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i'll jorgensen from ministry right here he's got a new album common out forever really want to come on my stupid podcast promoted one of the legends of really bless thirty years quickly you invented an entirely new kind of music write you a real credited with coming up with what do they call industrial like someone didn't i just think it was probably a bed brain of acid in the nineties that's what you're getting credit always back into the eighty so are you well yeah that was the good strain of acid the nineties gonna went down hill but what is what is the golden age of ass it would you say the sixties definitely one they finally figured out the the dm two compounds that we're inorganic plants were able to make it chemically that was the golden age because it was pure and before it is the streets and they cut at which strychnine baby aspirin where else my recording i mean i live lieutenancy

for two years out here and jesus christ while you survived not only those survive i can't wait for the baltic amount because what you do is you just have me inject like psychedelic com on that were sent to him by universities around the world and then he'd take notes on me as the guinea ms universities code for the cia who's that actual like universities all alec studio so wait so how'd it go how well how do you meet a guy in our z bring our pay you want to live with me for while you not pay rent i'm just going to occasionally inject you with some asked if i got through the male that's allegedly from a university well story of our wonderful term is actually better than being with terrorism at ten through william boroughs which was in these regulatory on how i william bird

and we get a video we play wide receiver for the use to nurse was nervous canberra can i know is that sees that money will be writers that i never read did he right naked lunch he wrote lay dead amongst other things nova express the guy's a genius and we want a working within because basically because we coupled with some of these in word and warner brothers wooden release our record at the time was some sixty nine i believe them early nineties and they wouldn't released they said well we can't get clearance for this and so it was a little blurb and random notes and rolling stone said ministerial postponed for another year until they can figure this out and then the boroughs people call me and said no he asked us we'd be happy to give you this shit man while you know aid

when do you want to work you wanna do some other stuff they were all happy about it so then i wonder hanging out with bill in kansas all went one did the album come out and so they do not to show the foods shell for about three months but it wasn't like the year that there were saying in all this and then we go your answer than william bill boroughs introduce me to committee larry during that lala pellucid to war and then out and allow the polluter tourist on i was kind of sick iraq music so i just wanted to take a year to off because it was just it was this really growers who says you know all the after parties and all this stuff it just it just gets old after all so wasn't no music it was happening at the time was just you burned out from all the parties in everything so i moved in with the psychedelic man of all time to get my dick has just

glad i was always drawn a picture how business this who's gonna work like i was sick of the parting so i moved in with timothy larry so you could experiment on me with like acid in shit you know you know launch the the notes that he took on all of my trips because this is a weekly fancy you fuckin trip and and this guy she's looking at you taking notes in the corner i never was dropped ass it is that all you could say oh no no no i injected sorry like a fuckin lab rat ok he allowed objective because you knew i was a junkie at the time i'm done drugs and fifteen years by the way except for psychedelic silent on heroin cocaine alike why why psychedelic it's a cheap easy over way to to get to what people would call enlightenment as opposed to light doing it through yoga

drank meditation just takes too long this just cuts to the quick and you are right there while the police know that's why i don't like weed versus alcohol i feel like alcohol you earn you know you all you gotta get it down the had should make the face and like we slushy this shit they got now it's like you take two or three talks and then you sit down and it's like you borderline trip and i just off like i earned it so i get the feeling you trust one could well say there's a mean as far as like textiles and in the modern age this is cotton in and now this is my shitty thing i'm the guy can't move too much i'm sorry it's one of the few things that have actually improved over these recent years is the quality of part

and obviously the quality of electronics thanks to like stolen alien technology will open a fuck we gotta go and bring it here the quality part is improved to the point where it's almost like used to really get stoked for like a weekend of mushrooms and now i say you smoke part every day and it's just like the weakened and mushrooms sake the same thing here the parts improved especially real here i've never taken mushrooms either i know that the hallucinate lets you love this week to vancouver should be i'm gonna blow job would some shoes you don't want to do i mean by basically i think it's just my headphones keeps cutting out but i'm watching the little bubbles here and keep goin up like i'm talking so you seem good ok cool

well those you know there's a lot of people out there like myself that have never tried in eu ship so what what is it like to be on on mushrooms i'm never going to do it maybe when i get like my kid you're grows up and goes out of the house eel do not i don't want to do it i happy way like going to fuck in july joshua tree behave like lucrative rock formations don't don't do that but i want to best glowing like last week in outlook and screams unit you need to be a veteran at that point you don't go into a more wouldn't like fluorescent lights like home de boer lows unless you inexperienced stripper that's one incidents happen if you go in there and you ve done this a few times you find yourself smoking at the absurdity of places like lows deep alright strip mall there's things like this but if you go their first time

this year for i don't blame me for bail always shovels freakin i'm gonna dig my grave not the first time i actually i think actually was trip and a little bit was i ingested weed and then went to the airport to board in a national flight made two and a half five brownies and i was just it was way too much and i think i know i did some sort of brain damage and i just never fucked with it again i just it fell again you like ice that told a story opium anything on timber you like when you footfalls asleep really bad guy it felt like there was a ball of that like just sitting on my head like others those those things you use in the shower those big puffy things it felt like there was like that size of it just sitting right on the crowd on my head and i was like need hung over the last few days costa rica and i got off

i thought i was gonna get arrested all those things i did not express an alleged ship but yes i just i was like because you know i was there corny kid in my world it was legal you know like it or not a drug man it's illegal it's a simple high to destroy lama simple gaia now sampler high and and there's a third there's a spot for alcohol in one's life i would i would assume but yeah it's a bit more complex shortsighted election weedin shit like this and an heroin and at first can always is really actually did psychedelic at first and then it becomes a day to day dragon routine which you're not using the drugs drug is using you all these great cliches level of la longue is that take when is the honeymoon over with heroin oh well technically looking back on my days couple decades of doing that i would say after the vote

first it really now and then you spend the next twenty years trying to recreate that first here now able to like try heroin right this is so bad for kids listening we were able to try heroin in work way from it is can people try it and walk away from it just now i dare say i think i think there are and especially because the first time you who are generally it consumes the body so much that you're just show not used to this kind of like forced almost to hyper loop on all into the unknown that you throw up alas after four assignments if you like air seconds you tell importing into another reality seriously it's it's like that i'm gonna do so a lot of people like i remember the first time i got drunk i was like eight years old my pain said some kind of like sixties kind of tv theme

cocktail party further mixed sounds like drew barrymores childhood somebody european aid both turned aid let's get a phone call great parents not we're like out i want to ruin and like emptied all the drinks that people have left this tiki heem party my parents as a body i think you're mainly drinking what some kind of gin based on the general aim of all its evil genius just i'd like that and i got so violently sick i never want to drink liquor again but here i am i mean i still drink liquor it's the same thing with heroin it's like their first time you're gonna probably get sick because your bodies overwhelmed so you sort of a loose i was sorry just major super relax like my idea of it was in train spotting when that guy shut up in the richest fell into the rugged sunk into the floor which actually

likewise i look so amazing that's why i just can't deal at the side effects i mean that scene and get out we're like the lady gets the teaspoon on the carbon flowed down chair the black do not i mean also have trips like down on her own heroin is actually in opiate i mean as mr crowley and even lord byron from like the eighteenth century dazed dabbling in opiates morphine back in and just like well you know there's bad trips and good trips but it is traps will accept that a lot of the time you're not a weak link the twelveth civil rights it's more like a controlled or on controlled dream scape that you're having even more on control than usual how do you legs feel afterwards i gonna buy back in the day when new york was new york and i guess you know corner there will be a junkie just not now on heroin

mary usin sellers bit about how they never tipp over or something like that but like oh yeah anything was but that they would be in like doing like the longest squad ever you know domain you know if you do i get set at ten you're fuckin size of burden so how does it feel that's that's what i would think i wouldn't think manage guys fuck in his life orbits minus thirty areas no code on any issue stand him is slowly go down on the ground like how do you legs only how do we fix where were they feel like afterwards ask yourself this man say transport yourself to the amazon jungle you got slots there that should there and hang on this one branch for like days in the top right those

joey poop like once a week i'm thinking about getting one is a pet so when i go on towards a just put it diaper autumn and i come home and i mean anything to set aside easily move three feet over that's that other lobbies and it's the same thing as being a junkie very much like islam and and i say this much for slots there's some all you want but they ve been around for over three million years now

there is therefore a group of people out there just trashing slots just like you said you can t you can talk shit about oil i've seen it i've seen it on the inner webs where like people are like downright bashing slots like such a sad world well well that's capitalism that's america we don't like slots we like and gaiters you know if you can't you fat fuck and try to make money off that's what that's what slots is like being a junkie and yes you can do superhuman feats of hang on a tree branch for three days go into squat position you probably thought like you know what you're in an alley your high out of your fucking mind on heroin and go out shit and you probably start the squad and about three days later you finally finished well you know the one thing that the one good side effect of heroin seems to be if you survive

kind of shapes borderline shredded for the rest of your life what is that do i ever fuckin guy than every rocks i've ever seen only had a ten year period on heroin seventy they like zero percent body fat they still i've adds wasn't for their old skin hanging off they could model underwear manages to screw me per year they can now i ask william bruce what the fuck is going on around here leave blowing settled even know who that guy is usually floors i think he's from eighty five probability breaks into houses that's his things work throughout the leaf blow william boroughs at seventy eight looked like he dated eighteen which he looked like he was seventy eight but you never change right it was like this weird pickling there are those on one attics get that again pickle that normally was

on heroin but of course i was on the macedon programme for eighteen years invented by the nazis you know another to be frank on your face to larry's for all this shit you did on ethical and spent fifteen years since even touch they should i heard your podcast thy sweet bitching about like oh your fifty let me are you the next ten years because i'm gonna be turning sixty this year urine fulfil now man i'm going to stay in my fifties now i don't care how old are you trying to organise fought out now you treat me like slots right now nigh resented you're fucked i mean just look i give my rod twenty miles a day and a stationary tell everybody what you watch when you do it

you tell me ass though she were less time i talk to the show the reality show used to watch when you would our that six hundred pound life that's so you'd sit there watching my wife's started watches outside near you have to shut this is our greatest lose their funny fat the other day everybody fan and a shower scenes six power life actions focusing on a girl kirsten or something then seven minutes are taken over closing getting into a shower its literally fat core porn on tv knowing the thing is they don't act like like with the guys they don't have to blur out anything like this fat covers why it's like they have they ever gonna fuckin speed or made out of fat i saw this one guy he was like clean up against the wall in the shower and his stomach hung all the way down to was fucking ankles i mean

oh my god when they come in and the wife will come in and she has let you know that that we do not do it yourself croatia we get that scrub russia's they do we are warning and is lifting up a roll of fat and she just and the guys i never like it's like he's trying to hold up a refrigerator but its hunting myself i love that show that and a ride everyday to either six hundred pound life or body bizarre which is in nobody's that that that's that's things were pete we'll have tales and eight legs joined it there to head or like birth defects yeah what do they call in body czar gotta chile one treaty barnaby like arcade worth the facts i don't feel like people going to watch it if we call totally it's the only the right to if you want to do and exercise programme decide watch stance in writing

feel better about like and try to do something for yourself you know it's psych while these people of really gone to shift i'll kick and ass i would love to hear their brainstorming for that show weird bodies now let's get a liberation governing body banana body bizarre body was artists i don't know via she drops of weight some i saw you look good night had tried totally fucked drag that complementarity ike's i laid the boost for life for months now i've been like trying to eat straightaway the breadth and all their glued shit i actually knows much that's a big hollywood thing i feel a lot better but every once in a while i'll fuck it i'll eat a pizza and its delay i can never just like totally walk away

what i'm never going to have a pizza again and i'm not gonna eat that stupid gluten free one i don't like that and this gluten free what is what what is that i mean it's like vladimir gluten that's all i know is all my friends are they talking vladimir lenin better their dictators and i don't know what it is but i just know i'm losing weight doin it and i did that z keel bread which tastes like ass i mean it's really just like it's like if you bread and stuck it or microwave in all the nutrients left but you know viewpoint and of shit on it we ve got a little arm in butter on it does taste good and i am losing weight i don't know but i feel i'm sweden salads and shit it's a government

people are like that that was a diet words like to regulate taken all day his lungs are only doesn't it just like atkins diarrhoea they are yet no car no cause it's wonderful beer industry of low car beer yes really like shit out a cow headed the fucking warns that all i remember my watch my friends do not i just never think like that can't be good like just eating meet all the fuckin time like they didn't see monetary salads it would just then we'd like bacon and like turkey not seeing any that shit's bankers who knows that this point these guys out there that stick and now like they put in melted butter into their coffee i know nobody is saying that like all other saturated fat shit that they were saying is now a myth it's like it's like the egg my lifetime the equity terms as yet been in an and out in favour of the month or not it's like john travolta courier to judge volta

fuck it sell and favours sweat dogs daddy fog it went away in the eighties that he came back with perfection than he did fuckin battlefield earth is doing now but i feel it is going to come back again you know what i'm i'm actually one of the few people that do this is embarrassing is probably the most embarrassing thing you're gonna get me to say on this point and i love it is i actually like battlefields that i never thought that force will resent for god's sake buried i presented very peppers none of these guys want a dimension that those are all great actors yeah great actors and it was written by all round hovered which is basically the same thing that this action aliens guy zacharias cissian wrote in his book the twelfth planet how we ve been colonized for four hundred thousand years starting in south africa where they took gates and genetically made them and alike mine workers because they need a gold dust to protect their plan

the ozone on their planet or some kind of crazy shit either way totally believe me i mean i don't care what you like but but included with all those good actors in this kind of tying sounded like star wars mixed with roots he had mixed with mushrooms mixed with mushrooms agar i actually like battlefield earth i member avoid so that's what they're more we was about me i was like colonizing dorm ass humans which just made from apes through dna and the more like mining gold forum because they needed the gold on their home planet in this man john travolta had dreads just like i got now mine it was like now i'm thinkin ammo pretty girl and i remember getting a lot of shit forego and i am all for this movie at the time and now it's like

ok i'm anti terrorism we admitting pretty go well swam and lots really interesting the plot is interesting so wait two scientologists think that we came from apes but that they pose some sort of spatial one yea there's a spacious becomes down and they needed they they try to have their own people mine these gold mines in these people just said fuck you wanna go back to my home planet this is bullshit work man this is like this is like working as a barrister starbucks multinationals and so

these aims to do it that are already on the planet and so they genetically engineered to be a little bit smarter and then they started mining the golden those gasket hang out and drink so is that where my tax money is going yea going to another planet black projects man black projects are all over the place and what a black projects you know all this shit like alex jones is on about every day except teeth way off the mark but just like what what they think that guy's hit the nail on the head of a tender swing it big slang a big over those in the major league is batting ever to be about one thirty nine i nobody connects but when it connects they now leave in the park that's why you go you have you want to see a guy swing like that out of right out of his fuckin cleats that's it i can't lists i used to be and all of that shit like i see i will we watch a new msnbc and i like how they walk around now when they do in the news at some level of excitement to it

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to what already existed in like you do have to adjust i don't have i don't ever want another problem with guns here when i log on their argument right away is there on the corner yelling america love it or leave it so they obviously don't love it because there on a corner at vulcan four or five and wilshire yelling so they don't love it so one they leave you know because nor wages and fuckin want em i don't know i don't that's why do they not have guns out there are no one how do they keep their border control no guns enough i'd look i don't have a year i don't think there's any role with guns if you fuckin autumn responsibly they just have to figure out a way if they could just figure out a fuckin way to make these fucking lunatics will then go on social media saying i'm gonna do this shit and everybody kind of ignores the same man it's it's a simple if you get it well do you wise they calculations away but if you go

we get a gun you ve got a couple batteries assaults domestic shit all sorts of crappy stuff a new torture almost a child and you ve been thrown out of five schools but not a good idea to get a gun i don't fighting against guns either i mean look you know a future grisly atoms type living in a cabinet colorado shootin grizzly bears for hides food ten sustenance this in that good on you you know probably a responsible gone owner he's going to be able to legislate in guys that loans saw goes to share got beat up too much in high school they weren't part of the cool clique they start making threats on you to this and that on the other they beat up their wives their girlfriends this man they beat up there mom save in i don't give a fuck and go

join a band didn't show business like the rest of us were presently hiring road was speaking to that before we get all sideways here but the politics i can't fucking here myself anymore whom we take to sell put it back and come on your past where is it where's the sweet spot there is you got a new album coming up oh yeah right tell us tells the name tell us about it i listen to one track the harmonic on their hunting with that with the river bonnet stuff i've ever wanted whatever the name of the trackless but maybe what i'm way illegal twilight zone it made me want to go play drums that's how i know like a song is i immediately go into fantasy mode and what we're cool thing is happening i'm doing so at first was played drums and then

did the automatic apart than that was me and my fantasy i was playing that and everybody was gazing up at this stage while the colossal bill is so you're one for one that could still happen nine revolver due to come on stage before and you pussy now impartiality talking about that danzig that what i could make it down those who think that if you want look like we were in it were you a helicopter to fly down on the stage and have you come back and play drums rise now these said i'm a pussy i'll do i'm playing a little bit of double based now i just want to ruin it i don't want to ruin it because people come in there to see you like and that no one wants to get you doing a festival so i figured you played a shorter sadly i like it if you go and then it's a full on you show if you have some jerk off comic come on four one song i think that how can handle that but if it's just like hey we only got time for six dogs at on one of them there

from g h ones i love the eighty strikes back he's gonna play drums and i know you guys i get a kick out of that i'm just worried that you fancy work what they're going to fuck it throw everyone i'm up there you know my favorite guest beer it's for us of all time was during lol louis we add kirk hammett from metallica well come on stage we'd know incurred for a while we wait open up from metallica budget dates in europe and so we got to be friends and and and curt came up and we did a cover of a black satin sancho super not at a festival and edward and we gave him the second led in the song so easter crazy i mean his hair was flying it look like he had one of those industrial blowdryer on his hair and the regional blowdryer does his hair was flinging rams enduing use into it not tat but this went on for flocking ever and so the rest of the balances wealth pocket where

years of we all just walked off and by their wives by the time you realize reserving he still in the middle of his lead there's no ban embryos up there and for all stand and there on the side of this age like looking at our work just go and dude really this is like going on a twelve minutes so low you fuckin now so then way what what are you doin he told me later its eye he didn't want to leave the stage because he really you're gonna get shit when he left so implies role keep going at that point i think i want to be like a seventeen percent increase gonna get his ass speed on the things that you guys leave and then he doesn't leave it looks like it's plant right well wasn't blair we're just bored

raised what now what is the etiquette if somebody goes to sixteen o five even in a fucking do that to me you got that would be a larry's you may be the crack of a lawyer can do that for you killed that's when you start incorporating the tom toms it shows that the blue blue what i would do is i would just i would do a backward somersault after all my way out underneath the curtain mad you guys do you think it was voted no use scared shitless both them and get off and then we we all acted past and now there is a god i was fond man you know this but he was gonna scared first but he's never come back with this ever since he disk state we don't get alot of guest artist anymore i'm sure you told that story i imagine that that went around i don't we want to repeat that still has pretty freak out

we are told it anyway so that this new our becoming out when it comes out on one march six when it comes out much march nice nice dad's friday ok nobody nigh rooms with its right to whom we can work and working people get it i guess everywhere i don't know god i mean what are you really creative my eyes alone the words aloud wilshire without with a billboard started work and see the unease at mean i don't know where these things in itself was a good idea and i they are sold anymore they just like you know a lot of time pulses i'm sure some or give me a link and i'll be little people would get it me are you this business long enough to you know that the whole purpose of this system people do not hear you shit man i've been in this business long enough to also know that are not really give a fuck about this part of the person is ok i just kind of like do what i do and you know now you are in florence but like i always heard those guys you were talking about

boroughs as you call bullion boroughs right than those guys they would write type are a bunch of pages story and then they would a ball of every word individually that through the air and then take it all together and then they would just start writing from that yeah than ever that that's what i did on in nineteen eighty eight aid or some shit around like land of rape and honey i sought to do now like that based on william girls riding which is how i hooked up with them later i just took a bunch of pieces of tape yes we actually use tape back then not just did and just cut it all open to various pieces and threw it on the floor spilled coffee arm snorted co gulf of more did whatever put him back together somewhere backward somewhere forward some worse and not an end

together in an actually told a narrative which is what bill boroughs was saying i almost did it is an experiment gone this guy's crazy that cannot happen like you just throw shit random on the floor and talks to you but ninety percent of the time it seem to work like while likely you couldn't have done that yourself so it's like you you're throwing herself to like random chance of it coming out good and sometimes it how did you get the balls to do that you got a record deal and everybody else's is trying so hard to do with the way that everybody is doing it you the ability to do it that way you get the balls to be like www independent of their point so i take that kind of procedures didn't care i've done a couple records for major labels that point i did this horrific record they took over the whole thing out for heirs to records than i did this other record for war her brother is that pretty much gave me carte blanche

but it was still like learning to call before you walk by the time i got to that record i'm just sick of all these people i figured like if these are the people that claim to know what they're doing then i must be fucking einstein because these people adults i just decided to do it over the folk i wonder do you know my so how did you come up with what is it has its own fuckin worst he said wait stigmata the guitar reform that i always but the guy had a slight done and why i know that there is a slight somebody told me you spend it up well i did that too

and i also added a did you redo onto that to get there i get really meticulous on my sets what are these sick its rifts of all time land i play that for my wife what you say what the fuck is this this is awesome and then he went over the top and then she kind of left wing back then people were using distorted vocals either and i was actually quite the action it because we had this cheap sony asked that ran on batteries and the batteries were alone when i want to say that first scream it just sounded like a cat was being tortured moonlight builds gray let's keep it you now so we and then we started on a replicate that sound for the next ten years you know it's kind of your first heroin hit the next ten years that we should have kept a microphone of those batteries so what did you do issues like the bull hundreds of seem like the eclipse eu your lives shows

level and there are also terrifying like i love on they give me that chills is i'm watching but then as a part of me going i'm glad i wasn't like that fucking pit down front cause that's why should i looked back then i look like fuckin run howard way back in the day before it looks like it ginger brenner are our pig is like it's scary for us to realise these fuckin kids and we're like you know like they said on pushing sixty and i'm looking at these twenty all kids and i'm thinking like these could be little physically my grand kids and i'm worried about our future what a pity about what some of the weirdest ship our scary should you see when you are on stage you know what no i don't have anything that's like particularly like like you know we hear about like that what was there some rap concert deal day that they stop to culture because they saw a girl being raped in the front row where in the pit

some like tat and i've never how does it happen like other people don't see then this so like what what riff for they play met it removes so locked into it that there's really somebody rape next to you you can't see i don't know i don't understand that i've never seen anything like that actually some stairway stay where they haven't maybe love that wait for that drum feel well that would be like if so something really weird on a stairway to heaven song at a lead zepplin concert it would probably be a harbor being raped in the pit because i never understood this about led zepplin known me wrong i love the fucking banned but listen basically is lyrics we ve given them a pass all things about is dungeons dragons castles maidens horses

let's take squeeze my lemon or without the skies really coasted this run rely on men and i love the fuckin ban not take the job we get to see them oh yeah and the blue lou just amazing what what doors did you see him on me page icon that chicago stadium unlike what seventy seventy six seventy seven some like that i mean so bottom had the vis delighted that point right there see through one now stronger oddities of both a drunken gets better what while they were in town ok they spent three days in chicago and he did his show it to chicago stadium the old stadium and one saw that men are the work of wax track so it's not so this is like seventy nine

the sky was still kit nor our huge walkin around like a little like girly top tied off around mid torso and then did robert are those on early autumn automobile bottoms words why does this coffee table and he's jordan around doing all this stuff and at that point is made to wait fortys and just start like i just thought dammit this is enough you're funny he wasn't he was only like thirty and thirty one reality was morning floating made forty so maybe you should stop the heroin because he wasn't restaurant around and go on like that psych he's doing like this chicken ants and stuff on here and sing and about habits and in immediately zone down paid no attention just listen delighted tightness of the ban in thailand

get old quick till he was like a young guy and then right after physical graffiti he just got all the lines in his face weird i think that's genetic so i think that's it that's kind of like a nordic thing i think he must be have nor the dna because like that's what happens to scan avian people that they look so awesome under young and then because their genetics like one their old they ve spent forty years of nordic winters and their skin says fuck you i'm cracking by wrinkling now they just needed some lotion but he looks cool now lie he needs lotion school now though yea looks great now he found the loescher but he never you but you could tell us face he never did era you're eating occult ghana that's a large you can look at old people tell the drugs that they did well

are you also love people might not notice about you is you're a huge hockey fear they literally in the house building shit reiner yeah yeah this is distractions one this is let's call we ve done we ve done almost forty minutes before the hammering started set out in raising bought up let's airport hammer the gods right right there half jesus i was there was a book that put me to sleep i believe every word of it you too long as you don't sleep it's compared to like the shit we and not only just us talking to you put a shark fins on a little woman doesn't want habit it well was wandering shark was off no no no he receives a bathtub plastic shark and one of our rodya was penetrating willingly lose no rate always about you somewhat zepplin oh no talking about our tour i see i see some crazy shit

we need only look and ran about is that its right to bring in a shark putting it in a woman who the fuck does that and you actually had a story i wasn't a real shock was a toy shark well and it wasn't me and it wasn't the banners on we have to buses with the road crew boston the bans shortfalls and and and the ban bus basically had some kind of decorum going on but the the crew bush was literally die tat night gate of hell i mean long gone there and it was just like coal go on steroids going i love that shit that you'd see and i just wander because i say i am audible i'm out of sight i go in a bar peggy smoke from one of the roads could run the band smokes and so i go and arab walk in walk into like dantes foreign step through an orgy system a human minefield fornication china too opponent dvds fuckin heads well you know i'm actually

i've had the exact opposite so the road was just been a lonely icily you think but i was kind of built for that by people something ask me what the shit you know i've been on the road like groupies stuff it's just like that just doesn't fuckin its differ for me it is not its not what like to guys go i'm thereby each with a lock in ukulele any just fuckin but how long leaves round and i will send this fucking panties fly and yet you know what's wrong i'm not saying you i'm not saying you get but you know me i get bolt and coins and bottles fly it andy i don't get pan am that's look i'm too you know some fuckin jerk off could go to a goddamn coffee house on an open mike aright he can fuckin go up there with the ukulele its he could literally do his cover probably do reggae version of a mom and pop ups are right leaves a brown man right even better than i do that and the next thing you know those

some woman who's gonna fuckin respond they were there but how many people diedre with when when you go on the road nobody go by myself i really i m going all have a handler though i like open it now is more people i gotta talk to i don't have if i go to another country and i don't mean canada i mean other countries i wait no when i did canada they give they gave like a road person i'd i'd it drives me up the fuckin wall but when i'm in another country a level when i was in australia the guy had was fuckin awesome and definitely use them again when they recover my basis here from the states with you another without our he travel alone you just go yeah and australia and go and what they found born australia what i love i love haven't tormented because he shows up in its just like this way you need to be borne by not worry about anything in this transportation with england i've had a great people cyprus temporary people scandinavian ownership in the states

i just show up on what i get a rent a car like fuckin chuck very drive up with my extending the car keys the overhead low that's the thing that's that's where things get dicey when like our touring parties about seventeen people between and crew and there's generally three or four rookies on each tour and the rookie i have read too many books like hammer the gods or malaria and so they bring that that that shit onto the buses mainly on the crew boss we haven't had we ve had the most boring band bus for probably about almost twelve thirteen years thank god because to go sit through play my cards against humanity like that's crazy ethics and you know what no we we just we get the fuck off the bed

we stay in our little areas and get the fuck off the boston go low tell as soon as possible and then then our like stupid shit happens at the hotel bar now watch on the boss the buses i kind of like this i'm a big hole oh burger because it's like you already kind to home downstairs in your own kitchen and then you can just drawing down there ever do tell bar tenders are always like i don't even i think they're psychologists their good right at least though tells you stated say sheridan citizens this reticence boa that weren't we restate that kind of shit those hotel bartenders in every city are like they must have taken a class because they're all real similar they're all psychology braced drink poor my favorites hotel bar is the one you can you can be like stain on the tenth floor and you can

look down over the elevator to see if it still open in others ones rather have it all away down you just see these drunk sit down i reality that we got it you got the call anybody or anything like that so hey azeri because i do want to promote your old man i think you're a fucking genius always is there any sort of theme on this one is it just look man i mean i've been known to bash are right wing for before and are right wing leaders such as george bush ronald reagan and things in the past but this one is not real untied tromp it's more like what kind of system keeps producing these people let let's let's cut to the quick here it's the system that keep producing these people that we keep thinking is a good idea to be our spokesperson for our ideals and and the quality of these people keeps going down down down so rare

a child is fallen off where we at least we had lego bar we had like we used to have career politician then we went to like the bosses son and now we're getting a reality shows like tv star which is causing all these people out here in hollywood to go like i want to run like to second you say you want to run for president uranium mining youtube basically saying you saying i wanna have dead bodies on my conscience because that's what the fuck you sign up for and i'm not saying that you're gonna have to go out and do the wrong thing but like in the process of doing the right thing you're gonna kill people that would we in the wrong place that's why i think they age the way they do because its legs heavy yeah broken heavy i get asked his personal autonomy is all right mr political what would what's the first thing you do view president my fucking quit

i don't want any part of the year i put the solar panels back on the white house and then i believe i will personally i would do that and i would get together shifted the chef make me a sandwich and i want a ride in the helicopter that i now introduce you to the vice president and the person who will now be running all this shit you gonna throw one party and on air force one

well that one big pledge is kind of like a giant like fuckin thing always flying the marine one the helicopter ways of advanced to meet the euro not remember it old some forty seven fleet of your replies and forty seven do i want you to you gotta go the ronald reagan library i know they have that they have literally the one that he sat on talking to gorbachev ever get to go upstairs to that bar hang out with the cool people you're flying that seven forty seven i always wondered why did that one tying up blasted twice and sent right back down you know airbus's lyra staircase yes and you went and went up there and everybody had suits in this fuckin stewardesses were hot yeah i'm right when we were i did this run through asia i did the fact singapore hong kong in mumbai india giving mom by india we connected dubai we got on that air emirates that that that's not even an airline w hotel with like what

it's fucking a real so it's even negative it's better than a w w is like a dummy hotel i acts like it's nice that's like nice if you read you twenties you see a lot of work is very twenties lot of aquarium lighting around apply so we were we were i can they were upstairs whatever i remember was we want if i weren't fly that far i use all the miles every fuckin thing i could possibly do make less money yeah i'm gonna sit if someone was dead chairs and so i have to go to the bathroom and i walked in the back to go to ass from there like the semicircular bar i guess it was world wide bodies to those like chair two chairs next to the window then an i'll then the middle then i'll even over so that middle section it was his name is that why in the back we're having a semicircle and apart

in there and they had a little bench seed and some stools around their seat with a seat belt he sat down on so i saw you out there that's where you yeah and i went back i didn't want you autograph i didn't have the one we had like your own apartment like that without ones like fifteen grand one way is so i went back i got my wife is a guy i'll buy you a drink she's really talk about go come with me so we went to the battery like she had she just ear to ear grin and i order upham mixed drinks we sat down on the bench see i put to sea but why don't we just sat there we didn't that many but it was just so fuckin cool it's they didn't seem possible like i'm at a bar in sky i doubt they flying strange flying to new york goes one of those things will i was very sorry to get back to the states but was definitely one that i didn't want it to end will you just like our like the exact opposite of writing a coach or

but you can really be flying from like fuckin new york to buffalo the next out aren't you too so i was sitting side by side came of okay and i know you do you taking stuff out from underneath the right then my love to say what's going on right now are we to legal the league of what it is it looks a he has other is wine i didn't feel less are those liquid weed you can afford to the vapour rising reaches a certain temperature tell you some man you're fuckin rockstar because i've never had an experience that good flying the closest thing i ever had was i didn't eighty hours australia once and i was on the last fucking flight that allowed smoking

nine sheets only on nine seats in norway in business class i wasn't first class wasn't coach and they had nine seats arranged on quantities for people who smoke and above all to be eighteen hours on an airplane i wanna fuck considerate you know nowadays you get the ie six and it's really easy nobody knows you're talkin like nicotine out of your mind he's planes right is a much wider centres often involve an almighty sig nobody bothers me and i don't bother anyone else but this was the last smoking flight quantum ever had it was actually in the news and i was one of the people it had those seats and so i get there and theirs is business man from hong kong next to me and he immediately start blowing his nose on the trade in five m

nurse bloggers and shit all over the sheep farming knows and i was just like stewardess man i can't sit next to this fuckin guy ok he's huge really weird it was rude here that i value being really nice about this guy just said suggests the fanatical weird rude and end the flight was bought show they put me in one of those kamikaze sheets as their stewardesses shit on right before they do other little job see the little jumps each other they put me in arusha one of these two sectors not blow up there like one that's that's the point so like i'm sitting there and a light up a smoke and legislate let down like you can't be talking here like what do you do like will not sit next to that fuckin guy so we had to say to our stand off you try to get the guide a move and he would move and so they finally acquiescence it was the last lie with smoking i got to sit there on the jump see just chain

my rock star flying story man was with hong kong you know what i flew from singapore do calling on defence of hong kong this guy might have been from singapore it had been for new hampshire i didn't talk to up in the lounge there they had they had these fuck you they will make a dump lacks the fuckin dumplings that they make over their duty ended they literally thing if you dropped a move they would like flow playing now and in the end the airport right right so they keep coming out with these dumplings this mother fucker keeps going up there and he would like take seven or eight of users skinny bastard and he was just for i was like demur by paul gnomon get me a demagogues cool hand luke he was even like fuckin coolly and look just down as for controlling they would delicious and it was just like every time they would bring about i would have to like look over to make i could go up there just to get some for me and my wife so this guy mostly don't like twenty

thirty eight fuck you need the whole time whose up there he child those goddamn pigs i don't know a cunning put me in a move that goes goddesses what hong kong scooby like but yourself people in all the falcon dumplings but that i too quickly be like wait a minute wait a minute there's this selfish assholes from whereof from and i'm one of so maybe i'm gonna promised land travel review hong kong gilbert a bunch of shellfish people eaten dumplings fuck this is based on one guy who is going to hong kong who i don't even know if he was going to forget it if he lived there orpheus even chinese so anyway sorry watch this shit all day msnbc are you you seem like a news junkie kind of a news junkie i don't watch it internally but i like keeping on as well paper and periodically glance over and see like oh shit if the ban wholly crap had spent many hours and shit the van it's gotta more enjoyable which like the sound down i'm leavin this guy on the right

he has the exact same hair cut is prince charles sticks out the exact same way does accept these got more here on top if that's his hair but what i like is that he's completely covered in the graphic the stock market is tank today late they do that to people like a vote i had to be on cnn in what next week and i had my first time nice so i am going to be one of those square i just hope stock market as incompletely go into shit and i get blamed for because that's what you were member is this guy cause years title even though that that was about to start margaret i just look at that guy gonna guys fuckin is made not sit here could live these people right now that have lost their pension costs the stock markets now looking at this guy like only job threerd turn eighty five bucks so right i mean that's what it is that thirty nine dollars is like down five hundred or some before five bucks what is five hundred makes i dont

i do and gives the worse you can't get out of it you can pay attention for now i don't i just look at it like i'll never get their money back in whatever left one of sixty five we allow shit i just viewed it's it's like las vegas without all the really gaudy like decorating and an parfait food it's just like last night i've done like i've done ok but i also i addressed conservative and with conspiracy theories over the blue chip go for like a tangible shit but people who tangible shit i'm about investing in all these companies that we're like digging for gold and stuff and then i felt the dollar's going to collapse but then it dawned on me one day issues like we'll wait at the end of this i don't have any gold so i bought a bunch of shovels pickaxes to give the children somewhere digg is out of the ground and in the end we always talk about goes like talking to a friend in chicago

literally made millions fucking dollars really sick i but i want you to listen this is really blue matic of what's going on today is this place haunted her that somebody hammer it now that somebody have ok just making sure of destruction zone at this guy would wait for mass shooting and actions happen he would invest in gun stocks and sure enough gun starch will go up spike twenty five points like a commoner go on a thousand bucks and just buy whatever gonna start after a mass shoot within three days she would sell it all before i went back down made millions just doing that now conduct creepy bears this is where whereat right but i'm trying i wouldn't try to make it that we know what way can we do it moon but one think of another disaster that happens where we can make some money i returned mudslide you invest in what

i don't know about your dryers i'm just investing in part features man now that canada is go and legal i'm all in i'm actually going to join the stock market and gas solar and wind and all these other like knew tat things are a kind of a scam but mom all into the pot market because we saw what like alcohol didn't one year after the end of prohibition and all the magic mega giant corporations that came out of that like enhydra abortion or listen i think pots going to be the same thing it's not going to be a bunch of pops in marine county it's gonna be like she what are we gonna watch science i may give you watched on that was advice namely the channel with a they did like putting it into food me its becoming like there's no or may thing overnight part food

do they think that'll ever happen to like heroin like today were making some obvious english nothin's take lightly two lines it is evident that ailed their year in tears because they ate poppy seed muffins or so they claim i'll give you a fucking brow that's what they claim but i'm just and so there is opiate foods already but may be seed muffins after they shot some heroin that's why they fail this has lets people target areas the joke about that when people like say like out you know it's my metabolism that's why that's the big go go my metabolism it's really slow as i gathered and fuckin six thousand calories a day tat will make you out of shape so anyway i was i think we're above this is the most effort was fuckin fifty eight minutes of my life absorption i take your made another album

i've heard that one track the twilight zone thing i just video out i saw the video i loved and in the new video comes out march nice to not one of these like can by the label lyric videos which we have no part of and i guess they're pretty good kids like i'm an olive we we don't put any real input into that that's the label the swan you to get to know the lyrics some things in the most basic way because people are the attention span of a fuckin bathroom nat and this in that right this next one is it we filmed it all on the same day the twilight zone video and then victims of a clown so i haven't seen a year i should be able video of a clown there should be a lesson tonight actually we get some russia's on it i hope it's is good is twilight zone because that one's pretty funny video man i'm out their hanging with grey wolf this

indian american guy met from aim american indian movement and pretty high level aim guide to and we're out there it's camp fires blown harbison drinkin i'll ask tee and use is great tell me by eu ban you mentioned some of the guys you get in here we got we got kind of up we get all stay line up it said joe georgian spying jobs there she tore burton bells help me jordan from former georgians from our swimming burden bell from fear factories showed me on the balkans this time and tony compulsion old static action ass a genome billion other bands easiness bays and then to usual guitar players inquiry and she's our soto which are awesome job back which has been with us for many years and he comes from killing joke and early killing joe days and an dj swamp from back this is

awesome this way when you gonna put you towards aids because i like i gotta see life the right there what's your website first ministry oh god com or some shit i don't hold but i'm not the best promo sexual you finding that fighting but now has a new album out his fancy called ministry looking lie somewhere and he has a website that has the name ministry in some like that he is on tourism where those dates urville it's like a treasure map and at the end you get the pot of gold just find it's just white men three in either you'll get put to some billy glam web page or you'll get put to us but i know that somewhere you wind up on our page you'll figure shit ok

what do i owe you one of my favorite people always love talk india and that's an honour that you wanted to come out of my pocket to promote your elbow if if i hope that you wanted to and it wasn't your label making you do this and this has been an uncomfortable our legal doesn't even know about that sulk this is u lies in me is an orange and now we're just gonna sprang an army go fuck you so what do you want from me did we have this famous guy to come over our about that little notoriety i say i know it's i areas is not label sanctions so i think everybody blackstone barely watch talk you to share my broods made all these moves we bought being old couple guy some after you get your guys you get wiggles promotion ice fourth line guy for you guys you guys got an ash from national rangers you you're looking good i mean and and this is good for boss in you needed this because

when one claude julia was your coat you shit you guys were up down this shit i loved it yeah but it was real bipolar there for a while he did leaders are working hours cup in forty years so i know i know because we had three of them my shit my remarks in theirs very tight it up and then you go for it and i know you guys tightened up and then you funny ten good boy well for me anyway but were worth tank and right now thank god it's it's time to like some new blood i mean that the general man you stand bowman here's this first year after the first cup and he made rookie mistake of gm and just like a well of course go out and had a cop and like forty some years ones like we i keep this team forever and you know i've one thinks that they're all junkies they're going to look the same twenty years from now what's the throne and and so we

repaid all these people locked the men with no trade contracts and shit now we're stuck with all these decaying old guys that don't do enough air sea bookstall plan for oh yeah i think i mean he he's out there that's that this number ninety seven yeah why an individual nine nine and seventy one to gourd any any like a single digit one is but those all got retired because all the best guys had em scenario the big things to have the double the other did not have any seventeen ninety nine eighty eight that share our i call what thank you so much for common pot guess i can't wait to hear the new album and furthermore i can't wait to see you guys life if you dont have full show i will come out on a toy drum set we got with examples based pedal we got march twenty second and so on anaheim in march twenty third invent tour and

ok one drums at one of those shows if you if you can fitted in your schedule ebby austin absent but i don't i don't know that i will be able to make my double based clamped just started and i will give you an easy song to play as that will give you my name we won't talk with you too hard i promise h your show man i don't give a shit you want to fuck me focus is the fact that we get to do it'll be awesome out thank you so much everybody thank you for listening and i'll check it on other areas that thanks boys