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if i don't do a lot of interviews and are not a good listener itself here we go for the last time i'm here about a benefit one just sure come out i just saw a comedian it's gotta be especially now familiar gotham comedy club or more day week in well how do you feel my album what you write i recorded in a given country more than we do it's on all the little media platforms of forty five hours if they are not very white guy question here you're wearing a philly sat right now i've learned this with black people that doesn't mean you're afraid do you have on maroon sneakers or do you really like the phillies i just like the hat i dislike the hat yet about our matrona bluetooth may my singing worn a few different ronald voodoo that and you have a baseball background correct yes and i learned

cargo curbs that's right you were right feel there i believe in the fifty six roused they don't have that round anymore you dropped in the fifty six routing the scouting for unused you could go deep but you couldn't get a curve but yes so what did you do to try to work on other than just guessing what did you do when you stepped up to play to try to get because fuck you i could ever hit a career i was out loud always hutton fastball which is probably not a great with ass well out of hitters do evil that just by just a thing was meant to allow i was a noble sport psychology when i was planning what do you want totally metal you elemental like charles barclays golf swank reactors up and then going alike are lester who can't load of first base but he could though a pinpoint fast bone it's not gonna do a hidden but he can't do the first base at those ammonia yes he will not know it just can throw give us they all just they take their fuckin throw like like i don't know what like a goddamn guerrilla around and the sex they got a throw it they throw like a little girl like right are you

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die right right exactly it most people must be but it won't know base while it is extremely competitive inhospitably as what is a minor leagues isn't my legs votes but bears lubeck football now but there's no my lisa basketball for boys you go right to the pros but baseball constant work from rookie ball i waited triple a rookie balls not even able yet is echoes it's the game that heart really there are you me have you ever seen a ninety so manifest welcome energy like those people there the bad in cages and then just set it on ninety eight o at the pitches they keep on to rouse hidden it here's catch it out with asean i augur well it's actually put a brain behind that fuckin machine there are two other pitches exact there's a million people watching fastball the issue here is the other stuff lotta carbajal know what's come it sometimes if the pretend you realize what is what what exactly is a slider is somewhat all do is about it

lastly let us lasted a right that's it and yeah that's not occur by curveball drops off the car about drops off the table you that's a slider regarding the six where really jobs from twelve to sing us back cursor has to have a seat somebody's have a little loop but a slider is and a cutter is a fastball deck at the last minute doors to live at which goes into the handle port you break your bat like marianna i'd greatest cutter and it would just like can't they just guess and just gone i know he's coming with the cutter unjust gas because knowing only left out of only i met a guy what time yes mrs beckett used to play for the giants any owned can tim wakefield who was a knock a ball pitcher any goes i edison visual here but basically he go like what basically his pitch did this and he would make all these crazy right lawyer with his hand go either went here there

local boilers grace he would just guess guy i'm ready to swing here on this one or i'm gonna swing there and i'm ignore and all of this bullshit between me and him and he actually was successful do wonder i remember the yankees one years we're just looking at tape against wakefield they realise that most of his knuckle balls were balls so they got would just fucking swing out and then he started getting behind in the count i think that's when he had to like every once in awhile to like his id like a vast ball but i was felt if i was gonna get to the big leagues like tat awaited you know if you could somehow develop knuckle box and you you're not gonna blow out your arm you can throw like twenty six pitches like a crazy like john you capacity sixteen nineteen hundreds yeah you think i know we're not i love sports who gives a fuck we know you're funny let's just right rhetoric on exports of what a philosopher what are you are you look at those early nineteen hundreds you know specials on a special the fuckin records that people and baseball gear like one

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pick soccer elsie soccer is gradually taking over here you know you can't because you know which is basically similar joe jackson game in baseball just say anything you say i want my son to be a flapper let's basically what i think you have you gotta take like a drama class before you play soccer whenever they thought they call it overseas football my favorite whenever you know people say you know what do you call it football i cannot american fulbright right the somebody ethical comedian said this is like why do you call it football when as you call it fetal re usable feet right you wanna be clever cunt does your clever job right back at you re right she would rather watch women soccer than men soccer with discus they just play they don't do all that can flop and around and its embarrassed i would literally if that was my son i would walk out of this i would say that all dramatic leg

close in the natural right i have myself back late so he saw me up in the stands and he be all excited that he drew a fuckin yellow card and i would turn my back on that maybe the modern day virginia let story with a guy bricked up the room that the kid was in nagoya had storing on all but i wife died each answer i mean you eat locked discerning pricked up his son is and was supposed to go to battle any fuckin chickened out so the guy came there and if i gave you know you sonny you said that it was like the king or some shit they go you sonny you said was brave fuckin you know he chickened out a sick bullshit no son a man would do that and they got eyes right in that room he goes i refuse to believe that and to demonstrate it i will now have this room sealed off any started brick in the run up and he got all the way up to the last brick and then the pussy was on the other signing what father de smet and that this happened and not to hunger

an orange county or something and he goes break it up now possess to put the less brick and that was at the due date they found skeletons with powder but it wasn't me it's it's a fable ozma real jesus how crazy you think why people are really you think we either we can break our kids up you ve done worse we actually had she anyway students crisis get out of slavery whatever i want to talk about three sonia benefits comin up yes yes my say about that might allow is like sand georgia there are actually spoke to us before i came here what's your favorite patrice o neill story that you had you and on the road with him to damage than man we come back from charlie goodnight rally door i am you guys firecrackers illegal in boston rent fireworks ye i work you have got to new hampshire

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like the three years and was in high school people go there they seem like their hiding out like you know i can't go home because of such and such situation is is it i didn't angel work and add pelagia worked for three years often only eleven kites did you say i ain't seen vice but someone at an actor i worked earlship sometime and club in the club let out these drunk people come in one person when the bathroom and shit everywhere on the walls so the wages comes articles hair i'm cooking food she got hairs i need you every time i go what's goin on so my maid accident near and it was just it was an on purpose oh no it looked like a crime selling which shit and as a normal clear now i get paid to clean shut up walls they don't make a mop four that noted their cause call a fuckin has met group exactly exact now refuse and from one of them did and one lady came in issuing a cheeseburger ass it achieves its fifty cent extra she got fifty set

can you just put it on there ain't no lady i can't just do you have to pay for it and she didn't get the cheese the next day the next night she came in yet our own cheese and plastic and she put it on my burger let using a nightclub this cheesy glove compartment and what have you got your purse at your perfume and your high heels a yo cheese say we will get a while to cook don't you because you won't they produce it while hilarious as that is that is that as a level of flagging cheapness because that is cheap if you're going to a club and you're gonna pay covering they gonna do some shit like that fuckin eighty people a year and also dumb with money i don't have any sympathy for that my wife killed only go so far i mean why guild all fuckin day long until i watch you get a deal and by a bunch of dumb shit and rights like i forget it right i heard it all kinds of shining yet number that member the member the age of the deals in montreal comedy

so everyone would go up there to take up my dad was crazy in my brother was crazy every site that's his show river and you go on you get a six figure deal member others fuckin idiot set went out and made by flat screen tv i lived in italy a bunch of money toddlin rest in peace literally did i refuse to believe until dean edwards fuckin confirmed it did the coming to america thing where he fixed up a place he was renting he even redid the fuckin floors he held his landlord she raised the rent and he had to leave after one year they bought above you out to call hours he bought that gold lexus he had the jeez it was that it was in an infinity infinity affinity ape yet a waste link mink with a hoodie on it zip up any would be onstage

talking about white paper i must have been you must guide you could be as white is or i never know you're never gonna keep money i do that right you must have been twenty grand whores hilarious i feel bad going got as far as not alive to defend a black but if he was what city was spared the spirit of a deer do you think in the afterlife both his arms billion is jesus what i would have the arm and people were still afraid it what the fuck are you because he had that he had the mean mug year face higher stories teasing about is roman knows he like julius caesar fuckin nausea it was that he can look like a male missy elliot when i think back you know geneva lose weight right railroad outsize missy would have happened her i think she took him on having napster wood which blew up

but i am convinced that once more money did it when i at that accident hours only the earlier we bow to can i get any credit here for going this foreign and not making you fuckin relived that again that's fine that we could talk about it it was ok paris was one of the people unfortunately who was on the bus with that tracy morgan when that walmart truck nada i saw you was one of those mercedes like they ban than limo party bus without poem rest in peace uncle john jimmy matt you madam the bomb in with him it fuck in the bar about one night then i remember he was about our middle barbara to our everybody i bet fuckin room there was towns for my you ever think about roma never for that roma like this really cool bar and it had an upstairs downstairs and was tuesdays the after working round you know they know called any white people number that was specifically all black crowd after

a crown and only time and whenever i think i must have killed first because i went back right right so i killed the first time then i bombed then i killed i bond every other fuckin time it was unbelievably only did it twice bomb both terms ah i'm that has been announced new anyway a pilot i do i'm so bad you never bomb so bad that the next guys bahman papa a bomb by catholic is like a half after shock of what the fuck i did jimmy went up there was bomb and any was bomb and so bad and was so fuckin quite useless at gonna fuck you goes i in this woman was given him shit and i said something about like whatever you know something about his career i do i still got my fuckin courage you like it word what career and everybody was the biggest laugh everyone laughed at him you try to talk about being on b t do you remember raw what's his face gerald kelly joe

i'm not bandit i did want to his rooms out in jersey is one of these places was a dance club in like the next week it was closed because someone shut off their guns or some shit and i and went in there and it was me and rob g and i forgot who else and he was post he was pasta hosted with his roman he's like fuckin two hours late and he came on stage oh yeah i just as there is no one up got back from atlanta gotta think goes into goes do kind of you he goes made ex cheese made six grandeur comic united people not in the business comic view you got paid like that's it six on a box i gotta have now did you get it i was actually if everybody members and the hundreds of like seven on a blouse all inclusive when you

ass money you lost money yet you're hotelier pay for your flight so he should nobody knows that so he showed up told the crowd tat had waited from like fuckin acts arose back in the day he was lake is he was doing a tv show any made six grand sailors that's we start every like what the fuck i remember went up and she had such a tough set dead she ended her set she goes dan she goes i don't know who's coming up next but he better be funny cuz you motherfuckas ain't laughing at shipwreck and walked off and then they brought me up and of course the second i talk to everybody did the white guy voice out of the back of a haircut yeah i ate it jimmy i tell you funny story with jimmy jimmy had advocacy was away for comical awhile so tracy brought upon arose and was on toward us but before i go into a more viable said it jimmy will go up and open and be bombing so

a treaty said jimmy got want crowd up and you will go up at jimmy started bomb in and an already comes bangles crazy jimmy's balmy when we get em off pretty like none little some of which go back up your enemy stretch exhibitors ruggles ok they want me to stay i m just five more minutes alike tracy you're an asshole let them sickness bomb put five more minutes let a mouth off the hook man and before them the next night goes jimmy drop you're all sounded like god dude and popular actually soup the bit of similar so the next night judd geometry to go jimmy on again and i jimmy lily what in a corner started rehearsing his like new comic got around him anywhere bomb begin with

soldiers we get a bunch of those it was a guy i remember when i was in boston this guy this guide victorie he still has rumsey at all of these fuckin runs right you like the godfather of the outside the satellite rooms right you had the the

main clubs in boston than he had all of these places in like fuckin drake it in all these prize in massachusetts anna which are all great towns but you know not the best place sometimes do comedy sort he finally did one and finally got one in boston i guess he always had the idea here the commonwealth awhile but he opened the southern one kenmore square rent the college area and they called a comedy comedy campus so this does journeyman guy finally you know they gives him the room like your book in this room your hosting he's fucking psycho anna finally fuckin making some in this business and on he fucking the first night of an eminent with gregg fitzsimons and the dew goes up and it's really small cried ten fifteen people and do what i tell you he didn't get a fuckin laugh he got nothin brings up the first act the first act immediately starts killing

craft fucking liven up everything's going great do finishes is set thanks a lot back to how so and so house comes back up immediately bombing against the holly pot bomblets there's always blame when a hostess bomb and also bombs again brings up the woman that gregg was dating at the time fuckin she kills back to him bombing so finally brings up on my person that person's kill it right so fuckin fitzsimons looks at how many just goes hey buddy goes do you know if if it's not happen for just bring acts up you know we got plenty of show here we got plenty shone like pisca europe's we got on stage any fuckin immediately just dodge bombing again so finally dead sounds he just six of the cries it cannot but what the fuck what would have put the fucking jokes you fuckin people what exactly is gonna cargoes habits of forty joke it goes he goes funny how things going in and out of your anus all that's that vacuum

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destroying he's like the new guy in everything and they were in florida and they pulled in the bus driver wherever they were gonna gas up the boss there was also a little plain there in the sky at a pilots licence any fuckin got in the plane with randy roads any was fuckin buzzing the boss doing all of that shit in this last pass clipped the bus and either flew into the house or into the barn twenty other than those it does crazy and that was it and you just said he sounded like a racist i hope your happy no man you know maybe shouldn't be google and all your fuckin porn you could look up randy roads before you soiled his name i here we go here is has won it yet but we can both jump on here a girlfriend isn't very attractive and i want to cheat aright i've been dating my girl for a year now and i love the shit out of her but god damn if she is on the wrong side of the ten point scale oh my god what who

asshole here you don't love her no i would use data she's ugly if you think he's ugly yeah yeah yeah yeah you don't love this woman now we got it is anything wrong with their face she's it's not really my type physically personally personally wise does he eat flight physically personal personally we jive leases personally wise personality why sorry we jive like crazy jive skies gotta be like fifty two what are you ok does the eu food aid as enlighten once they she's really pretty when i'm laying on top or next differ but any other position and i can help but be disappointed in how overweight she is disguise a fuckin monster on one hand the sensation of being with thick girls really to me on the other my mail gaze does not agree because of this i found my thoughts

wandering to other women have started flirting with them for seemingly no reason i'm afraid i'm good cheap but i really think all things considered that i could marry this girl as all over the funding and map is breaking up with her for some so shallow would absolutely kill me and the woman i love loves heart for no reason what should i do believe you there yeah he's like idly like brutally honest be brutally honest here but but he's all like it it makes no sense ally purple but i dont like purple i would will which is it pick the pros and cons and you know he went on it as he made a very mature move where he actually fell in love with the person and i think that that's getting old gear you know there's no more surprises now we just look and her and i think that that's what's goin on exactly was going on right now how can he for christmas what gift can he give her than enough

a loving way can be like you need to lose some weight or i'm gonna cheat on you sherry's berries there is no way there is no way like you know the end of inaction movie words which wired away clip driver and they fuck can take a guess yeah both of em blow up our hair a second approach the spot how would you do it how would you tell the woman you love personality wise you guys jive is this guy says how the fuck would you tell her you put not too much wait what do you know someone that long ago bid you fat you lose weight these are figures are you read the bandit i got listen you get a little overweight attaboy a boy

my doctors grow he wonder but would do a neighbor whatever daddy you say if you get big armada she got big he was added it she tester she ate two bucks she took the bahraini said that day said that too and he loved her crying i told you i'd exact what did i say i thought it back look in the mirror look what an ice you're a hunch about bigger than you wasn't i said that shit but here s the thing i actually think there is a complete lack of respect for your partner if if you let yourself absolutely there is now is a thing unless you know you sick or some shit yeah she comes shoes pray radically at that time i think all of that europe before haven't kids or if you're not haven't kids all right if you sit in a man a woman if you just sit in there just becoming fuckin lard ass exactly what what are they supposed to dope reserve

what would you like a lot of pressure by patricia whatever you do how will you look to git him you to somewhat maintaining otherwise he's gonna vince were animals were more like we were and what i love about patrice it he could be that overweight and the crowd they would never even think to say like about you right right right you did we i bet you have always been inside yeah i don't know what what should he do talk to me like you talk to you on this i would just say this i would put it on me is what i would do this is this if you really love there i'd put on twenty pounds myself and then just for this man i gotta get this way don't you get that bees lester yeah if i love i would put on twenty pounds myself and just say listen i gotta get this weight off but i can't do it on my own and i need you ok i've been weak lately i needed and she'll be there for you and you take her on a watch what you do

would you buy i would do it no one had dumper now i would you buy his in her fuckin matching work out fuckin outfits walked is steer right into it just walk and b that coupled addresses the saint work oh i know that's when it is just like that's either like whenever i see that that's like either they lily s soul mates if you believe in that or there is one person needs to be rescued from that relationship as the other part like buzek guy in the nba won't rick flare do what would re flared up here he would be around long enough to get you do you agree he came out on the road when she fog and put on all that weighty do the flare flat rate just turn around

are you do they henry hill knew that laugh member then you go what turns right back around and he gets see gets back and i got that kind of people can crack of the car with your petty i think that's what he would do this guy i think he was trying to be a sometimes people trying to be funny by being really blunt i actually think this guy does really like this girl point like yeah because i think if they start getting that fat before you had kids you just start thinkin like all my god i dont want to be with a what no one wants to be what the world wants to be a whale and no wants to be with the way with some some guys like big women ok all right but he does it not wahid likes it we'll thickened in in an obese my father had a best through one of his woman is fat ass she could be allocated here at best friends you is why was a fat move of the two

what is that about like you know you're rightness of others less so with the euro maybe they wonder just look adorable you know because of a baby looks with all those roles and recover your role of fat and amid forum you look like what is that what is that every may want that they just want a big a big giant baby i think is a lot of what they like a lot of women but i like let alone but for his leg not fat but like the safe six five eleven ass a lot a woman to yes i understand we say but is not fat not fat works what's the big issue will go can be heightened weight let's break down your draft pics within the first round of the big girl draft terrorist act and picks picks a hundred and eighty five pound six foot no fat i'll tell you i'm six tuna have sixteen every year

so she has to if you want to weigh two hundred pounds you have to be five hundred and eleven and better otherwise you just got a fat butt i know that's considered insensitive but it's actually visit endearing thing where you just brutally honest that's that's what your heart is saying yes it saying you're a fat bitch is not being like listen right yards do all the work i would say go whatever a cause i'm like i'm five nine three quarters of them exactly doug gloody height not quite five ten bigwig curves are arc have chance like if you still in order woman there really fabulous still seated carve yeah curvy lady like a scheming woman but fact yeah deck a hired a giant just sack of land i would say i would say one sixty five

what's this all about one seventy five and want to throw me around the fuckin room were height is it like five five july six as big as that that big dependent love you knocked depend five five hundred and sixty pounds skies ass on your guy like squarely behind like those tangles would goes one intended to foot he knows where it is money that they get fat fetus nato is all its i what i said i was as you know the carnival railways slammed the hammer down china when that prize and they had a mid feet right you ve her korihor kutuzov we pass a fuckin underrated can be absolutely not underrated muffling he would you probably don't give a fuck the fat girl irregular people legs damages book the hamburg list

that's usually an alcoholic body we say there was a guy that used to work with who i found out recently died which wasn't surprise he was like the biggest booze how coquette he was like six five while it was funny man he was just a big just like dude his legs were skinny is my butt enabled pushes genes down and just i thought it was all was just all booze and barbarity and love any other little scary it ended but he had like his arms and legs was like he never worked out his life just skinny is shit i just kept all of that stuff area and i think he died of a heart attack that's right there which is why gone back to this guy is just like that's another thing you have to look

gonna be like i'm gonna be a widower in my mid fifties there's gotta be an exercise video just to get free of fat feet or at least to fatten up your toes right she get like hailed effie you should get liking ass injections in your toes just a fuckin even it out you know our idea we got ladys get deprived to how we don't wanta oh god killin reynolds getting here ladies get deprived too dear bill i am a lady in my late twice these and i need a male perspective on something that's too embarrassing to bring up with my friends are on a good day one my concern me quite easy on the eyes i exercise every day i have a natural look i e not trashy twenty layers and make up kind now however i always make a case of looking well put together even at home say she gets it however my husband's of fat fuck anyway but for some reason

in the last year of my five your marriage my husband denies me sex unify only want to services he knows i like to do it jesus i don't wanna blowgun yeah this is bad he added as bad as when you're not gonna start taken up the police could get out the blank due to take a blow job from another do what that given this evening we'll be it said the master stubble i think that the switch first i almost got to do is spread take on any good evening he will be sitting on his desk working late and if i try to initiate things by touching him and kissing his neck he will say sorry baby it's too late and i'm tired same goes for when we are in bed it has got to the point where i just you know what i got this paranoid thing is cheating amorphous either that or

got replaced by a robot say hadn't worked out the generals yet re wrote sorry baby it's too late and i'm tired and what's wrong their voice the same goes for when we are in bed it's got to the point where i will try to approach him in lingerie sit on his but even go as far as begging for just five minutes all without any success this is like at this is one of these things if it was a new story i would shut it off cuz i don't want to see the fucking ending here we go baffles me is that during normal day to day life he will free we grab my ass or tell me i'm hot while i also the same for him as i know men like to feel manly around their lady this woman's dream i don't know what's this guy's problem is the possibility of an airing wonder ok the possibility she says she's denote she's easy on the eye she takes care of herself

i don't know i got a nice picture my it anyways the possibility of fair is very unlikely seeing as we both work on the same male dominated company that's good go home together also he doesn't have a password in his phone i think maybe he's gay male dominated somehow also he doesn't have a password in his phone which is another huge indication of nothing to hide we have a very nice our action i never nag him if anything he nags me and we do cool stuff play ball together are watch some netflix is dictum word memorial want yeah you got to sit down talked him he's a very loving husband except for the actual physical loving part i've tried to ask but everything is fine everything is fine and quote as it appears bill could you please

we know what the hell's going on our men supposed to be always in the mood i that's not true but generally speaking yes i'm going crazy and i'm starting to get aroused from the most ridiculous thing like men mining at me or opening the jesus thank you i really do everything you do and contrary to what you think you are very vanished and insightful in your opinions we have this agreed that my wife happy fuckin holidays and go fucking fuck you sir one itching lady it's gonna get listen i think you ve been nice for long enough exact wouldn't you need to sit down and be like look or leave him now you have a conversation refers us ever see what is going on cause you know i'm about ray the good jump on a rolling pin exec what what the fuck are you doing you need you need you need to have a talk need to go on and i wouldn't i would go nice cause just in case i do some physical thing google nice for

but maybe maybe ten you maybe he's addicted to online porn at maybe it may i have a problem but that deprecate continue what they're doing they seem like the around each other the whole time what's goin on you get a lot of you have a lot of weird studier aren't need advice quitting so i would i guess our advice is i would sit down and talk to him absolutely you now being a nag at all if anything you ve been to nice and i would just go easy just in case it somethin fuckin problem but he unless it is akin to finally i don't know he doesn't like today ever you to go out and light bunny rabbit question did you ever used to have a real healthy sexual relationships in just fell off a cliff i always aggression nor do i think when you have a kid though that that just to have if he doesn't like the appeal of going to sleep is just fucking unbelievable and its unbelief something if you do it

gather like that's your sex we're gonna get eight hours this is fucking awesome i need advice quitting drinking i know your eye oh you're at one hundred something odd days now have no drinking hundred sixteen days of not drink it i'm at a whopping day three and this is my third attempt in the last two months take some serious time off most of my attempt only last three of today's max because every friday roles around and i can't help but by some pose i want to quit because my problem assyrian us serious enough that i sperience minor withdraws like minor shakes ouch or while if i haven't had a drink and like twelve to sixteen hours meaning i'm physically dependent yeah do this is a great reason to stop it's not serious to the point where people notice i'm able to keep it under control but drinking everyday needs to stop yeah you're what's known as the intelligent are alcoholic seek fuckin what i call you you're smart guy and your boots and so you can play should offer nobody notices where

just to focus more on everyone's gonna noticed my question to you is how did you go about filling up the boredom that comes with being sober ah what a great fuckin quantity i feel like i'm drinking when i'm drinking anything is fun sitting which for hours and if so true and watching you two videos but when i'm sober i've got like twenty minutes tops before i'm bored with whatever i'm doing also what was your pa what's your problem ever bad enough that you felt withdrawals i know how to take her pretty well at this point but i have failed so many times that if you know of any tapering tips basically how to win your way off i guess i ll the hidden oppressive always missed the old overrated underrated segment you used to do circa two thousand nine on the plot cash you should bring that back or actually bringing back ah i write this week will bring it back we'll keep them

if you guys want to send in overrated under it ah i find when i stopped when i stop it's it's tough for like the first like six to ten days and what is more habit addicted like i just like if if i'm eating well like i'm addicted to go i want to get a salad if i meet like shit like eight mcdonald and exclaimed craven mcdonald if under drinkin than i wanna drink so it's basically i tried to be conscious of those thoughts in my head and just be like trying to get to the next morning going to morrow morning what's gonna make me happier than it had a drink right now that i didn't and was always that i didn't so i would she added ass good ass you were i to do that at the boston comical

when it whenever really know as you heard it like i never really seen you drunk ever beckoned to date ah yes in the last like like fifteen years i gradually just drank more and more and more and more potent than i i just i'm gonna get alcoholic but i ability mounted i drink i absolutely up but i'm doin those guys i can shudder often like this guy just sit here have you like shows evil by abdul format performing our economic have a drink but if i'm performing i need one or two but i'm a man i'll call above europe but i have all the problems i my thing is like i e if i'm doin somethin i'm doin it so the first thing i do when i sit down in a bar as i always order a double because i'm assuming that their poor should furthermore do you go to the bar destination leaving your house is the bar

as regards add to shove off by the sums this this summer it was becoming like going to the liquor store buying a bottle and always like i was on the road doing enacting gig and i made sure i had a bond i discuss and i knew i was shut it down so just like this is where it is built this is bad ah yes i got it got way way way worse than it ever was far as like what am i doing i'm coming home from the set one night and being excited that the bar was still open in before i in this the road there too where where i was stay up i was by myself right augur and i ordered a double sucked it down so gimme another double cause i was sort of addicted to that that crazy buzz and then going to sleep i think i like and then the whole time wanting to stop a wanting to not do too much and that was only time it is the first time ever my wife brought it up going here you're really drinking a lot

nay you gonna snore bob bob line and one that i came down to set up a good wife beat all actively on balance i came downstairs and i actually was hiding the glass of booze on the other side of my life when i was coming down the stairs and i was just like whoa that guy now how soon before the bottles in the back of a toilet by i can't let you watch over control free to make it happen upso but i find like once i go ten days the way i'm wired i could go gets his inferior go forever because now it's just something i don't do i'm just like other the de whatever it is that with that had its it's fuckin clause in me it only takes ten days for how i'm chemically made up to just be like like right now

the sixteen days and i could easily go a year i could go to yours i could i could like never drink again for the rest of my life and i don't think about it anymore i at the shoulder know this certain things that like makes me just wish i was still drinking like what did i see the other day that was just like our man i love to do that like ice awesome cool looking bar and it was just like mint i would love to go there it's two in the afternoon and just get fucking drink until six get fucking hammered but then but now the way it plays out is flared oh i know i would jump a newborn and i would come home drunk to my daughter s like can have that on the reservation so that's over so my life also kind of but i need to have a kid so i would just say what you need to do is you got pushed push through that bore

and i put did this so much fun shit that you can actually feel that time up with that stuff that you wanted to get good at like like i've always been in music like plan drums and playing guitar if you do that instead of working out like if it night yet if at night you go out for a jog instead and then this nothing there's nothing to but not drink initiative to fuckin sounds just fall off your router you know it was long as you don't substitute it within like albany ice cream so i can get like a sugar rush if you actually eat well for and you don't boozy i just falls out here got nowhere to hide so i don't know man but it sounds like you know that cakes and stuff you're on another level than i was so i'm if i was you i might even go to a meeting as borderline intervention tv show would you get shit yeah a little bit i would go to a meeting just check out a meaningless go down there check it out sit in a bag have a fucking

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down again so what else is going on laboratories shit is crazy yeah she's crazy idea the idea of your good looking crowded into details of non compliance with a mighty now today europe too for the lady ladys all the strong women in the crowd there always strong women are always do that so i wouldn't bomb early like in black rules i will give it up for the ladys in a compliment the crowd em up so they give me at least thirty months it's not a bore me what art is rome you ever did switches we cheeks back too sweet cheeks it's not even on things like this just put in place to go get pick up two hundred dollars or the two fifty back there i vow is literally like fighting might like mike tyson like guided by can survive around i get i get my fuckin purse are like this is some that somebody tweeted today about that pipe bomb that went off on in the port authority

it s only the form we as happened yet mme fourthly nobody die this it was not i like non life threatening injuries but that doesn't mean something didn't lose an iron fuckin hearing a sort of arm one off one twenty tertiary right by gotham calmly club and they closed the street all they could do a joke now and so just got off stage when i got dear daily to street was close off and i actually extra cup but but i have told you gotta have a spot adding new fuck about tommy i just wanna do my spite this what this fuckin jerk off tweets about the port authority but because i have no idea what's going on at the port authority but it was chaotic and i didn't state of find out so you have no idea what's going on but we had to find out how you felt about what you did know what's happening who gives a fuck what you did people down there hurt you fucking asshole this is what i can't stand i'll be an old man about young people now nobody cares about every fuckin thought in your stupid

can headaches there did you see what happened do you have any information i advise you see i have no idea what's going on at port authority but it was chaotic and i'd stay to find out and then this can be a thousand fuckin people going so happy you're ok yeah exactly people just one about and also many people wanted to be known now all these fuckin people meanwhile we spoke on social media it's like they have their own tv show their acting like celebrities self involved walkin celebrities supposed to cool ones like opposite one acquiring skill sorry sorry i last one here we go how do i tell the truth hey built well i've been thinking with my dick i recently downloaded the popular hook up app tender i've been using it to fish for some action with some college chicks in my area a pretty good looking and i'm not bad with chicks so i've had moderate success arisen found this one chick in my area who is a pre med

is that all one word p r e emmy de ok thank you because i knew i was dominant to go that far condemn you know it's funny that fuckin guy who said the guy way of telling the story about who i kinda funny how he's gone in another year ass he just semi attacks like a fuckin readings are really found check my area whose pre met i really like spending too with her and we have the same sense of humour and political beliefs and she has an excellent body and face in short she's pretty close to my ideal girl however there is one point i'm in high school and she has no idea what like this i think this guy do don't you are legit i usually given me advice i have dodged most the request is about the classes i take and where i couldn't dodge i lied ah jesus we haven't done anything for you

play but she made it clear she is interested in me i'm in deep bill how do i tell her without her hating me do i have to tell her i just fucking tell her just say listen i don't want to go to a physical level without fuckin telling you the truth i'm still in high school i really liked you i would have told you soon about afraid you work in a like me just do that put it out on the tape if she tells you to go fuck yourself fine but you ve learned a very valuable less with women which i wish somebody taught me way back on my teenage years ten years just tell him the truth what are we doing i wanna fuck you i have no intention of having relationship with you ok most will walk away some won't for you you can literally leave your fuckin car out in front of your house and it will never be keyed not are you sure would be led on your honesty and yes i saw not unless you guys who got much in the dark but honesty is always the best because you are the were about people get mad and doing crazy shit do you do it works with cops too

ups in women nobody lies gives lied to more than those two will you actually come up with the truth they don't like the truth it kind of like you might not get a ticket s parlour patrice fire no one no one need you getting in trouble gap as he was fuckin honest about what happened dammit i buy fuckin bang this u turn right and i'm phrase ideas is fucking cop i was caught up as part of a figure out maybe didn't see it he just coincidentally get now he walks re up to my window because only see a driver's license registration like africa ghost because you know why i'm asking for that i was i gasped because why because i just made an illegal u turn and he goes why did you do that i go cause i'm impatient i don't want to wait met line in there and he just laughed and he goes do you want me to give you what you want me to give you a ticket no but i'm not gonna lydia laughed again as i get out of here i said you're awesome that was it then other times i've told the truth

and like all the way to the point is this your car and address and i said no and the guy wrote me up for everything and my fuckin address events like this mother fucker you try to get fuckin copper the month guided that western new york were at a time paris just so great to see it once again but a majority album my com album is coming out is out already is all right now on itunes amazon and good play in anywhere else did you can get comedy we anywhere else in the name of the album is naive innocence ok i said google alert is we can get it like i don't know what the fuck anything is all right thank you so much for stop and by thanking around them on gas fish and everybody i forgot to mention here we got a couple of our benefit stuff here sanity the great steve simone and regular hero are raising money again this year for children fighting cancer and their families that word

really weird their fighting cancer and the families of the children fighting cancer that weird there money again this year for children fighting cancer and if these kids are fighting during their own families the children and their families fighting cancer monday morning podcast listeners helped raise fifteen grand last month it had a huge impact on a lot of family stories are brutal and every bit helps we're going to save you the fucking stories okay are the goal this year is to raise fifty grand we're going to tweet a link thank you so much in ahead of time if you got anything to give and also his someday got coming up whereby the hard rock live in hollywood florida december fourteenth december sixteenth bob car theatre in a land of florida february second there you know ballroom reno nevada february twentieth patrice only a comedy vent benefit the sixth annual makes a great christmas gift getting particularly that tickets have been go and fast

it's a great benefit raising money forearm patrice his mom and loved ones thank you guys so much go fuck yourself in checking sonia are not thirsty thursday