Hey, what's goin on his bill burn it's the Monday morning, podcast for Monday October. Thirty first, twenty eleven I apologise park, yes up being so goddamn late, I recorded one yesterday. Really becoming a theme every week I just apologize. These last couple of fucker weeks has just been brutal. I've been overseas about those problems there does this week I can back east. When the Jimmy fallen show today actually get to sit down into panel like a big shot, tackle, and you can't god dammit. You gonna, give up a fuckin feel go right here at the, and why would you have a bet money on the fucking San Diego charges? Has anybody tell me what what what the fuck is wrong with me? Jesus Christ ass. They could somebody out there who has some sort of a football mine justice Plain to me, the prevent defence

give me twenty yard cushion gather you go while we wait, give it all up. But what is wrong with this fuckin This is gonna, be one of these fuckin weeks. You know already recorded a podcast Joseph. The file was to God, damn big he's. For the night with a lady. So now I have to record another one euro, like I have any funny left. For some reason, these stupid cords erected up. This is one of them I challenge you guys to find a podcast out That is, as many listeners is mine, that is still this fucking put critically low rent. You know. I feel like I'm in like that band, that just never gonna make it like. You know with twenty years in which still ride in a van like the end, bill story just fuckin brutal. I whatever so you know what you guys get to podcast this week.

An old, twinkle toes routine idle sensation from the opening at the programme gets back from his heart little date with a little tawdry water that little number he met at the pictures. I also oppose that one and hopefully that will be of better quality in this one. Although I don't know we recorded it on his Iphone. So many ways, I'm sitting here in a hotel room by myself. I've already taped Jimmy found show. Obviously the fact that I brought it up, it went great Sure some council watch and tell me that you didn't think it was great, but you know why I don't need you. Latterly anybody. I shall Why need somebody right now? I'm thinking about cholera hook. You know not a bank just one, Those creepy guys, you just has calls up a hooker, just social hang out and talk to you, it's fuckin ridiculous. I don't know anybody in this city anymore. I go out to the comedy clubs. I don't know anybody

You know all the club owners either died or fuckin retired come in any more. So I did the show I had a great time. I'm I'm on this high everybody. I take it easy see later than I walk out, not come back to the hotel room by myself. You know. Ah, that's depressing while yeah it is so what do I do? What do I do to combat the loneliness you know do why Do something positive! Now? What do I do? I fight ordering a hooker to just talk to. Instead, I go outside and I get to mediocre slices of pizza. A pint of ice cream, Pacifica that'll make me feel better overrated, New York, city pizza. I want to tell you why not because it sucks it's because everybody knows that its awesome. So so many people jump on the coattails that who don't nata make pizza like you can't walk more than

block and half in New York without finding a place that sell some pizza yet and does not always good that always fuckin good luck in castle of sudden having a good game. Son of a bitch, with the fact that I bet the charges for the charges went tonight All right I'll go to into this week can all poverty. Poverty is already got one in three hours, guys to send your condolences out there and tell him you're. No good luck for the rest, the season, because he is having an absence. The fucking horrific year this year. Adam, unregulated, I'm enjoying a joint get out, because I dislike the guy just talks, a lot of shit. You know who talk shit about gambling, so fuckin arbitrary you know that I just use that word: yeah did that are used directly. I dont know seem, like you know,

I so many words that I use that I've just heard them used enough times that I can kind of use them in a way makes sense trade. Does that mean it's random? It doesn't mean that, does it will work go. Look it up your fuckin bookworm. Yet I bet stuff that I know that you don't know, so anyway. The odd tonight I got it Jimmy Fallon shows fucking was amazing. It was a milestone in my personal career, in that I did not have to do stand up by actually just got to go out to sit on the couch, which is panel. And it was fine man Let me call as hell I known for back in the day. I don't know the shot, the ship with them, and then I went off on gold digging horse and then that was it we get out of there, lego. What good is the ban was laughin, that's all,

the good side at least that's how I gauge it. I gauge it on the banned, if you can. The ever. Since that time, I did. I did a cruise ship. What time granted ended up get fired cause? I started playing to the fucking bad, but what was it? positive played all these old people out there, the goddamn booking? Jeanne. If you listen, you lied to me, you call me up. You asked me to do a cruise ship and I said you know I don't really feel. Like I'm MA, I think my axe gonna fly on a cruise ship you're, always are a bunch of all people. This is what our young cool, though, cool Euro cruise ships because you know that's what all the kids are doing Are you guys old? Like me? I need you wonder what the kids are doing. That's what they're doing the same their money, so they can go on a cruise. What they do, and so you know I shot this fuckin crews. I told story before right.

First person, I see the boat is like this hundred and seven year old, Vietnamese, lady and she's, wherein that had that they have an almost Vietnam movies. When they're out the rice paddies, you know a thing, it looks I got a fuckin butternut. What you'd call it like a big ball. You'd have in the center of the table and you put fake fruit it. Yet it's like a hat, though, is flattened out. More so like a trash, can that no country has like a hat vibe right, like that thing underneath, like potted plant, that catches the water except it's not his heavy. You know somewhere between that and newspaper, is a Meda bamboo well, what the fuck is made out of, which he's wearing this shit. And she sound asleep with their mouths open and she's missing from. From our canines in on the person lowers all she has her muff workers

So maybe I'm like well, you know, I guess I was a professional, but it doesn't matter. I want to give my best show my best foot forward. Now I immediately just said well fuck. This up The only way, I'm not Bob, as if this fuckin ship sinks right now, so I onstage. Yet I followed this juggler who was killing. Of course, you know What don't how fuckin thing and then this guy A smiley dude? I thought? the story is out of the crowd. Was he came out and you're happy, as you know, a clap, your hands and they did it right, psyche miser just gonna ban on five foot, two eyes, a blue, but what those boys, but to do that, I bought my girl and they'll just jumped in.

You run into if I were to cover with pearls bumble bombarded rings at all those things you bet your life is under, but could sheet of? Could she will go cheek gucci? Could you go? sorry. I was a song off my first album. I ever got My parents are wanted a record and did they go on get me Zepplin? Did they get me a sea deasey? Now they got me sing along with Miss Miller and Again- and you know what I did dead until I realized it causes you to get the ship kicked out EU at recess yourself. Do you know what that's like coming out of the falcon Bulgaria, with bright orange chair, go animal jus, come all Bilbil able to come all come on everybody, rural, the Barrow. Well, a barrel of bone I'm trying to say. I was an outsider, so anyways, so I start playing to the fucking bad, because all these God, damn all people aren't laughing. So then I get defensive.

Get out of their coming, you guys, I guess he able we titanic they'll, just stare, Meanwhile, let me rephrase it. How do you people were on the titanic? in the other ground, but behind the curtain the band started laughing. So I just said: fuck it complained to behind the curtain. As I talk to these fuckin, this cocoon test audience. That's out in front of me, so long story short added up, get and fuckin, I don't fired, but I did not get asked back And evidently the captain wrote some letter to the age of will pass that. I never got it. You said I was offensive to all races. He said made fun of ahead handicapped because I made for midgets yeah, which I dont consider them handicapped aright if they're handicap, then so is a fucking eight year old because they can boast reach the same amount of shit. You know.

It. Also, the if you're gonna you forgot to use that then is an eight year old, temporarily handicapped he's antics. But he's gonna grow out of it. I dont look at that. Get little. People is being handicap, they're, just shorter than Danny to veto. It was a kind of show, is shit, as you know, all of a sudden, I'm like the worst person on the Fucking planet and I'm not. To be on the carnival crews line it out what it, what a great name for can crews right you're, it's already bad enough. It's a crews, and then you. To add the other bad genre, entertainment, the carnival and you put that in their look at TIM, Tito have a rough game, Tim Tito is the Danica Patrick of and NFL quarterback with that Jesus free? Kick the living shit out of me. If you ever heard me say that I really as though it's like the amount of fucking attention that that guy gets just because he's good looking and

Into the bearded baby rise get enough all we could just fucking when it gave the amount of jerseys we could sell to those genes. His freaks because you know what it is: Jesus freaks they like football to you know but No, they don't they don't want. They don't want to buy the jersey if you're, really, to the J Star there. You don't want to buy the jersey of some. You know shit talking, you know whore in gold chain wherein son of a bitch. You don't want that. You want day they want the clean cut ghetto. They want they want. Somebody like you know any time anything happened, see things that you thanks. Jesus, that's that's where they want to buy the Jersey. I so considering most athletes are

doing. What you are, I would do, which issued by a flash car get centurion. You go back some whores. Why wouldn't you can imagine that view a professional football players? Eugene? Do you have added a zillion dollars in a Lamborghini you're telling me Ethan? I gotta go out some horse this list there's something wrong with you. If you don't you're out of your fucking, tell you if you don't, and you go out and you get married right out of the gate. You get it that out a new wife someday, because she's not can appreciate the fact that you didn't bang. Those horse you know, she's gonna say some dumb shit like while you shit. Ben you wanna get Bay me she's, not gonna, get it he's, not gonna fuck, get it and she shouldn't get it. Does she doesn't have a dick, so she does understand. What's go Not she doesn't understand the yet out. It's like it it is like calling in an air strike. You know every fuckin two minutes, it's cool,

when in the location or whatever policies in the room ripe and die, What is with this radio shack, fuckin sound again the background I look at you know by an all new wires, it's it's going down all wires next week on redoing is like one of them: chip forces, fuckin cars- ah yes, which has caused calling an fuckin airstrike, therefore go on talking about Jesus Christ. Did you know you're the fucking debates I get into with poverty about Matt Castle give up, my castle filled in for Tom Brady, anyone eleven and five and everybody freak the fuck out acting like this I was was a level fucking quarterback. Because nobody was smart enough to realise that he took over in eighteen and one team and one seven less fucking games. Somehow they couldn't do that math and configure out that if he was it it just I don't I don't.

Fuckin started with that: ok Why is this pocket They not sound and right. You know what. Maybe the comedy will be that I'll sit here and flip out be: noise by my own equipment, even though I've I've I've been listening to a gradually shitting the bed, the last couple of weeks, whatever gives a fuck now making. New money off this thing and now start Karen. When I make money when I think about that, just you guys? Are you guys walkin around pick? a letter for free. I don't think so. Let me get me ass opinion on this total Russa, just retired. At what point should Stop dying your hair, you know all right right into you, like you like fifty, but at some point its everybody knows, you're dying here and there especially if you face like his face. The guy looks you know away

he had like shingles of some shadow. Make fun of people are diseases. I just thought he was old, but let's scratch all that. God bless him and his fuckin grecian formula by the way did they may grecian formula for redheads? You know if they dont will speak. We make a movie about that about oh, I'm getting bamboozled. Does anybody care about my plate. Exactly that. That's why care about yours. It's why make fun of fat people I make fun of away now give a shit I don't care about your plate. What you think about that? We should think anything. You don't know me can power. It was fifty minutes and I think this is gonna get so far God? I feel like shit, what an eight those two fuckin slices of peace in an entire pint of financing It was funny, as I was done, with the ice cream I was half way through the pint, but I'm gonna run that doesn't have any sort of refrigerator. So I don't want to go back.

I just showed the rest of it like that fucking tubby shit and seven wait. Although spaghetti owes number that. As I was do if I was on the biggest losers as well. Those trainers- I wouldn't train of my just storm at Saint there's. You feel fatty and there's the treadmill you make. Decision on go back, read the paper, oh god, it's like you, don't have problems. What about your problems? What people react, that way your problems? Foot? Would you like it? So The sweet to they have is lampshade, looks like this shit. They put inside one of those Boston, Fuckin eclairs. Is it a Boston Clear now the Boston, Kremer FUCK any act gives a shit. Who gives a shit this goddamn Jonah Rosa, make me fuckin work overtime.

Tell your selfish! That son of a bitch is thy believable! Oh, my god, I've got to tell the story and Open Anthony. Today I crashed into roses apartment. Sunday night right. So I'm sleeping on the couch. You know cause I'm fucking down to earth sleep on the couch in the thermal underneath my winter jack. That's how I do it. How I do I don't give a fuck. I do he goes. Any sleeps in the bedroom closes the door turns on the air conditioning. I don't know why are these guys he's here the egyptian and is used to being a part of him as used to living on the equator, and it just doesn't make any sense. It's called this time. You strike all that our what the fuck is deal is he's got the Fuckin air conditioner swords Cracked, so I wake up early to go to Opium Anthony and evidently he didn't hear me get up and he forgot I was staying there, so I just

when the door and he's got like this fucking, running boards on the back of the door, sort I'll just sort of Opel was loud. I opened it and he forgot was very thorough. Second act martyrdom Eddie, completely freaked out and all that was just started chicken. His legs underneath Underneath the sheets, those parties, what is up He didn't move. His lower legs are moving like he? Would you, like me, do the backstroke your legs move like like up up and down, but that he was doing that under the sheets, which is what the fuck look on his face. I gotta tell you something. I have not laugh that hard at seven fifteen in the morning since back in the day, when I would work, the comedy seller Mean Bobby Kelly and Norton would stay up all night, planchet S or whatever, and I would become an home like there's no fucking. I will never laughed at heart again without stay up all night long, it was almost like hurt, might hurt my fuckin insides,

To laugh that hard so soon after waking up a minute was still dark out and just watching this fuckin Are you something if you ever want to kill somebody they have to worry about getting scratched by the victim in having your dna under their fingernails Jodo Rosa is person you want to kill, because evidently well he's faced with fight a flight is in higher upper body shuts down any hickses legs like I don't know what like he was lacking. I love so fuckin harder, no on the back on all there was a rolled over on his side. He gave me the figure and went back equant even defend himself Jesus. And there's my Jody Rosa story? Would we ninety Married said, come on for fuck's sake. Why the fuck would I bet

every goes as you go down the field again, my castle looks great. He looks Vulcan I'm not saying the guy's, not a bad quarterback. Ok, I must say that the guy is not good quarterback. I'm just saying you know what the fuck you take. Over a team in the regular season that goes. Steam and I'll write you drive and a fairer just keep it on the road, and then it goes eleven five. He loses five more games, but none of the fantasy football player jackasses can understand. You know, because you can't die from extended, although looking at his eleven five, makes the playoffs usually, but we go fuck that year, but few counting down there will be like the pages when eleven five than he would. They were two guns you no six and forty nine. Now sixty six and ten right. Would you consider that a good but good for can turn around. That's right, Matt run off the field. I don't,

dislike Matt? I just want poverty to be wrong day ago. Sack is fuckin ass. Here, come the charges and fill up goddamn I need you to do is cover. I don't give a fuck if you went enough shit three disease in a you guys sitting here. Listening to me, Watch again, that's probably over by now and I shall not go over your fuckin head. You dumb can't spoken Idiot, the guy. The ball is gonna laminate. Twenty five yard line you supposed to catch that. Right is now works, you football players, past as the twenty a letter on the ends on this fuckin guy, let's Jesus Christ, whatever you know, it's great Paul is doing so bad, the shared the worst that can happen this week, as I can tie him

and that's like, as I miss two weeks of football clubs overseas. That's my excuse. Poverty has no excuse, alright, let's let's get into the, but let's get it to the other podcast questions. Here the week I billows just listen to an old podcast from two thousand eight and you just bought a set of training rings. I ever heard you mention them in a while some just wondering where are they now and at what point? Did you give up on being able to do an iron cross go fuck yourself, Interesting enough, you asked me what happened to me and sound in my year. This is what happened. I got in good shape. I really didn't have any place to hang those things. What happened to me as far as like that sort of strike one? I was at a pirates game. Two thousand eight. I tried to show off that I can fuck it bring my legs straight up and being the pike position, and I did it without stretching,

and I dont know what I did, but the next day it felt like Freddy Krueger, had raked those knives down my fucking stomach. What is wrong with this podcast come on. See that's what I do rather than boot, by new wires. I yell at the wires, come on cut it out. So that's what happened was every Do an iron cross. No, I wasn't any. You know what I hope that makes you feel better about your life, sir. I know it does. Did you fails the way I did with whatever I said I was gonna. Do. the Nazis? We have a new topics nazis. I was asking questions about for my people over in Europe. I have not even read this: I'm gonna, be. Paragraphs. Somebody wrote about the Nazis. Much on flying by the sea to my pants on this fuckin podcast you can barely here Z, Nazis, hey Bill First Ball Park. Ass was just listening to what I believe is the latest podcast, and you were talking about

I swear to God Fucking piece of shit. Why don't? I just go and buy new wires and how much of that fuckin cost. Do I need a whole new mixer suggest pathetic. You know, when we shows, are you not? I'm gonna plough heading. I was listening to the podcast to what I believe is the latest podcast and you, talking about the situation. Some countries were in being the or basically in a self preservation situated. You said something along the lines of what is title, the eleventh day situation. I thought I would just tell you about this documentary entitled the eleventh day it's about Hitler in the Germans, attempting to invade the island of Crete in Greece. Based. Really. What happens is that the Greek Army is already fighting the Nazis and other countries, so

nazis are coming to invade and there is no army there to defend the people. While what passed These two happens is a bunch of hasn't, including like old men, women, children, civilians basically go down and greet the knot he's a leap, paratroopers and proceed to begin to kill them with farming. Rules and such things fuckin awesome. Basically, it's a dime, mercury about the power of the human spirit and such as the Nazis, most elite paratroopers proceed to get scalped. How to get slapped around by a group of ragtag women and children with farming tools. Basically, these people stand up and say: no: It doesn't matter we will all be executed and torture. We will fight this evil bastard until the absolute and the german start ex execute entire villages of citizens by firing squad and all

Crazy horrible shit, but an only increases the resistance by these amazing people. These people are the shit, these people alike this is all true which why wouldn't be they're, like the real life action heroes that all these guys pretend to be once again, Name of this documentaries called the eleventh day. If you just type that into go the first thing that comes up, I believe, our highly recommended to both you and everybody was interested in world war to history and Hitler. I'm not do it justice at all, it's one of the most amazing, an emotional documents virtue. My live happily ever made a movie about this. This is like, can we actually want to do some set ups work, this ice cream, unlike inspired, some of the people not to fight the banks, I just want to do some vain. I'm such a douche, some of the people back then, are still alive and our interviewed, including some of the people leading the small resistant groups that were hiding in the mutton mountains and then coming down occasionally to ambush the Nazis or destroy

their airfields and stuff. That's fucking awesome. I'm so, but let me ask you this: what did they get the full brunt. Of the Nazi Army not to take away any sort of credit, I mean, did they bring most that shit to Germany, about Germany to bring You. Are England, Z, Blitzkrieg And then they were also fuckin aid occupied France. Fight, the fuckin Russians. They were To Norway via Fuckin Sweden theirs groups in Finland to fight off the Russians, epidemic Gimme, a thought they all over the fuckin place, but still just say good for them. Good for them on your eminence, I'm actually go check out for that. For those you have no attention span. Like me, it's called the eleventh day. All right. Let's go did the lamb? Is this week, dilemmas Like my fuckin wiring on the pike- yes, this week d,

This bill. If you had to make the decision tomorrow between becoming blind for the rest of your life,. Are losing your payments for the rest of your life, which one would you choose. In fact, you are really at the breaking Point with my dick you'd automate, I mean, I think, my best years behind me by Begun when I see a lot of cool shift. Ah, you fuckin whore comply for them. Never never get you out so fuck. You know, I think I have to choose Ah, you know this is one of these things where early on, if you choose having your dick you'll, be site that you kept your dick But then, when you eighty and you can't see,

Fuckin, where you Jerry Tall, is in your dick has been lifeless, for ten years, it's gonna seemed stupid, so in the long run. Having your eyes, you, mother, fucker, squid, joking around When I lose my penis, you don't even mean like it's, not gonna, work release. Hang there. You know just not do anything like some rusted out car in the front yard, some dishes house or outcome point lose it well, losing your penis for the rest of your life, which one would you choose. I've forgotten. I gotta goods take up my eyes. I gotta go blind because you're stuck by urinary track infections and all that she's gonna be a fuckin nightmare? Ok, you know I could still hear shit. I could still do stand up. I know a rough time with hecklers rose I know you're over in this general area

bet. You have a stupid short on yeah. I would choose my Dick choose my dick. Would you rather have sex with a man who used to be a woman. Or a woman who used to be a man. You read it why you guys get a heavy creeping ones, would rather have sex with a man who you to be a woman. I imagine it looked like what Chaz bono there's no fuck aware could do that. Or a woman who, to be a woman who used to be a man without a doubt. That's all the visual thing cost that that's at least gonna. Look like a woman. You know go fuck yourself mechanism. We was everything I worry about the dick do. This is fucking hilarity, so written by guys, like honourable Winwood right Would you rather fine true love.

Or just have this cream. That makes your face looking young for the rest of your life yeah, I'm belittling women right now. Why don't you guys right in a little more maybe cause you're massaging cut bill, you ever think of that nice point mice point by the Ladys aren't number three. Watch your we would you rather do watch your only child die. Of cancer or find a cure by sucking a dick. Well, I don't have any kids, so I don't know what that love is like, but I've heard it just whatever you do. It. It's only we dick their pocket. I blow somebody. Well, where would I go mentally for that? One, Jesus Christ? Emma kid has to live. MR don't have that whole in my heart for the rest of my life, you know.

That's than you noted Lomas. Would you rather have that hole in your heart that taste in your mouth? I gotta go to Dick and then just get a fuckin lifetime subscription to EL towards our dilemma: broccoli, shirt or pineapple pants? you're the broccoli shirt. I be worried that my dick would go through the pineapple hole and I get arrested, Worse, maybe bees would land on my nuts. I wasn't. He one number five bill. Would you rather give up blowjobs forever me per Only or get em assuming mean getting them or give up, these forever? can't have anything that has cheese in it I'll yet factories there through that's easy, fact Evan. I got him also others an ice nice fuckin softball. I was an easy one.

Get blown by oh geez, which one share bono or rue Paul. Jesus see below my brains out. I gotcha go jazz. Bono, for the simple fact that chance. Would be justice disgusted, as I was. The other table we, attainment of that would be would all would be worth it. You know Why would you come in and be a do, should have this fuckin attitude and be walking around like I actually found him sexy and they would just annoyed the fuckin shit out of me, but the fact that I could be with Chaz bono that the fact that neither one of us wanted to do it

there was no way we had. We could get out other out of the room. You know my god she's we'd both need therapy. After that, you know. Well Jesus having any easier heart, never seven bill. Would you rather go a year without being able to wash your hands ago a year without brushing your teeth off without wash my hands that fucking doubt without a doubt. Yeah now I can't let you fuckin teeth, go your body and mind you. Let your teeth go. Then. You know chew your food right there Goes down the stomach and big clumps, then you have said what problems which leads to intestinal problems with the problem in year age. It's all connected jaw connected just you fuckin hands. You know. What am I gonna? Do I go year without. You know- and I wouldn't help anybody with anything.

Can you get me how this now now not until fuckin? October thirty, first, the two thousand twelve go fuck yourself. Would you rather have a mouth that opened and closed vertically instead of horizontally Orange that doesn't make sense, your mouth opens encloses vertically you mean my lips. Would rather have my lips verdict, and I it encloses like l Better doors, I believe, that's what you mean ass, the horizontally instead of vertically, I definitely take a weird look and ass. You know If you see that you're already like me, it up Can accept me who I am at that point. We looking at my fuckin v, nickel, ass duties, not vertically. Ass. It went horizontally instead of vertically whereas we are you're right. I take that yeah who's gonna notice.

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Thanks fool around and you know all the normal stuff, but now it's it's pulling teeth together to stop complaining and have announced a fun she could. She claims is because birth control? Giving her mood swings so form so she got off it and no changes because I want to say that could have because that stuff, you know, affects women My house, you don't know how but darkness as she gets off it for four months and no changes. How do I tell her? She might just be a bitch and need to know The count countries should off you. To say that without calling I have a don't ever go the name calling group for its walls districts. Back full and then also it just kills any sort of credibility that you have. You know what I mean that now were ever ever. Do that Collins thing in a relationship. You know if your, if you're in yelling at some other driver on the road, that's when you break out your phone

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