Hey, what's goin on, what's go spill bird is time for the Monday morning, podcast from Monday February. Third teeth: Two thousand and seventy, what's going on, I, why you your how you to win over the wall. Why is it wise Friday, the thirteenth unlucky in Monday, the thirteenth, all that's just fuck, and you know who pussy. You came up with that one. You think Monday, that thirteen fuck unlucky thirteen and its monday- and I got five fucking days in front of me. I have to work for their due. Who gives a shit you stop! a couple times and I see no you're the tv I Fridays right, you down there. I ball in one of our Europe do you tell you like restructured start bitch? the horrible day had she's, a woman so shall listen to it.

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fucking be on where you have to scroll down on the first page of any subject on out of the internet. It's it's over. No one's ever going to know the truth, because it would the fuck ever goes to page fourteen. Not even journalists. Do that then don't give a shit. Alright, I'm gonna say the either has to do with this guy. Religious gotta be religious, Jesus did something We said bed Fridays didn't know we had a good Friday. Today's good Friday What happened on good Friday? Did it the rock rollback each walking up. You know one of those fuckin movies, what they thought they killed the guy and he didn't in any comes back. Like Tom, saw your fucking repaying it out of his own funeral. I was done a decade wants you did that shows its kinda fuckin widow, our fight teeth. Why is an unlucky and other facts about, worst day in the calendar in the calendar.

Not on the calendar were we're not in it were not on. Finally, thirteenth did sooner by many, as one of the unlucky is days of the year is out here again This is from January two thousand. Seventy, oh shit, generally thirteenth or factor What happened to us if we still alive you're, worried about what's in store, Bobo bubbled up up up up up up what the fuck did into duns. Here's some of the fun facts. When is the next Friday? Thirteen the wise stupid People who orange origins or a course that always goes back to the Bible. Oh Jesus, dad's man. Home is not a good mood. He had a bad weak euro coins, sick, kids, fault stupid? You try to build everything in six fuckin days, typical do self job. What farmers out to know what the fuck they would do. It built the thing up. The code you dope.

Sticking to steal beam in the middle of a fuckin, would Wally everything above. It is supported better. What about beloved long affected. This music come from Alright, let's red with this music honour the background superstition about this day. Is that you have? I can't do this start to have come about this number that during the middle ages and many have biblical origin, some historians have claimed it was the day on which Eve bit the apple from the tree of knowledge, Jesus Christ? You scared the shit out of me near lovely near everybody with my beautiful daughter, lovely ladys? What's goin on your answer? Now it's watching videos. The people sent me this week. What's gonna drop her off now I get to the park. Yes,

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It wasn't so bad for you. Let me get you for free, I don't know just if you're gonna order from a vague and place just get me vegetables, shit that I I you know. I know I know what it is. I don't know what tofu is like an algae or something I'd shovels. Did you know why Friday, the thirteenth as unlucky, I don't know either I've been reading about the new in an they try to say that Eve Fuckin, maybe bit the apple. They were in Paradise. It was no calendar. What do they have to worry about snow bills? You have to go to work. You know, What are they doing in a fog of shit Monday say: should never dates. Fuckin paradise. I don't understand why it was paradise why they had a fuck. It naked they're trying to fuck everything up Evidence on God.

They're not to serve God made ever they also made. He also made the kind of all current steady, not. So the devil was basically a bad higher. They came back ok when take his company, this ok in the Finish weariness, ok in the new testament. However, they blame the woman that that's where we all fucked up me without a doubt, if you told a broad did not go over, there need the fucking apple she's gonna. Treat you know, like a guy, wouldn't whatever you do that's the classic thing, like a substitute teach and do whatever you do. Don't laugh! Next personal lives gets detention. That's it you're done you fuckin, squeezing your nose. Given that fucking little kid laugh? That's Maxine. Oh you miss a week, a research recess. That's why you Ghali's FED fucking, kids. The regular teacher takes the day off to substitute teacher, creates detention.

Though the one skinny kid starts laughing and then he's done is ignored. Fuckin food down the cafeteria it's got all the preservatives in it. Do you know if you can kill somebody in nobody figures it out you not in the clear for good forty years. That's how let the digging people up from twelve years ago and there that's like they took a fuckin nap tell you these people, they fuller preservatives. You know right in the new testament. There were three Ten people present for Jesus Jesus is last supper. On Monday, Thursday morning, Emma you Wendy wise at some other fuck a day of the week. He's too? Have we new testament there wasn't in the old testament await amount. We fucked up. There was twelve this thirteen the day before Crisis crucifixion good Friday. How good Friday say went out. He had a couple of beers. You had a good fucking time and then next thing you know you got the old right there, Fred

more bad luck on Friday, October thirteenth. Thirteen o seven filled the fourth of France. She'll be Phillipe leg cut rested. Hundreds of of the Knights Temple are innocent What what the following? What did they do, then, is not dementia cold, damp brown sites, the fourteenth century execution? Who gives a fuck? You know I mean you know something it says: stop That's what it is. You always know what I'm trying to think of any beds at me in the thirties, pay of vanity do you get bad luck today? Fuck an old ladys. That should go and that's what it is. Oh by the way, really good friend of mine. I wanna fuck, it best comedians. I've ever seen, Necked APOLLO the great Nicht APOLLO

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a manual, my daughter and put my time- and you know, cause I'm regard for three four hours and I is going be handled by herself I'm gonna do this. This fuckin Hollywood thing right and I'm sitting there and I know, do you know carpet everything's between three or four and am I can I can I wanna fuck the cars coming to pick me up, I'm all dressed ready to go out to a clock. Twelve five too, Two fifteen of text in people once car come to get me to twenty five. I walk outside and look around and see anybody just sit and then finally dad's wait a minute and I just looked up the date of the fact, the war showed next Sunday, That'll areas, funny thing about it is near get mad at me. Why did you write things down? Opens It's not, I didn't miss it this was a little early now. I know you know

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I million for could find this stuff is to fuck it. Annals out their vice land. Is this shit? I already told you about that and now his face If he says a new network, puffy please you can't puffy network. They sit net worth revolt. Another great fuckin China. Both those channels remind me of the early days MTV early days. Mtv was somewhere. Between obviously regular television and then basic cable, fuckin lunatics! which I really miss I'm about to watch this guy Dame sex talks about a long time ago in the old European Anthony, show Pretending was running for office Damon.

Zack stare, it is there. It is this guy was a fuckin. Superstar was channel eight areas. I love this fuckin guy others it. This isn't translate well dear Emma when Z, and he used to do this thing where you pretend that he was run for office, this crazy make up on I'm just saying I was fucked up shit in me and Bobby We will live together when stone sober. We would just watch that guy. Night after we did our spots disordered chinese food and we just sit there watching the guy. Half an hour s resolve and forgetting freaked out I don't know, but the early days MTV was like that. I haven't seen you know: network television or basic cable,

big like down in a long time- and I gotta tell you those two fuckin channels this great, a bunch of random shit in their original shows poppy shares mortgage just set there watching it that guy with the his name that might Jones guys really killer MIKE kill, am I gonna, I guess the guy he wraps with his white. I don't know anyone, but they fucking is found them. They just sat around talking about their albums one guy smoking weed. Here's a fuckin, coughing fit thirty seconds. They don't even edit it out. I have just sit there and I'm like two hours in this single and how the fuck am I still watching this, but as waste, interesting than a lot. I like check it out. If you feel like it, you like it, whatever orient anyways alright, let's, let's talk about the world of sports, as I

We do as I eventually do, as I always make my way back to the old Breton circus. Here. Bruce Cassidy, new culture, the Boston Bruins, former player came up with the blue, Cox and like the eighties, and unfortunately I like three forty injuries. This is all I know about the guy and He paid his fuckin dues as a coach come up, my fur stop that he had on the way up. He coached for the Jack swollen until lizard kings. That's I'm swollen. Until my voting, that's one, the Besta as one best fucking names from minor league tamer, the lizard kings to reference to the doors a bunch of reptiles in Florida and fuck it, Jim Morrison got arrested in Florida for allegedly taken his dick out, also known in some circles as you lizard and he doesn't want to be a king. You don't you get the Sacramento kings,

the ehler, cakes and you get to Jacksonville Lizard kings, Anyway, she's undefeated, so far, you know granted dinner. We will play their best Aki. I felt the season when I, when he took over butter, This is a new guy. You know I gotta were support there. What's his face pass in Europe, what the fuck the game where it's, the Vancouver conducts after you a very sketchy pass and the first period he makes it fuck, it unbelievable came down the fuckin left side slammed on the brakes. Just like I do it pick up hockey except He actually stopped rather than continuing into the boards, and hurting himself fucking little whatever the fuck you didn't put. It was fantastic. Was tremendous, but I ain't it. You guys about the greatest sporting event. I think I've been to sense. I went to the New England.

It reads. First, LOS Angeles rams what we want our first Superbowl. All. I can tell you about Duke. Cameron, indoor arena. It's like how loud. The crowd was when Vinnie kick that feel go. It was that loud the whole Fucking Game I've never been anything like it. We the lower the city center court So we will be behind the bench. Sorry about that we would send a court, not on the student side across from them, in the lower area and do not take there's no fuckin way to get out of here. There's no. Way to go to the bathroom there's no way to fucking Disney. What come on a concessions: you're fucked you are in there and that is it old school fuckin, barn.

You wanted it so small. I guess it holds ignite thousand people, but you ve felt like you in there would like two warn people and we came in and it was already there already shooting around before the game. And we finally get to seats like you. Just don't think that you're seats are even gonna, be there because everybody so jammed in we didn't say for the whole fucking game. I guess I started sit down time out. I'm old and I gotta tell you I've never seen I've never seen an atmosphere like tat ever this beats ever Thing I've been the and see a Championship gay was in the fucking Georgia DOM. So I that's a shitty place to watch a basketball game. You gonna people going nuts it just floating to the top of the deer the dominant, even hear it I've I've just I don't even know. Why do you know where to begin and then an unbelievable gauges back and forth. Back and forth.

Like you and she was gonna pull away, Duke would come back then like Duke was going have the game on ice and then you won't see would come back some eighty three someone else who had a fuckin three. Was unbelievable and us right precipice teams. I, like that kid on you and see number forty, four, He doesn't rattle. He doesn't fuckin act like each other, The game, a basketball when he gets a shot Ali, give a fuck about was winning. He had some big three points, and then they immediately called time out, rather than some put his own chest and acting like he's a brave heart, he came back to the. Hi fibre. Do you see was passed because ages, it just let up an easy pocket before you get, is three and I don't know, I don't know shit about anything, but if I was a scout I would pay attention that just as much as somebody actually doing great things out on the court and dumb it was say: do fucking Kay come now. I just

remind me when I say when I went to the kings game when they wrapped up once I'm the one who's Stanley CUP and I saw them bring the Stanley CUP was like TAT, except it could walk around topic I want to thank God I want to take my call it the combat zone in Charlotte. Awesome shows and thank you so much for getting us in touch of the person and hope to support the tickets version. Barnett World Sidney Guy think that might have been the greatest wearing event! I went to obviously seeing the patriots when the supposed bigger but level of excitement I just never been. Never been anything like that and if you ever get a fuckin chance that definitely one worth stop having on the college, give fucking The students were crazy and they are all these funny chance. I'm sure everybody's say all they stole this sum. You they stole from this guy blah blah blah blah. I don't fucking nobody

Make me laugh, You don't want to introduce the, U N players. I'll just use my name, did you say I played fucking point number fucking zero bill bar and then the whole student section just goes bill, you suck and they did it to the whole thing. It was childish. It was fuckin hilarious they started I think I couldn't tell what they would chin and gradually figured it out was crew easy towel guy. I was crazy. What for these same crazy, what people don't turn around looking at us, and then I realized it look on because we look up and obviously this fuckin old guy gets up starts with. This towel around his head, dissolve Fuckin lunatic on my guard, sets a guest, it's a crazy tat guy right. So its call back and forth. For all these crazy chance. You like, all team down all this shit annexing like half time when they go back to what the fuck was, that

was twenty minutes about small. They fell in a minute. My ears were ring and, like I've gone to a concert and though still another have to play, then all of a sudden, this asian lady comes out there. Asian way come out like a fuckin, three story: Unicycle during that act where you, your fuckin, you the saucer Ronnie ahead. Which I had seen before. I've seen the act done before never seen live, but was fucking version. Barnacle, never seen that. Let's and I was blown away, I was definitely blown away, so she she two like flip: it aren't you first of all, you know when you I bought a unicycle. You can't just start because do that front back front bad front, backdoor now, she's doing that with one foot on the fucking pedal she's got a god damn suitable or whatever. The animal feed our toes. Yet you feed lotta people notice. You tell us right, everybody sit near. She fucking flips, it

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go on the air land right on ahead, one two, three, four or crap. What right She goes down her closing bit. Not not too not three or four. She put five fucking soup bulls it's all the way up to her knee. Ok, I've to tell you this fit this guy's like flipping the balls, so he flipped on tour geek through a two short: she dropped it and I was gonna fuck you just gangster. He just fucked with their rhythm I call on time out to ice the kicker, so she got five flip some when the fog air one two, three four in the fifth one bounced off ahead a breeze Ike. There is no Santa Claus right, knew what she said. She said dead, set him up again by teaching these kids. These can millennials or whatever the fuck you all these kids nowadays, these kids grow up wooden.

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What channel more sing and more fuckin screamin came all don't do. Finally put the game away, would like a fuckin minute left with will a file shots and I'll just sat there. In the last few seconds when I knew the Duke was going to win, and I just looked and looked around looked at everything I could look at try to make his nerf mental pictures as I could to take because I know I'm just like. I don't awful ever get back to seen. One of these again blood, If that didn't sell you a fucking, you gotta! Do it That is due flock Madison Square Garden. It's a matter of fact that play go down there and see the fucking eyes. Capades, save your money go, stub, alright, go one step up and in just sell some tickets and go there. You will not be disappointed and you gotta go well coach case still there who, by the way,

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What happened. I came out of nowhere. I wasn't even look and never happens. Fake news. It's it's all opinions right. For the most part of them. You know somebody dies. This guy is fuckin dead, ok, you're gonna go. On that, how we died. Why died whose sues responsible now Jesus Christ, but we get That's all I'm saying That's all I'm saying there are: let's get two worlds get to the Read some more Some letters here are Yoko Honour makes Julian linen By letters he wrote to his dead at auction bill. Is there a worse woman in history to be happy? I know the Beatles days were numbered and why just her, but it didn't help you the other day John shows or does it what happened?

what happened between John and his mom? I feed store at she fucking. I don't know she beat him with a wooden spoon. I forget how the fucking story went aye, but whatever she did she died is not our fault, it left him. With the psychological make up to be susceptible not trying to just find a make ie also wanted a mom. But all she had to do is make some cookies make him some cookies, This fuckin birthday, whatever the fuck he wanted and then that was it. This guy was done I think he would eat or if he lived there, some is made forty cedars. What about like? You know what what the fuck was maybe you gotta, maybe maybe he liked I have, but anyway that's continued. He said, then, the video will you call, about four screeching, like a maniac during a powerful moment in history. Now she won't give her husband, son some pay,

for he gave his dead twenty years earlier. This story might be a bit all, but it doesn't seem to make, but it Does it make it any less true? I watched them what it is. What she auctioned off a bunch of his shit. Is what it is: she's not making and pay for it. She sold Julian wants to get it back, but because Yoko sold it. To buy back now in defence of her. What I would say is the cash cow died. Zella Yoko could go out and fuck and so take records like a beetle so all of a sudden, she's gonna like holy FUCK, how am I still gonna, be able to live in and in the Dakota says she starts Sellen Ali Shit, or maybe her husband died. She wanted a fuckin move on look at all is old shit you no idea but yeah

Watch the little their video Julian definitely goes hard honour and says that You think so she's extremely manipulative, and that she knew what the fuck, he was doing from day one, and I can't member did that's actually his mother. I don't know how is he related that they do? You know who the fuck knows fight. I don't know there are worse woman in history. This wait worse, women, those Women that ran empires ned people killed. You know I'm a fucking reason. You know the story scarface, the second one, the one that Bettino did was based on a you know. That was the original movie, but the story that they used and in the the second one Were based on a drug dealer, a time who actually was a woman. So I made I would say she was worse. They have people shot the Fuckin street

Bobby, worse than the cell and some postcards, but you know it's all up to interpretation, this is a new me. The new meditating bill, the move more relaxed bill whose, under the fucking knots anxiety. In is mind. I cannot say enough about fuckin meditate. Now that I'm not trying to like get good at it. I'm just trying to do it, I dont flipped out, to the level I used to, like, I think you don't say like- and is the worst flipping out. I think is to walk around just walk around on a good day. I was already at six compared to our most people are when they just like totally children out. So it was a very quick and easy trip up to ten Now I feel, like I walk around like a three. I feel like I've. Come In half an hour when I slip out, I can't just go to six, which is still totally unacceptable

the most social situations. I still flip. People look over their shoulders startled, but not with the level of of what the fuck you know what. Mind you this time I saw, I was only a highway eight or something and state aid. Because in Arizona New Mexico, I know what the fuck was it in his bull. It somehow. Got free. I mean I was in the middle of fucking know where I was, and there was two cowboys Right on horses, these cowboys they're, trying to fuckin rope a goddamn which of you can do, and what the fuck they were doing so one of the strangest tractable is one, is on a horse that is sneaking up behind it. The course is sticking up the way horses sneak up in a fuckin cartoon, and this, at the last second figured it out. Any fuckin turned around. You know that look

swell us always does when he looks over his shoulder and die hard to Saint Except that was a fuckin bull. That's the look that people when I lose my ship prior to merit. I would get that look one would fuckin turn around. Like you know, a scam scraper was on fire and it was just some fuckin balding redhead, flipping outcomes. Figure out. The new operating system on is on a smartphone completely unexpected so my temper is, is really reduced, and I'm telling you if I can, not fucking, do I just made the statement that lousy. My daughter's see me flip. It out, I must say I want every way I ate, which has drawn on the wall at some point, but he's not going to see me yelling at computers, she's not going to happen. Say it out loud when I say it out loud. That means it happens. Right. I absolutely was drawing fuck. You

I'm trying anytime. I talk about this. To my stand back then about for a fix. My temper people just start. Laugh they laugh and point. They make me feel bad Italy and the European Union pay their care but a little bill, I'm just a bill Some only a bill, and I'm sit near capital heel and Ok, I'm a political science, professor from a school I won't named. Keep with policy of not naming names having studied and taught the subject it. Fair to say I look at what what's today from a much wider scope. Wider scope than who me, I would hope self. I would also wider than me and that's not something that is only exclusive to receiving a masters in political science. Could Japan yourself on the back any more sir? Did you elbow Patch fly off your fucking left arm.

Sport cold when you reach back to that is all I love this guy? That's not only something that is exclusive to receiving a masters in political science. We weren't scarf with a light breeze going any can read. Solzhenitsyn, thank you for Sound sounds going for me and others. We have honestly captured in important perspective of history and ever clearer understanding of how and why governments in social rights have evolved through history There is one thing that has flown under the radar My resume out of the way there is what is flown under the radar, and I think, should scared the shit out of most european countries. Let me start by saying in short, that the European Union Parenthesis, which, in my opinion, is run by fascists was self interest, values

up here and say this- is the most well written fucking email I've ever received on the part guest. This is incredible Let me start by saying, in short, that the European Union, which my opinion is run by fascist, was self interest, tried to control of ITALY's army for this. If your time I will spoil the ending it we did not vote to allow the EU to take over that move by the EU alarmed some of my peers, who I in time. Plus years of knowing them have I've, seen them alarmed by anything in terms of government. In the scheme of things, banking Institution openly- financing legislation, that is trying to gain control of a foreign countries. Governments military is, for the latter, a better term, really really ballsy? I feel it give me some information. You, ok,

the European Union try to take over ITALY's army. Ok, I see that ITALY did for to allow the EU to take over. So will you join the. European Union they took take over your army is that what you're saying. Ok, so that move by the EU, alarm some of my peers. What move. Oh trying to take over you'll, be a jumper back and forth. Here I can tell what you're talking about it should take control of ITALY's army case. So then try They control their army yeah? How you do that. Ok the idea that it only just finish this. The idea that certain global, as groups are trying to take control of the world is now incredible idea among people who are versed in Political economics or can spare There is like myself, but you know, Somethin me they just go. Would you go? You fuck contain head on.

And you if you just started same what the fuck you just said, the probably run into the same problem. Like you just I just said The best written email ever and I got lost in it, goes up to fuckin stupid understand what you're talking about so. It's gotta be hard man. It's gonna, hang out with people with the fucking elbow patches on their sport, culture, anyways, The idea that certain globalist groups are trying to take control the world is not an incredible idea. Among people were versed in political economics. I've heard you talk about stuff like this. In the context of a conspiracy, and so other than this, possibly possibly being interesting to you. It's also to itself oh affirm that you are not out of your mind I attached in Arctic? If you'd like to read further, absolutely would do this but that everybody all you consent, I gotta ten add on and foil add on whatever the fuck that made happy. You say that you don't even know what it means you get. Your tinfoil add on. What the fuck it means.

What is that, as I like by antenna, undo some sort of pirate radio foil hat, meaning I dont mean major out of your fucking mind, but how did you come about at tinfoil had is made from one or more sheets of aluminum foil? I didn't or a piece of conventional headgear, lined with foil, worn in the belief or hope that its shields, the brain from threats such as Actual magnetic fields, mind control in mind, we icy well, you know, Macgyver shit. I can go with that. Man said a bad thing, anyways. What where the fuck was. I've attached. I wouldn't, I would actually tourists. How long is this up so something I can read you know I read about this and I'll, give you my uninformed opinion moronic on the next part just about that, doesn't work for you be bows, this guy

guys turns out to not be fat. Billy Twinkle bows. I told was told by a doctor is whole life that he was fat. Yet this Frontal thing on going that turned out to not be it I belly, but a hundred thirty pounds tumor people, do you know, will start using the tumor defence I actually look this fuckin thing up. The guy is fat is very fair. Even after the fuckin tumor, I mean like He's lying in bed any It's like he is an inner tube of fat gone around gets what his neck is this guy so. Fuck, in fact, he had a hundred thirty pounds to money. Just started was part of his love handle these fat. I'm glad they got it out of their genes. Are you kill? Get didn't out of their hundred, and thirty pounds how the fuck

I mean you got, take it out in sections ten pounds at a time you need to make thirteen fuckin incisions This crisis just thrown it over your shoulder hit the ground like a fuckin bowling ball. Jesus Christ, you know, I know a guy dead. You, everybody is talking about probiotics and they talk about bacteria, in your got, that ill mean up this back and you got that supposed to be there. They try to scare you should I buy it's supposed to be there. It's therefore, you'd die in a begins. The did decompose, in process provided in our full of fuckin preservatives and you just compose because you not important- and you just become part of the earth again, but we comes ourselves in these fancy fuckin boxes, because we think good to be warm food for whatever fuckin reason. But anyways alcohol

eat away at the good ship, the good bacteria that you need, while you're alive, like he's supposed to be balanced and you those who have more than good bacteria, because if we have more the bad actor, you can actually in a way around fuck away, you're beginning to decompose why you still alive or in a short way. You started die this way. This guy explain it to me, so he said again the distended belly, they didn't what the fuck was going on and he wouldn't go to the doktor and then following you found so we say maybe get a tape worn and that freedom, the fuck out they are good. Something alive in anyone should doktor than they found out that that's what it was and the game, some medicine and it up any area the shit it all out. That's basically what happened so David, and I was by the greek yogurt goes bad, I was like our slam, a couple with scotches next morning to spoonfuls fuckin, greek, uber, you're gonna be fine. I was happy life insurance. Is it a nice fucking easy? You know heart rhythm.

I was also meditating when they did it. You know I was being totally present us into the sounds of the room I slowed by breathing. I tractors fuckers, but I also had the Bruins game on in the background, so I was trying not to react to what the fuck was going on cuz. We left his fucking country gold at the end of the second, like one second left, Are you crazy sit down story crazy, they build thought I bright new day with this crazy account of what down in Iraq when Saddam took power. Basically, they gathered all government officials in one room, the current military leader gets brought out onstage. He clearly clearly been beaten. He had it's too having committed treason, but clearly he hasn't. They then calling out officials wanted at times. Everyone was scared, shitless that day we called out and marched out into a courtyard, but the others. Then after half of them were gone, the remaining of shells were all taken out to the courtyard and told that if they didn't she,

the traders they and their fate how would be killed. That way they all have blood on their hands insane. Here's the all account and to thank the We're still did business with Saddam with them. After that date, far as I know, we kind of put that guy in over there. You know and we were caught the guy until he fuck and try to go around us and starch Sellen oil, the other honour, what the fuck did. We know you know I mean Saddam Hussein to the United States. He was like one of those fucking first round draft choices that that's a bust. He was a bust forests. You know in a very proud since college career I just see just another passionate actually was broken. Guy just wasn't passion the wrong who the fuck knows. I mean it's all evil ship. That shit

is just like was base level evil. Because then I ve been trying to hide, forget tat. You would I was talking to that fuckin guy there on from Fox NEWS, bill O Reilly and bill I give a shit that use friends with Putin. No one of his name as it goes, the guy's a is a killer tab. This standing president go killed country level well aware we ve done. My jaw hit the fucking round legacy actually going to say this. You can't say that everyone knows is throw away. You can't fucking say this. Now we only kill the bad people. The fuck out of here it's all fucking, evil neck goes back to their fate. That's why they need to take control the fake news, so they can spend it you don't the guy came out of nowhere. This is almost say where we had a green light. He came out a fuckin nowhere, every does it everybody

you know what and I fuckin due to whirl Spinnet it. We're all spinner own horse shit well think we're fine gamma. You guys spam spend a mile bullshit right. This is my Favorite video anybody sent me a long fuckin time that Bob The way if you want to watch sense, announcing our postal, these videos and I want to watch it that stuff. I don't like watching shit like that. Hundred nine year old guy smoke cigars and drinks whisky, dear belief, dear farm state bill. I know I have a life insurance policy test, but I thought you might want to see this, hundred nine year old guy smoke cigars all day, not saying it's great for everyone, but figured you'd want to hear the tight, actually marginalized disguised life he's got a gun attitude is still drives- he's the oldest living world war, two veteran you'd. We enjoy this. He talks about having a truck for a long time and they show is old school tv with the giant dials he keeps at all because it

and likes it come to Boston. I fuckin love this guy. He said in point. He smokes twelve cigars a day. I don't inhale. So you inhale yours, you get in trouble. The bottom line is Zena whatever's genetics how this works, because I know if I smoke twelve day, I efforts. Why could physically fucking do it? but he had a second. Seventy nine look: seventy eight or semi nine Ford, pickup truck yet square tv that still had the legs honour from like the seventies The built his house and, like nineteen forty still lives there. He said I like Shit that I have it still works on that buying more shit. So what I M trying to do now get we'd all this extra shit that I bought and I gotta tell you watching this guy watching his life is the lifespan of slowly moving towards it. Instead, I want

after running around like a fuckin lunatic, reacting to everything for the first fuckin. You know forty something years of my life. You know I would like to slow down a little bit is far. Being of a media. Look I'm still at all you guys aware that our guys are slow down. He's not gonna, be fuckin. Family can still gonna completely fuck up Do dumb shit, I'm very fine, but don't have to be walking or I basically walked around stuck in fighter flight mode. Probably, The age of eight till now, I don't it's a stupid where's that it's funny to observe. But it really where's on the people around you and eventually a fuckin where's you down issues like the amount,

fucking time that I have wasted, argue wanna people where they're not going to change their mind. Migrant changed my mind: I've just I've. I've done a past that point my fucking life and it feels fucking great. I just have to believe that I am. I'm trying to do now when I flip, as any other angry constant, listen to this in listen this, because I'm an angry country would probably makes you feel better by itself, which is I love Bobby Night bought you watch Bobby night. You, like, oh, my god, I'm a fucking saint. This guy This guy's got a temper that damn tat you re, not a wife who gives a shit for having a temperature you'd. Think I got a temper just at the EU be married to that and I love Bobby my boy Anyways. I just now like I try to in a moment I just try to fuckin like this is funny. That happens when my

You don't need to diaper changed its like. You know, ear of FARC and everything see thinking like ok That's definitely need get into the gross details. Just think you hear that and you think that's the gun sounding the end of the game. When she get into it, you realize that wasn't a gun sounding the end of the game or even the end of the half. That was the sound of the fuckin jets flying over the game over the state right after the Falcon national anthem and games about ready to begin. I left pad save yesterday, block of cheese bought, save my wall Look at all on my shirt in all that, just like. It's fuckin, unbelievable and whatever that happens like a couple times I would like near she wants you to will you come and she still going like she could tell. Does any way for my wife to know what

my daughter is done. The bathroom or not. She's got no fucking idea and I apologized- I just did That I was angry and I did I did it to what fuckin times now now I gotta down Now I just say something as I walk up to the job. Table at three or four in the morning. Just simply say if she's not done- and you know this is not anybody. For this is just part of any kid: don't football see how that works. For me tonight. That's just base I just before to cap it all in my head. Then it becomes like it, isn't that its sworder resort real, but isn't it by when I say it out loud that I can fuckin address it and so we'll see but I can I actually fuckin really enjoy change. Diapers and everything we gave my daughter first bath ever right kitchen, sink old school style I'm sure we spoke to have like a fuckin has soon

come in and disinfected saying. Can she supposed to wear a helmet, some scuba gear, but That's not our bringing Europe will go and we're going school about playing music foreign. Everything get this action sideboard, really just kind of puts it asleep. I just play music and she just totally chills out. To stop the cheese enjoyed so far. She she likes Herbie Hancock, I was planes, Billy carbon. Some of this shit, just been listening to what else a shopping list of similar pop stuff she really likes, or maybe just like Music and general interest can I put the what is that, It's getting their point. Is just starting to be of a look around you can sit there go like. I think, she's actually look at me right now then read you make Contact like a fuckin looking at me around,

kind of drift away among its something else. I like it. I guess I'm still like an acid trip when she looks at me. But anyways we're having a great time. You will not get any sleep It's totally fuckin worth it and it's it's. I'll tell you if you're, if you're an older, dad it's not as fucking hard, they try to say, oh my god, you're old, and going to try to do this. It's like yeah, I'm old, and I have a house. You know I'm not some fucking, struggling twenty something you don't owe me fuckin broke. Trying to pay of student loans than you advocate people net twenties They complain about having a kid I get without a doubt. A list so that, but if you're in thirty six forty zero go fuck yourself, that's it! Ok,. That's departures fora for Monday once it please check out Nicht Apollos special

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