hey what's goin on his bill burn aside for the monday morning podcast from december seventeenth two thousand and seventeen o my god only seven more days to the fucking baby jesus comes down the chimney fuckin story is right always the story cause i'm all ye be guys to this end bar law get this baby she was now were banged poor joseph what's goin on everybody how are you a jew julia awaken the job a good one my patriots lost again data

i think there are only gonna win ten or eleven games this year is a tiny hit the panic button what're you gonna do we have we had a great run we had i ran this is a trend normally this this type of play would not would not worry me i've been out cause i'm ever when we last year romeo criminal and charlie weiss ty law lawyer malloy in fuckin teddy briski retired we lost all those guys are we built it back up again saying this time would we lose we lose their we vote we lose we lost our young man tricia left to go coached the falcon lines running i too would receive a callback left tackle all of that shit and adds up one year in two years it's a lot of people to lose but back in the day you'd be like i know all the draft pics

got for them they gonna build this fuckin thing back up again right which sail he's dead and they continue to win and people kept saying the patriots had done and they kept proven wrong but now i mean is what forty one almost forty two was out what it is or c40 almost forty one yeah it's like they have time for one more championship run for ring number unprecedented oh by the way oh fuck and sick of every time they show the fuckin stealer still like they got six super balls more than anyone else and they never bring up the pakistan to pakistan for and they have like eleven and it fell titles that for whatever reason they don't count nfl titles i've been asking this question i'm a big on all right i'm saying the steelers i'm one of the great fred judges of the super bowl era they are but what kind of fun

league is around since the nineteen twenties and nineteen thirties and doesn't count i've been ships until nineteen sixty eight you know as as i have stated before the margin canadians they fuckin couch be in ships when the stanley cup was the size of a fuckin shot glass and the indian ocean peter the fuckin montreal marooned play in pond aki philadelphia fillies one of their world series titles is from the fucking eighteen eighties how do you think they had baseball gloves i have what they thought they were using as a ball you no problem fuckin humans scholar was so goddamn long ago those been ships are all counter than on his tail up what how nicer people and was constant that they don't speak up in bed not for nothing back

you could win nfl titles the pittsburgh steelers we're plague self we basically been playin the same amount of time and as far as i could tell we're we're almost like tension european ships ahead of us why did i always get all the glory i have no fucking idea i do i just don't stand why nfl titles don't count why don't i google that why don't i look it up by the way congratulations are the steelers jesus christ there was a long time coming she don't want it last year when that guy caught the ball its gordon such down and then they said he didn't after further review what you just saw didn't happen report the now right there

let's right this out here why we start to the w bill why doesn't the nfl count and f l championships bob i do why do people nor pre superbowl championships here we go a teams dark age of sudden with dark ages has to do with any other stuff ok so i goes i rarely post on here but this always urged me i'm a fan of the packers but i live in the middle of steel is country the strong in my face all the time at the steelers won six superboss i threw out the fact that the package of one third he'd championships with food then being superboss now so they have more than twice all the time saying no data count and this fathers

rap on me yet absolutely does you basically saying that like all the champions that came before superbowl champions they're not champions even though they want to championship there's a person who is a history major who loves the history of the sport has passed for some steel or france that anything history doesn't start at nineteen seventy it actually store the first two superboss recalled nfl title games and i felt a felt championship games or something and then later they were they were renamed superbowl champions people want a suitable too i should say but the first one that actually was called a super bowl it was happening was superbowl three we say ignore or the third afl nfl tide of jesus felt we get it and it was they ignore the fact that the steelers terrible until nineteen seventy also known as the dark ages of the steelers

there are actually terrible until about seventy two seventy three till they had an incredible draft acknowledge bolted the package dark ages the fifth he's an post lombardy in home grown it's not all stealer france but it still bothers to crap out of the question i pondered is in the title are right so this guy rights it's kind of funky since most nba fans will count championships before that seventy six nba maybe a merger i'll do didn't go be global further than that without whether los angeles lakers count like a fuckin be a championship as an nba championship there was the ba in the nba and those two things marge to form the nba

the many apples lakers i think one the first like four nba titles but the year before that they want to be a championship and for some reason that is counted as an nba championship the law there is one and nba title before the nba existed explain how that works anyways this i'm gonna be a good idea i want something somebody who fuckin know something rebates much more distorts frankly if someone wants to argue that the league is totally different now then the point of reference is in nineteen seventeen ninety ninety four in the salary cap was introduced at once you turn it into your fuckin argument mass warm of lines browns and eagles fans but in all honesty it's really frustrating flatter iraqi when they say the eagles have ever want anything yet it's bullshit this is from four years ago he can't cherry pick which

european ship titles count at which dump the name of that all three is arbitrary it's not eritrea adults it has a very specific line in the sand in its one that the league itself drew not friends fans trying to hold down the eagles and other teams the nfl decided nothing priest purple matters yet with that's my question why cherry picking would be saying the eagles packers pre superbowl championships cap but the browns don't arbour pray would be saying the package packers nfl championships com but the eagles don't just because the nfl

we county stats championships insuperable one may or may not be fair but it's definitely not arbitrary or cherry picking out right that's all good points but it doesn't explain why they decided not to decide why people count why do people currencies there's a bunch of articles on it you ve articles are these are all chat rooms i'm not gonna get anywhere with this next my do one of these fuckin i don't know who would you ask if somebody there's gotta be somebody that you asked because this fuckin bullshit that they act like me and the fuckin league is like seventy goddamn years old and are acting like the top a heap is six measly fuckin championships it doesn't make sense it up and then you know something if they are

we counted nfl titles i know the giants won a couple to end they go for super balls and you think that basing this on is that the nba the innate shell and certainly major league baseball all go to the nineteen twenties and m l b goes back to lay eighteen eighty nine i don't know it's weird so weird fucking thing that like the patriots only been good you know need championships and eighteen the last eighteen years and where one championship a wave for an eighteen years we somehow are only one championship away from being the most successful tied for the most successful chip and i felt of all time that makes no fuckin since it makes no four such people anyways i most of the patriot steelers game i caught the first quarter first half i basically caught and then you know dad now so i had to go to a kid birthday party

now once again every time i go to one of these parties i am so feel so blest that i had a daughter and not a sun jesus christ if fuckin lunatics low tax i was saying i used to be like that you go in there dear daughter and the first thing you doing you're just fuckin you don't you because like the dave cement go in your kids like fuckin weighing gretzky cause you know somebody's gonna do something europe somebody's gonna oh a ball come flying off a slide fear this fuckin lunatic she was a funny thing i was watching this kid you look a little bobby hurley these play this game you know hit the ball like using is like these arms like interlocking his is is fingers eighty people the ball than uses for arms like a bad smash it against the wall and then start with his hand and throw it back between his legs you know our point

style and you will very little bobby hurley cells gettin a kick out of this kid although this kid this kid's this kid's got he had it you know to me like he had like tat competitive thing and then one pointy ran over to go pick up the ball and there was like a couple of them it's like you know those those yoga blocks and help you if you do not stretching enough they were like that but the more like cushions in somebody made a little seed out of them and i had kind of sit near like all this is nice apparently decorated wanna sit on the hard floor and i was standing up she came over picks up the ball just sees like two blocks with a bigger blocker on top of it any just kicks it over there is no reason to do it you know and i was really just looking at their thinking like like loudly is did i just see right there in that moment why why this war why why the world is so fucked up why we don't get along because we're like literally wired to you

fucking destroy stuff and i'll tell you something else with all these fuckin people out there who are trying to say that like gender gender roles are are basically taught to kids yeah for what i saw what i've seen it these kid birthday parties that it's just that it's not even remotely the case boys fucking lunatics anything they can pick up gonna throw anything they in just knock over and break they're gonna do it the girls like sitting down like behaving themselves it necessarily say shake sharing after a certain age there not really sharing but there definitely like their interactions with boys is just kind of like what the fuck was that like they just go that is certainly what the toy in a boy just runs up and rip out of their hands and need to see them looking at it like like enough

ask me for you know i i i would haven t you get off so it's gonna be interesting with all of these families out here that are trying to prove i might be wrong but is far me just sitting there it's just boys are absolute fucking lunatics lunatics at last year we might my daughter's birthday party they came over immediately a pic of gravel in the yard throwing it down on thrown it it's fuckin cars climb upon shit every tool i could get out from negative for their girls just go in and like the doll hauser pick up a toy and they would just sit there and play with it beyond yeah and more mature then the boys the boy swear to god it's like it's like i can't see he still i come to you know after dog is just through its a dog and it knows how to run their like tat age

you know what i'm gonna go get spread by a skunk they're fucking hilarious but are we great time they're like like we were not to this place of good friends of ours and it was at those parties it wasn't at their house it was i going to destinations so there was one room they had all these games and after you down with that gain than you going to another place the bunch other games and then in the end you know all that let's get food you know in a sitting there eating pizza sheridan outstanding takes company you know you know just the meltdowns a common everybody's like going i'd i'd trying to time it they had jake we sang happy birthday this no wine i feel it if we leave now the meltdowns only gonna happen like half way on the way back but fortunately my daughter love music so whenever we drive home whenever she starts like flippin out me

you're just sing it too you know mr guy we already see betsy spider audible say i would see other one the way those on the bus go round and round that when she likes jesus christ who's calling already it's early in the morning people who could this be look at this pass off i gotta take the saying hello back i just said hello like i just click back to you guys anyway we just sing all these friggin songs and then she wants to sing along with and themes that shows you know papa puppy dog she loves that shit a tv show i've been talking about it i just don't fuckin like it i just don't like that fancy nancy i just don't like every day every show she's like being a douche itself involve

unlike totally shallow image logically learn a lesson the next show she's just a jerk again there's like no growth what's in this person you know what i mean i mean they're parade always wants to go back to transfer vain but she's not hurt anybody she just gets a little bombed out every once in a while the other kids are blue like her right but can fancy nancy oh ginger brought over there though she sang it out with a gun alfred right and they sit never gonna do a fuckin dead she's like i'm gonna be the sign in you be around would be a rainbow you be the sun a friends like i want to be a peacock she goes yeah but you know you can't has re born a peacock doesn't make any sense it's gotta be the sun in the rainbow she goes why i want to be a peacock and she said you right don't say that but that's the subtext through them

this big fuckin falling out she's been a cunt again like she is every fuckin episode every but so she's into like what's fancy you stuff come up with it clubhouse that's just heard exclusively around you know she i swear to god do god but aids right now in the animated work god bless the animated man that marries her someday fuckin lunatic fuckin those can be one of those fuckin checks right he just buy em everything out of every designer keeping up with the car dashing fucking love bracelet you can possibly do and then fuck it and when she leaving janius didn't go but i partiality staff should be like what is wrong to virtue i swear to god there's gonna be a first forty eight with an adult fuckin fancy

see if she doesn't get our act together cheers she's gonna drive somebody to do something crazy cause she doesn't learn any fucking lessons really shallow you know she's a little sociopath i just i just don't like suddenly and she does some fuckin dared to apologize to a friend again a friend's gonna be friends with their again rather than he's being like hey you know something i've been on this right before you little red cunt fuckin doing this again the kid it's like really teaching somebody how to state a dysfunctional relationship every fuckin episode least the ones paying attention to i just don't like it you know i'll be there carson just sitting there say they don't have you can watch step but like you know and i put my foot down too much as apparent with my wife can note i put it down but it's not listen to because it's the dad fourteen nobody gives us nobody gives a shit about the dead it's all about the montfort i'm says it ain't happen in any more but it anymore the dad says that they did

we'll just they just yes unto death and then the next day took why she watch and why watch and carried top here again why she watched the stuff bill it's fine it's just a cartoon it's just it's just what you wanted it's just what you wanted i don't like that shop anyways puppy dog passwords that ok couple tells they're trying to help out somebody in the euro to me and you know something yet bob goes through a lot of little problems but he's not here but he fell to the earth guy you know probably do some squats it owes shoulders all too i'd frizzle skinny legs around on what's goin on their burden that i don't have a problem here so anyway ploughing ahead i liverpool verse man united i did watch that game i saw a little bit of dolphins vikings about the browns about the fucking

clean brands got a chance to make the playoffs this is really gonna be a funny if my patriots are now can i wanted to share a k which looked like they're not i just hope they lose the fuckin first round just so i can enjoy all these other goddamn teams that are going to be in it gotta be yeah gonna be exciting and all of a sudden you know the rams have lost a couple that show that they are not invincible that fucking charges a comment on there's a fuckin chance some will say to me yesterday that that that they could actually be the end of sea and air sea championship games could both be play in los angeles i don't know about that could the charges get home field advance i'll take a do that mathematically at this point i apologise amusing better and better up on sports but i just do not get the kidnapped so don't kid once semester given its not can be heard

i did watch liverpool verse man united liverpool scored the first goal and was really carrying the play and then all of a sudden man united just really had possession the ball in liverpool and any kind of sea mike basketball or it's like you know to game a run signal and at one point i said something well just like we gotta get the fuckin ball back i said we and i was like ash yet this is something else i care about and i totally care about but i do find it interesting to watch and i'm actually start to get into the game in ireland back in the day when i would hear the crowd applaud when no always scored but they'll just applauding the pressure you putting on i started life without thinking about doing that yesterday i was like ass fuck here we go i must have given a shit about something else

waste but i'm gonna go on i should go online nancy liverpool has a fucking game i'm not gonna be out there at some point that would be sick i went out there now i'm not gonna sing you never gonna be alone or whatever the fuck they sink beneath some do she watched games and other similar to go by a scarf and stand there like a fuckin bled there these are not doing that i'm just a fuckin let's see here just a fuckin newbie fan here all right what do we get built dot com oh by the way did i mention i'm gonna be in europe january force through where i generally for through the third teeth are liverpool and there on the twenty six the easy interesting thing that's the first that is the first day on that tore which means that they have fucking game on the twenty fifth at home there's a chance there

is a chance i could actually go to their fucking game liverpool fucking schedule all right what do we got here come on come on one fuckin time work out for me one nineteen to fourteen twenty seven looks like it's an away again right mother fucker they just play here they just played man men men united right away now they gotta home game twelve p m the daylight show i forgot to go in liverpool verse watford i'm gonna fuck and go they got one verse man you know other at in manchester on the twenty fourth i dont get greedy bill don't get greedy autonomy

don't get greedy mom i'll see if i can go to that one of the twenty seventh it says twelve p m the weight is but it's probably gonna be a night i'm think at twelve p m liverpool time but it is not going to be as it stands my time there eight hours ahead it doesn't make any fuck it sets a games a tenant night maybe it's an east coast time then its seven there were five i don't fuck it now i'll figure something out this crisis can be nobody my fuckin shall we would love to have gone bill all right nobody was every body ball freckles came close he fucking kane clubs a couple of times twenty two days in kenya the entire montgomery derriman i'm right fuckin there by just make it through christmas day i'll have gone through

one days and i'll have my own sober october from november twenty first through december twenty fifth there'll be a sixty eight right twenty five and six is thirty one so long goddamn what she can have gone pretty good brigade wants one night than ever look at the bosses liked i really want to start doing that again could do that i'm gonna stay in shape i ve taken especial next year right i gotta stay in work and shape alright let's do three that only a couple of fuckin add reached this week ok but doo doo doo beyond these me andy's patriots vargas llosa doo doo doo to bear these realities don't turn the fog it bows a great wrong brady years old but he's not the fault that what i'm lives the other counts not doing their job he still throw one for three hundred yards a game

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the smaller ones but they would do him good and i use my little kitchen a thing you know perhaps not free advertising i just love that fuckin thing alone that things turning and i'm over the counter doing something else but i learned from the export my mother she told me you know she's like well how did you do it you know i am i can i put him in the kitchen now she's like you gotta fold the flower it you can't use that you can't use the kitchen it you wanna folded in she's trying to say is that you some air and there are some our society it has to do with gluten i have no idea my cookies seemed a little bit runny yet crispy and of his death is different so i used a classic our version families version of the classic tool house recipe each other chip cookies invented by couple a ladys in

the truth is that this place is vital our tavern or something like that they would use got a semi sweet chocolate chip and that's what i always use but i got the item i've told me that she likes milk chocolate cited fights are put the milk chocolate ones in there and everybody said they do so they will go there like this is the best goddamned chocolate chip cookie i ever take did so maybe i'll do a cooking video on that ship but i can give away my family recipe southern out of pocket do it then haven't you that i fired at my big green egg for the first time in a long term and i had these two fucking rabbis would like literally fuckin a rebound stick it out you could have fuckin brain somebody with them when they are frozen bye impatient with my green egg i was told to fifty with indirect tita went up to like three ten so

was i going to leave it in there for like forty forty five minutes instead of doing the full hour and i then i reverse seared it when i was on the stove i should format it ends up being under salt an overcoat two beautiful pieces i mean i've fucked it up i just really fucking edges where it made me sick because our six where my freezer for a while but i still ate it and i will not wasted i'm gonna eat dominant remember next time to be more patient that's the biggest thing with the big green eg you gotta be fuckin patient and i'm just not cosette things the pros the shit i will just stay at the temperature you want i just did whose getting late you come back from the party i just wanted to put em on he lets you know when you put it on ended up smoking them up so anyway you you know i think atlantis more said said a best when she said what did she say something about being ironic now she said

you when you learn use you learn what did she have ever really good follow up to that that jagged little pill how could she got it all out when she should have saved some of the anger of the like the next album you don't like it jackie one you were watching a baseball play off immediately scores eleven runs you know winds like eleven to enact scorn like runs number eight nine ten there's always some baseball a big shaded budget tomorrow night why you score it all now maybe she should have done that buried bill maybe you ought to put out a hit fuckin album before you criticise somebody else's fuckin one of the outcomes of the decade right jagged little pill backing leaps your balls off his garden whatever the fuck it's i don't know i guess i do know the anatomy archibald

this growth and the same thing i had no idea you don't owe me it's a snare drawn but the things i need to call this the snares very confusing star with power you can imagine the guy you wrote a fuckin sound like the imo every breath they were like the stunted it's the skies of stock he puts out assigning hair sounded like a flood she's looking in the guise fuckin house terrifying fuckin song and of course when women do it isn't she strong and brave poison job moaning tee anyway supplying ahead here guess what i'm doing at twelve noon i'm gonna go fly helicopter there i flew saturday for the first time since the end of october and i had the best one

i flew great pick ups and sat down we're fucked is greatest they have ever been good idea a lot of time off dare i say i'm gettin fuckin good at i landed on top of a building which i've never done before fuck it ass a man i felt like i was in some like fucking cop procedural shelve you know where is the patient always common and now you know the beginning as the plane the opening credit combat do bad i let them up a bat fuckin freckled pilot riper better that package let alone bill egg almost but can see through it was always really intimidate because i thought i felt like it would always be like really windy and stuff like that but i'm sure it could have been but i was kind of perfect conditions came in there was plenty of room there wasn't anything

sticking up i always felt like when you go there was just sort of like gum in i've to have had the land those things on i don't know what you call em it's like rather than just sitting down on the ground is like a little square hell appeared that you land that's actually sitting on the ground and yet to be way more accurate and he said get in your head you stir in the part he got a little wind what the fuck is going on and then they ski instructor has to come on the controls with you and then you friends in the back don't respect you as much in over twenty was deal speaking of friends in the back i'm gonna be flying with my instructor joe roads come along and trying to you're out some time when we could actually do that we finally have a lower determined schedules could fly with him and then on wednesday i would be doing the jail rogan experienced part gas will be talking about the flight maybe the video hopefully or whatever it's gotta be a great time so please turn into that and i be promoting

season three of efforts for family and of course the the patrice o neill stand up comedy benefit which is happening february nineteenth two thousand nineteen trying to get last rid of the last couple hundred tickets jos podcast aright tat have already read the the advertising let's read a little bit of questions here let's read somewhere questions are getting it back to the fucking german i've been beaten mr mom you know now that i've been off the road you know cause i wanna be with my in every morning i just you know there's always a reason not to the german dislike or i could sit here and reader a book you know or we could go to the playground or i could take a for a walk you now workable sure driver little electric car out and then kyoto is in town

china who now owns the dog you know when every comes into town he brings her and it was also gone on a couple a hikes with their own stuff i've they love that dog but she looks great if anybody's concerned and she has a dog friend now which i didn't have the skill set to make a call well run and other dogs of she's like she's living or bad life so she really is like an amazing story where is she abandoned by the l a river she had all these issues one of my wife's friends founder my wife took wherein we capture for eight years she lived in the lap a luxury it got too crazy you know she bit one of my friends this stuff usually ends with the people getting put down in this dog just keeps going too even better situation and now it has like you know it's the dog is like ten years old now so i mean it's in lino probably the final for five years

of its life and it's gonna live now has a best friend you know tat hang out with its really awesome it's really awesome i still get to see or once every couple of months the euro zone because i felt like when i got there dog i felt like a responsibility like this thing is is gonna live a full life it's not get put down i didn't anticipate that i'd have to give her away to somebody else but i made sure that when i did she had a good home so i feel like i did the right thing you know our any that's my little aren't i a great guy you know talking about myself very instagram influence bosnia's shall come to bosnia you lying ginger fuck thought i was going there you're fucking dose i'm fucked ketchup fuckin train let me know if i will find out along that these fuckin assholes over there

are we really going to estonia latvia like how much more do i have to fuckin do for you guys come to bosnia with bosnia spied out isn't just south east of of of prague that far is it isn't it just like a fuckin train right away let's see here let's see how close i mean i'm only flying from the other side of the globe you can't get on a plane for a couple of working hours are today bosnia that little jesus etc however that's right my fault where else am i going to be be in vienna so you see something bosnia vienna travelled

you say distance right on the worst with google action bosnia to vienna distance eight hours and thirty two minutes holy shit that's a fuckin driver my fault i'm starved i understand your argument plane ride at sea alone this is our fifteen its biplane jesus christ like how much can that cost flying from here to vegas you jump on south west like eighty bucks right good lord i apologize next time sir or ma am or or or transgendered person whatever the fuck you are we'll try and get to bosnia are right thought it was go under eu law ginger fuck isn't it

somebody from that part of the world to be judging somebody i'll try to get my down there right now it becomes all the all this shit about europe now we're getting all this advice on places to go things to do and the problem is i'm not really gonna have a lot of time on a chip about poland dear the bill i'm very excited about europe torn so am i m very excited to go to poland i'm polish but for now i'm living and working in sweden so i hope to get a ticket what do you stand ups in stockholm or in oslo one tipp about poland use it how you want in one of your late night shows visit you called poland in eastern european country excited about visiting their happy here that but while we polish hate the term eastern european for a few reasons

imagine what it will be the russians first is that if you look at them of europe geographically we're not on the east walden explain to me why the detroit redwings for so fuckin long we're in the east are they still on east coast time anyway so it's the same like nebraska is on the east coast i'd say more like michigan i can reason political is that this term comes from times when we were under the soviet union yes we fight back got our industry right back at our independence we are happy and proud about that i'm sure that you know remained to offend us also we are not hypersensitive pussies now you polish people seem fuckin cool i wish you a great time during the european council kick ass performance and lots of positive energy so as always go fuck yourself mike they might from poland

anyways i write point taken point forty take a jesus christ let me let me look at the fuckin map of europe here right europe may type it correctly wiki fucking why why would it go to fuckin wiki fuckin country peter fuck any i love wikipedia but jesus fucking christ why is it always go to wikipedia i don't i don't get it don't forget now i must see here are all about this i know you slightly fucking east i seek is that much of russia wait a minute

do i look up eastern you eastern europe map see what we got here now i got news for you body i just looked up eastern europe maps and your fuckin right in their eastern europe is poland czech republic so latvia hungary a gun croatia they don't have austria in there this might be because these are the these are the kind

that russia was had control of maybe that is what it is to see a more ok eastern european map about twenty nineteen how about you lead me fuckin click on it jesus christ twenty nineteen bomb i gotta be ass would you do if still fucking there still gets included in this yeah they got you wouldn't listen semi the fuckin whatever fuckin map you're looking at so i don't know what it is you know something i give up i give up we want one bit what are you listen to the guy that fuckin lives over there and my

we do in that i'd egg guy you actually lived in poland this is me from los angeles i think you're wrong about where you live might was i really just doing that for the last five minutes i apologize to do what you like those ball everybody hey we believe balls first of all first of all you work thank you i was that you seattle show and you indeed el ray we're hilarious thank you any is my school is in the rosebud this year and so you're such a veteran i was wondering if he had any advice for the first time i have the bay sick tailgating stuff like a grill beer a cooler should i bring anything special thanks and go fuck yourself alex alex bring it share bring some launch here someplace to sit down

turning if you want to hang afterwards let all the traffic leave i would bring some firewood that you can put it dear little her but she started little fired stay warm a lot of things that people forget don't forget plates don't forget napkins bring it rash bag deplore you shit in condiments utensils a table you don't be sidney haven't everything in your fuckin lab what else our call as i did you bring those little squares that make it easy to like they forget me the wood burning sort of whatever the fuckin that natural would charred crap if you can't do that should you unless you have the match white stuff a lighter beer bottle opener

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its literally one two three four five six seven eight nine and on how high up it goes but just make sure you remember where you are pace yourself depending on what time we're gonna go bring a cigar pure cigar first and bring a lighter bring a cutter all that shit you think that you could get you gonna you're gonna forget to good luck to you alright daughter mme able red nose hoops billy the red nose pew be i am a thirty three year old lady and am also a secondary black belt in go g go guru karate i've done martial arts for the last eight years that i have also dabbled in other styles and learned a lot of things from many different instructors that's awesome the reason i am writing to you is because i listen to you on conan colony

a friend podcast and even mentioned you wanted your daughter to learn mme or something but your wife might not thrilled about the idea i was hoping you could tell her that as a small woman i'm only five feet that knowing some to protect myself makes me feel better being outside or in crowds i think of it as having insurance you hope never needed but it's nice to have gap slowly i think all women should know how to do this and they should learning without it being broadcast out there that their learning because then the perverts will then start taking classes enshrine rule around the mad with you not only the lever defence against would have reduced the spring the shit on not only will you fuckin be able to do so yourself you should be able to catch the fuckin do sits there wouldn't they can lock him up in a perfect world are our instructors who are very carrying and our fathers themselves they will give your daughter tips and extra advice on how to face men since generally

speaking men are stronger i don't know i don't think is anything wrong with sending your daughter to dancing school sometimes that can help with your art front the dodo also did ballet but she said it helped with her footwork i have a dog that's three years old and when she's a little older i'll be enrolling her at my school which my husband also our sun attends daily being a marshall artists would make you die on feminine would you rather she be a little fancy town use preacher choir exactly does any questions i'd love to answer and will write back merry christmas and go fuck yourself yes thank am i going to read that to my wife like i never said that she can back and dad it's like you did you some level or at least that's the way i that's the way i heard it many

i've been doing well with my anger everybody than doing well with it like i immediately now i when i slip out i i'd start to apologise as i'm doing it being a baby and there has to be a more mature way to settle this and i swear to god if you're in guy out there i cannot tell you what that means to the woman in your life they like date they come the person they were when that when you madam you know lot of times when your wife a girlfriend changes because your changed their real into what you're doing you don't owe me not to give women a hundred percent a fuckin pass before all the women listen to this going that guy looking at their fuckin boyfriend hours but one thing women the dew was fuckin resident they can't just be right that they gotta see look at a plugin push your face down the paperwork says there right

oh yeah that's gonna be my thing and i'm gonna take em i go back to therapy next year just specifically to talk about anger and get this thing sorted out you know i keep threat then i might start going to sunday church again regularly even i don't believe in any of it i like it just as a way to reset and just kind of sit and think as a block out all the bullshit being said to me just sit there and think it be like what's important what do i need to do it i'll get your shit together you know don't you dick life is flying by our friend wants to get matching tattoos a billy burn epps so i've known this girl from going on five years now we

still remember the night we met ended developed a close intimate relationship sense a point we were together officially earlier this year then broke up and it was during this time she got attacked hu the symbolized the lost she felt after our break up we sent started talking again and we into a we went out too cancer together in san francisco and fell in love all over again well that's we return she asked me how i feel about getting a tattoo matching hers yeah i know you don't do that we're not officially back together but i think that meaning behind this tat too is deeper than that i feel like i'm connected to this regardless if i'm with her or not so i wouldn't regret it even if i didn't talk

were ever again i'm leading towards yes as obviously i really like this girl but i need an outsiders perspective it be my first and pride we only tattoo and it's not it's nothing ridiculous just a word on the forearm no name or anything like that she's beautiful and we get along like best friends as well as lovers what do you think yeah dude you don't get a matching tattoo with a woman ever and it maybe if here twenty i've years into being married and the kids moved out of the house you don't do that don't don't fucking do that ok you ve already broken up it seems like a very volatile emotional relationship you know you're my soul made i love you fuck you were breakin by got a tattoo talk about santa wasn't we broke up now we get back together now we need to get matching tattoos me this is it's why

i would win win the when the emotions level off a little ok wherein the grind of a relationship and you go don't run from that they can actually hang it is fucking reason to do that because if we end up fuckin breaking up which was no that sounds like there's a fifty fifty chance you will now you get this can tattoo on your arm and then you gonna get with the next person you know the procedure in a way maybe the foreseeable bead with and she's maybe like what's that any this is is tat too that i got from relationship that another woman also is walking around with and she's guinea thing if you fuckin think that it's gonna stay there the only reason why i would say to do it is because they still that laser fuckin surgery do don't get like regret are missing you a butterfly whatever the butterfly whatever the fuck she has an arm aright she fucked up she did that you didn't sell

you know this is a bad you know this is a good like locked the door best in the relationship to be a guy i dont want to do that i don't have it tattoos i'm not a tattoo guy i respect the fact that you did there are respected that means and what that means on your arm is in my heart i don't need to draw on my arm in the affair music deal breaker and you're gonna break up with me then than that that's fucking great i didn't do it ok don't do dear me sir do not you don't know me issues if you got the tattoo and she didn't do what you break up with her there fuck you know then why the fuck should that be a deal break or the other way around if the answer is yes then europe and crazy and i hope she's crazy to when you have a pause kid to negative make a positive i don't know it's like i just what do i would do i thought

the times in my younger time life of getting a tattoo and i never did and i'm so glad i did now because i feel like not having a tattoo is like rebellious but not even reverse its unique especially now when i saw the first fuckin person that wasn't like a pop star walking down the street would like a fucking face tattoo went across the street unlike what the fuck is that i do not like i couldn't tell why the person just look different until they get up close and so on god oh my god they drew on their face you draw my face do destroys airport ticket machine please tell me this is true that literally made my entire body just relax hey a pay billy ginger not a lot of stuff about my private this week everybody you know there's a lot of other things you can make fun of

you might like this one massive korean man destroys all the airport auto ticket machines because his one eight working what do you know something i kind of like this until he had erect everybody else's i spent a fair bit of time at this airport and the dude with the machine guns always seem to be right next to me anyway if you some time out of your fancy celebrity interview podcast i knew i was gonna get shit for that and want to see nor a normal slash insane can't lose is shit check it out thanks for the company it's been great for the last five years or so best rigour to you and yours and go fuck yourself aren't i gotta click on this go to age oh my god how did i miss out on this i have better my twitter account for couple days maybe people sent me ha ha ha ha ha ha

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yet this was in the states he really got chopped and the mother fucking throat after the first key us went down created work on your anger management issues there are better ways is on american telling people this there better ways this period it is period not period ok period shut the fuck up kind of us fuckin asshole uses that to give a lecture anyways just got a message facebooks call me i lost all my contacts there how do i know this is from my friend here a no anyway since this is the money money park as everybody go fuck yourself i have a great couple days i'll check it on your on thursday and don't forget to get years stockings