hey what's going on his bill burn is time for the monday morning podcast from monday february eleventh two thousand and nineteen what is going on with you how are you i am actually recording part of this anyways array recording here saturday night because i'm out here torn down a little but a stand up and when i have to fly on sunday and i got a fucking budget should i have to do monday i got it i gotta do this this parts do a couple around here you know it's weird the walk around today all by myself and by my lonesome for some reason i dont know why this fuckin melody with the wrong lyrics has been stuck in my head i just been walking around goin sherry's berries why your bar again makes

no fuckin sense whatsoever i never had a thought i was set aside for me on these be undies of sherry's berries keeps her they might advertisers fuck and we gave no idea i'm doing so early area of the advertising yet you understand just how dangerous apart justices right now anyways any way guesses i've been told and forces to answer any ways anyway forget it i did my first and a broad gig in in since i came back from europe did the acting gig i walked out on stage got on the falcon bicycle and it was was all right everything went greater we thank everybody came out to the boar gotta no legs thirty eight a great fuckin time i'm sort of barnstorming around just doing some like guenaud clubs

local areas and shit just doing the hours trying to figure out how to put this fuckin thing together little some shit down get in get out take this fuckin thing and then move on to my next hour my favorite fuckin thing to do my favorite fucking thing to do it is the day after the special when all the material is flushed down the fuckin toilet i get to start all over again no flock and pressure you know the precious the special once you get this she'll done nino feel like me you're going to continue to like thought in life so the materials gonna come here speaking a fuck up i was dana's hotel about a week ago if i tell you a story fuckin i swear to god like the level of like hostile there

corporations have got too is far should complete lack of customer service he can't anybody on the fuckin phone total sky what's in crew go fuck yourself though the way this dish it is now we like you do have a problem with your fuckin iphone who the hell you gonna call other you gonna get anybody on the phone there are at least to some extent in this fuckin hemisphere you can't do it right so let's go hotels they stay i gotta call room service how long should there take two three falcon things worst case scenario they use even our own message go unlike aid reaches message just leave your room number and we will learn will come right back from a figure out what what what whatever you want right so fucking this that the goddamned thing rings three times puts me on hold up

speaker i'm sitting there for like fifty fucking minutes so i hang up my guide so i fun call the front desk so gay i'm trying to water down the reuben ruben sandwich there right i can get through nobody's can absolutely frontiers like a strange let me look i'll put you right through put we through the same extension are back on hold again listen to the same fuckin music sit there again for another ten minutes now about twenty five minutes and train all fuckin sandwich so there guy factors i gotta next one i call customer service is a customer service button solely picks up after three rings i tell him what the fuck and problems oh my god terror i'm so sorry mr byrne units of money let me get you through our stay on with you right same organ extension save working on hold music and uncertain

for like fifteen seconds and i'm like wait unlike do you still there he wasn't there so i fuckin callback customer service again somebody else picture i said i'd tell all fuckin store they just told you so time will tell the story of your front desk forgot third time right as of george she goes stay on with you like now like gazette normal behaviour she goes i'm sorry i let me get you through and she finally gets me through ok to room service it brings in the guy on the other it picks up room service and just goes hello i'm like yeah it's this room service he's a year unlike

i'd like to order some do the rome it's like super awkward because i like ok can i get reuben sandwich is are you up i go can i get a side salad the prize is overrated figures sounds so the fries egos now loud says no no what am i gonna do complain to him he's got my foot he's got me by the balls saw psychic ah you i guess i mean fries what do you want you want to drink i just go let me get a water with ice signals are right so you know i gonna run number and i fuckin hang up you sit there walk around with fucker altera muttering to myself going literally took me a fuckin half hour to get rudy somebody they could get me to somebody to order a fuckin sandwich to my room

and then when i asked you know i haven't you we're burger genji basically was again now go fuck you like i was a kid daddy we get some ice cream now like should taller than me and you drive and in your pain for everything so i guess what you say goes this goes for can talk to me like that now i'm in another hotel i wanted to find out what those abandon machine on this fuckin floor and i'm trying to there is no button on the phone it says front desk this is feeling like a trend we're i've noticed you going to run it does no menu you call him up eating somebody on the phone where's the menu these it's on your tv and then you go on the tv and you gotta use figure out your fuckin remote control it's all on you you have to figure it out right

you're a figure this shit out and in order it without talking to anybody how far they gonna take this i feel like in the future like you're gonna be like especially in this country with the fucking healthcare you're gonna be like diana something in it be up to you to figure out like how to get hold the somebody you knows yea i got a stab in the abdomen ok yeah if i could get some room service if you like driving ambient sylvia maybe like pick me up yeah can you you know maybe bring like some advantages as of now

i was the ambulance goes job it's gonna be like that level is shit my fucking petty though is people that eight they're fucking job you know me and then they take it out on you it's like to restart my fuckin forty worker gate don't like the job quit i had shed jobs and i can i destroyed you know who the fuck are you doing you gonna try when you get your dream job growth he saw you gonna suck the whole too another good with open me you joy that story is another travel story free so i'm on my way to atlantic city rape and i i guess the plane i'm sitting i just because i'm sitting there looking down i don't know what the fuck i'm doing reading a magazine or some shit

and ass we rolling stone this guy got dilber built a bill bill bar a bill bill baron i look up i see so comical oh my gosh you they are you don't you can it feels like norm landed there now and i'm gonna fuckin drive over to what city is our core i'll talk to you when we get off road signs seen him in a while i'm a good name any namesake as i don't wanna getting burning for control right so we get off the fuckin get off the plane i take a leak come out fuck stairway what's going on so we start shooting the ship and we'll walk in and we get to the you know the moving sidewalk we have seen a little bit moves stand side by side what you're not supposed to cause it's walk or stand this guy's is walking up his good excuse me excuse me like failure to saint once and we immediately immediately got out of the way becomes

often buys he walks by the points up at the sign that says walker stand so i just so i got you buddy relax is welcome because you relax i got you on one point at the sign we started talking shit i again and again yet year buds in your important right system give me should i just sing in turn around and every now and then i get a little bits of need ochres usanga was visited too and i made him so mad he gave me the figure it was like the highlight of my fuckin trip i was already a bad mood because the second we landed some kind like fire rose back a meal we turned on the cell phone and have a conversation at the top of his lungs you know and i know there's something weird about this where in that state than the middle story i was to cut costs i was standing where you supposed to be walk about thing is the second the guy

excuse me i knew what i was doing wrong and i immediately got out of the fuckin way at an act you know i mean to go the way this guy still shaken his fuckin head just look at the guy like who the fuck are you to behave like me in that situation you know the nervous some people who you to walk by mad at me that i was unaware that would try any visiting he wasn't really even in a fuckin hurry because he had the time to argue with me and give me the finger is just one of those fucking people are just has to work fast you like to get somewhere i don't know by the way i gotta tell ya somethin those stupid little fuckin little half a straw is that people have hang out of your fucking years is just lino that's like the blue tooth of headphones i think

very soon people are getting that's gonna become like where my blue tooth was cool for like a week evidently then everybody just made fun of that stupid thing hang out here i really think that those what whatever those things are called i have no idea again we all the little straw hanging out you fuck and here i am not a fan of those always been a fan headphones i don't like my ears a fuck from way and drums and i don't like german shit in my ear blessing awaits you have forgotten right by typewriter what have we done to a fight right mean that guy and i fucking through hook and punched him right near and then i think goes any wazir you know then for the rest of his life is listening to fucking blondie or somethin in one of his ears they can't get it our punches easier dramas and i get suit you know because i want to say hello to a comic arcadia understood

people that's how quick it can happen that's how quickly you can lose your hearing by the way you know it's really fuckin underrated old lady car games i said down with the relative a mine this past week there was a deck card separate a little family unit thing right anna what are my relatives she's a little bit older whatever was just like hey you why you wanna play gin rummy she was i guess she proceeded to kick my ass for like the next hour but we weren't on our smartphones weren't watching tv won't do in any we just sit there you know talkative the old days laughin evan good time giving each other shit trying to remember how to keep score i don't know i again

really got a lot of sitting at going like you know that's one of the coolest things i've had with this particular relative and a long fucking time it made me kind of think like you know what i should i i need to bring that into my life you know my kids gonna be hilarious she's it would be like totally of this time and then like know how to drive like afforded one hundred three on the tree she's not apply only car games i figure like out all this shit that's fucking good from back in the day what i consider grammar teacher out a do old school like knowing how to cook as opposed to just doing the posts made shit you know whether she wants to do whatever shall know how to do it in i enemy

maybe immediately think like what if i just converted my entire garage into like a cigar bar and had friends over over we played charge i had a smoke you're so we could smoke inside then i'm like well i can't fucking do that because then i'll fucking died of throat and mouth cancer because it'll just be too goddamn fun you know what i mean we need to really weird thing being an adult in its us even more weird figuring out at fifty did you ever think when all of a sudden you know i guess she go away to college you just move out like a camera parents out here any more now i could do it where the fuck i want then you do it what the fuck you want for awhile and they need to start paying for it kind of been learning this really at my age there's nothing better than when the bed sober and having eight hours of uninterrupted sleep

if i do that and wake up stretch then go to the gym i feel like like fifteen years younger than i asked i feel like i'm in my thirty seconds fuckin ridiculous now having said that i land to go back to booze you know at some point but i just i just get through taken my special and then and outside chance i have another acting get common up and you know cause you never know now jesus christ you have no fucking idea you know you see back in the day if you if you are on something this far into where i met with this deal you are in but that nowadays you know one fuckin tweet or somebody read some shit from fuckin enough so

pulls out a yearbook from the eighties me you know you know what can happen you don't know what's in there you don't you don't know what the fuck other people have done all it takes is one principle fuckin parts you know there's some fuckin you know the ages tape of him kicking a pigeon in the fuckin beacon and then the whole fuckin thing goes away so i don't know i was still there is a thing that i would like you know i've always wanted to go in entirely calendar year january first through december thirty first and not drink in just be like i did drink that year so i think i think this might be the year i know it's already crews and buy em like fuckin eleven weeks in early you know that's the point to stop in politics take my special that'll be another three weeks that fourteen weeks fifty two weeks in a year fifty two months fourteen thirty eight

weeks ago an arm them i can't make it through that i think i can do it but anyways what the photos to anyone talk but i'm actually sit near now late night just did a spot anna watching showtime boxing nero that's where i realize hbo like let go with a box box absurd boxing after all these years and then top of the page lamp lease gone so we still got that al bernstein guy or whatever i know but they they got all these new announcers and shit so too your transition you know to me it's like when you were a kid like the voices of it is as bigger part as was watching it

so it just takes a while i gotta be honest with you like this transition of arm we now answers in the nfl really give me a while why i'm leavin tony roma crises like the greatest like i got my god like tiny roma stillness thirty's right like this guy can announced for like another thirty fucking years in the level that he knows the game is this is like it's a great day you know gazelle michael's amira michael's is gonna blow you like in the seventies you know an hour those voices that are great i'm so old like i remember the end of kurds gouty their work some are all and john man for the longest time dawn cricky all these guys and just their voice we're just football

emotional right sure looked up some more about what his face the ages past recent later his face he starts to game show my guide than the fuckin worst affected i forget it whatever these guys we're all the voice is of its twenty wasted i'm watching box in here like this in the box but unlike those voices icu the faculties people talk it manages is aware that you think when your favorite beg it's like a new lead singer receptive so unless its basic decent some oecd seem able to do it i don't know what the fuck him talk about all i know is right right around the time i would start to an advertising but i don't have any advertising it so let's see what else that i want to talk about maybe up our record the advertising after baby i'll do something like that

one very much in the boxing by the way the boxing that's our land watch a boxing in the yard money is a u have see you so fucking destroyed this sport fucking destroyed this while they were destroying themselves with the corruption in people duck and fights and changes decisions and all that basically throughout my fucking life they ve so destroyed them but you know it's fine shooting and bring this up oh it's just funny to me nobody's we paying attention to it so when the ring girls get in the crowd there's still all these alone fuckin whistle linen shit like a fuckin bugs body cartoon they all you do is not bark and like a dog and stop and therefore on the fuckin floor

but as i have always maintained like when it when it comes to this getting offended shit there has to be something big enough that there their time catching their wagon oh my god this disease is is larry merchant gone mary merchant i mean jesus christ he that guy is like i can't i can't a key those just certain fighters you could tell he just spoken aided him you know when he would never say anything positive and then go in the ring and start talking tough like he was gonna fuck and do something better mr unity that get off my long vibe but anyway i was looking at my my travel schedule for that reason that i have that starts in iceland

and ends in israel i have a day off between wherever there guy end and then flying over israel on that day there's a modal jp race in spain but i just think it's gonna be too much to try and get too but i ruined gotta catch a fuckin ratios gonna try to go to aston but my schedule that can out but i'm so fuckin ridiculous excited formula one emotive jp to start back up again us what gets me through its genome the dark days are somewhat baseball this is like the dog days before such really just february now because march madness next month you know football spoken over so much madness is next month but basketball and hockey they doesn't really start fuckin mandarin until liking of jesus christ the beginning of april you figure who's gonna be what seed or whatever speed

and what's congratulates the lakers and the last second shot big my fuckin boston celtics no what's goin out the celtic so i got the stupid fuckin the hardwood classic package and i live wash three bruins games a sheer unlike half a celtics came over christmas such has been so goddamn busy it's killing me i don't know what's going on all those we have all his talent on this dixon i dont know if there are achieving a what like i said i was doing that acting gig last week in one of the guys on the said today what's up with key areas you gonna go to allay so just a fact tat he was asking that made me maybe little bit nervous by the way i'm watching this for this davis ruiz right after that i say fuck a name

for half a second i thought it was in los angeles sounds like jesus christ i could have gone further but it carson city nevada and i was just thinking as one of the few cities i've never been to do i've been all the aids all the bees and most of the seas level cities not saying that you silly sucks it's just you know there's no professional sports team there you know there's no traffic is a bit of a math prob you know you know the characteristics of the sea city you down towns still you can still squint your eyes you surprise like call younger and jesse james are woken up the street is still has as you know wild west look about at least it does out here cars the city actually that is a couple of nevada and i've never fucking bend a lot of people if you ask them hey man like what's the cap

that they would be like while i would have to say that las vegas and if he said now they be like ok fucking reno nebula there's no reason swear at me no it's not reno lenny and even guess lawfully before i gotta do you know where the fuck is whether carson city i was just south just out of reno i love rita can lovely on this lake tahoe baby ben i've been the lake tahoe jesus christ i just like past it through carson sitting that fuckin realize it out of flouted carson city and are being the capital this is good be like some sort of gold rush cowboy shit where there's a leak out called the man who killed him and then the big foot so during sam elliot right if you

fuckin immediately try and find out how you can watch the movie you are no friend of mine it's about a guy you know the character he's a guy that found hitler and killed him in world war two and now they're pulling amount of retirement because the big foot not big foot the big foot like i'm watching the boxing he has to go to canada and chilled the big foot because evident we bigfoot is walking around carrying some sort of plague there could wipe out human beings so evidently i guess big foot is there it learn of like up a bonnet

snow man said i welcome were like what what of apes what fucking world is look to separate now this is this is why the feds will never come and pick me up they'll never worrying about how much conspiracy theory i say that i might be right about when they just check google searches here though just be a guy this guy is not a threat because of this google search right now what kind of animal is so he said big bird bigfoot i'm one of the first one to research so what kind of animal big for our skies watch are said to be harry upright walking is it from any sort of family

you know it's over it's like an ape foot the bill walden as far as i can tell in north american folk lore big foot or saw squash are said to be harry upright walking ape like creatures tat dwell in the wilderness and leave footprints that's a funny thing about bigfoot what what the fuck is that thing ever really done it walks around okay if you know a size what you got you footprints all over the fuckin place you know it's always running away you don't think that's why i love this movie they ve some i've found a reason for man to finally find big foot and then kill the fuckin thing all right if i was writing that screenplay ok bigfoot have

that fucking you know carrying the plague in the end you would find out that it was all bullshit you know that wasn't really doing anything it just where was walking around there was alive of oil underneath the land where it was walking around so the government than demonized big foot and said that it could take down this entire first world nation because it walking around with the fuckin with scarlet fever first nobody's ever seen bigfoot they don't know where the fuck a thing is there's never really been a good picture of the god damn thing yet somehow they no one has the fucking plague all i know is sam melias in it and i'm gonna fuckin watch that movie is it in theatres you don't something can you fuck am i

i can't believe you're comin made all that money made may god i'm happy it didn't happy some movies making some fuckin money made torn in fish five million dollars i carefully people saw that fucking movie i'll go man he's a superhero in the ocean a fish don't commit crimes i now you wanna go see the air i didn't see that movie what i would do is i was right now comment i command is fuckin christoph president swirl a trash out in the fuckin pacific ocean fuck as he is not really a person is right that should we may next google search what kind of fishes acclimate what a document do you naughty is some pirate fucked a mermaid

ok that's and then the mermaid gave birth to a comment i recommend grew up without a dad shrubby viking this blonde hair used are blondie anyways i was a kid blonde hair and ensure you know now it looks like the fuckin undertake where's undertake his nephew so when he was a boy was right that fucking movie some viking bearing the mermaid our canoe historically speaking probably raped her right oh he's the rate baby of a viking in a mermaid right is dead not around annie's rapers so there's no reason look that guy policies on land any as gills confer can breathe and water resources it's true light waves so i mean it's bad enough it gonna try to fucking up call up

just don't fathers date now i mean being released big so can communicate with them and then the mom in a sort of shuns and because of obviously our she got pregnant so each a sort of fucking euro has issues with it mom deftly doesn't like is dead dad's really the only land dweller that he knows so just like you fucking man i don't need any body underscore hang in the ocean with my fish friend is fished in our little fucking judge murray thing they take a man like that unite the wolves with the baby second left out in the woods i just there will be able to give some words to then the fuckin guy you know as he gets older an older and all the right they just stay just sitting there all this tragedy didn't dumped in the ocean and finally he cared for can take it anymore

gauges goes on land and he starts fuckin taken people out like charles bronson and death wish like death wish it starts with a rate put in this one is he's doing it for the environment the first people are hoarders why guess hoarded seed lights casino poor thrown the ocean you don't mean you go after all those people now you know i'll fucking kill he gig killers people there made the tv show bobby and minimalist that encourage all these people therefore they bought all this shit just go out and dumping goodwill and then goodwill just throws the fucking ocean or whatever the fuck it as they do with its main elements

i thought he would show and i really think about it when i was thinking that people in storage worthy kill them even those people taken shit that you should get thrown i'm a fucking by they find some stupid fuck the bite i let you just hangs over a good will and just as people shop a garbage bags assured he just spoken takes them and before the cops can get their right the cops jason back to the fucking ocean you know maybe goes that swirl attraction is fine shed any this goes through any finds addresses i don't fucking we also know what i'm talking about at this point i'm just told you how i would do movies that i never sir i don't know what the they do with our men and they gave him the chicken in the sea fuckin pitchfork understand another worrying tuna but killin always friends

that's the case you should start in japan other ones its doing so she stay started that shit right see i'm trying to get it out of my country i do not know where to go from here could now i only have like a fuckin half hour left i still have to do advertising and reads the agreed your question so that's around on monday i just bang out the last twenty five minutes of this this has been the first half of the broadcasters feelings of a lonely man who's in the hotel room and he wants to call the front desk but there is no information on how exactly i'm supposed to fucking do that but it's a good thing because i was going to order food i'm not fucking hungry anymore watch this goddamn fight and through the magic of edit in time no delay on your part just just now the next time i talk let alone

be sunday a monday out of fucking nobody you give a shit rank as can be half a second delay feel just like the gnome in los angeles that amazing isn't that amazing what an edit can do you that was one second for me that was a fucking you know it's monday morning must we got to do the intro so much time is gone by the way i believe the last thing i was talking about saturday deal wants you fucking come on one side saturday sir i say not a card game that i played crazy for some people call a dirty aids that's just a great fucking game and i suddenly realized you know close i went over one of my relatives

on the south there and i'm just fuckin i was walking around all wound up like a museum brain go on a mile a minute can fuckin shouted off do you know the only thing that i they can shut it off is copious amounts of alcohol or sitting down and smoking a cigar neither there are good for you but i found with cod if i just sit down there's something about shuffling cars handling the cards gets rid of that energy and i can shell out and then amazingly enough when i play cards i have to learn how to control my emotions or else people know what's in my hand i found it very therapeutic

you know the tv wasn't on the entire time i was there and i didn't look at my smartphone and my head felt clearer so i think i learn so i think i'm otter already a scatterbrain and all the tv screens and phone screens do not help someone like that doesn't help someone like me is my brains what about this i went about this well out back and looked up and always at what that is what is this link to oh what what does so and so look like now that will surprise me you know and then i'm just fuckin there goes two hours of my life and then lay in bed i can't fucking get to sleep so try to get my wife in the playing cards although i don't think he's gonna do it because she is inherently a chill person and i'm worried that if she starts playing cards she might literally not off in fell backwards out of the chair but anyways or billy freckles

oh billy freckles seventy nine days no fuckin boughs and i'm i gotta met i am getting shit done i did a couple things that i would never do i edited to episodes of efforts for family went through the script and through my punch lines did it on the fucking flame and there is no way right it's not the off season if i'm playing if this season is started there's no fuck aware what i've gotten half of that done i would have said on the plane i wanna watch the movie i would add one that i believe are gay i like this failing can we enhance it so i don't know today have like ben drinker a meanings you know everybody there's just like bored by gay you know i can stop knew no more the fuckin enough

just needs a place where they playing cards assumption yeah bills call the casino you don't mean you don't have to drink you can make that choice for yourself you can be brave be a warrior you'd be all of these fucking things anglo saxon anyways i need to read some of the advertising here fur this week here are you i was coming back from our new york city so i always get to new york posts that's my thing that i read the posts and the daily news were mostly the postcode like this fort section better i you know i was in the shit you know the yankees spring training start so fucking funny like the yankee mindset it is totally george steinbrenner well we we have won a world series you know

we lost to the red sox to the honeymoon is over and web gab rabble night there's always oh there's always this threat with that whatever manager they have or whatever there's always is constant pressure that like they have to somehow do the imf possible which is to win the way they used to win actually they would accept the way they want in the late ninety spot i do respect that out of that french us but so so funny because it's an empty threats like what you gonna stop watching we all know we're not going to abandon our teams at least the real fence one our legal zoom everybody legal if you're determined to start a business or secure your family's future and twenty nineteen it's easy to get distracted by hurdles that pop up along the way honeywell you'll be ok we went out well that's right let me just agreed to that's when you really done you're fucking will

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than the local newspaper daily comic site there are a lot of books on los angeles history that this person rights i find the whole things fast maybe why so much even thought its history even though it even thought even though some thought even though its history isn't as long as boston fill in new york the whole thing is fascinating only she said i made an album skirted the page i would like to see this sea the old oh my goodness socrates old houses holy shit i just knocked all of this shit down didn't i many times must stay ploughing fatima

you know a lot of old thousands they just said that creepy fuckin look but these are credible and you know i just realized you guys can't see him all right let's get back to whatever the fucker was adversary bet highlight just how ok i'm now that highlight just how true bills bulldoze everything is ok destroyed an entirely our neighbourhood downtown to force the poor from the city center and build more economically mobile skyscrapers one of the dark his blemishes and always history and that's not the that's not the only one on them of neighborhoods destroyed and people displaced due to freeway construction is astronomic is estimated three thousand people were displaced between nineteen forty and nineteen seventy four the freeways which much destroyed the history this historic city explore why ellie is more suburban

than cities like san francisco yards fascinating other duel stuff you know his eminent domain which means well we're building this free way he can take this money for your house or will just fuck and taken from you i try not to get to set about it i just don't get it like you know when those stored neighborhoods were being built there was native americans crying going you know ways to fuckin sit there in an hour skin a buffer whatever the fuck am i don't know what the fuck is this he's gonna be somebody like you know what used to be there so get a deck a car shut up you fuckin tv you maybe can have a nice twenty minutes to yourself i advice mormon be why you hey there billy nickname last can you plug care she read a letter from a moment to tell me why you asking for advice about leaving the church former mormon that's a great form a woman i

mike mormon i'm a former mormon keep it oh and further formal borman who also can you tat i thought i could only offer a little advice for them that offer a little advice to them i also went through something similar when i was nineteen i told my parents i was going to go on a mission which is a huge right of passage in the mornin religion oh my god they must have been crushed and then you got it with upsetting the two people that you want the most approve of approval from they were upset about it and it was hard for me to do but i couldn't lie to myself anymore and try to believe in what the church teaches not lie after that i moved out of my parents house and started attending the university of utah salt lake city it seemed daunting at the time and i didn't know i didn't think i would be able to afford it some i was able to do it good for you part about leaving the church is that all that the other members will ask you a million questions about why you're leaving and they are always trying to events you to come back

we see you can't shut out your family completely but if you don't believe in what the church teaches than you doing yourself any favours by staying just because its routine take it from me i love that for a long time ago and i don't regret it people i know who have regrets other ones i went to high school with state in the church went on she got married in the temple and let believing mormonism anyway i'll say that they would do things differently if they had to do it over again the moment church is it going anywhere it will always be there if you eventually decided to go back decided but you never get your time back if you decide to stay in the church and then end up regretting it i hope this helped and i'm sure you'll meet people who feel the exact same way you do i've met tons of and they really helped me out anyway as always thanks and go hug yourself what yeah imagine if now if you looked for some sort of support group online you could probably find

a way to do that and i like what he said the churches always gonna be there you can always come back you know for you know maybe you enjoyed as much as this guy doesn't you stay out they go it's your life you choose advice from mormon here we goes another one dear billy i'll be a l b a look it up i was his mormon football bag let's see be a l mormon word how many to bow right what the fuck is this this is some deep religious shit here bible dictionary be a l possessor lord the sun god in the mail or generics principle in nature he was worship were different

ideas in rights indifferent places so the possessor lord the fuckers possessor lord said landlord jesus i don't i don't even know what that means i think this is why why i just try to keep my life simple because even i don't know a word if i look it up i still another word all left with is more questions just the chime in on the advice that should go the kid be why you ok good cause i don't think i gave him good advice i had no idea what i know where i grew up catholic on the east coast converted to mormonism when i was eighteen then a year later i left my top twenty college to serve a mission in las vegas you the las vegas to try and convert people jesus christ you drove in with both feet can i just talking for second about mormonism some guy syllable

jack table is on a rule or even worse he's fucking losing when i got back school wouldn't take me was an amusing programme for drums and hadn't practised in two years so i hope to to be why you four year until my charge back up before i could get back to my original programme when it we need where i would have thought does your school not take you as a group catholic averted mormonism you left you talk to him college observer mission las vegas when i got back my school wouldn't take me oh so i had to go to be why you for a year and build my charge back up before i could get back into my original programme casually drums and two years ago in the church because my parents were members they couldn't go to the ceremony in the temple what

we didn't have a separate ring ceremony from my friends and family is the marriage in the temple is usually small with a little pomp and circumstance i can't think of anything i've heard that is hurt my parents as much a decision that i surrounding my beliefs the long talks the arguments the crying the pain of not being around their son etc was very hard at my family through all that's so they want me to be happy and want me to be me we closer now than we have ever been having worked through our difference your parents should always love and support you all depends on what you doing it off we gotta go robber liquor store shoot some heroin i don't think they should love and simple or they could say no love and supporting way while i was it be why you there was student in my programme that took his leave because you didn't like the lifestyle of the church and was scared of what is parents would think oh my god haven't spoken to his parents

does they would rather have their son alive and out of the church than dead in the church while it will be hard but don't have feel like there is no way out in no way they and no one that has your back be why you can make you feel that way begin to talk with you it's about it now and share are you about yourself they will be heard but still love you eat a deck bill gets a maiden those bones you skinny bitch i love you don't have one fat fat if skinny unto skinny i just can't make you people who married when what do we got here from a masculine lesbian lady i put it out there you know that at times day was coming up you know is coming up in other precious always on the guy and we have to show how much we love them and they really don't have to do shit

put on somethin hot and bang you and they act like they do you a favor when sex feels good to them too so i utterly or understand can you if i acted like you know bang in my wife was was this great pleasure thing for her is i'm on top of really like i'm not having a good time those are the noises i make during sex and you can fuckin deal with that for the rest of the day have that in your head on a loop on a loop from a masculine so i asked you know i want to talk to the man in the lead them with a more manly woman in the lesbian relationship does what does she have to do consider two ladys there right now do you both demand shit or there's one you know the one who has to go up on the can roof during the reign of fixed the fuckin you know

goddamn though the fuckin satellite dish right so anyways a yo i came billy bibbers city the basle ii in other words we have to look up i have no idea what you guys what do you guys here these fuckin words i know i can't spell i know i'm fuckin stupid now basle ii usually uncountable the practice are habit of drinking too much alcohol oh my god i love this word you pronounce it pronunciation is it the basle ii for my money on here we are you saying

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ben fanciers going on a decade now you are literally my favorite committing all the way back to punching a muffins in that at the flea market my flip in favour and god bless you put out the call for a masculine lesbian let me right so here's your earful first i have no idea what it's like to be a man all i know is that i can relate to so many of your jokes and ran about the dynamics between men and women from the man side is a refreshing here woman satiate she doesn't know what it's like to be a man so many these fuckin asshole i know exactly what it's like it's easier you're you're a cartoon character i've been to my lovely wife for twenty one years the first nine illegally until same sex marriage became legal in massachusetts when we legalised our vows congratulations in our relationship i am the breadwinner the picture of rural broken things the killer of scary bugs for sure

the one who would have to climb on the roof and fixed the dam in ten in the rain barring that the one that's got to negotiate with the servicemen while she nudges mean says just pay him a missing my show the one who pays for even when the celebrated the list goes on oh my god jesus christ but i have a beer with you further i am expected to ensure my lovely wife is wowed valentine's day our anniversary in her birthday i good money don't get me wrong but my gosh i did you already said flippin in mug my gosh you a card player the plague lady cards crazy aids what the hell am i ended on my gosh in fairness she puts up with my mercurial attitude

circular debating an occasional raging weight is somebody trolling me right now is this the lesbian version of me still but i dont say my gosh still no doubt that i would be cut in half if we will we divorced also no doubt chill out live me while being such a ban eve widow ella well before already dangerfield on you know respect i'll tell you know respected in truth we are the best friends all the way back to our first day in high school she understands me more than anyone in my life it is truly help put before in my career in ways i never thought possible when we see now is a man i don't think i could ever admit that about my wife maybe that's the flaw she's funny without trying and brilliantly smart and honest she helped me be a better person waited near writers and she's pretending to be a lesbian as a woman of a certain age forty nine

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matter would not newly socialists who were becky so who knows you should totally do a study on butchers we're you're a good luck hope that helps and go fuck yourself do you realize how fuck hilarious was it would be in a perfect world you into a bar after having a fight with your wife in some dude in the lesbian relationships or old school check was sitting there at the bar any both fuckin headed off before various i think that's just how it is i just thinking maybe all relationships distrust is the person that's fucking poland the wagon and then this a person sitting in the wagon complaining do you know but when you stop the wagon you know rob you back i don't fucking dilemma dear billy

for in the road this must be fork in the road our dear billy for the road if he editor between his fork in the road if you had to choose between being present in the united states are popa the catholic church which would you choose in why i'll pay in it because otherwise we would have to make evil decisions for most eight years in the least for years that's why we're doing their both absolutely horrific jobs and the amount of blood on your hands at the end of it is think it's something you ever get past if you're a truly normal human being and i dont but that's why i don't think normal human beings go for their job goes for those jobs right and there's a lot of people in our assent

in politics they put on the fuckin whitehead and they act like they there for you some of a mark but they're always always now labelled as socialists and working firm you know or the russians or whatever they just get buried europe i don't know you what's she watched the debt that young woman there that twenty nine year old woman who everybody's just flipping out about for whatever reason because she's young and pretty i don't know why everybody's freaking out about her she is very little experience in everybody's freaking out like she's fucking amazingly one of the things that she wanted to do was tax an american seventy percent and it's just like a taxing anybody more than fifty per cent is fucking criminal the fact

that you're doing the job you actually get up and do the job and then somebody who didn't do the job gets more fuckin money then that is fuckin criminal in watching this woman just sitting there you know talking these old politicians in acting like she's sitting there with the two by foreign is going to start cleaning shut up and she's completely ignoring the eight hundred billion a gorilla in the room completely fucking ignoring it ok she's gonna do what you watch all her righteousness in all her fuckin bullshit i guess can t you guess who's gonna be a multi millionaire at the end of her political career even if she doesn't advance pass the senator house a representative level where she is makes six figures you guess who's to be a multi millionaire sign a massive book deal totally fucking sell out and buy a big ass fuckin house it maybe do an arena tore like michelle obama go on us

king tour like every other fucking president you watch going going to talk to you they get here talk to bags in operations and everyone who finance their fuckin campaigns you fucking watch all right you saw what happened when tromp tried to pull the troops out his syria both democrats and republicans were one percent against that they act where we can we can't this blue very displaced all these people but the book but they don't give a fuck that's their money that money for being fuckin bullshit over there that fuckin shit right is what makes them fucking millionaires malta multi fuckin millionaires and all they do is sit there blame each other in every mouth breathing fuckin moron fuckin just believes it drinks the coup laid and then goes on facebook and starts argue with each other and then said advocating to tax

a fellow american didn't get us into those wars upwards of seventy five percent that's the direction we're gonna go in and it no in a no point a week ever going to examine the banking system or we gonna look corporations and see how they can be real again to actually being less powerful than the united states government or whatever country that therein aright that's the world you enter as president or pope pope of the catholic church catholic fuckin charge i mean i may be one of the biggest fuckin terrorist organizations ever ever the amount of working people they tortured and murdered i mean they

in bed with the nazis they were hiding one of the nazis in their fuckin charge is one of the guys will the fucking may prove people part of final solution that the side was hunting down was found in a fucking catholic church in the south france dead jewels people's gold had some of that in the church they had the fuckin give that bag i mean it's a fucking shit shop soldier there that is a lifetime appointment you think you're gonna go in there and change that when everybody else in their previous too has all that blood on their hands like their negative view you is a threat that was what was funny when trump came and he's like i'm going to clean up the swamp let's just say actually did you have a good art any was it like the fucking grinch let's just say actually did have a good heart then thing i'm going to clean up the swamp like

everybody then was corrupt was gonna be like well i guess the parties over he's gonna clean it up no one's gonna work with you no one's gonna help you cut their own fuckin head off so i don't know i don't entered a depressing nobody like that is it is a massive massive massive fucking problem it's the reason why this global warming it's the reason of overpopulation oliver goes back to rob politician and religion and that as far as i can tell and i'm not us guy you might know to me but there is no fuck reason why we shouldn't be polluting much less i've just reading something we're like the continent of africa is going to feel the effects the first which is the worst fuckin for that to happen too because with racism and a third way people views so called third world countries and everything nobody's gonna give up

until it's in their fuckin backyard and it's gonna be fuckin too late so there you go there's one to grow on why i fucking you have gone back to reading readers digest looking at those dumb jokes just playing cards sitting on my back porch smoking a cigar staring at a far country because we're on a runaway fuckin train and everybody everybody who is a passenger on the train is blaming everybody else on the other side of the ilo as if they are the ones driving the fuckin train my god this is depressing anyways that's departs furthest god bless you it's almost baseball seas and take me out the ball game i just realized the volume was up super loud because i just took this mixed surrender my luggage i hope this wasn't too distorted god bless you are checking on thursday you can't