hey what's goin on its bill bar it is time for the monday morning podcast from monday october twenty third two thousand and seventeen what's going on now is here diamond lana i am back in a lamp to continue on my thinking on a rainy day here all rainy day the mandate can be who you fucker i just saw like that you know it's like isn't the world depressed enough rainy days in monday's always get you down ah how do you feel on tuesday when is partly cloudy in miserable can't you play music is in your jobs was to be the cheer people up i should talk about i'm back put out an album and i guess it was supposed to be like some thing when he was gone depression and then he had a happier album and i bought them one where he was more depressed

my wife was like will what why would you buy that one an accusing relate i don't fucking know anyone saw back here in it were just landed in this fuckin rain at all shit you up there in the holding pattern and all that's gonna be another twenty five minutes all that stuff people all happened puffin and all i'm thinking is yet to take another fifty five minutes just don't fucking crash i don't care along this takes right so i get back the hotel everything goes great some others guy fuckin lands it better are they do in fact an amazing that did not freaking out just like i couldn't see anything out my window and i get back to the hotel rooms fuck again do the podcast let me offer a little room service cycle let me know yellow growth cheese sandwich you know

maybe i'll tell you what do you get we got on your lunchtime menu what i call a guy up by these hello room service i say yeah thy daughter some food to the roman egos oh i'm sorry we don't have any room see like i forget we said it but he went like this happy tone oh you know unfortunately we can't do that right now oh i'm sorry this wasted all i'm sorry we can do that right now are you sound sorry you some kind of cheaper why don't you haven't you have the proper toning your voice could you least pretend to sound water is disappointed as i am right now that i have to do my fuckin podcast on an empty stomach is part guesses sakharov nokias alone will be thinking about a girl cheese sandwich than a naughty all the son just came out here comes this doo doo doo you're fucked up harrison wrote daddy's dead i bet the rainy days in summer monday's

i still alive you know why god doesn't want to hang out with them this is the george harris any occurrences guy sounds all right i did it job on this one mozart sleepy and not enough like when i made the rainy days in monday's cunt jesus i hope we kill somebody so i have a reason is set up don't why wait i'm god i can settle down there anyway you know what fucking job anyways ploughing ahead here back in atlanta gonna not got a couple more days on this one i'm tellin you means really looking like a great one filming work on and then i go back to go see my wife and my diet is my diary get to go back hang out with them before the fuck am i doing as we can

my god what do we do in the first ever all things comedy podcast network podcast festival phoenix arizona they say podcast enough in enough by the way i'm supposed to mention that bud light will be the official beer of the off the comedy festival all right we got a little bows in there for billy bootless sixty seven days sixty seven day sixty seven days a boost way tat some just because i'm not drinking doesn't you can't come to the all things comedy festival in phoenix arizona this thursday friday saturday and listen to some of the best podcast in in the world in the universe unwinnable donald trump here while enjoying an ice cold but light they go like that little for commercial there i'll be do my

as for the first time around when a dork xanadu just like i do this why just fuckin later on a culture a bed i feel at some point i do have to address the crowd i think fact that i have no idea what the fuck is going to happen like i don't know what i'm supposed to do the crime doesn't know what they are supposed to do some goods gonna happen that that is my that is my prediction or something bad or maybe it sucks but you know what is the internet internet like better than something that's amazing something that sucks so no matter what i feel like it's gonna be when anyway sixty seven fuck and god damn days no booze i feel great you know i look better i've lost wait it out my livers happy sure all of those things but i get time something i really miss it i definitely miss you know do i'd such a fucking maison weekend played are asked and city life the best

venue i've ever fuck abandoned the sound was was incredible they shoot ass the city limits at the sound was fucking incredible per diem d already murdered all weekend i recorded when i was there there was such prose they added it to me they had all three sets are all of them already mixed and also in what are you guess it's about like i could just hook it up and approaches and switch the mixing adjust stuff if i wanted to use the most professional best sounding cool is fuckin venue that i've played list in the states i think was unreal man all these fuckin photos from back in the day all the way two the first time willie nelson was the first guess that they had a nineteen seventy four believe this is the third venue because they had this you re born one leo young just i just everybody everybody

wait there and so that was incredible so anyways and then those displaced lambert's barbecue right around the corner which might have been the best barbecue i ever got just now the taste the quality of the meat i went to the first and i got the pole pork was fucking whereby gotta give these guys are shut out and then i went back there again yesterday and one of the people that worked at the odyssey live goes i used to work there get the rabbi and and i got it it was was i forget what if they d i don't know put it in coffee and something else was the rub and it was fucking outstanding credible food and all that shit self anyways so i went out there i schedule this weekend out there the formula one race right that's all i was gonna do i'm gonna go happily ostend city life and then go to

if one race and then that was it i was gonna be my fucking make a wish weekend was gonna be perfect however i get there but he tells me hate you know jimmy von is plain the fuck was enable the venue just went there's something sky somethin sky venue us something this little bar cool ass fuckin bar was like jimmy vines gonna be playing down there i only had one show saturday night you guys should go down a check him out went down check them out said both like five feet away from the stage are the great jimmy vonny this unbelievable fuckin keyboard player and drama and i just got to watch they said it was this big city album release party that they were having got to meet him in between sets could not have been nice nicer generous it's really warm great guy and i gotta tell you about this this one asshole in the crowd

the more i gotta like music shows like that they always talk about how comedians get heckled like we get heckled looks most says we deserve it we say something that isn't funny or we annoy somebody right disguise updates he's playing music and he's kill in it and it sounds great asshole in the crowd since i wanna fuck in here that shit i want a loved one like five feet away yo and adam like he hired for his private birthday party i don't know how i dont know how jimmy kept his composure we did like i wish i could believe in smash the fucking guitar overs hetty just was like now may appear play music this far loser who's never done ship with his life i can tell you with someone who literally falling down fell down drunk and he got or another beer and these you no other them

was actors perfect evening and i just was as a performer was astounded classy way that he handled that guy casa god knows i wouldn't but other than that it was this is incredible night and maintain would just sit nail again a couple of kids could not but there we got to see him and got to see and play like bushes classic old school musician you know we were fuckin parking lot aegis pulls up drove him after the gig you know just school shit goes in walks up on stage look fucking great plugs tunes up people holding up his own guitar you know all that shit people germany is looking none whatever he's all tuna walks off stage comes

act immediately and just proceeds to absolutely murder it's like ninety minutes right so that was a great enough i'll go do you believe organs we see in this guy and we're gonna go to this race the next day so anyways there was some of the people from us the city i'm gonna go by the wagon whose plane you ve given you who comes in their necks and they primus i got when they go sunday night i go get the fuck out of here i've never seen them right alexander when my favorite fuckin drummers of all time i got it this guy life so i changed my fuckin flight they go i'm fuckin hooking up and down we go to the race i know this is probably going to a lot of guys set it got to do all this shit but i have to tell you what am i gonna lie didn't an act like i didn't have a great you might by source to tone down my joy

cause you're a goddamn cubicle right now i'm sorry i'm sorry i fucking humiliated myself for the first eight years of my stand a career before finally figured out how to be funny that i'm a twenty five year overnight success can continue without piss off to many of you i don't ok the internet is i know i works well fuck you are right just all this if i ever get sick i don't need to have a fuckin make a wish desired i believe that this weekend so we go to the guide the embrace we sit we were sitting in turn twelve which was the fucking place to be

the first raised i went to up in montreal i was on the start finish line and it was great to watch him go flying by seventy eight miles now but you can barely see and you want to be in the turns where they gotta have they got us enough stop on the brakes and that's where the race and happens that's where the passing happens too we were there we saw fucking louis hamilton pass man max step and the two best drivers in the world on the two ass teams mercedes in ferrari right in front of us it on that same in turn are they gonna bull protest past somebody we got to see hamilton pass somebody else after he had pitted and he had tried to get back in the first place again we saw pass again and then on the fine lab we saw max for staff and gore jimmy reckon it ready they would appear and around the fuckin was at twelve thirteen fourteen fifteen and sixteen we could see twelve thirteen fourteen and sick it turns out there the hell you can see turn one and then over to the left

you could see like turn i don't know what it was five or six was ridiculous if you ever go they got to sit in turn twelve i'm telling you or somewhere around there we get to see all of like just get a map of the of the of the track from here on out i don't give a fuck what race i go to i'm gonna look and see which which turn has the sharpest fuckin turned you're a straight away or whatever and that's what i'm sitting because we achieves a little bit of an accident one of the american teams the hoss car get spun out that was right in front of us and do dean they re was flippin the fuck out like three times during the race during those passes a fuckin held up as for armenia goosebumps watching these guys swam and on the brig scorn around each other always a motorcycle fuckin car freak he was losing his shit and

he was so go nuts i was like laugh and half the time you don't you you bring somebody to something you and you want to you want to have a good time is so afraid like that they get a look at you like your innovation do not bore you know they gunning more fuckin cheese and crackers for me to eat he was alone in his mind freak out so anyways is if the race was a good enough max for staff it is right on jimmy reckon its ass through twelve thirteen fourteen fifteen the whole time and everybody is on their feet go and fuckin crazy and at the last seconds ago unlike up the hill he got around them and everyone was going nuts and he is coming third place he's on the podium everything is great we get out of there i forgot the beginning of the race what they did michael buffer did all the announcements which some some recent fans didn't like you know cause they're all fuckin snobby and shit i saw a couple

can fans apologise if you this is america we all marine were allowed our i feel like it don't have a fucking ratio asshole geez christ you get all upset when the fuckin attend the un's cry every time a ferrari is in first place for a lap fuckin stuck up comes anyways and they actually when they brought out daniel ricardo actually this is honouring soil technical simple difficulties when they brought about will buxton erode written all the the interests and when they brought out daniel ricardo they fucking a day and michael buffer say ricky rocket i couldn't remember the guy's names and i was saint rican ricky rican bergen although that chick as i also noted the sport one time i called daniel ricardo ricky obviously knowing that that was the drummer from poison

so he actually said that fucking nuts is that so was at some point i gotta get a picture with ricky rocket and daniel ricardo see if that ever fuck inhabited who knows maybe ricky rocket church this shadow maxine since the race he goes to fuck off he's also sittin in turn twelve any ricardo b i you know what's the deal be duration it that way it's never gonna fuckin happened whatever so anyway this morning i wake up i'm looking at the final results and everything to see who won what i notice that all of a sudden max for staff and is down and fourth place and there's all this fuckin days a thunder ricky bobby fuckin controversy i guess and went off on this i guess this is racing stored who fought them

in japan mexico and now in austin and he was so mad he said he hoped that the fans don't show up in austin next year it's a sight to duties kind of funny you around the globe there's no reason is single s up right not like your nickname in the fucking controls sorry but he was was off it was a phenomenal race i'm actually blowing through so much of the finished product tried slow down here but i have to get to them so then we left there and then we went i met my wife but listen spot just she's gonna get annoyed with me that we went back to the hotel dropped off our shit and we went back down oh do the venue and we got to see we got see primus and they basis we open for themselves like for an hour and then took a half hour break it played for another ninety minutes and maybe i'll see you i am not a drug guy but

i actually with all the video shit that they had gone on in the house academic vibe oh by the way another heckler that show like there is one of his petals of something was workin it also less is talking to the crowd talk about that actually talking about that was at both in all those damn color twitter i found this old tower building that's pockets on he was talking about came up with a twinkle athelings dunbar mess you know and i was about the waters being stolen from northern california we sit and talk about it because it trying to fix larry's petals this guy in the crowd goes that fucking preach can you like i was beside myself i would think everybody in the crowd which is beat the shit out of me but less once again debate just handled like a pro each

this way out of it he said something fuckin hilarious about you know presenting any questions he had please present them in written form true or false questions work best for me a butcher but it was really forty to the point was actually kind of happy the guy heckled because in a less fuckin a larry's so i i got to see to alexander play life his fuckin kid is it's fucking yes double based pedal on august twenty age based from and they had all this stuff going on in the background and upset now you know trying to figure out you know what team is playing and all that shit and do they for themselves they took a half hour break them they came out and they started playing all the stuff after their new album by say this right saturating seven

and they had all this video stuff goin on an actual looked over dean at one point leave when they had elephants jumping on tramplings and in the way that the filter was on it it look like was that we call movie than the diesel did where he couldn't see just how you would look i keep thinking riddick both i know it's not that i was a boxer i forget what the fuck remember the name of the movie but it was like saudi in that sort of filter and it was an elephant up and down on a trembling and then it became three and then one of them doing somersaults what i love when it came down like the trunk would like would be like fluttering in the wind is a came down and i literally looked over dean i go

you know what i've never had to stop before but i really wish i was on drugs right now i'm not a drug guy you know i stayed away from you know i smoke we'd every once in a while usually when i'm not drinking so fuckin board i don't know how strange people do it i really don't but i pretty much stayed away from all like the evil drugs are there in an hour i think our goals and evil drug too angry drunk like you know i mean like we'd is cool mushrooms are cool but like coke is evil alcohols evil i don't i feel the shit just makes you can't sit around you can't really do anything just giggling it yourself you know i don't know why anybody would lay just choose to stay

in the dark so i don't know maybe just fuckin dark human being in your relate to it but you'd think he'd want to go the opposite way i don't fucking knelt but i've never and mushrooms or anything like that but i don't know that was the first time was just like you know i wouldn't mind would have i wouldn't have minded being in like an altered state throughout this if i couldn't given my side just over the worry that i would i would freak out that's why i never you know my generation always they always like you know i don't think telling you stories about people took lsd and they pulled their eyeballs out fucking jump i mean i would never fuck with lsd either but like i don't know was actually going like in all i think this would have been one of those times simeon if i just did mushrooms once every forty nine years that's like black haley's common sort of rain

all i know was they were unbelievable and i can't i don't know which was my favorite i think was outbound packard durham probably my favorite it was just an unbelievable fell off the whole night was just fuckin incredible and that was why we get i got to do three shows at ostend sea life the best venue is far sound i've ever before i think that the sea jimmy von in this small little bar like do in the world favor he doesn't need to do that gig comes down and then i got this cruel if one race and then i saw primus after that and i come back to atlanta to do a fuckin movie they pretend to be somebody else i swear to god

is a piano waiting to follow my fuckin heads at some point during this week something's gonna happen and actually already did what am i going to talk to you bought of some other fuckin bullshit given some work done in the house in the world came there somebody said hey the doughty house was open and i was like a fucking somebody break into our house so of dealing with that but you know what that's what happens that is what happens when you have all these good stuff going on something that happens you stubby fuckin tulsa you get audited sums gonna happen i don't fucking know so anyways doing all this shit i missed pretty much all of the football and all that crap for this weekend i do know that the patriot speed falcons so that's cool for two do we actually have a strong division bills on two patriots went to dolphins are foreign to

yet sir what are they the three and what would that be they played six games three and three other north and on what they are they might be three five does anyone have a by weak i don't know what blood they have ceased after all these years have been so fuck and weak she really competitive division issues that's pretty exciting and watch what are i watch my apologies by the way my apologies to the fucking euston astro i love you uniforms i just have a watch bay fallen so long i thought they still had though shitting once said that jeff we'll have to where you fuckin uniforms great and i gotta give a shout out to sports illustrated some i was watching this pre games i watch game six and seven you know when i was to go on and i thought

convince ccs about your game seven i thought the yankees we're going to have that one but anyways they would and about before like games seven this who wrote it in sport illustrated in twenty fourteen the year they asked rosewood seventy ninety two he put him on that sports illustrated you know please welcome here two thousand seventeen world series champions he said that in two thousand fourteen when they were seventy and ninety two are in them that being that here she said that right and that they come from the story and the guy worse than the sports programme go there was a pretty good prediction so pretty that's fucking unbelievable like anybody right now if look at the yankees ago go like a data gonna wanna next year that wanted the year after time within the next three years that is not a big prediction all right they got all these young talent if they're fucking plain great

they way over achieved as far as what the organization thought they were going to do this year they came one game away from the world series any i can say that these guys gonna want another one do you know that's why i think i think they're gonna want another one here in the next few years but the fact that the rose you ve never fucking one it twenty forty and then take the year i think in the next three years while body that would have been great but to actually nail the year when they have unwanted yet but get reserves legal protection and are off that there was little gels my nuts i'm trying to talk all sports because i know people of fuckin get nuts sometimes so let me fucking go for someone i'm really personal on our proposals on pointed out we suddenly after i've been on a plane but let's get back to drugs imbues right

this is what i realize i like i like get fucked up i do i really enjoy i like it and hammered or fucking you know every once in a while smoking some weed i do and i'm not an addictive personality as a cop show up to see what's under my bed right now i hope you guys could hear the siren in the background hoping it becomes alluding to the fact that i killed a hooker or something that was i was talking about drugs a siren went by sometimes this fuckin thing doesn't pick it up anyways so like now i have a drink but done anything sixty seven days and i could go for the rest of my life i could do it but it's just asserts that really boring i don't know hike

to commend everybody who jegu gets into a programme and just fucking does that i don't know how you do it but it's it's it's amazing i feel it in a way by me saying how fuckin boring it is i'm actually fucking what you sobriety so i apologise but you guys but watch a bird pressure by go and sober four october i believe time cigar they d like those battles like losing weight being silver knowledge shit i think joe rogan is doing it too so all i know about from what i know the three them november better get an official position because i have a feeling they gonna come back strong i know i am i think i am i don't know i don't know like losing the weight that cyprus should put i think

i'm going to be i want i would like to be with someone who picks his battles when i drink you know like i got to tell you austin is a hard place not to be drinking like we we went to go see jimmy vaughn like we was sitting at this table with some other people that knew jimmy and they won't they were the nicest people ever and a couple of them that we're at the tail what fucking just doing shots i swear to god they did like three shots in an hour and these people could drink because they were just totally like fine an arm i would be lying to you if i wasn't looking at them drinking go and get them and i would call for one of those right now i was trying to rationalize it like what if i just did one and this is the weird thing about me i'm a habit guy so and another chemical person i don't think so

i just do that one how i work is i immediately have to order a water after that and let the buzz start to fade aright because i don't think i'm gonna get another that i'm gettin gonna get another but i get this weird thing with the water it fuckin it's almost like i threw my face and i wake up call a guard to settle down settled down but if i don't do that i deafening put a dent in a bottle but i don't know last night men at that primacy not blaming primus here when i fuckin go off the wagon but i was just like you know what am i gonna try mushrooms the fucking who tries mushrooms for the first time it forty nine just had a kid

i can't have it all my resume right plus i also think the first time you doing you should probably be in your house where you feel safe but i can't do that now cause i'm a dead and i don't think it would be smart to do it at a concert but i watched it fuckin elephant dont somersaults on a trampoline i don't know i'm just thrown the shit out if anybody has any suggestions at a walk that light anyway salary talked about recreational drugs here others recreational how do you know what i mean i just wish you that word on the fucking news let me promote the all things calmly festival since the part can read ok we're having our first all things calmly festival at the end of this month october twenty six twenty seven twenty eight twenty nine i'm sorry scenarios

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all right where are we here let's get to some of the questions here for this week inevitably this i accidently stop so then i had to press record again and somehow i have stopped again without realising that i just talked forty fucking minutes then you'll be heard when we start this over again with your questions here all right i'll try to act like i'm still excited that i'm not fucking starving to hear that my stomach relic robert plant everybody all freckles just want to let you know robert plant was interviewed on the howard stern show on tuesday he goes through his whole career in up to that because he has a new album coming out incredible interview thought you might enjoy it thank you and go fuck yourself i am i have to hear this fuckin interview the problem

i only have sirius satellite radio in my car my car is in los angeles i'm in atlanta howard stern fans please send me a link let me know where i can see it watch it whatever the fuck it goes on i love you kids do it cuz i'm not going to be able to figure it out i have to listen i have to listen to go through the whole thing bandit joy in the zeppelin on bottom dying coming within the mood and then when i say do honey drivers the whole fucking thing i can't wait to what's that you know what i was at the obstinacy lie they had an incredible picture into ah no ease another guy you know just age naturally now look at appeals fucking bad ass although wrinkles on it is facing such aid looks like an amazing why people would choose botox and all of that shit

always a great one thirty eight year old bus driver makes college hoops team billy girl did you see these this article on bar stool sounds like someone we commend on a job well done you're always telling people it's never too late on the flip side the negative seer does anyone lose out if you can beat out a six forty eight three hundred eighty pounds fuckin thirty eight year old guy on dunbar stores ports which by the way is dino did that's gotta be the best combination of bee hilarious and then also let you know what's goin on sports how it would seem thirty eight years old can be thirty nine in november is six feet eight in width one hundred eighty pounds he's thirty waste three eighty in its fight to get to three and lady pounds all you have to do which has gained at thirty eight years

age all you have to do just game ten pounds a year for the first like an hour how many years people are gonna get the kids emaciated than all of a sudden right nine years old your ninety powers like what the fuck tenure hundred twenty two under annex three eighty he just kept getting baling giant isn t just keep beating you're asking me what is the downsize the downside sorry downside what is the downside maybe is blown out achilles i may have bad somebody can't beat out a fucking soon to be thirty nine year old three hundred and eighty lb six hundred and forty eight guy you know what that division whatever division that is that's amazing good for him man good pham you always said

basketball dream died and he's thirty eight years old can be thirty nine has two teenage kids it's like there's weird dream that fucking at the kids man and you're a good dad i bet you so you just like i got to take whatever job i can get alright the fall guy can also rain activity after death oh my god i can't believe i already did this i thought i was i hope i can do this justice again brain activity at after death outlets let's reminisce about this one cause i've already read it before our right when i first where did this but didn't realize i wasn't recording me check again to make sure this fucking thing is on that freaked me a brain activity after death and i was just like us in my will mitigate cremated so like you know even still if you have brain similarly if the death i'm rather just get thrown in another two just finish off the to me like it's over real quick

delaying in a coffin feeling worms going into my ears dear billy ripper this article absolutely fuck me up not only is death gonna sought but also i feel the need to know i feel the need to make sure people don't talk shit about me as i'm dying or here let's get a pizza as unburied check out for good this freaked me out here our scientists say your brain still works after death and you know when you dead now i a thing a long time ago where the scientist was on tv what this religious guy who was talking about people who die and then came back to life and then they talked about what they saw and what they heard and all that and it was all fascinating stuff about watching people working on them and floating above table in all of this type of shit and then the scientists guy just killed all of it by going like nothing has ever been

dead and has been brought back to life what you talking about here is people having a near death experience just because you're here stops it doesn't mean you're dead your brain is still working you can still and basically was saying your if your eyes are open you know we can still see some shit we're not sure how much you still alive onto your brain has no function that's the final the final part of it i remember reading whenever the book the perfect stonily went to all of drowning now your brain sidney fire and all that that last bit life all this brain act he's going to try to get your heart orangist doesn't happen and then that's it for the latter oxygen than your brain dies last and then that's it but you don't like fucking live i mean did you not dead yet right anyway scientists maybe inching closer to answering one of the great mysteries of life what happened after you die accordingly how are you doing don't you those fuckin website for years

pass the advertising in you scroll down and then they show a t anyways fuckin annoying according to researchers in new york persons brain is still active after death meaning cases they can be aware that they ve passed away from new york university laying gone school of medicine has been signed patients who suffered cardiac arrest or a heart attack which stops their hard for period of time quote technically speaking that's how you get the time of day it's all based on the moment when the hard stops you haven't you not dead you not dead i just stopped that's why can bring it back to life still alive they just get the good thing going again i learned all this from one scientists they'll described watching doctors and nurses working they'll describe having awareness of full conversations of visibility but should you here's didn't die scream and an ear it still gonna fuckin vibrate

it's still alive it's still working the hard stopped anyways they knew all this shit that they ever though i wouldn't know what was going on according to cornelia these recollections words then verified by the medical staff yet this is all stupid get used because you do not dead yet sir you're not dead it just fuckin let go that i think you don't think happens when you die i think it's a beautiful experts i think it's what my idea of what fucking mushrooms and a primus concert dislike i think it's lay there i think you're totally relax go all the bullshit i really feel lucky enough after your heart stopped the kind of be aware of a little to be aware that you're dying i think would be very humble experience and i would give thanks

for the amazing life that i had and if there was nothing after it i wish i would be good with it i would be fine with going into the ground enriching the soil with my carcass i don't need to go anywhere after this i went to fuckin i performed it asked and city life by then saw jimmy von i then went to an f one race and then saw primus i need to go to heaven after the fuck are you talking about i don't think it's this big fearful thing it is i think a sorry tortured to death the tortures bed that's bad thing how you die is bad but i think the death that being dead is bad they think it'll be fuckin amazing he's gonna be amazing why would think anything else you can't

stop it might look at it in a positive way number one who's that guy lou jesus christ is only a legend it was in that ban it saying about fuckin heroin lou reed i'm over they said when he died swimmers she looked at him and he had the most like amazed and like inquisitive look on his face like he was totally enjoying it just taking in fuckin experience that's how you want to go out you know why i gather sire guy doing all that shit fuck that though fight skin toward will you special yoda keep fuckin living like a vampire the fall guy dear bill big red balls of fire

i don't have a question more of an observation on harvey whilst on the harvey weinstein's situation have you spain is banned from the oscars little elite club it's not a little club it's a fucking it is very elite club and i can tell by irish said this shit before i knew this guy has issues with hollywood i believe you know my saying little elite club in club that roman polanski pedophile who plead guilty he did not please to being a petty finally what he pledged guilty to was improper behaviour that's what he was willing to please thirty two and then he ran and get the fuck out of the country cassettes one innocent people do although i was brought up on those charges in another country i probably would get the fuck out of it too however i would never be in a hot tub with a fuckin thirteen year old girl given a boost whatever the fuck was going on

brian singer who has been accused of molesting under age child stars and feeding them drugs are a part of the big hollywood elite club that these sick bastard one is to believe is honorable modern of eighty percent was audible you set on your previous podcast this is one of the imo legacy data this is for film and honor if maybe they do i don't pay attention that shit i wash sports you said in your previous projects that this was one of the most gusting god awful situation you ever heard of the wine steeping yeah wine steam fucked up sure but so far none of his accusers were under age i swear to god i know what you guys are think you are thinking what i thought the first time i read this this guy is not going to downplay what weinstein did fucked up julie did i guess i should still be single eddie what he allegedly the energy for the alarm

then we're aspiring stars who are willing to do anything for fame chechen speculation you just creating this fuckin argument because you have issues with hollywood and their careers failed and now they're bitter so they do ok this leaves out like the defence attorney for harvey wines irena no one all capital capel's mentions two petrified tariffs the cases involving other tinseled more because it would completely ruined the industry that's not true it's been mentioned people have said stuff like that they don't evidence to bring charges okay this is what happens the same reason why hurry y see probably won't go to jail like the level of fees evidence that you need in order to bring charges ok it's a difficult fuckin thing we are dealing with people with that level of power trying to system in the act

you know how long did they know that these mafia dogs are doing what they do and how do they know that these fuckin oil companies and in insurance companies all of these people catholic church all these people do they have money they got money do ok so i dont know why you're just singling out hollywood what are you a fox knows you know our cnn when they just single out fuckin trump for grab and policies i understand you didn't forget if you're gonna fuckin lay waste you gotta go straight across the border anyways it's made this button ok what this documentary if you can find it called in open secret right well meaning at that moment hollywood i dont know that this shit's going on i guess it needs an open secret that people that no those people the classic

can guy who watches a goddamn documentary he's not a fuckin lawyer he does not at present is fuckin argument it's all speculation there are willing to do anything for fame like where did you get that just pulled out of the euro to support your fuckin argument here i'm not saying this shit is going on but like you know these are kinds of people that fly over these third world countries evidently an ado god knows what with with under age should dog kids so why you just singling this out maybe going to attack this shouldn't you be against it straight across the fuckin board or maybe you just saying this because the wine steam thing came about i don't know what you're doing is the fact that your downplaying what harvey wines dean allegedly did that's weird and me out here anyways that documentary and when secret it's made by the same director who made deliverance from evil which is about the petty failure in the catholic church

this directory is either fighting the good fight or picking low hanging fruit that movie was released in theatres and got that for the most part major distribution from film companies but can secret hasn't had a wide release in its true years that is from year to year why do you think what do you think what are you make fuckin documentary about how fucked up the oil oil industry is in trouble the oil industry to put it out they're not gonna do not going to shoot themselves in the foot the end of the day money winds are right same way why the nfl acted like they didn't see that re rice fuckin thing still unknown by a majority of the populace wine steam is taking the shitstorm while the real monsters are saying few thing we're not in the forefront it's bullshit ok i can understand your saying wine steam shouldn't be

we taking a shitstorm or not the whole should storm i think that's what you're trying to figure corps feldman and eliza would mention pedophilia is running rampant in hollywood but no gives that issue the time of day i would actually argue that they're trying to investigate people have such high levels of power because what i from the harvey wines thing thing when i listen that disgusting of him saying i'm used to this knowing that that tape wasn't enough to arrest him is i mean you borderline have to catch somebody in the act when they have that level of money can then it becomes your word against their word and then they have money to tied up forever in court it's terrible anyways obvious is equivalent to a nerd whose dep desperate get laid i'm done with this fucking thing i've done what to say

you know it's funny sir in all this you gonna these so you feel that pedophiles should be punished i agree but you feel like creek like harvey wine steen are just are the equivalent to nerd whose desperate to get laid that's how you view alleged rape i mean i don't know i don't know where you go with that sir but you know you wrote a lot of words are right milk question hey bill you fuckin cunt murray guilty is charged what the guy world that everyone's genetically was sitting down something people writing isn't that the best way for them to communicate maybe if we sat down and we actually talked i can understand what the fuck he was saint milk question k bill you fucking can't i love your podcast and all your stand ups efforts for family is

the great to thank you anyways i need some advice on twenty four and i work at a bar as a sound guy my graduate which is december anyways last week a beautiful red headed woman who's about forty starts to hit on me i gave her my number and lately i've been texting her banging america has been always been on my pocket list i just that says fuck gross to me i don't know why i just think that's fucking gross why you have to bring the fact that she's a mother and has a kid and you wanna fucker is just weird why can't you just say she's hot however this woman is starting to seem like she wants more than just a night or to a fucking she has a kid which don't fuck i want to deal with whatsoever so here's my question how do i deal with this fucking walk walk away walk away i understand that you not understanding these red flags cause you twenty four years old and you dig

just run in the situation other resources use i mean i want to hook up with her but i don't really want a relationship with the forty year old broad but the kid we haven't anything yet great great time as for help be said but we're going on a date this friday as always fuck your own face and go roads dude i would want way i won't even though i would i wouldn't go out with her eye which is what the fuck away that's right now you know she wants a relationship sir i now if you just gonna fucker and then leave that's kind of bad does me bad calmer not that i really believe my kind of do but i don't know i actually believe you have to believe in common effort to come back and get you because in reality bad ships gonna happen anyway you build up that's my karma

i was your idea break that data for i would tell her beforehand which is gonna piss from that she's not gonna bang anyways time to have had that conversation in the future when you meet an older woman and they know what the fuck they want when they hitting on you whatever you just just let him know you're single and you just trying to have fun you not trying to get you a relationship and you just throw that out there and if they still jump fuckin hope parliament the boat if not you go catch you release catch him release all right isn't it thank you for this we goddammit that i do enough friggin time all right i have a lot of people would think this week our thank all you guys for listening i want to thank everybody who's going to be coming out to the podcast festival in phoenix i want to thank prime report not a fucking amazing show to go backstage me dean and made him for a second there with a nice is cool is fuckin people ever

everybody random everybody was awesome jimmy von another great guy another amazing showed thank you for the amazing show thank you to him and his wife so cool and been such great just great people everybody would have one i just i just had a fucking great time gotta give shape thank you too will buxton for throwing in the ricky rocket danny ricardo interval that's it check in on you guys on thursday what about them fuckin rams the los angeles rams what would it and if they actually sold out their giant fuckin stadium for a regular sees again come on los angeles there from there they left once you get your old girlfriend back treat a right trader right all right that's it go fuck yourself so check it on you

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