Hey, what's goin on its bill burn in time for the Monday morning, podcast for Monday match first, like a lamb out like a lion. in like a lie and out like a lamb, I don't fucking I live on the West Coast. Don't really know what are you guys need a report to me. I know Had a bunch of snow, I have no idea what the fuck is going on: This is what I do know. I'm right. I've been, action at the celtic sign in the background, according to Sunday afternoon. So many forty, you go in the third quarter, ethics need to win. This game go seven and nine for the month, the three game losing streak on Friday, I bury the idiotic pacer sport. You know secretly. My favorite fuckin teams out there simply because

My team I ever saw other than the Boston Bruins go into this stand and beat the shit out of people. You know now grant they didn't get the right people but, like you know, I think that that needs to happen once a decade once a decade, a hockey team, a basketball team you know base, All players from that time is too fuckin. Dirt bags attack that First Base Ref rep first base coach. that was a while ago and all a baseball. I was beat. The shit out of a major still has to happen. Every once in a while, because look at people's behaviour now people blame tromp. People Raymond, Hilary people blame and fuck and doctors and all. Let's do you know everybody's got up in theory. You know and I gets no coincidence that when you look back over the last ten years, no professional athletes when into the stands at

the shit out of regular people. I think it needs to happen. Sorry, I have to be asked whether these fuckin goddamn tvs now Every month and a half I need to, I have to re, learn consists some sort of update. I need to re, learn how to turn on my fuckin tv to get regulate. even in its getting harder and harder to get Regular tv, because it just send you this is fucking thing like I like that, new apple, unlike is it said tv plus Is that it says tv? Is that what it is that what I it and then I get on right? couldn't find that that I found some search thing saw my guy get me back to regulate tv. I dont strain. The eight thousand no shows that came out of my pocket.

I don't care o, my god. How have you seen? None can't. Have you seen that one you it's a fucking female empowerment thing about a nun Heathrow rags stop, you gotta, say it I got I only have so many fuckin hours. In my day and I waste and watching sports, that's what I wanted to want to watch it on a fuck it up. I swear to God, it would come back with those big wooden, fuckin tvs. They wait. Nine thousand fuckin pounds and he just went- when you just pulled the knob, I would. I would be happy. You know so I don't love a remote. Ok, the remote was a great fucking idea. Without a doubt. But somewhere along the line like I'm trying to turn my tv on I'm sit near with fucking remote to my head like him in a fuckin spaghetti western, they called in a couple of pistols trying to that's fucking thing out:

you gotta, hit the press on the house on one of them and then I gotta go guide on the other, trying to get that fuckin thing the scroll. Oh shit, to even, although for everybody, by the way, why are they wearing? The Washington was its dressed like like a Fuckin american airlines, plain I little but that was us because a couple days ago I was watching the Celtics and we were wearing that same gray with great care, since we're getting old is like you to start yelling at your tv everything's, changing too fast. I bet back in the day right it probably freaked old people when all of a sudden tv was on all day, you know How do you go to your Chickamauga for it? I will die every day when done that nine Jack our shared I'll fuckin, see you later,

patriotic music anyway,. so you know I just one on a vacation and had a great time and three days arrest a relaxation, much camera, kids and shit had aroused some time and everything was great I fuckin came. I unpacked everything, I'm fuckin everything right and then I come in here and I want to do all I wanna do is watch the Celtics bright, solar or to put it on the fucking bad. Don't you want to fuck it sit down, and I literally sat over there like you know when it won't. When it doesn't do what I wanted to do a yell at it. You know I was just sitting there with the two let's go and regulatory, nay regular,

De I just wanna ride your tv. I do therefore like fuckin eleven minutes trying to find this Fuckin stupid game g. I dont understand how much time these flat screen tvs think I haven't a day. This fuckin thing has now. Flicks, Amazon, Prime above five thousand other fucking things, I've never even heard of, and then like when I type then a b c just to get back to the motherland Gila TV they at their own streaming thing was fuckin alleges that came up, though he stood pictures of smiling families. You know, The show picture revolved in that we ve lost every area I could show right. They had the friends they were in the fountain. You know. cheers. They were sitting around the bar hey bill. How, but to show that didn't come up thirty fucking years ago, our right.

wait a minute? I guess I don't want to tv. No call to Jim was a while ago. Now there was one I watched. I now I watched it cause I sat down. I said I was gonna watch. I can't remember the name of it. Ah fuck I give up this too much. I'm too fuckin all. That's all that. That's all I'm trying to say people enjoy your youth, Joe you use. While you can't get you get end up like me one day and you poor bastard, you probably holding for remote controls screaming. You know. Where is Netflix. You know I don't want a weight of China will probably have liked the number one streaming fuckin service at that point. They finally take over right, then everybody's watching that shit, everybody's fuckin speak in May,

And you can be like I speak, should forget, watch Netflix like YO still So anyway we went on and on a Griswold family trip. Read it a big as Chevy, Suburban Montford Guy drive. The boat tie this weekend, from Pritchard so anyway, I rented this big fuckin, fuck, Mozilla, Jade Suburban, and we lowered this fucking thing up. I brought my daughters, Alan Spike. I brought his Skoda rightly at all our clothes and all that shit and you know, was meet some family out. Their Joshua tree is where we went. My wife always want to go there. Everybody got far contested

Like the night before stayed away, Gardner, Fuckin cars and then just drove their ambitions, rented a house, and you know when, in the Joshua train all I just had a fucking great I'm in. Oh, I did not say where is the Joshua Tree, although I will tell you that, because if you knew my part, yes, that's what I did first time in only time I went there like eleven fucking years ago. I asked a park ranger. Where is the Joshua Tree in oak? As I thought it was a specific want, then I didn't realize it was a speech species. I thought it was like some typical ship like Job Joshua, one of those Jaeger Jesus right, there's always a fuckin guy with the first name begins with a J in the Bible telling you what to do.

so I said yes, what he said. I say where's, whereas the Joshua Treat now am I defence. If it's just a species of tree, species which scholars strain. I what fuck a money the plants. Why why wouldn't you call a Joshua trees right, not trying to be a douche, but if every fuckin days. I can get a text from some stupid, yellow tooth can't and great go and what do you call it football like they like They are the most clever fuckin person like nobody has ever said that you know I did you. There should be a fuckin taser, Everybody has a taser in legally. You are allowed to bring it out when somebody says something says: a fuckin, old joke or or arches I got ideas, we cook, hey here's one hears what for you, you know the one I can't fucking stand as I

such a lot of these videos where people try shit than they fuck up the fail videos, and there is always some douche has to write, play stupid games when stupid prices. I've been people respond to it. Like it's first time they ve heard it. That fuckin comment is Every fucking very So you could literally have an old lady reaching down grabber slipper and throw out back in some douche is gonna. Write placed open day, went open prize. It's not even a good fuckin say that's what pisses me off that really a noise, but you know I mean I get I guy you know a broken clock is right twice a fuckin day get out. I get that that makes sense kind of clever lay. Still stop it

but I love is I just love out. Eight look at fucking. Get put you back. I love people when they yelled I went through a mass like it's: it's not like you're a fucking. You know where the sound proves studio. It's a fucking paper machine mask for God's sakes. By the way, if somebody fuck it be subdued, save you. I want you to debate with an expert, but somebody who. Do you think she shouldn't where mask it's like? Why would I do that? I'm not an expert. I listened to experts doctors and nurses who work in hospitals with covert patients who, where mass and don't get it. I get tested by a nurse. I always just feel the water I good, can you believe it and they just have this. Does dumb fuck

look on her face and they just cautious. When I'm ask I don't I don't get, why did not wearing a mask I'll? Tell you why I'll tell you why? Because this too many fuck and options for info, ok and we're all spread out back in the day when you just turn you fuckin tv on and we all had the streets, channels Ally's. We can all get on the same fuckin page right back. they sportswear us awesome and you can't trust the Russians, We were all on the same fuckin page. Ok, you could make me please about that shit. You read dawn the day. After all this shit and it all fuckin made sense. was because the average dumb cunt Wasn't allowed to shine in, but now a body has a say: do you realize it Fuckin plane crashed in

snow. We fuckin wherever the Alps when they were to get out and if you are lucky enough to have an army ranger or a Navy seal sub special Force guy out there who was I tell you how to get the fuck. There. They would be at least of The passengers? Ok, be looking at their smartphones questioning what the fuck this guy had to say. worried research funding guy, you can't even put up a tent. Get a question some guy, you know I give up so all you guys asked me to it. I am not an ask expert, but I I'm smart enough to know that I don't have a medical degree. So I listened the doctors and nurses during a ban. Christ.

like the people will say that, like when you, when you're fuckin sink is busted, you have a plumber come over what he D sit down your phone gone. You know you need a new Fuckin J pipe thing, whatever the fuck, it is. The same traps fall. Is that your quoted by research- and I could be a plumber you're gonna question- that guy Why am I listening to him? Just because he learned to trade, these all greasy UNICEF is pocket, but Craig hang it up. Why do I know he's not part of the male toxic patriarchy? plan ahead. So we go out to work which your big place than he was.

Come down to earth, I will donors are just trying to energy my way through this fucking podcast, because I was just driving back and I was a the most part. I was a model citizen this weekend, I made sure that you know I didn't bring up politics. I didn't bring up mass, I didn't fucking know I do it on this. Fucking thing keeps you fucking Cunt solve at the edge of your seat, getting all fucking mad. You know spraining your fucking thumbs as you fucking write, something to me that I'm probably not going to read, but you know makes you feel good anyway. So I was told not to do any of that shit to basically not be

Who, I am, is a fucking funny. That is even though I know she's right, but can you imagine a fucking world? We could say Allison Height, you know, there's going to be a lot of people out there, just no real housewives. Okay, you know I'll, let you know, that's not that's not fair, cuz, real housewives, it's just real housewives, trying to think of something annoying. She does. I would tell you guys, but you fucking assholes, with tweeted at it cuz you a bunch of rats Plan ahead, so fuckin load up, and I had the best time driving out there with the kids by lovely wife in all that we get out to the house in everything: EL it out, you can actually see the stars. It was so quiet out. There was a

using there was all these mom and pop places and shit that I would have gone to had it not been. You know all this bullshit go out. We did stop at one point as we needed some snacks and we pulled into this one place in Jesus Christ. The fuckin humanity in that. it's just it's just a fuckin. Shame all the money that is spent that you just don't have like one standard, fucking level of education out there. You know it just itself fucked up. It depends on where you live. What book she get you, how good the teachers these poor, fuckin people, you went in there and you just none of they didn't have a chance. They about the middle of the desert right I'll, always called it. The dessert, my little fucking thing, remembering Gregg Geraldo.

Skype dislike in something the ball sticking your leg out here. the desert, yeah fuck, hard hard lives were lived in that place. You know woman came in looking all fuckin messy, and we had our mass on so she pulled assured up. God bless her and then the end. She was standing a line by line with bows and she jewess just covering her mouth. in nose with her hand, That there was some other guy over that cartridges, look at my wife. Is she Do you wanna get some pringles them like meals get the fuck out of here right. You don't know what that guy is conflict. But he is called pocket braids out, let's get out of here. So we got out of there and then

The rest was all good dresses augur, but I don't like see in that shit. You know, guy behind the counter, like his his whole face, look like agenda. It was so fuckin red and then his hands was white is mine. I was like, oh my god, fuckin people. At Shit and all of this shit go on out. Here I don't get it. Then we go around the world trying to fuck all further fix US country, slash, take all their natural resources, so anyway we go out there. I had a great fucking time my daughter learned how to whistle I've been trying to teach it's funny. When you teach a kid how to whistle. You know these. They make the noise with with their voice. The guy is in our own, it's just wind. So she, skip doing it in doing it. Until then, all of a sudden she got it. She was so friggin, proud of herself and ass a now. She can do it, but you can't do it. Every

it takes a like ten tries, so she starts laughing and then she cared get it. So she smiled and she goes ok, went away and scurry like put her hand over mountain color. Ok, here we go and then she gets it. She saw friggin excited. There was also a man, so we drove back this morning. There was great I had seen in our family members hours with. I had not seen Norman, it's always bullshit started and so is awesome to see him and so this morning we left around midday

thinking. Maybe we will then get stuck in traffic going back to allay usually around the fifteen. You catch that Vegas traffic, but I'm thinking like you know what there's no that's, really open open in Vegas, as far as I know so maybe we'll get lucky and we get on the highway and bump bump dome just fuckin wall to wall. People like we were literally stopping, which never really happens out malay his bad as the traffic is, it least you creep along Emil, have like moment she stopped for sexual stopping for thirty seconds, and I was like this is a fucking accident. So finally, we got past it and I saw the tow truck clean it up and give the card throw some fuckin plastic bumpers to the side of the road, and I was joking with near going like you know. You should have to write an apology to everybody that you made certain traffic when you cause this level of a traffic jam provided

You know it wasn't just like literally an accident, but if you like, looking at your phone just spun out or hit somebody whatever they should make. You part of that going out a clean it up. They should make you re a fuckin right, a fuckin letter when deter anybody, but it be funny. So the only bad thing that happened when I was out there and Josh for tree was, I was driving along the road and out and I was trying to find the house. You know they're all kind of spread out everything and I slowed down, and I saw our house that we are running and I want to pull in this guy in the car behind me. This truck is great truck. he had like a speaker. We know we could see or something and yellow people, and I was sitting there and it just goes to fuck off my road.

So I don't know what this guy's deal was the thing we read it had like Colorado plates on it and shit. So I don't know if that's what it was, but I didn't healthy was walking around not. I beat datum deceived each stop like what the fuck was I going to do. I don't know just natural Bein, a comedian feel like you're gettin heckled itself. But afterwards like for the rest of the day. It was just making me laugh. It was. Only if he was just fucking around, but it was even funny or very serious and, like I can't tell you how many times I've won. the like have somebody here, my complaint. Maybe go into slow. Any

happens a lot of everyday. They rent out a lot of those houses, and this poor bastard always has to slow down. Could some shit had like me like looking for the house? If that's what it is, it's actually fucking funny, but you know if you like, rolled down the window to yell at somebody in your car that gives them the opportunity to yell back at you and what I love about, what this guy head was. I hadn t he too. Exactly how he was thinking? There was nothing I could say he couldn't hear me. So the guy totally width factually a great road rage. Sorted device for people

they get to say it in another people. Don't have road radio, just be a gay and doesn't bother me whatever. So anyway, we drove back. I don't think I should tell you that should or should I tell you a story. Are let's up I'll, tell you the story, so what people do when they got to the desert right, they always take. Fuckin mushrooms are pay only or whatever. So I find decide. I cannot fuck there's someone I tried, so my body told me to only take like for a right. So in my head I make ok. That means I should take six cause he's trying to ease being the saying it's like. I'm only gonna do this once I'm never going to do it again. I want to fuck and see shit talking to me right. So I say to my wife and when it takes sex and she was like a, why would you take sixty told you to take four, so my you're, probably right, you're, probably right

Some kids were in bed, it's a for our right to ten o clock at night, unlike fuck it I'm going right. So I take this shit. One pill makes you nervous right, so I take the shit. didn't take lot like forty minutes later it hit me it just kind of felt like a like a fucking pot, cookie or somethin And there was a couple of times like the toilet. Look like it was breathing. You now we're like a painting kind of look like it was moving, but other than that. I wasn't like see in shit c and shit right, which can a bug males like fuck. I knew I should have taken six right, but the whole time I was like nauseous. I was like what is. Is this like fucking Heroin, like your puke or something,

It was like it was all right but I didn't like trip. I just kind of into a weirder sourdough, they fell again a wheat or something right. I know Please mushroom people going mad. Do you should has ever known takes muscles. I call my guy. Do I understand myself and I who stared like fuckin universe and I'm one with it- and I was looking at all p just feeling, nothing but love. I add that didn't happen for me. I think because I've been face and all these fuckin things that I've been run and from a kind of went the other way like after I was done kind of like shit like vibrate in and stuff, and I was sort of coming down. I was left with this profound sense of sadness and loneliness.

And I was even thinking about people that I knew that I knew loved me and I still was still feeling that, and I was like what the fuck is this. This is crazy right. So, whatever I went to bed, and then the next morning, when I woke up, I kind of I think I pieced together. It was like it was actually a good thing who's gonna, bring and all that stuff to the surface and part party like the All of this shit that I'm fuckin. Finally, finally dealing with I also made me realize that a kind of slap walk through my thirties and fortys We're doing was trying to achieve shit because- Really, that's why I got into this business. Was I'm good do shit? That's gonna make people laugh and then people are going to stop fucking with me. I swear to God. Back to like the eight year old me and then because

but being onstage. Everybody just automatically liked you and also but I didn't exist. You danger mongoloid right. I thought, if I did, that you know everybody would like people stop fucking with me and then I also thought like, as I was afraid to talk to you no girls and shit. I was younger. I was like they see me on stage now, come up to me and to break the ice. None of that was true. You still as a comedian having when a musician kind of force or a brood off in the corner, and they have I really like like a year ago. You wanna hang out or started as a fucking comic. still. You still have two fuckin. Not only do you still gonna work for they say they want you to be funny. Every eight fuckin seconds like what they just saw. You doing so yeah and that made me start watching stand up and everything. And then also stop paying attention at school. I just keep fantasizing about like

Just crazy shit like everything from fuckin being the nude lead singer for Macy DC to like winning the medal of honor like just fuckin bananas hero fantasies and Oliver, Kay that mean that liking myself and that stand and all his boy. Shit that was happening to me. so but along the way, because of that I really got into stand up comedy, and then I just want to be a comedian body like where I really get boiled down to it If that's the reason why I did it, I got into it. And I think all of that shit that I then you know my twenty. Figuring out, stand up and meet all these great people that I am now been friends with forever, but my thirties and fortys, I just fucking, you know ploughed through in it,

deal with all this fuckin shit that I've read some barracks in, like a feeling I should have dealt with it by the time. I was like twenty one, twenty two and now fifty two gonna be fifty three. So I think that that's what the tail end of that. little experience was out there, so it was a good thing as much as it wasn't like. I think if you so, if you kind of like yourself. I may give you like yourself and your it peace with shit. That happen you, the people in your life or were in your life or whatever they give your at peace. Or the dna, even if you're, not a piece of you. Ve just fuckin like gone through sadness and allowed yourself to feel sad. Cried or whatever, but as opposed to be like I don't give a fuck. Oh give a shit. I don't care right if you just fucking do

that, or maybe I'm just be an fuckin narcissistic right now in thinking that my experience will be your experience, if you had roughly the same sort of thing put I would be interested to hear what in anybody whose it was had something like that or I'll. Listen to your theories, because I'm trying, the figure out, I'm trying to figure out. Why are at work I did. I don't know it was feared, but it was still I dunno what fuck, it went to judge what tree I tried to hallucinate didn't quite happy but amounts. What's came at the old college. Try. I also think like I'm just not like. Because what am I bodies is going like. What's it like right now I got well, you know the tv looks like it's growing and it's gonna fall sort of

but really really now he Alice in Wonderland, but it looks like it, but I know it isn't it somewhere. Somebody else goes just So go at what I don't wanna fuck. It think the TVS fallen army, the whole fucking thing was funny So anyway, solve drive and home, and we get stuck in this traffic right and my my wife is gonna, where all these people come from. The nice are couple Amazon truck. That's all I'm saying followed summit People live area, some of these are truckers and then, if you look around, we saw these fuckin armies and all this shit the other desert people with a cool trucks and dirt bites, and all that Cyprus stuff, and I get attainment- did this of people out there that have spent some fuckin money

On this shit, it's funny cause you look at em like you look at somebody big, our vs ie six are not fucking cheap. It's like a fuckin house. You know as far as like how much it costs like, unlike the middle of nowhere, by the way we will look into those tiny little houses again. You know the little house on the prairie that these Fuckin asshole They got this little house. It like the floor was parted boy like he'd, get splinters in your feet. If you walked across it. It was on wheels, The trailer, yet they just backed and honour this little piece of where they want to seventy five grand for it. It's like do you know what that's kind of. If you got a big enough piece of land, I kind of get it for its like art,.

I'll buy this fuckin house, you unless you just like unless she just like truly like a minimalist. You know And I'm wondering, if can you be a minimalist and just be that enjoy it and not have to tell other people about it? you don't, but when you do get excited about something right, I actually I'd I do get. I do get it because sometimes I look around all the fucking shit. I have that I don't even like throw pills. That's my! Never once I get that nobody in the tropical, but I guess it makes the couch look

little burbage, can't you can't get. You said another three we gonna lose again some day. The fuckin wizards has forty four points. I hope this is like. If this is all cars, markers smart is out like they need to pay that guy more money is a second. He went out, we couldn't wait, are at every go, can Baywatch, anyway, because we would drive back. I saw this storage shed thing or said stories the solution to your problems. I was Unlike the solution to a problem, is a fuckin yard, sale knowledge. I get it. If you go through a divorce. He just. I just lost his job and you want to hang onto your shit and to get some miles, but here, They have so much shit that you can't even that's not a fucking file. Sorry, who everybody's that Watch

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on Sunday. Your balls go in east and West too tough thing. Alright, let's, let's do some reads here. Everybody knows some reads: some letters from you guys from you, wonderful, wonderful people who listen to this podcast. God bless you Jason Tatum for two and the replay. Their sorry are. Helicopters are for policies now, wait a man dear dearest, bellum, billiard brain just trying to say how much a bitch you need fly a helicopter out gas trying to get my go, and you know what I always take. The fuckin bait, so good Why don't you crash like a real man when you're engine goes out instead of floating towards the ground like the fairy? You are, I'm sure, You fly helicopters because, when you gripped the cyclic control. It's the only time you have something with some power between your legs. It takes

skilled or fly helicopter, and I'm sure my first flight would be smoother than your shiny head Jesus Christ. There was nothing but now I loved every second of that. Are I jokes aside as an alien, p mechanic. What is ain t you work at a fuckin grocery store anti aircraft. What else? What is an empty mechanic? Will you speak in the fuckin jargon jargon, like I know who you ok a was. He adds fuckin signal here, a and p the grocery store mechanic. I guess at a rate which is what is in payment. We personal someplace in L, a county in aircraft maintenance. Technician refers to an individual who holds an airplane frame and or power plant o air.

Raymond Power plant mechanic will aren't you a fucking bad ass, Jesus Christ. You know those guys down MIDAS Muffler. They don't give a fuck that wealth fails. You just gonna dragged the fucking exhaust pipe down the street. They don't get nobody's gonna die you gonna give some people some show a show what the sparks, but this takes balls to do that at what point today feel you like good enough. Do they make you gone little fucking when they got drones, Europe they have you put those fucking things together, then they put a little rat or a fuckin rabbit on it. If you don't kill the road, and eventually you can work your way up to people. Why? by the way, any ay and p mechanics out there? What is the rigorous testing. Or do I not want to our job decide as an aim mechanic. I love it. When you talk aviation, please keep it up, even if it's about the my numbing f ay test that I know all too well wish wish

the best just kidding fuck you, the parts and the Celtics fuck you, the paths and Celtics Jesus sincerely us clothing Atlanta Sports fan I'm glad you enjoy that. I Maggie lie. You my whole time driving back. I was like picking out airports. Trying to figure out where they were from highway and all of that type of stuff I was trying to find bracket, actually look the other way. It's weird. I forgot the railways. I along the two ten and come in. Usually then I was The ten and I looked at the left headed West. I should look to the right. I wouldn't, unable to see it, but it's just just another perspective. Probably help me out at some point that God dammit sell our way. We,

Why what the fuck happened, always shit. What happened. God knows I won't be able to fuck rewind. This thing sorry people watching this gave like birds, gonna fuckin, flip out. I did had a fucked it up. Come one hundred and ten one hundred and eleven one hundred and eleven one hundred and ten. If we go to the line, did we had three point us who was who was everyone? Everyone- All was our Tatum drove in. He goes in again again. I saw play of Duke to look at that puts the fucking defenders goes right in MECCA. That guy is almost is good,

I was back in the day and nerve hope, so these Fuckin NBA guys do they. They do shit. Unlike a real thing, you don't you can't even do it on a fuckin nerve, hoop celtics when beautiful, I loved sorry guys I ate some point. I had two fuckin focus in the park. Yes, this is a most people. Listening could give a shit about all of this crap and I'm talking about yet you know it's. My dream is some day to fly like one of those empty six, hundreds or whatever, which are basically you know these to copy hold the hue Hughes. Five hundred, I think that's what what tc or somebody had on Magna p. I would have a carriage. His name was- and I was just there- was a cool, a silken, fuckin helicopter and since then they were bought as they're. All corporations get bought out by Mcdonald,

unless what over the fact they are sent out the Mdgs, six hundred they get the war with no tar system in all that shit. But recently, a body of my nose ago knows a guy that just got one and he's trying to see far eventually. You know I could fuckin go up with them and fly the incredible fucker incredible hurts I got body. Might one of the guys a trained me? He flies one every day of studies and now, but he was saying it's almost like cheating itself stable. How easy it is to herself I'm dying to see what that's like all right. My dad is, oh, my dad is an actor is an actor. You gave a shout out to get out of here. Ok, recently I went down a u too rapid hole which led me to she actors talk about their most iconic roles while watching TIM,

Roth talk about his role and reservoir dogs. I noticed they show a clip of the scene that my dad acted in wait a minute to is, he is either get the cop I said, buddy, I'm gonna shoot you in the face. what you're fucking EAST it having never search for that. Seen on you too, before I was curious to watch it again and read what people thought of it. It was. to see that a lot of people thought my dad was funny and played a realistic cop to that. Guy was fucking great. He was fucking great I also noticed that most of the comet stated that bill bird brought them here after finding out what referring to listen to the park. Yes, A few years ago, where you gave me dad, rich Turner, bridge two ridge turn a crushing that see a shadow

whereas role and his line buddy, I'm gonna shoot you in the face. If you don't put your hands on that fuckin I'll fuckin dashes buddy, I'm in charge a majority of justice, I said buddy, I'm gonna shoot you in the face. You can put your hands on that death. I showed that part of the park. Yes with my then, and his response was who the hell is Bill bar? That's great, the only tv he watches, is old, westerns like Gunsmoke. I relate to that guy, I said he's a comedian fucking lairs. He said that he had never heard of you but were automatically his new favorite convenient that was about. you go since then he has watched a few of you. That's like specials and think The great just started share that do that so fuckin cool, shot out too rich turner, crushing

See what I love about this was I was. I was picturing the audition, but those you learn the acting game it. just words. It just says: buddy, I'm gonna shoot you in the face. If you don't put your hands on that fuckin dash like a lot of, But probably ready that so I said, but you don't yell through the whole thing. The way that he did, that and like. I don't know why it's like I've. I've met that cop before it was still the cadence of it was like, a specific cop. You know. I bet you enough parties that had been broken up by cops and shit turn enough. Sporting events and watch cops have dragged fuckin, fucking drunks, like me back in the day out of the game, and there was a certain.

I don't know there's some about decades, where he was doing a real guy. That's what I love about. It ended, a role that size in a movie that still stand out like Emmy? That's, that's! That's what that's what the fuck? It's all about, and credible actor tip. The cap derive full of shit media. Hey Billy bleach boy? I've been reading threads of tweets going. Round from a year ago, before the locked down- it shows how conservatives were concerned about the numbers of possible debts. some even noted hospital crowding. The liberal media was saying it will pass right through and everyone will be. Ok guys. We gotta Doing this, can we just met- were all in the same fucking thing. I am again, there was

liberal saying that I imagine it was conservative, saying that I imagine there was liberals and conservatives saying no. This is a real thing to just keep fucking pointing across the guy we just gotta be yelling at each other guy. I feel this. Trees in divorce court and the judge is never going to make a fuckin decision. Fucking, pointing at each element when lockdown started. This script was flipped. It was so easy for the media to make red state people, anti mask, rose and liberals. throw shuttle, Aren't you lost me, there was always of enemy to make red state people anti Mass liberals pro shut. Everyone is so gullible concluding you. Why didn't they? change when the lockdown started up, though, God tell me, there entered internet scientist the common. tat is to keep shit open at an end.

When force masks in stores No argument against this solution has ever made sense way. Everyone. So gullible accept you hear this our one boy. Are you Bobby open minded use plain of you? You figured it out all right. Why did the narrative change when the lockdown started? I followed you up there. The common sense answer is to keep shit open and to enforce, masks and stores. Wulf the narrative changed. Then liberals would have been saying that it was gonna, be a big deal. So. Why would they say, keep shit open, wide. liberals was saying, shut shit down, I don't know dude anyone know

argument against this solution is of as ever made sense to me. Maybe it's I'm sick of seeing fellow brown people on half black half persian cousin, Sure you're wondering I actually wasn't Maybe it's sick, a faint fellow brown people doing livery jobs in working grocery stores, while my White college friends can simply work from home, it's so fucked up. I live in a nice. Looking low income neighbourhood outside of a major city and it looks visibly work. Since this all started, and I don't care if people fuck that up my cousin shop shut down after the city said they need to be stricter because people weren't wearing mass that shit. Wasn't I cousins fault, no one fucked around in there at all, but he had to shut down

so for punishing people, because others can't be smart them. We're punishing innocent people to talk about this shit, all You have also you're talking about your literally trying to herd cats, hear anything It you're trying to hurt, you know upwards of half a billion people all of whom are on the internet, all of whom I think they have the right answer. and I always go to. If you can tell me if an egg is good, for you are bad for you, then you have conquered the fucking internet because there is. Or a red made good or bad for you or if, if that fuckin impossible, Berger is actually a good thing or a bad thing. If you can sift through all that shit and fuck is How do you daddy you do? It is my question. if you're, if your cousin was you say which, according to your brother, you cousin

He was doing the right thing. He absolutely get punished because these fuckin idiots, but like blame for it falls on all of us, blue tie. Red tie media government in regular people. right. It falls on all of us because we're all human. Its everybody's try to do what they think is the right thing. The fuck do I just do not in the end is its it to sit there and the like say that this thing is fucked up because of this political group or this thing, or that thing is just it's not. I don't agree with that. Put it that way. I don't agree with that. Ok, but people who walk around and don't wear mass our fucking warrants and not because I say so say so, because I've talked to doctors and nurses. You know I went in. I got my heart checked out: it's fuckin cedars where the best fuckin hospitals and they were all

side themselves, but I dont know what people are doing. I just did they just work back, amazingly fight, but instead I'm supposed to listen to an expert who doesn't work at cedars, but has are you to jail? I don't know I'm anyway. They have no can action to the problems there scream. solutions for and I think everybody whose like fuckin the other way is not necessarily a doctor, but like there's also, you know the same way. This bad comedian says also bad doctors, but you know get that gig fuck up in Europe, a lunatic who was a medical d. I want to hear something from a mainstream. I don't want talk about it, just I'm sick of it. I fucking sick of it, but I'm going to be the rest of this year. They have no connection to the problems. This framing solutions for my neighborhood doesn't need to be told what to do by governor fuck face gap, he nor anyone else, I've heard behind a poet,

address any of the real issues going on there. our addressing real issues. People are dying, they just don't have the solutions. Okay and he is a catch. Guide to shit on because he's the governor ok, any as fucked up from what I've heard. I don't know, but like tat, the blind died? All these selfish, fuck and constantly cube is Japan. They fucking ADA it up the it's it's also that is just governor fuck face Gavin. It's also some fuck head like that fat fuck, the other We just walking down the Middle Street, who was totally find that if I didn't move, he was you gonna move and then I'm fuckin breed whatever the fuck is inside him and he doesn't give a fuck the same way he doesn't give a fuck if, anyway, the house he lives, it gets the last sleeve cookies because he's obviously eaten up anyway. My your post point bill is no one, has an original point

isn't done out of care or principles. It's done out of inhumane group. Think love you and the podcast love you and thanks for that. guess you kind of lot. This isn't done out of care or principles is done out of inhumane group. Think group thinking you mean Well, I mean, I also think we haven't faced anything like this, my entire fucking life and how shit works is they wait to shit happens you know, if you look at fucking nine eleven and all that shit, they waited until it happened until they got the love of security that they needed to prevent something like that from happening, because money is not spent to prevent shit. Money is spent to solve shit. They know. Fuck do honor! That's why the fuck in the lead.

Sign flaws be out there and they just wait until people die, and then they fix it cause the slaves to money. I have no idea, it's all out. That's all above my pay great, but I respect your opinions and I hope your cousins sharp opens again soon and I hope governor FUCK face gets a little more. informed and I think the average Fuckin idiot walking around out. There were no medical degree, you know who seeks out crazy, fuckin people that agree with their opinion. So they feel justified with being a selfish, can't fucking wake up at some point, but I dont think that go to so so here we set our opinion. Hospital photos of new born and family, a father free, I just want to start up by saying, thank you for your commentary about being a father. I began but that a little more than a year ago, in your insight, helps me remember to enjoy the little moments and be a better farther away Two, if you saw the excitement of my daughter's face when

he learned TAT a whistle last week. She got the balance bike thing down, it's amazing and it gives us, confidence in you. Just tell him how proud you our them and then they want to learn more stuff and they go into it. More confidently lets us He says anyway, I have been thinking about the experience of my wife experienced my wife and I and in the hospital after our daughter was born? Thankfully pre covert, I gotta tell you: I had a kid during covered and it was never safer cause. They they pregnant women, had their own entrance with their first kid. You know anybody could come fuckin walking through the door. So it's actually it's not as bad. Ok, we were in our room when this year

Lady who works for the hospital comes in walking in with a camera saying it's time for us to take some family pictures. When we asked about what happens with the pictures, she said, we would have the art purchasing digital photos and or hard copies but I would like now to take my fucking picture, get out a strategy the picture she stepped away for a couple minutes. My wife and I talked about it- decide not to spend the money because we took quite a few pictures. Are our phones and thought that it would be enough? But when the late came back. She showed us the photos in us. I'd show on a laptop with some twinkling ass, piano music behind my wife and I completely felt for a just bawling acuteness and we end up paying the hundred plus for the twelve digital file. Hospitals, gotta, know hustle, on one hand. It seem like this service is a nice wave for flustered new parents to get some nice photos to remember the day, but it bothers me

that it also feels like this lady played that slide show only to make as vulnerable so we'd be easily, coasted the by do that is pocket hilarious. I swear to God in another life I would get into the corporate world just cause. I wanna be, and I just want to be in one of those meetings like how does that go down? How can I squeeze another hundred dollars? Are these people well? What? If, what? If we're We can only the other day I went to a water park and they had this thing where you could take pictures after where they took pictures on the right and then afterwards you can purchase seven alot of people perch like that idea were gone with this, but you know we can take pictures of Emily the hostile, whether whether the Roman and then, what show my camera or here.

I mean what you see. What have we played sad piano, music, prank gone wrong, prank gone wrong. You guys wanted just forget the whole fucking bastard, I'm sick of talking about it and I'm not making any view dont want aware of where so, what when we just stop, let's just be friends again: can we do that prank gone wrong about doing it? My my fuckin talk about that. Should I will make fun of people but I'm not going to get involved in this shit anymore, prank on right, hey, Billy, Meister, find myself in a little predicament. Hear me am I I've worked out regularly. She started stealing my pre worker powder and I always Insist she by her own, because mine is a little intensity

Spencer, what the fuck is war pre work out partner I always look up this shit. You guys talk about it then I get. I get adds forum for like the next six years. Pre work out powder. All like you drink, like a drink ouch. I was picture you like. You know what it does: weightlifter leg, Lebron James, clap your hands like fuckin way to escape, put up. Ok, I would always insist she by IRAN, because mine is a little intense and expensive yengeese crisis. Gonna fuckin grow chest hair over there of course, she didn't Byron and continue stealing my pre worker. So here is the prank. I filled an empty pre work out container with care Laid and she's been taking it for weeks, we have a beach trip coming up fear she will be.

we'll overreact. When I tell her she's been taking sugar and rich Kool aid, how can I break those two words. So I dont get killed loved the podcasting go fuck, you wait, how long you been doing this It all depends on help how good it that's a humans. Yet these are you fucked up. Is you let her do it for a week? she'd by around. I feel that a data the she's been taking it for two weeks. and you're getting ready to go to the beach one, the places where a woman fails I mean I everybody does, but you know I know women. They think the way they feel that way or a tense.

so yeah? Do you have to have three options here? Yet teller and she gets mad, you don't Taylor. You laugh about it to yourself, the thing about it is. Is you came up with a great a great way, To tell us she needs to get around work out powder, but then you just let her do it for two fuckin weeks, That's what I became weird that you kept going back I'd it's fucking funny that she's been Kool aid. but also you can, I haven't, heard, take ingest get into a body that she doesn't want to take. I know it's just Kool aid

but now the way the world is, there will be some sort of stomach rape at some point. He dropped you're with two waited sugar, but what I do here, why did you wait two weeks? This is what I would do. I wouldn't tell him, I just say: fuck it and in order to keep trick and Kuwait to say actually knocked over spilt it on the floor, he had a vacuum it up when she's not around another cool. It's gone, ok and then should go out your by our own goddamn thing and they need them. Ok, so this would just be a joke. You waited too long. Do you wait too long?

I think you need to read up. Go by a book called a fuckin. Do coolly prank, because you you want to fight funny that you did that and if you just did it one day and he just came out how'd, you feel you forget about work. I just left. Remember I told you to buy the power and you didn't well, I replaced it with cool this morning. You drank cool, it should still be fuckin mad, but she would be met. The fact that you did it for two weeks is fed it's a little fucking weird dude. If you did it for quite a while you, I would say shit, I wouldn't say: should I just act like I spilt it and what I would do is I would I buy some replacement. Our two figures self and I would hide it. What are you If the fuckin hide it, you don't owe me that our heads, you know, I don't know, I guess, Do you stop me? You studied this, this

didn't you waited to fuckin long get had the perfect little fuckin thing and you could have laughed at him and then, when she got mad because we listen, I told you to get your own, your own fuckin powder, In other words, you you'd fuck it up you, I wouldn't tell her. I wouldn't tell it, but I would keep put my foot down that you can't use your power to get our own fucking. Before she has Harry tits others. What that's what you should have done? Well, you know I just to let you know this thing is overloaded and testosterone and, let's just say you might need a fuckin we'd work at a second. You know get ready a back here or she could just respect. You scorn off the rails here, ok, bread Stevens looks hilarious with the Fuckin mass going too much in the post, the post game here right. That's the podcast

Nobody, God bless. She is. oh fuck, yourselves, that I will check on Thursday go celtic scope, ruins go fuck yourself.