Hey what's going on a spill burned in his time for the Monday morning, podcast on Monday October, seventy two thousand sixty what's goin on. How are you Oh, how are you all look at you I'm in Washington D C. I am doing at three more shows here before I fly to NASH, and then I take my next special and. They come ready to go Saturday night. I was ready to kill myself after after the show. I did consumption even old, showing great people at a good time. I was just in my head the whole time go in and then I'm going to do this job done we'll do this one and that that will flow until there's one thousand fuckin, I was fighting like I just was in my head.

Last night I was just like you know. If I could just go urban, whatever joke fails. It wants to come out. Do it that way? That's the way! You always do it just do it that way. Right am I fuckin times. Do you have to learn this goddamn lesson a right you're, not the person that rights it all out in just stands up there with one hand in his pocket and the other one. You know fuckin making gestures, it's it's not away from a fuckin. I gotta get to walk around. I got it. Their walk around. So. That isn't true love. A man turned from down the levels I didn't bring any my recording, checkers, I'm so fucking psycho focus for this thing right now, so I knew not where it is. I want to do this special right before the biggest Vulcan election. If my lifetime, considering these are the two worst goddamn candidates- and I'm really true,

see a light at the end of the fucking tunnel here, but which, where it is in a boat time, my ship comes out. The election is gonna be over and you know it is when the elections over whoever lost within three days. Gimme the it's like we, the fame, you just gone like member about quick the AL disappeared. Beaches Vulcan disappeared, and, unlike in months later, he had like this mountain man beard like whatever for can happen, and that guy you know what else is fucked up? You know what they were bitching about Hilary and they were saying like wise, the media so silent, because Al Gore got it use of sexual assault weren't, they saying anything and it just like. I love I I if you just get fuck and accused of it You know this all this shit on the side. They protect women, words like don't give up their identities and all that which I completely agree with, and I fucking

Al Gore, but it was just a kid nobody can just say yet. This guy did this shit to me. And all the sudden it's it's all over the media and. I don't. I saw something recently. The fuck story was it. Oh there's a movie come out. Beast of a nation and the girl directed it gonna accused and got acquitted of rape. Everybody's going like you know why. What's the what's? The deal is well even on trial and they said he was innocent. You, Norman but people devil follow that person for rest of your life. So my thing is: If you get accuser that shit in the public here, you're, never innocent, so back I got accused, he got acquitted, They said he was innocent of the crime. You know

but because everybody knows his flock name twenty goddamn years later it still coming up and tainting of whatever he's doing in his life. So then a bit well, I hope you fuck it did it because he's getting traded as though he did not make any fun it sets whatsoever. You'd want to me I'll be some you now. Actually it doesn't mean that he was innocent. It just means it. There was enough evidence to convict which Yet another think, but I gotta tell you like The one I will say- and I know it's just been accused- is Fucking Donald Trump right Once you brides came out said we did this, he did that yadda yadda yadda, the collections are so fuckin filthy. I mean like well. Who knows it? This is fucking true, right luggage. This is just come on out now. This guy's been fuckin, run for office for over a year and a half, and it's just coming out now, so I took it all.

The grain of because politics of fuckin filthy. And no one more filthy than the fucking Clinton's right one woman finally comes out. I was ride with the lovely near when the current she goes to tell her story and rather than being the usual generic, and then he did. And we did then I felt uncomfortable people what the fuck she goes to whatever cheese sport. When secular twenties and then this fucking Old CREEP this coming at her with his orange fuck in here, right, which I guess that's kind of self hatred there, Let me list minds real. And when he makes a move honour, she pushes him away and she goes. I said get real and then she goes. He then pushed his generals in toward thrust? It is generally towards me went yet. We. The my god. They definitely habit.

This is true. This is too fuckin specific, so be it a little hypocritical York as a person was put on trial, but But anyway is what the fuck I wanted to talk about, Gotta do my special this week and you know something I don't give a fuck. Is people always like well the stand of special? It should be timeless. The time is to say the army ass, she does. And I'm I put myself obviously in the same category, do you give a fuck up? if you listen to an old Kennison thing, any store, about. You know who they are Kennedy had tried to put like warning labels on albums. You know It is a matter that debt or, like you, listen to Richard prior, he's talking about Mohammed Ali and Shit. Like I don't mind at a date itself fuck it because I noticed

felt like Saturday night, when I was a slight do not talk about that. She had by this time Special, comes out that stifle already gone out of your fucking minutes out about it and, on its stated, wonder editing, that's what the fuck do. I hold this isn't going to take you through the minutiae of doing a stand at special, but anyways, I'm having a great time here and now In DC, I went over to Georgetown yesterday, I just sort of walk the city a little bit with your Barnett, which was also because this is One of the most confusing fucking cities is far. It's like you know, trying to figure out. Basically, where Europe like there was three or is the city that I was familiar with, but I didn't know how they connected. There was the Dc Improv. There was the W hotel near the White House were upstate a number of times

and now these like the National theater and where I'm staying this time and the thing about DC is it's all like you know the. Address is, like you know, whatever six five nine pencil in your avenue, but then it's like South West, North West Fuckin east or whatever, and that's just like how the fuck do I mean you need like a goddamn compass, just away This whole thing is laid out so yesterday, I should get a fuckin walk and I'm gonna walk to all three of those places like I didn't realize, I'm at the national theater- and I can, with a w in the White House, is compared to that was like fucking two blocks over and then like another two blocks in about six blocks up with the improv, so I feel like I have little corridor all memorized and die

I finally fluent two Fuckin Reagan airport, you know, rather than flying out the Falcon dollars, which is like thirty miles. I think westward the city is some shit like that north, I don't wanna fuck is so I land and I checked bag, which I never do. I never fucking check a bang went over to Europe this month, touring in and took a quick location. I had a little fucking overhead compartment bag and you know something it was fine. I'll, hang on a second, my breakfast here right back for Gaza, Larry's delivering the food, the gay what's up and who just like hey? Where are you and me we over there?

table, be fine. Ok, you, your breakfast rywhere voice, anyways a terrorist beer to pre nine eleven. I would call it an Abe, Lincoln Beard if we just got a beard and no mustache that was Abe Lincoln. The Falcon chintz trap with terrorist beard is the fucking. No mustache Chin Strap, but then a sort of frizzed out here. That's terrorists beard unless your black, if you black, that just major from Philadelphia, ok ploughing ahead here there was I talking about our gives a ship was given that port, probably not anyways. I had a great week before I came out here, had really cool experience together,

years ago. Raven about that John Febrile movie chef. We haven't seen a movie. Its phenomenon is just such a great great movie and there just don't be hungry. When you watch it because you will, you will consume like twelve thousand calories after watching it, because some of the food, basically all of the food that they make, what sound to leave so long story short, you know like whenever they have and credit stuff. Unlike a movie on you know, it you do like out, takes us from the actress screwing up or or whatever. John had to learn how to basically, I guess you know better than the attic cooking classes docile. You look like he was an actual ships over the moon movies care would ring true in all that actually stuff, so was a guy show

I'm gonna make grill cheese, sandwiches guy, a chef right joy at the code. You truck started a hopeful trap movement up here and there lay in everything and down He was showing me how to do it and John just decided to film it when he, when he when he was making this cheeseburger, and it was like so fucking intense- The guy was Jussac all crouched down, looking at any was moving the grill cheating, grouchy sovereignty. To second like this is something like a fuckin twelve year old convent. But watching this guy doing and the level of intensity the game, seven fuckin intensity that this I have only made it. I was just saying, it. I blew me away I've never been that in the Falcon cook it something ever. You know.

Ever seen it right so long story short and are often to say this right now. What can give a shit this'll be like a teacher but Fair Roseman like filming some stuff up him cooking with this chef? down? I ran into amount already said: hey that guy, you know who made the cheese were, and I mean the girl she said Just gonna be out, there want to come out watcher, making those like yeah fuck and absolutely I would love to So I was hanging off said. I got to watch them, make it everything and they pulled me and let me fuckin make the girl cheese sandwich with them is one of the poorest most surreal things. I've done in this business and down can grow. Cheese sandwich was so good, like an idiot I'm out here on the road and they had a girl. She silence in the room service of a fucking hotel

and I order it like it's. Gonna be, is good and die and it wasn't desert learner good lesson, but I want to thank him and chef rifle. Let me hang out I heard of such a fucking great time, I learned so much shit about cooking and it was funny. Was he never never went like this is how you do this to say you just kind of went in there and did it and one amaze me was afterwards. I was thinking about all the stuff tat I saw him do like arm just how he would just like move? The girls the cheese sandwich around how he would you know fuck with the temperature. I would like to focus on a robot when I cook, I'm literally like you know whatever quarter team spoon of salt and I'd like take out? I measured flicked the topic these guys. None of them use any sort of measuring whatsoever that constantly tasting the ship

adjusting their temperature rapid, whatever my temperatures actor with that's what the fuck were coconut, which makes no sense when you think about that. I was just like it's like being completely locked in on your act as opposed to just out there can have flown with it. And what is When he said I will teach you gonna tasted is gone. You know. So was doing that and John mentioning a show, and you cook like this. It tastes great, but by the time you done he goes, you dont want to eat it because you ve tried it so many times are actually kind of fallen little bit and I was gonna that was kind of the deal with everything except for the girl. She sounds. Made a cuban sandwich area was crazy. The whole thing was crazy. So so that happened. I'm according to shit, on grudge ban and as always, I have no idea how much time has gone by should have looked at the clock up top, but I didn't. But this is the new me.

This is the new Comer me who refuses to lead technology piss him off. You know I spent an hour and a half the opening night Bruins their opening night, there first fucking game with the fact that they play replay Toronto, SARA I remember, but since like two thousand seven Two thousand eight I've been you know: I've had the centre right package and I've had an account on line well, did you sign in and watch the fuckin games? Lo and behold this year I kept so I dont flipped out. I call up, I spent an hour and a fuckin half talking to people from Malaysia. Ok, they're gonna get one woman to tell me where she was actors is first guys go like you always is talking to me and I'm gonna watch a hockey hockey am I

psyche egos like ice hockey, I'm uh yeah Bruins original six, two thousand. Levin Stanley CUP Champions and ass, I got up and find out about this guy flick. Forty five minutes he configure like fuckin problem was And I got a little heed it out. Just do you know I'm not trying to be a jerk but isn't that is the language barrier here, and you didn't know what hockey was to start with. I should consider that is an omen. I've were forty five minutes and if we haven't figured it out yet like this, this is it workin out. Ok have a nice evening and he said: ok, I'm sorry and then I felt bad and then I just walk and hung up, and then I call back and then I got another person and then she's gone like hockey like ice hockey right saint. Good thing and I would say well, this is the problem I haven't it's like I'm literally trying to watch something that the person on the other side of the found doesn't know what it is and there on the other side of the world. I go like. Where are you right now and she goes,

Asia. I know you're in Asia which use yes. She was, I hope, that's not gonna, be a problem which made me feel like a trump supporter. I was like that. It's not a problem, but you know what I mean I go. You know if you would try to watch cricket. You had to call me up my cricket like the insect or the sport when you get frustrated. So long story short. I spent an hour and a half, I smell, like half the fucking game on the phone and they still couldn't figure it out, and I just said you know what the hell with it, and I felt my wife watching me now she kept coming in and then she was trying to get upset for me. It I'll catch. You wanna see the tie burn go off and I actually held it together and I didn't to see one second of the game and I guess they have some new thing, the shoe you can no longer stream it. You have to pay for both. Now I don't know they get eighty anti blossoms and I had to pay for

because that's how cooperation, what them to make like a zillion dollars they now they now have to make like fuckin making of tourism policy is what my can't. You constantly be happy with the seventy four yeah. Why do you always have to run ninety four, an unbelievable that It also sets a fuckin Emerson, luminous computer, because I know it gets really laboratory side. Was listening to NPR able my wife was listening to and I was tolerating I like some of the fucking music, but just like their politics issues. Its source so childlike to just be sick. Leaning all away to one pocket sized. Just like really. Nobody with a blue tie does anything wrong everybody with

red tie is an asshole. It's almost like fuckin political, like racism in a way, but everybody thinks there a fuckin say, you know. What are the dumbest things ever? Those tromp rallies like this summer had like us, sign or a t, shirt that says fuck your feelings, a lot of people on the right, just think they're. So fuckin like hard core, unlike You know people can handle the truth. You told me, you know what they're like people on right, that I like that they, like those you like you and me, some Second should just say some shit like you guys are intimidated by me. You know they can't they can't handle me. You know, and then your job ACE do my act as it did. You ever think. Maybe you just can't.

I mean. That's I'm not saying you are, but that's definitely a possibility. You know that could be behind door number three inequity. If I could answer you know yourself involved shithead I just up and then like people on the left, I'm all the time I was doing an outdoor small part in a movie will shoot in New Orleans and at our hotel, like this big republican Convention was comics aware. This big banner was all in red, so one of them Mrs on on the on the movie was just ass. She was just like my guy. Did you see that they are always is like Jesus? Am I in Where am I right now and I just looked ass, you know people are allowed to be Republicans and she just goes. Ah I now I'm just being a personal attack at it's. Fucking drive me at the war which he don't want. You just

perfect Vulcan person? I'm not yet. You know I'm a fucking conspiracy dares to when you become that. Yet You lose a lot of friends. You drive people nuts, but you start trying to look behind whatever the fuck this showered. You, like, I, don't think it's fuckin matters which person winces, because you know the people on the other side because they making you fuck and pay for the centre right package on tv and now on cable. They got, they get an extra revenue string, they sell in all your fucking information and they got all this money. They put money on both horses, so doesnt Falcon matter so much in an empty of my wife and they just sort of casually mention that scientists said the great barrier reef is now dead and you know it. They sank weight into. After that. The results of the Dodgers gay

So I just a boy were completely fought. Think whoever created the great Berry, reef? I'm sorry we finally wrapped around a fuckin tree. That's like we're like a bunch of fuckin, rich kids. In our end up, our parents bought us, is beautiful, fuckin car and which is out there doing neutral, drops and fuck and slammed it in the trees and we're gonna fuck the whole thing up here, but unlike rich kids parents, I dont think Mommy's gonna get us another car. Do you know when I was in fact in high school? They will cease to kids right. These too rich kids. One of them got a fucking Pontiac Trans am the cab ran new one, the F body. You know the one that everybody fuckin loved in the eightys, the Knight rider version he got the fuckin transcends was like us, sixteen

But in Europe, yet he had a brand new like nineteen, whatever eighty five, eighty six trans am so the other rich kids parrots there like competing, bought this other kid, a fuckin, nineteen, eighty, five and eighteen, eighty six, I Rock Z, Emmy. They were piled up to the school there our was worth twice what their teachers car was worth. A member that was his teacher of foreign language teachers had this giant both from the early seventies and the fuckin. The door lock was like the door when close and today state is no excuse for this guy, not just getting a fucking door closed up, fixed a fuckin tide

a quarter, inch rope around like the handle of the door and then like fifteen times around his head. Rest and he'd have to get out the pocket passenger side and dumb one of the great things about getting old. Is you stop giving a fuck about what people think about you, but for the most part, that's a great thing, but in that instance that was not a good thing. That was not a good thing for people to see because being a teacher is a tremendous, the tremendous profession, but you can't show up his yellow fuck I hope that you got a fucking door tied to the headrest me as much as you love something you want to be able to support a fuckin family. I always start looking at that. Look back years later that there might have been the half dozen people are reconsidering being a teacher myself.

And once he saw TAT you like yeah, you know what I don't think I want to do that. I want to walk around with a dirty sport code. Having get out the passenger side of my fuckin car is, I can even afford to get the goddamn door locked fixed. You dropped like three or four years. I was in high school this guy with full up and talk and coughed arms. What it was he took. His gathered these cars and now took was to drive around like maniacs course everybody's drunken driving. This was the eighty six was like guy this. As you know, this was some sort of system was an activity that was done. You went out, you found someone of AIDS to buy a case of beer and then you just drove around town. There was nothing to do you drove around town and try to on the other kids. You want to call your high school with and they will be drawing room there with the twelve back in their car and if you you go and then you'd find some deadened street go down there. Then the cops had come down a break it up. Around everybody would gather someplace else. There was where there was no cell phones, some everybody.

Figure out where the hell everyone was gone. Long story short the kid who at the trades and ended up fuckin you're not going too fast, pushed to pass the limit and there were flying into a bunch of trees, for she was smaller. Trees of the trees lost the battle, but total this fucking car. There was right, as we were graduating. Do you know what his parents did? The teach him a lesson? They went out. The bottom corvette. There is a thing now he's got the call back. He fucked up. He told his car big. They went Not only button bright, colored, bottom and even better, come here Corvette so now the other kids who didn't fuck up his gun. Is now looking at his eye rock like it's a piece of shit. So within three months he then had a corvette and beyond deals with one the other kid he he had a custom interior here like all this would

Put on the inside of because the the eighties corvettes the interior was unbelievably plain and down, and that was the last I ever saw me the one percent I gradually except the kid who get the Customs code that hey I ran into a bar, ran into a bar about two years ago and he was hammered and proceeded to say some of the most racist shit I've ever heard in my life. I just sort of slowly back the way like I'd body, scene other thirty years anyway. What's read some advertising here at this point, let me see if I can find where the fuck I met the area. I didn't put the falcon advertising. No you listen all these clippings. I apologize. Sorry, sorry, one less click and where Jesus Accoucheur terrorism is our favorite here about both put me on these.

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class was packed well known, actor, two thousand, while man this is gonna, be a fucking great class. It was. It was a great class other than the fucking creepy by so to start the class, the guy goes. Ok. Does anybody have any news they want to share with the class? I. People raise your hands quickly was actors talking about what they bought, that weak You know, there's a thing. I guess you know, monks actors is just starting out. You get envious, you get jealous, so I guess this was a reaction to this. What about this? This whole exercise is about people put their hands up. This is like a fucking, the mid nineties or some shit, and so do I yeah just booked. I bought it a star on on on friends and then the whole class

ridiculously loud and for a ridiculous amount of time. Just go clapping and screaming, like somebody just cured cancer. Then all died down just like what the fuck was that and then somebody else goes. Oh yeah, I just you know. I just bought a reoccurring on union square, crazy. Then, what's that shit dies down, I was immediately like came and I knew well. I was a little different, but what the fuck is this go wow hey. We got a couple of new students here, auditing the class you just moved here from New York city? Please welcome bill bar and they d take clapped and cheered. Just as loud as they did for the other people. That book, like friends, here's the thing when they were cheering normal looking at anyone. It will just source staring straight ahead. Clapping

screaming as large as you possibly could ever made. Face turned red like I got embarrassing. What the fuck. And then ass one I'm! I you know after the class that we took the first break and the actor teaching class in the actual Great you no other than the weird vibrates. I forgot there in the other. Guy goes dawn and I looked out. I got doing good because he's a great Jerry totally read me Gaza, because the beginning of the class was some without a little bit too much I would like my mind about so I got back You know about it and try to get the money out of me like every acting class. Does this is nothing against Scientology. So that's when I sat down and I'm gonna go just like it we're very self sufficient. We have around

security. We have our own parking. Everything was their own. That's when I says it. Jesus Christ, you I've, said a break. The tension was so fucking weird. I just made this joke Jesus Christ, film of joining a cult, those Minnesota kid Sidney. I don't know what the fuck happened here, Monrovia, clear yet her he fucking move back to. I have no idea what, but I'm the guy made like this week, face when I set it and down so I left and also while I was spoken, wheelbarrow still silly. That was a good classed as you know, and I really liked acting class in the type of ship, and so I was still can on the fence, and I ain't that right into somebody let later on that night, I think at the last factory no mention in the persons of where we will. Where was the class, and, I said, was a Beverly hills? Playhouse ages goes build. That Scientology

you'll get the fuck out of here. It's an active classes had not but its yet they're trying to recruit you into that religion. So I got off fucking weird it out, and you know they just call. We leaving messages on my fuckin answer machine and then that's. Finally, they called again and I've been talking like three days after three days. I was just like you got that they were watching, mean shit. I got a fucking paranoid, not saying they were by just going on up. I mean I'm a fucking conspiracy. Last thing I need is an actual cult. Fuckin hounding me. That was not good for my psyche. So, finally, at the three days, if they called again- and this is what was happening on the fucking bitch- I can just call these people- I'm sick of fuck is also just picked up the phone, I'm like hello, Noah, Beverly, Hills players. I got young animals set in Gaza. Did we illusion, as I get you did, I write

Don't call me anymore because ok, fine in and that was that they left me locked out. I think it's because it was early on so I have to do with John of Sutherland like when I walked out to my car later on that night, just pointing at me like invasion of the body snatches to I decided scientologists any more or less fucked up at my religion. You know I have always maintained that the opposition was filmed like my arm. My religion, SK anymore. That's what I'm with the Nazis. They found this shit, so no one's ever gonna forget it. The ship that my religion did was never felt sources like stick figures and drawings and not not cares you're on me, but the action have the actual footage of like? Oh, yes, not only did it really happened. This is what it looks like it's. A fucking rap

my talking about our it. Let's get back to fucking the subject c. I wanted to talk about and so Scientology in Holocaust footage way. What are we going? Where do we go Oh, you know, really. Dimensionless are emerging and congratulate the Fuckin Cleveland idiots for sweeping. Red Sox, dog. You. Don't I'm wondering if I always pick on Dan Shaughnessy, which you know to be fair, isn't fair, but for me to just single him out is: is kind of funny solemnly continue just trash in him. The fuckin Wonderful did the dance, Shaughnessy Array, those other guys who demanded The red Sox make a change after we had that fuckin collapse in two thousand twelve, the two thousand twelve, where the collapse in September. Whatever the fuck away, I welcome what the hell I was all I remember was. However, we got rid of Terry friend. Color was we

had basically arena. We didn't win the world series, we didn't when the play also how many years in a row and then every we demand a fuckin change like this guy who won two world series with us all by the way we had one and eighty six years suddenly does not Oh, how to win a flock and championship anymore, so he fucking. You know the sports right is demanded trade, the ownership gives into it or whatever me. I'm not seeing absolutely listen to these guys, but, like I just these sports rights that demanded the Red Sox, make a fuckin move. You know at least acknowledge the fact others, Terry Frank Conan, all these years later come back and sleep at our ass. You know the first round of the players Theo states run in the Cubs right now. I don't know you're like form a red Sox. They all knew what the flock they were. Don't why?

we get rid of all these guys. The obscene is a fucking genius. This guy's gonna break the periodic brought the curse of the baby up. Do there now is gonna break the curse of the goat. Right, automatic Khalifate, John Lesters Pitch, inform it's like. Ho posts season is just littered with former fucking read some, but you know what what do I care? We want three who gives a fuck we went through this Ghana Mexican, complain about their oh. I think I am no not really. I give a fuck. You know what it is. A legacy to say. I want to see a Cubs Indians, world series and may I, like the Dodgers, we're Jason. Although Gary one time talk shit about them, but rather the red Sox in their fans and ever since, and I just hate to run a blue J fence Europe, I blame him greatly from rush the.

Player, you know today's Tom Sawyers, a meaning. Yeah, so I would love to see that both of them, are already doing like all this. Everyone was fuckin socks about being in a drought like the cubs therein, like the Austrian. Are all these guys do just have the Falcon sit there and just spliced together every falcon horrible thing that happen and they try to make it. You know- it's so sick of. That is a red Sox room. So I have I have a lot of empathy for cubs friends because they don't do it to the Indians as much as the Indians trotted fans right act like their long suffering, indian fans, it's I don't get help. He isn't it Eighteen, forty eight you suffered half his Vulcan long right, and then also nobody which enable says about the Cubs, nobody chance. Nineteen o eight at you. You know the webpage

Nineteen eighteen five was at a fuckin devil, raise game back when they were the devil race for those dope, not that sounded to evil Fucking Clearwater cuts. Did she added nineteen eighteen us when I went over to a game down a temper and they would show us look. I gotta go can seriously here, we have wanted. Eighty six fucking years will still have five more than you, the chance that I address. I went to an early game at the old veteran stadium in Philadelphia and, unlike these guys went over a hundred years and what my eighteen eighty something Damas under used to nineteen. Eighty they won one in nineteen, eighty, so that they gave him the fuckin right. The chair that shit at us when it comes to joy, is gonna. During the day you taken his shirts offer just a second big keg party. Enormous looks like you, don't even give a fuck you fuck it. Let's see the dodges obliges now

I don't give a shit, I'm just I ll. Absolutely love play baseball What happened to the second it becomes October and eight they throttle extra microphones any you just hear the football hidden amid a just this whole or the level of like guy, like that, the whole mystique of the national pastime, just fuckin, comes the life out for the fucking life. For me, if they wanted to increase their ratings to keep whatever those play off microphones are we can just I can hear everything really hear the sound of the crowd and all about. If you just want well, maybe we get spoiled. I don't know all. I know it sounds completely different and down that adds to the whole thing and I've missed every second, every fuckin pitch, because I've been working body

I take my special on Friday and then, after that, I'm gonna be I'm gonna, be just I'm gonna watch every fuckin pitch. I can't wait, kept back and wait all and put my feet. I put my feet up, but I'm gonna keep workin out because I'm down to basically my I'm a few pounds or maybe a few pounds over but I'll, be fine for the special and ever make you gonna get myself into fuck a ridiculous shaped like a was last year. And the next thing I'm added to my Gmos are those fuckin swedish black eyes. So well, that's my goal by time on fifty gonna be able to do the human flag, I'm already working on a front Leiva, which is really working hard man just cause. It's just muscles. You don't use it.

You ever see: some we do a pull up and then they just go straight out and they look like they're just like parallel with the ground as they hold onto the to pull up far. I've been gradually building up the strength. To do that, I can now hanging from the bar with my leg, might need tucked up into my chest. It's all about balancing the put yeah. She had to be black, pretty much behind, the bar sea, like the weight specially me with my big head has to be on one side and they gradually. You start to extend one leg a little bit and take even hold the whole fucking thing and die. I don't know what I have to be working towards shit like that or like work out just become it's like me, trying to write down my jokes. It just becomes like this unbelievably tedious. They are with them Let's forget surrounding also wanted to say TAT, Alabama, poor, Tennessee, Jesus Christ. They were fuckin role in there and they just ran into a couple of top. A parachute Alabama looks like Fuckin world beers

Wisconsin, Ohio State was an amazing game. I watch that one fell back was caught him and they had that fucking game. And then TAT Prescott of the Dallas Cowboys Jesus Christ, the guy like a five year, vet but anyway Titus Man about almost a week without losing my shit, and it feels pretty good. Like I gotta, were I gotta keep doing this type of self cause. I don't wanna be here. I don't be arranged my off my feet. Are you guys? All that's good affected comedy noted. Believe me, I get playing after the reserve tank for again on stage our right. Let's read some of your questions here for this week are right. I value the note from Andrew Bill got tons of emails from people who watched in love. Last week, Simpsons episode as well this guy? Who suggest you check it out? Now this guided knows in the episodes that hey bill next time you tryin to get ginger ass, in shape for twenty minutes.

Turn on the newest Simpsons episode and watch it during between your legs. During pilates, there are patriots in Boston, which is- and I think you really like it. I hope to hear you laugh about it in the podcast not on why? Yes, yes, sir, I was actually always in that episode ago said we want twelve division titles in the last ten years, fair and square. The guy in the in the tunnel, and I think I did one of near sighted one other one night. I don't reckon. I think those in the other room by that alright westward Maxine. I can watch in love the episode, but I have like fucking idea can only sit there for so goddamn long. I've scatterbrain, alright, westward hey Billy On fascinated with artificial intelligence, you meant in West World and a sixty minutes peace last week, and I wanted to share with you this perspective on a I West,

world is the most compelling aspect of a advancement. Wes world is the most The aim is to go West, because the most compelling aspect of AIDS advancement is that when it does in fact surpass the human brain in all aspects and beacon and begins tickets it herself self preservation. Happened almost completely overnight. As far as the public is concerned, I said ass. She watched the short TED talk by SAM Harris. I actually watch that we put up the leg. He also talks about the political impact. Patients on the world stage. I E. China launch an attack if they thought we were dangerously close to losing control of our technology. It seems as if, This is why you know I already can't rediscover its assent it. It seems as if, though, you would

all world leaders, as if, though, that is grim correct Now it seems as if comma, which isn't there, though We need all world leaders and TAT led us to focus their efforts on controlling the a I instead of advancing it further period. I do not agree that sentence. This seems unlikely it be like jerking off to just the point before completion for the rest of return. Good luck out there. Oh yeah now the world these. Would you would want to try to control it yeah yeah, it's not gonna happen. I dont understand why we're doing it. And I dont understand why there has to be these constant technological improvements. It's just all based on money. I mean what, if I just stopped

right here, like a fucking. Great, is your life right now, during the first world country, you not the person put together these devices that makes our lives so great and a third world country. It's it's fine. We should just fucking. We just sit at the black jack tape rather than just taken a winnings in just going back to our room. Would just fucking sitting here and eventually we'll get work. Is gonna crap out we're gonna. Forget him we'll lose it all. I absolutely believe that one in four can per cent and I think it is just so fucked up weird. Bizarre that even if you're, not a conspiracy, there is what is the fuckin purpose are making robots to this. Goddamn love you not to me it's just a bunch of fuckin weirdos at the top, I'm tellin you. They want to phase out the rest of us and they just want a bunch of Zambia that will do whatever the fuck They wanted to do and that they can Falcon do whatever the hell they want to him.

Then eventually, they'll just taken over in the fucking job, like one of the many many movies that I've watched about anyway. No, I'm a paranoid psycho, but I think in this instance I think it's good to be permanent or a roommate psycho, hey they're, your frankly bastard. Been living with the guy for about six months we ve known each other for about a year. Everything has been good between us with no issues, which is why, because I never have a good experience, was roommates walking I've ever good experience. You gotta start looking at yourself either, who you're picking or maybe you're the asshole. You know your account are anyways over the weekend. I went out of town to visit, family and while I was away he got drunk, went into my room tore up a body pillow on my bed. When I got back he had a guilty. Look on his face told me that one, and then apologize. Needless to say, it was fucking awkward and I could say was that

strange behaviour and try to break the awkwardness by kind of jokingly, Ask him not to kill me nothing else, has been said since regarding the issue. You think I should do. I want to talk to a psychiatrist to see what he thinks figure. You are the next best option. In other words, you two cheaply the professional opinion going to ask me First things. First, I get a lock on my bedroom door, Didn't you can literally concerned for your safety. I would fucking move out. That's what I would do. I would basically I would get another fucking place without telling this vote in person. I would move eighty percent of my shit over there. I would then fuck and tell him in the presence of one of my friends that I was leaving die. You know, and I will just do not pay for the last half of the mother.

Get the fuck out of here. Do you honestly give you gotta go see a psychiatrist new worried that this guy's gonna do some sort of bodily harm to? I would get the fuck out of here. I don't care how nice an apartment it is. I don't give a shit if your names on the fucking least, I would just leave. How did he get drunk and went into your room and, like violently attacked a body pillow. I mean and your Sidney going like did what, when he was he so drunk anyone in there. He saw the giant lump any thought was me under the pillows and I could have been yeah fuck that guy and why you, To feel awkward around him, what do you have to break detention? Nor should it be like do that's that's completely psychotic behavior. I need you to fuckin move up. You say that after get rid of all the knives, yeah I will just move on the forgotten it our Russia Reddy's for WAR war, war, hey Bill. Did you hear Russia called all its foreign dignitaries back to the homeland

This is an uncommon before an attack, but also probably just a scare tactic if one day someone came on the news and said Russia threatened by the West Coast. What would your state of mind be would be completely chop? would you be like now, never gonna happen or you get in your new green card hit the road with a lovely, NEA and clear in tow. Now now Russia taxes. I want to be the first person to get killed you I don't wanna live through that. I have no desire to live through a fuckin worldwide, You know I mean it's one thing to actually be in the army. You know what I mean and he got a group of cows but if you're gonna be like the fuckin, you know just the old farmer in the town. Wondering which armies common up the road? Next, I don't need that shit. You know the that's like that. Fuckin, the fat fuck

they're in North Korea? When you said he was gonna shoot a missile at LOS Angeles? It's a greater hope. You should write at my house, like the way the world is right now and what whatever I was. Gonna use. The word cataclysmic, but I was worried that would say right wing ever fuck major thing happens like I, dont want to survive and I want to be the first person to go and like yeah, yeah yeah just be sitting here with my fucking little Download music listening to it and then it's over and then when, like all the rest, the shit fuck through start all over again. You know four. Can people get polio again in them Alright aid eating grass allow bill. I owned a dog for twelve years, passed when twenty fourteen, Sardinia that sometimes when we were walking it would dive into the bushes and chew on grass I observations. It usually exhibit this behaviour. If its de warming shots were long overdue. Four month intervals,

The warming removes irritating floor that has a in the GUT as a result of eating contaminated food, rather nasty stuff. Your dog may have lived off the floor where you, around a dog that is due for de warming has poor appetite, may vomit food and sometimes lays lay down awkwardly do the test in cramped. My dog is shown none of those symptoms. My theory at the time was since dogs are not herbivores. Herbivores of wars thing grass was natures way of getting fibrous ravage into the gut like a broom to sweep out the irritating got. There Result was that, after eating grass, my dog would later throw up a chunk of undigested food or take a huge job, and he would be fined for many weeks after that perch yeah, but my dog eat grass.

The fact that time, I hope my explanation was clear enough. It may not have been proven scientifically, or maybe it has. You could look it up. You can look up dog the warming, but I figured since you ve complained about it in more than one part cast in the listeners have written to you about it. Yet echo relate my own experiences with with that behaviour it in a dog. Nevertheless, the best solution would be to stick to the dogs de worming shots routine. I think we do that regulations any new jack thanks to the project yeah we started was like some sort of. I totally agree when I was sick, but then she was Hannah doing it all the time who knows a who knows what the fuck they put in dog food, so yeah, but we always have up to date, or stuff right road rage, dear billion. I have a solution to your road rage up. Ok, I'm all ears, its attacked, a guy used to keep my cool

behind the wheel behind the wheel. Bear in mind this tactic. Only work, said. The windows are rolled up whenever you feel the urge to curse. Oh yeah, just pretend to do so mild incurs words and whatever else. You want to say I am already outdo. That's just fucking weird, I'm not doing that, and at mouthing fuck you, you fuckin, can't shake your first in the air and pretend to slam the steering wheel, dont damage there. Read the letter there that's lairs, whoever up Yet you by cutting you off, will see you're losing your shit and fear for their safety, but the jokes on them. You just faking it you may like a maniac, but it's also a lot of fun August. Is it so silly. It takes so much energy concentration to just pretend to freak out there. You quickly cooled down and possibly forget You got mad about in the first place. I hope this Tipp helps congrats on the new car. There's a lot to be said for strength from the pack, especially when it comes to european Sports Sudan's best regards

Yeah, you know what I do and somebody cut me off now in public. I just go. I you know nice movie. I would have done that. I try to just I try to find the fuckin humor arms I was at what I was actually thinking of doing I'm having a posted or something a checklist in my car before I got no car And even if it's a simple is just drawing a smiley face, you know: don't let the council, when, underneath it and just add I'll, just gradually driving down the road. The big thing is for is a farm late, because I fled even when I'm not late, but if I'm fucking way, which is my fault,

start drive and like an asshole, I'm flipping the fuck out, and but I'm really going to work on it. I've been great, the last seven days but like an asshole, I don't you always hear me on the parties to it go. Did you notice? Did you notice near I'm still a little fuckin kid where I need like the attention and the fucking approval? So I'm not doing that anymore. I'm not gonna. Do it for her fucking approval. I have to do this. You know because it's the right thing to do rather than trying to get raise for my fucking wife for the whole of over the bullshit, but I am I've decided, I'm gonna. Do I'm gonna beat this thing because I I can't because I never. I don't know I never. I never tried to work on it really it on me like I, I worked on be kept getting.

There is a comedian that happen. I worked on better get drums that happen. I worked on getting a pilot. Since that happen, I never worked on my fucking temper. I just viewed it is. Well, that's all I'm wired fuck you! I may do all that shit, so I would like to be. You know I'm here, I'm just I'm tired, I'm done being that guy. I'm trying I can hear all you guys laughed like does not fucking. This is like it's not gonna happen play. Sometimes I feel like. I can beat my temper and then other times. I feel like I'm I'm deciding that I'm going to like. I can't dunk a basketball on a cycle. Decided there I'm going to learn how to talk about most rising like do if you have, if you can't jumped, can't fucking job. Sometimes it feels like that, like Lulli, I'm trying

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top standard are dead. I gotta turn it back on find the cord plug a man and do what you know on on with them was the fortune Itunes or is it me to me devices in the house. I have no fucking idea as far as I know, she's my laptop my phone. How can I be twenty two me devices having art museum alone, it hasn't come out yet the pretenders alone. I know it's coming out like a week or so the lately weapon, like lifting I've, been listen. It's like the whole learning to crawl, album she fucking great for Workin out who would have thought. I was that you have this really aggressive shit, I'm all over the fuckin place. I can't figure it. You know. I got kicked off my own fuckin facebook,

So we sent me some should be spoken, pictures on or off I get fish to whatever. Now I can't get into my I take it into my. My own account me said the only way I can turn my account back on it. Send them a picture of myself and I'm just thinking like well how the fuck do you know what I look like. So I'm officially done with Facebook. You know like. What's the video, let me see if I can go on Facebook right now, let's see if my computer, let me my phone one. This is just extra time, people this isn't even the park ass. They might see you just you yet see. I'm done or phone are, I fucking eight. This shit now wearing a juggler, spend like another twenty hours, trying to figure this out. It's even worth it to me. Why do I share someone fish? My fuckin account anyways. What are they gonna do with you know what I legislations You got my year, my facebook think

We go. This enumerate the army. What a flipped out! I don't give a shit anymore. You know why you win. You went Facebook, you went technology, your fuckin cuts are that's the purchase, with this. We thank you for listening. Thank you ever recent coming out to my shows this weekend DC, and I am really looking forward to our put this thing. The bed come this Friday hit the Roman and National Tennessee that all freckles is on fuckin vacation. For us, the year cannot wait Eric, go fuck yourself and I'll check it on your honor, thirsty.