hey what's goin on his bill burn is time for the monday morning podcast for monday december ninth two thousand and nineteen what is going on how are you hours ago and now you do and i know people in kansas city you fuckin molasses barbecue wheaten mother fucker zau sticky your fuckin faces right now we finally be congratulations do you long suffering counts in the fuckin western part of missouri i know you fuckin problem in actual fact an order of fuckin baby grip germany's why i'm doing this to you guys with the food thing is for some reason that's just what you have to do in sports like they always say you know everybody in boston satan fuckin clamp chowder some fuckin stupid c4 dish in our big beans

every time fuckin fillies in some sort of fuckin bigtime game where they always teach the rest of the world how to order a cheese staggering guy gimme a ways we can go fuck you gimme a philadelphia cheese steak can't wait to fuckin go there again just say the whole fuckin order just make the fuckin thing you can't you gotta say give me one whit one without delay is that what i am my fucking monies greek why this is what i was talking about early in the fuckin season i kind of saw this second have common grand cowskin i'll be there we do not have a legit number two threat in these guys are just not stepping up their fuckin dublin annulment there that we get three set out in our defence gets tired and key

do they just making a drop in balls and fuckin not picking that is a blitz and breaking off your router at least looking back at brady they just not doing it are offences fucking a name i know there were some questionable calls but they make fucked up both sides i fucking hate blaming the rifts oh yeah fuck you know i talked him crazy i wish i brought that up procedures i told me early in the season goes pats are going to do it again they fuckin defences unbelievable sector were plain the dregs of the nfl guy would hedge my bed until we know we see you know where we're at euro weird antonio brown like a fuckin weakened in the euro then i went to shit and we still have a gaping flock and all the issues you know annulment is a threat to everybody

was it in any double em up and an that's kind of been fuckin it so i am still sticking with my superbowl peck that i want to do until november i don't like get these fuckin people who try to at the beginning of the year and is why should go go go trade a full court shot you don't what the fuck anybody's gonna do you really don't they picked up this guy they lost that guy you know foggy gonna watch him play for a couple months so i still it's gonna be the ravens against the seahawks seahawks maybe a little nervous tonight they did not a good game or even look good against the the allay rams huge went for the rams and a fuckin big huge being lost for the seattle seahawks they were in the driver's seat their fuckin all failed they already beaten many niners in san francisco and then they will get after coming you're fuckin louder stadium and now they ve fucked it up so there

ass game of the year is gonna be huge so now if cm in forty nine is bold when the rest of the way out they played at last came in the air i believe gotta be in seattle all that's gonna be a big fucking game that is gonna be a began but i just think there is one ticket seattle over the forty nine is this is my logic is i just feel like they both have credible teams with talent both sides of the ball and i always think that when that is the deal it's gonna come down to the coach and i just think p carol is the best coach is a better coach at this i mean i might be wrong i don't know shit about the forty nosegay of peat has been there so i just think he's gonna come up with the game plan please everybody stay healthy i think he can get him what if they go on the road again in the play often have to go back to san francisco

who knows who knows what the fuck happened but patriots are on the outside looking at and we were at the point where further fuckin buffalo bill could win the division so it's a long time since you know seems like you know people usually play above their level and i would thank the paths that's kind of what we need with everybody else in the receiving corps that isn't settlement canna got you gotta give this guy you to give them a reason to put him in single coverage aura it's an hour and spend a fuckin it's been upheld for them that i was banned but kansas city they came into fox pearl and they fuck and beat pats even after we end up seven enough and they came back seat give it to them and now my hopes fight through that fuckin head and injury so no fuckin sour grapes here

tat one right raider sand still crying about the fuckin tuck ruled this is how a man takes a loss but he never with many web and tough fuckin sports we can hear from me i watched the fuckin avalanche comment jesus christ went up one nothing but a fuckin teen they got big fast and some snipers on their team i think they got up they get their catherine was fuckin amos but so damn business it became a dead but i know it's either that kid whose on answer me david on edmonton as far as the best guy in the league a lot of people are saying but i was impressive them they kind of reminded me of those great ella king teams

earlier in this decade where they were just just really big and really fuckin fast added by starting they had another kings teams had the speeding up of what i saw what the avalanche three play the game as much as i watched it but it's a wedding i don't let's get back to find itself football here forty nine is wind forty eight to forty six against the falcon oil and say tat for some reason everybody's all excited about the forty nine hours i would not be excited is forty nine affair that you let up forty six vulcan points to a teenager pass we see in the play out i would not be excited you should never be excited when you when you fucking develop possibly the game every year for what a year on one side of the ball other than that it was a fuckin shit show they lit up ninety defences combined lit up ninety four fuckin points i don't know were always excited

that way you want it they see championship championship they be georgia thirty seven to ten ohio state the big ten by being was some thirty four twenty one now as far as i can tell the way the ensuing works here considering alice you one easily man handle georgia by twenty seven fucking point and the fact that always you only one by thirteen points than does alice you now become number one because i remember when they beat number one alabama in alabama but i can always you put up seventy points on that powerhouse marilyn these obviously i will never understand the fuck it and see how they decide

because he's a thing i'm not saying i wish you could be ohio state the or we can figure that out is if they play each other but i just don't understand hours hosty beating penn state you know i was she would it be like fucking three or four times in the top ten had it way harder schedule i dont understand it but that's just cow college football is and you know what they have a play system faked fucking god is back in the day always you what it just one the national championship i guess what had when the ballgame least alice you and i wish you were well play each other i have no idea how that will go down i don't watch enough college vault even per day its owners maybe they're right maybe you issue is better than alice you have no idea but a fallacy wines with now be pretty great for joe boroughs the team it wouldn't couldn't give any fuckin time but i mean like it mattered always show me there they loaded with spoken talent the fact that the

i can't even get on the fucking failed is now gonna wanna heisman trophy possibly for somebody else's buy back an amazing what do you guys been doing i feel like i'm doing all the talking here tell me about you guys what even don't you gotta leaving audio christmas the amazing thing when you get older euro you get to the end the fucking here there's all these christmas parties when you're young they found gotta get shit faced maybe let's get a fucking hammer is easy to say back and be in town we gave him a faggot almah do shit gay mohammed what am i talking about it maybe i was aggressive way to say it don't she gave him a fucking home in the back seat of his fucking christ the cordoba now when you get older it's like you get the guy kids you fuckin show up your already tired fuckin christmas party book

like playing the thursday night game in the nfl we did you still fuckin store for four days ago but it's been fun manage christmas parties out here now i find me burns all these fuckin people etc you don't see it their road dog in euro dog and so i get the rental buncher comics good to hang out with that much we get a couple more coming up so it's been good so far i owe you my fucking christmas shopping go and what the fuck i'm gonna get fucking idea do i do what are you guys do do i just order it on the internet let's look this shit up what's helpless help myself out impossible you guys outlets look at our top christmas gifts of twenty nineteen

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but the rubber tyres are removal because choking if you kids old enough to put play with them can boss he's gonna stick the tires and in what way we ve got a younger simply fucking now to go see their ruiz fight i maintain regular where's ruiz i watch that thing came only for containing together more that's what i was annoying sites where you noted that the former champ did what are you supposed to do you know this guy's a brawler you're a boxer so i just can't appointed him to death she had a knock out the chance to get up early headed by beat him convey guessing he pointed out we never really hurt the guy and then a fucking watch this january days ago gus course appointed they get the fuck out of there no fight feds are enjoying this year we want to see a bite

you want to see somebody get knocked the fuck out that's you wanna fuck and see i know the depth form a chance now the champ did what the fucking it is supposed to be doing but jesus fucking christ peace but he fought a smart fight i could say some i know somebody who's never been in the ring before i'm gonna tell you why i didn't like that fight it is time for the advertising you by the way i'm recordings think fuckin super late at night when i did some stand up and i came back my wife was already sleep and i shall try to get back quick as i want to watch tv with her stuff issues already sleep so what're you gonna do makin a weaker up did up self bucket i'll come down here by this abstain appended stanhope like fucking eight days has been studied for this guardian test and i went down in my place

jeff processes fuckin room down the jury avenue was a girl schiller he's gonna run so i went down there and i drive by and it says rose master something else the spaniard my colleague should he bought a fuckin comedy club what internet is just an empty store and he just we just had a for like forty eight hours and yet who drunken was a free shown all there was a fucking great time standing room only and all that shit i went stage and he had a microwave can onstage sort of together doing canada the deva tell jeff ross pump it might think i've done there with my head like the best fuckin time i felt like that was most of the said then i kind of shook off some cobwebs because i got the yard vegas show coming up on the twenty first so i'm don't stand up every night until then so i don't fucking

you're not lay and i go when i got to vegas speaking to which i got some money i got some four days to announce here upcoming it's all on sale new orleans tickets almost sold out for them a hail you jackson theatre on january knife i got the patrice o neill benefit january twenty seventh at the news city centre theatre many some new ones that we just added you're sorry shanna wine as santa ynez california the mash casino resort on february seventh then i'm doing this coover vancouver amid the queen elizabeth theatre february twenty first due to shows and then i'm a national tennessee at the grand old opera house legend

grand opera house on april thirteenth cannot wait for those gigs that's gonna be fun i can't wait to get back out on the road guys i've been fuckin oh my god guy said i should say guys a kick it way to get back on the road guys you guys been so patient just waiting for my dick and shit yokes to becoming your way you i didn't work a lot this this fault like a kind of been building but the act back up and i think it where it needs to be better at some point you gotta go back out on the road just start don't fuckin our luck sets in everything and i started to do that but in europe the holidays i like to try to be around all that shit so we got our christmas tree we have put the lights up yet just bigamy consolatory than so we gotta get the fuckin lights on tomorrow we get all this shit go or not and now but you don't care about their right i got away

in over doing lately that have been taken my daughter everywhere i go when i leave ourselves so fucking afraid to do it for so long i've no body money said he had a son unease like in a great kid now is like their use altogether take my son everywhere i went so i gotta do that more after solaris so i took her to the grocery store today as we were all are ignored i fucking love agnostic i know it's a very it's a hot but an issue people either loved they ate it i ignored is like the trump spirit of fuckin the holidays i love that shit i mean our poor giant glass of it by air oyster lever with brandy how we get the fireplace going spoken delicious such spiked ice cream

sars going down there to get more acknowledging that we need a sum of other shit right now and think tools in you by acknowledging can only by one container of because you know now it's gonna go cause it's also something real sick of rock quickly guess it's fuckin super sweet so i went down there and i was like i'm gonna bring my lovely daughter so go down there and she's at that age now where were you take it down the island she seen all the food she likes you know i want of data i want goldfish it out there so smart they put like toy story she knows that she knows what do you know those guys now in your life the queen she seen all those pixar movies disney movies at all that shit and i just put him on the food and you just fucked you

to go down the aisle you're trying to be like we already have goldfish at home i want toy why was called paper warrior guy body by i'm not gonna be there and then can't put it in the car they got a hold on to it it's hilarious they onto it like they want in emmy or something so i learned that i brought out of gross stored psychotic let's go down her i'll let's get her a little bag of this that she wants and she allowed under that and then i go stuff do so sorry i'm fucking yonder like this but i gotta early morning tomorrow so this is the only time i could do this shit so we went does she says the best man she's the best it she so fucking funny like she actually understand humor already you know

like i was trying to put a clothes on today and she was deliberately making it difficult she just kept laughing and i was like can you just stop can you stop doing that you know moving legs alike she doesn't think you know she puts her foot straight up so won't go down the fuckin pant leg anxious you may get frustrated she just stay laugh at me and she did it somewhat this morning i finally just quit and i just made like a pout face or whatever the hope that that would work in it she is good daddy i want you to be happy us like can you help me out here and she just laughed and she kind of let me do it but like the fact that shit new and then and then she fucked with me again is like this like a comedian like all right all right i'll leave you alone whatever they do and that was bugging you should just like keep stone of six funny you should ever and i don't know i don't know i can keep a fuckin straight lenore thing is then she starts make me laugh whilst

is annoying the hell out of me because i can't get of stupid you know what pants on or whatever to tunis little friggin sweat pants ever but she's the best man she's the best it's been great to be on all this time but i ain't enough i want you to get back on the road shall anyways let's do so breeds here the figure if a yawn really aggressively that this is going to go away celso like fucking twenty after twelve you are right here we go but i don't do me a day's me i days i like fucking ignore doo doo doo me ideas beyond the full range you get saga dogs live fucked it all nothin rhymes with knock bored knew somebody put it what do you put it magna puts that brown shit nutmeg matches

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i'm going to have them added out that shit i said about rape in the middle of fucking that last one i might have to take that out and if he did take it out neighbours and the same what did you say i made a fuckin zipper cooler comment about you know the certain rights service app should have used to procure represent naked screen for fuckin rapers right that's why i'm out of here get sued here the irishman bill love you work in a typically think you are various ok i'll take that its five forty five a m and i am on my morning walk and you just told everyone how amazing the the irishman i think you meant to say is it is amazing good fellows is my favorite movie all tat is my favorite all time movie all capital letters i cannot believe you like that boring garbage movie my

word it makes me question everything about you parentheses mostly getting you didn't like it just fucking people like good fellows i mean you didn't want an oscar that here today it's aren't you know what's in the finale beholder goes i thought only reason that i thought only reason jesus christ fuckin shit on a score says you fuckin movie that was as great as this one you can't even spell check i thought only reason people like that movies to kiss ass to the elderly director director and woke cast ok awoke cat you know what that means but you generally seem to like it how is that possible well you know i'm sure these movies that you like that i don't like compare that good fellow the travellers or even casino and tell me that

movie is in the faint same fucking universe bill just checking can you please leave allay before it's too late i love people's fuckin i wasn't many people's perception on what allay is is what people have told him what it is and none of them know what the fuck it is our right alleys of fuckin incredible goddamn city i write so enough already in italy stick its everybody area with botox and faked it's just fuck walking around just being a phoney fuckin jack that's not what it is that simple i mean it's everywhere you go to chicago does every have a fuckin mustache going i d bears and fuckin stick and they face it a deep dish pizza where it bostonnais let's go get some chowder so dumb

i absolutely fucking love that movie they just watched it again and i love i love it even more it's getting cry i mean i don't know what movie you watched so i don't know i agree to work disagree i mean you really didn't bring you really in criticise it boring garbage movie wow that's that's a little fuck and harsh all right ok legion you like good fellow saw you get one of those superhero but that other superhero people really get upset when score crazy was saying that that's not cinema which i would agree with they there movies i think cinema is like you know it's like you know night train is a wine right i guess are all wines in item you but then this giant others this there's this top shelf

then this shit that i'll get you drunk for fucking five dollars that's all you say it in some people like it did we get drunk on the cheap shit so you're entitled to i fuckin like knock you know i mean i similarly loved that fucking movie i am watch a movie for the rest of my life that's how i feel about it and if you don't like it that that's fine but think it's a little harsh to say it's a guard movie i wouldn't say all superhero movies a garbage i want to know why am i bring a souvenir moves into eating bring that up aren't whatever let's continue i agree to disagree sir you didn't like i said you didn't really were to get com nuts i enjoy watching alpine chino in robert deniro doing seems together finally he'd there only at the table for fuckin ten seconds i think it's wanted

your past she's greatest if not is greatest fuck and work all time and whoever that actor is that played tony problem at its instead fucking classic scenes i dont know what the fuck you watch it by was a man energy and it wasn't so sleepy and actually get upset with you right now but you know what could you go watch out of and build an american quilter whatever that fuckin movies are a temper advice high billy sorry i can't think of anything clever as agreed and i appreciate you know what have you tap tat we all do that i'm a thirty nine year old lady who was a redhead like yourself i love it i loved her fellow redhead we got another meeting on tuesday i hope you make it i feel like i have a horrible temper i have an extremely short fuse and i think i am fairly pretty easy the irritated by a lot of things i bet it's how many times you life of people blamed your hair

it has a short feels they got that hot hair on top right ahead but my head shape down still just as angry my husband always tells me to calm down which makes me even more annoyed ass black in all areas i'm not sure why i'm always so easily pissed off when i think that that the mystery when you're angry person you have to figure out how you got that way because babies don't come out angry you give you become its shit happens too with my immediate family is so calm and laid back and they i would have red hair all gotta you go what this fucking old wives tale i know that there are stereotypes redheads have worse tempers than others yeah in that came about back when they were like drowning people because they thought they were witches i don't know what

tat but i just totally lost this fuckin there is a fucking just hit a button the whole thing went away anyways i know they are stereotypes that redheads have worse tempers than others however not sure if it's just me or if it's a redhead think now i think when i read gets mad the red hair and then her face turned red and everything becomes read in reds considered an angry color so i just take it are obvious that somebody with you no picnic in brown air when they slip up i'm not sure why i'm always so easily pissed off my immediately i just read this ice i sometimes worry about my attitude and find myself apologizing for my temper quite often well ok with you apologizing to lease you're aware of it i'm not sure by personality or if its actual

ginger issue a raging can't twenty four seven yet i feel like i lose my cool more than most people i really do good hard in is there the majority of the time yet i'm so easily easy the anger it makes me wonder sometimes you know sometimes if you're a good person you have a good heart your generous youth you actually can be really angry because you expect that other people in out of other people and it doesn't happen in order me not saying that's my my excuse but i do know that's part of my anger is the lack of care when courtesy and i might be living in a bubble walking around thinking that i am a courteous struck in person and i make any beginning matter drivers doing the exact same fucking thing that i just didn't i can't hear the person by me yelling i don't know i haven't figured out what my problem as yet

anyway because our she says i would love to know your thoughts on regular people versus the decades that as ginger's can be i know you ve been to work on your temper have you had success yes i have about a lot of success if so can you give a bitch some advice you and your lovely family ever great christmas i love harry stories about you sweet little girl best witches in please do go fuck yourself you know it's a great thing to do take time i'd like to go talk to somebody about it i started doing that before did the movie the someone i haven't been back in its affected me someone that's one of my goals and twenty twenty to get back to talk about that you gonna get to figure out europe is a major tiffany to me was when my body started breaking down and i started massage

to work all of you know forty years a nazi crystal and all his ship from repeated more words and flying on planes and all of that and my ship others were like fuckin up all the time forward and all of that from years ago the ship kicked out of me and also not doing enough back axis ices into much shit in the front you know pension that's all people didn't fuck and eightys what can you bench what can you bench and none people said that you know what do you do for your back so when i got all that worked out on my shoulders came down and i wasn't all like folded in towards the front my just opened up i felt like lot of my ship just the way i was holding myself france is sort of posture was causing me to be it was weird was like what

happen to me psychologically cycle others the logical abuse i think as a kid fucked with my brain which was tell em i bought was by body that something bad was going to happen so then my body get locked into this defensive position which then said my brain was this fuckin circle go and so on body opened up like a lot of the fuckin anger kind of went away and i had this epiphany then i realized then i'm not really angry guy i just react with anger then there is a difference cause i was an angry person before and i wish is walking around angry and i realized tat i had left that guy behind a long time ago without really noticing but might fault emotion was anger so you might just have like this is really hard

two like when you have a default emotion to try to reprogram yourself and that's kind of where our mad you might have success than i am by going to talk to somebody but i found going to talk to somebody in there and then if you ever go out again it's over how you react to shit kind of forgiving yourself for that and since a lot of the good ship that you do can kind of help you like i will this is just like it outside no different than ok i put on twenty pounds i gotta take like our item actin like an angry lunatic i really need to fucking you know and then i'll talk to your husband just say there's something i really want to work on so i know and after due ninety percent of the work but if you can carry just give me a shadow like hey you do in that thing again i got a bit my act right now that my daughter's been alchemy

because what greatest she's not afraid of me which is awesome can a broken that sort of thing in my family tree and so she could just gonna just talk to me if i start acting like a lunatic like she kind of puts me jack and i just feel like you're right you're right body shy about that and she's always like it's ok tat so if you can do that for you that could possibly worker who knows that shit i gonna write some doubt cosette just remind me somebody forgot my fucking joke that i put in their policy not fucking sit through the shit he pause come on bill for god's sakes even our area back ok yeah if

because for me i'll be out but the thing is you really like when you gotta talk to somebody therapy or allow that you really it's really not what goes on in therapy is in the beginning but it's really in between therapy you don't i mean it's like it personal train right you get a personal trainer and shown you all these fuckin exercising you're not going to get the absolute you want if you then go out interactive fuckin idiot between work ask any bad food so or to talk to somebody really you know you got its in between states if you not workin on yourself and it's just a big fuckin wasted time and then some poor other human he's gonna just listen you dump in your life on him every fuckin weak it's a brutal fuck a job with a stirrup herself

here we go my vanity ruin my love life a billion burrito burrito they'll burrito i love a fuckin breed awaited fucking great when the other day god dammit fucking delicious to prefaces i must right white how white male so i'm going to sound pretty arrogant and i personally have hard stand its own loyalty argument high standards i consider it even less over someone else while in a relationship cheating ok that's right so to start i grew up ugly but i kept working at it until i was undeniably hot parentheses i was using with vanity right do you want

here the secret whoever has the best for pheromones in the room is the most attractive his at a fucking word each year come on people you know i'm dumb why would you do this target a fuckin look this this is something what is that how do you say he said turning up everybody knows are you save as german firm on ok chemical substance produced and released into the environment by an animal specially a mammal or an insect affecting the behaviour of the psychology of others of its species ro pheromones work in people

they are secreted outside the body and they have influence the behaviour individual i don't care what it is like a fucking airborne spanish fly here fuck is this are you roofing people with your call loan or your natural sent i dont like anyway there are men with their case i guess he was going to explain whether furthers the whole thing on firms three white male pretty get it to the eye of the best where is it farmers in the room is the most attractive because you can't control it from we really do make us go primal it ride your logical thinking and bring you back to the caveman days you took the in seventeen eighteen and nineteen to get it right it was honestly because i started doing lsd if you

the stand you understand i dont understand what this is like a file i want to see the movie about this fuckin whatever the hell you're right near this is one day i realise there is no such thing as loyalty in a relationship it's only pheromones its honestly started to bother me about women it doesn't hu the woman was how stronger relationship was or how loyal she claims to be there they are all still try to actively pursue me what it doesn't matter who the woman was how strong her relationship was or how loyal she claimed to be they all tried to attractively to actively pursue me it's because your firm out don't forget that men want to fuck you girlfriend all the time to growing up early is occurs because you still carry the broken coffin it's too will you try

about do you you fucking i tell you a crushing idea this is fucking nuts the matter how good i look i'm still in secure about it i thought you say you're an ugly guy but you had these pheromones so that makes you good looking at yet this i'm also in secure about men pursuing my girlfriend it may be insecure and securely think i'm good looking i'm not the best looking man in the world there are men with the same level of pheromones as me or better this means doesn't matter how strong my bond is with the woman honestly this makes me so uncomfortable hanging out with women in rio ships already probably because i don't want her to assume i'm going to try to pursue her and the other part there is at least a fifty fifty

she's going to pursue pursue me to a boy did ron burgundy it is i don't know if this makes me sound insecure or not but the only time i can hang out with the woman a relationship i have to make sure there is significant other is standing right between us well why don't you not fucking pursuing this has to happen is a man with the same level of fur moans or better to walk by my girlfriend and shows pursuing him you're this reminds me of you ever hear that his hitler used astrology to make decisions when he was fighting his fuckin war i don't know what this pheromone shit is but you have fucking you ve gone down the rabbit whole here body they won't let alone lasting over him parentheses hard we'll see rules

i was saying the euro but it also was both ways to i've done my fault i've done my fault to only become what i've done my fault they mean done my part i have done my fall to only because of firms so from what i consider there is no such thing as loyal tina relationship which sucks for me because i do consider loyalty is the most important part of relationship and i just find out it's all cake it's a lie i really need to find a way to be ok with that in order to move on from from my lovely do you have any advice yet dead fucking you should be single dude you should be single for a fuckin while it whatever this firm own fuckin shit is are you talking about i would try and work this out

because you're not gonna be a fund personal being relationship with whatever the fuck that was about how you know you have these great pheromones and you walk in there and you fuckin you know but i think you're putting out a vibe right you're good looking guy you but not a vibe and women a fuckin responding to it do you know i don't know what world you're in fear and a bar how you are i added what's goin on here but i get off learned a new word i'd i'd honorary advice reality i dont really understand what you're talking about you saying that basically it's all based on sense and because you have this incredible fuckin said that calvin climb would love to put a fuckin bottle the add on i'll do i would say

i don't even know what you're talking about good luck i don't know i don't know enough about it sir you're you're you're talking some sort of fucking its dna should and you know you for an that i don't feel bad that i can't give advice because you her we try to read out loud so you know what you will get involved in ok that's the deal right right underrated everybody hey a rude off the red not reindeer what about a year and a half ago i found out my comments now ex wife cheated on me a lot three different guys oh boy will share in the fuckin see words of two at the same time like i said can't but now that i'm over although the sad or nobody you fucking through still around the sea we maybe you're the saddest you still got the angle

but now that i'm over all the sadness and insecurity i realize i've been missing out on so many things i have a good job and now travel alone for vacation in all my most recent trip even met a lady that's great good for you you turn it around as on i think this i met the mob candles frozen yogurt alone and i love it i re joy real sailor a very small part of your life so enjoy i'm even go to treat myself to a trip to new orleans to new orleans i'm from detroit to see you in january good feel being well to laugh about my situation when i heard you ran about cheating whores helmet through some really hard times thanks and go fuck yourself no worries nowhere weighing it you know

better relationships are tough thing everybody makes mistakes i fuckin made with every goddamn mistake you could possibly make it also when you're single and you're fucking out their yellow enjoy it because i'm telling you it's gonna be the fuckin it's gonna be a very short time in your life has when you meet the person is disposed to get you married to you not gonna wanna leave em but then you know you're in that and their relationship keeps changing your boyfriend girlfriends no thing now is getting lower than you move in together get fuckin mary than you have a kid it just keeps fuckin changing and you know there's definitely i dont think like this much but there was definitely times i think early on where you look back to those days when you a single there was just like tat i was fucking great

but fortunately i don't think i think a lot of times i did think that because i was so afraid to get married and i admit this person that i knew i was never gonna get browser we're gonna break up with so i was i fuck you know like one my desire to say this one of the best thanksgivings i ever add was the last ice giving i was single i actually hung out with this other comic and we bought like a fuckin we bought like a fucking i think a case a budweiser care and we were sitting in my apartment there we ordered food and we watched the football game and we just laughter falconers off and got fuckin hammered and then went out and continued to drink it was perfectly both in the same place in our life

there wasn't a relationship i wasn't relationship and we talking about how we fucked up every relationship we had ever been in and the house fucking relieved that we were that we weren't in relationships rate a ruined some poor woman fucking life is spending yet another fuckin holiday with that dumb ass is then we scotch shit faced and just laughed and just told all these fuckin stories about fucking once we were we drank the whole fuckin day are even off maybe had a turkey sandwich boy i wouldn't trade that obviously for what i have now but i will tell you that that was did this is something to be said about that and if you are not happy relationship get out and when you are single do not rush into another one could you alone we enjoy being fucked

single cause i'll tell you right now there is a whole bunch of fuckin people right now in relationships that they don't want to be in in this time of year it's fuckin brutal you're goin out they have to buy a gift for someone that yet you're trying to think when the fact and i can't break up of them now is it's a holiday then you get that fuckin short window between the holidays and valentine's day you know march is a good time to break up with somebody throat before spring you know i got a saint patrick stay you know that's that's that's area up i'll get the podcast top months to break up with somebody aright top top three months to do it top dream not to do it right march provided the person's birthday is in march march is a great one

september is a great time the pull the rip court its before the holidays start you know you're clean and how to begin the end of the year these are my top three argue gimme your top three in i'll give you my my top three march september marches fucking great right cosette means it took him out for fuckin valentine's day you weren't fuckin fail in it or they took you out and you just we're fucked organise and you're gonna break put them they're gonna be out of your fucking life you wanna get through the sadness are right when you do the fuckin springs springs here right get out you rollerblades stout fuckin skate nor outright september i already told you why it's before the fuckin holidays you never gonna see their purses pocket parents again right i can get out of it for this

open romania where the fuck is that parliament is a really my experience because i ate i actually dated some really great people i fucked ella those up mom just say are right and then last one card is a tough one third ones what are some times a good time to break up the somebody right before the summer march of september easy i gotta know i would say you don't have from samuel may throw me out their pocket you got the any jelly and be a play off you want to fuck and watch that shit you know she already ruined march madness for you get the fuck out may does my three march september and then

maize a week that's a weak one maybe there's only does maybe the just too are worse months to break up with somebody i'm gonna say see the worst want to break up or somebody december right before christmas as also great time now because then you run off the fucking go to the other person's place jesus i already talk myself into a corner i don't think there's a bad man to break up with somebody i guess it that's you know something i just learned something it's never better when do you break up with somebody just get the if you're not happy guess there's nothing just get the fuck out never worse never worse than stated care flag

a common again get the fuck out there you go you always get up where the lasting i keep saying is lasting this is the fuckin lasting can only have a shot to ignore gonna try to go to bed the ledge sugar coursing through my fuckin bright had the fuckin ignore dreams fucking elves attack on me and shut the fuck was ain't gonna talk about breaking up or somebody then forget may not thinking about agnes that's my brain works i fuckin left that they take it take fuckin trained just keeps going that was back at the last station you know that's it you never get it back you leave you left your pocketbook gets a fuckin train i can't backup fuck was i think that above all i get such a kick out of this time a year because i hate it when i was on the fuckin fence

you know i want to get married but i was afraid you get married this time of fucking year when they start doing that shit about the engagement brings those motherfuckers at the advertising agencies they know they know to drop those pocket goddamn they know when they do it she's gonna be sit next to you and you just occurred that's a fuckin guy james so fuckin relieved that i impasse that part my fucking life all right that is it is the forecast everybody today you go so who like the super boy i wanna hear do you think the kansas city chiefs i don't i've still question in their defence you know i'm not questioning their fuckin offered that was a huge fuckin went for that franchise to go on a fox

broke as we have definitely been a fuckin spur under their saddler wherever they fuckin thing is a goddamn pebble in iraq an issue for the last couple of can year so congratulations them do you think that they have what it takes to get past the baltimore ravens they carry the cleveland brands i don't know i'm a little nervous about my seattle paper have still to abstain what seattle seahawks wouldn t care gets ring number two right i'm stick with it i go fuck yourself i'll check it out here on thursday