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Monday Morning Podcast 2-25-19

2019-02-25
Bill rambles about the legacy of Brody Stevens, the American dream, and taking it easy.

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hey what's goin on its bill burn it's time for the monday morning podcast remind gay fairly where we twenty fifth two thousand and nineteen what's goin on i'm recording this in new york city right before again on a plane the gulf lie to london do my little run through the uk take my space then come home and i the one share those shit taping this sunday twenty fourth tough day deaf tough day they haven't this memorial for raw stephen brodie stevens needed to carmody storing fortune i'm in new york and i can't be there and crushed it can't be there the sale of things i would have liked to have said which really
the strange thing about when somebody dies you ever noticed when somebody dies than you somehow immediately no emotionally exactly what you wish to have you would have said to the person it's really by a kind of get it because that's a heavy thing to do to somebody like what would i say to this person if i knew they were gonna die tomorrow if you just fuckin hit them with that whether sit near eaten a fuckin cobb salad look if you like but you hate try to keep it lady kay i just that fuckin guy my god that fuckin guy that guy made me laugh like i don't even want to describe the war and it was the white like nobody ever made me laugh that hard the way he made me laugh it was completely one hundred percent jesse unique unique unique sense of humour just really you know it's funny is i've been ivan too
can all of these comics about him over the last couple the days were all like quoting his jokes and like if you dont know brody it it's it's kind of i have to know be familiar with this act on this because it was his fucking cadence half the time like so good example amendments almost down the calmly store we were in the main room and i was with my wife nea brodie went on stage and i swear to god that king genius went on stage in for ten minutes to i've just dream apartment and now there was no set ups punch lines he was just describing in like this sort of i can't even it was like zero speak makes like this amazing comedic cadence i don't know i can't even remember what he said
many would just looking at each other and we're just dying laughing i guess it was like you know ceiling to floor windows stepping down into the living room and when he said that my wife literally almost fell out of her chair i know this won't symphony do a lot of you because you didn't norman i nobody can recreate what that the way the deck i did what he did but when he said stepping down to living room like i just put my head down on the table and was crying laughing at the same time also for the first time ever in my life noticing how much reverence and sets the right word that i held anybody any room you step down in into in an apartment is unbelievably classy and i had no idea that i thought that and i think the whole crowd
with me suddenly realised in that most moment that like we all felt that in it never expressed it and brodie they just expressed it in any acted stepping down any sort of crouched into the living room and just amazing you know and it was also to light problem behind all of them on the underneath was the sadness of of of like what he wanted and was gonna get it and all of that type of stuff that which is very reliable and i don't know man it's like i have a word with is a weird one where i'm really sad selfish we from myself but i'm not like at all i'm not the most spiritual guy but i just i feel like you know his days journey was like complete i guess you know that's how i have to look at it also becomes too said and when i really look at how we effect everybody in just a fuckin output
bring that was on twitter it out i too would have been that you know that he that he was trending on twitter for two days now it was just it was really that that part of it was like a cool thing too in and i used it i tried to sit down and watch that show but he did with zack elephant it is by the way shadowed zack for life his name that so brodie could do that show it's just too soon to sit there and watch and watch him struggle i just can't imagine having them mental illness were you just literally just walking around fighting your own brain in the way that he was able to do that and not last shouted other people and just be so kind and so sweet to everybody and yourself fucking funny man it's like it's really it's an end of an era
dad comedy store like this is really not gonna be there's not i do this note there was nobody before or after him that without was that was like guy and furthermore he truly pure sense was a was comics comic we're lot at times that gets thrown around this guy's a comic carmakers she's comics comic in its somebody that's also selling a lotta tickets it's almost like it means the comedian that made it but comedians still like that person dont reserve their success is sort of the way a comics comic of these i guess definition of it with a way i can see it but brody was he was he was a comics comic in that
was really for us like the weight staff people that manage comics and people who had watched that amount of comedy to us stand how you nicky was differently was and i love go on the internet now and all these people would just discovering i'm in some people get another there's a lot of people being like disguise it funny this guy socks i'm sure you guys acerbities gaza that makes feel even better i guess you don't get it you know could you not a fucking convening an end you just have like you know you're comedic ear is is tat two guys walk into a bar in the rabbi says like you're not gonna get this fuckin guy like you have to watch a lot of comedy to see how far this guy was i'm really gonna miss him in our man i remember when i was doing i was twelve the odd bore the eyeball tour and
i got on the crowd was fuckin in i was like a fuckin eight nine thousand people it is just as such a rush to beyond front in brodie was hosting crystal clear was goin on next i've always loved chris like you just was like he reminded me of like a boston comic were as far as like he could get up in front of early i get up front of a big crowd kill at a level that considering headline in the way i learned what it sounds like what killing sounded like he was doing so you know he was on his way out i've seen or do you wait you got there's gotta be fuckin amazing i asked amounts like you want me to take a picture why don't you ask him what have so he was walking out and i wanted to take a picture
chris right when he got to the microphone cause the lights were up and you can see how big the crowd was i thought of be a cool thing for him to have and retweet or whatever and i was just focused on chris right in brody's it done the fuckin intro and i didn't realize he was in framework because i was just looking to crystal trained framework and i like the picture and i was unaware that stephen did this you know with is based background here's a pitcher scarcely touched arizona arizona state and it was arizona state a mature and you don't you know that warm up the pictures do like when a b c spring training or for the game with their walking and they put their hand out like straight out in front of them unlike above their head and then they just kick their leg up with a toe their cleaner their toes hutches their hand i guess
to do that that was the first time ever saw do and when i click the the photo he was walking off stage doing there and he had literally kick it is that the apex almost touching his hand what is his head down a little bit ages i saw that and i just start edges it was just saw him i just started fucking laughing and impetus as a committee like why did he do that was was that for the crowd was that for him what was the point in the crowd as they're watching crystal clear walking stage and that in the peripheral they just see this guy walking off kicking is backing up there was there like a spring training fuckin pitcher and those in the great fruit league and for the rest of that fuckin tor you know when you know you get lonely on the road i would just look at that picture and i would just die laughing and so many people that i showed who work
stand up didn't understand why that they would just totally while that guy can kick has put up a higher whatever they didn't get it already wasn't hidden underwear was hidden me but i just i don't know man i don't know what else to say i just i just it's just it's really obviously really sad but he's just was the guide touch me by what he did i have this weird sort of i don't know i can't definitely really really sad but it's not that same kind of sadness site and i'm not the most spiritual guy but if this if there's anything he's there you know after this clause i don't know i never heard anybody say one bad fuckin word about that goes i was such a night annie spock unawares and all that so anyways there goes another one so i don't know i guess they would get
frustrated i mean the whole fucking his whole thing is just like his whole life was in austria winning movie is far the way he battled like what he battles and our positive estate and like i always wondered like what doubt what it was for him to have all like the best comic speed like do you like one of the funniest guys ever and then not getting that from the main stream in a while you know battle and all that others should remain in the internet bitter and not be a fuckin asshole issues unbelievable it really is so yes now they're like his life is complete like kind of looking back on it it was like it was weird there he was on his what's a grateful dead song it reminded me of that you know that live that song ripple
they say what the fuck was that lyrical me look this up here it says that there is a road no simple highway between the dawn in the dark and night and if you go no one may follow that path is meant for your steps along yes like if they ever do like a documentary which i'm sure they're going to like that should be that should be the town because i don't know i don't know if i'm saying this right but like what that guy did was just so fuckin unique in this does a loneliness to be in that fucking unique and the fact that i said that he didn't turn into fuckin asshole about it and was just so nice and supportive to everybody i don't know i dont measure up to that put it that way so
thank you too brodie stevens and all other stephen brodie stevens all those fuckin times you made me laugh and everybody else and i don't know i think for the rest of my life i'm gonna be gone you got it reaches it was good to say it i mean that have for my conversations i think i had with him sadly enough was just me imitating him it's so far i would just start talking talking came so anyways that's my two cents and there's a bunch of clips of em it's this major issue it definitely look em up i guess fuck you you go from their jesus christ you look this is be an old is now a major fucking every bike
the comic style more than other people cause i you know i have a whole list of everybody they die because i don't want to forget him and i'm up to like fucking thirty two comedians all guys to everything one of that's a father bitching that women are doing instead of police she's still alive you can still do sets ah i was actually talking arose and we were just and we would tell him stephen brodie stevens fuckin stories it's the weirdest thing like dawn on this because all these people that have died as always been like a sadness supply of lyon with everybody i've talked to above bro it's like you end up flying laughing telling stories rather than crying crying you know we're trying to remember
he's another guy you should look up as far as like just fuckin hilarious who died is a comic rashid thermit th u r m o n d and he died right when i went to eleanor member young guy to thirty six thirty seven years old it was another another great want so any where the fuck do you go from there i ve been my set here in new york city new york city one of the most carrying comedy proud you gotta be in front of jesus christ so i feel like a three year comic when i perform in new york city now i don't know what the fuck is going on part of its me because of these the overly sensitive fuckin bullshit that's going on it's forcing me to go
in the other direction you know too just it's just that stuff you know it's the balance of the universe it's like if if you're gonna fuck it try to push me in this action i'm gonna fuckin go and the other one leg of you you back off the number could be as much of an asshole on stage where you gonna be fuckin sidney i get my grill every time i fuckin say something it's good could you make should go hopefully even further in the other direction has promised to tell me they go and stage out here and in other comedians unfairly just a regular crowd it's not a benefit like get if you d want to cancer benefit they go hey distorted cancer jokes i get there but it's just a comedy showed the go don't talk about this don't talk about them don't i visited these fuckin these p we are going to undo everything that lenny carlin and prior guess what a jail
they went to jail so you know beak and because they did that believe it or not a lot of female comic centre on stage now talking about the fucking vaginas for forty five minutes you wouldn't be able to do that if it wasn't for them and now it becoming this fuckin thing where i don't i don't know what'll i really justice and baffled in every time click ok we're going to come out of this ridiculously childish stand up where where everybody is acting like comedians of all the sudden presenting legislation that is be turned in the law other than its just up there's somebody just just being an idiot i don't know i was doing this some fucking i'm not going to say the club or to the club and like i was making on a white women how they act like that pressed you remain with a really just sitting in the jacuzzi with me you know
get to sidestep their white privilege because they were allowed to vote ninety years ago europe so i'll just go the right to vote ninety years ago one of the four hundred years ago obviously just being a dick and this white woman in the crowd just as i just guess yeah just like the right i like that that's all you got to say what i have to say it she's really patting yourself on the back for brave she wasn't was fucking two areas whose dislike the complete lie of passion inspire the she protest at what i said just it just really shows like how unaffected you are but by by whatever the fuck it is your complaining about you don't owe me truly oppressed but one day heck when you say you cross the line when they fuckin haeckel you you feel like i'll fuck
too far it isn't u dont sag osage sound like she was down the bottom of a well so ways i was not bringing these stephen brodie stevens positive vibes too that show i was being a bit of a dick so what about attic i was take my fifty percent of europe so anyway i don't want to london today let's look up world friend it's gonna be i don't have enough i think i started liverpool which are very excited about she loves you again liverpool right that's where the four fuckin margaret cancer from the beatles let's see here it's gonna my website bill dot com everybody if you falling along in your programme dilbert dot com
i'm going to be yes i'll be in liverpool i would you look at that not till the twenty six so i actually get an extra day here i fly today twenty fourth by the time i land will be the twenty fifth it gives me a chance to fuck it show up on there for two days rumour has it most sellers come into the show kitty early fell out following fuckin soccer i tried i fucking tried jim brewer has the money is fuckin bit about americans trying to get into soccer go what's before you should try to get into it you buy the jersey images imitating flop and all over the place but i will say this i do really really enjoyed a sport now and i do see the beauty in the scale and all that shit now like you know i'm not one percent the stupid yegg making fun of the world's most popular sport
and it is in all faking as i saw most salah couple times on a break away that's what they call the hockey i don't know what the fuck they call it and in your football over there but like is still in the clear in this gauges runs up behind images sticks his leg out dragged his clique down the back of his fuckin calf but what was because he was on the breakaway most shook it often and kick the checks in the net if he was anywhere else he would collapse in the field you got shot although you know having said all that i want somebody do that to me so it's not all that is not all faking so in liverpool and twenty six and twenty seventh twenty some in glasgow and the twenty ninth them off and then the first and second i'm in birmingham and then manchester legendary manchester
then went out and then i have two days off what the fuck that i get today's often a night i'm real royal elbow hall on the fourth and fifth taking my next stand of special and dumb you know what i was watching all these clips stephen brodie stevens and i came across i want to his instagram and all of us i was watching not enough somehow i look coming across this quote that zack elephant bacchus had then i'm really good take to heart because i've been just work in my fuckin ass off it was simply saying you know don't feel like you have to be you know work and all the fuckin time or i can paraphrase he said it perfectly of course but i kind of took it the hard like you know i would if i just fucking chilled out for a couple of weeks
i got that german irish thing where you just go into one day you fucking like oh what's that pain in my chest and then you just false forward into your fuckin mushy peas and then that's it no i'm going to try to i would try be around for the matter to how long i could do it because there is a part of me that goes fucking nuts after four days of not to stand up for i'm gonna go a little bit easy here over the next for months rather than just run out because what i used to do as i immediately i'll take like today's i tried to a special that i really needed to get right back to the club and i try to get going again i think this time what i'm gonna do is actually take a little bit of time not for doing stand up and in rather just trying to force a new our i'll go live a life that sort of rights the next hour hopefully hopefully that will happen no what you guys later on this year in a row of my special
i'm sorry i just saw him it's like half the save jokes spoken freckled catch sucks our right to these twenty three minutes i don't have the advertising reads yet so i'm finished one tomorrow when i'm overseas once again i'm absolutely heartbroken that such a special person like stephen is no longer with us but i am like so spired by the life that he lived and so peat to have known i'm only a little bit is this little as i know one that i actually got to see him and i don't know man it's i don't want the weirdest feeling i've ever had after somebody had known that died words just like he just there is even a attica happiness i have
i am in order was i think as i just looked at his life installed fact that he had on people and you know we're just gonna think like yeah man he got it he got it was a year to such an unbelievably positive positive force and the lesson i learned when patrice died is that you know you don't own these people they just gifts that you get an get to decide when they go and that sort of thing the crucial thing that you continue to learn but looking at his body work you know i know personally i will try to be a little bit less of a country try to live up to the high standards that he set the right ok that i'll read some advertising here from in and with the magic of editing this will only be a half a second delay ok through the magic
everything i am now in liverpool england that away took up a second through the wonderful world of editing jesus christ sermon liverpool now the drivers go you know you can oh see where the beatles spoken did all their first shows which i really think that's gonna be like the cheers of liverpool he's gonna walk in there you re out there right over there where the weather not right now that's where they were i don't know i'm just don't ever showed tonight so i'm just sitting here trying to figure out the goddamn heating system here which i can't figure out how to turn in on a prison
we spoke in button and you know i brought a fuckin adapter and whenever i bring a mixer i always blow out my fuckin mixer and global that plug didn't before i plugged into the mixture and i just heard the plug just goes like this like well i just tried that good thing even with the fuckin adapter i don't know how it happens it didn't fry my computer but my computer has three prompts the mixer only has to what the problem is somewhere in there was it not grounded wizard too much of a surge any electricians that can help me out i have no fucking idea but anyway such continue let me read a little le advertising here stamps dot com no one really has time to go to the post office something a fat person making excuses where they can go to the gym you're busy got time for all that traffic parking lugging all your mail and packages it's a real
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i don't know what i don't i don't get it i don't get it i was up there making fun of women in the woman in the crowd white woman of course this goes back right so i just started making fun of her and she just goes what i had to do it here like what she did was unbelievable and brave and all of that type of shit and it's just like you know if you just heard it it's just like spoken white women were acting like the repressed it's like your white ok that's my job as a year and in the djibouti with me stop this stop it this would lock in whining all the fuckin time like like you really this oppressed minority euro is you can tell how she was by the level of passion she had when she was yelling she's by a fact
i had no passion no fire no pain whatever i'm in all its doors just cause me to say more ignorant shit that i wouldn't be saved if they weren't fuck and act in that way so just heads it's just a really weird and also means she wrote me a letter said time what the caroline shop which mean that had a good time i'll buy means was it a smooth show said hey o billy thanks for coming out and putting on a great show it carolines you are absent we hilarious i was the pakistan after agree with you the crowd wasn't typical new york are born and raised you are going noticed a ton of what i'm sure we're hipster transplant i dont think that just yet people now and i just think it's a product of being honest social media unseen everybody getting in trouble and maybe that's what it is because of mobility we want to show in this guy was likely nothing but he wouldn't look
any was almost like looking down and then looking across it his friend like like he wanted the laugh but he was afraid to our own strength said he was a couple of people even kept looking over at me for land so much just want you to know that us natives and long term new yorkers really appreciated and thoroughly enjoyed you show i hope you'll want to put off because i look forward to seeing you perform here again soon oh yeah i mean i'm not gonna fuckin could come in new york i just i'm having a difficult time trying to figure out what actually it is that i'm too i feel like a three or comic when i go to new york and enough but it is what it is this dictated by the young not the old so they are setting the tone and i guess i have to figure out how to adjust to it all went all robert craft robert craft get all this shit for i don't know what do you know the man simply was try
the biased strip mall any just one over there and he was checking out some of the stores what is the problem i think such valuable that's just because his famous i was talking this car because they tell me buster robin turkey goes you trying to get the people run it you don't get the jobs you just scare him and you let him go but all the studies a famous guys and i was just like this big deal you know everybody just like why if you rob crap do you to go to a robin talk and i would say that's because that's how annoying it is
to have a woman in your life you can just get what you want without all the fucking bitch modern uncomplaining brow i don't know why you what if the data me it's all fuckin allegedly anywheres you know it did happen florida so i mean we ve been beaten up and the dolphins for so long i'm sure that's why they didn't fuck and let him go by its great that it happens because it gives people you know who hate past and because they want all these fuckin championships my favorite things may so vital to the chip initiatives that they ve won and like people bring up like the eagles or the giants that is just like to add that they were section three mediocrity win all hope i will take those three lost all day long to win six superboss all day long
oh they'll i'll take the eighty six year fuckin curse of the bay to come back down three games to none and into what they were doing two minutes like its yet that's the pain that makes a great so anyways any way to say a properly let me read a few more these sparky ass might be a little bit short goes up beyond jet lag gonna show them open like wide awake ass i came here i couldn't sleep on the plane i watch two movies that i really enjoyed i watched white boy rick i oughta give a shoutout
actually i'm imagine macartney is always great he's always great but the two people that played his kids why boy rick movie see here i just thought the acting was was superb and that movie really really good movie and then i also saw the figure out this i am debbie i also saw the freddy mercury movie bohemian rhapsody richie merit fucking killed it belle polly both of them were fuckin amazing really good movie where these are also airplane reviews but i still think it you know one of yearning herbal judah free land used always say that when you run a movie every fuckin movie is good but this
actually really good movies and i also saw the ep that bohemian ratsey bohemian rhapsody ensures the funniest part of that movie for me when i saw the original reviews of bohemian rhapsody it's how i feel about that song today i don't know just overplayed but that saw dries we up the wall i see little sillier whatsoever man now to have now are my mammy mom a bit like oh my god i guess you could say jesus christ about a pocket through line of thought here but i really like the i like that movie forearm and i was
in the air amidst all the all the asker stuff but i thought it was hilarious did spitefully was upset it's just funding to meet when adults get mad that they don't wanna fuck and trophy you know what what are you give a shit didn't you see how they treated martin scorsese you how long did he have to wait before he fuckin before did forget what we finally get best directly when they finally gave it form there it wasn't even is best one it should have been for the other what that's like that's what's going to happen to you you know they fought denzil on hurricane and then give him for the four that fucking gig com a god i'll be there always like a movie or too late
you know i don't know why why why would you waste your time getting that fuckin upset i did like that he was dressed like princess grandfather anyway anyway i am most of those other movies i'd i didn't see i didn't say so what what what are you gonna do i write the next thing i got here somebody course given these ship for saint i felt bad for justice smollett i just as bad as far as like oh my god he's gotta fill the biggest fuckin asshole ever in this gave course gets all passionate about it because why would you get passionate about the core
operations that dictate our foreign policy and of literally bankrupted this country when you can get mad at an actor that got one hundred percent busted for what he did and nobody get hurt other than him you ve totally destroyed histories that you feel safe the head you hope whose care we re beds the guy who is willing to let two innocent people write in jail i don't think they were gonna get caught considering he was acting like it was to white people i think we're supposed to happen was able to post a sort of semi beat him up he was forced to blame and on four raw white people like the two guys are dead is that what you say the guy was trying to even more racial division and anger in this country he didn't increase or decrease it it wouldn't have it it just what has just been another fuckin story that lasted three days it is where it is
and will remain that way into people grow the fuck up the guy terrorized is co workers by sending fake hate mail with mysterious white power powder in it to his place of work polio had already arouse bird right maybe i was wrong about that i thought it be more of a unique take other than to set you just said what everybody else said congratulations sir i still feel sorry for you who does not have an original falcons i gateway to everybody else thinks all that's entertaining modified did that i could just be that big headed fuckin lady whose at lady does that showed she turns ahead of the side like jim rome you know she gets all mad about cases about people who you ve been just horrific things have happened to them but if horrific things didn't happen to them then she wouldn't have a mansion so the whole shows kind of weird thing to watch their minds
be her she looks like that though the cousin of that woman who had the slave themed wedding who used to do the cooking showing on the fucking food never whenever a fuckin amos jesus you guys think i'm in a bad mood watch that person shall always with a scowl on their face she looks like that fuckin monster who the fuck is it the bugs buddy you know monsters have such interesting lace or whatever you say bucks body was doing things here they know i'm fuckin monster right anyway sorry this is all jet like fuckin horseshit the fuck am i talking about here yeah anytime i see somebody just completely fucked their life up on some level human being the human being i just i just feel bad guy what did you do
you know i don t doubt it and think fish and i definitely think they should be punished i don't know i always look at the local do that fucking birdie made off guy i just can't imagine just say i guess i'm looking at it like the pursuit actually has empathy for other people maybe they don't i'm putting myself in that situation where are we going like guys just every day everybody smile and you're the gray spill those who make me all this money i got really thank you not to say that i have been a p the ship my life where maybe that's what it is because i bet a piece of shit so excuse me for fucking not bad for an actor who made it in a spot the whole thing up that is going to be the most bizarre way ever to try and get a raise but i still think that that's why he was doing i think he had like some sort of victim fantasy or something like that i think was more that i don't think that that's how you get a raise in it
i now see if he really thinks that that's the way it was there was a way to get a raise like there was the whole fuckin thing was so crazy i feel like there's something about him that he's not all there and i just make fun of somebody that has some sort of mental issue or he's like the world's dumbest criminal maybe that's why this i don't know but you know what sir i will try to pull my head out of my ass in and have your thoughts which is what everybody else thinks and that'll be entertaining podcast welcome to what everybody else thinks i'm your host billboard the new green deal so did you get this meant that the first mammal went extinct due to work human induced global warming did you have that level of passion for it all right the new green deal yo billy planet posts i mean to saving the environment and i've been abstaining from plastic bags and strong
in buying the new iphone every year for most of my life but i'm starting to question the narrative of certain things ok you talked about a yo see what that is the young congresswoman with big ambitions wasn't sure if you heard this but in the new green deal she's pausing there was a line item supporting those who were not able to work in those who are not willing granted this is likely to happen i think it's insane just suggested
someone should get a cheque for sitting around on their ass my question is if the u s government decided to do this in civil war was pending would you leave the country are refused to pay taxes jesus christ do that that you weren't fuckin vertical on that last night i made the u s government decided to do what the fuck what could i do about it i mean i i guess i would essentially worked for free i don't know what it's what's killing me is is we we have the money to not with all the money that we pay in taxes if we would get out of these fucking wars
which are going nowhere and adjust bankrupted us and made a very few amount of people in this country super fucking rich you wouldn't have to dent in india this person is now coming along and going after people then she's not she's gonna be able to get all of the super rich people do not have their money in this country i saw this fascinating thing i talked about this before howley they d get it out of the country you know their corporation set up a phoney cooperation in one spoken islands in all the money goes there and then there are an employee of their cooperation and then they set up another corporation in a different ireland different company and then that debt corporation bills
first one and then there's another one in another country and that one bills this one they just keep moving all of the money throughout these islands all these depict key as is its different countries so with each country the irs i guess the amount of red tape they have to go through and at each stop the corporation aircrew corporation he's off somebody locally so does cost them money to do that but not nearly is much is what they would pay in the united states and then when i get so like the seventh and eighth back in place that corporation then gives the person in the united states it doesn't want pay taxes gives them alone gives him the money back the form of alone which is in taxable and then they just never
back in the in the corporation quote forgives alone so the taxes that that person paid was paying off people in each one of those countries before it came back which is very sophisticated and i don't know that's how they fuck i don't know this woman is not going to get those people what she's gonna do is get like i said state comedians that are suddenly selling tickets she's gonna get kids out of college dead you know created movement watches or started an app she's gonna basically be going after and taxing the shit out of what makes this kind
three great the fact that you can come from nothing and you can get to that the absolute heights you know depending on how hard work your idea in your luck anyone can make it she's gonna be going after that in completely ignoring these corporations that of bankrupted this fuckin country polluted the fucking drinking water turned up are our food supply in the poison had made money millions and billions of dollars in pharmaceutical the pharmaceutical industry and in which all these people overdosing and always families that depart engineering i could watch arenas pocket people she's gonna get someone like me who is just a fuckin individual that's it you saw what happened when trump tried to pull the troops
syria you saw how both fuckin democrats and republicans oil they would that's where their bread is buttered by keeping those corporations making all that money on that fuckin war on those balkan wars and then when they are done they then get to go around and gives speeches and that's how they wash their fuckin bribe money and you watch this woman for all these big ideas she has she's gonna come out the other side she's gonna be a multi multi multi multi fuckin millionaire she's gonna have a fuckin book deal she's gonna be on tv she's gonna go on the talk show circuit and everybody's going to just sit there and talk about what of buccaneers
patient she is at the beginning it is it's just it's all bullshit and meanwhile you know anybody who fuckin when i had the balls to go after dream and sleep on a full time till they were like thirty eight started making somebody is gonna be paints seventy percent taxes i guess that that's that's the solution to it i don't know i don't seem like you know i know a lot of working people that if you just gave him a check every month would just sitting there fuck and asked him play video games just because this changing technology you have two fuckin joint learn how to fuckin fix a robots acl or some shit you don't owe me it's like i'm sure there's a bunch of economies out there right now if you're smart you start to learn how to fix a an electric vehicle rather than sticking with
ass combustion engines kind of trying to keep yourself ahead of the fucking game it's what you have to do you got a fucking to just right i don't think the solution is to turn around you know if i was one in shit too to take more than fifty percent income tax off of anybody regardless of whether for how much money they're making should be fuckin criminal there's no way the person who did the job should make less money than the person taxing you i don't know that's just my my fucking opinion what the hell do i know i imagine someone tell me to take my hat off my asked but i would imagine if we
you know converted to fuck and solar power and in electric cars in all that we would take a massive massive bite out of the middle east in all of those people that fund these fuckin terrorist groups and two things they wouldn't have the money to be any sort of a threat to us we wouldn't be fuckin over there and eventually they would just go back to fighting each other the same way they fuckin dead end in europe when russia pulled out they went right back to pick it up their fight they were like where were we and he went right back to fuckin killing each other so i don't know i know i'm over simplifying all this shit but i would think because with their biggest customer then if we pulled out there that would massively hurt any sort of terrorist groups ability to train in go after us you know at the factory
guys asked me such deep questions you know i don't fucking read the paper right longtime ozzy lady listener good day bell long time less now hear from method australia who would love to hear you your take on my situation well did you really have to listen my bed aussi ozzy accent there i'm in the second half of my twenties out here we call that you're late twice i work in a tv job i love i'm independent have great friends and in a hobby slash personal interests to keep me busy and undertake in everyday life i've been told i'm a catch but it ain't all rainbows in sunshine
not only am i single but by my cynicism by my citizen has become so powerful that its compromising my ability to date or trust that you want to say but my cynicism bit of a background here years ago was in a long term relationship with ended in heart ached for me and since then i've been through a sequence of disappointing dating experiences which has left me more lonely and unlovable each time people have named me good luck shocked because whenever i get involved if anybody they settled down with the next person they come across i fear becoming an angry person men seem to think a more of a good time than along the long time or a good answer for boredom i also need seem to attract men in relationships or worse married but how can i become less of a cynic the reality is that some people just don't end up finding someone will not with that attitude they go through life falling in love allow
we are not at all my mother has has been single for ten years and does it intend on changing that do you think some people are meant to be alone was there ever a point in your life where you thought you'd end up alone cheers and go fuck yourself absolutely i did and i went through the same shit that you're going through and i had a women i dated than i've fucked it up and then they would go on the next guy they marry a beer had an app and a couple of times and then i data that went for a while that women were cycles and then i just realized that what i was doing was i kept going after roughly the same kind of person i kept fish in the same poison pon if you will i think you just need to get a little therapy
and become a little more positive and obviously if somebody's marriage in a relationship you shouldn't you know i think that should we wanted first spoken questions and there has to be something that you are doing and i am saying this is as as away as a positive thing that if that's what you're attracting there has to be something that you're doing he did that that can only happen so many times before you gotta be figuring out what the fuck am i doing that's what i did was signed
women while disliking early work achieved cycles and after a while when she date like the third fourth fit one in a row you like i what am i doing i'm deliberately going after these people cause i'm afraid to commit and then when they break up with me there's no fuckin heartache because the right of their fuckin money so i think some people were meant to be alone but it doesn't sound like you are if you were meant to be alone you'd be way more ok with it then you are and this doesn't just seem like you're looking at the herd in its making you question yourself you sound like you want to find love so what i would do is take some of your tv money and i would get a good therapist and i will do some work on yourself and
sufficient in a different part about that did i ever simplify what was going on i probably did anyways anyway i'm sure you ve seen anyways i think it's one of one of my charms that i don't i don't have command of my own language are right that is the that is the part gestures we get back and deep on this one her passing stephen brodie stevens my how to solve the fuckin middle east problem the audacity to be doing that i don't know what else louis keith robinson just taxis like her looks like robber craft won't be going to the way
how's this year yeah i guess so go cry with his six what could trophies not to mention that i dont as is the utter i've never had this experience before that my teams the team that wins everything it was it always is fucking petty that's all they do is come up with petty shit she will be like in the dead dead that's like ok i guess we'll just have to fucking cry on more trophies move or maybe they're not taken the team away who gives a shit not only that its work in its donald trump he was proud he was probably the driver and the getaway car from the rubble tug did you grab him by the policies anyways anyway that is that is the podcast congrats
relations to everybody out there that won the shiny things my condolences for those who didn't i hope people who watch movies and work ended by them could somehow move past it find a reason to get up in the morning tomorrow people so as a fucking toward shall i mean that their don't don't they fuck it up in your business to tap salesman and everybody sidney's fuck and guide them brown so he's bang in the fucking bosses dietaries get married to a that's why plaque in wanting in there always that shit there's always gonna be achieved quickly a fuckin cryin so what's what a fucking great country this is you know it's such a great
country people complain about the movies i didn't like the way it made people with red shirts look while this fuckin polar bears fuckin drowning at another flat screen to you fuckin tv seek you fuckin tv rumsey can fuck and watch the oscars and cry about i'm off my fuckin soapbox here we go i'm in the bubble everybody i am in the bubbles this time next week was monday we do my first taping and then the next day i ll do my next taping in there now we will be putting this hour in thirty minutes to fucking bed
i can't wait a very excited i miss my daughter in wife terribly and i'm really gonna take it easy the sheer i really am i'm talking to my agent and will be the california kid i'm doing gigs out the falcon kelly and stay in the southwest i went to life i can't fly southwest the gig in under fifty minutes i'm not fucking do it and i'm just gonna fuck a chill i can act and get this summer then bring in my wife and kid along too and i'm just gonna live some life and let this thing come together i got my wife's sent me this video my kids sing and now the abc and i do this thing i don't i favour a primary torture the ship so fuckin jet like but i do this thing the wasting the abc i got a b c d
gee pay a jig take elemental pregnant boxer up and down she just laughs and all that stuff so now she can do the abc s and she throws the haze in their she's a jew s head you ve had a curious fucking thing over then it's all that matters and life then you fuck and put on the tv you watch adults fuckin whining considering it star there forehead who gives a fuck you're making movies you're a millionaire your bag and beautiful women yet are what the fuck elsie i need i wanted a day i'd like to buy me a can only have two people
we'll try to escape bucket sandwich boy who wouldn't get a trophy i will never get i'll never fucking understand but then again i do watch sports and i get excited that my team wins trophies and i have already spoken trash keith robinson and is sorry ass fuckin cowboys who the patriots just passed for more superbowl titles we one more suitable titles where money saving we want more superbowl titles and the last two decades than the cowboys have one in their entire fuckin history tom brady has more rings than all the data cowboy quarterbacks combined out do i have some ammo and i have to take advantage of it now because i know when tom leaves and bilbil check retires you know i have faith unlike the fuckin but ass a white robert craft simply trying to buy a strip mall and check it out the stores that fuckin guy
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and i will talk to you i'll check in on you in a couple of days i don't know where i'm going to be but i got liverpool the next couple of the next couple and nights very excited we have never been here and as much as i would make a final or that beetle shit on definite gonna go look at it you know i gotta go i'm not gonna go to the club where they fuck it started course i'm gonna go out of my kind of family go i'll fuckin houses roy is way ringo we sleep and was it had a factor y know that austria
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