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People that make my dreams come true, they show up at my factory or they put the fucking they're, not in both the widget bought up as somebody else they came in with the design data. Have any money. I made him sign a piece of paper I on the path to their idea, I go around all this might rich guy thoughts. In addition, a confusion of local. Why am I I dont? Do it anymore? That's what West Coast What we ve lived on the EAST coast them when they go back EAST year when we Parrot group in the fuckin winner? That's that's what you think. I don't do this anymore. He's chap Faced forking animals back here, I'm a fucking do in the shovel and what snow stretching you're back. You know. All excited because you got a new snow blower that's! Your will.

That's right. You I gotta go around that may that I'm on my back porch bathrobe, it's great much! So I'm doing it Do I fucking dog is lying on his bed right now. Ok, it's like from the next It's on the bed and then Its head is hanging off the bed. Under the hardwood floor area, looks literally like a got hit by tranquilizer, You know what I'd do it did with the dog today. This is why she so exhausted after at least eleven hours, sleep last night. Fuckin thing goes to bed it like seven at night, Solaris like, from watching the game and I'm just sitting there she's over in the corner, just curled up in a ball, Sound asleep vote, which is why now for so I can get off this clock if she keeps erotic keeper up. You know. Could chief waken me up like thirty coded six in the morning. It's driving me nuts so anyway for now

after eleven hours. The sleeping I did what I took it around the block. That's pretty. She will so she ran America, Africa I don't understand why the so goddamn sleepy all the time, I've. Never I mean I've had dogs, my whole life. I've never seen a dog sleep, the way this fuckin thing sleeps. Then it gets up. Five! Thirty! In the more like a goddamn drill sergeant, I think it's missing, as you know, murmured formality when the guy came walk in and whose beaten the Billy against the empty trash. Can that's basically what she does to me every morning, except it's way more adorable, like sound asleep and then all I'm walking up to a cold knows doing that that fucking psycho way they sniffed. Does that shit? It's fuckin! four paintbrush tongue, like that's. I wake up every morning, I'm one of those people once you wake me up, it's fucking over just just to let you know,

she ever sleep next to me, you don't keep it. Quiet are let's one as I mentioned on the Thursday. Through podcast, just before Friday, I was going to the the warriors Game war. I was gonna the warriors game and I was taken of the lovely NEA because I wanted to go, see stuff curry in his prime. You know You gotta see when the young for them the first major injury and before they just get old and remind you that you're gonna die some day. You know it only to see that When that you know I saw Michael Jordan back when he had hair. I see a morally right. We still skinny in the persons would beat the shit out of him and he's drop sixty on the south excise on that Probably I saw him when he was they would probably. I think we re

for the Jordan three came up is probably second pair via the way for the wreck when the first area this came out, I thought they were the ugliest fuck it I had ever seen in the red and black bulls colors they were the ugliest fucking things ever seen and by the way salt experience. How much more likeable progress all now that is not on the Lakers. I don't know what it is. My hatred Lakers, really just maybe that, guy way more than I needed to so we got out of the game I don't like it excited like I've seen one of the great NBA teams of all time and obscene arguable. The greatest shooter This early in his career, you can actually make that argument. This is disguised the greatest. You're, an mba history and in my lifetime I've watched Andrew Tommy Larry Legend Reggie Miller Rights, idea Central Kobe Bryant. In there I never saw a guy have two people hanging on by the three:

line and just with his back to the fucking hope, and he still somehow gets an antenna. God knows he's not looking for the open man trying to beat the double team. Why would you do that anyways, so I go there. I get on to stop her bright. I fucked paid through the nose you know remained pocket pace the nose. I get a six row by not bind the benchmarking almost behind the warriors branch, but whatever the can table wearily announces, aren't shit a man like somewhere in there rose back and where the great things when you go to an end, the egg is like. If you it rose deep. You can, like literally hear them calling for the ball. You know like if the coach is Kirsty curfew, fucking cursed at the reflect on what the fuck and he gets to eat up. I know what he said. I that's what I paid for

That's. Why went on star Bob- and I said fuck it you wanna we'll Barbara full of cash. Here you go, I'm not fucking sit in all the way, the staple centres, the clock and worse you, you got a sit down low, or else it's like. They got this please Brown, stone of corporate boxes. Three deckers three, three: four, levels of them all away around like a moped between them can haves and the have nots in an all the real fans. They're up by the FUCK air conditioned ducks swords that's what the option I see the way they fuck up their patriot and also so fuckin. I'm gonna pay through the nose right. So get their money here. Talk and I wanna watch them when the great shoes of all fuckin time and I get their dude in I know during all of this, I went to sound like a grumpy old man, but what the fuck happened too, to go into an empty I get to fit.

They didn't. There wasn't one moment of silence the entire fucking give even play music when the fucking games go or not I didn't hear one sneakers squeak. I had a couple of years called for the ball. Was it I heard nothing. Does each time time the Games Goin on some fucking, she's playing everybody, clap your hands the whole! They played that fuckin fifty fuckin hides first. I walk into the fuckin building right and I'm all say where's. My seats are paid through the nose here we go right like when you, vacation use all fuckin miles was sitting up fuck and wait to get on a plane where's. My big companies fucking state that I fucking pay for right? That's it! We'll excitement, I hope, go in there and have come down to the states and, first of all, this sum J Guy is always a pocket

you can buy a pair of fuckin parents. Now you walk into a story, a fuckin, some sad looking dj they're just now you know what this bad posture you know pack dj just fuckin play in music. I loved you would like swords and it too, like you and like a place of business. You know Fuck you, you do now raised way like Big Union shit right So anyway, this is working DJ, I don't know what the fuck he stood every I've seconds MAX bid we should re already do good memories. I became isn't even started what the fuck are we cheering Are you getting us hype for the game? You're, fuckin dope, we're borrowing, see the clippers and the warriors towards got five losses. This is

Watch the ninety six pulls the tear that thereon. I don't need you and your Richie Cunningham Far City Fuckin clippers jacket out this agreement, fucking yell, it gets worse. I might blow a fuck. By seven aneurysm on this one. So good God, oh my god! How long is this guy gonna be yelling at us. Anyway, Meanwhile, by the way we were the clippers, shoot around the world. But really take the court. I'm gonna get to watch chief, curry fucking it like eighteen three points in Iraq that's what I want to see. That's what I want to hear: ok, back so that only that shit right but add up to new day. The new generation stare time, I'm just the grubby old man right so I get down, and I see that I paid through the Fucking NOS four on the functional and what looks to be it looks like stuff curries mouth guard that he's constantly fuckin cheer were not right and it's like this bracelet

and you know what it was it look like a fuckin. It look like a rose thing station. Can the bottom men's urinal right a urinal kick so if he gets sticky fucking, you can put it on your wrist. So it's taped to the back of my seat. So I immediately just flip the fuckin thing over the other side of my seat. Ok, immediately, I'm not participating all right. Total, contrary in county for can stand up. Loner comic, I'm not being part of the group immediately right and I'll. Take that Take forty percent of the blame on the rest of this fuckin wine in shit are right, but the others three percent, I'm fuckin right, so I fuck inflicted over and the fucking DJ. I with the rich Cunningham varsity Clippers jacket is down. There is like everybody all up. You forget you're, ok, eggs, they weren't, you hold it, don't forget all about all eyes: everybody clap your hands detective to do. This is all going all right insane,

oh by the way, there's a bunch of fucking. You know. Like I swear to God, what what's taboos that fuckin guy who cells in the nice comfortable tee shirts, but for some reason he shoots like twelve year old girls and like sexual positions? The fuck is an aim of that company. Started recovery and Fitch they were like slackened was like, white supremacist. Can children, I care. I know they then all pledged together. It begins with an egg. That's all I know so they got these fuckin like pre teens. It looks like coming down. You know. Dress like prostitutes and fuck it like a Bee Hollywood movie right, like the ones in pretty woman The only exciting part of that was when he was looking for a hooker that he runs into that fuckin get off. Motor show in Fucking champ there right,

I hate it when you fucking close, did she go fuck? It laughed and all those fuckin to days Christ I swear to God TAT clip right. That was why I never dropped ass it because if I ever read to a woman like that she did, I swear to God. I don't know I went up. My fuckin head would explode so anyways. Jeez crime, get to the start of the fucking game that so much. This fuckin bug me so you're doing dad's routines all this shit. So in the meantime the fuckin warriors take the court, everybody bosom in everything and I'm just literally going like. Oh my god, I very hysteria cereals. We started in four countries and they said He does. Every fuckin jerk off in the fucking building right, who was it make its own law came running down the fuckin I'll everybody. With their cell phone cameras out taken FUCK Nvidia standing,

in front of me here I paid through the nose so my seat. I have them in the six rope I gotta stay up to watch a short around. What do you feel many for the fucking fulfilment. Can't you just fucking just sit there and watch it I saw Larry Bird, do shoot around ninety six. I still remember. I get the video right. My fuckin had spoken doped all these fuckin YOLO do she's come down right. What they're fucking folds it's I'm gonna get you. We have been paying you the organ now this is. This is how the youngster do it. This is how the fuck do it right so merciful, people finally end up sitting down it's the end of it. Don't shoot around and we'll get raised, the start, the game right and I'm thinking like ok? Finally, this fuckin there Is this the seizure of shit of tumblers in oh Jesus, fucking, screamin and yelling, and

get noise and in bracelets fuckin blinking is gonna end and I can watch the flock and gay right. There's no way this horse shit goes on during the gang there's no fuckin way. Evidently, it's ok to date, they play music to the whole pocketed a much. Instead can we bring in the ball up an endless drink? You you, de Gourbi Mysel go, go, go, go, go to every body, clap your hands back, so fuckin compelling the speakers squeak it the NBA used to be the greatest fucking game. If you sat down low see the game. Lives is there's no does not. Like okey, where you behind the fuckin glass. You know it's over like, if sound proof and even that still amazing to be down their close. But still there like this barrier, you fucking shit, right down the court and the right there, boy, could pouch India lap was insane and an enough look like I said

forty percent of this that this is just me being grumpy old man. Ok, you gotta keep the game as to keep evolving these kids, a grown up with De Jays people are asking them to make noise and they like to make noise. This is what the fuck and generation does fine fine, but can can you just dial it back a little bit. Every time there was a time out all of a sudden. There was all these fuckin people run by the way the kids out there. They have a kid. Its team. Can you haven't? Do a fuckin kid debts? You know what I mean: Jesus fucking Christ, Have those fuckin moves, I've seen in a teddy bought and I'm a fucking looking at an eight year, roughly everybody clap your head, who took thing. Was it safe and dumb? So anyway, in what was a funny thing? was I'm Sidney with near right, and you know she's a great person she's not

grumpy person, so she just to join all of it. She taken then she's enjoying the game it. How and when all of a sudden they started like I swear to God in little parachute stays drop down gifts difficult to something that evidently we couldn't afford. I don't know what it was like. I can the FUCK, it wasn't every jumping up like leaping up trying to catch these things like it's. You do know the under the Vietnam WAR, and this is a ticket to get on the last chopper out of their right to free competition. It's all this shit, I ain't when they said they're in they got won t shirt left and they start. At the section, whatever section can make the most noise, and just watching people like a fucking dog begging for a treat for a free, fuckin clippers, clippers teach- this is even a Lakers teacher. Is a clippers teacher. Just watching all of those people taking all of their self esteem, all their re shred of integrity and jumping up and down over a fuck it

you ought to get a free teacher so when he was so near without this some guy sitting in the front row that she fell those are now snapchat this call it keep calling instagram snapchat this due to just go show they don't want you to forget blah blah blah blah blah blah he's always do whatever they say. Can't do and she goes look at him he's down. There is right there, I'll look he's making a snapshot. Video she's. Why the guy make the Snapchat video? Then she takes out or sell for two seconds later she watched, the thing and watching the guy down there and in doing snapshot- just watch the guy film it now I'm watching her phone and by the way. In the meantime, staff curry is going up and down the firebug body clock gadgets Right Eye de I don't need all election or so anyways. I sit isn't that enough? Is it I haven't been going on and on Europe meeting

an entire fucking box at ten planted this point: how much a bitch in ITALY, even though I can't hear it even It's gonna, be somebody stand up in front of me, even though they shouldn T shirts out me telling me to make some noise and clap my fuckin hands like dont know where I met. Ok, Helen Keller should get like this level of fuckin direction. If you got that she's dead, whatever anyways surf courts of curry goes out there. Mediately gets a file activity. There was a file. I three minutes later because some ticking tech horse shit on the guy. He's got to flowers in the fourth quarter that I sit down Fuckin, Freddy Stub up there go, don't want the guy that say everybody Georgia with do you go back to that too. I beside myself.

Fuckin beside myself go. This is why I thought in Haiti. This is why this is why these games kit fixed, This is why the NBA use for conflicts, because this is the only sport of the four major sports that goddamned fuckin. Before we can take the best guy out of the game just given to quick once in the first quarter, can you If you want to go to a football game right afraid I've got to see. Fuckin almost Tom Brady, verse, Pate manning the last time, a border that fuckin Broncos fuckin Patriots play off cape at what Tom, Brady gets too quick ones for intentional grounding or some shit next thing you know he stated on the sidelines and the fuckin backup quarterbacks there you're just stare, and they like do you fuckin serious. The guy spent like the whole first half of the fuckin page, was brought up and the rest were calling fucking

Everything teen everybody up, and I actually the only cool part about sit down low. That I saw was at one point is Steve. Her said his first name, he fuck it looks over Doc, rivers and it gives Us rivers are like. Do you fucking believe the shed at dark looks back and unlike yet what the fuck like share in this moment, just as coaches like what the fuck you, these restaurant, so I don't know what happened at half time. If somebody them up and sent home? This is like when the best game, so that we can you fuck this up. I write you got them was away in the second half they let him play, and it was with this beautiful to fuck and amazingly, despite the fact, all of that shit was going on I know I went on and on I probably not too long. I understand but, like you know, it's such a great game and die you'd. I kept thinking about Ni always watches all like those fuckin. You know

reality shows style was shows and all that shit. And you know when they trash people for their word? becomes out. They re to any accessories. Zubaydah take a couple of things off just go out like they have like. Like twenty five. Bracelets and then fucking out of a hat and a scarf just when he accessories? Let go you just take it blood things off before you go out into the world. You know more parisian, dopey Tampa Florida. Ok, I don't twice a temper. I just want to think of no class. I just think of northern Florida there. I just said that the offended, why don't you you fucking window past the crocodile over your truck with steel balls hanging off the back of a fuckin with Florida

come on man? You can't be all bed of Walt Disney decided to put his world there. That's what? If you look at those best, Bulgaria, which is just dial it back a little bit. Ok, could the booty there's been, maybe you know, could they at least Junior high could get that happened? That data be nice enough? Could you Everybody clapped their hands, maybe just eighteen fourteen times during the game, you know Somebody pays through the fucking, knows to get a sixth fuckin role. Could I greatly fear that sneakers squeaking they don't give a shit? what they should do, the other the game. You know, I feel it when you go to the job sharp and you just open the thing up and snakes would come flying others, for they should, under the whole crowd just given my fucking facial for Fuckin t shirts,. You know I gotta be honest with you even from me that was extra county. But once again, do I always state at the end of the game? I dont know why people leave and.

The warriors were up. I, like fucking, twelve fifteen points or something I think it was no eight. There was. Night they were by eleven there. They have like fifteen points. Genetically cut to eleven people are leaving. Us is only like a minute and a half left areas like were fought. There's gotta be true. Which is understandable and ally in israel- Starts leaving and I'm sorry because it's gettin quiet- and I could finally here these guys are on the court right and so the clippers bring the ball up and they business like they ve taken all the stars or other gave this point. They just got the belgian football teams what the fuck, even this saying, this game's over clippers, bringing up they hit a three right. Now, it's like a fuckin, eight point gap. Worries whatever they in Bonn, the ball, clippers stealing run to the, we point line I'll fuckin Reggie Miller, another three. Now it's a five point. Eight now

the left. Like all shit. Fuck, the wars are settled: Schroeder Guttapercha have court, they get a pass, have court fuckin, clippers will it again we had another wanted to. Two point gave the people were left a go at fucking raising debts is what I wanted now all of a sudden. The fucker put nor the list is a common back in to save the fucking day. Pause back out there package to curb the whole fucking thing. War is bringing the ball back up again. They some, I lose the ball three toe four guys bringing down he jumped up in the air. Looking for somebody to pass it too and then seas. I go fuck, there's not enough time yet and then launches an attempt that at local they brought me out on the Fuckin court and it felt like that of waste It was just the wrong guy with the ball at the The final know who the fuck it was, but even here

to me. She just goes like one: what policy on Africa? That was the end of the game, and then they would like, thanks for coming, our backs. But anyways at the end of the day I feel like I said stuff, curry I gotta give it up to the warriors old man like just watch the watching them The way they move the ball around and all of that, and even with the star on the bench man there was at Thompson. I don't I don't know shit about hoop. Is you can t talk to that? Guy was fuckin, kill them this other dude. They like back up center resulted. This guy is a fucking house. He looks like a defensive Lyman. If you know, what six inches on him and he had one don't during the game. I can't believe even fucking yank the whole ran down was fuckin hilarious, you gotta had esteem and everybody just get the fuck out of the way and if only they weren't play in,

Drake during the time when it happened, when I could actually couldn't hear that fuckin earth shattering. Dunk was literally thirty, Where could even here all right, I've done ok, I just had a phantom sorry guys, such as just had a rough time. My fucking good. So much I'm gonna do screen saver. I can ever member the fucking parachute here. You notices. I can't talk and do this. At the same time, stupid fuck and capital letters come at one time. One time the fifty two fuckin numbers are come at the end and of course, it's wrong. Why would it be right? Do I really have to hit pause? hang in there with me when he gets it. Alright, let's get to work, get to some of the advertising here for this week,. Do that was literally like a thirty minute, fucking bitch fast, I literally should pay

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because I'm in these two converts giving don't give a shit egos hate each other respect. Both your franchises aright excuse me: like and what you do want it both tapes. Like the Dallas stars, because I don't know I just I just now that there, the upstairs so he's been kings in black Coxey gotta go for the underdog right, and I don't just like watching to play so anyway. I don't feel so defensive right now Is the joy watch in place, so they got three one and my guy to suck feminist watch my team that their ass, but at least I get to watch I get you I get to watch this, but that was it an eye, but all you fucking, guy cow France, watching the hawk young. Yet in this my other foreign war, that's bore goals, won't talk and period parry rod join those Maya really enjoying this, and then that was it. They got the all right, dear friend,

right there brain reporting, the brewing: we'll call lotion. Few fucking cowboys, Bronze went on sports six unanswered goals. Grandma shine Marchen. However, the fuck you supposed to pronounce it they switch, did halfway through school goal number: twenty, nine and thirty October twenty nine goals the other day, but he's got you scored twenty nine and thirty she's. Never scored. Thirty goals has got married. A big goal scorn along fuckin time. I'm open discussion The overseas lock out it's gonna, make it to their bodies. Could you get forty, I'm trying to think the last time, Who was the last brewer underscore forty goals, I've been getting the nominal looked up right now,. My only guess that I could make would become merely because there was like a five year period. I barely watched the ruins gave because I was just barely washed any sports, because I was so not a full time, and I was rapidly approaching

Amidst the reason I had to get shit go on in my career, last berwin to score. Forty goes its need also to it. Just came up for even take that up. It's just fuckin thing. Listening to me now you see sir, so creepy. On whose less prone to score forty goals in a season, I must, I can't really it's less when I remember less than two rooms where the CUP twenty Levin. We know that who's got the most. Don't goes why the Bruins named Bruins named after a bare fuck. You. They don't even us over the attic audio there. They don't even have the Fuckin Jerome now. The next forty no list of players are fifty go Passed in ruins. He has not even hear something

in an age, nerd finance or that one. For me, Joe Thornton,. Fatima anyways Eric, let's get on with the years. Can I put the question to oh by the way forward. Donald Trump disguise crush in it. He just Then he feels it's gonna, be him and Hillary Clinton parties and it doesn't have a chance and Hilary will make an where she gets indicted, though he that guy is so fucking brilliant AEGIS, told everybody that this is what's going to happen in the amount of dope. After watching people diving over each other for free t should stay, just gonna, listen Tom and then that's what's gonna happen, and then you fucking throws little fucking little fuckin pike to the knee of Hilary gone when she gets indicted, which gets them it storm going again we're gonna get invited.

I have to tell you of those are going to be our two choices. This is, it has to be a low point in this country. You. When we have the star of a reality. Shelf on one side and then the filthy, Fuckin Clinton's God in his night and Bill Clinton. You know me he's fucking, unbelievable. It's like you literally, like I said. Why would you hire the plumbers wife to come over and fix you think I'd. I dont understand politics. I don't. I had just start at such a high fuckin level with no Goddamn experience like honey. Just start is centred. You know. The fucking the mayor in New York. There Bloomberg I got two billion dollars I want to run this city now. Beckett cars are then I'm gonna put some chairs down to cool fuck. Is this guy? How can we do to start in the male role? You know you have to start off is like an open micro like a comedian well. I was married. You are president soon I'd like to be senator shut up.

God listen. That's fucking voice! Wasn't that voice who looks at that trumpeter fucking wigwams be a manager shave yet to reach. For this week I have to get past us, let's get into the let's get out of the question for this. We must try to fucking commie deaf ears. Funny. Is to listen to this Parker. She would realize what a fucking great modem it really in a great mode. This is I saw my countrymen a great mood, believe it or not, and I still had a great time at the farm gate. I just say, though, that ok, all all things comedy announcement, this is not happening. Return The comedy central Tuesday night fry very worried, many third at twelve, thirty after midnight, this season features long form storytelling from all things com our Madrigal Chris Dana Present ski

Steve Timor and Philippe Esparza to checking out on tourist. February, twenty? Third, let's tomorrow night, where she was to this in the future than you missed it. This is not happening right now this is happening. I'm reading a question here, this guy, will I don't want you shit. I added that the whole thing here's this question we set up thirty five years old and still living with my father, pathetic. I now believe me, it's not by choice, I'm finally recovering from lines disease which sucks wait. Ten years of my life- and I will have my student loans paid off and a couple of months for months, which also socked away ten years of my life. Jesus Christ do. With the misery here in a couple of months, my father is selling the house that we currently living in moving into a cheaper, fixed or upper, so you can be mortgage free. I love that two great idea

Why did you know how to fix it up, speaking of which I all the door in the last two interior door, locked gonna work, I get a skeleton key for all of us, I'm so decorously excited and for the life of me. I fine, anyone else who gives a shit I've people over the house, and I go look at this. Isn't this grey? They lag. I would you wanna locked doors in your heart. You loved my mother, LE she came over a cheap. She fruit juices like all my gosh, because that is so cool she Really got it did that that made it worth it right there, so anyway, some let me continue want. He got so when he was here. I paid off his Jumanji goes. I get so. My here is a choice I have to make. I can either live with my dad. Even longer than I have and be rent free and restricts the rubber so that I can, up. Money

get my own place, or I ran a shitty apartment and burn and grand a month, which would clearly be better spent on a new house. If I was, my twenties early thirties? I might be a little more open to the idea of renting, which I didn't college, the upside of renting an apartment is having a little more confidence and integrity when I'm out on a date, knowing that we can return. Back to my own place. Instead of my parents house. What Wade is hidden with the line disease. Fuckin story. You know. I'll just tell me, I'm living and always are not drop in a grand, I'm gonna be buying houses like zones, you have again plant women were fuck, they'll building right at the right. In our view, for Ludovic, just aimlessly up. Are you a headline disease for ten forty years? finally got over it. And I had a move back you with my dad and that's bro right there and movie backing my dad. You must want to have that part of a whole

this will mean a run on sentence. You just gotta plough right through the had moved back, my dad, but I'm on the fatigue of secrecy and move. Calm with my dad, but I I almost have enough money for a down payment on a house. So I'm not a thousand. I asked Jesus Christ, bats authorities, a rough one. You know you know what fuck these fuck fuck fuck just tell him what you do want the eminent members of saving the biopsy. I am thirty five just on it. Listen? I have my own back entrance into the house, my dad won't anyway as plough yet If I was in my twenties early thirties, I might be a little more open to the idea of renting which had in college sorry hardy rather the upside of Hunting and apartment is having a little more Jesus Christ Bill It's alright the freedom of coming home to a quiet house in knowing that my goddamn food will still be in the refrigerator when I get home

My brother is also still living at home here. First from migrants, do what the fuck. Where do you what he live near? What sort of fuckin. This sounds like one of those fuckin movies, whether play in other guys, eaten the lead paint your house like what's going on here, so you line disease where you gonna fuckin hike. There weren't any shoes you get bit by attack. I can't remember this too many fucking diseases anyway, you go so should I get all my life and start pissing money away on aunt or should I stick it out a little longer and continue to live with with father, so I can get my own fixed. Approval of the park. Yes, thanks go fuck yourself in the year with the D J K, All right, I would look at you. Let us stick it out a little longer who gives a fuck at this point? We already did ten years. You know if

If you can get yourself in a situation where you can actually on the place where you living. But I should say that your basically you, instead of having a landlord the bank's your landlord, you have a mortgage people, you ready I already Yonah House. We bought a house, oh yeah out right now. I'll make it more extreme, our thing you don't own it! Somebody old you right, that's what happened. You used to be you used to you used to be in a situation where somebody owned you month to month. For any point you can just take off, you could lead the plantation ok. Now you just signed up for thirty years with somebody fucking put it in every fuckin muff So what I would say is, I would stick it out a little bit longer with my dad and I would buy a house where.

You know it's not one was deals where you could just make the mortgage payment. You gotta get into a situation where not only the EU making the mortgage payment, but you can throw submit the principle. You know he gonna beat the fuck out of that. Any gonna beat the fuck a quick because they front and load all the interest which, to this day I dont know why its legal, oh yeah, that's right! That's right there! sitting only makes for a grand a year there. I think that's right! That's right! Yeah and bankers go out and have like forty thousand dollar fucking I can only say Christmas Party, something that's what they probably play the outfield to come and play their daughters, Sixtyth birthday and has now They take them for Grant greed day. You can get great day for foreign grant play a half hour in your backyard. That's limits! That's a trio, hundred twenty five thirty three thousand dollars each part of thirty four for the lead singer,

These teased point all the guitar part sensing all right, I will do start up. I won't green day to pay my play my forty eight birthday R. U K United Kingdom Dear Bill, when you come back to the UK and are you watching any football parentheses Our current between Bruins games. Now I've been justice, really fuckin beer, so I haven't- got to watch any that I saw a little bit the other day. I don't I was in some pub. I always watch it meant. When I woke up, I get. By stumble upon it. I will watch it, but I'm hoping to do a european tour. Towards the end of the summer. We like in August, be really interesting to me. From Scandinavia when the sunset going down to three three in the afternoon which, to be honest with you actually think, is pretty fuckin call. You know.

I gotta admit when I went to Iceland, in December. That's the falcon times. Don't go in the summer time when every jerk off his there, you go in the summer time when nobody wants to go, and then you go to that Lula, don't fuckin spar, it's just that, naturally headed by the fuckin volcano. Whatever the fuck you do it's it's a credible incredible. One of the will, of course, places have ever been too but yeah definite gonna become a back door, a big, and up torn up would be adding some more eastern european countries I'm, really, sorry, about that body might just want to. Germany was saying what a great time an he was actually in a bar, die met. Somebody that new what my stuff was or something you do. Some might stand up. Jokes us up- it's mostly german, so I'll be I too want to go back to that. To the motherland, their speed.

Which actually watch this documentary. My wife take was talked that their careers Adolf Hitler I now PBS and it was fascinated thing how they talked about just one, the charisma you now and they had this whole thing was saying how like Hitler could not had just no funny relationships with anybody. One on one, but he just crushed in front of a crowd now. He would make him wait at all that should Spock unawares like he's waiting to started speech, everyone's cheering any just standing there until their dead silent. You know It reminded me one title near took: I took me to go see Erika, but do it she comes out Everyone wants you to sing it. She spends the first five minutes just walking around lighten the incense so Watch and Hitler Togae. She got this formula to save good thing. Anyways I go. We need to behave yourself and then the performance will begin.

But they had all these creepy fuckin speeches he was give me was the only thing we was God there is. A group of people among us who. Can basically live anywhere. They business anywhere. It doesn't matter them to them? There in Paris next month. They live still live in fuckin, Vienna, then they live here and blah blah blah blah blah with no ties to their home and he just keeps bone feeding them. Did won't come out. We say this group of people because they have no attachment to Germany. You know blah blah blah. Finally, someone Nicaragua's Joe Doubt choose learn, never addressed it, and then just going it wastes,

you have to see this too is the creepy is absolutely absolute Previous fuckin thing, I've ever seen in my life and then but I would I would be lying to you. If I didn't tell you that I learned some things is far's performance in front of a crowd. Maybe you gotta give another. Guy was a beast. I don't even remotely agree with the guys message, but Jesus Christ. The guy's going out in front of a crowd. You know Haven't heart size, Vulcan crowd and does it say Fucking word because it gives new is the exact opposite of clippers gay max right, Jake Christ, There's gotta come back and start run in the NBA there. I said it. I said it. You can just get past the fact

Ninety nine percent of the players are African American. I think you could do so great thanks for the league thinking quieted down sorry anyway, so I will be all Eastern Europe. That's what I was trying to say our Europe in General, the UK. There we are apple fives, the FBI, big brother Billy. What are your thoughts? between Apple and the FBI regarding hacking into the the phones of the sand, today no terrorist also does the fact now. This is the situation with Apple is F B. I want to apple to create, and to them put identity government overreach, can spare, there is now this is the situation with Apple is F B. I want to appeal to create an operating system that would allow for them to hack encryption on the they would upload the system to the terrorists, to allow them to unlock it. However, why they would upload. This is. To the terrorist phone

to allow them to unlock. However, if Does this the operating system can be used by the FBI and others to totally compromise any security on any. I found in the future other solutions, simple issues just bring the phones do our civil hack into it, it would have Information need on the funds will do that for you again, because these terrorist counts, what you're gonna! who is the unit, allow all the you know these fuckin lunatics at the top to take more power and privacy away from you, and I could just One way to tell you this is just like below the amount of people take that can actually handle power for its very rare. I may look in my business. Ok, you see what happens. You know everybody's down to earth, everybody's cool I'll, send you get your own set common next thing. You know you banning people from the set your tip and shit. Over

but he saved shit because you make it all this fuckin money. You know national. It were right being. Being again at the top levels of government securities, the same fuckin thing Think they handle a well. I think it's way too much freedom and I'm sick. People saying shit like while hey man, if you're not doing anything, then what are you worried about? I'm worried about the fact that you know just general. She would being stupor awful fuckin terrible people were terrible with the amount of access that we have. Now you don't need to give people more access feel like The teachers hiding behind this whole fuckin thing of like you know what we're just going to use it for the bad people. It's like you, but you did decide from the fox back. That's noted guy. He added Walk away what they were building was like the Fuckin Batman movie. Spy on their own fucking people, they lunatics, I don't-

They do. I always picture of just sit near fuckin. Do you know like that? Snowden guy says when he stays in a fucking hotel room, he unplug the phone. Because they had the speaker found. You know that down at the front desk, they turn it on and just listen to what are we doing and they have you no fucking your way. Talking to yourself. Robin what now, what The fuck you do it in the privacy around four cannot tell make it just listen on that shit. It's fuckin! It's just whole thing is creepy dumb. Yet now it I can't imagine you know What, by the time you know if I live, you know To be like ninety, a hundred years old, like I would like to, I want to see the fuckin I wanna live in every fuckin decade,.

You I want to get to the sixties again Osborne, nineteen sixty and I want to make it up. I just keep a good shit like that. I want to make right so I can't imagine like the lack of privacy, that they'll be if, if you live that long, just looking, people would like drones and shit like that, like the camp you sound, like, I think in the future. They're gonna meet. These have like these, like microchips like Misters Europe, And, like somebody walks by someone said she with the little missed in all these all microchips go on and when you shower, like most of em, come off, but like a fuel still stick on you and your next door, We can just watch your whole fuckin life, though we more tv shows, will just be spying on each other. I don't know, I think it's all fucking. Baby and I think that's way too much. I don't think the FBI needs to fuckin. Do that. I'm apple should work the FBI and

this ever like somebody that they want to fuck and check it out. I let him do it. Sam callback hang our second finnish, another part guessing Mccloy back in five minutes. Right, Let's get out the next hour, I gave friend a bill first off thanks for the less well, you welcome I'm thirty years old and decide to go back to school two years ago to study chemistry, like you, but with enough effort, thing is possible. We ve come and go, and I said that during my first semester back, I befriended, a gay guy, I am gay myself, nor my homophobic I've. Also, never had a gay friend. We have a lot in common, except for the fact that he to give and take it up? He ass Jesus Christ, stewed said, except that he likes gay sex and are proof

I just stumble on a sensitive area during first semester started. Get the feeling that he liked me. I started to get uncomfortable studying with them and stopped answering his phone calls for a few days after two days I decided to call him explained my concerns. I told him that I've never had a gave friend before I think he's a cool guy, but I also explain that I'm getting the feeling that he thinks he might have a chance to that's. You handle that, equally, he goes he laughed and he assured me that he wasn't hitting on me and new. I wasn't gay. He also told me that if we feel he cried, if he is, I feel he crosses aligned to tell him tell him over. Great. I said I'll do it. He said he wasn't headlong United Skylight gathered by Cross allied either. I look at the end of the day. It's a guy, I think you know, if you talk, do you want. I woke up right.

That's why women, yet when I walked out three guys like smiled day, allow it's like I can't, or else you'd think I wanna fuck you and then deal at that level of interaction. That's why gonna walk down the street with his Donald Trump. Look on my face right there. Thing I was free. I feel I would like a guy. She can't be kid. We can only be so fucking nice or they can they got a shot because There they were born with the deck, that's what guy so I did a bit about that. You Dixon Dreamer, Dick pull each man, wave and everybody around the third base, now, I'm in my second year of school, for The master and we have more of the same classes, but not together over the winner He called me and asked if I wanted to go to the bar with him and some other friend in school. I happily said yes and drove the bar after about two he asked me if I have any weed and if I smoke woke him down. But we still talking about. We hear what we don't

he's, I said sure, let's go to my truck and smoke a ball during this drunken stoner session. He proceeds to get where. You got it. You did so yeah. Listen do you know why you got was right, you call them on the shit and he said that he was in an item. I knew it with that fuckin lie, but if I ever crossed the line, let me now don't use right away. You down was trying to hang in there long enough. They get my dear said in our pockets. So basically get it stays get where he goes basically tell you that he knows are not gay, but on the kind of guy he likes and I'm one of his best friends, and I was life sucks because he's gay I started life, bringing say in what the fuck. I'm too nice of a guy to say, get the fuck away,

for me, so I let him finish starts he was drunk it being emotional to which was annoying reminded me of my ex girlfriend. Glad you didn't start cried anyway, after we have definitely was done. That's great, but I'm not. Why, that way. Sorry go on and on asked me. If I'm sure there is, in any secret, hidden, desired, buried. Deep within me. Do debts it's late night flights this guy he's goin all in I explained to him that if I was doing the same thing to a girl that I had a crush on, I would be considered a creep and that girl would want to hang out with big anymore Do why you writing me? Man, you got all the you handle and all this perfectly irony there is a second he got weird, my truck. I would be like gal this is about two months ago and I've ignored him since he call me three times and I ignore them to the core

we're in the middle of the night. Oh Jesus, one, thirty, two thirty, I am which leads me to believe being drunk and emotional exactly because just like, twenty three year old girl, because I don't seem at school anymore, because I avoid I'm on purpose. My question to you is: am I doing the right thing? Yeah, you totally doing the right thing. It's just cause, give both guys that prick he's gay and he's out like the basically in the media, there always considered victims. If there's any sort of soul, you gotta be more excepting at some point of somebody's making. You fuckin uncomfortable and you're fucked, address it and they still crossed the line. If there's something you're, not comfortable with it. Yeah fuck off silver baited, you fuckin creeping me up, you know anyway seagulls my question to you is my doing the right thing. I've never go out of my way to avoid someone like this, except for a girl. After I break up with them, I have no desire to hang out with them anymore. It's not that big of a deal. It's not

the work friend you hang out with, but then one of you gets a differ. Job and to stop hang out. I do feel bad, though, because he has had a hard life is the classic gig? I grew up in Texas and was harassed and his hated by his dad it's but it's not my problem. I listen to his problems and try to give advice on life. We need to be a good friend, but after hold truckers incident want to do that anymore. Thanks for the help, what a lovely, nay, ever greater, yet not de jure, the Fucking Piano perfectly you never a jerk to the guy. You told them exactly how you feel that the end of the day you had respect for yourself. Your own boundaries, which she didn't sell, fuck off. You know that Did you make your own teachable lesson extremism My friend, you don't just be a friend. Don't get high. Gorner was dropping, try to overcome the spray straightforward german folk bill, though

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days ago I was stretching in the Jim with the girl I was dating. She picked up or phone from a bench. Looked at the screen and said died screen, is so dirty and then proceeded to use your tongue till the phone screen and wiped off with her sleeve what tough work. She just when you thought getting high, would you gave friend, and that goes for your dick and your truck was the fucking. Weird is almost uncomfortable thing: you're gonna Jesus. Goes I dry heaved and she mad at me, claiming that she was a medical student and done things like that doing things that was good, for for my immune system for many students, always gotta tell you they are students. I couldn't get over it. I had to get away from her

Now it's in my psyche that maybe I am a german folk, when I use an atm a debit card pin tat, I always have to wash my hands touching. Things grosses me. I am I a germ of phone PS. How many hands? Do you shake a day now? Do your girlfriend is? student but she's also gross that's fucking disgusting, that's fucking disgusting period Ok, that's so many other ways where you can accept just going to the fucking Jim is enough. Your immune system up it only the lackey of phone. You fuckin pig disgusting, that's fucking gross aright and story now you're, not a german thorbjorn, intelligent human being? That's Does the where I don't like touching those fucking things? Why the airport I gotta go. You gotta get on that little shuttle busting and they like hold on before the fucking then starts. I always pull down the sleeve of my jacket,

hold onto it like the idea. I dont need legal matter in mucus Jews and God knows what else is fuckin on that day are grouse. You not a germ afore, I am acting as do I shake a day. I don't know sometimes zero Sometimes I do wish. I don't. I don't fucking know I know, but I go and I wash my hands afterwards and I will touch my face after I do it because I'm afraid I'm gonna get pink guy but I dont shake a lotta heads, but say people love coming out of the bathroom and then we ll guy and shaking hands. I really got it in the moment. Get better be elected, not this came. You must give me the elbow dude you just came out of the bathroom. I don't know you You couldn't wash your hands, I want to know you like that dilemma pay bills

while it may be a long time ago I worked the Improvin Dallas and I pissed off this fuckin or I think I'm pissed off older, Texan guy or be this is weird idea of humor. He came up and shook my hand right at the end of the show, as aim at come around. He just goes Argius paid. I was. I am not going to do anything with my hand. My hand is that you should have your gear and auditing fine, I'm not going to eat, This can shake a bunch other hands now Have you plea on it and then I'm gonna watch you my adds. It's gonna be! Ok! You don't owe me you don't think Got you just went in the bathroom, you know every idea. What's on your fuckin heads That's now on my hands, there were all filthy dilemma bill, so I'm in a bit of a tight situation means somebody's were plain to take on taking away shut down, Austin to attend a music festival. My ladies, grandma, is getting married the same week, the same weekends,

concert. Obviously I have to pick my lady Grandma is getting married. The same weakened as a concert obviously have to pick which event I'm going to attend your girlfriend grandma- is getting married when the fucking Grandma have her mother when she was like twelve Michael. There's no choice here? This is a dilemma. This is an obvious because my girl to completely up to me with no hard feelings attached, at least from her Fraid of upsetting her family. By not going to the wedding, fought the thought of the fuckin wedding. Look if you gonna marry this girl, you have to establish early that you're not going to every stupid fuckin function. You have to do that. Because when I should mention that my my girls grandma doesn't really care much for me, or so it seems she tells my girlfriend that she should

Splore options a bit while she still young, also and I also have not been form woman officially invited you at the end of for two years: it's not like I'm a new boyfriend or anything what Do I'd love to hear the lovely me is take as well she's around, unfortunately, she's, not around the fact that you go down with your friends and you go to the concert. You have a great fuckin time. Ok, and if this woman like you at the end of the day, she's gonna die soon so who gives a fuck? Ok gives a shit. Sally her mom doesn't like it, then that's a problem fishes. To be around again have kids and shit fuck it show up. There's gotta, be a big fuckin pain in the ass grandma gives a fuck. Explore. Options are still running around single wanna fuck and she just projecting around regretted that fuckin.

Oxen driver she married back in the nineteen twenty, whatever the fuck she did. You go to the concert. It's not a dilemma to go to the concert. To tell you girlfriend. So you know what I just said. I want to go to the council have a good time at the wedding and just fuck and leave it at that, and if she gives you a rough, I'm about it. Don't bring up the fact that your grand grandma doesn't like you would probably because then she's going to trying to fix it. Now you guys, you see to say more time together. Just I would just. I would rather go to the concert. Yes. I just leave it then she gives you a tunnel should just be like this in Europe. Five what'd you do. Somebody you also plans to go to a concert you chose to do that. I would give you a rough time about. I would you do what was going to make you happy or repression If you stand me the same courtesy

as you know I just gotta, you fuck itself, some sort out, don't don't don't have left or right, that's what I would do all right. Ok take. I did support cares for this week. Everybody everybody hacks. Thank you for listening. But they get everybody that you know. Come out to the shows this weekend, boxwoods the Europe. I have some people would put talking about. You know the ticket prices and everything I can control the people go on and by some these fuckin scalp and ticket things. You know the stuff up those are the fuckin world, so I gotta figure something out there. I know Louis UK does something where he sells tickets, You know on his own website, but my thing like war, then how do you stopped for just going to your website and buying up a budget tickets and instead in the fucking, right through the roof like I do, is I want you guys get fucked over

I can tell you that if you do go when you do pay through the nose, they won't be anybody screaming in reality. Shooting for can t shirts at you. I do my dick and shed jobs right. Ok, that's a pocket! oh fuck, yourselves and I'll check on Thursday.