Hey, what's goin on its billboard is time for the Monday morning, podcast for Monday February for Tee, a lady's day. Two thousand twenty two, that's all the ladys today. This is your second Christmas Hanukkah Kwanzaa. Whatever else you celebrate, this is this day is for the Ladys were, All the men celebrate our relationship with you Our relationship to gather. Yet. For some reason, the financial burden is all on us Jesus Christ. You will believe what my lovely Wife just said to me: I had some friends

over we watch the game was sitting outside side was smoking sticks afterwards and she cleaned up the kitchen. right, you know ass. She should not. She cleans up the kitchen. When able log kidding and she says me afterwards. She just goes like she goes. She was. I did the whole. You know cleaned up all the kitchen, but by she goes. She was night. Was your Valentine's day every key. You fuckin believe that. You fucking did some dishes and you cleaned up and like that's what you did for me. You know I mean she, they did what they used to do every fuckin day, an iron, your shirt unbelief. Mobile. So I guess I was my Valentine's day, not to mention the other night. She has a wonderful friend,

when they were supposed to watch a movie and they didn't yet women. They start fuckin talking and they never stop and down the kitchen, its echoing. Upstairs we get the kids sleeping, oh my god, she would raise totally hell. If I did, I was literally upstairs in bed admit it head sandwich with two fuckin fellows I was going. Can you at least fuckin get out go to the back room As I see it, you know what I would do. I fuckin breaker ovaries about that now I do not now I do not she's fuckin awesome, but she's is fuckin. Cracked me up those at all either do wash a couple of fuckin spoons at a few dishes Happy Valentine's day, thanks for flying out to ease bomb for everyone We can't tell him you shit jobs. Did I tell you lately that I love you?

I was sure, saw Sir Red a cop. I put him in the rack. I dare not dry them. You came in afterwards and finish the job, this issue, I won't I'd stay. What the fuck anyway, let's get onto football my Valentine's day. She puts up with me right and you know that's the truth. And I'm not saying this because I know she's probably listen to this now. It's true, she does put me and I am a lot. I am a lot they all balances out. I do a lot and then I am a lot in negates. It was funny weep, so we're sitting outside was smoking cars and you know the second you sit down with you bodies, the smoky cigars. What's gonna happen, your wife's gonna come out, be I could you come inside for a second with that tone? That makes-

everybody's fuckin asshole go like oh shit by bodies in trouble so come in and she goes our daughter coughing. She has just all over and she's having problems sleeping just came: I look at my daughter. She has dust on the end of her nose all owners sleeve and it's all in a fucking hair like what the days this sum now for the ceiling. I don't know I go, go check this Doing and she gives me the look, which means you go check, the sitting so go up there's nothing on the ceiling on looking at a stuffed animals. There's no problem. So then I go first, forty eight on my kid and unlike did you, get out of bed and she's like now, and I just caught my head and I gave her the Fuckin Yellow rock, but the eyebrows when I just give it a look, and she goes did you go over the window in opposition in the back.

And she was like. Yes, so I walk over to the cartons they came with the house. and I just go on the inside of the curtains and I dragged my fingers- doubted its exact same dust that, like they ago, that's what it was. I'm a way for us to give a shot. By the way I gave my daughter the bath. Have I told you likely that idea shit to did I Robert in your face and say I'm not taking you out to dinner now, because I gave up here and I heard a bad I've done my bullshit for a year, I did not do that. I walked in their like Sherlock Holmes, figured it figured it out and two fuckin seconds. You know it's solved, grandma!

Darya taken other Beth, but Europe whatever should happen. So what I go back down stairs so, but anyway, first foremost, congratulations to your life was rams super fifty six and it fell, begins further year to twenty twenty one and twenty point, though, whatever you say Sean Mcveigh Mcveigh, no more naysayers, the one. kid. You know we like do so ball. Body lost you now I don't know I was down. The guy has got you know about this guy about this. guys. Young and everybody got excited. I don't know I play pop one of football and third grade for a couple weeks before My dad saw the city commonly pulled me out very smart move on its behalf. Thank you very much. Damn

He also probably saw the way I was running, but you know the reason I was run in that way he's because he bought me dull size cup and I was in fact third grade and I swear to God. Not only could you not fuck and kick me in, all. They wouldn't feel it. You also couldn't be aroused my hips. The fuckin thing was so big. I wanna felt any but I was also run down the field like I've been riding horses. Play wide receiver and I in the fucking play in the office of line, It's gonna wheels. That's what they said. We ve got him on the first day of practice, every run down the feds had come back and I'm fuckin waterline and this fuckin kids. I was you didn't outdoor recess. Unlike why the fuck are, they burn so goddamn? First, his helmet must be heavy and I kept the cup. the jobs TAT, because I wanted to fucking play A dream never happened. Just sat my underwear drawer and then one day I was in high school and I was looking at the thing

now my wait a minute. No fuckin put it on my Jesus Christ. He bought me adult size, but because of that fact other avenues opened. I tell shit jokes and fuckin from ear to ear. Albuquerque up two Fuckin Duluth over a fuck Saskatchewan Outer Perth, all over been everywhere mad. Tell him, I'm fuckin shit jokes. So anyway, Gratulation to shut They live up to the hype, he coached the great game. It was fucking great game. I don't want to bull shit about the officiating, because the wide receiver on the bangles. That was one of those slick is fuckin face mass you're. Ever I can get mad at their rough amiss in it. He gave What's that over there, how if work is a tap on the shoulder and he helped his head go around, so they got it.

Down there, so I can get mad at their taking tat. First hold call that they called at the end of the fucking game, and then those are the ones that they called the bangles we're doing it. I was a job oral bangles guy and all that condolence As to the Bengal fans you guys at a second, I gotta give Ella props. You want to fuck title with the goddamn mother. Fucking Lakers you wanna title with, dodgers as oh. I've always liked the Dodgers, because the red Sox can never beat the Fucking Yankees back in the day, and so I wrote it but I'm in seventy, seventy seven, seventy eight and eighty one and eighty eight I always reform. I love Tommy Lasorda Ass. Another dodge though also Dusty Baker RON say Davy Lopes, I love Darwin Abstain, Steve Bill rust, I loved all those guys. Was it also

Kosovo, Russia, the Celtic. There was also another a pitcher bill Bill Russell Fernando. islands. Whaler could gaps in all so you one that and there's one other. When you you want some. You want a couple, a cops: they the Stanley CUP, a world series, a super bowl. An mba title, I know they have to fuck it'd be eighteens, but it's a fucking clippers. You know. Then he went Santiago, they ever everyone here. Either but anyway teams of the ETA fell when they play at all, but a silver ball are under faded. two years in a row grand patients to Matthew Staff for all those years plain for the Detroit I am the only guy. Who went in and got out alive since Fuckin Bobby Lane. Comes

air and wins a fuckin NFL title and and made their trade the Jerry Graff trade edges. They they did it. Their defence play great, they held those front for for a while and then it just then they just became a fucking problem, Congratulations, animals, a great fucking game. I know it's gonna be a good game. Some people are saying a blow out the, Amazon or that it was a really fascinating game, where there was a moment there other than O Dell Backrooms yeah I swear it was just like it's. I guess! running back and have the most fuckin receive being yards in this game and I gotta tell ya many fuck it wholly fuckin times where they get beat on that day. The third checked out with their fuckin running back to stand out there for the screen pass? That was, though, that was money for them all day. Long

just an amazing game and condolences to us since it Eddie Bengal fans. The here is the upside, yet defence play good enough. Joe borough, I mean you got the quarterback, the future. You get a golden boy there Under centre you got, running back. You got the receiving cord g. What will you be drafting next year? What are you moving up in the draft for that offensive line man you know, granted they were gone up against the best. But they also delivered you know against achieve after all, the embarrassing performance against the titans. But it was just it was just a fucking, great great game and dawn there is nothing more to say, and I am a bangles fan now, I'm always a page fair, but I'm ruined for the bangles, because I love their history, and I was really hoping that the era

Paul Brown, when a few errors you ever made make letting bill walls go bringing the off. Instead, he created out the forty nine is that then became known as the West Coast of France. It was developed in Cincinnati and I was really opened that they were finally going, get there right their ring, but I think that they have won in the future. They just all they need is an offensive line. They got everything else. They got the coach, they got. The owner oversee, get the great family sinhala type of shit- and it was just an awesome- awesome, awesome game and we had a great Superbowl party, impromptu cuz. It was a couple guys: buddies of mine came into town what happened? They were trying to get tickets and everything, and it was like fucking. six grand for knows bleeds or you can just stay at home on a flat screen tv hit pause and all that shit

MR half time show, but I saw a little bit of doktor, Dray and snoop and it s like EL. I really did the half time show right and I think it so awesome that all of those legends from L, and the amount of shit they got when they first came out. Snoop and they'll be way all those guys. It was so great that they got to go up there and fuckin do what they should. Been able to do a long time ago, so that was great, it was a fucking, great game. All the way around and we are having this great Superbowl party, we had squares goin, we had some food and all belly all belly. Fuck Shakespeare. I got an acting gig come up, so I've been dropped wait. I didn't have any superbowl food whatsoever. I have my special fuckin, freckles

feels and I ate those things I actually at one point almost gave in, but instead I had an apple in some peanuts My one sin was at one of those many route- beers, afterward, and I was smoking- a couple of cigars with my bodies. And down it was great everybody a good time near bet. Some squares says she was enough in on the game and everything at the end of the night, everybody was laughter, my kids just run. The pajamas chasing each other. You know I was very proud of my kids managers, social this smiling they're happy they there know that they loved. You know. I broke the curse. Enough uh, you know they shut an emotion that is trickled down through

but you know two generations even my shit on my family tree. I'm just saying you know how I grew up versus how they are grown up. So it's good, and it made me feel good that waited as long as I did to become a dead. So I worked out enough. My bullshit dad. I see my kids run I would be happy and not like, while freaked out by cup, companies it might. My daughter was a little shy at first, but then she was. She was finally say what we call this week is. I got my daughter out on the skateboard for the first time had all padded up and everything and awe, and she just fuckin talk right to it. She loves you little nervous at first. They hold your hand in everything and by the end she get herself go in and then she would let go and she would fuckin crouched down a little bit like she saw it she's been watching.

Its skateboard on on Youtube in everything that she was crouched down during the whole thing should big ear to ear smile and. You know she was in a tell my wife to come out of the porch and watcher. My son was yelling down at her and stuff, and everybody was clap in which he was Scape ordinance stuff, and we came up the driveway. I said to her. I was gone. You I'm so proud of you doing great, and you know it a great knowledge stuff right. So I said to were. I said to her when she was being shy. I said you know I showed everybody. I use the skateboard because additive video, the first time she was gone right as I showed everybody, video and our great. You did and she said, and she said to me goes, did they all watch it and with a proud of me You actually spoke about herself in the third person was hilarious, so

and I found out they got a bunch of skateboard parks out here. So that's what I'm gonna be doing. I'm not working on this! This movie Is taken into those thanks so anyway, I am, I am locked in today was the day was the big was the big day? Was the big the big test, Today was a big test with the with the Superbowl party and all that shit where I was just like, am going to do lay off man. What I laid off off their this fucking buffalo, something dip, There were wings there, the mood surrealistic. My favorite takes me back to these east, even though, fuck. It make em right out here. What else do we have?

What else did I eat out of ships? There was desserts, there was booze was booze. All my old friends were there, the bird. in the beers. The brown, the clear was all going. Everybody was having a good time and all fuckin fucking Johnny Apple seed was sitting there in a fucking, peanuts. You gonna do it is what it is. I hated it but I like it in the morning when you wake up, you know, you'll, wake up your stomach's a little flattered. You start looking in the mirror. I still got it right. If I wanted to, I can make the taxi squad in one of these fucking thing. Speaking of tax, how the fuck my one criticism of the bangles, how the fuck do you take up? I'll tell not even in the game.

You know where a uniform. I missed, Because I was given my daughter a bath and should I missed a very big, the very end of the half, this guy ran out on the field to celebrate interception, Jesus Fucking, Christ, guy was still on the sidelines, for the rest of the game are enough. I don't know what I have to say about my mind. You adopted franchise to Cincinnati bangles. There was the tamper Bay buccaneers For obvious reasons, with Tom Brady and grant Cowskin all of them, but now that the Great Tom Brady is retired, you know I gotta go. we to go, go at the I'ma, be a broom for the Patsy S, room for the bangles, I'm hoping you know, MAC Jones, key improving and all of that type of stuff, and then we have great showdown with them. They know that the job Rural MAC Jones thing becomes what the great Peyton Manning Thompson

The battles were either way. If just as a football fan, it's great to see, you know another. What looks like great quarterback coming along. You know it's great for the game, scrape for them game. You gotta have the great field: generals, the Patrick my homes, all of them to step in when the drew breezes retires. Speaking of retiring as a Bruins fan, I, give a shot out to the great two took a Rask colony, quits. Thirty, four. Not fucking over the Bruins realized. He couldn't compete at a level that he wanted to compete at and like a gentleman. I act that he was the whole time use with the Bruins, helped us when a Stanley CUP in two thousand eleven breaking a forty year, drought just away the guy conducted himself and All-

those deep play off runs it. We had never what it had it without that guy, like I stood on his head so many times for us another brewing great retiring, my god, so the the two guys left ear martian in Patrice barrage around by the way you go see my shown how fuckin hilarious Zack I swear to God. I wish I could understand a comedian. He would have been a great one. Just his instinct, and how much he loves. Pissing off crowded, just annoying people, Phoebe FUCK, it amazing replaying. And once we lost, but at one point the penguins gully they had a park on as it is, is big, dumb golly Stick and I guess he was gonna. Take it off and flickered into the

out. I retweeted it's on my my my twitter feed, Steve burnt, big penguins fan great comedian, set it to me and the guy the Golly. I guess he saw penguins Van gonna flippin into the enlargement skated by just slow to put down a fuckin, took it away from home and then through the park, fuckin hilarious, fucking hilarious, If somebody on Twitter wrote to me I would rather watch five hours of pre, gay Superbowl shatter then watch Brad Martian play hockey and I just says: fuck laugh at like That's how good he is. It is job he so good at his

Heaving gets under the skin of people, weren't even plain in the fucking game. I mean it's a fucking genius, fucking genius, what that guy does and at peace whenever he does is fuckin bullshit? I love when penguin fans get off. Upset you know and he's dirty and blood I always have. I can always end that argument. I just go he's dirty. You have, Samuelson in your ring of honour. You can say, a lot of things about all Sanderson honour should never be anywhere near that guy's fucking name and you have em they're, Yad mad cows. your team just cause air Anders what the fuck is March. John, don't get in. The skin lincoln faces and slap and talks that I'm gonna Fuckin aired goes. Oh every once in a while I'll, be watching.

posted, do we as low suppose they hit your high I'm a little biased. I fucking love that guy. So anyway, shout damn. This has all been good mood, I'm in a good mood, great fuckin mode drop and God damn fuck it all this. Since I committed in my yeah during my quarantine, I had this period I was going through men were, I would guess it was the best, but it was stupid. I was fuckin, you know Me and my wife disease, cream, sandwiches that we loved it bad enough. an ice cream, sandwiches ice cream and would like to chocolate chip cookies for the sandwich, and that just became my car go to you know like I wouldn't go to the grocery store in just by two. I would start up like I do with cigars so,

I have some right and we just every night, we'd be like we're not having an ice cream sandwich, and then it be like you want nice creeps afterwards. It see, look Amelia cute face and be like yes That's what I was doing my age. You can't do that and you know the grating. The funny thing by putting on weight as you just don't notice, it out like you, don't notice yourself aging and gives you lucky if self, in the mirror every day see just don't notice until some sends a picture from before years ago, you fuck what happened? The fuck happened, that's the same thing with weight. You don't think any things happening like I'm fine. Look at me. Am I right. You know you do that thing. We sort of pushed down your shirt, Am I right layaway, I'm. Ok, it's coming down that their bedroom

And your wife loves you she's like Yellow God, you could one day You have some sort of event. We got a fucking, whereas suit you pull out, though, that Paris slack she always put on. doesn't matter of some is getting christened. Somebody fuckin died awry. You got a quarter appearance here. yes slacks from the back of the closet? Nigger their little fastened or thing whatever the fuck that's possible, Of course, it's made out of the weakest met a lever soviet, even get it shut. It fails on you I put on my fucking great pants and I couldn't even get him to touch and I was like you got. What does fuck that I do and I got on the scale as a buck. Ninety I'm supposed to be about one hundred and seventy two one hundred and sixty eight one thousand one hundred and seventy two is my wheelhouse right.

when I'm do my little soliloquies here in the fucking acting shit right and I went to go, put those fucking things on and I swear to God. I thought I was like. These my son's pants like what the fuck happened so Oh, I went to a wardrobe fitting to put not fucking pants. I'm like these are thirty force. Unlike the wardrobe persons like making that face like yeah yeah, they are. Like I'm still in the thirties, but I don't think I'm on this side of thirty five, you gets fuckin thirty six, you get the one of the worst things that happened for this country and I think people in general. ok! Ok! If I was a dictator, you don't get rid of. I would get rid of genes those elastic, sweat, pant, fuckin waste thinks, because you can be thirty. Eight fit into a thirty four.

walk arrives at thirty two when I Scola Molly debts our right to winches up now, you're a fucking, thirty eight think I gotta go back to where the original fuckin leave. I genes the ones that count these were round the camp fire when we stole this country. I just say that just to get worse still take the contrary. What are you talking with dead? We did. We acted like we were friends Ok, the Indians believed us they taught us how to live outside and that was it right. oh it back. They should have. Let us die Body live out here. I don't know you know just gotta. Well, you figure it out. That's what they should be one of my favorite expressions and this is so true in world history, no good deed goes unpunished.

I do not say that native American, but I'm guessing that that fuckin Dixon She did not exist amongst them. Keziah They teach us out of farm and all that shit. Bad, move, bad move that if there was. That was the human being equivalent. of Cincinnati. University of winning Toss in giving the ball do Alabama with eyes patrol the quarterback adjust looking back, she had taken the ball, I really just over simplified genocide. Didn't I yes, I did yes, I did, but you not come on this podcast to list the intellect. Do you you come on this part cast better about yourselves. You know I thought dumb guy, they come that bet, I basically mentally

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Tides Day meal every year and should be in the boar like what did I know? You said you may pay for your Valentine's day, mail. And that's a slippery slope because if you It says, they'll pay the child support, who goes up on the roof and risks of broken neck. Every time a ball goes up. There. Lots of fantasy at that point she goes. You know what you're absolutely right. Ladies. Maybe we need to tone it down a little bit. and actually honours taken a blow job day. Does anybody know the day? I don't all right it was a everybody. see genius are home are you Our Europe are your home and ATO policies almost up for renewal where no or renewal? Let

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took me a long time to get where a man, I'm workin my shit out. Do you should have a your own tv shove it? Dared straight mates. Therapy meets doktor filled, oh and I of tickets to see you soon on your current torso, see you then ferko about right or what you know it's gonna. Take me while the quit I love. I love of them as much as I pick the bangles and they got four points out yeah. I know I am I am I keep. I'm gonna do it, but is a thing I gotta move become an up, so I won't. I want smoke for like fuckin six weeks, and then I'll? Have it under control and I'll be fine? I almost have a motto, Maya I keep having people over. What am I supposed to do? What the fuck am I supposed to? Do? I gotta be a host right, These are all week excuses you right, he's nice to me. Sometimes

We have me, he says, he's sorry you're, right, you're right. You know If I'm gonna be totally honest here, I knew that that right I knew that email was coming. I deserve it full responsibility. I certainly take the the flip flaps right now. Probably talking to me tell me that didn't shower quick and get the fuck out of the goddamn arena. There you're right, you're right needed that I needed that nice slap in the face. You know why not hedge joined the fuckin crowd. You know. Evidently I just got my fuckin Valentine's day: give cause my wife. What is what a couple of dishes I gotta get back on the pot guest again? Oh I'm gonna go. I'm gonna give her a couple, a couple: a couple ideas, someone afloat across the table Russia and landmass Russia going out to dinner on Valentine's day

which is funny to me. Someone we sit there the whole time a dinner arms. Can we go like just just some clear. This is. For me. This isn't for me. Might you know this dinners that, for me, ok. Am I love to eat Russia and landmass coming from Russia, everybody Russia and landmass, or maybe just somebody gonna tell me about Russia who doesn't live there. Hey Billy, big belly, the fat, shame, and I love the fat shaman and now cigar shaming, got you make me a better more skin your person, everybody jury, your NATO topic, you mentioned the russian land Grab and not needing any more land. They are huge, but you should check out the true size, dot com, because maps have to be transcribed onto flat Or the size of countries is largely misrepresented if you're going to fuck it sit here and tell me that going

from Asia into another continent is not a big country. If you sit there and argue and say a lot of their land is in used because it Mountainous and freeze and fuckin called. I got an answer for that global warming. They just chill out and become really fuckin call. You know this. you know pretty soon they could be grow, weed and Fuckin Siberia. I think they're gonna be all right. Anyway, this site lets. You drag the selected countries to compare it to the other countries. For example, Mexico is way larger than it appears when you move it. To the? U S, location on the globe. In any case, out and you see Russia is actually about the size of the USA. When you include Alaska, ok, I know I shouldn't be afraid of these guys. Thanks for everything,

Do can't wait to see you in Washington? This will also. Then. What are you saying that? What is your point. So the U S still be doing land grabs, then because we're always big as Russia, whose, as big as us, we both need to stop doing this shit thanks. We think you do can't wait to see when Waller, while a while a wall, a Washington and dismay that, while a Washington while awhile up, surprising, my best friend surprising, my best friend, with tickets for his birthday, so don't get the Rona. Will I get? the shots man. When I had, I didn't even know, I had a bank. Robbery story. I absolutely loved us there, But you, by the way, the person talking about the maps. I've seen that shit before like people trying to show how big Africa.

is, and I put all these countries in their- I dont believe they put the United States in there. We we barely took up the top of the map. And I don't remember Russia, be it in that they put shining in their whatever. Why would he want wouldn't fuck it hit me with geography? Shit forged I've been to a bunch of places did mean, I learn anything robbery story by God. Hey, Billy Reddish, Tate God, dammit. You guys ever run out a ginger jokes him. It is fuckin amazing about doing this. Podcast it's two thousand. Seventy you motherfuckers every time I think we're out of two balls were out of fuckin all these different things. You can call me my god care it radishes I may do you just did just never stops we're not even up to the top of the fridge was still in the press,

the funny I have a bright orange fuckin refrigerator in my office. To I keep it real, robbery story, Billy, radish tank, I gotta Bank robbery store story for your chalky pirate donut ass sketches, kill me with the food references here I used to manage the teller line, who would have thought that this was gonna take off? This is fucking great, Wanna hear from tellers and all the dumb ways people try to rob you fuckin bank banks, This would trend more. You know I mean some came in. rob a bank and it didn't fuck and work waiting, all the bank robbers just kind of go into like identity theft, a kind of I would like the internet on the internet now right anyway, use to manage the teller line at one of the branches of a national bank the one with the law suit, which one

one day this guy was sunglasses and a bad basketball had comes into the lobby and to see the manager some shitty heist movie, the man It brings them into his office fifty men, later. The manager escorts the guy. Do a female. Tell her and said this man needs twice five thousand dollars the teller Those, yes, sir, do you have a debit card them Energy interrupts says no just give it to him. the teller nods, instead, carrying the money shaking the guy begin the laugh at her tears? streaming down her face. I'm assuming was the bank robber. Tears streaming down her face. I mean really go back to the bed and start hitting the silent alarms and telling the tellers at the drive up there being robbed. I go back to the front to tell the tellers happening when the phone rings before I can get it

the teller who was known as the dumb fuck, the branch picks it up. Hello, wives were not being robbed no everything's, ok back. The person was talking real loud to know the security to plan checking on us. This is security. Parliament check by them. So Hang up the phone hang up the phone, he turned to me and goes now Guy says will be robbed. The guy robbing us is ten feet from us. I finally get the dumb fuck, the gimme, the phone, and I answer in the back and explain the our leave with the money, the just says the guy had a gun. He said going to shoot everyone in. If we didn't give him the money. I asked the feed They'll tell her. If she put the tracker in with the cash she said she did, God the cops come and ask.

questions and leave we're all waiting around four hours. The cop comes bet the cops come back with a bag of cash into receipts. Saying they found the robber at a jack in the box down the street got so who was dumber one. It was for a book for posts for cab, fair and the other was for a jumbo jack with extra large fries and a coke the The money was in the bag. I I gotta tell ya, think they go to jail. I mean that's what best ways to get caught. As far as like you just had a nice fuckin jumbo jet, an extra large and a coke. That sounds that's almost at this point being on a diet worth doing too little time for thanks for all the years of laughs in good times. It means a lot truly go. Fuck yourself, another bank, very story. Tellers. Please I got three of them. Two more come in here please, before the love of comedy, keep fuckin.

writing these. In did you guys ever seen over the Fuckin idiot was standing in line to rob the bank he was. Said any takes out like whipped, cream or shaving cream. In praise it all over his face and then stands in line. believe it was on America's dumbest criminals. I believe standing there and its they immediately hit. The alarms is melting, of his face and when he walks up to the teller, the fucking cop show up what a fuckin idiot. Sir, can you clean that off your face for your mug shot? Please bank every story dear, Mr Byrne. Finally, a little respect on this. Podcast love the podcast. This person says so back in the

eight nineties. I was living in Tampa for college and worked at a bag near Bush guards, but a great place to go to college temper. Fuck it all a hot chicks, walkin around all the Teddy bars. I mean you not studying. Would you just to delay the I see a miserable life, so go have a good fuckin time. Unless you go and after a day other than that. If you just picked a fuckin major gotta go to college and temper, we shall have those memories, Jesus that was negative. Sorry, so back in and Late nineties I was living in temper for college and worked at a bank near Bush guards, which you know Tampa that might be the name of a Fuckin Strip Club like the landing strip, come on down to push gardens Wall the Wall pupils.

so. After opening one morning a guy came in with his t, shirt pulled over his head. Think beef is doing. Corn wholly of bears a great reference. I am called only of many tv for my bundle He walked up to the teller. Next to me and yelled, give me hundreds in fifty's She just froze and said what here tire iron and one. He came in to rob a bank like he was going to clean up the neighborhood. at in one hand and kept using the other two whole open the neck Hall to see out of it. They kept closing up. because he was shaking so bad. This poor, Bastard I said, I think he wants your larger bills, but there's dumb ass doesn't see this bullet proof. Glass.

I started laughing. Oh my god, you just but you took a gamble day than anything else, the guy took the iron and hit. glass. It didn't even scratch it. He ran outside with nothing, still tempting to hold the neck hall of his shirt open. My my Roger was passed, but I said he wasn't might in my teller windows. So technically I didn't not cooperate with, is to put the demands dude you gonna fuckin law degree in your future man. They should become a lawyer anyway, a detective, came in with two FBI agents and they were watching the video there. me and when they saw me laughing on the video and ask what was said they laughed when I told I gotta get some FBI agents any up,

age. You wanna come in just say you work for a certain service, and I want to hear all you dumb, fuckin mental stories I got transferred to a differ, branch a month later and that one day have glass in the lobby I'm sure of a fuck you planned by the manager. Absolutely they ones. They get your mind right now. This guy thinks he's bullet proof, buying the glass we're going to send him to a fuckin. Our first from eighteen, sixty that we never fucking dinner, remodel one anyway p s now but detective. I was going to say something beyond this job in your future. I think of that day, every time Through a bank robbery come back to a flawed as soon while. While you got balls man, you got balls. I mean you're, just fuckin give him the money you put the fuckin time accurate therein than you know, go eat your brown,

Lunch should be happy enough, an appetite, but thank God, you didn't so you know I did nothing to talk about during this part of the park. Guess Jesus Christ, it I'm flock. Doesn't did you say to him, if you want your larger bills, but this dumb ass doesn't see the bullet proof glass. Well, I guess Once you have a fuckin t shirt over your goddamn. Had this probably good, I good indicator he doesn't have a gun right. Funny quote robbery story. Yet this disco straight across. If you wanna store somebody try a mug you or whatever I hear these once it funny robbery story: hey, hey Billy, bear back in it burn. So are you The work in a pizza place, I really wish you said, parlor from acts in a pizza. That was very busy. That was a very busy spot after the bar. Let out. because we had huge slices and were open and

four. A dot m will absolutely every town has the big slice of peace. so back on the EAST coast, you gotta, have it you stay this great place in Boston or that it was great slice of pizza too. It was basically a double wide slice of pizza. There was this bar called dominance. It was right across from the legendary next comedy, stop where I started thirty years ago on March. Second,. and one of the big thrills in my life was when I get invited over there to hang out got to hang out with the late Great Kevin Knox. Frank Santa Rally, DAWN Gavin, they were all there all the fuckin legends and they be over. There have in a couple of pops in all yet It was as a new comic was shut the fuck up by around and you get to hear somebody greatest stand. A comedy stopped stories ever in right next to the

it was a window. It was a pizza place that was part of it. And at the end of the night after he had a bunch of fuckin drinks, then he needed Air quotes sober up. That was back, we thought of a double slice of Peter. You can actually drive a car sixty seventy miles an hour down the Fuckin southeast exe press way through this central lottery and you go over there and it was just a fuckin best and it was just a bunch of drunk people drunk guys, drunk chicks, standing out their folding. These slices and shit. bring it down our fuckin pie holes was one of the saddest days ever now, there's a w hotel there a soulless w hotel, so awful just so awful corporations due to the vibes of towns. They just killed a fuckin vibes and then because there's no vibe in their hotels, they

You have to create a vibe with with aquarium lighting and whatever the fuck it as they do over there, funny robbery story may at the pizza place it was very busy spot after the bar, let out because we had huge slices and were open until four m. Now I worked there too employees came and went mainly because it was really long. Hours regular hours involved working four p m for I am fora for while so one night, while working a duty, and with a bandanna on his face in a yells at me, Jimmy a muddy while his hands in his pockets that look like he had a gun. I even think- and I say, go fuck yourself. And then he starts laughing. takes the bandana, often as how'd. You know it was me

apparently he used to work there, but I had clue who was he took me. It took me Secondly, even recognize him after telling me this, so if this a real robber. I would have either sorted him by standing firm or what got my ass beat or killed. People there is no fun, King reason to ever get killed. a robbery on purpose. Ok,. Don't listen to these stories and be like. I want to have a funny story, so I can write into a podcast. Please do not do any of this shit, especially if you working for p m to four a m slinging. Fuckin p. Susan Hash, to a bunch of drugs, ways just thought it was funny thought it was funny. fuckin, legendary justice. It's funny that I was so pissed at someone tried to rob that I had no right,

for my own safety, please tell me: they at least gave you employee of the fuckin month. Gimme all the fuckin money go fuck yourself. I don't feel like I can eat in honour of you, I'm not going to say, go fuck yourself, because you already dead it to end this podcast That is amazing. So please keep your. If I was a dictators, he's coming in Tell me a robbery stories costs these are amazing. Right. That's deplored, cast everybody. Once again, congratulations to the LOS Angeles Rams shall make them All of those guys all make a so I ve got half the drama. The game Adele Becum getting hurt was. in the game of his life, so great to see him get a ring,

Ninety nine, I forget his fucking name, I shouldn't, but I'm you know. I got two kids under the five and on a man I don't know where those names anymore. He wreaked havoc. and he got himself a ring very happy for them Cooper CUP. All of those guys and like I said, the bangles are going to be a problem in the future. They just gotta get an office of line. I mean it They have an office of line. There Superbowl champions right now, man, it's just so they had their that fucking club. And I know as much as Bengal fans were excited to get your burrow in the draft is no fuckin way, especially if that knee injury, you thought you were make it all the way to the Superbowl Injustice second year and now that he beat the Kansas City Chiefs that fuckin juggernaut offence, I went. the tall with them in their defence, stop them in the area of sea championship. Games had nothing to hang adds about.

But we ve all been. There is fence having a team loose They want it sucks, but not the but bright stuff in the few, I'm not even going out on a limb. Everybody knows that that is it that is supplied cast you know what I usually say, but an honour that guy make it pizzas for twelve hours, help all those people air quote sober up, you guys have a wonderful couple of days and I'll check it on Thursday.