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Monday Morning Podcast 11-4-19

2019-11-04

Bill rambles about Pats/Ravens, old man shit, and fighting a cat.

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hey what's goin on its bill burn is time for the monday morning podcast from monday november forth thousand and ninety what's going on how are you going that's good to know i am going to be this week comics come home 25th what come on with the danish leary care merely the camera cancer house in all types of stuff great stuff it's gonna be a night at the boston gad and can it be an incredible line up i think it's all sold out there might be a few tickets left go on line talk to a scalper whatever the hell it is you do another announcement here they fuck is it
our scrolling scrolling scrolling the eighth annual the tree so neil comedy benefit is gonna be monday january twenty seventh twenty twenty it said p m getting new york city includes yours truly ronnie jane jury goal sam oral andrew showed ciphers sounds rich bars poverty and roy would juniors still adding people to this thing special guess what not can be fantastic take it seven five bucks tickets can be purchased at the theatre box office one thirty one was fifty fit street new york new york one zero zero one nine call the city center tickets at two one to five eight one one to one
two or directly on my website a billboard com i believe will take you to a link it spent such a great benefit all these years and is really helped out to people that patrice loved and was taken care of our right that is the deal ok and last but not least lee tomorrow these are the fuckin cried the salute leave fucking hilarious what are my favorite people in this business todd rex his jesus christ looking a body just decide you get in here as i taught rest new special there's new special will be airing on all things calmly you two page on monday which is today beautiful mass ok then let's get this one's lastly but not leisurely
we added a late show a man was tat i see on january six that's a monday pre sale tuesday the code is b u r r goes on sale to the public on friday the others can be fun why are you there on a monday night they cause i'm gonna go to the memphis grizzlies gave on tuesday and i'm gonna drive down a new orleans and go to the fuck in new orleans pelicans game on wednesday and then i'm done with the nba up into a home game of everybody in the league to add in major league baseball in nfl football now the innate shell audit work carolina in vegas and i should be knock and those out and i'll be all done and then i can just move onto moto jp fuckin formula one or whatever the fuck it else i have to figure out how to keep myself out of trouble here on the road
as i wear my bony pay these sober falcons finger rapture you need it lena view will ease it's all right with that let's get to let's get to what the fuck everybody wants to hear me talk about i already know i bet i got an alot of extra listeners for whatever reason and the walter more area let's talk in itself a ball web bad bad but it open it up i was in the air flying accused for this for all of football sunday but landed in time watch my new england patriots play baltimore ravens i get it much is discussing the lab site that was a fucking great game more came out and just scored it will ran right through a deal it's like it was fuckin border
all of a sudden erupt seventeen nuthin right you know you think fuckin bilbil checks gonna put up with course not do you think the fucking patriots don't have primary that shit we fuck and adjusted to wherever there what they were doing which is beyond my comprehension of the game of football by little flat screen tv here i don't know what the fuck happened while the sudden come roar and back was seventeen thirteen or some like that i want the fucker was it the half then it was ok you're come the patriots and this baltimore ravens fuckin some like a short your pack and i don't have a reference and they hung on and they may one quite quite impressively and
i was very impressed with lamar jackson in that we contained many wasn't running all around the failed and he showed that it could be a fucking pocket passer i was amazed and how well when we took away that facet of his game dead we're still able to just stand in the pocket so i think kid as a long career headed them because i was worried when i saw him running around like a fuckin running back which is never a good thing for company games you went in how many fucking he's getting it is never a good plan of attack rebecca running around like a running back as he's gonna get hurt like a fuckin run it back and then you gonna be fought but what i saw yesterday i forget judge somebody i want fucking game which is always a crazy thing to do i think he's got along amazing career ahead of him and not to pat myself on the back
but didn't i say i've been saying this all year the patriots having been playin anybody would kick in this which is good but our season starts we play the falcon raven watch espn probably on your page region which is business that espn they just have you're fuckin channels three or four thereby seventy two hours of sports that they have to fucking every two hours they have to fill up every single fucking day the games so come it's all night so what are you there's nothing they can do other than light their fires on their heads on firearms are light they had on fire and scream crazy shit all day hope and you're gonna stop and watch it that's basic we the business there therein
because the internet has has come along and taken amount at the fire can then they fuck and have a dash needs there so don't listen any shit right depression it's all right where they are every fucking year you know for more often than not they go under win the superbowl so i am not concerned is a patriots fan there's a lot of positives on this game is far as like i love when the patriots go and play a team in the play off that we already lost too that's been good for us every year this fuckin happens we come and the fucking chiefs kick the shit out of us as the added a break it off it may maybe this is porno skin never fucking know but delays to the baltimore ravens played a fucking great game great defence the hopeful
can t just look really good and the less angrier harbour a brig record against us so i figured it was gonna be a tough game seventeen nothin i thought we were gonna get smoked in and then we came back at that way maybe we're going to win this game i had no like predictions of the game like whatever was happening was well allows i called teaches what's gonna happen now this is putting should happen so i don't know shit i'm just a fuckin committing watches is dumb shit gets fuckin you're crazy about so actually set out a tweet during the game making fun of one when the fuckin ravens players as far as i keep broke up a pass this corner back and i said he proceeded to fuck and celebrate celebrated if i was stranded and figured out how to make a boat
i'm trying to think when in my life i could ever do something that would cause me to stand up green do they heavens and thumped my fuckin chest i mean it's just the funniest fuckin thing and every time i do this right all these i will go and like right builders jokes getting old you're fucking did the stupid clint eastwood him on the front line you fuckin hacks don't even look to see that forty people already sent that you dumb can is i've maintain with give the gifts is for fun for somebody or jeff whatever the fuck it is for somebody who isn't funny enough to write a joke they like job p days for all you guys say that i'm just as old man i've been doing that joke and speaking of comics come home i did it on comics come home and like nineteen ninety six
ninety ninety six so i was fuckin to twenty eight years old so this is an old man shed spends slowly it was enough nineteen ninety six that i had already done a bid on it and killed four about now that's just back when like this touchdown celebrations forgetting ridiculous like they were running out of ideas and then there was becoming more and more there was a great one as far as i can dickie was celebrating was the forty nine hours this week will look fucking great by the way the 49ers and oh it also speak about seattle sneaky pete up they're coming back i miss the game but fucking beat aaron rodgers in the green bay package i believe in limbo in overtime gotta watch
for those guys to this alleged sometimes all the sudden steiner fuckin show it to get it we did was we gonna win it my head is on fire look at me i'm saying crazy things anyway the forty nine is one thursday night football too that the still they think that the last undefeated t any anna fell so two pages don't want it to share out the forty nine is to win it because i just want them to shut up the stupid fuck and seventy two dolphins europe with a dumb fucking and a faded record what what what did they do fourteen if danes sixteen seventeen and oh the pages when eighty nano until they lost to the giant but for some reason it's not a whole season then that's not beating what the fuck they did even though they did one more fucking game
he had a when less gay dolphin in none of it makes sense it's like ok great back then when you know there was fuckin one game on in the market and there was no fuckin pressure i'm just trying to win the game and they played the superbowl during the afternoon great job styles anyway now just took now totally over correcting obeyed stone amazing compliment but i'm just second here in every year that that they they pop champagne that's it is that their cell abrading somebody else's failure that's what exam annoying but continuing on it so the forty nine hours one on thursday and corruption phenomenal ass to this do he catches it the guy runs like three yards to get the first down take a fuckin for yard pass he catches i think the whole paul play
like six seven yards was the first down and they got that first down than grapple could take a couple unease in the game is over the due to caught the ball you can't tell me this is all bad shit the guy somebody's like anything running i like slipping the foot he celebrated more joe montana did when he threw the ball the john taylor because he a boy s ball for six fuckin yards for a first fuckin down to help a regular season game are right this is that old man shit this is also not i this is this what fucking annoys me about it is alas there as in the less they aren't you fuckin talking about because it keeps happening these are legit celebrations these are not people play but the motions this is eager driven building brand get yourself on
i spent or whatever to try to make even more money i just to stop it doing the three hundred yell because you gotta first down in the second quarter it's the damage package i just wish i had the nerve to walk away from sports would give a shit but like its becoming for me like driving in l a words like this at what point are you gonna expect them to do what they do every fuckin dead look this guy yet i we can't get his fucking now he goes from the lane on rights of the lane on the left and leaves like the back corner of his car still in my lane cuz he's such a self involved la person cuz he's like well i'm in the lane
be concerned with anything behind me basically the rest of my car then the dumb ella confronted me can't fuckin nut she ain't that little fuck entail light that's in our lay now and will just sit there rather than going like half a container into the bike lanes and continuing the progression of our late i slipped out every single fuckin type i wish i just knew how to do like the fucking videos and ship whatever growth which is just let it out like a like it's great you're right you guys play with passion nobody celebrated when i was a kid so that's why i don't want anybody else to sell there was no celebrations whatsoever birthday parties everybody stared at the floor
just stop a broader whenever something to celebrate basically now against that it be like if a fucking ocean liner came in it was just say you need the tie the thing the fuckin dark and you need do you need a tie it down and ten different places and after the one you tied down you still is still a problem when you gave me the other fucking night the person who tied down the first one ignores other nine that's fucking thought but his chest it's fucking stupid regular seasoned gave jesus fucking christ going at a quota mikhail again momentum we will put a fucking play i've series we fuck in one
first to games in their building and then some fuckin idiot on the other team star tat will come out they better watch out we're coming out with a view to moving unique with eu debt and fuckin gain three and that fucking but care was just like what you should be doing that every night this is the nba total fuckin pro we play every night the fuck are you guys been doing i would be concerned about if i was a raven span right now is if somebody on the ravens then says something fuckin stupid witches dumbest thing shit talking is the dumbest should ever all it does is just ass the other guy up i don't understand you're losing and you feel bad here's something the latch onto our done at another the uniforms on thursday night archer but for all you guys say that i'm doing this old mansion i've been talking about this since nineteen ninety six ok
i was twenty eight years old no crow's feet i had my whole life adam and i was already talking about i'll fuckin stupid it was go fuck yourself now right let's talk about some funds should boss improvements are five game winning streak taken today it against the fact in pittsburgh penguins and then we get them they hated much we all canadians maybe you know they might be a little hung over from celebrating the montreal exposed first world series went there washington nationals terrible game you're game i saw the first gave in the year it's the phillies affected sectors they have gone on to beat the fuckin the raptors who was the next and then we had come back when it gets the box
i didn't see any those fuckin gave i just want to tell you what do you want from me but i'm paying attention i'm looking at stuff when i get there and i'm gonna fuck i'm gonna the approach of their that's probably nephews nieces that's why i'm gonna get an oligarchy of sizes get them all the fucking gear eurasian right then go out the fox borrow patriot place i'm doing the fuckin uncle i'm doing the uncle run right to get him all the time sport shit he's not into sport i don't give a fuck they haven't where it anyways what the arts get em we're patriots jersey this save him from a fuck i have taken on the bus alright you guys who love to celebrate when you haven't even completed the job yet
i never said jerry rice celebrate like that ever career and i watched and went through superboss i didn't see him show more emotion than that guy showed catching a six yard pass to game nine of the seasons are a trick a tree everybody trick or treating with my love for the first time halloween party every year every year third annual and it's always kids lula's age or younger which makes it a really cool party has everybody sort of like in the same age range you don't get bigger kids then at border being toys are other younger kids hands and knocking kids tat had been out kids on again and surely just becomes it becomes its free we in our future
behind the scenes of prisons it's very much the same you know might makes right if you let somebody take your toy then you looked upon as weak and then it itches all kinds of stuff happened people parents interview in the field and more cautious starts to happen so we keep an ear so this year was based three years and younger air was fuckin are sometimes get out a great time we're all joking at the party have to close with bubbles once the bubbles come out that's it that's a rap ok sort you who is he have the whole party this colouring this games everything's going good the some music the written food in any given dessert and then right as they start to have the sugar crash and everybody starting to get a little grumpy be passed out the bubbles they go i could not stay run off that last british sugar and then they fuckin tired and then that's a rap are i thought that's what we're doing blood
that's our usual handle any kid party we have but on than the hollow we one for the time ever i got to take my daughter out to go trick or treating we had a practice practising all week you don't she told the little bucket scars go take a tweet thank you mr wynn that all week and it was only time to go and she was so friggin excited but then we go up to the first the first house just pick one of those streets where was just like you know those perfect houses where their close to each other flat street i mean it was a madhouse look like the mall can a day during christmas rush right and so my daughter was just taking it all in like wow you know so we can walk up to the first house spiders in a ghost and all that stuff
daughters excitement she just got like super shied she just kind of walking up she's looking at me and also coquet had got said he just lock up big barely whispered she said to me a person's ok all you look curing put the candy our little bucket yourself size eternal just smile me as like say thank you she's a frank you that's you away then she gets it tat i see took a twenty year old say by the third house she was like walk up to the things you solve social a young twenty way yellin out costume he was freaking out like in a good way looking at all the other kids hollowing carson the bigger kids came by just up like a ghost and when she saw it she flipped out it's just
the kids friends laughed thought really cool they should get that excited though some other kids just like the others dinosaurs in one of those races like baseball games where people were like those big dinosaur suit that looks twenty two way like the dinosaur moves as the person's running there was a lost reminded that and everything was good but there is always that one fucking creepy house ones where they d have to train scarier any get like a fuckin three year old with you in your like tank please me you know not to do so we can walk well it's just this guy sitting there with a really briefly look at mask on a younger kid i just got the virus on my guide sums gonna happen here so how my daughter close by right wing
i just came walking up around the cage a trio just like somebody i could try to make it like the town but please don't do this please talk it by daughter a fuckin complex her so we get the candy and i looked at there was nothing there were like a shrub and then i realized one of his friends was in there you they hit you something to grab to try and like fuckin scarier it's like i'm walking with a toddler morons but anyway with with the rest of it was all i can get an arm over little pale a candy was like lead shit fill up and get in heavy so if you like sweetheart you want you want daddy to carry that you want daddy to carry she be like
dial carry i not tired or at least she was worried that if i started caring he's gonna think she was tired he was gonna be over and i gotta tell you something we walk the better part of a mile like she walked someone so this neighborhood having such a good time in europe i take her out for walks stuff and i can in no regret around when she's gonna start like being like ass to be picked up ever which i never do i will make sure come on you're more say almost a tough tough right then she walked like what's that distance and never complained she was so freaking excited and then i would i said i said lady of europe but all filled up here we gotta one my house ok she goes ok it was totally cool about it
and and she came home you know was recap and the whole thing to my my lovely wife you know it was finishing up with the party there and all that type of stuff and talking to her and the next morning course she's asking for candy for breakfast on like a can of candy for breakfast you can have it you know after your dinner tonight after you stop and she was already seen how she wants to go again next year but like by bodies already told me they would say listen the first time you take a kid trick or treating that's top five dad moments as far as the first ten years of their life and i get i definitely lived up to the hype so if you're gonna be a new parents do not miss out on that cause it's whenever you take him out because it was it was fuckin awesome anyway ok ploughing through here
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never go to the post office unless she collects steps unless you one of those people write those people who fuckin kill butterflies and nail him the cross of the fucking little felting there whatever the hell they do finally there there inherently fuckin strange people mean you just give us have there's something that's to begin that's the beginning of eventually having somebody's femur in your goddamn soup right to make it more flavorful inhuman soup is that our jeffrey dahmer started proceeded stamps collection and moved on a butterfly then you just settle pounds donna jogger it's fucking nuts
i keep em this reoccurring dream that a mountain line every time one of my my driveway i was worried that mountain lion fight my daughter gets too far away from me a mountain lion or anything like that what it is every time just being a fucking parent length of the fucking stephen king shit that goes through your goddamn head and i've picture like alice like hell of like in my head worked out how i would kill a man line which you know i wouldn't clean if you really honest with you self you can't even beat up a house kaliko fucking cat besides is going to start clawing you up what can you do other than that i'm getting caught up by a house cat dance that's what you do for the first buckets consider bodies dealing with the shock of what's going on we're thinking fuckin freddy krueger jus like five times
for me the signal even gets to your goddamn brain right there fucking scratched and by the time you think to grab this little fucking six pounds thing throw it at the wall is hard as you can write leaving it imbedded in the war i'm just gonna c4 peony peter people their upset you don't you fuck it i'm ciera slot up so i figured would like a mountain line gets also a cat if you just fuckin apply the same theory to that if their things gonna hit me five the five and understand what the fuck's go around like i'm dead so what have really worked out is if anything like that happens i have to sacrifice myself
the mount line and hope that he takes the supersize meal is fucking morbid shit war bill which could do is get yourself some sort of firearm or at least some sort of weapon is also right to i don't wanna analysing the goddamn shit all i know is i was standing in line at the at the supermarket and see this fucking magazine it to ninety percent of all species of fish are gone from the ocean right classic thing and i'm like oh my god what are we can do about it is like nothing monies that time a man made salmon and it's like that's that's why i had all of this fact people screaming and yelling like
it's like what are you saying about the fact that ninety four an efficient what is more fuckin important than that maybe that's while they celebrated sports is what's fuckin annoy me because it such a fucking individual ego me me me me me fuckin thing and listen all these fuckin assholes talking about gender twill bathrooms in all of this fuckin shit when meat ninety percent of fish are gone ceo from exxon was talking about how long they knew spraying all of the importing although these fossil fuels and others stays in the atmosphere for ten thousand years what it was going to be doing what is more important than just being able to survive on this planet
like i just blows my think because that shit michael i it's over welcoming to me too is self can over wellmere that we're just gonna is this how we're gonna go out just nit picking at each other about stupid little social things are you supposed to say they were where's jesus gonna come back and start pulled him out of a bucket we're out of fish sirmium memes whatever the fuck i'm supposed to say jesus fucking christ the problem is everybody thinks whatever is happening to them is the top of the fucking list of what we should do this is the time to be humble
i'm fucking done was so she i'm never even so she again until i see that fucking number drop drastically in the other direction i'm all right with manmade salmon i deserve it whatever that man made salmon does to me i fucking deserve it done it i've never gonna do a goddamn rally got arrested save the fish fucking rally i think we're going to figure all of this shit out i think a lot of us are going to have to die and i think that that's a good thing and now we gotta get we gotta just another stout airy ninety percent of the fish are it's because we are eating all of them because there's way too many of us
and we are the part of the balance of nature so percent of fish are gone and i gotta watch you fuckin screamin in yellin cause you got a first down past a password i can first down first dumping and yes i do think it's all connected aright and i am part of the fucken problem to i am definitely part of the fucken problem you know what's funny is you know how back in the day it was always like old man was talking about all he didn't have and how how spoiled the kids are today you know you could walk up rose sugar java shop and called for bail other shoe or sing a kitten
but i got to school right it's now i think it's gonna go the other way all the kids after us are going have to pay for our sins every single fucking room have to have our hats in our hands and they're gonna be like like dad got a buttered turner today why in my day this would then the supermarket and bought what are you wanted i don't know it's gonna get fucking weird it's going to get weird but you don't call me can stand you to celebrate our individual accomplishments i would be the big the douchiest fucking comedian ever if i fuck if i fucking
the bit was a guide the grocery store back in a grocery stores and any starts to an enzyme dance if i sell indeed after every joke that i told they got a fucking laugh you be like this fuckin guy is the biggest wouldn't it be i'm watchful oh he's just having fun he's details jokes with emotion our doing sunday football the wrong way around here we go we go is a guy gonna tell us how to do it the right way hey billy brag bow difficult all right am i gonna do a fucking debts november twenty seventh when i break sixty eight days
the other fucking night i guided and stand up unlike for five days i literally get depressed if i don't do stand up to something about it it it it keeps me fuckin in a good mood all right may because i'm walking around and i want you to do bag celebrate in every five fucking seconds and then i'm seeing there's no fish left and unlike why is everybody so excited k i know those two things are next it but my world they are in fact and it brings me down man so then i go down and see my ego i go stage i do my little fucking debts up their people fuckin applaud and all that shit i was wearing a helmet onstage and at the end of my settlement of pocket taken office just start screaming people so i have a couple of good sense and i got off stage i don't know what the fuck was i was like i wanna get that the commerce door cuz i want to get in my car i want to drive over to the next to somebody
roughly my age that room was one read darkened and all these facts and people were torn and i want to get absolutely fuckin should face i don't know what it was dont know what it was stead i fucking drove past it and i went over to where i had a bicycle because i smoked if somebody me if i can t white boy paid for a air called cuban cigars to fuck you and cigars the fact that ninety percent of all affect this fuckin guy gives me this goddamn cigar right now this nice guy gives me cigar ok that's fucking guides the fucking cigar you know fucking caught it as i'm going delighted its rap two fuckin tight and outside of trying to fuck and drink some extra thick milkshake for an ice pop none of my goddamn head
the guy the cigar falls apart and i was so fucking past the next i went down and just bought a nicaraguans cigar that smoked great sid fine didn't fall apart down with them i've done with them unless you fucking know somebody who knows i was hanging with somebody who was like that actually i'd legit you but then i will suck a delicious conversation with that guy about he was i got to understand is there anything worse than having a box nice guys it somebody asked for one say don't argue with cigar guy and they say yeah and you give it migos you don't even have to finish it it was in a state and then if i can turn your back and the fuckin asshole has put the thing out
we have the cigar left any slobber though with a bottle of the final third of it like you fuckin asshole anyway email doing sunday football the wrong way i been listening to you get upset about directv the last few weeks i'm over i'm actually excited now that i don't have the eta sunday take it i like only happening a few games it's perfect i think i may have a solution have you ever heard about and fell red zone yes i have if not definitely check it out i watching it on sunday for the last five years and i think it's too this way to watch and it fell gags basically it puts between games in lifetime and shows you the most important plays and dry i have said are happening it is awesome if your team isn't playing the moon most important games if a team is blown out they won't show
the game anymore so it's not like you're wasting time no commercials added shows all the afternoon games definitely a great service at an obvious heard of it but definitely worth checking out i said for free online but some people get it for free in their tv packages well streaming it for free sounds like it's illegal sire i don't like fucking people over like you play provide a service i don't have a problem pain for that does sound interesting i think i was going to go back to what i used to do when i was a kid i just watch the patriots every week i wanna watch their game every week and then i'll watch whatever i mean they usually a local the local is usually a pretty good game but what's in this fucking la market so we got two teams which always sat back in the day when i lived in new york
can worst when i first move their physical warrant good there are ninety five years before parson he's got there the giant in between parcels and in time careful and so on just the one a clock aim was the jets in the four pluck aim was the giants vice versa every fucking weak and other than the two times a year when the patriots who play the jets was just there was the falcon worst so maybe i'll give that a shot up i'll try and take a look at that but i think i think i just like watching what game whenever this whole world's just to fast for me i feel you got a shot shake you know then negotiate goes to the grocery store can handle with any fuckin hangs himself jesus billy headed get to their yeah i did
making a suicide i have this thing you know out in santa monica which always the four or five is the mother fucker out here i know what to do i don't give a fuck you live on either just one side or just to the other side of it if whatever your meeting as you have to go underneath that motherfucker it's gonna take your goddamn such already gonna take me all goddamn dave to go from one side to the other and should i get the heads up for my neighbors outstanding my driver egos it's just a fucking not house down there down the end of my story and i just saw bompard a bumper traffic like eleven in the morning i'm like what is going on some asshole those threats to kill himself and he was standing on the fucking overpass which up a whole highway which i don't understand why why they just rope off the lane that he's gonna jump down onto europe i guess
because he could run over to the other side jumped down and somebody spoken when shield and make people in a dry by in school and tell him to do it but this one fuckin guy through need to jump the what the how much it fucked up traffic lost angelus i swear to god like if i was attacked risk group had set out we don't need a blow ourselves up do we just go there just stand on a bridge and threatening jump will derive a fuckin bridge and allay will shut the whole fuckin city there will just keep doing that commerce will be going bad and trucks or will be phenomena be fuckin phenomenal by the way fires are gonna get put out some man i gotta give it up to the data the firefighters come down there amid the job that they are doing is it's unbelievable its unbelief will the amount of fucking people
houses that are in jeopardy and their batting average barely anybody dies you'll lose some homestead always socks but like what they do is it's fucking it's incredible slackened and credible just waiting for one of them they get interviewed whose good looking enough and it is good enough shape that allies response to it is going to be firefighter workout make you put on clothes hiking up the mountain not putting out a fire your birth in calories and get you getting that sexy fire fighter look right reptiles their bill the burg oh by the way you guys have former navy seal who said epstein didn also
i think he just started something i think you just fucking started something it's really a whole thing is really not funny if tax was murdered like all these experts are saying it's because this bunch other rich guys out here that we're doing those horrible unspeakable fucking thing the two kids their system it's just what is it about money money do you need to have that you're gonna look the other fuckin way to protect that i just don't fuck and get it don't get anyway reptiles hey build their build a burke he really had a section of the park cast about reptiles and their lack of emotion commodo drive
it's probably the best example of this but the most common tat reptiles surprisingly emotional different ways that usually only become clear after a few months of exposure i had no idea i was a reptile guy until i got one well if you weren't tat guy why did you go on get a fuckin lizard they can be more like traditional pets than we might first think our fuckin leave him alone did dragons friendly in play for sorry i have to look up with a bearded dragon
two afraid to come out of the closet out cheese is welcome bearded dragging out to fuck that thing that's gonna kill em not gonna lie all if they thought i had on it you know i go methods some clear about that i'll give you out ok still really does looks like sought me should leave in our resolve somethin i don't have that you fuckin house the way their generally friendly and playful frilled dragons the ones that run on their hind legs with jazz cheeks extended oh my god stock that are very much like cats extremely emotional
it's a fucking little dragging running on the back of its god damn feet across my house always damn is like a whore moral cat all year round i don't want one of those the scientific name for a fridge again is the wool club claire my thesaurus chingy the name didn't stick the king of std chlamydia stomach the vets that specialise in reptile care crawled her vets so obviously there's some filthy fuckers behind naming this stuff my immediate thesaurus whatever the fuck king is called slaps see the pictures i don't have the anyway you were right about computers there chilean is fuck but not all
reptiles are cold in death i'd summary can be very expressive surprisingly sweet and some kin i lost all the words it can be downright emotional or can be done right emo i love the special at the park yes all things coming up his family thanks and go fuck yourself i don't know reptiles are just the other day i i you know that person in the bar you just know i'm not fucking with them that's what reptiles they get the same fuckin looking face look in their eyes are built but where would you go ok dear billy downtown a cop this licence but when loss angeles o capital w h had when less angelus can sustain itself anymore and trucks
bringing food into the city start slowing down where are you going to go establish yourself as a pretty secretive guys expect you to tell us where's your safe haven land is located outside right i have nothing i don't have a helicopter guy got enough it was a crane the idea and then i just got into helicopters it was more the crew i dare made me look at a helicopter than i just got into anyway because but it's also sounds like you might not have them in place plan you ask i didn't ask then the next here too i am buying a cheat cabin in maine near a lake with fish a fresh water well and land to grow shit they go for us fifty grand yeah good luck keeping up you think everybody just going to stay in the city and fucking die their legs fishing
i tell you it's gonna be safe as the people who just leave society and can live out in the mountains like goddamn grisly fuckin atoms those people those people will be fine hopefully but you know if we keep doing what we're doing in just as the temp place is gonna be effected a knowledge and so on and the fact that these still debating it and there still throwing money against like the studies of it it's insane it's fucking insane i don't wanna talk about fucking faggot there's nothing you do need credit card that bill situation i got into a cycle of paying the minimal motto my credit card i've been there i've been there we ve all done and after while my credit card else now sits at around nine grand this
before i get married a couple years ago fast ford to now where my wife and i share bank accounts so she is unaware of this debt here's the kicker we both have jobs of money and our joint account to wipe out their credit card balance without making things tight for us together you have always six figures and investments in very little left on our mortgage i also have my own business account that does not have access to that i also have my own business account that she does not have access to that i can cover the balance of my probably without her noticing my question is clean and say i have this debt theirs bothering me and i just didn't know how to bring it up from my business account a move all my life i feel so dumb just making these minimum payments each month but i can easily
however the amount well considering the fact that you get the fuckin money in common from a good play she went barest and all that i would just be honest with you i don't guess that big a deal if it's just all right it's all of that debt and you know your wife thought you will finance ok and then you're actually the exact opposite ok it's just you guys are still ok you just nine thousand dollars less ok i would get rid of his great you must paid off your mortgages another huge thing i think you're in the perfect place that if you were gonna tell her i think you'll be ok i need only overrun houses
the ceiling storage runs through all this shit you dont use our disguise singing sing and my song here and having to kitchens are all luxuries that no one really needs absolutely what the fuck you need fifty in feed ceilings for like how wide open it is going to fuck out i think that this is start being the prevailing sort of maybe i don't know what underrated mail slots connected to your house regularly into your home it's perfect the usps the government is trying to make me put a mailbox at my house oh man male ladys male people don't have to walk drive to walking more yes it snows here and i forgot however one day and then than they deliver my mail for a week now they want
to pay money for a mail box and also shovel the whole goddamn curve in street front of my house i saw the piles of snow we end up being too three feet high on average of shot up fucking pussy get out there and shovel the god damn snow i guess that's a type of ice the love that shit in fighting the fucking snow plus i liked it everybody else and on the fucking streak waiting and you didn't says something about you ever do no blood remind me of ice to work with somebody back in the day when i worked whereas he would eat like fucking a wings and a barbecue sauce oliver his face in his beer to be like jesus christ to wipe your face any those what's the point just gonna get all messy again any would just continue to eat until the end then he would why
his face off that one thing if he was trying to be innovation is environmentalist as something a list he was trying to fuckin saved napkins that's one thing but you just can lazy fat fuck wanna keep shovin food is mouth some are that reminded me of that with you just forgot what the fuck and snow plop it's just gonna melt and me was the boy underrated indoor parking amateur before your old guy and was constant and this year i got a job after graduating from school and moved into my own apartment that has undergone parking this is a sammy life i've been able to park my car indoors at prices and my parents house they got the garage and at school we only had a driveway this weekend we got our first chance of snow for the year eighteen degrees fahrenheit when i left work on wednesday not only did i not after brush off my car in warm it up but when i got
the car it wasn't freezing all summer the car wasn't even thousands of greece when i got in it i didn't realize what i was missing missing out on until i had an out the fuckin best it's the best too that garages are for cars therefore cars for drums gotta catch myself here i hate that shit like where when people like take care of the cars they just leave them in the elements open the garage door and piled up with your shit it's fucking unreal its unreal so i dont have wanted do that i dont i'm not in the fucking flutter
is a certain degree of it that you're going to have to have but i always make sure all the toys are picked up at the end of the day i just i don't know i got this weird thing with that shit i like my garage is super fucking clean i got the epoxy floor he could fucking eat off of it i sweep it up i keep it's fucking nice work out station here i got my old truck here i got my little fuckin place why play my drums but i don't have a thousand fucking rakes in fifty million i don't know leftover goddamn did you just never throughout suitcases and boxes and all that crap i must say in our action clodagh they have to get rid of one about i've been really weeding out and not bringing anything else in the house so having said that for you people out there you know
who come out to my shows in everything yeah i just did the fact that you showed up more than enough anything on my fucking house and when you give me something when is something that you took time to work on to make i have too much guilt to throw it out and then i got this fucking thing right so you know i'm good i appreciate the gesture all of that shit just you showed up you good where i get that out so anyway that is the progress congratulations to the ravens mandate they they were like starting to see the arafat whenever brady's gonna leave you know this could be an interesting thing i would love to see a game now raven first the chiefs to see the young bucks the newport
generation is discontinued cause whose carried no oh girl fucking tired it better those getting i'm never going to stop watch i'm just teasing you guys about the celebrating i do think it's fucking it's like funny it's stupid it's worth it is fuckin ridiculous and like i said and you can make fun of me everything but you want to pull that old man card i've been doing that joke says one thousand nine hundred and ninety they did it on tv and ninety six which means i had the joke firmly since ninety five twenty six twenty seven years old to go fuck yourself i was in my point i was all this the people were doing that celebrates the go fuck yourself i will continue to make fun of it and as much as you guys say the joke is getting old i got twelve thousand fuck it likes yeah from twelve thousand men men maybe you're right i don't give a fuck her right go fuck yourself i'll check it out get on your on thursday go bruins they got back to back
that depends deny that they get the fuck and hated halves tuesday i'll talk to you soon
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