what's going on is bill burn is time for the monday morning podcast for monday monday december orthe thousand and fuck it seventy get every guy just realized i just gave a fuckin just gave dean diarrhoea check and i wrote december fifth on it i thought tomorrow's december fifth by the time you hear this but i did this sunday night that fuck that's how much the pause the czech while they can sell depositor right and they don't fuckin whenever a detail re open for me this we can only shit we get the levels up to lie here are too high i can't hear myself think in here for god's sake could you just shut it down please thank you dude what could sit near what dude i'm sitting near minding my own business in my house my pocket house fuck you bankers

to my now till i die then you get it back don't you you can't thank you sit there waiting obviously got you will never be a beggar sitting out there like a fuckin goddamn vulture wait faded fucking mean begging legacy it's good for you now i don't know what the fuck's what i know what i'm talkin about anyways i wonder what room i'm gonna die in this house you ever think about that let's get the house i got my fucking leave and i'm stay in here right and then you just when you want to make that decision you like that i'm gonna fuck and die in their work is it going to be i think a lot of people died breakfast nooks you don't just sit down haven't sub toast the morning paper that would be a bad way go go face down like fuckin have peace a great fruit

what room would you want to die if you want to do it in the shower right that's fucking awful in your own water logged bang ahead in the fuckin lotta people die in the shower they slip in full and they can get up right that's why they came out what the fuck is that thing therefore in all the old people but what a lot of you will realize is a lot of a fall in the fuckin shower and then they dig gotta use a little i followed and i can't get up thing and then they get electrocuted i don't think that habits but i would be worried about that drag my old food ass the fuckin tub my god that's gonna be the worst when you get so old you're afraid to take a shower you gonna bring legal fucking lazy boy in there

inside goods its work it struck me that what we need is a giant lazy we reclining in your shower hours waterproof i don't know the fuck i liked i love that flash like that just came out there that runs on water i'm giving what are we doing what the fuck are we doing in the middle east jesus christ jesus christ is put in a fucking car stick twentieth flashlights in karl dr slower just get out of there already right what we think we do you have for the middle east is like molly's is like yours civilian areas you get in the middle of like a domestic violence like an incident you know when you try to break it up you know in the second he gonna break it up the woman stunts beating on you of my abuse of husband that's what it's like over there just fuckin those water flashlights

this is what you do you get those water flashlights and you put them into fucking scotus that everybody has to ride a scooter what are you fat or old or whatever you got to ride one and cars are illegal the mari people wipe it out dian bright freeze fuck and traffic would not use much oil and then they go bankrupt over the top where did i solve the middle eastern promised them do every week in week out whenever new fuckin solution for the middle east we know what the fuck i'm talking about just can you imagine seven a giant fuckin recline you know with any have like that little thing and you just turn on the fuckin water or those be things you know if i can yet be pulling anna lindh and yet annexed like that what engrossing say we grab like a kind of soup assumption what flooding bidding for worldly whenever they got there they fucking u negative

i don't know that doesn't happen anymore there's no there's no regular personnel in a fucking grocery store anymore reserve gosh you stones a fuckin we admit that i like the food version of a casino like you just feel like there's somebody up and the ceiling watching you finally get to weigh mirror when you go in there there really nothing stopping autumnal walked to the grocery store patrice and we acted like fucking children he got me go and like he was so fucking silly one time he just goes we will go on he was staying at my apartment pilot season both creeps trying to get on must see tv i think that worked out so we were in like ralph so some shit anyway can't gonna bill you want some of these when he would go to point added he would blow

key to everything and way too close to the bag any was like brothers of them because billion so this anyway you did pushes linger in like fuckin three slices of bread through the wrapper and i just started doing that around the grocery store and i was fuckin crying laughing cookies he was too is due to fruit and these giant fuckin fingers i believe one of the easiest like all the way through the fuckin thing and i'm immature as fuck and it was just making me fucking cry laugh and he's a comedian so he just kept doing it and i was trying to do what i could even stay in my truck is worth to where i could forget do is go to so many ways i've thought about them for four can ever i want to apologize maybe wasn't rouse where we always hated rouse

the fucking pain in the ass the one that was down the street i salute office sunset and there was a rules based we call rock and roll ralph seventy was rock and roll daddy's rock and roll ralph sets back take left over from the hare mental shit you know rock and roll high it right next to fuckin the com the storm joe bottom used to ride motorcycles are some shit ended the fucking thing i don't know what i have no idea what the fuck was even aware we were at jesus christ i follow on from what the fuck was talking about so you have been an old man with a cleaner and a goddamn shower whenever the moments come and gone that's what happens on the block yes i just fuckin talk in whatever happens it happens by the way i will thank everybody they came out to albuquerque new mexico

great fucking time a rude sixty six casino i've that's the second time i play there i fucking love that place to crab was awesome and then the net the next last night i pleaded to sign arizona another great turned his fucking great people grateful so the country fun fuckin crowds and i can tell you i'm acting like a fuckin idiot onstage like it i think it's my reaction to this fuckin this weird fog that is starting to roll in slowly rolling in over the last five years on stand up comedy we're all of a sudden i said there are stage and sometimes i think after i say something like that somebody record then am i gonna get into trouble i even thought i never thought that the first fuckin twenty years of my career in the last five years it just keeps creeping in my head to be a down i i think i've got a little harder

he's got there's gotta be some sort of pushed back on this fuckin vibe that's out there that everything is so goddamn serious now jesus fucking christ guys wanna be women a couple guys take their dicks out at work and then all of a sudden everybody's go how did he mean that joke is that a joke or reserve legislation for a new law like this whole fuckin vibrates out there it's it's it's really we're in young people are acting like old people here i think that's consider on social media and all that shit they just watching this stuff twenty four seven it's like fuckin fuck it up their brains come on millennials you gotta do something that's why you're supposed to make me uncomfortable mutual quite i guess i ever that new documentary meth town on age

oh detail rachel me to wash and i can't fucking watch that shit i'm not gonna watch a bunch a toothless fund could be but those goddamn people i swear to god they look like differs from the eighteen hundreds so bad they fought their faces up with that met shit what do you want you lose your fuckin tv you look like you're ready i don't care how old you are you could take one of those gorgeous victoria's secret miles the if they don't have any fuckin teeth in aiding get a partial or a fuckin implants whatever fucking column dangers of some shit if you just walk around toothless you immediately look you look like homer simpsons fucking that guy that falls asleep is dad is it is dead your grandfather right i don't know so i had that on i was talking to someone on the phone at times it would you gotta see do you go see an evil deeds and men i fuck it shut this thing off like three times because its fuck a brutal

so i just said the sound down and i was watching all these two four spoken people with these crazy looks on their faces and on the phone and at one point i just saw somebody kicking dog shit like piles of dog shit different piles all around the house like hoarding dog shit out of the way this person's house with newspaper all over stuff and when i joined the jail about you guys but i drew the line at the i draw the line at the dog shit there's a few things that make me turn the channel drug attics dog shit in their house and strong female characters make me turn the channel not because i have anything against a strong female character assistant they dont develop them

i think everybody in hollywood is so afraid of getting yelled out by these women's groups that they just throw in these strong female characters but they don't they don't make it three dimensional character they just have a woman yelling at guys they grab by their fucking lapels this suit throw them over couches and shit it's like they took like leftovers stephen seagal shit and i will give it to the woman i see she strong certain every fuckin joy balls dislike boys as london parts skyways away like a fuckin hundred pounds well what am i want what am i watching i want you to recently i might say that one could show but i'm watching this guy this guy's like forty five years old he's talking to a nineteen year old redneck woman who lives next to a fucking lake in the miller arkansas and she's having a battle of wits with them and she's winning jesus fucking christ the function of a fuck a nineteen year old it could be

what a fifty year old guy in a battle of wits once it talking about fucking intend or whatever the fuckin kids play those i would have you guys play i'm not a gamer i used to be a boon sound i'm still not drink it fuck is it it's one of my hundred and sundays and at this point twenty five to three asean as one away we want all night by the time he was in the same but i gotta tell you i'm fucking the weak we got the holidays a roman and i think i ll be good through december but i'm going to the fucking rosebush again this is my tenth rose ball all right it's the tenth anniversary for me in jail bargaining the originals

regional fuckin drunk maniacs at the game and what's so fucking also now about the college football play off is that every three years now the rose ball is a play off came last time it was floors state in oregon i believe jameson winston another guy from fatima tenancy thyssen's i can't members nay mary yoda is at the coach what the fuck the gave morgan he's great right and this year it's gonna be the oklahoma suitors forces the fucking well scary these clubs and verse alabama and then we got a fucking oklahomans plan hope nobody big ten got in to see you get the fuck it ass kicked whenever i watched you see you they win i welcome this and who the fuck is oklahoma plate was it was carson

clams and his alabama policy this draft but did you guys can resolve dumb i am i notice you are seated get in be a conference pocket gnp miami laws the clubs where did get in who the fuck is it how can we pause fog it is naw man ass old georgia i actually didn't look it up i just sat there and pocket started they might we fuck else's in there miami shuttles order for estate south carolina gaiters georgia that's all i did it started i we start down in miami in a bucket work my way up the georgette george ball dogs and i know is a lot of people were upset a lot of people are upset that such a flawed fuckin system i know july i was telling me that fuckin alabama didn't play anybody so they gave they play anybody take unlike above the big ten wasn't it's fuckin guenaud

concept being under faded is amazing until you fuck and look at the you know the western side of the fucking big ten nebraska stinks illinois was pathetic indiana stakes minnesota stags northward it was decent there was seventy two but i mean if you they want less seven gaze what they played nobody i also know go like so much what the fuck is he talking about so if you guys lost a fuckin i why was it was halfway decent penn state was overrated what the fuck are you talking about so you know what i did i ass she listened to j lied and i looked up fuckin alabama crimson tides fuckin schedule i gotta tell you i think i could have got their five fucking wins j law had sought julia had i own apology to this isn't they played florida state whose stinks then it

like colorado state utterly nor they those fuckin people should be selling insurance out there get rid of football team mississippi they stick this year our concern stunt this year alice you came on labour they stick i love them marser is at a woman's college genoa fuck that is friends i'll stay i went to that gave fresno stay you know i'd say they state but i watched me those behind the scenes things about for your neuro group of cap nurse among say shit about france now have the same you know they could have been a little better vanderbilt to fuck it smart to be good texas aid and they stuck tennessee fuck instincts let me state was decent anyplace auburn who is a good fuckin team can they lost ever they did beat the shit out of people they want twenty four slash seven four thousand one hundred and twenty three hundred and sixty six hundred and twenty three four thousand one hundred and twenty nine they did beat the fuck out of people 56th and nothing against the woman's college forty

wondered ten fifty nine did nothing against vanderbilt though they play a bunch of fuckin architects ned botsey was starting at fucking punter twenty seven nineteen against the texas saying i'm forty five seven by the way all those students a fact that guy out of that fucking head coaching job tennessee were those signs that they wrote was that true and how can they really fuckin i don't know man i hope they did some research this whole fuckin trial by internet i left the look there's a man gazette just star wars like fuckin instead so this shit that people wrote on sides he was it penn state during the whole time are part of the time when that sandusky guy was there but it's just like you know i understand the style i love like one guy does some shit then all of a sudden the most horrific fuckin thing you could do a basically

and then all of a sudden everybody fuckin knew when nobody said anything everybody everybody i'm not saying they weren't a few people i go jesus we gonna fuckin protecting the university but just anybody who is there is automatically fuck and guilty somebody's fucking kids man i get out of this whole trial by fuckin social media is a little out of control there but anyways i'm gonna go off the rails here so i don't think we'll see we'll see what the fuck happens i know j was upset that ohio state didn't get in a you gotta say ohio state at a tougher schedule than fuckin alabama easily easily at a tougher fuckin schedule but what about what about armor what about armor my and they beat georgia when they were number one and they beat alabama they be to fuck it nobody wants then they had to go back a big fuckin george again i couldn't do it you know what happened was that the fucking auburn coach opened his big fat fuck a mouth

take the doll crab bottom didn't we jake the doll grab parliament did you don't owe me buy up every fucking person who's in sports and journalism i they watch that they see that fucking clip and then you see the fuckin georgia bull dog shown up the next day with flames coming out of their fuckin nostrils now the next time you going to sit there and trash bill bela check and say he's quarter on quota so boring and is press conferences that's because the man is a genius bilbil a check is never going to be like a doll grandpa denmark vote on boom why would you say that you know it says that the kind of guy who wears a fuckin gulf and had when he's coach in a football team what

unfortunately the debt is the stupidest fucking thing you can do better fucking cowboys fucking kicking the shit out of the steelers like superbowl nine or ten i don't know about forty years ago you ever look at those highlights fuckin roy guerrilla mr feel girl and stupid ass cliff errors guided his face patted him on the fucking helmet and then lambert came over edges body slammed cliff errors back when you could do then there was an fuckin you know a bunch of fines and you had to go fuck in singapore archipelago some fuck a woman's group whatever the fuck and punishment is now right you could do that turn the tide of the game keep fucking mouth shut until you hold in the championship trophy then you don't need to talk chickens you wanna fuck it grow bobo happened she played a few weeks later you get the all right they're fred don't you so anyway there was a lot of

there was a lot of by was unobserved wrong i thought j liable just being a fuckin homer he was absolutely fighting right abandoned in play anybody but they scored a lot of fuckin points we'll see we'll say now alabama goes in and wins the whole fuckin thing then what do i actually like how vague this is many arguments that it creates the whole for dinner and at the end of the day you can you can open this up to some giant fuckin march madness the game is just simply to fuck and violent i love that is for teams and i love that people get left up you know the same way i love seen a little kid crying because his mother would get him the toy that he wanted that just warms my our whenever i see that c mon spoil broad sergei fuck you cheerios this morning then you didn't i

well not to spoil the shit out of my daughter i'm all over the map hearing what the fuck i'm talking about that's what i did all day on friday on friday and saturday i just watch fuckin college football other than when i was travelling go now to the full if i do kinda mexico was funny it was a six hour drive from albuquerque to tucson i should have done that i was a paying attention i actually flew down and rather than getting a direct flight i connect through phoenix so it was the fact that a flood from ellie it's the goddamn columbus ohio you know and speaking of buckeyes right in that the amount of time it took me in his fucking person from flu from phoenix from from albuquerque the phoenix ok taxing out to get to the

on a way out of the runway ripe bags left and then quickly goes back to the right and i was just like well what the fuck that way you know maybe it was the tower maybe they said make left bravo arriving right i write correction the right umbrella right i got this abhorrent and listen to the tower so i put it on the here to try and listen to see if i can hear anything which i could so we take off flags great flyin everything's fine not though fuckin problems you come in land land landing was nice in everything and i will go in but taxing in we going to get into the air will you park the plane whatever the fuck you call at the gate and this fuckin guy literally did it don't they did it three sixty with the airplane he once again when left when he was supposed to go right and we fuck it did an entire three not maybe i'm tired three sixty eight thinking just missed the gaily just drove by then he couldn't go right in

because he would hit the other points we had because it was on the right hand side a bang left and we live like a fuckin doubted mary bodies in the play like what the fuck are we doing go to bed dish whoever the fuck was up front there was a lairs everybody was get not the plan i do what the fuck was that they help salmon habits down the street sometimes you mr hogg depot they're gonna fuck i gotta go back around again i don't feel like don't illegally need is fuckin banging huey or this same thing happens in aviation evidently folk and then lay the same thing happens jesus the fuck is going on in kansas see by the way they look to the new york jets jets decent good lord this is why you know cause in the fellow is gonna be a bitch can imagine andy read after september starts to year they they fought

beat the dog that the way we beat the crap on them for compensatory right that really we just dominated the fourth quarter ran away with that at that point right everybody's all excited only shit now said tom brady slacken old the fucking water goes down the drain the different way black and white ways black you don't know what the fuck is going on through september i body be started to build in addition under was fuckin house you know get ready to put their fuckin trophy there and after these last two fuckin months the last a goddamn weeks i would say that the they ve stopped the construction and probably as a top over the top of it i like candy reed turn around i haven't been able to watch the gay but jesus fucking christ they can't get a goddamn when they cannot fuck you win oh watched a bunch of football today too when i landed i watched the patriots first the bills

thousand we a lot closer game the tyrol taylor who's gonna give us headaches aright tyrol taylor i like tat gave it i'll tell you right now he is no russell wells watching the fuckin seattle seahawks tonight to go out on a limb i think i could block four russell wilson i could just have a guy in above eight seconds run around me and then just watch him fuckin be like this the modern day friend targeted decades fucking unbelievable i don't even know how good seattle offensive line is not their decent all i know is at the end of every game they should be giving they should be fuckin making it rain russell wilson's lock because there are going to get a big contract because i guarantee you he probably got sacked probably i don't know what three times four times less than he should have

the fucking eagles we're in the back field every time you would beg for the past the guy to run like an extra forty yards until somebody got opened the door like i don't like i fully the yellow maybe two or three times i came maybe the jesus christ zack i found a watch and see look zeal for they look really strong i was actually kind of my group for the eagles cause i don't want to be it's gonna do you never know when you plenty of seized in office fuckin schedules like the alabama crimson tight dolphins thank bills thanked the jet stink this year there i'll fuck an average you don't need this literally six winds right there so i really don't know how good we are but that was a huge game tonight so is facing a sports bog yes i did start talking about fucking old people

and lazy boys right tonight and i also believe i solve the middle east crisis i just want subsides was a ton of weakened football and its point you gotta be the football if you still listening son i'm not gonna apologize i should apologise like fuckin ten minutes ago i rather different fucking great rigid sherman isn't even in their careers you guys a fuckin question about the achilles tending why why do you rupture your achilles tendoned but you tear your acl why is that one are you rupture you ratio and tear your fuckin achilles tended why is that because your achilles tended goes up you fought back your leg like a fuckin window shade is that what it is i'm actually looked at a total of terrible put this fuckin urban myths this isn't a remit bill now started

fucking question i have why do you rupture goodbye your achilles another cuz i'll be like cuz you fucking didn't stretch that's the wrong way to search how about rupture vs tear achilles let's see what we got here what do we got here achilles tending rupture is an injury affects the back of your lower leg always that where it is jesus christ it mainly occurs at people playing recreational sports damage white guys playing pick up hoop every fuckin white dude i know over the age of forty five forty can still place hopes that everyone who gets to call the injury but it can happened to anyone that

before you get out of bed if you're fucking old person especially and all what guy i mean the maid black eyes other than an fuckin richard sherman copy bright lights superstar black eyes do it right but average white people just all the fuckin time i'm just make enough shooting before you get out of bed the morning i'm telling you you if you run a little tight ok i'm telling you have said this before you fuck and take your toes point of making these slowly i write if you get a fuckin charlie horse in your fuckin calves immediately point your toes in the other direction or release ok but if you don't just point in fuckin do right now your desk what the fuck you don't shit right what we sit down right do we finally to listen to me but i'm still gonna talk it right are you told your knees and unique that's all you do any just do that for good around fifteen twenty seconds right

then you point over the other direction that the fuckin wall or whatever so funny you dog had slain on the under your bed ok they would you do that for fifty seconds then you roll you're fucking feet clockwork as a couple times and counterclockwise then you get out of bed don't just lay there for fucking eight hours sleeping goddamn and they just pop out of bed and take this step could you gonna give figured you'd be fought we want a fisher right a solar bullshit but slits continually achilles tendon is instrument fine police corps that connects the muscles in the back of your calf to your he'll bone if you overstretched your achilles tended it can tear fuck waiting i thought you didn't slash rupture completely or just partially please tending ruptures you might hear a pot full by an immediate bitch scream

that appears to come from your mouth area now followed by an immediate sharp pain in the back of your ankle and lower leg that is likely to affect your ability to work properly surgery is often performed to repair the rupture for many people over non surgical treatment works just as well since not answering my fuckin question why do they say rupture q ease i can we then honest fellow achilles so big opens up unfair i am i spelled it run she was ten eruption surely you what do you know what i don't give a fuck anymore somebody's gotta be a goddamn doctor the first responders can tell me what it means are the me real little advertising here for the

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every day doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo divided about four hours about their data data but it s crash like about these old families that fuckin kid is this shit and then they got like back then they had all of these these fuckin drummed kids you guys remember when they had on the base strongly to have the they amount to times and then have a third one there open the sub ludwig they ve always had the inside front cover this guy from barrios speed wagon alan grad sir he has for fuckin tom's fuck it even regional ones up top bob anyways i love looking at this should you like the based on petals that they had little the eighties this was like fifteen years have to john bonham did good times bad times

kennedy and i use the ludwig speaking look at peter crisis kid can british racing green he looks good management scope without the make up back in nineteen eighty one anyways we did that old shit i'm sorry i don't know what the fuck i brought that up i just want to bore you guys to tear all right forty one minutes and i could start remit god knows where four can read does anybody know how you fucking you remember your eye club password or instagram password fuck it i just once i lose them alone i just i kin second can get into my own house girlfriends friends boyfriend demands an apology girlfriends friends boyfriend do you have a girlfriend who has a friend who was a boyfriend and they want an apology from you

dear burbank bad boy brain redbird redbird where the fuck em it's bill burbank there's gonna be my fucking alias i've got an interesting one for you a little bit of context i am twenty four in two years out of school my girlfriend of almost five years roughly two years ago on a sorority trip with my girlfriend her friend and her friends boyfriend i gave the girl one of those awkward side hugs after she went out for a beer run no sexual intent whatsoever just thank you evidently the boyfriend felt otherwise and flew into a rage shortly thereafter halting the girl and my girlfriend i did learn about this until well after incense i have no relationship with the guy was to let it be i wait a minute

did the guy see the side hug we know what the fuck happened the girl of one of the one of those awkward side hubs does she went out for a beer run no sexual intent whatever is to thank you evidently the boyfriend felt otherwise it flew to arrayed shortly after i guess he waits you leave our skies opposing it what are you worried about this in there call him up me fuckin touched opposite sides shoulder of mine flash floored for two years later the two of them scott and engage my girlfriend will be a bridesmaid they learn from the other girl i will not be invited to the wedding unless i apologise to the boy friend now go fuck yourself this fucking pussy city call you up

goodbye wearing that you apologize me why is this woman marrying this guy two years later we still mad about aside hug this crisis possessive as this fucking maniac i feel bad for the woman s marrying this lunatic inappropriately touching his girl what do by the way i'm just here your side of the story did you do what was awkward side hogs energy hen came off her shoulder accidentally when across her ass if it was just awkward silence i say fuck this guy back from my girlfriend attempted to apologize but since it apologies admission of guilt and i didn't do anything wrong my pride is hold me back you because you just said that actually believe in you i should believe you i'm surprised at you spent too cowardly to approach me is having to work through two people to get what he wants what will you do you know what i would do i would i would go fuckin find out what's ports is played in that area tell me often they have a good time with the fuckin wedding nodded

i guess loved to stand up thanks what i would say i would just say i did not wrong some not apologizing tell that room to be congratulations are getting married and at some point you might want to grow and dick if he wants to be the man of the house i get some good balls to fuck that guy five or go to a fucking tractor pull before i'm gonna have a wedding jesus christ fuck unawares go to the wedding anyways after they forget the exchange their goddamn vows go up give her aside hug you do what the fuck i don't feel i don't see the euro beer letter that is any pressure from your now girlfriend you know however if you don't go she you know she might be

what the fact even goin out less about the negative married men me real reflects my ring you might have to go down that road but i gotta tell you this might be a to revalue mundane this one four five fucking years you are given a ring so the funding i'd say you dump your current girlfriend and tell i gotta go fuck himself yeah by dub everybody this fuckin stored sorry i'm a little i'll be don't listen to me but i deftly wouldn't apologize second i would go to the wedding g your guy who the fuck wants to go to a wedding this is great you gotta now just stay with their i just can't do it because they feel it's an admission of guilt and during this sensitive time this climate i'm worried did did this by if i say i'm sorry did then this would somehow go into my instagram which is tied to make facebooking overdue my twitter and i might get a job is call that fuckin room

or you do to be a manager see i'm not apologise that guy fuck him you fuckin moreover we i would love to go but i'm not going under those circumstances and i'll tell you right now if you didn't do shit in the fuckin bride what'd you apologize and you didn't want to i would back you so i'm not going if you want to go you can go if you not go and get all the blow me let's go to the gate day ago that's what you say i boyfriend rides motor cross dear bill i love all your work and your company thank you you so inspire jesus crazy about buddy berber but do ok where it i'd like we're like your input i'm seriously dating someone who loves to ride in race more across that's fucking awesome a bet but this is the same woman from the last one i bet this is the guy that's get married the motive scary this guy's vulcan cool this guy

like a fucking side hug you she's gonna fuckin punch in the face of this motorcycle gloves to learn right we ve been get it for over a year so i'm starting to think about marriage and the family what this person because twenty five makes sense he's awesome in every way and the person i know i want to be with forever where they go but he loves to ride erase motor cross it's not on the professional level it's a hobby sweetheart you gonna do this you gonna take away the falcon avi we had recently where i asked him how long he wants to keep writing any said forever i know someone who has to children who spooky had an accident riding a dirt by paralyzed doesn't remember who is kids are what this crisis people getting cars man wanted what are you doing this is come on out they re not for you if this guy who you want to marry you want to make a buck and miserable tractors

the aim is to my boyfriend he said is something is going to happen to me it will whether i'm writing motor cross or not i'm not going to change what i love doing because of fear of what could happen i tell you this i am i stay where you love this guy absurdly developed feelings for this guy is hold this ground he's right motorcycles you take the fuckin mob romania ivy i think that's a selfish response when it involves your children to try and what you get you don't have any kids yet right you said it to try to convince them to stop something he loves doing so much but i can't imagine being with someone who participates in an extreme sport as a hobby when i children with it isn't right a to ask him to promise to stop and we have kids or am i being controlling first of all the fact that you asked you recall person right

you're actually questioning your behavior and this is the thing i think you're a little further ahead emotionally this relationship the he's that where most women are right and this is the thing when you become a dad you do change all right so that rather than falcon nag him about this shit at the guy ride get married ok i'll tell you right now when you get very any have a fuckin kid this guy is going to be so fuckin sleep deprived so goddamn tired he's not have time to ride the ways much as they used to which will then make it safe because he's not writing is much but i think it's a big thing you can when you love somebody you have to let them do it they love unless it's heroin

or being pedophile obvious fact ethics are right but other data well liked all of a sudden wanted to be one of those roller derby queens is much it's a fucking try me watching her taking those boxes the elbow anonymous escaping around if she really love doing it you know i wouldn't tell her not to fucking do what i really would be worried about concussions and shit like that i would be i'm not going to lie to you but other people do what they do it sounds like you get a really cool guiding day by the way so congratulations and i think you're gonna be a great mom could you do and what a mom does a mobs already looking way into the future trying to figure out where the danger is and try to eliminate it right so they get both lucky to have each other fuckin relax get yourself a goddamn glass of wine

the guy right is bike you know you guys get married sunday i'm tellin you when you get fuckin knocked up an oversight he's gotta go seven eleven how could you on beef jerky gonna fuckin like an arrow and it's a goddamn ice cream whenever you craving is you don't believe me i have had to make adjustments in my life i think you'll be fine but you definitely really you don't say goodman's hard to find a good woman is also defined and the fact that you're cool enough to actually be considering and by being a do share thank you guys it'll be all right i dig name neighbour invasion dear billy mango tits or that means it's bizarre and i like it i am an older lay just moved into a sweet cottage in the boondocks last month

met my next door neighbor before i moved in and i liked her instantly ass she seemed warm and funny it turned out she's a kramer in the first week she came knocking on my door numerous times for social calls oh no and she will stay for long periods of time even if i tell her i'm busy and she won't sit down so i feel like a captain audience to her monologues monsieur terry person and i don't like keeping people coming over unannounced unless it's an emergency this aid the same little house what will our library i have told or firmly on numerous occasions to fucking stop it good for you strong person i like it

appreciate her emailing me and waiting for a response are leaving a note if she wants to hang out i'm not sure how much more clear i can be that i'm uncomfortable situation especially when i see your face in my kitchen window at night waving me down it scares the shit out of me he made me uncomfortable she's even my bathroom window when i didn't answer the door i don't to be mean no you gotta be me you have to be made since i live next to her i know she's lonely and about jack she's a fucking alone attack what kind of genuine that's what she's doing to you and you really limit there can imagine live what this woman to be the thing an alien that's on those fuckin people's faces i know she's lonely and it i'd like to be friends with her but she but she just no comprehend dough progress in a voice of thanks

you ginger most knuckle for not being a sex offender cause all my heroes are going down well you know it's still early in this game you know someone could accuse me somethin god knows it doesn't matter what the fuck i'm nobody really innocent though we who seemed innocent as fucking been called out yet nero some people would like i've never met there weren't my life and then a fuckin goes away so i think it's all right still make sure nervous is a gang of jesus christ hold trial by social media is canada's scary over the i'll stay with the did the topic here our views all i can tell you what to do all i can tell you what i would do all right i would do what you already did and

i really want to know what i will do what she'd knock on the door i like it what i would do that when she knocked on my windows scared the shit out maybe a duty you out of your fucking mind scared the shit out of me i wanna be friends with you but you suffocate me you asshole all right wanna be friends me yes or no yes great then stopped being a fuckin jerk off stop knocking on my fucking door my window stop crying all right all right come on sorry maybe some lemonade she's one of those people i don't i were i would but i don't know what i would like it to be begun maybe shooter in the fucking need she comes over there it's a beehive or some shit i don't know what i would do what the fuck i would do actually told her that she sounds like a crazy person why would you

friends of the crazy person i think you just go use got to ignore like the next time she knox honour when you window like that i would just knock back on the same on the other side and when i had not back and then give her the finger no she handles that's one way doing the other way to do it is to start talking about shit that freaks erotic she's really religious just talk what she loves satan and you ve given yourself over to him i don't know what else you could do pardner presence i don't know and i have no idea i don't know what to do i feel bad for you for some reason it reminded me of misery i just keep picturing that woman woken up to the window the cock a duty whatever for technology windows very in horror story

wife cries at least to reside i hope i helped you out i would just be more firm right or a letter dear neighbour fuck off sincerely solitary woman college cottage next to you from the right if cries at least three times a week your bill barbarians big fan of view of europe there are few attitudes towards life i dont have a fuck you attitude towards life ok i think it's very precious and know that i am taking notes by telling people to go fuck yourself anyways anyways i have an issue with my wife to be because she cries all the time deal break it for me we already have my advice next she cries just gently

put your hands on our shoulders i grow up but we ve known each other since january two thousand seventeen and our marriage was arranged not for but arranged like tear in rupture what the fuck does that mean we both was to marry each other after our parents allowed us to talk on the phone for a few months what the fuck is this but what would in what in god will call should dedicate if they didn't allow you to talk on the fucking found the first time suppose you hit the ground yet you gonna you gonna marry whatever you do to see the way for controlling maniacs anyway since we ve been together and she's cried more times than cried in my life

the times i've cried during my childhood everything she's crying because she does want to marry you that's what i be worried about she cries for various different reason like little sister a noise her feels like she's lucky to have me fields your parents don't value her feels like she won't do me proud as a wife oh my god oh my god oh my god god i don't know what to do with this person but you know that you seem like you're from different parts of the world a different culture so but you inducing annoyed by oh my god jesus fucking christ i think i would so can i just very vizier who suffer crying i swear to god i'm gonna kill myself and i would make a cry of a more just be like what do i have to do and he was we're deftly getting married

that line has been crossed so cutting it is a possibility where the fuck are you in the world i love her more than you love the freckles on your face but this is crying is wearing me down now it seems like you still have a sense of humor about as i have comforter every time i just stare at her on face time as she cries at times it just gets super annoying because she cry over small shit to tell you something i don't know this woman it she's already she's annoying the shit out of me anyway busy schedule crises training be a teacher you're fuckin teachableness privilege kids shall have a goddamn nervous breakdown second she starts crying and shows we does it's gonna be over anyways get post spread

organizing islamic events parentheses no isis jokes please does an islamic corset course at night so i understand that she has shit loads on a plate she's under confident and she feels like she's not the model woman you see on instagram although i assure her that beautiful and i love just the way she is i really don't know how to deal with this approached the situation sometimes i find that i am avoiding her because i know it will leads are crying what you have you what do you suggest you're pod chess is sex to my ears near is awesome and i hope a lower is giving me a too many sleepless nights thank you for listening all bright bob bag billy jesus fucking christ

jesus fucking christ i don't know what to tell you do i really i really don't know what the fuck do i tell you i dont know how to solve this this is like how do you tell a woman to stop crying that doesn't make cry more you know what i do when my wife is going to cry and i don't think it's that big a deal or i just don't want to deal with it when she starts to cry just look at her shut up my bottom lip make the site is most pathetic would just picture like a sad cloud make the site is stupid face stupid his face and i looked down while still looking up at her imagine that look

it always makes her laugh and she gets fucking mad at me because she can't continue crying because i look so fuckin ridiculous and other way you could do it is bright before you make that face you take a big in hell you go make their face i'm telling you if you if she has a sense of fuckin humor what i would do i think that's what i do i would just a joke my way out of it any time she was crying over nothing i would start crying with her like i just don't feel i'm gonna be good enough for you and we like and i would just like to learn you have to know this i am a dick are right but that's what i would do i would

just start doing that and what's gonna happen is hopefully shall toughen up a little bit jesus do you forget nervous that would make me if a woman who was crying because she loves me that much and was worried that she would be a good fucking i would break up with their ivory like i can't let pressure jesus what what is going to happen when she finds out i can't fucking read out loud mom's comment on pizza good luck to you sir that's what i was i would use humor i would use humor you know next time honey can i talk to you about something i would have liked forty fucking boxes of kleenex fucking run over we'd like five boxes of clean exit out just do something to make it silly and ridiculous

she might get upset that you do that i guess i would then say the fuck what i say i would just be honest you say listen i i i love you to death but don't let the amount that you cry i dont know how to deal with it fuck that demagogic right jesus christ what are you guys so anyway you islamic guys say when you curse what do you what do you say instead of jesus christ what do you want what do you say say something new take d take mohammed name in vain did you somethin like that with whatever the fuck it as you say i would i would be really that would really i mean that's a lot these fuckin letters or a lot this week ok fuckin neighbour the god

fucking douche bag needs an apology for a fuckin side hug through two different women he needs to get his apology such a policy for can fuckin guy invites another guy do a fuckin wedding is that some sort of punishment it is made his day you asshole you really like the site you should make a buck go there and it is one culture could forget boyfriend rights more across the other people were cool but good lord cries at least three times a week i read that is three times a day three times a week is still a lot hundred and fifty six times a year that's what i would do it three sixty five minus one fifty six oh jesus to fifty two fifty eight two hundred and ninety four hundred ninety four days you're not cry

fifty six you are ok that's like marty shot numerous lifetime record that like that's the way you cry days you cry versus stage dump and theirs enough to making this legal case on i'm i need you to toughen up at least two thirds more what are you tell us she she's allowed to cry once a week unless something really bad habits ok you know you do you're the pet store you will a shocker college and every time she starts to cry just fuckin zapper i don't know i don't want to tell your mom's comment on pizza leads to break up i have no idea where this is going to write a bill weekly listen here love efforts for family and all you stand up stuff keep up the good work my question is what experiences idea

ah good to see you come on it come on in near disguise fuck you cries three times a week it's hilarious did you guys you than she goes war are you gonna cry she cried because she loves him so much she just didn't spit take away again she does love somebody that was they cried the world that thing there there is alarming in their parents allowed the men mother like what was exactly i was tell them what i do when you cry but with a time when you cried i just kept making their face which was not helpful by the way in hell

make us i just wanna do you i did me if i'm graham haven't emotion about something can i tell you something job isn't like check out and figure out a way for you to deal with that your job is to like check in and vigour nine zero limit your job is to make me feel better not cope for yourself there were sometimes you just don't want to deal with like you know what i ve known i occasionally ideal to spock india be nice person be emotionally open don't be a fuckin vat wasteland of non emotion man you hi yes you are right that ok nobody she's lying for she's not grind damage because she loves him very seldom do you know occasional europe certainly going to read

would it be great if you knew how to stop your version of that is when you cry now it is now is now don't tell me how i feel don't tell me how i reactor thing i don't cry like i don't respond to my don't tell me what you don't tell me i'm angry i'm angry if i'm a movie mom fuckin emotion finishes these people are islamic this is in arranged marriage it's it's not forced to listen for fuck's sake mcguinness finally like they actually were allowed to talk on the fuckin phone for a few months ok ok so here these it he's a fucking piece of this very special secluded life here ok so you know she's her emotions or at the surface of she cries for little sister or noise or if she she feels she's lucky to have me feels like parents don't value her or she feels like she won't do me proud

as a wife whenever she's having emotions basic right what's a good way to be like honey i love you to death but could you fucking knock it off can you drive me crazy i do you say that to a woman make your crime more i mean yeah she seemed like she would cry if you told have you told her like you know the tea was sweet enough so she's dead is sensitive i told them to start crying to legacies it's like i'm just words and i was there she would get mad probably because if she did it like that i will then she stopped crying for this last point is that we now

honestly i have no idea i can tell you is a man would a woman cries all we want to do is to stop growing we don't give a fuck are aware yes completely fucking salvation when it comes our emotions yeah we now you're selfish when i yell that's an emotion you want me to stop yelling yelling like hearing somebody yell constantly is like traumatic experiences when he cried all the time is also traumatic it's like you watch it is sad but they never ends it is now that would be a real ash sound like a real drip jesus but what can we do about boy boy body at sounds that's just kind of how she is i mean i think i don't know if you're religion allows you to do this but i would get some bows wireless headphones the noise cancelling one's own ever she'd starts cried i just put him on

put on your favorite folk music can you ask her dad her mom or whatever like this i just feel like she's very sensitive she cries easily you know is that so i don't know i wouldn't do that let's talk on the phone confounded than you gonna come the gay you can tweak are a little bit this way mom moms comment on pizza leads to break up a bill weekly listener love efforts for family and all you stand up stuff keep up the good work my question is what experiences have you had with dating going through our of a rough time with you professional career has never dated anyone besides me i'm the only woman is life that matters and i really don't appreciate you asked me about the people that came before me jason i did a lot of great lotta hobbes there were absolute animals in the rack

my girlfriend and i data for three years and recently decided to go on a break era and you're breaking up we met last school both graduated with good grades and each task bar exam the big bridge between us is said she got a job right after graduation with the high salary and saint benefits located in a wealthy suburb this was largely due to a family connection when she openly admits she i could firm use your connection me while i hope to get hired by a firm i worked at during my final year of law school but was told at the last minute that none of the interns would be hired you fucking cunt if these santa going to their card catalonia one of the fund is used as a result i've been living with my parents for the past three months making

teaching tennis lessons while sending reza maize and travelling for interviews all over the state the decision for a break came on my girlfriend was visiting me at my parents house she and i went out for pizza and came i put some leftovers by girlfriend put the peace in the fridge but my mom who has a heavy russian accent told her that the peace in the fridge destroys the flavor i didn't bad and i at the interaction and went to the couch to watch a hawk again he's going to live in the life is lebanon armies teach tendencies launch an arc easy pizza i love those guys life after an easing of my girlfriend moping around i asked her what was wrong according to her i failed to stand up for her and was to tell my mom to not speak to her that way call a defensive her my girlfriend not put the people in the fridge

yeah but it did this out in defence of further the russian action is a little harsh they can help even when their being like a happy and friendly towards each other they sound like this screaming at each other they want to murder each other so that they can send you to them for community law guns don't get mad at me you know that she is true unlike think about your grandparents in your arms year uncle like when you when the robe nobody gets mad at anything of this part just me i've i've curated some of the was people on this planet but we all just sitting there fuckin bubble of stupidity enjoying all of this after an evening of my girlfriend moping around i asked her what was wrong ok corridor i fear will stand firm was supposed to tell my mom tonight speak to her that way i know my mom can sound a little harsh with their acts and arrogant and sometimes uses incorrect words use your imagination when speaking english but the two have always had a good relationship so there was no reason to think she would be upset by the comet

this started an argument about how i've become a mama's boy oh boy oh she went there and that i'm not it s about that help ease the situation and then i'm not desperate enough to move out of the house so throw chair soon these comments really pissed me off because she has personally seen the amount of hard work and long hours i put it to my school work internship passing the bargaining they're not dimension she got a hook up had sending out resume additionally this came a day after i was informed that i was close a close second for a job i was excited about potentially receiving s so this is it yet you seem branches you know land is comment you like christopher columbus there was commenting on this all natural ginger ale actually like oh my god i hate but really quickly campaigners ethical question do you consider ginger ale soda either

we do i consider ginger ale offensive offensive to him do you consider ginger ale solar yes either yes yes people are falling me on twitter known and take them out i didn't pull antwerp because i realized i don't consider ginger ale soda it's because you only drink it when you have when you stomachs thus everybody was saying to me but you know i'm of says what ginger ale so i'd get all the time but people seem to yeah why don't you consider sort of how now i'm no idea i consider a sort of like coggan or do you consider apple of fruit why not i don't know i know its super obvious by just never made the connection that it would be soda if you say that our first date i would they would be no second date nobody like this is fucking bimbo jesus

i thought i was even together them yeah that's that's ok they're motor their talents and storing the pockets are growing i want to go out you know groves of socio southern sunlight love sushi but went every day for like a month old were you call away party or i unlike the white party right you going it turtle yellow john this is and i inconveniently i had another call coming and that i had to take back if it has been by still try to do our part bimbo still means like you are attracted to me still trying to go out with her you know why she was an underwear model she mottled me on these may undies though she did pizza sorry to interrupt additionally capable but this came because of the girls excited worm isis

the real situations my girlfriend has an image of who her partner is in such potential in me meeting that image sunday but right now i'm not living up to that image it's like she's an nfl gm and i am potential franchise quarterback who still needs to work on his arm strength before becoming the starter in her eyes i'm boozing it up like johnny football instead of hitting the gym i gotta tell you some dude i'd let this girl go say something to do not fall in love with potential no no she was she's she's fall others isn't there something for her to my followers potential is it's not a good idea so it's really well that's the end of the question not enough to

i will answer do i actually thought this guy was gonna do better with the question i believe that this potential for this question no machine you're driving couch said the girl for major point here gas are clearly is not about the pizza it's about the bigger picture for him and where he's out in her life and she was not she is like she's a spoiled brat who just got a job gifted tour so she doesn't understand why she's the like good at the re like it's it's not as if she just got in and she sucks at it i know what you know somebody did he didn't say that he brought that up because i would have thought that a similar i'm so sorry i come from a goddamn wantons was a big lawyer family on tv were the ones lawyers did you watch the warmest sorry clarence the water was the cause be chauffeur why people what is allowed

just a bunch of fuckin rednecks living in an old farmhouses like ninety of and they all have fuckin overalls what against white people overalls the deliberate the buildings can i jump boy that you denied the whoever goodnight sounds good night mary sue bob joe job boy john boy whose john boy job the fucking old is dude he was a man he was a young man but he was a boy john boy is john to and he's john man with joy mood its apple we're not answering this guy's question question there is a question but i need you to comment on the situation i have no idea but i would just say that

i would like this why don't you support me when i'm down how about you about your potential to be a loving and supportive spouse like why are you taking me when i'm down i don't you think that i'm tryin to make it happen don't you think i want to she don't you think i want to be like you know the man that like you know it is the thing that you ve ever dreamed of a map in our time right now like in and why have four could for our debate when you could just break up with somebody i see too many red flags here too fuckin rents likes their first of all there both lawyers ok this argument out all night long since they loved bigotry competitive through the same fucking field than his person and she gets fucking pragmatic like who the fuck puts their fuckin practice on hold

you know you would have to obviously issues carrying a baby light that's can our girls yeah like she should be lovely so she's like so get your shit together because eventually when we have a family i'm i had to take time fucked edged she she seems like the alpha mail here in this and i think that she's gonna wanna keep working alpha sky can this guy can just fuckin chill out with the kids teaching tennis yeah i'm just like he doesn't have a job he's looking for be almost got one we'll keep at it keyboard china about these peoples and annoying why and how is he enjoyed by all the noise is like an plain tat is doing my best and she's like getting together teaching tennis whenever its rise making money he ever she had to play to teach it

you're like killing in your own head right now i don't know what's going on with you you find yourself very amusing aren't you know something i will start crying like that goes for potential fucking wife his wife that is the podcast i don't know if i helped anybody i don't even know what i talked about our thank everybody who came out albuquerque people came out into some arizona fuckin dean del re jesus christ been fuckin martyr in front of me like people is an audible like anyone it's fucking sets over its annoying making work out there jeanne these crushing deeds the best and i will be would deem next sunday night of santa fuckin barbara

i wanna go out and spend the money go look you lock you ran has nothing to do and what do you want to do in santa barbara i wanna go and hang our seas antiquarians how much does it cost me with you got anything for me to see because i'm paying for it for what exactly a trip to santa barbara you are working in santa barbara and i'm tagging along with you like what is the problem we do so what you know women a cramp your style we indeed look do like skipping the vineyards together and i go to a fuckin brothel they gonna do what are you gonna be there below beware condom utterly that shit what's it if you could run with that fuckin second grade manipulation to try to turn the conversation that goddamn direction and is going to steer into nea why wouldn't i am able to come to santa

well it's a beautiful place i haven't been there in years like what is the problem with the problems because fuck you because for me why because you only see casually support me when i go to fund places you never there when i need you here and i gotta when i gotta sacramento you never want to tag along its essentially gonna sacrament i mean it is the capital of what then what when i go to a not fund city like why would i do that

why would i need you to come along to fund city of already havin fun you love when i come on the row with you that's why i traveled so much with you before any of these things i say to keep the relationship going running on your pockets like i'd like you don't enjoy me being therewith doing on the rule of law in the road who you uzbek like yours so you're so controlling you're just like the man of the family i wait a minute wait a minute love when i'm there with you on the road so knock it off time out time mouth jazz you're talking a lot of shit why didn't get lonely on the road like this it's like a dog oh my god are you are you see what i did a three week fuckin run are you suggesting that you were not only on the road before we had a daughter are you sent for the most part year easy missy when you're on the road for them

sport yourself also then lying to you you so you feel better bats fully enter near have you ever seen one day when the road i gotta steams i gotta games a man i with my friends are right not a bust fuckin tremendous the whole gained thing is you gotta make your wife feel like you're not having a good time out there she's gonna get upset are you serious a lot of times my no vote now that now that i have a kid it's different isa never miss me when you are on the road all those nice as you called me that you were lonely was that i was here and he saw something funny you send me a lot of those times such as all day intentions is all day like i miss you check this out in this funny but who buy and like you with a lot of those times so ball a lot of times it's bullshit you almost fifteen years it's all been both not all but a lot of it is bullshit i don't believe you

i tell you do the road is a guy i don't believe you i will never thus you again if this is true you gonna see i'm gonna milwaukee i'm seeing that henry winkler statue i'm goin fancy i've got that fuckin wiped harley davidson museum really bad a statue of em why what did he do consumer bodies fond of alive audience to your needs if i get rocky do we really have a statute seems like a waste for moving ever waited students statue instead you could have beds up and elsewhere where you shot they had often put forward merv reference at all

is the guarantee that iconic went into their zones to issue a that guy that's why i love a walkie that's why i love milwaukee that's why i love milwaukee it sits a city but a small town god milwaukee you gotta do better mayors so me that's one of my favorite for good cities i love no walking you know a milwaukee you're ok with me right near this the aquarium issue on the road i love you i love our daughter but this these times were i'm really having a good fucking time out there yes i know so you have to taxi honey i'm thinking about you i'm not thinking about job i'm watching acc football i won't i sometimes forget a married what i meant

was gapes ok i get it you don't have to keep lagging da because you want so hard the illegal moves through but goes so fuckin pansy benny and these men you weren't you like you love me nervous me no i get so self serving colleagues that you're having found the road like you and you know tell me pictures of you and paul version in joe bargaining like arms length zenos skipping into an arena of some sort leg so i get it i understand that's our tradition we always skipper of brass fuckin run a helicopter fly myself to vegas in iraq is a good time and good goddamn time this podcast is way too fuckin long it's an hour and a half long right eye can we apologise to city in milwaukee i will on behalf before we start a social media controversy here

download the issue that's it everybody happy holidays man happy kwanzaa happy tonic merry christmas all that shit come up go fuck is i'll talk to young there's that stupid