Hey, what's goin on its bill burn it's the Monday morning, podcast for Monday March, or does it March sixteenth match much? state two thousand and fifteen as a common cause. The gun here I am trying to do this. Podcast is quickly, I can't have a weird travel week where right now, it's Sunday night and on a Sunday afternoon, I am doing my foot not too shows that the punchline in Atlanta ever one of my favorite stand a comedy clubs. That ever got to work, and I absolutely love this place to start talking about it last week by basically what happened? They lost their lease. I guess they re doing the building or some shit like that are now they after move it. It's literally And a comedy museum

they were nice enough to ask me if I want to do one more night and that's what I'm doing and as you can hear, my voice is much better. It's a little fucked up, but I'm doing much better old, Billy Freckles, all Billy Freckles is back in the Jim. I talk about the second I do have to hide something I have a movie coming out this week are a few more cartier. A movie that a body my Jordan Reuben directed called Zalm, Beavers, that's right, zombie, beavers, you know one of the pocket listings. You have to check off as an actor. At some point, you gotta, be it a movie about zombies. I mean that's just my opinions. May I am just a comedian who tries to actively wants a while, but as far as I'm concerned, you know there's a few walk. It was seen you have to do right. You gotta, get in terrible. It at some point, get punished in the face like you, we would actually wouldn't tell the people shit you gotta. Do at sea.

I view the sea we get chase down the alley in you, throw the trash cans down on the cop leaves over it and you get to the chain link fancy start Is your half way up the grab you and they pull you back down? You gotta! Do that one you gotta go shot and killed, which I did I got shot. And killed, then stand up guys got you I'll, put chain of doesn't better than that. So once you check those off this one thing left to do you gonna do a fuckin zombie movie. You have to do a zombie movie. I, as far as I'm concerned, these Fuckin english counts who go over there, and you know what Oxford, where the fuck there learn how to act. Then they come over here they can do an accident like their fun, Rhode, island and everybody gets all blown away, fuck, all those guys unless an women, unless they did a zombie movie so anyway, somebody might join Reuben, making this movie about zombie beavers rivers that turns zombies,

he's torn the genre right on its ear. Obviously, the movie is making fun zombie, more reason is obviously it's well aware how ridiculous zombie beaver movies are. Is there a zombie I should say so. Please spare me the though how much money do you do that you took applaud those forgetting its finance, fuckin movie, not to do one scene in it with the body of mine and I probably won't recognize, increase, he's gonna weaken a moustache and thou without given away too much. I think, work without us, the more we doesn't work. Ok that might sound again, but if you watch the story, light does works or comes out March. Eighteenth, you know, go, we depart cookie, go down go check out. Zalm, beavers, directed by a good friend of mine, Reuben who I actually yeah when I first came down

New York City ice, do open, MIKE's and work at the Boston, calmly, glove and all that shit way back when they meet him. You know is to perform for my fucking eight people around midnight or whatever. So you know it's great to see him move up the ranks he's now directing movies in shit like that, and he said I get this over the top crazy fuck and movie. You gotta come down funds one day thing, and I am delighted that I had a great time so check it out have a good time, but please don't fuckin text me like. I thought this movie was saving private Ryan. Ok, I understand what it is all right. So spare me you're, fuckin shit, My head tweets in you know your whole. I have the world figured out, fuckin horseshit, I just have a good time with it is what it is. You know me. You don't remember me, read an article

on the way out here that somebody said to me where Pattern Oswald was getting interviewed in some magazine. I guess he's had issues with and I almost fuck and ate the magazine. It was so fuckin frustrating listen to him, trying to convey to the person writing it like. This is fucking. Judging of stand up like why don't we have no right to say our opinion about the joke? It's like you, not a fucking, can be a committee of this fact thing where it's like these fish assholes just sit in a crowd in send to an hour's worthless stand up where everything under the sun is getting trashed and they're laughing along with it, haven't a greater and then all of a sudden one job. They don't like they like wait a minute. Israel is serious now does she really mean that I just like that. Whole philosophy like

If you do like a rape joke or something like that, like that, some wouldn't have rape. Somebody then go out and rape. Somebody. Go out and rape somebody, you don't I mean I grew Watch and Richard prior, I never free based, I never shot a car and made the engine block came out. I didn't have the car, I now come to my house all I never lit myself on fire, That I never went to illegal crap games, you know I never even been or whorehouse player, my hope, is on the street. Ok, you know them. Just fuckin this stupid ass outrage about Nothing in meanwhile, meanwhile, you gotta the people in this country, a small group of people, this country that literally turned the food supply in the poison which, to me, the biggest terrorist act against this country that I can think of EV.

They were eaten a ship. That's gonna, give us fuckin cancer, every body. You know what I mean in these fuckin jerk off or our breakin people's boy those who are out there now, please don't die. Please don't die. Is this think dynamic here. Hang on hang on this, the headphones. Is it out? What's the headphones I'll fuck, I thought my batteries die. That's fucking layers right in the middle and making a great point so guys- are too busy, rather than dealing with, like real. Problems are sitting there, Breakin comics Balls data, open MIKE's fuckin around fuckin around at cheap as its drives me at the fucker. Whilst I was Rina cause, I have tremendous my respect for patent a fuckin. There is one of the best in the business and listening to this fuckin person go like wolves toward above did the fact that a comedian has to debate stand up comedian on an eyeball to eyeball level with someone who is

stand up comic and they literally think that the points that they're making just as legitimate is. The comedians is one of fuckin, arrogant things. Look, I know a little bit about cars, but I will sit there debating. What's a better design with a fuckin mechanic, I guess mechanics don't designing, they fix it, fuck fixes and we're right. There there's my argument: I dont know enough about cars to go I bought the with somebody: Jesus Fucking Christ. What kills me is. The bull shit that they're talking about now in comedy clubs who has been going on for forty fucking here's a comedy clubs and nothing had ever happened, but now This social media and everybody has a fuckin camera in a goddamn opinion, and now this it is running around like the fuckin sky is falling cause. You didn't like the answer to knock knock, whose their fuckin unbelievable these fuckin.

Like I don't do that person is, but that the level of jerk off that they are arrogant, fucking ass, that they think that they can just sit there and in like they have this valid point on set up in punch, with a stand up: comedian, Jesus fucking Christ. I will never understand it. I will Understand people that actually go to accommodate club and get offended. I just I don't understand it and if you get offended, that's tough shit! Ok, you went out to a comedy club all right. That's too fucking bad That's on you are right. I must say this last time, if you fuckin Wanna, have a leg to stand on higher, comedian for you, your own private party, and tell the poorest. The parameters to perform within our right other than that you don't have a leg to stand on and these fucking HANS on these stupid ass websites who watch clipper somebody performing in the comedy club.

They get mad at the comic. The comic is guilty of nothing other than trying out material in a comedy club. You want to get upset, get upset with the person who videotaped it, who was told not to and they're the ones that uploaded it and brought it into your fuckin. Eggshell fuckin world are right. Jesus fucking Christ, but Patten. What about this? I've never done stand up. Is this a valid fuckin point? Jesus Christ? It's fucking the arrogant so that the fork and arrogance of it believe anyways. Will I shouldn't cloud? Don't I have a raw everybody, so fuckin special now everybody's things are so fuckin, God, Damn special growing, Dick okay, let it will slide off your fuckin back Christ. Second fuck and move on to the next joke: a bunch of babies. What a bunch of fuckin I've! Never such a fucking pussy time to be

yet some of the most psycho gangsters shit is going down and nobody's fuckin, focusing on ethical gradually there actually talking about climate. You know that that there could be the number one threat: against Americans is my is starting to slip into the Fuckin Ocean and their breakin. Somebody spoken balls about a relationship joke that they told him a Strip mall in a fucking funny bar that's get more goddamn attention, anyways! Alright, I'm off my fuckin soapbox! Sorry! So anyway, that's flow. Had he is one of my favorite times a year. As far as this is one like, I watch hoop, I don't watch problem. I watch college hoop and I dont get into the whole fuckin march madness. The big dance I like the region the big ten championship and watch her right now. We're was was down by eleven there guess, deficit of the season right now they gotta tied up to sixty seven up you're, probably I believe, for your bill, I'm actually for Wisconsin. I have some friends that went to

to university Michigan. So while I think Michigan moreover, an arch rival and I'm kind of partial to all those fuckin states. So I, like all those states that everybody basically shit on. I gotta be honest with you or the part sessions of the country, the fly overstates, the south. You know those some of those member states in the perfect Pacific, northwest a fucking love all those voices- and I plan you don't I wanna. Do I get to southern buster coming up, which I'm so ridiculously excited about a kick back and wait to get on the bus with law had coach and now version and just go to lino bunch of cities. I never I've never been to Knoxville Tennessee and it's gonna kill me that there's not a fucking football game going on, but I blew through Memphis one time really quickly.

Ever Benda Shreveport. I never I've. Never even done stand up in Mississippi, so to be twenty three years into the business and to be excited about coming out all these new places I care fuck away. I got this killer poster that are then I'm gonna, be for myself out of sounded at the end of every show, an autograph all of them, and now I can't wait. I'm thinking about doing the bus tore later on this year. Where I go through, like you know, Kansas Nebraska Y, all things, the last state Anita performance, so I gotta do a gig out that way, go through Montana, decoders, dad whole fuckin part of the country. Not enough good people, good food- I like it in order me- and I know whatever some of the dumb shit, that people on the coast to give people shit about them in the middle of a country like

because they know what's goin on more in the fashion worlds or different kinds of music. Or fuckin whatever. Like me, while, like the middle of the country's like our food supply, you know how these fuckin headphones driver me fucking nuts, come on man or, like you know, you know all these morons, you don't know who the whatever you consider arrived, you don't they don't know where to get good sushi, but they can fuck and take a part, a car and put it back together better than where it came from the factory. But there's a lot of fuckin cool shit out there. I think anyway so beyond excited for that the first week, the end of the tunnel. We are we end up in New Orleans. We spend the next day

I once it's gonna, be a shit and then the last time, the last night of the tour we're gonna be at the Kentucky Derby. So that's about his goods. If I can get so arm, tickets are on sale for all dates. Right now got a billboard, dot com and pick up a pair, and I will come down I'll give you will give you fuckin monies was so anyway, I mention, then all Billy freckles was back in the Jim and you know the holidays, and then I did that that fuckin trip through, were you, know: Australia, New Zealand, New Zealand in South EAST Asia, combination that rose ball, and all that became our belief that again now get up like a buck. Eighty four so fuckin pissed at myself when I started my fightin wait when sixty eight to one seventy two. So this time,

I've decided not only to get myself back and shape, I'm gonna say what wait. I'm gonna, be you don't even I'm not gonna fuckin do sometimes shit stand on the scale and showed you guys, but just the mere fact that I'm gonna be was this way too fuckin quiet from such a dumb count when it comes to the ship just to what just saw focused with it. I keep trying to get down to the last time I had a flat slackened stomach and I had ebbs. I was a box. Sixty two The closest I've ever gotten was one sixty seven, but even then even then I don't wanna. Do it right? I still am the belly, you don't owe me because you start dieting, actually end up losing muscle and that type of ship figure out how to do it without going, the g and see and get an awful fuckin Cancer is shit, whatever the fuck that there's no fuckin way. That stuff is good for you, that science

powdered shit that the FDA doesn't even have to look at the sea. If it's bad for you, someone tell me all that shit out those milks that are supposed to build muscle, so I don't get in trouble. Now that they have like metals in them. There's other should have metals in it. I have no fucking idea. I don't know I'm drinking of bottled water here. This is probably bottled like fuckin ten years ago said no fuckin warehouse. God knows what the hell's in my system now but anyways just for the you're, vanities of it. I want to see it can get back down there. So I've been hit in the fuckin elliptical and I was doing good man. I got down like a bug. Seventy eight, but I fucked up last night khazar I made homemade ravioli first I have tried doing that and I watch this video, but these people put up of their right off the boat

your grandmother. If you guys have listens podcast. If you knew the podcast, I fucking love Italians. I love their country. I love their food. I like cars. I like the flashy shit that therein too, you know what I mean, version says I'm a closet, fuckin Italian. So it's not. For me to go in any the goddamn food, I gotta figure out how to least make an attempt at making it Oh, you know I Well, you know get sums semolina right and I fucking. Nor did the whole well thing too. Propounded made a pound of the ship and my fee, in the actual passed up. Part of the the falcon the ravioli par came a great feeling I had the wing because it really say what the recipe one so I kind of I bald. It now also forgot to add an egg to it. So stood a little weird was all too sweet at some sugar and a little bit his sentiment in it was summer cottages.

He's right there. You like, while that's fucking, weird group of you say you gonna, make sure everything right now try to eyeball itself, but my big fuckin. Is the ravioli. Thing that I have. I have like a trade war wait lay one sheet down when you put the filling in it in each. The things, and then you lay another what you do and egg wash and lay another one on top of any get. This roller thing don't get those dusting, fuckin suck just get the stamp because even after all, that bullshit this is the second time I try to make it like that percent of unexploded. In all this, came out any ways when I was when I was in the midst of trying to cook the falcon thanks, but that's three hours of my life I'll never get back. What else am I doing here? I'm sorry guys! It's all over the fuckin map, I literally just landed- and I gotta do show here the picking me up- What else am I doing here? I'm sorry guys. This is all over the fuckin map. I literally just

landed and I go do show here the picking me up in a fucking an hour, so I'm gonna wrap this thing up and put on my yeah my stage make up before again owner again and state, I'm not even semi too Can advertising has got anything meanwhile, as looking this up? How about those fuckin broad's? What do you think about them? Those motherfuckers- plan mediocre all goddamn year and then finally, I don't know: what's happened like they're, nice little run their right before the summer break and then all of a sudden you know they went. Back do, you know, went to lose two when one lose three went to lose one that bullshit, and all of a sudden there plank plague Their play off lives beat the penguins regime recently been all over the map. I don't beat Detroit to be fairly, they beat the penguins, they be Tampa Bay.

Thrown a nice little run here, in our view If we could make a sweat by the Canadian this year, but it's just a clean up regular season. They get into the play out. Anything can happen and eyes I think the Stanley CUP, when he's gonna come out of the west. Which means once again the Montreal Alchemy Canadians will go home cutlass which really makes me fuck happy. Are. You know I get so excited about. Is that when they sweep in the regular season I get. I get text messages from Montreal. Canadian fence like their lives, ultimately excited that they swept the bronze, meets a fucking compliment back in the day, didn't give a fuck dated one. Carpet was a failure. Neither celebrating shit that they did in March I just love. I love that now there that there is actually thirty fuckin teams. You don't mean all that

I bullshit goes out the goddamn window. You know when you competing with five other fuckin teams in and you get she had to sign anybody within a two hundred mile radius your goddamn city and you live in Montreal yeah, it's a bit of an advantage. I'd say: I'm gonna go out on a limb and say you gonna go a little bit of a run, their fuckin broods with first dibs, on the best player from Vermont. I'm telling you they got this kid down therein ok. Now wounds socket, Rhode, island, ways. Ploughing. I had you, I might have to stop this fuckin pockets. I've got my information here. If we want, information information Hawaii, the new number two, whose number one. Oh by the way, if you don't want to ruin that that shit was imitate last week about that rich guy.

I never knowingly light. I never. I never purpose knowingly light there's some news about him, in the in the papers. Just please do not look at it. If you watching that serious because can a ruins the series one way or the other, because it's basically trying guess whether or not this guy will Again, I don't brought to justice. Some information at it that I should have said that should now people can look it up. Just fucking tweeted anyways the such cuts where the fuck my God, the Timorese you do the advertise. Why? can you show

to do this, a segments you know I'm just going to act like I'm coming just say them do in advertising are added in later. Ok, we will be right back what the Monday morning Plan CAS after these messages. All right, then, we are back wasn't at a great rate than I did in the future. In the fog. In Chill. I woke up this when and by do whether whoop Last night I was seven forty five, a m flight ripe cement. Why three point four Wisconsin observing with two minutes ago. So I woke up. Last night atomic if that I had the seven forty five a m flight. She goes. You know I'll, give you the right to the appalling, alright you're a sweeter Then she mentioned that there was the l, a marathon I would like all will get up early will we find the blah blah blah blah blah.

So we go we wake up in the morning and we start driving down the street in every Fuckin street is blocked off so And you have jumped on the highway. Crews and down to the election and she kept bitching about the traffic she was gonna run to announce, go look the other side of the fuckin highway. There's nothing here! Stop being so, a pussy. You know domain, you yeah, my life is perfectly comfortable. You know women are right, the second the fuckin c is one degree to fuckin, cold or words too hot. They just start bitch, and you don't owe me, and for some reason we don't just go to shut up. You don't, I don't know why we don't do that. Why we don't more often they just fuckin addicted to fuck incomplete it's a she's bitch more often complain hours. Vulcan crap bought a goddamn.

Ethic. Meanwhile, if she had some forty five, a m flight out of pocket driven, lieutenant unwanted, given a fuck. The great I'm a morning person she said to me. She was held fuck you, this awake homeless people are here, get up in the morning he's had a you this week, As I told you, I had a paper from the time, Wasn't there are great? I had a paper Rhode Island Bert knowingly lied about sleeping in IDA paper. From third grade until freshman. Your high school. I kept that paper route until freshman year a high school to work like weird like was coming up. Like my voice had changed and shit, I was still delivering newspapers It was considered a little kid job before the bankers. Completely Dover. Everybody has everyone upside down an out and out like actually in adult second job, delivering newspeak and I kept it because I like tat money like my whole life, I had money like you,

a paper route right in the third grade. You had no overhead in every rent, you didn't have any woman in your life right, you couldn't drink, You couldn't do drugs, who just one- You took home, you had perfect spending on football cards and. Fuckin candy, that's all I've jointly by what has the following two by sandwich. I give a shit soil said fuckin money- and I remember that my kids for calories Bahman money off their parents, I'm gonna go The junior high. I didn't, I always had like an extra five bucks on me, which five, was like Heaven. Fifty bucks on you, when you were in the sixth grade mean lunches. I swear to God, would like a dollar ten. He doubles four to twenty I know I'm old go fuck yourself, that's what it was like a dollar fifty, maybe for lunch. Suddenly it was a dollar and change. So I'm

that people vs with quarters and shit like that. I also I would look than I thought they were pathetic. Even back I'd like to get a fucking job, always bomb in one if your parents, but then I was jealous because they got to sleep in on Saturdays and Sundays, the paper. That I delivered the Boston Globe in the Boston Harold came. Seven days a week, three and sixty five days a year. Told the story before I went from third grade until sixth grade. Before I finally had a day off. What did it every single day for like three years in the always? Why Debs? Because we finally took a family vacation, we have gone for a week. Level we let the forget who we let do the pay. I think it was the newspaper company themselves, we let them do it, and I came I had all these fuckin complaints because it was some like fucking seven twenty eight year old guy who's I'll get imposing

night before so. You just drive down the street and just fucking throng. You know what rubber band around elastic, whatever the fuck, you say in your part of the world, just throw out the fuckin window right, do a puddle. Reduce shrub and no one could find it and never come back. What he bitching me aren't you now go away. Cherub Mozilla! I wasn't here last week I was you know I was our vacation, but my first one in three years. You can't could you let me in the house, may make a warm up What is my nostrils sticking together? Every time I fuckin inhale cold out. What is your problem? What happened? the one fuckin week I was on a hundred and fifty six week. Tear will you in your fucking door, dry every God. Damn day, seven days a fucking, we gonna break my balls because I took a week off right there right down there, but that should have. Let me know

Let me know what I was in for when you get when you get stuck older. Just that constant, there's, always a fucking problem. You know I mean just somehow you just gotta like. Are you know if you guys can figure out a fuck away to to get woman to sustain happiness. They can get it but to get him to sustain it, just go for a nice three four day was last time. Your wife, your girlfriend three four day run, was in a good mood crews and along. Let me yet just where, whatever I worry about, it's all good fuck didn't get all this for, contains airport I never knowingly trashed women. I never knowingly lied about my experiences with them. What counts is gonna win this fuckin thing. Now the rapid touch it I'll tell you about.

Get ball, you know it's. A game runs I sought, Think today were yeah coming. Yeah, I mean. He's in China now and he has was- he has a good like a fuckin, Why don't you want to some pigs summit in Beijing? Right is poor falcon. Asked the guys, like nine three tall, because It is above the smug level that goddamn town go on in their fight and a good site for his people right nuts did you like? Why would a Greek I mean this guy's got all the money, the fuckin world. Plain in the NBA. He doesn't have to do this and is worried about his countrymen in the guise locking up the steps right You can just see you, no fucking people Who was that all its they never comfortable, nothin's built for their size? You know. They fucking. You know the amount of work they are hard has a duty to fuckin there

It's the same size is art, swayed Do you like a bunch of eighty seven foot? seven year old, you like, I, can think of his bill Russell. We worry dies in the fifties, because a year is the same. Size is a guy like my size like five ten, and it's got a pump all their blood to your tippy, toes we fuckin time. It's a lotta got their work right. You got our pm's your red line in it there. So here's a guy woken up all these. Fucking, stairs a foot tall, dude. We're in some story doesn't have to be there and you should see the picture. There's a bunch of people taking pictures the gates like fucking the fucking. We Malone. He's going in there making sure the next time you double park, you don't get run over by a tank right. Can you do the guy is solid and get the fuck out of the way and that, where the word from you said it, We have really filibustering on my own fucking podcast, because

still haven't got the questions. Are you shit for the weak, Jesus climates and no fuckin text here by the way a year You know, I told you guys. I was gonna work by nice, fuckin car. I know what I'm gettin. I know what I'm are there any say sorry about the delay. Sending now was waiting on ads, ok, cool. I know what the fuck em when again and I'm not. To tell you guys Signor Ripley, buying an old car and about an old car. That's gonna cost me about four grand with a straight body and then I'm gonna get the falcon interior done any you get it all fuckin painted right. Then, on top it's gonna. Look like the midst Sixtys. When the car came out and underneath, Gonna be fuckin twenty, fifty just like those cars, I see them make an honour on fast and loud.

Watch that show so much. I fucking love that show and I Basically I mean I'm trying to think of a car. I ever saw them make that I didn't like. I mean I love most everybody in the worst I ever had as I still liked it. I still Precisely what they did they just make such great fuckin cars, and I got something that ship, Sidney, going like like a wild and be another douche bag. Dr and one of these? Are every fuckin? Sudan looks like a goddamn dinner role. Now they all looked the exact. Or I can go out- like Richard Rolling Stock and find a fuckin car. You know granite, learn how to do it saw paid through the nose, but I'm gonna, fuck I'll, find a car that law school. That has potential get the fucking thing painted redo. The interior, like it just came up the factory than underneath. You know everything is fucking. Twenty fifteen twenty

Fifteen fuckin technology. That's wrong! That's that's! My game plan and I wait till it. At the build starts going in this one. I actually show your pictures of when I get this thing done. It's it's. It's gonna be a mean, mean look at fucking, Unfortunately, I have weird taste in cars I like to think its original. You know every fuckin jerk off people are out there once they shall be right. There, on a g t all they want the fucking. Whatever? Was it that six? seven corvette try power thing, other split window. When everybody wants the same Fuckin five cars me why you got all these other bad ass, fuckin cars that are just sitting there was cancer wind. Was that the big ten champion friendship yeah. They got that sort of everything. What's that Second AMC championship had, I don't think it has now been ten champion. Congratulations

congratulations to the university was constant for winning the big tend. The two thousand fourteen two thousand fifteen big ten basketball champion. At the end she ate a visual level, regulations to stand up comedian, an excellent fellow all around followed me Craig, whose the great stated Wisconsin, who actually now has me now human justice are you actually to comedians than I know there are big, was constant badger fence. So, ah they actually got me into one was concept the last time I toward through Wisconsin I with me and he knew all the spots dolls. But to go in Fucking Darien shit out there had a great guy

in time, alright, let's get. Let's get to some of the let's get to some other fuckin advertising. Bullshit. You come on man. This is what is one the promised when you try to a podcasting, you still have the Iphone for us. What we want from you like old shit, love God for the love of fucking God. Could you load kitchen low, just one fuckin time? What are they? block your internet at the airport. Why do they do that? They think I want tweet dead bad that are going to sign up for the twenty minutes. Some sit at the fuckin gape. Please tell me Failing Tell me that you as a person draw the line there and you categorically fucking refuse to pay for internet at the fuckin at the fucking what he called at the airport. What am I doing, Lucy's kitchen, what the fuck is that allows us to figure out how to cook the ravioli for all right.

Let's see if I can get get to my goddamn emails for the week here, come on one type, one time, Let's see, work, let's see it. Work and they are not here all right. Jesus Christ. Right now, I feel like I'm doing like a telethon and there's nobody watching. Then I desperately need like college to be colony, and so I can actually fuckin Philip this this space here anyway, what's coming to March, madness is coming up everybody, the madness of March, who do you like our youth filling in your brackets? I can't sit down and watch it. You know you, I'm gonna get sick people that don't actually play the fucking game. Getting this level of involved like you play like be like a fantasy GM. You know me like: don't you shiite Bragger, I picked all evoking you know. I want to see our see. You had a fuckin lay up.

I want to see you go out there and take a jump. You know that even the hours Ella Stupid Ass well it headphones, keep cut now tell me you don't want to see you do. I want to see? You just run down the fuckin all just remotely in an athletic way. If you can do that, then I will take a look at your bracket there should be that you normally like when there's a sports bar before you the sports, why they should throw you fucking bullshit, you get to pick your sport football basketball baseball hockey, you get to pick your support. Any get. Three three tries to hit the ball Fuckin through a tight spiral, go top shelf with the pact fuck him he'd have free throw you get three four contrives. If you can't do it, that's it you're not going in the bar. That's it then, you guys got do twenty push up. If you can't do that, you're not allowed it. That's a great fucking idea.

Rather than do what you usually do, when you open a places you let every fuckin animal on the planet come into the fucking ways what if we actually had a sports bar and they ran like Dino those dance clubs where that, with or without the Ladys, get all fuckin dolled up and try to go around the line. You know and they let them all in and there's a guy. You stand there like a jerk off the studio. Fifty four ships like if you have the right, outfit only get to go and what, if they actually did that it a sports bar the debt would actually. If you actually had great food and great booze, but you did that on the outside, like I do his deal euro, you never been before we get to when he asked on F bags coming into this pocket facility are right. We want peace There are not only sports fans but can actually play. The fuckin gave right.

No fucking poses in here. So pick your boys. What do you want? You want to fuck you wanna Basque. You want football, or do you want to try to hit a fuckin slider right and they really throw you was lighter with slider there you go look We have come up with amazing ideas that would not work. Because what would end up happening is such that fuckin blogger would go down there with black swaying glasses in this sector. They found out. They couldn't go into this place that they didn't really want to go into to begin with would blog about it. They would be on tv going? What does that say? What is the same society or all of our people? were to do, that they do that that those dance clubs, if you good. Looking enough, if you not a hearty they don't let me in Euro They never offended me

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you go and how long would you wait it out. Where a guide. I gotTa Alabama. I gotTa Alabama man has. Jake me a day will hurricanes, but I gotTa Alabama, when I would urge pick the crimson tied or pick Auburn. And I would just get involved in that and then I will just be committing from their or you know. If the are truly rising. I guess I would move to maybe Tennessee I like the south I moved to like Western Tennessee where between Nashville Memphis, I would live there. Get myself spread drive. My old truck and now fly to my gigs. I'd probably do that

I don't think California only as a year of water left, I think it's gonna rain between now and then but we'll see Brunos What do you do? I mean I'm in this business I have to be in California. I have to live on a fault line and die give a shit where you live, we're gonna be effected by global forming the end is gonna come there's too many fuckin people, to God damn selfish and it is our destiny to destroy ourselves now, having that go out there and have a good time. While it less that's. How I look at is then up lifting great all right weight, loss, Billy Billy boy right, I've been dying to email, you four months, but I figured I'd wait. Does. It make any sense. We go along wait. My man and I got a girlfriend out of it. Girlfriend out of it promotion due to the the confidence of the very first part

episode when you started That shaming. I was all in I start away. Yup early in running there. You go man. Now you go then on a week into running. I was listening to the podcast during a run, and you mentioned clear, I started thinking If I'm going to be up early, I might as well get that dog I one day ago. That's a chick, magnet right. Then I started before a black lab but ended up with a pit. I named Moby he's white brown spots, Jesus fucking love those dogs. There rare I've been told anyways, it looks like me. If I worked out knows a pitiful rise got freckles there anyway, about it. I'm down eighty two and a half pounds as of this morning since October, the first twenty fell off. Then it was just ten a month combat the Chicago loved here you on the bar stool, rundown. Thanks for the honesty they go body, Well. You know what I let myself go a little bit here so well,

I'm trying to do the same. Fuckin thing. Scanner you travel, so I just make sure you write like am water, resource strip, mall Strip, mall area. All I get an Arby's. I never eat Arby's somebody fast food, roast beef, always that's too Adventurous for me, which is hilarious because Alida Mcdonald and God knows what the fuck that is, you know I don't know what it was. My whole life but remember like forty years to be eating. Mcdonald's officer me how this advertising campaign now a hundred percent, real beef and cyclical what the fuck was it before right so little unsettling That's ass, a man, I'd fetchin people towards the liver, silly way to try to get you to fuckin lose way, but you really have to do. You have to fetch shame yourself if it some you're, not disgusted with yourself. Like hope and be disgusted with yourself, because you know you better than that

What are you doing right now? You sitting down look down on stomach. Oh man, you better than that right. You know you are you better than just give a summer times come up get a job. Bonnet March. Yeah. Well, you waited like a fat lamb go out like a lion. I saw. Check the other day on Alan? Do these polyps right and she's don't worry about losing wages, worry bucket and strong force in that kind of like birds. Like you know, I, like that philosophy, go to the gym, get stronger then all the ship will hopefully for in the place. That's great man good for you, eighty two and a half and you ve got in passing. You need that's six months. That's right through the holidays, to do that, fuckin hard core and when you only started drop in ten instead of twenty, you didn't quite like a see you kept going so good for you, Madam said he social life picked up to see that he did it. So can you drop some

We get a dog and start walkin around smile and people in your life will change right tax bill. My girlfriend soon to be wife? I hate Would she I'd say you? I hate that word to its way to fancy forts corner my fiance Oh really welcome the Applebee's and I work life My will soon be wife and I were talking and she said I would. I should own tuxedo because I'll always need one and it's better to have my own. That fits instead of getting ripped off with red. Those every time You're fuckin senator on your own business. We constantly entertaining people. He said I told her. It was unnecessary. We both have great jobs but not enough to buy a toxic. Our thinking of reasons why I shouldn't also styles change, I told her and it be outdated. Do Europe do on it?

NEA sounds like she knows a thing or two about style. She definitely does. Has she ever suggested this to you thanks and come back to Chicago now? now she hasn't and we would want my fucking James Bond, who needs who needs to own a tuxedo like. The love you know, people own tuxedos like are doing Something really dishonest and their constant had throwing these big fuckin parties because they know they're going to jail soon, so that trying to bang is much hot ass as they can. They try to get to know many politicians and cops as they can and judges to try to keep them I started the slammer other than that. No do bite a tuxedo is about as dumb as buying of boat. You don't buy about. You want a friend who has a boat. Ok, you don't need a taxi, that you fuckin read what you read one and then you fucking give it back itself. Nobody gives a fuck. You know me, I think, anyways

I'm trying to think why you don't fuckin tuxedo in you. I never even thought I never in thought for one second, that the style would change. I'm trying to think the amount of time that even worn a tuxedo I wanted my senior prom. I think I wore wanted a wedding war- was a black tie event. It may be said of the day is that a roast back at the Friars club, an ad aware what I think, maybe three times. Three times in my life forty seven in June. Three times in my life. Have I ever wanted tuxedo look at you, fuckin renting one every month and it cost you a hundred bucks. Then I get yeah. Guess it's no brainer you'd want to go out and buy one

But also grandiose, you get all your weight fluctuate. You go up. You go down you up your down to fucking payment As you know, by wanting you twenties means kind of agreed Will you stay in shape? That could be you fucking? U barometer. Can I still feel My tuxedo shirt. God, damn it don't make up in red sharks, verse, helicopters you're Billy, red tits. That's just mean they're alabaster I I guess certain fears are for certain people. I surf in blood the fear of sharks. While you fly over sharks in surfers, didn't helicopter blocking out the fear of flying. The helicopter, that's. Why I'm in the water- and you are flying the helicopter to me, the helicopter would be scariest shit, love you, Scarier than fuckin being eaten alive by a fuckin monster, fish. Let me ask you this if you,

The Jews, but we flying in a helicopter. It loses power in within fuckin ten seconds. Land or being in the water having a shark come up to take a chunk audio leg, to see what you are and see if your edible energy, bleeding out the fucking thing comes back and finishes you off. I don't know I'd rather get it all down at once. You know what I mean you. Do you rather have the window shopping, slow, death? I'd like that, done? Nice, nice and quick, not to mention. You know they train you in a helicopter what to do if there's a problem an unbelievable amount of fucking control. Provided you reactors really like when the lower pm porn goes on you slam the collective down, and you

merely start to order rotate. You have an unbelievable amount of control in a helicopter, whereas with surfing. I mean I don't know. What do you suppose you? What do you suppose the punch, the shark in the nose and shed at an arctic might? But did I tell you respect what you don't surfing spanish sponsorship and it has to be his ship. The fact that you would do it, in war in shark infested waters which, as far as I'm concerned, is every is Entire ocean, because that's where all the sharks are there in the ocean, but you know this port really Christy Citizen for. Bill. Have you seen the documentary on Edward Snowden? No, I but I feel really bad that I haven't kept up on that because I feel, like you did me a solid where he was. Making this this.

Designing this this, whatever the fuck, the computer word, is forced to spy on me and everybody else, and he actually the spine to say: I'm not gonna help. You guys do this. I think he did was patriotic and nobody at his back anyway said it's really amazing. I tried to avoid it. Because I don't want my blood pressure to spike. Getting me, about the other, say she's practice practices, but it was great you, see how com and thoughtful Snowden is he handled. We think as well as he could citizen for is what it's called. I will definitely. Watch that. As soon as I can I should also say that watch it downloaded that's that's your homework for the weak watch citizen, for check out Zalm beavers. If you can I actually watch an unbelievable movie. Last night

Let's start SAM Rockwell, who really is one of the best actors of all fuckin time he's fucking unreal. It's called moon check it out, then really fucking Me out that movie or less people rather than our. I apologize, if not a little bit longer, but. Are we doing another Thursday Monday morning, podcast river fuck? You want to call it again this. Week. So why give you comedy it's a classic clips from the old pockets and once again thanks every felicity check out Zopyrus. Check out citizen for check out soon Rockwell in Moon a dog and congratulate was constantly the big ten championship. That's it go fuck yourself to talk to you next week.