Bill rambles about Eagles historic win, man titted c-notes, and F1.
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hey what's goin on stillborn is time for the monday morning podcast from my day
february fifth
two thousand and eighty what's go and how are you doing
i'm actually do pretty good after a super bowl loss congratulations
to the philadelphia eagles winning their first super
she appeared to be the first one
once the best one
if my team had lost i would have gone online or something like that just to watch grown men crying in philadelphia over
sports which is one of my favorite things ever
my room where the patriots when their first one i was actually at the game having
previously to when we lost a fuckin breadth meter
golf its helm and ran down the field
but his age and cried on their play we're gonna make so much body look
we saw adorable
we see the picture but dick lately now
i just remember when we
feel goal and we want and are gonna say we by the way people go oh you know the field yeah well i get shit when my team loses all right
ever you t winds people you weren't playing but
your team loses another guy you guys you guys loss social
dick
we lost yesterday anyways
i'm gonna kick to feel go to win the fuckin think anybody really tackled each other i got up there was
guy just stare there's just stand it like tears in his eyes he was gonna fuckin start crying and my eyes met his and he was looking at me it's the weird to this day it's the weirdest moment that i've had with another mail
i could see we're out of pocket funeral jesus christ
men the fuck up
and i also remember if i was in philadelphia i would want to hear from that guy what am i
favorite things this year in the football season was when
carson once went down and that eagles fan called in the radio station and start a break
outcry into the point he freaked out the radio host he can
the eu is a sort of complain that besides it's like everyone does anyone know where i can radios is going right buddy buddy you cry
this is great it was just fuckin grades i would love to hear that guy's follow up costs
i'll be cry and even more so
i really wish
i finally saw the eagles win the superbowl that they they weren't
my team so i could have enjoyed it more because that is something at least
his friend i really enjoyed cause it's only two
fan basis that i just worse wish eternal misery on and nets
yankees because i have to
the same way they do with red sox france and the montreal canadians other than that in our view i added i would never wish that you know
they never got to feel a championship so congratulations to you guys are right now
having said that
the dead dawn henley song in my head
this whole morning just thinking about the game preserves always that fuckin devastating shock when your team losers
the song i woke up here today for whatever reason was don hamleys last worthless evening
walking around the kitchen i was just sing and that was the worst
indeed fence
that i've ever seen too that we see
you know it was an exciting game
if you really look at it that way
arguably the ugliest fuckin superbowl i've ever seen it was
both teams were in a fucking prevent defence
entire gave that was
working superbowl people there was two punts
entire game and no sacks unless
called the call count the brady fumble which i don't know how that works it is
after ball out and then you tackle the quarterback it that's considered a sec
i heard them kind of alluding saying this is the first second a game i was at a super bowl party which are usually don't do but i got a kid now
and i went actually going on in good times bunches run around thrown balls and all that stuff
i was being the lunatic sitting in the other room by myself trying to watch the gable whatever but anyways the us greatly
i want a kid you don't watching have time show our butter the stroller go for a walk
i don't know who played they have to
i just kept walking by the front door and a cap hearing music and when the music ended i came back in and somebody goes he great timing great timing is again here i've watched a few of these
much too good forty other
i've never seen like
reference was so
king bad and that game it was literally like how did either one of these teams even make it here
now it was the weird match up alive
i mean i don't know anything about the fucking eagles consumer thought that
controls guy was still point
did call it with the run again i just did knows that fucking do that from the dolphins whatever right but i knew that that was gonna be a problem there
i don't know what the fuck happened to the eagles but i will tell you that new england patriots the
this season
where i went like oh boy now jesus we went in issues when we played the pittsburgh steelers
and we went down we went down and we scored
fucking game was over there wasn't
time left either with big ben and then we gave up a ninety yards screen pass
and the only reason why we won the game was because
that's stupid fucking is it a catch is a catch that when he catches the ball here
he turns and start running with the ball at will
dont know if he has possession as he possesses the ball and reaches over the fuckin goal on the mai
number one thing i want them to fix in football
is that fucking rule
i dont remember there really being a huge is it a catch isn't it a cat
controversy before they fucked
that rule so every once in a while you know you try to make the game less
controversial and you
dumb shit like that or even the
talk rules the members fuckin stupid that was a fumble it's just stoop
why he tapped it in
but i don't know the rule book the way they do it it's fuckin domino you rate of france who jumping up and down because a patriot france said that that was a fumble go watch
luckily roughing the past or call that you guys got back with us
a stable and re hamilton jump in the falconer that gave you a goddamn superboss ok so what
you take off your fuckin rocky horror picture show scary rate a costume and shove it up your ass our rights are still little upset the mighty must tackle fuck it
swedes who are about to become the most profitable fuckin franchise
in the modern ever fell era era of second they go to las vegas
you're gonna do so well in las vegas this is my prediction
i'm going to say the rams will eventually moved arena or
when the vat or some shit right so anyways
getting to the gate that was the ugliest fucking game collectively of tea
france i've ever seen in my
fucking life
remember seeing a punch in the whole game i haven't looked at
stats guanacos my team law so you know you you go on fuckin radio silence
i go on social media because not one eagle fan talked any fuckin shit
might my feed last sensitive issues like where we set before the gate
your green knees were fuckin shaken i think there was
two points no sacks
i guess separating the content is a sec ok
did you told me before the fucking gave started
cause i don't know what browser the eagles punted once in the fuckin
hatreds part towards you just told me you're not going to say
nick falls once
eagles are only going to pont once and you'll have
one turn over i'd be like a boy
this is gonna be ugly we're gonna get the livid checked out of us
if you told eagle on what the forty four capitally eagles difference
i thought they were going to kill us also teaches us pocketing looks like those giant team so they get their great front for they gotta
run a game they gonna fuckin
make brady move
we're gonna be frustrated and panting and all that shit and the negative the run again shown up the fuckin clock there was
a great gabe
and i know there's a bunch of patriot fans whining about that trick play who by the way chris college worth just couldn't get over that plague on they kept going back to others gotta ways
product wage awareness is like you mean the one the patriots just ran
five minutes ago
see that at least five times a fucking year in the nfl regular season it wasn't like this unique trick play and if you
college football you see it about forty times a year it's this standard fuckin place now
i guess illegal formation is if this in italy
six guys on the line and eagles
five in there was one guy can't hear back so
i don't know if you want to see that's illegal formation i'll take this with the defence played yesterday and they if they actually call that the eagles
score the next fucking point baby
one thing if we were actually stopping them i would actually look at that be like all wait a minute blah blah blah blah blah
my body said some funny goes you know the patriot scored on that and we actually won the game they were
calling it formation gate for the next three fucking years which is hilarious we probably would allow us to draft because of their play but there's no
fuckin way
on any level i would ever
dead victory away from the eagles they
a totally one the fuckin gave a right that in view of this
bad the difference was even on the last player that fucking game
they still lead to give the eagles fair basis fuckin heart attack when they bad at the ball all around me they like those i free patriots that had a shot at the balls
hanging in the air
just a really weird weird fucking game
but i can say this i am really happy for free
france and the city of philadelphia and i know that i will always be
what are connected to the city is if i fuck and ate them i don't i never
it was just i had a bad show i was in philly and i
after this shit that you loved but i really the only time i ever really hated of philadelphia
your team was when the sun
dixon sixers had the great rivalry but other than that you not to make were in the area of sea you're in the end of sea we were in the
items division you in the patrick's division actually used to like the flyers back in the eighties because i
fights and remember rooting for them i think they played edmonton i fear do they
late but they were gonna lose a game and out of nowhere run
extolled had an absolute shit fit and for whatever i've never seen a golly do this job
skated out of the crisis and started fighting somebody just
we sped down ran out skated origins
do i could become a fly i couldn't stay flyers fair because
they reminded me of how i was living my life was like what
this worked fuckin thirty years ago let me let me keep trying it every year they kept trying
did their way to the cop because it wanted because it one i'm a carpet seventy four seventy five and then they can
can you do it well into the two thousands
so anyway what else i made a couple a note here
i think that was it
that was it anyway but
one it doesn't hurt the way those giants once heart
one is just this
just kind of shocks but anyways congratulations that's fucking great snap philadelphia eagles in the last ten years the philadelphia tee with the city of philadelphia has one
world series
and they want to superboss and now they need the fliers
it seventy sections to win
which had a fuck that's gonna happen so daddy
so you got there my superbowl chatter once again congratulations
to the eagles feds europe paid
threads
here's the positive did you can take from it the tank
the one hundred percent over achieved this year
i do not have an item in the whole year having grown
can cost it brandon hooks cox i should say hooks branded cooks
essentially knocking himself out of the game i ve never seen anybody do something like that when he peeled back
i literally out what the fuck is he doing i've never seen a guy peel back with the ball and be looking the wrong way and get him
self knocked out of the game
like benny hill music play and what if i think he was so surprised he was that open he didn't know that
with the ideas on public park to himself
anyway it is easier as paid
translating it passes just be happy
you know every every time the patriots won the superbowl you know when you really think about it you don't
have you ever gotten a ring yourself
get a ring all
have to do is now go out and buy championship teacher and get us
corruption to sports illustrated so it's nice enough to avoid
experts
anyways so there you go
and now the worst feeling ever
this ban is your team losing the falcon superbowl
therefore policy
it was officially over no college no pro no canadian know nothin
whatever yet march madness coming up formula one starts next month or whatever
but anyway
relations the patriots are great season
and once again congratulations to these your superbowl champion philadelphia fuck
eagles man who would ever thought
middle school run the league so whose left we all know the cleveland browns
they certainly didn't take a step towards anyone one the sheer but you never enough show them
but your draft takes let's go rationally
patriots are receive one giants obviously want jets one superbowl three eagles have one
sport is one brave
so one washington is one
wanna panthers
two
tennessee tightened
ass to the rams are one of the great superboss wartime i never wanted to houston oilers they didn't want an
felt title i believe the first year
example jaguars never once it is these three teams that have never one
and the brown set for
bangles never one that's five lions never one that six thousands of wanting
bays one atlanta never one that's
how should the solidity and left
ones is one
right moving up
and then a soda never one bears of one
kansas city cheeks once more for cowboy
if one houston texas of never won at nine p m
because of one area
cardinals never one that's ten
san diego charges never want jesus crisis is really said about humming dynasty suspended football
the rams never one fuck
rate as a foreign forty nine is of one seattle
when a party mr team or to their so too
of teams have unwanted
twenty teams have
well i guess you know something if when the patriots we say
still have one six pages of one five forty
it is one five and cowboys if one five that's twenty one of the fifty two
superbowl right there spread out against with just for fuckin teams giants
for since twenty four
hackers have four that's twenty eight sets one
sixteen of want twenty eight of biogas economic sense
if there is really no shame at this point you know
having never want to fuck insuperable
considering like a lot of those teams i mentioned were expansion teams like the panthers texans fuckin jaguars
or i do you go another goddamn season out the window and i have to be honest with you
i am really fearful
tom brady going to be true
forty one here that it might be a long long time before we ever get back to another one
if we don't get back next year because i'll never forget you know
but he talks about their marino who
undeserving we gets all this shit for having never won the super bowl i mean the game
the past is coach by he never had a running gave you never had a defence is still do what he did was supposed to tackle people too and come up with the fucking game plan the man would literally throw for six thousand yards a season if the rules
ass coverage for the way they they are
that guy went to super bowl and second euro believe in nineteen eighty four not only did the dolphins
forget back during his career they ve never been backed period since
so that was thirty four fucking years ago
minos twenty three years old he's now fifty seven that's all
fucking nuts this is so and tell you right now would bring
bela check leave
the
i will be fifty years old if we go through what
dolphins go through
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flock an unbelievable
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economic as i always think ok this is the last time we get back
thank god we want this is the last time we get back i fuck we lost
last time i we lost again that we won we want again
now with fucking liar i don't know
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benny hill music player during that game can you give us
you're breakdown honey bunch what happened
pushing the microphone away you really want to talk about you so devastate that's cause you spoil because this i i i
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she's one years old they ve already been there twice
it all she knew was winning
sorry that you had to learn
ugly lesson oh my
they showed nick falls wife one more friggin time i get it
is it an unbelievable i guess i have to say as a redhead the way blind people get treated
what if she was a brunette maybe they would a pan passed her face to some fat eagles fin net cheese steak
are you going to say anything
it is thrown your hands as it were that i have had found a microphone here you say mama nothing nothing
nothing she speechless after that loss right there
a girl is mamma you say hi
you say hi body wave
who played they have time show yesterday
just a tumbler gusher i should watch us push
up and down the driveway
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even shorter quarterbacks wife that much sense kurt warner's
although she was a brunette so they go said theory right
they're stupid palm palm had on your in an indoor stadium i built on
better do shower i want congratulations to nick falls wife i was
given that the patriots went to kick the shit out of the eagles just so i could have seen the sports headline you know if nick false through like three deceptions able to said nick folded but it didn't happen
i formula one
so the question to the sukarno accurately but my show in reno
i want to thank everybody that came out arena even they do
they try to interrupt my show and have a u two bowman i
fucking love that city man i had such a great time i went up there and i worked my buddy rectilinear who
started out together
way back in boston
eighteen ninety two or thinking maybe started like a month before we try to figure out who started before but i was remembered cnn
gino seen a friendly
jesus christ we were ignored
for twenty six years
i've actually known him longer than the age we act when we met
each other so we do not just all the stories were coming up and when he brought me
be actually made a reference to this fucking hell gig that we did next com
stop we're right
started
i know those it's such a big deal to work at that
comedy clubs is just a legendary place was a house that you know steve sweeney don gavin and all those guys built
and we were both
yeah no name comics just pass being open makers
started hosting and like you
outside rooms like victorie rooms and all that and rhetoric from next called us
to do a private gig for next comedy stop i couldn't believe it i'm saying oh my god things are
we started to happen
give me that we have found out we know we work and we teach each other which should have been a red flag right they're doin
they called you too oh my god they
leaving us right that should have been
fuckin red flag right there because both of
should have been opening for somebody who knew what the fuck they were doing but instead we show up
was the fishermen's feast in the north end of boston which is the italian section or at least it was back in the day i don't know what what
what goes on there now everything the prices they just
whenever any city sort of like culture
it has been removed
which is why i like going to be so called b c and d level cities because
still that unique vied there
you go there and see stuff that you don't see in every other fuckin city
the same ten fuckin
a change in whatever everyone
walking around with their instagram look on their face you know
twenty was we shot to this gig its outside literally in the fucking streets
they tell a story last week i can't remember and it was like
fuck and banned on stage where
yeah i like a visa right in earlier times sickness singing and you really just see the field is great sense of family tradition
and culture and now you got these two pasty face do at least reckless half italian yourself up fuckin german irish just stand and they would my fuckin
fire engine red hair so
we are goes on nobody has any idea what like
fucking guy data now they gonna learn accommodative about the bad and people like what does what the fuck is this guy talking about and then delete goes onstage
i just smile through probably the biggest panic of his life
and i remember wanting to laugh at him but i couldn't because i knew i had to go on next so whatever he was feeling i was about to feel but at least
me was can be worse convened
before he went on stage he had fuckin hope like well maybe this will be good
but when i saw rico on stage i had confirmation that this was not going to be good
just remember him just fuckin interrupting
great fucking party
which is so many of the early stand up gigs just interrupting something that everyone was totally enjoying and they really don't need you and then they don't know that you're coming up there and then you go up there and i like what the fuck is this
i remember when i went on stage
bombing and just looking up and seen all these old italian ladys like hang out the window just looking down at us like like what
the fuck is this
afterwards i forget we probably walked out of it there's no subway stop
out of door cars
i don't even my morning it was great took to work with him but
i was in the middle of my set have a great time and i do this bit
make fun of the troops a little bit you don't mean
it's not even you know it's not even fuckin remotely it's like a fuckin hilarity bit that the first time i did it i did it at a vfw to make sure
that you know the way i was doing it i didn't say that
groups they were all fuckin dian laugh at me those guys that lost their legs over there in shit and they were still laugh and they loved the fuckin bit so i do the bit there
you know and i have moved on from the bed and at this point i'm making fun ices dollars suddenness this guy
after all we are from the back of the room but fortunately it
the chairs were like where he could
yet all the way up to the front
such yelling at me point at this stage got
father
we started see in front of his fucking you two moment you don't owe me
and i was like what show some respect for what
soon
those fucking things like that
other military is just so fuckin off limits now dead
portrait review of uses had to constantly be blowing the fuckin military that you gave and make fun of somebody in the navy who all it does is swap the fuck index is getting
standing ovation walk into the fuckin airport
that fucking put in front of so many troops evolve and funding for this
flock oh my god i went off on that guy
show so what are you sure some fuckin respecting loosened wait you're fat cunt
a fellow americans for every time you get the middle seed on a flight and you're fat
fuck man to spill into the other five so fuckin sick ice
fuckin sick if everybody beans
god damn fucking offended
comedy shows just making the whole moment about themselves
working mouth breeding ship jesus
fucking christ if you kid fuckin seats
the fucking whatever that fuckin expression is
the force through the fuckin trees with all this shit i just can't fucking helping considering all the
shit that i had set up until that point i didn't shawnee remote respect for anything ever
fuckin subject that's what kills me
i believe women
actual harassment that's how i started my fuckin shell
where was tourist where the fuck is he during that one fat
can't oh my god i was so fuckin mad at that guy i
did that security escorted amount i appreciated that they did that thinking that i wanted to i wanted to talk to that guy for the rest of the fuckin show walks
the fuck away up you know he was waiting for his oprah round of applause when i told them
fuck himself everybody laughed i can't believe that enough that's it
sitting it like a comedy show that usually ends up on the fuckin internet
you don't mean that self righteous fuckin douche bag
you know any where everything else that i set up to that point was so far
ridiculous and absurd and then
that's the one that you gonna take fuckin seriously like what kind of a fuckin moron
scientists guys like you really think i'm anti my own country you dumb fuck
you guys come out to my show when you see the bread ok it's so fuckin pedestrian it's ridiculous
i wouldn't even when i did the fuckin bit at the rear
maybe the tooth schema trees i can't we say that to each other but this
fuckin guy had to fucking you know take his hair out of his ponytail
tom fool around income is to have his big fuckin head roland moment
can kill yourself i hope you're fuckin have a heart attack you fat fuck it can't you want it was
was it you didn't like the bit then haeckel me the second
came up areas like pointing at me yelling at me like he's like armies
these my fuckin dead anyways
anyway so let me just fucking ploughed out without other than that the gig in vienna was fuckin awesome
let me tell you that that was actually more upsetting to me than watch and my team fuckin looser superbowl
anyway we are we let's go to the question of the swiss formula one oh by the way
billy's gettin in its is continuing with its getting it
the great shape man i'd made it
no i've got my goal is he'll turn of fifty a dude you know too
years of doing stand a comedy and trying to get a positive out of a negative five people
up what do i do here
given the fact that this five people or do i make those five people which they brought another fifty you don't owe me
give when you fuckin i don't know when you're in
fuck it business the greatest thing about this business unless she knew somebody when you got into it most people get into it they don't know anybody and they have no idea what to do
the understanding of the street broad daylight in the italian section of boston
eating your red dick i mean if you did
dont figure out a positive mindset
you really not gonna you're not gonna fuckin you're not going to survive soap on turning fish
which i used to think was gonna be devastating i'm actually really excited
you are trying to get myself for the best shaped by then and in about twenty years so
i'm trying to get
to my basic
led the way i was that when
in the shade by was in when i started now are obviously going to fall short because no matter what i do still talking about thirty years older boy
that's not what it's about its about go for it and i'll still the europe
so many ways i have a weight that i want to get into my fuckin shoulder the rotating cut feels great
i finally have been able to get a regiment between
the information that i have gotten over the
last year and i put
together a program that terrorism is is really fuckin
and for me and i have to tell you nor did the other day other than taken
beautiful daughter to the park on the swing which i think i wanna do again today it's my favorite thing ever
is she was on the swing
an arm
i was able in response i got the swing going because i'm i could finally lift my right
arm over my head i really will take my shirt off work with both
i've had it taken up my left hand
take my shirt off with both hands
like over a year and a half which is really fucked up my closing bit everybody because i really
gotta get sexually how'd you know
i was actually it will reach up
and hold onto like the bar above the swing
i made sure i didn't put any weight on the arm
the weight was obviously my feet was still on the ground and
just gave it a little bit of a fucking stretch analyses this tightness but not pain because what happens
i found anybody else
onto the ship is is when
you have an injury like tat you get to this point protective like
the way you hold yourself and
fuckin crazy man like have not put my hand
both my head for over a year like i can't physically do it anymore because those tendency
its stretch than always fuckin shit
grows overt and whenever they just its
it feels like doesn't feel like pain like there's a door stop and i just or a governor i just can't go any further so
you have to do in all these other exercises i end with that
tremendous was funny i was doing that while watching the superbowl than one of these others patriots france's laugh at me like do you really getting into this game
as i now saw him out of his pocket workin out my
shoulder
so anyways i hope that helps anybody other than has it that that issue so
actually be able to work out but the great thing is i've discovered
hence workin out with bands
you know in a door and all that which is really going to help me on the road and i think i'm done with the weightlifting for a long time that's kind of what got me into this year's of weight lifting and not doing enough
ike exercises in the front part of my body was way stronger than the back and pulled my shoulders forward in one of them came up
then you know was bench pressing and just the bones get another tat the rotating cuff
tending just rubbed on it
inflamed and then i was just fuck
and it's really something better fightin if i ve never happens again i'll be able to get out of it makes you know sixty eight weeks by just didn't
what to do i thought this a work itself up in
just became all fuckin glued up
so many ways we ve ever gone three
they just remotely physical like that to finally just be able to fuck and take your shirt off a brush your teeth
mean for put the shaman cream on my head wanna go to shape my head i always had to put it in the left hand you know
fuck impasse
here we go formula one everybody alien billy the red face cunt
i've been a long time work for about ten years now and the podcast has always been a great break from the
roger e of everyday life especially back in my university university days ok i'm done blowing yonah anyways
my grandfather
father and i are
car lovers that's great
falling formula one closely as a kid wins
villa new in
michael schumacher back and in nineteen
ninety seven on so pissed i mistake as everybody tells me i missed it
the days of formula one
listen you get in the forty one had been thinking of getting back into it myself
that mine i decided by myself and early birthday present bought tickets for the spanish grand prix
barcelona for this upcoming sees it for my old man and i do that's the shit i'm sure
gotta two races a year some trying to figure out what
wanna do it's gonna be mexico city in brazil or if i do some
today's overrun over in europe budgets book and with the race
we shall see obviously
the city is deceiving we far away from ella like i always picture that it's just south
los angeles because you know you just go south and you're in fact to you wanna let me look fed up with it
what is it you want i gotta hold the microphone here can i can i do this do i have this ability
here we go north
mary
i see a map erica
come on slow internet
clicking on it
it's like south like fuckin houston newman
the kosovo might there right
where do we go there's australia with a fuck am i
zooming in arose
pause
mexico city is like south of san antonio so
like flying always san antonio it's like basically flying only across in an always south again for almost the same distance was probably yet equal
to flying to like tamper centimeter but
brazil
i gotta brazil i mean
all away yours i used to think about new york or my bodies is to go to brazil that they were flying do south and addressed
actually would get you
and unlike peru the western side of south america
i would love to go down there too
yeah maybe i'll do that and then other actually done with all the races on the side of the world
who knows that such a cool
you don't do that with your dad up anyway
ploughing ahead
no you like the air india team by also like the williams martini too much like their colours and i don't want to
the perennial powerhouse like proceedings a ferrari so my question is what
team racer did you enjoy watching most
father and i are going to pick a team to reform
the upcoming season to make our father son we get a little more fine thanks go fuck yourself
who did i like i actually janet
cargoes probably you know the clothes
to our louis hamilton
i would also say i really liked
she's up so near to the sport and i haven't thought of them that guy
oh i know in his teammate there
his teammate was a fucking maniac hold on a second i'm gonna make sure nobody switched over to receive red ball racing
my kids like twenty years old drivers
you don't get my seat teach switch teams max for stepan
was really fund a watch
i would say out of the youngest of young drivers he's probably the best
i don't know
still on the team is go see the jump around like free agents
then it's all about getting on
ferrari other mercedes team which two seasons in is getting a little boring so i
like to see somebody else
you know
so i went back
stop and i guess that's just what i was i would say that i'm that such a great thing did
i've never been to spain that's amazing i'm gonna be doing a gig i believe to celebrate my fiftieth birthday
i believe it's coming together over in europe
i'm going to go i think i might be
you wanna get somewhere in england
and the ambiguous
my lovely wife beautiful daughter enable gonna go to france again try to pull
some of my french butter
does any races over there you know i even spare me when i talk to my the gout books me today
i think that if we gotta figure out you know
what formula one race is going on over their cause i'm gonna add that fiftieth birthday go to formula one race over in europe manner we sick
more formula one should formula one great girls
a billion wallace big
and from glasgow scotland
formula one just announced that it getting rid of the grid girls because they feel this custom
does not resonate with our brand values
clearly is at odds with the modern day social societal norms saying things has happened with the darts
and is looking likely for boxing and you will see in the future
probably not
probably ugly feminist doing nice looking girls
out of a job or are they doing the right thing i know what the fuck i kind of no you trying to say what are your thoughts cheers and go fuck yourself you can't
yeah that's just all do you know
lip service no pun intended issues bullshit you don't mean and you know
i think it's all bullshit he's a deal to say this custom does not resonate with
it clearly is at odds with modern day social norms it isn't it at its
one hundred percent at odds with with the public horse shit
political correctness which all political correctness really is is
being phony you know what i mean
just bridges denying what should really feeling denying what you really want to say denying what you're really fucking thinking
why comedian seem so fuckin outrageous
there were you saying things people take but a prey to say it did not afraid to say they say it in their cars they say with their friends they say it at home you i'm not i'm
talking about being a racist fuckin moron aright
their basically trying to say that men
do not enjoy
king it beautiful women
is against the societal norm that people do not gravitate towards beauty both male and female like if you're a
look and guy you're not going to have
take the litter when it comes to women
and vice versa like if you're beautiful woman that you're not going to have two fuckin you don't owe me
you mean you can look at it like a negative way i always thought that because it was outside of this country diaries
today in a better way of presenting beautiful women that it wasn't just like that hooters via that we have looked like they stick my dick between those knockers you know
ugly way that we fucking do everything over here get up
i think what that is is they probably got enough crap from
these women's groups and they just don't need the headache
oh and i
we feel that a lot of
you know when they say the year your exploiting women and blah blah blah blah blah i think there's
out of truth and that i don't think it's that way with this big let's ads you know what are they doing
what exactly they don't have a fucking you know to working in all that shit that's just a beautiful woman walking around with a ring card that's it you know
getting attention in a very safe fuckin way me what is the fuckin problem you know
i do know that it all the way
i can handle a good looking guys fuckin jacked out ended the bar you know
a better looking guy will put it to you could put you in order to fight on europe
women do the same thing with a better looking woman tat comes walking in the bar the fuckin hate him that's that's it so
think it's pretty fuckin childish however
formula one is on espn and you know it has created
to be great but now they kind of ruin everything so i'm gonna blame them they are they are we see what two fuckin stupid to key
we'll buxton who was was phenomena let his job i don't know
so i think that's all the whole thing is is fuckin dumb and eventually there's gonna be a backlash god forbid there
beautiful woman walkin around onstage god for fucking bid and geyser like excited by it like you know
fuckin whistle and a little bit who gives a fuck into who cares you don't owe me
this is my problem with feminism is that
the corrections are made for them which
really kind of putting it up it as if that women don't need to adjust their fuckin behaviour in any ways when it comes to men you know
and when feminists get to speak in these unbelievable like broad no pun intended blanket for
and statements but guy
cannot you'd army us
it's a blanket fuckin terms for men how but you're on your own fucking money
how bout you by around every once in a while
go to your fucking divorce she tried do something fair and try and instead of trying to take every fucking last dine you play
simply can you greedy counts are right we're moving on to the next one
now they don't need to adjust sentinel they don't need
just any of their fuckin behaviour whatsoever they don't do anything wrong what's so
i tell you right now if we
died
that much sooner than men you don't think that there would be a study you don't think that there would be a fuckin ribbon you don't take some way that they would blame men on some level that women die that much earlier than than than men if it was that fuck away
that's why guises so funny because nobody gives a shit about us they really dump you don't owe me they take it up
everything that happens to a guy's delia about salazar there seems to be right that's it
that's the level of support we have one another hour
where did father dear bill
justice
we have two years ago my father was deported to mexico
ben are you since nineteen seventy eight since he was thirteen by famine
struggled without him financially and emotionally has been very rough i mustn't brutal he's healthy and not dead but he can't be with us
yeah that's gotta go bad luck and brutal it's been very frustrating and words can describe it
i'm getting married in a few weeks any was unable to be at the wedding
today i see people criticise trump and can agree
with their reasons for doing so but my father was too
where did under a bomber
my family nos three
people were also deported under obama my
white friends think they're good people
because they liked obama but never
to see what was happening
they didn't care then but they care now it makes me feel very mad because it feels insincere and lazy
as a white man who seems fairly programme
can you tell me why this is
would you suggest i say to them
it's an emotional thing for me so it's hard to choose the right words congrats
your child i have two nieces and it's really there
this thing to watch them grow
if you are
what can you say to them our depends on how open minded they are
people who are really into politics which
stay one hundred percent watch cnn are fox news all fucking days if they're getting sums
a fair and biased newspaper you really can't say anything to either one of them
bear me there a lot like sports fans
i try to see you know i try
to the best i can t see
like i can legitimately be happy for eagle since you know i mean
i can legitimately look at fucking cheater and say that guy's fucking great
i can set aside
my hatred of the yankees or my warning for my team
to beat the eagles yesterday but
you know it took me a long time to get there
so
i don't know i mean no one the way i was why and i would just walk right up to major just so you know you're fucking angel air obama
for some reason gets no shit whatsoever and probably doesn't
hurt that he when that is
presidency was between two with
fuckin too
biggest fuckin dipshit
i've ever seen is fuckin dicey dipshit opened so they could start to think or the fuckin word i could save and not be too fuckin offensive
i'm a fucking lefty here one
two percent which most times i am by me
for we shan t forgive you knock it for we again when after
and then this guy you fuckin tweets all the time and then before that
yet a guy shovin cigars and this fuckin peoples to watch
it's been really rough since the first
george bush
actually had dig you know
we would be pushed saddam out of kuwait
didn't go into fuck in iraq and wisely was was strong enough to push back against the wall
incorporation say hey look this is not what we were doing over here we
for submission and we'll go on home that's it you know
so it's been a long fucking time so i think that there's a
the thing with obama at least he wasn't busher trump kind of thing
so that people have a hard time seeing them
he gets handled with kid gloves in the media
you know i mean they gave you know every image of on he's like kayaking are fucking play in high lie in all of this shit like that
i was doing my accurately it looks like it erect l dysfunction ad
there really kind of ignoring that that guy for all the hope tat he said everything and i know that tat job is you know
oh i don't know like literally no but i understand that it's an incredibly difficult job and there we say if you can get one thing done which it
and he did get obamacare through so i
it was achieved
but i have to tell you it's some
who does lean left too
watch him go on
tor now with seventy million dollars a tour dates to go talk to a bunch of five
bankers and corporations
all in all a dad and then just bought out justice
as far as the way i read that that's just those corporations washing their bright money like we got
in office you did what we wanted you to do now come
to us for an hour and will give you a nice six figure paycheck
i'll do it and then you can be worth over a hundred million dollars like the clinton's like the bushes and all like it so fucked up that none of them get called out on that is like the bush
the clinton's the obama's it's like you guys
a cage life to public service
in the presidency is the highest paying job which
i was like a half a million dollars a year if you do too terms
you're gonna grows tops you got what is it
five hundred times falcone was that's four million bucks
it somehow
did they all their buying giant houses and they all into be worth nine figures
then everybody just look see other fuckin why i don't think so
maybe maybe there's someone within your group that is
standing up and can see both sides that you don't like
i said what i just said about obama to a trump person they will be
maybe going fucking bananas
but then it by even remotely suggested that trumped seemed a little emotionally unstable and that
reed's really doing the country a disservice to be tweeting in argue
people on social media like a seventh grade girl i dont even fuck and respond to people on twitter
comes occasionally i do but this is supposed to be the leader
the free world
to get a trump supporter to admit to help
that is an embarrassing that isn't that shit
kind of the world that were in right now
but maybe one of those obama supporters maybe you could you know i don't know
but then also we live in such a fucked up world
i'm gonna believe that
are actually mexican eurotas and that you're not some white person that wrote this shit because they hate obama i've no fucking idea you never know
no way for me to vet
so if what you just said was true that is horrific and i understand what you're saying about obama because
i think the best thing he had was he could deliver speech better than bush or trump bud
at the end of the day i even old the euro the needle kind of leaned more left twenty was in office that the ship stayed on course if you know what i'm saying
now what were now what that guy from reno to come walking into my fuckin bromine respect boys
his best friend
dear billy boy lady here it comes from red shoe diary should
i've been seeing slice dating my best friend
almost a year now we love listening to your projects together it's almost its acts
it's going absolutely fucking wonderful except for one thing
our with someone in a completely different direction that you say you want to bang you're fucking boyfriends best friend are ok
it's going absolutely fucking wonderful except for one thing is best friend sent in pictures
gets laugh slash half naked girls from instagram to him
we recently became long distance so
sure of the frequency still but before i moved away he did it
most daily my issue is one
best friend girlfriends come plain to me about it instead of taking it up with him and i too
here i tell her to just
talk to him way way way is to me
could pronouns in here i don't know what the fuck you talking about
his best friends girlfriend so the the
for another guy sending the pictures complained to me about it instead of taking it up with him
and i tell it just talk to him and number two
it's actually hard to take tat it
because i don't want him to think
trying to control his light some of these pictures are actually girls that they know and not just pick
it is from the chinese
the code of man i don't know what that is my question
do i have the right to be heard about about this well
are you heard about this
i would say yes are you a free person yes
as much as they let you be so i would say yes you do
if so how do i bring the sub tomb i'd lost over
forty pounds over the course of us seeing one another and frankly thought it it would stop but it has
that's not why last await by the way did it for myself
well that was where the adults and you are stressing out our thanks for the advice carl
oh fuck yourself well that's great first what you get yourself in great shape
was giving a standing ovation right now you're you're fuckin vital saw your major organs are loving you as
live in a world now we're everybody's a hero including overweight people you don't owe me
i'm telling you right now if you're vitals were standing at an airport you got off the plane that they would
i'd be giving you a fucking round of applause
saying it
it is the greatest fuck that you could ever do for yourself and you fuckin deserved i fuckin
stop playing the victim adduced
in about it and met the fact that you're the one with the hand shoving that fuckin cupcake down you fucking throat so i get enough
accurate
i would actually absolutely brilliant over them that's completely fucked up if that bothers you you should say something about that
that other guy setting the photos is being completely disrespect
what do you and
and your boyfriend you know
happy in a relationship where the fuck is he doing this shit maybe
jealous
maybe he's a moron i have no idea i would absolutely bring it up to him and yet
how do i set it like you know this is
bothered me for a long time
are you not so weird i actually think if you dont get emotional did
cry you do the woman thing which lily freaks most guys out or maybe i'm superimposing most guys with the way i feel like going to woman
that's crying i just starting out jesus christ here we go
it is now how do i do i argue my side now we do when you as an adult or actually crying about this right now
a pushover ok gazeta my daughter cries that's it i'm done my
it's just rules rules arise at me just like she's not crying she's whining bill i'm a guy named boy but what am i supposed to do i just
matter factly disabling or that really hurts me and
i didn't want to bring it up to cause any want to seem like an nag round the just like you know that
it bothers me and i don't think it's right away
imagine if
turn the tables in one of my girlfriends was sending me pictures of guys with their dicks out every day like how would that make you feel
ok i'm not saying you have to stop doing it i'll just tell you that it bothers me just put it on
and let him make the final decision rather
and come because i can say tell you as a typical fuckin guy if you come talk to
all the guys signals like oh my god oh my god i know what i mean
i understand that women are more emotional but when you fuckin do that
in a lot of ways it's not fair to the guy because there's no way you can argue with another
adult
that is literally breaking down crying ok
i've been in relationships and i've seen women crying you know talking
me about something to this level
crying and uptake into my head like i haven't seen people crying like this it a funeral so
really takes away your ability
who argue your site if you have a side in their causes resentment
not to mention the fact that women can cry on two i swear to god i feel like some of them
it's a minute manipulation tactic
but if you are able to just say it
they just say i want to be a nagging about saying that he has to start doing it i'm just let you know that it really bothers me
we go the other way and i was getting
pick sent to me every day i dont think that you be too thrilled
and then just let him deal with that
i'm not going to say something else about it just let you know
and then let him fucking deal with see what it does now
my advice girlfriend has higher sex drive than me i dare billy fuck nuts
that might be there classically we seek a joke familiar tammany was dating a nymphomaniac edged edge
check on let's do it again but do it again
it goes and she was really just back into me really fuckin hurt
and i wanted to say hey can you stop
in back into me before you rip my dick off you fucking psycho
instead i said hey take it easy
our girlfriend has higher six drugged dear billy fuck nuts i started dating an old girlfriend from high school after ten years of being a part
like little one harry met sally bright
on twenty six and she's twenty seven we ve been going steady for about seven months i love you said we're going to stay in gaza can also everything has been
up until around christmas with a problem
began to give you some
i grant i work from seven in the morning
she doesn't go to work until five in the afternoon and gets out at one
are you gonna work at seven a more even tell me when you stop them
she doesn't drive so i have to pick
rub every night he only day we have off together is every other saturday but atomic
back to my place i'm completely exhausted in pretty much falling asleep while she's wide awake and usually wants to have sex recently my sex drive has plummeted gabardine agony sleep it's gonna
i can tell you that i haven't a kid now totally true
the sex in your relationship it just takes such
back see you
goes to sleep and it's ok we could hook up or we could get like
the minutes of sleep sleep
a point it's like goals
anyway so recently my sex drive has plummeted not because i don't finer attractive or because i don't care about her but
drain of energy after working fifty hours a week with
before hours sleep every night and after about five months
ex every other night it starts to feel i could shore sometime
i've been turning her down lately this has caused a lot of arguments and fights in the past two months that's probably cause she doesn't know why you know
as you know generally speaking our foreign dogs in any do you know you could be in the middle of fuckin haven't chemo and
your girl behind you go back to where you stand up that fuckin dripping europe
i feel like she doesn't respect my desire to get some rest and i've suggested sex in the morning but at that
point she's already tested me i won't
communicated it and
she still not willing to work with you that she's kind of being immature
she seems to think i don't care about her and that when i try suggest may be sex a certain amount a week like three or four she gets mad at me and that she always once
stu initiated
i've been trying to be more consistent with being sexually available and more affectionate lately like visit her lunch break
and getting her small cliffside flowers to show that i care but the pro
still here because this is all you not communicating
when we do actually have sex sometimes it's just
for me because i'm not in the mood i really don't have the energy to do anything but lay there i really love
this girl i don't want to lose a due to something like this you have any advice from my problem and well
when we come back you bulge
your ball back
i would say this
i see to sit down and have a talk
i would just say to say everything you said to me this
problem with most relationships is people in it say that
that they should be saying to each other to other people and their necks
the other person to be mine rear she has no idea that you know how tired you are just tell her
i just tell you that your lover you afraid that if the euro loser and all of that type of stuff
just say the reason i'm doing it not bend in the mood
is not because you it's because i'm fucking exhausted
like a zombie four hours sleep
damn
tell that to hurt you
that you're hurting her so i really needed to clear the air and just sit down in clear the falconer all right that's what the fuck i would do
ok that's support chaz once again
gradually shed tears superbowl chipewyan philadelphia eagles
like i said he i hope you guys know all the alleys you know i had one bad fuckin showed filling everybody thinks i hate the fuckin city i actually
love the city other than the fact you have fifty eight one ways go into the left before
is one
go into the right and then another fifty eight go and left and then sixty going right after that it makes no fuckin since other than that
everyone other before you
lot of times you know i wish that show happened in north carolina because i
they just stood onstage making fun
and for losing the civil war
then the fuckin charlotte bob cats in a hornets and i've just make fun at losing their fuckin team and all of that that's what i would have done i just happen to be
actually in new jersey that's the funny thing about all that are right that support can go
what yourselves
i will check in on you on thursday i too
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