now i gotta figure out this tik tok him ass it thinks so i walk away like it just like kherson my fuckin brains are fucking goddamn fuckin cock second buck rogers fuckin cutty bullshit walkin by kids and shit i see paris looking at me like do what the fuck and in the way in the back of my head is that voice a reason either there's no reason to get this to get this crazy come on real it in this chamber in here i just did the fuckin demon and me just one second mother fucking country so i sit down like a little fucking boy like a little like the little fucking baby that i am jesus christ build download the fuckin apple figure it out trying to fit roots now work i'm just every time a wooden work i'm like do what the fuck with blue yell at loud people walk by looking at what the fuck is wrong with that guy right finally

some twenty something security kid came walking by with his yellow coat i was just like dude i'm an old bastard i don't know how this can you help me out this and it's just i can't just click on this click on this click on that again i dared as does it take it and i'm just sitting there look at it say i'm like this is it take it easy gives a ticket i go why do you just laughing bushes bring your phone and then they scan it like this is gonna work can he's like yeah so stand in line i have so little faith that technology is is gonna he's gonna work for me all i could think of was midnight express in the beginning of the movie when the duties the drugs tape terms like i'm gonna get get is going to work there then i'm gonna like taking to toss me fuckin stadium and we'd be out this whatever hundred bucks whenever i pay for this ticket and i went up they scandal and it worked as i while the fund worked there are just like always with a hot away add this to my all my stagger tickets do i gotta fuckin

my phone in there now do i take a picture robin and then printed out on my printer and then that's the ticket i don't get it so anyway i go into this stadium and jesus christ i'm telling you gotta fuck and go to the stadium this is the best nfl stadium out there it is like my my top of the new once before that when you got to go cowboys stadium even though that tv is just so fucking big an obnoxious it's actually stupid they took the tv out of there the cowboys i think they would like you know what i mean the cowboys stadium is like i don't know you ever see them a beautiful woman that's just absolutely shit faced that she's got like fuckin lipstick on our teeth and red wine breath i got to get you know he's a ten but you like it the fuck away from me right that's what the cowboys stayed there what that tv is just fucked up the whole stadium

and the seahawks have a great stadium even other cheating in a crowd some louder than it is but anyways thinking of cheaters the falcon atlanta falcons you get caught papa crowd noise insomuch did this cheaters right i made this data do it's fuckin breathtaking it's one of the cleanest design sickest falcon on black jerry jones is going the upset if here i'm sure he's got on his private plane you don't get both talk injections on the way over them share when he walked in these gandia mother sluggishly these goddamned motherfuckers are we fuck it not enough god the woman that he's bang and that we get just some still doing raw shut the fuck up bitch taken out everything honour dude stadium is fucking felling always in a spaceship it was

fuckin awesome just like you know it was quite amiss in my family i'm down their arms like all good good now i'm in a good mood and dude i'm sitting the top of the stadium in its still fuckin or something i was so fuckin high up on the place what happened and he could cottages just watch the whole defence you know love doing that when you go to a game when you sit up high just watching the deed you can't live like in your peripheral where the balls going just trying to sign a limited they come down to innovate pick up a lie back or something like that are like you know try to europe which receivers open i'm a nerd of doing that should however it tastes ultimate dicks it's going to their game i get that the nfl cares but jesus christ i think the nfl his kind of forgot that sports is like an escape we especially now with social media knowledge shit you just can't get away with all the fuckin just all fuckin shit

my god this this city just got hit by a fuckin hurricane this way don't we got porter rico then why why wires and land they getting help out there you don't owe me these veterans account they commit suicide bottle but all this fuckin shit it's just it's fucking brutal so what do you do you need to shut it off for a while you go to a fucking game but this was the experience at the landscape first of all do it was so fuckin loud in there and just take all this with it in a sarcasm i'm an old cut right i get and it was so fucking loud they have these giant fled brings up at the top are going around in a circle and their amazing i dont think that there too big and then not hanging down in your face so not really that distracting or anything but it was like cheerleaders came out and they fuckin will play in this music i felt like i was in an icy dc concert it was that fuckin loud and

all of a sudden like sam jack's no no not wait before that wait before that little john and another atlanta rapporteur i mean i'm why should our old fuck this guy is i'm sherry's great what are they like a public service announcement on fan behaviour are right i am sure is based off the one can't who fuckin punch the sixty two year old guy four times in the face and how we gotta get a lecture on oughta be human beings and they just sit there go like you no doubt thoughts did i dont be discussed it is to the people next to you it was fun really bland copy and watch a little john trying to like add something to it was hilarious in point they say don't say anything racial i believe that so they say it was so loud it was echoing i couldn't hear it and then there was something about not saying anything politically charged now it's like where the fuck am i right now who the fuck you

gives a shit about politics i met a football game who gives a fuck i'm trying to think back when i was a kid when i went to a bruins patriots game or something like that you know and the ladys i dont ever remember anybody yelled out shit about might do com his verses george bush senior anyway so let me get back to this guy real quick yet so they descended this desire for giving added and then the fucking cheerleaders come out and they play in some fucking crazy loud saw my guy law be happy bleed others fuckin dj shit they're out there dance shaken there ass i lily had my fingers in my ears like jesus christ i should about what's this marketing and then out of nowhere salmon action starts pocket screaming at everybody to get up something the heartbeat you know we got

for its own sake change action you from new york what when did you start giving a shit about the facts you don't owe me i mean it you would think he had enough capital one money to take a fuckin weakened because in star wars it's like capital one he's everywhere you want a big right spock screaming and he's doin the whole fucking like into something about a heartbeat he killed some share we gotta get out there and then this guy have you got a deafening and then like you know i wonder what it was a beating that we cut too like an alarm planet falcon like companies ask me mugging you i'm just so that do i'm not playing no need to get this end up screen in fucking yelling was so loud and so fucking distracting that i don't even notice that the fuckin players had taken the field and what alerted me that the players are taken the field was after capital one sab jackson had stopped

screaming and the heart beat it ended all of a sudden i hear a locomotive train haunt you just goes loudly shit and they keep the ball so the cheerleaders gag is subject to get the fuck up you motherfuckers you know and then in after all that shit the fuckin ball just goes out of the back of the amazon and then they announced just goes touch baggage linen so i burst out laughing and the lady next to me starts laugh and look at our like she's saw what i saw and thought funny and she was just laughing because i made are uncomfortable because i was at the game by myself and i just burst out laughing i think i came offers like a crazy person all right then

then ireland than an then all we should start to locate and intertwined with all of this is like the trail of tears that for some reason the anna el i dont know what they're trying to do i understand that there is a lot of people suffering in the world i get it i do benefits i give to charities you know i i i try to do my fucking part i dont know what the solution is i don't know why we can't get along i dont know why there's disease and all that but we but what we do have is we music and we have sports and its away the kind of get away from it right this is what fuck i saw at the gate ok the starts have a veteran was missing a leg runs out with the flag ok which is uplifting but also pressing he lost his leg and like fucking fuckin kids man is whole fuckin generation generations it

point regarding the second generation that's over their fighting fuckin wars why why why why are we trying to solve things this way fuckin guy many these loosened in mr is lost a leg right don't think about people lose their lives in the war the lady goes out the lay goes to sing the national anthem that was so fuckin loud when they announced i forget what i was there was some sort of ribbon and it was cancer related we get the one legged vent and then am i got fact of vengeance jesus christ got how do we get out of this fuckin war right i'm thinking about that i'm thinking about people with cancer and then the coin tossed they bring this cute little boy out nine year old kid or someone who survive bone marrow cancer and then i started oh my god what if my that's horrible my kid ever got cancer how would i handle it or i do oh my god my god dad i'll fuckin kill myself i started thinking suicidal fuckin thoughts you are right

the fuck engaged eyes went to bed the bladder right they played all this shit loud is fuckin shit i'm trying to shake off all the misery of the world that i've been reminded of like five different exists is there not a nowhere this show this what they show this guy on the screen and then they show this woman is married to the guy and she's now a widow because the due date in afghanistan like oh my god she lost her husband the poor woman that's fucking terrible and then they to her wearing an atlantic falcons jersey what the two kids who are now fatherless wearing the jersey smiling and waving at this giant fuckin flat screen all i'm thinking it's like those fucking kids are gonna grow up without a father about three atlanta right i'm just like what what go on earlier it was

most depressing do those like nine minutes left first quarter and it can she missed a veteran run out with one leg they fuckin showed that again and all i could think at that point is like what is a half time show gonna be am i gonna watch somebody die in an iron lung while their family members are holding hands crying the p announced would be like yeah that's right look at me look at their misery do you realize how lucky you are have to spend your life for your own personal sobering sound budgeting price nfl why stop there how but every time they fuckin thing the ball you show the cow that was slaughtered so they could have the skin time they shoot tee shirts into the crowd why don't you just show me the fuckin sweats shop labour that that put it together you know what it is

carrying is a great fuckin thing but how much you pick a cause rather that they did i mean what did they show and i left i left would like five minutes left in the second quarter just like you know what is stadium i want to be here with friends and shit and i'm already depressed and among the fuckin road are missing family i came here to get away from that sadness and i've been reminded that i'm kind of being selfish because his people way bigger sadness than i do in some wherein all of that i saw a balloon fuckin dick and balls twisted walking balloon animals while but what can buy it was a hell of a day you know so i actually night i saw that the jets what were fucking come in at the past and i was like when i just go sit in a fuckin bar in system busy i think to like i just i just don't want

hundred percent by that the fuckin nfl truly cares that much you know cause you know they got busted whenever they show a veteran in the crowd we have one of our heroes here but above above the what a branch of the service their showing they have to pay the nfl they considered a recruitment video like it like a commercial i heard they recently adjusted and i don't know but what the fuck right she how it's fuckin money do you have to make so i believe the owners individually i believe that they all care about these causes i'm sure all of them have had you know four so whatever fighting wars have been touched you know unfortunately had a family or family were a friend that guy cancer is something like that but i really have to believe that this cause it the cooperation in the way that they handled in the way that they handle their players you know what i mean but all the brain damage in shit and they just fuckin ignored it

allegedly after they knew about it and then when they did the class actions suit against the nfl they basically gave every player like eight hundred or a thousand bucks that's just soft like a pr move like that they feel they can grow their brand this is my kids heresy theory i must say that i think the nfl resents soccer that is worldwide and the u have see that started well after them that also when global i think they want to go global and i think they ve reached the maximum amount of sports fans so now they're trying to grow their ban brand through caring you bet he's trying to show how much they care or me it's a symptom of this fuckin social media craziness where everybody's like i don't know just going screaming and yelling at people that they try to get fond of it in care about every cause that's out there i have no fucking idea but all i know is i went to that game

i'm gonna let me kill a day here and forget how much amiss in my way from my kid and i went there and its just like while i guess it's a good thing was i realize i don't have a lot i don't have my troubles are is big is other people's troubles but jesus christ and it fell how about you pick one pig one i'll let you know the red sox always had the jimmy fun in they had and it was there was it that was me jesus was fuckin unreal oh always having said that you gotta go to this category is daddy but i would before you go to the falcon stadium i would recommend you watch raising arizona watch nothing really funny get yourself no really alibi the mood because they're gonna bring you down bayer gonna bring you fuckin down jesus christ

you're on joining that they will implicits also like what they choose to care about is really fuckin like planned out to like waiting for one of those nfl teams to bring out a bunch of fuckin recovered heroin attics that got addicted through pain pills that they get to the pharmaceutical industry that is legibly basically syn better care would dealers they show that all that's right cause pharmaceutical companies advertise those network then i gotta show that shit and i gotta fight the hand that feeds and i'm gonna go what why do people keep getting cancer wise cancer through the fuckin roof let's look at pesticides let's look at what we're doing to our food supply as their way from thence they live in that gone the military big on the military to the point literally of like i felt in a way that i was sort of like a clockwork orange and they should said my eyes taped open as their selling me you know our

or in policy like scoring tears into my eyes is dislike you know it's like eyes what you're getting involved with is way more complex than a football game ok suggests keep it simple stupid as people have told me so anyway that was my experts overall it was a great spirit i feel bad that i left the fuck i gave my mother always taught me never to leave the game and i left in the dolphins came back and one and oh by the way is another loud thing any time it was third down this is fucking unawares anytime was turned down this fucking lunatic we're just to get the crowd like a dub issues like do i have white screen tv for me that is easily two and a half times the size of my fucking house in its says third into i can see it i don't know but having said all that

and give a shoutout here too the whoever the fuck design that fact stadium it is unbelievable its gorgeous and the college superbowl is there this year she want to blows fuckin money and the soup we're gonna be there next year it's fuckin amazing its using the nfl cares you don't know everyone is ford forborne poverty bigger tie out there where they go one hundred percent of the proceeds go to fight cancer which is great is a lot of times it's a portion of the procedure they keep a lot of its level commend ford for that but it's hilarious as is their website is somebody like ford cares dot com it's like wild i'm glad to care about back can certainly didn't give a fuck what you put the gas taken the pinto and the crown vic deja anyways our that's it done my sports rancey or butter thank you to the eta fell and thank you to the world of college sports you guys got me through this fuckin weekend loneliness thanks

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i just i don't interact well with computers and in all this shit and once this passwords i'm gonna forget the password and then i want to say email me my password and then some hours can end up my jump folder and i will be able to find it i just sticking your fucking i'll just put on me tv and watch the rockford files right i finally figured it out and i watched the first episode of narcos in one another and in what a goddamn show also by the way producers of the show whatever production company when you say go mine which also does efforts for family greater they so any ways when i i said first spoken episode when he's sitting there talking those army guys and starts a name and their names we'd pablo escobar's do and that any starts here just let them know that he knows

all of their families members and like basically you know without saying and something bad is going to happen to him i soon understand why they just didn't take a gun in blow is fuckin brains out there's no loyalty in in that world once you fucking killed him then then they would they you can cut the head off the snake i my normal with simple find this i'm just saying this if is any a agents that are listening here if we just below is fuckin brains out right then and there one all the other gangsters underneath them wanted then be the next pablo escobar's and then they would start fighting with each other would not happen and then they would have to establish than they would have to pay out they'd have to start all over again ok we had a deal with problem he paid us off you didn't you don't wanna start all over again and then they wouldn't have time to come after you family now i know i probably totally fucking over simplified that fucking thing didn't i

how much time i have left you he's got hit the fuckin treadmill little fucking i haven't been bosun i've been doing all right the greatest step for economic alive i'm fuckin mild depression right now but i'm gonna see my my wife and my daughter this week hopefully someone coming to get about here eric ok let's read some of the fuckin oh my god and all things comedy festival pot guess we that's right i'm doing my first live monday morning podcast this can be a total fuckin train wreck no matter what it's gonna be exciting we're having our first all things comedy festival at the end of the month october twenty six and twenty nine in phoenix arizona i'll be the recording my first ever live monday morning podcast the great legendary doug stand up

he's doing his podcast at the orpheum theatre burke frazier are you sure and the crab feast are also on the line we're taking over downtown phoenix what the pop up podcast studio and the whole network is gonna be there if in the phoenix area come and hang out with those good all things calmly dotcom get tickets absolutely i want to be walking around fuckin shaken hands kiss and babies right doing public service announcements on a giant flat screen tv reminding you that people still get tuberculosis anything i can do to depress you at our part cannot do that afterwards i do a mean greek at the end of the fuckin at the end of the year the import gas whatever the live fuckin thing you do all of that bullshit unless they have a really bad show and then i'll just go in the back and cry

alright let's get to the questions here alright bill did everyone know about harvey wine steam and then parentheses from a lady and in a way it eliminated from a woman ok hey bill i'm a big fan of your paw guess and your show i saw in montreal earlier this year was epic seeing a master at work is a beautiful thing bothered me up butter me by a lot of respect for you is a straightforward guy looks dispersants brilliant she's go you know you're a fucking brilliant away you do i know that you never lie is this right this is the way you ask a question if you want to get an honest answer you one of the few are believe unequivocally on this subject you think everyone in hollywood new about harvey wine city i can totally understand how no one spoke out until now it was fuckin scary and clearly had the press in his pocket

do you think i would have spoken out but honestly i probably would have put my fucking life and career on the line with little chance of taking it down i just wish all the stars feigning shot would just be honest and admit they knew they didn't have the balls bread these or were too smart to step up without the united states and this so what i would she's here congratulations on your amazing daughter love hearing about you being dead go fuck yourself well thank you for talking to me as if i'm on the big star level and i know what all of them think i gotta be honest with you i don't know a fucking thing about their going other than he had a lot of movies i came up as a stand up comedian and have risen to the having a vulgar animated show on netflix that's that's the level i got to

so done some movies with some pretty big people but his name never came up so if i had to guess i imagine a lot of people knew that he fucked around on his wife speculation i have no but i dont know i think the women that did it too obviously no allegedly gotta say legit i'm trying to get soulier still all allegedly has not been convicted of anything fifty eight people that came out with the same fuckin storyteller legit i'd have to think that they knew and then their friends would know but how far it goes from that it's it's it's i don't know i have no idea i gave you honest with you

we were in between takes on the movie and wish schuman this fuckin really cool fuckin motel marathon goes in a calm and furthermore we so one of the rooms we had was like the little green room and they will they the story was on these women were coming forward and like my mouth was literally agape listening to it i can't i beyond us all i can speak for me i can't possibly somebody could do that and get away with it for that why i mean the tape that fucking woman how that is enough i guess because you never said yes i grabbed you bob i think he just keeps going like i understand just come inside i'm used to this i'm used to this none of that is an admission

the war just cause you're used to this like i don't know i just get me some most disgusting fucking thing i've ever heard of my life and if this guy is guilty as he looks i'm worried that he's not gonna go to jail because i don't know what evidence tourism in the statute limit limitations i know you go back decades with this shit i don't know how it fuckin works but in a perfect world they take them out to the desert may put to bind is fuckin here i mean if he's guilty citizen i think i just fuck my whole career i am i have no idea i dont know who knew what or whatever but i will tell you i've been enjoying logic fox news every a field day with this trashing hollywood

you know given that guy was in the fuckin hot tub with the thirteen year old girls the now hides out in france giving him an award and all that shit i love watching them call hollywood out i love watchin hannity call it out the hypocrisy of hollywood trashing donald trump for what fucking door while bad shits going on in their own town they then all the while hannity never bringing up bill o reilly while saying that what the fuck is that goes beyond his name do they went out with a guy had now in france or whatever say it and they gave this guy in a word afterwards and it's like anyone bill o reilly on your show afterward everybody is like i don't know it's such a fucking amazing time for that ship going complaining about the fuckin

electoral college while the democratic party went to court made admitted that bernie sanders got more votes but they colluded with hilary school you know campaign to be like now you give us the best shot so we're gonna pick you fuck what people say i don't fucking none me saying that i fucking hate listen to people to talk politics and then here i am talking yeah i have no idea who knew what but i would definitely say that you know the same way like fox news there's no fuckin way they didn't know that bill rally was settling out accordingly fucking things you know this same way that there's no way at the way steel company they didn't know something was amiss i just don't i'd be honest with you i am is shocked as anybody else i just don't forget it

i don't i don't understand one of the worst fuck and things no i'm not i don't mean jobs is this one was disgusting fucking things every word and want to pay attention historic as i don't think he's gonna go to jail and listening to his comments is the typical piece of shit that does stuff like that were he actually feels like the victim you know i mean means making it about himself and how bad he feels it the victims but i'm the alleged victims what fucking now i don't know what people knew but somebody new something and they should have fuckin said something very or an asshole neighbour threatening our dogs jesus christ dear billy butter tits hey i'm in good shape right now by the way could you guys just insult me in and a little more europe

only about billy chisel albino cestius unlike that much is whatever i'm a lady lady you wrote into my fuckin podcast and i love you i'm a lady in my twenty late twenties here the south east united states and i have an issue with an older male neighbour the brave as possible why am i doing this accident is ass all cage common on my property propaganda what no dogs out of the fence god you i need to beat this guy in the bottom of his feet don't do that i don't condone that violence is never an answer we live next door to a busy road and i hate to think what would happen if someone came speeding down and hit one of my dog's i have a big yard so he has to come over into our property to open the gate we wait until we lead the dune

busy to go down to the spy shop get the cameras because some of our neighbors snitched on him he's an old white trash dude that sits on his porch smoking all day and he claims that our dogs bark twenty four slash seven they don't and arrests and neighbours have said they don't hear the barking or when they do its minimum i did what i would do i would get out i would get a lock on my fence ok that he can't get past and that i would go down of the spy shop get some cameras and then what i would also do is let him know i would write a letter and say that that's what you ve done ok just so big god forbid keep jumps over the fence throws dogs over and then they get hidden died you know we're going to die and you can be like right when i caught the guy but one of the dogs had to die what you really want to do is just make

prevent this guy from doing it salaam now that you know what he's doing that you ve taken these measures and then maybe he will fuck off because you know wants to see a dog dying than an old guy go to jail or whatever just stay on your ports should be old right buddy give a pair of fuckin wireless headphones it also we can listen do battle both bobo betty avenue but no bobo when he's fucking headphones anyway because my questions what the hell do i just what she says my question is what the hell do i do i have locking the gate so that shouldn't be a problem anymore but one of this asshole tries to poison them or something that's where the cameras come in and probably being paranoid but i'm pissed off i also have a temper which doesn't help what do i do how behind us and ngo has a temper formula we suggest you beat at the bottom of this guy's feet by her you talk about dealing with all people neighbours and i'd really like your advice thanks go fuck yourself liaison all guy you know

i would just i would send a letter over there i apologize if you find my dogs annoying other neighbour saving bark their bed ears fuckin earplugs and some old man fuck you never know what you give gives brats or some shit we're locking the fence you can no longer go in there and i also have a camera set up ok i don't see you know i would just do that whatever the fuck i said earlier i would do that and then it is every time you seem even it tells you go fuck yourself just smile and wave and just tell him it's nice to see you i hope you have a wonderful day i would just do that our aim and then however hard house party i would invite him over try to kill him with kindness that being the bottom of history dating in asia asia asia interesting on every man i never heard about it it is dear billy me under stains like that one good for you all right i've been living in asia for the last four years

dating has been tricky asian girls are beautiful kind and much more giving in bed than their white counterparts the fact that meets i am certainly punching above my weight class here your punching these women big thing is saying that you i'll kick your coverage and having relationships slash one night stands with the much higher quality of girl when i was back in the u s do this is the deal you're over there and you have an accent ok that's it same way if you come over here we have a fucking accident the women like it deserves with asian guys do come over here and you have an accident with asian women i have no fucking idea anyways however the biggest problem is they are boring spend their whole life studying until they are twenty six then they work insane hours at work

and they live with their parents until they get married not to mention that my sense of humour can be totally lost on someone speaks english as a second or third language channel do you're on the other side the world things are gonna be different ear i seem to be stuck between beautiful boring asian girls and the typical basic white girl i apologise for the sweeping generalizations but you do it all the time do i do it like that fuck it can't you do can you own your continues fucking get yet you fuckin twat stench on me i know i'm a fucking more on our own we do you eat a pointed out a beau who i'm on the other side of the world fuckin a bunch of holidays and girls you got a girl that was way too good for you so i'd love to hear what you think i too agree with that thanks and go over wonderful day living korea and i love it didn't want to talk shit

well do you really going to have to accept that those eruptions are move out of there i don't know what to tell you do you want the entire country age because you are there sounds like you there's a bunch of smart women over there that they did something something that perfect right there are educated they work in their asses off fuckin there the bunch animals in the rack what what what is the problem i don't know five hundred i would start dating a prostitute over there if you want to learn more excitement sounds like you're women the dream over their body why were you i would try to appreciate what you mean i don't

i mean that's kind of perfect what she fuckin blows you're mine in bed and then goes often goes studies and then you can sit down a watch the game i don't know i don't know i don't know exactly what else you want from a but above all the problems to have in the world's certainly after all the problems that i learned in the world first fucking seven minutes so that falcons game i don't i really don't have any fuckin sympathy for our heckled by veteran comedian spock unawares hello billy bald force kid after about two months ago not of their making fun of my dick there what my head looks like but either way it's funny about two months ago i gave the open my night a try we heckled you as an open micro that's that's fucking i prepared for it for a while and finally worked up the nerve to do it material add some semblance semblance of a planned attempt

i get about four minutes into getting lapse not a lot but some then a bunch of smiles are good for you personally leaving the beginning all it's about it just have the balls to go up there when they call you name it has nothing to do with how well you do anyway so i was confident in busted out a joke there was a little racy but nothing mean spirited knowing laughed oh well i moved on a few days he's go by and i'm getting hey on foot spoke for the joke from a comedian that has been working the scene for longer than i've been alive jesus james is really my god comic violence yea to see it i tell you what he says is wisdom but he tells me that you should never say anything on stage don't believe in women

wait wait until you saying you're getting hate on face but this guy is basically given you advice and being heckled heckled is europe its inner running a live performance you dont get heckled on facebook when they see the comedian heckled the crowd the crowd is not giving a performance i call bull shit on that and always thought as a comedian you get to push the envelope some because when it's all said and done as long as you weren't hateful for the sake of hey you're good anyway i haven't had the nerve to go back on stage out of the fear of getting trashed on facebook anyways love the podcast or become the memphis soon go make love to yourself also i can't get hard please fix this with magic all right first of all i don't know what you said

have to know the job that you said i know how you feel about the joke i know are the other comic fears about the job but it seems like the comic is giving you some advice there i don't know how hard the person when i wouldn't do that but you saw way more season than someone who just did it for the first time when i open my i gave up my could try appeared prepared front for awhile yadda yadda yadda i get my performance into it i get a lousy did the job that didn't go well i mean i don't know dude i don't i don't know i mean i wouldn't say that too to an open micro aisles don't know what you said and it doesn't sound

sounds like he's giving you wouldn't advice i can t this right now if you gonna let one fuckin person in some bullshit on facebook making not go back on stage then this guy did you a favor because you gotta be waits you gotta be way tougher than that because if you think this is the first fucking time like it's just you know and i was sitting in that motel oh you shoot the other day i walked in and i just laughed does like all these places smell the same and all of the actors ass me egos what's the worst gig you ever had and i thought per second and then i just laughed and just like that too big a subject for me to pick anyone gig i mean you literally have to go like worse gig without a microphone

we're gonna cafeteria where they didn't know that there was a show worse neuter yes you know i am i gonna get the shit kicked out of me gig where i didn't get paid worse gig were that the fuckin middle lap was a former headliner any did forty five to an hour in front of me try to burn out the crowd god why crowd you get black crowd you get college crowds cruise ships i mean it's just it's just and are you it's funny is i haven't forgot any of em but i can't remember any of em either all of this giant ball of any hate and humiliation and that's what you sign up for and i'm not trying to discourage you hear it what it is is what you need right now rather than writing to me

you need to go to a more open mike's and what's going to happen is you're gonna get comedian friends from you graduation class right and what you do how you get through all that was i to call up you know the comic said i started out with like by eta patrice seven some brutal show in front of a bunch of cops when he started up it is ball so bad that he called me up and through talking to me was able to laugh about and then i was laughin about it you know they when i bond olive fuckin time i would call him up the stories them what becomes is another comics try to be a story about why were the worst gig that they ever fuck and had an that's what it just starts to look i actually going through it you just get season and then you just are literally onstage

going through some of the worst humiliation your life while thinking i can't wait to tell this to my body when i get home or what i mean just don't fuckin guy discourage you fuckin shake it off you don't you got to be like a relief pitcher you fucking gala ball run give me another ball going to get him a phone right back with the heat you got to be like that i'm not saying that comic is right or wrong because i don't know what you said we evidently felt there was serious enough to reach out to you and facebook but it's not something i would have done i don't try to be the comedy fucking cop here all right so good luck with you sir i write joe bardic says take your balls audio parts if i can get back on stage a right good luck to you i caught wife shoplifting dear bill

bill nestorius rex ok my wife and i have been together for thirteen years and married for about half the time basically we are best friends with a romantic relationship congratulations things have recently started getting even better for us well listen i've noticed all these extra knickknacks around the house i got my first job as a university professor and she got a job in administration at the same university oh my god she shoplift i believe our relationship is as strong as it is because i can trust you with my life i think that just changed last night after getting home from the mall i foundered taking make up out of her purse the same make up that she refused by because it was too expensive her reaction told me i wasn't supposed to see that she had i confronted her about the potential shoplifting

can confrontation resulted in a long argument one that swung from denial to anger in me to crying and then back to anger she could never proved that she paid for it giving a reaction in the circumstances i am is confident is one could be that she shoplifted absolutely she would just produce the receipt me don't trust is important to me bill my wife is beautiful and she's constantly approached by men i need to trust that she will stay loyal to our relationship per shoplifting and then brazenly lying to me about it everything into doubt for me how is this risk worth her career or our relationship is shot lifting not that big a deal could this also increase the likelihood that she is dishonest and other areas of our relationship and my crazy

i will be listening to your advice by the way you killed it in toronto thank you i do mean i don't know i think it's all of those things i think it is not be that big a deal or it could be the tip of an iceberg i have no idea i have no idea but this is like the beginning of a great movie and i'm sorry that you're starring in it like this is like some alfred hitchcock shit like rear window accept you're in the apartment with the murderer potentially or you know just sorted ends like that war of the worlds anticlimactic i don't know but yeah like do you pursuing do you pursue it

because i'm always about like when you feel shit like that sit down with them and just say look i'm not saying you're bad person i'm just saying how what you did make makes me feel right tell her everything that you just said to me however you can also be pulitzer trends here and in the whole thing comes to crash and i don't know do you know what i would do don't fuck this you know something this is what women do when they feel something they fucking date they sit down fuck her tears fuck her anger fuck this you gotta validate what you're feeling you see i guess what men do they get a relationship he'd t treat your wife you your girlfriend like a ticking time bomb because they

so much disguise right i do generalised lot on the fucking progress donor they fuck it they control the relationship with their emotions and then it's all suddenly tied to special teams which is your fuckin you know sex life and if there were no fucking bad mood but you you're not going to have any fucking sex it's fuckin ridiculous but that's how it works so but what they do this is what you are feeling and all that shit you're supposed to sit on it for that we need your wife would do you don't think she would do that you don't think she would start snooping on your facebook i don't know i'm not saying don't fucking snoop on the facebook what i'm saying is is what you should do as you should tell her i don't know what they want to do here if used fucking do a stake out if you starts fuckin minutes creepy

because if you fuckin wrong don't do that gazette if you fuckin wrong she catches you spying on her then then she has the upper hand and you become wrong because you caught her shoplifting de i would sit down just say listen ok i'm not saying you europe i think writhing just telling you how i feel seeing you i lived and then lie to me about it and do that she starts crime but she gets angry that she's been a fuckin baby and she's manipulating it and then i would also sit there and if she does that again i would say and now you're inability in a mature way to handle what it is that i'm saying to you in the letter get his fuckin angry she wants to get and it's like you

we like you're getting angry at me i didn't steal anything i didn't lie about it i'm just letting you know what the hell this is making me feel that we can totally get past us you gonna be an adult about this and sit down to what you did taught me through this always she gonna get fuckin mad at you and you know what fuck her ok because this is what does this is exact fuckin thing that she due to you and i are by no means fucking sober imposing all the fucking issues i have with women on you in your relationship i absolutely but that's what the fuck i would do and you know something what else do you want from me that's all i can do is tell you what the fuck i would do that that is what i would do all right it wasn't fair further put you in that position and now for you to sit there walkin around carrying this fuckin stress so i would address it with her around there you go

that is the part just an hour in twenty minutes jesus you know why should do these once about the fuckin the billy red rag podcast you don't once a month is going through my cycles there was a lot of fucking bitch more complaining on this but i just feel like for me go fuck yourself i'll just get on thursday writing that's it outbreak by the wage and congratulations to the vaguest fuckin gold nights you don't mean keeping my bruins last night i saw sue vine was in fact ned play a goddamn greater now he was in our farm system as piquets brother i forget his first name it's so fucking great and the fans are going crazy it's so awesome vegas there's gonna be a huge goddamn had i can't wait to go to a game out there and their colours nor about the causes but actually like that logo i didn't instead

you know there's a little be there when the fuckin helmont i think that's kind of cool vegas night helmet all that's clever go fuck yourself i'll talk to you on thursday