Hey, what's going on is bill burn assigned for the Monday morning, podcast for Monday February, ten, two thousand and ten, what going on. How are you fucking piece of pleasant, my God, windscreen here. What do you want to have a windscreen? You know the house, turn on the air conditioner you fuckin warm freckled, can't there how'd you life has Igor. I don't have shit to talk about this week, everybody. So you know why? Why don't we let you go first. My actually of a few things to plug here I'll bill, o Billy bonds or face here I want to be, drums on the dean Del re detail raise bond. Scott tribute can be, large tenth at seven p m here in Hollywood, California, the Avalon you can go to Avalon Hollywood, dot, com for tickets Going to be the usual rocks,

I studied line up I don't know who I can announce who I can announce. I don't know yet. I as the day gets closer now, the last time we did. This was a couple years ago and I got to go. With Nicky Saxon, Michael Devon and Scotty. Rallies amazingly, will deign always brings a last before that was right, Rudy Sars, oh. All kinds of amazing players- and you know people- are we I think that, as you know, article do a stand up show first, which we are and then It's gonna be some half fast, like Fucking rock show up words. It is an incredible stand up, show and then the rock show afterwards, just it's just fuckin unbelievable. It was the first It was incredible. The next one is even more amazing and then this one I talked to a few people that I think are coming down. You know busy people bill torn and should try to make it happen, but it's going to be fucking

insane be there to have seven p m. The ever Avalon in Hollywood dean Del raise bonds got tribute, has been forty cents. One of the great for men and rock history bond Scott, unfortunately passed away prematurely, So, anyway, you know ploughing, add ploughing, what the hell am. I also I got nothing to buy them doing me a little Billy promo here the billboards Podcast episode for drop last week episode five is dropping next week you can tell. I didn't write their camp because I don't say drops. I do say you know it me back when you genocide. I will say that, but I tried out go to fuckin young person, That's your person should, by the way, I posted something goes. I was watching some of that excess felt very little, but I was watching it in dumb. I've always been a big fan, of new leagues

and rooting for them, because I the EIA fell and I miss the ABA and I missed The w h itself- and the only thing I got to see was the: U S there fell and I went to a game: the Boston breakers. First, the Washington Federals Nackerson field and now by the way and but by then the NFL was just so established. Tat, there was really nothing that could fuck with it, and I was the extra photos. I you know that you will make the Dallas renegades their helmets to shit. So I do. Is I fucking I tried is screen grab whatever the fuck kids call it just posted onto my twitter and emotive shit that I got a shit. They manage did I got was ridiculous. All I say go they got a sick fuck and long though you stole it from the Ottawa renegades. I look at the honourable one. There's some similarities, except there's stinks,

Dallas is awesome, so if they stole it from you, they fuckin took it to another level. Let's not act like Ottawa. Paul d thing out of there ass a fuckin demon, can cowboy with the bub bandanna over his fuckin knows, didn't steal it from every spaghetti western there. He stood was Everett. We gotta get a drink of water. Like I got my gun, I fuckin blood gods Did you say you like something? is overwhelmingly negative. Everybody was saying was awful than people just sitting. There go unlike the fucking we have forms. I feel like I'm watching like a what like any given Sunday If you really look at the ETA fell, a lot of their uniforms, look like something you see on any given Sunday, you just used to it. Ok, with my team, the New England patriots mobile, uniform, terrible logo, terror, collars, that's silver the blow in the red I fucking aid. I live,

it cause I associated with winning and when they go back to the old fuckin, you know Paul Revere. You know that over get in fuckin ball on the side of the helm of the red jerseys. I look at those and I get sick to my stomach because I think do you know I go back later. Ten Tom Brady would wear Adobe like take that fuckin thing altogether. Jake's yourself Kay the Seattle Seahawks terrible, terrible fuckin uniform the Denver, Broncos, you tell me these all: don't look like expansion franchises. Well, who also has a bad one: Houston Texans, the fuck the Titans, all those look like just fuckin. Like I don't know. Than any other ones that are just so goddamn plain, but you used to like the vikings in the packers in the bears they like history by now, but if they just came out you'll be like these are like the lame is like. This is like. First gotta computer, nay, they discovered emerges of people be shit all over those too. So I ll

They are a. And are we going been I'm not mad at watching football. Twelve months, of the year. You know them new legal always has like some cool rules. I saw this. They get kicked the fuckin ball out of bounds on the kick off after a score, and they put the ball. On the team that kicked off. They put it on their forty five yard lights or immediately massive massive fuck up, I like when they do shit like that and they are, is each person like the ball like theatre for six times, Percy was telling me you try. Convert excited six, point diversion sorry. There was watching the Oscars downstairs, which is the perfect time for me to do my part kissed, and it is the perfect time because I won't get into a fight goes whenever a watch award shows. I always get nephites of near because I watch it on tv and I make fun of it in and she really really loves it she's really into it. So I got to make sure that our own it for

because they were downstairs. My mother, everybody's over right, I was dancing. They put my errand. You know, and they had all the poor fuckin women right on the red carpet Starvin themselves. For weeks on end, you can see their ribcage all the way up to their fuckin larynx right. Everyone, on Ebay is dressed up like their nominated for somebody who spoke in yeah, just too bad for Gazette. Everybody takes him apart. Knowledge, tapers shit and I was really set now looking at it I just said just started curiosity because because they were shit known as one woman's dress. It was, the color of bile what color that is right and then another woman comes out its exact same fuckin fabric and they loved that one. So I just I just out of curiosity, what is this between that dress in the last dress other than the color and the euro My mother left, if she's the coolest person every, but the look there

God for while the Euro. Checks there, my wife's age, then, yes,. That, generally they all looked at me. I got when that second back and she now and then I did back in fear away, it's like all other, so and then the next person is shows they showed some movie star guys were a taxi rose like all my god now that is about. I that's another great thing about being. Guy just drawn the fuckin tuxedo. They don't. They have no fucking idea whether you went down the fuckin, Teddy's tuxedo or you actually buy, Some I mean I would, I wouldn't think right, it's fucking great! Being a guy, great, and that's why women are constantly fucking bitch it constantly economy it all comes down to is no matter what their complaining about just no in the back of the head. They know that of your wife was that if you walk in a red carpet, all you have to do Take a shower and shave and thrown the same fuckin tuxedo. Every The guy has and you will not be judged just way after

oh fuck and severed the ten days and you're gonna look like a million bucks and the fuckin. Twelve forty miles is shit that a woman has to go through to try to look at best see stars puking behind upstairs just to have some Fuckin guy euro, can tear the shit out of you, we as a thankless job, like came up right. Is the. Right is the the things started Jean Monet was out there and she came out just as Mr Rogers and I have to say, as a white person, I was offended with that: reverse cultural appropriation, ok, Rogers was white. Ok, let's not black, wash wait. History then. I guess just like awaiting the new make a movie about it. There was a documentary that I saw

so maybe that was a nod to that as a proper get nominated, because I think it was really good. I don't know I don't like it now, but I think it's gonna be another long night of people making everything about them else. I want to thank the academy As you know, a fuckin left here did hermaphrodite with the speech impediment. I just want to say you know it's gonna, be all of that. It's like you, in a word. What are you you're famous? What is the problem. You're making millions. Why is the problem? What it is you gotta say something crazy, or else you just get lost in the shuffle Ike like I don't you think half of those people are serious. It's just they're trying to get as much as they can. At that moment they don't give a shit about the dolphins right data

give a fuck about one legged little people live in under bridges, whatever the fuck their causes. What they care about is that Speeches gonna go viral with any luck you touched funny- is a pretty little person rise, a kid and you can go up. And you could tell a story because you know that it's not gonna start plan. If you start when a story about it touch for this strategy to that's! Ok, if you just go, there are just be like man. I cannot let me we're inside a million years, I'd be up here, and he always why I'm up here is because of a zillion other people's hard work, editing and put music gonna need, meaning in and in that the people who wrote this stuff that I said Bless Ali cause, I'm gettin a victory, but it's you know. It's really you guys if you just say that they did their net, Speeches is never going to exert you'll, never see it again

feed on boring God com the next day, but if you fuckin go up there and talk about how you lasted total diabetes, when you are at a rally to save I don't know. Fucking willows frogs, where I'm trying to think that fuckin to see you come on frogs. What are you the horn, frogs trying to save horn frogs? You lost a fuckin. Tell some shit like that: sell about global warming, ok! Being of tomorrow, creepy guy. Some sort of disease any that shit. You gotta worked out into your speech or there's just Get lost in those guys, don't use that word I would say that word when they talk about shit like that, so anyway, there there's watching that shit. That's what I'm gonna do. Somebody do my part cast right and then I'm gonna slip away, play little drums and then we'll go out good you're, fucking spot

that's what I'm gonna do in my what I'm not really slipping away. She knows that's what I'm doing, and she also knows that. That's what I'm supposed to be This sort of an unwritten rule when that shit's going on when this shit, she really likes like when the sex in the city, girls get together again and they make another Fuckin movie and she's writing it and her friends, downstairs watching, and I know that that is my cue to hit the falcon bricks to be it right here Do that, because you gotta understand that your wife's Europe Super the Superbowl forgot, watch and sports. It's all fuckin stupid right. But it's not stupid to you cause you're into it. So make sense me how fuckin dumb is it? speaking to watch. You know there was a lot of backlash about the fucking they have. I am sure the Superbowl you don't mean and what I loved ones like how come jailers gettin shit and that fuckin guy from around five didn't it's like

because she went way further, both of them wildly inappropriate for like us. Ball game when these kids, there I agree with with with people, This is one of these things were of oddly conservative, I don't think conservative It's fucking weird to be doing sexual shit To an audience, TAT has children there. You know what I mean. To come out there all short lives and grinding you're fuckin dick, and all of that she would have listened in defence of Adam Levine. I didn't want to have time, show I'd fuckin plan from the ship, but like Jane Let me come on you to say because there's a bunch women go, I have so much to do with that what they do about it. It's like what live Removing shaved is private and then put a piece of duct tape. Ballroom have started up a strip Paul. I think that that would be. You know,

he knows all different levels of theft. Writers does does petty theft. Is this Fuckin grand larceny or what I was all budget debate on. What the fuck do you sit here and I thank you. God Damn law degree. But I will tell you this: They have time show at a suitable is when you, when you sexual, like that it's fucking bizarre. But jail show. In a mill of a football game was as fucking bizarre is. If you went to Vegas to see jailer show and then each for Wait a minute. She went back to take a break and then all of a sudden they play football on the same fuckin stage like that but my watch in here that I think this bigger fish to fry out there, and I don't think that many people were offended by, but I would never say that somebody who sitting there with their kid if a fucking like

eighty nine percent naked woman comes out in the middle of a football game. The championship came by the way to like the fucking most watch game or like some guy, comes out. Like short, listen, it's just sort of like you know all sweaty and fuck and whatever the fuck he did yet it's like you you wouldn't do that. I don't know, I think it's weird because that's not your show, ok you're doing get like like it like a guess. You don't guess spot when you wouldn't that the show is the foot Ok, so you don't guess spot so you know shit fuck and try to act accordingly. Now, if every follow, people took their kids to your fuckin show or used The polls show, then that's on them. Big, no fuck ride like people get offended by committing right. If you go to work, what club go fuck yourself right now, If you hire me to do up

I've, a gig any go hey whatever you do, don't talk about X, Y Z and then I go up, and I do it. I'm a fucking asshole you shouldn't paying them accent. Listen, I'm not trying to say somebody should be allowed to get a brazilian wax from fuckin asshole to the ball back and go out there with no shared on fuckin singing. I pitched voice your keg eat. You can do that on. You do that on your door right, we got kids here, kids, like you know, this is people in the fuckin crowd there probably went to Superbowl twelve with their dead, and now you know, then they brought their kid, the Superbowl twenty five and now there you know now your grandfather, you go into the garden and when they came up there was just like a college band, would just go. On the veiled. You know what Bang Bang, Bang Bang Bang Denzil was anyway ploughing it Ploughing there's nothing wrong, ok with football.

Nothing wrong with maroon five days something wrong with the brazilian check or jailer. Ok, it's just you know like there's nothing. Wrong with orange juice and there's nothing wrong with brushing your teeth. But if you do one right after the other to get this is not a good thing. Then it becomes a noise. Having said that for all the feminist out there, I hope you, when the right to be able to walk around shortlist. I hope you fuckin I hope you win that won't. You know. Let us go You know what's up right, take that there's my teddy's, her think you're running shit regulator, those Fuckin Tatars and I love it, took as I feel like. It cuts women's power in half because It cuts the power to have because so much the power beautiful woman. Has you even talk when you're around I'm. U make done decisions, you start forgetting it gives a. You know that guy your house right,

all you do is show little bit cleavage smell a certain way and you're gonna make some of the dumbest decisions EU life now. But if you walk around looking to tidies all fuckin time. He comes in with her Teddy's out. It's like really not that big a deal so now taken after shows. They too have to show like either ass a clam cleavage it to go. Get ready a house. So I think that that's a good one. I think that's good for everybody. Women can feel like you know they have the same freedoms, disguise and then guy can feel a little more on point on the ground when they're they're dead With a beautiful woman whose use, unlike her beauty, to try a minute like you to do a sum that, even if you really sat down thought about it, if you could run out real quick and then you know you, we have you a clear head there, you wouldn't do it. My crazy here think me a bird cries I'm gonna go to the opening lousy. He was wild cats. They could come up with a better

named and while many wild cats are there other any wild cats, in LOS Angeles. You know they showed that they should do they. I just wish that you know it's a fucking expansion legal. They should adjust God for it. You know what I mean. These two ways that I wouldn't I would again either humor. I would have gone straight up ethnic. I don't. I don't know why ethnic does not mean white people, but for whatever reason it doesn't like to make sure this is not an offensive word before I say this, but I would just dialing too. Non white ethnicity at either go black let I think I got that I think they're underserved in in professional sports. I go after that market. And then they would build their whole fuckin fan base around. That would be to call for them

stream to fuck it ignore and then you'd Poland, the white people that way thank Erika what this show is that offences term an event in indigenous or partly indigenous ancestry, a young. Informal, a young man belonging to a mexican american urban subculture associated with street gang. Also, maybe that's a bad thing for those like the LOS Angeles shallows right, you could fill void of the raiders losing you'd give rise. A fence something to do during the I've seen they would immediately have this tough fuckin, vibe just go and wild cats. Man over the fuckin team is out. There isn't right unless the threats about. Although I have no idea, but I would have gone that Wednesday's vote a wildcat or you go the other way still in doubt to White Hollywood culture. You could,

I can't say: trophy wives goes any kind of saint embryo teams. A bitch What What's so, what's a derogatory, a term for a fuckin guy, the play boys, the LOS Angeles play Boise does have Just the logo right, you got some guy, Some gave a certain age with assured open down. It was naval who, should you should be really where the fuck internal neck. With some young brought in his falconer, then you get all these buckler jack. Defying women bear the demon all it takes a lot of that's like objectify women, and then you get your you leave a woman up to our own fuckin powers and she's gonna, shaver, fuckin self and put up Damn Pisa duct tape in Nepal Decision Fair enough sunlight debt. Like I really thought like you know, I really thought,

The vaguest nights, I really thought that date they could come up with something a lot better than that. The degenerates. What's levies, MRS Feur Gamblers, let me say something here: it's so funny this at any act like they're, not in the gambling in other men, the fucking game. When you fuckin cocksucker, let's hear no names for gamblers. Are we gotta citizens? Again, a backers stagger speculator risk taker, the biggest risk takers, tour Vegas back in Vegas, staggers yeah and you get to tax, a fuckin chips some guy with a stove smile and admit that also lots pretty evolve in the logo. Some, like the betters a punter, the high rollers to Vegas high rollers come on. You know,

this is no matter how new the league is. Is it still gonna act like a corporation and corporations, fish commercially? That's what they do: its commercial fishing, so they're gonna trotting. We affirm people like the fact M l, B, doesnt call the devil raised the devil raise anymore, because a couple of Jesus Briggs didn't like the devil was in the word I mean in the team name immediately in the name of a fuckin stingray right I mean I have no idea what my fucking chakra crystal. Anyway, so I'm going to the allay wildcats versus D, the Dallas Renegades fuck a name. There is enough that I guess they stole from the Ottawa Renegades, who really stolen from Moscow where the fucking cowboys right. Don't you fucking can accept Would you goddamn snowshoes driving? digital people to the top of the fuck and planning

For some reason you have this reputation for being you know all the deck, the super nice white people. You know you know what I don't buy. Canada is like one giant Utah, You know it's like really nice, but this is creepy underbelly nuclear quite put your finger on it. You don't you just know something Friends, and I always take poltergeist, you know you're both their head stout, but she didn't move the body member that one of the great. Craig T Nelson's, where the great fuckin lines, in eighty seven, my history, I fucking love that I love the delivery of it. I loved the whole thing. I write So we get you love sex. You love thanks. I also loved. You know we have spoken a to tonight when I've reposted the picture. The Dallas renegades aside from everybody shitting on somebody goes. This is exactly how a boomer

the picture right, which I fucking love. I love that, for some fuckin reason. Generation acts doesn't get any shit whatsoever. We just sitting there laying in the cut I believe, as a young kids say right just sitting there right, not gettin shit, fuck it any that we're all in our fortys and fifty's. At this point we gotta be run in some back out there. That's doing some fucking bad shit. It's all if it Not bombers its millennials in there just sitting there yellow need each other fuck, I'm leavin, I'm leavin every fuck. Minister, that man, oh my god, Speaking of the eighties love and every minute added my love, a boy turn their down. All the way shoot me like. A rocky Love, never men of it. That was the eighties people were to cooked up to ten, the time to write lyrics that really meant anything right and that open the door

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can enjoy when between seasons, efforts for family just going back to doing what the fuck I'm supposed to be doing this business, which is just being an idiot onstage. I've been having a lot of fuckin phone, it's just it's the greatest fucking job. There is, however, invented stand a comedy. I am forever in debt and all the people that fucking kept it going before me. There's no way to ever thank amidst the greatest fucking job, so I will be fucking around it. Will you own over hours? You might be I'll, get no fucking cheese taken. All the Son of Fuckin show starts in my dumb. Ass will be up there. Then you are speaking about many like shit lily. I gotta stop after one apples acquit the Fuckin Cigars, the sea guys. So now I got nothin met so like a cattle went back to life.

Sweets and fucking, like shit like once every other day, just like one bad meal which tells us that bad, but like watch it here, a billion a wash in spring no more right. Ok, let's. What's do a little luck. Similar questions here here bubble burst shit dear baby, back bitch were like on January, twenty seventh Monday morning park as you said that you don't think there is anything more boring than taking a bubble bath, but on January Thursday. Thirty is Thursday afternoon. Just before Friday,. Money money park ass. You go into great detail about drawing a piping hot bath after you're acting gay. Sounds like you really enjoyed it. What you say my hit, you finally figured out I'm a fucking hypocritical, so which one is it bad boring? able to change your opinion over the course of three days. Love the pod! Cares

love, you live shows. I see you in Chicago every opportunity. I get thanks, go fuck yourself by what is what happened to me. Between Monday and thirdly, on Wednesday I had an acting gig theirs. Into great detail. There. They had me running like t J Hooker for an afternoon. Which would have been great in my twenties. And maybe even into my thirty's, but it's fifty one year I came home and I felt like I fucking played, I would say, tat awful Finally, I played touch football in the street, you know, and so I was enjoying it is for the fact of being old person pouring, Absence Ultima but as far as like. If I wasn't sore society, it S. Basically, if my body is aching, because I'm all than I pushed too far, I don't mind-

taken an absence of bath. However, my wife tells me to stay there for twenty minutes and I have to tell I will tell you, after eight minutes, I am likewise. I like this house, to be twenty minutes. I looked down on like eight minutes and thirty seven seconds and shit, so I do think it's boring. You know They could somehow just make the absence of workable. We quicker. I would appreciate that so I could feel even more privileged, if in this country. So that's that's what I would say it is observed Judging by your ear your question here, I would say that you are a fan of that and I would never want to. You know shower shame you by telling you that faster boring. So by armies, these fuckin guy, the incomes of date not installed what the fuck do I have to

fuckin goddamned three fuckin days I use so little of my fucking computer and when I hate is there's no like acid Eureka, Details any it off cause, it's like now in one hour later, fuck off. Unbelievable, it's unbelievable how they just do not get prosecuted for deliberate. We making shit obsolete with all the fuckin environmental fucking problem, All I know is, I know why it's not a fucking problem because they could say fuck and pay off the politicians. I will tell you what we'll never ceased to fucking made. Me, though, is regular Americans excited about president. There is just one never never like injured. Thank me now

like when a Obama was ITALY's Fuckin liberal idiots, thinking that he was out there working for them you see trumped goes any Ghali's, fucking God the people out there that fucking part. I personally think that he's gonna turn their fuckin life around its just now fuck. It never ceases to amaze me. I I wanna be negative yearbook, guys you're on your own right, which is: why the great thing as a regular fuckin citizen, to train how about another fellow American, despite their fuckin political views, You just help em out because you should do is a decent human being and unfortunately, politicians are there. The fact from day, one day, just so grossly underpaid. And the only way that they gonna, fuck and be able to feed themselves are not die Eden. Cat food is, if they blow these four

and cooperation so that they can then go on the speech tor I'll, tell you what's: gonna, be fuck unawares, who's gonna be the year. The Trump speech tour. That's the one. I want to stress the one that I want to see it. I mean the old No one would just be annoying because he would come off like a fuckin arrow and it's just like you did the same filter shit all the other once did would say this. I do like how George W just fuckin disappeared like thunder the fuck. Am I. I'm out, see later years, hangs out and paints goes door baseball game with Ellen Degenerous like these doing it right has got to figure out. He's very deep sea fishing right now, there's gotta be,

What what kind of a fuckin come down is? That's gonna be like it to be the day that you're looking for two most through. Most of your presidency, especially during the difficult days, but there has to be in unbelievable fucking, let down the day that ends So you're too term, president for eight fucking years, you never and sat in traffic. There routine essay line you had to sit through. You just got on the fucking play. Hope you, wherever you wanted to go right then he musician you're into would come over to your fuckin, a house that eleven in for free and do a private cancer. I'll call you, Mr President, I can imagine. They see. Deasey came over here called me. Mister podcast, her peace

and then only last for forty eight years and then its just fuckin over and then the rest of your life. You gotta go out. It gives beaches to some of the most heartless evil, fucking people on the planet, and then you have to talk to him. Their human beings and have to go there in fucking. Danced for an hour and give them a fucking private speech, so I will give you three hundred grand right after taxes probably bought a buck. Thirty five within their tax break, and I would thank right Been you know that, did you shit out? They don't give a fuck. You present you with a leader of the free world in every one of us, get a big about the new they get a bigger Flacket house than you. If I recall you by your first name, a rack be right:

fucking Donnay, Danone, because we're going die a little George Bailey or why billionaires want to be President good morning, Billy, I'm too good for liquor and cigars God. I miss think about both too much anymore. I have to go while cigars, I've I've almost cave like. I just said the Great Tom Papa on my part, justice, past Thursday, and he said something crises cut off his cigar smoking. That committee The bodies cut it out, but he D said something that is stuck with me because I didn't notice I was doing about it. He said, I think about it every day, and I have to tell you why, Do I? Actually? I watched a video on Youtube of the cigar bar that I used to go to

and their entire process of taking cigars and making them an aging them. You don't feel like that. Fucking guy, wearing his high school football jacket talking about glory days, all right, on the February fourth Monday morning Park ass, you asked about why billionaires want to be president. Yes, in my theory before you get into it, was that they wanted to change a bunch of laws to help their businesses in the private sector. That's what I thought. He said: why can't speak from experience having roughly a billion dollars short of a billion dollars. I am a philosophy student perfect, so I can pretend no pretty. Well, I love it. I can hang out with this This person, like me, horribly under qualified, yet is now gonna go meta. Pontificate

Aren't you said, played off, oh Jesus, not not the shit kids play with the fuckin guy. It was. The Italian there is Greek Plato, Plato, whether you tell you right here. Second, let's get this fucking guy Plato, P, L, eighty o philosopher, let's see what this guy was neither Timothy while Greek, I was born in Greece. I thought I thought you were the eye ass. I thought the either there was italian. Plato, wrote in his classic work the Republic book eight, if you ever learn to read, I didn't know you had a books.

I guess he has more that all democratic people are consumed with unnecessary appetites. Wait, let's go back. Played around his classic work, the republic that all democratic people. Are consumed with unnecessary appetites, so now so consider now a person with essentially infinite see you read those books unto done. They know what that means are Soon, with unnecessary appetites without would be like I don't know what that means other than food for internet. Nick is Buzz, so consider now your person with essentially infinite money or more cisely, multiple billions of dollars they want them, and it gives you access to if you gave anything at any time. I suspect that eventually become board. What is that

thing they can't by democratic political power is one of the few things that isn't available to their mind demand the fuck. Are you talking about? You don't think them credit fuckin politicians are just as paid for their all paid. For That is why they want to be president, because money is not an object. They desire more. They want to be elected, because they're selfish assets who like to swing Dick surrender, hey, I hate that says: feminist stupid, fuckin, a pin. In all these feminist wrote these these fuckin theories about dicks. Thing, they don't have right and they the guys are always walkin around wondering how big their dick is. First, the other guy who's got the biggest dick in the room, person. Thinking about who is the biggest dick the room. If someone wants to blow somebody- and that's mostly women engage- I saw- I imagine you guys- I don't fucking guy

no, not a room with another guy. Think about his dick. I doubt right we're tune in to disperse is trying to control. Me is already past of aggression. Is this person gonna fuck me over? That's what think about. I am not thinking about his fuckin fucking little down there. I don't give a fuck anyway, doing their dicks around to remind them from the rest of us. They have everything, because it is the only thing that makes them feel anything at all. During all the best in here but you bill can go fuck yourself. Now, here's the thing! I right! Here's the thing you, your description of a billionaire as cartoonish. I would imagine it is each of you unless he's a self made. Man their board and you know, and you know, monies no object and then they just they have to do this because their blah blah blah blah

that's just sour grapes from somebody doesn't have a billion dollars. I'm sorry! Ok, I've got a couple of billions. I met one in particular, was one of those amazing fuckin people ever met. He was itself made. Man came from nothing Amman. I guess two brothers, all we're fuckin dirt, poor all river became billionaires, indifferent, fuckin industries and I This guy, through fucking, give away the fact it is, but He was sports related agenda a totally normal fucking person and after the show asked like a bunch of questions about stand up about how I went about it and was a truly curious person sitting on a billion dollars and

Did not seem board at all to me he was full of life and cherry, I only Madame that one time and in that experience stayed with me, so it's kind of like hell Look, it's celebrities like people in Hollywood there's a bunch of fucking. You know whatever fucking egomaniac. In addition, at that level, blah blah blah the little that I've done, his business. I can tell you that they work their fucking asses off. They work in their pocket. Ass is often I know, because you see the finished product like I take it in a comedy, easy, easy, gig. Writing a tv show editing, fucking casting it. All of that thing is an endless fucking job that literally breaks people. That's all I can tell you

I know it looks like I'm telling you fuckin tell you it's like being in the fuckin NFL. Now everybody knows what you get beat up, everybody just now by God: Zol funded, faggot, Barbara. I just the NBA, although sports leagues, and how you required. Sit down and do it King Interview after every fucking game? Are you sit down eighty two working times and sit there and listen then sent across some fat fuck? Who carry remotely do your job? now you ve would do all you guys talk good fucking game. All you guys a good game imitates right now there was a fucking big banned. The super fuckin famous they parted ways. With there need singer this and carry Oki dude became their lead singer. Aright We literally from the audience huge,

became their fucking lead singer? You know what that fuckin pussy did. He started bitching about doing the fuckin road, Yeah, it's fuckin, hard, spoken art I'll, just hang around the fucking Otto fuckin do and blow that is part of it. I'm like a lady anyway,. So I'm just saying like. If, if What I have learned in my life here is that daddy successful people work the fucking balls off And there's really no way to make it and then put your feet up unless you Old enough that you feel like you're gonna, die in the next five years, because the way the game is set up, is if you stop running, you're, gonna get trampled,

what was that fuckin story about that guy the giant fish that took a mile away out to sea and by the time he brought back. All these fish should take a giant bites out of it and he had nothing left, but the fuckin skeleton. That's what happens when you stop running so bad, Maybe this guy wants to run because he actually thinks he can help out the company company, the country, maybe he's a patriotic guy, but I think it's gonna get the nomination and I want to see row billionaire verses. Rogue billionaire paper view fucking debate. I want to see that, because at this point it's it's all out the fucking money. It's all afterward people that is still supporting trump when he so overtly fucking racist. I get the conservative, but they know that Fuckin guy

stay true to yourself to somebody who's retweeted. All of these fuckin races, things in fucking and in seeing you know NEO Nazis black. Well, you know, there's two sides to the story. I mean how you can just so I get there. You don't like Democrats, but you know you and some level just be like enough. I dont condone overtly raised. I just don't understand that part of it and it's fuckin really depressing. So am I they are once again that if the Democrats run accompany man against this guy, they gonna fuckin lose, but I think I better match up like a boxing match up. If they're not going to go Bernie Sanders like the people want, then I think that you gotta fire with fire and get another fucking crazy. Billionaire in Africa Fuckin who's gonna, stand up to the Bali. Donald Trump he's a fucking bullies kind of funny to watch the way Sykes them all out there

Scale industries are mossy, we'll see what happens is definitely a launch shutter data rights and paranoia of the future. Dear Billy, big boss, data rights apparently of future right, oh boy, why why? Why are you gonna? Do this to me? People I've left this shit behind this shit. There's enough, for you. If you fuckin, read up on his other thence here the shit out of you or make you do something crazy, and then you have to leave your own country, Billy big boss. I know you don't care to follow early politics, but I can't Andrew Andrew Yang, talked about dashing a data bill of rights, he explained it involves egos his fuckin champion. Hopes they gonna fuck and bury that guy. I explain it in full and it went right over the audiences head. I think it's the most and foreign policy put out there, I would like

say the environment is probably the number one thing and then yeah, I would say, yeah, don't think that I think you have an entire generation after people had caught a group without privacy can I use to it. I don't know anyway, because I my paranoid thinking, we will face a humanity, Erin Crisis, with cooperation sharing our data. Imagine Your insurance company goes up because fitted sold. You do two kinds and they didn't like your resting heart rate, no matter what began the number is going to work in their favour or lack of Physical activity, if Geico that you drive ten miles per hour over the speed limit on your daily commute because Samsung sold you your gps data or, if linked in got your facebook private, messages or phone text messages, and it comes algorithm, showed you're, saying unsavory things ten years ago, so you can't get him

climate anywhere or if a hacker released. Everyone search results. On the internet, complete chaos that would ensue. I've made you more paranoid than you already are, but is They concern. I have attached the data bill of Rights done this website below love you yet some son, you pasty, fuck. I have always maintained. If everybody's text messages were made public, none of us could go to work on Monday, so I would think people with that shit would be afraid to do it. Don't I widespread level because of vengeance, he would come back to them there's no way to delete anything or whatever blah blah blah blah blah blah. I don't know I have. I have no idea. I have no idea, but in a once everybody shit was out in his freedom of like well. You know I got no more secrets, I'm what the fuck think what you want I could share. I mean

utter would say. Sir. My biggest thing is the fuckin environment and these never ending wars. Switching to a different form of energy. I don't give a shit if its. If it's I don't know, just as dirty is oil just something to get it out of the business of going into other countries, fucking with their leaders and and trying to take their natural resources. I just don't understand that you don't listen! My fucking point of view cause I don't fuckin watch anything. I just look at shit. I think shit and then I say shit, so I don't know anything right on that blew off. I can read but I am against somebody that is just as there is no reason if you, when you lead people, you need to bring people together. I feel that's it out and when you divide people, that is it's just

doesn't work out for anybody. Should I get a nose job, no boy, dear Billy, but lick my before? I start. I would love to hear the lovely needs advice. I believe this needs. A female touch. She's downstairs watch me ask someone was too before I start, I'd love, to hear the look away Goodman This is a long one, but I believe people here this would like to know. The full extent of my unique slash known gives a fuck situation So should I get a nose job now, Jesus I just turn eighteen in the past couple, once a my high school senior and I've never been laid, I'm pretty sure. I know you think it bill don't get down in the dumps, because I'm eighteen and have time however, in school, the school I'm in its like some fucking. All around orgy, pretty much everyone knows been finger. Blasting fuckin, someone I've only

Dub, Slash, made out with two girls. Which I know shows that I have potential one of these girls. Was a girlfriend I had for a couple months but broke up with their cause. I didn't feel as happy as I They should a kind of sounds to me like you know who you are that's a very mature thing to do. Anyways proxies, I may be eighteen But I know what I wonder relationship but, to be honest, I believed I could be at least have gotten. A b j firmer. If I hang down for a couple of months- but I didn't want to use it like that, you do about it, you're a good person, don't question any of this. Because everybody else around you're acting like a fuckin chimp anyway, I also have a big friend group, with both guys in girls I enjoy being with them. However, most of them days each other so at borders bothers. The fuck out of me tonight

have someone for myself while there, they're, always around tongue punching, which is fuckin with my mind, Now, my nose, I have a gigantic camp in the middle of my nose. It so like a sore thumb and as a beacon of We, on my face. When I was a middle school, I was bullied a lot about my nose, so I'm really sensitive about it, but after middle school stop, I guess everyone matured past bullying or maybe a growing body of face, I mean you know I a giant. My head was the same size. It is now like fuckin too, is that I have a decent body and hide my face would be ok if I didn't have this fat fuck knows on my face that just that's just a pussy deterrent, What did I tell you? It's really sharpening you fucking comedic skills here, which, in the long run I'm telling you it's gonna, get your lot ass. You gonna be fine. You don't need the fucking. Do this shit you not to go

our dashing on this thing. This is why I want to get surgery. I believe, in time twenty? I could get a fine knows that doesn't look the way here. Legs did in two thousand three, knows hub surgery and see for yourself, I inner what I'll do that? In fact, this to you, but I mean I wouldn't do it it fuck and eighteen, you crazy. You give me your view, super fuckin, emotional, that's a crazy things. Do you don't need plastic surgery in eighteen- oh right, I've run this fucking nose out until you, thirty, when you have thirty? If you still feel in that way in your brain is fully develop which they now showing studies that it isn't until you like twenty seven to thirty, is something like that that somebody said to me that he overheard. I did look to see if that's true enough downtown energy knows hump surgery spell surgery

These are key and there they, as it all use a use. How much do I have to fuck in pay and internet for the fucking thing? The work out ass, you are GI, are wiser. Now looks better journalists, No, some surgery will not come up, maybe ornament. There is no fucking reason in the world to be fuckin with your face ok you're in the prime of life. You haven't even fully developed a right, gonna grow into your body and you're gonna. Look fine, and you know something: it's dyke It's the improvised all issues of a fucking old part one thing to say, but it really is the imperfections that make people make people interesting

You know or one of those cartoons shoes, I don't know if she got a ton of shit or whatever but late. She just looks like she. Also you completely different person, because you like TAT, that's like when I won't look at TAT tat is like depressing to me. Where it's like you gotta, like. I don't know how much you must not like yourself to do something like that. So I would say you know why you gotta learn to love yourself. Love what you look like and this nothing wrong with you. Ok do tee right now. I had fuckin orange here. If I could get laid, you give your ever fuck em european unity in the game, and you're funny. You find your fuckin fight. Anyway. He goes. This is why I want to start and wait for this fuckin thing the loud. If I didn't, I got them from. You know much by the way you know my fucking knows how surgery spam I'm gonna get now that fuckin looked it up

there was. This is why I want to get surgery, I believe in twenty twenty. I could get a fine those of irish early looked at all, it's ok, I'm also represent competent in saying that multiple girls would have hooked up with me. If I wasn't so damn ugly, because it is eleven probably knows, I used to think that checks to nor cup of me, I said they go like affected, have read air and ever girlfriend, and I mean that, a truth in my head and guess what had happened You know what's a great way to get laid start saying hello to people put yourself out there and then that's it. You know make a self deprecating joke about. You'd knows if you fail in their type wishing to guarantee- and I am most women are gay men I saw itobad. Did you know that you're gonna be fine with it and it was, however, the fight? problem is that I believe, if I get too knows job I'm giving in, like a pussy and lose a piece of my pride. I agree with that

so sulkiness information help me decide if I should go down this road. At times of a hundred percent positive. I am one hundred percent positive. You should not get a nose job at eighteen. Ok, you do that you cannot fucking go back and I am going to tell you something when you do shit like that. You're gonna. Look a lot, fuck, indifferent, Bogota chip from that we'll be there when they were dancing around right. She added Jerry dancing. And I thought she was so fuckin cube that's age using now matrona shit on anyone who stayed there wasn't anything wrong with it. Anyway, so I want to do so, This information we decide, I absolutely the easiest. As is there a doubt, you find your fuckin. Five are right. Get thirty five years old and you still want to do it. Then you know than that that something else right, but

Eighteen, you haven't even grown into your body. Jesus Christ spoken. The biggest thing you need to work on is to get out of your own head and think that that fucking knows he's gonna hold you back right, you gonna, be fine, don't do it! The aim don't do it? Overrated underwritten, hey Bill, underrated paying out your landscape plants in trees, so they can mature to their natural sizes without require pruning to avoid buildings in shit. That's what it's pretty smart, over paying someone to cut your landscaping plants and trees any more often than necessary. Call them what you want landscape is. God knows whatever the point, what a waste the open amount of money for a manual Actually need gruesome, example, but bear with me you

keep a bunch of rottweiler in candles sized for pugs Then pay someone to cut parts of the dog off to keep them apart, right, Jesus Christ. If you needed them and candles you put them in those with adequate space, similarity, trees and plants grow to risk perspective, sizes, the space them all? Accordingly, you don't have to pay anyone to cut them in the place. Maybe I'm too old, I think you know it. They give thinking the right shit. You wanna little serial killer, therewith sharpen up the dogs, but I think he made a point there that's the podcast, everybody fuck you selves and I will check it on your on Thursday. I once again thank you. Never really came out to casino gig to match casino in to even as I had a great time, Tyndale RE, murdering it as always March tenth, remember my down for the

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