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This dig like they don't have Facebook. You don't have to be lonely. I look up. I got more aggressive farmers only with really just started Shit non fuckin city folk. You know me, city fog, just don't get it and they still make themselves look stupid city I just don't get it. They could go a global warming, they could go with overpopulation, they could go with quality of air quality of life space. There are so many different directions. Daddy you want to come back to my place and you go there. It's like some fuckin city apartment. You don't owe me we're like the kitchen is in the bedroom. The bed folds down from the wall. You can fuck an attack on that way, you remain some intruded trying to come through their window may say Folks, just don't get it. Then they go to their spread. Fucker

Get your own parking space, not drive around the block, like fuckin nine hours. Trying to find alternative side of the street Fuckin parking. There's all these different things, water levels, rising I saw this when these man in the street things about watching that debt channel vice you guys. What's the vice chair of the Fucking Great Channel, reminds me a lot of ways a little bit of. MTV during the early days were like they had a lot of funding. Promo commercials. I don't know why more fuckin networks, don't that cause? You know using fast forward to turn the channel when there's a commercial, what they get like. They are funny fucking. I should like to some talk show on their these two black do right now. One like due to one guy sort of Puerto Rican, maybe or maybe lay skins. I don't know I'm to wait to understand right, so they did. They do a talk, show so their hype in it in a show and like the New York City, do you know skyline like they always do before talk show, and it was a fuck up the joke. It was something

No big! Guess no ban, no audience! No, deeds. And then they got to the promo. Somebody comes out in Ghana. What the fuck was that I was watching us like this funding. This looks like way back in the day when I would see like ready the redwoods agenda actually driver. You know that have like funny? Promos, I don't know why they have got away from that, but anyways Speak it, alas, speaking of non white piece, I Four confront man this weekend in a ban was fuckin unbelievable right. I went down the day I did the dark matter pie, cast, which is David, involves podcast. Patrick time on that Afterwards, it like a Dave's do is show down at the Roxy. You want to come Friday Saturday night legacy, I mean I'm in the dark here, literally no pun intended. I didn't we did this

Christmas show every year and was like an all star line up. You don't know who the fox coming out. And Don T just go to the show, and then they just are bringing people out and I went down to go, see the show, and I mean I know it was gonna, be good, those fuckin ridiculous. They might People that they had come- and I would course I'm gonna fuckin- forget the names and everything, but you just Some will come out this guy. They sing stop saying the immigrant song and something else it fuckin murdered it. I never even heard of the guy fucking money the ban was unbelievable? I was killing it then they brought out may see great and then she sang, What did she say? She sang the pretenders brass and pocket. And then she sang Radiohead creep Jesus Christ, what the fuck and then they brought out Cyprus, hill and all

was doing like their own style of music. Everybody would like switch it up so They bring out this date. They get this fuckin intro which no performer wants to get night. The guy goes to do. The intro need just goes, Billy Morrison wasn't just fucking. Everybody right goes on. This next guy! You know people suggested him for this show You know for Sula Gay, you know we don't know, we don't off is right for the show and then we sign- and absolutely blue us away. Our jaws were on the ground. I'm telling you this fucking guy is unbelievable. Yadda yadda and I'm thick. In the crowd gone now, not that that controls the fuck were, you can follow taken in a car with these guys were one of the best weapon. Today they re did the might stand. I very much still go. Instead, we asked you to start right from the start. Give me a fucking intro like that

it's in the back like guy, he turned it down, taunted downright do this. Guy came and totally fuckin lived up to guys Arap. Romano know shit about here, Popper anything like this guy posts Malone. So the guy had saved, for whatever reason said this guy's responsible for our Justin Bieber career right. I don't know why you would say that in front of a bunch of fuckin forty two fifty seven year old white people right, so this comes walk out there. You people boy. Like birds, well, you know like five people because of the just Bieber thing. I love people in their fortys and fifty's. Fuck. You talk about how bad Justin Bieber music is it's like? Really, it doesn't speak to you you're fucking dope. It's not for you you don't know me, that's it's like a man at the fucking insult the guy, but you know me it's it's forgets for young people, the elderly. Are they can't? I

I can understand people getting their forties fifties and they just stay there I understand that somebody's perspective. As a twenty something year old is not going to seem like the same as theirs in recently gone like what the fuck is that, that's bullshit, that's it that's a stupid bottle bubble burst like yet. Yet that's what you did when you say that can somebody he'll be in the forties, antelope backers, for twenty two twenty three and what the fuck was, I think it somehow for people don't get in their literally Boeing. You know Justin. Bieber ETA show Justin Bieber isn't at so this guy fuckin workin out ages. Except the microphone yours. What's up allay I'm drunk as fuck right so immediately the crowd just starts cheering. Goes. I am use of imo wrapper

and everybody I was assuming in the crowd, was like we're going. I guess I'm completely unfamiliar with you. I may white guy pushing fifty have no idea. You are right, so They start playing rage against the machine killing in the name of, and I'm like going out God a wrappers gonna sing. Did they got there? out of tune on. You know it's gonna be like so you can have which deal under his arms like fuckin elbow cool j when it did the unplug. What's gonna happen here, though this guy, this fucking murdered the sun fuckin murdered disarm. Don't just two the whole thing to another level, and it never back down again. Everybody else match this guy. This fuckin do was unbelievably saying that song and then saying Allison change would fucking murdered both of them and you lilies. Altered in the crowd everybody on their farms going like who the fuck is this guy? I get into town

Some of this shit his alleged, think so later on that we can watch advice and there's another funny promo he's sitting there that Guy Post MILAN right, I'm sitting there with near, got that's the point. Guy. I saw that the guy that murdered that song, those two songs right, so maybe so? can a balkan conspiracy theories are even the commercial was about. It was just him talking to another. Guy tat is very like early days of MTV. He was just I can about conspiracy, theory. And being able to Laporte any just go like say: here's area, fifty one ripe, which of course, that rather than saying San, Diego, Ok he gets his area. Fifty one right here. He is Still you do. You want to fly from area. Fifty one does jail. Gonna fly all away here. You know, the draws the Arctic distant draw straight line like someone actually understands aviation right, because is what Crete me out, because if you just do a straight line a bit like this guy's disguise out of his mind,

the second. He drew the Ark and my go fuck, I'm buying into this theory right and he goes and he goes a quotation they just do stuff like this. Just takes the paper and the ex where Eric Fifty one was in the actual Australia's. He just takes the paper aegis folds some together because it's like It goes. I know you guys think I'm out of my mind, but I know this shit is true and I was like disguise brain that's what my brain tells me. You know so I don't know anything about. Any visa enables uneven music but I'm definitely gonna work download some of his shit. If anybody knows what is stay album, is or whatever you know, a good jump off point for that guy, they would be. It would be a tremendous, so one where's, oh by the way Navarro fuckin kill the guitar so long that too, I wonder how the hell he was gonna do not know if they came up with their yeah and affects pedal.

Made the noise at the dude, for you no fuckin way against the machine. You know cuz when he came out here. That will have weird sounds and he made out I was in over my head musically about fucking fifteen minutes ago or whatever, and I want to thank everybody dark matter for four hooker me up see that show this fucking great man just a great damn show. So, of course I talk to Dell Ray who sees everything he does. I am yours. I want that, show it like the fifth anniversary and it was like, Can I let me in even Tyler, I'm just like I'll fuck, your man Fucking you're never gonna be deemed El Ray. What the fuck I went to a concept story, fuckin guy seen everything so anyway, watching this vice chair, I not just ploughing through the ship for can all over place and my wife just kept. You know recording the ship they recouped, she recorded

something about like D Jays, she recorded something about these. Did the fuckin kids, those zero oil barons or whatever oil money in Saudi Arabia. So both of these right, the dj thing, you know it's just something. I'd seen before the shown, how much money that they're making enough in Vegas and it was funny to actually actual actually a couple of them. What future. Wasn't a few of them understood it and a few images like it's never gonna, end, etc. It's like doubt some point you're going to be the Bee jeez in January of nineteen eighty, it happens. To all genres or music. In the end. So few bans figure out how to do and how to age gracefully from one area to another.

I gotta say what you think. I was talking about that and I came on what fucking progress as you. You have to say. I don't know how do it, but somehow you have to like your music ass, the age with you, so you don't look like a fuckin moron, but, Stu Bieber has got a right, some fucking middle age, ship. When he's in his middle age. You know as can be seen in a bar whenever the forever the fucking things about you, no immediate, look stupid forty, you know, and it makes I repeat that everybody in the crowd fills old, then used a guy, we're gonna die. You know. You just see mortality when they come up first, I saw that was one ten years ago, when David Lee Roth came back with Van ailment, and I want to go, He then, here when I was at all my god. This can be fucking great right, Kip if he's back, I saw

Dave, went on the item and smile Torres can easily thrown just things. We followed fuckin, kicks and jumped up to stage to the fuckin split right, and dude, he came walking around stage and I swear to God and negative five seconds. Like five he's damn all of work die dire and idyllic. This wave of fuckin depression just hit You know until I really realized like wait. A minute like you know, Tarzan, drummers, don't get old men, they do like you know they can still fuckin enough. They have a technique wherever they can still fucking, still package, my forgotten Eddie. You now explain again for fifty fucking years and they were unbelievable. The singer has it the worse, because your voice naturally drops and of course, What for my era actually fuckin sang? You know that this shit,

Justin Bieber born. I was watching a dj thing on the vice channel. They fuck. He shows up at some some poor party, you know we're everybody's fucking veto. Turning, cameras around doing selfies and the peace sign in the duck lips at all. That shit any show up to sing a song clearly fuckin lips, thinking he's not even trying to do a good job and everyone is freaking out. There was a few times like he took. The MIKE away from his mouth, pointed at the crowd. He could still hear him singing but he gave a shit. There was no banned. There was nothing in all these YOLO do she's we'll go on fucking nuts is like how I don't know that it makes me feel like back in a day if you ever got caught, Milly, vanilla, all fuckin, humility, Milly and vanilla, his whole fucking wade through that. Nobody gave a shift towards twenty thirty fucking years earlier, Euro

Yes, because those guys are technically even saying on the track. I don't know everybody. Fuckin commercials. Now I mean it's back of its. The whole thing is just changed: just do it. What you don't have to saying you can forget, you know you can lips sync your way with this year hit song through a calmer. Fuckin under rules it actually equates to more album downloads. Evidently I should just be sitting on a portrait now watching young people work and by Yelena that's what this part justice just slowly becoming So anyway, I'm watching that channel. The next thing near recorded boys, sing about dear It looked like those same guys that I saw when I was in London. The Middle Eastern due to fly. A cargo planes fly in all their fuckin cars. With this same ridiculous rap, you know.

Or maybe it's a pay job. I think it's a rap that they put on their economy and mean they get like the fucking. It's like that. Marriage, finnish, like those three People in China now with the gold suits they'll. Do that's like Mercedes and all that well, when they're back that country? Another status symbol is too old. Like endangered species are exotic animals, as they call him in these fuckin guys They don't like cheetahs and lions and tigers, and it was the most Sterling fuckin thing I'm coming in a distant like a PETE away. I just said that going like dude. That is a fucking lion you got it on a leash and these things kept. You know They have their friends, overlaid, sort of lunch at eminent friends or jump right away with a laugh, and it's just like. We saw how big these things were it's just like.

They could like sort of like the thirty percent, like bitch lap a refrigerator and the thing would Tipp over and go flying across the fuckin room. You don't owe me, and these guys are faculties. So this fuckin lay goes over there. This white lady making white people look really fucked. Stupid shit she's, like she fuckin goes over this guy's God, Damn house he's got a job fuck, in line. Our only goes well we'll get or a tiger assumption egos. I will get you comfortable, will, let you play with some smaller ones. First, so she's what these little ones. In immediately as our front with the long term, it goes on opiate Anthony brought in a fuckin. The baby, Eiger wasn't white ones. Some shit Beat they wanted a whole? If I wanted to hold- and I was like now- the thing was upset. It didn't want to fuck it be there and I scratch by a house cap Fuckin killed,

right now. I got me with one god damn clock when right down my forearm, I had put all this shit on its. I would get some sort of God Damn Disease and looking at this is cute little baby Tiger Alai, whatever the fuck, it was lost Freedom Roy once the Marie. Carry one words, all fuckin white, you know and. I'm just looking at the size of its fuckin pause. Unlike that things pause already like four times the size of a house care. I've got some By house can do things in a bad mood, financing deal to think it was fun is actually scratched Anthony. If I remember correctly me here, to get legal tetanus shot or something I'm sort of ointment ETA be put on his fucking neck. So anyway, so this lady goes in the right and she's playing with them. She's like oh, my god, they saw a jar and was not impressed with the intellect of the woman at that they're gonna get somebody like fuckin spider right, so

She goes outside to meet this line. Ok, this lioness and this No way to describe to you how big fuckin line is not very often that you get to see a person's standing next to a goddamn line. She walks up to that. In the general area, the cinema things immediately. Looking at all the way a fuckin wild animal looks at you, you don't owe me it's the same. I have always said this is the same way like a fuckin. Hooker looks at you worry, there's no bullshit. You know you know Are some woman looks at you? You know chewing. If I you know, she's just trying to get a fuckin drink. Hooker looks he would sit surreal deal like here. I will fuck you. Ok if the circumstances are you know, you got the money I will fuck you right. It's the same thing, like lines, they look at you I give the opportunity arises, I will kill you You dogs, don't look at you like that fuckin lines, Yo Cats attempted

catch. You know you turn around catch of stocking and shit, but then you look at it but turn run away. If we cat do in this house cat, but turn around that's a line, and it doesn't run away if fuckin lunges at you, maybe gives you that refrigerator bitch slap right. So this fuckin thing is looking at it and he stood that the owner, who hasn't oh training whatsoever, says fuck thing I do my palms would like sweaty, I had a gateway where's watch in bed. I literally stood up what the fuck are you doing so thinking over immediately starts crawling on top of her son, and then she said two hands on the side of the thing and starts like, like you know, Robin it like it's a giant dog, and I remember was that there's a Youtube video of that's done. Men worked with bears and he had brought his some sort of relative in their who want to learn how to work with bears, and he told the keepers hands down by his side. The bare came up in like stuff

on its back, legs put its paws on Adieu, shouldered any instinctively put his hands on either side of the bear which the bear oh gas, like in a grey of moving, wanted to fight in a fuckin, killed this guy. So Put your hands, then I see that I go fuck. Is this thing the bear. I don't fucking know and all of a sudden she got just little bit scared and then the thing like collapse down honour and weird, really quick and then the guy stood up with this rope, fucking leash like quickly rise to pull the lie in a way which she does and this woman it's like. I was. How was I guess, and feeling goes spiritual experience of our votes. I bet you almost got. Fucking killed. And then the guy goes yeah. You got scared in its senses, your fear and then I've got thank God. She didn't make any high pitched noise like this Of an animal like suffering, you know I mean giving up like a dog toy, you know when they buy dynamics and high pitched noise. It excited

predator and so I see them near. I got how far into this show before they show. As somebody get killed I go on. I say about seventeen minutes. They did it. Was it He ended the show. And they would just like to eat after we left This fact in woman, basically the housekeeper comes at a right. She did fucking do anything she's not like these fuckin guys who for some reason, like its total like mail. Ego. Go she trying to outdo the other Fuckin rich guy down the street that they get these things. They don't know. Anything about the animals. They fuckin Lee sets away it was presented, they did know shit about the fucking animals and then they were like now that thing has a better life live in here, it's walking around in a fucking cage.

I do what you want to walk around in a cage I mean you can always get knifed. You could get killed. The salient animal could in the wild, so fuckin, whose Killin alight other than other human big, so anyways this fuckin housekeeper Kay, men and she got Malta He's fucking lines in bring the woman in the guy tried to say a dog did it and they will These injuries are a little more than a dog. And then the owners, I quote whatever, do you mean it's like well she's missing her left arm, The claw marks on this, and, if so, you know what the fuck it so? Did he had three lions? He went home shot all of them and then burn their bodies out in the desert. So we denounce- and nothing would fucker happened to him and it was just like you get together. They go fuck and inevitable.

They are like cheaters disguise riding in a fuckin six wheeled Mercedes. What the fuckin cheetah that woman's get in the cargo. Oh, it's it's! It's acting! It's like a dog, its panting, it's looking of the world! maybe they had to get somebody. I'm not saying she was not a smart person. She just wasn't very aware: the situation. I feel- and I just kept pairing like There- was back in the day like fifty Deaf GM com, stood bids about how white people fuck with wild animals? So in a way I'm like all? This is good for once it Why people being idiots with wild animals? You know what's Arabs, let's lets you know a little heed awful whitey, and then they bring this white lady and there she fuckin does everything that every one of those bits says that we do so anyway, it to some of the sum of the reeds here for the week? If I can, if my fucking

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than about that, when you get like back up the answers and they're all hanging on your every word in the end, they literally wanna, be you like there's no way to keep keep yourself Either to any sort of fuckin reality, our advice, a different story for small. Did I talk about everything? I wanted a fuckin talk about this week Let's talk about you guys do what you cry if you later, pod cash. You can still start right now, man, I've been trying to do a half hour, cardio every single day, because Israel two in Thanksgiving New Year's you eat all of this fuckin shit you put on weight than Eagle just start the year behind the aid. By the ape. All right, as, like my fucking, do that? so as of December. First, I've been true. Do cardio a half hour cardio every single fuckin day of course I fucked up right. What do I do? I I made it through the first eleven days

and then December twelve, I had a busy morning and you really gonna knock it out in the morning, which I didn't. Dig at longer and longer and then I came home. He was watching so Fuckin tv. Just like I did come for now is this like are acting like. I was a good husband rather than I gotta, given that fuckin elliptical again, so I missed a half hour on the twelfth thirteenth Did my half hour so I had twelve or thirteen days fort need, I missed their nose like fuck. This is becoming a trend now I owe that machine down their sixty minutes, plus the thirty four today that was Friday December fifty, so I got on that Bob Bob Bob Bob Bobo, Doo, Doo, Doo, doo doo, be read Kay eggs. I got on the thing I did in our in eleven minutes. Seventy one minutes out of the ninety minutes. I just looked at it like it was a basketball game or sporting event, I was down by ninety points and so

next day I started my day. I was down nineteen points, plus the thirty I had to do. End up doing an hour on the elliptical. So now I was up eleven minutes and then like that I, like the results, are doing to fuck an hour. So then say. I did in our and four minutes so that it now I'm I was down ninety minutes now. I was up in our fifteen, also known as seventy five minutes, and then yesterday I did in our fifteen minutes, So, how do you know what I'm up at this point? Forty five minutes, plus an extra forty, five actually up ninety minutes, some way that I don't know what the fuck it is. I can Will you never, but all I want to do. I was going. Half hour every day, and that was gonna, be so thirty one days over fifteen and a half hours cardio. But now think I'm gonna do hours every day for the rest, the fuckin year. I wait myself

The other day I was once seventy seven and when I came back from FUCK in Europe, I was about ninety, so I've taken thirty, pounds offsets since since that trip. So I all about the fucking cardio. I would like to do you know if I, if you know the reality, is that you get an elliptical every day did fuckin sixty minutes. If you just did that, you know, and then, when you do that, when you put together a playlist, that's when you gotta by telling you gotta love like birds like iron maiden or they have said Seven minutes songs, you know, least them the songs release formats, which is a huge fuck and junk you. Don't I just my sweatshirt over the clock and I'm just like I just peak of the clock after every done right. So you just two and a half hour of car, you gotta, listen, aroma the ancient Marin. It's a thirteen minutes saw you know here the whole fuckin thing they die.

But the dominant over the dogma that over about that, you don't know how to use the forgetting the courtesy they apart. You gotta go fuckin twenty seven minutes down to fourteen minutes like a fucking joke. I always do to put it on. Haven't come on time. It was like twenty one minutes. You know I just covered up because the next time I look, I'm gonna be in single digits obedient, like eight or nine minutes spoken from Despite ways a body my drunk teacher, was show me this fuckin song this week how I sucked in this review has been a big sound guard fin. Somehow I never heard that some rhino sore and as always I came and what the sickest fuck drums become obsessed with. That song and that fuckin album and

Shawn, I thought it said two thousand and sixteen I was at that got back together. This is the latest shit and then I looked again and said: one thousand nine hundred and ninety six We fuckin thing that I listened to. I don't know what happened we, I think part of exec got old and that was also like trying to fucking get somewhere as a comedian. I just completely missed out. Twenty years of music and like half this shit, people show me I'm like that. Fuck. You know it always sounds like it's brand new to me when they come out and they, like it two thousand to I just I just can't get content I get twenty years a shit. I got a fucking sift through. So as there's any other drivers out there, No part of my lessons. Easel play shit at the Inn Your training shit, like you gotta, trying to figure out the movie I gotta figure out what time signature was in and this to figure out what time signature was in. Of course, I was fuckin it up

few dramas there it's in six? But if you count the eight now you just can't up. Twelve in the phrasing is seven and five and I would place you are here, but I was just feel like because I do advertising. If I play any music. Else and someone's gonna come after me. Be like you always money. You made money. Other me on these. Why you played our focus zone or ever anyways what you got to get a patriot yesterday? everybody's flipped out about our defence. Like I don't know what the big you know, we be the ravens in the ravens. Did you notice they got there? subscriber bacchanalia Suggs, they re Louis, and he had read so The big three is basically down to one dude. You know they're, not who the fuck. They were

Then we beat the Broncos in mile high, where we never fucking weird, but they basically enabling a rookie quarterback. So frustrated with the patriots because it seems like they only protect their offensive players. They bid. I've been bitching about this, but they just know that fuckin cornerback, whatever the fuck his name, is Caleb. What the fuck his name is like when he was. What does that their whole cited his hosts quadrant sexually? It was just shut down. What didn't we liked about? Why we just keep that guy we always we got fuckin wide receivers. We got fucking quarterback, that's what we keep Allah commissioner, this is my theory bilbil. Check, is such a defensive genius. I think he just like you know what I don't fucking need. You know I don't know, look My fucking appeared just decided, you know, I said our deal. Contact me in an hour

like art, and I was gonna, buy now she's thinking with my fuckin phone, like whose doing this but with disabilities pocket satellites just fuck, it pointed out anyways, I think, AEGIS. Is convinced that he can take any second round draft pick train person into being a and nfl quality. Player at that position, slash borderline, all probity and if you become an all pro, then he just Fuckin gets ready at the second, you want money, fuckin be doing it. Forever, but back in the day, and we keep Mcguinness we kept Grable. So deep, I felt like had an identity now took every three years. It's like a whole new fuckin defence drives me up the fuckin wall, we'll see because I watched the giants, you know, and you know, like a patriot fans every year when the giants go on their run. You get this

sickening feeling in your stomach going, I got fuck, yet you want to play a game as we got gonna beat at one time. You know what I was sitting at going like alright. Well, they lost Tom Coughlin. This is going to be huge, and lo and behold that doing it again, they're on another fucking run all right. The defence looks fuckin amazing, That's any difference doesn't look but does not look as good as theirs. And that are not there giants thing like doing things about the giants as they dont scorning fuckin points for whatever What can reason they got? Eli who's got the beast: they got the fuckin. Get the diva there. His name had a fine by me. Your memories for shit. I just thought why it back Fuck, your web is less. They have the same name as the fuckin soccer play with all the tattoos is married to the spice girl back up in ITALY back about Del back there you go see the learner, my fucking old brain works. Now I gotta go.

Brain exercise websites to try to help you with your short term memory I don't know I've fascinating, how they can have him at wide receiver. You know they're playing their crews guy a bunch of fuckin money, but they got Eli their able to keep him, but then, on the other side of the ball again, J P, P, unimpeded fucking mess up his hand like day they seem they dare more balanced. You know so one of Chandler Jones wanted money, fuckin earned it. Sometimes I just feel we get around with factually built supposedly after went before you realize Bilbil checks knows what he's doing. I know I know I'm just so, at the end of sea western. They just seems like this stronger I'll right now, the downtown the silent, I'm selling, I don't believe it. I don't believe in it. Cowboys and I believe in a coach- and I know about you, know this is totally based on. I look at that guy in a guide I humbly Winnetka just out.

P Carol is a fucking beast, Eli is an animal and their coach. You, I swear to God, looks like he won. Some radio contest. Is is a is a wolf in Sheep's clothing is a wolf and upper deck fuckin. A pretzel get mustard Oliver's face clothing. I think one of teams of and going out on a limb. I think one of those two teams goes Do the today super bowl and having watchful teams. I think I would rather play rather play Seattle and That's only because Seattle, you know what you want a couple event when a Savoy, your back to back in our they lost too, when you guys see that they could be the patriots. If I could beat us this year, but we'll see pussy, I never fucking believe and my team, You know I mean I don't know why I always to see the fuckin

you know why are we doing? Why are we doing So many ways we shall see but be nice to me, the giants again. Finally, fuck it when we act You would have to win the game, or else Tom Brady would forever just get ripped on sports. Talk, radio boilers, mouth breathe. Dobbs. They would be like. Don't don't you like it was this one on one game like Tom every Superbowl has not led this team down the field for the winning score he's to do that. Every Superbowl that he's Bennett. You know and four out of six times the defence went out did their job and two times they did not I'm not taking it away from fuck any like two times. Eli beat our defence, but he beat our decent He did not be Tom Brady, however, when you're

quarterback you take, the bright blame you know how to do is look at their Marino and they ridiculous level of shit that that guy takes, despite the fact, all records that that guy I have never understood this system. Did he have to tackle? People too was he's to run the ball up. The gun to fucking eat up some of the clock. I don't know I guess she's so fucking the shit the damage is the dumbest. It's the dumbest, there's so much. The game is changed by the way. I look this up. The other just because all they do is fuckin, throw the ball, and I looked at all time. You know, running back just rushing all time for your career and I'll tell you now, what's his face, Psmith. Now what's gonna break their fuckin record the weight the way they just don't run the fuckin ball? No one's gonna, get anywhere near that thing.

Let me look this shit up like I looked it up yesterday, and. Not now I dont know install he's fucking things fuck off Jesus Christ cycle Fuckin kid tugging at your Mammy Mammy Mimi, every time a fell. Russia, where the fuck is proof of origin This is the best thing ever so I looked this shit up, ok and in the top twenty top twenty like, whereas of right now, there's only three active players in the top. Twenty. The first seven all retired, ok, the of the highest ranking one is Frank Gore who has twelve thousand nine hundred thirty one yards are right. Then you gotta go all the way down to sixteen. You got Adrian Petersen, who grew,

it took a year off. He cosy his kids apples with some we found in the woods in Petersen, and then he got Stephen Jackson at eighteen hour you go to the all time where the fuck is passing when their health, Passing yards, how hard it defined that passing yards are right. There's only there's only there's only three active players. Twenty, russian right starts. It and ends at eighteen. Alright, sing all time this the top fourteen there's six active players. Six active is in the top fourteen. All time, there's only the queue bees in the history of the ETA felt that is thrown as men or more yardstick six current fuckin players and the top two, All time are Peyton Manning Inbred, farm paint Manning just retired last year, bread, five retired.

Six years ago? It's fuckin humble viable like how much this game is changing. There's only two really old school names, in the top twenty, Johnny Unitas was the one friend talking to and once what's his face, like. John. Our way Warren Moon that club Dan flouts Joe Montana. They came in they did their damage to carry colleges in the fuckin he's sick these all time so He got so you got paint Manning's one bread farm is too true. Breeze is three: was sixty five thousand forded sixty two yards is less than seven thousand yards, less sixty six five hundred yards away, from owning the record, Damn those fourth, then it's Tom Brady

John Outweigh worn. Moon and Eli Manning is eight, then friend, targeted and Ben Ruthless Vince Testa Verde, Philip Rivers, drew Bledsoe, Carson, Palmer, dead faults. I've seen like everybody all of these points, play in my lifetime. I did catch the indifferent, targeted dance, odds, carry Collins, Joe Montana, Johnny United. They didn't see, Dave Craig Boomer size and Donovan Mc Nabbs are done, is twenty first all time. That's how much the fucking game is changed its it's unbelievable. And what it is that these guys are alike throwin for four yards: five six yards of shit used to give to the running back, so I think Smith Walter Peyton, those guys. No one's gonna touch their father and I arrived you get enough fuck it attempts to even do it was

point two that bill I'm here to say they throw the ball a lot. I guess that's what I'm saying Jimmy say completely chain and then nothing to just the way that they they protect the fuckin quarterbacks. You know when I called the Tom Brady Rule, because it Me turn around. Looked the referee said: hey my Jersey that I feel, like I'm sorry, fucking through the flag, really cause it to Tom Brady Rule, which I love. I love that they called the Tom Brady rule because it is you know you got a protector. Quarterback sexual everybody realises that you know when, when the best. Yeah everybody knows the fucking quarterback that guy gets knocked out, no one's going to watch the game, so they protect the hell out of them and they're like that fuck everybody else. People who not into sports there into off They want to see some action, so they just a minute, I like a legal to cover. Fuckin cover a fuckin receiver. Damn renal did the shit you could do during that guy's fuckin careering still through for, like sixty thousand fuckin yards.

It was talk about steroids right leave, they put an asteroid. Next to your name. You know they. Don't the same way and will give bury bonds is just do it's like a deterrent and tell me of all of these funds? guys were as good as Dan Marino with the in the yard so putting up fuck out of you all right advice, difference and history dear bill the bill? Yes, I'm only a bill, I'm a big fan of yours, I really enjoy. Your part. Cares you! Thank you very much. I appreciate I am twenty eight years old and in our relationship with my girlfriend, who seven years younger than me and who plan on marrying were really great together, I lover with regulations. That thing is is as our relationship has gone on we Slash I've been getting some static from people about our relationship. Well, who gives a fuck what they think like, I said she seven years younger than me, but we ve known each other for while we ve now when I was working on it, first job as a councillor at a camp

when she was one of the kids Jesus Mommy man. I was seventeen and she was ten yeah yeah. That's dead, set creepy thing. That's a creepy thinkers! Some point: you will, like all other their little kid. The Woody Allen moment we got it adorable than some point. The switch from to be in, like a think, I wanna fuck that This does no way to get around that, sir. He have to understand so anyway, She says nothing happened between us at that point. I would hope so it wasn't until we reconnected years later, when we were all there that we started talking again and really getting to know each other. I guess that's fair, but People are going to say some shit right anyway, I'm getting should from some family and friends because of our history, just from an outside source. I'd like to know what you think do you think stranger weird. I know these people out there, fifty

twenty years apart. It's just with our history. It throws people off again. What do you think when unbiased prospects perspective thanks, go fuck yourself, the thing is that you were seventeen and she was ten when you first matter does. Makes it weird. Like my wife, is ten years younger than me, but I didn't meter until I was like you know: thirty, five and It was twenty five eight nea come in here, is a question somebody somebody's twenty eight we say they are windy, who did so out of breath for committing Jesus so this guy is dating this woman right. He wants to marry he's twenty eight she's twenty one. He said the thing is that I met her when I was a counselor I was

tat. She was only ten because obviously, nothing happened, because obviously nothing happened. Men, but now that we're together people are given a shit. I would say that there was a ten year difference between us, but I you know I was thirty five year, twenty five, so among so they're. Looking at you like you, grooming, her since she was like seven years, hobble, yeah but he'd like matter, but then then simply then see or for a while. Then they reconnected, narrow requires, which happens, don't worry about it. Have you, no everything is on the up and up to steer thing. It is. Our and we call with it. You know is our family. Given him the side I like he was grooming, our seems just be friends. What do you mean his friends people that he knows it just like this what do I would just whatever those programmes are giving him about it? I would

if you meet new people I wouldn't tell them that's how you first matter. Probably not not. Everybody needs to know your entire history and now just because people or misinterpreted, but have you as our fine, your families or fire, might don't worry about it. Yes, long is nothing happened when you were a councillor exactly as long as you're sure nothing happened when you were a councillor which I am sure that Teddy We want to push this link its I see that identity is sorry, you're gonna you have enough. This is certain level. Is shit. You're gonna have to deal with where you going going out to have a little breakfasts with a friend, Unlike the vagueness of that him, a little breakfast with a friend. I'm going to have smoothly with Chelsea already I have to say that smooth these Chelsea per ready

incremental zone Chelsea already- He's from Sacramento now Hellas, Sacramento, our new white trash from she is she's white trash from northern California. She is also a republic, anyway, fuck em, I do just you know who gives a fuck. This the deal once you get married? You fuckin, kids and shit you're, never going to see anybody anyway, so gives a fuck who gives a fuck what people think go out in you, what makes you happy? Ok as long as you're, not hurt anybody and you're, not breaking the law. Please go out and do it before just me, happy becomes illegal, because in just a level that the population is going, and you know I'm thinking by the end of my life. I don't know what it's gonna be like over. I

we do not end up like China what China so fuckin overpopulated they get elected. Nobody drive cars for like five fucking days and justice. Shit that they are dealing with is its brutal over that when you don't take the priest, please. I saw the priests everybody, I'm gonna be selling the car. I just can't find the title so ice I sent in all the forms, The deal we buy injurious no big Hollywood folly so, as I said it in the local one, and am I fucked up? Not only did I sends the wrong d of the IRA, for some reason, twenty seventeen on the checks of those trying to be full of fat once there end up having to send it up to Fucking Sacramento. So I'm waiting for that thing, so I can finally get rid of that other fucking car Our idea? We go girlfriend Tex pay bill.

In in a bit of a tough situation. I think you are you wrote in twice and would love to. You taken on it, I'm twenty four years old and was recently seeing a thirty three year old girl wow. I love it, but our du du du com rub my fucking balls you, forget nine years old, for about six months. Within the time span I cheated on our twice. I told her about it. Although she was upset, we agreed to get back together and start over a new Everything was relatively fine until last week I went to her house before she got off of work to do so. Work on a computer. When I noticed her text messages opened. Computers are usually linked to a person's phone. So Will the sea all over tax I'm sure you know by now where this is going J J S

She has gone through my text before I figured I would take the same. Vase of liberty, while you ve factor twice. I would think that she would be doing that. I found particularly strange thread from someone named Lauren who I found out. Actually her ex boyfriend and she had it in her phone in a woman's name, o god they were set think back and forth talking dirty and exchanging pictures. I also about, she was sending him videos of us having sex what the fuck, what duff whoa, That's don't that's legal that legal weight did, you can see a way out is at work. If you consensually, let somebody. If you didn't know you'll be felt, I don't think that that's legal.

This is what I do know, I'm not a lawyer, and I have no idea what the lies are. Events continue, I confronted her on it and at first she minimize the entire situation, say. It wasn't really that big of a deal since then we ve been going back and forth arguing. You know what you guys are both like not ready to be in relationships remotely and thank You both found this out before you got married and had kids she's, apologies, but I'm not really sure what to do. Did she cheat on her, so does that even the playing field- ores, The whole thing just rooted in dysfunction and k I say ago walked towards the light. And telephone just slowly and water in my life again or if I should just walk away. Please help me here. I am emotionally involved in this situation, so it's hard to make a clear objective called do just walk away, walk way and you need to do some work on yourself

cause. I think you're fucked up dude. And I'm saying this with Empathy Europe Deb do does actually relationship guy improbably would have just got married and fuckin head your own little fuckin standard whatever, but some fucked up happening. He was a kid you got Boundaries, so you get into relationships with dysfunctional falcon people, and then you can see consider continue to fuck around on the side at all. At the it's actually very commentary, so I would say what you need is you need to be single. And you need to do some work on yourself. I may would go to therapy figure. What you deal is really to figure out what the fuck is, that you want I feel what it is that you looking for and then just take a baby step everyday walking towards it. That's what I would do, but I would get out of this relationship and I

over the same advice to day you gotta get out of it, it just now that you're gonna be fuckin lonely, but did L takes his light data to three months? You be fight me. Just me, yourself go to the gym which do as you you're breaking a routine and you fuckin use to this part. And being in your life, but like the fur, there you go without saying that person, the more objective you can be and you can look back and then one day you just can be what the fuck was. I thinking. And it can actually be funny to you all. You can really just see like like like what the fuck is wrong With me that I would do that to a person and what is with me that someone would do that to me and I would consider stay. You need some self esteem, their body or a girl with pet rat Jesus Christ. Dear Billy, Christmas toe, not that meets I've been listening to the park has for a long time. I,

came into a situation that resulted in me having to make a decision. Instead, in writing into you and asking what to do in this situation. I decided to do what I thought you would want, to do it? with the results do don't base your life What the fuck, you think I would want to do, but this is already interesting last month. Girl, I've been dating, got a pet rat boy. A pet fucking rat. Ok,. Is it Angelina Jolie than she have a rat shifts, Billy Bob's blood around her neck? We had been. For about four months and it was going well. I would say that if we work together about six months, Have moved in with that? We really clicked while she got tat rat, and I wasn't down with the not because I had a problem with a rat in a cage but taking the rat out of the cage and holding it while we watch the movie.

I can barely even stand a cat on her lap because I dont trust them, so I voice my concern and she laughed them off and ended up? a bigger argument and eventually came back around to the rat. I told her It was me other rat. She said she'd. Rather me you, Mr Wurtz, has she rather have me. I guess there was a long pause in some serious thought. I really like. This girl and honestly, if my devotion ever came down choosing between her and anything short family or friends, would she already girl ever accept that. Dude you so emotional, you skip and words here, probably not dates a bail on the guy who's, not sure. If you choose you or something potentially spreads diseases. Anyways, that's what happened. Merry Christmas to the birds but what you are doing is she.

Loves that rat in your making. Her get rid is something that she loves. So there's gotta, be, I guess, a pause. I don't know, I think that it was really bugging you was really fuckin, bothering you and you let it simmer, and then you just fuckin hid it with do. You know you are ready to talk about this four days weeks. I don't know how long and then you just fuckin caught her off guard and she been bonding with this thing. And you made her make us Sophie's choice between you with a rat Which. I gotta tell you, I don't know about that move How about that move? You could easily just said: listen, I respected back that you, like a rat. Ok,

The first thing I would do is, I would look up. Life expectancy of a rat Right- and I don't mean someone- that's niches, because I think body. Even I note with this age is white, as I am that snitch is get stitched snub to life expectancy. What do guys think I what's the overrun here, I'll fuckin Ratcliff say they live sixty eight years. You know if there's the prices right now is the last person to fucking. I would say six by mistake: eight eight years life expectancy of a rat. To you, Let's do it only lives so fuckin two years on. This is what you say. The word hasn't got rid of the wreck. I can say listen. I know you love that fuckin rodent here's the deal The things only live two years are right. I play

Being what do you want to use? Can you do me? A favor this be the only rat you have arrived. Ok, she, Greece in that thing, and then just put parameters when I come over and we will. She's sleepless in seattle- anyone have a threesome if you know what I mean just keep it in fuckin cage. When I'm not here you want to roll around the floor, the yellow fever, whatever the fuck you, the fucking fuck rats, do do you want to do that? That's fine! I just you know I don't fucking, do what the thing You could done that, but you don't you kind of IRA like what you gonna do with the right now Like how to get rid of a rat is there like a fuckin, Option agencies and make me feel bad about my dog again just correspond We'll talk about it, you just let the fucking thing Gulf Do you know those lines? Do you know two people have those fuckin, lions and tigers and

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